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(ominous electronic sounds)

(owl hooting)

(wolf howling)

- [Swanhula]
Previously on Dragula.

(hard rock music)

- We're all going to
Wasteland Weekend.

- It's time for us to decide
our three of the season.

- For the first segment
of your challenge,

we've arranged a photo shoot.

(booming)

- You're going to
be performing live

on the Wasteland weekend stage.

(audience cheering)

- James, you won tonight.
(exclaiming)

You can't really get to Dragula

without going to Wasteland.

(audience cheering)

(aggressive rock music)

(yelling)

(booming)

(ominous piano music)

- Listen up, boys.

Tomorrow is a very
important day for me.

It's my famous
candlelight supper.

Go and show me how you're
going to pour this, come on.

Oh, look what you did!

You ruined him when you
brought him back to life,

you know that?

- [Swanthula] Who
cares, who cares?

What difference does it make?

He still knows how to
do the important things.

Come on!

(alarm beeping)

- What the heck is that?

- I told you to defrost
some of the meat,

not the whole damn freezer.

(hissing)

(dramatic orchestral music)

- Oh!

(whimpering)

(crying)

(screaming)

(hysterical crying)

- [Dracmorda] Stop her!

I will not have old Meatball
ruining my candlelight supper!

(hysterical yelling)

(dramatic music)

(blade twanging)

(dramatic music)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(screaming)

(swishing)

(splatting)

(thudding)

(laughing and panting)

(splatting)

(laughing)

- You know, I didn't even
know she was still in there.

Look at him.

Oh, and get rid of her, come on.

- Wait a minute, wait a minute.

We've got a huge dinner
party tomorrow night.

And this is the kind of roast
that just keeps on giving.

(maniacal laughing)

(ominous music)

(theme music)

* Drag

* Filth

* Horror

* Glamour

* Dragula

* She's a killer

* Queen

* Dragula

* She'll make you scream

* Drag Drag Drag Drag Dragula

- [Swanthula Voiceover]
The winner of Dragula

receives a cash
prize of $10,000,

courtesy of dragqueenmerch,

and the title of Dragula,

the world's next
drag supermonster.

* Dragula

(screaming)

(ominous music)

- [Dracmorda] And here they are.

(frightening music)

(miming)

(flies buzzing)

Dahli,

I sold you fame and fortune
on a silver platter.

And you choked.

(clicking tongue)

Disasterina.

(hollow clunking)

Always so full of confidence.

You know, a little
low self-esteem

or some jealousy,
some hate, something,

could have made you
so much more deadly.

I mean, after all,

if you can't hate yourself,

how in the hell are you
going to hate somebody else?

Who the fuck's this?

(sighing)

Look at Abhora.

Why did you have to melt her?

This is a mess.

It is going to take me all
night to reconstitute her.

(sighing)

Get them all upstairs, now.

(ethereal vocal music)

(whispering voices)

(ethereal vocal music)

(dramatic music)

(guttural voices)

(aggressive dance music)

- Welcome to a very
special dinner party.

It's our Dragula Last Supper.

- We've also invited
the recently departed

because everybody knows

even dead girls love
the opportunity to

show off their
dinner party best.

We wanted to give our ghouls

one last moment
in the spotlight.

- Let's dim the lights,

dust off these corpses, and
let the floorshow begin.

(speaker feedback and static)

(aggressive rock music)

(murmuring)

- Finally, ghouls,

our guests of
honor have arrived.

(aggressive dramatic music)

- Here we all are.

Well, welcome Uglies.

(laughing)

It's so fantastic to have
the entire Filthy family

together again.

- Now we really have had an
exciting season with all of you.

But at you know, we're down to
our final three competitors,

and soon one of them
will be crowned our next

Drag Supermonster.

- That's why you
guys are here today.

We need your help.

You guys have grown
with these competitors.

You've fought with them,
you've cried with them,

you've competed with them,

and I think you have all
the information we need

to help us make our decision.

- Basically you know
all the dirty secrets,

and we want everything
laid out on this table.

And before we're done, we're
going to ask each of you

who you think most deserves
to snatch that crown.

And I'm guessing that
it's going to be like

any good family reunion,

a messy, emotional,
dramatic train wreck.

So let's begin at the beginning.

