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ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, my family had plenty of missteps when it came to love.
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[SOBBING GIBBERISH]
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But for one magic moment,
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it seemed like
the gods of love were
smiling on all of us.
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I was with Brea,
Barry had Ren,
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and Erica and Geoff
were as strong as ever.
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Even my dad's friend
Bill Lewis had found someone.
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My angel, Dolores,
I promise to cherish you,
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and to listen to you
recount your dreams
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no matter
how dumb they are,
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and to smile when I eat
what you call a taco salad.
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Why would you toss
a pear in there?
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This is a courthouse.
We don't have time for vows.
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Is your witness here?Mur-man, you're up.
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And I gotta tell you,
I'm ready,
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except I'm not putting
my hand on a Bible.
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I just need your signature.
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Stop! Nobody sign
a damn thing!
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Oh, no.
She found us. How?
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This morning, Murray says
he's going out for a walk,
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and naturally I assumed
he's terminally ill
or having an affair,
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so I followed him.
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A walk, Murray?
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That's a lie as lazy
as the man who told it.
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And how dare the two of you
try to sneak off and elope?
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I'm sorry. Is this any
of your business?
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Silly Dolores.
Bill is my husband's
best friend,
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which makes him
my best friend,
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which makes this
all about me.
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That does not track.
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Which is why we didn't
tell you about it.
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We knew you'd want
to take over the wedding
and do something crazy.
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All I wanted to do
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was throw them
a grand wedding
for the ages.
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I just need six months
and a quarter
of a million dollars.
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We leave for Tahiti
on Sunday.
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Challenge accepted.
The wedding is tomorrow!
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Please, Bill, just say "I do"
and sign the paper.
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Then she can't touch us.
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Dolores, your wedding day
is the most important day
of your life.
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Murray and I
will never forget ours.
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Yeah, it was
the dead of winter.July 3rd.
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There was a chill
in the air.The cake melted.
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Memories.
The slide show of my mind.
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You could have
what we have.
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[GASPS] Ooh,
and we'll have it
in the backyard.
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But nobody uses
the john in the house
'cause we got bushes.
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That's both a kind
and wildly ungenerous offer.
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But no one can plan
an entire wedding in a day.
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Watch me.
[CHUCKLING]
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Whee! [LAUGHS]
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That was
my birth certificate.
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♪♪♪♪
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Life-changing news,
everyone.
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We're going on safari!
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And I'm gonna walk across
some rocks on a river
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only to realize
they're hippos.
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I have no information,
but I'm positive
that's all wrong.
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In the next 24 hours,
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you all are gonna help me
plan a wedding.
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Yay!Zero chance.
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No, thanks.In Africa?
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You have no choice!
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And it's gonna
be a ridiculous,
over-the-top-affair.
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This is gonna be a disaster,
so I'm bringing Ren.
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She's a foxy wildcard
that'll lighten up
this snooze-fest.
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If he's bringing Ren,
then I'm bringing Brea.
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No guests.
They cost money.
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But it's a wedding,
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and I'm obviously
bringing Geoff.Who?
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This isn't because your father
doesn't know my name.
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It's just weddings
get me going.
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You know, the bride
in the dress of her dreams,
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the promise of forever,
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the dad in the wheelchair
who's standing up
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just for that last little
walk down the aisle.
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This is who you
want to bring? Really?
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Everyone's invited, Murray.
Even hysterical Geoff.
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Who's getting married,
again?
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Your dad's friend Bill
and some rando.
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Oh, it's gonna be
so much fun!
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Ooh, it's like
we're all getting married.
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No.Don't forget me!
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♪♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪♪ I don't know the future
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♪♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪♪
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ADULT ADAM:
It was November 4th,
1980-something,
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and my mom was attempting
to do the impossible...
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Plan an entire wedding with
less than 24-hours' notice.
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We got here
as soon as we could.
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What happened to Murray?
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Did he take a header
down the stairs
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because his feet
are so swollen?
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Are his injuries consistent
with blunt-force trauma
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and you have
a rock-solid alibi,
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but we know in our hearts
it was you?
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Close.
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He's barely helping me
throw a wedding by tomorrow.
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Dang it, Beverly!
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I had a tennis lesson
with Lars.
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Lars!
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Good. Channel that weird,
middle-aged energy into this.
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Ginzy, I need enough flowers
for a presidential funeral.
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Linda, I need you
to cater a meal
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for a hundred picky eaters.
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Essie...
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Prove yourself useful.
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I once went to a wedding
that had a really fun psychic.
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Oh, she was a hoot.
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Did she predict how useless
you'd be in this moment?
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Yoo-hoo!
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ADULT ADAM: Of course,
my mom didn't account
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for her rival yenta,
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who could smell a wedding
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being planned
from a mile away.
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Jane Bales.
