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♪♪♪

-Come on, hurry up! -Get in here, Booker!

Booker is still sleeping.

What's so major you had to get me up

out of my nice warm bed before sunup?

-Booker, it's Mom's birthday tomorrow. -Chelsea: Yeah.

I know that.

Now.

We're planning a surprise party for her.

Oh, come on. You guys know we can't get anything past Mom.

Not a bad grade. Not a hot pizza.

Not a cold pizza. Not a breakfast pizza.

Do we have breakfast pizza?

No!

Sure, it won't be easy,

but we all love Raven enough to try our best to fool her.

Yeah, exactly. I mean, she goes above and beyond for us,

so let's go all-out for her.

I even ordered her favorite cake.

I invited a bunch of her friends.

I'm working on the perfect theme.

-I'm going back to bed. -Come on.

[gasps] I hear her. I hear her! Get in there.

Shh, shh, shh!

Okay, okay, okay!

[yawns loudly]

Ooh-wee!

Hello, beautiful. [laughs]

[yawns, exhales]

[sniffs] Ooh, that breath smells, honey.

You almost burned off your eyelash. [laughs]

Well, I don't know which toothbrush is mine. I can't find it.

I guess I'll just, uh, use Booker's.

-[water running] -[toothbrush whirring]

Aah aah aah.

All the way in the back. All the way in the back of the mouth.

Aah. And the tongue area.

Oh, oh yeah!

[laughs] They can't get anything past me.

-♪ Hey ♪ -♪ Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪

♪ But then life had other plans ♪

♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things turn upside down ♪

♪ But ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪

-♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way ♪ -♪ Learning how to fly ♪

-♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay ♪ -♪ Ya know I got you, right? ♪

♪ It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids caught up in a crazy world ♪

-♪ C'mon! ♪ -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

-♪ We get loud! ♪ -♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but together we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other like family should ♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ -♪ When it's tough ♪

-♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ -♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cos no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ♪

♪ There for each other, ya know it's our time ♪

[Raven laughing]

Yep! That's us.

[laughing]

♪♪♪

[tapping]

So y'all just not gonna talk this morning?

-We got nothing to say. -All good.

-Just having cereal, that's all. -Uh-huh.

I knew you were up to something in that bathroom earlier.

You can't get anything past me.

And do you actually think I would use Booker's toothbrush?

My mouth is a temple.

Yes.

You know how I feel about secrets,

especially when I'm not in on them.

So, is this about my birthday tomorrow?

What? Your birthday?

Didn't you just have one last year?

Around this same time? [laughs]

[phone ringing]

Hello? Yes, this is she.

Thank you for the offer, but I don't drive Scut anymore.

Yeah, no, no.

Diamond Scut?

On call?

Twenty-four hours?

Uh, no. No, I can't. I can't really...

I'm sorry, how much does it pay?

Yes, yes, I can. Woo-hoo-hoo!

[laughs] Happy birthday to me!

Oh, thank you.

Hey!

That was your cup, anyway.

Yes! With Mom gone all day, we can start to work on her surprise party.

Surprise party? Nice!

I freak her out every day. This time, it'll be special.

Mom's gonna figure out there's a surprise party.

And then there won't be a surprise party.

I know our mother.

She fooled you with your toothbrush, bruh.

[chuckles] You lose.

Well, uh, I didn't brush my teeth this morning. So, you know.

[exhales heavily] You all lose.

-[all grumbling] -Oh, come on.

-It's in my mouth. -Disgusting!

♪♪♪

♪ I'm in my Diamond Scut ♪

♪ Makin' it look super cute ♪

♪ In my Diamond Scut ♪ [laughs]

♪ Gettin' that birthday loot ♪ Whoa!

-[giggling] -[dance music plays on radio]

Yes, honey, yes! Oh! [sniffs]

Lavender! Ooh.

Hi, my name is Raven. Welcome to your Diamond Scu--

[screams]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. It's Sunrise Mahoney!

-Yep, it's me. -I have to tell everybody!

Nope. If you want to drive Sunrise

while her parents are in town for a benefit concert,

you won't tell anyone.

Right, right.

