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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:58,667 --> 00:02:02,500 Here's the bridegroom 2 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:06,833 Congratulations... 3 00:02:07,292 --> 00:02:11,684 -Here he comes -Thanks... 4 00:02:11,708 --> 00:02:13,893 Congratulations! 5 00:02:13,917 --> 00:02:16,893 -This is for you -Let's go too 6 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:18,809 You're a nice girl! 7 00:02:18,833 --> 00:02:20,601 - Say thank you! - Thank you! 8 00:02:20,625 --> 00:02:23,625 Thanks... 9 00:02:25,083 --> 00:02:27,226 He's a handsome groom 10 00:02:27,250 --> 00:02:30,934 Why so late? I've been worrying 11 00:02:30,958 --> 00:02:32,643 -Hurry. come down -OK 12 00:02:32,667 --> 00:02:38,333 Oh dear, oh no our Miss has disappeared 13 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:40,458 Disappeared? 14 00:02:42,667 --> 00:02:45,083 - She's gone! - Where to? 15 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:48,458 -Playing mah-Jong -Mah-Jong? 16 00:02:53,208 --> 00:02:58,018 Congratulations, mother and children save A son, a cute one 17 00:02:58,042 --> 00:03:01,625 Thank you for given us a grandson 18 00:03:03,125 --> 00:03:07,000 - Where's madam? - Playing mah-Jong 19 00:03:11,708 --> 00:03:15,792 Stop being naughty or you'll be in trouble 20 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:24,393 Dad is taken hostage, ask mom to Pay up 21 00:03:24,417 --> 00:03:26,768 -Mom's not home -Where to? 22 00:03:26,792 --> 00:03:31,333 -Playing mah-Jong -Again? 23 00:03:36,292 --> 00:03:38,059 Dad is taken hostage, ask mom to pay up 24 00:03:38,083 --> 00:03:40,809 Dad, how are you? 25 00:03:40,833 --> 00:03:44,434 Dad's in trouble, where's your mom? 26 00:03:44,458 --> 00:03:48,518 -Mom isn't in -Away on mah-Jong game again? 27 00:03:48,542 --> 00:03:53,667 No, She's just watching 28 00:03:54,458 --> 00:03:55,917 Dad... 29 00:04:01,208 --> 00:04:05,768 We've known each other for 3 years already 30 00:04:05,792 --> 00:04:09,518 Yet during these 3 years We haven't been so romantic 31 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:14,143 Let me take this chance to tell you honestly 32 00:04:14,167 --> 00:04:15,934 Please don't be so direct 33 00:04:15,958 --> 00:04:18,393 Don't tell me you're leaving me 34 00:04:18,417 --> 00:04:21,333 Not leaving, it's splitting 35 00:04:23,542 --> 00:04:27,143 ...I know I'm ugly, but... - I've never thought of that 36 00:04:27,167 --> 00:04:30,976 Although you're thin have a long neck and a bad breath 37 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,917 But I don't mind 38 00:04:33,958 --> 00:04:36,143 ls peter better than I? 39 00:04:36,167 --> 00:04:43,101 No, but he's more handsome more humorous and educated than you, 40 00:04:43,125 --> 00:04:45,059 But that aren't the reasons 41 00:04:45,083 --> 00:04:48,875 The problem is your mates, they follow us all the time 42 00:04:49,417 --> 00:04:53,083 -I grew up with them -They seem to be gay 43 00:04:53,917 --> 00:04:55,018 You... 44 00:04:55,042 --> 00:04:57,934 Don't be angry. You look gay now It's easy to be misunderstood 45 00:04:57,958 --> 00:04:59,726 I should be mad when he said so 46 00:04:59,750 --> 00:05:06,101 I can bear your mates out not when you forbid me to play mah-jong 47 00:05:06,125 --> 00:05:08,559 It's absolutely unstable, 48 00:05:08,583 --> 00:05:10,601 What are you talking about? 49 00:05:10,625 --> 00:05:11,477 Stop hitting him 50 00:05:11,501 --> 00:05:15,292 Alright, if you promise not to leave me he's OK then 51 00:05:16,167 --> 00:05:18,708 How dare you hit me? 52 00:05:19,708 --> 00:05:23,893 -I've told you not to hit him -He's black belt 53 00:05:23,917 --> 00:05:26,643 I don't care, are you really leaving me? 54 00:05:26,667 --> 00:05:27,893 Yes! 55 00:05:27,917 --> 00:05:33,684 -OK, leave, I don't care -I am a man ain't I! 56 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:35,833 Bye! 57 00:05:38,083 --> 00:05:41,476 You're silly How many times have you been dumped? 58 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,101 How can you get a wife? 59 00:05:44,125 --> 00:05:48,059 Come on, who doesn't like to play mah-jong? 60 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:52,309 Don't ask me to join in. I just hate it! 61 00:05:52,333 --> 00:05:54,268 You said everyone likes to play mah-jong? 62 00:05:54,292 --> 00:05:56,101 Well, this girl doesn't 63 00:05:56,125 --> 00:05:59,768 -Try it out with her -Don't do this to her 64 00:05:59,792 --> 00:06:02,292 -Let's tease her -OK! 65 00:06:03,667 --> 00:06:05,976 I finally found a non-gambler 66 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:08,309 You should find a prettier one 67 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:11,184 - You all agree that I should date her? - Of course! 68 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:12,019 Anita 69 00:06:12,043 --> 00:06:16,601 -We'll have to see -Like now, it's a good chance 70 00:06:16,625 --> 00:06:18,351 But I've just been damped 71 00:06:18,375 --> 00:06:19,393 It's not the 1st time! 72 00:06:19,417 --> 00:06:20,809 It not good morally 73 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:22,851 Men made the rules and they are made to be broke 74 00:06:22,875 --> 00:06:24,601 Meaning I should go for it? 75 00:06:24,625 --> 00:06:26,643 Right, let's go with you 76 00:06:26,667 --> 00:06:30,559 Wait, don't take advantage of me 77 00:06:30,583 --> 00:06:32,875 Right, bar's there 78 00:06:33,083 --> 00:06:37,393 Anita, I'm just joking There won't be a next time, 79 00:06:37,417 --> 00:06:40,958 -It'll be my turn next -I won't play mah-jong 80 00:06:43,917 --> 00:06:46,726 ...I like you -My Pal's been dumped and he likes you 81 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:47,685 - Me? - Is that her? 82 00:06:47,709 --> 00:06:49,976 -No, the one next to her -Me? 83 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,351 -NO, the one next to you -Me? 84 00:06:52,375 --> 00:06:54,893 No, the one next to you 85 00:06:54,917 --> 00:06:56,768 Me? Who likes me? 86 00:06:56,792 --> 00:06:58,309 -The one next to me -Which side? 87 00:06:58,333 --> 00:07:01,018 -Not me, I haven't been damped -Then it's you 88 00:07:01,042 --> 00:07:04,583 I didn't leak the secret, they guessed it, 89 00:07:05,167 --> 00:07:10,643 3 pretty ladies, please come over, here. Come, please 90 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:13,226 Miss, he has a lot to say to you 91 00:07:13,250 --> 00:07:14,851 No, I've nothing to say to you 92 00:07:14,875 --> 00:07:16,976 Really, he has plenty to tell ask him! 93 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:17,519 ... 94 00:07:17,543 --> 00:07:22,059 My friends want to be your friends 95 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:25,768 Your friends become our friends 96 00:07:25,792 --> 00:07:31,309 You're her friends, then we're all friends 97 00:07:31,333 --> 00:07:35,809 If we're close friends, and they become close friends 98 00:07:35,833 --> 00:07:42,184 We'll become each other's friends We should really be close friends 99 00:07:42,208 --> 00:07:43,268 I don't understand a word! 100 00:07:43,292 --> 00:07:46,309 You're an idiot, that's why They want to be our friends 101 00:07:46,333 --> 00:07:49,184 Out too many people want to be our friends 102 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:51,559 It not that simple to be our pals 103 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:53,309 What's the procedure? 104 00:07:53,333 --> 00:07:55,833 If you can help us 105 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:59,893 We've just angered Anita can you make her laugh? 106 00:07:59,917 --> 00:08:03,268 It'll be easy Let's pretend to be a gorilla it'll work 107 00:08:03,292 --> 00:08:05,684 -It's too much -That's why I ask you to do it. 108 00:08:05,708 --> 00:08:08,809 Shut up! It's simple, let me! 109 00:08:08,833 --> 00:08:13,101 Could you follow what I say in English? 110 00:08:13,125 --> 00:08:13,894 OK, say it! 111 00:08:13,918 --> 00:08:17,768 - Say 5 times you! - You! You!...Funny? 112 00:08:17,792 --> 00:08:22,809 - No! Say Me 7 times! - Me! Me!...Not funny! 113 00:08:22,833 --> 00:08:26,351 - Say He 10 times! - He! 114 00:08:26,375 --> 00:08:29,167 You're laughing! 115 00:08:29,958 --> 00:08:31,601 You're teasing me. 116 00:08:31,625 --> 00:08:35,393 OK, you've done it we've to communicate among ourselves 117 00:08:35,417 --> 00:08:38,726 - Could you follow whatever, we can do? - No problem 118 00:08:38,750 --> 00:08:40,000 Follow me! 119 00:08:40,958 --> 00:08:43,333 Excuse me, where's the toilet? 120 00:08:44,208 --> 00:08:46,375 - There! - Thanks! 121 00:08:48,292 --> 00:08:50,684 Who can follow? 122 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:54,125 -We three can do it, no problem -Right! 123 00:08:58,125 --> 00:08:58,977 - Sir... - What's the matter? 124 00:08:59,001 --> 00:09:00,643 - He assaulted me! - Oh yes! 125 00:09:00,667 --> 00:09:05,268 - How did he do it? - Not here, it's the face 126 00:09:05,292 --> 00:09:06,768 Don't listen to him 127 00:09:06,792 --> 00:09:10,768 How can I when he's tall and I'm short I can only reach his lips 128 00:09:10,792 --> 00:09:12,893 Do it again, we've missed it 129 00:09:12,917 --> 00:09:14,559 What're you doing? 130 00:09:14,583 --> 00:09:17,351 They're Journalists 131 00:09:17,375 --> 00:09:19,809 Doing a special article 132 00:09:19,833 --> 00:09:23,250 -They asked me to take the shots -You've got it wrong? 133 00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:26,976 They're editors, they told me to come 134 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:30,809 - Do you believe it? - Of course, silly girl! 135 00:09:30,833 --> 00:09:33,875 Is that right? 136 00:09:37,708 --> 00:09:40,042 Don't go! 137 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:45,917 Block it first! 138 00:09:50,292 --> 00:09:52,167 Stop running! 139 00:09:58,458 --> 00:10:00,042 Silly man! 140 00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:17,833 Anita Fong? 141 00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,226 I could have played 24 rounds 142 00:10:20,250 --> 00:10:22,851 Right, if it wasn't for the kids we could have made it 143 00:10:22,875 --> 00:10:24,434 We shouldn't play it on the beach 144 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:27,309 If sister returns, we couldn't play it either 145 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:29,476 Let's start! 146 00:10:29,500 --> 00:10:31,375 Hurry UP 147 00:10:42,250 --> 00:10:44,809 Aren't you going to launch picnic with Charles? 