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- [Announcer] Previously on Dragula.

- She's been saying shady shit about me to other people.

- I just wish that she could understand

that I wouldn't ever betray her.

- Taken 100% out of context.

- I don't ever want to talk about it again.

- It's our Monsters of Rock Challenge.

- For this legacy challenge,

you'll need to create a spectacular arena-style look,

and as a group, you will need to impress us

with your most fearsome rock show.

- I pulled the needles out of Hollow Eve's face

too early.

- That means Yovska, Hollow Eve, and Maddelynn Hatter

are all up for extermination tonight.

- I don't know what else I could've done you know?

[screaming]

[crickets]

[people chattering faintly]

[electric guitar music]

[thud]

♪ Drag

♪ Filth

♪ Horror

♪ Glamour

♪ Dragula

♪ She's a killer

♪ Queen

♪ Dragula

♪ She'll make you

♪ Scream

♪ Drag

♪ Drag

♪ Drag

♪ Drag

♪ Dragula

- [Announcer] The winner of Dragula receives a cash prize

of 25 thousand dollars, courtesy of Marek + Richard,

and the title of Dragula, the world's next

drag supermonster.

♪ Drag

♪ Drag

♪ Drag

♪ Drag

♪ Dragula

[booming eerie music]

- Home sweet home.

- All right, still here! - Yes!

- Still here! - I need a cigarette.

- So for the rock challenge,

I think Hollow went home,

her breaking character during the performance

put her head on the chopping block.

- Okay, so monsters of rock guys, like that was...

- Congratulations, how does it feel

to finally win?

- I feel equal with you now we have 1 win-

- In the performance challenge...

- Yes, yes, yes, yes.

- No, no, no, honestly, that was probably the

most satisfying moment, and I had to fight back tears

'cause like, I fuckin' nailed the performance challenge.

It was like what I came here to do.

- All right, real question is,

who do you think went home?

- I honestly, in my professional opinion,

I think that due to what we saw

Yovska was definitely the one to go.

- I lit a candle and I had hopes that the source of all evil

would go home, and it didn't happen I'm sure, but...

- Well, who was that?

- Who was the source of evil to you?

- Maddelynn, but I'm sure that she didn't go home.

- She's your grandma though.

It just tension that's never resolved,

you know what I mean, - [Landon] Oh, okay.

tension that just never gets resolved

It's just constantly a frustration.

- Well I'm out of the loop,

when it comes to that.

Whenever I had walked up and heard Maddelynn talking

about me in the boudoir, I just immediately knew that she

was kind of taking that moment to throw me under the bus

because she saw the opportunity to chime in and she took it.

- At the end of the day though,

she put on a fierce fuckin' show.

- [Priscilla] I was hoping it was gonna be Evah.

[shouting and cheering]

- She's a filthy Bitch.

[yelling and shouting]

- [Dollya] Hollow's back and I realize

that it's gonna be another episode where

barely anybody can get a word in without

capitalism being screamed over them.

- Bitch does it smell.

[contestants laughing]

- I'm not allowed to deodorant on for a week.

- Yes so what happened, you're here, please spill it.

- I was like, what part of my body would actually bother me

to get tattooed, and there's only one part, I mean only one

that has not felt needles in it, and that is my armpits.

I am so fucking ticklish, I mean it

[contestants laughing]

I mean it.

I could not even hold, if he touched me I went like that,

it was like the hardest tattoo I've ever gotten.

- I am so impressed that Hollow got that tattoo

on her armpit.

She really impressed me,

so I'm sure she impressed The Boulets.

- And I made sure that what I did was hard

because I felt so bad for what I did to my band,

and maybe I punished myself a little bit.

- Hello.

[a surprised cheering]

- I think the competitors are happy to see me, I think.

I think so.

- [Evah] I'm actually really glad to see that Maddelynn's

back in the competition, but I'm not going to lie.

She needs to step her game up if she wants to stay.

- The bitch is back!

- The bitch is back honey!

- The cunt of season three honey!

Do you want to see it?

- [Everyone] YES

- Whoa, what does it say?

- I didn't fuck my brother my brother fucked me.

[contestants laughing]

- You fucking asshole. - Oh my god!

- [Maddelynn] You're a piece of shit, and I hate you.

- But you hid it why did you hide it?

Why didn't you put it somewhere where everyone

can see for the rest of your life now?

- She hid it under her armpit!

- So confirmation that Maddelynn is the new incest queen?

- I don't even have a brother.

- So I'm guessing this means that--

Yovska went home?

