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Hey, now, wait, wait, wait.
Now let me check now.
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How about, yeah, make
it liverwurst on rye.
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Nah nah, I hate liverwurst.
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Yeah, how about roast beef on rye?
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That's it, roast beef on
rye and a cherry soda.
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Yeah, make it cherry soda.
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Address, yeah.
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How about 377 Avenue A?
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Avenue A, buddy.
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Right.
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What do you mean you don't
deliver to this neighborhood?
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Let me speak to Joey.
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Yeah, to Joey.
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They did?
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To Joey?
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The animals!
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Yeah, hey.
Hey!
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Why you...
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Prima donnas, Lou.
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They're all prima donnas.
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We're on stakeout.
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I told you 15 times to bring your lunch.
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Would you, would you deliver
to this neighborhood?
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Hey, Lou, I grew up
in this neighborhood.
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- Your wife make that, Lou?
- Yeah.
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Eh, no, thanks, Lou.
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Those were the golden
tones of the soldier
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singing that stakeout classic.
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Kumbaya.
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Now for my next number.
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Wait, everything's going dark.
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I, I can't see.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm blind.
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Oh.
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Jack Kelly, a former Marine
and undercover agent,
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was found dead today.
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Cause of death, excessive masturbation
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due to extreme boredom while
waiting for a drug bust.
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Kelly, known to his legions
of fans as ''Soldier,''
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first went blind,
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then later completely lost his mind
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as he yanked himself silly
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while waiting for the
neighborhood bad guys.
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According to a superior,
Lieutenant Louis Boulder,
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this has been the third
masturbation death
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that struck the force this year.
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More news later.
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Hey, Lou, you know, you ask me,
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this guy, got a few screws loose.
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Hey, don't let this kid fool you.
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I checked him out personally.
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He is a Marine, one of the elite.
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Yeah?
Yeah.
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He was hooked up with an outfit
called ''Search and Destroy.''
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Now what's that, Lou?
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The Marines called
them ''Snake Eaters.''
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No shit.
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Hey, you want some of this?
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Nah, it goes right through me, Lou.
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Yeah, it sure does.
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You know, you gotta be
one tough son of a bitch
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to make it as a Snake Eater.
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And from what I hear, this guy Kelly--
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Yeah.
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He was one of the best.
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Tough, imaginative, and a real fighter.
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So what happened, Lou?
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What did he do?
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Go off to war without his helmet on?
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Oh, come on, Lou.
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Oh, he's, he's just
the rebellious type.
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You know, doesn't like
authority figures.
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Yeah.
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I think the Marines called
it ''failure to adapt.''
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Oh, that's great, Lou.
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That's all we need.
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You know how those,
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those military stuffed shirts are.
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What they consider a discipline problem,
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we consider a good cop.
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Yeah, well, I'll remember that
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the next time I ask
for a promotion, Lou.
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Can I have a quarter
for a cup of coffee?
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Sure, take mine.
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Well, thanks very much.
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Yeah, that's disgusting, Lou.
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We interrupt this program
for a special report.
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It seems our drug bustee has arrived.
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Stay tuned, boys.
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Well...
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Welcome to Club Paradise.
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We're all out of food,
beverage, and furniture,
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but we have a fine selection
of rodent and insect life.
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Please come in.
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All right, Soldier.
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Strip.
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On our first date?
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No dinner, dancing, small talk?
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What kind of animal do you think I am?
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It's nothing personal.
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I just wanna make sure you're not wired.
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I'm not wired.
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I haven't been near
anything white in a week.
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This stuff on my lip, it's baby powder.
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Very funny.
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Hey.
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Strip, Soldier.
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What's your game?
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Well, maybe you've something to hide.
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I ain't got nothing to hide.
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How do I know you're not a cop?
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I got an idea.
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You and me are gonna play a little game.
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You show me yours, I'll show you mine.
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It's only fair.
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That guy's gonna strip with a wire on.
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Sounds like he's just
trying to talk his way out.
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The bra.
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Your turn.
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It's fallen off.
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The pants, Soldier.
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10 to one says he
won't take his pants off.
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I thought you'd never ask.
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The underwear, Soldier.
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What, you think I'm gonna
hide a wire in my underwear?
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Honey, it looks like you've got
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the whole radio station there.
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I'm clean.
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It's too bad.
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I like my men
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dirty.
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So, Lou, where the hell
did he hide the wire?
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I, I--
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What next, Lou?
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I think they're going to
consummate the drug bust.
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You mean they're gonna screw?
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No, he's teaching her
to make funny noises.
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Hey, asswipe.
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Come on, get up.
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Hey, who's that, Lou?
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Shh.
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So, Chloe, you know these guys?
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It's about time you got here.
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That's it, the wedding's off.
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Hey, baby, I see you really missed me.
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I got a short attention span.
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Okay, asswipe, hand over the cash,
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and I won't blow your balls off,
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although I should for
screwing my girlfriend.
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Looks like she already screwed you.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, enough out of yous.
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Got business to do.
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You're not the only guy
I'm gonna fuck over today.
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Wait a minute.
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You guys ain't got no drugs?
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Yeah, I collected money.
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I made promises, man.
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You might as well pull the
trigger and get it over with.
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I'm dead.
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Let's go.
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Serves you right for
doing business with a chick.
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All right, the stash
is in the other room.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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You think I'm stupid, asswipe?
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Go nice and slow.
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We'll be right behind you.
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Whoa.
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Easy.
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Come on, Soldier!
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Get us off!
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Picked that one up in Salvador, man.
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I've been dying to try it.
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I'll kill you!
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Get me out of here!
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Hey, Chloe.
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Did I forget to tell you
about the fire escape?
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You'll pay for this, Soldier!
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Come on, Soldier!
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Get us off!
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Hi, boys.
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Care for a cigar?
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I don't believe this, Lou.
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This guy's crazy!
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Get us outta here!
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Oh, no, no, no.
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What did you go and do this for?
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Uh, I wanted to make
sure they'd stick around.
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How am I gonna explain
this one to the DA?
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First, you go and bop some broad
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you're supposed to making a buy from.
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Then you spike these guys
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when we got them dead to rights.
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I ain't got a drug bust.
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I got two guys with holes in their feet.
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Let me tell you something,
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these two clowns are
gonna be out on the street
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before you can put your
cock back in your pants.
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Maybe I should have used this.
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- Wow, Lou.
- Jesus.
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You're a fucking menace to society.
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The Marines are right,
you can't take orders.
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You're an oddball.
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No, you're some kind of nutcase.
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Turn in your badge,
you're on suspension.
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Does this mean I don't
get to ride in the car
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with the little red
light on top anymore?
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Get the hell out of my sight!
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Don't forget about the
chick on the fire escape.
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She's out here, Lou.
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Hey, Soldier.
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Listen, there's
one thing I gotta know.
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Where did you hide the wire?
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Well, I'll be damned.
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Why?
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I think it's about time our
daughter put some clothing on.
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Jennifer?
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Jennifer, time to get dressed!
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Never mind, dear.
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She can't hear you with
the music blaring.
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It's getting cold out there.
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I'm gonna go in and get changed, okay?
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What do you think it is?
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It could be a log.
Who knows?
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Harold, this place is
giving me the creeps.
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Relax, Dorothy, we're on vacation.
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I know, but maybe we should
head back down the river
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and spend the night in town.
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We wouldn't get there
before morning, anyway.
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It's just flooded.
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I'll have us out of here in a jiffy.
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Well, I guess I'd
better look after dinner.
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Jennifer.
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Very funny, Jennifer.
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Give me the screwdriver, will you?
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The name's Junior.
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Welcome to my neighborhood.
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Hello, neighbor.
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Hey, don't worry about us.
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We only look ugly.
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Inside, we're a warm and friendly bunch.
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So what do you say we spend
a little time together
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and get warm and friendly?
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What do you say?
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What do you say, you slimy
scum sucking piece of shit?
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You wanna be friends?
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Boys, the man says to
make ourselves at home.
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I think he likes us.
