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[eerie music]

[owls hooting] [wolf howling]

- [Announcer] Previously on Dragula.

[upbeat music]

- We're all going to Wasteland Weekend.

It's about heavy metal, big guns, loud music.

Thousands of freaks rolling around in giant tanks

with flame throwers and turrets on them.

- For the first segment of your challenge,

we've arranged a photoshoot.

Thee second part of your challenge is the main event.

You're gonna be performing live

on the Wasteland Weekend stage.

- I'm really excited about this concept

we came up with for our performance

as the Four Horsemen.

- We won't be judging you alone.

Please welcome your queen,

Vander Von Odd!

[heavy metal music]

♪ Drag, filth, horror

♪ Glamor

♪ Dragula

♪ Killer Queen Dragula

♪ She'll make you scream

♪ Drag, Drag, Drag, Drag, Dragula ♪

- [Host] The winner of Dragula

receives a cash prize of $10,000,

courtesy of DragQueenMerch.com,

and the title of Dragula,

the world's next Drag Superstar!

♪ Drag, Drag, Drag, Drag, Dragula ♪

[woman screams]

[heavy rock music]

- James for sure killed the photo challenge.

- What?

Oh stop it, you with your smoke

behind you and in front of you,

the dimension was fucking odd! - You look maniacal,

you look fucking crazy in those.

[all laugh] - I didn't recognize you.

- Aborrah, your look did not impress me

in the photoshoot. - Really?

- Just because I didn't understand it,

I knew you were going for that food thing.

- Famine. - Famine [laughs].

But cohesively I didn't get it until I saw--

[all gasp]

[multiple people speaking at once]

Welcome to our fancy tent.

- How are you all?

That shit was fucking amazing,

that was a lot of fun.

I just wanna like step in

and have like a little kiki moment

with y'all after seeing your journey

through this competition, being able to watch you all

through the rafters of the theater

like a Phantom, spying on you,

and seeing you all grow,

it's really been amazing to see you all embark

on this journey and make it this far.

[cymbal crash]

What has Dragula been for you ladies.

- Well every challenge I've taken away a new lesson,

and sort of like really learned something

from each of you.

Every single one of you has added

a piece to what is now me.

Why are you rolling your eyes right now?

- I'm not! [all laugh]

I'm not it was all [mumbles]

I swear, I was like oh really,

that's how you feel [mumbles].

- Right now, I feel like a more complete self.

- I see that, I see that in you,

I see that in a lot of you, a much more complete self,

once you leave Dragula,

you step out of the world with a mind state

of like what the fuck can you throw at me

that I couldn't handle

or didn't do already on Dragula, you know?

- I didn't think about that. [all laugh]

Vander has done so much to Dragula forward.

She's really a good source of information.

- I did not expect half this much,

especially seeing season one, we're like what can we do

to like really top what they did?

Fuck. [all laugh]

- No, you bitches came to play,

and that was something true right off the bat,

that first runway, we were all just like jaws on the floor.

It's only the second season, season one

kind of set up what the show was gonna be like,

and season two was us finally seeing,

okay now that there is a formula established,

what is gonna come of it from people

who saw season one, and like y'all fucking came to play,

that first episode we were all just like dumbstruck

by the amount of craftsmanship that was on the stage.

- This whole show is changing the face of drag,

but this top four?

Girl.

I just feel like it's the most surrealist thing

that's ever happened to me.

Like this is my job,

and the fact that I get this platform,

to be with this talented cast,

and to be expressing my artistry.

I'm speechless man, like a year ago,

I was doing tip spots just to pay my rent, you know?

Like I do drag full time,

it's fucking surreal that I'm in a room

with such talented artists

and we all look bomb as fuck right now.

[all laugh]

- You look fucking good.

So James, what has your journey in Dragula

meant for you?

- Y'know it's been a really crazy ride for me,

but like the brothers have taught me a lot

with all these challenges

and things they put us through,

but honestly I feel like I've learned the most

from the girls.

