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(spooky music)

(spooky music, hooting, howling)

- [Narrator]
Previously, on Dragula.

- You've gotten lucky.

I think you've gotten lucky
that you're still here.

You're not gonna win Dragula.

- We've challenged
our killer queens

to prepare a
lipsynch performance.

(hard rock music)

This has been the most
difficult deliberation to date.

Abhora, you are the winner of
our gothic wedding challenge,

but you are also up for
extermination tonight.

- We're going to
rip off your heels

and submerge you in tubs of ice.

(screaming)

(chopping)

(screaming)

(thudding)

(spooky music)

(booming)

(spooky music)

- (eerie, deep voice) It's
all going exactly as planned.

- (eerie, deep voice) Our
four horsewomen remain,

and just in time
for the apocalypse.

- (eerie, deep voice) Although,

in the end, there
can only be three.

- (eerie, deep voice)
Are you ready, darling?

- (eerie, deep voice)
Let's finish this.

(dramatic music)

- [Voiceover] Drag.
Filth. Horror. Glamour.

(energetic pop music)

- [Voiceover] Dragula.
She's a killer queen.

Dragula. She'll make you scream.

Drag, drag, drag, drag, Dragula.

- [Narrator] The winner of
Dragula receives a cash prize

of $10,000 courtesy
of dragqueenmerch,
and the title

of Dragula, the world's
next Drag Supermonster.

- [Voiceover] Drag, drag,
drag, drag, Dragula.

(screaming)

(foreboding music)

- Do you believe
you're here right now?

- (sighing) Girl, this has
been an intense competition.

- It has been the most
crazy thing I could imagine.

- Craziest, but still the
best thing in my life.

- Oh, totally.

- Oh my god.

- My best experience. I wouldn't
give it back for anything.

(sinister music)

- It's so weird how one
person not being in the room

makes this feel so
much more elevated.

(sinister music)

- Oh god.

- Fucking surreal.

- It is surreal. It's amazing.

- Good morning, uglies!

(cheering)

Israel, get them some
coffee. Chop chop.

- If you're waiting
for Disasterina,

you're gonna be waiting a
long time, because she's dead.

- Oh! (laughing)

- This place is a fucking dump.

You bitches have
really trashed this.

- (laughing)

- No one is getting their
security deposit back,

I'm sorry to say.

- Well, enough about that.

Listen, we have some
exciting news for you all.

(booming)

We're going on a
little field trip.

- [Drag Queens] Oh!

- That's right. We're all
going to Wasteland Weekend.

(applause, cheering)

- Yes!

- If you don't know what it is,

it's a giant festival in
the middle of the desert.

It's all post-apocalypse.

It's a little
dangerous, it's a lot

of fun, and it's very hot.

I want you to picture a couple

of thousand people
rolling around

in giant tanks, there's
flamethrowers and turret guns.

It's very Mad Max.

It's about heavy metal, big
guns, loud music, spikes.

There's no cops. It's perfect.

- Ooh, bitch.

- It's time for us to decide
our final three (mumbles).

You're gonna have to come up

with your most creative,
epic post-apocalyptic look.

Then you guys are gonna
get together and come up

with a group show
that you're gonna

perform live on the
Wasteland stage.

- What the--

- Oh my god!

- So we've told you our
next Drag Supermonster

needs to be able to
entertain a crowd.

And this is gonna
be a tough one.

It's a tough group of people,
it's a tough location.

You need to figure out
how to make them love you.

- Abhora, that means no more

falling onstage or
fucking up your prop.

- (laughing)

- And Miss Victoria, no
more snooze fest from you.

You're a lot better than that.

- Thank you.

- Biqtch, you're
gonna have to try

a little harder than that.

- And James, that
little fucked-up
attitude has gotten you

about as far as it's going
to in this competition.

- (laughing)

- You're a
trigger-happy alcoholic.

That's what I said, bitch.

You gotta pop a Xanax every
10 fucking minutes, okay!

- Okay.

- We want to see
T-A-L-E-N-T, talent.

- Listen girls, this is it.

This is the last
challenge that decides

which of the four of you
is gonna go on and compete

for the title and
the crown of Dragula.

Everything that you've worked
for all season, the pain,

the struggle, all the bullshit,
it all culminates to this.