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So, Clyde, why don't you get acquainted
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with our new neighbor
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while your brother and I look around?
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Evening, ma'am.
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Smells real good.
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00:20:05,789 --> 00:20:07,457
Tastes good, too.
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Here, Slim, it's pig's meat.
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- What do you want?
- Just visiting, ma'am.
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Where's my husband?
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Your husband?
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Oh, yeah.
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He's a real swell guy.
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He's outside with
cousin Clyde right now.
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You make this?
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Boy, it's good.
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Last time we had pig meat like this,
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was when we dropped in on
that family from Detroit
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00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:45,036
right before they had
that tragic accident.
269
00:20:46,163 --> 00:20:48,790
I liked them, Junior.
270
00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:49,624
Yeah.
271
00:20:49,624 --> 00:20:51,918
They were real nice people.
272
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,295
Damn shame.
273
00:20:53,295 --> 00:20:56,423
If I give you something
to eat, will you leave?
274
00:20:56,423 --> 00:21:00,135
Well, that's real nice of you, ma'am.
275
00:21:03,555 --> 00:21:05,724
You hear that, Slim?
276
00:21:05,724 --> 00:21:08,643
The little lady invited us to dinner.
277
00:21:10,187 --> 00:21:12,314
You wouldn't happen to be from Detroit?
278
00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,149
No.
279
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:17,694
Slim, what's the matter with you?
280
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:23,158
Show your appreciation to
this nice lady from Detroit.
281
00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:31,708
Sorry, ma'am.
282
00:21:32,751 --> 00:21:35,879
My cousin Slim hasn't
had any formal education.
283
00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:44,095
Mmm.
284
00:22:09,496 --> 00:22:11,164
I think I'll have a look around.
285
00:22:11,164 --> 00:22:12,165
Jennifer!
286
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,318
Your dream man is here.
287
00:22:40,318 --> 00:22:42,737
And he's come to change your life.
288
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:44,489
Who are you?
289
00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:46,491
What do you want?
290
00:22:46,491 --> 00:22:49,286
Just a warm and friendly neighbor
291
00:22:49,286 --> 00:22:51,830
looking to get warm and friendly.
292
00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:56,918
You gonna give me trouble?
293
00:22:56,918 --> 00:22:58,587
Go ahead, I like trouble.
294
00:22:58,587 --> 00:22:59,546
It makes me hot.
295
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:00,881
You hear that?
296
00:23:00,881 --> 00:23:01,840
Hot.
297
00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:04,426
Go ahead, make a run for it.
298
00:23:04,676 --> 00:23:07,345
I haven't chased a good
piece of tail all day.
299
00:23:10,473 --> 00:23:13,685
Shit, no spunk.
300
00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,271
Better come with me now.
301
00:23:16,980 --> 00:23:20,066
It's getting late and I don't
want your daddy to worry.
302
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:30,243
Wow, she's got hair and everything!
303
00:23:30,243 --> 00:23:31,745
Can we take her home?
304
00:23:31,745 --> 00:23:33,788
This here is some prime pussy.
305
00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:35,874
Take her out to the boat
306
00:23:37,709 --> 00:23:39,878
and we'll say good-bye to the family.
307
00:23:47,928 --> 00:23:50,972
I wanna thank you for
a real awesome evening.
308
00:23:51,681 --> 00:23:54,267
I hope we haven't
overstayed our welcome.
309
00:23:55,435 --> 00:23:59,522
I'm gonna round up the boys
now and we'll say good-bye.
310
00:24:00,732 --> 00:24:02,359
Don't be a stranger.
311
00:24:22,796 --> 00:24:24,547
Slim, time to go.
312
00:24:26,424 --> 00:24:27,801
Come on, move it!
313
00:24:30,220 --> 00:24:35,183
You know, I can't remember
when I had this much fun.
314
00:24:41,898 --> 00:24:43,775
And you're a real terrific cook.
315
00:24:45,026 --> 00:24:46,903
But I do have one small suggestion.
316
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:50,365
You gotta spice up your food.
317
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:54,369
What's that you making there?
318
00:24:54,369 --> 00:24:56,997
It's just water for the corn.
319
00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:00,041
No.
320
00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:02,627
Why don't we make some soup?
321
00:25:05,171 --> 00:25:06,756
What do you think?
322
00:25:06,923 --> 00:25:08,967
Maybe we should add some flavor.
323
00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:10,844
How about salt?
324
00:25:11,219 --> 00:25:12,178
You got salt?
325
00:25:13,388 --> 00:25:17,559
If you don't got salt, the
human flesh has plenty of salt,
326
00:25:18,852 --> 00:25:20,812
especially when it sweats.
327
00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:25,316
Hey, looks like you're sweating.
328
00:25:27,444 --> 00:25:28,403
Mmm.
329
00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:31,072
You got plenty of salt.
330
00:25:32,532 --> 00:25:34,451
I got an idea.
331
00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:38,038
Why don't we just--
332
00:25:38,038 --> 00:25:41,958
Nah, maybe it'd just be
easier to use this salt.
333
00:25:51,926 --> 00:25:54,929
Something still ain't right.
334
00:25:54,929 --> 00:25:57,849
Shit, I know what's wrong.
335
00:25:57,849 --> 00:26:00,268
There's no meat in this soup.
336
00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:02,103
And I like meat in my soup.
337
00:26:02,103 --> 00:26:03,730
Please.
338
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:06,149
No.
339
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:10,320
I think I'll just forget
about the soup and head on home.
340
00:26:10,320 --> 00:26:11,780
Hey, wait.
341
00:26:11,780 --> 00:26:13,823
I know a real tasty meat.
342
00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:16,326
Limp meat!
343
00:26:34,052 --> 00:26:37,097
No!
344
00:27:08,628 --> 00:27:11,089
Hey, Soldier honey, next
time use the door, okay?
345
00:27:12,799 --> 00:27:14,509
Yeah, I always wondered
what those things
346
00:27:14,509 --> 00:27:15,927
with the little knobs are for.
347
00:27:18,930 --> 00:27:19,889
Thank you.
348
00:27:26,437 --> 00:27:27,730
What's up?
- Hey.
349
00:27:42,245 --> 00:27:43,496
What do you want, honey?
350
00:27:45,957 --> 00:27:49,252
Let me have a burger,
fries, and a cold shower.
351
00:27:49,252 --> 00:27:51,087
Coming right up.
352
00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:52,672
Already is, sweetheart.
353
00:27:52,672 --> 00:27:53,631
Already is.
354
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,388
Who is that gorilla?
355
00:28:00,388 --> 00:28:01,723
They call him ''The Dentist.''
356
00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:04,309
I hear he's from out west.
357
00:28:04,309 --> 00:28:07,061
Got a rep for being tough and scrap.
358
00:28:07,061 --> 00:28:09,063
Ain't afraid to do time, either.
359
00:28:09,063 --> 00:28:10,607
Good brawler, huh?
360
00:28:10,607 --> 00:28:13,151
Yeah, good and dirty.
361
00:28:13,151 --> 00:28:15,403
He likes to take souvenirs.
362
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:47,977
Thirsty?
363
00:28:57,695 --> 00:28:59,739
How about a drink?
364
00:29:03,743 --> 00:29:05,453
So this is what happens when you breed
365
00:29:05,453 --> 00:29:07,038
a human with a tree.
366
00:29:26,266 --> 00:29:28,309
I think I pissed him off.
367
00:29:33,022 --> 00:29:34,816
I pissed him off, all right.
368
00:29:39,529 --> 00:29:40,488
What do you think?
369
00:29:40,488 --> 00:29:41,239
Should we give Soldier a hand?
370
00:29:41,239 --> 00:29:43,199
Let the kid get a working.
371
00:29:43,199 --> 00:29:45,994
Open your mouth and say--
372
00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:09,934
How about a slice?
373
00:30:45,428 --> 00:30:47,430
Come on up, big guy.
374
00:30:47,430 --> 00:30:49,223
Is that all you got?
375
00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:03,780
Payback, is it guys?
376
00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:04,864
Payback time.
377
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,576
Say, ''Ah.''