Like the first week, these girls legit did not like me,

none of them, they all told me

to my face they didn't like me also, and that made me

really think about how my persona is, because I'm really not

a bitch or a cunt, and I think these girls realize that,

that's just my funny, fake attitude

when I'm in drag, and I've kinda learned

to shut that away, and be more of who I am I think now,

I think Dragula's taught me to really like love myself

for who I am and not the character that I put out there.

- I love that. - It's given me a lot.

A lot, and I'm really grateful for it.

- We love you too. - I love you guys too.

[Vander laughs]

- James is really changing the way he acts

and it's really refreshing.

- So after you won Dragula

and took the crown,

what's the biggest thing that's happened for you

because of this?

- It gave me a career where there was none,

I had never had a paid gig, ever.

I had only been doing tip spots

up until that point.

It gave me the opportunity to travel

and just meet really crazy interesting people,

or like young fans, my favorite thing

is the underage fans,

they'll wait outside of the club for you

because they wanna meet you so bad,

and so it's cool to connect those people

and kind of plant seeds of hope

that there is future for the freaks,

and the geeks, and the queerdos,

and the weirdos, y'know?

- With Dragula, where do you see it going?

Like where would you like to see it go

or how would you like this legacy

to be carried on?

- You know what, it's an interesting balance

because there's been so many fabulous shows

that once they go big,

and they have like 20-something producers

and 30-something writers and all this,

it's just too many people,

you lose some of that essence,

some of the soul of the project,

and so for me Dragula, I would love to see Dragula

go massive, but I'm excited to see it go massive

because I know the Boulet Brothers

would never let that happen,

so I'm excited to see it go huge and retain it's essence,

it's horror, it's filth, it's glamor,

and not be a show that's partially censored,

or y'know limited in what it does

because Dragula pushes buttons,

it pushes a lot of people's buttons,

we get it, the people who enjoy the show get it,

and so I'm excited to see it go big

with that audience and y'know, keep that essence.

One last little piece of, I guess advice

if you wanna call it that,

each one of us may have a definition

of what a Supermonster is, I think for me,

a Supermonster is very much someone who has personally

witnessed kinda the nasty of the world,

and the evils of the world,

it's the bullied kids, it's the kids who are left out,

and I think that's why gay people or queer people

as a community tend to have such a connection

to horror films, or to the villains,

because the villains in the horror,

characters were the ostracized, the weird, the ones

who weren't understood, but they took all the things

that made them different,

and turned them into their power

and I think that's where all of this comes from,

and that's why so many people who haven't experienced that

don't get it, they don't get why we love

this darkness, and I think that's just where it comes from,

and I guess I just wanted to share that,

and I can't wait to see what you ladies do

on stage tonight.

- [Victoria] Yes, oh my God, we have to start getting ready!

- I'm gonna pile on four more shawls and scarves.

[all laugh]

Alright, have a great performance ladies

and I'll see you soon! - I'm so nervous!

- Alright, let's hustle.

[eerie music]

- I wasn't paying attention to the time,

so we've really gotta just make sure

everything comes together.

- Aw, fuck dude.

Crap's coming together, and we're about to go on stage.

I'm last [mumbles] Queen, but I'm fucking nervous.

- We are running to get this together,

I don't know if we're gonna get the flags on time,

or if the Bitch is gonna be ready on time,

but we need to go.

- This performance is my [mumbles].

We are really low on time and I don't think

Bitch is ready yet.

[dramatic music]

- I hope this group number goes well.

- This audience looks very tough,

but I feel like we're gonna turn it so hard

and give them something they haven't seen.

- This performance is gonna end their world.

- Guys, now we just need to skull fuck

their craniums into oblivion,

I swear to God.

[dramatic music]

- Let's give 'em a fucking show tonight, guys.

- Failure is not an option. - Let's go!

- Let's party, bitches! - On three, Dragula!

- [All] One, two, three, Dragula!

- So here we're gonna give it up for the Boulet Brothers!

[audience cheers]

[heavy metal music]

- Hello everybody, and welcome to the Race!

- There are some girls from our camp

that came along with us,

they would like to put a show on for you tonight.

- Are you guys ready for a show?

