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(spooky music, hooting, howling)

- [Narrator] Previously, on Dragula.

- You've gotten lucky.

I think you've gotten lucky that you're still here.

You're not gonna win Dragula.

- We've challenged our killer queens

to prepare a lipsynch performance.

(hard rock music)

This has been the most difficult deliberation to date.

Abhora, you are the winner of our gothic wedding challenge,

but you are also up for extermination tonight.

- We're going to rip off your heels

and submerge you in tubs of ice.

(screaming)

(chopping)

(screaming)

(thudding)

(spooky music)

(booming)

(spooky music)

- (eerie, deep voice) It's all going exactly as planned.

- (eerie, deep voice) Our four horsewomen remain,

and just in time for the apocalypse.

- (eerie, deep voice) Although,

in the end, there can only be three.

- (eerie, deep voice) Are you ready, darling?

- (eerie, deep voice) Let's finish this.

(dramatic music)

- [Voiceover] Drag. Filth. Horror. Glamour.

(energetic pop music)

- [Voiceover] Dragula. She's a killer queen.

Dragula. She'll make you scream.

Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula.

- [Narrator] The winner of Dragula receives a cash prize

of $10,000 courtesy of dragqueenmerch, and the title

of Dragula, the world's next Drag Supermonster.

- [Voiceover] Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula.

(screaming)

(foreboding music)

- Do you believe you're here right now?

- (sighing) Girl, this has been an intense competition.

- It has been the most crazy thing I could imagine.

- Craziest, but still the best thing in my life.

- Oh, totally.

- Oh my god.

- My best experience. I wouldn't give it back for anything.

(sinister music)

- It's so weird how one person not being in the room

makes this feel so much more elevated.

(sinister music)

- Oh god.

- Fucking surreal.

- It is surreal. It's amazing.

- Good morning, uglies!

(cheering)

Israel, get them some coffee. Chop chop.

- If you're waiting for Disasterina,

you're gonna be waiting a long time, because she's dead.

- Oh! (laughing)

- This place is a fucking dump.

You bitches have really trashed this.

- (laughing)

- No one is getting their security deposit back,

I'm sorry to say.

- Well, enough about that.

Listen, we have some exciting news for you all.

(booming)

We're going on a little field trip.

- [Drag Queens] Oh!

- That's right. We're all going to Wasteland Weekend.

(applause, cheering)

- Yes!

- If you don't know what it is,

it's a giant festival in the middle of the desert.

It's all post-apocalypse.

It's a little dangerous, it's a lot

of fun, and it's very hot.

I want you to picture a couple

of thousand people rolling around

in giant tanks, there's flamethrowers and turret guns.

It's very Mad Max.

It's about heavy metal, big guns, loud music, spikes.

There's no cops. It's perfect.

- Ooh, bitch.

- It's time for us to decide our final three (mumbles).

You're gonna have to come up

with your most creative, epic post-apocalyptic look.

Then you guys are gonna get together and come up

with a group show that you're gonna

perform live on the Wasteland stage.

- What the--

- Oh my god!

- So we've told you our next Drag Supermonster

needs to be able to entertain a crowd.

And this is gonna be a tough one.

It's a tough group of people, it's a tough location.

You need to figure out how to make them love you.

- Abhora, that means no more

falling onstage or fucking up your prop.

- (laughing)

- And Miss Victoria, no more snooze fest from you.

You're a lot better than that.

- Thank you.

- Biqtch, you're gonna have to try

a little harder than that.

- And James, that little fucked-up attitude has gotten you

about as far as it's going to in this competition.

- (laughing)

- You're a trigger-happy alcoholic.

That's what I said, bitch.

You gotta pop a Xanax every 10 fucking minutes, okay!

- Okay.

- We want to see T-A-L-E-N-T, talent.

- Listen girls, this is it.

This is the last challenge that decides

which of the four of you is gonna go on and compete

for the title and the crown of Dragula.

Everything that you've worked for all season, the pain,

the struggle, all the bullshit, it all culminates to this.

And honestly, it's anybody's game.

