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THIS SHOULD BE IT. 15 00:00:50,572 --> 00:00:52,878 WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 16 00:00:53,053 --> 00:00:54,880 - WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? 17 00:00:55,055 --> 00:00:56,534 - DESTROYING EVERY LAST OUNCE OF YOUR DIGNITY 18 00:00:56,708 --> 00:00:58,406 LETTER BY LETTER. 19 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,277 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 20 00:01:00,451 --> 00:01:02,453 HEY, I WAS JUST WRITING 21 00:01:02,627 --> 00:01:03,802 A "HEY, HOW YOU DOING" NOTE TO LEAH--THAT'S IT. 22 00:01:03,976 --> 00:01:05,587 - YEAH. AND THE POINT OF THAT IS... 23 00:01:05,761 --> 00:01:07,589 YEAH, RIGHT, THERE IS NONE. HAVE YOU SUDDENLY FORGOTTEN 24 00:01:07,763 --> 00:01:10,331 THAT SHE CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND? 25 00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,507 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND. 26 00:01:12,681 --> 00:01:13,638 - WELL, I AM NOW, BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER RUN OFF 27 00:01:13,812 --> 00:01:15,727 WITH YOUR WANNABE ACTRESS EX-GIRLFRIEND 28 00:01:15,901 --> 00:01:18,252 WHO SLICED YOUR HEART INTO A THOUSAND PIECES 29 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:19,688 WITH AN X-ACTO KNIFE. 30 00:01:19,862 --> 00:01:22,212 - I'VE MOVED ON. WHY CAN'T YOU? 31 00:01:25,824 --> 00:01:30,307 HMM. SO WHAT'S THE NOONTIME RATING SO FAR? 32 00:01:30,481 --> 00:01:32,483 - LUNCH--SOLID EIGHT. 33 00:01:32,657 --> 00:01:35,399 LADIES--UNDERWHELMING FOUR. 34 00:01:35,573 --> 00:01:37,227 - DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN THE SANDWICHES 35 00:01:37,401 --> 00:01:38,489 ARE TWICE AS GOOD AS THE WOMEN? 36 00:01:38,663 --> 00:01:40,404 - MM. DEPENDS ON HOW HUNGRY I AM. 37 00:01:40,578 --> 00:01:43,277 [sweeping music] 38 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:47,411 ♪ 39 00:01:47,585 --> 00:01:49,500 - MMM. HANDS DOWN... 40 00:01:49,674 --> 00:01:51,372 BETTER THAN MY SANDWICH. 41 00:01:51,546 --> 00:01:55,767 - OKAY, I... 42 00:01:55,941 --> 00:01:57,682 HAVE JUST SEEN MY DESTINY. 43 00:01:57,856 --> 00:02:00,337 - ALL DUE RESPECT, SPORT, 44 00:02:00,511 --> 00:02:02,252 THERE'S GONNA BE A LINE A MILE LONG. 45 00:02:05,951 --> 00:02:07,649 - SHE JUST SMILED AT ME. 46 00:02:07,823 --> 00:02:09,520 I AM A FIRM BELIEVER THAT NOTHING CAN KEEP YOU 47 00:02:09,694 --> 00:02:11,609 FROM BEING THE ONE THAT YOU'RE DESTINED TO BE WITH. 48 00:02:11,783 --> 00:02:14,482 - SO GO AFTER HER. CHAT HER UP. 49 00:02:14,656 --> 00:02:16,353 SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET. INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING. 50 00:02:16,527 --> 00:02:18,355 - IF I'M MEANT TO MEET HER, IT'LL JUST HAPPEN. 51 00:02:18,529 --> 00:02:20,009 IT'LL HAPPEN NATURALLY, YOU KNOW? 52 00:02:20,183 --> 00:02:22,490 - YEAH. JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER FANTASTIC WOMEN YOU'VE MET, 53 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,448 YOU KNOW, NATURALLY. 54 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:26,624 - OKAY. WELL, SHE'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT. 55 00:02:30,541 --> 00:02:33,501 - MOM, LOOK! THAT CAR'S BEEN TO MYSTERY SITE. 56 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,938 SEE THE BUMPER STICKER? - YEAH. LOOK AT THAT. 57 00:02:36,112 --> 00:02:38,506 - BUT...IT DOESN'T HAVE A QUESTION MARK. 58 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,770 IT JUST HAS THESE SWIRLS LIKE ON A BOX OF TIDE. 59 00:02:41,944 --> 00:02:44,294 - WELL, THAT'S VERY MYSTERIOUS, HUH? 60 00:02:44,468 --> 00:02:46,514 - MM-HMM. 61 00:02:46,688 --> 00:02:49,343 MOM, DO YOU THINK THERE ARE ALIENS AT MYSTERY SITE? 62 00:02:49,517 --> 00:02:51,475 OR MAYBE DINOSAURS. 63 00:02:51,649 --> 00:02:54,478 - MAYBE THE ALIENS BROUGHT THE DINOSAURS. 64 00:02:54,652 --> 00:02:56,306 - MAYBE MY DAD'S THERE TOO. 65 00:02:58,569 --> 00:02:59,962 - THESE ARE JUST TRIAL ADS. 66 00:03:00,136 --> 00:03:01,442 WE'VE GOT A BUDGET, AND IF WE NAIL IT... 67 00:03:01,616 --> 00:03:04,662 - NAIL THIS. WE'LL DEMOLISH THIS. 68 00:03:04,836 --> 00:03:06,969 - MORE MORE PIZZA COUPONS. - OR FOCUS GROUPS. 69 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:11,539 - HEY, LADIES. 70 00:03:11,713 --> 00:03:12,888 - THERE'S MY DESTINY. 71 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:15,282 - OKAY, RIGHT THIS WAY. 72 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:20,591 - YOU REMEMBER HER? I TOLD YOU I'D MEET HER AGAIN. 73 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:22,463 - YEAH, BUT IF YOU WANT TO MEET HER, YOU KNOW, 74 00:03:22,637 --> 00:03:25,205 YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY MEETHER. 75 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:26,510 - HERE'S YOUR MENU. YOUR SERVER WILL BE WITH YOU. 76 00:03:26,684 --> 00:03:28,512 - DID YOU SEE THE WAY SHE SMILED AT ME? 77 00:03:28,686 --> 00:03:30,645 THAT WAS TWICE AS BIG AS THE SMILE-- 78 00:03:30,819 --> 00:03:32,560 - SHE PROBABLY STEPPED ON A NAIL. 79 00:03:32,734 --> 00:03:34,214 - THAT MEANT SOMETHING. THAT-- 80 00:03:34,388 --> 00:03:35,693 - YOU GET FREE TICKETS TO ALL THE GAMES, 81 00:03:35,867 --> 00:03:37,129 PASSES TO ALL KINDS OF EVENTS AND PARTIES. 82 00:03:37,304 --> 00:03:39,219 SO FAR, IT'S BEEN A PRETTY COOL JOB. 83 00:03:39,393 --> 00:03:42,047 OH, YOU SHOULD TAKE DOWN MY EMAIL ADDRESS. 84 00:03:42,222 --> 00:03:43,527 READY? - MM-HMM. 85 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:46,400 - IT'S "C" ANDERSEN. ONE WORD. 86 00:03:46,574 --> 00:03:51,274 @G1SE.COM. 87 00:03:51,448 --> 00:03:52,667 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 88 00:03:52,841 --> 00:03:54,799 - OKAY. LET ME READ THIS BACK TO YOU. 89 00:03:54,973 --> 00:03:56,671 - [whispers] ARE YOU SERIOUS? - CANDERSON@G1SE.COM? 90 00:03:56,845 --> 00:03:58,803 - YEAH. 91 00:03:58,977 --> 00:04:02,503 - OH, AND THAT'S, UM, THAT'S ANDERSEN WITH AN E-N. 92 00:04:02,677 --> 00:04:04,722 - OH! 93 00:04:04,896 --> 00:04:07,072 - THIS...IS WHAT YOU CALL FATE. 94 00:04:07,247 --> 00:04:09,249 THIS DOESN'T EVEN HAPPEN. 95 00:04:09,423 --> 00:04:10,815 WHAT ARE THE ODDS? THAT MEANT SOMETHING. 96 00:04:10,989 --> 00:04:12,774 SOMEBODY ORCHESTRATED THIS. 97 00:04:12,948 --> 00:04:14,819 - WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO HER? 98 00:04:14,993 --> 00:04:16,560 - "MY NAME IS BEN. YOU'RE THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS. 99 00:04:16,734 --> 00:04:18,258 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME?" 100 00:04:18,432 --> 00:04:20,434 - I THINK, "HI, I'M BEN," COVERS IT. 101 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:21,957 - THIS... 102 00:04:22,131 --> 00:04:23,741 THIS RIGHT HERE'S FATE. 103 00:04:25,917 --> 00:04:26,875 - [laughs] 104 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:10,135 - THE TOP FIVE REASONS I'M YOUR SECRET ADMIRER. 105 00:05:10,310 --> 00:05:13,443 NUMBER FIVE... BECAUSE IT'S 2:00 A.M., 106 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:15,053 THE PERFECT TIME TO DO SOMETHING 107 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:16,620 THAT SCARES YOU TO DEATH. 108 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:20,320 - HEY. 109 00:05:20,494 --> 00:05:22,060 EAT UP, LITTLE MAN. 110 00:05:22,234 --> 00:05:25,150 I WANNA GET TO WORK EARLY, OKAY? 111 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:27,675 AND YOU'RE GETTING YOUR USUAL TODAY. 112 00:05:27,849 --> 00:05:28,806 GOOD? 113 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:31,766 WHAT'S UP? 114 00:05:31,940 --> 00:05:33,681 - DOES MY DAD LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY? 115 00:05:33,855 --> 00:05:35,813 - WELL, WHO DOESN'T? 116 00:05:39,991 --> 00:05:41,079 - HEY! - YOU DO IT. 117 00:05:41,253 --> 00:05:43,691 - YOU! - OKAY...HERE YOU GO. 118 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,562 - MOM. MOM. 119 00:05:45,736 --> 00:05:46,476 - WHAT? - THAT'S NOT COOL. 120 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:48,522 - OH. OKAY. 121 00:05:48,696 --> 00:05:49,827 WHAT IS COOL? 122 00:05:55,964 --> 00:05:57,835 - [mouths words] - I LOVE YOU TOO. 123 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:13,590 HEY, CHLOE. - MORNING. 124 00:06:13,764 --> 00:06:15,766 - IT'S A LATE MORNING AGAIN. IS JIM IN YET? 125 00:06:15,940 --> 00:06:17,899 - YEAH. I THINK HE'S-- 126 00:06:18,073 --> 00:06:20,423 - THE GAME STARTS AT 9:00, CHARLEY, NOT 9:15. 127 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:22,686 - YEAH, I-I'M SORRY, JIM. THE FREEWAY WAS A PARKING LOT. 128 00:06:22,860 --> 00:06:24,296 THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT. - ACTUALLY, JIM, 129 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:27,299 THE 405 WAS TOTALLY BACKED UP THIS MORNING. 130 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,780 IT TOOK ME 30 MINUTES JUST TO GET HERE FROM DOHENY, SO... 131 00:06:29,954 --> 00:06:31,739 - WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA FACTOR THAT IN. 132 00:06:31,913 --> 00:06:33,262 JUST REMEMBER, LADIES, 133 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:35,177 IF ALL OUR PLAYERS AREN'T IN POSITION, 134 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:36,961 THE GAME AIN'T ON. 135 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:40,095 - OKAY. 136 00:06:40,269 --> 00:06:41,531 THANK YOU FOR THAT. 137 00:06:41,705 --> 00:06:43,925 - OH, JIM'S JUST A BIG SOFTIE. 138 00:06:44,099 --> 00:06:46,667 - MM. HEY, HOW GOES THE TRAINING PROGRAM? 139 00:06:46,841 --> 00:06:48,408 - OH, EVERYBODY'S BEEN REALLY NICE. 140 00:06:48,582 --> 00:06:51,149 JIM SAYS IT'S A TOTAL "SPRINGBOARD" INTO THE MAJORS. 141 00:06:51,323 --> 00:06:52,673 SO IT'S ALL COOL. 142 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:54,762 - CHARLEY. CHARLEY... 143 00:06:54,936 --> 00:06:56,894 WHERE ARE THE SUMMER MUSIC JAM REPORTS? 144 00:06:57,068 --> 00:06:58,243 - THEY'RE ON YOUR DESK IN A FOLDER 145 00:06:58,418 --> 00:06:59,593 MARKED SUMMER MUSIC JAM REPORTS. 146 00:07:03,205 --> 00:07:05,163 - OKAY, COOL. 147 00:07:05,337 --> 00:07:07,731 - AND I FIXED ALL YOUR GRAMMAR AND CORRECTED YOUR TYPOS. 148 00:07:07,905 --> 00:07:09,080 - THAT'S OUR LITTLE WORKHORSE. 149 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:14,172 [ahem] SO... 150 00:07:14,346 --> 00:07:17,567 TELL ME ABOUT CHLOE ANDERSEN. 151 00:07:17,741 --> 00:07:18,786 - UM... 152 00:07:23,312 --> 00:07:25,270 - VAL? SORRY THAT I'M LATE. 153 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,098 - OOH, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAD A NIGHT. 154 00:07:27,272 --> 00:07:30,101 - UH, NO. A WARNING, ACTUALLY. 155 00:07:30,275 --> 00:07:31,886 LUKE'S OFFICIALLY A MAN. 156 00:07:32,060 --> 00:07:33,714 HE WOULDN'T LET ME KISS HIM GOOD-BYE AT THE SCHOOL BUS. 157 00:07:33,888 --> 00:07:35,106 - OH, WELL, BRACE YOURSELF, HONEY. 158 00:07:35,280 --> 00:07:37,108 IT'S A LONG HAUL. 159 00:07:37,282 --> 00:07:39,589 - MM. YEAH. 160 00:07:42,331 --> 00:07:46,117 [background chatter] 161 00:08:10,794 --> 00:08:12,970 TOP FIVE REASONS I'M YOUR SECRET ADMIRER. 162 00:08:15,451 --> 00:08:17,322 - LET ME GUESS. 163 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:18,933 YOU BARED YOUR SOUL AND EMAILED A MYSTERY GIRL 164 00:08:19,107 --> 00:08:21,805 AND YOU GOT BACK A BIG, FAT GOOSE EGG. 165 00:08:21,979 --> 00:08:24,852 - OKAY, WELL, I SENT THE EMAIL LAST NIGHT, 166 00:08:25,026 --> 00:08:26,157 AND WHEN I SENT IT, IT WAS VERY LATE, SO-- 167 00:08:26,331 --> 00:08:27,681 - YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER. 168 00:08:27,855 --> 00:08:29,247 IF YOU DON'T HEAR BACK BY LUNCHTIME, 169 00:08:29,421 --> 00:08:30,858 THAT GOOSE EGG IS COOKED. 170 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:33,643 NOW, CAN WE TALK ARGOMONT? 171 00:08:33,817 --> 00:08:34,992 - YEAH. 172 00:08:38,213 --> 00:08:40,389 - "NUMBER FOUR... 173 00:08:40,563 --> 00:08:43,131 "BECAUSE I BRUSH UP AGAINST A THOUSAND STRANGERS A DAY, 174 00:08:43,305 --> 00:08:45,133 "BUT IT WASN'T UNTIL I SAW YOU 175 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,048 "THAT I REALIZED I WAS ALONE. 176 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:50,530 "NUMBER THREE...BECAUSE I SEE POETRY IN YOUR SOUL. 177 00:08:50,704 --> 00:08:52,444 "NUMBER TWO... 178 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:55,143 "BECAUSE I SEE LIGHT IN YOUR EYES. 179 00:08:55,317 --> 00:08:57,275 "AND NUMBER ONE... 180 00:08:57,449 --> 00:09:00,322 BECAUSE YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY." 181 00:09:00,496 --> 00:09:03,238 Ben: FOUR THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME. 182 00:09:03,412 --> 00:09:08,243 NUMBER ONE...I AM NOT, NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN, A PLAYER. 183 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:11,376 NUMBER TWO...I'VE NEVER HOOKED UP ONLINE. 184 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:16,207 NUMBER THREE...I MAKE A KILLER PESTO SAUCE. 185 00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:19,776 - "NUMBER FOUR... I BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE." 186 00:09:19,950 --> 00:09:22,910 HMM. THANKS FOR SHOWING THIS TO ME. 187 00:09:23,084 --> 00:09:24,781 - YEAH, WELL, AT FIRST I WASN'T GONNA SHOW ANYBODY, 188 00:09:24,955 --> 00:09:27,044 BUT... WHAT DO YOU THINK? 189 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:29,394 - WELL, I... 190 00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:31,701 THINK EITHER HE'S THE GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD 191 00:09:31,875 --> 00:09:33,181 OR BIG TROUBLE. 192 00:09:33,355 --> 00:09:35,400 - YEAH. FORGET IT. 193 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:37,751 I AM NOT WRITING HIM BACK. 194 00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:39,491 - DID I SAY THAT? 195 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:41,276 - LADIES, THE SUPERLA FITNESS MEETING HAS BEEN PUSHED UP. 196 00:09:41,450 --> 00:09:44,409 AND WE'VE GOT CHANGES. 197 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,150 [sniffs] AND... 198 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:48,283 WHAT IS THAT FRAGRANCE? 199 00:09:48,457 --> 00:09:50,198 - IT'S CALLED "I'M YOUR BOSS, I'M MARRIED, 200 00:09:50,372 --> 00:09:51,547 "I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER, 201 00:09:51,721 --> 00:09:53,331 AND YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER." 202 00:09:53,505 --> 00:09:56,073 - [laughs] NOW, HOW DO THEY FIT ALL THAT IN THE BOTTLE? 