148 00:10:44,833 --> 00:10:48,434 I changed my mind 149 00:10:48,458 --> 00:10:50,309 I've asked him to play mah-jong here 150 00:10:50,333 --> 00:10:52,934 Didn't you say he hates mah-jong? 151 00:10:52,958 --> 00:10:57,434 Just learnt 1/2 hr ago, he had played it at 7 and he's an expert 152 00:10:57,458 --> 00:10:59,393 And cheated my sentiments 153 00:10:59,417 --> 00:11:01,184 Let's help you in cheating him back 154 00:11:01,208 --> 00:11:03,893 How dare you, thinking of her boyfriend I dare you! 155 00:11:03,917 --> 00:11:07,559 I don't need your help, 156 00:11:07,583 --> 00:11:10,601 just teach him a lesson while playing mah-jong 157 00:11:10,625 --> 00:11:15,083 Giving him a heart attack so that he'll stop playing 158 00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:18,625 That's easy, no problem 159 00:11:21,083 --> 00:11:23,518 Hurry, we're waiting for you! 160 00:11:23,542 --> 00:11:31,018 Let us first apologize our pride might be hurting in today's match 161 00:11:31,042 --> 00:11:34,851 Well, we might be apologizing to you 162 00:11:34,875 --> 00:11:37,434 I begin with 3 points up to 13 points 163 00:11:37,458 --> 00:11:40,851 If it's too much, let's stop now 164 00:11:40,875 --> 00:11:42,750 No problem 165 00:11:43,917 --> 00:11:47,101 We might be losing a mah-jong partner 166 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,958 We'll see 167 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:57,226 Come on, hurry up 168 00:11:57,250 --> 00:12:00,250 - Hurry! - Come on! 169 00:12:00,875 --> 00:12:02,667 - 1 character! - Poong! 170 00:12:03,667 --> 00:12:06,351 -3 circles -Poong, 2 bamboos 171 00:12:06,375 --> 00:12:07,518 Poong, don't move! 172 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:10,833 - Poong! - Poong, don't move! 173 00:12:10,917 --> 00:12:13,184 - Poong! - Poong! 174 00:12:13,208 --> 00:12:15,559 It's nine pieces, watch out! 175 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:18,434 Poong, nine pieces, too, careful! 176 00:12:18,458 --> 00:12:22,976 Nine piece, beware! 177 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,601 I haven't even take I piece! 178 00:12:25,625 --> 00:12:27,518 Your turn 179 00:12:27,542 --> 00:12:32,833 Hurry, you're so slow, what an expert 180 00:12:32,958 --> 00:12:36,000 Come on, it's your turn 181 00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:40,684 Thank you 182 00:12:40,708 --> 00:12:43,833 You have to pick this one! 183 00:12:44,250 --> 00:12:48,226 I could have won 184 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:51,476 But you said 3 points to start, can't help it. 185 00:12:51,500 --> 00:12:52,976 Mine's only 1/2 point 186 00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:54,309 Yeah! 187 00:12:54,333 --> 00:12:56,458 1/2 point is also allowed in next game 188 00:13:02,500 --> 00:13:04,934 You damn lot, if I've your cards 189 00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:07,184 You'll be in trouble 190 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:09,309 6 circles! 191 00:13:09,333 --> 00:13:11,018 Poong! 192 00:13:11,042 --> 00:13:12,226 You're too slow! 193 00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:14,375 Put it down! 194 00:13:14,542 --> 00:13:16,250 - 8 circles! - Poong! 195 00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:19,458 -Better not -You said Poong, come on 196 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:24,184 Alright, 4 bamboos, want it? 197 00:13:24,208 --> 00:13:27,643 I'll get it myself 198 00:13:27,667 --> 00:13:29,809 - You won't score? - No! 199 00:13:29,833 --> 00:13:33,750 If you don't, I'll, 1/2 point 200 00:13:34,875 --> 00:13:36,833 From now on, no. 1/2 point score 201 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:43,059 It's the end of the game, you won't win, 202 00:13:43,083 --> 00:13:45,143 - 5 characters! - Poong! 203 00:13:45,167 --> 00:13:47,059 What a coincidence 204 00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:50,351 12 cards, you pay if I get the right card 205 00:13:50,375 --> 00:13:51,833 Red dragon! 206 00:13:52,375 --> 00:13:54,559 - Be careful! - Take it easy 207 00:13:54,583 --> 00:13:56,476 come on, want, to score, impossible! 208 00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:58,292 Not impossible 209 00:13:59,542 --> 00:14:02,667 stop peeping 210 00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:08,208 - I... - Haven't got it 211 00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:11,601 Another one for me, you'll be in trouble 212 00:14:11,625 --> 00:14:15,458 -One bamboo -3 circles 213 00:14:21,375 --> 00:14:23,667 It's a fair world, I've scored! 214 00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:27,184 It's mine, I character 215 00:14:27,208 --> 00:14:29,976 -You saw it, it's mine -I didn't, you wouldn't let me, 216 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,226 It's really mine 217 00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:33,934 That's not fair! Claiming you've won 218 00:14:33,958 --> 00:14:35,268 Check for yourself 219 00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:39,958 -Stop it, or you're disqualified -Hurry pick back the card 220 00:14:40,292 --> 00:14:44,143 - Come on, or you'll have an extra card! - Take I out! 221 00:14:44,167 --> 00:14:46,601 I've taken the card back 222 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:49,393 -I'll take out I character -Poong! 223 00:14:49,417 --> 00:14:52,809 Stop it, you can't 224 00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:55,125 Take a card! 225 00:14:56,875 --> 00:15:00,184 The last one, I've scored! 226 00:15:00,208 --> 00:15:04,684 Where's your card? You can't score! Where's my card, give it back 227 00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:06,292 Where? 228 00:15:09,708 --> 00:15:12,667 -Where's my card> -Can't find it! 229 00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:14,625 You're joking 230 00:15:15,250 --> 00:15:18,059 -This is my card -Oh! No! 231 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:21,768 It's finished already I can claim I've won it too! 232 00:15:21,792 --> 00:15:26,143 Forget it. I'll have more time to be with you 233 00:15:26,167 --> 00:15:28,726 - Go away! - You said you won't play if you lost 234 00:15:28,750 --> 00:15:32,268 -Right, I won't play nor seeing you -Why? 235 00:15:32,292 --> 00:15:35,893 What's so good about you? Figure-wise. You're not good 236 00:15:35,917 --> 00:15:39,059 I don't want to see your face Nor finding any good traits 237 00:15:39,083 --> 00:15:43,434 If you want to find a mandom Pleasing, financially stable, non-gambler 238 00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:46,875 buy a plastic Dollie, you're unstable 239 00:15:51,792 --> 00:15:53,893 I'm broken hearted again! 240 00:15:53,917 --> 00:15:56,684 Sis, Charles is right 241 00:15:56,708 --> 00:15:59,976 You must have a problem I think you should, find a psychologist 242 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,226 I've asked her too You heard how Charles has despised me 243 00:16:03,250 --> 00:16:06,726 nobody'll like me if they know I'm unstable 244 00:16:06,750 --> 00:16:09,309 Use my name 245 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:13,292 -Right, let's accompany you -We'll go together OK? 246 00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:17,476 She has. Personality, and doesn't play mah-jong 247 00:16:17,500 --> 00:16:21,726 I've been looking for this kind of girl Uncle wah, you must help me, out 248 00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:25,809 Of course, I do wish you'll have a good wife 249 00:16:25,833 --> 00:16:29,101 Unlike your dad, marrying a gambler! 250 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:30,102 Do you have her record? 251 00:16:30,126 --> 00:16:32,583 2 details, first her name 252 00:16:35,458 --> 00:16:42,434 Anita Fong, a common name you can find it in the directory 253 00:16:42,458 --> 00:16:44,559 - Any other details? - Her photo, 254 00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:50,893 OK, let me a process some and pass to my colleagues 255 00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:53,250 Is this it? 256 00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:55,976 Oh dear, I am really unstable 257 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,417 Don't worry, you've used my name. Nobody'll know it, 258 00:17:00,292 --> 00:17:03,167 We could have draw a sketch of her 259 00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,208 Let's go home, 260 00:17:08,458 --> 00:17:09,684 -They are over there -Who? 261 00:17:09,708 --> 00:17:12,208 The girl who doesn't play mah-jong 262 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:17,934 -We're fated to each other -I really have to try my best 263 00:17:17,958 --> 00:17:18,935 You want to fight with me? 264 00:17:18,959 --> 00:17:21,934 Of course not I'm referring to the other 3 265 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,184 But they've left already 266 00:17:24,208 --> 00:17:29,792 They came out from the clinic It must have their details, we... 267 00:17:40,583 --> 00:17:42,268 Down with the Pakis 268 00:17:42,292 --> 00:17:43,976 Pakis are hateful 269 00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,059 Pakis come last in tests 270 00:17:47,083 --> 00:17:50,893 Pakis are hateful 271 00:17:50,917 --> 00:17:53,500 Damn you! 272 00:18:02,292 --> 00:18:05,833 They're starting up. They've gone now 273 00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:19,292 Hey, OK! 274 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,559 What're you talking? 275 00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:38,934 Asking his parents health? 276 00:18:38,958 --> 00:18:40,958 Really? 277 00:18:46,083 --> 00:18:48,684 With this, we can know more about her 278 00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,476 Our price is high 279 00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,792 It's painful... 280 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,542 Her prince charming is a kendo instructor 281 00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,833 Take this, I'll teach you the basic steps, 282 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:26,458 One up one down 283 00:19:28,708 --> 00:19:32,393 Not bad, let's change to better ground 284 00:19:32,417 --> 00:19:34,792 You make the decision 285 00:19:39,833 --> 00:19:43,917 Anita Fong... 286 00:19:45,083 --> 00:19:48,101 - Let's do it then... - You aren't a instructor 287 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:51,476 Right, I ain't one... Right! 288 00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,768 - Instructor Wong! - What is it? 289 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:58,167 I'll teach for you, date your girlfriend 290 00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:02,143 I haven't got any You'll have one when you're money 291 00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:05,167 She won't if it's too sudden 292 00:20:05,708 --> 00:20:08,934 May be she'll suddenly 293 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:11,083 You're right 294 00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:14,809 Let's forget it 295 00:20:14,833 --> 00:20:19,768 He's taking advantage of you? Let's teach him a lesson 296 00:20:19,792 --> 00:20:21,018 He's quite good 297 00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:23,851 Fighting uses the brain, not force 298 00:20:23,875 --> 00:20:25,059 Forget it 299 00:20:25,083 --> 00:20:29,375 You've to teach him 300 00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:40,250 It's you 301 00:20:41,167 --> 00:20:44,393 It's fate, how are you? 302 00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:50,018 Instructor, please teach and educate me! 303 00:20:50,042 --> 00:20:51,809 I Will 304 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:55,726 Hold it properly. Ready? 