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slow, haunting music

atmospheric music

[Skip] Moonbase Central Command
to Cap. This is a comm check.

Do you read? Over.

This is Cap. I read you. Over.

It's gonna be
a hot one out there.

Checking your vitals right now.
Try to pace yourself,

- okay, Cap? Over.
- [Cap] Copy that.

- Just think about the ex-wife.
- [Rook] Rook checking in.

Sorry to break up
the parties, boys,

but I got
a nice, hot bag of eggs

- waiting for you guys up here.
- [Cap] Hold on.

Okay, I need to call in
a yellow alert.

Got a duster
coming hot out of the west.

You picking anything up on that?

Yeah, I'm tracking.
Approach with caution.

Hey, guys, no sweat
on that duster I spotted.

It was just a supply capsule.

Well, she's pulling up now.
Over.

[Skip] Travis,
Cap needs help unloading.

What's your 20?
Repeat, what is your 20?

Roger. This is Travis Kelce.
I'm in the middle

of my morning workout over
in the south quadrant. Over.

[Skip] All right. Well, please
proceed to Lieutenant Caputo.

Got it.

Hey, Cap. You need my help?

Oh, no, I got it, champ.

Yeah? They said
you needed some help.

Oh, no. No, I got this
on my own, buddy. Don't worry.

Attaboy.
That's my Cap.

You get that thing in.
I'm hitting the showers.

Okay. Let me get
the air lock portal

before you open that.
One second. One second.

[exhales]

[wind whistling]

[door thuds]

[groans]
Hello?

Guys?

upbeat music

Whoa! Hey, guys,
check this out.

"To commemorate your 200th

consecutive day at Moonbase 8,
we have enclosed

a $100 Harley-Davidson
store gift card."

- Oh, that's great.
- [Cap] Yeah, great.

Well, I got the city
of Honolulu up my ass.

- They booted my car.
- I think it's pretty cool.

They've got cool leather
gloves you could do or...

Well, there's a café
in there, too.

You could get something to eat.

- Uh, stuff for Travis.
- No, no, no, give me

Travis's mail. He does not like
anyone touching it.

Hey, look at this.

We got a mission pack.

[electronic chime]

[automated voice]
Attention, Moonbase 8.

To further explore
the possibilities

of organic growth on the Moon,

your mission is to plant

the enclosed
genetically modified apple seed

in your lunar biosphere,

monitor the growth
and report on the results.

[Cap]
Wh-What's...

Why can't we ask questions?

What else is in there?
Any... We got anything else?

No, just apple stuff,
pretty much.

Caputo.

Do me a favor, man.
Take a whiff of that real fast.

- [sniffs]
- Yeah.

Does that smell good,
or does it smell bad?

[sniffs]
Huh.

- Smells like a towel.
- No, it doesn't. It smells bad.

- Oh.
- Next time you wash them,
make sure you use

that warm water cycle.

- All right, Cappy?
- Sorry about that.

- Sorry.
- All right, man.

- Here's your mail.
- Oh, nice.

What is this, junk mail?

- Come on!
- Ow! God bless it.

Ow.
[inhales sharply]

[groans] You got me there
with that Pro Bowl ring.

[Rook]
You all right?

- Am I bleeding?
- [Rook] Yeah.

- [Skip] Ow, yeah.
- Bad.

I got a piece of bone
moving around under there.

Ah, damn it.
Where are the Band-Aids?

In the bathroom here?

- [Rook] Yeah, should be some.
- [groaning]

[whispers]
I'm a little worried about him.

pulsing music

[Skip]
Hey, are you guys having

any problems with the water?

I'm not getting any
in the greenhouse.

Oh, it's probably a blockage
in the feeder line or something.

Hey, Rook, w-would you mind
checking it out?

I told Kels
I'd finish this workout.

No, I don't mind.

Um, well, hold up.
Wait a minute. Actually,

let me talk to Kels first,
run it by him,

make sure he's aware
of it, and then...

