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(ghostly humming)

(owl hoots)

(wolf howls)

(bats chitter)

- [Swanthula] Previously, on Dragula:

- I'm sorry to say it,

but I will tear anyone down in my way.

- Our queens are going to take us

on a strange journey into outer space

for our science fiction runway challenge.

(rock music)

- Attention human males!

(screams)

- The winner of the science fiction challenge

is James Majesty.

(screams)

The three of you are up for extermination.

(gags)

(gargles)

(splatting sound effect)

(ominous music featuring atonal piano)

(jazzy parody of the "Addams Family" theme music)

Hello, everyone.

Welcome to the show.

Now, it has come to our attention that some of you

out there believe that the commercial success

we've achieved has somehow gone

to our heads and that we sold out.

- We're here to assure you that couldn't

be further from the truth.

You see, we like to remain as punk, broke, and authentic

as humanly possible in everything that we do.

Take for example this new Boulet Brothers T-Shirt,

(audience oohs)

available now at Drag Queen Merch and Hot Topic.

Notice the skull detail on the chin.

Not mainstream,

(popping sound effect)

at all.

(bell rings)

(fan flaps)

- Yas!

(audience laughs and applauds)

(notification tone and vibration)

Drack, look!

Someone's on locker pics on SCRUFF.

(gasps)

- Oh, and they're a bottom!

Into DP!

(cackles)

(audience oohs)

(phone chimes)

(gasps)

(phone chimes)

(phone chimes)

(chuckles)

(dreamlike electronic tones)

- My lips sure could use a touch up.

It's a good thing I have my handy OCC Lip Tar.

It never lets me down, and it is punk AF.

(scraping sound)

(smacks lips)

- I know just what you mean!

Nothing says underground quite like

these green, Mathilda classic lace fronts from Arda Wigs.

(audience applauds)

Let's face it, girls.

There is no reason why you can't be shooting heroin

and kicking ass in the gutter

and still looking glamorous doing it.

(audience oohs)

(xylophone plays dreamy riff)

(audience laughs)

So that's it, everyone!

We really hope we've squashed those vicious rumors

being spread about us both on Reddit.

- Enjoy the show and remember to follow us

on Instagram afterwards for a very special exclusive offer!

(intense electronic music)

- Drag.

Filth.

Horror.

Glamour.

* Dragula, she's a killer queen *

* Dragula, she'll make you scream *

* Drag, Drag, Drag, Drag, Dragula *

- The winner of Dragula receives a cash prize

of 10,000 dollars, courtesy of Drag Queen Merch dot com

and the title

of Dragula: The World's Next Drag Supermonster.

* Drag, Drag, Drag, Drag, Dragula *

(scream)

(ominous music featuring ambient howling wind)

(screaming)

- [Biqtch] That was a bumpy drive, y'all.

Girl.

- [Disasterina] Yes it was.

- I was terrified, those--

- You fight on those curves.

- I had flashbacks to episode two, bitch,

with that crazy man in the truck.

- At least I got to drive his--

- Oh yes.

(laughs)

- I've never seen so many trees.

- Oh my God.

- Fuck.

- Well that's a cute little house on the prairie.

- Look at this wonderful little cottage over here, girls.

- I'm scared of being in the woods because of bears.

- I like bears, so I'm cool with that, girl.

- It shows we have yetis too.

Well, last week was crazy, right?

Can you believe?

- It was super crazy!

- I can't--

- That was not expected.

- I know.

- I can't!

- Gnarly.

- That bottom three was intense.

- Mm-hmm.

- So who do you think went home, then?

- I see Dahli is in the top three.

- Right?

I agree.

- I totally see--

- Hands down.

- And there's Erika.

She's been killing everything.

I would not be surprised if she made it through that.

I'm assuming it has to be Abhorra.

- It has to be.

- Just, her attitude's been really negative

for the past couple weeks--

- Yeah.

- She's not here, she's not in it,

she's not pretty to win it, so--

- And look was (groans).

- Girl.

It was a chicken!

It was shit.

- Well you know, I was talking to Abhorra

before the elimination, and she was,

really angry, but she said that she was gonna win,

she was so angry--

- Right.

Oh shit, who's that in the distance?

- [Biqtch] Oh shit!

- [Disasterina] I see a parasol!

- [James] Oh!

What?

Shut up!

- [Biqtch] What the fuck?

- [Disasterina] Uh-oh!

- [Biqtch] I'm out.

- [James] All right, here we go.

- [Disasterina] Wow.

- [Biqtch] I'm out, I'm out, bitches.

