All language subtitles for Side Hustle s01e01_English

[upbeat music]

- ♪ It's Friday ♪
- ♪ Let's dance ♪

- ♪ My favorite clothes
are pants ♪

- ♪ My dad's sister's my... ♪

♪ Aunt ♪

- Out of rhymes, but don't care
'cause it's the...

[together]
Weekend.

Won't be needing this anymore.
You're dead to me.

- Presley, you will need it
on Monday.

- That's, like, four days away.
- Two days.

- And I can't think
that far ahead, Lex.

- Did someone say Munchy?

[together]
Munchy!

- What's with
the bean bag chairs?

- I'm combining these
into one chair

that will be known
as "beanbag-zilla."

- As your friend
and next-door neighbor,

I support you
on your noble mission.

- Thanks.

I'm gonna get started on this

right after I wash
my dad's boat.

- Why do you have to wash
something that sits in water?

- I don't pretend to understand
the ways of the sea.

Oh, speaking of my dad--

he confiscated these fireworks
from some kids at school.

Who's with me?

- Munchy, your dad is
the principal of our school.

I don't think he wants us
playing with fireworks.

- Well, I didn't think
he'd want me

playing the French horn,
but guess what.

He's a fan.

- "Angry Devil Fireworks--
pressure activated,

not legal anywhere including
international waters."

See, to me, that's a red flag.

- What does
pressure activated mean?

- I think it means you have to
pressure them into going off.

Let me try.

You have to go off right now!
Three, two, one, go!

- Pressure activated
means they'll go off

if you apply pressure.

For example,
if you squeeze 'em.

[fireworks click and hiss]

Oh, no, I activated
the fireworks!

This is why I don't like
squeezing things!

[fireworks popping
and exploding]

[all screaming]

- Okay, okay.

It looks like there wasn't
any damage.

- Yeah.

[deep booming explosion]

[all scream]

- It's probably nothing?

I'll handle your dad.
Everyone be cool.

Tedward, my man.

How is my
favorite principal doing?

- This flew onto my boat
and set it on fire.

- About that--
- It was us.

We destroyed your boat.
Please don't suspend me.

I have a perfect
attendance record.

- Way to be cool.

- Son, I'm disappointed.

You weren't supposed
to touch those fireworks.

- How was I supposed to know?

- They were in a bag labeled
"do not touch."

- In my defense, you keep
all the fun stuff in that bag.

- You kids are gonna
pay me back for my boat.

My sweet, sweet boat.

- Okay, we can do that,
no prob.

Do you accept credit cards--
specifically my father's?

- I'll only accept money
you kids earn

from hard work.

That's why I'm finding you
jobs around school.

- Like lunch lady?

- Like scraping gum
off toilets.

- I have spent my whole life
avoiding school toilets.

- Hey, what if we found
our own jobs to pay you back?

- I guess that might work,
but I'd put you

on a strict payment plan--
first one due in a week.

- Psh, easy.
- Psh, okay.

But miss one payment,
and you'll be--

- Making pancakes?

- Scraping gum!

And one more thing.

Jaget!
- [groans]

- How does a chill guy like you
have a brother like that?

- We have the same parents.

- Vice Principal Jaget
reporting for duty, Daddy.

- We've been over this.

You're not vice principal.
You're a crossing guard.

- Which basically makes me

vice principal
of the crosswalk.

- Jaget will keep
an eye on you

and report to me
with your progress.

- That's affirmative, Daddy.

And what kind of weapons
will I be given for my mission?

Mace, nunchucks,
Wolverine claw hand?

- No weapons.

- Don't need weapons,

especially when I have
smackaroni and cheese.

- You can't hit them.

- Is there anyone else
who can keep an eye on us?

- Like, literally anyone else?

- You're stuck with him.

- [blows whistle]

Time to earn my daddy
some money!

Let me see 25 jumping jacks!

- How is that gonna
make you money?

- Great question.
Here's my answer.

Do it!
[blows whistle]

- ♪ I got,
you got me ♪

♪ We got this ♪

♪ I like the odds
when we're side-by-side ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ Oh, we're taking off,
gonna do this right ♪

♪ I like the sound of that ♪

♪ And when things go up
and friends are on it ♪

♪ 'Cause I got you,
got me, we got this ♪

[upbeat music]

- Ugh, no one wants me
to babysit

since I set a boat on fire.

- I hate rational people.

- It's been days,
and we haven't found a job.

How are we gonna
pay back Tedward?