(bell tinkling)

- [Dracmorda] With
the appetizer course.

(gong crashing)

Now you guys dropped
your lives and

moved across the country so
that you could become a part

of this competition.

Let's take a look back at
the origins of your journey.

- Hi.

It's me, Abhora.

- Hi, I'm Steven Glen Diehl,

otherwise known
as Biqtch Pudding,

and I'm here to tell
you, Boulet Brothers,

that not only I eat ass,

I swallow, too.

(dramatic music)

- Hey, I'm Kendra Onixxx,
the blood-drenched sex demon.

Welcome to my nightmare.

- Well hello there,
naughty boys and girls.

It is I, Disasterina!

(whip cracking)
(moaning)

- [Abhora] Thank you.
(laughing)

(whip cracking)

- Ah, thank you, ma'am.
(laughing)

- It is going to be a moment
of excitement tonight.

And that's just
at the beginning.

- You will die for us.

(panting)

(gun banging)

(maniacal laughing)

(hard rock music)

- Being in the body bag
for that amount of time

was like being inside
of a used condom,

it was just absolutely horrible.

- Biqtch looks like the
Beyonce video reject,

not a Dragula Supermonster.

- Biqtch Pudding...

This Abhora bitch, she is
fucking frightening to look at.

- Girl, what the
fuck was she wearing?

- Well, I don't understand
what's up with the Majesty.

She's not really road ready
as far as I'm concerned.

- There's pretty
sickin' talent here,

except for the one to my right.

Gag me with a spoon,
this bitch is awful.

- Body bags are just not
good for sweaty drag queen.

- Erika Klash is cute but...

- Disasterina
looks like she just

walked off the fucking street.

Like, is she a hooker?

- Kendra Onixxx seems
awfully basic to be

on this show, to be honest.

- I love Kendra Onixxx.

She's loud, she's an idiot,

she knows how to have
a good time (mumbles).

- I don't mind fighting anybody.

And point blank period,
they always told me

if anybody got
something to say to you,

you can still handle
it in the bread.

There's plenty of
bread to go around.

- You're not a monster, though.

I don't consider you a sister.

- What did you say
about me, girl?

- You're a trigger-happy
alcoholic, that
what I said, bitch.

You gotta pop a Xanax
every 10 fucking minutes.

- He's not pretentious at all.

He's just a cunt.

(laughing and screaming)

- [Dracmorda] It was quite
the rocky beginning for

some of you, wasn't it?

- Kendra, I want to ask you,

what ran through your
mind when you came out

of that body bag and you saw

your sisters for the first time?

- I mean, I was impressed
by most everyone,

but not everybody.

(gasping)

- [Erika] Who were
you not impressed by?

- Honestly, Biqtch.

You looked like a Beyonce reject

coming out of the fucking bag.

- Well you see where
the queen is, girl.

(laughing and cheering)

- Now, Abhora, you were a
big fan of the first season.

- I was.

- So is it sort of
surreal to be here today?

- I just realized where I am.

(laughing)

- [Swanthula] I believe you.

- I'm right where
Meatball, Vander, Xochi,

and they all were when
they were drunkenly

stabbing each other in the back.

And I'm so excited
for this opportunity.

(laughing)

- What do you think, Dahli?

- I love being
surrounded by trash,

it's my absolute favorite.
(laughing)

- Thank you!

Thank you!

- I have a like a really
big bond with Victoria now.

But I was stoked to see
what a diverse group

of people it was.

It was absolutely amazing.

- Monikkie and James,

you guys actually ran
into each at the airport

before we even started filming.

So what was your reaction
when you saw each other?

What did you think
about seeing each other

and figuring out that
you were on the show?

- You know, I wasn't too
surprised right away,

because she is quite
obviously a monster.

I mean, look at her speak.

I think she fits here.

She has that trananimal,
that trash, that dirt,

that underground kind of vibe.

So I was kind of
excited to see what she

could do on this show.

- To see her walk up in
front of me and it was

we were on the same
show, and I was just like

Jesus Christ.
- She carried my bags

for me at the airport.

- [Monikkie] I
literally was like,

I literally was like,
Jesus Christ, here we go.

Here comes the drama.

- [Erika] You
brought one suitcase?