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To what do I owe
this displeasure?
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I just popped over
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because I heard
you were planning a wedding.
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Based on the interior
of your home,
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I wanted to stop you.
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You will plan this wedding
over my dead body.
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I introduced
Bill and Dolores.
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I don't want you
screwing this up.
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Please. I am
the best party planner
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in Montgomery County,
Southern New Jersey,
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and the entire
Eastern seaboard
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south of Delaware.
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Well, that's impossible
because I am.
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And the rest of the U.S.
and Puerto Rico and Guam.
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I once threw myself
a baby shower
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while I was giving birth.
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I threw a quinceanera
for a 50-year-old white guy.
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It was super weird,
but it was his day.
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I once threw
a Cinco de Mayo party
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on Ocho de Octubre.
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I threw a surprise party
for myself,
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and I had no idea.
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Thanks, but no, thanks.
I have it covered.
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Really?
What have you done so far?
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Just this.
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[GASPS]
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Well, it's been three minutes.
Why don't I see results?
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Because you ask
too much of us?
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Err!
Wrong answer, Ginzy!
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Now move your puckered
poopers outta here
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and come back
with a wedding!
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[DOOR SLAMS][EXHALES SHARPLY]
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Well, at least you're
working on your
best-man speech.
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No, I'm writing
a very angry letter
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to the moron who almost parked
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in front of our driveway.
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Dammit, Murray! You only have
two responsibilities!
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Our kids?We have three kids.
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I'm talking about
the wedding.
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You have to write
your best-man speech
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and get chairs.
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Got it. Chicken fingers.Murray!
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Let me give you a little piece
of advice...
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If you want something
done right,
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you do it yourself.
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ADULT ADAM: While my dad
dodged his wedding duties,
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we got hit with
a long list of chores.
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I can't believe Mom
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would actually ask us
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to do manual labor.
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What even is this thing?
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My God, you know nothing.
It's called a yard fork.
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Now it's a Kenpo
thrusting lance!
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Hello, rambunctious children.
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I am here
for the wedding.
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Am I in the right place?
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Sweet Witches of Eastwick!
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It's Karen English,
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one of Philadelphia's
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more popular radio occultists.
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You might recognize
this side of my face
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from various
vandalized bench ads.
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Tell us, enchantress,
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what greatness
is in store for me?
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The spirits are telling me...
Meh.
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Huh?
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Ooh, but I am registering
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a negative
romantic complication.
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There is a couple here
who will not last the night.
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Someone's
getting murdered?
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No.
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But there is a romantic
relationship in peril.
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Well, it's not mine.
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My boyfriend is so loving
and devoted,
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even though he just
recently chose to move out.
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I see.
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And Brea and I
are solid as a rock...
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If half the rock
was super attractive
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and the other half
was wildly insecure.
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Hmm.Ha-ha!
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Karen English thinks
your love is garbage.
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Well, what about you
and your unlikely
partnership with Ren?
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I agree. Ren is a ten.
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But, as you all can see,
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I'm an eleven.
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Together,
we are blackjack.
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All I know is that someone
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is doomed here tonight.
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A reckoning is coming.
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I am never wrong.
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♪♪♪♪
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[LATCH RATTLING]
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Is there a trick
with this?
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Yeah,
just jiggle the thingy.I am jiggling it.
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Jiggle it harder.Yeah, you gotta give
the thing a good jiggle.
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I'm jiggling the thingy!
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Yeah, just
a little...
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I got it.Oh.
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I'm never wrong.
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♪♪♪♪
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I'm never wrong.
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ADULT ADAM:
As Karen English had us
worried about a break-up,
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my mom was trying
to keep the wedding
from falling apart.
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What the hell is this?
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An elegant centerpiece
of tulips and begonias.
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You expect someone
to look at this
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and feel anything
but sick?Maybe whimsy?
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Beverly, I do think
you're pushing us
a little hard here.
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I already made
350 cucumber sandwiches.
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I think that's enough.
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Yeah, and I agreed
to iron napkins,
not whatever these are.
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Those are
Murray's formal intimates,
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and you will put that iron
wherever I tell you to.
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Now, getting rid of all this.
We're gonna start over.
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I am done.
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Good! 'Cause despite
your mediocre efforts,
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you've really set me back.
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I'm right behind you, Linda.
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I can't believe
I wasted my morning
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creasing your husband's
butt rags.
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And I said some hateful words
in the bathroom to myself,
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so I need to go apologize
to my children.
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Well, good riddance![DOOR OPENS]
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I'll just draw a frown
on a sack of flour
to replace you!
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[DOOR SLAMS]Oh.
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Too bad your friends
are gone
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'cause I got one
for the win column.
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I got us chairs.
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Oh, I knew
you'd come through.
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Daddy does it again.