- So you guys work on your outfits, get packed, get ready.

We're gonna send some cars to pick you up,

and they're gonna take you out

to the desert and drop you off.

- We wanna wish you all bad luck. Get to packing.

(applause, cheering)

- Bye!

- Luck, ladies!

- Congratulations, ladies.

- Well, cheers, bitches.

- [All] Cheers!

- Top four, motherfuckers.

- No turning back! (laughing)

(booming)

(heavy metal music)

- (laughter)

- When the Boulets said we were going

to Wasteland, I was fucking floored.

- Right? So freaky.

- They're gonna put us through it.

- I know. It's gonna be intense, girl.

- There's no police, no laws.

It's gonna be fucking dangerous.

- People walking around with guns, flamethrowers.

- I'm excited for the danger part. Like, I could get hurt.

- Yeah, I've always wanted to blow a guy in a tank.

- You will get hurt, I promise.

- I'll stay away from you.

(laughter)

- Today is Wasteland Weekend.

I feel like the brothers have finally

put us through the test.

This is gonna be the make or break it challenge.

This is the danger, this is the pain

that they're putting on us.

This is the challenge that proves

that you're meant to be in top three or not.

It's a big deal. It's a really big deal.

- I don't know what Wasteland Weekend is,

but from what the Boulets said, it's like Mad Max

on steroids, cause it's real life

and not like TV, so I'm kind of excited.

I'm really excited for Wasteland Weekend, honestly.

It's gonna be fucking awesome.

- It could be rough, or could be kind

of a cool experience, if we own our look

and just be like, "Yeah, we're fucking here."

They can respect that.

- They're probably gonna fucking live, just--

- They're gonna love what we're doing.

- We're not there to trash the party,

we're there to raise hell.

- Crash the party.

- Trash the party!

(laughter)

- We're gonna crash the party. It's gonna be a blast.

Even if they hate us, we'll make them love us.

- Whatever. I'm into it.

- I am not worried at all that we're gonna

be in drag at a straight event.

I introduce drag into my straight workplaces,

into straight culture all the time,

and if you just put your foot down and say,

"This is who I am," and you're cool, then they'll be cool.

- Victoria does really well in punk settings,

so she's gonna kill it.

It's gonna be a good time.

I'm gonna really flourish in the middle

of all these weirdos.

- Damn, you guys. Disasterina went home.

- Yeah.

- I cannot believe that.

- She was so talented.

It sucks that Disasterina's gone.

I loved her. We had a really good connection.

We became really good friends in the last few weeks, too.

I really bonded with her.

But you gotta have the excitement and the energy.

When we were in those ice buckets,

she was over it, and you could tell her time was done.

I mean, you have to expect somebody to go home.

- Right.

- I thought it was gonna be you, but--

- I thought it was gonna be you, too, but--

- And then you win, and were in the bottom, so--

- Oh!

- That was crazy shit.

So the whole week, I was like,

"I have to win this in order to stay in the game."

"I have to win it."

And then they're like, "You won."

- And then they're like, "But you suck."

- "But you also lose."

(laughter)

I was like, "I can't even be safe when I win?" (laughter)

- I can't imagine what extermination is gonna be for us.

- (laughter)

- I'm sure it'll be very hot.

- Fucking crazy.

- It has to be.

- It'll be fun. I can't wait.

- (laughter)

- But I'm excited to see what they have for us today.

They always put us through crazy shit,

so I'm sure there's gonna be some plot twist or something.

- I think everyone's finally come to the conclusion

that this is the end, and we're all rooting

for each other at this point, and we're just wanting

everything to look as best as it can.

So I don't think there's any more drama, really.

It's really, at this point,

just getting to that finish line.

- Last week, I laid it out to Abhora in the boudoir,

and she's really been receiving it.

She's come full circle, I feel like. She's here to win now.

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- And I love it! I mean, I do drag to start shit.

If I wanted to play safe and have fun,

I'd be a lawyer or something, where it's you follow

the rule book and do what you have to.

But drag, for me, is changing a social thing.

It's changing social structures

of the world, the way that we live.

