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In 1945 the Second World War came to an end.

The German Reich and the Japanese Empire were defeated by theAllied forces.

In front of us is Germany,

Within us marches Ghana.

The German Nazi LeaderAdolf Hitler committed suicide,

while Japanese military leader Hideki Tojo was sentenced to death by a militarytribunal.

...or at least that is whatwas written in the history books.

In reality, Hitlerand Tojo fled by submarine to Ghana,

where they are hiding to this day.

And it all shall be mine.

Among them also Hitler's most trusted accomplice, Horse-Man Goering.

I am Horse-Man Goering.

No body can defeat Goering.

They are raising hell in their local communities and

smash everything and everyone in theirway with the superiorJapanese Karate skills.

Whazz up?

Goering! Back off!

Thanks to the intense Karate training,

and theirArian superpowers,

they managed to reverse theiraging process

and they are stronger and more

Arian than ever before.

Hitler!

We will give you all that you need.

That's only thing we need from you.

Please provide us with ladies.

Beautiful ladies like these.

Hitleroffers the local riches, alcohol and women.

but in reality he is brainwashing them

with a spell ofthe magical "Blutfahne", or Blood Flag.

The NewAxis powers,

Germany, Japan and Ghana have gathered a powerful army

calling themselves the Ghan-Arians.

this time without Italy, because they suck atwar.

Nobody is safe from the spell ofthe magical Blutfahne.

And before you know it,

yourfather, your mother, your brother, your sister,

might have already become a Ghan-Arian...

mindless foot soldiers

whose sole mission is to create a newjoined kingdom of Hitler's 4th Reich

and Tojo's NewJapanese Empire.

Will anybody be able to stop them?

Orwill Hitler and Tojo finally be able to conquerthe world?

With theirAfrican Kung Fu Nazis!

Here he comes now! Lookin' good!

HeyAddae, whaddup whaddup whaddup?

Addae, ma MAN!

Addae! Whaddup bro?

I miss you, baby.

You are looking so good.

All foryou. But...

Don'tforget ourdate tonight.

Ofcourse, Eva.

I can'tforgetthat. And I can'twait.

You are such a darling.

So happy.

I've got readyfortraining now though...

- Oh no. -Yes.

- See you later. - OK

See you soon.

Take care.

Addae!

How's your Kung Fu training coming along?

Addae...

You're late again!

How do you everexpectto improve, when you are not serious abouttraining?

I am sorry, Master.

You are sorry?

As usual when you're late, 10 minutes Horse Stance!

Go down, go down!

Now, as you all know,

there will be a greattournament.

And l expect everyone ofyou to be atyour best.

I expect you to fightwith pride.

And bring honorto our Shadow Snake School.

Remember!

There is no Kung Fu style that can beat ourShadow Snake School.

Yes, Master!

And as always,

Akante will represent ourschool forthe tournament.

and l will give the opportunity to anotherstudent,

who will also represent us in the tournament.

Me, master! Please choose me!

Be silent!

The one who impresses me the mostwill be the second fighterforthe tournament.

And foryou, Addae, you did not impress me today.

I will announce the second fighter by the close ofthe day.

- Dispatch! -Yes, Master!

Now, assemble! Everyone!

Abeeku, step forward!

You will represent oursecond fighter at the tournament.

Thank you, master.

lt is a great honor. I will not disappointyou.

- Join the queue. -Thank you, master.

Nowyou can dismiss.

I believe masterwould have chosen you.

Youjust have to be more disciplined.

Othersise you can neverget to my level.

Anyway, have you heard about this newtournament?

It's from a man calledAdolf Hitler.

Hitler... funny name, right?

They call themselves the Ghan-Arians.

-Akante. - What?

I don't knowwhy master is doing this to me.

You know, Kung Fu is all l have.

I thought masterwill finially let me represent.

Representwhat?

Cheer up my man.

You've gotthe most beautiful girl in town and that is Eva.

You knowwhat? l'll easily give up my spot in the tournament

so that l can have a date with her.