- [Monikkie] Yes.

- It's just all masks.

- [Monikkie] #TeamOneLook.

(electric knife buzzing)

(laughing)

- I do want to ask you
guys because, James--

- [Monikkie] To be honest,

I am so happy with
James right now.

Me and James's
friendship, everything--

- [Dracmorda] I don't
want to talk about,

and you're interrupting me.

Okay, I'm not going
to say it again.

We're not talking about that.

You got it, does
everybody understand?

- Yes.
- [Dracmorda] Okay, great.

- I think James gets
extreme reactions

to the people that he meets.

And some of you guys got
those extreme reactions, too.

So what is it about James that

sometimes rubs
people the wrong way?

What do you think?

- [Monikkie] Do you really
want me to be like that now?

- [Kendra] She's
really off-putting when
you first meet her.

- [Swanthula] Okay.

- [Kendra] Because
she's like, oh I'm this,

oh I have this many followers,

I'm this, I'm that, I'm this.

- Well this is--

- Hold on, let me finish.

I let you talk.

But when you actually get
to know James Majesty,

she's really sweet.

But her persona is a bitch,

and I do not like her.

- I am a very confident person,

but it's all an
act that I put up.

Coming to meet
all of you queens,

you scared the fucked
out of me, all of you.

You're very intimidating.

So I put up a whole front
when I first got here

and each one of you let me
know that I was a bitch.

And that's when I
learned to, like, okay,

let me humble myself real quick.

- I could see that
you were doing that

because you felt uncomfortable,

not because you were
actually a bitch.

- [James] I was very
scared by all of you.

- All right, well that
was a nice appetizer,

but I'm definitely
still hungry for more.

So let's move on
to the main course.

(bell tinkling)

(gong crashing)

- Now we took you guys
to some crazy locations

to finish out some
of your challenges.

So we're going to
take a quick look back

and just see what it was
like on season two of Dragula

to do drag out in the wild.

- Where are we going?

(screaming)

- Pulling up in that truck
was a fucking disaster.

I knew that was going to be

just a shit show
in the beginning.

- I don't know where
the fuck we are.

I don't know who I'm with.

(dramatic music)

- What a rude awakening
to the old west,

to be pushed out of that truck
right on the floor, yuck.

- So drink a lot of water.

Pace yourself because the
temperature threatens to reach

a hellish 100 degrees today.

- Hello, Uglies.

Welcome to our
cabin in the woods.

(mumbling)

- I'm finally going to
become the naked mole rat

and about to shave
these eyebrows.

I'm worried I'm never
going to get dick again.

(mumbling)

(laughing)

- That's right, we're all
going to Wasteland Weekend.

(cheering)

- This car ride
is taking forever.

And Abhora's breath stinks.

- I'm a little nervous to
go to Wasteland Weekend.

I don't want to feel like we

have to like (mumbles).

(engine rumbling)

(laughing)

- This is fucking crazy!

(cheering and shouting)

I washed my face and everything
and then full up dirty now.

- These are the
craziest (mumbles).

- I love this, though.

Like, who ever would have
thought we'd be getting ready

in the middle of the desert?

- We thought the woods was bad.

- We've arranged a photo shoot

in a really red hot
spot out in the desert.

In fact, it's going to reach
close to 100 degrees out there.

So while you're
modeling for the camera,

then your challenge is
try to keep your cool

and deliver the hottest
photo of the day.

And whoever does,
scores the highest for

that portion of the challenge.

(laughing)

- [Abhora] That was hot!

- Erika, what did you
think of doing drag

in those crazy locations?

- Girl.

You have not done drag

until you have tucked in
the fucking woods, okay?

(laughing)

But you know what?

Those are the perfect
tests because like,

there's the challenges
but then there's like

get yourself in
drag in the woods,

or stand out in the
heat for hours and hours

and don't let your
eyebrows crack, you know?

That is part of
the hell of Dragula

so I totally embraced it,

and I think we
all were troopers.

- It teaches you quite a bit.
- Absolutely.

- Biqtch, what about you?

You survived a lot of
the location challenges.

What did you think was
the toughest and why?

- Uh, the woods fucked me up

because I had to shave my
brows in order to be pussy.

(laughing)

- That was ballsy, Biqtch.