203 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,736 - HEY, RYAN, THINK FAST! 204 00:10:12,220 --> 00:10:14,178 AH! GET THAT DOWN! 205 00:10:14,352 --> 00:10:15,266 GIVE ME SOME, MAN! AH! 206 00:10:15,440 --> 00:10:17,268 WHAT'S UP? YO, BABY. 207 00:10:17,442 --> 00:10:21,838 GET ME A COFFEE, LIGHT, TWO SUGARS. 208 00:10:22,012 --> 00:10:24,101 AH, NEVER MIND. I'LL GET IT MYSELF. 209 00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:29,324 - WELL, I GUESS WE KNOW HE'S NOT MY SECRET ADMIRER. 210 00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,631 - YEAH. BUT WHO IS? 211 00:10:37,506 --> 00:10:38,855 - THOSE ARE GORGEOUS. 212 00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:41,466 ARE THEY YOURS? - SOMEONE JUST SENT THEM. 213 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:43,599 NO NOTE OR ANYTHING. IT'S PROBABLY A MISTAKE. 214 00:10:43,773 --> 00:10:46,123 - WELL, MAYBE YOU HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER. 215 00:10:46,297 --> 00:10:47,168 - OH, MY GOSH. 216 00:10:47,342 --> 00:10:49,257 THAT'D BE SO ROMANTIC! 217 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,435 - AND YOU WOULDN'T WORRY THAT THEY WERE WEIRD OR... 218 00:10:53,609 --> 00:10:55,437 - WHAT? AND RUIN ALL THE FUN? 219 00:10:55,611 --> 00:10:57,265 [telephone rings] GAME 1. 220 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:02,096 YEAH. OKAY. 221 00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:37,000 - DO I KNOW YOU? 222 00:11:43,050 --> 00:11:45,226 [mouse clicks] [electronic tone] 223 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:46,488 [electronic chime] 224 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:54,888 - HA HA HA HA HA! 225 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,454 HA HO! 226 00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,283 COLLIN. IT'S HER. IT'S HER. 227 00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:01,285 SHE WROTE. SHE WRITES! 228 00:12:01,459 --> 00:12:03,113 SHE HAS WRITTEN ME! 229 00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:05,942 - NO...WAY. - YES, WAY. 230 00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,248 - WHAT'D SHE SAY? - I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T-- 231 00:12:07,422 --> 00:12:09,206 I DIDN'T OPEN IT YET. 232 00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:11,339 - WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' FOR? OPEN IT. 233 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:12,514 - OKAY, LET'S--LET'S-- LET'S, UH... 234 00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:18,041 - "DO I KNOW YOU?" 235 00:12:18,215 --> 00:12:20,304 THAT'S IT? 236 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:22,437 - WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 237 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,961 I MEAN, THAT--THAT'S A-- THAT'S A VERY VALID QUESTION. 238 00:12:25,135 --> 00:12:27,137 - IT'S NOT EXACTLY BURSTING WITH ENTHUSIASM. 239 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:28,399 - OKAY. BUT IT'S A START. 240 00:12:31,707 --> 00:12:34,318 - TELL ME YOU'RE NOT ALREADY ANSWERING HER. 241 00:12:34,492 --> 00:12:36,930 - THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING. 242 00:12:37,104 --> 00:12:40,324 [thinking] NO, BUT I'M FASCINATED BY YOU. 243 00:12:40,498 --> 00:12:44,372 ISN'T THAT A GREAT PLACE TO START? 244 00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,243 NOW...THE SOONER SHE GETS TO KNOW THE REAL ME, 245 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:47,244 THE BETTER. 246 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:53,642 - [thinking] "NO, BUT I'M FASCINATED BY YOU. 247 00:12:53,816 --> 00:12:56,253 ISN'T THAT A GREAT PLACE TO START?" 248 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:58,081 [click, electronic tone] 249 00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:14,141 [peaceful piano music] 250 00:13:14,315 --> 00:13:22,149 ♪ 251 00:14:18,770 --> 00:14:20,816 - "AND FIVE REASONS WHY I AM." 252 00:14:20,990 --> 00:14:22,383 LISTEN TO THIS, LISTEN TO THIS, LISTEN TO THIS. 253 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:25,560 "NUMBER FIVE...BECAUSE I'VE NEVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER, 254 00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,215 AND I'M CHOOSING TO BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE PSYCHO." 255 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,826 - HER FIRST MISTAKE. 256 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,610 - SHE'S IRREVERENT. I LOVE THAT. 257 00:14:32,784 --> 00:14:34,612 "NUMBER FOUR...BECAUSE I COULD EAT MY BODY WEIGHT 258 00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:39,443 "IN GOOD PESTO SAUCE. 259 00:14:39,617 --> 00:14:41,402 NUMBER THREE...BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS." 260 00:14:41,576 --> 00:14:44,231 OH, THIS IS GOOD. THIS--THIS IS A GOOD ONE. 261 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:47,277 "NUMBER TWO...BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE." 262 00:14:47,451 --> 00:14:49,889 - WHAT'S NUMBER ONE? 263 00:14:50,063 --> 00:14:51,499 - "NUMBER ONE... BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO THINK 264 00:14:51,673 --> 00:14:54,197 THAT I ALSO BELIEVE... IN TRUE LOVE." 265 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:59,246 - BULL'S-EYE! - YEAH, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 266 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:01,509 HANG ON. 267 00:15:03,859 --> 00:15:06,296 "BUT THE FACT REMAINS... 268 00:15:06,470 --> 00:15:08,472 "THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE 269 00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,387 "OR EVEN WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, A DISTINCT DISADVANTAGE, 270 00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,476 "CONSIDERING YOU SEEM TO KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM. 271 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:14,565 FRANKLY, IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY." 272 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,219 - WELL, IT IS. 273 00:15:16,393 --> 00:15:17,438 - MAYBE I SHOULD SEND HER A PICTURE. 274 00:15:17,612 --> 00:15:19,440 - NO. NO, NO PICTURES. 275 00:15:19,614 --> 00:15:20,745 IF THIS THING GOES SOUTH 276 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,573 AND SHE RECOGNIZES YOU ON THE STREET, 277 00:15:22,747 --> 00:15:24,401 SHE'S GONNA PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT. 278 00:15:26,490 --> 00:15:28,492 - THAT'S A GOOD POINT. - MM-HMM. 279 00:15:28,666 --> 00:15:30,668 - THEN SHE CONCLUDES WITH, "AND WHILE I'M DEFINITELY 280 00:15:30,842 --> 00:15:32,496 "NOT COMFORTABLE MEETING IN PERSON, 281 00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,717 I MAY BE OPEN TO GETTING TO KNOW YOU BETTER THROUGH WORDS." 282 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:40,591 WAY BEFORE THERE WAS C ANDERSON, 283 00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:44,552 ACTUALLY, WAY, WAY BEFORE THERE WAS YOU, 284 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:48,164 THERE WAS MY FIRST MAJOR CRUSH...MISS JACKSON, 285 00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:49,731 MY SIXTH GRADE TEACHER. 286 00:15:49,905 --> 00:15:52,516 - HEY! HEAR THE BIG NEWS? - OH... 287 00:15:52,690 --> 00:15:54,518 VAL. [laughs] 288 00:15:54,692 --> 00:15:56,607 - ARE YOU AND CYBER GUY... 289 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,783 - A LITTLE BIT. 290 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,394 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 291 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:01,569 - TELL ME EVERYTHING. [chuckles] 292 00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,310 - SO WHAT'S THE BIG NEWS? 293 00:16:03,484 --> 00:16:05,268 - WELL-- - HOWDY, NEIGHBOR. 294 00:16:05,442 --> 00:16:07,401 - CHLOE GOT PROMOTED TO COORDINATOR. 295 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:09,751 SEEMS LIKE JIM LIKES SOME OF HER MARKETING IDEAS. 296 00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:11,231 - IS THIS THE EXTRA CREDIT THING? 297 00:16:11,405 --> 00:16:12,580 - CRAZY, HUH? 298 00:16:12,754 --> 00:16:14,451 - CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MUST BE THRILLED. 299 00:16:14,625 --> 00:16:16,758 - AND SHOCKED. AND A LITTLE OVERWHELMED. 300 00:16:16,932 --> 00:16:18,847 BUT...WHATEVER. I'M READY TO DIVE IN. 301 00:16:19,021 --> 00:16:20,501 - DON'T FORGET, CHLOE. ANYTHING YOU NEED... 302 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:21,763 JUST ASK CHARLEY HORSE. 303 00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:24,244 SHE'S OUR GO-TO GAL AROUND HERE. 304 00:16:24,418 --> 00:16:26,376 NOW, ON A DIFFERENT NOTE, YOU AND I, 305 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:28,248 PROMOTIONAL LUNCH, 1:00? WHAT DO YOU SAY? 306 00:16:28,422 --> 00:16:29,597 - YEAH. 307 00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:31,294 - ALL RIGHT! 308 00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:32,469 ALL RIGHT! SHE'S GOIN' OUT WITH ME! 309 00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:38,127 - HEY, YOUR LAUNDRY IS DONE, KIDDO. 310 00:16:38,301 --> 00:16:39,563 COME GET IT. 311 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,435 AH. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT, RIGHT? 312 00:16:41,609 --> 00:16:43,089 - MM-HMM. 313 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,540 YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE WITH THE TEACHER CRUSH. 314 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:03,892 MINE WAS MY EIGHTH GRADE MATH TEACHER, MR. DUNCAN. 315 00:17:04,066 --> 00:17:08,505 ONLY ONE WORD COULD DESCRIBE HIM...PERFECT. 316 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:12,161 TURNS OUT ANOTHER WORD COULD ALSO DESCRIBE HIM-- 317 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,598 SHOPLIFTER. 318 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:18,254 - MY BEST FRIEND IS MY DOG BOWIE, 319 00:17:18,428 --> 00:17:20,387 AFTER DAVID, OF COURSE. 320 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:23,346 AND HE HAS ONE BLUE EYE AND ONE BROWN EYE. 321 00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:27,524 - MY WEIRDEST JOB... 322 00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:32,268 - I'VE HAD MORE WOMEN IN MY LIFE THAN MOST. 323 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,183 - I WAS A CHILD SUPERSTAR... 324 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:36,316 IN MY MIND. 325 00:17:36,490 --> 00:17:38,187 - I WAS A STAR ATHLETE... 326 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:41,147 NOT. 327 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,192 DESSERT. I LOVE PIE. 328 00:17:43,366 --> 00:17:45,194 YOU? 329 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,327 - WHO DOESN'T LOVE PIE? 330 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:52,419 - WHO'S A GENIUS? OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 331 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,247 I'M A GENIUS. - OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 332 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:55,683 YOURS...WERE ALMOST AS GOOD AS MINE. 333 00:17:55,857 --> 00:17:57,772 [laughs] 334 00:17:57,946 --> 00:17:59,426 WHAT JUMPSTARTED YOUR CREATIVE ENGINE? 335 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:02,298 OH, YEAH! THE "E-LATIONSHIP." 336 00:18:02,472 --> 00:18:03,517 - ELATION'S RIGHT. THIS WILL BE PRIORITY. 337 00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:05,562 THANK YOU. - TWO OF THOSE. 338 00:18:12,221 --> 00:18:13,396 - FOR YOU. 339 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,658 - UH... 340 00:18:14,832 --> 00:18:17,270 FOR ME? FROM WHO? 341 00:18:17,444 --> 00:18:18,619 - YOUR SECRET ADMIRER. 342 00:18:18,793 --> 00:18:20,403 AKA, ME. 343 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,231 IT'S JUST A SMALL THANK YOU 344 00:18:22,405 --> 00:18:23,667 FOR HELPING ME EDIT MY PROPOSAL. 345 00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:27,323 - OH. WELL, THANK YOU, CHLOE. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 346 00:18:27,497 --> 00:18:29,412 - YOU LOOKED FREAKED THERE FOR A SECOND. 347 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,545 IT'S THE WHOLE SECRET ADMIRER CONCEPT, ISN'T IT? 348 00:18:31,719 --> 00:18:34,852 - ACTUALLY, I KIND OF HAVE ONE. 349 00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:37,246 I MEAN, IT'S NOTHING. WE'RE JUST EXCHANGING EMAILS. 350 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:38,639 - CHARLEY, THAT'S SO EXCITING! 351 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:40,293 ARE YOU GUYS GONNA MEET? 352 00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:43,122 - UH...NO! 353 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:44,688 GOSH, NO. 354 00:18:44,862 --> 00:18:46,690 I MEAN, UH...NOT YET. 355 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:49,215 IF...EVER. 356 00:18:49,389 --> 00:18:51,130 UM... 357 00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:52,609 I DON'T KNOW. 358 00:18:56,483 --> 00:18:58,398 - LISTEN, I'M HAVING THIS LITTLE DINNER PARTY 359 00:18:58,572 --> 00:18:59,486 SATURDAY NIGHT AT MY HOUSE. 360 00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,618 YOU SHOULD COME. 361 00:19:01,792 --> 00:19:03,664 THERE'LL BE SOME CUTE GUYS THERE. 362 00:19:03,838 --> 00:19:06,145 - UH, ACTUALLY... 363 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:09,539 MY BABYSITTER IS OUT OF TOWN THIS WEEKEND, SO-- 364 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:10,758 - DON'T YOU REMEMBER THAT LUKE HAS A SLEEPOVER 365 00:19:10,932 --> 00:19:13,587 WITH THE BOYS ON SATURDAY? 366 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:16,503 - SINCE WHEN IS THERE A SLEEPOVER? 367 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:18,287 - SINCE RIGHT NOW. SHE'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON. 368 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,636 - SUPER! 369 00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:24,554 - RUSTY LEFT YEARS AGO. 370 00:19:24,728 --> 00:19:26,165 IT'S TIME TO GET BACK OUT THERE, DON'T YOU THINK? 371 00:19:26,339 --> 00:19:27,818 - [scoffs] 372 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,432 - NOW, DUDE, I KNOW I'VE BEEN SORT OF RAGGING ON YOU 373 00:19:32,606 --> 00:19:34,521 ON THIS WHOLE C ANDERSON EXPERIMENT, 374 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:35,522 BUT HOW'S IT GOING? 375 00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:37,524 - VERY ROMANTIC. 376 00:19:37,698 --> 00:19:40,396 WE'VE BEEN EXCHANGING STORIES BACK AND FORTH. 