- Hi ladies.

- This is unexpected.

Hello, welcome back!

Hug!

- I just feel like we lost a really good competitor

and I,

I don't know why.

- Let me get some of that shade.

Oh!

(laughs)

- You're shady enough!

- So they're not gonna pull pageant

and Dahli's not gonna walk out into--

- Right?

- Yeah, I'm a little shocked.

Wait, what happened?

We thought Dahli--

- Tell us about it.

- So, they made us eat a three course dinner,

and the first course was the squid tentacles.

And then the second course was like a milkshake

with anchovies and pigs feet--

- Ew!

- And that I got down like that (snaps),

and then I vomited, and then I licked it off the plate.

- Yas!

- Wait, did Dahli just like not finish it?

- Well, it was rude because Dahli,

she barely touched her last course.

- I was more mad at Dahli for just like...

- I can't believe that.

- I can't.

I'm shocked.

- Did she give up?

- I don't know.

It's hard, because again, I wasn't really looking

but then I looked at her last course--

- Did she bother?

- All day long, though, she was a little off,

because she jumped on me for a joke--

- She did.

- And she woke up on the wrong side of the bed.

I think that's what happened.

- She definitely knew that I was in trouble,

and I don't know if she had some personal reasons,

but she was trying,

to martyr for me.

(tense electronic music)

- Hello, uglies!

(everyone squeals in delight)

(laughs)

- [Disasterina] Hello there!

- Welcome to our cabin in the woods.

As you know, this is the location of your next challenge,

our Scream Queens Competition.

(ambient exhaling noise)

(laughs)

Today we want you to serve us something fishy,

something beautiful, and something victim.

We want you to channel a scream queen.

- I realize how difficult it is for you all to be pretty,

so that's why we've enlisted the help

of our official wig sponsor, Arda Wigs.

They're going to give you guys each

some gorgeous lace fronts that you can play with

and help you become the beauty

that you never knew that you could be.

- A big part of your challenge

this week is to style those Arda wigs

and work them into your Scream Queen look.

And make sure that hair is cohesive with the entire look.

- Now, in addition to your runway challenge,

you'll each be playing the star role

in your very own slasher flick.

(screams)

(cackles)

(stabbing sound effect)

There's a killer loose, and each of you

are going to play his victim today.

You're going to have to remember a script

and also give us your best scream queen performance

right here in the woods.

- (sighs) And we know that every young girl fantasizes

about the day she'll die, and we couldn't be more excited

for you ghouls, because you get to live those fantasies

out tonight, on the silver screen.

- Not to put any pressure on you, but we've invited two

of the most legendary theatrical drag queens

in the world to help us judge you today.

Ladies,

(door creaks)

The world famous Peaches Christ.

(cheers)

- Hello, girls!

- [Drag Queens] Hi!

Hello!

- And, the legendary Miss Coco Peru.

(cheering and applause)

- Love it!

- She's one of my tattoo favorites.

- Hello, ladies!

- [Drag Queens] Hi!

- Where the fuck am I?

(everyone laughs)

- Hell if I know.

- Don't worry about it, the driver will get you

back right where he picked you up.

- Target.

(everyone laughs)

- Thank you so much for joining us.

Girls, take some notes, because you are all

in the presence of living legends.

So, listen.

Your big scene is coming up and the critics here

are just dying to see those performances.

But, you do have a few minutes,

so we suggest you use them wisely.

Perfect your runway look, work on your wigs,

go over your scripts, but don't take too long,

because you all die at sunset.

- Now, remember, you are in the woods,

so feel free to get on SCRUFF and look around.

I'm sure you'll find some bears and otters

and other creatures out there just hungry to meet you.

(cackles)

- See you soon, girls.

(static filled screech)

(tense orchestral music)

(sighs)

(laughs)

- Oh my goodness!

(squeals)

- Ooh, okay!

Is that the OCC?

- This is!

Look at that.

- Work, bitch!

- Damn.

- Look, look, before, and then blow up.

(grunts)

- How are you holding up now that Dahli is not here?

Because I know you guys were close.

- Kind of lonely.

I would not even think for a second that she was gonna go.

The whole time we were like, we're top three, bitches.

We're top three.

- I mean, if you don't think you're top three

you shouldn't be here, okay?

- Honestly, you should always think you're gonna win.

- Disaster, you mentioned

wanting some help gluing the wig down?

- Yes, you know, I haven't done that before.

- Lace as amazing as this, you want it glued down right.

- Thank you for doing this, I really appreciate it.