And we're told to live a certain way,

and base our lives on this structure of,

you go to school, you get a job,

you get married, you live out that job,

you retire, and that's the "American dream."

But where's the actual dream in that?

It's just a balance.

- And it's going away. People are having to hustle now.

It's time for people to get

more creative, and figure out ways--

- Other ways.

- To help each other make a new commerce.

- If you wanna be big, if you wanna do big things,

you gotta put out, and you have to sacrifice a lot.

You have to give up a lot.

It's all about the power of one, the power

of the law of attraction, how you feel about who you are,

and what you wanna do, and what you wanna accomplish.

If you believe it, if you can

conceive it, you can achieve it.

- Don't let anyone tell you that you can't

fucking do it, cause it's not true, ever.

Cause they're just, more than likely, not as smart as you.

- And they don't believe in themselves.

- You gotta hustle. You gotta make your own opportunities.

You have to. It's that kind of industry.

No one's gonna hand it to you.

If someone likes you, that's great,

but they're not gonna give you a job.

- You have to take risks to make big imprints on the world.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. You have to. I mean, absolutely have to.

It's drag. It's your own self expression.

When Biqtch is on stage, it's 100% this creature

that comes out in me is just like, "Fuck you, fuck you."

It's just that whole middle finger mentality

you have to have in order to be good.

- I'm all about, fuck society.

That's my biggest thing, is fuck society,

fuck society's standards that were put on us.

And I think you really wrote into that so well.

Your character, you're that.

- You have taken so many punches, and still standing here.

- It's crazy how people's reputations

can get totally misconstrued here.

Like with Biqtch, you the first week girl.

We really came for you because of reasons

that were really not fair, and it was bullshit.

And I'm really happy that we actually are friends now.

- I love you so much.

- I could not be a part of Dragula without you being here.

- I'm happy to be your friend, too--

- (growly) Shut up.

- And speaking of friends, even though

you're a little shit most of the time,

and you do leech a little bit from all of us,

a little bit, I've realized this past few weeks,

while we've been working on our outfits

and getting ready for this challenge,

we've come together as a sisterhood.

And even though you're petty, and you're attacky,

and your makeup's always fucking horrible--

- Put it on a T-shirt.

- She's less petty than when she started.

- I'm gonna put it on a T-shirt.

You're much less than you originally were. Vicky was right.

You've come full circle, and I'm really proud

to call you my Dragula family.

- I'm really proud of everyone

I'm in the car with right now.

- Please don't touch me. (laughter) I'm kidding!

- Wish granted.

But no, we're gonna storm into this place,

and we're gonna fucking take their heads off.

I'm really glad that I've made it this far.

I can't hope to make it to top three,

but I'm just gonna make the most out of this trip.

I did everything that I could this week,

so whatever happens, happens.

But it could be me going home.

I don't know, I just feel totally separated

from the other girls, and I don't think I can fix it.

Honestly, it would be between...

(sighing) It would be between Victoria and James.

Biqtch has surprised me a lot, but I think

that we all have limitations, and I'm finding mine out.

I don't know what my limit is, so I'm pushing to it.

(hard rock music)

(cheering)

- This is so fucking fun.

- Whoo! Yes! You guys look sick!

(hard rock music)

- How you doing? I was told to come talk to you.

They told me to come do some ass contest.

I wanna suck a dick. I would love to suck a dick here.

A nice, dirty, sweaty, dirty dick.

Everyone wants to fuck me here, what's up with that?

(laughter)

- You got the goods.

- I guess I am (mumbles) delish.

(laughter)

Let's do it, come on.

Yes! This is bomb.

(cheering)

(hard rock music)

(laughing)

This is fucking crazy!

(cheering)

- Did you see Monikkie back there?

(laughter)

(hard rock music)

- Look at that warrior queen! Look!

That's a fucking harpoon. That shit killed Jaws.

- Can we just keep her in there, please?

- (growling)

- Okay, girl.

(hard rock music)

(cheering)

- Let's fucking go!

(hard rock music)

- Oh my god, you guys, this is so cool.