- I have to tell you
that sitting there
with Peaches Christ

and Coco Peru seeing you cry

about your eyebrows
was pathetic.

(laughing)

- [Abhora] Yeah, I
was like, get over it.

- If it makes you feel better,
I'd still hit it, so I mean--

(laughing)

- On top of that,
I have to you guys,

this is really
secret information,

but it will help
you deal with this.

It'll grow back.

(laughing)

Well you guys were
tougher than you know.

And that's what that
challenge was really about,

to go in there and
just let it out,

and be rough and tumble,

and roll in the dirt
with another queen,

and work your problems out,
like Kendra said, in the grass.

(laughing)

- That's why we design
those exterminations.

It is to test you in
various ways and help you

push your limits so can
realize things like,

I'm alive, I feel
like a primal being,

and I can be hurt and
I can hurt people,

and I'm tough.

And it's fun as fuck to
watch you guys do it all.

- [Dracmorda] So liberating.

So, Erika, you have actually
faced more exterminations

than any contestant
on the show, ever.

So congratulations.

(applauding and cheering)

- And I will say,

even when I did go home,

I went out kicking
and screaming.

And Abhora, Biqtch, you limped
into that next challenge

because I got you.

- [Dracmorda] Dahli,

you were skyrocketing
in the competition.

And then, you went
up for extermination

and what happened?

- You guys play fair,
you play hardball.

So I knew that if I did poorly,
you would exterminate me.

To be honest,

this competition is
way more pressure,

physically and mentally,

than a lot of
people see at home,

and they'll never understand
that until you are

a competitor on this show.

And I fell short.

- [Dracmorda] That's
an honest answer.

It is a lot harder, you
guys all know that now.

People at home don't realize
how much we torture you all.

But I'm sure you
think it's worth it.

- Yeah, these
bitches are badass.

- I want to talk to Felony,
too, about exterminations,

because the one that you faced,

I think calls for a
certain steely nature.

Because you went home
first, how did that feel?

What did that experience
do to you, do for you?

- I learned a lot of humility.

Pinche and I are getting
along great over this.

(laughing)

It's a lot of
feelings of rejection,

and rejection is a lot of
feelings of no control.

And Monikkie fuels
my resentment because

we were all in the bottom
and her attitude was bad.

She had a bad attitude.

She was screaming for Vicodin,

screaming for alcohol--
- [Monikkie] Xanax.

Not Vicodin, not Vicodin.

Xanax, Xanax.

- And if you're not grateful
to be here, don't be here.

Don't elect to be
here any longer.

- Girl, I wore a
mask and I got here.

- You got there

and...

It fueled my resentment,

and for all the gratitude
I have to the Boulets

for letting me be here.

(arguing)

I still validate
you as a performer

and I think you're amazing.

But I'm still making,
still creating,

still sewing, still doing,

and I'm going to
keep on doing it.

(cheering)

And I still have
gratitude through it.

And I'm not going to scream
like a baby about it either.

- Now we were not
aware of the questions

that the polygraph
operator would ask

to try to embarrass you.

And then he asked
the incest questions.

(laughing)

Which I love and live for.

You stunned us with
honesty, and I was like--

- We thought James
was the incest one.

- I'm the incest
queen of season two.

- [Swanthula] She's the
undercover incest queen.

- I can explain, I can explain.

It was a cousin of my father's,

and if you know from
watching the show,

I don't know any of the family
on my father's side, really.

So it was someone that I
didn't really grow up with.

But then I was like, oh.

I was like 15, I was like, yeah,

I'll blow you on the
way to this market.

- Ah ha!

- This actually brings up the
moment of truth for James.

What is this incest bullshit?

Here is your chance, explain.
(laughing)

- So my brother is a brother
I've adopted into my family.

- So it's chosen family,
it's not biological family.

- [James] He is chosen family.

We are not related, but
biologically we each

actually have the
same last name.

And we are best friends and
we did grow up together.

And he is the closest
family I have.

And we have actually never
slept together at all.

At all, even though
he's a porn star,

I do the porn and the drag,

we all mixing everything
together like...

No, God no.

- So is that just a rumor?

How did that happen?