- and then you can go on.
- [Rook] Cap, this is

your department.
You can do whatever you want.

- He's not your boss.
- I-I know, but you know
how he gets.

So, you suit up.
I'll talk to Kels.

Okay.

- [knocks on door]
- Hey, Travis?

Hey, uh, just want
to get you up to speed.

We have a little trouble
with the water tank,

so Rook went out
to check it out.

Isn't water
your department?

Yeah, but, uh--

Then why the hell
are you bothering me?

I'm trying to read.

Sorry, I just thought
you'd want...

quiet, tense music

Did you wash my rover?

Yeah. Yeah, I washed it
once this morning

- and once this afternoon
like you asked.
- Yeah.

Thanks.

-It's-it's our rover, but--
-What?

Nothing. Nothing. It's n...

I-I'll take another look at it,
make sure it's clean.

Yeah, I bet.

[grunts]

[exhales]

Okay. So, we've got
a water crisis.

Our water tank is empty.

All right?
So, today's the sixth.

Next water delivery's
on the 29th.

It gives us three weeks
until we have more water.

[Travis]
Cap,

how did we burn through
a month's worth of water

in a week?

I don't know, Trav. I'm...

I don't know. I'm stumped.

I'm... Uh, I got
nothing on that.

I... It's a mystery, really.

- Oh, God.
- [Skip] Okay, so,

this is a dilemma.
We're up on the Moon.

We've got to deal with this.

Right? Got to find a solution.

So, I've done an accounting
for all the liquids

that we have up here
that are drinkable.

Got 14 gallons of bottled water.

I've got some juice.

Uh, some of the water we use
for our toilets.

All right, so let's show NASA
that we know what we're doing.

What, uh... what are
some other ideas?

What about the vegetable oil?

There's some olive oil upstairs.

Canola.

You-you cannot drink
vegetable oil.

It's liquid,
so should be drinkable.

The solubility is zero.

So we can't use it. Yes, Cap.

Uh, you have to add vinegar
to oil for it to be drinkable.

[Skip]
That's salad dressing.

I know.

You drank salad dressing?

[Cap]
Yeah. I had ordered salad

and gotten a s...
dressing on the side

and then just didn't use it
and then... [slurps]

finished it off at the end.

You're welcome to it.
In the meantime,

I've started up the, uh,
urine recycling machine.

- Oh, come on.
- [Skip] I know.

I was really hoping
we weren't gonna have

- to use this.
- [Skip] Me, too.

But it seems
to be working just fine.

If you'll just pass this around.

This is de-urinized,
so this is pure water.

[coughs] Oh, God.

Is that the light
that's yellow?

It is water.
It has been de-peed.

This isn't some kind of fetish
thing or any... This is just...?

No.

All right,
let's give it a shot.

- Let's just all try it.
- [Skip] Now,

-one thing we could do is--
-[coughs]

Oh!

- [coughs]
- [Rook] That's not water.

That is very salty.

Well, we're not gonna do that.

Even at maximum conservation,

we've got about three days
of water left.

That gives us
about a week to live.

So, let's dig a well, then.

Dig a well? I...
[laughs]

- Let's dig a well.
- [Rook] Dig a well?

- [Travis] Yeah, well water.
- In-in the desert?

- [Travis] Yeah.
- [chuckles] Travis,

it is so dangerous
what you're suggesting.

We don't have
the equipment for it.

I mean, I guess if you want,

we could start
the review process

and get an environmental
impact report started.

[Skip] Do you want to see
what those look like?

- You think they're a page?
- [Rook] You know what?

-What--
-They're 300 pages minimum.

Cap, you in?

- Yeah, I'm with you, Kel.
- Yeah, he's with me.

You two can drink
your pee water.

We're gonna go save this base.

Exactly. "F" you.

[scoffs]
Good luck with that.

- Hey, Trav?
- Yeah.

Can I have a quick second
about this?

- Yeah.
- Uh...

Are you sure
about this well idea?

Y-Yeah. Yeah.