And honestly, it's
anybody's game.

- So you guys work on your
outfits, get packed, get ready.

We're gonna send some
cars to pick you up,

and they're gonna take you out

to the desert and drop you off.

- We wanna wish you all
bad luck. Get to packing.

(applause, cheering)

- Bye!

- Luck, ladies!

- Congratulations, ladies.

- Well, cheers, bitches.

- [All] Cheers!

- Top four, motherfuckers.

- No turning back! (laughing)

(booming)

(heavy metal music)

- (laughter)

- When the Boulets
said we were going

to Wasteland, I was
fucking floored.

- Right? So freaky.

- They're gonna
put us through it.

- I know. It's gonna
be intense, girl.

- There's no police, no laws.

It's gonna be fucking dangerous.

- People walking around
with guns, flamethrowers.

- I'm excited for the danger
part. Like, I could get hurt.

- Yeah, I've always wanted
to blow a guy in a tank.

- You will get hurt, I promise.

- I'll stay away from you.

(laughter)

- Today is Wasteland Weekend.

I feel like the
brothers have finally

put us through the test.

This is gonna be the make
or break it challenge.

This is the danger,
this is the pain

that they're putting on us.

This is the
challenge that proves

that you're meant to
be in top three or not.

It's a big deal. It's
a really big deal.

- I don't know what
Wasteland Weekend is,

but from what the Boulets
said, it's like Mad Max

on steroids, cause
it's real life

and not like TV, so
I'm kind of excited.

I'm really excited for
Wasteland Weekend, honestly.

It's gonna be fucking awesome.

- It could be rough,
or could be kind

of a cool experience,
if we own our look

and just be like, "Yeah,
we're fucking here."

They can respect that.

- They're probably gonna
fucking live, just--

- They're gonna love
what we're doing.

- We're not there
to trash the party,

we're there to raise hell.

- Crash the party.

- Trash the party!

(laughter)

- We're gonna crash the
party. It's gonna be a blast.

Even if they hate us,
we'll make them love us.

- Whatever. I'm into it.

- I am not worried at
all that we're gonna

be in drag at a straight event.

I introduce drag into
my straight workplaces,

into straight
culture all the time,

and if you just put
your foot down and say,

"This is who I am," and you're
cool, then they'll be cool.

- Victoria does really
well in punk settings,

so she's gonna kill it.

It's gonna be a good time.

I'm gonna really
flourish in the middle

of all these weirdos.

- Damn, you guys.
Disasterina went home.

- Yeah.

- I cannot believe that.

- She was so talented.

It sucks that
Disasterina's gone.

I loved her. We had a
really good connection.

We became really good friends
in the last few weeks, too.

I really bonded with her.

But you gotta have the
excitement and the energy.

When we were in
those ice buckets,

she was over it, and you
could tell her time was done.

I mean, you have to expect
somebody to go home.

- Right.

- I thought it was
gonna be you, but--

- I thought it was
gonna be you, too, but--

- And then you win, and
were in the bottom, so--

- Oh!

- That was crazy shit.

So the whole week, I was like,

"I have to win this in
order to stay in the game."

"I have to win it."

And then they're
like, "You won."

- And then they're
like, "But you suck."

- "But you also lose."

(laughter)

I was like, "I can't even be
safe when I win?" (laughter)

- I can't imagine
what extermination
is gonna be for us.

- (laughter)

- I'm sure it'll be very hot.

- Fucking crazy.

- It has to be.

- It'll be fun. I can't wait.

- (laughter)

- But I'm excited to see
what they have for us today.

They always put us
through crazy shit,

so I'm sure there's gonna be
some plot twist or something.

- I think everyone's finally
come to the conclusion

that this is the end,
and we're all rooting

for each other at this
point, and we're just wanting

everything to look
as best as it can.

So I don't think there's
any more drama, really.

It's really, at this point,

just getting to
that finish line.

- Last week, I laid it out
to Abhora in the boudoir,

and she's really
been receiving it.

She's come full circle, I feel
like. She's here to win now.

(techno music)

- And I love it! I mean,
I do drag to start shit.

If I wanted to play
safe and have fun,

I'd be a lawyer or something,
where it's you follow

the rule book and
do what you have to.

But drag, for me, is
changing a social thing.