- There was a queen online who
got kicked out of DragCon--

(shouting)

And she made up a rumor about me

and it just spread with all
of the bearded people on

Reddit, and it went
crazy, that's all.

- Does everybody feel
satisfied with that answer?

- But I would fuck him, yeah.

(laughing)

- Now, Disasterina, something
interesting came out about you

when you when you first
started the competition,

that you are actually
married to a biological woman

and have a stepdaughter.

- And she's hot!

(laughing)

- Are you calling
my daughter hot?

- No, no, no.
- Okay, just checking.

- I wondered,

was it hard for you to feel
like you fit in with these girls

because of your
sexual preferences?

- I was a little worried
when I came onto the show.

I mean, I am a little bit
different from everybody else.

But, once I got
to know everybody,

I was really surprised at
how loving everybody was.

I made friends here that I'm
going to have my entire life.

- I love you--

- It was such a non-issue.

- I'll love you when
the check clears.

- We were all like,
duh, there should be

a straight drag queen.

That is a perspective that
has not been showcased.

And it is a valid perspective,

just like biological women or
cisgendered women doing drag,

or trans women doing drag.

- Queer doesn't mean being gay.

You fit right into
this fucked up family.

(cheering)

- [Erika] It has so much more
to do with a state of mind

than it does sexual identity.

- And you are so queer.
- She is queer.

- So, Kendra.

During the rock
and roll challenge,

you seemed to have some
conflicts with your band mates,

and it ultimately ended in you

getting exterminated that night.

How do you feel about that?

Is there things that you think

people at home maybe didn't see

or didn't understand
about what was happening?

- I was going through
a lot of stuff

in my personal
life to be honest.

And I just didn't
have the means to go

to one of the two
practices we had.

It's not like we had many.

So I mean, let's just be honest.

- We didn't have many
because you weren't there.

- Bitch, we had two!

- We had many without you.

- It's very hard to
get ahold of you.

- Okay, we had two practices,

and what we did on stage was
exactly what we practiced.

Am I right or am I wrong?

- Yeah, but we could have
practiced so much more.

- [Kendra] Whoa,
my question is--

- Maybe she practiced not
to lose your wig twice.

- Well if you didn't hit me
in the head like you did,

I wouldn't have.

You should practice
not busting your seams

on your pants, bitch.

(laughing)

- Sorry, but--

(laughing)

- That was the point.

- Oh, you guys knew what
hair I was going to wear?

- And you should have
prepared for that

because you knew
too, didn't you?

- And I superglued it
on, I mean, how hard

are you going to hit me?

- It was styrofoam, bitch.

- It was a fake TV.

- Bottom line, there was two
practices I was told about,

I made it one, and we
did exactly what we

practiced on the stage.

I mean, I'm sorry that
your costume came apart,

your costume came apart,

and you were boring.

(laughing)

I'm sorry.

- [James] Honey,
so the thing is,

we had more rehearsals and you
didn't respond quick enough.

I would message you--
- Waiting for hours.

And you would never respond
within the amount of time

to get back to us to
set everything up.

- [Kendra] Bitch, I have two--

I have messages
for two practices

that you guys told me about.

I don't know if you
guys had more than that.

I wasn't told about
more than that.

And I'm sorry, you shouldn't
have been messaging me,

Victoria should have been
because she was the captain,

am I right?
- But I was.

- Am I right or am I wrong?

- I was messaging you and I
didn't hear back from you.

- [Kendra] No you weren't.

- You were six hours late also.

- And you guys still didn't
have anything when I got there!

No, you didn't, you didn't
have anything when I got there.

No, no, no, when I got there,

we decided that all
together, as four people,

am I right or am I wrong?

That's a yes or no question.

- Um--

- [Monikkie] Is it yes
or fucking no, bitch?

- No, Monikkie...

Happy alcoholic.

- Are you fucking kidding me?

- [Abhora] We didn't
want to make any moves.

- [Kendra] Okay, you're
right, you're right.

(arguing)

Am I in the Twilight Zone?

Be honest, Abhora,

was there a clear, concise...

We knew we were doing Neon.

Was there a clear, concise
plan when I got there

six hours late?

- We spent days conceptualizing
our band's identity.

But if we weren't all there
together, to experiment--

- [Kendra] I'm sorry, you
guys are worried about

the performance aspect.