No wait...l'd rather kick some ass.

That's my boy. Cheer up, man.

The Ghan-Arians do not even practice Chinese Kung Fu.

They practice Japanese Karate.

It's gonna be an easywin.

I think you've had enough already! What,s wrong with you.

l was hoping to have a nice evening with you...

The master.

Again he didn't choose me.

when will he finally give me the chance to represent ourschool? When?

Spare me with yourwhiningAddae!

What is itwith that dumb Kung Fu anyway?

I love you, Addae.

but it is time you get ajob fora change.

Now let me tell you one secret.

My fatherwould neveralloe me to marry a loser like you!

Please. You have to understand.

If I can make a name for myself in the MartialArts world,

I'll be rich and famous.

You'll never have to worry about a thing anymore.

This is the perfect chance for me, you know?

It's going to be an easy tournament.

It's by some guys who call themselves Ghan-Arians.

they don't even practice Kung Fu, but Japanese Karate.

- Ghan-Arians! Si ! - Ka! (Twi language = Money)

(German) We have seized the Power in Ghana.

(German) Now it's time to assimilate the Ghanaian people.

We have gathered here today to swear in two new comrades,

into ourexclusive circle ofGhan-Arians.

Onlythe best ofthe best canjoin us

to fightforthe advent ofthe 4th Reich!

- Si! - Ka!

Now they shall swearthe oath to our beloved Blutfahne (Blood Flag).

(German) One people, one Reich, one Leader.

(German)You got dat right.

(German) For Leader, ReichAnd Fatherland.

(German) Do you swear?

(German)Yes, my Fuherer!

(German) In front ofus is Ghana. Within us marches Ghana.

(German) Marching is cool.

Welcome ourtwo new Comrades my dear Ghana-Arians.

Are you two readyto fight forthe advent ofthe 4th German Reich

and the new Japanese Empire?

Ghana-Arians, nowto a completely differenttopic.

As you all know, ourgreat Ghana-Arian tournamentwill start very soon.

Regarding this, a fewwords from ourAxis partner Hideki Tojo.

(Japanese) Greetings. Afew remarks regarding

the upcoming martial arts tournament.

No need to show any mercy towards youropponents.

Just exterminate everyone in yourway.

Everyfight, shall be fought To the death.

Chinese Kung Fu is crap.

Japanese Karate is the onlytrue martial art.

Behold the beauty ofJapan! Hail the Emperor ofJapan!

Tomorrow, we shall go out and spread the word ofJapan's beauty

and recruit more soldiers forthe Japanese Emperor and the German Reich.

Dat's sit!

- Si ! - Ka ! (Twi language = Money)

(Japanese) One...two...one...two...stop!

You may give me all your moneyforour Tournament and the Emperor.

One...two...one...two...stop!

Mere woman, money out, forour Tournament and the Emperor. Please.

(Twi language) My money? Hell nah! Get outta here!

(Japanese language) Oh, and hang up this commercial forourtournament.

(Twi language)You gotta bejoking!

One.

(Twi language) Take this crap back.

Two.

(Twi language) I've had itwith you China-Man!

(Japanese) Pay!

Hey! Hey! Easythere China-Man!

(Japanese) One! Two! One! Two!

One! Two! One! Two!

One! Two! One! Two!

Stop!

Hey, my lady!

You are very pretty.

Give me a kiss!

What is that?

(Japanese language) How dare you reject me woman!

Let's have a little chat overthere, In this dark alley...

Eva, you don't have to worry.

He is anAsian. Even ifhe goes for it, you won'tfeel a thing.

(Japanese) What did you just say?

Let me showyou something... ln my pants...

HeyAddae! Brother!

What are you doing?

While you are sitting here enjoyingAdonko

while the Ghan-Arians are demolishing ourschool.

What do you want, man?

Can't you see I am busy?

What the hell happened to you anyway?

The Ghan-Arians have come to ourschool.

It is terrible.