Except for my best friend, Chelsea. I tell her everything.

No one.

No one?

[whispers]: No one.

Okay. No one.

Won't tell anyone. Diamond Scut promise.

Okay, sunrays. It's sundown for me.

I'll see you again at sunrise.

[phone breaks]

All cleared for Sunrise. Location secure.

Okay.

So, where are we going?

You decide.

Well, then, buckle up and, uh, spy with your little eye

the beautiful wonders of our city.

-Hey, you like driving music? -[pop music plays on radio]

♪ There is no reason to be so shy ♪

♪ You are so quiet ♪

Oh, I'm so sorry. I didn't even think

you wouldn't like to listen to your own mama sing.

I do. ♪ There ain't no reason... ♪

♪♪♪

Oh, whew.

I just finished Raven's birthday present.

Oh, I can't wait to see the look on her face

when she opens it. [giggles]

An old quilt? What'd she do to you?

It's a new quilt made from old clothes.

Your and Nia's baby clothes. Look.

Nia and Levi: Aw!

Baby clothes? I was looking for these jeans.

Yeah, well,

here they are.

Well, I made her something very special, too.

-Oh, yeah? -Yeah.

It's a collage using old photos.

Oh, I see. It's Raven's profile. Look!

There I am, in her nose.

I made her this macaroni bracelet.

What?

We had a lot of expired pasta.

Oh, Aunt Chels, I have a list of party supplies

we're gonna need to buy.

Oh, we don't need to buy supplies. No.

Raven hides them all around the house for emergencies.

-Emergencies? -Mm-hmm.

-What, like party emergencies? -Uh-huh. They're everywhere.

Look around. [laughs] Yeah. [giggles]

"Happy Birthday."

General, yet applicable.

Strobe lights? What?

Yeah, Raven calls it her first aid party kit.

I call it, "Raven's a Big Ol' Pack Rat

and Can't Throw Anything Out to Save Her Life."

-But her name is catchier, so... -[door opens]

What up, fam?

Mini-Mart. Got some party hats, horns, and streamers.

Oh, great. This is everything that we needed. Thank you, Tess.

Oh, they're not mine. Ms. B. hides stuff at my place

when she runs out of room here.

Guys, I keep telling you, none of this is gonna work.

[whooshing]

[gasping]

I can't believe this!

[echoing]: ...this... this...

Yo, I was wrong.

Now you're talkin'.

In my vision, Mom was standing on the roof,

and the lights were flashing. She was totally shocked.

For the first time, we are actually going to surprise Mom.

Man. Who knew?

All: Us!

Dang, guess this party's blowing up and going to the roof.

If we do that, I'm thinking the theme should be,

"Summer in the City: A Picnic Under the Stars."

-Yeah. -Oof. I just gave myself chills.

Yeah. Oh. Put this on. It's warm.

Very warm.

♪♪♪

All right. Let's do this. Thank you.

Here we go.

Got it.

And, bam!

-Here we go. -Hey, guys. Look what we got.

Wow. A photo of Raven and me.

Without faces. That's not creepy. No, sir-ee.

Personally, I prefer you with a face, Ms. G.

Aw, thanks, Tess.

I wanted a gift for Mom's party, too.

So with mine, guests can create photo op memories.

-Yeah, let's show 'em. -Tess: Alright.

[imitating Raven]: Well, you can't get anything past me. I'm the mama.

Oh.

Wow. Huh.

You got me there, Rae.

I wanna try! I wanna be Raven.

Levi, you be me. Be me!

This can't be healthy.

[gasps]

[imitating Raven]: You gonna get it!

[both laughing]

[imitating Chelsea]: Get what? Was I supposed to get something?

What did I forget, Rae?

[Booker and Nia laugh]

Uh, nice try. What?

-[door unlocking] -[all clamoring]

Shh! People, act natural. Act natural. Shh!

Whoa!

I had the most amazing day ever!

Oh, how was work? What are you--

What are you doing back so soon?

-[laughs] -So soon?

-Yeah. -Chels, I've been gone for 10 hours.

Thanks for noticing.

Yeah, no-- Tell me about it, you know.

Who were you, um, Scuting?