305 00:20:55,750 --> 00:21:01,059 Now the basic steps, one foot behind the other 306 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:03,542 He's beginning to take her advantage 307 00:21:04,750 --> 00:21:12,750 Now, one pace up, and down... 308 00:21:16,083 --> 00:21:20,434 - Did I step on you? Are you OK? - I'm fine 309 00:21:20,458 --> 00:21:24,143 It's not exciting, shall we try wrestling? 310 00:21:24,167 --> 00:21:26,268 No, your basic steps aren't that good yet 311 00:21:26,292 --> 00:21:29,042 You could allow a handicap 312 00:21:29,708 --> 00:21:33,833 Alright, as you please. No attacks, only defense 313 00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:38,559 -It's more fun to attack and defend -It's not a handicap then 314 00:21:38,583 --> 00:21:41,809 You pace is so fast, how can I level with you? 315 00:21:41,833 --> 00:21:43,559 Why don't I tie up your legs 316 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,583 -Trying my kegs? "Right!" 317 00:21:46,042 --> 00:21:48,208 Help yourself... 318 00:21:49,167 --> 00:21:56,226 I'll tie your hands as an upper limb That's balance now 319 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:59,417 No problem... 320 00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,559 I'll release you soon 321 00:22:02,583 --> 00:22:05,559 We've seen each other, we're friends 322 00:22:05,583 --> 00:22:09,809 Don't use that weapon, its not good 323 00:22:09,833 --> 00:22:12,583 change to this one, its better 324 00:22:13,333 --> 00:22:14,601 How can we have a duel? 325 00:22:14,625 --> 00:22:17,518 How dare you assault female students 326 00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:22,750 I'm doing a deed today, this is for you, maniac 327 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,518 You've got it wrong? 328 00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:28,542 Of course you want me to 329 00:22:30,458 --> 00:22:33,167 -I ain't the instructor -Still don't want to admit it? 330 00:22:40,167 --> 00:22:44,351 I'll jump, and again. I've got it 331 00:22:44,375 --> 00:22:46,458 Deserve it 332 00:22:58,500 --> 00:23:01,184 Have you book the Venue, where's Mr. Wong? 333 00:23:01,208 --> 00:23:03,059 This is Mr Wong! 334 00:23:03,083 --> 00:23:07,226 He's not, let's run 335 00:23:07,250 --> 00:23:11,309 If you aren't why are you here? How did you come in? 336 00:23:11,333 --> 00:23:15,726 I want to meet you I didn't know I'll end up like this 337 00:23:15,750 --> 00:23:17,083 You asked for it 338 00:23:17,792 --> 00:23:21,351 Anita, put me down, stop being silly 339 00:23:21,375 --> 00:23:24,643 What's so silly, you're a handicapped man 340 00:23:24,667 --> 00:23:28,018 I ain't, I just hurt my waist 341 00:23:28,042 --> 00:23:30,750 Walk on your own then! 342 00:23:34,167 --> 00:23:35,518 Stop kidding 343 00:23:35,542 --> 00:23:38,726 My waist's not good, use a better solution 344 00:23:38,750 --> 00:23:43,893 E. g. holding me, supporting me, etc 345 00:23:43,917 --> 00:23:46,059 You don't mind? I do! 346 00:23:46,083 --> 00:23:48,018 Where's your car? 347 00:23:48,042 --> 00:23:49,143 I don't own a car 348 00:23:49,167 --> 00:23:50,393 I'll get a bus 349 00:23:50,417 --> 00:23:54,309 Playing a joke on me? I just won't go! 350 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:56,809 How can I like this? 351 00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:58,292 What's to be done? 352 00:24:00,750 --> 00:24:02,476 - Take my car! - Your car? 353 00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,500 Right, let's go! 354 00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:10,667 Exactly like the owner 355 00:24:14,292 --> 00:24:16,750 Let me try this pretty car 356 00:24:17,167 --> 00:24:21,750 Anita, I haven't got in stop... 357 00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:26,292 -Sit tight -Be careful! 358 00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:36,458 Where're you going, Anita? 359 00:24:44,375 --> 00:24:46,059 It's going to bump... 360 00:24:46,083 --> 00:24:48,625 It's OK 361 00:24:54,708 --> 00:24:57,976 - How is it? - Anita, how come you drive like a dragon 362 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,018 Scared? Ain't it exciting? 363 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:04,976 Of course not, you're a bad woman-driver 364 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:09,875 - OK, you drive! - Me? 365 00:25:11,542 --> 00:25:13,393 OK! 366 00:25:13,417 --> 00:25:17,625 Although it's a handicap, I'll drive better 367 00:25:18,542 --> 00:25:20,500 Let's see 368 00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:28,018 ...Anita, my skill isn't bad, is it? - It's only a straight road 369 00:25:28,042 --> 00:25:33,417 OK, let me turn round the bend! 370 00:25:37,625 --> 00:25:39,667 Watch out! 371 00:25:40,958 --> 00:25:43,292 Not bad, ah! 372 00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:46,851 - A cop's coming! - Stop on one side 373 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:50,518 -Don't -Don't worry, they'll only charge me speeding 374 00:25:50,542 --> 00:25:52,809 -Told you not to -why? 375 00:25:52,833 --> 00:25:54,309 This is a stolen property 376 00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:59,018 - What? Oh no! - Sis said it's instructors 377 00:25:59,042 --> 00:26:01,292 Look what you have done to me 378 00:26:22,667 --> 00:26:24,309 Have you been this kind of place before? 379 00:26:24,333 --> 00:26:27,643 - No, have you? - I have 380 00:26:27,667 --> 00:26:32,417 - Really? - Stop worrying, we're lying, aren't we! 381 00:26:39,792 --> 00:26:41,101 Go in... 382 00:26:41,125 --> 00:26:45,042 - What's the purpose? - Do you want to be caught by the cop? Quick! 383 00:26:56,417 --> 00:27:01,226 Don't have to be shy in here It's legal under the laws of H. K. 384 00:27:01,250 --> 00:27:02,684 Well, a small or big room? 385 00:27:02,708 --> 00:27:04,893 -Big room -Small room 386 00:27:04,917 --> 00:27:07,351 - Round bed or water bed? - Any one! 387 00:27:07,375 --> 00:27:11,958 Please make a decision! 388 00:27:12,417 --> 00:27:15,018 We can't wait anything can do 389 00:27:15,042 --> 00:27:16,809 Excuse me, could I use your toilet 390 00:27:16,833 --> 00:27:19,583 Hold on, I've to show them their room 391 00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:22,125 Let's start a fight when we're in! 392 00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:26,518 - What a coincidence! - Really... 393 00:27:26,542 --> 00:27:27,601 You borrowed the phone? 394 00:27:27,625 --> 00:27:33,976 Phone? Right, we've used it over 2 hours 395 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,101 But it's always engaged 396 00:27:36,125 --> 00:27:37,934 Stop being sarcastic! Let's go! 397 00:27:37,958 --> 00:27:39,726 We're going too 398 00:27:39,750 --> 00:27:42,726 What a waste of my time To have such weird people 399 00:27:42,750 --> 00:27:44,601 - Stop being sarcastic, will you? - I like it 400 00:27:44,625 --> 00:27:46,333 What a shame 401 00:27:48,083 --> 00:27:50,059 How come my car is here? 402 00:27:50,083 --> 00:27:53,667 My car's over there, I've to check it 403 00:27:54,542 --> 00:27:56,351 Is it really your car, look carefully 404 00:27:56,375 --> 00:28:00,184 Of course it's mine 405 00:28:00,208 --> 00:28:02,893 - Pal, is this your car? - Yes... 406 00:28:02,917 --> 00:28:04,893 You're change with dangerous driving, show me your license 407 00:28:04,917 --> 00:28:10,809 We just came out from there Ask these friends of mine 408 00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:12,042 Where are they? 409 00:28:13,375 --> 00:28:15,167 Get in, 410 00:28:17,083 --> 00:28:20,226 What is it? Don't be silly, nobody's chasing you! 411 00:28:20,250 --> 00:28:21,917 Stop running! 412 00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:25,958 Anita, hurry! 413 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 I'll distract him, you stay 414 00:28:40,167 --> 00:28:41,601 Magnificent! 415 00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:44,667 Asking me to stay! 416 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:48,625 Caught you! Show me your I. D. card 417 00:28:54,125 --> 00:28:57,542 Anita... 418 00:28:58,292 --> 00:28:59,708 Anita! 419 00:29:05,625 --> 00:29:07,458 Anita! 420 00:29:08,417 --> 00:29:12,042 Caught you! Show me your I. D. card 421 00:29:13,208 --> 00:29:14,809 It's you! 422 00:29:14,833 --> 00:29:16,458 Here Anita! 423 00:29:18,667 --> 00:29:20,417 Come! 424 00:29:22,125 --> 00:29:25,208 Bye... 425 00:29:28,208 --> 00:29:29,601 The dress is torn 426 00:29:29,625 --> 00:29:31,684 Don't worry, get a new one. 427 00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:34,167 - You'll pay? - Sure! 428 00:31:01,917 --> 00:31:04,184 Pal. like my, new shirt? 429 00:31:04,208 --> 00:31:05,851 Well, not too good 430 00:31:05,875 --> 00:31:08,059 He, my girlfriend chose it 431 00:31:08,083 --> 00:31:10,893 Giving you this doesn't mean I'm your girlfriend 432 00:31:10,917 --> 00:31:16,101 I know, you're extraordinary and diplomatic How can I be a good match? 433 00:31:16,125 --> 00:31:18,226 You shouldn't be so direct 434 00:31:18,250 --> 00:31:21,101 I ain't, I want to date you 435 00:31:21,125 --> 00:31:23,809 It's not enough to see you daily 436 00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:25,684 Really, what more do you want? 437 00:31:25,708 --> 00:31:28,643 Say it, romancing today, getting married tomorrow 438 00:31:28,667 --> 00:31:31,601 And having a baby after 10 months 439 00:31:31,625 --> 00:31:34,351 I prefer to be indirect then 440 00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:39,684 No boy has said that to me in past 20 years And hearing it for the 1st time, it's sweet 441 00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:41,226 Are we in love like this? 442 00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:42,518 I suppose so... 443 00:31:42,542 --> 00:31:47,726 I don't, it's my first date, can't be that easy 444 00:31:47,750 --> 00:31:48,644 What are you saying? 445 00:31:48,668 --> 00:31:50,143 What are you muttering? 446 00:31:50,167 --> 00:31:52,643 Forget it. I don't match you. 447 00:31:52,667 --> 00:31:54,393 When you get old and alone 448 00:31:54,417 --> 00:31:56,518 Page me, I'll accompany you, 449 00:31:56,542 --> 00:31:57,893 What are you talking? 450 00:31:57,917 --> 00:32:00,083 I said I... 451 00:32:02,417 --> 00:32:04,875 - I know. - What a shame! 452 00:32:05,708 --> 00:32:09,101 Nothing to be shy about. It's a free world 453 00:32:09,125 --> 00:32:12,518 -Stop laying your hand on my shoulder -Why? You ain't a gambler 454 00:32:12,542 --> 00:32:13,934 How do you know it? 455 00:32:13,958 --> 00:32:18,476 The 1st time I saw you on the beach won't date you if you like to play mah-jong 456 00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:22,750 - Who told you to? - Thinking how you'd see me then 457 00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:31,226 I've finally found a girl who doesn't play mah-jong 458 00:32:31,250 --> 00:32:32,309 I'll up myself 459 00:32:32,333 --> 00:32:35,434 Let me escort you! 460 00:32:35,458 --> 00:32:38,726 Oh, dear? There's a mah-jong game are waiting me 461 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:41,559 It's too late 462 00:32:41,583 --> 00:32:44,768 I want to borrow your toilet 463 00:32:44,792 --> 00:32:45,893 18 floors? 464 00:32:45,917 --> 00:32:48,101 Have you chase a girl before? 