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So now that
I've done my part,
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00:08:01,785 --> 00:08:04,440
I'm gonna go to my natural
surroundings of the den.
250
00:08:04,614 --> 00:08:05,789
Uh, wait, Murray.
251
00:08:05,963 --> 00:08:08,096
Yeah?What am I looking at?
252
00:08:08,270 --> 00:08:10,881
That's one of one hundred
premium wedding chairs.
253
00:08:11,055 --> 00:08:13,667
This chair
is for a child.Nah. It's perfect.
254
00:08:13,841 --> 00:08:15,233
Well, if it's so perfect,
why don't you sit down.
255
00:08:15,407 --> 00:08:17,453
Because I prefer
to stand.
256
00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:19,281
I like being on
the balls of my feet,
ready to pounce.
257
00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:20,412
Sit!
258
00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:21,849
[GROANS]
259
00:08:22,023 --> 00:08:24,112
All right.
There you go.
260
00:08:24,286 --> 00:08:25,896
Well, that's, uh...
That's quite comfortable.
261
00:08:26,070 --> 00:08:28,116
I like being so close
to my knees.
262
00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,074
You can sit that way
through the whole ceremony?
263
00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:31,859
I'm in a great deal
of pain.
264
00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:34,122
Dammit, Murray,
you failed me
like everyone else!
265
00:08:34,296 --> 00:08:35,863
What am I
supposed to do now?
266
00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:38,300
I'm gonna tell you
what I tell our kids.
267
00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,041
There's nothing wrong
with quitting.
268
00:08:40,215 --> 00:08:41,912
I'll take care
of the chairs.
269
00:08:42,086 --> 00:08:44,393
You just go and finish writing
your best-man speech.
270
00:08:44,567 --> 00:08:46,134
Hey, don't worry.
I'm gonna wing it.
271
00:08:46,308 --> 00:08:48,092
ADULT ADAM:
My mom's party crew
was crumbling.
272
00:08:48,266 --> 00:08:49,659
She knew there was
only one yenta
273
00:08:49,833 --> 00:08:51,748
who could help her get
this wedding back on track.
274
00:08:51,922 --> 00:08:53,750
I...Failed miserably
275
00:08:53,924 --> 00:08:56,144
and inevitably had
to come to me for help?
276
00:08:56,318 --> 00:08:58,146
It's just...You couldn't pull off
a one-day wedding by yourself
277
00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,364
and you needed me
all along?
278
00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:01,018
That's...True.
279
00:09:01,192 --> 00:09:02,846
And admitting your mistake
is the first step
280
00:09:03,020 --> 00:09:04,631
in the lengthy apology
you owe me.
281
00:09:04,805 --> 00:09:06,458
Well, save it.
282
00:09:06,633 --> 00:09:07,764
We have a wedding
to throw.
283
00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:10,332
[CHOIR SINGS]
284
00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:11,289
[SINGING STOPS]
285
00:09:11,463 --> 00:09:13,291
Come on.
286
00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:14,815
ADULT ADAM: As my mom
and Jane Bales joined forces,
287
00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,817
the strength of our bonds
was about to be tested.
288
00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,253
Hey, guys.
You ready?
289
00:09:18,427 --> 00:09:21,169
Almost. Let me
just touch up
my lipstick.
290
00:09:21,343 --> 00:09:22,605
Because I smooched it off.
291
00:09:22,779 --> 00:09:24,215
[GAGS]
292
00:09:24,389 --> 00:09:25,695
I'll never get
used to it.
293
00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:27,305
Geoff, you got
some extremely
personal mail
294
00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:29,351
that I obviously opened.
295
00:09:29,525 --> 00:09:31,788
Congrats. You got into
the study-abroad
program in Spain.
296
00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:33,137
Oh, my God, really?Yeah.
297
00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:34,965
The Spanish are awesome.
298
00:09:35,139 --> 00:09:37,098
They eat dinner at midnight,
fight bulls for fun,
299
00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:38,708
and even their babies
kiss hello.
300
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,318
Wait, you're
just gonna jet off
301
00:09:40,492 --> 00:09:43,234
to a faraway land of fancy ham
and flamenco dancing?
302
00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:45,062
Oh, I-I mean, it's totally
not gonna happen.
303
00:09:45,236 --> 00:09:47,238
It was just a lark.
304
00:09:47,412 --> 00:09:49,284
A lark that totally panned out
in the most amazing way,
but it's not happening.
305
00:09:49,458 --> 00:09:51,329
Geoff, look at me.
306
00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:52,722
You have to go.
307
00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:54,332
Wait. You really
want me to go?
308
00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:55,464
It's Spain!
309
00:09:55,638 --> 00:09:57,640
Or, as they call it,
Espana.
310
00:09:57,814 --> 00:09:59,337
Es-pa-na!Huh?