- I am sure that it is gonna blow

your tits clean right off of your chest,

please welcome to the stage the Four Horsewomen

of the Apocalypse. [audience cheers]

[heavy metal music]

[Four Horsewomen scream]

[electronic music] [audience cheers]

♪ I love my car, I love my car

♪ It makes me feel like a super, superstar ♪

♪ It's pink like my sweet, sweet pink lips ♪

♪ Look at yours, look at mine, it's so electrifying ♪

♪ I'll take you on a ride

♪ I'm gonna get it on

♪ So come alive, I'll make you cum before too long ♪

[audience cheering distorts vocals]

♪ Muscle cars, muscle cars, I don't think they heard ♪

[audience cheers]

♪ I wanna shake my ass to the beat ♪

[audience cheers]

♪ It's a mess, it's a mess, all over my dressing gown ♪

♪ Looks on, five feet, what chu here for ♪

♪ I spy my dear, give me more, more, more ♪

♪ More, more, more, more

♪ Give me more, more, more, more, more, more, more ♪

[audience cheers]

♪ Show me what chu got

♪ It makes no sense, but I sweat a lot ♪

♪ 160 miles on the Autobahn

♪ All they want is shell, that is fine, fine, fine ♪

[audience cheers]

♪I love my car, I love my car

♪ It makes me feel like a super, superstar ♪

♪ It's pink like my sweet, sweet pink lips ♪

♪ Look at yours, look at mine, it's so electrifying ♪

♪ I'll take you on a ride, I'mma get it on ♪

♪ So come alive, I'll make you cum before it's done ♪

[audience cheers]

♪ C'mon shake that ass, shake it to the beat ♪

♪ I want you to sing all the words just at my feet ♪

[audience cheers]

♪ Gimme more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more ♪

♪ Gimme more, more, more, more, more, more, more, more ♪

♪ Electrifying, purple reign

♪ I like the spark, all in fact ♪

♪ Come to my rescue, show me what chu got ♪

♪ I know it makes no sense, but I sweat a lot ♪

♪ 160 miles on the Autobahn

♪ All they want is shell, that is fine, fine, fine ♪

[audience cheers]

[audience cheering distorts the lyrics]

♪ I love my car, I love my car

♪ It makes me feel like a super, superstar ♪

♪ It's pink like my sweet, sweet pink lips ♪

♪ Look at yours, look at mine, it's so electrifying ♪

[audience cheers]

♪ Gimme more, more, more, more, more, more, more ♪

[audience cheers]

[explosion]

- [Host] One more time for the Four Horsewomen

of the Apocalypse! [audience cheers]

- You guys did an amazing job. - Thank you so much.

[eerie music]

[dramatic music]

- Well, well, well. - Well, well, well.

It's been a while since we've all been together, huh?

- It's been a minute. - I have to say,

no matter what happens after this,

we have got to keep meting like this.

[all laugh]

- Vander, I have to say,

I am super curious about your opinion

on these four girls

because just to take a moment to tell you,

I really couldn't be more proud of you

as our first Supermonster. - Thank you so much.

- I am so proud of everything that you've done

and the way that you've spent the last year,

it means a lot to me personally.

- Thank you so much,

it's been an absolute honor

to be able to represent Dragula

for an entire year of reign

and I can't wait to crown the next bitch.

- In all honesty too, aside from the fact

that you made an amazing monster,

you've also been on set enough to see these girls

both in front of the camera and behind the camera,

through everything that they've done this season,

I don't think they were really cognizant of the fact

that you would be here,

using all of that information in judging them

and helping us make this decision,

the last elimination of the season.

- So we have four girls left,

and obviously we're gonna pick our final three,

so this is the last extermination of the season.

Give me some of your thoughts

on all of the girls really, who are you favoring?

- So I, over the last couple of weeks,

have been favoring Bitch,

I think she brings such an energy,

she brings such life

to what she does, and I think what's so interesting

about Bitch is that we've seen a journey,

a lot of the other Queens

that we have on the cast this year,

some of them were just amazing right off the bat,

but to see Bitch grow and evolve

and become that insane, crazy performer

that we have now has really been a treat

and I have to go with that.

- She faced a lot of adversary,

and she was able to kind of grow through that

and come out stronger instead of crumble and die,

because I feel like she almost met her end

at the end of episode two.