378
00:31:20,922 --> 00:31:22,507
There's another one for your collection.
379
00:32:12,598 --> 00:32:13,808
Lydia, brewski.
380
00:32:15,393 --> 00:32:16,394
Ah, thanks, doll.
381
00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:23,651
Oh, Murphy.
382
00:32:25,194 --> 00:32:26,696
Let me guess.
383
00:32:26,696 --> 00:32:27,905
They just passed a law prohibiting
384
00:32:27,905 --> 00:32:30,491
throwing beer bottles at
scumbags in bars, right?
385
00:32:30,491 --> 00:32:31,951
And I'm under arrest for violating
386
00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:33,744
this scumbag's civil rights.
387
00:32:33,744 --> 00:32:34,954
Easy, Soldier.
388
00:32:34,954 --> 00:32:36,038
I just wanna talk to you.
389
00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:37,623
I've got bad news.
390
00:32:38,958 --> 00:32:40,793
What the heck, it's
the story of my life.
391
00:32:41,419 --> 00:32:44,255
Your family was in a boating accident,
392
00:32:44,255 --> 00:32:46,591
and I'm sorry, Soldier.
393
00:32:46,591 --> 00:32:48,342
Looks like there was no survivors.
394
00:32:49,302 --> 00:32:51,179
It happened up north of
Branford on the river
395
00:32:51,179 --> 00:32:54,807
and we need you to identify the bodies.
396
00:33:08,154 --> 00:33:10,198
Shut up, Sissy.
397
00:33:10,198 --> 00:33:11,741
You'll feed whoever I tell you to
398
00:33:11,741 --> 00:33:13,618
or I'll whip your ass.
399
00:33:52,490 --> 00:33:54,575
Junior says you gotta eat.
400
00:33:55,493 --> 00:33:56,410
No, thank you.
401
00:33:57,078 --> 00:33:59,914
Junior says you gotta eat,
402
00:33:59,914 --> 00:34:03,751
'cause if you don't eat,
I get my hide whipped.
403
00:34:03,751 --> 00:34:04,919
Come on.
404
00:34:04,919 --> 00:34:05,878
It's good.
405
00:34:07,421 --> 00:34:09,048
They told us not to
eat the fish up here
406
00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:10,508
because of the pollution.
407
00:34:10,508 --> 00:34:11,634
Are you kidding?
408
00:34:11,634 --> 00:34:13,010
We've been eating them for years.
409
00:34:13,010 --> 00:34:14,887
Ain't nothing wrong with us.
410
00:34:17,181 --> 00:34:18,266
I'm just not hungry.
411
00:34:19,183 --> 00:34:21,686
Junior says you gotta eat.
412
00:34:21,894 --> 00:34:23,688
But if you're not hungry,
413
00:34:23,854 --> 00:34:25,523
I'll just tell him you made a run for it
414
00:34:25,523 --> 00:34:27,650
and I had to slit your throat.
415
00:34:31,237 --> 00:34:32,321
Cry baby.
416
00:34:33,781 --> 00:34:36,325
Junior don't like cry babies.
417
00:34:36,951 --> 00:34:38,411
Junior's having a fit.
418
00:34:38,411 --> 00:34:41,289
You better get back up to the
house and make him dinner.
419
00:35:41,891 --> 00:35:42,767
Hey.
420
00:35:47,355 --> 00:35:48,397
That your hog?
421
00:35:49,690 --> 00:35:52,151
Yep.
No, thanks.
422
00:35:52,151 --> 00:35:55,196
Oh, it looks like somebody's
had her down a few times.
423
00:35:55,446 --> 00:35:56,405
Heh heh.
424
00:35:59,158 --> 00:36:01,410
How come you ain't wearin' no colors?
425
00:36:02,662 --> 00:36:03,579
I'm independent.
426
00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:06,415
- Riding independent, huh?
- Yeah.
427
00:36:06,582 --> 00:36:08,042
Oh, not me.
428
00:36:08,709 --> 00:36:12,963
I used to ride with the
Vandals of Frisco back in '55.
429
00:36:12,963 --> 00:36:14,590
- You heard of them?
- Yep.
430
00:36:15,341 --> 00:36:17,927
We were the original outlaw bikers.
431
00:36:17,927 --> 00:36:21,222
None of that fairy farting
weekend cruising shit,
432
00:36:21,222 --> 00:36:22,682
like the kids do today.
433
00:36:23,683 --> 00:36:26,143
Man, I had me a hog chopper.
434
00:36:26,811 --> 00:36:29,897
God, it was, stripped down a Harley,
435
00:36:29,897 --> 00:36:33,401
I had the monkey bars,
extended front forks.
436
00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,612
Yeah, anyway, the name is King.
437
00:36:36,612 --> 00:36:37,947
What can I do for you?
438
00:36:37,947 --> 00:36:40,700
You rented my family
a houseboat, Kelly.
439
00:36:40,908 --> 00:36:43,035
Kelly, Kelly.
440
00:36:43,035 --> 00:36:45,329
Oh, man, kid, sorry
about your family, man.
441
00:36:45,329 --> 00:36:47,289
Tragedy.
442
00:36:48,124 --> 00:36:50,292
A real goddamn tragedy.
443
00:36:50,292 --> 00:36:52,878
What the hell kind of death trap
did you rent them anyway?
444
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,380
I know you're grieving, boy,
445
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:56,757
so I'm just gonna ignore
that last statement.
446
00:36:56,757 --> 00:36:59,343
I may look like a broken
down old fart to you,
447
00:36:59,635 --> 00:37:03,472
but I'll have you know my
fleet is in tip-top shape.
448
00:37:03,472 --> 00:37:05,599
Well then, what the
hell happened, man?
449
00:37:06,434 --> 00:37:07,309
I don't know.
450
00:37:07,309 --> 00:37:08,853
It could have been a
match at the gas tank,
451
00:37:08,853 --> 00:37:11,021
could have been the stove,
it could have been anything.
452
00:37:11,021 --> 00:37:12,606
You talk with the sheriff?
453
00:37:14,275 --> 00:37:16,026
They haven't found my sister yet.
454
00:37:17,153 --> 00:37:19,613
So I'm gonna go up north
and look for her.
455
00:37:22,366 --> 00:37:24,452
Maybe those boys can help you.
456
00:37:24,452 --> 00:37:25,995
It happened up near their place.
457
00:37:28,748 --> 00:37:30,875
Who in the hell could that be?
458
00:37:30,875 --> 00:37:32,168
I'll be right back.
459
00:37:57,151 --> 00:37:58,402
The old man said you could help me out
460
00:37:58,402 --> 00:38:00,321
with some information about my family.
461
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:02,239
Do I know you?
462
00:38:03,449 --> 00:38:05,868
- Uh, no.
- Name's Kelly.
463
00:38:07,244 --> 00:38:08,245
My sister disappeared
in a boating accident
464
00:38:08,245 --> 00:38:09,622
up near your place.
465
00:38:09,622 --> 00:38:11,248
We told the law everything we know.
466
00:38:11,457 --> 00:38:13,209
We ain't got nothing else to say.
467
00:38:13,417 --> 00:38:14,710
Now, hold on a second.
468
00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:18,798
She may still be alive.
469
00:38:18,798 --> 00:38:19,757
Take a look at this.
470
00:38:25,179 --> 00:38:27,181
Nice piece of ass, heh heh heh.
471
00:38:28,182 --> 00:38:29,767
Oh, yeah.
472
00:38:29,767 --> 00:38:32,520
Yeah, you be sure and tell
me if you find this girl.
473
00:38:33,395 --> 00:38:35,481
I can always use a nice piece of ass.
474
00:39:07,638 --> 00:39:09,139
Yee-haw!
475
00:39:09,139 --> 00:39:12,393
Ride him, cowboy, yee-haw!
476
00:39:19,441 --> 00:39:21,277
- Nice, who does your hair?
- Ugh!
477
00:39:26,782 --> 00:39:29,201
Hurt me, I'll kill you!
478
00:39:29,201 --> 00:39:31,453
Hold him while I stick him, Clyde.
