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...with 5G LTE wi-fi,
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the all-new Chevy Colorado
lets you hit the road.
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Shit.
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What the fuck?
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Dude, listen,
before you freak out, man,
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this... this wasn't my fault.
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You are so full of shit, Andy.
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- Jake...
- Dude, I can't even...
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With your shit right now
because you always fuckin'...
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Dude, I can't... hang on, wait,
Jake, I can't hear you, man.
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- I said I'm sorry!
- Hang on.
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What?
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For what?
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For not... For not realizing,
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or maybe...
Maybe I did fucking realize,
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and I just...
I just didn't give a shit.
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Real... what?
Realize what?
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That you have a problem, Andy.
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Dude, what...
What are you talking about?
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Andrew, just call your mom.
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Jake.
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Dude, are you serious?
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Are you serious?
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Lionel stole your license.
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Was it that, um, that you got
your license suspended
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when you... when you drove on the curb
and you blew a .21?
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What? I... dude,
that's a fucking lie.
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Who the fuck told you that,
Dana, huh?
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Don't you think
I would tell you if... if I got a DUI?
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You know, I would hope that you...
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Honestly...
Think I don't even fucking...
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- Fucking liar... you lied.
- Dude, dude, hang on.
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Wait, Jake, just wait, dude,
you're cutting out.
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- Call your mom, Andy!
- I can't...
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- Or call the cops, or don't!
- Jake.
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- Fuck, dude, just leave me... okay?
- Jake, Jake, stop!
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Just wait, man, look, maybe I...
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okay, dude, maybe I have...
I have a problem, okay?
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You're fucked up right now, aren't you?
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- No.
- Oh, yeah, there you go.
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- Another lie, another...
- Jake.
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- Okay, sorry, I gotta go, bye.
- Dude... Dude, Jake!
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I could go to jail, man!
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Jake, what am I supposed to do?
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I don't know, man.
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I don't know, but my guess is
you're gonna do what you always do.
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You're gonna lie.
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Probably to someone
who's trying to help you, goodbye.
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Dude, Jake...
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Mmmmm...
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All right.
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You've reached Triple-A.
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Due to weather conditions,
we are experiencing
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unusually high call volume.
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Calls are answered
in the order they are received.
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There are 75 callers ahead of you.
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Okay.
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Okay, it's 25 miles.
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Let me see...
storm starts at 1:00.
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Okay, 25...
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...divided by 5.5...
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4.6...
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Okay, fuck it.
Fuck it, I'm gonna walk.
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I'll fuckin' walk 25 miles.
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Five and a half hours...
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At 4.6 miles per... aah..
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Aah, fuck!
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Jesus!
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Shit.
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Hi, this is Dana Harris.
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Leave me a message,
and I'll call you back as soon as I can.
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Thanks, and have a great day.
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At the tone,
please record your message.
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When you have finished recording,
you may hang up
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or press one for more...
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Andy? Where are you?
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I've been looking everywhere for you,
and I can't find you.
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Call me back.
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Why is my car gone?
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Are you fucking kidding?
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If you're driving
to get more beer, Andy,
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I swear to God...
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It's me.
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I got your message,
and I called the number.
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Um... I guess my car is
impounded in Valmont.
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And I can't get it until 8:00,
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so I won't be able
to pick you up until 9:00 or 10:00.
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And then...
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as soon as we stop at an ATM...
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and you pay me back,
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we're done.
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Don't try to talk to me
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or have Jake talk to my friends
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to talk to me, because we're done.
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I'm so sorry
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about everything that
you've been going through
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with your dad.
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But I know now that you won't
stop drinking until it kills you.
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And I can't...
I can't watch that happen.
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Goodbye, Andy.
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- No-no-no-no, Andy.
- Wait, wait...
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- Please drink water.
- It's fine. It's fine.
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Dana, just drink...
drink it with me.
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Come on.
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Fuckin' send it.
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