Oh, you won't believe--

the traffic in these streets!

-Chelsea: Uh... -They are crazy! It was crazy.

So whatcha all been up to for the last 10 hours? What's going on here?

Homework.

Homework?

Did you just say... homework?

Homework! Yep, yep. Homework.

We've been doing the, the math.

-Homework. -Mm-hmm.

It is still summer, and you are still Booker.

-I told you not to keep secrets from me. What's going on? -Uh, Ms. B.,

you never said why you had the most amazing day ever.

-No, I didn't, I said-- -[all arguing]

Ooh, look at that! I got a Scut message! Gotta Scut. Bye!

Excuse me.

[door slams]

She was acting strange, right?

Very un-Raven-ish. I think she's onto us.

I don't know. I mean, she might suspect a little something,

but she doesn't know we're planning a huge party like this, right?

Yeah, but it would help if we could throw her off track somehow.

Or next time, she'll catch us for sure.

That's it!

Yes, Levi, we have to make sure that she catches us.

That's not what I said,

but you seem excited, so I'll go along.

Okay, so, we plan a really small party, and--

Let her catch us in the act.

And she'll think that that's all we're up to.

-[chuckles] -Wow.

Look at you two. Twining it.

-Yeah. -It's about time.

♪♪♪

♪♪♪

I spy icky stuff on my hot dog.

Oh, that's not a hot dog, Sunrise.

That's a Chicago dog.

Steamed. Piled high with tomato wedges,

-pickle spears, chopped onions-- -Those sound like vegetables.

-Sunrise wants a plain one. -Okay. Yes.

My, my kids wanted a plain one, too, but...

when they took a bite and tasted how delicious veggies could be,

they loved them.

And then they grew up to be big and strong,

but if you want me to wipe this off--

-No. Stop! -Are you sure?

Because I can just wipe these vitamin-enriched veggies off.

Wait! Can I have it back?

Sure.

[crunches]

-Crunchy goodness, huh? -Mm-hmm.

[chuckles]

I need ketchup.

Oh, no, sweet. No, no, no, no.

Now, you don't put ketchup on a Chicago dog. You go to jail for that.

I want ketchup for my fries.

Oh. Those are cheese fries.

But it's late. Don't you need to go to bed?

If Sunrise wants ketchup, Sunrise gets ketchup.

You know, it sounds different when you say it.

So I'm gonna go get some ketchup. [chuckles]

♪♪♪

Ha! It's so small and pathetic.

Mom will think that we did nothing special at all.

I know! It's perfect.

Hey, guys, where are all the decorations and real presents?

We're hiding them back here until the roof gets cleaned.

-Chelsea: Oh! -The building manager's taking care of it.

I helped him evict a guy yesterday, so he owes me one.

All right, guys, now get over here so we can get this party started.

-Chelsea: Okay. -Shh!

Quiet, Nia, or Mother will hear you.

We don't want her to find out about her surprise party.

Shh!

You're the one who's gonna blow it, Booker.

-[footsteps] -Hey, guys!

I just came over to hide behind the couch,

so that I can surprise Ms. B.

Ooh, we gon' get her so good!

Ha ha ha! Tee hee hee!

And she doesn't suspect a thing!

-Not a thing. -[yells]: Wrong!

[all yelling happily]

I knew it! I knew it! I knew it. I knew!

I knew that you guys were planning a surprise party for me.

-[all chattering] -You're too good.

You can't get anything past me!

That's true. [laughs]

And I have to admit, even though I do not like surprises,

it does feel good to know that you guys tried to outsmart me.

-But you didn't! -No. You're always worth trying to dupe.

-[laughing] -Come on, Ms. B. Make a wish.

-Yeah. Yeah, yeah. -[phone ringing]

Hold that flame.

W-w-wait. You're not even gonna blow out your candle?

-Yeah, what's the big rush? -I wish you'd tell me what's going on.

I wish you would stop asking me questions. [blows]

What?

[door clatters, shuts]

Okay, something is definitely going on. I...

I'm kind of worried about her.

Um, I'm worried about why my shoes are wet.

[sloshing]

-Where's the water coming from? -Chelsea: I don't know!