It's changing social structures

of the world, the
way that we live.

And we're told to
live a certain way,

and base our lives
on this structure of,

you go to school, you get a job,

you get married, you
live out that job,

you retire, and that's
the "American dream."

But where's the
actual dream in that?

It's just a balance.

- And it's going away. People
are having to hustle now.

It's time for people to get

more creative, and
figure out ways--

- Other ways.

- To help each other
make a new commerce.

- If you wanna be big, if
you wanna do big things,

you gotta put out, and you
have to sacrifice a lot.

You have to give up a lot.

It's all about the
power of one, the power

of the law of attraction, how
you feel about who you are,

and what you wanna do, and
what you wanna accomplish.

If you believe it, if you can

conceive it, you can achieve it.

- Don't let anyone
tell you that you can't

fucking do it, cause
it's not true, ever.

Cause they're just, more than
likely, not as smart as you.

- And they don't
believe in themselves.

- You gotta hustle. You gotta
make your own opportunities.

You have to. It's
that kind of industry.

No one's gonna hand it to you.

If someone likes
you, that's great,

but they're not
gonna give you a job.

- You have to take risks to
make big imprints on the world.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. You have to. I
mean, absolutely have to.

It's drag. It's your
own self expression.

When Biqtch is on stage,
it's 100% this creature

that comes out in me is just
like, "Fuck you, fuck you."

It's just that whole
middle finger mentality

you have to have in
order to be good.

- I'm all about, fuck society.

That's my biggest
thing, is fuck society,

fuck society's standards
that were put on us.

And I think you really
wrote into that so well.

Your character, you're that.

- You have taken so
many punches, and
still standing here.

- It's crazy how
people's reputations

can get totally
misconstrued here.

Like with Biqtch, you
the first week girl.

We really came for
you because of reasons

that were really not
fair, and it was bullshit.

And I'm really happy that
we actually are friends now.

- I love you so much.

- I could not be a part of
Dragula without you being here.

- I'm happy to be
your friend, too--

- (growly) Shut up.

- And speaking of
friends, even though

you're a little shit
most of the time,

and you do leech a little
bit from all of us,

a little bit, I've realized
this past few weeks,

while we've been
working on our outfits

and getting ready
for this challenge,

we've come together
as a sisterhood.

And even though you're
petty, and you're attacky,

and your makeup's always
fucking horrible--

- Put it on a T-shirt.

- She's less petty
than when she started.

- I'm gonna put it on a T-shirt.

You're much less than
you originally were.
Vicky was right.

You've come full circle,
and I'm really proud

to call you my Dragula family.

- I'm really proud of everyone

I'm in the car with right now.

- Please don't touch me.
(laughter) I'm kidding!

- Wish granted.

But no, we're gonna
storm into this place,

and we're gonna fucking
take their heads off.

I'm really glad that
I've made it this far.

I can't hope to make
it to top three,

but I'm just gonna make
the most out of this trip.

I did everything that
I could this week,

so whatever happens, happens.

But it could be me going home.

I don't know, I just
feel totally separated

from the other girls, and
I don't think I can fix it.

Honestly, it would be between...

(sighing) It would be
between Victoria and James.

Biqtch has surprised
me a lot, but I think

that we all have limitations,
and I'm finding mine out.

I don't know what my limit
is, so I'm pushing to it.

(hard rock music)

(cheering)

- This is so fucking fun.

- Whoo! Yes! You guys look sick!

(hard rock music)

- How you doing? I was
told to come talk to you.

They told me to come
do some ass contest.

I wanna suck a dick. I would
love to suck a dick here.

A nice, dirty,
sweaty, dirty dick.

Everyone wants to fuck me
here, what's up with that?

(laughter)

- You got the goods.

- I guess I am (mumbles) delish.

(laughter)

Let's do it, come on.

Yes! This is bomb.

(cheering)

(hard rock music)

(laughing)

This is fucking crazy!

(cheering)

- Did you see
Monikkie back there?

(laughter)

(hard rock music)

- Look at that
warrior queen! Look!

That's a fucking harpoon.
That shit killed Jaws.

- Can we just keep
her in there, please?

- (growling)

- Okay, girl.

(hard rock music)

(cheering)

- Let's fucking go!