I've-I've dug in
the ground before.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

[exhales] I just got a lot
on the line here, you know?

I screwed up,
and this is on me.

I screwed up bad. I...

I mean, I screwed up
my whole life.

That's the truth.
That's why I'm here.

That's why I need
to get to the Moon.

You know? I mean,
I go up to the Moon,

I'm not a deadbeat dad,
you know?

I go up to the Moon, I'm a hero.

And then I go back to Honolulu.

They give me the key
to the city, you know?

- I get my business back.
- Yeah.

But... So, you know,
no pressure on you,

but I have a lot on the line.

-Well--
-This has got to work.

- We got to find water.
- Easy, easy, easy.

Don't be so hard
on yourself, all right?

- [sighs] I'm sorry.
- Listen,

we're gonna dig this well,
save this base,

and we're gonna get up
to that Moon, all right, man?

- You promise?
- I promise.

- All right.
- All right? Come here.

Come here. Hey.

Until we get this well dug,

you're gonna give me some
of those water rations, right?

Oh, yeah.

- Yeah.
- Yeah, whatever you need.

You know I need
that hydration

- for my skin, right?
- Yeah.

For my workouts?

No, you got great skin,
and you deserve it.

- Yeah. You're my guy, Cap.
- All right. Hut, hut, hut.

- We can do this.
- Hut, hut, hike. Right?

Yeah. I'm out.

[exhales]

[Rook]
Hey, Skip?

Can I talk to you
about something here?

- Uh-huh.
- Not so sure

I can sign off on this.

The soil sample's
showing mostly shale

- and a little bit of sand.
- Hmm.

Not exactly safe
for digging a well.

Hey, guys.
Have you seen the shovel?

- Ah.
- Cap, what are you doing?

Oh, Travis wants me
to get all the equipment ready

for the big well dig tomorrow.

[Skip]
This, uh...

well, you think that's...
You think that's a good idea?

Yeah. It's a great idea.

Kels is jazzed on it.

He's done it before,
so it's gonna work.

[Skip]
Aren't you worried that Travis

is treating you
a little bit like

- an assistant or something?
- [Cap] No.

I'm not his assistant.

It's... We're...
It's a partnership.

Listen, just because Kelce
tells you to do something,

doesn't mean you have to do it.
That's all we're saying.

[Skip]
He's not that qualified.

You're more qualified.

NASA just wants him for the PR.

- Right. Right.
- Cross-promotion with the NFL

- and stuff.
- Okay. Guys, listen,

we're a team, okay?

And we have to be supportive
of each other,

even if it's not our idea.

Okay? This is a great idea.

- [Rook] Okay.
- Okay?

- [Skip] Good luck.
- You'll see.

We're gonna have cool,
fresh water by tomorrow.

Okay.

[sighs]

We'll never get
through to him.

What's that?

[distant birdcall]

- [grunting weakly]
- [wind whistling]

Hey, Cap, you ever
seen any action?

You mean, like, with the
beach babes on Waikiki? Sure.

No, when you were
piloting choppers.

Oh... action?

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, those crosswinds can get
pretty squirrelly up there.

One time, I was taking
this four-star general up

to see a volcano
on the Big Island.

Kind of a tour deal.

Wait, where was it
that you served?

[panting]

One sec,
I'll tell you in one second.

Just... losing my breath.

You tired, bro? Why don't you
take five. Let me get in there.

- You sure, Kels?
- Yeah, yeah.

You're not making much progress.

Let me go ahead
and get at this.

All right, I'll spell you
when you need it.

Yeah.

Heck, you trying
to save this base?

You're digging
like a lazy little bitch.

[grunts]

Well, you got
a different shovel, so...

[grunts]

You got to man up, you know?

Really get in there.

Okay, well, I am a man.

- [thuds]
- What the heck was that?

[screams]

Oh, God. Oh, God! Kelce!

Kelce!
We're gonna get you out!

We're gonna get you...
Oh, God, oh, God!

Oh, my God. Shit. Shit!