I'm not.

I perform, you guys model.

(arguing)

- If we're talking
about cheap outfits,

why don't you talk
about your runway look

that was from the Walgreens
section for Halloween?

- [Kendra] That's
only because you hated

everything you did.

Put some panties on, bitch.

- Oh, right, okay.

- You're telling me--

(arguing)

Tell me because
you're a real bitch.

So tell me how you feel.

- We...

Okay look, we all collectively
focused on ourselves

and hoped that it would mesh
together well, and it didn't.

- Didn't matter because
we fucking nailed this.

- You fucking bitch!
(laughing)

- I honestly, I've
said what I had to say

because I felt like you
guys just pretty much

just showed your true
colors right now.

- Monikkie, you've had
some drama on social media

since the cast was announced.

I want to ask you if
you have anything to say

about your behavior
or the outcome--

- Yeah, I actually do.

The stuff that happened
on social media, I
really do regret.

And it doesn't matter
if it happened long ago,

if it happened last week,

if it happened yesterday,
or the day before.

It doesn't matter.

I'm starting to realize
that I did make a mistake

and I want to correct it,

and I want to be
a better person.

- Are you upset that you
hurt somebody's feelings?

- Actually,

to be honest--
- Careful.

I didn't sign up for Dragula
to be a fucking role model.

I didn't want to be like--

I didn't want to be that person.

Because to be honest, who's
going to fucking look up to me?

- This is your opportunity--

(arguing)

- Can you let me finish?

Thank you.

Yeah, I didn't sign up on
Dragula to be a role model.

I didn't sign up for
everybody to look up to me.

I don't want people
to look up to me.

I can't even look up.

I signed up on this show
to be the fucking monster

that I know I could
be and everything.

And then once it came
out that I realized

that I do have a
platform, I do a audience,

I do have people that
do look up to me.

I apologize for that.

I do immensely apologize
for the shit that I said.

Still to this day I
still apologize for that.

I am not a perfect person.

I still make mistakes,
no matter fucking what.

- There it is.

- If feel bad that some
people have to look up to me,

but at the same time--

- Monikkie, I'm going
to interrupt you.

And I'm not going
to kiss your ass.

But what I do think
you should realize is

you don't have to
self-deprecate.

If someone looks up to you,
they see something in you

that inspires them.

You're creative, you're
unusual, you make me laugh.

I love this wild spirit
that you have about you.

I think there's plenty of
aspects in your character

and your creativity as an artist

that are worthy
of looking up to.

But you also are a person, and
none of us here are perfect

and no one watching
the show is perfect.

And to condemn anyone,
and just death threats

and all these other
ridiculous things

because someone made a mistake,

no one is above forgiveness.

And if they are, they have no
idea what life is about yet

as far as I'm concerned.

- If someone says something
that we don't like,

and as a community we say,
let's attack that person,

let's drag that person,
let's destroy them,

let's tell them to kill
themselves and that

sort of crazy stuff,

you know...

This is how Trump gets elected.

Because what you're doing
is, if someone fucks up,

you terrify them.

You don't get an
opportunity to teach them

how to grow or anything.

You basically scare them
into being terrified,

you ostracize them--

- They hide their feelings.

They hide their feelings
because they can't share them,

and when they do share
them, they're attacked.

So you have all of these
people out in our country

that hide their true feelings.

And then when we have an
election or when you can

voice your opinion in private,

then you find out what
people are really thinking.

And by then it's too late.

You can't change someone
or help someone grow.

- All we're doing is
bullying them as a community.

What we need to do is
dig our hands in it

and change people's
minds, right?

- And I think that
Monikkie did that.

I don't know what you're
going to do in the future.

I don't know your
whole fucking history.

We research the cast
as much as we can,

we dig into your history
for about six months,

and what the hell else
can we do at that point?

So we were surprised
we didn't know it.

But I really applaud that
you publicly apologized

several times,

and I really applaud
that you and the person

who this happened with
spoke, you made up,

that's progress to me.

That's positivity.

That's taking a
negative and turning it

into something positive.

- Cheers to that, bitch.

(cheering and laughing)

- We all haven't been
together like this

since we started this journey.

I want to give each
of you the opportunity

to either ask a question of
one of your exorsisters here,

or maybe confront an issue
that you wish you had

but you didn't.

