Original subtitles

Where the hell is my phone charger?

Some joyride music, Dad?

With 5G LTE Wi-Fi,

the all-new Chevy Colorado lets you hit the road.

But keep in touch.

♪ Who got the feeling ♪

♪ Tell me why I cry when I feel it ♪

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ Who got the feeling ♪

♪ Tell me why I cry... ♪

Whoa, that's impressive.

♪ Tell me why ♪

♪ Phone ringing, never outgoing, homebody ♪

♪ Never outgoing, put my doubts on when these walls up ♪

♪ Tearing at the black tie... ♪

...of the world.

...of the world.

♪ ...off-kilter, off-kilter ♪

♪ I turn memory to fantasy for that better pleasure, fuck ♪

- Hey, man. - Dude, where are you?

Dude, I know what you're gonna say,

and no, I'm not coming to the party for Dana.

Amazing, 'cause it'd be super shitty of you to lie to your best friend.

Jake, I was just as surprised as you were that she's coming.

But can you go to her Instagram quickly

- and look at it? - Are you fucking kidding me?!

Oh my God. Dude, okay, I'm doing it.

- But this is the last time, seriously. - Dude...

Look at the last photo she posted, man.

Okay, I'm on it. What... what is it?

Jake, dude, do you see that?

That's... that's some guy's hand right next to her, man.

You see that?

My God. That is a baked potato.

Dude, no, it's not.

- That's clearly some guy. - Yes, it is.

You're tripping. You're tripping, man.

You are, like, literally losing your mind.

And it doesn't even matter.

Like, look, I love Dana, I love her to death,

but she's the biggest bitch I've ever met in my life.

I mean, she broke up with you for no reason, dude.

Come on. Give it some time.

Download Tinder, get yourself laid.

Now, what time are you gonna be here?

'Cause we are shotgunning beers at midnight

in every single time zone!

There are 24 time zones.

Uh, I gotta go. It's midnight in Jerusalem, man.

- All right. - I'll see you soon, okay?

L'Chaim, motherfucker...

Hey, Siri, remind me in three hours

to let her come to me.

Okay, I'll remind you.

Shit.

Obstruction ahead. New route detected.

What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Seven hours? What the fuck?

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.

Shit.

Not too bad.

In two miles, make a U-turn.

Make a U-turn now.

Shut up!

♪ Game need refreshing, what you been suggesting ♪

♪ Wrote a new constitution, we don't need amending ♪

♪ I go Johnnie Cochran when I'm raisin' my defenses ♪

♪ Man, I feel like Michael Keaton when a nigga start ascendin' ♪

♪ Never second-guessin', had to do a lot of restin' ♪

♪ Like I played for Popovich, tryna find our new direction ♪

♪ Listen, I ain't for the shelvin', what you niggas tellin' ♪

♪ My team been rebellin' from wherever you were headin', goddamn ♪

♪ This shit bump like a belly when it's pregnant ♪

♪ Bonafide big brr lookin' like a Yeti ♪

♪ Swift feet cheetah, that's a real big kitty ♪

♪ Who made y'all judges, that's a real ass feeling ♪

♪ I don't like the sly ones, forget 'em and I dead 'em ♪

♪ Always off the shit like a constipated reverend ♪

♪ Y'all don't like to shit talk, dumb pun, all fun, but I make your bitch ♪

♪ Crack a giggle with the next one ♪

♪ Goofy ass boy, look like Elmer Fudd's cousin ♪

♪ Heavy-ass feet, bet Pluto heard you comin' ♪

♪ Actin' like Regina, you a lil' bit dramatic ♪

♪ I been in the cockpit, I been in the cabin ♪

♪ Take the ego out, just revolve around the planet ♪

♪ Damn, I'm like Kirby, man, I don't take damage ♪

♪ Oh, so hot, so, sst, get branded ♪

♪ I'm just havin' fun, cops hit me... ♪

With 5G LTE Wi-Fi,

the all-new Chevy Colorado lets you hit the road.

♪ Real quick bills still stacking to the ceiling ♪

♪ What you mean it ain't working ♪

Shit.

Hey, Mom.

Hello? Hey... Hey, Mom?

Mom, if you can hear me, I'll call you back.

Mom?

Motherfucker.

Shit.

Shit.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no!