- We should have a moment of silence for little baby Yovska.

- Yeah.

- You know what I'm not actually gonna call her.

I'm gonna pause you.

I'm not gonna call her a baby.

I'm never gonna ascribe the word baby which I find

pejorative and like kind of offensive to someone.

- What does pejorative mean?

If there was like a jump shoot in boudoir

where I could make a grand escape every time Hollow decides

to interrupt somebody and go on a tangent,

I would've been outta that boudoir within like [snap].

- I find it is slanderous to someone's art it actually

removes the level of respect and puts a power structure

that isn't necessarily beneficial to the other artist,

so to me I'm never gonna say the baby.

I'm gonna say look at

this incredible, amazing visual fine performance artist.

[awkward decrescendo music]

- This is some bullshit.

- Koven?

- Yes?

- What the ever living fuck?

- Honestly the number just sounded like a bunch of chaos.

hearing about everything.

After that challenge I felt like a

fuckin' different drag queen

I feel like okay I've done something so outside my box,

I immediately felt that growth, and I regret fucking nothing.

- You are filth, baby you are filth!

- I can be fuckin' filthy mofos!

- I am just super fucking happy that we're here.

- Yes [clapping].

- And I am ready, so ready, to focus on the next challenge.

- Same, same.

- It is so funny because-

[flute music]

[Announcer] Attention competitors

attention competitors.

Please make your way to the main stage at this time.

Once again competitors,

please make your way

to the main stage at this time.

Attention competitors, attention competitors,

please make your way to the main stage at this time.

[grunt]

[suspenseful cello music]

Hello uglies.

- [Everyone] Hi

- At this point in the competition

some of you have survived on skill,

some of you have survived on sheer luck,

Sometimes success can change with a simple roll of the dice.

If you're not careful this week, your luck may run out.

To make it this business, you'll have to play many roles

and this week's acting challenge is a role

that may lead you straight to the dungeon.

It's our very first advanced

Dungeons and Drag Queen's campaign.

[cheering]

As dungeon masters, we're going to roll a race

and a class for each of you to perform.

You will need to create a ferocious full fantasy look

based on those stats, then we'll be leaving the mansion

and going on location to a living, renaissance village

[contestants cheer]

where you will be acting out a classic adventure campaign.

[dice rolling]

Priscilla Chambers

Elf Bard.

- What the fuck is a Bard?

- Evah Destruction

Reptilian Warrior.

- Oooh!

- Dollya Black

Orc Priestess.

- Yes!

- Maxi Glamour

a Reptilian Rogue.

- Maddelynn Hatter

Dark Elf Necromancer.

- YES!

Honestly the best character.

- Landon Cider

Elf Barbarian.

- Okay.

- Louisianna Purchase

Elf Priestess.

- Hollow Eve

Dark Elf Rogue.

- Dark Elf Rogue?

- You may now return to the barracks and build your armor

but heed my warning, if you fail to impress us on this quest

you will face an extermination of a most

medieval nature.

- Good luck and remember, as always

for one of you this floor show will be your last.

[booming thunder]

[eerie electronic music]

- Oh my god, I'm a Dark Elf Necromancer!

- Dark Elf Rogue.

- I'm a Reptile [hisses].

- I'm really excited for the Dungeons and Dragons challenge.

I don't know a lot about Dungeons and Dragons, but

I'm a Elf Priestess, and I think I could pull that off.

- So Dungeons and Dragons is an adventure game.

It's a rolling dice game where you choose your

character and how strong they are,

who they are, what they do.

They're like even down to like even their personality type.

- Oh okay.

- Sounds like a bunch of virgins to me.

[contestants laughing]

- I know nothing about Dungeons and Dragons,

I just know they play the game to protect their virginity.

I'm curious because I don't think I heard, who did you get?

- I got Orc Priestess,

so there's like a subcategory with Orc's

where there's a cave-dwelling Orc,

and so I think I'm gonna channel this like Orc Priestess

who's never seen light before.

[celebratory cheering]

- [Louisianna] Yes!

- [Louisianna] She's speechless!

Oh my god, oh what's this, oh?

- Israel walked in, whatever.

And he has a scroll, and I'm thinking

what contents are in this fuckin' scroll right now?

- Oh I have a message, there's a message here,

okay so it says [clears throat]

the key of life and death

is a powerful charm that grants the ability to help

or to harm.

Hold onto the key 'til a much later hour,

you will know when the time comes to unleash its power.

You will have to search, but not very far.