465 00:32:48,125 --> 00:32:50,143 I hadn't 466 00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:52,184 You've to be full of guts to date girls 467 00:32:52,208 --> 00:32:55,351 Try to catch me when you the stairs while I use the lift 468 00:32:55,375 --> 00:32:58,000 Anita... 469 00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:03,917 - 7 circles! - Such bad cards 470 00:33:05,125 --> 00:33:06,019 6 characters! 471 00:33:06,043 --> 00:33:07,476 Anita, come here quick 472 00:33:07,500 --> 00:33:10,643 - Pack, hurry! - That tallie will be here soon 473 00:33:10,667 --> 00:33:13,768 He hates people playing mah-jong, I said I don't know the game 474 00:33:13,792 --> 00:33:14,560 so what? 475 00:33:14,584 --> 00:33:18,018 -It's OK for him to see us play -You gamblers 476 00:33:18,042 --> 00:33:24,292 Now go out and lock up Just tell him you forget your keys 477 00:33:25,292 --> 00:33:26,792 Right! 478 00:33:33,250 --> 00:33:36,458 Said you aren't quick enough 479 00:33:37,667 --> 00:33:39,417 Look at this 480 00:33:40,375 --> 00:33:41,458 What is it? 481 00:33:43,583 --> 00:33:46,934 This was used to wrap up Columbus coffin 482 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:50,393 -My grandma used to wrap her leg -Really 483 00:33:50,417 --> 00:33:53,875 You can use it as a diaper for your kid 484 00:33:55,583 --> 00:33:58,792 - Right? - Silly, such a big cloth? 485 00:34:01,625 --> 00:34:05,042 It can sneeze too 486 00:34:07,875 --> 00:34:09,643 So you're kneeling here 487 00:34:09,667 --> 00:34:11,143 She's like that when she's nervous 488 00:34:11,167 --> 00:34:13,768 I'm scared of heights 489 00:34:13,792 --> 00:34:17,893 -It's a shame, let's go -In the toilet! 490 00:34:17,917 --> 00:34:21,333 -Take a seat, I'll get change -OK! 491 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:23,268 -Take a seat -That's right 492 00:34:23,292 --> 00:34:26,434 -No, I need the toilet -It's engaged 493 00:34:26,458 --> 00:34:27,458 It isn't 494 00:34:28,125 --> 00:34:29,976 -Hurry, go back in -What's happened? 495 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:32,351 - Go in! - What's going on? 496 00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:34,667 You've finished, it's my turn 497 00:34:35,625 --> 00:34:40,684 That tallie's here 498 00:34:40,708 --> 00:34:45,226 Remember. I cheat him that I can't play mah-jong 499 00:34:45,250 --> 00:34:50,351 So when you come out Tell him we plan to play dominoes 500 00:34:50,375 --> 00:34:53,833 not mah-jong, remember 501 00:34:54,708 --> 00:34:58,976 You say you'll go for a snack 502 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:02,375 How come you're here? 503 00:35:10,333 --> 00:35:12,393 What're you doing? 504 00:35:12,417 --> 00:35:17,184 We're planing to play dominoes, do you believe it? 505 00:35:17,208 --> 00:35:20,708 Of course I do! 506 00:35:21,167 --> 00:35:23,309 Please continue, I've to leave first 507 00:35:23,333 --> 00:35:25,143 I'll see you out 508 00:35:25,167 --> 00:35:30,667 OK, goodbye 509 00:35:36,917 --> 00:35:40,125 A sunny day, be careful of exposure 510 00:35:42,542 --> 00:35:47,351 Everyone has his hobby Some ice-skiing some swimming 511 00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:51,684 I like that, this is free style and crawl 512 00:35:51,708 --> 00:35:52,685 Go on... go on... 513 00:35:52,709 --> 00:35:56,059 Alright, the truth is that you've got my sis file 514 00:35:56,083 --> 00:36:00,143 I do like to play mah-jong I do like to be with you 515 00:36:00,167 --> 00:36:03,226 But you won't understand it 516 00:36:03,250 --> 00:36:05,351 Won't, why? 517 00:36:05,375 --> 00:36:09,434 OK, I'll bring with me 13 cards tomorrow So you'll have double entertainment 518 00:36:09,458 --> 00:36:12,643 Face up to reality 519 00:36:12,667 --> 00:36:16,518 I know you hate women mah-jong players But not all of them are bad 520 00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:19,875 If you can accept me, call me then 521 00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:25,583 Accepting it? Surrender to mah-jong? No! What's so good about you? 522 00:36:30,167 --> 00:36:33,934 You're great! After one night's thinking 523 00:36:33,958 --> 00:36:35,976 I've hated mah-jong players for 30 years 524 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:40,083 but since there are so many women gamblers I might as well accept you 525 00:36:47,083 --> 00:36:48,893 Help yourself, drink it while it's hot 526 00:36:48,917 --> 00:36:52,583 How come this is so dirty 527 00:36:53,500 --> 00:36:56,708 The only one I found It's good enough to have one already 528 00:36:58,208 --> 00:37:01,476 A cockroach, damn... It's gone! 529 00:37:01,500 --> 00:37:03,434 Only one, where's the other two? 530 00:37:03,458 --> 00:37:06,309 They're making your favourite dessert 531 00:37:06,333 --> 00:37:09,000 Why are man treating me so nice today? 532 00:37:09,417 --> 00:37:11,809 We, volunteered 533 00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:13,226 You all have an extra card 534 00:37:13,250 --> 00:37:16,792 This is Taiwan mah-jong, 3 extra cards The loser pays all 535 00:37:17,292 --> 00:37:19,976 Stop playing 536 00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:23,083 Such a fine day, take a photo 537 00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:28,042 - Let's see if it's nice? - Hurry! 538 00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:34,351 Very pretty 539 00:37:34,375 --> 00:37:36,851 A unique set! 540 00:37:36,875 --> 00:37:39,476 - What's that? - It has 13 chances of winning 541 00:37:39,500 --> 00:37:41,893 I nearly have to pay up 542 00:37:41,917 --> 00:37:45,018 I don't know it's so serious 543 00:37:45,042 --> 00:37:47,809 Forget it, bring cut the dessert 544 00:37:47,833 --> 00:37:49,667 Please wait 545 00:37:51,417 --> 00:37:56,018 Anita, your boyfriend is perfect 546 00:37:56,042 --> 00:37:59,851 Only if he can accept my playing mah-jong 547 00:37:59,875 --> 00:38:04,083 Hold on to him, you haven't got many choices 548 00:38:06,208 --> 00:38:10,893 Damn girls, yet I still have to keep it up... Like a gigolo 549 00:38:10,917 --> 00:38:13,500 Come on, give me one 550 00:38:13,958 --> 00:38:17,851 Be patient. You have to sacrifice 551 00:38:17,875 --> 00:38:20,143 Gigolo, be patient. We're level pretty soon! 552 00:38:20,167 --> 00:38:21,250 HOW? 553 00:38:22,542 --> 00:38:25,208 Don't tell him 554 00:38:25,958 --> 00:38:28,351 You can't please men 555 00:38:28,375 --> 00:38:32,351 Here's dessert, what, still playing? 556 00:38:32,375 --> 00:38:34,851 If I don't win, you'll be in trouble 557 00:38:34,875 --> 00:38:38,268 Only four more cards, you won't win 558 00:38:38,292 --> 00:38:40,268 No, I'll win 559 00:38:40,292 --> 00:38:43,184 -Have the dessert if you don't -Put it down! 560 00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,851 I'll Win! 561 00:38:44,875 --> 00:38:46,893 A cockroach 562 00:38:46,917 --> 00:38:50,833 You scared me. A cockroach 563 00:38:52,167 --> 00:38:55,250 No more 564 00:38:57,583 --> 00:39:01,393 A card less, you can't win 565 00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:04,125 Can't play with a card less 566 00:39:05,458 --> 00:39:07,417 Game over 567 00:39:10,833 --> 00:39:13,518 There's a store on the island where we can rent it 568 00:39:13,542 --> 00:39:17,184 It's too far, I can't row, I won't go 569 00:39:17,208 --> 00:39:18,476 OK, I'll go with you! 570 00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:21,476 Find a decent one, not a smelly one 571 00:39:21,500 --> 00:39:24,143 -How'd I knoll it's smelly -Use your nose! 572 00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:27,184 Anita, would you come with-me 573 00:39:27,208 --> 00:39:29,333 Alright, let's go! 574 00:39:38,125 --> 00:39:40,143 -Nothing left -Really! 575 00:39:40,167 --> 00:39:43,143 Bobo Jr, are you cheating on us! 576 00:39:43,167 --> 00:39:45,726 -Don't cheat on us -Only the beach itself 577 00:39:45,750 --> 00:39:48,518 I won't spare you if you do 578 00:39:48,542 --> 00:39:50,559 Where's the store? 579 00:39:50,583 --> 00:39:53,101 There a few more strokes 580 00:39:53,125 --> 00:39:55,309 We're here, let's go ashore! 581 00:39:55,333 --> 00:39:57,542 Row over there 582 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:04,167 - Where's the store? Nothing here! - Right! 583 00:40:05,750 --> 00:40:08,417 It's a lie 584 00:40:15,458 --> 00:40:17,809 Are you alright! 585 00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:18,727 I'm OK 586 00:40:18,751 --> 00:40:21,292 It's Bobo, I won't forgive him 587 00:40:25,125 --> 00:40:27,125 How come there's a tent here? 588 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:29,727 What are you doing? 589 00:40:29,751 --> 00:40:33,708 Bye! We'll come for you 3 days later 590 00:40:36,667 --> 00:40:38,476 It's an ideal location for Anita 591 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:41,309 use your will and stop her from playing mah-jong 592 00:40:41,333 --> 00:40:44,768 We'll meet you in 3 clays time Hope you will fall in love with each other 593 00:40:44,792 --> 00:40:47,059 From Bobo and Bobo Jr 594 00:40:47,083 --> 00:40:50,101 How dare they tricked on us 595 00:40:50,125 --> 00:40:51,833 You're one of them 596 00:40:52,542 --> 00:40:54,268 We just want you to stop gambling 597 00:40:54,292 --> 00:40:56,059 Don't worry, they'll be back 3 days later 598 00:40:56,083 --> 00:40:59,333 3 days? I can't go without it in 1 days 599 00:41:00,250 --> 00:41:01,309 Where are you going? 600 00:41:01,333 --> 00:41:03,559 I don't believe there's no boat here 601 00:41:03,583 --> 00:41:05,042 Anita! 602 00:41:06,167 --> 00:41:08,042 What a girl 603 00:41:38,583 --> 00:41:41,833 Face reality, sit down, eat up! 604 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:46,101 After this meal, will clarify it up with you 605 00:41:46,125 --> 00:41:48,101 Please give me one 606 00:41:48,125 --> 00:41:54,000 -Who do you think you are -Help yourself! 607 00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:02,101 Food is your essentine for me it's mah-jong 608 00:42:02,125 --> 00:42:04,851 Forbidding me to play, is like forbidding you to eat 609 00:42:04,875 --> 00:42:06,518 How does it feel? 610 00:42:06,542 --> 00:42:08,101 OK, we'll share it 611 00:42:08,125 --> 00:42:12,250 If you can go without mah-jong, I'll go without food 612 00:42:15,167 --> 00:42:18,875 But there's something you can't go without 613 00:42:26,125 --> 00:42:27,333 What is it? 614 00:42:30,292 --> 00:42:34,000 Now it's better psychologically 615 00:42:40,125 --> 00:42:42,601 It's no problem for me to go without food 616 00:42:42,625 --> 00:42:45,684 I'll have to see how you can make it 617 00:42:45,708 --> 00:42:51,250 Forget it, you can't go hungry for 3 days Come, have some! 618 00:42:54,792 --> 00:42:55,958 Have some! 619 00:42:58,583 --> 00:42:59,768 Delicious? 620 00:42:59,792 --> 00:43:04,042 After this, there's ham, egg sandwiches 621 00:43:04,792 --> 00:43:06,768 Have to get some strength 622 00:43:06,792 --> 00:43:10,500 I'll take care of you, don't worry Come on, eat it! 623 00:43:10,708 --> 00:43:13,768 Are you OK, how come you're so nice? 624 00:43:13,792 --> 00:43:18,976 Of course not, it's a trick now you've finished... 