- I'm just nervous 'cause like, if I don't impress

this week, it could be my last week--

- Yeah.

- I'm really trying to push myself.

Right.

- So like, how is it being in the bottom last week?

- (sighs)

It was a helpless feeling.

Right now, it's coming to the point

where I'm about to start getting blood thirsty.

I've gotten to know everybody,

and I've come to like everybody,

but now that I know that I'm a little bit better,

I actually hate them.

It's coming to the point where you have

to put down your friends, or just put yourself

above or something.

Like, it's putting me in some really dark head spaces

where I'm questioning my own self worth and everything.

- Why would you do that, girl?

- My brain's crazy (laughs).

- I thought it would be down to me an Abhorra.

- Yeah.

I thought Abhorra was coming out.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- How do you think she's doing with this challenge?

- (sighs) I don't know.

She seems very weak.

She's been really cunty all week.

- Yeah, she's been very negative.

- Yeah--

- And I feel like the pressure is getting to her.

- Mm-hmm.

You can see it's shaking her to the core.

- Yeah, Abhorra is totally bringing the whole group

down with her attitude.

I don't know what's going to happen with her.

- I've said it to Abhorra's face several times before.

She's being a bitch and we don't deserve that,

and she's bringing down the whole morale of all the girls.

- We've all been there to lift her up--

- Yeah.

- And be supportive, and like,

now that she gets along with Biqtch PuddiD again,

she's just a cunt to everybody.

- It's like, why?

And I'm also just tired of--

- I wanna steal this.

- I'm tired of those side comments every now and again.

- I feel like, again, I tried to defend her last week,

and then...

- Mm-hmm.

- I should just stop defending people.

- Don't.

(laughs)

I've stopped.

She didn't even bring flesh colored make up.

- Help me, honey-do.

- Okay.

- Wig emergency in the woods!

- So,

did you expect Dahli to go home?

Like, what the fuck happened?

I wasn't there, but I was legitimately gagged

when y'all fucking came down that hill today.

(smacks lips)

- Look, Dahli paused,

and maybe I'm just super self centered,

but I thought that, for a moment, maybe,

she was giving me room to pass her.

I chose to take that opportunity--

- It's crazy to me.

That's so fucking crazy.

- I think she's the type of person

that would put other people before her,

so now I have to hit this as if it were her in my place.

- I didn't want this to happen,

and I'm so pissed at her right now.

- So, Victoria, you embody horror.

You embody filth.

- Filthy in the sense you have blackheads

all over your face.

(groans)

(everyone laughs)

- You embody...

What do you embody?

- I think if I had to pick one, it would be filth.

- It's fun to watch you adapt to everything.

- Can we talk about,

people's boasting about how they're going to win

when they don't even bring a fucking flesh tone color?

- Oh, you mean Abhorra?

- She's been talking a lot of shit this week,

and it's like--

- When you walk around and boast all day long

that you're going to kill it, but then put your anxiety

on everybody else and make them feel like shit,

it's kind of a, it's not a great thing to do to people.

Abhorra's a bummer to be around!

She's always really negative.

She doesn't really,

ever think highly of herself, so how can you...

(claps)

Fuck Abhorra.

- People are really attacking Abhorra right now,

and regardless of what she's done to me,

she's still my sister from Atlanta,

so I got her back.

- But you don't bring others down.

- Well, do you want to tell it to her,

'cause she's over here, girl.

- I mean, I told her she was being a bitch

the past two weeks to all of us.

- I've had too many pep talks.

- There's a point when we can't keep babysitting you.

You came in here the first day saying

bitch took things from you.

You're taking time from us when you're not prepared

and ready for this competition.

Get your shit together.

- I will.

- And don't expect help when you give side comments

always and it's like side shade.

- Okay, so, about that.

I was trying out a character.

I had just broken up with my boyfriend.

I'm going through all these changes, all right?

I'm trying out me again.

- You did this before you broke up with him, though!

- But that was being funny.

- Sure.

- I think it's since the last challenge.

I think it's since the last challenge.

Your attitude has changed.

You've made bitchy comments.

- And we have definitely let you know every week

when you're being a cunt that you're being a cunt

and it's not right, and then maybe for a day you're good,

and then the next day, boom!

Again, it's back to the old you.

- All right, you're right guys.

Yeah I should be like that.

- If you're right, I'll find myself, nevermind.

I'm a new person.

I found myself again.

I'm a new person!

I found myself again.

- Five minutes later.

- Over and over.

And this is real!

- And I'm working on it!

I'm working on it, but I just,

I know.