The life and death key is hidden in the boudoir.

- Oh my gosh!

- There's something hidden.

- Is this a map?

- Where's the hide-a-way key?

- [Louisianna] Out of my way!

- [Dollya] Found it!

- [Louisianna] Goddammit!

- Dollya finds the key, the last thing we need to do

is give that bitch more power.

- So, you have this supposedly very magical key--

- The key of life and death.

- The key to life and death.

What the fuck does that even mean?

- I don't know what the key does,

but I'm sure it's something annoying.

- [Louisianna] Oh so can you give life or death to someone?

- I get to roll the dice for you guys in the actual game?

- I feel like that, that will either save you

or possibly somebody else.

- Okay well what if it means

you get to put someone up for extermination?

- If I have to put someone up for extermination?

- [Landon] Who would you?

- I didn't mean anything I said that first day.

- That is a mighty big question to ask.

At this point I've had relationships and arguments

with multiple people.

- Answer the question!

- I don't know that's the thing.

I don't know,

I wanna say that

I would be fair with my judgment.

Unless they piss me off, and then I might just fuckin'

throw em' under the goddamn bus.

- [Landon] There it is!

- Bitch, listen if you cause me stress,

if you cause me stress,

I want you out of my life I hate negativity.

- [Evah] He's back, he's back, he's back!

- Oh my god, there's more presents?

[Maxi] I hope it's baklava.

Oh we've got scripts!

[cheers loudly]

- [Landon] Everyone gets the same copy

- Let's see are we gonna do a little read through here?

- Three competitors wake on the forest floor.

- I tell you, we have to go this way I can smell it.

- Your sense of direction is not to be trusted.

- So we get the script for Dungeons and Drag Queens,

and we do a readthrough, and everyone's portrayal

of their character is a little weird.

- And we cannot risk foolish decisions,

all places of power like this attract thieves

and grave robbers and are likely to be thick with traps.

Have any of you ever acted in your life?

'Cause it doesn't seem like it.

- Maxi recovers and whispers something weird language

under her breath.

- Polka!

[contestants laughing]

- This is amazing!

- I am so fuckin' excited for this.

- Holy fuck!

- [Dollya] At least you guys have more than two lines.

- Don't be jealous, well you really are.

[sigh]

I love her.

I'm just annoyed with her,

so her being here is like a bittersweet thing for me.

I'm really happy I have my key.

- All right now, let's start practicing for our rehearsal.

- Let's move the tables around!

- Grab one side, watch your back!

- That's what I should've been doing this whole competition.

- I'm very confident in acting challenges.

I'm a conservatory-trained actor,

and I have degrees in theater,

and I've been performing my entire life.

So I'm ready.

My love is as a fever, longing still,

but that which longer nurseth the disease

feeding on that which doth preserve the ill.

Th' uncertain sickly appetite to please,

My reason, the physician to my love,

Angry that his prescriptions are not kept.

Okay lets do this sorry.

- I'm trying to find where that was in the script.

- Who's gonna be the narrator?

- I'll be the narrator.

- No I'll be the narrator for fuck's sake.

- During the rehearsal I grabbed Dollya

'cause I really just wanna make sure

that our shit is squashed.

- Yeah, no then I'll come for an undercut like this,

- Can I talk to you for a sec?

I'm gonna actually come in a little bit more towards me

so it looks like this and what sells it is your reaction.

I thought it was fun.

- Yeah.

- So where are we gonna take ours?

- With Dollya?

- Where's Dollya?

- You and Maxi.

- I'm trying to rehearse my scene, and

I'm looking around the room, and I'm seeing that

Dollya and Maddelynn just disappeared,

so, I really hope that this doesn't hinder my scene,

as well as the other competitors because I don't think

that they should bring their drama

into this type of environment

right now.

- Previously before the competition while I was on tour,

Maddelyn and I had a gig together

and unbeknownst to all of us, she had started drinking again

and she just acted a fool that night

and just really violated my trust with her.

- I just wanna show to Dollya

that the behavior I showed

isn't the kind of person I wanna be.

I just really wanted to

apologize,

I know that I broke your trust with me.

There's no reason why I should've even opened my mouth,

but I was about six whisky gingers deep.

So, not that that's an excuse 'cause it's not,

they were my choices and

I made them, and now I'm just trying to fix this.

- I was hurt, and I was so hurt because I knew that it was

just influenced by alcohol at the time.

- Relapse is a part of my story,

and it's a part of like my journey and my sobriety,

and I fuck up, and it's really hard,

and then I have to recover.