311
00:09:59,511 --> 00:10:00,687
Are we starting
a chant or what?
312
00:10:00,861 --> 00:10:01,862
I don't think so.
313
00:10:02,036 --> 00:10:04,342
Madrid, Barcelona, Ibiza.
314
00:10:04,516 --> 00:10:06,083
You know your places.
Nice.
315
00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:07,519
I'm gonna start the car.
316
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:08,477
But you can't drive
to Spain!
317
00:10:08,651 --> 00:10:10,261
It's across a whole ocean!
318
00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:12,176
[QUIETLY] Damn it.BARRY: Holy crap.
319
00:10:12,350 --> 00:10:13,482
That mind witch was right.
320
00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,310
You and Geoff are dunzo.
321
00:10:15,484 --> 00:10:17,355
You don't know
what you're talking about.
It's someone else.
322
00:10:17,529 --> 00:10:19,183
Brea can't come
to the wedding.
323
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:21,185
She's going to
her grandma's 70th
in Hartford.
324
00:10:21,359 --> 00:10:22,447
Should I be worried?
325
00:10:22,622 --> 00:10:25,233
Hot dog, yes!
Very worried.
326
00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,714
I thought you were gonna
gently reassure me
I was being crazy.
327
00:10:27,888 --> 00:10:29,498
Do you know anything
about senior birthdays
in Connecticut?
328
00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,456
Super sexy.
329
00:10:31,631 --> 00:10:32,936
That's why it's called
the Romance State.
330
00:10:33,110 --> 00:10:34,285
I think
it's the Nutmeg State.
331
00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:36,026
You're thinking,
but I'm knowing.
332
00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:38,550
Once you cross state lines,
anything goes.
333
00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:39,900
But they're just going
to the Holiday Inn.
334
00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:41,510
Ouch.They have pools.
335
00:10:41,684 --> 00:10:43,425
Pools have boys.Boys meet Brea.
336
00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:45,079
Brea go bye-bye.Bye-bye.
337
00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:47,385
Oh, God!
There is a pool!
338
00:10:47,559 --> 00:10:48,735
And a free New York Times
every morning!
339
00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,301
That's what I'm saying.
340
00:10:50,475 --> 00:10:51,781
They really know
how to set a table
for love.
341
00:10:51,955 --> 00:10:53,130
Are we good to go?
342
00:10:53,304 --> 00:10:54,479
[CHUCKLES]
343
00:10:54,654 --> 00:10:56,525
We are.
Them? Not so much.
344
00:10:56,699 --> 00:10:58,222
♪♪♪♪
345
00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,183
ADULT ADAM: My mom had gotten
exactly what she needed
346
00:11:02,357 --> 00:11:03,532
to pull off
a one-day wedding...
347
00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:05,316
Another Beverly Goldberg.
348
00:11:05,490 --> 00:11:07,101
Get me up to speed.
Where are we on food?
349
00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,406
Unfinished.Chairs?
350
00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:09,756
Tiny.Guest list?
351
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,322
A real who's-who
of nobodies.
352
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:12,672
I've worked with less.
353
00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:15,022
Yeah, but we still
need music, a cake,
354
00:11:15,196 --> 00:11:17,285
an officiant,
a videographer,
355
00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,069
and a huge team of
hair and makeup for us...
356
00:11:19,243 --> 00:11:20,767
And possibly Dolores
if there's time.
357
00:11:20,941 --> 00:11:21,811
So a whole wedding?
358
00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:23,247
Done.
359
00:11:23,421 --> 00:11:24,901
Your daughter's musical,
right?
360
00:11:25,075 --> 00:11:27,338
Oh, don't bother.
My children have already
refused to help me.
361
00:11:27,512 --> 00:11:29,079
That's adorable.
362
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:30,820
You! You're in a dumb
singing group, right?
363
00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:32,300
Yeah, but I'm not
in the mood...
364
00:11:32,474 --> 00:11:33,823
I don't care.
You're booked.
365
00:11:33,997 --> 00:11:35,172
I'm only saying yes
because I'm afraid.
366
00:11:35,346 --> 00:11:36,608
Not afraid enough.
367
00:11:36,783 --> 00:11:38,567
Scoot. Go. Knees high!
368
00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,569
[GASPS] Holy crap!
369
00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,006
You were hateful
to my child!
370
00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:44,442
[QUIETLY] And it was
beautiful to watch.
371
00:11:44,616 --> 00:11:45,792
Hey, hey, hey.
Look at me.
372
00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,316
You can be
this horrible, too.
373
00:11:48,490 --> 00:11:50,535
♪♪♪♪
374
00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,625
While I am
an ordained deacon,
375
00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,237
uh, I'd like to sit down
with the bride and groom
376
00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:57,455
and really
get to know them.
