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VICTOR: Well, Simon,
I don't know what's going on,
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because I thought I might be like you,
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but lately I've been hanging out with Mia,
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and I really like her, which is confusing,
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so I've been doing research.
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Like, a lot of research.
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And sexuality is a spectrum.
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Some guys like guys,
some guys like girls,
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some guys like both,
and some guys like feet?
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I'm not even sure what I like,
but it's definitely not feet.
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So, I think I'm gonna give
things with Mia a chance.
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I feel really connected to her,
and who knows?
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I didn't think I was gonna like
the Impossible Burger until I had one,
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and it was actually pretty good.
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So, maybe Mia's my Impossible Burger.
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Mia?
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[clanging]
‐ Oh! Victor.
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You really shouldn't sneak up on people
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who are holding tools
that can melt your face off.
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I mean, unless you're in the market
for a cool, intimidating scar.
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‐ Ah. Maybe I am.
[chuckles]
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So, you weld?
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‐ Uh, more like fail to weld.
This is my dad's creme brulee torch.
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‐ Well, um, it's cool, whatever it is.
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‐ A sculpture.
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Something big enough to make a shadow.
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‐ I like that.
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‐ I actually stole that line from this
old lady sculptor
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named Gertrude Barnstone.
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She wanted to create things
that were big enough to make shadows,
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and I don't know,
take up space in the world.
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You know? Uh, sorry.
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I get really worked up
about artists I like.
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I know it's lame.
‐ No. It's not.
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I love old lady sculptors.
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I actually have all the trading cards.
‐ Oh. Oh, yeah?
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‐ Hey, Mia, would you wanna go on a date?
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There's this Battle of the Bands thing
at the coffee shop I work at.
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‐ That's perfect.
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Uh, yeah. 'Cause,
well, Lake and I were‐‐ were gonna‐‐
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were gonna go, but she'll understand.
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‐ Great.
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Well, I'll let you get back to it.
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Please don't melt your face off
before our hang.
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It's, uh, it's a really good face.
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♪ upbeat music playing ♪
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‐ ♪ Yeah ♪
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♪ Waiting for the time ♪
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♪ Waiting for the place ♪
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♪ And I, I, I ♪
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♪ I, I need ♪
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♪ Somebody to tell me
it'll be all right ♪
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♪ Somebody to tell me
it'll be just fine ♪
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♪ If someone has been there before,
say it right now ♪
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♪ 'Cause I just need to hear it ♪
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♪
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[camera shutter clicking]
‐ Good morning.
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Bebita. Wow, you are lookin' good.
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‐ Good?
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This is two hours of makeup
and a full blowout.
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The only adjectives I want to hear
are stunning,
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gorgeous, and‐‐
[gasps]
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‐ I'm making Mom a Facebook profile
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so she can keep in contact
with everyone back in Texas.
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‐ Oh, Pilar. That is so nice of you.
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‐ She's paying her.
‐ And there it is.
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‐ Yeah.
ARMANDO: Where's Victor?
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‐ Basketball practice.
[camera shutter clicking]
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‐ You know, maybe we should, uh,
take this new look out on the town.
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Show it off.
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‐ Yeah?
‐ You went through all this trouble.
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Take you to dinner.
‐ All right.
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Pilar, can you watch your brother?
Or do you have other plans?
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‐ I was gonna watch Scream
on Facetime with Eric,
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but then he brutally dumped me,
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and destroyed my ability
to love another human, so, no. No plans.
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‐ Can someone else watch me?
‐ [laughs] No.
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‐ Hey, Diane. Love the bangs.
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ANDREW:
What you in for?
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‐ Oh. Andrew. Uh,
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I gave the frog I was dissecting
a smoky eye. You?
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‐ I pantsed Coach Ford in practice.
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Turns out he doesn't wear underwear.
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We saw everything.