625 00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,583 See how you'll end up 626 00:43:22,542 --> 00:43:24,833 You wicked woman 627 00:43:25,583 --> 00:43:27,042 What is it? 628 00:43:27,583 --> 00:43:32,393 -The back -Roll on the ground, pretend to be dead 629 00:43:32,417 --> 00:43:36,101 I want to help, but I can't You said it, we can't touch each other 630 00:43:36,125 --> 00:43:40,792 It's better to keep to myself To keep a distance, isn't it? 631 00:43:42,667 --> 00:43:44,833 See how long you can laugh for 632 00:43:45,833 --> 00:43:49,083 What're you doing? Stop pulling 633 00:43:51,750 --> 00:43:53,684 Are you crazy? 634 00:43:53,708 --> 00:43:55,518 Yes, I'm. I've burnt your stuff 635 00:43:55,542 --> 00:43:57,226 see if you can find me a boat 636 00:43:57,250 --> 00:43:59,958 How could you do such a thing? 637 00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:22,143 Are you hungry? 638 00:44:22,167 --> 00:44:24,434 I've told you no boat, yet you don't believe it 639 00:44:24,458 --> 00:44:29,476 - Now you'll die of hunger make a will! - What's to be done now? 640 00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,875 Don't want to starve, follow me 641 00:44:33,667 --> 00:44:36,726 Over here a bit... 642 00:44:36,750 --> 00:44:40,934 Be move accurate... here 643 00:44:40,958 --> 00:44:42,768 Aim at it... 644 00:44:42,792 --> 00:44:45,434 How come you're so stupid? 645 00:44:45,458 --> 00:44:49,559 Come on, you're useless 646 00:44:49,583 --> 00:44:51,559 How come you're good at mah-jong only! 647 00:44:51,583 --> 00:44:55,143 It's different The cards are stable, fish isn't 648 00:44:55,167 --> 00:44:57,101 Come on, there! 649 00:44:57,125 --> 00:44:59,851 You're useless! 650 00:44:59,875 --> 00:45:02,208 See if you can do it 651 00:45:06,083 --> 00:45:08,518 -Lucky for you -of course 652 00:45:08,542 --> 00:45:10,684 ...Just passable -I'm lucky 653 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:12,458 Stopping being proud 654 00:45:13,958 --> 00:45:15,417 Missed it 655 00:45:17,917 --> 00:45:20,018 How sad, it's gone 656 00:45:20,042 --> 00:45:22,726 How is it? 657 00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:27,226 Alright, what now? 658 00:45:27,250 --> 00:45:29,167 What are you waiting for? 659 00:45:31,542 --> 00:45:34,226 - The fish... - Where? I'll catch it for you 660 00:45:34,250 --> 00:45:36,250 What do you want? 661 00:45:59,792 --> 00:46:01,768 It's a different fish! 662 00:46:01,792 --> 00:46:04,184 What's so funny! 663 00:46:04,208 --> 00:46:09,333 - Very different... - Here's a bite for you! 664 00:46:09,958 --> 00:46:15,708 -Damn. look what you've done -A duel! 665 00:46:17,333 --> 00:46:19,292 Smells nice! 666 00:46:22,417 --> 00:46:25,018 Don't drop it 667 00:46:25,042 --> 00:46:26,542 Stop it! 668 00:46:32,042 --> 00:46:34,518 Delicious even without salt 669 00:46:34,542 --> 00:46:36,226 My cooking could be even better 670 00:46:36,250 --> 00:46:41,542 Playing mah-jong and go fishing with me everyday Then I can do the cooking, alright? 671 00:46:41,917 --> 00:46:47,268 Anita, to be honest isn't it nice to spend life with the nature? 672 00:46:47,292 --> 00:46:49,018 Quite right! 673 00:46:49,042 --> 00:46:52,351 What'll happen if we don't return? 674 00:46:52,375 --> 00:46:55,059 -Trudedy -Why? You ain't a gambler 675 00:46:55,083 --> 00:46:58,018 -Rape on a deserted island -You dare? 676 00:46:58,042 --> 00:47:00,833 -I don't it's you I'm afraid of -Ha 677 00:47:01,125 --> 00:47:02,893 - Snake! - It's painful! 678 00:47:02,917 --> 00:47:03,769 I'm bitten by the snake 679 00:47:03,793 --> 00:47:05,434 -Let me see -It's true! 680 00:47:05,458 --> 00:47:06,227 Don't! 681 00:47:06,251 --> 00:47:09,458 Don't move, let me suck out the blood 682 00:47:20,500 --> 00:47:25,018 I do like you, but I won't embarrass you 683 00:47:25,042 --> 00:47:27,750 If it's not because of the bite. I won't do it? 684 00:47:32,042 --> 00:47:33,708 Why? 685 00:47:34,250 --> 00:47:38,601 - Well, I was bitten too! - What shall we do? 686 00:47:38,625 --> 00:47:41,226 -Let me suck out the blood too -Where? 687 00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:44,792 Here, let me suck it out 688 00:47:52,875 --> 00:47:58,726 - ls you hand alright? - Quite so, it's movable 689 00:47:58,750 --> 00:48:01,476 I don't to play mah-jong within next 2 days 690 00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:05,768 Really? 691 00:48:05,792 --> 00:48:08,143 Buy I do want to play it now Play mah-jong... 692 00:48:08,167 --> 00:48:09,559 Find something to do, 693 00:48:09,583 --> 00:48:11,726 - let's sing! - Singing? 694 00:48:11,750 --> 00:48:14,059 OK, mah-jong game... 695 00:48:14,083 --> 00:48:18,143 Stop it, sing another one! 696 00:48:18,167 --> 00:48:20,143 Circles, bamboos... 697 00:48:20,167 --> 00:48:25,792 Stop singing these mah-jong songs Let's go to sleep then! 698 00:48:26,292 --> 00:48:31,268 I'm so lonely... 699 00:48:31,292 --> 00:48:35,101 - Anita, are you really lonely? - What do you want? 700 00:48:35,125 --> 00:48:38,583 - You said it. - Stop talking my advantage 701 00:48:44,167 --> 00:48:47,000 Over the other side, don't come near 702 00:48:56,167 --> 00:48:58,875 Here they are, get up... 703 00:49:01,833 --> 00:49:03,708 - Hey! - Over here! 704 00:49:05,083 --> 00:49:06,143 How is it? You made it? 705 00:49:06,167 --> 00:49:10,226 Of course, look at her She's different now 706 00:49:10,250 --> 00:49:14,934 She's soft, caring, Considerate hates mah-jong, isn't right Anita? 707 00:49:14,958 --> 00:49:16,809 - You're great! - But are you lying to us? 708 00:49:16,833 --> 00:49:19,601 Why should I? 709 00:49:19,625 --> 00:49:20,833 Don't overact 710 00:49:22,167 --> 00:49:24,601 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 711 00:49:24,625 --> 00:49:27,434 -We're take you away -Stop peeping at me 712 00:49:27,458 --> 00:49:32,726 I told them the advantages of mah-jong 713 00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:34,893 -GO away! "Are YOU crazy?" 714 00:49:34,917 --> 00:49:37,893 We even learnt to play 5-men mah-jong 715 00:49:37,917 --> 00:49:38,685 5 men mah-jong? 716 00:49:38,709 --> 00:49:40,518 Anita, don't listen to them 717 00:49:40,542 --> 00:49:42,351 I just to know more about 718 00:49:42,375 --> 00:49:44,559 It's N, E, S, W, Winds and red dragon 719 00:49:44,583 --> 00:49:46,934 if one scores, the other 4 will carry on 720 00:49:46,958 --> 00:49:49,434 Whoever could guess the next winner will get the Jack pot 721 00:49:49,458 --> 00:49:50,144 It's exciting 722 00:49:50,168 --> 00:49:51,268 You... 723 00:49:51,292 --> 00:49:54,208 Stop worrying, I'll control myself 724 00:49:55,667 --> 00:49:56,477 Oh dear? 725 00:49:56,501 --> 00:49:58,476 Minimum score is 80 points, over 100 points per game 726 00:49:58,500 --> 00:50:00,143 Oh yes... 727 00:50:00,167 --> 00:50:02,143 -You can calculate such a complex sum -Anita! 728 00:50:02,167 --> 00:50:05,601 - I won't play! - But how can I desert them 729 00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:08,625 - Yes... - What? why are you trying me? 730 00:50:10,208 --> 00:50:13,351 Let me try, I won't play anymore if it's not enjoyable 731 00:50:13,375 --> 00:50:16,393 It's better to take a breath of fresh air here 732 00:50:16,417 --> 00:50:17,310 ...Yes -It's relaxing 733 00:50:17,334 --> 00:50:19,893 Right! We'll get the marine police when we leave 734 00:50:19,917 --> 00:50:23,750 - Right, bye! - Let's board, goodbye! 735 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,059 Be careful or you'll pay up 736 00:50:42,083 --> 00:50:44,143 Right, making us to pay up too 737 00:50:44,167 --> 00:50:47,500 - Poong! - I've scored, pay up 738 00:50:48,083 --> 00:50:53,226 What's wrong with you? You've ruined everything 739 00:50:53,250 --> 00:50:54,351 You've lost 20 rounds, let me! 740 00:50:54,375 --> 00:50:56,875 -I'll pour a cup of water -One for me too 741 00:50:59,000 --> 00:51:01,375 Damn lot, let me, 742 00:51:08,083 --> 00:51:11,333 Cover my head and place my revenge 743 00:51:23,417 --> 00:51:25,351 Using that? 744 00:51:25,375 --> 00:51:29,059 Hurry up please. Time is flying! 745 00:51:29,083 --> 00:51:31,559 -It's ridiculous to act like this -Right! 746 00:51:31,583 --> 00:51:34,500 - Cover it with a bin, silly! - My turn! 747 00:51:34,542 --> 00:51:35,833 Hurry UP! 748 00:51:38,375 --> 00:51:40,476 I wonder how he's getting on! 749 00:51:40,500 --> 00:51:41,851 I'm afraid the marine police can't locate him 750 00:51:41,875 --> 00:51:45,143 Who's so scaring? Is it because of him? 751 00:51:45,167 --> 00:51:47,393 I'm just afraid of paying up, white dragon 752 00:51:47,417 --> 00:51:51,875 -Poong, you're so unlucky -2 bamboos 753 00:51:52,292 --> 00:51:55,476 If I've the right card, you'll know... 754 00:51:55,500 --> 00:51:58,809 You're hopeless, letting this new guy winning you 755 00:51:58,833 --> 00:52:00,809 Where's the 3-time champion? 756 00:52:00,833 --> 00:52:02,934 It's his fault, for being so boring on the isle 757 00:52:02,958 --> 00:52:03,602 no practice whatsoever 758 00:52:03,626 --> 00:52:07,309 Taking you to the isle, he's unstable 759 00:52:07,333 --> 00:52:09,893 He swears when he was 3 760 00:52:09,917 --> 00:52:13,351 Read playboy at 5, and peeping tom at 10 761 00:52:13,375 --> 00:52:15,226 At 15, he... 762 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:19,542 -You're bad, no need for you to pay up -Right! 763 00:52:19,750 --> 00:52:22,726 If you win, I'll level with him 764 00:52:22,750 --> 00:52:23,976 Might as well rent one now 765 00:52:24,000 --> 00:52:26,934 Don't worry, take it easy! 766 00:52:26,958 --> 00:52:28,292 5 bamboos! 767 00:52:32,542 --> 00:52:36,059 Oh! I've got it, it's east 768 00:52:36,083 --> 00:52:38,893 - What is it? - East! 769 00:52:38,917 --> 00:52:42,601 Where's my card, who took it? 770 00:52:42,625 --> 00:52:44,976 Must be you! 771 00:52:45,000 --> 00:52:46,417 "'8 you?" 772 00:52:47,625 --> 00:52:49,393 I beg you please 773 00:52:49,417 --> 00:52:51,684 to leave these 144 devils 774 00:52:51,708 --> 00:52:54,934 I beg you to leave, she won a lot of our money 775 00:52:54,958 --> 00:52:57,393 She leaves, how can we get our money back? 776 00:52:57,417 --> 00:52:59,809 It's your fault! 777 00:52:59,833 --> 00:53:02,976 - What's wrong? Just entertaining? - Right! 778 00:53:03,000 --> 00:53:06,143 Really? I'll throw them out, see how can you go on? 779 00:53:06,167 --> 00:53:09,559 -We'll pick them back -Right! 780 00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:12,351 I'll swallow it then 781 00:53:12,375 --> 00:53:14,250 Hey... 782 00:53:22,083 --> 00:53:24,375 It's not easy to get this 783 00:53:26,458 --> 00:53:29,559 - Are you OK? - You nuts, how can you swallow it! 784 00:53:29,583 --> 00:53:32,768 Told you to play Taiwanese mah-jong They're smaller, will be easier to swallow 785 00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:34,143 Why are you treating me like this 786 00:53:34,167 --> 00:53:37,726 Stop arguing, won't do your throat any good nor for the ears 787 00:53:37,750 --> 00:53:42,184 I'm sorry, I really enjoy mah-jong games of course not when you're with me 788 00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:44,184 But you can't watch me for 24 hours 789 00:53:44,208 --> 00:53:45,393 Why not? 790 00:53:45,417 --> 00:53:47,768 ...She has to jog each morning -I'll keep her company 791 00:53:47,792 --> 00:53:49,851 -She has to have snack each right -I'll keep her company 792 00:53:49,875 --> 00:53:52,601 -She has to do facial every week -Go with her 793 00:53:52,625 --> 00:53:56,667 -She has her monthly inconvenience -Be inconvenient with her 794 00:54:00,458 --> 00:54:02,833 Wake up, get up, 795 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:19,792 Sleeping pills 796 00:56:32,833 --> 00:56:34,375 How tiring! 