They say ifwe don't pay them a tribute every month to the Japanese Emperor,

theywill exterminate us.

Why don'tyou stop them?

Isn't masterthere?

And your Kung Fu is very greattoo.

What's happening?

They are too good.

Too good?

Yes.

So we need every man...we must stop them.

We must. We must go now. Please.

-You mean too good? - We must go now.

Stop rightthere!

No! Master!

You, devil!

You!

I'll kill you!

You show greatfighting spirit.

You would be a good soldierforthe Emperor. But...you need to be punished.

Master!

We have gathered here todayto pay our last respectto ourdear master.

We fought a good fight in order to save his nation.

So we gathered here to show our appreciation for being a good master.

For it is written, that a masterdies by example.

And our masterwas really de MAN.

The Lord gave and the Lord has taken away.

For as much as we praise almighty God,

of his great mercy to take onto himself

the soul ofdear master, Shadow Snake Master, the departed one.

Earth to the earth.

Ashes to the ashes.

And Dustto the dust.

Be with earth now and forever more.Amen.

Justtake it easy. Right?

Where is Eva?

I haven't seen her. Where is she?

I don't know.

Why don'tyou...

I couldn't get hold of herfor the lastfew days.

I guess, ourwedding plans are on ice now.

Sorry.

Our master used to drive this type ofcar.

It breaks my heart.

These bastards will have to pay.

Will you still take part in the Ghan-Arians' martial arts tournament?

Yes, I wiIl.

Thatwill be suicide.

I heard it is to the death.

The Japanese Karate is too strong.

OurShadow Snake Kung Fu style won't stand a chance.

I know, Addae.

But l have to try.

I owe thatto our master.

My heart...

My heart is burningAddae!

Join the Ghan-Arians.Accra - Kaputt!

Stalingrad - Cheese wheel.

Final victory is imminent.

Join the Ghan-Arians. Kumasi - Kaputt!

Stalingrad - Ferris Wheel.

Give us fouryears time.

Hello!

I am buying the rice, as usual.

Just one cup.

DJ Adolf. Join the Ghan-Arians.

Greetings Fighters from around the world.

Enlist to the great Ghan-Arian Tournament.

Get rewarded from Hitler himself.

Make yourwishes become reality.

Hitler makes yourwish come true.

Join the Ghan-Arians.

(German)Awarm welcome to all fighters from around the world,

ifyou win ourtournament, Hitlerwill grant you a wish, whatever it may be.

Now a few words from our beloved Fuehrerin (leader).

Be hard as a greyhound doggy.

Tough as a Krupp iron bar.

And fast as...

beef...!

The next song shall be dedicated to my new Iove...

Eva Braun.

Atanned version.

Three times Si-Ka for Eva Braun, the tanned version!

- Si ! - Ka ! (Twi language = Money)

You guys are still alive.

You are here to enlist into ourtournament?

You shall see.

Let me tell you something.

Your Shadow Snake style is useless.

Leave him.

Leave him!

Now come and fight.

Hey!

Stop!

Who are you?

You wantto kill this little boy?

I said who are you?

I am a drinking master.

Addae!

Come on, boy.

Coward, come on.

I said come on.

We shall meet again.

And you!

Meet me there.

Onlythe strong can survive.

Nexttime when you see a drinking master,

you will pass by.

Rise and shine.

Where am l?

Old guy...?

You're welcome to my home.

Thank you foryesterday.

You saved my life.

Who are you, old guy?

MasterAkpeteshie.

Because...

I likeAkpeteshie.

MasterAkpeteshie.

Your style. It's fantastic.

You could hold yourown against these Ghan-Arians and their Karate.

Please.

Master. Teach me.

Please.

Well, that depends on you.

I can see a fire burning in your heart.

But is your heart in the right spot?

The training will be hard.

And l expect iron discipline.

Ifyou oversleep or complain,

I will throwyou out.

This will be harderthan anything you have everexperienced before.

Are you ready now?

Yes, Master.