It was a do or die moment for her.

- I thought for sure that was it,

and I don't know what twist of fate, y'know?

- She got it together! - Yeah she did,

she got it together.

- Y'know all of them wowed me,

one of them just wowed me a little bit less

than the rest and it's because they're all so good

and for me that was unfortunately Aborrah.

I felt like she kind of faded into the background

a little bit this time around,

that's not to say she wasn't phenomenal,

but all of the other girls were amazing.

- Yeah, I think that they all performed

with a really wild, kind of carnal energy

and this place, at Wasteland Weekend,

just being so close to nature and the desert,

and that stage with the flame throwers,

it sort of invokes that kind of energy

and I think all four of them tapped into that,

but I kind of have to agree,

and you know that I have a really weird, strange,

little gnarly place in my heart for Aborrah,

but I have to be honest,

she faded a little where the other three really shined.

- Someone I was really impressed with this week

was Victoria, Victoria always turns out

these amazing, cinematic looks,

but I felt through the competition,

she never sold me what she was presenting on the stage,

I just craved for her to sell me that character,

but tonight that finally fucking happened,

she sold me that character and I felt her fantasy.

- I agree with you, but I take subtleties

into consideration too, it isn't just like who's gonna be

the superstar on stage, I wanna know

about their personality, what excites them?

What in their heart makes them sing?

What gets them excited to be a Queen

and to be Dark Queen and to be a Weird Queen,

and where are there inspirations coming from?

- What did you feel about James?

That was really fucking amazing.

- [Host] It was very Dragula, it was very punk,

and oversexualized and I liked it.

- She was like living it, I enjoyed

everything about it, it's so detail-driven.

Super androgynous, I think everything was kind of there.

She was very careful, and that can also be read

as very calculating, which can also be called very smart,

but I think those are dangerous energies

to be giving out because it's not just truthful

and open and expressive, it's kinda hidden,

and that puts me off.

- You don't wanna find out someone's motive afterwards.

- Secret Bitch Syndrome. - I think that's everyone?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- It's time to go and read these bitches

for filth, here in the desert.

- And a bitch knows this to be true,

and I know the two of you share this with me,

it's only because we're out in the middle

of the waste that we didn't bring out nails tonight, right?

- True. [all laugh]

- But I think all the talking is done,

it's time we pass judgment.

[eerie music]

[dramatic music]

- I know I speak on behalf of all of us

in saying that your looks tonight are just perfect.

I mean, you went beyond and above

what we expected, all four of you did.

Also your performance as a group was stellar,

I would love to put that on a tour

and let people just see you guys go crazy together.

It was good!

You guys made us proud.

- I think we as a collective group

brought the type of performance

that these people are not really used to seeing,

but we didn't give them any choice.

Yay, we're gonna fucking enjoy it because it all kicked ass.

- [claps] Hell yeah, we nailed the stage show

and the audience lived for it.

- Let's go back to these photos because they were amazing,

and I wanna start with Bitch

because I think your choice for props

is really sweet, and you have to talk to me

about this sword, because when I saw it,

I was just like ah, Bitch brought out the sword.

- I've always wanted to be like a video game vixen,

like that's where my drag comes from,

is like I would play video games as a kid,

coming home from a shitty day at school

and hating life, and I'd go be these awesome women

with these swords and weapons

and you get to be like these heroines

just kicking ass in a body thong.

- I think you perfectly embodied

the body thong, sword-wielding vixen,

like you gave it to me in full fantasy,

and that's something I really love about you,

you're always so electric when you're on stage.

There's something that just draws my eye to you,

and there's an energy that kind of emanates

from within you that's so real,

I can tell that you're having a good time

and you're having fun,

and so I have a good time and I have fun with you.

- Bitch, I was in my fantasy whipping that chain around.

- You're a punk bitch and it's fun to watch.

You know, that's one of the things about Dragula,

everyone's always saying, "Oh, you have to be

"this vampire queen."

I'm like no bitch, it's an alternative drag competition.

Punk drag is a big part of it, as you can see,

and you embody that. - Thank you.