Would anybody like to start?

- [Erika] Abhora,

why did you lie and
say that I should stay

when you felt, according
to the polygraph test,

that you felt you should stay.

- Where I'm from, lying
is an easy solution

to solve all your
problems forever.

Now I see, through this show,

that it's only putting your
problems back a little bit.

But it will come forward.

I have changed who I am,

I've adapted who I am.

I've overcome insecurities
and things that

have been in the way of
me being a truer artist.

And now I see that you haven't.

I really wish you
had just been honest.

Because I was honest.

And you claim to be such
a monster, this that.

You talk a lot of shit to these

other girls about me beforehand.

And we had a whole discussion
about how heady you were.

But you couldn't
say it to my face.

And I find that to
be the bitch aspect

that kept you from top three.

And I feel like that kind
of procedure is unfortunate.

(electric knife buzzing)

- Enough of that,

I hope you guys have
let the bad blood out.

But I'm growing
tired of the subject.

I hope that that has helped
your relationship in some way.

I mean, I feel like she's
answered the question

and maybe it shed some
light on the situation,

but I think your relationship
is a little complicated

and you guys could probably
go back and forth for awhile.

- Really, I love you,
I still love you.

But you're a bitch.

And you don't own
it like I owned it.

- Well you can go
fight each other in

the alley by the dumpster
after this if you want to,

but for now, that
conversation's done.

- They just need to fuck
and get it over with.

- Get away from me!
- I've had it!

- Listen, girls, that was
a very filling course.

So thank you all for that.

But I think it's
time we moved to

my favorite part of the meal.

(bell tinkling)

Dessert.
(gong clanging)

- So this is the
moment of truth.

This is the moment you
all get to speak up on.

We cast all of you for a
reason, because we respect

your opinions and we
respect your creativity.

But now we have to decide
who's going to win.

And we want to call on
each of you to tell us

who you think
should win and why.

And we're going to
start with Felony.

- Biqtch Pudding.

She has something
that is indescribable.

It's easy for her,
she wants to do it,

it's not work for her.

In short, she's
just kind of a star

in the simplest words.

- [Dracmorda] What do
you think, Monikkie?

- Yeah, Monikkie,
what do you think?

- Me and Biqtch Pudding, like...

Girl, I had so much angst
against her and the whole fight,

and I think that she has
worked so fucking hard

and I would not be
sur-fucking-prised if she won

and took the fucking title
of Dragula season two.

But also, Victoria does, too.

Like, so it's kind of a toss-up.

- Dahli, what do you think?

- Although my answer may
seem a little biased,

Victoria is my fucking homegirl,

and it has nothing to do
(gasping)

with our personal relationship.

But it has everything
to do with everything

she has brought to the table.

She is a absolute fucking
disgusting monster.

- I don't believe you
would tell us that

if you didn't believe it.

- [Dahli] I don't
have a reason to lie.

I mean, what are you going
to do, exterminate me?

(laughing)

- [Dracmorda] We might!

Kendra, what do you think?

- Honestly, I'm torn
between Victoria and Abhora.

No, I'm just saying.

(laughing)

Victoria and Biqtch
Pudding, I mean James,

you know I love you and
you're fucking creative,

but I think you have a big
head and you don't deserve it.

Biqtch and Victoria, you
guys are fucking phenomenal.

I've never seen
drag in this genre

to the caliber that you
guys bring, to be honest.

So I would be glad with
either of you two winning.

- Abhora, what do you think?

- Victoria,

all I want to know is,

do you have the fear that
you may not win this?

Or do you feel like you
have this in the bag?

- That's really hard
to say at this point.

All three of us are
fucking phenomenal.

I don't feel scared, though.

- Biqtch Pudding,

do you think you're
going to win this?

- Yeah.

I fucking want it.

- [Abhora] I pick
Biqtch Pudding.

I am so goddamn proud of you.

- [Biqtch] Well, I'm
glad to hear that.

- That's a turn of events.

- [Dracmorda] Sure is.

That's what this show is
about a little bit, right?

You guys grow, we push
you to grow and develop,

and I think all of you have.

Disasterina,

what do you think?

- Victoria is best with visuals.