- Fucking intense.

- There's so much awesome shit here. All the cars...

Have you seen these?

- That guy was driving with his feet the other way.

- It would take days to see everything here.

- I really wish we could've gotten

the full experience, but it's just so inspiring.

- We'll come back for this, for sure. Oh my god.

- Oh, look.

- There she is!

- Hey.

- Hey, where are we going?

(hard rock music)

- I think he wants us to follow him.

- You don't need to say anything else, I'll follow you.

- (mumbles) the house down.

- Right? He has such a warm heart.

- And tush.

- Mm.

- Keep looking at things, guys.

It's so cool to be here.

- It's fucking awesome to be here, but I'm over this wind.

- Yeah, it's fucking everything up right now.

- It's so cool here. The people are amazing.

- Everyone's so nice, even though they look crazy and scary.

Honestly, they're just here to have

a good time and enjoy themselves.

- Yeah, everyone here wants to fuck. I'm down.

- I felt like I was part of a tribe, you know?

- I know, right?

- This is!

- Dragula is a tribe.

- No one else has been through

what we have been through right now.

What we're doing, season one did,

but not with us, not in the way that we're doing it.

It's a whole new world.

- And nobody in the competition has been through

as much as us, cause everyone's been exterminated.

We've made it past.

- (laughter) We've had to kill all of our sisters!

- It had to be done.

- I'm really sad that Disasterina's gone.

- It was Disasterina's time.

She's just such good competition.

I'm really glad she's gone.

- I miss Erika the most.

- I obviously miss my best friend Dahli,

cause we always hung out.

- Best friends.

- Erika had the best energy.

She always brought the party with her.

Even in a bad mood, she was like, "Stick to our senses.

"We got this, we can do this."

I'm like, "Girl, yes." She embraced Dragula really well.

- Yeah, she was something.

- But on the other side of that, Abhora,

you've been really negative a lot in this competition,

and I think last week we finally got it to you.

We got in your head, and you finally listened to us.

I saw you come around this week.

I feel like you're really coming to.

- I hope we weren't too mean to you,

but we were really saying it

from the heart of what we actually felt.

Cause we have the better interest for you.

I'm so happy that we have all become sisters.

It has been such an incredible ride.

- We weren't trying to be assholes.

It came off really (snapping), but it's cause we love you.

- I was just worried that you guys didn't,

and you were finally done with me.

- No.

- No, honey--

- We just saw you were taking a turn that was not right.

We knew that it was not you,

and we just wanted to guide you away from that.

- Remember, I told you I didn't think, until last week,

you were yourself at all in this competition, yet.

You didn't have time to be you, and last week

you finally got that opportunity, and you fucking won it!

Good job! I should have, but you did. Good job!

(laughter)

She could've, too, and (mumbles)

but you still got it somehow!

- Somehow.

- I felt pretty alone, even though I did push myself

further than I thought I could go,

and I was really trying to win just so I could be safe.

It didn't work out that way.

I won, and then I was on the chopping block anyway. It was--

- Crazy shit, right there.

- Yeah, that was the twist of all twists.

I did not expect that.

That's insane, for them to be like, "You won! And also--"

- "And you're in the bottom!"

- "And you're in the bottom."

- This is new.

- No other game is like that.

(laughter)

- Oh my god, I just got--

I washed my face and everything,

and then, full coat of dirt again.

- Don't moisturize your face.

- Don't you ever tell me not to moisturize my face!

- It's just gonna stick.

These are definitely the craziest conditions

I've ever gotten ready in.

- I love this, though! It's such a fun challenge, but crazy.

Who ever would have thought we'd be getting ready

in the middle of a desert?

What are you most nervous for today?

- My hair.

- Your hair? Your hair is sick. I'm excited to--

- It's so windy, though!

- Girl, that's why you need a nice little glue-on.

(laughter)

- I know. I should've done that.

That, and a little bit of the performance,

just because of the past critiques

I've had, of not being alive enough.

- Yeah.

- So I can't stop thinking about that.

- Well, don't get in your head about it.