- Yeah, if I had one criticism,

the smoke got to be too much,

because your hair was holding onto a lot of it,

because your hair's so big. [everyone laughs]

[multiple people speak at once]

It was like totally smoke screening you for real,

I was like where the fuck is she, you know?

- Wasteland Weekend was originally Waterworld,

but your dry ass wig soaked up the lake.

[all laugh]

- Bitch!

- Aborrah, I love there's this recurring bird quality

in all of your work,

there's something very like, it's the nose,

the wispy hair, it's the feathers,

and it's something that I've gotten

to very closely associate with you,

where even if I'm walking down the street

and I see a splattered bird I'm like Aborrah!

[all laugh]

And I love that, and your photographs

were very powerful. - Yeah, your photos

were very striking. - The photo

really captured your character I think,

your physicality really came through.

If anyone faded a little bit, it was you.

It wasn't that you were bad,

I just feel like if anything,

maybe they shined just a little bit brighter than you,

my eyes just kinda moved around the stage

and that was just my experience,

and you know I love you bitch,

but it is the truth,

it's what happened [mumbles] performance.

- I feel like, I feel like maybe I didn't push myself

as far as I could have gone.

- You were tighter this week, which is great,

because you know we talked about that last week.

- Hey actually, I think saying,

"We talked about it last week."

Is softening the blow,

you really came for her ass last week.

She learned her lesson. [all laugh]

- My feet are fine, by the way.

- I have to agree, I was very captivated

when you first started.

I felt like yours was like, it was getting there,

it was getting there, but I just didn't quite get

that climax, I know there was a prop,

there was something you like tore

and threw into the crowd,

I couldn't quite tell what it was,

what was that?

- It was moldy bread. - Moldy bread, okay gotcha.

- Because you were famine. - Yes.

- And then I noticed there was like dying bananas

and other like on you, it was really clever,

the little details go along away,

they really do. - For sure.

- I wanted flies to like just naturally--

- Did it work, did it work?

- They didn't want me [laughs]!

- I fucking love you for that, I really do.

- They're too smart for me.

[all laugh]

- James, you super nailed it.

Yeah, you really looked like you were a character

from the movie, like you look fantastic,

but it's also very you

because you had like your crotch out,

your ass out, I always love to see all that

represented because it's on brand for you!

You know your brand and you work it,

but it also doesn't limit you

to change your look to accommodate the styles

that we throw at you. - Yeah, it was high

gender-fuckery, I mean I think you balanced the masculinity

and femineity very well, and I know the details

of your costume were actually functional,

like you saw that it was kinda hot earlier,

and like, "Let me use that working fan."

It was brilliant.

- My favorite part of your costume

was also the tiny little details,

like the Listerine, the salt, and the pepper,

all of those little things

that in a wasteland society are so difficult to acquire,

of course this is what people are using to barter,

this is what they're using as coin,

and I felt like those little details

like really speak to me,

it's very cinematic and I love that.

I loved your performance,

you're very consistent in your performance,

I know that when I watch James,

I'm gonna get an exciting,

like high energy performance.

I loved the jump off the stage,

I wasn't expecting it,

when you came out with your flag,

I don't know if the other girls did it,

but I was looking at you in that moment,

and you thrust the flag into the audience,

and like half of the people were like mortified

because they thought it was like real metal

coming down on them, and after they were like, "Yeah!"

Seeing this metal flag, it gave me life

because you really put the fear of impending doom

upon people, when you first walked out onto the stage,

and I liked that. - It was a lot of fun.

- Okay so Victoria, I mean I think you

are a gifted craftsman from the beginning,

craftswoman if you will,

y'know with all the prosthetics work,

but this is just like costuming on a really high level,

tons of detail, I personally love the repetitive theme

of this kind of like emergency,

which you've brought into your face,

it's really graphic, your knee pads, your shoes,

it was super strong actually, thought it was really butch,

and that was like an interesting way to see you,

because we've seen you with all of this feminine beauty,

so it was nice of you

to surprise us like that. - Thank you.

- I love the rust on your jacket, right?

That's a great detail, it just looks

like it has been out here in this wasteland for years.