Addicts in nature are super fucking selfish,

and I'm a narcissistic drag queen.

I wouldn't trust me 100 percent either

because I don't need anybody fuckin' with me.

It's been really hard.

- I'm not gonna hurt you.

I'm gonna say it one more time, so you can just remember

I'm not going to hurt you, you've been hurt enough.

I don't want that for you anymore.

I know how hard it's been.

You're safe with me.

- Okay.

- You really are, I promise you, you really are.

- Maddelynn's life hasn't been easy,

and so the fact that she is moving forward in her sobriety

and sees the importance in it, I'm just elated and relieved

because I just don't wanna see somebody who I care about

so much have to struggle that hard.

- Awkward hug?

- It doesn't have to be awkward.

Don't make it weird.

- I love you.

- I love you babe.

Thank you.

- A lot.

- I know, you're not alone here.

- Okay let go.

- Okay [laughs].

- Now --

- We should probably go rehearse my two lines.

- Yes, I need to go get that demon blood.

[dramatic fighting music]

- What're you doin'?

- And then I wanna like block something like that.

- That looks awkward, yeah that just comes off awkward.

Seeing as I have to work with Maxi again,

I am a little apprehensive,

but I am just willing to do what it takes

to sell the shit out of this scene.

So she better cooperate.

Focus!

Okay,

so left,

okay no, no, no, don't block

just dodge until you block my attack.

- But you don't think it'll be more like dramatic if we have

those blocks, and we add sound effects

like ding, ding!

- But don't you think it will look more acrobatic if you're

dodging my attacks?

Does that make sense?

- [Maxi] Sure but why don't we do like fencing?

- Fencing is for rapiers.

Warriors have straight up like jagged heavy weapons.

- Maxi and Evah are clashing a little during the challenge

and if they don't get it together,

they're both gonna go home.

- So this has been such a fun day,

but I think we need to get to work.

Let's fuckin' leave the boudoir.

Let's go work on our shit,

and get this act together.

- [Priscilla] I wonder how the other girls

are gonna do because

I wish they were here for fuckin' rehearsal.

- [Landon] Yeah.

- Well I'm sure they'll catch up.

[booming creepy music]

- Into the dungeon we go.

[horn tooting]

- Here we go! - Ready to polka!

- Huzzah my friends!

Today is a new day!

[dramatic rock metal music]

- So were you a little worried that Maddelynn and Dollya

were not at rehearsal yesterday?

- Yeah we didn't get to rehearse much, if at all as a group,

so we have a lot of catching up to do.

- [Dollya] Absolutely. - So now I'm nervous.

- Even though we weren't present,

sometimes mental health makes a performance a lot better.

- I'm glad things were taken care of because that will only

make everyone here stronger and in the game, so I'm happy

to hear that. - You and me both I'm glad

there's no more tension and distractions

with that kind of bullshit.

- Allegedly.

[upbeat runway music]

- Wait what's that black shit?

- So, this is foam clay.

- Okay.

- I don't really know how it works.

- I'll should've went to college.

- Strawberry Hill baby.

- Look where I am now.

- I didn't even finish high school.

- [Maxi] You didn't finish high school?

- No - Oh wow.

- I only got as far as sophomore year.

I actually was kicked out of my parents house when

I was seventeen.

They wanted to get my behavior in check.

I was put in a troubled teens type facility,

and we were monitored,

and I couldn't go to the bathroom

without permission.

I couldn't leave a room without permission.

It was in the middle of nowhere.

- How long were you there?

- I was there for a whole year.

It took like, it took like a really big chunk

of my childhood away from me.

It's a dark time that's a part of my past, but I swore

that I would build myself from the ground up

and when I discovered drag,

that was something that I could call mine

that no one could take away from me.

[sobbing]

- [Maddelynn] You're incredible.

[sobbing]

- You are such a stronger person now.

- I've never truly opened up about this sort of thing.

It's more or less been a family secret of mine and

one that I haven't really told a lot of people.

- Just always own that part of your life

because it's a part of who you are, and that's amazing.

You know, you're flipping it.

You're flipping the script

and turning it into something positive because you're an

incredibly talented and wonderful person.

Do you want anything? I'll go grab it for you, babe.

- No, I'm fine.

- You don't need to be fine, babe.

- I am forever thankful for everything that I've built

for myself because I don't know where I would be

without doing what I'm doing today.

- Evah, thank you so much for sharing that

and being so vulnerable with all of us.

That's the beauty of what drag can do.