-The ice! -What? Levi, did you put the ice in the cooler?

-[gasps] -What cooler? Nobody mentioned a cooler.

Well, I should have!

Oh, guys, the cake is soaked.

[huffs] The presents are all wet.

Is everything for the party ruined?

The karaoke machine survived.

[water pouring]

You really should have mentioned that cooler.

♪♪♪

Caramel corn mixed with cheese corn.

My mouth is so confused. I love it!

-Catch it, Raven! Catch it! -Okay.

-Yay! -Yay!

You're way more fun than all seven of my nannies.

Thursday nanny always wants to take naps.

Well, I spy a little girl with a lot of energy.

Hmm, that's me. Huh!

Good one, Raven. So, where are you taking me today?

Well, it depends. Uh, do you like the aquarium?

Aquarium?

[singsongy]: Love it.

Aquarium is one of my middle names.

Oh, okay. Well, how many middle names do you have?

Two. But my fans guess a new one every day.

Today's front runner is "Jupiter."

[breaks phone]

This location is compromised. Let's roll out.

Yeah. Let's all go catch sharks!

So, Sunrise, I was thinking that

I would drop you and Chuck off at the aquarium,

'cause I need to go spend time with my family. Today's my birthday.

Your birthday? Then you should absolutely celebrate.

Aw, thank you, Sunrise.

At the aquarium!

[sadly]: Unless you don't want to celebrate with me.

Of course I, I'd wanna celebrate with you, Sunrise.

And Chuck. At the aquarium.

On my birthday.

♪♪♪

[hair dryer whirring]

Hey, Nia. Nia, can you turn that dryer off?

I can't concentrate on reshaping the cake with all that noise.

Oh, you mean the cake that looks like a giant poop emoji?

It does not look like a...

I'm not done.

Hey, guys. How's it going in here?

-[all moaning] -Looks like poo.

Wow. That good, huh?

Well, Aunt Chels, how'd it go with you

and putting your quilt in the dryer?

Great! Great, yeah, if I, uh,

wanted to present your mom with a sentimental dishrag.

[exclaims] This isn't gonna work, you guys!

Raven's not answering her phone.

She's been sneaking around-- [gasps]

You guys.

She's probably gonna surprise us!

Hello! She's probably here already.

Shh! Keep your voices down. Raven!

Raven! Raven! Come out wherever you are!

Yeah, you guys, she's not here.

Aunt Chelsea,

in my vision, my mom was the one that gets surprised.

Why can't we just hang onto that?

We told everyone how amazing this party would be.

Expectations are high, bruh.

Okay, so it won't be what we planned,

you know, or what some people are expecting.

Or what some people might even describe as good.

But where's that determination I saw

when we were all in the bathroom together?

You were in the bathroom together?

I'll explain later.

You know, Booker's right.

We can still surprise her if we work together.

Thank you, Nia.

Now, I'm gonna go up to the roof

and get this party started, okay?

All you guys have to do is get Mom there.

Can you do that?

-All: Yes, we can! -Booker: Yes, y'all can!

-Yes, y'all can! Yes, y'all can! -[all yelling]

Nia: Ooh.

-Yeah, we can. -Both: So what's your plan?

-I thought you had one. -I thought you had a plan.

♪♪♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

♪ Happy birthday to Raven ♪

♪ Happy birthday to you ♪

Yeeees!

Thank you, Sunrise. That was amazing!

-Right? -[chuckles]

And Mom says I can't drop a single until I'm two hands!

Well, that's good parenting.

-Oh, no! -What now? What?

We never got you a birthday cake.

I don't need a birthday cake, sweetheart.

-How about a big cookie? -I don't need a big cookie.

I need a big cookie.

If Sunrise wants a big cookie--

Then Sunrise gets a big cookie, Chuck. I got it.

[phone ringing]

Oh, that's my daughter.

Um, hey, sweetheart. Is everything okay?

Hey, Mom, can you come home?

No, baby. I'm, uh, I'm busy.

Nia [over phone]: But, but it's an emergency.

No, babe-- Is someone hurt?

Good idea. Yes, yes. Someone's hurt.