797 00:56:38,083 --> 00:56:40,559 - Hey! - Anita? 798 00:56:40,583 --> 00:56:43,018 I can't sleep, come over now 799 00:56:43,042 --> 00:56:47,893 I was with you from today already and watched m/n show too 800 00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:50,643 Could you give a chance to rest 801 00:56:50,667 --> 00:56:53,018 Are you coming over or not? 802 00:56:53,042 --> 00:56:55,667 OK, I'll come 803 00:57:05,458 --> 00:57:07,101 What are you doing? 804 00:57:07,125 --> 00:57:09,601 He gave us$50, asking us to hit him 805 00:57:09,625 --> 00:57:10,519 Hit him? 806 00:57:10,543 --> 00:57:14,143 He took the sleeping pills and told us to keep him awake 807 00:57:14,167 --> 00:57:17,583 or else he can't communicate with his girlfriend 808 00:57:20,333 --> 00:57:22,559 Anita, here you are 809 00:57:22,583 --> 00:57:26,684 - Look at you, half dead, go back home! - Don't worry, I'll take some coffee 810 00:57:26,708 --> 00:57:29,500 This isn't yours, put it down! 811 00:57:30,250 --> 00:57:31,792 Sit down first 812 00:57:33,667 --> 00:57:36,559 I didn't think you have patience on me 813 00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:39,684 I realize my interest on mah-jong is lessened 814 00:57:39,708 --> 00:57:42,792 Let's cheers 815 00:57:43,917 --> 00:57:45,851 How careless, I'll get a cloth 816 00:57:45,875 --> 00:57:47,434 No need, I'll go 817 00:57:47,458 --> 00:57:53,375 Anita, I love you, shall we get married? 818 00:57:55,875 --> 00:57:57,934 Sorry Miss, he's not well 819 00:57:57,958 --> 00:57:59,851 He's slightly insane, leave him 820 00:57:59,875 --> 00:58:04,417 It's you who's insane You can't find such a man in your life 821 00:58:11,250 --> 00:58:11,977 I haven't ordered anything 822 00:58:12,001 --> 00:58:15,018 He did, he said to serve it when you arrive 823 00:58:15,042 --> 00:58:17,750 He's too tired, couldn't join you 824 00:58:34,583 --> 00:58:35,750 What's the matter? 825 00:58:37,042 --> 00:58:39,976 What're you doing? Are you sane? 826 00:58:40,000 --> 00:58:44,143 From now on, I won't touch mah-jong I'll do aerobics, lead a healthy life 827 00:58:44,167 --> 00:58:49,167 You won't succeed, let me show you this 828 00:58:52,417 --> 00:58:53,476 Sis, how come you've the cassettes? 829 00:58:53,500 --> 00:58:56,268 I recorded them while you played mah-jong 830 00:58:56,292 --> 00:58:58,976 Put them away, it's unbearable 831 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:02,184 Really? Let's replay for your recollection 832 00:59:02,208 --> 00:59:05,708 If you pass this, you'll succeed 833 00:59:11,167 --> 00:59:19,167 It's so unbearable tonight. Mah-jong again? 834 00:59:24,625 --> 00:59:28,059 -One more, two more -A bad hand, bad luck 835 00:59:28,083 --> 00:59:31,476 -Be careful of your opponents -3 more 68 circles 836 00:59:31,500 --> 00:59:36,059 Need the middle card, got 7 cirles Four more, once again 837 00:59:36,083 --> 00:59:39,643 one more, two more, 7 flowers at one go 838 00:59:39,667 --> 00:59:44,934 Another flowers, 2 sets, I've won Three move, not bad 839 00:59:44,958 --> 00:59:49,042 Forget it. Hey! 840 00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:54,208 Taxi! 841 00:59:54,708 --> 00:59:56,434 Hey! I've got it first 842 00:59:56,458 --> 00:59:58,250 Damn you! 843 01:00:00,208 --> 01:00:01,708 Hey! 844 01:00:07,083 --> 01:00:11,684 Listen to me 845 01:00:11,708 --> 01:00:14,809 -I really haven't played mah-jong -What was it that I heard just now? 846 01:00:14,833 --> 01:00:19,167 Go up with me and see for yourself 847 01:00:21,125 --> 01:00:25,268 Come on This can teats my sis determination 848 01:00:25,292 --> 01:00:27,559 Alright, we got it 849 01:00:27,583 --> 01:00:28,893 Is it really a recording? 850 01:00:28,917 --> 01:00:33,292 -Of course, it's an expensive Hi Fi -Listen! 851 01:00:36,167 --> 01:00:37,351 Just like a real game! 852 01:00:37,375 --> 01:00:39,059 Sis, how come it's like this? 853 01:00:39,083 --> 01:00:41,268 This is to test your determination 854 01:00:41,292 --> 01:00:42,958 You herd it now 855 01:00:43,542 --> 01:00:47,268 You're really playing, why did you lie? 856 01:00:47,292 --> 01:00:51,000 If she's playing, she wouldn't have asked me to go up 857 01:00:51,958 --> 01:00:55,393 Anita, let's go and explain to him 858 01:00:55,417 --> 01:01:00,083 No, he'll know sooner or later 859 01:01:00,583 --> 01:01:02,518 Shall we leave? 860 01:01:02,542 --> 01:01:04,101 No, continue! 861 01:01:04,125 --> 01:01:05,559 Anita, I'll for you for a while 862 01:01:05,583 --> 01:01:07,351 No, I don't to touch them 863 01:01:07,375 --> 01:01:10,143 Come on, just I game 864 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:11,684 No! 865 01:01:11,708 --> 01:01:13,643 Don't force her 866 01:01:13,667 --> 01:01:17,101 - OK, how about just piling them? - Right 867 01:01:17,125 --> 01:01:19,601 OK, I've to go the toilet first 868 01:01:19,625 --> 01:01:21,958 - Alright! - Thanks! 869 01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,333 -I'll buy you lot something to eat -OK! 870 01:01:31,458 --> 01:01:32,542 Thanks! 871 01:01:33,250 --> 01:01:35,268 -Here he is -Oh! I've got it, it's east 872 01:01:35,292 --> 01:01:36,625 Oh no! 873 01:01:39,125 --> 01:01:40,268 I really didn't play 874 01:01:40,292 --> 01:01:42,268 No, you haven't you really haven't 875 01:01:42,292 --> 01:01:43,269 I'm just piling them for someone 876 01:01:43,293 --> 01:01:46,518 You prefer mah-jong than I mah-jong is more important than I? 877 01:01:46,542 --> 01:01:49,351 You don't mah-jong, nor I That means mah-jong is more important 878 01:01:49,375 --> 01:01:52,226 Right, I don't like you to play Why do you have to play? 879 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:55,559 It's a nice game If you lose, will you stop playing? 880 01:01:55,583 --> 01:01:58,851 I'm a 3-time champion, I won't lose 881 01:01:58,875 --> 01:01:59,644 What if I beat you and win? 882 01:01:59,668 --> 01:02:01,934 You win? OK, whatever you say 883 01:02:01,958 --> 01:02:04,101 Stop playing mah-jong 884 01:02:04,125 --> 01:02:06,250 Let's agree on it 885 01:02:08,208 --> 01:02:11,434 There're rules to play mah-jong 886 01:02:11,458 --> 01:02:13,934 - What are the don't? - Don't play when you're sick 887 01:02:13,958 --> 01:02:17,958 You've no cash. You've bad opponents 888 01:02:18,833 --> 01:02:20,184 What's the precautions? 889 01:02:20,208 --> 01:02:22,309 You'll lose if you've shaved, bathed or a cold 890 01:02:22,333 --> 01:02:27,559 or if you've argued, fought or hurt mixed with women 891 01:02:27,583 --> 01:02:31,684 Teacher, if you don't teach him he'll lose Anita 892 01:02:31,708 --> 01:02:34,393 You know my rules 893 01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:38,643 It's vital to have good reflex and memory 894 01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:41,768 Now to test your sight and memory 895 01:02:41,792 --> 01:02:45,559 If you pass, I'll be your teacher 896 01:02:45,583 --> 01:02:47,750 No problem 897 01:02:47,917 --> 01:02:50,268 Bobo, show him 898 01:02:50,292 --> 01:02:53,917 6 bamboos, 8 characters, green dragon, 7 circles 899 01:02:54,500 --> 01:02:56,375 It's a trick! 900 01:02:58,292 --> 01:03:00,809 Your turn now 901 01:03:00,833 --> 01:03:05,309 - 9 and 5 characters, white dragon... - It's enough! 902 01:03:05,333 --> 01:03:08,917 Bobo, Bobo, stand behind me 903 01:03:11,250 --> 01:03:16,625 If you fail, you can't be my student 904 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:23,500 7 circles, 4 bamboos, 9 characters 905 01:03:25,500 --> 01:03:28,143 9 and 5 characters, white dragon, 2 bamboos... 906 01:03:28,167 --> 01:03:30,809 7 bamboos, I character... 907 01:03:30,833 --> 01:03:33,684 6, 4 circles, w, right? 908 01:03:33,708 --> 01:03:38,976 Not bad, you've. Potentials, right? 909 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:41,875 - Right! - Thanks! Teacher! 910 01:03:42,542 --> 01:03:46,018 You've to stay here for 6 months You can't leave 911 01:03:46,042 --> 01:03:48,518 What, here for 6 months? 912 01:03:48,542 --> 01:03:53,309 This period is only for basic theory Another 3, 5, 7 years practice 913 01:03:53,333 --> 01:03:55,518 before you reach the highest point 914 01:03:55,542 --> 01:03:57,851 Any crash course, say a week? 915 01:03:57,875 --> 01:04:03,393 It's a different art to learn except cheating 916 01:04:03,417 --> 01:04:04,667 Cheating? 917 01:04:07,667 --> 01:04:12,268 The theory is to communicate between 2 men 918 01:04:12,292 --> 01:04:15,917 there're many alternatives One man to attack, the other defend 919 01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:18,583 first learn to shuffle and pile 920 01:04:19,500 --> 01:04:21,893 This is called weaving 921 01:04:21,917 --> 01:04:25,667 Place well the cards you want 922 01:04:27,375 --> 01:04:30,458 throw the dice in multiples of 5 & you'll get your cards 923 01:04:36,583 --> 01:04:39,434 What if your cards are with your opponent? 924 01:04:39,458 --> 01:04:42,292 Then reshuffle them 925 01:04:46,792 --> 01:04:48,417 watch carefully 926 01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:55,976 If they ruin your cards, isn't it a waste? 927 01:04:56,000 --> 01:04:58,934 Then you've to see what you've got 928 01:04:58,958 --> 01:04:59,602 HOW? 929 01:04:59,626 --> 01:05:03,976 Do a mirror technique while piling Like at the lower ones, the next upper ones 930 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:06,351 that's why, good eyesight and memory 931 01:05:06,375 --> 01:05:08,750 There's one more technique 932 01:05:11,542 --> 01:05:13,643 If you see others cards thrown out 933 01:05:13,667 --> 01:05:16,958 And you want them, do this 934 01:05:17,458 --> 01:05:19,476 This is a funny one 935 01:05:19,500 --> 01:05:23,476 -It's only a part of the defense -This is easy 936 01:05:23,500 --> 01:05:25,559 Let's see how you do it 937 01:05:25,583 --> 01:05:26,667 Me? 938 01:05:36,292 --> 01:05:37,726 Not with the upper ones, try the other 939 01:05:37,750 --> 01:05:39,208 No need 940 01:05:40,000 --> 01:05:42,643 Mah-jong needs, a lot of practise 941 01:05:42,667 --> 01:05:46,875 if you want to reach my standard I've to find a new teaching method 942 01:05:51,042 --> 01:05:54,643 -So slow, it's pointless -What is it? 943 01:05:54,667 --> 01:05:57,393 -Red dragon -Who threw red dragon, Poong! 944 01:05:57,417 --> 01:06:01,000 -3 characters -wait... 945 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:05,601 - Who threw out 7 circles? - The same suit 946 01:06:05,625 --> 01:06:09,018 -7 characters -7 characters, it's all characters 947 01:06:09,042 --> 01:06:14,351 -4 bamboos, -1, 4 bamboos with all dragons 948 01:06:14,375 --> 01:06:16,393 -I've won -Hold on, me first! 949 01:06:16,417 --> 01:06:20,292 You can't, it's an unique suit 950 01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:30,226 -can't go against as you've promised -Don't lose 951 01:06:30,250 --> 01:06:33,143 I'll do as I've said, so will you 952 01:06:33,167 --> 01:06:35,375 Of course 953 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:47,518 You've been to the toilet, changed your seat And you're still losing? 954 01:06:47,542 --> 01:06:49,476 We haven't finished, right? 955 01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:52,167 It's useless, 956 01:06:53,667 --> 01:06:54,352 You've cheated 957 01:06:54,376 --> 01:06:55,851 - Me? - Count 958 01:06:55,875 --> 01:06:57,393 Count the cards... 