- And it's also hurtful when we have genuine care

for you and then you return it with bitchiness.

- You're right.

- We're at that point where, girl, you better cool down.

Check yourself.

Finally, it's time to check yourself all the way.

We're what, halfway through this competition?

If you're not game face--

- You're right.

I would say the same thing to any of you.

I just need to remember that I'm excited about this.

- Are you?

- I am!

I'm just like...

I've let competition get into my head.

- Yeah, every other word out of your mouth was,

oh, I can't wait to take you down,

I can't wait to win, I'm gonna win,

and of course--

- Next thing you know--

- You have to psyche yourself up to do well,

because it's all about perspective,

and this competition is so much about personal strength

and how you just attack what they're throwing at you,

but that doesn't inspire us to really help you

or be there for you when you say shit like that,

because it doesn't feel like you were just joking around.

You were hitting the nail on the head.

- And then you show us how unprepared you are

and you don't even bring a fucking flesh tone color!

You only have monster colors?

This is also a drag competition.

- That being said--

- Let's move on though.

(everyone murmurs agreement)

I'm sorry.

(groans)

- I wanna stop dragging you guys down!

- We're just being really honest.

- I really wanna stop dragging you guys down

because I miss you guys.

- I look at it this way, girl.

I know you and how you are, so seeing you

in this competition, I just, I know how you can be,

and I saw a completely different side that first day.

(laughs)

But then, you do come back around,

but maybe there's just something that,

it's everyone harbinging on you,

so there has to be some line of truth in there.

But take it with a grain of salt.

- Yeah.

- This is a competition,

and they're worried about their ass, too.

- I think that my joking is getting misconstrued,

but I guess I can see how it's not funny anymore,

'cause the competition is really getting to me a little bit.

- Well, you know all this drama is happening here

and there, and they should be careful,

because the murderer is lurking in the background,

ready to slit their throats.

- I'm just waiting for a bear to come up and kill us all.

- Waiting for a bear to fuck me.

That's what I'm waiting for.

(laughing)

- Gross!

(static filled screeching)

(mechanical whirring)

(80's electronic music)

(ominous music)

- And action!

- Tonight, our ghouls are going to star

in their very own horror movie.

- Now that they've gotten themselves all prettied up,

it's time to die!

- Now, places, everyone!

- Darkness, cameras, action!

(women scream)

- Hello?

Vicky?

Hello?

Can you hear me now?

(chuckles) Okay.

So, like I was saying, my parents think

I'm at your house this weekend.

If they had any idea I was hitchhiking to Coachella,

they would literally murder me!

Vicky?

Hello?

Ugh, my service sucks out here!

This day couldn't get any worse!

Oh my god, yes!

(pants) Stop!

(gasps)

Hey, hey!

So, I'm trying to get to this music festival

up the road and my phone died.

Could you, like, give me a ride?

What?

Dude, please, come on!

Fine.

I'll show you my tits.

What?

Ugh, come on!

Namaste, motherfucker!

(sighs)

Ah, Ganesha answered my prayers!

Hey, hey!

Stop!

Stop, stop!

(squeals)

(glass shattering)

(screams)

(groans)

Peace out!

(buzzing)

(thunder rolls)

(gong strike)

(buzzing)

- Okay.

According to this map, Hollywood Boulevard should be right,

here.

Huh.

(ominous music featuring piano)

I can't put my finger on it, but for some reason,

I don't think I'm in Hollywood anymore!

Oh, Siri, where the hell am I?

(groans) I can't survive in the wilderness all by myself!

I didn't pack any stuffed animals!

(sobs)

(orchestra hit)

(gasps)

Oh god.

Who are you?

- You look lost!

- Stay back!

- Do you smell fish?

- No.

Don't get any closer.

- I love eating fish!

- No, I'm a virgin!

I even have a chastity belt!

- The slimier, the wetter, the better!

(gurgling noises)

(screams)

(groans)

(dive bar rock music)

- Wow.

It got dark so fast.

I guess I should pitch a tent, huh?

Oh my god.

It's a big tent.

- Hey, you look like you could use some help.

I'll help you pitch your tent if you help me pitch mine.

- I'll lend a hand or two,

or my hole.

Oh yeah!

I like it!

Yeah, I need a pole for the tent!

- You like it rough?

- Yeah I do, baby!

- Yeah?

How rough do you like it?

- I like it rough--

(record scratch)

- Dude, what the fuck!

(heavy metal music)

Dude!

(chokes)

- Huh?

You like it rough?

(chokes)

(cackles)

- Stop!