(hard rock music)

- Oh my god, you
guys, this is so cool.

- Fucking intense.

- There's so much awesome
shit here. All the cars...

Have you seen these?

- That guy was driving with
his feet the other way.

- It would take days
to see everything here.

- I really wish
we could've gotten

the full experience, but
it's just so inspiring.

- We'll come back for
this, for sure. Oh my god.

- Oh, look.

- There she is!

- Hey.

- Hey, where are we going?

(hard rock music)

- I think he wants
us to follow him.

- You don't need to say
anything else, I'll follow you.

- (mumbles) the house down.

- Right? He has
such a warm heart.

- And tush.

- Mm.

- Keep looking at things, guys.

It's so cool to be here.

- It's fucking awesome to be
here, but I'm over this wind.

- Yeah, it's fucking
everything up right now.

- It's so cool here.
The people are amazing.

- Everyone's so nice,
even though they
look crazy and scary.

Honestly, they're
just here to have

a good time and
enjoy themselves.

- Yeah, everyone here
wants to fuck. I'm down.

- I felt like I was part
of a tribe, you know?

- I know, right?

- This is!

- Dragula is a tribe.

- No one else has been through

what we have been
through right now.

What we're doing,
season one did,

but not with us, not in the
way that we're doing it.

It's a whole new world.

- And nobody in the
competition has been through

as much as us, cause
everyone's been exterminated.

We've made it past.

- (laughter) We've had to
kill all of our sisters!

- It had to be done.

- I'm really sad that
Disasterina's gone.

- It was Disasterina's time.

She's just such
good competition.

I'm really glad she's gone.

- I miss Erika the most.

- I obviously miss
my best friend Dahli,

cause we always hung out.

- Best friends.

- Erika had the best energy.

She always brought
the party with her.

Even in a bad mood, she was
like, "Stick to our senses.

"We got this, we can do this."

I'm like, "Girl, yes." She
embraced Dragula really well.

- Yeah, she was something.

- But on the other
side of that, Abhora,

you've been really negative
a lot in this competition,

and I think last week we
finally got it to you.

We got in your head, and
you finally listened to us.

I saw you come around this week.

I feel like you're
really coming to.

- I hope we weren't
too mean to you,

but we were really saying it

from the heart of
what we actually felt.

Cause we have the
better interest for you.

I'm so happy that we
have all become sisters.

It has been such
an incredible ride.

- We weren't trying
to be assholes.

It came off really (snapping),
but it's cause we love you.

- I was just worried
that you guys didn't,

and you were finally
done with me.

- No.

- No, honey--

- We just saw you were taking
a turn that was not right.

We knew that it was not you,

and we just wanted to
guide you away from that.

- Remember, I told you I
didn't think, until last week,

you were yourself at all
in this competition, yet.

You didn't have time to
be you, and last week

you finally got that
opportunity, and
you fucking won it!

Good job! I should have,
but you did. Good job!

(laughter)

She could've, too, and (mumbles)

but you still got it somehow!

- Somehow.

- I felt pretty alone, even
though I did push myself

further than I
thought I could go,

and I was really trying to
win just so I could be safe.

It didn't work out that way.

I won, and then I was on the
chopping block anyway. It was--

- Crazy shit, right there.

- Yeah, that was the
twist of all twists.

I did not expect that.

That's insane, for them to be
like, "You won! And also--"

- "And you're in the bottom!"

- "And you're in the bottom."

- This is new.

- No other game is like that.

(laughter)

- Oh my god, I just got--

I washed my face and everything,

and then, full
coat of dirt again.

- Don't moisturize your face.

- Don't you ever tell me
not to moisturize my face!

- It's just gonna stick.

These are definitely
the craziest conditions

I've ever gotten ready in.

- I love this, though! It's
such a fun challenge, but crazy.

Who ever would have thought
we'd be getting ready

in the middle of a desert?

What are you most
nervous for today?

- My hair.

- Your hair? Your hair
is sick. I'm excited to--

- It's so windy, though!

- Girl, that's why you
need a nice little glue-on.

(laughter)

- I know. I should've done that.

That, and a little bit
of the performance,

just because of
the past critiques

I've had, of not
being alive enough.

- Yeah.

- So I can't stop
thinking about that.

- Well, don't get in
your head about it.