[scoffs]
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GEORGINA [over TV]:
Tonight, on the five o'clock news,
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would you shop at a haunted supermarket?
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I'm Georgina Meriwether.
Stay peachy, Atlanta.
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‐ Is it, like, weird
seeing your mom on TV?
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‐ Uh, the TV part you get used to,
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but not the randos
coming up to us in public, and being like,
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"Will you say it?" And she's all, like...
[chuckles]
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"No, no, no. I, I couldn't possibly.
'Stay peachy, Atlanta.'"
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Hey, are you going to Battle of the Bands?
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‐ Yeah. Teddy and Kieran are performing.
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They do heavy metal covers of
prescription drug side effects.
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They're called "Pharmaceutakill."
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‐ [chuckles] That's... random.
Uh, well, I was supposed to go with Mia,
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but now she's going on a date with Victor,
or whatever.
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‐ What? She is?
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‐ Uh, yeah.
Why are you so pressed about it?
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‐ No, I'm not. I just don't know
what she sees in that kid.
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‐ Well, he's hot,
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he's kind, he's smart,
he's good at sports,
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great skin, his eyes twinkle,
he smells good,
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and I bet he's nice to animals.
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‐ I'm nice to animals.
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What kind of psychopath
isn't nice to animals?
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‐ Well, regardless, tonight's the night
it all begins for them.
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Next thing you know,
they'll fall in love and get married,
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and have a slew of gorgeous,
bilingual babies.
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‐ Well, maybe we should double.
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We go together. They go together.
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‐ Really?
‐ Yeah. Why not?
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‐ Yeah. Yeah, I'd, I'd love to. Humph.
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I knew this would be my year.
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I didn't mean to say that out loud.
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‐ I have the ultimate plan to win
Lake's heart, and brain,
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and if I'm lucky,
all of her other organs, too.
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Check it out. Battle of the Bands.
I'm performing.
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‐ You're in a band?
‐ No, no, I'm a DJ,
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which is even better,
because a DJ makes music into more music.
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‐ I didn't know you were a DJ.
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‐ Well, there's a lot of things
you don't know about me, Victor.
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I sponsor a manatee named Jessica,
I'm a meme in Japan,
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I make my own shampoos.
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Damn it.
I just spoiled your birthday gift.
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[Victor chuckles]
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‐ Have you ever performed before?
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‐ Not in front of people
who aren't my mom, no.
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But I've been practicing for months,
and I'm definitely ready.
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All that's left to do
is to figure out my look.
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‐ You're getting a haircut?
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‐ No, I just got one. My DJ disguise.
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Like Daft Punk,
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or, uh, Deadmau5, or Mrs. Doubtfire.
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‐ Mrs. Doubtfire wasn't‐‐
‐ Not a DJ, but such a good disguise.
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‐ Well, I can't wait to see
what you land on.
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I'll be there with Mia.
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On a date. [chuckles]
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‐ [laughs]: Yes! All right!
Well, you can't spell "stud" without...
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...you.
[bell rings]
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‐ Never do that again.
‐ Understood.
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♪ soft music playing ♪
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‐ Hey, good work today.
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You caught on fast.
‐ Thanks.
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I had fun. Except for this music.
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Five hours of nonstop
easy listening is actually...
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not so easy to listen to.
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‐ Ugh, I know.
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If I hear one more gentle song
about a girl forgiving her dad,
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I will lose my mind.
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‐ I know, right. It's like,
people drink coffee to wake up.
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‐ Yeah. Well, Sarah's not here,
so if you have your phone,
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I could connect it to the speakers
and play something.
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‐ Um, yeah. Yeah, sure.
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[snickers]
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‐ "Baby Shark" is your
most listened to song?
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‐ I play it for my little brother.
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And I may also find
its predictability soothing.
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[both laugh softly]
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♪ "Call Me Maybe"
Carly Rae Jepsen playing on phone ♪
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‐ ♪ And this is crazy ♪
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♪ But here's my number ♪
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‐ [singing along]:
♪ So call me maybe ♪
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[laughing]
‐ Okay, you're making fun of me right now.