- My two favorite things about this look

was the paint job on your face

and the paint job on the shoes

that are coordinating.

I love that, it's so like autobody shop,

industrial military, and the black and the yellow,

and I would never think for someone to paint that

on their face but it actually reads very well

because it angles your eyes upwards,

it kinda pulls your face back.

- [Host] That's another cool wing I've never done before.

- That's a big wing, bitch. - I feel like a cunt bitch

right now. - I will say

when I first saw the look,

I questioned it a little bit because I was thinking,

when I saw it I thought I don't know

if this is Victoria in post-apocalyptic universe,

or if it's Dimitrio in post-apocalyptic universe.

But then you hit the stage,

and you fucking sold the fantasy big time,

I felt it with you, and I believed you!

I believed that you were this character,

you were this person in this wasteland society.

- Awesome, thank you so much.

- So...

[music swells]

James, you won tonight.

[all cheer]

- Oh my God, thank you so much.

Thank God I won,

I was so nervous.

I'm really happy they can see

that I'm trying to really level myself up

and step out of my box in a bold way.

- You earned it, you earned it,

you stood out, your photos were great,

your performance was great,

like I said all of you were doing,

everybody was great, everybody's a winner tonight, honestly.

- [Vander] That's not a line of bullshit,

that's actually true. - That's not bullshit,

I would definitely let you know when you don't win.

[all laugh]

But you guys all did, you all did win tonight,

but you are the winner tonight.

- Thank you so much, this means a lot to me,

I put a lot into this challenge.

- It shows, y'know? - Every single challenge

before this is in my backpack too.

- Interesting, that's a little like witchcraft there,

he's got in that backpack with her.

- In the back of my costume,

there was, I took parts from every challenge

and incorporated it because I felt like

this was the end of the road for Dragula.

If you make this challenge,

you fucking make it to the very top.

- I just wanna say congratulations to you

because I think you delivered the strongest photo today,

and your performance was very strong,

your performances are always really strong,

I like to challenge you to do something that's unexpected,

because the way that I'm feeling about you

is you're a really solid performer,

I think you know you're a solid performer,

you came in a solid performer,

I wanna see a transformation,

I want to be surprised and wowed

by James Matisee.

- Okay, thank you. - Of course, you're welcome.

- I'm proud of you guys as the top four.

I really am, I think you guys have just grown so much

and together, you're a cool team too, y'know?

- We feel really cool.

We feel really cool-- - You should!

What Drag Queens in the world

are cooler than you guys right no?

- Nobody! [all laugh]

- There's really not! - You guys a creative,

you're fearless, you're experimental,

you're supportive of each other,

you definitely have your disagreements,

it's just amazing to take all four of you,

thinking back to where we were,

however many weeks ago it was, and now

bring us out here, into the middle of the waste,

in the middle of the end of the world

and you guys are looking so fucking badass

lik in all honesty, all four of you

should be super proud,

I love our top four girls,

I love my Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse.

[all cheer]

- It's kind of funny how we've banded together

like these Four Horsewomen

and seen the end of this season,

and I feel so strong standing next to them,

and so unified, this is something

I've never experienced before.

- And since we're talking

about such a nice, heartfelt moment,

I guess it's time to maybe ruin it [laughs].

Bring us back to reality because you know

you've gotta do some motherfucking exterminations tonight.

So tonight all four of you will be facing extermination.

- Normally I would say a family

that slays together stays together, but not tonight.

- Tonight, the extermination is less about paying

your penance or growing from something

you've fucked up in your challenge today.

Tonight's extermination is for the whole season

because some of you

haven't exactly gotten along the whole time.

- Who?

- You had some conflict,

so we've come up with the ultimate way

for you to express your frustrations,

and finally once and for all,

get them out and be done with it.

As you know, when we came in,

we passed giant geodesic dome of death,

well you guys are gonna go in there tonight.

[all scream]

It's called the Thunderdome,

you're gonna be strapped to these bungee cords,

you're gonna be given weapons,

and you're going to fight.

You have to beat the other bitch

better than she beats you,

and you will come out victorious.

We're gonna break you up into two teams

and you're gonna fight

until one of you can't fight anymore.