377 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:42,485 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 378 00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,139 - IT'S WEIRD BUT COOL. 379 00:19:44,313 --> 00:19:46,097 - TO BE HONEST, SHE COMES ACROSS 380 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:47,490 A LOT DIFFERENT THAN SHE LOOKS. 381 00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:51,102 - MM. YEAH? HOW? 382 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:53,496 - FUNNIER. MORE DOWN TO EARTH. 383 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,455 LIKE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE 384 00:19:55,629 --> 00:19:57,587 THAT HAS NO IDEA HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE. 385 00:19:57,761 --> 00:20:00,199 - HOPEFULLY YOU COME OFF DIFFERENT THAN YOU LOOK TOO. 386 00:20:00,373 --> 00:20:01,504 - [laughs] 387 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,680 AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO STRANGE? 388 00:20:03,854 --> 00:20:05,639 EVER SINCE THIS WHOLE THING STARTED, 389 00:20:05,813 --> 00:20:07,858 EVERY TIME I'M OUT, I FEEL LIKE I SEE HER. 390 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,688 - OH, MARGARITAS! 391 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:15,475 - THAT REALLY IS HER. 392 00:20:15,649 --> 00:20:17,172 - TELL ME SHE DOESN'T SEE ME, PLEASE. 393 00:20:17,346 --> 00:20:18,042 I DON'T WANT HER TO THINK I'M A STALKER. 394 00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:19,827 - WOULD YOU GET A GRIP? 395 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,872 SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, REMEMBER? 396 00:20:22,046 --> 00:20:24,658 - THAT'S RIGHT. SHE DOESN'T, DOES SHE? 397 00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,355 I CAN WALK RIGHT UP TO HER, STARE HER RIGHT IN THE EYE, 398 00:20:26,529 --> 00:20:28,531 AND SHE'D HAVE NO IDEA IT WAS ME. 399 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:32,231 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I DON'T KNOW. 400 00:20:32,405 --> 00:20:34,102 I DON'T KNOW. - DO YOU WANNA BLOW YOUR COVER? 401 00:20:34,276 --> 00:20:36,104 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU-- YOU WILL. 402 00:20:36,278 --> 00:20:38,585 BESIDES, IS THIS HOW OR WHERE 403 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:40,978 YOU WANT YOUR ANGEL TO MEET HER SOUL MATE? 404 00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:44,417 - YEAH. 405 00:20:44,591 --> 00:20:45,331 YOU KNOW, AS A MATTER OF FACT, LET'S... 406 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:46,549 LET'S JUST GET OUTTA HERE. 407 00:20:46,723 --> 00:20:47,637 LET'S GO SI-- 408 00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,639 OH, I'M SO SORRY! 409 00:20:49,813 --> 00:20:51,032 OH, MY GOSH! - [laughing] THAT IS... 410 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:52,468 - OH, MY--I'M SO-- 411 00:20:52,642 --> 00:20:55,384 I'M SO SORRY, I-- 412 00:20:55,558 --> 00:20:56,559 I WILL PAY FOR YOUR DRY CLEANING 413 00:20:56,733 --> 00:20:58,779 OR AT LEAST BUY YOU ANOTHER SHIRT. 414 00:20:58,953 --> 00:21:00,433 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. - LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK. 415 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:01,390 I MEAN... - YOU KNOW, HOW 'BOUT... 416 00:21:01,564 --> 00:21:03,610 COFFEE? 417 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:04,872 YOU KNOW, TOMORROW. 418 00:21:06,613 --> 00:21:08,441 - I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. 419 00:21:08,615 --> 00:21:10,921 - BUT WE WOULD GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 420 00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:12,749 OVER COFFEE. 421 00:21:17,406 --> 00:21:18,581 - UM... 422 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,627 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'M, UM... 423 00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,672 I'M HAVING SOME FRIENDS OVER SATURDAY NIGHT. 424 00:21:22,846 --> 00:21:25,675 STOP BY IF YOU WANT. 425 00:21:25,849 --> 00:21:26,763 - I WOULD LOVE TO. 426 00:21:35,946 --> 00:21:37,557 I'M BEN MARTIN. 427 00:21:37,731 --> 00:21:38,993 - SEE YOU SATURDAY NIGHT, BEN MARTIN. 428 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,517 - I LOOK FORWARD TO IT. 429 00:21:41,691 --> 00:21:43,650 IT'S NICE MEETING YOU. 430 00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:46,653 - I'M SORRY. - THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. 431 00:21:46,827 --> 00:21:47,697 LITTLE CHILLY, BUT IT'S OKAY. 432 00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:50,396 NICE MEETING YOU. 433 00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:52,485 IT'S GETTING INTERESTING. 434 00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,966 - THAT WAS DIFFERENT. [both giggle] 435 00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:01,581 [dance music plays] 436 00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:05,846 ♪ 437 00:22:06,020 --> 00:22:10,024 [background chatter] 438 00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:14,245 - IS NATALIE HERE? 439 00:22:14,420 --> 00:22:16,204 - YEAH! YEAH, SHE'S GONNA BE HERE LATER. 440 00:22:16,378 --> 00:22:19,076 - CHARLEY! YOU MADE IT! 441 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:21,035 [laughs] 442 00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:21,992 AND YOU BROUGHT A...PIE. 443 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:24,168 - YEAH. SORRY. 444 00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,562 I DIDN'T REALIZE... WOW! WHAT A PARTY. 445 00:22:26,736 --> 00:22:28,608 - RIGHT. WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 446 00:22:32,351 --> 00:22:34,091 - WHAT'S THIS? - OKAY, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS. 447 00:22:34,265 --> 00:22:35,484 WOMEN GET LOCKS, MEN GET KEYS. 448 00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:37,181 IF THEY'RE A FIT, IT'S A MATCH. 449 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,358 OR WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE. 450 00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:42,752 - CHLOE THROWS THE MOST AMAZING THEME PARTIES. 451 00:22:42,926 --> 00:22:43,971 MM-HMM. I WILL TAKE THAT. 452 00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:44,972 - THANKS. 453 00:22:48,018 --> 00:22:49,672 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS WAS A SINGLES PARTY. 454 00:22:49,846 --> 00:22:51,152 - WOULD YOU HAVE COME IF I DID? 455 00:22:52,849 --> 00:22:53,850 - UM... 456 00:22:56,853 --> 00:22:58,028 - SHE BROUGHT A PIE. 457 00:22:58,202 --> 00:23:00,335 [both laugh] 458 00:23:00,509 --> 00:23:03,294 - WHAT A HOUSE, HUH? HOW DO YOU... 459 00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:05,209 - OH, MY COUSIN. WELL, SECOND COUSIN. 460 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:06,472 HE'S WORKING IN LONDON FOR THE YEAR, 461 00:23:06,646 --> 00:23:08,212 AND HE ASKED ME TO HOUSE-SIT. 462 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:09,692 WOULD NOT TAKE A DIME. 463 00:23:09,866 --> 00:23:10,954 AM I LIKE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE? 464 00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:12,042 - [laughs] 465 00:23:12,216 --> 00:23:13,479 - HEY. - HI! 466 00:23:15,785 --> 00:23:18,092 - MAY I? - OF COURSE. OF COURSE. 467 00:23:18,266 --> 00:23:19,485 MINGLE! 468 00:23:19,659 --> 00:23:21,574 - OKAY. 469 00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,184 - OH...TOO BAD. 470 00:23:23,358 --> 00:23:24,707 I'M SORRY. 471 00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:30,191 WISH IT LUCK. WISH IT LUCK. 472 00:23:30,365 --> 00:23:31,627 NO. NO. 473 00:23:31,801 --> 00:23:33,412 SORRY. 474 00:23:41,376 --> 00:23:43,247 - WHAT IS THIS, NATIONAL PIE DAY? 475 00:23:43,422 --> 00:23:45,511 WHO TOLD THESE PEOPLE TO BRING PIES? 476 00:23:56,260 --> 00:23:58,349 - OH! - OH! 477 00:23:58,524 --> 00:23:59,568 - OH, MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL GET IT. 478 00:23:59,742 --> 00:24:03,180 - CHLOE? 479 00:24:03,354 --> 00:24:05,226 CHLOE. HEY... [laughs] 480 00:24:05,400 --> 00:24:07,794 IT'S BEN. BEN. 481 00:24:07,968 --> 00:24:10,405 BEN...BEN MAR-MARTIN. 482 00:24:10,579 --> 00:24:12,189 - RIGHT! 483 00:24:12,363 --> 00:24:14,104 THE GUY WHO WORE MY MARGARITA. 484 00:24:14,278 --> 00:24:15,149 - YES! I WORE YOUR MARGARITA. 485 00:24:15,323 --> 00:24:17,630 YES. - YEAH. 486 00:24:17,804 --> 00:24:19,806 - I BROUGHT YOU A PIE. 487 00:24:19,980 --> 00:24:21,503 SOMEBODY TOOK IT. 488 00:24:21,677 --> 00:24:23,157 - WOW. 489 00:24:23,331 --> 00:24:25,289 THAT'S THE SECOND PIE TONIGHT, 490 00:24:25,464 --> 00:24:27,074 BUT WHO DOESN'T LIKE PIE, RIGHT? 491 00:24:28,945 --> 00:24:30,730 - YEAH. YEAH. 492 00:24:33,167 --> 00:24:35,212 SO THIS IS A BIT, UH... 493 00:24:35,386 --> 00:24:37,867 LESS INTIMATE THAN I EXPECTED. 494 00:24:38,041 --> 00:24:39,869 - OH, WELL, IT'S A LOCK AND KEY PARTY, 495 00:24:40,043 --> 00:24:42,132 SO THE MORE THE MERRIER. - AH, IT'S A LOCK AND--OH! 496 00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:44,613 OF COURSE IT'S A LOCK AND KEY PARTY. 497 00:24:44,787 --> 00:24:45,919 - UH-HUH. YEAH. 498 00:24:46,093 --> 00:24:47,137 - SHALL WE GET THIS PARTY STARTED-- 499 00:24:47,311 --> 00:24:48,269 - CHLOE! - AAH! 500 00:24:48,443 --> 00:24:50,184 CATCH YOU LATER! - HI! 501 00:24:50,358 --> 00:24:53,404 - OKAY. YEP. 502 00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,494 - HEY! HOW ARE YOU? - HE'S OVER THERE. 503 00:24:58,627 --> 00:24:59,759 - EXCUSE ME. 504 00:25:06,113 --> 00:25:08,289 HAVE YOU EVER... BEEN TO ONE OF THESE? 505 00:25:08,463 --> 00:25:11,248 - NO. CAN'T SAY I'VE HAD THE PLEASURE. 506 00:25:11,422 --> 00:25:12,946 YOU? - I ACTUALLY WENT TO 507 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:15,252 A COLLEGE MIXER FOR HALLOWEEN ONE YEAR 508 00:25:15,426 --> 00:25:17,341 WHERE YOU HAD TO DRESS UP AS YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN UTENSIL. 509 00:25:17,516 --> 00:25:19,256 [laughing] I DON'T REALLY GUESS 510 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:21,128 THAT COUNTS, THOUGH, DOES IT? 511 00:25:21,302 --> 00:25:23,652 HI. I'M BEN. [glasses clink] 512 00:25:23,826 --> 00:25:25,524 AND I HAVE LOOKED STUPID PLENTY OF TIMES. 513 00:25:25,698 --> 00:25:27,308 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 514 00:25:27,482 --> 00:25:29,266 I PROBABLY LOOK PRETTY STUPID RIGHT NOW. 515 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:32,139 - I'M CHARLEY, AND IF ANYBODY LOOKS STUPID RIGHT NOW, 516 00:25:32,313 --> 00:25:33,662 IT'S PROBABLY ME. 517 00:25:33,836 --> 00:25:36,186 I BROUGHT A PIE. 518 00:25:39,407 --> 00:25:42,410 - I BROUGHT A PIE! I'M NOT KIDDING! 519 00:25:42,584 --> 00:25:43,585 I BROUGHT A PIE HERE TONIGHT! 520 00:25:43,759 --> 00:25:45,979 - REALLY? - YES! 521 00:25:46,153 --> 00:25:49,373 WOW. AND YOU DON'T LOOK STUPID AT ALL. 522 00:25:49,548 --> 00:25:50,374 QUITE THE CONTRARY, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 523 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:51,811 YOU LOOK...VERY NICE. 524 00:25:51,985 --> 00:25:53,377 - THANK YOU. 525 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:56,163 - OOPS. SORRY, SORRY. 526 00:25:56,337 --> 00:25:58,252 - BUT YOU ARE CLEARLY VERY DRUNK. 527 00:25:58,426 --> 00:26:00,297 - [chuckling] NO, I'M... 528 00:26:00,471 --> 00:26:01,951 IF I WAS DRUNK, TRUST ME, 529 00:26:02,125 --> 00:26:04,301 I WOULD BE STANDING ON A TABLE HUMILIATING MYSELF 530 00:26:04,475 --> 00:26:06,129 SINGING SOME OLD, UNRECOGNIZABLE SONG 531 00:26:06,303 --> 00:26:07,522 AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. 532 00:26:07,696 --> 00:26:10,873 - LIKE WHAT? - I WOULD PROBABLY 533 00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:14,747 BE SINGING YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY YOU LOVE MEBY DUSTY-- 534 00:26:14,921 --> 00:26:16,270 - DUSTY SPRINGFIELD. I LOVE DUSTY. 535 00:26:16,444 --> 00:26:18,228 - SERIOUSLY, THAT--THAT-- THAT'S CRAZY. 536 00:26:18,402 --> 00:26:21,275 IN MY OPINION, DUSTY IN MEMPHIS 537 00:26:21,449 --> 00:26:23,146 IS PROBABLY THE-- - THE BEST RECORD EVER MADE. 538 00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,626 - YES! 539 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:25,801 [clink] YES! 540 00:26:25,975 --> 00:26:28,238 SO ARE--ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH CHLOE? 541 00:26:28,412 --> 00:26:30,110 - UH, YEAH. WE WORK TOGETHER. 542 00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:31,415 - OH. - YOU? 543 00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:34,331 - UH, WELL... IF I'M BEING HONEST, 544 00:26:34,505 --> 00:26:37,247 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT TONIGHT WAS GONNA BE OUR FIRST DATE. 545 00:26:37,421 --> 00:26:40,381 - I THINK TONIGHT IS SUPPOSED TO BE 546 00:26:40,555 --> 00:26:43,819 A LOT OF PEOPLE'S FIRST DATE. - NO, A PROPER DATE. 547 00:26:43,993 --> 00:26:46,169 WITH A BEGINNING, A MIDDLE, AND AN END. 548 00:26:46,343 --> 00:26:47,780 - WELL, THE NIGHT IS YOUNG. 549 00:26:47,954 --> 00:26:50,173 IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT STILL GET AN END. 550 00:26:50,347 --> 00:26:51,610 - HEY, YOU TWO. - HEY! 551 00:26:51,784 --> 00:26:53,350 - HAVING FUN? 552 00:26:53,524 --> 00:26:56,310 - YEAH. WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT DUSTY SPRINGFIELD. 553 00:26:56,484 --> 00:26:58,094 - OH! OH, IS THAT A NEW AIR FRESHENER? 554 00:27:00,967 --> 00:27:02,229 - NO... - NO. 555 00:27:02,403 --> 00:27:04,187 - ARE YOU--ARE YOU HAVING FUN? 556 00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:05,885 - OH, I ALWAYS HAVE FUN. - YEAH. 557 00:27:06,059 --> 00:27:07,538 - EVEN THOUGH NO ONE'S KEY'S OPENED MY LOCK YET. 558 00:27:07,713 --> 00:27:11,151 WANNA TRY IT? - YES, I WILL... 559 00:27:11,325 --> 00:27:12,805 GIVE THAT A SHOT... 560 00:27:12,979 --> 00:27:14,633 AND SEE... 561 00:27:14,807 --> 00:27:16,199 - YEAH...NO. 562 00:27:16,373 --> 00:27:17,200 - IT'S JUST--HANG ON. 563 00:27:17,374 --> 00:27:18,724 NO. - NO. 564 00:27:18,898 --> 00:27:20,116 I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA WORK. 565 00:27:20,290 --> 00:27:22,118 - YEP. NO. 566 00:27:22,292 --> 00:27:23,424 - HAVE YOU TWO TRIED? 567 00:27:25,426 --> 00:27:26,514 - NO. - NO, WE HAVEN'T, ACTUALLY. 