- No, no, no.

I'm just really trying to break it down

in my head, what I wanna do.

- Well, I'm glad you're here, because in the car...

I don't know.

I knew you were scared about the bride challenge,

but I knew that you would be good at it, cause you can sew.

- My sewing came in only a little handy. I think--

- It was weird, cause that challenge was so much

about look, but also about the performance.

- I really focused all of my energy on that performance.

I felt like that's what they

were lacking seeing from me, and--

- Well, you showed them.

- I was really happy with that.

- I'm really excited about this concept we came up with

for our performance, of the four horsemen.

I think it's gonna be really good.

- It totally fits this fucking vibe.

- Yeah, yeah. People are gonna eat it up, I think.

And it fits with all of our characters, each one we did.

I'm Death.

- I'm War.

(laughter)

- And then, Pestilence.

- And I'm Famine, cause I'm so skinny.

- It's perfect.

(laughter)

- We preemptively tried to think like the Boulets

and came up with the four horsewomen of the apocalypse.

- So we're doing the four horsemen

of the apocalypse, and I'm Death.

Imagine that. The dead queen of the season.

- I chose to be War, because I felt like

I'd like to be a little more aggressive.

I've been really safe and quiet so far in this competition,

and I wanted to show them my fierce, wild monstrosity.

- I can take on any crowd, so bring them on, bitch.

- When I think of Famine, I think

of rotting crops and dying children,

so combining them in one cannonball is perfect.

- I'm so excited.

- I hope they really appreciate it.

- Yeah, I hope they enjoy it.

- We worked hard on this.

- I hope they don't see it as a waste of our time.

- A waste of land. Get it? Get it? Wasteland?

- You're funny.

- (laughter)

I'm so stupid.

- Wow.

- That's my humor for you.

- That's when I stop you, right there.

- I'm gonna call my attorney.

- What are you guys most nervous for today?

- I think they're gonna put us all up for extermination.

- For sure!

- No shit, of course.

- They haven't done it yet.

- It's top four!

- I mean, episode two was cute, with the fucking paintballs,

but I feel shit's about to hit the fan.

- That was a game!

- We're all gonna fucking do something hot, I'm sure.

Something to do with fire, coals, getting burned.

- Something torturous, cause it's--

- Walking on something hot. Complimenting Monikkie.

- (laughter)

Oh, bitch!

- Sorry.

- I need healing after that one.

- Savage. I think Dragula is a really positive thing.

Dragula...

- What it has in store for the kids

just coming into being drag queens,

or being into drag queens in general,

they're gonna fucking shit themselves.

Just bringing out the weirder side of kids, instead of...

- Like, you don't have to have a sequin dress to be a queen.

- Exactly.

- You don't have to wear a Beyonce outfit

just to be a drag queen.

- Or a simple black dress with a fucking lace--

- You wanna go? No, I'm kidding.

(laughter)

- Bring it, bitch!

(laughter)

- Hey, I wore a simple black dress

because I knew I'd have kicked your ass later

to bring out my good stuff, okay?

- Honey.

- I expect to be the bitch, cause I'm a very--

- You might be a bitch, but you're not the bitch.

- No, I'm not--

Trust me, I'm not Biqtch, but I'm gonna be the bitch.

I know I'm gonna be that girl this season,

and that's only because I'm so...

I have no boundaries. I don't have any limits.

I will confront things like that.

It's all for fun. It's all a joke.

My character is a cunt, but I'm really nice.

- I know you're a cunt, but do you ever worry about actually

hurting people's feelings when you go at them?

- Yeah, like somebody might take you

seriously when you say stuff.

- You know what? They do, they should let me know.

I'm not limiting or silencing my art, what I do,

to not hurt someone else's feelings.

But I'll never intentionally hurt

someone's feelings with my art.

- A lot of times, you won't get the chance for somebody

to say, "Oh, well, that hurt my feelings."

- I don't know. You're going too deep, girl. We don't know.

Shit, I'm offensive all the time. That's what I do.

I'm not trying to save people's feelings anymore.

- Okay.

