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D'oh!
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- She's mine.
- It's my birthday.
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She's mine.
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I can't be the cause of this.
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- I'm leaving.
- Your fault!
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That's all I got.
The rest will be spoken word.
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Lily gets why we're here.
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Life is supposed to be fun.
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I loved her. We all loved her.
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The way gophers love
that sweet, sweet poison.
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Every man wanted her for
the greatest reason there is.
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Lily could make life fun.
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Now everyone,
hold hands with a stranger.
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Oh, pleased to meet you.
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How delightful.
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Lily!
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Good one, lily.
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Thanks, lily!
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Pub's back open!
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But like the beatles
and balmy weather,
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she was too hot
for England to handle.
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I find you far too alluring
for the average englishman
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and banish you to britain's
penal colony, america.
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This is your captain speaking.
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- Will you date me?
- Sorry. No.
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Uh, okay. I'm experiencing
some emotional turbulence.
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My life is pathetic.
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Going back and forth,
back and forth.
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I don't want to live anymore.
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Even the most glamorous movie
stars of hollywood bored her.
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Oh, farewell, leo.
You're a lovely boy,
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but my heart isn't some cgi bear
for you to conquer.
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But I've completely opened
myself up to you.
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I even admitted I play
the same guy in every role.
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Marry me!
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Oh, maybe I should
go back to England.
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No. Give this country a chance.
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Don't judge us by hollywood.
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All right,
but I'm leaving now, dear.
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You'll have to content yourself
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with generic supermodels,
I'm afraid.
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Nothing ever works out for me.
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She needed to get away.
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Somewhere. Anywhere.
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So she threw a dart.
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Hmm, what's next?
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So she headed to springfield,
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little knowing that its men
had the lowest testosterone,
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not counting the columbia
university football team.
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Lily wanted peace,
but the best-laid plans...
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can't understand me? Too bad.
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I'm your narrator.
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Do not tell me...
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hmm.
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The only thing worse
than when you guys yap
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is you sitting here
all quiet and sullen.
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I ain't sullen, I'm lachrymose.
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Oh, why did I give him
that stupid word-a-day calendar?
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Hmm. Impulsinicity?
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Uh, excuse me, there, lady,
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but, uh, this is a man's bar.
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And I'd like a man's drink.
Bourbon, neat, in a dirty glass.
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You got it. Whoa.
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Just got to look up
what "neat" means.
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I just don't understand.
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Understand what?
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What's a pub without a song?
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There are songs about drinking?
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Oh, what's that
I hear you asking?
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Where are the simpsons?
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Haven't you heard enough
about the bloody simpsons
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to last a thousand lifetimes?
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Well, I guess not.
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So, homer is about to receive
an unpleasant surprise.
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What a great day.
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I've never been so happy.
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Nothing can ruin it. Nothing.
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What? Where you going?
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On our vacation, remember?
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My aunt's letting us
use her home at the vineyard
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for three weeks, rent-free.
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How come I'm not coming?
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Well, that was
her one condition.
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D'oh!
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Aw, I'm gonna
miss you all so much.
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Well, at least
I'll have the dog.
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Sorry, dad. We put the pets
with mr. Flanders
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because, well,
we knew he'd take care of them.
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Come to papa.
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Good, good.
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Make-believe you love him.
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- Flanders, I love you!
- D'oh!
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We're staying at my aunt edith's
house at hyannibunkport.
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It's south of squibagansett,
east of codtucket,
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next to little crabkill bog.
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Those are great names.
You'll never want to leave.
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I'm gonna keep you in my sight
as long as I can.
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We love you! Stop following!
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Okay.
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Gentlemen...
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you have to seize life
and relish every minute.
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Eliminate all sorrow.
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Open a bloody window.
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Okay, okay,
that's enough of that.
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Hey, lily, you like suspenders?
'cause I got them.
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Well, I hope you don't mind
if I give them a wee snap.
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Ooh! Intimacy.
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Lily, you've transformed this
dump into a joint. Bless you.
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Who are you?
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- Homer simpson.
- You know, homer,
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I've never met a man who didn't
offer me his chair or his beer.
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- You have now.
- So, tell me,
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what's wrong with you?
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Mm, it's personal.
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Tell me. Maybe I can
lighten your load.
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- My family left me
for three weeks.
- No.
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The dog and cat
are with flanders.
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Oh!
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I'm alone.
I don't know what to do.
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You have to have a good time
for their sake,
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because if you don't,
they'll feel guilty
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and never forgive you.
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And you'll never forgive them,
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because they're causing you
the misery.
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And you'll all be buried
in dirty laundry
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with squealing kids
for the rest of your days.
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Wow. Wow.
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You're the smartest woman
I've ever met in my life.
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Except one.
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Shut the window!
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But then everything
smells like you.
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Take that.
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Welcome to our tour
of the vineyard.
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This is where steven spielberg
shot jaws.
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That's the end of our tour.
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Now, my aunt's house
is only eight miles away.
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But we just have
to make it before sundown.