It allows you to dig in those deep, dark areas

and get it out.

You might have had a really dark and horrible past, but

this is just the beginning for you.

- I love you.

- I love you, baby.

- I love you all.

- [Contestants] We love you too.

- I love you scarecrow, most of all.

- [laughs] Now let's get to work.

- Yes!

[loud chiming music]

- So my assigned character is Elf Barbarian,

so I felt it necessary to have a shield,

and I used EVA foam to heat, shape, cut, and then I painted.

It's really just these floor mats,

and you just cut it, you heat shape it with a heat gun,

and then I went in with a dremel and gave all this detail

work like grain.

Now I'm going in for some detailing

with a little teeny, tiny brush,

and then I'm gonna use an airbrush to release

some of it out these grain works, so it looks

a little bit more natural.

- I kind of perceive a Rogue to be a very nimble,

quick, and good at lock-picking, and I kinda wanted it

to be like belly-dancy kind of.

I got a dashiki that I cut apart to add to this

to give more color and depth.

In the end it should look kind of like this,

I have a prosthetic mask that I will be adhering.

- The inspiration for my Elf Priestess is just like

long and lean and very ethereal and light, so

I'm sticking with all silvers, silver lamé

so I'm doing a lot of applique and hand rhinestoning work.

I even rhinestoned the tips of my elf ears just to add

another element of light to it, so just E-6000 rhinestones,

and then this gets attached with liquid latex

and spirit gum,

built up on my ear,

and then my makeup will have rhinestones going up

to the ear.

- I am Dark Elf Necromancer, so I'm making a hood and

I'm making these scales, this is Worbla,

you heat activate it with a gun, and then you can mold it.

I already did one sort of kind of

where it's like, you know bent more

like leaf like, scale like almost,

so what I wanna do is make a ton of those

and then have like this armor plated moment,

and yeah it's gonna be the same color story on there with

a black crushed velvet base.

[light spacey electronic music]

- All right guys, well I'm ready to level up

my mana and cast a spell on all of you.

All right pack up your toys, girls

let's get the fuck outta here.

- All right.

[boom]

[majestic epic music]

- Welcome adventurers.

- Tonight our competitors have been tasked

with rolling the dice and delivering a full fantasy

performance in our advanced dungeons and drag queens

adventure campaign.

- As the dungeon masters, we've challenged our heroes to act

out the story of a great quest.

In addition, competitors need to create looks

that fully embody their character's sense, might, and magic

and display it for us here on the floor show.

- The winner of this week's challenge will be

dubbed the most powerful player in all the land

and will receive a Queen's Feast Gala at Medieval Times

worth over $1,000.

Here to help us judge the floor show are two individuals

uniquely qualified at writing

and directing cinematic performances.

- First please welcome screenwriter, director, and host of

Dead For Filth, a popular podcast all about horror

and queer identity, Michael Varrati.

- It's my fantasy to be here.

- Well we're here to make your wishes come true.

- And returning to the judge's panel for the third season is

legendary filmmaker and creator of Jawbreaker and GBF,

our good friend Darren Stein.

- Darren, welcome back I am so excited to have you here,

and I hope you're ready to read these barefoot halflings

for filth.

- I'm excited to drag these girls to the grave.

- Now it's time to light the torches,

roll the six-sided die...

- And let the floor show begin.

[boom]

[epic mystic music]

[soft clarinet music]

[groaning]

- Oh shit,

how the hell did we get here?

- Must be foul magic,

the last I remember we were at the Tavern!

And now this?

- Well there's your answer this isn't magic.

You just can't hold your mead.

- Look little lady,

I'm from south of the border.

I can handle my mead unlike

your kind.

- What do you mean, my kind?

- Look all I'm sayin' is a thieve's mouth like yours

are only good for one thing: lies!

Not mead!

- Let's not get side tracked.

We need to focus on the quest.

- She needs to focus on this.

- What the hell are you doin'?

- I would rather do this on my own

than share it with someone who is not worthy!

- Well then bring it on.

[groaning]

- Leave not fools to do man's job.

[majestic music]

- I'm telling you we need to go this way.

[gags]

I can smell it.

- Your sense of direction is not to be trusted!

- I've gotten us this far!

- That may be, but there are other adventurers who are

looking for the demon's blood.

We must stop them at any cost.

- Wait a minute, now is not the time for foolish decisions.

These places are filled with traps,

and they almost certainly shall [mumbles].

- Okay then we'll just have to be

more deadly than the traps!

- Or more intelligent.