What the fuck!

(groans)

(popping sound effect)

(playful spooky music)

- Listen, Barbara, I'm having second thoughts

about this 'we have camp out here in the woods'.

You know, the coke, it keep me slim,

and the booze, it give me a personality.

So,

I don't think I'm gonna do it.

It's not easy being an aging supermodel,

(cat meows)

Especially when my agent steal my husband,

you sleazy cunt.

Chenille and I, we're driving home tonight, okay?

Of course I brought Chenille.

I bring her everywhere.

She's my best friend.

She's my only friend.

Fuck you!

(beep)

Fucking bitch.

Oh, well hello,

oh, where's the caviar?

Well, I don't need caviar.

Looks like you've got your high beams on, sweet cheeks--

(orchestra hit)

(cat meows)

What are you doing?

You're killing her!

Help me, he's murdering my pussy!

(screams)

(intense orchestral music)

(purring sound effect)

(groans)

- So, Liz, have you seen that new movie?

Yeah, that new horror movie where the girl

is like alone on a campground?

Like, Hollywood is not making anything believable anymore.

If you're in one of those horror movies,

how do you not see you're gonna die?

So, anyway, yeah, I'm trying to take a selfie of me

for my Women Crush Wednesday,

but I got no service right now, and it's like really hard--

- Oh, thank god you're here!

- Um, excuse me?

- Sorry!

My car broke down.

Can I use your phone?

(ominous music)

- I guess?

- Thanks.

- Because I'm a nice person.

You know, you're ugly.

(sighs)

(roar sound effect)

(gags)

(grunts)

(screams)

(gags)

(camera clicks)

(spits)

- I follow you on social media, by the way.

(sighs)

(orchestra hit)

(door creaks)

Ugh, it's freezing in here!

I thought I told that bitch Four Seasons.

Alexa, turn the fire on.

(groans)

Alexa!

Turn the fire on!

(mutters)

(beeping)

- Okay.

Hello, Mister park ranger sir?

I have a big problem.

Can you help me start my fire?

I've been rubbing these sticks together

and I just can't get it up!

Okay, thanks!

(beeps)

(knocking)

Wow, that was fast!

Ooh!

Oh, that's a lot of wood you've got there, sir!

I've been so cold and this furnace hasn't been used

in such a long time, and it's so dusty!

(moans) Can you help me with this thick wood?

It's just too thick and I can't get it in!

It's too sticky!

- Don't worry.

I plan on splitting it in two.

- (gasps) No!

(tense orchestral music featuring brass)

(screams)

Things are really heating up!

(screams)

(splatting sound)

(static filled screeching)

(tense electronic music)

(door creaks)

(chuckles)

- What a great day.

- Oh my god, that was amazing.

- Super fun.

- First I wanna say thank you guys for staying so late.

I know this is a grueling experience, but it's not over yet.

The fun is still yet to come.

- So, let's start with some of the girls that we favored.

I think our feelings were kind of unanimous

about a few of them, right?

- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- Let's start with James.

- The car coming at her was really shocking.

I thought she--

- It was stunt!

It was a real stunt.

- Yeah, a real stunt.

- Yeah. She was kind of hitting the car

instead of the car hitting her, which was great.

- She just pretended it was a dick.

- Yeah, she just said, right here, mister.

Park it right here.

(chuckles)

- Miss Biqtch PuddiD.

- [Peaches] She just was committed.

- [Swanthula] Yeah.

- She was the perfect homage to the slasher bimbo,

who you know is gonna get it, and,

I hate to say it, but you kind of know that she's gonna go

in the first--

- Five minutes.

- Yeah, exactly.

- But you love it, she loves it.

Like, it's coming, she got her headlights out--

- And when she fell out of that hammock

and just bounced right back up--

- Oh, yeah.

- What about Disasterina?

Because I thought that she was pretty strong, too.

- What I loved about her was,

I knew exactly who she was right from the beginning.

It was clear that she was a model

and that she was a big drunk.

- It was too long.

- In a previous challenge, we advised her,

like, you're really delivering it,

but I think if you could learn from anything,

it's to edit a little bit.

Let's move on to Victoria.

- She came a long way as far

as an acting challenge from her--

- So you guys have seen growth?

- Yes.

- Of course we don't know.

- Interestingly, you guys don't have the opportunity,

but her looks, it's unbelievable,

but where her personality was kind of quiet,

and I think tonight we saw her come out of that shell

and show us a little bit more of who Victoria is.

- What were you guys' feelings on Erika?