Biqtch is the best performer.

James is the hardest worker.

Biqtch and James
are supermonsters.

I love you, Victoria,
but I'm not sure.

James should win.

- Thank you.

- [Dracmorda] Erika.

- Biqtch Pudding.

You,

you have Dragula in
your bones, babe.

And I saw it when we worked
together in LA the first time

and I see it now.

I saw all these
bitches turn on you,

and we had our moment, too.

The way that you led our
team in the rock challenge

was so inspiring
because you did not let

everything that
happened change you.

And you have the personal
strength that it takes

to be Dragula.

I love you, Victoria.

The personality and
performance is not there for me

to say that you are deserving.

James, you have been
the best at showing them

exactly what they
were looking for.

But I don't know if you
have Dragula in your blood

in the same way
that Biqtch does.

So for that reason, I think
that Biqtch deserves to win.

- Well thank you all
for your opinion.

I want to allow the three
finalists to respond briefly.

James, do you have anything
to say as a response?

- You know, I've always
been underestimated,

even where I am
at home right now.

Even though I run
a lot of the scene,

I'm not liked by any
of the queens there.

And coming here and not
being liked by everyone, too,

shows me that I know
I deserve to win

because I work so
hard to stay who I am

in every element of what I do.

And these other two girls,
they also deserve to win.

That's the thing.

We all deserve to be
the Dragula winners.

But I believe, and I know
it, that I'm going to win.

And that's why I'm still here.

It's because you have to
have that inside of you.

You have to know it already.

Also, I need that money because

I spent over $10,000 already.

(laughing)

- Your comeuppance
will be so delicious.

- [Dracmorda] Victoria,
what do you think?

- I feel like everything
that they said, I understand

that visually they all love me

but I feel like I'm
growing as a person.

My personality is coming
quickly with my drag

that's also still growing.

I really just want
everyone to see me

fully bloom into that character.

And I really feel like
Dragula is in my blood.

I don't think that I
should be underestimated

in the personality area because

she's right there,
knocking at the door.

Be like, she's here.

She's ready to fucking
win, she's not sleeping.

- [Dracmorda] All right.

Biqtch?

- I'm pretty fucking
speechless to be on a stage

with such talented
fucking bitches.

I mean, look.

We are fucking changing
the face of drag.

There's no fucking
question about it.

I love doing this
profession more than

anything else in the world.

That first day, I just
came in with such a like,

oh my god, I get to have
sisters that are like me

and I don't have to
fucking be crazy!

And it was like, girl, here's
800 tomatoes to chainsaw

and a fucking toothpick,
have some fun, bitch.

- I think that if they
had all loved you,

maybe you wouldn't have
had any questions about it.

- I don't think I
would have as much--

(talking over each other)

You know it just told me what
I've had to do my whole life

is just buck up in that
moment and just like,

you know what, fucking
ride through this ride

and know what the
fuck you can do.

And I feel like I've done that.

- Well, listen, ghouls,

we want to thank you for
everything that you have done

this season of Dragula.

And we're sorry that
you all had to die.

But,

for now our time has come.

(thundering)

- So listen ladies,
now that we're alone,

from the two of us we just
want to say congratulations

to the three of you.

Everything you've done this
season has been amazing.

We couldn't be more proud.

It's going to be
very exciting to see

what you do in the
final floorshow.

- We would actually like
to see each of you...

(suspenseful music)

- [Swanthula] I think the
girls are coming, let's go.

Ah, here we are.

- [Dracmorda] Well look at this.

- This is it, girls.

It's the moment of truth.

Everything comes down to this.

You've all been working so hard,

we're so proud of
all three of you,

you each bring something
really different to the table,

and we couldn't be more
pleased and excited

to see what you're
going to do in the final

grand finale floorshow.

As you know, Dragula has
three primary principles,

filth, horror and glamour.

Your final challenge
is to put together

a look and a floorshow

to show us your
ultimate expression

of those three principles.

- It's going to
be very difficult

and you know the
stakes are really high.

And obviously the
competition is fierce.

So you need to put
everything you have into this

and blow our minds, all right?

I want to cheers you
guys to good luck

and hoping that we don't fuck up

and pick the wrong bitch.

- [All] Cheers.
(laughing)

(dramatic music)