[hisses]

- Exactly, which is why I am done listening to her!

- Need I remind you that I successfully escaped

the labyrinth of the under-dark alone!

[air whooshing]

I'm going that way!

[growling, bones crunching]

- Oh fuck - Oh sweet satan

we are not going that way!

- Agreed.

- Follow me.

- No!

No, follow me!

- Aahh!

I've had enough of your contradiction!

- You're going to get us killed!

- Not if you're already dead

[reptile shreiking]

- Well, the omens are bad here for me, so I think this is where

I leave, but you shall carry on.

- Fine, Mary, I'll choose.

[booming timpani music]

- Finally, it will be mine, the next step in my dark design.

- [Landon] Not so fast!

- Who approaches?

- I am the one who will claim the treasure!

- Incorrect,

the treasure is mine.

- No!

I fought my way through this dungeon all on my own,

the demon blood is mine!

- [chuckles] No, you still have one fight left.

- Actually, two.

[grunting]

- Not tonight!

Like I said, one last fight.

- I think you're forgetting something.

That blood is mine and I am it's protector.

Make your choice.

Claim your prize,

if you dare.

- I already have.

[loud passionate music]

[booming music]

- First the judges would like to thank you all for taking us

on that wild ride for the demon's blood.

It really was so much fun to watch.

- Before we begin tonight's judgment,

I want to ask Dollya to step forward.

- Dollya, you found the key of life and death

at the beginning of the challenge.

The key gives you the ability to either

automatically save yourself from extermination

or instantly put one of your competitors up for

extermination.

Your only chance to use it is right now.

- Do you wish to use the key?

- Dollya has the power to put anybody

that she wants up for extermination,

I know I did an amazing job today,

but now I'm shaking in my boots.

- Dollya, save yourself bitch!

'Cause I'm a little worried for you sister!

- I'd like to save myself.

- A very wise decision, you have survived this challenge.

You can leave the arena.

- Dollya's look was pure tragedy,

her face, you couldn't see her in her face.

The look was really awful.

- Judging by the way that she looked,

she was definitely in the bottom today.

- Dollya's not the best performer, so it was smart

that she used the key on herself.

- Now if we call your name please slither forward.

- Priscilla Chambers,

you have survived this challenge.

You may leave the arena.

That means the rest of you represent the strongest

and the weakest in our advanced Dungeons and Drag Queens

Adventure campaign.

I just want to remind everyone this is a two-part challenge.

Of course the look always matters, but the highlight of this

adventure campaign was the acting element of the challenge,

so that's going to weigh very heavily

in the way you are judged.

- Before we begin I want to remind you

that we are not here to judge your drag,

drag is art, and art is subjective.

What we are judging you on is your drag as it relates to

this competition in the challenges that we put before you.

- So we're gonna start with Maddelynn.

If I were to receive any combination of race and class,

I'd probably want yours.

Look wise I appreciate that you chose

the classic white hair for a dark elf.

It looked fucking amazing.

- Maddelynn, I really enjoyed your performance,

but I have to say I think you were a bit upstaged

by your torch prop.

It was wild.

It drew my eye,

but then it took up all the attention,

your outfit looked quite simple next to it.

- I wouldn't say of today yours was the strongest

performance, but one thing that you did that I definitely

want to commend you for when I gave you direction,

you took it.

The fact that you did a change course when needed

it was definitely a good move.

- Thank you.

- Louisianna, you kind of impressed us I think overall today.

It's great when we give some notes,

and we see someone taking that into consideration

and letting it affect what we see the next time.

I think you're listening.

It's brave, and we love that.

- If I had any suggestion for you going forward,

try a bigger silhouette in the future just play with it.

See how it works for you,

and I think as far as your look goes,

Darren had a very particular note for you.

- Your tuck, was cunt.

- Pussy don't fail me now.

[laughing]

- I could see you feeling it,

and with each take, you just brought more and more energy,

and it was just a joy to watch you like

encapsulate the character and have fun with it.

- I thought of you as a character

out of a John Waters movie.

You were campy, you improved, and you know not taking it

too seriously which I think is kind of what it's all about.

- Landon, you look incredible.

- Yes, he was very solid.

You're really good you sort

of played the straight man in a way, pun intended.

- Yeah.

- I mean I could use a bit more variety

out of you acting wise

a little bit more humor a little bit more improv,

come off book sometimes,

but all in all I thought you were super solid.

- I will say I saw moments where you were relishing what

was going on like when you were killing Maddelynn,

that whole moment I could see it.