- [Peaches] I was really impressed

with how she took direction.

- She keeps ending up in the bottom.

That's the problem.

Because she has that look, but it's always that look.

- Oh, right.

- No matter what we challenge her,

and today I really would have liked to see her come out

like a blonde bimbo character.

Something just really different.

- Soft and shockingly different.

And last we have Abhorra.

For her, I feel like she actually succeeded

to show us a feminine side, 'cause when she has shown up

in every episode before, her drag is very monstrous.

- Well, if you're talking about going softer

and more real, I did feel like it still looked very

like a drag queen's version of that.

I'm not sure she achieved it.

- It's a honor to have you guys here,

for an acting challenge, especially.

I can't think of anybody else that I'd rather have

give these girls input, you know?

- Oh, did you see their reaction to you

when we introduced you?

That was genuine.

- If that wasn't genuine, then they should win

for that acting challenge.

(laughs)

They seemed very excited.

- I think we're ready, ladies.

Let's get the ghouls back out here and pass judgment.

(moans)

(static filled screeching)

(whooshing sound effect)

(ominous ambient music)

- Well, first of all, thank you all

for all your performances and looks tonight.

You were a lot of fun to watch.

We really loved what you all did with your Arda Wigs.

I think every one of them looked great.

- [Swanthula] Very well done.

- [Dracmorda] Yeah, you impressed us.

- [Swanthula] Stylists.

- We're gonna just go down the line

and tell each of you what we thought you could improve on

and what we liked about what you did tonight.

- Why don't we start with James?

- James, I loved what you did this evening.

I was really impressed with the way

you took control of your scene.

- And you were comfortable.

It was kind of easy to watch you do it.

- Thank you so much!

- And I, personally, just really love

your choice of scream queen.

It was very funny, so, job well done.

- Thank you so much, guys!

I appreciate it.

Thank you.

- What did you think of Erika's performance tonight?

- It was very efficient and strong and well directed.

- It's always a pleasure watching you perform,

because you own it.

You're into it.

If I had a criticism of you, it would be,

I'm seeing the same thing.

I think you missed the mark on the look tonight.

- It seemed like Coco and Peaches loved my look.

They loved my performance.

But, I just did not impress the Boulets this week.

- What did you think of Biqtch PuddiD tonight?

- I could see you in an 80's slasher movie.

- Yes!

- You really nailed it.

- You're very physical.

You're not scared to physical at all.

You were fearless on the hammock,

and I was kind of like, (gasps) she's gonna go over,

but that became an amazing moment, too,

so, it was just really great all around.

- Thank you!

- So, I'm gonna move on to Victoria.

I was happy tonight that you came out

of your shell a little bit, which we've been pressing you

to do for a long time.

But these girls were already out of their shells,

so you have to catch up fast.

- Yeah, Victoria, I mean, it's clear you're super gifted.

I mean, you're really gifted when it comes to the visuals,

but to reflect what Drack is saying,

yeah, your personality is kind of,

we're encouraging you and pulling that out,

so, you do have to play a little bit of a catch-up.

- I would say that, as far as this challenge,

being an acting challenge and a movie challenge,

that in all honesty, I picked up on, maybe,

your inexperience with acting.

- So let's move on to Disasterina.

- I think it was interesting

that you had your regular Disasterina character,

who was then playing a character.

It was like you were double acting.

It's crazy.

That's impressive.

- My character is an extremely inebriated old supermodel,

and she really misses her pussy.

- I think, my only advice to you would be,

again, editing.

I think your monologue went on for a little too long,

and that's a problem we had with you in the past as well,

but that would be my one advice,

is to try to make it punchier quicker.

- The fact that they gave you that note last week,

that is something that then you do have to pay attention to,

because it's being told to you for a reason,

and taking direction is part of this journey.

- Thank you.

- Coco, what did you think of Abhorra?

- I thought what you were going for is a statement

on society right now, which is this obsession

that people have with their phones and with themselves,

and so I really enjoyed that.

- I liked your performance.

I didn't think it was the best,

which is a problem right now,

because you need to be the best.

So, you have to think of how you can stand out.

- Now, just to be clear, because we felt pretty unanimous

about who were the stronger girls

and who were the weaker girls,

our strongest three girls tonight are,

James Majesty,

Disasterina,

and Biqtch PuddiD.

(applause)

You guys really earned it and you did great,

and you impressed all of the judges.

But one of you really nailed it,

and you really brought us to that place

that we wanted to see, that real scream queen fantasy,

and that is Biqtch PuddiD.