- No, no, no.

I'm just really trying
to break it down

in my head, what I wanna do.

- Well, I'm glad you're
here, because in the car...

I don't know.

I knew you were scared
about the bride challenge,

but I knew that you would be
good at it, cause you can sew.

- My sewing came in only
a little handy. I think--

- It was weird, cause
that challenge was so much

about look, but also
about the performance.

- I really focused all of my
energy on that performance.

I felt like that's what they

were lacking seeing
from me, and--

- Well, you showed them.

- I was really happy with that.

- I'm really excited about
this concept we came up with

for our performance,
of the four horsemen.

I think it's gonna
be really good.

- It totally fits
this fucking vibe.

- Yeah, yeah. People are
gonna eat it up, I think.

And it fits with all of our
characters, each one we did.

I'm Death.

- I'm War.

(laughter)

- And then, Pestilence.

- And I'm Famine,
cause I'm so skinny.

- It's perfect.

(laughter)

- We preemptively tried
to think like the Boulets

and came up with the four
horsewomen of the apocalypse.

- So we're doing
the four horsemen

of the apocalypse,
and I'm Death.

Imagine that. The dead
queen of the season.

- I chose to be War,
because I felt like

I'd like to be a
little more aggressive.

I've been really safe and quiet
so far in this competition,

and I wanted to show them
my fierce, wild monstrosity.

- I can take on any crowd,
so bring them on, bitch.

- When I think of
Famine, I think

of rotting crops
and dying children,

so combining them in
one cannonball is perfect.

- I'm so excited.

- I hope they really
appreciate it.

- Yeah, I hope they enjoy it.

- We worked hard on this.

- I hope they don't see
it as a waste of our time.

- A waste of land. Get
it? Get it? Wasteland?

- You're funny.

- (laughter)

I'm so stupid.

- Wow.

- That's my humor for you.

- That's when I stop
you, right there.

- I'm gonna call my attorney.

- What are you guys
most nervous for today?

- I think they're gonna put
us all up for extermination.

- For sure!

- No shit, of course.

- They haven't done it yet.

- It's top four!

- I mean, episode two was cute,
with the fucking paintballs,

but I feel shit's
about to hit the fan.

- That was a game!

- We're all gonna fucking
do something hot, I'm sure.

Something to do with fire,
coals, getting burned.

- Something torturous,
cause it's--

- Walking on something hot.
Complimenting Monikkie.

- (laughter)

Oh, bitch!

- Sorry.

- I need healing after that one.

- Savage. I think Dragula
is a really positive thing.

Dragula...

- What it has in
store for the kids

just coming into
being drag queens,

or being into drag
queens in general,

they're gonna fucking
shit themselves.

Just bringing out the weirder
side of kids, instead of...

- Like, you don't have to have
a sequin dress to be a queen.

- Exactly.

- You don't have to
wear a Beyonce outfit

just to be a drag queen.

- Or a simple black dress
with a fucking lace--

- You wanna go? No, I'm kidding.

(laughter)

- Bring it, bitch!

(laughter)

- Hey, I wore a
simple black dress

because I knew I'd have
kicked your ass later

to bring out my
good stuff, okay?

- Honey.

- I expect to be the
bitch, cause I'm a very--

- You might be a bitch,
but you're not the bitch.

- No, I'm not--

Trust me, I'm not Biqtch,
but I'm gonna be the bitch.

I know I'm gonna be
that girl this season,

and that's only
because I'm so...

I have no boundaries. I
don't have any limits.

I will confront
things like that.

It's all for fun.
It's all a joke.

My character is a cunt,
but I'm really nice.

- I know you're a cunt, but do
you ever worry about actually

hurting people's feelings
when you go at them?

- Yeah, like somebody
might take you

seriously when you say stuff.

- You know what? They do,
they should let me know.

I'm not limiting or
silencing my art, what I do,

to not hurt someone
else's feelings.

But I'll never
intentionally hurt

someone's feelings with my art.

- A lot of times, you won't
get the chance for somebody

to say, "Oh, well,
that hurt my feelings."

- I don't know. You're going
too deep, girl. We don't know.

Shit, I'm offensive all
the time. That's what I do.

I'm not trying to save
people's feelings anymore.

- Okay.