I will not disappointyou.

Let's begin.

I call it, the Moon Shine Style.

Here, drinkthis.

Take it.

Take it.

This is my secret, Akpeteshie.

Watch me.

I thinkyou are ready now to move on.

What do you mean by move on, master?

Move on to learn the nexttechniques.

What techniques, master?

Well, you can'twin the tournament justwith the Moon Shine Style.

Itworks against Karate.

But not against Goering's lron Shirt style.

You have to move on.

You have to lookforThree-Finger-Joe.

He lives on the Hill ofthe Dead, there you will find Three-Finger-Joe.

My, my name isAddae.

MasterAkpeteshie sent me.

He said you can train me forthe great Ghan-Arian martial arts tournament.

Please.

Please master, teach me.

I am the Three-Finger-Joe.

Mytechnique onlywork forthree fingers'.

Before you can learn mytechnique, I chop offyour hands.

I will chop chop your hands.

Chop fingers!

No, no, no please!

You are the chosen one.

The priestess told me...

a man with three fingers will come to me to teach him.

He is the man who will break the spell ofthe Blood Flag.

I hate the Blood Flag.

I hate the Ghan-Arians.

And l hate Hitler.

What an honor.

You are the chosen one.

I bow before you.

Break the nut.

You are such a darling.

...that a masterdies by example...

Break the nut.

Good.

Butthere is one more step.

You have to go to the priestess.

She will teach you how to break the spell ofthe Blood Flag.

But, how can l find the priestess?

Don'tworry.

You are the chosen one.

The priestess will find you.

Now, go!

Go!

Go!

Chosen one.

Chosen one.

Chosen one.

Wake up.

Are you the priestess?

Yes, chosen one.

Come.

Come.

(Twi language?) Oooooooooooooh yes. Very very good.

Them vanilla pancakes. Love 'em.

You hungry? l'm still a bit hungey honestly.

Don't have anything here.

Sorry, ate it all earlier.

Want some tea?

The pancakes are gone.

Oh yeah, what aboutthatAdolf guy by the way?Adolf Himmler?

What is itwith you and that Himmlerguy? l mean Hitler.

Hmm, the spiritsjusttold me, He is ehm...not so nice.

He brainwashes people with a spell ofthe so caIled Blood Flag...hold on.

I will teach you a spell to break the spell ofthe Blood Flag.

Hold on a sec...

This spell will protect you from the Blood Flag.

Take this.

Come here.

(Spirits' language) Das how you burn dat dayum Blood Flags.

The power ofthis hairband togetherwith the words I justtoId you

will break the spell of the dreaded Blood Flag.

And eliminate the power Hitler has overthe Ghan-Arians.

You are ready now, chosen one.

Meditate now...and neverforgetthe words l justtold you!

Go.

(Twi language) Now go to the tournament. Exterminate Hitler!

Exterminate Hitler!

I will crush you like a bug.

Ladies and gentleman!

Dear Ghan-Arians.

(German)Awarm welcome to y'all.

Germany is cool.

- Si ! - Ka ! (Twi language = Money)

Letthe games commence.

(Japanese) In the blue corner:

AMongolian.

In the red corner:

Alarge, but sexy black lady.

Fight!

(Japanese) Winner:

The lady I mentioned earlier.

(Japanese) In the blue corner:

Some lndian dude.

In the red corner:

Reichs-Master Goering.

Fight!

(Japanese) Winner:

Reichsmarschall Goering.

Cup ofcoffee, yeah...cup ofcoffee in the big time, that's what you are.

You'rejust a grain ofsand, while l'm the whole desert, yeah!

Who's the MAN?

You are Mr. Machismo.

Yeah...rip it off Machismo girls!

(Japanese) In the blue corner:

Mister Machismo.

In the red corner:

Addae.

Fight!

I fear no man. l feel no pain!

(Japanese) Winner: Addae.

(Japanese) In the blue corner:

Ghana-Arian Leader.

In the red corner:

Akante.