568 00:27:26,688 --> 00:27:28,298 WE DIDN'T-- - COME ON. 569 00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:30,213 DON'T BE--DON'T BE SHY. 570 00:27:30,387 --> 00:27:32,651 - OKAY. - WANNA...GIVE IT A SHOT? 571 00:27:32,825 --> 00:27:34,130 LET'S SEE. 572 00:27:34,304 --> 00:27:35,654 AND... 573 00:27:35,828 --> 00:27:37,220 [click] - [gasps] 574 00:27:37,394 --> 00:27:39,005 IT FITS! - OKAY. 575 00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:41,050 - WHOO! EVERYONE, WE HAVE OUR FIRST FITTING COUPLE! 576 00:27:41,224 --> 00:27:43,183 HA HA! PICTURE TIME. 577 00:27:43,357 --> 00:27:45,228 - OKAY. - IT'S THE RULES. 578 00:27:45,402 --> 00:27:47,274 - YEP. - CLOSER. 579 00:27:47,448 --> 00:27:50,233 - WOW. - CLOSER, CLOSER. 580 00:27:50,407 --> 00:27:51,800 BIGGER SMILES, YOU TWO! 581 00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:53,802 - OKAY. 582 00:27:53,976 --> 00:27:55,543 - EXCELLENT. 583 00:27:55,717 --> 00:27:57,371 ABBY WILL EMAIL IT TO YOU BOTH. 584 00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:58,938 - OKAY. - JUST MAKE SURE I GET 585 00:27:59,112 --> 00:28:00,287 YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSES BEFORE YOU LEAVE. 586 00:28:00,461 --> 00:28:02,506 - WILL DO. - OKAY, GANG. 587 00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:04,465 LET'S SEE WHO ELSE IS MEANT FOR EACH OTHER. 588 00:28:07,207 --> 00:28:09,165 - OKAY. SO WHAT NOW? 589 00:28:09,339 --> 00:28:10,514 - PIE? 590 00:28:10,689 --> 00:28:12,125 - WE SHOULD HAVE PIE, SHOULDN'T WE? 591 00:28:12,299 --> 00:28:13,387 NO ONE'S GONNA EAT OUR PIE. 592 00:28:13,561 --> 00:28:16,172 WE SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE A SLICE, RIGHT? 593 00:28:16,346 --> 00:28:19,219 - YEAH, ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA...TAKE OFF. 594 00:28:19,393 --> 00:28:22,004 BUT YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND AND GET TO KNOW CHLOE. 595 00:28:24,441 --> 00:28:26,313 - WELL, IN THAT CASE, CHARLEY, IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 596 00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:28,228 IT WAS. 597 00:28:28,402 --> 00:28:29,490 BUT IT WA--IT WAS NICE. 598 00:28:29,664 --> 00:28:33,059 - YOU SEEM LIKE A... A GOOD GUY, BEN. 599 00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:36,149 SO, UM...HERE. 600 00:28:36,323 --> 00:28:38,368 STAY THAT WAY. 601 00:28:38,542 --> 00:28:39,848 - THANK YOU. 602 00:28:50,206 --> 00:28:53,035 - HEY, YOU. 603 00:28:53,209 --> 00:28:54,907 DID YOU HAVE FUN? - WE PLAYED GUITAR HERO 604 00:28:55,081 --> 00:28:56,212 AND HAD THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF PIZZAS. 605 00:28:56,386 --> 00:28:58,171 - WOW. 606 00:28:58,345 --> 00:28:59,520 HEY, GUYS. - COME ON! 607 00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:02,392 - THANKS FOR THE ASSIST, VAL. - OH, HONEY, 608 00:29:02,566 --> 00:29:04,699 ANYTHING TO GET YOUR LOVE LIFE OUT OF NEUTRAL. 609 00:29:04,873 --> 00:29:07,180 - MM. - SO HOW WAS THE LITTLE SOIREE? 610 00:29:07,354 --> 00:29:09,095 - NOT SO LITTLE. 611 00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:10,661 IT WAS A SINGLES PARTY 612 00:29:10,836 --> 00:29:13,229 FOR 300 OF CHLOE'S CLOSEST FRIENDS. 613 00:29:13,403 --> 00:29:15,536 - OH! HA HA! - SO BASICALLY, IT WAS TORTURE. 614 00:29:15,710 --> 00:29:18,669 THOUGH THERE WAS THIS LOCK AND KEY THEME, 615 00:29:18,844 --> 00:29:21,629 WHICH I GUESS WAS AN OKAY ICEBREAKER. 616 00:29:21,803 --> 00:29:24,458 - ANYBODY OKAY BREAK YOUR ICE? 617 00:29:24,632 --> 00:29:27,548 - NO, NOT REALLY. 618 00:29:27,722 --> 00:29:29,855 - CHARLEY... 619 00:29:31,508 --> 00:29:34,729 - WELL, THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY, BEN, 620 00:29:34,903 --> 00:29:37,558 BUT HE'S ALL GAGA FOR CHLOE, SO... 621 00:29:37,732 --> 00:29:39,778 - AT LEAST YOU MET ONCE DECENT GUY. 622 00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:42,215 THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU HOPE. - MM-HMM. 623 00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:43,433 - WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS YOUR EMAIL FELLA. 624 00:29:43,607 --> 00:29:45,348 - YES. 625 00:29:45,522 --> 00:29:47,481 - [laughs] BOYS, COME ON. 626 00:29:47,655 --> 00:29:50,266 - MOM? MOM, I DON'T WANNA GO. 627 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,400 - CAN WE STAY A LITTLE LONGER? - THANKS AGAIN. 628 00:29:53,574 --> 00:29:55,402 - OUR PLEASURE. SEE YOU LATER. 629 00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:12,288 - [chuckles] 630 00:30:15,770 --> 00:30:17,990 - [thinking] WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? 631 00:30:19,513 --> 00:30:21,123 [electronic tone] 632 00:30:30,437 --> 00:30:34,310 - BIG PARTY. 633 00:30:36,617 --> 00:30:38,749 [electronic tone] 634 00:30:38,924 --> 00:30:41,970 - WELL, DID YOU MEET ANYONE INTERESTING? 635 00:30:46,322 --> 00:30:49,369 - I'LL NEVER... 636 00:30:49,543 --> 00:30:50,979 TELL. 637 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:57,333 - WELL, I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "YES." 638 00:30:57,507 --> 00:30:59,640 - WHATEVER. YOU KNOW MEN. THEY NEVER CALL... 639 00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:01,207 JUST EMAIL. 640 00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:03,339 - MAYBE... 641 00:31:03,513 --> 00:31:05,341 YOU'LL BE SURPRISED. 642 00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:10,607 [telephone rings] 643 00:31:10,781 --> 00:31:12,566 - GAME 1. 644 00:31:12,740 --> 00:31:14,698 - CHLOE? - NO, THIS IS CHARLEY. 645 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,352 CHLOE'S IN A MEETING. CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE? 646 00:31:16,526 --> 00:31:18,441 - CHARLEY AS IN... "I BROUGHT A PIE" CHARLEY? 647 00:31:18,615 --> 00:31:20,052 - BEN? 648 00:31:20,226 --> 00:31:21,662 - [laughs] HEY. 649 00:31:21,836 --> 00:31:23,794 I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU WERE CHLOE'S ASSISTANT. 650 00:31:23,969 --> 00:31:25,971 - I'M NOT. I'M JUST COVERING HER PHONE. 651 00:31:29,888 --> 00:31:31,411 - [ahem] IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT, 652 00:31:31,585 --> 00:31:33,413 I'M JUST GONNA PRY MY FOOT RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH. 653 00:31:33,587 --> 00:31:35,241 - SURE. GO RIGHT AHEAD. 654 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:40,507 - OKAY. I'M BACK. 655 00:31:42,944 --> 00:31:45,686 - SO WHAT DID I MISS AFTER I LEFT THE PARTY? 656 00:31:45,860 --> 00:31:48,428 - JUST MORE OF MY WITTY REPARTEE. 657 00:31:48,602 --> 00:31:50,473 - ANY DRUNKEN SINGING? 658 00:31:50,647 --> 00:31:53,433 - UNFORTUNATELY NOT. I SWITCHED TO 7UP MIDSTREAM. 659 00:31:53,607 --> 00:31:57,611 - SEE? AND I WAS SURE YOU'D END UP TAKING REQUESTS. 660 00:31:57,785 --> 00:32:00,788 - SO THAT'S WHY YOU LEFT, HUH? 661 00:32:00,962 --> 00:32:03,356 - UH...WELL, I'LL TELL CHLOE YOU CALLED. 662 00:32:03,530 --> 00:32:05,271 DOES SHE HAVE YOUR NUMBER? 663 00:32:05,445 --> 00:32:07,316 - I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 664 00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:12,104 IT IS AREA CODE 323-555-0184. 665 00:32:12,278 --> 00:32:13,670 - GOT IT. 666 00:32:13,844 --> 00:32:16,369 - I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON, CHARLEY. 667 00:32:16,543 --> 00:32:18,588 - YEAH, MEN, THEY SAY THEY'LL CALL, AND THEY NEVER DO. 668 00:32:22,288 --> 00:32:23,071 - TAKE CARE, CHARLEY. 669 00:32:25,726 --> 00:32:27,249 - CHARLEY. 670 00:32:30,644 --> 00:32:32,341 CHARLEY, SIT DOWN. 671 00:32:32,515 --> 00:32:35,257 - IS SOMETHING WRONG? 672 00:32:35,431 --> 00:32:37,520 - I'VE BEEN OFFERED A JOB IN CHICAGO. 673 00:32:37,694 --> 00:32:40,436 - CHICAGO? WHAT KIND OF JOB? 674 00:32:40,610 --> 00:32:42,612 - VP OF MARKETING FOR ARGOMONT HOTELS. 675 00:32:42,786 --> 00:32:45,137 - OH, MY GOSH! 676 00:32:45,311 --> 00:32:47,269 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 677 00:32:47,443 --> 00:32:48,836 - I SAID YES. 678 00:32:49,010 --> 00:32:52,448 I LEAVE IN A MONTH. - OH, VAL, CONGRATULATIONS. 679 00:32:53,928 --> 00:32:56,148 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS. 680 00:32:56,322 --> 00:32:57,366 - OH, CHARLEY. 681 00:32:57,540 --> 00:32:59,107 NO... 682 00:32:59,281 --> 00:33:00,152 - SORRY. 683 00:33:00,326 --> 00:33:02,241 SORRY, UH... 684 00:33:02,415 --> 00:33:06,158 IT'S JUST... 685 00:33:06,332 --> 00:33:08,725 WHO AM I GONNA... 686 00:33:08,899 --> 00:33:11,424 COOK MY FAMOUS PESTO LASAGNA FOR? 687 00:33:13,774 --> 00:33:17,256 AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LUKE LOVES THE BOYS AND-- 688 00:33:17,430 --> 00:33:18,822 - IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS, 689 00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,563 YOU'RE NOT LOSING A FRIEND-- YOU'RE GAINING A PROMOTION. 690 00:33:20,737 --> 00:33:23,827 I'M GONNA TALK TO JIM ABOUT YOU THIS AFTERNOON. 691 00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,308 - JIM STILL THINKS I'M AN ASSISTANT. 692 00:33:26,482 --> 00:33:27,701 - JIM THINKS EVERY WOMAN'S AN ASSISTANT. 693 00:33:27,875 --> 00:33:30,225 - [laughs] - YOU KNOW MORE 694 00:33:30,399 --> 00:33:32,184 THAN ANYBODY OUT THERE, INCLUDING JIM. 695 00:33:32,358 --> 00:33:33,620 EVERYBODY KNOWS IT! 696 00:33:33,794 --> 00:33:35,752 I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING, 697 00:33:35,926 --> 00:33:38,277 BUT I'M GONNA DO MY BEST SALES JOB. 698 00:33:38,451 --> 00:33:39,495 - YOU'RE AMAZING. 699 00:33:39,669 --> 00:33:41,323 - MM-HMM. 700 00:33:41,497 --> 00:33:42,672 - BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK THE CHANCES 701 00:33:42,846 --> 00:33:43,847 OF THAT REALLY HAPPENING ARE? 702 00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,459 - WHAT IS MEANT TO BE WILL BE. 703 00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:05,521 [cell phone thuds] 704 00:34:05,695 --> 00:34:07,045 - NOTHING. 705 00:34:10,439 --> 00:34:11,266 [elevator bell dings] - AH! 706 00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:13,268 AH! 707 00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:14,661 SORRY. 708 00:34:14,835 --> 00:34:16,358 I DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT FOR THE ELEVATOR, 709 00:34:16,532 --> 00:34:17,577 AND I'M LATE ENOUGH AS IT IS. 710 00:34:17,751 --> 00:34:19,361 - OH. NO WORRIES. 711 00:34:19,535 --> 00:34:20,710 HEY, WORK PERK ALERT. 712 00:34:20,884 --> 00:34:22,321 I HAVE FLOOR SEATS TO TONIGHT'S GAME. 713 00:34:22,495 --> 00:34:24,627 WANNA GO WITH? 714 00:34:24,801 --> 00:34:26,064 - UH, NO, I ACTUALLY HAVE A DATE WITH LUKE TONIGHT. 715 00:34:26,238 --> 00:34:27,630 - MM. DARN. 716 00:34:27,804 --> 00:34:29,763 EVERYONE I'VE ASKED IS BUSY. 717 00:34:29,937 --> 00:34:31,504 I WAS REALLY HOPING FOR A FUN NIGHT OUT. 718 00:34:31,678 --> 00:34:33,723 - WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE BEN? 719 00:34:35,377 --> 00:34:36,509 - BEN... 720 00:34:36,683 --> 00:34:39,294 BEN! OH, YEAH. 721 00:34:39,468 --> 00:34:41,514 I FORGOT TO CALL HIM BACK. MY BAD. 722 00:34:41,688 --> 00:34:43,603 - YOU CAN MAKE AMENDS WITH BASKETBALL TICKETS. 723 00:34:43,777 --> 00:34:44,691 [elevator bell dings] 724 00:35:00,402 --> 00:35:02,404 - HELLO...LUKE. 725 00:35:04,406 --> 00:35:06,234 UM... 726 00:35:06,408 --> 00:35:07,279 DO YOU WORK HERE? 727 00:35:07,453 --> 00:35:09,368 - I'M SEVEN. 728 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:12,501 - THAT'S IT? - MM-HMM. 729 00:35:12,675 --> 00:35:14,634 - YEAH, THAT'S...PROBABLY NOT ENOUGH TO WORK HERE, IS IT? 730 00:35:14,808 --> 00:35:16,636 WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW 731 00:35:16,810 --> 00:35:18,290 WHERE I COULD FIND CHLOE ANDERSON? 732 00:35:18,464 --> 00:35:20,596 - EVERYONE IS IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 733 00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:25,906 - WHOA! 734 00:35:26,080 --> 00:35:27,429 THAT'S PRETTY COOL. WHAT IS THAT? 735 00:35:27,603 --> 00:35:29,388 - MYSTERY SITE. 736 00:35:29,562 --> 00:35:30,780 - LIKE THE PLACE MYSTERY SITE? 737 00:35:30,954 --> 00:35:32,521 - HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE? 738 00:35:32,695 --> 00:35:34,958 - UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE. 739 00:35:35,133 --> 00:35:36,656 THERE WAS ONE A FEW HOURS FROM WHERE I GREW UP. 740 00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:39,659 I NEVER GOT TO GO. SUPPOSED TO BE AMAZING, THOUGH. 741 00:35:39,833 --> 00:35:43,402 LIKE BALLS ROLL UPHILL, CARS MOVE WITHOUT BEING STARTED. 742 00:35:43,576 --> 00:35:44,664 LIKE THAT SORTA STUFF. - NO WAY! 743 00:35:44,838 --> 00:35:47,536 - YES WAY. - HOW DO THEY DO IT? 744 00:35:47,710 --> 00:35:49,712 - SEE, THAT'S...THE MYSTERY. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT COOL. 745 00:35:49,886 --> 00:35:51,279 - YEAH. - IT'S A MYSTERY. 746 00:35:51,453 --> 00:35:53,455 - MM-HMM. 747 00:35:53,629 --> 00:35:55,240 MY MOM WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME THERE LAST SUMMER. 748 00:35:55,414 --> 00:35:57,372 BUT THEN I GOT CHICKENPOX. 749 00:35:57,546 --> 00:35:59,331 - OOH, CHICKEN POX? 750 00:35:59,505 --> 00:36:00,854 - AND HE'S BEEN OBSESSED WITH THE PLACE 751 00:36:01,028 --> 00:36:03,422 SINCE WE SAW THE BUMPER STICKER FOR IT LAST YEAR. 752 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:05,250 NOW IT'S LIKE HIS HOLY GRAIL. 753 00:36:05,424 --> 00:36:06,338 - HELLO, CHARLEY. 754 00:36:06,512 --> 00:36:07,600 - HI, BEN. 755 00:36:07,774 --> 00:36:09,384 - SO THAT LITTLE DUDE IS YOURS? 756 00:36:09,558 --> 00:36:11,778 - YEAH, JUST FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS, 757 00:36:11,952 --> 00:36:13,475 SO I THINK I'LL KEEP HIM. 758 00:36:13,649 --> 00:36:15,521 - AH. GOOD IDEA. 759 00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:17,523 - MOM. I CAN HEAR YOU. 760 00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:19,742 - I KNOW YOU CAN. 761 00:36:19,916 --> 00:36:22,484 - SHE PROMISED TO TAKE ME TO MYSTERY SITE THIS SUMMER. 762 00:36:22,658 --> 00:36:24,182 YOU WANNA COME? 763 00:36:24,356 --> 00:36:25,270 - [laughs] 764 00:36:25,444 --> 00:36:27,185 - YEAH! 765 00:36:27,359 --> 00:36:29,970 [laughing] YEAH, I'LL GO TO MYSTERY SITE WITH YOU. 766 00:36:30,144 --> 00:36:31,624 OF COURSE! YEAH. I'VE NEVER BEEN. 767 00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:35,758 - HERE. AS A REMINDER. 768 00:36:35,932 --> 00:36:37,412 - OKAY. - YOU'LL LET ME KEEP THIS? 769 00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:38,935 - MM-HMM. - SERIOUS? 770 00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:40,372 - MM-HMM. - OKAY. 771 00:36:40,546 --> 00:36:41,982 - SWEET, DUDE. 772 00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:45,072 RIGHT ON! 773 00:36:45,246 --> 00:36:46,421 THANK YOU, MAN! - YOU'RE WELCOME. 774 00:36:46,595 --> 00:36:50,382 - MOM, CAN I GO PHOTOCOPY MY BUTT? 775 00:36:50,556 --> 00:36:52,340 - HANDS ONLY, BUSTER. 