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"Call Me Maybe" was my jam
when I was little.
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I made up this whole dance
just to crack my mom up.
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‐ [laughs] Okay. Let's see.
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‐ See what?
‐ Your dance. Come on.
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‐ All I remember is it involved
a lot of spinning, and...
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rump shaking.
‐ Mm.
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Oh, like, like, like this?
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‐ ♪ I didn't know I would feel it ♪
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‐ No, no, no, no. No.
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Like this. You gotta put more rump in it.
You gotta go‐‐
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‐ Oh. I have to put more‐‐ Okay.
‐ Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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[laughing]
‐ ♪ Where you think you're going baby? ♪
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♪ Hey I just met you ♪
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VICTOR: Whoa! [laughs]
‐ ♪ And this is crazy ♪
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♪ But here's my number ♪
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[phone dings]
‐ Oh.
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Your Ferris wheel boo is texting you.
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‐ Oh. [chuckles]
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[phone bloops]
‐ What's the deal with you two, anyway?
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‐ I don't know. She's cool.
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Um, we're going out tomorrow to hang.
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‐ Nice. You should
bring her here tomorrow
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for the Battle of the Bands.
And then cheer for my band.
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Loudly. I'm, uh, very insecure.
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‐ You're in a band?
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‐ Yeah. Lead singer.
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[silverware clatters]
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You and Mia can come hang backstage
after the show. If you want to.
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And by backstage,
I mean the parking lot next door.
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[laughs softly]
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VICTOR: See, Simon, I want tomorrow night
to be about me and Mia.
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But I can't do that if Benji's there
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with his tight T‐shirts,
and his dumb smile.
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Uh, we're doing something else tomorrow.
Sorry.
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‐ Oh. Well, maybe next time.
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[sighs]
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[exhales]
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[indistinct chatter]
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‐ You brought me to an art show.
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‐ Yeah. I saw this ad for an
"Art of the Future" exhibit,
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and you're an artist of the future,
so, I just thought...
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If you think this is totally lame‐‐
‐ No. I think this is totally sweet.
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‐ You can touch this.
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Wow, it's so weird. It's like,
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soft but rough at the same time.
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It's like, also kind of wet.
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‐ This sculpture is an
undigested ball of trash,
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pulled from a whale's rectum.
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‐ I'm sorry.
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I thought this was more about
up‐and‐coming artists,
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and less about the destruction
of life as we know it. [chuckles]
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‐ Well, this whole gallery
can't be about that, right?
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Mm. This is actually really...
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powerful.
POLAR BEAR: Roar!
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‐ Oh, my God!
POLAR BEAR: I swallowed trash,
and now I am dead.
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[thuds]
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‐ Is this entire exhibit
animals who swallowed trash?
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[crowd clapping]
SARAH: Thank you. Thank you.
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Now, a short break while we change sets.
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♪ electronic music playing ♪
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‐ Lake, I'm so glad you came.
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You look amazing. You, I... You look good.
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‐ Thanks. Um...
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You... [chuckles]
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‐ Felix. Yeah.
‐ Oh.
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Yeah. Yeah, I knew.
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‐ Can't wait for you to hear my
fire beats. Waka‐waka. [laughs]
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‐ Cool. Good luck with that.
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Bye.
‐ Uh‐‐
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‐ Hey. I got us a table.
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‐ Huh? Oh. Yeah. No.
I just... love sitting.
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[both laugh]
‐ That is so funny.
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You should do stand‐up.
[laughs]
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00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,556
‐ Hey, where are Mia and Victor?
240
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:04,892
‐ Oh, uh, yeah,
they're, they're not coming.
241
00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:07,311
They decided to go to
some art gallery instead.
242
00:12:07,311 --> 00:12:10,564
‐ They're not coming?