479
00:39:31,620 --> 00:39:34,164
- Stick him, Slim, stick him!
- Yee haw!
480
00:39:34,164 --> 00:39:36,000
Stick this, you scumbags!
481
00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:37,126
Whoa!
482
00:39:52,725 --> 00:39:54,143
Get out of here
483
00:39:54,143 --> 00:39:56,395
or I'll blow your asses
off the goddamn dock.
484
00:40:02,109 --> 00:40:04,445
Yes, sir!
485
00:40:05,487 --> 00:40:07,573
Old King showed those
boys how to rumble.
486
00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:20,437
How long have you been awake?
487
00:41:20,437 --> 00:41:21,605
A little while.
488
00:41:21,605 --> 00:41:22,564
Where am I?
489
00:41:24,108 --> 00:41:25,067
My place.
490
00:41:25,901 --> 00:41:27,653
Who are you?
491
00:41:27,653 --> 00:41:29,655
I'm the one that saved your life.
492
00:41:29,655 --> 00:41:30,614
Oh, yeah?
493
00:41:31,657 --> 00:41:33,909
King, my old man, runs
the marina downstairs.
494
00:41:36,245 --> 00:41:37,204
Ugh.
495
00:41:39,206 --> 00:41:40,165
You got a name?
496
00:41:41,125 --> 00:41:42,084
Yeah.
497
00:41:44,378 --> 00:41:46,547
But around here they
just call me ''The Kid.''
498
00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:48,924
What do they call you?
499
00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:49,883
Soldier.
500
00:41:51,427 --> 00:41:53,012
So tell me, what happened?
501
00:41:53,971 --> 00:41:56,598
We spent an incredible night together.
502
00:41:56,807 --> 00:41:58,809
Yeah?
503
00:41:58,809 --> 00:42:00,019
Did the Earth move?
504
00:42:01,729 --> 00:42:04,189
Don't flatter yourself, stud.
505
00:42:04,189 --> 00:42:05,983
You've only been out 10-15 minutes.
506
00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:10,320
After those boys kicked your ass,
507
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:11,864
I had to go out and kick theirs.
508
00:42:14,241 --> 00:42:15,826
You must be a lot of fun on a date.
509
00:42:17,161 --> 00:42:18,537
Yeah.
510
00:42:19,913 --> 00:42:22,082
Those mutants know a lot
more than they're saying.
511
00:42:22,082 --> 00:42:25,544
So you're gonna head up
north and check it out, huh?
512
00:42:25,544 --> 00:42:26,378
Yeah.
513
00:42:26,378 --> 00:42:28,047
Well, there's nothing
but river for 70 miles.
514
00:42:28,047 --> 00:42:28,839
So we'll get a boat.
515
00:42:28,839 --> 00:42:30,424
Can you get me a boat?
516
00:42:30,424 --> 00:42:31,884
No problem.
517
00:42:32,051 --> 00:42:34,011
But you don't look like
you're in any shape.
518
00:42:34,011 --> 00:42:35,345
I can take care of myself.
519
00:42:36,388 --> 00:42:38,599
Oh, yeah, I've seen you in action.
520
00:42:53,363 --> 00:42:55,491
I didn't get much sleep last night.
521
00:42:55,491 --> 00:42:56,700
I'm gonna take a nap.
522
00:42:58,035 --> 00:42:59,703
Wake me up in five minutes, okay?
523
00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:02,331
Five minutes.
524
00:43:04,833 --> 00:43:07,586
Yeah, sure, five minutes.
525
00:43:30,943 --> 00:43:33,153
We ain't got no fancy
shower or nothing,
526
00:43:33,153 --> 00:43:35,072
but you can wash up if you want.
527
00:44:34,673 --> 00:44:36,133
Got something in mind, Squirt?
528
00:44:36,133 --> 00:44:38,385
I was just gonna fool around a little.
529
00:44:38,385 --> 00:44:40,762
I wasn't gonna hurt her or nothing.
530
00:44:40,762 --> 00:44:42,389
She's mine.
531
00:44:42,389 --> 00:44:44,391
Now get out of here before
I whip your ugly hide.
532
00:44:44,391 --> 00:44:45,934
Come on, move your ass!
533
00:45:00,407 --> 00:45:02,326
It's time to meet Junior,
534
00:45:04,494 --> 00:45:06,830
and his best friend, Junior Jr.
535
00:45:21,845 --> 00:45:24,348
- You crazy bitch!
- Junior!
536
00:45:24,556 --> 00:45:25,474
We got trouble!
537
00:45:27,351 --> 00:45:28,727
I'll care of you later, Sissy.
538
00:45:28,727 --> 00:45:30,103
Now get the hell out of here!
539
00:45:43,033 --> 00:45:44,701
Yeah.
540
00:45:46,662 --> 00:45:48,580
Nice piece of work.
541
00:45:48,580 --> 00:45:49,539
Yeah.
542
00:45:50,958 --> 00:45:52,876
The old man's still got something left.
543
00:45:54,211 --> 00:45:55,921
A guy like Soldier
544
00:45:56,380 --> 00:45:58,257
will really respect a machine like this.
545
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,676
Whatever you say, Pop.
546
00:46:19,736 --> 00:46:21,196
How you feeling?
547
00:46:21,196 --> 00:46:22,906
Much better, thanks.
548
00:46:22,906 --> 00:46:24,950
I needed to catch up
on some rest, I guess.
549
00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:25,742
Catch up?
550
00:46:26,118 --> 00:46:27,703
You've been out cold since yesterday.
551
00:46:28,954 --> 00:46:31,290
Yeah, well, you gotta
get it when you can, right?
552
00:46:31,290 --> 00:46:33,792
Hey, listen, King, I got to
stop into town for some supplies
553
00:46:33,792 --> 00:46:34,668
before I head upriver tomorrow.
554
00:46:34,668 --> 00:46:35,627
Where's my bike?
555
00:46:36,295 --> 00:46:39,256
Um, I got mine all
shined up, fixed up.
556
00:46:39,256 --> 00:46:40,632
- Why don't you use my bike?
- Your bike?
557
00:46:40,799 --> 00:46:42,342
What's wrong with my bike?
558
00:46:42,342 --> 00:46:44,469
Well, ain't nothing
wrong with it, exactly.
559
00:46:44,469 --> 00:46:48,015
We had a small problem with the wheels.
560
00:46:49,391 --> 00:46:51,101
You trying to tell me
somebody stole my wheels?
561
00:46:51,101 --> 00:46:52,936
No, no, no, calm down now.
562
00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:54,646
No one actually stole 'em.
563
00:46:54,896 --> 00:46:55,856
It's just that
564
00:46:56,481 --> 00:46:58,859
we gave them a few days off.
565
00:47:00,152 --> 00:47:01,945
What the hell are you talking about?
566
00:47:08,285 --> 00:47:09,244
My bike?
567
00:47:12,622 --> 00:47:13,915
What did you do to my bike?
568
00:47:23,008 --> 00:47:23,717
My Harley.
569
00:47:23,884 --> 00:47:25,218
You expect me to ride this,
570
00:47:26,553 --> 00:47:28,221
this thing?
571
00:47:28,221 --> 00:47:29,389
You'll thank me for it.
572
00:47:44,529 --> 00:47:46,907
What are we gonna
do with the girl, Junior?
573
00:47:47,824 --> 00:47:48,784
I don't know.
574
00:47:49,993 --> 00:47:51,703
Maybe kill her?
575
00:47:51,703 --> 00:47:53,705
Kill her, can I do it?
576
00:47:53,705 --> 00:47:55,832
I say we kill her.
577
00:47:55,832 --> 00:47:58,919
Maybe I'll breed her, and
make a super Junior baby.
578
00:48:01,171 --> 00:48:02,839
I got the good juice.
579
00:48:02,839 --> 00:48:04,925
Your juice's already
gone sour, Junior.
580
00:48:04,925 --> 00:48:06,718
That's how come you
can't give me a baby.
581
00:48:06,718 --> 00:48:08,261
Shut up!