(screams)

(applause)

- Good job, Biqtch!

- You did it, Biqtch!

- Holy fuck, I won the scream queen challenge!

Yes!

I won an acting challenge!

I'm so excited.

- So that means for Victoria, Abhorra, and Erika,

you did not make the cut tonight.

- Since we're in the woods, we're gonna play a little game

of Truth or Dare.

(screeching noise)

(quiet applause)

Except we're getting rid of the dare part.

This is only truth.

- Well, this is getting very weird.

- Okay, so we're gonna start our questioning with Abhorra.

(tense orchestral music)

- Abhorra, have you truly forgiven Biqtch?

- Yes.

I realized that the only thing

that I was really holding over her

was my inacceptance of my inadequacy.

I'm so sorry that we haven't been friends for this time.

- Abhorra, I feel like my question is somewhat inappropriate

after your lovely exchange with each other,

but when has that ever stopped me?

So, my question is, are you attracted to Biqtch?

- Not physically,

or emotionally,

or on any level.

(everyone laughs)

- Oh, goodness.

- Why do they even want to know any of this?

- Okay, my question for you is this:

do you think Erika should still be here?

(sighs)

(sighs)

- That's very difficult.

She's worked very hard.

But yes.

I think that she has shown

that she has wanted it more than even I have.

- Wow.

- There's a lot of gossip flying around on the set,

so I want to ask you directly:

have you had relations with anybody on the cast?

- I have not been sexual with anybody.

I have found,

I don't know if I'm at liberty to say this,

but I have had physical bonding with another cast member,

and I don't know if they are comfortable

with letting that out, so, yes.

- I mean, I don't care.

- Oh, well then, fuck, it's her.

(everyone laughs)

- Doll, let me just make it short and sweet.

There was a mutual attraction,

but we mutually agreed to not go there,

just because, to me, it's unprofessional

and it's just gonna distract from what I'm doing.

I'm not here to have an attraction with any of these girls.

I'm here to fucking prove to you

that I'm the Drag Supermonster.

I will do it to the bitter end, like I keep saying.

- Okay, so, I'm going to follow up

with a question for Erika, and I think this one

is also kind of serious, so prepare yourself.

Have you ever topped?

(everyone laughs)

- Ooh, girl!

- Um, yes, but I don't like it,

and I'm still the only bottom on the cast.

- I'm first to towel, bitch.

- My question, I think, is a simple yes or no:

do you think, in your soul, you can win this competition?

(sighs)

- I don't put too much focus on can I win

or can I not win, I just put my focus on what's

in front of me, and how I can do my best.

I'm still here to do everything that I can

to prove to you that I am the next Drag Supermonster.

What Dragula is, is inside me,

and I'm so honored that I get to be here

and that I'm still here, because this means so much to me

and this whole movement that we're creating,

I want to be a part of it.

- You are a part of it.

- You already are a part of it.

- You already are, honey.

- This is my chance to really open up to the Boulet Brothers

about how I'm feeling in this competition,

so I don't wanna waste this opportunity.

- Should you or Abhorra go home?

- If I had to pick between one of us, I would say her.

I feel like she's struggled a little bit

with her confidence and her, (sighs) just her attitude.

- Victoria, my question for you is,

have you lied to us during this competition?

(thudding noise)

- No.

Honestly.

No.

- Okay.

That might tie into your question.

- This is actually a really important question.

Probably, it could affect our future relationship,

you and I.

Do you think I'm pretty?

(laughs)

- Honestly, I do, actually.

- You say it like it's a surprise.

- Shut up!

No!

I really, really do think you're pretty.

- Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

- Seemed to be an interesting topic earlier,

so they thought I might ask you,

have you had any sexual relations with anyone in this cast?

- Well, not sexual relations,

but I've had some physical interactions with,

Dahli.

- Dahli and I have never had sexual relations.

We're just sister-wives.

- I kind of feel like I know the answer to this question,

but I wanna ask it anyway: on any level,

do you think you're better than the rest of these girls?

(sighs)

- In ways, yes.

I feel I can totally like,

(sighs)

I'm sorry.

(laughs)

- It's okay to be confident in something, you know?

You have skills that you're great at,

we're just asking you to express them.

- I think that's one of my downfalls, definitely,

is not having confidence in the work I do,

and not giving myself the credit.

Because, I know I can do things better than some,

but I just can't take that compliment sometimes

and it's really hard for me.

- Well, part of the reason we're asking you guys

these questions is to get to know you better,

but also, it's important to learn how

to speak your truth without being afraid

to step on people's feet.