- Oh my God. - James, you'll be fighting

Victoria tonight, and that means of course--

- Surprise. - The grudge match

of the century, Aborrah versus Bitch.

So let's get to it ladies,

let's kick each other's asses.

[all cheer]

- Can't really get through Dragula

without throiwng at least one punch, right?

[all laugh]

[dramatic music]

- [Host] Alright everybody, let's give it up

for the Thunderdome!

[audience cheers]

Are you ready to see some blood tonight?

Are you ready to see these bitches

bet each other's asses tonight?

[audience cheers]

It's their first time here at Wasteland Weekend,

and these two are most certainly hungry for blood.

Let's do it!

[intense electronic music]

[steel drum echoes]

[battle music]

[dramatic music]

[music swells] These bitches

have been fighting for three fucking months,

now is the time to settle the score, darlings.

[audience cheers]

Two Queens enter, but only one leaves.

Fight!

[music swells]

[intense electronic music]

[battle music]

- The Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse

fucking came and we brought it,

like this is fucking drag on the next fucking level.

- That was exhilarating,

I never thought in my life

I would ever be doing Thunderdome.

That was the most intense and most fun I've had ever.

- Wow, I am pissed that I lost,

but it was awesome to knock Bitch's face in.

- I chipped my tooth in two places,

I'm fucking pissed about it but like hey, rock 'n' roll!

We're hear to fucking not leave unscathed

in the competition so like I now have Slut Dragula

on my ass and two chipped teth!

- Like holy fucking shit, look at my shoe.

It peeled off and it I punctured the heel.

What the literal fuck?

- This was so cathartic,

and my bananas exploded in my necklace,

so I'm covered in banana jizz [laughs].

- I feel exhilarated today!

This is the most fun I've ever had,

like they put us through the test,

like I feel fucking batshit crazy,

I went crazy, that was like animal,

this monster inside of me

that I've unleashed today.

- I do know that James went ballistic,

and that was awesome [laughs]

to see him lose his mind.

- I don't think I'm going home,

I think Aborrah thinks she's going home,

and I thinK if you think you're going home,

then your time is up.

- It could be me, it could be Bitch.

I think it's gonna come down to the Thunderdome,

and it's probably gonna be me,

but we'll see.

- I have clawed my way to this point,

I think I deserve to be in the top three.

- I think that Bitch should go forward.

Hey. - Hi.

- Hey.

- [Host] That was one hell of a night.

- It sure was. - It was fun

being back in Wasteland Weekend.

- I love it here. - And bringing

some of our Queens with us,

and Vander was fun having him.

- It's like one, big, unhappy family.

- He gave them a lot of good advice.

- I knew he would.

- Alright look, we still have one more thing to do.

- But we're not gonna do it here because the sun

is gonna be up in a few short hours

and we are gonna be far from this desert.

- Fine, we'll do the deed later.

- Let's go.

[eerie music]

[birds chirp]

- Soon, soon everyone will see,

and then it will be mine.

It's so close, I can almost taste it.

What?

No, no, no, no, no, no!

[dramatic music]

[Aborrah screams]

[steel drum echoes]

[bird caws]

- Finally ghouls, are guests of honor have arrived.

It's so fantastic

to have the entire filthy family together again.

- Basically you know all the dirty secrets,

and we want everything laid out on this table.

- [Mask] Why did you lie

and say that I should stay?

- Where I'm from, lying is an easy solution

to solve all your problems.

- What is this incest bullshit?

- I didn't sign up for Dragula

to be a fucking role model.

- No one's above forgiveness,

and if they are, they have no idea

what life is about yet

as far as I'm concerned.

- I mean I'm sorry that your costume came apart,

your costume came apart, and you were boring!

- If we're talking about cheap outfits,

why don't you talk about your runway look

that was from the Walgreen's section for Halloween?

- Put some titties on, bitch.

- I don't wanna talk about that,

and you're interrupting me.

Okay I'm not gonna say it again,

we're not talking about that.

You got it?

Does everybody understand? - I'm guessing

that it's gonna be like any good family reunion,

a messy, emotional, dramatic, train wreck.

[steel drum echoes]