582
00:48:08,261 --> 00:48:10,597
Ain't nothin' wrong with me, it's you.
583
00:48:10,597 --> 00:48:11,556
It's not.
584
00:48:12,516 --> 00:48:14,101
I'll show you with the girl.
585
00:48:14,351 --> 00:48:15,477
She'll give me a baby.
586
00:48:16,436 --> 00:48:18,313
Maybe I should breed the girl.
587
00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:22,150
We got enough ugly
blood runnin' around here.
588
00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:24,277
You keep your hands to yourself.
589
00:48:24,277 --> 00:48:26,029
He already did.
590
00:48:26,029 --> 00:48:28,323
That's how come his
pants was wet down there
591
00:48:28,323 --> 00:48:30,033
the other day.
- Was not.
592
00:48:30,033 --> 00:48:31,910
It was wet, alright.
593
00:48:31,910 --> 00:48:32,744
Was not!
594
00:48:32,744 --> 00:48:34,621
I saw him diddling his fiddle.
595
00:48:34,621 --> 00:48:38,041
It was not!
596
00:48:38,041 --> 00:48:40,419
I was saving it for the girl.
597
00:48:40,419 --> 00:48:42,254
Nobody does nothing around here.
598
00:48:43,296 --> 00:48:46,007
I ain't decided what I'm
gonna do with the girl yet,
599
00:48:46,007 --> 00:48:48,718
but I don't want none of
you slimes making her fat.
600
00:48:50,303 --> 00:48:51,763
Junior is my man.
601
00:48:51,763 --> 00:48:53,807
You keep your hands off him.
602
00:48:53,807 --> 00:48:56,059
Or maybe you won't be
such a looker for long.
603
00:48:58,019 --> 00:48:59,938
What if the brother
comes snooping around?
604
00:48:59,938 --> 00:49:01,690
Yeah, Junior, it
ain't such a good idea
605
00:49:01,690 --> 00:49:02,899
having that girl around.
606
00:49:05,277 --> 00:49:07,446
Nah, it's no trouble at all.
607
00:49:08,155 --> 00:49:09,656
Brother shows his face and,
608
00:49:11,783 --> 00:49:13,869
and he'll have a little accident, too.
609
00:49:18,373 --> 00:49:21,626
The bear is getting mighty restless.
610
00:49:34,473 --> 00:49:36,933
Hey, what you got in there?
611
00:49:36,933 --> 00:49:38,351
Calcium and gravel.
612
00:49:39,019 --> 00:49:41,188
What are you gonna do with that?
613
00:49:41,188 --> 00:49:42,147
Make bombs.
614
00:49:44,107 --> 00:49:45,025
Watch.
615
00:50:06,755 --> 00:50:07,714
Stand back now.
616
00:50:13,011 --> 00:50:15,180
Yeah, really packs
a punch, doesn't it?
617
00:50:18,058 --> 00:50:19,809
Whoa!
618
00:50:23,897 --> 00:50:25,899
You must be a lot of fun in a bathtub.
619
00:50:34,699 --> 00:50:36,701
Try to stay out of trouble.
620
00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:40,539
I might not be around to
save your ass next time.
621
00:50:40,539 --> 00:50:41,540
Hey.
622
00:50:42,624 --> 00:50:43,667
This your rifle?
623
00:50:43,667 --> 00:50:46,461
Yeah, I thought you
might be needing it.
624
00:50:46,461 --> 00:50:48,672
We heard there's a badass
bear up there in the woods,
625
00:50:48,672 --> 00:50:51,007
and several weeks back,
626
00:50:51,007 --> 00:50:53,552
we found a camper up
there clawed to death,
627
00:50:53,552 --> 00:50:54,844
so you be careful.
628
00:50:59,808 --> 00:51:01,685
I don't know what to say.
629
00:51:02,102 --> 00:51:03,562
I can't thank you enough, man.
630
00:51:07,649 --> 00:51:09,234
Wish I was going with you.
631
00:51:09,401 --> 00:51:11,611
I could be your bodyguard.
632
00:51:13,071 --> 00:51:14,447
Don't laugh.
633
00:51:14,447 --> 00:51:16,157
I can kill a man with this hand
634
00:51:16,324 --> 00:51:18,535
and I'm scared of this
son of a bitch myself.
635
00:51:37,554 --> 00:51:39,931
Hey, and don't eat the fish!
636
00:54:04,409 --> 00:54:05,326
Bath time.
637
00:54:46,493 --> 00:54:49,120
Hey there.
638
00:54:49,120 --> 00:54:50,830
I hope you're hungry,
639
00:54:52,081 --> 00:54:53,833
'cause I come especially for you.
640
00:54:55,001 --> 00:54:56,336
It tastes good.
641
00:54:56,336 --> 00:54:58,505
I know you're gonna like it.
642
00:54:58,505 --> 00:55:00,340
You're gonna like the way he feels,
643
00:55:01,299 --> 00:55:03,718
and I just know he's gonna
like the way you feel.
644
00:55:05,220 --> 00:55:06,262
Please.
645
00:55:06,262 --> 00:55:07,639
Please don't, no.
646
00:55:09,098 --> 00:55:10,433
No, please don't.
647
00:55:11,559 --> 00:55:12,519
Don't.
648
00:55:18,107 --> 00:55:19,234
You better eat it,
649
00:55:21,110 --> 00:55:22,278
or he'll eat you.
650
00:55:26,241 --> 00:55:27,116
Junior, guess what?
651
00:55:27,116 --> 00:55:28,910
Shut up and get out of here.
652
00:55:28,910 --> 00:55:29,744
But, Junior, I got something--
653
00:55:29,744 --> 00:55:31,120
I said get out of here!
654
00:55:31,454 --> 00:55:32,580
But, Junior!
655
00:55:33,456 --> 00:55:34,666
Guess who hit the log trap?
656
00:55:49,806 --> 00:55:50,974
Who hit the log trap?
657
00:55:50,974 --> 00:55:51,933
Let me tell him, Slim.
658
00:55:51,933 --> 00:55:53,184
No, I wanted to tell him, Eli.
659
00:55:53,184 --> 00:55:54,352
You're too stupid to tell anything!
660
00:55:54,352 --> 00:55:55,228
I am not!
661
00:55:55,228 --> 00:55:56,813
Who hit the log trap?
662
00:55:56,813 --> 00:55:58,565
He hit it and went bam!
663
00:55:58,565 --> 00:56:01,359
He went flying through the
air like some kind of fish.
664
00:56:01,359 --> 00:56:02,360
Who, damn it?
665
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:03,278
Fish don't fly!
666
00:56:03,278 --> 00:56:04,696
Some do, ain't that right, Junior?
667
00:56:04,696 --> 00:56:05,488
For Christ's sake,
668
00:56:05,488 --> 00:56:07,073
who are you two
featherbrains talking about?
669
00:56:07,073 --> 00:56:08,658
Junior, let's go back
and finish him off!
670
00:56:08,658 --> 00:56:10,076
- Who?
- Kaboom!
671
00:56:10,076 --> 00:56:11,786
Yeah, kaboom!
672
00:56:11,786 --> 00:56:13,246
I'll blow his head right off!
673
00:56:13,246 --> 00:56:15,832
You worthless piece of shit!
674
00:56:15,832 --> 00:56:16,541
Ow!
675
00:56:16,541 --> 00:56:17,917
Who the hell are you talking about?
676
00:56:17,917 --> 00:56:19,711
Who hit the goddamn log trap?
677
00:56:21,212 --> 00:56:23,006
It was the brother.
678
00:56:23,006 --> 00:56:25,717
He hit it just like his daddy.
679
00:56:29,345 --> 00:56:30,263
Ah.
680
00:56:32,974 --> 00:56:36,769
Tonight, big brother
is gonna meet the bear.
681
00:58:32,719 --> 00:58:33,553
Soldier,
682
00:58:33,886 --> 00:58:36,931
I've been laying low
too goddamn long, boy.
683
00:58:36,931 --> 00:58:38,558
I will show you how to rumble.