959 01:06:57,417 --> 01:06:58,185 Count them 960 01:06:58,209 --> 01:07:00,476 Cheating? 961 01:07:00,500 --> 01:07:02,292 What? Peeping at the cards? 962 01:07:04,125 --> 01:07:07,917 No, only going round the toilet for luck 963 01:07:08,375 --> 01:07:09,833 Here's my luck! 964 01:07:10,958 --> 01:07:12,476 This is a good set 965 01:07:12,500 --> 01:07:15,500 Let me count my winnings 966 01:07:18,000 --> 01:07:19,542 4 characters 967 01:07:19,708 --> 01:07:23,833 Let me go against you 968 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:28,518 8 circles, still being proud? 969 01:07:28,542 --> 01:07:32,375 -Good card every time -Just a coincidence 970 01:07:33,500 --> 01:07:34,435 It's 8 circles again 971 01:07:34,459 --> 01:07:36,542 It's a tight game 972 01:07:37,875 --> 01:07:39,292 What is it? 973 01:07:41,625 --> 01:07:43,018 Stop cheating! 974 01:07:43,042 --> 01:07:44,667 Couldn't be! 975 01:07:45,167 --> 01:07:48,708 It's on your side How careless, I'll get a cloth 976 01:07:57,958 --> 01:08:00,351 How come you've so few cards? 977 01:08:00,375 --> 01:08:02,684 - Card! - A few less 978 01:08:02,708 --> 01:08:04,518 you've a card less 979 01:08:04,542 --> 01:08:06,226 I've got it here! 980 01:08:06,250 --> 01:08:08,059 - Stand up... - Don't fool around, stand up! 981 01:08:08,083 --> 01:08:10,934 Come on... Said I was fooling 982 01:08:10,958 --> 01:08:12,958 Stop it, it's my turn 983 01:08:14,292 --> 01:08:20,375 Luck is with me, I win again. Pay up! 984 01:08:22,708 --> 01:08:26,226 It's my turn to win again this hand 985 01:08:26,250 --> 01:08:31,851 No, I've got all the circles suit Let's see which one you throw 9 bamboos 986 01:08:31,875 --> 01:08:32,726 Hey, your turn 987 01:08:32,750 --> 01:08:33,750 7 characters, 988 01:08:35,167 --> 01:08:39,601 Another circle, what a pity 989 01:08:39,625 --> 01:08:42,375 Luck's on my side 990 01:08:46,000 --> 01:08:48,893 Who threw at me? 991 01:08:48,917 --> 01:08:49,852 No, it isn't! 992 01:08:49,876 --> 01:08:51,500 What are you doing? 993 01:08:51,708 --> 01:08:54,018 Something was thrown at me 994 01:08:54,042 --> 01:08:57,292 -9 bamboos -North 995 01:08:57,583 --> 01:09:01,833 - I character -Circles again, I'll throw north 996 01:09:02,167 --> 01:09:03,583 What is it? 997 01:09:04,333 --> 01:09:07,250 -Just stretching -What a nuisance 998 01:09:08,625 --> 01:09:12,393 I've done it again 999 01:09:12,417 --> 01:09:16,042 I just don't the score of this hand 1000 01:09:18,458 --> 01:09:21,476 -Change -Help yourself! 1001 01:09:21,500 --> 01:09:24,083 Let's take a photo 1002 01:09:25,833 --> 01:09:27,393 Why so proud when you've won a few hands 1003 01:09:27,417 --> 01:09:30,226 You might lose more than you win 1004 01:09:30,250 --> 01:09:32,559 Luck is still on my side 1005 01:09:32,583 --> 01:09:35,375 Why so happy, you lost too! 1006 01:09:38,917 --> 01:09:42,042 How can we shuffle them like this? Right, take them off! 1007 01:09:43,333 --> 01:09:45,583 What's wrong? Just entertaining? 1008 01:09:46,000 --> 01:09:48,500 What? Are you crazy? 1009 01:10:00,500 --> 01:10:02,434 - Taking another card'? - It's my turn 1010 01:10:02,458 --> 01:10:04,351 - Poong“. - Put it down! 1011 01:10:04,375 --> 01:10:05,851 It's Bobo's turn 1012 01:10:05,875 --> 01:10:07,893 - One circle! - Put it down... Poong! 1013 01:10:07,917 --> 01:10:09,393 -It's me now -7 characters! 1014 01:10:09,417 --> 01:10:11,851 - Poong! - Not your turn yet, put it down! 1015 01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:14,768 It's Bobo's turn 1016 01:10:14,792 --> 01:10:19,434 5 circles, I've to Kong, an extra point 1017 01:10:19,458 --> 01:10:21,792 Will there be luck? 1018 01:10:22,792 --> 01:10:24,125 1 circle 1019 01:10:24,792 --> 01:10:26,000 8 characters! 1020 01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:32,644 2 circles! 1021 01:10:32,668 --> 01:10:36,476 -What a coincidence. I want it -It's your turn, 1022 01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:38,309 better to take a card... 1023 01:10:38,333 --> 01:10:40,809 - What's your business? - Go on! 1024 01:10:40,833 --> 01:10:41,851 OK, I'll take one 1025 01:10:41,875 --> 01:10:46,059 You're right, I've got 5 circles 1026 01:10:46,083 --> 01:10:49,500 thought there's no chance to win but yet, I've got the 5th CARD 1027 01:10:52,917 --> 01:10:55,226 The 5th 5 circles 1028 01:10:55,250 --> 01:10:57,684 How come there are 5 cards? 1029 01:10:57,708 --> 01:11:01,292 Ridiculous, someone's cheating! 1030 01:11:04,958 --> 01:11:08,434 Anita, I didn't mean it, forgive me! 1031 01:11:08,458 --> 01:11:12,750 You should say you're sorry 1032 01:11:13,917 --> 01:11:14,810 I’m sorry! 1033 01:11:14,834 --> 01:11:17,018 -Not to me! To her -To her! 1034 01:11:17,042 --> 01:11:23,042 -Just pour her a cup of tea -No! Soft drink will do 1035 01:11:25,042 --> 01:11:26,667 Apologize, go on! 1036 01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,893 With 2 hands, Kneel! 1037 01:11:33,917 --> 01:11:35,726 You can't kneel, bending will do 1038 01:11:35,750 --> 01:11:39,583 -Can't kneel, then bend -OK, we won't look 1039 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,018 Come on! 1040 01:11:41,042 --> 01:11:45,809 Are you making fan of me? I lost today, let's play again some day 1041 01:11:45,833 --> 01:11:47,309 If you don't drink I'll 1042 01:11:47,333 --> 01:11:49,184 Who'll play with me! 1043 01:11:49,208 --> 01:11:53,768 Right, you tricked us, I don't trust you Let's go! 1044 01:11:53,792 --> 01:11:56,458 - What's to be done? - ignore them! 1045 01:11:57,458 --> 01:12:03,226 4 more paces and they'll be gone, 3,2, 1 1046 01:12:03,250 --> 01:12:04,583 - What's to be done? - Ignore him 1047 01:12:06,125 --> 01:12:07,333 Anita! 1048 01:12:08,083 --> 01:12:11,143 Slow down, he'll follow you 1049 01:12:11,167 --> 01:12:13,851 I know, he can catch up 1050 01:12:13,875 --> 01:12:15,684 Antia! 1051 01:12:15,708 --> 01:12:20,018 - He's here, faster... - Anita! 1052 01:12:20,042 --> 01:12:24,167 - Here! - Anita... 1053 01:12:27,208 --> 01:12:31,875 Stay away, Anita 1054 01:12:32,542 --> 01:12:34,726 -He cried out so pitingly -Right! 1055 01:12:34,750 --> 01:12:36,750 Go away! 1056 01:12:39,833 --> 01:12:42,393 Anita, go away! 1057 01:12:42,417 --> 01:12:44,000 Anita! 1058 01:12:54,375 --> 01:12:58,208 Anita! 1059 01:12:59,292 --> 01:13:02,893 You shouldn've apologized then 1060 01:13:02,917 --> 01:13:06,476 Only real feelings show in crisis If you're crashed, I'll be so lonely 1061 01:13:06,500 --> 01:13:10,184 -Who's her family, you can see her now -I am! 1062 01:13:10,208 --> 01:13:15,542 Are you? You're a criminal now confess at the door 1063 01:13:19,250 --> 01:13:22,768 Are you OK? Your legs? 1064 01:13:22,792 --> 01:13:24,917 In here, silly! 1065 01:13:25,542 --> 01:13:27,976 Where's Tallie? 1066 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,143 We won't let him in, or we'll in trouble 1067 01:13:30,167 --> 01:13:33,643 Don't say this, he's not a bad guy 1068 01:13:33,667 --> 01:13:37,851 Only a bit chauvinistic, he's a considerate man 1069 01:13:37,875 --> 01:13:40,351 Have you gone med? 1070 01:13:40,375 --> 01:13:45,684 No, mah-jong is an entertainment 1071 01:13:45,708 --> 01:13:49,101 But I've got my pride The more he rejects it, the more I play 1072 01:13:49,125 --> 01:13:51,726 If he angry with me, I might not play 1073 01:13:51,750 --> 01:13:54,643 Want him to ask you to play? It's easy! 1074 01:13:54,667 --> 01:13:56,375 We Will... 1075 01:13:58,042 --> 01:14:02,851 - No sound, is she dead? - Of course not! 1076 01:14:02,875 --> 01:14:05,518 Oh no, Anita has amnesia 1077 01:14:05,542 --> 01:14:07,268 Come! 1078 01:14:07,292 --> 01:14:11,351 Good, she can't play ever again. That's great 1079 01:14:11,375 --> 01:14:14,792 -She might forget you too -That's true! 1080 01:14:15,833 --> 01:14:17,417 Over there! 1081 01:14:18,500 --> 01:14:22,684 Anita, do you know who I am? 1082 01:14:22,708 --> 01:14:26,042 Tallie... 1083 01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:31,184 She's fine, what amnesia! 1084 01:14:31,208 --> 01:14:33,934 You're tasty... 1085 01:14:33,958 --> 01:14:37,934 She thinks you're a drink, call you watsons! 1086 01:14:37,958 --> 01:14:40,518 Watsons? You! 1087 01:14:40,542 --> 01:14:44,268 No, he's watsons, I'm Tallis! 1088 01:14:44,292 --> 01:14:46,184 You're watsons, he's Tallie 1089 01:14:46,208 --> 01:14:48,768 I'm Tallie, not he! 1090 01:14:48,792 --> 01:14:50,643 He's Tallie, you're watsons! 1091 01:14:50,667 --> 01:14:53,559 - Watsons, Tallie! - Watsons, Tallie! 1092 01:14:53,583 --> 01:14:54,934 - Tallie, Watsons! - Tallie, watsons! 1093 01:14:54,958 --> 01:14:58,851 Tallie, watsons, no, watsons, Tallie! 1094 01:14:58,875 --> 01:15:01,226 - Watsons, Tallie! - No! Tallie! 1095 01:15:01,250 --> 01:15:04,018 Give me back Tallie... 1096 01:15:04,042 --> 01:15:07,292 Right, I'm watsons... 1097 01:15:08,208 --> 01:15:12,226 - How come she's like this? - I ain't the doctor, how would I know? 1098 01:15:12,250 --> 01:15:13,292 I'll find the doctor 1099 01:15:18,000 --> 01:15:22,042 You're a fake, I'll tell Tallie 1100 01:15:22,083 --> 01:15:24,684 -If you do, we'll go separate ways -Right! 1101 01:15:24,708 --> 01:15:26,976 I will, I ain't your boyfriend 1102 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:31,750 - You will? - No! 1103 01:15:34,792 --> 01:15:36,708 Where's the doctor? 1104 01:15:37,875 --> 01:15:40,167 Here's Tallie 1105 01:15:42,500 --> 01:15:44,893 Can't find the doctor 1106 01:15:44,917 --> 01:15:47,434 -He's here just now -Really? What did he say? 1107 01:15:47,458 --> 01:15:50,559 He said she should take an injection 1108 01:15:50,583 --> 01:15:54,976 If there's something to excite her She might remember 1109 01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,684 - What does she like most? - She likes me most 1110 01:15:57,708 --> 01:15:59,458 Really? 1111 01:16:01,583 --> 01:16:03,542 She likes to play mah-jong best 1112 01:16:05,542 --> 01:16:07,018 Anita, let's play mah-jong 1113 01:16:07,042 --> 01:16:12,268 No, it's boring, I want my boyfriend 1114 01:16:12,292 --> 01:16:14,476 I'm your boyfriend 1115 01:16:14,500 --> 01:16:19,518 No, you aren't you're watsons! I want to find my boyfriend 1116 01:16:19,542 --> 01:16:23,559 Men aren't good, playing mah-jong is good 1117 01:16:23,583 --> 01:16:25,809 it's meaningless for woman not play, isn't it? 1118 01:16:25,833 --> 01:16:26,477 Let's play! 1119 01:16:26,501 --> 01:16:29,559 Mah-jong is to kill time, woman needs a man 1120 01:16:29,583 --> 01:16:30,269 Right! 1121 01:16:30,293 --> 01:16:34,143 This is only an imagination 1122 01:16:34,167 --> 01:16:37,476 Well, mah-jong is better than men 1123 01:16:37,500 --> 01:16:38,726 Men've only 4 moods, 1124 01:16:38,750 --> 01:16:42,184 but mah-jong is different 1125 01:16:42,208 --> 01:16:46,851 excluding flowers, there're 36 characters 1126 01:16:46,875 --> 01:16:48,893 No, mah-jong is non-living, 1127 01:16:48,917 --> 01:16:51,018 but man is alive, how can you mix the 2? 