377
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,283
He's as bald
as a misshapen egg,
378
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,545
and she doesn't seem
to mind.
379
00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:02,199
You're all caught up.
380
00:12:02,373 --> 00:12:04,462
Your angry eyes make me feel
like I know them enough.
381
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:05,942
♪♪♪♪
382
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,509
Oh, no!
383
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,293
A fit, middle-aged lady
on my bed.
384
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:10,773
I saw this movie
with Barry.
385
00:12:10,947 --> 00:12:12,906
Flattered
but spoken for.
386
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,429
Get your head
out of the gutter,
camera dork.
387
00:12:14,603 --> 00:12:16,387
I prefer film aficionado.
388
00:12:16,561 --> 00:12:18,563
You are gonna
point your Kodak
389
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:20,827
and chronicle the nuptials
of Bill and Dolores.
390
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:22,611
I barely know
who those people are,
391
00:12:22,785 --> 00:12:24,744
and I'm kind of
at a crossroads
in my own relationship.
392
00:12:24,918 --> 00:12:26,571
Everything you're saying
is ridiculous
because you're a child.
393
00:12:28,399 --> 00:12:29,357
And what is this room?
394
00:12:29,531 --> 00:12:31,663
♪♪♪♪
395
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,927
Ginzy, I wasn't
very nice earlier,
396
00:12:34,101 --> 00:12:35,842
so this will come
as no shock.
397
00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,496
But I'm gonna
need you to bring me
all your white roses,
398
00:12:38,670 --> 00:12:40,411
you tremendous
piece of [BLEEP].
399
00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,936
[GASPS] You know,
words like that are why
we canceled HBO!
400
00:12:44,241 --> 00:12:45,895
I'll have them here
by 1:45.
401
00:12:46,069 --> 00:12:47,070
♪♪♪♪
402
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:48,463
Hello, I need service!
403
00:12:48,637 --> 00:12:50,508
[RATTLING]
404
00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:52,815
I'm next forever,
so why don't you
405
00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,121
and your
corned beef-covered friends
406
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:55,862
start making me
some finger sandwiches
407
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:57,428
and a six-tiered
wedding cake.
408
00:12:57,602 --> 00:12:59,517
We only do meats.And now cakes.
409
00:12:59,691 --> 00:13:01,824
And I need you
to take in the seams
of all these pants.
410
00:13:01,998 --> 00:13:04,174
Okay.
411
00:13:04,348 --> 00:13:06,263
ADULT ADAM:
Yep, my mom and Jane
were a dream team,
412
00:13:06,437 --> 00:13:08,831
but I was in
a relationship nightmare.
413
00:13:09,005 --> 00:13:10,528
Pick up, pick up, pick up,
pick up, pick up, pick up.
414
00:13:10,702 --> 00:13:11,834
Dammit!
Answering machine!
415
00:13:12,008 --> 00:13:13,444
Dude, you're doomed.
416
00:13:13,618 --> 00:13:15,272
Leaving a message
won't get your lady back.
417
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,579
Brea! It's Adam Goldberg
of Adam and Brea.
418
00:13:17,753 --> 00:13:18,798
It's already bad.
419
00:13:18,972 --> 00:13:20,625
I know you're headed off
to sexy Hartford,
420
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:23,106
but I could use a pep talk
on where we stand.
421
00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:25,065
I mean, you could do
whatever you want,
422
00:13:25,239 --> 00:13:26,806
but please don't do
whatever you want.
423
00:13:26,980 --> 00:13:28,982
For the love of God,
stay out of that hotel pool!
424
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:30,418
You're tanking it, bro.
425
00:13:30,592 --> 00:13:32,159
Just hang up
while you're behind.
426
00:13:32,333 --> 00:13:34,814
Anyhoo, safe travels,
and please don't leave me.
427
00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:38,252
Oh, here comes
my anxiety gas.
428
00:13:38,426 --> 00:13:39,383
Have I hung up yet?
429
00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:41,908
I think I nailed it.
430
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,519
You did not,
but you can fix it.
431
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:46,129
Just leave
a few more messages
432
00:13:46,303 --> 00:13:47,957
in the same tone of
clumsy desperation.
433
00:13:48,131 --> 00:13:50,220
You're not a good person.I know.
434
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,919
ADULT ADAM: Yeah,
Barry had me worked up
about my relationship,
435
00:13:53,093 --> 00:13:55,356
but I wasn't the only one
trying to work things out.
436
00:13:55,530 --> 00:13:57,271
Hey, whatcha doin'?
437
00:13:57,445 --> 00:13:59,926
Hiding from Jane Bales.
She's a scary lady.
438
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:01,579
I know.
She made me the flower girl.
439
00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,843
I didn't even say yes,
but here's
my basket of petals.