776 00:36:52,514 --> 00:36:54,168 - OKAY. 777 00:36:54,342 --> 00:36:55,778 - YEAH, THAT LIGHT'LL BURN YOUR BUTT. 778 00:36:55,952 --> 00:36:57,040 I TRIED THAT. - [laughs] 779 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,608 UH, YOU KNOW, 780 00:36:59,782 --> 00:37:01,828 YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA MENTION THE MYSTERY SITE AGAIN 781 00:37:02,002 --> 00:37:03,351 OR HE'LL BE ALL OVER YOU. 782 00:37:03,525 --> 00:37:05,135 HE NEVER FORGETS A THING. 783 00:37:05,310 --> 00:37:06,398 - THAT'S OKAY. NEITHER DO I. 784 00:37:06,572 --> 00:37:07,834 - [laughs] 785 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:10,663 OH, AND I BELIEVE SOMEONE OWES ME 786 00:37:10,837 --> 00:37:12,665 A CHORUS OF DUSTY SPRINGFIELD. 787 00:37:12,839 --> 00:37:14,580 BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. 788 00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:16,930 BECAUSE I MAY BUST THAT OUT AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT 789 00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:18,540 AND HUMILIATE MYSELF. 790 00:37:18,714 --> 00:37:21,630 - WHY DO I ALWAYS FIND YOU TWO TOGETHER? 791 00:37:21,804 --> 00:37:24,677 READY FOR SOME HOOP ACTION? - UH, I AM READY. 792 00:37:24,851 --> 00:37:26,548 - YEAH? ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. 793 00:37:26,722 --> 00:37:28,463 - HAVE FUN, GUYS. - OKAY. THANKS. 794 00:37:28,637 --> 00:37:29,725 - BYE. Chloe: BYE! 795 00:37:34,513 --> 00:37:36,863 - LUKE! COME ON. IT'S TIME TO GO. 796 00:38:16,032 --> 00:38:18,296 - THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME. 797 00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:19,601 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR INVITING ME. 798 00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:21,516 - OF COURSE. 799 00:38:21,690 --> 00:38:23,213 - HEY, BEN, YOU TWO READY TO ORDER? 800 00:38:23,388 --> 00:38:25,259 - MM. - I JUST CAN'T DECIDE. 801 00:38:25,433 --> 00:38:26,695 IT'S JUST...MMM. 802 00:38:26,869 --> 00:38:28,567 - SHALL I ORDER FOR US? 803 00:38:28,741 --> 00:38:31,613 - SURE. LET'S SEE HOW PSYCHIC YOU ARE. 804 00:38:31,787 --> 00:38:35,269 - OKAY. 805 00:38:35,443 --> 00:38:38,490 LINGUINI AND CHICKEN WITH EXTRA PESTO SAUCE. 806 00:38:38,664 --> 00:38:41,275 - YUM. PESTO. 807 00:38:41,449 --> 00:38:43,799 UM...BUT NO LINGUINI. JUST THE CHICKEN. 808 00:38:43,973 --> 00:38:46,628 LIGHT ON THE PESTO AND EXTRA VEGGIES, PLEASE. 809 00:38:46,802 --> 00:38:48,282 THANKS. 810 00:38:48,456 --> 00:38:50,458 I'LL JUST HAVE IT THE WAY IT COMES. 811 00:38:50,632 --> 00:38:52,721 THANK YOU. - I'M ON A NO-CARB KICK. 812 00:38:52,895 --> 00:38:54,375 TRYING TO GET BACK INTO A SIZE 2. 813 00:38:54,549 --> 00:38:56,116 - YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT. 814 00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:58,205 YOU'RE PERFECT. - [chuckles] 815 00:38:58,379 --> 00:39:00,599 WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 816 00:39:00,773 --> 00:39:02,992 - I SEE A CHLOE WHO'S BRIGHT... 817 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,516 UM, AMBITIOUS. 818 00:39:04,690 --> 00:39:06,605 VERY CAPABLE. 819 00:39:06,779 --> 00:39:08,998 BUT MOST LIKELY HAS HAD SOME DOORS OPEN TO HER 820 00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:11,566 BECAUSE SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 821 00:39:11,740 --> 00:39:12,959 - GO ON. 822 00:39:13,133 --> 00:39:14,656 - I SEE A CHLOE 823 00:39:14,830 --> 00:39:16,832 THAT, DESPITE HER BEAUTY, 824 00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:18,138 GOOD FORTUNE, AND NUMEROUS FRIENDS, 825 00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:20,749 AT THE END OF THE DAY... 826 00:39:20,923 --> 00:39:23,056 AT THE END OF THE DAY JUST WANTS ONE THING, 827 00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:25,493 AND THAT'S...TRUE LOVE. 828 00:39:25,667 --> 00:39:28,322 BUT THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE 829 00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:31,369 IS A LITTLE MORE DIFFICULT TO FIND THAN SHE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT 830 00:39:31,543 --> 00:39:33,806 BECAUSE MOST GUYS, ESPECIALLY THE RIGHT GUYS, 831 00:39:33,980 --> 00:39:36,156 FIND HER TOO UNAPPROACHABLE, 832 00:39:36,330 --> 00:39:38,201 TOO OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE, SO MUCH SO 833 00:39:38,376 --> 00:39:39,855 THAT I BET THEY DON'T EVEN TRY. 834 00:39:42,510 --> 00:39:46,296 SO...SHE HAS DECIDED TO THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX 835 00:39:46,471 --> 00:39:48,908 AND... GIVE ROMANCE A TRY. 836 00:39:49,082 --> 00:39:52,390 SEE IF IT LEADS SOMEWHERE NEW AND FULFILLING. 837 00:39:55,349 --> 00:39:57,786 WAS I CLOSE? - PRETTY GOOD. 838 00:39:57,960 --> 00:40:00,528 - YEAH? - YEAH. 839 00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:05,794 - IT'S WEIRD. 840 00:40:05,968 --> 00:40:07,883 IT'S LIKE...BEN KNOWS ME. 841 00:40:08,057 --> 00:40:09,885 LIKE HE'S LOOKED INTO MY SOUL OR SOMETHING. 842 00:40:10,059 --> 00:40:12,192 - WELL, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A SENSITIVE GUY. 843 00:40:12,366 --> 00:40:13,802 - YEAH. FOR THE FIRST TIME, 844 00:40:13,976 --> 00:40:16,022 I FEEL LIKE I'VE MET A GUY WHO LIKES ME FOR... 845 00:40:16,196 --> 00:40:17,676 WHAT'S IN HERE. 846 00:40:17,850 --> 00:40:19,808 - YEAH, WELL, SENSITIVE GUY OR NO, 847 00:40:19,982 --> 00:40:22,724 WHAT'S OUT HERE IS WHAT'S DRIVING THAT BOY'S TRAIN. 848 00:40:22,898 --> 00:40:24,726 - I DON'T KNOW, VAL. THIS ONE MAY BE DIFFERENT. 849 00:40:31,254 --> 00:40:33,300 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 850 00:40:33,474 --> 00:40:36,303 HAVEN'T HEARD YOU MENTION PHANTOM OF THE EMAIL RECENTLY. 851 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:39,132 - THAT'S BECAUSE HE... STOPPED EMAILING. 852 00:40:39,306 --> 00:40:41,700 - MAYBE HE'S BUSY. OR OUT OF TOWN? 853 00:40:41,874 --> 00:40:43,266 MAYBE IT'S YOUR TURN TO EMAIL HIM, 854 00:40:43,441 --> 00:40:44,746 AND HE'S WAITING ON YOU. 855 00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,227 - OH, COME ON, LET'S FACE IT, VAL. 856 00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:48,924 IT'S CRAZY. 857 00:40:49,098 --> 00:40:51,144 I'VE BEEN HAVING FEELINGS FOR A GUY 858 00:40:51,318 --> 00:40:53,363 I'VE NEVER EVEN MET, 859 00:40:53,538 --> 00:40:57,237 KNOW NOTHING ABOUT, WHO COULD BE ABSOLUTELY ANYBODY. 860 00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:59,413 AND I HAVE A CHILD TO THINK ABOUT. 861 00:40:59,587 --> 00:41:01,894 I CAN'T BE BRINGING STRANGE MEN INTO HIS LIFE. 862 00:41:02,068 --> 00:41:03,548 - THAT HASN'T EXACTLY BEEN A PROBLEM. 863 00:41:03,722 --> 00:41:05,637 - WHATEVER. 864 00:41:05,811 --> 00:41:07,900 I'M BREAKING IT OFF WITH ARTBOY RIGHT NOW. 865 00:41:22,175 --> 00:41:24,133 I'VE MET SOMEONE. 866 00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:31,271 - COLLIN, CHECK THIS OUT. 867 00:41:31,445 --> 00:41:33,882 YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAR THIS. IT'S FROM C ANDERSON. 868 00:41:34,056 --> 00:41:36,058 "DEAR ARTBOY, I'VE ENJOYED GETTING TO KNOW YOU, 869 00:41:36,232 --> 00:41:37,886 "BUT I NEED TO MOVE ON. 870 00:41:38,060 --> 00:41:41,455 "I MET SOMEONE REAL, SOMEONE I LIKE, 871 00:41:41,629 --> 00:41:43,413 "THAT GUY FROM THE PARTY I MENTIONED, 872 00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:46,155 "AND I THINK IT'S BEST IF I JUST FOCUS ON HIM RIGHT NOW. 873 00:41:46,329 --> 00:41:50,246 I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. ALL THE BEST. C" 874 00:41:50,420 --> 00:41:52,161 SHE LIKES ME. 875 00:41:52,335 --> 00:41:54,250 SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ANYBODY ELSE. 876 00:41:54,424 --> 00:41:56,992 - CONGRATS, BRO. YOU'RE IN. 877 00:42:02,694 --> 00:42:04,826 - "I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. HE SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT GUY. 878 00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,698 "GO FOR IT! 879 00:42:06,872 --> 00:42:08,308 GOOD LUCK, C." 880 00:42:16,446 --> 00:42:18,405 - BEN JUST CALLED. SUDDENLY ALL EXCITED. 881 00:42:18,579 --> 00:42:21,539 WANTS TO TAKE ME AWAY TO JOSHUA TREE FOR THE WEEKEND. 882 00:42:21,713 --> 00:42:25,064 - OH. IT'S A MAGICAL PLACE. YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME. 883 00:42:25,238 --> 00:42:27,153 - WHAT'S THERE, EXACTLY? 884 00:42:27,327 --> 00:42:28,328 - WELL, IT'S A PARK IN THE DESERT 885 00:42:28,502 --> 00:42:31,723 WITH CACTUS, WILD FLOWERS, 886 00:42:31,897 --> 00:42:33,202 BEAUTIFUL JOSHUA TREES. 887 00:42:33,376 --> 00:42:35,161 STARRY NIGHTS. 888 00:42:35,335 --> 00:42:36,989 - HUH. 889 00:42:37,163 --> 00:42:39,034 MAYBE WE'LL STOP AT THE OUTLETS ON THE WAY THERE. 890 00:42:39,208 --> 00:42:41,210 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 891 00:42:41,384 --> 00:42:42,472 WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE WEEKEND? 892 00:42:42,647 --> 00:42:45,519 ARE YOU FINALLY MEETING YOUR SECRET ADMIRER? 893 00:42:45,693 --> 00:42:47,216 - HARDLY. 894 00:42:47,390 --> 00:42:49,262 I JUST E-DUMPED HIM. 895 00:42:49,436 --> 00:42:52,526 - I HAVE LOTS OF GUYS I CAN FIX YOU UP WITH. 896 00:42:52,700 --> 00:42:54,397 ASIDE FROM THE ONES AT THE PARTY. 897 00:42:54,572 --> 00:42:57,357 - NO. I'M NO GOOD ON BLIND DATES. 898 00:42:57,531 --> 00:42:58,837 - WELL, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO MEET SOMEONE? 899 00:42:59,011 --> 00:43:01,796 THE INTERNET? [laughs] 900 00:43:01,970 --> 00:43:03,189 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. WE'LL GO ON A DOUBLE DATE. 901 00:43:03,363 --> 00:43:05,278 ME AND BEN. 902 00:43:05,452 --> 00:43:07,236 YOU AND... SOMEONE FAB I COME UP WITH. 903 00:43:07,410 --> 00:43:08,847 UM...BUT THERE'S JUST ONE THING. 904 00:43:09,021 --> 00:43:11,414 IF YOU'RE GONNA JUMP BACK INTO THE DATING POOL, 905 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:14,026 YOU MAY NEED A LITTLE BIT OF A...VISUAL REBOOT. 906 00:43:14,200 --> 00:43:16,158 - WHAT? 907 00:43:16,332 --> 00:43:17,725 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER WORK? 908 00:43:19,945 --> 00:43:23,165 - ♪ BA BA DA BA BA BA BA 909 00:43:23,339 --> 00:43:26,560 ♪ BA BA DA BA 910 00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:31,086 ♪ BA BA DA BA BA BA DA ♪ 911 00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,265 [music continues] 912 00:43:36,439 --> 00:43:44,099 ♪ 913 00:43:52,847 --> 00:43:54,414 - JIM. YOU REMEMBER CHARLEY. 914 00:43:58,287 --> 00:44:00,463 - WOW. 915 00:44:00,638 --> 00:44:03,292 THIS IS THE GREATEST COMEBACK SINCE THE '69 METS. 916 00:44:05,294 --> 00:44:07,427 - [giggling] 917 00:44:10,299 --> 00:44:12,214 - UH, CHLOE. 918 00:44:12,388 --> 00:44:13,433 GONNA INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR F-- 919 00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:18,090 CHARLEY. 920 00:44:18,264 --> 00:44:19,178 WOW. [laughs] 921 00:44:19,352 --> 00:44:21,180 I MEAN, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 922 00:44:21,354 --> 00:44:22,355 - IS THAT A COMPLIMENT? 923 00:44:22,529 --> 00:44:23,878 - UH-- - I MEAN, IF YOU WANT IT TO BE. 924 00:44:24,052 --> 00:44:25,227 - OF COURSE SHE DOES. 925 00:44:25,401 --> 00:44:27,142 - OH, MY GOSH! CHARLEY! 926 00:44:27,316 --> 00:44:29,144 VA-VA-VOOM! 927 00:44:29,318 --> 00:44:31,277 - IT WAS ALL CHLOE. SHE'S A MAKEOVER QUEEN. 928 00:44:31,451 --> 00:44:33,496 - OH, NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HER. SHE'S GOT THE GOODS. 929 00:44:33,671 --> 00:44:35,194 - OKAY, CHLOE, I'M NEXT. 930 00:44:35,368 --> 00:44:37,587 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 931 00:44:37,762 --> 00:44:39,459 OPERATION CHARLEY GOES DATING STARTS IMMEDIATELY. 932 00:44:39,633 --> 00:44:41,287 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW NIGHT? 933 00:44:46,248 --> 00:44:47,772 - MOM, YOU LOOK PRETTY. 934 00:44:47,946 --> 00:44:50,122 I'M GLAD YOU DID A DO-OVER. 935 00:44:50,296 --> 00:44:51,253 - [laughs] IT'S A MAKEOVER. 936 00:44:51,427 --> 00:44:52,341 AND THANK YOU, HONEY. 937 00:44:52,515 --> 00:44:54,604 YOU KNOW WHAT? 938 00:44:54,779 --> 00:44:56,911 I'M STARTING TO FEEL KIND OF PRETTY. 939 00:44:57,085 --> 00:44:59,044 - ARE YOU GONNA BRING ME HOME A NEW DAD? 940 00:44:59,218 --> 00:45:00,262 - I'M GOIN' ON A DATE, 941 00:45:00,436 --> 00:45:02,221 NOT A SHOPPING SPREE. 942 00:45:02,395 --> 00:45:04,745 - HMM. THAT'S TOO BAD. 943 00:45:04,919 --> 00:45:06,225 - HEY. 944 00:45:06,399 --> 00:45:08,314 YOU KNOW WHAT? 945 00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:11,056 ONE DAY, YOU MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER DAD. 946 00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:14,407 BUT FOR RIGHT NOW, THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS 947 00:45:14,581 --> 00:45:17,149 IS THAT I LOVE YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, OKAY? 948 00:45:17,323 --> 00:45:18,193 - I KNOW, MOM. 949 00:45:18,367 --> 00:45:19,368 - AND THIS TIME, 950 00:45:19,542 --> 00:45:21,240 NO TYING UP THE BABYSITTER. 951 00:45:21,414 --> 00:45:23,198 - OKAY. - SHE'S OLD. 952 00:45:23,372 --> 00:45:24,591 - CHARLEY, THIS IS GABE. 953 00:45:24,765 --> 00:45:26,375 - HI, GABE. NICE TO MEET YOU. 954 00:45:26,549 --> 00:45:28,203 - HEY. CHLOE'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU. 955 00:45:28,377 --> 00:45:29,378 BUT I SHOWED UP ANYWAY. 956 00:45:29,552 --> 00:45:32,251 [both laughing] 957 00:45:32,425 --> 00:45:33,469 - CHARLEY, GABE'S GOT A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR. 958 00:45:33,643 --> 00:45:35,254 - HEY, EVERYBODY. 959 00:45:35,428 --> 00:45:37,822 I AM SO SORRY THAT I AM LATE. 960 00:45:37,996 --> 00:45:40,085 - HI. 961 00:45:40,259 --> 00:45:41,173 - CHARLEY, YOU LOOK... 962 00:45:41,347 --> 00:45:42,565 AMAZING. 963 00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:44,306 CHLOE SAID THAT YOU HAD A MAKEOVER-- 964 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:45,220 - UM--[ahem] - EXAM. 965 00:45:46,613 --> 00:45:49,355 AT WORK. SO... 966 00:45:49,529 --> 00:45:51,139 HEY, I'M BEN. - GABE. 967 00:45:51,313 --> 00:45:53,489 - NICE TO MEET YOU. 968 00:45:53,663 --> 00:45:55,927 - I'M NOT SURE I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT MY DATE. 969 00:45:58,712 --> 00:46:00,322 - WOULD YOU RATHER I LOOK AT YOU THAT WAY? 970 00:46:00,496 --> 00:46:02,237 - AH... 971 00:46:02,411 --> 00:46:04,196 [laughter] 972 00:46:04,370 --> 00:46:06,067 - I LOVE THIS GUY. GIVE IT HERE. 973 00:46:07,547 --> 00:46:08,896 - WHO'S HUNGRY? 974 00:46:09,070 --> 00:46:10,376 - I AM. 975 00:46:13,466 --> 00:46:15,250 - SEE, I NEVER GOT THE HANG OF TWIRLING SPAGHETTI. 