[shouts]

[Rook] Okay, this is
a soil compaction report,

which we're denying,
so I need you

- to initial here.
- All right.

Here, and sign
down here.

And then...
we're denying it.

Okay. And then,
the environmental impact report

was also denied,
so just need a signature here.

Okay, so I don't
have to initial there.

And we're gonna
backdate the stamp,

get that started.

[Cap yelling]

Trav... Travis fell...

The ground, it went whoosh!

He fell down!

Are you serious?!

Oh! Hold on.

Check the vitals, Skip.

Get his vitals up.

Oh, my God.

Look at his blood pressure.
It's dropping fast.

I don't understand.
We were digging,

- and he just, whoosh.
- Kelce.

- Kelce, Kelce, can you hear me?
- Kelce. Come in, Kels.

All right, we got to go.
We got to go.

- What are you talking about?
- Got to dig him out!

No, we can't go down there.
It's too dangerous, Cap!

That's why I said
we should put out a...

an environmental
impact report, darn it!

[Skip] Plus, we don't
have the equipment.

You know, you go
in there, and you...

wee, wee, wee, duh-duh.

You fall in, we try to get you,
have a little winch.

Gee, gee, gee, gee, gee.

He goes in after you,
I fall on top of him.

We're trying
to flag people down.

It doesn't work.

- [rapid beeping]
- Wait. Stop.

What do you got?
You got something?

- [long, high-pitched tone]
- There is no pulse at all.

Yeah, we lost him.

He's dead! He's dead! Damn it!

- Oh, my God. Oh.
- [panting]

[Skip]
Oh, God.

Lord Jesus Christ, please send
Kelce right to Heaven, and pray

- for his family, his family...
- [Cap yells]
- [Skip] Kelce.

Because they're going
through such a hard time.

- We signed a waiver.
- This is so terr...

It... We're not at fault.

We're not at fault.
We-we advised against this.

It was a terrible idea.
He should never have tried it.

We got to call this in.
Let's-let's start putting

- all this in the report.
- I think this is the report.

- [Rook muttering]
- What? Report?! Nah.

Stop.
Have you thought this through?

You know what happens,

you put this on a report?
Do you?

Okay, you put this
on a report

that a man died
at our base, we're done.

Close the book. It's over.

Everything you've done,
it's over. You understand?

I think we got to call it in.

Do we? That what
we have to do?

Why did you want
to go to the Moon?

I don't know.
My pastor told me

it would be a good idea
to help spread the gospel

of Jesus Christ
out into the universe.

Okay.

Faith.

Why did you want
to go to the Moon?

Wanted to carry on
the legacy of my father,

Dr. Henai the First,
the astronaut.

It's what a son does.

I mean, we're Henais.

That's what a son does.

What does a son do?

What does a Christian do?

They persevere, right?

You figure out a way.

Look, we've all made mistakes.

We've all had failed marriages.

We're all had helicopter
tour businesses

go belly up overnight
because we didn't pay our taxes.

All right?

But we're not gonna let
one mistake

end all that.

And you know why?

Because we are members

of the National Association
of Space Astronauts.

The what?

NASA.

[Rook]
No, it's the, um...

N... It's the North American...

Space Association.

- Right? Is it?
- No, no, no.

That's-that's...
that's not it. Uh...

-It's the National Association--
-It's not "National."

Nautical. Nautical,
'cause it started with boats.

Nautical...
Astronomy Society of...

- Adventure.
- [Skip] I don't think

it stands for anything.
I think it's just a word.

- NASA.
- It's NASA.
- NASA.

Okay. NASA. We're NASA.

All right, well, Cap,
what are you suggesting we do?

We get our stories straight.

- All right, read that back.
- Okay. "Mission report.

In regards
to our dearly revered--"

- Dearly?
- Dearly? No, no, no.

Lose "dearly."
It sounds like he died.

Okay. "In regards
to Travis Kelce,

we suspect
he left in a huff

after he remembered
he had some gambling debts.