684
00:58:41,436 --> 00:58:43,104
If I could just find you.
685
00:58:48,985 --> 00:58:49,986
Is that you, Soldier?
686
00:58:51,487 --> 00:58:53,614
You can't keep old King down, boy.
687
00:58:56,617 --> 00:58:58,244
I'd whip enough piss out of them
688
00:58:58,244 --> 00:59:00,121
to scald a goddamn hog, man.
689
00:59:18,389 --> 00:59:20,391
Oh, God, ugh!
690
00:59:37,700 --> 00:59:39,035
You talk too much, King!
691
00:59:39,243 --> 00:59:40,203
You old drunk!
692
00:59:44,415 --> 00:59:47,710
You make a good bear, Junior.
693
00:59:47,710 --> 00:59:50,213
Come on, Junior, let me swipe him.
694
00:59:50,213 --> 00:59:52,673
Ooh, the bear's back tonight!
695
00:59:54,550 --> 00:59:57,470
Dump him in the water
and leave his boat here.
696
00:59:57,470 --> 01:00:00,932
Poor old man fell asleep
drunk as a skunk.
697
01:00:00,932 --> 01:00:04,268
And the bear got him and
dumped him in the river.
698
01:00:04,268 --> 01:00:05,228
Damn shame.
699
01:00:07,021 --> 01:00:07,980
Heh heh.
700
01:00:11,067 --> 01:00:14,195
Now let's go get big brother.
701
01:01:11,419 --> 01:01:13,462
Slim, you come with me.
702
01:01:13,462 --> 01:01:14,881
Eli, Clyde, up there.
703
01:01:30,897 --> 01:01:31,856
Dead bush.
704
01:01:34,942 --> 01:01:37,278
City boy don't know
dick about man trapping.
705
01:01:38,487 --> 01:01:41,115
He must think we're
stupid to go that way.
706
01:02:09,727 --> 01:02:10,686
Soldier!
707
01:02:12,813 --> 01:02:14,482
King!
708
01:02:14,482 --> 01:02:15,524
It's me, Kid.
709
01:02:17,151 --> 01:02:18,903
King, where are you?
710
01:02:20,947 --> 01:02:23,616
Oh, shit.
711
01:02:57,692 --> 01:03:00,820
Get the hell off!
712
01:03:14,667 --> 01:03:16,544
Come on out, big man!
713
01:03:18,004 --> 01:03:20,339
What's the matter, are you a chicken?
714
01:03:20,339 --> 01:03:21,424
You afraid?
715
01:03:21,424 --> 01:03:22,842
Cock-a-doodle-do!
716
01:03:23,676 --> 01:03:26,804
Get your ass out here or I'll
slice up the little girl!
717
01:03:35,813 --> 01:03:38,357
I don't need a blade
to whip your ass, man.
718
01:03:39,233 --> 01:03:41,360
Why don't you let go of the girl
719
01:03:41,527 --> 01:03:43,946
and you and me can
settle this one-on-one?
720
01:03:45,197 --> 01:03:46,324
What do you say?
721
01:03:46,324 --> 01:03:49,076
Just shut up or I'll kill her!
722
01:03:49,076 --> 01:03:51,203
Don't listen to him, Clyde!
723
01:03:51,203 --> 01:03:52,538
He's trying to trick you.
724
01:03:53,706 --> 01:03:56,709
And then I'll go back,
and I'll kill your sister.
725
01:03:56,709 --> 01:03:58,878
We got her at the house, you know.
726
01:03:58,878 --> 01:03:59,795
She's a real nice piece of ass.
727
01:03:59,795 --> 01:04:01,464
Ain't that right, Junior?
728
01:04:01,464 --> 01:04:03,883
Oh, you bitch.
729
01:04:05,468 --> 01:04:07,386
Hey, what's the matter?
730
01:04:07,553 --> 01:04:09,013
We all know you ain't got no hair,
731
01:04:09,013 --> 01:04:11,557
but don't tell me you
ain't got no balls, either.
732
01:04:11,724 --> 01:04:14,268
Come on, chicken, let's go.
733
01:04:14,268 --> 01:04:16,145
Shut up or I'll kill her!
734
01:04:16,145 --> 01:04:16,937
You're not gonna kill anybody.
735
01:04:16,937 --> 01:04:17,855
You know why?
736
01:04:17,855 --> 01:04:19,482
Because you're a chicken shit.
737
01:04:19,482 --> 01:04:20,316
That's right.
738
01:04:20,316 --> 01:04:22,193
You're a chicken shit, baldy.
739
01:04:22,193 --> 01:04:23,861
Shut up!
740
01:04:23,861 --> 01:04:24,820
Stop!
741
01:04:26,197 --> 01:04:27,156
Oh, yeah.
742
01:04:29,575 --> 01:04:31,535
See who's chicken now, Junior?
743
01:04:44,298 --> 01:04:45,257
Junior!
744
01:04:48,219 --> 01:04:49,929
They got Clyde!
745
01:04:57,520 --> 01:05:00,731
Help, get me down from here!
746
01:05:07,279 --> 01:05:08,239
Whoa.
747
01:05:09,115 --> 01:05:10,866
Where you going?
748
01:05:10,866 --> 01:05:12,368
Party is just getting started.
749
01:05:25,965 --> 01:05:27,842
Why don't we let
the bear at 'em, Junior?
750
01:05:27,842 --> 01:05:31,345
No, bear has done
his work for tonight.
751
01:05:32,721 --> 01:05:33,681
Those two,
752
01:05:34,807 --> 01:05:36,434
they ran away from the bear.
753
01:05:38,853 --> 01:05:40,271
What do you mean?
754
01:05:41,564 --> 01:05:42,523
Few days,
755
01:05:43,524 --> 01:05:45,693
and those bags will suck the water
756
01:05:45,693 --> 01:05:47,653
right out of their bodies.
757
01:05:47,653 --> 01:05:48,863
They'll die of thirst.
758
01:05:49,822 --> 01:05:52,616
Then we'll cut them down,
take them out of the bags
759
01:05:52,616 --> 01:05:54,618
and drag them deep into the woods.
760
01:05:55,661 --> 01:05:58,205
They'll look like they
ran away from the bear,
761
01:05:58,205 --> 01:06:01,250
got lost, couldn't find no water.
762
01:06:02,585 --> 01:06:04,170
Won't be a mark on them.
763
01:06:05,337 --> 01:06:07,798
It's better than they deserve.
764
01:06:13,471 --> 01:06:14,930
Hey, big man!
765
01:06:14,930 --> 01:06:17,183
Let me leave you with this thought.
766
01:06:17,183 --> 01:06:19,143
I'm gonna go back and screw your sister.
767
01:07:23,832 --> 01:07:25,501
Junior got his woman.
768
01:07:27,127 --> 01:07:29,797
Now I got mine, heh heh heh.
769
01:08:05,207 --> 01:08:08,168
If you're any good,
there'll be more of that.
770
01:08:38,449 --> 01:08:39,867
I may do it twice.
771
01:09:52,940 --> 01:09:53,899
I'm sorry.
772
01:09:55,859 --> 01:09:57,736
I guess I really screwed things up.
773
01:10:01,865 --> 01:10:02,825
Look,
774
01:10:04,201 --> 01:10:05,452
things were messed up
775
01:10:05,619 --> 01:10:07,121
long time before you showed up.
776
01:10:08,747 --> 01:10:11,166
Okay, so forget about it.
777
01:10:11,166 --> 01:10:12,126
We made it.
778
01:10:13,377 --> 01:10:14,962
It's gonna be okay.
779
01:10:21,844 --> 01:10:23,387
We'll be all right.
780
01:10:31,812 --> 01:10:32,771
Oh no.
781
01:10:32,771 --> 01:10:34,815
Oh God, no no, it's King!
782
01:10:43,824 --> 01:10:44,783
Shh.
783
01:10:47,828 --> 01:10:50,873
I want those assholes as much as you do,
784
01:10:50,873 --> 01:10:52,166
but we gotta keep it together.