976 00:46:15,424 --> 00:46:17,035 HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT? - HMM... 977 00:46:17,209 --> 00:46:20,125 MOMENTO. LET ME SHOW YOU THE MANNER 978 00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:21,343 FROM SICILY... 979 00:46:21,517 --> 00:46:23,258 HOW TO-A TWIRL THE SPAGHETTI. 980 00:46:23,432 --> 00:46:24,520 FIRST YOU TAKE-A THE FORK AND... 981 00:46:24,694 --> 00:46:27,436 AND YOU MAKE THE SWIRL LIKE THIS. 982 00:46:27,610 --> 00:46:30,526 AND WHEN YOU HAVE THE PASTA ON-A THE FORK 983 00:46:30,700 --> 00:46:32,311 AND AFTER THE TWIST AND SWIRL... 984 00:46:32,485 --> 00:46:34,269 THEN YOU EAT! 985 00:46:37,011 --> 00:46:39,535 BRAVO. 986 00:46:39,709 --> 00:46:42,408 - GABE, CHARLEY HAS THE MOST ADORABLE SEVEN-YEAR-OLD SON. 987 00:46:42,582 --> 00:46:44,279 - OH, YEAH? WHAT'S HE DO FOR A LIVING? 988 00:46:44,453 --> 00:46:46,455 [chuckles] 989 00:46:46,629 --> 00:46:48,631 - WELL... 990 00:46:48,806 --> 00:46:51,547 ACTUALLY, LUKE, IN HIS MIND, 991 00:46:51,721 --> 00:46:53,419 PLAYS FOR THE DODGERS, 992 00:46:53,593 --> 00:46:55,987 BUT IN REALITY, HE'S JUST LEARNING HOW TO THROW A BALL. 993 00:46:56,161 --> 00:46:58,337 NOT THAT I AM THE BEST TEACHER, 'CAUSE I'M NOT. 994 00:46:58,511 --> 00:47:00,600 - WELL, I'D OFFER TO HELP, BUT I MAKE KIDS CRY. 995 00:47:00,774 --> 00:47:02,123 MOST ADULTS TOO. 996 00:47:02,297 --> 00:47:03,995 [laughs] 997 00:47:04,169 --> 00:47:06,301 - CHARLEY, I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY TO TEACH LUKE IF YOU'D LIKE. 998 00:47:06,475 --> 00:47:08,129 - I WOULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THAT. 999 00:47:08,303 --> 00:47:10,131 - NO. IT'S OKAY. 1000 00:47:10,305 --> 00:47:13,308 - YOU'RE KIDDING. 1001 00:47:13,482 --> 00:47:15,136 - NO. - REALLY? 1002 00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:17,312 UM, WELL... 1003 00:47:17,486 --> 00:47:20,359 WELL, IF IT'S OKAY, I'M... I'M SURE HE'D LOVE IT. 1004 00:47:20,533 --> 00:47:22,143 - IT'S A DATE THEN. 1005 00:47:22,317 --> 00:47:23,492 - WHAT A GUY! 1006 00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:25,712 - OKAY, SO BEN'S A PRINCE. WE GET IT. 1007 00:47:25,886 --> 00:47:27,235 NOW CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME? - MM... 1008 00:47:27,409 --> 00:47:29,150 - YES. OF COURSE. 1009 00:47:29,324 --> 00:47:30,586 GABE, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? 1010 00:47:30,760 --> 00:47:33,154 - ME? I RUN A CHARM SCHOOL. 1011 00:47:33,328 --> 00:47:34,503 KIDDING. 1012 00:47:34,677 --> 00:47:37,332 [laughter] 1013 00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:41,293 AH, YEAH, I'LL TAKE THE BREAD. 1014 00:47:49,475 --> 00:47:52,347 - TONIGHT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT? 1015 00:47:52,521 --> 00:47:56,221 - NO. I'M NOT SURE GABE IS THE RIGHT MATCH FOR CHARLEY, 1016 00:47:56,395 --> 00:47:58,223 BUT... - OH. 1017 00:47:58,397 --> 00:47:59,789 THAT WAS THE BEST I COULD DO ON SHORT NOTICE. 1018 00:47:59,964 --> 00:48:02,270 ANYWAY, YOU GOTTA KISS A BUNCH OF FROGS 1019 00:48:02,444 --> 00:48:03,358 BEFORE YOU MEET YOUR PRINCE. 1020 00:48:06,927 --> 00:48:08,320 - BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE, RIGHT? 1021 00:48:08,494 --> 00:48:11,279 - I BELIEVE IN TRUE LUCK. 1022 00:48:11,453 --> 00:48:14,630 AT LEAST, THAT'S HOW LIFE'S WORKED FOR ME, ANYWAY. 1023 00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:16,197 - THE OTHER NIGHT AT DINNER YOU SAID 1024 00:48:16,371 --> 00:48:17,677 YOU ONLY WANTED ONE THING. 1025 00:48:17,851 --> 00:48:19,548 YOU SAID THAT WAS TRUE LOVE. 1026 00:48:19,722 --> 00:48:21,724 - NO. YOU SAID IT FOR ME. 1027 00:48:21,899 --> 00:48:23,901 BESIDES, JUST BECAUSE I MAY WANT IT 1028 00:48:24,075 --> 00:48:26,381 DOESN'T MEAN I BELIEVE IT ACTUALLY EXISTS. 1029 00:48:30,820 --> 00:48:34,128 - THAT'S NOT VERY ROMANTIC OF YOU. 1030 00:48:34,302 --> 00:48:36,261 - NO. 1031 00:48:36,435 --> 00:48:38,393 BUT THIS IS. 1032 00:48:47,315 --> 00:48:49,404 - YEAH. - YEAH. 1033 00:48:58,413 --> 00:48:59,806 - SO CHARLEY'S DATING RANDOM JERKS. 1034 00:48:59,980 --> 00:49:01,286 MAYBE I SHOULD BE DATING HER. 1035 00:49:01,460 --> 00:49:03,418 - [laughs] 1036 00:49:03,592 --> 00:49:06,247 YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO. 1037 00:49:06,421 --> 00:49:07,596 CHARLEY'S A GOOD GIRL, YOU KNOW? 1038 00:49:07,770 --> 00:49:09,729 SHE'S NICE, SWEET, KIND. 1039 00:49:09,903 --> 00:49:13,341 SHE'S PRACTICALLY A PERFECT WOMAN. 1040 00:49:13,515 --> 00:49:14,342 LAST THING SHE NEEDS TO BE DOING 1041 00:49:14,516 --> 00:49:16,127 IS DATING A CYNIC LIKE YOU. 1042 00:49:16,301 --> 00:49:17,302 OFF THE BOARD. 1043 00:49:17,476 --> 00:49:19,391 - UNBELIEVABLE. 1044 00:49:19,565 --> 00:49:21,088 WELL, MAYBE, UH... SHE SHOULD BE DATIN' 1045 00:49:21,262 --> 00:49:22,350 SOMEONE LIKE, UM... 1046 00:49:22,524 --> 00:49:23,699 I DON'T KNOW, YOURSELF? 1047 00:49:23,873 --> 00:49:25,527 - WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1048 00:49:25,701 --> 00:49:28,182 - IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE AWFULLY FOND OF A LADY 1049 00:49:28,356 --> 00:49:29,705 THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN ACTUALLY DATING. 1050 00:49:29,879 --> 00:49:32,404 - I CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND A FRIEND AT THE SAME TIME. 1051 00:49:32,578 --> 00:49:34,232 NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. IT'S CALLED MULTITASKING. 1052 00:49:34,406 --> 00:49:35,581 COME ON. - IT'S CALLED BEING SOFT. 1053 00:49:35,755 --> 00:49:37,148 BUT ANYWAY--HOW IS THE LOVELY CHLOE DOING? 1054 00:49:37,322 --> 00:49:40,629 - SHE'S, UM... 1055 00:49:40,803 --> 00:49:42,501 SHE'S JUST RIDICULOUSLY HOT. 1056 00:49:42,675 --> 00:49:44,416 YOU KNOW? THAT'S HOW SHE IS. 1057 00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:47,288 I JUST THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM SHARING IN PERSON. 1058 00:49:47,462 --> 00:49:49,116 YOU KNOW? 1059 00:49:49,290 --> 00:49:50,335 - WHAT NOW? 1060 00:49:50,509 --> 00:49:52,380 - AH...HO HO HO HO HO! 1061 00:49:52,554 --> 00:49:55,427 IT'S JUST LAST NIGHT 1062 00:49:55,601 --> 00:49:56,906 SHE HAD A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TAKE ON TRUE LOVE 1063 00:49:57,081 --> 00:49:58,734 THAN WHEN WE SPOKE ONLINE-- IT WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 1064 00:49:58,908 --> 00:50:00,475 IT'S JUST... IT'S JUST CONFUSING TO ME. 1065 00:50:00,649 --> 00:50:02,738 - IT'S ONE THING TO SAY IT ONLINE. 1066 00:50:02,912 --> 00:50:04,610 IT'S ANOTHER THING TO SAY IT TO HER FACE. 1067 00:50:04,784 --> 00:50:07,308 FADE AWAY! 1068 00:50:07,482 --> 00:50:10,311 - NOT EVEN CLOSE. NOT EVEN CLOSE. 1069 00:50:17,797 --> 00:50:20,321 [crunching] 1070 00:50:20,495 --> 00:50:23,542 [TV murmurs quietly] 1071 00:51:01,449 --> 00:51:03,364 [chuckling quietly] 1072 00:51:10,545 --> 00:51:12,504 - WE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT SEARCHING FOR UFOs, 1073 00:51:12,678 --> 00:51:14,549 WHICH WAS KIND OF FUN FOR THE FIRST HOUR, 1074 00:51:14,723 --> 00:51:15,855 THEN BECAME POINTLESS. 1075 00:51:18,379 --> 00:51:19,424 OH, BEN MADE A FIRE WITH TWIGS. 1076 00:51:19,598 --> 00:51:22,253 HE'S SUCH A BOY SCOUT. 1077 00:51:22,427 --> 00:51:24,342 WE TOASTED MARSHMALLOWS. 1078 00:51:24,516 --> 00:51:26,866 THOUGH I MADE BEN EAT MY MARSHMALLOWS, 1079 00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:28,476 'CAUSE I'M TOTALLY OFF SUGAR NOW. 1080 00:51:28,650 --> 00:51:30,435 OH, MY FAVORITE PART. 1081 00:51:30,609 --> 00:51:32,480 WE STOPPED AT THE OUTLETS ON THE WAY BACK. 1082 00:51:32,654 --> 00:51:34,395 [telephone rings] 1083 00:51:36,702 --> 00:51:39,444 BEN. HEY. 1084 00:51:39,618 --> 00:51:40,793 ARE YOUR EARS BURNING? 1085 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:42,490 HE SAYS HI. - TELL HIM I SAID HI BACK. 1086 00:51:42,664 --> 00:51:45,667 AND THAT NOW LUKE KEEPS ASKING ME 1087 00:51:45,841 --> 00:51:47,278 WHEN HE'S GONNA TEACH HIM HOW TO THROW A HARD BALL. 1088 00:51:47,452 --> 00:51:50,411 - DID YOU GET THAT? 1089 00:51:50,585 --> 00:51:51,760 - OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 1090 00:51:51,934 --> 00:51:54,241 FIRE IT RIGHT DOWN THE TUBE. 1091 00:51:55,634 --> 00:51:57,288 - WHOA! OKAY. 1092 00:51:57,462 --> 00:51:58,593 THAT WASN'T BAD. 1093 00:51:58,767 --> 00:52:00,421 - THAT WAS TOTALLY BAD. 1094 00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:03,468 I THROW LIKE MY MOTHER. - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1095 00:52:03,642 --> 00:52:05,774 YOU THROW MUCH BETTER THAN HER. I'VE SEEN HER THROW. 1096 00:52:05,948 --> 00:52:08,255 YOUR SKILLS FAR SURPASS HERS. 1097 00:52:08,429 --> 00:52:10,475 - OKAY. I'LL BE WAITING ON THE BENCH. 1098 00:52:10,649 --> 00:52:11,476 - OKAY. - WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, 1099 00:52:11,650 --> 00:52:12,868 I COULD EVEN THROW THAT WELL. 1100 00:52:13,042 --> 00:52:15,393 TRUE STORY. BUT I PRACTICED AND I PRACTICED, 1101 00:52:15,567 --> 00:52:17,786 AND A COUPLE YEARS LATER, I WAS BRINGING THE HEAT. 1102 00:52:17,960 --> 00:52:19,223 OR AT LEAST SOME WARMTH BY THEN. 1103 00:52:19,397 --> 00:52:21,399 SO COME HERE. CHECK THIS OUT. 1104 00:52:21,573 --> 00:52:24,532 THE PEACE SIGN, RIGHT? - MM-HMM. 1105 00:52:24,706 --> 00:52:26,447 - YOU'RE GONNA PUT THE BALL RIGHT BETWEEN TWO FINGERS. 1106 00:52:26,621 --> 00:52:27,753 YOU'RE GONNA REST IT ON THAT KNUCKLE, 1107 00:52:27,927 --> 00:52:29,407 CLAMP IT WITH YOUR THUMB, JUST RIGHT HERE. 1108 00:52:29,581 --> 00:52:31,539 THE SAME ARM THAT YOU THROW WITH, 1109 00:52:31,713 --> 00:52:33,454 YOU'RE GONNA PUSH OFF THAT LEG. 1110 00:52:33,628 --> 00:52:35,413 JUST POINT TO WHERE YOU WANNA THROW. 1111 00:52:35,587 --> 00:52:38,155 AND WATCH. STRAIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD HERE... 1112 00:52:38,329 --> 00:52:40,069 RIGHT THERE. 1113 00:52:40,244 --> 00:52:40,940 GIVE IT A SHOT. LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 1114 00:52:45,901 --> 00:52:48,339 OKAY, WATCH THIS, MOM! [snaps] 1115 00:52:48,513 --> 00:52:49,470 WATCH THIS! 1116 00:52:49,644 --> 00:52:51,733 WATCH THIS. 1117 00:52:51,907 --> 00:52:52,734 I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS. 1118 00:52:52,908 --> 00:52:53,735 RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE. 1119 00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:55,346 OH! HO HO HO HO OH! 1120 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:57,391 ONE LESSON! 1121 00:52:57,565 --> 00:52:59,306 I'M THE PHIL JACKSON OF PEE WEE BALL! 1122 00:52:59,480 --> 00:53:02,614 AGAIN! 1123 00:53:02,788 --> 00:53:05,356 RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE. YES! 1124 00:53:10,274 --> 00:53:12,537 - YOU KNOW, I REALLY CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. 1125 00:53:12,711 --> 00:53:13,755 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 1126 00:53:13,929 --> 00:53:16,584 I HAD A BLAST OUT THERE. 1127 00:53:16,758 --> 00:53:19,283 LUKE IS A GREAT KID. 1128 00:53:19,457 --> 00:53:23,461 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A GREAT MOM. 1129 00:53:23,635 --> 00:53:25,550 I DON'T WANNA BE INTRUSIVE, BUT, UM... 1130 00:53:25,724 --> 00:53:27,682 WHERE'S HIS DAD? 1131 00:53:29,684 --> 00:53:31,556 - UM... 1132 00:53:31,730 --> 00:53:34,646 HE LEFT, UH... 1133 00:53:34,820 --> 00:53:37,692 HE LEFT RIGHT AFTER LUKE HAD HIS FIRST BIRTHDAY. 1134 00:53:40,869 --> 00:53:43,045 - SO, UH... 1135 00:53:43,220 --> 00:53:44,656 SO HE'S NOT IN LUKE'S LIFE AT ALL? 1136 00:53:44,830 --> 00:53:46,962 - MM-MM. 1137 00:53:47,136 --> 00:53:48,703 HIS LOSS. 1138 00:53:50,749 --> 00:53:51,706 AND LUKE'S, OF COURSE. 1139 00:53:54,100 --> 00:53:56,276 - WELL, IT'S GOOD YOU'RE DATING AGAIN. 1140 00:53:56,450 --> 00:53:57,886 RIGHT? 1141 00:54:01,150 --> 00:54:03,718 - YEAH, RIGHT NOW I'M KINDA STALLED IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 1142 00:54:06,852 --> 00:54:09,071 - GET OUTTA HERE! - MM-HMM. 1143 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:10,725 - YOU'RE A GREAT CATCH. 1144 00:54:13,598 --> 00:54:17,558 YOU DESERVE A GREAT GUY. 1145 00:54:17,732 --> 00:54:19,604 HE'S OUT THERE. 1146 00:54:19,778 --> 00:54:20,909 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND HIM. 1147 00:54:23,129 --> 00:54:25,392 NICE, DUDE, NICE! 1148 00:54:30,354 --> 00:54:31,703 - SURPRISE. - OH...BEN. 1149 00:54:31,877 --> 00:54:33,661 YOU SCARED THE LIFE OUT OF ME! 1150 00:54:33,835 --> 00:54:35,272 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1151 00:54:35,446 --> 00:54:37,622 - I'M HERE FOR CHARLEY'S THANK-YOU LUNCH. 1152 00:54:37,796 --> 00:54:39,972 - OH...I FORGOT. 1153 00:54:40,146 --> 00:54:43,715 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, GUYS, I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 1154 00:54:43,889 --> 00:54:45,194 I'LL PROBABLY JUST ORDER IN. 1155 00:54:45,369 --> 00:54:47,545 BUT YOU TWO GO. ENJOY YOURSELVES. 1156 00:54:49,764 --> 00:54:51,505 - ARE YOU SURE? 1157 00:54:51,679 --> 00:54:53,507 - YEAH, YEAH, GO. 1158 00:54:53,681 --> 00:54:56,162 - OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1159 00:54:56,336 --> 00:54:57,598 WE'RE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT, THOUGH, RIGHT? 1160 00:54:57,772 --> 00:55:00,079 - ABSOLUTELY. - OKAY. 1161 00:55:00,253 --> 00:55:01,080 ALL RIGHT. BYE. - BYE. SEE YOU LATER. 1162 00:55:01,254 --> 00:55:02,299 - BYE. 1163 00:55:04,431 --> 00:55:08,957 - OKAY, SO WHAT IS YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE SAD MOVIE? 1164 00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:10,524 - SAD MOVIE... 1165 00:55:10,698 --> 00:55:12,700 THE NOTEBOOK. 1166 00:55:12,874 --> 00:55:14,354 BECAUSE I LOVED GENA ROWLANDS IN IT. 1167 00:55:14,528 --> 00:55:16,356 - SHE WAS STELLAR IN THAT. I WILL GIVE YOU THAT. 1168 00:55:16,530 --> 00:55:17,792 WHAT ABOUT COMEDY? 1169 00:55:17,966 --> 00:55:19,490 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COMEDY OF ALL TIME? 1170 00:55:19,664 --> 00:55:21,143 - OKAY, WELL, YOU CAN'T... JUDGE ME. 1171 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,537 - I HAVE TO HEAR IT FIRST. 1172 00:55:23,711 --> 00:55:25,234 - 16 CANDLES. 1173 00:55:25,409 --> 00:55:27,889 - WHO DOESN'T LIKE 16 CANDLES? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1174 00:55:28,063 --> 00:55:30,631 WHAT ABOUT DESSERT? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT? 1175 00:55:30,805 --> 00:55:34,766 - PIE, OF COURSE. 1176 00:55:34,940 --> 00:55:36,245 THINK WE TALKED ABOUT THAT ONE. 1177 00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,030 - WE CERTAINLY DID. - MM-HMM. 1178 00:55:40,162 --> 00:55:42,556 - WHAT ABOUT... 