Thought we were all supposed to hang.
243
00:12:11,315 --> 00:12:14,693
‐ Well, they bailed, but we don't
need them to have fun, right?
244
00:12:15,861 --> 00:12:19,698
‐ Right. Right.
Hey, have fun at your fart gallery.
245
00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:22,201
‐ [laughs] Oh, my God.
Is this an open mic?
246
00:12:22,201 --> 00:12:24,119
You are killing me.
247
00:12:25,287 --> 00:12:28,123
♪
248
00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:33,462
[gulping]
ISABEL: Mm.
249
00:12:33,462 --> 00:12:35,380
‐ Ooh!
[Isabel laughs]
250
00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:40,093
‐ Yeah. I like dropping little drinks
into bigger drinks and then drinking them.
251
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:43,055
Who knew?
‐ Ah, this is really nice.
252
00:12:43,055 --> 00:12:46,850
Thank you for taking me out, Armando.
‐ Oh, it's my pleasure.
253
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:49,353
And glad we're getting to see
a little bit of Atlanta.
254
00:12:49,353 --> 00:12:51,813
‐ Yeah.
I'm really starting to like it here.
255
00:12:52,648 --> 00:12:54,233
Ooh, here we go.
256
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,735
Thank you.
‐ Mm.
257
00:12:56,735 --> 00:12:59,321
[laughs]
[Armando chuckles]
258
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:02,282
‐ You sure we can't ask them
to cook it just a little?
259
00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,660
‐ No! Then it wouldn't be sushi.
260
00:13:04,660 --> 00:13:06,078
‐ Mm.
‐ Okay.
261
00:13:06,078 --> 00:13:08,664
Okay, I'm gonna fix you a bite.
262
00:13:08,664 --> 00:13:10,832
Ready?
‐ All right.
263
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:13,669
Hmm.
‐ Well?
264
00:13:14,670 --> 00:13:17,381
‐ Actually, that...
yeah, that's delicious.
265
00:13:18,382 --> 00:13:20,843
‐ You see? Told you.
[laughs]
266
00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,470
I can't believe I got you
to a sushi restaurant.
267
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:26,306
‐ [laughs] Well, I like it.
268
00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:28,976
It's a new city...
‐ Mm‐hmm.
269
00:13:28,976 --> 00:13:30,769
‐ New food.
270
00:13:31,436 --> 00:13:33,188
It's a brand new start.
271
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:34,857
[crunches]
Mm.
272
00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:38,569
‐ ♪ May cause drowsiness,
Dermatitis ♪
273
00:13:38,569 --> 00:13:40,362
‐ ♪ Headache ♪
‐ ♪ Sore throat ♪
274
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:41,697
‐ ♪ Fever ♪
‐ ♪ Acid reflux ♪
275
00:13:41,697 --> 00:13:43,532
‐ ♪ Trouble sleeping ♪
‐ ♪ Dizziness, diarrhea ♪
276
00:13:43,532 --> 00:13:45,993
‐ That one is called
"Cyclobenzaprine."
277
00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,787
And it goes out to all you
lovely ladies in the audience tonight.
278
00:13:48,787 --> 00:13:51,039
TEDDY: Thank you.
KIERAN: Thank you!
279
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,836
‐ Well, that was distressing.
Next up is...
280
00:13:56,837 --> 00:13:58,297
DJ F‐Bomb.
281
00:13:59,548 --> 00:14:01,592
GIRL:
Woo!
282
00:14:01,592 --> 00:14:03,635
FELIX:
All righty.
283
00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:06,013
Oh, there's the keyboard.
284
00:14:06,013 --> 00:14:08,974
This one goes out to a very special lady.