1128 01:16:51,042 --> 01:16:52,893 Right, how can you? 1129 01:16:52,917 --> 01:16:55,976 You can sleep with a monkey, it's living too 1130 01:16:56,000 --> 01:16:59,976 Woman needs security, mah-jong offers it 1131 01:17:00,000 --> 01:17:01,268 A few hundred dollars for 1 set 1132 01:17:01,292 --> 01:17:04,143 it's reliable to play from 17-70 years old 1133 01:17:04,167 --> 01:17:09,601 Man is different, if you meet a bad one, it's rather to die than to live 1134 01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:10,144 Let's play» 1135 01:17:10,168 --> 01:17:12,476 How come you act like a dice? 1136 01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:16,101 Oh no, dice can play at every game Man forget it! 1137 01:17:16,125 --> 01:17:17,125 Why? 1138 01:17:17,792 --> 01:17:20,184 He'll dump you if he doesn't like you No flowers 1139 01:17:20,208 --> 01:17:24,643 Who oppose to such a healthy game? The opposer's an idiot! 1140 01:17:24,667 --> 01:17:26,809 - Who is it! - He is 1141 01:17:26,833 --> 01:17:28,309 You object it? 1142 01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:33,101 Right I'm, but not, now, let's play... 1143 01:17:33,125 --> 01:17:34,893 It's $100 for an hour 1144 01:17:34,917 --> 01:17:38,059 So expensive, I want play 1145 01:17:38,083 --> 01:17:42,559 It's not expensive, come on Anita... 1146 01:17:42,583 --> 01:17:46,559 What a pity that I can't say anything 1147 01:17:46,583 --> 01:17:48,559 - So not playing? - Let's not play it anymore 1148 01:17:48,583 --> 01:17:52,208 No... Come on... let's continue... 1149 01:17:53,375 --> 01:17:56,184 Come, Anita, 1150 01:17:56,208 --> 01:17:57,309 Told you I won't 1151 01:17:57,333 --> 01:18:00,309 It's easy, easier than singing a song 1152 01:18:00,333 --> 01:18:02,458 Sing a song for me then 1153 01:18:03,583 --> 01:18:07,976 Not now, I can only sing to you alone Let's play. 1154 01:18:08,000 --> 01:18:11,643 -If you won't sing, I won't play -Come on, play 1155 01:18:11,667 --> 01:18:15,434 Tallie, it's only a few of us, please sing 1156 01:18:15,458 --> 01:18:19,351 - Right... - Look, no others 1157 01:18:19,375 --> 01:18:22,184 - Sing... - Only us 1158 01:18:22,208 --> 01:18:26,542 Really no others? When I finish, you play 1159 01:18:33,667 --> 01:18:35,375 Testing... 1160 01:18:36,667 --> 01:18:43,184 A unexplainable riddle in my hear 1161 01:18:43,208 --> 01:18:47,958 Is it OK? Good? 1162 01:18:48,708 --> 01:18:54,958 A unexplainable riddle in my heart 1163 01:18:56,375 --> 01:18:58,101 This riddle... 1164 01:18:58,125 --> 01:19:01,958 Where's your stage performance? 1165 01:19:02,875 --> 01:19:07,559 This trap I've encountered 1166 01:19:07,583 --> 01:19:13,518 I fell in a trap, with you on the outside 1167 01:19:13,542 --> 01:19:16,518 Hate... Love... 1168 01:19:16,542 --> 01:19:19,458 Testing... one... two... three... four 1169 01:19:25,542 --> 01:19:28,434 Testing... one, two, three, four 1170 01:19:28,458 --> 01:19:30,875 The mic broke down 1171 01:19:32,958 --> 01:19:34,726 - Anita! - Catch up with them 1172 01:19:34,750 --> 01:19:37,667 -They're down-stairs playing game machines -What? 1173 01:19:41,792 --> 01:19:45,083 He's out, aim at him... 1174 01:19:47,500 --> 01:19:50,042 - Here's him! - Coming! 1175 01:19:54,333 --> 01:19:57,101 What's going on? How come you're here? 1176 01:19:57,125 --> 01:20:00,226 She wants to play with guns, so I'm with her 1177 01:20:00,250 --> 01:20:02,875 Right, she wants to play 1178 01:20:07,958 --> 01:20:10,393 Not with guns, let's play mah-jong! 1179 01:20:10,417 --> 01:20:13,625 Right, you had enough! 1180 01:20:14,875 --> 01:20:17,809 Anita, what're you waiting for? 1181 01:20:17,833 --> 01:20:22,458 If you want to, let's continue Let's go over there, forget about them 1182 01:20:23,417 --> 01:20:24,917 Let's 1183 01:20:26,750 --> 01:20:28,934 As long as you're happy, Anita 1184 01:20:28,958 --> 01:20:30,809 It's a world of two 1185 01:20:30,833 --> 01:20:34,208 Ready, when the clown's out, aim at him 1186 01:20:34,542 --> 01:20:38,143 - Watsons! - He's here, aim at him, bang... 1187 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:40,434 Oh dear? Useless now 1188 01:20:40,458 --> 01:20:43,434 - Watsons! - I know, swap another one 1189 01:20:43,458 --> 01:20:44,976 Watsons! 1190 01:20:45,000 --> 01:20:48,518 Anita, don't be soft, have fun first 1191 01:20:48,542 --> 01:20:51,684 Why fool around with someone's boyfriend? 1192 01:20:51,708 --> 01:20:55,559 Just because he's someone's boyfriend You can't fool your own boyfriend 1193 01:20:55,583 --> 01:20:57,458 Right, I agree! 1194 01:21:11,250 --> 01:21:12,792 Don't move 1195 01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:15,917 Take out all the money 1196 01:21:16,417 --> 01:21:19,143 Miss, this gun is rained, give me a new one 1197 01:21:19,167 --> 01:21:20,667 Thanks! 1198 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:25,667 Pal, your gun's ruined too? Ridiculous, it's not working 1199 01:21:28,167 --> 01:21:32,018 So your's a fake too, robbery... Take out a real one... 1200 01:21:32,042 --> 01:21:38,583 Robbery... 1201 01:21:49,333 --> 01:21:51,875 Anita, pick up the gun 1202 01:22:11,208 --> 01:22:12,185 Freeze! 1203 01:22:12,209 --> 01:22:14,583 Don't move! 1204 01:22:15,042 --> 01:22:19,708 -He's taken hostage -Hurry save him 1205 01:22:20,417 --> 01:22:22,476 Tell him to release him or I'll shoot 1206 01:22:22,500 --> 01:22:25,417 Release him or I'll shoot him 1207 01:22:26,500 --> 01:22:27,893 I won't 1208 01:22:27,917 --> 01:22:31,768 If you don't let my friend go, I'll kill him 1209 01:22:31,792 --> 01:22:33,684 I'll shoot him too 1210 01:22:33,708 --> 01:22:37,333 Your gun might be a fake one 1211 01:22:38,083 --> 01:22:39,351 Haven't you marked it? 1212 01:22:39,375 --> 01:22:42,958 Yes, with a X on the bullet 1213 01:22:43,125 --> 01:22:45,143 I should X you first 1214 01:22:45,167 --> 01:22:50,643 I've an inspiration with this gun It's 90% genuine, release him and surrender 1215 01:22:50,667 --> 01:22:52,934 If your real, mine's fake 1216 01:22:52,958 --> 01:22:55,643 -Let's find a target -No, he is inspired? 1217 01:22:55,667 --> 01:22:59,708 Inspirations shouldn't have lost last night then 1218 01:23:00,375 --> 01:23:03,250 Someone's being robbed 1219 01:23:05,000 --> 01:23:07,601 They are armed 1220 01:23:07,625 --> 01:23:09,976 - Ready to fire! - No, they have my friend inside 1221 01:23:10,000 --> 01:23:11,559 - Your friend's a robber? - No... 1222 01:23:11,583 --> 01:23:12,684 What's going on? 1223 01:23:12,708 --> 01:23:15,559 It's like this Don't start with the scene 3 months ago 1224 01:23:15,583 --> 01:23:18,476 Start on the day you're born then! Let me tell you 1225 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:24,018 It's simple, there thieves non-thieves inside the non-thieves are my friends 1226 01:23:24,042 --> 01:23:28,351 But one of the hostages is not a thief, but is my friend 1227 01:23:28,375 --> 01:23:31,059 The other hostage isn't my Pal is a thief 1228 01:23:31,083 --> 01:23:35,018 But luckily the one with the gun is my Pal 1229 01:23:35,042 --> 01:23:38,476 unluckily the other one isn't 1230 01:23:38,500 --> 01:23:40,101 Could you be a bit clear? 1231 01:23:40,125 --> 01:23:43,101 Really, it all began 3 months ago on the beach 1232 01:23:43,125 --> 01:23:44,750 You're crazy 1233 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:49,018 You can't row like this You'll be acquitted if you kill me 1234 01:23:49,042 --> 01:23:51,309 But she won't be, as she's amnesia 1235 01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:54,226 So what? I can say I've amnesia too 1236 01:23:54,250 --> 01:23:59,226 Will anyone believe you? I was hit by a truck 1237 01:23:59,250 --> 01:24:01,500 How could you remember it? 1238 01:24:02,208 --> 01:24:05,643 Yes, you told me in the hospital, that day 1239 01:24:05,667 --> 01:24:07,184 That day... 1240 01:24:07,208 --> 01:24:09,684 You asked me if I recall the 1st time we've on the island 1241 01:24:09,708 --> 01:24:12,101 You two have had your 1st time? 1242 01:24:12,125 --> 01:24:13,559 What're you thinking? 1243 01:24:13,583 --> 01:24:19,417 My 1st time without mah-jong, it's so painful, I'll remember it 1244 01:24:22,083 --> 01:24:24,583 How could you remember it? 1245 01:24:26,583 --> 01:24:29,000 So you plot against me 1246 01:24:31,833 --> 01:24:35,434 We aren't, it's... 1247 01:24:35,458 --> 01:24:36,726 - What is it? - It's... 1248 01:24:36,750 --> 01:24:40,934 It's cheating, it's better to be dead than stupid 1249 01:24:40,958 --> 01:24:45,143 OK, shooting me then... 1250 01:24:45,167 --> 01:24:47,351 I'm only joking, don't be serious 1251 01:24:47,375 --> 01:24:49,268 Stop being like this 1252 01:24:49,292 --> 01:24:51,833 You'll be rich by listening to me 1253 01:24:54,208 --> 01:24:56,518 Shoot me, aim at my head 1254 01:24:56,542 --> 01:24:59,226 I don't want to live, shoot me! 1255 01:24:59,250 --> 01:25:03,768 We didn't mean to cheat you I swear, I'll never play mah-jong 1256 01:25:03,792 --> 01:25:06,601 You won't, you'll pretend to have amnesia 1257 01:25:06,625 --> 01:25:09,643 I trust you, but not those 3 1258 01:25:09,667 --> 01:25:11,958 I swear, I'll never play mah-jong 1259 01:25:12,333 --> 01:25:13,851 Don't run or I'll shoot 1260 01:25:13,875 --> 01:25:17,434 Quick see if her gun's real or not 1261 01:25:17,458 --> 01:25:22,393 I'm fine 1262 01:25:22,417 --> 01:25:24,601 her gun's real 1263 01:25:24,625 --> 01:25:26,809 So yours a fake 1264 01:25:26,833 --> 01:25:27,976 Don't move! 1265 01:25:28,000 --> 01:25:31,059 - Don't move! - Don't come over, you can't match us 1266 01:25:31,083 --> 01:25:33,059 It's exciting 1267 01:25:33,083 --> 01:25:36,208 -You came for the show -Sir, the thief! 1268 01:25:37,458 --> 01:25:38,976 N. E. S. W. Pick a seat 1269 01:25:39,000 --> 01:25:41,500 -N. E. S. W -South 1270 01:25:43,500 --> 01:25:44,559 North! 1271 01:25:44,583 --> 01:25:46,292 East! 1272 01:25:47,417 --> 01:25:50,143 - South! - North 1273 01:25:50,167 --> 01:25:52,333 East! 1274 01:25:55,333 --> 01:25:57,875 Serve you right... 1275 01:25:58,667 --> 01:26:00,750 it's chocolate 1276 01:26:05,708 --> 01:26:09,208 Do you know what's her nickname? 1277 01:26:09,917 --> 01:26:11,726 What? 1278 01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:13,375 Bad girl! 1279 01:26:19,250 --> 01:26:22,059 Anita, are you OK? 1280 01:26:22,083 --> 01:26:24,351 Fine, don't hurry! 1281 01:26:24,375 --> 01:26:28,059 - Hurry, what's taking so long? - I'm famished 1282 01:26:28,083 --> 01:26:29,333 Poong! 1283 01:26:29,708 --> 01:26:32,601 I'm here, ain't I? 1284 01:26:32,625 --> 01:26:36,309 - Quick, cleaning up! - The carpet's wet, wipe it 1285 01:26:36,333 --> 01:26:39,143 - Quick, tissue! - Tissue... 1286 01:26:39,167 --> 01:26:42,809 -Give me a beer -OK 1287 01:26:42,833 --> 01:26:44,893 -Beer, Anita -Don't hurry! 1288 01:26:44,917 --> 01:26:47,934 My kid wants to pee, where's the toilet? 1289 01:26:47,958 --> 01:26:49,226 There! 1290 01:26:49,250 --> 01:26:51,018 Mr chain's inside 1291 01:26:51,042 --> 01:26:52,708 Wait for a while 1292 01:26:53,000 --> 01:26:58,250 -Excuse me, your phone call -Coming... 1293 01:27:01,208 --> 01:27:04,417 Don't run off, OK 1294 01:27:04,958 --> 01:27:08,309 Who? 1295 01:27:08,333 --> 01:27:10,417 This is for you 1296 01:27:11,000 --> 01:27:12,684 He's playing mah-jong, not available 1297 01:27:12,708 --> 01:27:15,417 My kid swallowed a fish 1298 01:27:15,958 --> 01:27:18,393 Hurry, spit it out 1299 01:27:18,417 --> 01:27:21,684 Not here... in the toilet 1300 01:27:21,708 --> 01:27:25,893 Hold your breath, don't spit 1301 01:27:25,917 --> 01:27:28,476 - Where's your bear? - Hold! 1302 01:27:28,500 --> 01:27:32,792 - This is it! - This isn't beer 87157

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