1179 00:55:42,730 --> 00:55:46,125 YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY? 1180 00:55:46,299 --> 00:55:47,909 - MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY? 1181 00:55:48,083 --> 00:55:51,173 - HMM? - MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY. 1182 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,567 THAT'S BIG. UM... 1183 00:55:53,741 --> 00:55:56,309 THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE... 1184 00:55:56,483 --> 00:55:59,356 RIDING BIKES WITH MY DAD AT THE BEACH 1185 00:55:59,530 --> 00:56:03,534 REALLY EARLY IN THE MORNING, JUST THE TWO OF US. 1186 00:56:03,708 --> 00:56:06,058 ALL RIGHT. MY TURN. 1187 00:56:06,232 --> 00:56:07,755 - GO. - OKAY. 1188 00:56:07,929 --> 00:56:09,409 FAVORITE COLOR. - BLUE. 1189 00:56:09,583 --> 00:56:11,106 - FAVORITE BAND. - BEATLES. 1190 00:56:11,280 --> 00:56:13,195 - REALLY? - YEAH. 1191 00:56:13,370 --> 00:56:15,720 [laughs] YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU'RE SURPRISED. 1192 00:56:15,894 --> 00:56:18,636 WHAT IS THAT--IS THAT TOO OLD-SCHOOL FOR YOU? 1193 00:56:18,810 --> 00:56:21,116 - NO, I JUST FIGURED YOU FOR A STONES FAN. 1194 00:56:21,290 --> 00:56:22,814 - WELL, I AM A STONES FAN, 1195 00:56:22,988 --> 00:56:24,206 BUT IF I HAD TO PICK ONE, DESERT ISLAND STYLE, 1196 00:56:24,381 --> 00:56:25,556 I WOULD GO WITH BEATLES. 1197 00:56:25,730 --> 00:56:26,731 - [laughing] 1198 00:56:29,734 --> 00:56:31,257 - INTERESTING. 1199 00:56:31,431 --> 00:56:33,346 SO IS THE NEW AND IMPROVED CHARLEY 1200 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:34,869 GETTING A LITTLE COZY WITH YOUR MAN? 1201 00:56:35,043 --> 00:56:37,872 - WHAT? NO. THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS. 1202 00:56:38,046 --> 00:56:40,353 HE DID HER A FAVOR, SO SHE'S JUST RETURNING IT. 1203 00:56:40,527 --> 00:56:41,572 - DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU'RE FREE FOR LUNCH? 1204 00:56:41,746 --> 00:56:43,008 CHECK THIS OUT. 1205 00:56:43,182 --> 00:56:45,793 I'M BUYING. 1206 00:56:45,967 --> 00:56:47,491 BE READY IN FIVE. 1207 00:56:47,665 --> 00:56:49,884 - UM... 1208 00:56:51,625 --> 00:56:53,627 - MM... 1209 00:56:53,801 --> 00:56:56,761 FAVORITE MOMENT IN THE LAST... 1210 00:56:56,935 --> 00:56:58,676 THREE MONTHS. 1211 00:56:58,850 --> 00:57:01,679 - THAT WOULD BE CHLOE'S LOCK AND KEY PARTY. 1212 00:57:04,203 --> 00:57:07,162 I MET A NEW FRIEND THAT NIGHT. 1213 00:57:07,336 --> 00:57:09,687 - BURGER AND FRIES? - YES. 1214 00:57:09,861 --> 00:57:11,297 YES, MA'AM. 1215 00:57:11,471 --> 00:57:13,038 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 1216 00:57:13,212 --> 00:57:15,083 - THANKS. 1217 00:57:15,257 --> 00:57:16,607 - [chuckling] - WHAT? 1218 00:57:16,781 --> 00:57:18,304 - I'M JUST THINKING-- 1219 00:57:18,478 --> 00:57:19,958 THE ONLY THING ON THAT PLATE THAT CHLOE WOULD EAT 1220 00:57:20,132 --> 00:57:21,786 IS THE PICKLE. 1221 00:57:21,960 --> 00:57:24,092 AND I'M NOT EVEN CERTAIN ABOUT THE PICKLE. 1222 00:57:24,266 --> 00:57:25,790 - [laughs] OKAY, WELL... 1223 00:57:25,964 --> 00:57:28,619 IF IT'S NOT MOVING OR SOME UNIDENTIFIABLE COLOR, 1224 00:57:28,793 --> 00:57:30,142 I'M THERE. 1225 00:57:30,316 --> 00:57:32,927 - A WOMAN AFTER MY OWN HEART. 1226 00:57:35,234 --> 00:57:36,409 MMM! 1227 00:57:36,583 --> 00:57:38,106 - THANK YOU FOR BOOSTING HIS CONFIDENCE. 1228 00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:39,673 ALTHOUGH, YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL. 1229 00:57:39,847 --> 00:57:41,370 WITH ALL YOUR TALK, 1230 00:57:41,545 --> 00:57:43,285 HE'S GONNA END UP WANTING TO CALL YOU FOR A PLAYDATE. 1231 00:57:43,460 --> 00:57:45,592 - THAT'S OKAY. WE CAN MOVE ON TO BASKETBALL-- 1232 00:57:45,766 --> 00:57:47,246 - HEY, GUYS. 1233 00:57:47,420 --> 00:57:49,248 WE WERE JUST OUT FOR A QUICK LUNCH. 1234 00:57:53,557 --> 00:57:56,429 - I THOUGHT, UH, I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LOT OF STUFF TO DO. 1235 00:57:56,603 --> 00:57:59,345 - WELL, IT WAS-- - YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 1236 00:57:59,519 --> 00:58:02,261 ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHLOE NO FUN FOR THE BENJI. 1237 00:58:02,435 --> 00:58:04,742 - WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, NOW, CAN WE? 1238 00:58:04,916 --> 00:58:06,091 - YEAH. [chuckles] I GUESS... 1239 00:58:06,265 --> 00:58:07,309 I GUESS WE CAN'T HAVE THAT. 1240 00:58:07,484 --> 00:58:09,181 WELL, BYE, CHARLEY, CHLOE. 1241 00:58:09,355 --> 00:58:12,010 SEE YOU SOON, RYAN. - BEN. 1242 00:58:12,184 --> 00:58:13,054 - BYE, BEN. 1243 00:58:13,228 --> 00:58:13,968 - AFTER YOU, LADIES. 1244 00:58:19,408 --> 00:58:21,933 - I WONDER WHAT DRIVES YOU, WHAT MAKES YOU TICK. 1245 00:58:22,107 --> 00:58:25,153 WHAT THRILLS YOU, WHAT--WHAT DO YOU VALUE? 1246 00:58:25,327 --> 00:58:26,633 FROM THE SIMPLEST THINGS TO THE DEEPEST. 1247 00:58:26,807 --> 00:58:28,374 I DO. 1248 00:58:28,548 --> 00:58:31,508 AND MAYBE THAT'S...MORE THAN YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME. 1249 00:58:33,422 --> 00:58:36,121 - NOW, THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL. 1250 00:58:36,295 --> 00:58:38,297 I'M VERY INTERESTED IN YOU. 1251 00:58:38,471 --> 00:58:40,168 - YEAH? - YEAH. 1252 00:58:42,475 --> 00:58:44,869 - WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR? - WHAT? 1253 00:58:45,043 --> 00:58:47,001 - WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR? 1254 00:58:49,917 --> 00:58:51,005 - RED. - IT'S BLUE. 1255 00:58:51,179 --> 00:58:53,181 ACTUALLY. 1256 00:58:53,355 --> 00:58:55,444 WHAT'S MY FAVORITE BAND? 1257 00:58:55,619 --> 00:58:59,536 - BEN FOLDS. - BEN...[laughs] FOLDS. NO. 1258 00:58:59,710 --> 00:59:01,929 WHAT POSITION DID I PLAY IN LITTLE LEAGUE? 1259 00:59:02,103 --> 00:59:03,148 - HOW SHOULD I KNOW? - BECAUSE I PLAYED RIGHT FIELD. 1260 00:59:03,322 --> 00:59:05,280 - WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM? 1261 00:59:05,454 --> 00:59:06,673 THIS ISN'T BECAUSE I WENT OUT TO LUNCH WITH RYAN, IS IT? 1262 00:59:06,847 --> 00:59:08,109 - IT'S NOT. - BECAUSE RYAN'S NOBODY. 1263 00:59:08,283 --> 00:59:10,068 WE JUST WORK TOGETHER. 1264 00:59:10,242 --> 00:59:12,810 - IT'S NOT ABOUT RYAN. 1265 00:59:12,984 --> 00:59:14,899 ANYWAY, I'M SORRY. I AM. 1266 00:59:21,427 --> 00:59:23,037 - I KNOW. LET'S WATCH A DVD. 1267 00:59:23,211 --> 00:59:24,909 CLEAR OUR HEADS. 1268 00:59:25,083 --> 00:59:28,173 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FUN MOVIE? MAYBE WE HAVE IT HERE. 1269 00:59:33,047 --> 00:59:35,049 - WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE 16 CANDLES? 1270 00:59:35,223 --> 00:59:36,224 - I'LL GO CHECK. 1271 00:59:56,331 --> 00:59:58,072 - [sighs] 1272 01:00:05,166 --> 01:00:06,211 - THE TOP FIVE REASONS 1273 01:00:06,385 --> 01:00:08,692 I'M A TOTAL LOSER. 1274 01:00:21,792 --> 01:00:23,141 DON'T DO THIS, CHARLEY. 1275 01:00:31,802 --> 01:00:32,716 [electronic tone] 1276 01:00:35,980 --> 01:00:37,416 - THIS BETTER BE GOOD... 1277 01:00:37,590 --> 01:00:40,941 FOR A WEEKEND 8:00 A.M. WAKEUP CALL. 1278 01:00:41,115 --> 01:00:42,508 - OKAY. 1279 01:00:42,682 --> 01:00:45,032 GUESS WHO ARTBOY GOT AN EMAIL FROM LAST NIGHT? 1280 01:00:45,206 --> 01:00:46,947 - ANGELINA JOLIE. SHE WANTS TO HAVE YOUR KID. 1281 01:00:47,121 --> 01:00:49,558 - C ANDERSON. - CHLOE EMAILED YOU? 1282 01:00:49,733 --> 01:00:51,299 THAT'S YOUR BIG SUNDAY EMERGENCY? 1283 01:00:51,473 --> 01:00:54,259 - I NEVER GAVE HER THE ARTBOY EMAIL ADDRESS. 1284 01:00:54,433 --> 01:00:55,477 FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. - WHATEVER. 1285 01:00:55,652 --> 01:00:57,610 WHY? - I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW. 1286 01:00:57,784 --> 01:01:00,482 IF SHE ENDED IT WITH CYBER ME 1287 01:01:00,657 --> 01:01:01,788 BECAUSE SHE WAS INTO REAL ME... 1288 01:01:01,962 --> 01:01:04,095 - SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU. 1289 01:01:04,269 --> 01:01:06,271 WITH YOU. 1290 01:01:06,445 --> 01:01:07,533 [laughs] THAT'S CLASSIC! 1291 01:01:07,707 --> 01:01:09,491 - OKAY, THAT'S NOT-- THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 1292 01:01:09,666 --> 01:01:11,189 - IT'S KINDA FUNNY. - NO, IT'S NOT. 1293 01:01:11,363 --> 01:01:12,886 - OKAY. WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT'D YOU DO? 1294 01:01:13,060 --> 01:01:15,019 - WE GOT INTO A LITTLE FIGHT, BUT IT WAS TINY. 1295 01:01:15,193 --> 01:01:17,456 I MEAN, IT WAS... INCONSEQUENTIAL, YOU KNOW? 1296 01:01:17,630 --> 01:01:19,284 IT'S CERTAINLY NOT A DEAL BREAKER, 1297 01:01:19,458 --> 01:01:21,199 I WOULDN'T THINK. - MAYBE NOT TO YOU. 1298 01:01:21,373 --> 01:01:24,028 ARTBOY HAS TO MEET C ANDERSON. 1299 01:01:24,202 --> 01:01:25,420 IN THE FLESH. 1300 01:01:25,594 --> 01:01:27,466 AND YOU HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT NOW, 1301 01:01:27,640 --> 01:01:29,294 NIP IT IN THE BUD BEFORE IT GETS TOO COMPLICATED 1302 01:01:29,468 --> 01:01:31,165 AND YOU LOSE HER ENTIRELY. 1303 01:01:31,339 --> 01:01:33,167 RIGHT? - YEAH. 1304 01:01:38,216 --> 01:01:40,174 [whimpers] 1305 01:01:48,356 --> 01:01:50,184 [thinking] C. GREAT TO HEAR FROM YOU. 1306 01:01:55,886 --> 01:02:00,325 IT'S TIME FOR US TO MEET... IN PERSON. 1307 01:02:00,499 --> 01:02:03,284 PLEASE SAY YES. [electronic whoosh] 1308 01:02:03,458 --> 01:02:05,025 [electronic tone] 1309 01:02:18,604 --> 01:02:21,259 - OKAY. LET'S DO IT. 1310 01:02:21,433 --> 01:02:23,740 HOW'S TOMORROW, 1:00 P.M., 1311 01:02:23,914 --> 01:02:27,047 THE TABLES AT THE SKYLIGHT MARKET PLACE? 1312 01:02:34,446 --> 01:02:35,360 [electronic tone] 1313 01:02:38,667 --> 01:02:39,973 - THEY CAN'T BLAME ME, YOU KNOW, 1314 01:02:40,147 --> 01:02:41,714 IF THEY DON'T GET THE WORK DONE. - YEAH, I KNOW! 1315 01:02:41,888 --> 01:02:44,369 - SO YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T THINK I'M CRAZY? 1316 01:02:44,543 --> 01:02:47,328 - CHARLEY, YOU'RE MEETING HIM IN A CROWDED PUBLIC PLACE, 1317 01:02:47,502 --> 01:02:48,373 OUTDOORS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. 1318 01:02:48,547 --> 01:02:50,679 YOU'LL BE FINE. - HOWEVER... 1319 01:02:50,854 --> 01:02:54,509 IF HE LOOKS REMOTELY LIKE HANNIBAL LECTOR, SKEDADDLE. 1320 01:02:54,683 --> 01:02:56,381 - YOU KNOW, IT'S WILD THAT AFTER ALL THOSE EMAILS, 1321 01:02:56,555 --> 01:02:57,774 YOU STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE. 1322 01:02:57,948 --> 01:03:00,428 - YEAH, WELL, HE DIDN'T WANT TO SEND A PHOTO, 1323 01:03:00,602 --> 01:03:02,561 AND, FRANKLY, NEITHER DID I. 1324 01:03:02,735 --> 01:03:03,823 - YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT THE HECK? 1325 01:03:03,997 --> 01:03:05,303 I'LL GO. 1326 01:03:05,477 --> 01:03:07,131 - REALLY? - YEAH. 1327 01:03:07,305 --> 01:03:08,436 I WANNA SEE THIS GUY. 1328 01:03:11,265 --> 01:03:12,397 - OKAY. 1329 01:03:14,921 --> 01:03:17,576 - OKAY, SO WHAT'S YOUR MENTAL PICTURE? 1330 01:03:17,750 --> 01:03:20,448 - UM...OKAY, TALLISH... 1331 01:03:20,622 --> 01:03:22,146 - MM-HMM. 1332 01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:23,147 - MAYBE A LITTLE SCRUFFY. 1333 01:03:23,321 --> 01:03:25,323 KIND EYES. 1334 01:03:25,497 --> 01:03:27,151 SOULFUL LOOKING. 1335 01:03:27,325 --> 01:03:29,327 YEAH. SOULFUL. 1336 01:03:29,501 --> 01:03:31,285 OH, AND, UM, A CUTE BUTT. 1337 01:03:31,459 --> 01:03:32,721 - WELL, YEAH. 1338 01:03:32,896 --> 01:03:35,289 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. 1339 01:03:35,463 --> 01:03:37,422 - IF ARTBOY'S HALF AS GREAT AS YOU SAY HE SEEMS, 1340 01:03:37,596 --> 01:03:38,597 YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO. 1341 01:03:38,771 --> 01:03:41,556 - OH! WHAT IF HE'S HERE NOW? 1342 01:03:41,730 --> 01:03:43,428 I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY BODYGUARD. 1343 01:03:43,602 --> 01:03:45,343 - OKAY, I GOT IT. 1344 01:03:45,517 --> 01:03:47,345 I'LL JUST CASUALLY GO OVER THERE AND WINDOW-SHOP. 1345 01:03:47,519 --> 01:03:50,000 AND THEN I'LL CASUALLY SIT A FEW TABLES AWAY, 1346 01:03:50,174 --> 01:03:51,566 AND IF IT'S A BUST, SNEEZE TWICE. 1347 01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:53,786 I'LL JUST CALL YOUR CELL PHONE WITH A FAMILY EMERGENCY. 1348 01:03:53,960 --> 01:03:55,614 - OKAY. I FEEL LIKE I'M IN SIXTH GRADE. 1349 01:03:55,788 --> 01:03:57,094 - OOH! I LOVED THE SIXTH GRADE. 1350 01:03:59,966 --> 01:04:02,316 BYE, CHARLEY. I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE OFFICE. 1351 01:04:25,383 --> 01:04:28,038 - IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? - I DON'T BELIEVE IT IS. 1352 01:04:28,212 --> 01:04:29,169 - PERFECT. 1353 01:04:29,343 --> 01:04:30,649 THANKS. 1354 01:04:33,347 --> 01:04:34,218 - WHAT'S UP WITH THIS GUY, RIGHT? 1355 01:04:34,392 --> 01:04:36,350 HEY, MAN. 1356 01:04:44,663 --> 01:04:47,231 - C ANDERSON? 1357 01:04:47,405 --> 01:04:49,320 - BEN! IT'S YOU! 1358 01:04:49,494 --> 01:04:52,540 - YES... 1359 01:04:52,714 --> 01:04:55,413 C ANDERSON... 1360 01:04:55,587 --> 01:04:57,371 IT IS ME, BEN. 1361 01:05:06,772 --> 01:05:08,948 - WHAT BROUGHT THAT ON? 1362 01:05:09,122 --> 01:05:12,038 - JUST...THE SUM TOTAL OF ALL OF OUR EXPERIENCES ONLINE. 1363 01:05:12,212 --> 01:05:14,345 I JUST--I JUST-- 1364 01:05:14,519 --> 01:05:16,390 FEEL LIKE THAT'S THE FIRST TIME 1365 01:05:16,564 --> 01:05:19,393 THAT I KISSED THE REAL... C ANDERSON. 1366 01:05:22,396 --> 01:05:24,398 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE AT THE TABLES. 1367 01:05:24,572 --> 01:05:27,097 ARE YOU OKAY? 1368 01:05:27,271 --> 01:05:29,316 - YEAH, IT'S JUST, UM... 1369 01:05:29,490 --> 01:05:31,318 - JUST THE BIG...PICTURE BECOMING CLEAR. 1370 01:05:31,492 --> 01:05:33,364 - YEAH. YOU COULD SAY THAT. 1371 01:05:37,368 --> 01:05:38,195 - YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW? 1372 01:05:38,369 --> 01:05:40,937 - NO. 1373 01:05:47,552 --> 01:05:49,771 - THERE YOU GO. MADE YOU SOME HOT GREEN TEA, 1374 01:05:49,946 --> 01:05:51,382 AND I ORDERED CHINESE. 1375 01:05:51,556 --> 01:05:53,123 CHICKEN AND VEGGIES ONLY. NO CARBS. 1376 01:05:53,297 --> 01:05:54,646 - THANKS. 1377 01:05:58,606 --> 01:06:01,783 BEN, HOW DID YOU FIRST GET MY EMAIL ADDRESS? 1378 01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:03,785 - I OVERHEARD YOU GIVING YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS 1379 01:06:03,960 --> 01:06:05,570 TO YOUR FRIEND, AND I WROTE IT DOWN. 1380 01:06:05,744 --> 01:06:08,399 BUT WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1381 01:06:08,573 --> 01:06:12,316 I KNOW THAT THAT'S... CRAZY AND IT'S WRONG, 1382 01:06:12,490 --> 01:06:14,231 BUT I DON'T REGRET IT, 1383 01:06:14,405 --> 01:06:15,667 BECAUSE WE GOT TO MEET EACH OTHER. 1384 01:06:15,841 --> 01:06:18,496 CHLOE, WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU... 1385 01:06:18,670 --> 01:06:21,629 WHICH WAS IN THE PARK WALKING ACROSS THE BRIDGE, 1386 01:06:21,803 --> 01:06:25,329 I WAS TAKEN. 