285
00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:11,018
♪ "Butter" by Tia P. playing ♪
286
00:14:12,436 --> 00:14:13,353
‐ ♪ Ah ♪
287
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:19,526
♪ Yo, I got that formula
that make you wanna dance, dance, dance ♪
288
00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:21,486
[all cheering]
289
00:14:21,486 --> 00:14:23,447
♪ songs overlapping ♪
290
00:14:23,447 --> 00:14:25,449
FELIX:
Damn it!
291
00:14:25,449 --> 00:14:28,619
♪ songs mixing, clashing ♪
292
00:14:28,619 --> 00:14:32,039
FELIX:
Um, oh! Oh! Oh!
293
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,458
[Felix muttering]
[horn blares]
294
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,712
Sorry, um, technical difficulties.
[chuckles nervously]
295
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,130
‐ Who is that?
296
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,758
‐ I'm not sure, but the bomb is bombing.
297
00:14:42,758 --> 00:14:44,426
[chuckles]
FELIX: Ugh!
298
00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,012
[speakers droning, squealing]
299
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,931
[feedback]
Uh...
300
00:14:50,599 --> 00:14:53,977
[audience booing quietly]
Yeah!
301
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:56,522
[laughs softly]
SARAH: Thank you, DJ F‐Bomb.
302
00:14:56,522 --> 00:14:59,233
[crowd chattering softly]
‐ So, has, has Mia texted?
303
00:14:59,233 --> 00:15:00,901
‐ No. Why would she?
304
00:15:00,901 --> 00:15:04,321
I mean, I already told you,
she's on a date with Victor.
305
00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:10,244
‐ What's your deal?
Are you, like... [scoffs]
306
00:15:10,244 --> 00:15:11,787
...in love with her or something?
307
00:15:11,787 --> 00:15:13,413
[snickers]
308
00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:18,085
Did you invite me here tonight
just so you could be around Mia?
309
00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:19,461
‐ 'Course not.
310
00:15:20,128 --> 00:15:22,756
‐ Wow. You're lying.
311
00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,593
I actually thought you wanted
to hang out with me.
312
00:15:26,593 --> 00:15:29,555
‐ Lake, I think you're overreacting‐‐
‐ No, do you know, I've spent basically
313
00:15:29,555 --> 00:15:33,100
my whole life being known as
Georgina Meriwether's daughter?
314
00:15:33,100 --> 00:15:36,270
But tonight,
I thought I was finally hanging out
315
00:15:36,270 --> 00:15:39,940
with a guy who was interested
in spending time with me.
316
00:15:40,399 --> 00:15:42,818
You know what? I get it.
317
00:15:42,818 --> 00:15:46,488
I get why you like Mia. Mia is awesome.
318
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,992
But I'm awesome, too.
319
00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:55,122
And I'm just so tired of waiting
for someone to finally realize that.
320
00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:00,669
Also, you're really not that funny.
321
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,171
I'm just a good actress.
322
00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:04,882
Another awesome thing about me.
323
00:16:05,716 --> 00:16:06,633
Okay.
324
00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:16,685
‐ Oh. I don't mind this.
325
00:16:17,269 --> 00:16:20,522
Maybe this is where you come
to reflect on all the bad art you've seen.
326
00:16:20,522 --> 00:16:22,232
‐ [chuckles] Yeah.
327
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:24,526
Yeah, this art might be brutal, but...
328
00:16:24,526 --> 00:16:28,780
at least these artists are like,
brave enough to show it. [chuckles]
329
00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:32,951
‐ I'd pick your cool metal sculpture thing
over any of the stuff we saw tonight.
330
00:16:34,494 --> 00:16:35,787
[both chuckle]
331
00:16:35,787 --> 00:16:39,124
So, um, what do you think?
332
00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,959
Worst first date you've ever been on?
333
00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,128
‐ Well, um,
334
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:45,714
actually I can't compare it, because...
335
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:49,384
this is the only first date
I've ever been on.
336
00:16:50,886 --> 00:16:53,764
‐ Come on.
Guys must ask you out all the time.