440
00:14:04,017 --> 00:14:07,455
Look, about the whole
study-abroad thing...
441
00:14:07,629 --> 00:14:09,457
It kind of seemed like
you were super pumped
for me to go.
442
00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:10,588
So pumped!
443
00:14:10,762 --> 00:14:12,242
You'd be okay with me
leaving you, then?
444
00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:13,983
I guess
that's what I'm saying.
445
00:14:14,157 --> 00:14:15,898
Oh. Okay, then.
I guess I should
really consider it.
446
00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:17,726
Please don't!I am so confused.
447
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,380
I know. I'm sorry.
448
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,338
Of course I don't
want you to go.
449
00:14:21,512 --> 00:14:22,774
But we just had
this whole thing
450
00:14:22,949 --> 00:14:25,429
about how everything's
on my terms,
451
00:14:25,603 --> 00:14:27,431
and this was my chance
to finally support
what you want.
452
00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:29,738
But I can never
leave you.
453
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,479
But it's Espana.
454
00:14:31,653 --> 00:14:33,524
You can eat paella
and watch children smoke.
455
00:14:33,698 --> 00:14:34,786
Everything I want
is right here.
456
00:14:34,961 --> 00:14:36,005
Now you're laying it on
a little thick.
457
00:14:36,179 --> 00:14:37,789
Just shut up
and kiss the flower girl.
458
00:14:37,964 --> 00:14:39,182
[CHUCKLES]Balls!
459
00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:40,792
You guys are okay?
460
00:14:40,967 --> 00:14:42,751
Now it's definitely me.
461
00:14:42,925 --> 00:14:44,753
ADULT ADAM:
As the psychic's prediction
became clear,
462
00:14:44,927 --> 00:14:47,712
my mom and Jane Bales
had pulled off the impossible.
463
00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,976
In one day,
they turned our backyard
464
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,195
into a picture-perfect
wedding venue.
465
00:14:52,369 --> 00:14:55,633
Hey, have you seen my,
uh, tie with the stain
that looks like a stripe?
466
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:56,721
I've got it right here.
467
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:58,767
Oh!
468
00:14:58,941 --> 00:15:00,421
And you also got
big-boy chairs.
469
00:15:00,595 --> 00:15:02,292
How 'bout that.
I pushed you to do better.
470
00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,772
Now maybe you can
take care of something
471
00:15:03,946 --> 00:15:05,948
like your best-man duties?
472
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,037
I think it's a little too late
for a bachelor party,
but I'll talk to Vic.
473
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:09,386
No. Is your speech ready?
474
00:15:09,560 --> 00:15:10,431
Well, yes.Where is it?
475
00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,259
Bingy, bingy.
476
00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:13,782
So you didn't write it.No, I did not.
477
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:15,784
Beverly, big problem.
478
00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:17,960
Bill has locked himself
in the bathroom.
479
00:15:18,134 --> 00:15:19,353
He says he doesn't want
to go through with it!
480
00:15:19,527 --> 00:15:21,616
Nobody panic.
It's just cold feet.
481
00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:22,747
Murray will talk him down.
482
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:23,923
Thank you, Murray!
483
00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,359
What am I supposed to do?
484
00:15:25,533 --> 00:15:27,535
Maybe care about this wedding
for a freakin' second!
485
00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,363
I did at City Hall.
486
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:30,886
But then
you took over everything
487
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:31,800
and turned it
into a circus.
488
00:15:31,974 --> 00:15:33,845
Circus?
489
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,021
Do you understand
why I'm doing this?
490
00:15:35,195 --> 00:15:36,979
No, I don't.
491
00:15:37,153 --> 00:15:38,633
Murray, you know,
a wedding is not just about
492
00:15:38,807 --> 00:15:40,113
the two people
getting married.
493
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:43,464
It's a celebration of what
it means to be married...
494
00:15:43,638 --> 00:15:45,553
Two people starting
their lives together,
starting a family.
495
00:15:47,424 --> 00:15:49,339
Huh. I never
thought of that.
496
00:15:49,513 --> 00:15:50,950
Well, I guess I shouldn't be
surprised that you didn't.
497
00:15:52,168 --> 00:15:54,692
♪♪♪♪
498
00:15:54,866 --> 00:15:57,478
I can't believe Brea's
going to the Holiday Inn
in Hartford.
499
00:15:57,652 --> 00:15:59,175
I know.
500
00:15:59,349 --> 00:16:01,351
It's like she's going
to the Playboy Mansion,
501
00:16:01,525 --> 00:16:04,137
if the Playboy Mansion
was in the insurance capital
of the world.
502
00:16:04,311 --> 00:16:05,573
Hey, Adam.
503
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:09,011
Brea? You're here? Why?
504
00:16:09,185 --> 00:16:11,405
Because I can't imagine
being away from you
for even a day.