- ♪ Hey, girls ♪

- Hi, Dad.

- I've been thinking
about what happened,

and it could actually be
a good thing.

- Yeah, my parents
said the same thing.

It'll help me
learn responsibility.

- [chuckles]
No.

It could be a good thing

because I might
finally become friends

with Munchy's dad, Tedward.

He and I could bond over this.

I could be like,
"Those kids of ours, huh?

What a couple of characters."

"Hey, do you wanna come over

and watch
a sport game with me?"

- Dad, you hate sports.

- True, but your mom's
always working,

and I'm lonely.

Later, skaters!

- Your dad's strange.

- I don't even notice anymore.

- Guys.

I have a solution
to our money woes.

- Is it to dress
like pineapples?

- How'd you know?
- How would that make us money?

- That's the part
I'm still working on.

- We need to focus.
- Lex is right.

And food helps us think better
so to the snack hole.

- Yes.

- It's beautiful every time.

- Listen, we need to start

paying Tedward back
in a few days.

Maybe we can find
some part-time jobs.

- Yeah, I mean, we're living
in a gig economy

full of short-term positions

that are contracted
to independent workers.

Just because I'm dressed
like a pineapple

doesn't mean
I don't know stuff.

- Okay, I like this idea.

We'll make an app
that lets people

who need help with small jobs
connect with us.

- We don't know
how to make an app.

- We don't, but he does.

- God?

- No, my little brother.
He's upstairs.

You gotta ask him.
- Why don't you?

- Because he doesn't
listen to me,

and he's in love with you.

- I don't feel comfortable
playing with his emotions.

- Okay, how do you feel
about scraping gum off toilets?

- Be right back.

♪ ♪

[device beeping and whirring]

- Presley?
- It's actually--

- Oh, Lex, it's you!

[device crackling]

So what brings you to my room?

- Well, Fisher, I was wondering

if you could help us
make an app.

- Oh, I'll do anything you want

including but not limited
to murder.

- Let's just stick to the app.

♪ ♪

- This app is amazing.

- It even background checks
anyone who wants to hire us.

Sorry, creeps.

- I can't believe your brother
made this in a few hours,

but why do we call
our app Kidding?

- It's not Kidding.
- It's KidDING.

- Like when you want help
from a kid.

- KidDING, we'll be right over.

- KidDING, best prices in town.
- KidDING--hey, I get it now.

- Wait, how are people
going to know

how to download the app?

There's no magical way
to tell everyone about it.

- There might be.

- Whoa!
- Whoa!

- Fisher, why are you hiding?

- I'm not hiding.

I'm looking at Lex
from behind a trash can.

- Okay, well, keep doing that,
and you'll be looking at her

from inside the trash can.

- The device
I've been working on

could play a commercial
for your app

on every screen in the world.

- Whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That sounds like
exactly what we need.

We'll make a commercial.

Fisher, get your machine ready.

- Okay, but only if I can stare
at Lex a little more first.

- You get ten seconds.

- Yes.

- Could you at least stand
a little further away?

- No.

♪ ♪

- So what's this thing do?

- Uses electromagnetic waves to
override every screen on Earth,

and then--
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Just play the commercial
we made.

- Okay, here we go.

[device whirring and beeping]

- Having trouble doing stuff?

How many times have you tried
to rip a paper towel,

and it's just
too strong for you?

Too weak to do
normal household tasks?

Wish you could hire kids
to do stuff for you?

Then we've got
a great offer for you.

Now you can do all this
and more with KidDING.

All you need to do--
download our app

and let us know
how we can help.

And then pay us.

There's nothing
that KidDING can't do

including but not limited to

T-shirt folder, goat walker,
spaghetti slurper,

cartographer,
haunted hotel caretaker,

breakdancing instructor,
woodworker,

bass slapper, dog party DJ,

or can opener
including soda, soup, beans,

and, for an extra fee, tuna!

- We'll be there
in a KidDING--

[static crackles]

- Our signal
stopped broadcasting.

I'm not sure what happened.

- My pops put me
in charge of you delinquents,

and I'm shutting you down
unless you show me

a permit for that thing.

[phone chimes]

- It's coming from the app.
You're getting a KidDING.

- We're getting a KidDING?
- Yes, and I love you.

- It's from the manager
of that store Chichi Chic.

He's looking
for living mannequins

to come in and model
some new clothes.

- Living mannequins?

- Reminder--we have
our payment due tomorrow.

- Living mannequins, yeah!
- Yeah!