337
00:16:53,764 --> 00:16:56,892
‐ No. Not like this.
338
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:58,977
I mean,
I've hung out with guys at parties,
339
00:16:58,977 --> 00:17:02,898
but this is the most
date‐date I've ever been on.
340
00:17:03,941 --> 00:17:05,234
[both laugh softly]
341
00:17:06,652 --> 00:17:08,070
‐ Me, too.
342
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:15,369
♪
343
00:17:19,081 --> 00:17:20,374
[both laugh softly]
344
00:17:20,374 --> 00:17:21,917
VICTOR:
Well, Simon, I kissed Mia,
345
00:17:21,917 --> 00:17:23,502
and it was great.
346
00:17:23,502 --> 00:17:25,379
I even got those little
butterflies in my stomach
347
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:26,880
people are always talking about.
348
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,591
‐ Okay, can we go to
Battle of the Bands now?
349
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,928
‐ Yeah, we probably should have just
done that in the first place.
[both laugh]
350
00:17:36,265 --> 00:17:38,475
‐ God, Mom's friends are all so lame.
351
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:42,229
No one cares about your kid's soccer game,
Ruth Lapidus.
352
00:17:42,229 --> 00:17:44,022
‐ Can I watch an unboxing video?
353
00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:46,525
‐ No. I have to finish
making Mom's profile.
354
00:17:46,525 --> 00:17:48,360
Plus, unboxing videos are stupid.
355
00:17:48,360 --> 00:17:51,822
Why do you like watching a stranger's
hands take a toy out of a box?
356
00:17:51,822 --> 00:17:54,199
‐ I pretend the hands are my hands.
357
00:17:54,199 --> 00:17:55,784
[phone dings]
358
00:17:58,579 --> 00:18:02,082
‐ Who's Roger R.?
‐ Looks like a pit bull.
359
00:18:03,041 --> 00:18:04,877
[taps]
[dings]
360
00:18:06,670 --> 00:18:08,172
‐ Holy shit.
361
00:18:08,172 --> 00:18:10,048
‐ You said‐‐
‐ I know what I said.
362
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:11,466
Go to your room and put on "Baby Shark."
363
00:18:11,466 --> 00:18:15,220
‐ Victor makes me listen to that song.
I don't even like it!
364
00:18:18,056 --> 00:18:21,268
♪
365
00:18:28,817 --> 00:18:30,444
[keys clicking]
366
00:18:31,403 --> 00:18:33,363
[indistinct chatter]
367
00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,867
ISABEL:
This was really, really nice.
368
00:18:37,910 --> 00:18:39,119
We needed this.
369
00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,038
‐ Yeah, we did.
‐ Mm‐hmm.
370
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:45,918
‐ We can, uh,
try a different spot next time.
371
00:18:45,918 --> 00:18:48,045
‐ Are you asking me out on a second date?
372
00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:50,047
‐ I am. [laughs]
373
00:18:50,047 --> 00:18:53,967
Oh, maybe we can try that, um,
Asian spaghetti spot.
374
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:55,761
You know, the one we always pass?
375
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,598
Hey, if it's anything like Cup O'Noodle,
I bet I'll love it.
376
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,726
‐ Armando, we have had ramen.
377
00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,019
‐ No, we haven't.
378
00:19:04,019 --> 00:19:07,481
‐ Yes! We went to that place together.
You know, the, um‐‐
379
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,693
[clears throat] Um...
380
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:16,490
Never mind.
I, um, I think I went with my sister.
381
00:19:18,534 --> 00:19:20,410
But we should try something new.
382
00:19:23,747 --> 00:19:25,832
‐ You love trying new things.
383
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:37,302
[strumming chords]
384
00:19:37,302 --> 00:19:40,514
[cheering, clapping]
385
00:19:45,686 --> 00:19:47,938
‐ Hey, Lake.
386
00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,940
Asking you here was, um...