785
01:10:53,542 --> 01:10:54,501
Okay?
786
01:10:55,335 --> 01:10:57,504
We gotta stay strong.
787
01:11:00,257 --> 01:11:02,009
Take King, take the boat,
788
01:11:02,176 --> 01:11:04,428
go downstream and get the sheriff.
789
01:11:04,428 --> 01:11:05,512
I'm gonna stay here with you.
790
01:11:05,512 --> 01:11:06,472
No.
791
01:11:07,931 --> 01:11:09,099
I gotta work alone.
792
01:11:17,608 --> 01:11:18,901
- Come on.
- Okay.
793
01:11:41,131 --> 01:11:42,132
Anyone seen Slim?
794
01:11:45,260 --> 01:11:46,136
Nope.
795
01:11:46,136 --> 01:11:47,387
Me neither.
796
01:11:47,387 --> 01:11:48,472
Well, his boat's gone.
797
01:11:49,556 --> 01:11:52,851
Dimwit must have gone downriver
to fool with the girl.
798
01:11:52,851 --> 01:11:54,603
Get off your asses!
799
01:11:54,603 --> 01:11:57,356
Eli, ready the boats,
we're going after him.
800
01:11:57,356 --> 01:11:58,857
Jesse, go get the guns.
801
01:12:06,782 --> 01:12:08,909
Sissy, get the hell out of here.
802
01:12:35,561 --> 01:12:36,603
Don't worry, sis.
803
01:12:36,770 --> 01:12:38,730
I'm not gonna touch you now.
804
01:12:38,730 --> 01:12:41,358
First, I'm gonna take a little boat ride
805
01:12:41,358 --> 01:12:42,901
and watch your brother die.
806
01:12:44,152 --> 01:12:45,946
I'm gonna cut out his heart
807
01:12:45,946 --> 01:12:48,365
and bring it back to
you as a welcome gift,
808
01:12:48,365 --> 01:12:50,450
'cause you're Junior's girl now.
809
01:12:50,450 --> 01:12:53,078
That's right, you're mine.
810
01:12:53,328 --> 01:12:54,288
All mine.
811
01:13:19,730 --> 01:13:21,398
See that door?
812
01:13:21,398 --> 01:13:22,983
It's locked.
813
01:13:22,983 --> 01:13:25,694
It better be locked when I get back.
814
01:13:25,694 --> 01:13:29,531
I don't want you coming in and
I don't want her coming out.
815
01:13:29,531 --> 01:13:30,657
You got that?
816
01:13:30,657 --> 01:13:32,659
Yes, Junior.
817
01:13:49,343 --> 01:13:50,260
Take this.
818
01:13:51,762 --> 01:13:56,767
A stranger, that means any
stranger, sets foot on our land,
819
01:13:56,767 --> 01:13:58,477
you shoot to kill.
820
01:13:58,477 --> 01:13:59,436
You got that?
821
01:13:59,436 --> 01:14:00,270
Yes, Junior.
822
01:14:00,270 --> 01:14:03,315
Just be sure you do.
823
01:14:03,523 --> 01:14:06,068
Fuck up and I'll kill you, too.
824
01:14:30,550 --> 01:14:31,593
There it is!
825
01:14:31,593 --> 01:14:32,594
Slim's boat!
826
01:15:16,805 --> 01:15:18,598
Damn fool.
827
01:15:18,598 --> 01:15:21,476
I told him not to come
snooping around here.
828
01:15:21,643 --> 01:15:22,644
Let's bring him home.
829
01:15:33,697 --> 01:15:34,823
There's no sign of their boats.
830
01:15:34,823 --> 01:15:35,782
We better go after them.
831
01:15:35,782 --> 01:15:36,950
They'll get the sheriff.
832
01:15:36,950 --> 01:15:37,909
No way.
833
01:15:39,619 --> 01:15:42,080
Big brother knows we got his sister.
834
01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:43,373
He'll be coming after her.
835
01:15:44,708 --> 01:15:48,295
Besides, that man don't
want no part of the law.
836
01:15:49,171 --> 01:15:51,339
He murdered two of your brothers.
837
01:15:51,339 --> 01:15:53,300
He'd be in more trouble than all of us.
838
01:15:57,637 --> 01:15:59,598
It was the bear that killed the old man.
839
01:16:01,308 --> 01:16:03,894
Eli, take Slim upriver.
840
01:16:03,894 --> 01:16:04,895
Jesse.
841
01:16:44,059 --> 01:16:47,813
That useless scum sucking
piece of shit trapped him!
842
01:16:47,813 --> 01:16:50,440
Jesse, go take Slim's boat.
843
01:16:50,440 --> 01:16:53,276
We're gonna get your
Uncle Joe and his boys.
844
01:16:53,485 --> 01:16:55,028
No more games!
845
01:16:55,028 --> 01:16:58,865
We're gonna find him and
we're gonna kill him!
846
01:18:36,296 --> 01:18:38,131
I'm gonna kill you.
847
01:19:18,421 --> 01:19:22,133
Junior said if I come in
here, he's gonna kill me.
848
01:19:22,133 --> 01:19:25,303
But I don't care 'cause
I'm gonna kill you.
849
01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:32,519
I hate you.
850
01:19:32,519 --> 01:19:34,062
You're dead, bitch.
851
01:19:36,564 --> 01:19:37,524
Argh!
852
01:19:46,074 --> 01:19:48,493
Junior said to kill strangers.
853
01:19:51,288 --> 01:19:52,580
Ugh!
854
01:20:20,483 --> 01:20:21,901
Soldier.
855
01:20:21,901 --> 01:20:23,486
Soldier!
856
01:20:23,486 --> 01:20:25,155
Oh, God.
857
01:20:25,155 --> 01:20:27,365
Hand me my, give my gun.
858
01:20:39,836 --> 01:20:40,795
Ugh!
859
01:21:07,197 --> 01:21:09,616
I'm gonna get those bastards.
860
01:21:17,665 --> 01:21:19,292
You stay here.
861
01:21:19,292 --> 01:21:20,251
Cover me, Joe.
862
01:21:47,320 --> 01:21:48,905
Hold this, sister.
863
01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:39,205
There ain't nobody
coulda lived through that.
864
01:22:39,789 --> 01:22:41,541
Let's go slow and careful.
865
01:22:53,428 --> 01:22:54,512
Open the door.
866
01:23:11,446 --> 01:23:12,405
Aargh!
867
01:23:29,088 --> 01:23:31,216
I'll get him, Junior!
868
01:23:31,216 --> 01:23:32,592
No, Jesse.
869
01:23:50,652 --> 01:23:51,611
Stand up.
870
01:24:04,499 --> 01:24:05,542
Jesse!
871
01:24:09,420 --> 01:24:10,421
Ugh!
872
01:26:11,542 --> 01:26:13,753
Oh, come on, Lou.
873
01:26:21,260 --> 01:26:22,887
Ah.
874
01:26:25,014 --> 01:26:28,017
Say, anybody got a
quarter for a cup of coffee?
875
01:26:28,017 --> 01:26:29,936
Hey, take mine, it's nice and fresh.
876
01:26:29,936 --> 01:26:30,895
Thanks.
877
01:26:31,938 --> 01:26:33,690
Hey, wait a second.
878
01:26:33,690 --> 01:26:35,024
I remember you guys.
879
01:26:35,233 --> 01:26:38,736
You got me last time, but
you won't fool me again.
880
01:26:38,736 --> 01:26:40,363
This time I brought my own sugar.
881
01:26:47,537 --> 01:26:50,623
So, Lou, what have we got going today?
882
01:26:51,290 --> 01:26:53,376
You don't ever pay attention
in the briefings, do you?
883
01:26:53,376 --> 01:26:55,169
I got to do your work
for you all the time.
884
01:26:55,169 --> 01:26:57,714
Oh, come on, Lou, don't bust my chops.
885
01:26:57,714 --> 01:26:59,716
Yeah, I was typing a report.
886
01:26:59,716 --> 01:27:00,675
Yeah, yeah.