It's Booker. He was running on the roof,

and he hurt his foot.

Ow!

Oh! He sounds awful.

Okay, sweetheart. Tell him to stay right there.

-I'll be there as soon as I can. -That, that location wasn't cleared.

-Her parents wouldn't approve. -[tires screeching]

Chuck, Chuck, I'm a parent, too,

and the boy needs his mama.

We goin' home.

-It sounds different when you say it. -Yes.

♪♪♪

Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Please don't go. My mom will be here soon.

-Yeah, no, she drives like a maniac. -So, uh,

the roof is probably the safest place to be right now.

We've been waiting for over an hour

with nothing here except warm punch.

I'm sorry. I know you expected more when you heard,

"Summer in the City: A Picnic Under the Stars."

-But if you could just wait until-- -Booker, Booker, Booker!

Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay?

You're fine. What's going on? Why are these people on the roof?

All: Surprise!

Happy birthday, Mom.

Oh, wow!

Thank you. [chuckles]

Is that a poop emoji cake?

It could be.

Oh, you guys, I really appreciate the effort.

I really, really do.

I just...

-I gotta go. I gotta go because-- -Because why?

Why, Rae? What is going on? You never keep things from me.

-I know. I'm sorry. -Sunrise: Miss Raven!

Is your son okay? Is he hurt?

Miss Sunrise, please slow down. [huffs]

I'm not wearing my gel sneakers.

Is this your son?

-He looks like you. -Aah!

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. It's Sunrise Mahoney!

-And acts like you. -[camera shutter clicks]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. It's Sunrise Mahoney!

-They're twins. -Okay, okay. Back up. Back up.

Give the girl some air. Back up.

You cannot post that. No one can know where she is.

Diamond Scut promise.

What, this, this is who you've been Scuting?

I can't believe you kept this big secret from me!

I know. I wanted to tell you, Chels.

I wanted to tell you so bad, 'cause I tell you everything.

It's like, if I don't tell you, it didn't happen.

Because then it didn't.

-[whispers]: I know. -[laughs]

If your son isn't hurt,

what's going on here?

Okay, so my family wanted to throw me a surprise party,

and things kinda...

...didn't pan out.

Oh, you want a party?

Sunrise, no. Your location will be compromised.

We're counting on it, Chuck.

-Smile and say, "Sunrise!" -Okay.

-All: Sunrise! -[camera shutter clicks]

Now tag that the with location and hashtag sunrays.

-[clicking on phone] -Um... done!

My fans will bring the party in three...

two... one...

-[people chattering] -[helicopter whirring]

[camera shutters clicking]

I can't believe this!

Everyone knows she's here!

How will she ever get out?

-[camera shutters clicking] -[whirring continues]

Oh. Thanks for showing up.

I know. I'm fired.

[breaks phone]

Bye, Chuck.

[camera shutters clicking]

Happy birthday, Miss Raven.

I spy a new friend.

I spy one right back.

So, uh, it wasn't the party you were expecting, huh?

Nope.

You got me. [laughs]

Chelsea: Come here. Happy birthday, Rae.

♪ There is no reason ♪

Go birthday girl! Go birthday girl!

Dance on!

♪♪♪

Nia, I love this picture of Tess pushing everybody out of the way

-to get her selfie with Sunrise. -Yeah.

They had their chance.

You took some great pictures at the party, sweetheart.

Aw, thank you. And Mom, we're sorry

that we don't have any presents for you.

Aw, you don't have to worry about that.

You guys are my presents.

Besides, I got this amazing macaroni bracelet,

and look at my jacket!

Yeah, no, quilt patches are much easier to sew.

[laughs] I love it, Chels. Thank you.

And I have to admit, I like surprises more than I thought I would.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Is this a good time to tell you

that your laptop went for a swim?

Surprise!

I put it in some rice.

It should work again in six days.

-Or never. -[chuckles]

It's okay, Levi. Nothing can bother me,

because I have a new friend who sent me this cool new purse.

Right? And you know what's even cooler than that?

It comes with new laptop money!

Best weirdest birthday ever.

Throw it up! Throw it up!

You get no money! You get no money! You get no money!