387
00:19:50,941 --> 00:19:51,817
You know, I shouldn't have‐‐
388
00:19:51,817 --> 00:19:53,777
‐ I think the word you're looking for
is "sorry."
389
00:19:53,777 --> 00:19:56,280
‐ Yes. That.
390
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,240
Um, I...
391
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:00,117
‐ You know what, I just‐‐ I don't get it.
392
00:20:00,117 --> 00:20:03,328
If you liked Mia,
why didn't you just ask her out
393
00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:06,915
sometime in the 15 years you've known her,
and she was single?
394
00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,375
‐ It's complicated.
395
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:11,461
You won't tell her, right?
396
00:20:12,254 --> 00:20:17,342
‐ No. She's too happy right now.
She doesn't need your drama.
397
00:20:19,136 --> 00:20:20,053
‐ Thanks.
398
00:20:20,929 --> 00:20:24,558
And... you were right...
399
00:20:24,558 --> 00:20:26,059
by the way, about what you said.
400
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,313
You are awesome. And...
401
00:20:30,606 --> 00:20:33,859
one day, there's gonna be a guy
who doesn't need to be...
402
00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:37,404
told how awesome you are.
403
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:41,366
And whoever he is, uh, he's very lucky.
404
00:20:49,583 --> 00:20:52,961
‐ Hey. Uh, I'm sorry you had to see that.
405
00:20:52,961 --> 00:20:56,381
‐ Oh. Uh, I don't even think
I saw you perform,
406
00:20:56,381 --> 00:20:59,343
but, um, I'm sure you're better
than that DJ with the bowling ball head.
407
00:20:59,343 --> 00:21:00,886
[both chuckle]
408
00:21:00,886 --> 00:21:03,972
‐ No, yeah,
of course I was better than him.
409
00:21:03,972 --> 00:21:07,017
He, uh, he sucked.
‐ Oh, sucked,
410
00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:10,020
which is a total bummer,
because I actually love DJs.
411
00:21:10,729 --> 00:21:13,232
They make music into more music.
412
00:21:13,232 --> 00:21:15,734
‐ I always say that.
413
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:18,987
‐ Well, great minds, Felix. Great minds.
414
00:21:18,987 --> 00:21:21,990
‐ You know my name.
‐ Mm, yeah, I do.
415
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,450
‐ Hey, man.
416
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,452
‐ Hey. You made it.
417
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:27,913
‐ I'm sorry we missed your set, man.
418
00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:29,665
Did we miss everything, or...
419
00:21:29,665 --> 00:21:31,834
‐ Oh, I think the winner
gets to play an encore,
420
00:21:31,834 --> 00:21:34,962
so at least we'll get to see
whoever was least terrible.
421
00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:36,547
[both chuckling]
[microphone feedback]
422
00:21:36,547 --> 00:21:39,716
SARAH:
All right, hello. And the winner is...
423
00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,803
not a big shocker, since they were
the only ones who were halfway decent:
424
00:21:42,803 --> 00:21:46,056
The Sticky Beaks. Come on out here, guys.
425
00:21:46,056 --> 00:21:48,267
[cheering, clapping]
426
00:21:48,267 --> 00:21:51,019
‐ Woo! Benji, take your shirt off!
427
00:21:52,145 --> 00:21:54,314
What? We're all thinking it.
428
00:21:55,065 --> 00:21:56,733
BENJI: Uh, thanks guys.
429
00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:59,111
This is a cover
that we just started working on.