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Uh, mom, I think
you've gone off the road.
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Whoa, watch out for that deer!
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- That was close.
- More deer!
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We're here.
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Your turn, lily.
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I miss them. I miss them.
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It's been so long.
No one to comfort me.
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Put your mobile away, because
I'm gonna sing in german.
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This is like that beautiful
scene in sound of music
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when all the nazis
sang good night.
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If you're done singing,
can we turn up the game?
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What's wrong, lady?
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We miss you inside.
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A good bloke
who never had a break,
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and now has a broken spirit.
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He's lost and lonely,
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and really doesn't
give a fig about me.
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- I'm in love.
- I love him, too.
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Okay. The sun is shining.
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I can finally read my book.
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Hello, nature.
Time to meet your death.
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Bart, those are tick bites!
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You'll get lyme disease.
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Why didn't somebody warn me?
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Get me a priest.
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Mom, I always liked you.
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Oh, honey, try to relax.
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Watch itchy & scratchy!
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I am itchy and scratchy.
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Meanwhile,
homer little dreamed that...
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Willie! Do you think it would
kill you to rake and talk?
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Would you rather
I tell the story
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about what's under
these leaves and dirt?
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Oh. No. No, no, no, no,
no, no, no. Carry on.
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Getting back,
lily continued to light up
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all the men's lives,
except homer's.
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Lily!
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Gentlemen.
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I made you all picnic lunches.
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- Yeah!
- Wow!
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It's british food.
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Oh...
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Post-1990 british food.
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Yes!
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Smithers,
that woman has captivated me,
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which, if memory serves,
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is an early state
of physical arousal.
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Sir, we've been
through this before
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with several women
and one very shapely tree.
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I feel a tingle I haven't felt
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since they took the cocaine
out of coca-cola.
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I must woo her.
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And simpson's my way in.
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Have him ask her
on a date on my boat
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which will actually be
a date with me.
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But, sir, why not have me
ask her directly?
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As if I could trust you
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to keep your hands off a lady.
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How well you know me, sir.
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Uh-oh.
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Very good, maggie!
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Now we can cook them. Num-num!
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Who are all those people?
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It's the weekenders
from falmouth.
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It's almost here.
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And raise the prices...
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Now!
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Clam strips and beer!
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Black dog mousepads!
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- Over here!
- T-shirts!
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Cds by james taylor's brother!
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- Hyah!
- Hyah!
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- Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
- Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!
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That's it! We're going home.
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Everyone was innocently falling
into burns's trap.
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And trouble brewed as
lily offered a perverse prayer.
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Forgive me, lord.
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I must have homer.
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Please let me win him,
even briefly.
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It would be like having
a lover and a child
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at the same time.
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Hey, lily. How you doin'?
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Homer! I'm so glad
you asked me to meet you here.
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Thanks, I'm glad
you feel that way.
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But there's something
I didn't tell you.
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Uh... You're on a date
with my boss.
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That's my boat.
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My name is montgomery burns.
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I'm the richest and therefore
most attractive man in town.
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Okay, see ya.
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Wait, wait, wait, mr. Burns!
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Surely a venerable gentleman
such as yourself
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would know that
I need a chaperone.
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Of course.
Simpson, join us.
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Smithers, cue my weapon of woo.
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I know a shortcut.
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Why am I staring at her?
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I'll make my eyes
look at something else.
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Oh, my god.
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I'm smiling back.
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I hope you enjoyed your dinner.
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And just wait till we get
to dessert.
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You make me feel like
I'm having dinner
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with a james bond villain.
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She gets me.
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Now, wink for me, smithers.
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What am I doing here?
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00:14:50,849 --> 00:14:53,682
What have I done
to this wonderful woman?
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How can I make it up to her?
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I'm sorry.
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Why did you bring me here?
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Fear of unemployment.
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Um, let's just stay
through dessert.
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Look at me!
I'm gypsy rose lee!
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You and me and
my cardiologist make three!
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Sorry, I have to leave
right now.
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Oh. But why?
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I just spilled
a glass of wine on myself.
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Also, this bottle.
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00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:21,293
Homer, let's go.
258
00:15:22,797 --> 00:15:23,797
Whoa.
259
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,590
That was awful.
260
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,320
There's some people
that make you feel
261
00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:29,552
being lonely isn't so bad.
262
00:15:29,638 --> 00:15:31,448
And there are people
that make you
263
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,014
never want to be lonely again.
264
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:34,932
I hear ya.
265
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,308
And I almost understand ya.
266
00:15:36,436 --> 00:15:37,955
Thank god
you were there to save me.
267
00:15:37,979 --> 00:15:39,354
That's what I'm best at:
268
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,688
Saving people from things
I get them into.
269
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:43,357
You've got a little cake
270
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:44,775
on the corner of your mouth.
271
00:15:44,945 --> 00:15:45,985
Oh, I do? Where?
272
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:47,380
- Just here.
- There?
273
00:15:47,404 --> 00:15:48,841
- Just there.
- Oh... where?