So, that's part of why we're asking you guys these things.

Now, of course we want to believe everything you guys said,

but, we just kind of have to be sure.

- So, your extermination challenge is going

to be to answer all of those questions again,

and maybe a few more, but there's a twist,

because this time you're going

to be hooked up to a polygraph machine.

- Bitch!

- Okay!

- Bitch!

(laughing quietly)

- All right.

I hope you really didn't think

we'd be taking your word for it,

because we really want to know the truth.

We want to know if any of you are rotten little liars,

and we're going to find out.

We're going to go inside and each of you are going

to take those lie detector tests right now.

(static filled screeching)

(low buzzing)

- These are medical grade equipment,

so they're going to detect your breathing,

your sweating on your fingertips,

and your blood pressure on your arm cuff.

- How accurate are these?

- Extremely.

The finger one alone is what the CIA and FBI use

out in the field, just the finger sweat conductors.

- Does it really relate to the challenge?

- Maybe online.

- So keep your hand flat on your leg.

Put your feet flat on the ground.

- I feel like the truth will set you free.

- Okay, I'm gonna ask you several questions.

You answer yes or no.

No maybes.

Don't shake your head.

Keep perfectly still.

(tense electronic music)

We're gonna go ahead and begin.

Is it the month of January?

- No.

- Is today Friday?

- No.

- Have you ever cheated on any school test?

- Yes.

- Have you ever stolen from a family member?

- Yes.

- Have you ever urinated in your pants as an adult?

- Yes.

- That's the truth.

Have you ever been sexually attracted to a family member?

- Yes.

- Have you ever topped?

- Yes.

- That's the truth.

Do you think Peaches Christ is pretty?

- Yes.

- So it's truthful there.

- Have you had sexual relations with anyone in the cast?

- No.

- It's a truth.

- No.

- She showed truthful.

- No.

- Uh...

She showed deception.

- Mm.

- Do you think you can win this competition?

- No.

- That's the truth.

Do you think you are better than the rest of the cast?

- Yes.

- She shows truthful.

Are you attracted to Biqtch?

No.

- That's the truth.

- Should Abhorra go home instead of you?

- Yes.

- She's definitely truthful there.

Every question she's shown the truth.

Have you truly forgiven Biqtch?

- Yes.

- Uh...

She didn't look truthful.

She showed deception.

Do you believe Erika should be here?

- Yes.

- Uh...

She showed deception

on 'do you believe Erika should be here'.

- Interesting.

- Hmm.

- I wish you'd just been more honest from the beginning,

but I'm un-bothered by her at the end.

- I think you do belong here.

- Sounds like lies.

- You did tell me earlier this week

that you would sabotage her if you had to get to the top.

- Did I say I would sabotage her, or did I say

that I would slit her throat in an elimination challenge?

- What's the difference, girl?

- It's from the front, not the back.

- See, those are the comments.

- Girl, I used the word sabotage,

and you repeated the word sabotage.

- Let's put on the polygraph right now, bitch.

- I would never do anything to sabotage you.

- No, I know, and I think you're a bad person.

I don't think you're a bad person,

but I'm just pointing out to you,

that that kind of behavior is why we blew up at you earlier.

'Cause your petty, and you're tacky.

- I'm a monster.

- And you're negativity is why I believe you should go home.

Also your makeup.

- You don't even own a flesh toned makeup

and you're a drag queen!

- And I still fucking love you and I care for you,

and this is why I point out this behavior,

because I want better for you.

- You just want me to be a better person,

and moving forward, I will.

- And I just here the,

in your voice, it's just, like you don't believe it.

- I think you guys have to have conflict to grow,

and you have to learn how to be adult enough

to say, I disagree with this, but I'm not mad at you.

- Telling someone that you're unhappy with something

and not taking it personally or harboring it in your heart,

not really telling them the truth,

and then hating them from afar, from the shadows,

or from a distance.

It sounds cute.

It sounds very Sith like and interesting,

but actually it's kind of fucking annoying

and it stops progress.

It stops progress from work, your relationship,

and even your growth as an individual.

- We just really need to consider everything

and we have a hard decision to make.

- Our time in the woods is almost done, ladies.

I think you can go upstairs and get some rest,

because for one of you,

it's going to be a very long one.

(static filled screeching)

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(gasps)

(breathes heavily)

(tearing)

(groans)

(groans)

(groans)

(breathes heavily)

(groans)

(cracking)

(whirring)

(whooshing)

(whooshing)

(cracking)

(gasping)

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(moaning)

(screams)

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