430
00:22:01,613 --> 00:22:04,157
♪ playing acoustic version of
"Call Me Maybe"
by Carly Rae Jepsen ♪
431
00:22:05,325 --> 00:22:08,370
♪ I threw my wish in the well ♪
432
00:22:08,370 --> 00:22:11,039
♪ Don't ask me, I'll never tell ♪
433
00:22:11,039 --> 00:22:13,917
♪ I looked at you as it fell ♪
434
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:16,670
♪ And now you're in my way ♪
435
00:22:16,670 --> 00:22:19,840
♪ I beg and borrow and steal ♪
436
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,426
♪ At first sight and it's real ♪
437
00:22:22,426 --> 00:22:28,223
♪ I didn't know I would feel it,
but it's in my way ♪
438
00:22:28,223 --> 00:22:30,475
♪ Your stare was holding ♪
439
00:22:30,475 --> 00:22:33,312
♪ Ripped jeans, skin was showin' ♪
440
00:22:33,312 --> 00:22:36,064
♪ Hot night, wind was blowin' ♪
441
00:22:36,064 --> 00:22:39,693
♪ Where you think you're going, baby? ♪
442
00:22:39,693 --> 00:22:42,779
♪ Hey, I just met you ♪
443
00:22:42,779 --> 00:22:45,574
♪ And this is crazy ♪
444
00:22:45,574 --> 00:22:50,787
♪ But here's my number,
so call me maybe ♪
445
00:22:50,787 --> 00:22:53,540
♪ It's hard to look right ♪
446
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:56,960
♪ At you baby ♪
447
00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:59,713
♪ But here's my number ♪
448
00:22:59,713 --> 00:23:02,382
♪ So call me maybe ♪
449
00:23:06,470 --> 00:23:08,931
ISABEL:
Oh. Hey.
450
00:23:09,515 --> 00:23:10,557
How'd it go here?
451
00:23:11,266 --> 00:23:12,476
‐ Great.
452
00:23:13,352 --> 00:23:15,270
I didn't finish setting up your account.
453
00:23:15,646 --> 00:23:17,606
There were some problems.
454
00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:22,569
‐ Oh. Okay.
455
00:23:27,282 --> 00:23:29,826
BENJI:
♪ It's hard to look right ♪
456
00:23:30,744 --> 00:23:32,621
♪ At you, baby ♪
457
00:23:32,621 --> 00:23:34,373
SIMON:
Well, Victor,
458
00:23:34,373 --> 00:23:37,334
I'm really glad to hear that
you liked kissing Mia.
459
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:41,421
Maybe she is your... Impossible Burger.
460
00:23:41,421 --> 00:23:44,508
‐ ♪ So call me maybe ♪
461
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:47,886
SIMON: And you're right.
Kissing is pretty great.
462
00:23:47,886 --> 00:23:51,265
But for me,
it's more than just butterflies.
463
00:23:51,265 --> 00:23:55,143
♪
464
00:23:55,143 --> 00:23:58,188
It's like those jet fighters
that fly over the Super Bowl.
465
00:23:58,188 --> 00:24:00,107
[jet engines roaring]
[heartbeat pulsing]
466
00:24:02,025 --> 00:24:03,110
‐ Hey.
467
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:07,364
SIMON:
Or like, getting hit by a huge wave.
468
00:24:10,325 --> 00:24:13,078
‐ Uh, hey. You guys ready to go?
469
00:24:13,078 --> 00:24:14,955
LAKE: Yes.
‐ Uh, yeah. Yeah.
470
00:24:16,748 --> 00:24:19,918
♪ "Athlete" by Greyson Chance ♪
471
00:24:19,918 --> 00:24:23,046
‐ ♪ You are, you are, you are ♪
472
00:24:23,046 --> 00:24:26,466
♪ I hope your heart is on a timer ♪
473
00:24:26,466 --> 00:24:29,970
♪ 'Cause when it's runnin'
then it's runnin' me ♪
474
00:24:29,970 --> 00:24:32,306
♪ Even when you just call ♪
475
00:24:32,306 --> 00:24:36,852
♪ You reach through the phone,
and you wrap your soft hands around me ♪
476
00:24:36,852 --> 00:24:40,522
♪ You are an athlete ♪
477
00:24:40,522 --> 00:24:45,736
♪ And I need you the most,
and I want you on my team ♪
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