Fight!

Who am l?

Ghan-Arian leader!

Who am l?

Ghan-Arian leader!

That's me.

(Japanese) Winner: Akante.

Splendid Dr.Adonko-Man!

We may have lost one of our Ghan-Arian comrades...

But now the Shadow Snake fools have to kill each other.

Hey, brother.

I believe the nextfight is very easyfor us.

You, okay?

- Certainly! - Cheers.

Sorry.

Addae, it looks like we have to fight each other next.

I just don't know if l can.

We must,Akante.

We must.

We have to avenge our master's death.

We are the only chance these people have.

To get rid ofthis cancer, that are the Ghan-Arians.

You are right.

But l just can't.

You know, we have to fight to the death.

Ifwe are there,

just make it quick.

Fight!

I don't know if l should kill you or marryyou.

Well, I guess I will kill you.

(Japanese) Winner: Reichsmarschall Goering.

Fight!

I wish itwould have nevercome to that.

We have to do what has to be done.

Maythe best man win.

Why are you notfighting,Addae?

This is not helping anyone.

You must not hold back.

You have to fight.

Addae.

I believe one of us can win the finals.

So let's do this forthe sake ofour master.

Do itforthe sake ofourtown.

- I just can't. -Addae!

Startfighting!

I can't.

I can't kill you.

You're my friend!

My brother!

I can't kill you...

(Japanese) Winner: Addae.

Eva.

Eva, wait.

It's me,Addae.

My name is Eva, the Tanned One, have we met before?

Have we met before?

Ofcourse, we have.

Eva, l love you.

Don't you remember?

Excuse me, I started feeling sick when you said the name...just Eva.

Eva!

I love you...

(Japanese) In then blue corner:

Addae.

In the red corner:

Reichsashamona Goering.

Fight!

Everybody has a plan.

Until you get hit.

I told you. Your Shadow Snake Style is useless.

Now, prepare to be re-united with yourfriend.

Break the nut!

(German) Congratulations. But unfortunately, due to a slight...

rules violation, the lastfight shall be counted as a draw.

But, you are not the winnerjustyet!

Tojo!

How can you call yourselfthe winner ifyou haven't beaten our best manjust yet?

In him burns the flame ofthe beauty ofJapan!

(Japanese) Jawoll! l challenge you to a fight!

You're not the real winnerofthis tournamentwithout beating me!

Do you accept?

I accept!

So shall be it!

The final fight should be Hideki Tojo ofthe Ghan-Arians

versusAddae ofthe Shadow Snake School.

Gentleman! Get readyto fight!

Boys! Take the body away!

Dr. Hitler, howwould you like me to exterminate him?

This is my secret, Akpeteshie.

No! Master!

Eva, l love you!

Trying to numb your pain?

I'll show you pain!

Come on!

I won the tournament.

Now l want you to grant me mywish.

Ofcourse.

So, what shall yourwish be?

Shall it be women? Shall it be money?

I can even make you my new No.2 ifyou want.

I don'twant any ofthem.

I wantthe Blood Flag.

What? The Blutfahne?

Adifferent choice would be preferable, indeed.

(Spritis' language) Nowwe gunna burn dat dayum Blood Flag.

No! Notthe Blood FIag!

Addae, take it!

Welcome! Welcome to my shop!

Are you doing great?

(Japanese) I'm aight. I'm glad we couId bury the hatchet.

-Tojo, we want some ofthis. - Sure!

(Japanese) Which do you want?

With orwithoutteeth?

- 10 Ghana Cedi. - We want it.

- Here you are. -Thank you very much.

Well, I guess my fatherwas wrong

and you are nevera loser after all.

Yeah, l am not a loser.

And l am really glad everything is back to normal.

Once we settIe down, I will open my own Kung Fu school.

I will strongly support you, because your Kung Fu has saved us all!

Something like the Ghan-Arians must never happen again.

HeyAddae...

- Si ! (Twi: Mo-) - Ka ! (-ney!)