♪ ♪

[electronic music]

- This place smells fancy.

Smell with me.

[all inhale deeply]

[all sigh]

♪ ♪

- Please stop your sniffing.

[all scream]

- You're not the boss of me.

- I'm Antwerp.
I hired you.

- Oh, you are the boss of me.

- I'm the manager here
at Chichi Chic.

- I'm Lex.
This is Presley and Munchy.

- Your name is Munchy?

- Yes, it's short
for Munchtopher.

- Delightful.

You'll be working as mannequins
until the store closes

with the exception
of your lunch break.

- Ooh, a lunch break?
That's so nice of you.

- It's legally mandated.

I'm hoping
that living mannequins

will lure
celebrity fashion blogger

Sophia Fugazi to my store.

- Sophia Fugazi
might be coming here?

- Yes, are you a fan?
- Never heard of her.

I just wanted to make sure
I was following along.

- I like you.
You make me laugh.

[upbeat music]

- Okay, bring forth
the fashion.

[punchy electronic music]

♪ ♪

- This is where you
will be mannequin-ing.

Now, if you want to be paid,
you must follow three rules.

Don't talk, blink, or move
until the store closes.

- Question--
- You're talking.

- Right, and also itching

because this thing
is made out of wool

and possibly poison oak.

- I'd love to discuss this,
but it's almost time to open.

Now, I control
the entire store with this--

lights, temperature, power,

pretty much anything
you can think off.

- Can it fill the store
with anti-gravity

so we all float?

♪ ♪

- No.

And I don't
like you anymore.

Ah, almost forgot to put you
in your poses.

♪ ♪

Fierce.

Dynamic.

Heart of a lion.

- Wait, we have to stay
like this the whole day?

- No.

Every time you hear the chime,
you must change your pose.

[bright chime]

There's the chime.
New pose.

Ah, now, that is

what I call fashion.

I'm going to tag Sophia Fugazi.

This is the perfect
fashion bait

to get her into my store.

Okay, time to open.

You may take your lunch
in four hours.

- Munchy, next time
you see a bag

that says, "Do not touch,"
do not touch!

[upbeat music]

[upbeat music]

- We itched our whole
lunchbreak away.

- At least we got out
of those suits for a little.

Oatmeal is supposed to make
itchy skin feel better,

but it's not working!

- You have to make it first
and then put it on.

- It's instant oatmeal.

It's supposed
to work instantly!

- That makes no sense.
- Then why are you doing it?

- Because I've been wearing
that itchy thing

for the last four hours,
and I'm not thinking straight!

- I know we told Antwerp
we'd be back after lunch,

but I can't do it.
I just can't do it.

- We have to go back.

Our first payment to Tedward
is due today,

and we don't get paid
until the store closes.

- What if the store
closes early?

Remember the control panel
that can do anything?

- Not anti-gravity.

- We could use it
to shut off the power,

and the store
would have to close.

- He did say we only have
to work until the store closes.

- Right, we get paid
and go home early.

- No, guys, when life
throws itchiness at us,

do we back down?

- Yes.
- All the time.

- No, we rise up.
We finish what we started.

We are going to march
back into that store,

put on these wool suits,
and get through this together.

[screams]

I can't take
the itching anymore.

I was wrong.
I was wrong!

- Good, then let's
shut this place down.

- Antwerp's coming!

- Big news!

Sophia Fugazi saw the pic
I posted of you,

and she is on her way.

You're not allowed to move,

so I will celebrate
for the four of us.

Yippie.

[bright chime]

Now, remember,
if you want to get paid,

don't talk, blink, or move
until the store closes.

Ciao for now.

- We have got
to get out of here

before that Fugazi lady comes.

I do not wanna be stuck here
all day

looking like
my grandma's blanket.

- I have a plan
to shut off the power.

Follow me.

[soft upbeat music]

[bright chime]

[bright chime]

Munchman, I need you to use
your superhuman ability.

- You want me to impersonate
a didgeridoo?

[low throaty humming]

- Not that one.

Your ability to change clothes
super fast.

Switch with the mannequin.
- On it.

- We'll be out of these suits
in no time.

[gasps]

[mannequins clatter]

- What did you do?

- I was trying
to lean confidently.

- Sorry I took so long.

- Okay, we gotta make
that mannequin look like you.

Lex, fix those.

- Why do I have
to fix the mannequins?

You were the one
leaning confidently.

- Be careful.
The head's a little wobbly.