- How much of that had to do with what was going on

in the dungeon versus what goes on in the boudoir?

- You know we bring some of our own lives

into our characters sometimes [laughs].

- As you should.

You are the knight elf warrior

straight out of Kalimdor from Warcraft.

You could put anyone to shame in that game.

So much detail, I love it so much.

- The judges really seemed

to love my looks and I think I have

a chance of winning this.

- Let's move onto Evah,

I think as far as your look goes,

you had some really creative elements that are unusual.

Can you turn around and show us the tail?

See to me that is very hard to do,

you did a really good job with that.

You definitely gave us reptilian warrior for sure.

- Thank you.

- This look is filled with so much imagination.

You took a lot of liberties too like detailing some of your

warrior armor with feathers which may not be the first

thing that someone would think when they think

reptilian warrior or like lizard folk, but it's

so successful, and it's just like amazing to look at.

- Thank you.

- It wasn't just the look, you adopted the attitude,

and I could see from your performance you really demanding

everyone else get on the level that you were bringing.

It was a performance and that was, it sold me

from the second you walked in it was awesome.

- Thank you.

- This was my favorite performance,

you walked in and you owned it

and then you were a force of nature,

and then the look, the dreads and the feathers together,

the attention to detail was truly staggering.

- Let's move on to Hollow Eve.

- You could be in Dark Crystal 3 immediately,

I mean your performance was incredible.

You commanded it with a Shakespearean authority,

I mean you were riveting.

- When someone just really gives it their all,

you can tell.

You sold the performance.

You were committed to it.

It was really great honestly.

- Thank you.

- You're not just getting these good critiques because you

have a loaded crossbow standing before us.

[laughing]

That may help influence Darren a little bit.

- Although I have to say when she shot it for the first

time, and it actually stuck in the wall of the dungeon

we were all like, oh!

- So good! [laughs]

- Darren really liked what I did,

and I feel like I'm definitely in the top this week,

which is so much better than being in the bottom last week.

- That brings us to Maxi.

- The mask for the performance,

I think it was a misstep.

We couldn't hear your voice.

You were muffled, so for me

it was problematic.

- In the world of acting your features are your trade.

It is what you use to sell a performance.

You have to really sell it in other ways,

and that's a very difficult thing for even seasoned actors

to do so I don't know if this was a good choice in terms of

this challenge because we really needed to see you.

- As far as your look goes, this is whimsical,

and there are some elements that I really appreciate,

but your expressions were lost

and any kind of feeling from you

other than just the clothes.

- Thinking about it, I could probably have done something

different to the mask to make it easier,

but I liked it and I felt my acting was good.

- I want to bring attention to Louisianna and Hollow.

You both did extremely well.

You painted pictures with

your looks and your performances of characters

from another world.

We all thoroughly enjoyed them.

You have survived.

You can leave the arena.

- Thank you.

- And that brings us down to our two

most powerful players tonight,

Landon Cider and Evah Destruction.

One of you is going to win not only the title of being

the most powerful player in the land, but also the

$1,000 Queens Gala Feast at Medieval Times,

and let it be known that all the dragon folk

would be very proud because Evah Destruction

brings their clan glory tonight.

You are the winner. - Well done [claps].

- Oh my god!

I won!

I really, really wanted to win this challenge,

and I'm so glad

my hard work's paid off, and I got a fuckin' Queen's Feast!

I can't wait to take these bitches out to dinner.

- So Evah won, but I really think it should've been me

because I think I gave a stellar performance.

- Well deserved you can leave the arena.

- Thank you, thank you so much.

- Landon, great job tonight again you kept things

really interesting.

You can leave the arena as well.

- Maxi and Maddelynn that means you are both

up for extermination tonight.

Maddelynn, I want to point out

that the reason you are up for extermination is because

Dollya Black used the key to save herself,

and she would be in your place right now

had she not done that.

- I am angry.

I'm pissed.

I'm in the bottom again for shit that's outside

of my control,

and my look was cool.

My staff was cool.

My acting was cool.

I don't give a fuck.

This is stupid.

- The extermination challenge is your last chance to prove

to us you have the guts and the glamor to be spared

and stay in the competition.

- We will take into consideration

your look, your performance,

and how you fair in this final challenge to decide

who will live and who will be exterminated.

- Tonight you failed your saving throws,

and your dungeon got the best of you.

We're all left wondering if your adventure ends here.

- So far in this competition you've all faced a lot of

physical challenges, but tonight

you're gonna face a challenge of a different nature.