274
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,801
- Right there?
- Just... you're missing it.
275
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:52,260
- There?
- Just to the...
276
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:54,284
- Oh, just let me do it.
- Okay.
277
00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,120
You can stop now.
278
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:59,915
Uh... I meant go slow.
279
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,500
Uh, wait a minute, wait.
280
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,785
While you're there,
could you get the upper lip?
281
00:16:06,341 --> 00:16:08,256
Oh, my god,
282
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:09,884
what am I going to do with you?
283
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:10,802
Please, nothing.
284
00:16:10,928 --> 00:16:12,971
I'm taking you home now.
285
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:31,405
Well, aren't you going
to walk me in?
286
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:34,658
Look, lily.
287
00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,244
You're the most... Um...
288
00:16:36,328 --> 00:16:37,495
Finish that thought.
289
00:16:37,621 --> 00:16:39,265
You're the most anything
of any woman
290
00:16:39,289 --> 00:16:40,684
I've ever known
except for my wife.
291
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,792
Who I loved... I mean love!
I said "love!"
292
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:43,668
oh, that's beautiful.
293
00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:45,086
Thank you.
294
00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,293
But give me one damn
proper kiss goodbye.
295
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:48,673
No.
296
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:00,308
No. No!
297
00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:01,561
This is good,
298
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,581
but is it worth
burning in hell forever?
299
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:05,166
We'll see each other
in our dreams,
300
00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:06,356
whether you like it or not.
301
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,108
You stay out of my dreams!
302
00:17:08,236 --> 00:17:10,028
All my stuff's in there!
303
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:18,650
Gotta stay awake. If I dream
of lily, it's all over.
304
00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:22,957
Gotta stay awake.
Gotta stay awake.
305
00:17:23,125 --> 00:17:24,666
Must not dream.
306
00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:28,421
Gotta stay awake.
Gotta stay awake.
307
00:17:28,506 --> 00:17:29,588
Oh, no.
308
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:37,180
You've got a little cake
on the corner of your mouth.
309
00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,932
- Homer? Homer?
- -she's here.
310
00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:41,768
She's here and god help me,
311
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,329
- I'm glad.
- Homer.
312
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:45,104
- Marge!
- Surprise!
313
00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:46,480
We came back early.
314
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,448
Oh, thank god.
Oh, thank god!
315
00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:50,401
I'll never let you go a...
316
00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:52,987
who's calling you so late?
317
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,073
Telemarketer.
318
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,699
Gotta take it.
319
00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:59,117
Those people are so sensitive.
320
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,705
- Hello?
- Wrong number!
321
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,310
- Homer?
- Damn it!
322
00:18:05,335 --> 00:18:07,626
I need to see you now, homer.
323
00:18:07,711 --> 00:18:09,002
You know the address.
324
00:18:09,130 --> 00:18:11,213
Lovers lane,
just off fidelity avenue.
325
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,277
Listen.
I have to tell you right now
326
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:14,925
I can never see you again.
327
00:18:15,053 --> 00:18:16,676
Can you tell me in person?
328
00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:18,179
Great idea.
329
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:20,326
Keep me on the line.
I'll guide you here.
330
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:21,516
Ooh...
331
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,537
You realize
nothing's gonna happen.
332
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,185
Of course.
333
00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,989
No, feet! No!
334
00:19:09,691 --> 00:19:11,148
Pork chops!
335
00:19:18,825 --> 00:19:20,615
You're home.
336
00:19:20,785 --> 00:19:21,659
Yes, I am.
337
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:22,951
And I'll never leave you.
338
00:19:23,121 --> 00:19:24,722
There might be frequent
interruptions.
339
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:25,997
I may stop at moe's,
340
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:27,809
I may be watching
the hot dogs spin
341
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,166
at the movie theater,
342
00:19:29,251 --> 00:19:32,420
or I may be picking
a flower for you...
343
00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:35,548
But I will never,
ever leave you.
344
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:37,674
Aw, homie.
345
00:19:46,144 --> 00:19:49,519
Now boarding, non-stop
springfield to london.
346
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,189
Sorry, lady.
347
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,089
How was america, dear?
348
00:19:58,114 --> 00:19:59,614
There's nothing there for me.
349
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:02,032
It's big, full of fried food,
and heartbreaking...
350
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,242
And that's just one man.
351
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:06,953
There'll never be another
like him.
352
00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:11,917
Buy you a drink, sweetheart?
353
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,086
No.
354
00:20:13,253 --> 00:20:14,420
Fancy a drink?
355
00:20:14,538 --> 00:20:15,253
No, thank you.
356
00:20:15,381 --> 00:20:17,048
Would you get... no.
357
00:20:17,174 --> 00:20:18,382
No. No thanks.
358
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:19,634
Get off.
359
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,384
Buy you a corndog?
360
00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:24,387
Yes!
But first, are you married?
361
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,557
And would you shave off
the mustache?
362
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:29,227
Yes, and immediately.
363
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:49,288
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364
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:24,656
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