You might want to check
the Vegas Strip?" Question mark.

Good.

"We hope he's okay.
End of report."

- Yeah. Hit "save."
- [Rook sighs]

- That's pretty good.
- Hit "save."

- Save.
- I don't know, Cap.

You think this is
such a good idea?

- [Cap sighs]
- I mean, it's-it's lying.

You got another idea?

Well, you know, until we submit
this report, we're innocent.

- Yeah.
- So, once we do that,

- it is officially a cover-up.
- [Rook] Yeah.

There's no going back
from that, Cap.

- But we can't change the story?
- Are you thinking?

- Are you thinking right now?
- I can't think straight

because I haven't had
a glass of water in two days.

I'm dying of thirst,
literally, here.

- [Skip] It's-it's affecting us.
- [Cap] Here.

Have a squirt.

[mutters, gasps, coughs]

It's cleaning
solution, Cap.

It's mostly water.

Can't live off
cleaning solution.

We have to figure this out.

All right, guys,
before we send this,

let's just hold off, let's
think about it for a while.

We're running
out of time.

We need water.

soft, dreamy music

Mm

[sighs]

Water. What is water?

What is water?
[mumbles] H20.

[whispering]

[sucking loudly]

[sighs]

[grunts] Damn it!

Nothing.

[Skip] My kidneys are just
starting to check out, I think.

My muscles are
really seizing up.

Maybe we should just
call it in, you know?

- We're done.
- Just have to let NASA know

it's just not our fault.
We ran out of water.

They could send
some water out here,

we can get things back online.

No.

We got one Hail Mary.

[sighs]

I didn't want to do it, but...

[glass clinking]

Oh, Cap.

Celebration
champagne?

[Cap] It was supposed to be
for a celebration

or a special occasion.

Guess what. It's a special
occasion. We're dying.

- [sighs heavily]
- This is not for celebration.

It's not for getting drunk.
It's for hydration.

- [cork pops]
- So, each of us

gets a one-second sip.

- [Skip] Okay.
- And I'm gonna count.

Two, three.

Okay, there should be
three sips in there.

- Okay.
- Careful.

To Kelce. Right?

[Skip]
One second.

[Cap]
One. One.

- Not one and a half.
- [sighs]

That's good.
That's good. [sniffles]

- [Cap] All right.
- That's good. It's gonna work.

It's gonna work.

Okay.

[sipping loudly]

What, are you finishing it?

No.

I'm splitting it up so that...
it-it's gonna be increments.

What? Micro sips?

[sipping loudly]

[Rook]
That's enough.

He-he's had too much. He's had
more... way more than...

- [Cap] All right. Come on.
- Hey.

- [Cap] Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- [Rook] Skip, come on!

[Cap]
Skip, what are you doing?

[Skip]
Ah.

[Rook]
Savor it, Cap.

Savor it.

[sucking loudly]

Ah. Ah. Wow. Feels nice
to have a wet mouth.

I just want to... just

- a little more.
- No, no, no. What are you doing?

I'll-I'll skip my next ration.
It's all right.

[sipping and
gulping loudly]

[Cap]
Not too much.

- Not too much.
- [Skip] Easy, easy.

[Cap]
Body will go into shock.

[laughing]
Oh, oh, it's good.

That's good.

[laughter]

[Rook]
Look at him. Look at him.

Uh-uh.

Remember when we thought we...?

You remember when we thought
we were gonna die?

You remember
when we were like,

"I'm dying of thirst.
I'm gonna die"?

- [Skip] I thought
I was gonna die.
- Who cares?

Oh, we're fine. A couple
of sips, and we're fine.

- [Rook laughs]
- Have a sip.

[chuckles]

But if I do die,

well, I would hope
that you two would promise

to start...

a scholarship in my name

to give $1,000 scholarships

to everyone who... applies.

[Skip]
Anyone who applies?

Yeah.

Okay. And, Rook,
what if you die?

Uh, just call Calvary Cross
United. They got everything.