- You'll be paraded through the center of town

and humiliated by your fellow competitors,

while they hurl rotten food and insults at you,

you must beg and plead for your life to be spared.

You must convince us why you should remain here,

and why your opponent should be exterminated or

you'll both be leaving tonight.

[boom]

- [Maddelyn] Are you fucking kidding me?

I would rather go home to be completely honest with you.

- [Producer] Are you okay?

- This is going to fucking destroy me.

This is going to destroy my career.

- It's not, Maddelynn, it's not going to--

- And I'm going to be a fucking laughing stock.

Are you fucking kidding me?

- Maddelynn, you need to calm down.

You need to breathe.

- I said, not to make a fool of me.

This is what I'm talking about.

I don't even care about having James Majesty

on my fucking ass.

I don't care about that,

but people are going to be fucking pelting me

with fucking food are you serious?

- Maddelynn I need you to take a deep breath.

- [Producer] Just think big picture.

- I hear this scream, and I'm like

what the fuck is going on?

- Honestly I think that Maddelynn's meltdown is gonna

bite her in the ass!

- Maddelynn's outbursts might be the thing

that sends her home.

- You know you weren't in the bottom right, originally?

- You were safe.

- It doesn't make this an easier, girl.

- I understand.

- I'm not well,

with this, I'm not well.

Nothing is landing in my favor.

You see that, right?

- But there's still time.

- The only way that I could rise,

is if I had what it takes,

and quite honestly, I don't know that I do.

This is fucking stupid.

- [Producer] Can you please go back to the tavern, please?

- I'm really over the meltdowns

in Season three.

It's really aggravating

to just constantly have people

lashing out with their emotions

and not having any display of self-control.

- I know you're upset.

- The thing is, is that, week after week,

I take ownership for the shit that I, like, I fucked up.

Okay?

I just I don't know if it's worth it for me

to fucking keep doing this

when I just keep underwhelming,

you know what I mean?

It is because it's good for you guys

to keep having me do this thing...

- [Producer] I think your concern about

being destroyed-- - But like I am.

- Your persona, your personality--

- But fuck my persona.

Honestly, this is so humiliating.

- [Producer] But think big picture.

- fuck the big picture, Clint.

Stop it!

You can't, like, make light of this.

- This is what we do.

This is the show.

- Right. - Right.

- Right.

- Because this is real life.

- I understand it's real life.

- Fine, let's make some fucking good TV then.

- [Producer] Thank you.

[booming rock music]

[bell ringing]

[crowd jeering]

- fuck you too!

fuck you too!

Ya lousy cunts!

You're shit!

fuck you!

[crowd yelling]

fuck you!

I'm gonna read everybody down.

That's my strategy.

I'm gonna read everybody down.

All right, my name's Maddelynn Hatter,

and I deserve to be here because

I don't make my garments out of mother-fuckin' cardboard.

I deserve to be here because

I'm more well-read than you.

I speak less than you.

I don't look like a fuckin' pig.

I'm not an asshole.

I'm younger than you.

You're just a douche.

[crowd jeering]

I don't even like you!

- Eat these carbs!

Who's filthy now you fuckin' cunt?

- Maddelynn's reads are

predictable,

weak,

dust.

[air whooshing]

- I'm Maxi Glamour,

and I deserve to be here because

I don't talk shit on each and every one of you

when they're not in the room.

[crowd shouting]

I'm Maxi Glamour, and I should be here

because I have not said that

I don't want to be here on countless occasions.

I am Maxi Glamour, and I do make my cardboard costumes

because I have talent and creativity.

- Maddelynn's really giving her all with these reads,

but Maxi is coming for blood.

I'm actually scared for Madd.

- Maxi just slayed me.

[crowd laughing]

- [Maddelynn] You little piece of shit.

- Where's your fuckin' baklava now, asshole?

- You can take your polka and your great

sense of individualism,

and shove it up your ass, you piece of shit.

Eat a dick.

- [Maxi] At least I gotta dick that likes me, bitch.

[crowd laughing]

- [Maddelynn] And you're welcome to go home to it, shithead.

- [Maxi] At least there's some to go home to.

- I have a career to go home to.

[crowd cheering]

- [Priscilla] Y'all fuckin' suck!

- So, Maddelynn actually went into this extermination

with a good attitude.

She's actually having fun with the extermination

where Maxi is the one who is like going balls to the wall,

and letting her fuckin' have it,

so who knows what is gonna happen.

[breathing heavily]

[crying]

[screaming]