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No, no, that's okay. I know, I know.

This is my boy. This is my fuckin' boy.

- You're my fuckin' boy. - No, you're my fuckin' boy.

Behave yourself!

That was the... That was the one!

That was the one! That was the one! You hurt me now.

Man, Mom loves this.

Silent disco party.

Andrew! Stop filming me!

Come on, Mom, those moves are great!

Let us see 'em. Let's see it!

Oh, yeah!

Please, one more time.

Mm-mm.

Please, come on, say it again.

- No. - For the 'Gram.

You're being mean, stop.

I love your retainer voice.

Yeah, it's really sexy.

Stop!

Oh, wait, first step...

I need to put my seat belt on.

'Cause I'm learning driving.

You got it, you're working, okay, let's... let's not...

How are you supposed to know, like,

you can't even feel it, like, the... the acceleration.

It feels like the car is just moving by itself.

There, you're good, slow, slow, there you go, there you go.

Brake. Excellent.

I can't... I can't focus because he's filming me.

- Okay, Andy... - I'm not filming.

- Good, we're good. - What is that?

- All right, good. - Dad, this thing's gonna

blow up one day, I promise you, it's gonna be...

This is a safe car, they don't make 'em like this anymore, son.

- Did you see this? - You know how long I've had...

- This is my safety. - You know how long

I've had this car, and it hasn't done that?

Okay, good, towards you, and then into gear, good.

Smells like gas.

- ...into gear, good. - Smells like gas.

- ...good. - Smells like gas.

Smells like gas.

Everything happens for a reason.

Hey, Siri...

call Domino's.

Hey, how's it going?

Can I place an order for delivery?

Can I get four large pizzas

and... and... and four large orders

of... of...

buffalo chicken wings? With extra ranch?

And a large Coke? Hold the ice.

Can I pay over the phone?

I'm actually buried on the side of a mountain right now.

Oh, great!

Oh, yes.

Oh, come on.

Hello.

My name is Andrew Braddock.

Please give this video to my mother, Elaine Braddock.

Mom.

If you're watching this right now, it means that...

I never made it out of here.

I just want you to know that...

you and Dad...

as my parents...

I wouldn't have it any other way.

And Lionel...

I tried for a really long time...

to be cool.

And you don't try at all.

And you're the coolest kid I know.

Oh... and...

can you guys call this number?

It's my friend Shannon.

Just tell her...

I said thanks.

Okay.

I love you.

Bye.

Happy Birthday, Dad.