505
00:16:11,579 --> 00:16:14,016
Psh! Girl, I wasn't scared.
506
00:16:14,190 --> 00:16:15,496
Which is a complete lie.
507
00:16:15,670 --> 00:16:16,714
Thank God you're here.
508
00:16:16,888 --> 00:16:17,889
BARRY: Aww...
509
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:20,849
Oh, no.
510
00:16:21,023 --> 00:16:22,807
If Geoff and Erica are good
and you and Brea are, too,
511
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,548
then that can mean
only one thing!
512
00:16:24,722 --> 00:16:26,637
Hey, I was
looking for you.
513
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:28,248
Hopefully not to
break up with me.
514
00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:30,250
What?We're good, right?
515
00:16:30,424 --> 00:16:33,122
Oh, um... Yeah...
516
00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:34,819
"Oh, um"?
517
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,083
Barry, we need to talk.
518
00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:38,954
♪♪♪♪
519
00:16:42,349 --> 00:16:44,568
ADULT ADAM: The wedding
my mom planned for Bill
was in serious trouble
520
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:45,874
'cause there was no Bill.
521
00:16:46,048 --> 00:16:48,398
Bill, when you agreed
to get married,
522
00:16:48,572 --> 00:16:51,097
you gave up your right
to ever make a decision again.
523
00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:52,011
[FALSETTO] Bill...
Bill stepped out!
524
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:55,666
[CALMLY] Bill...
525
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:59,018
Um, I'm gonna knock down
this door, choke you out,
526
00:16:59,192 --> 00:17:01,629
and drag your lifeless body
downstairs...
527
00:17:01,803 --> 00:17:04,327
[RAPIDLY] And move
your face like a puppet
so you say, "I do!"
528
00:17:04,501 --> 00:17:06,547
[IN NORMAL VOICE] You're gonna Weekend at Bernie'sme?No, thank you!
529
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:08,549
L-L-Let me give this
a try.
530
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:09,637
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
531
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:12,770
Hey, Bill.
532
00:17:12,944 --> 00:17:15,077
I thought you were crazy
about this lady.
533
00:17:15,251 --> 00:17:16,905
Like beans love weenies.
534
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,298
That's also our nicknames
for each other.
535
00:17:18,472 --> 00:17:19,864
I'm beans.
536
00:17:20,039 --> 00:17:21,170
Well, then,
what's the problem?
537
00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,912
I've been burned
by the marriage game once.
538
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,653
Do you know
I spent the last six years
539
00:17:25,827 --> 00:17:27,176
sleeping on
an empty waterbed?
540
00:17:27,350 --> 00:17:29,222
That sounds terribly
uncomfortable.
541
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,485
I just haven't had anyone
to fill it for, you know?
542
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,878
Now you got Dolores
to fill it for you.
543
00:17:34,053 --> 00:17:35,663
What if she leaves me, too?
544
00:17:35,837 --> 00:17:38,883
I can't go through it again.
545
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,016
You know,
I was gonna save this
for my wedding speech,
546
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:42,844
but what the hell.
547
00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,715
Marriage...
548
00:17:44,889 --> 00:17:46,848
Is not a sure thing.
549
00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:48,937
That's a rough start.
550
00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:51,679
Look, if you find
the right woman,
like I did,
551
00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,376
it's the easiest choice
in the world.
552
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:56,727
I knew I loved Bevy
soon as I met her.
553
00:17:56,901 --> 00:18:01,732
Over the last 28 years,
she's really taught me
what love is.
554
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:06,346
If you find a woman
who makes you half as happy
as Bevy makes me,
555
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,390
you're set for life.
556
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:09,305
♪♪♪♪
557
00:18:11,655 --> 00:18:13,266
I want what you have.
558
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:15,616
That's a good thing
'cause it's waiting
right outside.
559
00:18:15,790 --> 00:18:18,184
♪♪♪♪
560
00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:20,099
You really are
my best man.
561
00:18:21,361 --> 00:18:22,666
♪♪♪♪
562
00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:30,021
Do you really mean those
nice things you said?
563
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:31,675
Nah.
564
00:18:31,849 --> 00:18:33,373
Shut up
and get in here.
565
00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,114
All right.
566
00:18:35,288 --> 00:18:37,594
ADULT ADAM: While my dad put
the wedding back on track,
567
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:40,771
Barry was trying to keep
his relationship with Ren
from going off the rails.
568
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,599
Look...
569
00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,601
Barry, I-I think
you're great.
570
00:18:44,775 --> 00:18:46,473
But...
571
00:18:46,647 --> 00:18:49,824
I saw my old boyfriend,
and I think I still have
feelings for him.
572
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,260
You sure?
573
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:52,218
We kissed.
574
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:55,612
So... That's it?