- "Calavry" Cross?
- Calvary Cross, my church.

I, uh... I owe them everything.

Yeah. I was... You know,
I was a... I was a Phishhead.

I was addicted
to the music of Phish.

-Going around--
-Phish, the band?

Yeah, I was tr-traveling
with those guys, and I was doing

merch for them, and...

just got into all
these different drugs.

You know, it's a drug culture.

I was doing every drug
you can imagine.

I was doing marijuana,
I was doing pot,

and I was doing grass, weed,

skunk, edibles, mints,
lozenges, brownies.

I ate so many pot brownies,

I gained 200 pounds
in one year.

[sighs]

Henai, go. You're dead.
What's happening with you?

Well,

since my father, Dr. Henai,
worked for NASA,

he got a huge marble monument
for the entire family.

And I will be buried
alongside him.

The plot is in

- red marble.
- Oh.

Are you checking out?

I'm not...
No, I'm just listening.

- Your eyes are closed.
- Yeah, sometimes

I close my eyes
so I can concentrate better.

Make eye contact with me.

[Rook]
I'll tell you guys.

You know what I would go for
right now is a nice, hot bath.

- [Cap] Mm.
- You know what I mean?

You want, like,
a champagne bath?

- 'Cause that's all we got left.
- [laughter]

- Do that.
- We don't have enough

to do that,
and it would be quite sticky.

You know what we do have.
We don't...

We have a Moon bath.

[Rook]
Ooh.

- Whoa.
- She is full

to bursting tonight, boy.

- Let's suit up, suit up.
- [muttering]

- For a Moon bath.
- Moon bath.

[Skip] How far along do you
think they are with building

the real moonbase?

I think they're
almost done.

They said they're gonna put it
right in the middle

of the Sea of Tranquility
as a...

as sort of honoring
Scott Armstrong.

I just want
to be there right now.

- Huh.
- [Cap mutters]

Hmm.

[snoring]

Cap?

[snoring]

Rook?

- Huh?
- Rook?

[grunts]

This is crazy. We...

I'm sorry, but we...
we should call it in.

[sighs heavily]

The whole Travis thing--
I feel so bad.

Yeah, I know.

It's kind of gotten
out of hand, huh?

Yeah. Really out of hand.

What about Cap, though?

- [snoring]
- It's his dream
to get up there.

- We're gonna throw it all away?
- Rook, we're gonna die anyway.

We're gonna die out here.

We don't have any liquids.

I'm so thirsty.

We have to call it in,
okay, Rook?

All right. Hey, Cap?

- [Skip] Cap?
- Huh?

We're gonna call
it in, okay, man?

Okay, let's call it a night.

Just, I'm gonna rest
my eyes here for a second.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

[kisses]
Um, good night.

Oh.

[sirens blaring]

[garbled radio transmission]

[wind whistling]

[woman] So, guys,
the engineers have determined

that there was minor
structural damage

to the water tank,
which resulted in a leak.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

But they're-they're
repairing it right now.

That's good.
[sniffles, sighs]

- That's great.
- Thank you.

Well,

Mr. Kelce was
clearly negligent.

He should have waited for
the environmental impact report

before beginning any digging.

[Rook]
Yep.

Doesn't look like
anyone here was at fault.

- Okay.
- Yeah.

- [laughing] That's...
- Except Kels.

- Well, yeah,
he was, uh, at fault.
- Yeah.

[sighs]

Still a tough day around here.

Yeah, it's a sad day
for America and, uh...

[sputters]

It's a... it's a tough day
for football.

[Rook]
That's right. Uh...

I'm glad
you said that,

'cause I don't think
that gets enough attention.

Gentlemen, this incident was
obviously very traumatic.

So, take some time and decide

if you guys would like
to carry on with the mission.

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- We're in.

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Well, they filled
the water tank.

Looks like the mission
is back online.

- [woman] We miss you.
- Roger that, Skip.

[Cap]
Affirmative, Moonbase 8.

H2O is go.

[whoops]

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