I'm looking good.

- Okay, Munchy,
you distract Antwerp,

and we'll use the control panel
to shut off the power.

- On it.
It's Munch time.

- [gasps]

I didn't approve
that hat and scarf!

Take them off immediately!

- Stop!

- Who are you, and why
are you exclaiming at me?

- Um...

I'm a surfer, bro.

I need some surf clothes
for the big surf competition.

- You're not dressed
like a surfer.

- Well, that's why
I need surf clothes, bro.

Come on, it's a surf-mergency.

- Can we just discuss how good
Munchy is at distractions?

- He really commits.

Okay, let's cut the power,
get paid,

and take off
these itch bags.

- Go.

- Oh, no, it's asking
for a password.

- Hang on.
There's someone who can help.

[phone rings]

- Fisher, we need a password
for the control panel

at Chichi Chic.

- Here's the thing--
I get a lot of these calls.

- Ugh.

- Hey, it's Lex.
Do you think you could help us?

- Give me 30 seconds.

[desk whirring]

- It's gonna take him
way longer than 30 seconds to--

[phone chimes]

Hey, look at that,
the password.

[panel chimes]

It worked.
Time for a blackout.

- Time to get paid and go home.

[rapid bright chimes]

- You made the chimes
ring faster!

- No!
- Sorry.

- Antwerp's coming!

[bright chimes
continue chiming]

- It's too chime-y in here.

[rapid bright chimes]

Everything must be perfect
for Sophia Fugazi.

[bright chime]

Better.

Now, when
Sophia Fugazi arrives--

- I have already arriven.

- Sophia Fugazi, oh, my.

Welcome to Chichi Chic.

- This is bad.

What if she wants to see
the living mannequins?

One of us is
a mannequin mannequin.

- Right this way,
Sophia Fugazi.

Here's our new line of clothing

made of wool
from sheep who do yoga.

You're still wearing
the wrong accessories.

Let me just take these away.

- Stop!

Because...these clothes
are attacking me!

[screams]

- Please excuse me.

- Now, let's take a look
at this gorgeous scarf.

[screams]

I've killed another one!
- Come, Sophia.

- What just happened?
- Who cares?

We gotta get the power off
before Antwerp finds out

we scared off Sophia Fugazi.
Go.

Let me work
the controls this time.

I got this figured out.

[panel beeps]

[alarm blaring]

Oops.

- Our very first job,
and we already failed?

We're never gonna be able
to pay back Tedward,

and we'll be scraping gum
for the rest of our lives!

- Hey, when life throws
fire sprinklers at us,

do we back down?
- I think we should.

- No!

We rise up.
We get through this together.

- What is going on in here?

- Too late!

- Ooh, we fixed it.

- You're all fired!

You're not getting
paid anything!

And I am giving
your KidDING app

a one-star rating.

- That's not fair.

You put us through
itchy torture the whole day.

- Yeah, one bad rating will
ruin our entire business.

- I have re-arriven.

I can't keep running away
from my sins.

I knocked
that child's head off.

- What?

- [screams]
Don't touch me!

- Munchy switched
with the mannequin.

- He really can
change clothes fast.

- I don't understand.
I knocked your head off.

- Yeah, and it hurt a lot.

- This isn't gonna be good
for your business.

- We're gonna tell everyone
what happened

and give Chichi Chic
zero stars.

- Unless you pay us
what you owe us.

- Pay us with money.

- My store won't survive
a fashion scandal.

- Then fork over the cash,
fancy man.

[upbeat music]

- You kids made
some serious money.

- Boom.

- I really have to give credit
where credit is due.

Way to go, Jaget.

- Are you kidding?
- You can't be serious.

- Wait, what?

- You managed to keep
these kids on track.

I'm proud of you son.

- It wasn't easy, but I care
about these little guys,

sometimes maybe too much.

- Well, it was a pleasure
doing business with you,

and I will see you at school.

- Oh, our business isn't over.

Next payment due in a week.

- A week is seven days.

- So what do we do now?

- We work together,
and we keep hustling.

- I'm with you.
- Me too.

- Sounds like a solid plan.

[all scream]

- Fisher, are you hiding again?

- Yes, and I love you.

- Back in the bush.

[phone chimes]

Good news, we got
another KidDING.

- Better news,
I found more fireworks.

- No, no, no, no!
- Give me those!

- [gasps]

[fireworks click and hiss]

I squeezed them again!

- Stop squeezing things!

[all scream]

♪ ♪