- Because of the girls here, I feel

like I've been very humbled in this competition.

I came into this thing wanting to be a hardcore bitch,

be a cunt all the way to the top.

But they hit me at the knees.

They brought me down to a level

where I feel really comfortable to be vulnerable now.

I feel like this is my family.

If I hurt someone's feelings, I'm sorry, and I'll apologize,

and we'll talk about it, and I'll move on.

But it's never an intentional thing,

and it's never going to be an intentional thing.

- I've just never been a confrontational person.

- You've never been a confrontational person?

You took that moment from me!

- Dragula awokened a part of me

that I didn't know was there.

- I didn't know it was there, and I got

a rude-ass awakening that first day.

- Honey.

- Honey.

- This is really frustrating, cause nothing's going on

the way it's supposed to right now,

so if I get bitchy, I'm sorry guys.

It's not on purpose. These brows are fucked.

- (gasping) Hi! What's up?

- Always so quiet.

(industrial music)

(dramatic music)

(cheering)

- All right, shut up, shut up.

(laughter)

Welcome to Wasteland Weekend, uglies.

(cheering)

We've brought you to this hellish location

to test you to your core, and find out which one of you

is going to move on and compete

as the final three in the Dragula grand finale.

- (clapping)

- Do you smell that, ladies?

Breathe it in, cause it smells like carnage

and cadavers and death here, and soon,

you're gonna find out exactly why.

Because this entire festival celebrates

what life would be like after the end of the world,

and there's only a few poor unfortunate souls

scuttling around, trying to survive.

(laughter)

- It's a celebration of death, guns, metal, and fire,

so I thought you guys might like it.

- If you're going to be crowned the next Drag Supermonster,

you guys are going to be doing photo shoots

in much shittier places than this, and you have

to be able to rise to the occasion.

So for the first segment of your challenge,

we've arranged a photo shoot in a really

red-hot spot out in the desert.

In fact, it's gonna reach close to 100 degrees out there.

So while you're modeling for the cameraman,

your challenge is to try to keep your cool,

and deliver the hottest photo of the day.

And whoever does, scores the highest

for that portion of the challenge.

- So as we told you earlier, the second part

of your challenge is the main event.

You're gonna be performing live

on the Wasteland Weekend stage.

So we asked you to put together a group number,

so you need to bring it 100%.

And this crowd is really rough,

so they're very hard to impress.

If you guys become our next Drag Supermonster,

you're gonna be performing everywhere,

for all sorts of people, in all sorts of weird situations,

so you need to be able to kill it and adapt,

no matter what kind of stage we put you on.

- We'll consider how well you do

in your main stage floorshow performance

here at Wasteland Weekend, as well

as your best photo from the afternoon,

to determine who scored the highest for the day.

And we won't be judging you alone.

In fact, we have the perfect judge, even way out here,

who has seen everything you guys have done all season long.

She's literally been in the background

watching every challenge you guys have faced,

and seeing how well you've been doing in the competition.

- She's the only person we feel is truly qualified

to help us choose the top three this season,

because she is already the world's first Drag Supermonster.

(cheering)

Please welcome your queen, Vander Von Odd.

(applause, cheering)

(dramatic music)

- Oh my god! Vander is our judge this week.

I'm so excited to see that ghoul,

and I'm curious what she thinks of us.

- When I saw Vander arrive as our guest judge, I died.

It's the queen of queens of monsters right now.

How insane is this?

- All right, bitches, your challenges

have been issued, and now it's do or die time.

You'll be moving onto your photo shoot very shortly,

and then we're moving right onto the main stage.

You have an hour or two, so you can do whatever you want.

But do be careful, because if you take

a wrong turn out there, you might just

end up one of these bikers' bitches.

(laughter)

(foreboding music)

(dramatic music)

(crashing)

(foreboding music)

- [Boulet Brothers] Well, well, well.

- James went ballistic.

- What the literal fuck?

(foreboding music)

(screaming)

- I don't know who's going home.

(foreboding music)

- You can't really get through Dragula

without throwing at least one punch, right?

(laughter)