- Because of the
girls here, I feel

like I've been very humbled
in this competition.

I came into this thing wanting
to be a hardcore bitch,

be a cunt all the
way to the top.

But they hit me at the knees.

They brought me down to a level

where I feel really comfortable
to be vulnerable now.

I feel like this is my family.

If I hurt someone's feelings,
I'm sorry, and I'll apologize,

and we'll talk about
it, and I'll move on.

But it's never an
intentional thing,

and it's never going to
be an intentional thing.

- I've just never been a
confrontational person.

- You've never been a
confrontational person?

You took that moment from me!

- Dragula awokened a part of me

that I didn't know was there.

- I didn't know it
was there, and I got

a rude-ass awakening
that first day.

- Honey.

- Honey.

- This is really frustrating,
cause nothing's going on

the way it's supposed
to right now,

so if I get bitchy,
I'm sorry guys.

It's not on purpose.
These brows are fucked.

- (gasping) Hi! What's up?

- Always so quiet.

(industrial music)

(dramatic music)

(cheering)

- All right, shut up, shut up.

(laughter)

Welcome to Wasteland
Weekend, uglies.

(cheering)

We've brought you to
this hellish location

to test you to your core,
and find out which one of you

is going to move on and compete

as the final three in
the Dragula grand finale.

- (clapping)

- Do you smell that, ladies?

Breathe it in, cause
it smells like carnage

and cadavers and
death here, and soon,

you're gonna find
out exactly why.

Because this entire
festival celebrates

what life would be like
after the end of the world,

and there's only a few
poor unfortunate souls

scuttling around,
trying to survive.

(laughter)

- It's a celebration of
death, guns, metal, and fire,

so I thought you
guys might like it.

- If you're going to be crowned
the next Drag Supermonster,

you guys are going to
be doing photo shoots

in much shittier places
than this, and you have

to be able to rise
to the occasion.

So for the first segment
of your challenge,

we've arranged a photo
shoot in a really

red-hot spot out in the desert.

In fact, it's gonna reach
close to 100 degrees out there.

So while you're modeling
for the cameraman,

your challenge is to
try to keep your cool,

and deliver the hottest
photo of the day.

And whoever does,
scores the highest

for that portion
of the challenge.

- So as we told you
earlier, the second part

of your challenge
is the main event.

You're gonna be performing live

on the Wasteland Weekend stage.

So we asked you to put
together a group number,

so you need to bring it 100%.

And this crowd is really rough,

so they're very hard to impress.

If you guys become our
next Drag Supermonster,

you're gonna be
performing everywhere,

for all sorts of people, in
all sorts of weird situations,

so you need to be able
to kill it and adapt,

no matter what kind of
stage we put you on.

- We'll consider how well you do

in your main stage
floorshow performance

here at Wasteland
Weekend, as well

as your best photo
from the afternoon,

to determine who scored
the highest for the day.

And we won't be
judging you alone.

In fact, we have the perfect
judge, even way out here,

who has seen everything you
guys have done all season long.

She's literally been
in the background

watching every challenge
you guys have faced,

and seeing how well you've
been doing in the competition.

- She's the only person
we feel is truly qualified

to help us choose the
top three this season,

because she is already the
world's first Drag Supermonster.

(cheering)

Please welcome your
queen, Vander Von Odd.

(applause, cheering)

(dramatic music)

- Oh my god! Vander is
our judge this week.

I'm so excited to
see that ghoul,

and I'm curious what
she thinks of us.

- When I saw Vander arrive
as our guest judge, I died.

It's the queen of queens
of monsters right now.

How insane is this?

- All right, bitches,
your challenges

have been issued, and
now it's do or die time.

You'll be moving onto your
photo shoot very shortly,

and then we're moving
right onto the main stage.

You have an hour or two, so
you can do whatever you want.

But do be careful,
because if you take

a wrong turn out
there, you might just

end up one of these
bikers' bitches.

(laughter)

(foreboding music)

(dramatic music)

(crashing)

(foreboding music)

- [Boulet Brothers]
Well, well, well.

- James went ballistic.

- What the literal fuck?

(foreboding music)

(screaming)

- I don't know who's going home.

(foreboding music)

- You can't really
get through Dragula

without throwing at
least one punch, right?

(laughter)