887
01:27:01,551 --> 01:27:03,928
Well, it seems there's a firebug
working with the landlord,
888
01:27:03,928 --> 01:27:05,847
some guy named Torchy.
889
01:27:05,847 --> 01:27:07,807
Yeah, so who do we got in there?
890
01:27:07,807 --> 01:27:10,017
Kumbaya, my Lord
891
01:27:10,017 --> 01:27:11,978
Kumbaya, oh, Lord Kumbaya
892
01:27:17,233 --> 01:27:19,193
Those are the golden songs
of your favorite rookie cop,
893
01:27:19,193 --> 01:27:22,113
Soldier, reinstated
894
01:27:22,280 --> 01:27:24,824
due to the diligent
efforts of that great cop,
895
01:27:24,824 --> 01:27:26,743
the humanitarian Lieutenant
Detective Louis Boulder.
896
01:27:28,494 --> 01:27:32,749
Well, this law enforcement
officer is happy to report
897
01:27:32,749 --> 01:27:36,127
that from now on he's doing
things strictly by the book.
898
01:27:39,922 --> 01:27:41,424
That's right, no more funny stuff.
899
01:27:52,435 --> 01:27:54,645
In the unlikely event that I
should need your assistance,
900
01:27:54,645 --> 01:27:57,523
I will once again call and
open up communications.
901
01:27:57,523 --> 01:28:01,277
Until then, stay tuned
to your favorite station.
902
01:28:51,035 --> 01:28:52,370
- You missed a spot!
- Huh?
903
01:28:57,625 --> 01:28:59,126
You're under arrest, bug man.
904
01:29:01,128 --> 01:29:03,506
Ha ha ha, oh yeah, under arrest, huh?
905
01:29:03,506 --> 01:29:04,382
Yeah?
906
01:29:06,968 --> 01:29:07,885
Hey, for what?
907
01:29:08,135 --> 01:29:10,388
- Attempted arson.
- I'm the exterminator, man.
908
01:29:12,139 --> 01:29:14,475
You got your cockroaches
all over this place.
909
01:29:15,601 --> 01:29:17,186
What, suddenly it's against the law
910
01:29:17,186 --> 01:29:18,855
to kill a bug while having a smoke?
911
01:29:20,815 --> 01:29:22,024
- Stop that.
- Okay.
912
01:29:23,109 --> 01:29:24,360
You mean, that stuff
you're spraying doesn't burn?
913
01:29:24,694 --> 01:29:26,070
Hey, come on,
come on, come on, man.
914
01:29:26,320 --> 01:29:27,238
It's just bug juice.
915
01:29:28,865 --> 01:29:29,657
Let's talk.
916
01:29:29,657 --> 01:29:31,284
Okay, if you want to, we can do that.
917
01:29:36,706 --> 01:29:37,498
Comfortable?
918
01:29:37,498 --> 01:29:39,083
I thought we were gonna talk.
919
01:29:39,083 --> 01:29:40,293
This is not what I call talking.
920
01:29:40,585 --> 01:29:42,670
This is what I call tying me up!
921
01:29:42,879 --> 01:29:43,880
Hey, come on, what's
the matter with you?
922
01:29:43,880 --> 01:29:45,506
You got lockjaw, jeez.
923
01:29:46,299 --> 01:29:47,049
Let me get this straight.
924
01:29:47,466 --> 01:29:48,467
You're telling me I got the wrong man?
925
01:29:48,467 --> 01:29:49,302
Yeah, that's right.
926
01:29:49,302 --> 01:29:50,136
You're not an arsonist?
927
01:29:50,136 --> 01:29:50,887
You said it, man.
928
01:29:50,887 --> 01:29:52,430
It's a case of mistaken identity?
929
01:29:52,430 --> 01:29:53,681
Yeah, yeah, right, right.
930
01:29:54,640 --> 01:29:56,100
Jeez, I can't believe this.
931
01:29:57,351 --> 01:29:59,645
What, are you some kind of pervert?
932
01:30:04,984 --> 01:30:06,861
- That's funny?
- Yeah, yeah.
933
01:30:06,861 --> 01:30:08,070
You some kind of pervert?
934
01:30:09,822 --> 01:30:11,699
I love that look.
935
01:30:12,033 --> 01:30:13,701
I'm gonna do a little experiment.
936
01:30:14,744 --> 01:30:17,788
What the hell are you talking about?
937
01:30:28,549 --> 01:30:30,301
What the hell are you doing, man?
938
01:30:37,767 --> 01:30:40,770
What a shame it would be if
the exterminator's bug juice
939
01:30:40,770 --> 01:30:43,397
should happen to turn
him into a human torch,
940
01:30:43,731 --> 01:30:46,359
just because I mistook
him for an arsonist.
941
01:30:48,778 --> 01:30:49,779
What a pity.
942
01:30:52,740 --> 01:30:55,618
Yeah, it'd be a real injustice, man.
943
01:31:00,957 --> 01:31:01,832
Can I borrow this?
944
01:31:01,832 --> 01:31:03,376
Hey, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait.
945
01:31:03,376 --> 01:31:04,877
Come on, wait now.
946
01:31:04,877 --> 01:31:06,879
I love these things.
947
01:31:06,879 --> 01:31:07,922
Now,
948
01:31:09,423 --> 01:31:10,341
listen up, man.
949
01:31:10,341 --> 01:31:12,009
This is like a lesson in life, okay?
950
01:31:12,009 --> 01:31:12,885
What?
951
01:31:12,885 --> 01:31:14,220
There's good news
and there's bad news.
952
01:31:14,220 --> 01:31:15,972
The good news is that
if you're the bug man,
953
01:31:15,972 --> 01:31:18,891
when this thing stops swinging,
you'll still be breathing.
954
01:31:18,891 --> 01:31:21,894
The bad news is, however,
if you're lying,
955
01:31:21,894 --> 01:31:22,937
you die, man.
956
01:31:23,938 --> 01:31:25,606
You're toast.
957
01:31:26,774 --> 01:31:30,069
You're a crispy cockroach killer.
958
01:31:33,489 --> 01:31:35,616
Either way I don't care,
cause I'll be long gone.
959
01:31:35,616 --> 01:31:39,495
So I'll see you around, maybe.
960
01:31:39,495 --> 01:31:40,454
Hey!
961
01:31:40,454 --> 01:31:43,541
Hey, hey, come on, where you going?
962
01:31:43,541 --> 01:31:44,917
I'm a cop, okay?
963
01:31:44,917 --> 01:31:46,919
I'm gonna go do cop things
now, like catch bad guys.
964
01:31:46,919 --> 01:31:50,047
I don't have time to waste
with the exterminators.
965
01:31:50,047 --> 01:31:52,800
Hey, I'm not an exterminator!
966
01:31:52,800 --> 01:31:54,510
I would never hurt a bug!
967
01:31:54,510 --> 01:31:55,803
I'm a bad guy!
968
01:31:55,803 --> 01:31:56,929
I'm your man!
969
01:31:56,929 --> 01:31:57,930
Hey, what?
970
01:31:57,930 --> 01:31:59,098
You want it in writing?
971
01:31:59,098 --> 01:32:01,767
I swear, I came here to,
972
01:32:01,767 --> 01:32:03,144
I came here to burn this
place to the ground,
973
01:32:03,144 --> 01:32:04,812
yeah, okay?
974
01:32:04,812 --> 01:32:06,188
Come on, I confess!
975
01:32:07,606 --> 01:32:08,816
Okay, boys, come on in.
976
01:32:08,816 --> 01:32:10,026
I think we got our man.
977
01:32:11,152 --> 01:32:12,028
Hurry!
978
01:32:12,028 --> 01:32:13,404
Oh, look, this is getting close.
979
01:32:13,404 --> 01:32:14,530
Hurry!
980
01:32:14,530 --> 01:32:15,990
This guy is crazy!
981
01:32:15,990 --> 01:32:18,159
He's torched the fire on me!
982
01:32:18,159 --> 01:32:19,910
Help, help!
983
01:32:21,162 --> 01:32:23,039
We got a nice clean collar.
61756
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