575
00:18:55,786 --> 00:18:57,092
You're just gonna get
back together with him?
576
00:18:57,266 --> 00:18:58,398
I'm so sorry.
577
00:18:58,572 --> 00:19:00,226
♪♪♪♪
578
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,836
Me too.
579
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,099
ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
580
00:19:04,273 --> 00:19:07,015
Barry didn't need a psychic
to tell him how much
it was gonna hurt,
581
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,539
but luckily, he had
a few shoulders to lean on.
582
00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:11,672
You okay?[SCOFFS] Not really.
583
00:19:11,846 --> 00:19:14,283
Stupid psychic.
584
00:19:14,457 --> 00:19:17,765
Bar, no one actually
knows the future.
585
00:19:17,939 --> 00:19:20,246
But what I can tell you
is we're gonna get
through this.
586
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,161
Together.
587
00:19:22,335 --> 00:19:24,206
I guess family
can't break up with you.
588
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,860
Wouldn't even
think of it.
589
00:19:26,034 --> 00:19:27,340
You're stuck with us forever.
590
00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,298
ADULT ADAM: It was true.
591
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:32,083
In good times and in bad,
family is there forever...
592
00:19:34,347 --> 00:19:36,610
Both the family
we're born into
593
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:38,873
and the family
that we choose.
594
00:19:39,047 --> 00:19:42,006
ERICA:
♪♪ Maybe I'm amazed at the way
you love me all the time
595
00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,008
♪♪ Bum-bum, bum
596
00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:47,621
♪♪ Maybe I'm afraid
of the way I love you
597
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,840
♪♪ Bum-bum, bum-bum
Bum-bum, bum-bum-bum...
598
00:19:50,014 --> 00:19:52,060
And by the power
vested in me
599
00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:53,975
by two very
terrifying ladies,
600
00:19:55,672 --> 00:19:57,457
I pronounce you
man and wife.
601
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:58,936
[LAUGHS]
602
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:00,938
[APPLAUSE]
603
00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:03,811
ADULT ADAM: That day,
Bill and Dolores
chose their new family,
604
00:20:03,985 --> 00:20:08,076
and with it, a new future,
one they'd make together.
605
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,600
It's so beautiful!
[LAUGHS]
606
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:13,560
You did great...
But you always do.
607
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:17,172
♪♪ Maybe I'm amazed at the way
I really need you
608
00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:19,653
♪♪ Maybe I'm a man
Maybe I'm a lonely man ♪♪
609
00:20:19,827 --> 00:20:21,220
ADULT ADAM:
That's what's incredible
about weddings.
610
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:23,222
They're just a day.
611
00:20:23,396 --> 00:20:26,312
But they're the beginning
of an entire new lifetime.
612
00:20:26,486 --> 00:20:27,574
Because when
you think about it,
613
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,750
life is full
of new beginnings...
614
00:20:29,924 --> 00:20:33,536
Marriage, children,
even break-ups.
615
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:36,626
And although we can't predict
what tomorrow holds,
616
00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:40,326
as long as we're there
with the people we love
in the present,
617
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,241
the future is bound
to be amazing.
618
00:20:44,460 --> 00:20:46,332
♪♪♪♪
619
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,381
[BELL DINGS]
620
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,559
Hey, Brea. It's Adam again.
621
00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,082
I'm so glad you came
to the wedding
622
00:20:58,257 --> 00:20:59,606
instead of
going to Hartford.
623
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,129
I'm sure you would've looked
great at the hotel, too.
624
00:21:01,303 --> 00:21:02,783
I hear there's
a nice pool there,
625
00:21:02,957 --> 00:21:04,567
so I assume you'd be enjoying
the freedom of a swimsuit.
626
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:06,352
My mom always says
627
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:08,354
a one-piece is the safest
choice for modesty.
628
00:21:08,528 --> 00:21:09,616
I'm in no way suggesting
629
00:21:09,790 --> 00:21:11,270
you should have a swimsuit
like my mom's.
630
00:21:11,444 --> 00:21:13,097
In her defense,
she pulls it off.
631
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:14,011
She's pretty fit.
632
00:21:14,185 --> 00:21:15,535
Power walks, plays tennis,
633
00:21:15,709 --> 00:21:17,363
eats cottage cheese.
634
00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:19,016
You could do a lot worse than
having a body like my mom's.
635
00:21:19,190 --> 00:21:20,235
Let's just say
636
00:21:20,409 --> 00:21:22,629
if you were her age
and had her body,
637
00:21:22,803 --> 00:21:24,065
you would hear no complaints
from me.
638
00:21:24,239 --> 00:21:25,371
[RECEIVER HANGS UP]
639
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:26,850
How'd I do?
640
00:21:27,024 --> 00:21:28,852
Honestly, I am feeling better
about my break-up.
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