1387 01:06:25,503 --> 01:06:29,202 YOUR BLOND HAIR AND YOUR WHITE DRESS WERE JUST... 1388 01:06:29,376 --> 01:06:31,770 FLOWING IN THE WIND. 1389 01:06:31,944 --> 01:06:35,339 TO ME, YOU LOOKED LIKE AN ANGEL. 1390 01:06:35,513 --> 01:06:38,124 - BEN, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU-- 1391 01:06:38,298 --> 01:06:40,344 [phone rings] 1392 01:06:40,518 --> 01:06:42,302 - HOLD THAT THOUGHT. HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 1393 01:06:42,476 --> 01:06:43,651 [ringing] 1394 01:06:43,825 --> 01:06:45,958 YEAH. 1395 01:06:46,132 --> 01:06:48,308 NO. OKAY. YEAH. I-I'LL-- NO, TELL HIM NOT TO LEAVE. 1396 01:06:48,482 --> 01:06:49,179 I'LL BE DOWN THERE TO SIGN FOR IT. 1397 01:06:49,353 --> 01:06:51,181 ALL RIGHT. 1398 01:06:51,355 --> 01:06:52,312 THAT WAS JUST COLLIN. 1399 01:06:52,486 --> 01:06:53,705 WE'RE HAVING SOME PROOFS DELIVERED, 1400 01:06:53,879 --> 01:06:56,360 AND MY NAME IS ON THE BOX. SO I HAVE TO GO DOWN 1401 01:06:56,534 --> 01:06:57,709 AND SIGN FOR IT, OR WE WON'T GET IT, OKAY? 1402 01:06:57,883 --> 01:06:59,667 SO I-I'LL BE FIVE MINUTES, AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1403 01:06:59,841 --> 01:07:01,495 OKAY? 1404 01:07:01,669 --> 01:07:03,454 JUST KEEP DRINKING THE HOT TEA, 1405 01:07:03,628 --> 01:07:04,629 'CAUSE YOU LOOK BETTER ALREADY, OKAY? 1406 01:07:07,327 --> 01:07:08,676 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1407 01:07:44,364 --> 01:07:46,192 [electronic whoosh] 1408 01:07:46,366 --> 01:07:48,542 - "DEAR C. 1409 01:07:48,716 --> 01:07:51,241 "I'M SORRY I DIDN'T SHOW UP TODAY. 1410 01:07:51,415 --> 01:07:52,677 "I KNOW IT WAS WRONG, 1411 01:07:52,851 --> 01:07:55,462 "AND I APOLOGIZE IF I HURT YOU IN ANY WAY. 1412 01:07:55,636 --> 01:07:58,639 "BUT I'VE REALIZED WHAT WE'VE HAD ALL ALONG 1413 01:07:58,813 --> 01:08:01,381 "IS JUST A FANTASY, 1414 01:08:01,555 --> 01:08:04,428 "AND IT WAS PROBABLY FOOLISH ON BOTH OF OUR PARTS 1415 01:08:04,602 --> 01:08:07,257 TO THINK IT COULD EVER BE MATCHED IN REALITY." 1416 01:08:07,431 --> 01:08:09,302 NEED I GO ON? 1417 01:08:09,476 --> 01:08:12,305 - SECRET ADMIRER WANTS TO STAY SECRET. 1418 01:08:12,479 --> 01:08:15,439 - I NEED TO READ YOU THIS PART. 1419 01:08:15,613 --> 01:08:18,790 "PLEASE KNOW THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS LIVE IN MY HEART 1420 01:08:18,964 --> 01:08:21,271 "AND THAT NO ONE CAN EVER TAKE AWAY 1421 01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:23,099 THE JOY WE'VE SHARED." 1422 01:08:25,449 --> 01:08:27,233 HI, CHLOE. WHERE YOU BEEN? 1423 01:08:27,407 --> 01:08:28,756 - OH, JUST IN WITH JIM. 1424 01:08:28,930 --> 01:08:31,498 HE HAD A QUESTION ABOUT ONE OF THE ACCOUNTS. 1425 01:08:31,672 --> 01:08:32,543 I TAKE IT ARTBOY DIDN'T SHOW? 1426 01:08:32,717 --> 01:08:34,588 - NOPE. 1427 01:08:34,762 --> 01:08:36,329 WARM HEART, COLD FEET. 1428 01:08:36,503 --> 01:08:38,549 IT'S ALL IN HERE. 1429 01:08:40,812 --> 01:08:43,206 - HONEY, I'M... I'M SORRY. 1430 01:08:43,380 --> 01:08:45,121 - NOT YOUR FAULT. 1431 01:08:50,517 --> 01:08:54,347 YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH I NEVER MET ARTBOY, 1432 01:08:54,521 --> 01:08:57,698 I REALLY FELT LIKE I KNEW HIM. 1433 01:08:57,872 --> 01:08:59,787 BECAUSE WE TALKED ABOUT SO MANY THINGS, 1434 01:08:59,961 --> 01:09:01,485 LIKE LITTLE LIFE THINGS. 1435 01:09:01,659 --> 01:09:02,529 YOU KNOW? - YEAH. 1436 01:09:02,703 --> 01:09:04,444 - I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE 1437 01:09:04,618 --> 01:09:07,143 THAT AT LEAST THAT PART WAS REAL. 1438 01:09:07,317 --> 01:09:08,840 OH, CHLOE... 1439 01:09:09,014 --> 01:09:11,059 YOU DIDN'T TELL BEN THAT I WAS MEETING CYBER GUY, DID YOU? 1440 01:09:11,234 --> 01:09:14,454 - BEN? NO. DEFINITELY NOT. 1441 01:09:14,628 --> 01:09:16,239 - OKAY. GOOD. 1442 01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:18,502 IT'S ALL JUST TOO MORTIFYING. 1443 01:09:18,676 --> 01:09:21,679 I REALLY DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE TO KNOW, OKAY? 1444 01:09:21,853 --> 01:09:24,377 - LADIES, COMPANY MEETING IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 1445 01:09:24,551 --> 01:09:26,771 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - I'M JUST A MESSENGER. 1446 01:09:26,945 --> 01:09:28,555 - CAN WE SHOOT YOU? - [laughs] SHE'S VERY CUTE. 1447 01:09:28,729 --> 01:09:30,340 YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE 1448 01:09:30,514 --> 01:09:33,734 FINALLY WARMING UP TO ME, CHARLEY HORSE. 1449 01:09:33,908 --> 01:09:35,606 - YOU CALL ME THAT AGAIN, AND I'LL PERSONALLY DISABLE YOU 1450 01:09:35,780 --> 01:09:36,955 AND ENJOY EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT. 1451 01:09:37,129 --> 01:09:38,783 - YES! 1452 01:09:38,957 --> 01:09:41,438 I'M GETTING TO HER. - YOU'RE GETTING SOMETHING. 1453 01:09:41,612 --> 01:09:43,396 - I DON'T GET IT. 1454 01:09:43,570 --> 01:09:45,050 I'M GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES, AND THEN SHE LEAVES. 1455 01:09:45,224 --> 01:09:47,357 AND THIS IS WHAT...I FIND. 1456 01:09:47,531 --> 01:09:49,315 AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME-- WHAT-WHAT DOES 1457 01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:50,882 "I NEED TIME TO THINK" EVEN MEAN? 1458 01:09:51,056 --> 01:09:53,580 - I'M JUST RIFFING HERE, BUT I'D SAY IT MEANS 1459 01:09:53,754 --> 01:09:55,452 SHE NEEDS TIME TO THINK. 1460 01:09:55,626 --> 01:09:57,671 - I DON'T GET IT, YOU KNOW? 1461 01:09:57,845 --> 01:09:59,804 SHE SAID EVERYTHING WAS FINE. - MAYBE. 1462 01:09:59,978 --> 01:10:00,805 BUT THE QUESTION REMAINS... 1463 01:10:00,979 --> 01:10:04,591 WHY DID SHE EMAIL ARTBOY AGAIN? 1464 01:10:04,765 --> 01:10:08,421 - TEAM, WE'RE GATHERED HERE TO BID FOND FAREWELL TO VAL 1465 01:10:08,595 --> 01:10:10,380 AS SHE LEAVES THE WARM AND SUNNY PLAYING FIELDS 1466 01:10:10,554 --> 01:10:12,338 OF LOS ANGELES 1467 01:10:12,512 --> 01:10:16,081 FOR THE COLD AND WINDY EXPANSES 1468 01:10:16,255 --> 01:10:17,735 OF THAT TODDLIN' TOWN CHICAGO. 1469 01:10:17,909 --> 01:10:20,303 all: AW! - HERE'S YOUR NEW UNIFORM. 1470 01:10:20,477 --> 01:10:21,652 - OH. 1471 01:10:21,826 --> 01:10:23,741 [laughing] THANK YOU. 1472 01:10:23,915 --> 01:10:26,309 IT'S JUST WHAT I NEEDED. 1473 01:10:26,483 --> 01:10:27,571 [laughter] 1474 01:10:27,745 --> 01:10:29,486 AND SO SLIMMING. 1475 01:10:29,660 --> 01:10:31,749 [laughter] 1476 01:10:31,923 --> 01:10:35,622 - I ALSO WANNA GIVE A SHOUT-OUT TO VAL'S REPLACEMENT, 1477 01:10:35,796 --> 01:10:38,625 AND I'M HAPPY TO SAY THAT DESPITE THE AVAILABILITY 1478 01:10:38,799 --> 01:10:41,585 OF SOME TALENTED PLAYERS FROM THE OUTSIDE, 1479 01:10:41,759 --> 01:10:44,588 I DECIDED TO PROMOTE 1480 01:10:44,762 --> 01:10:47,721 FROM WITHIN OUR OWN CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM. 1481 01:10:47,895 --> 01:10:49,680 AFTER ALL, 1482 01:10:49,854 --> 01:10:51,334 WE ARE A PROMOTIONS COMPANY, RIGHT? 1483 01:10:51,508 --> 01:10:53,727 [laughter] 1484 01:10:53,901 --> 01:10:56,382 FOR PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR GAME 1'S NEW 1485 01:10:56,556 --> 01:10:59,429 DIRECTOR OF MARKETING... 1486 01:10:59,603 --> 01:11:00,560 RYAN BURKE. 1487 01:11:00,734 --> 01:11:02,606 - HA HA! 1488 01:11:02,780 --> 01:11:04,738 [scattered applause] 1489 01:11:07,219 --> 01:11:09,526 - CONGRATULATIONS. 1490 01:11:09,700 --> 01:11:11,615 - ALL RIGHT, RYAN. - KUDOS, RYAN. 1491 01:11:18,752 --> 01:11:20,667 - JIM'S AN IDIOT AND HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU. 1492 01:11:20,841 --> 01:11:22,452 AND YOU DESERVE BETTER. 1493 01:11:22,626 --> 01:11:24,845 I WAS WAITING TO SEE HOW THINGS PLAYED OUT 1494 01:11:25,019 --> 01:11:26,630 WITH THE JOB AND WITH ARTBOY BEFORE I BROUGHT THIS UP, 1495 01:11:26,804 --> 01:11:28,675 BUT, UH, THEY SAID THAT I COULD BRING SOMEONE IN 1496 01:11:28,849 --> 01:11:31,591 TO RUN MY OFFICE. - IN CHICAGO? 1497 01:11:31,765 --> 01:11:34,115 - MM-HMM. 1498 01:11:34,290 --> 01:11:35,378 I'M NOT GONNA PULL ANY PUNCHES. 1499 01:11:35,552 --> 01:11:37,597 IT IS COLD. IT IS LIKE NORTH POLE COLD. 1500 01:11:37,771 --> 01:11:40,644 BUT...IF YOU'RE UP FOR THE CHALLENGE... 1501 01:11:42,646 --> 01:11:43,647 THINK ON IT. 1502 01:11:45,823 --> 01:11:47,128 - I MISS YOU ALREADY. 1503 01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:48,608 - ME TOO, CHARLEY. 1504 01:11:48,782 --> 01:11:50,262 - HEY, CHLOE, STILL WORKING? 1505 01:11:50,436 --> 01:11:52,220 - YEAH. 1506 01:11:52,395 --> 01:11:53,570 - TRYING TO IMPRESS YOUR NEW BOSS? 1507 01:11:53,744 --> 01:11:55,223 - YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE JOB. 1508 01:11:55,398 --> 01:11:57,661 - OH, IT'S ACTUALLY... QUITE LIBERATING 1509 01:11:57,835 --> 01:11:59,315 NOT TO GET WHAT YOU HAD YOUR HEART SET ON 1510 01:11:59,489 --> 01:12:00,577 TWICE IN ONE DAY. 1511 01:12:00,751 --> 01:12:01,882 FREES YOU FROM ALL EXPECTATION. 1512 01:12:02,056 --> 01:12:04,189 - CHARLEY, ABOUT YOUR EMAIL GUY-- 1513 01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:06,147 - OH, HE'S THE LAST PERSON I WANT TO TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW. 1514 01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:07,888 - YEAH, I KNOW, BUT-- - BUT NOTHING. 1515 01:12:08,062 --> 01:12:10,456 I REFUSE TO DEVOTE ANOTHER SECOND OF MY LIFE TO THAT MAN. 1516 01:12:10,630 --> 01:12:11,979 BUT... 1517 01:12:12,153 --> 01:12:14,155 I WILL SAY THIS. 1518 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:15,983 I GOT TO HIM. THAT MUCH I KNOW. 1519 01:12:18,551 --> 01:12:19,683 - YEAH. 1520 01:12:39,180 --> 01:12:40,834 [cell phone rings] 1521 01:12:43,968 --> 01:12:45,622 [ringing] 1522 01:12:47,711 --> 01:12:50,453 [ringing] 1523 01:12:51,932 --> 01:12:54,065 - CHLOE, IT'S BEN. 1524 01:12:54,239 --> 01:12:57,547 I THINK WE SHOULD TALK. 1525 01:12:57,721 --> 01:12:59,375 SO, UH... 1526 01:12:59,549 --> 01:13:02,682 JUST CALL ME WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 1527 01:13:02,856 --> 01:13:04,162 OKAY. BYE. 1528 01:13:18,698 --> 01:13:19,786 HEY, KID! 1529 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:22,223 - HEY! - WHAT IS UP? 1530 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:24,835 - AH, THE SACRED SHIRT. 1531 01:13:25,009 --> 01:13:27,098 - AND...MY LUCKY BASKETBALL SHIRT, 1532 01:13:27,272 --> 01:13:28,447 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. 1533 01:13:28,621 --> 01:13:30,841 SO...HEY, WATCH IT. - THANK YOU, BEN. 1534 01:13:31,015 --> 01:13:32,973 THIS IS REALLY ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY. 1535 01:13:33,147 --> 01:13:34,801 - AH, NO WORRIES. 1536 01:13:34,975 --> 01:13:37,064 I ACTUALLY NEEDED TO SEE A COUPLE OF SMILING FACES TODAY. 1537 01:13:37,238 --> 01:13:38,588 ESPECIALLY... 1538 01:13:38,762 --> 01:13:40,067 THAT ONE, RIGHT THERE. 1539 01:13:40,241 --> 01:13:41,678 THAT TOOTHY GRIN. 1540 01:13:41,852 --> 01:13:43,201 READY TO TEAR UP THE COURT? - MM-HMM. 1541 01:13:43,375 --> 01:13:44,724 - LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, BUDDY. 1542 01:13:46,247 --> 01:13:47,901 - ALL NET. 1543 01:13:49,250 --> 01:13:51,035 - OH! ALMOST! 1544 01:13:53,994 --> 01:13:55,213 HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS STYLE. BEFORE YOUR TIME. 1545 01:13:55,387 --> 01:13:56,954 BUT MEADOWLARK LEMON, THIS GUY-- 1546 01:13:57,128 --> 01:13:59,043 TRUST ME, THIS GUY WAS A WIZARD ON THE COURT. 1547 01:14:01,654 --> 01:14:02,916 NICE! 1548 01:14:05,266 --> 01:14:07,791 TWOOO! 1549 01:14:11,229 --> 01:14:12,230 NICE! 1550 01:14:25,330 --> 01:14:28,681 - HE'S REALLY GONNA MISS IT HERE IF WE LEAVE. 1551 01:14:28,855 --> 01:14:30,466 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1552 01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,859 - WELL, THERE'S A CHANCE I'LL TAKE THAT JOB 1553 01:14:33,033 --> 01:14:35,645 THAT VAL OFFERED ME IN CHICAGO. 1554 01:14:35,819 --> 01:14:37,516 - WAIT, YOU... 1555 01:14:37,690 --> 01:14:40,214 YOU MIGHT BE MOVING? 1556 01:14:40,388 --> 01:14:43,043 - I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYBODY YET... 1557 01:14:43,217 --> 01:14:46,438 NOT LUKE, BUT... 1558 01:14:46,612 --> 01:14:50,573 I'M JUST WAITING FOR IT TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN FIRST. 1559 01:14:50,747 --> 01:14:53,576 - AH. 1560 01:14:53,750 --> 01:14:55,752 OKAY. 1561 01:14:55,926 --> 01:14:58,189 THAT'S--THAT'S--THAT'S, UH, 1562 01:14:58,363 --> 01:14:59,973 THAT'S A SURPRISE. 1563 01:15:02,498 --> 01:15:05,326 - WELL, I'M NOT LOADING UP THE TRAILER JUST YET. 1564 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:08,112 - NO. I KNOW. 1565 01:15:10,418 --> 01:15:12,290 I'D REALLY MISS THAT LITTLE DUDE. 1566 01:15:15,423 --> 01:15:17,034 - YEAH. HE'LL MISS YOU TOO. 1567 01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:19,123 - SO, UH... 1568 01:15:19,297 --> 01:15:21,647 WHAT IS THE POTENTIAL JOB? - OH. 1569 01:15:21,821 --> 01:15:23,257 ARGOMONT HOTELS. - YOU'RE KIDDING? 1570 01:15:23,431 --> 01:15:24,389 MY PARTNER COLLIN AND I JUST DID 1571 01:15:24,563 --> 01:15:26,043 SOME SAMPLE CREATIVE FOR THEM 1572 01:15:26,217 --> 01:15:27,784 THROUGH THEIR LOCAL WEB. 1573 01:15:27,958 --> 01:15:30,134 WE'RE POTENTIALLY UP FOR A SIZEABLE FREELANCE GIG. 1574 01:15:30,308 --> 01:15:32,310 - WOW, REALLY? - YEAH! 1575 01:15:32,484 --> 01:15:34,312 - WELL, WHETHER OR NOT I END UP THERE, 1576 01:15:34,486 --> 01:15:36,357 I'LL DEFINITELY TELL VAL ABOUT IT. 1577 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:37,794 I'M SURE SHE'LL BE ABLE TO HELP. 1578 01:15:37,968 --> 01:15:39,926 - I-I-UH... I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 1579 01:15:40,100 --> 01:15:41,449 IT'S JUST THAT, UH, I MEAN, IF I GOT THE JOB, 1580 01:15:41,624 --> 01:15:44,017 THEN MAYBE WE'D...FIND OURSELF IN THE SAME CITY, YOU KNOW? 1581 01:15:53,505 --> 01:15:54,550 NICE! 1582 01:15:58,379 --> 01:15:59,990 - ALL RIGHT, GREAT WORK, TEAM. 1583 01:16:00,164 --> 01:16:02,209 OKAY, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, GAME 1'S MOTTO. 1584 01:16:02,383 --> 01:16:05,082 ONE, TWO, THREE. 1585 01:16:05,256 --> 01:16:07,214 - THERE'S NO "I" IN TEAM. 1586 01:16:07,388 --> 01:16:09,608 - LOUDER! - THERE'S NO "I" IN TEAM! 1587 01:16:09,782 --> 01:16:10,696 - BREAK. 1588 01:16:17,398 --> 01:16:18,748 - HEY, THERE, BEAUTIFUL. 1589 01:16:18,922 --> 01:16:20,488 - ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 1590 01:16:20,663 --> 01:16:22,099 - THERE'S A LUNCH TABLE AT CAFE PICCOLO 1591 01:16:22,273 --> 01:16:23,666 WITH OUR NAME ON IT. 1592 01:16:23,840 --> 01:16:25,145 - NICE! 1593 01:16:25,319 --> 01:16:26,407 I'LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS? 1594 01:16:26,582 --> 01:16:28,366 - I LIKE IT. 1595 01:16:30,324 --> 01:16:32,109 - LOOKING GOOD, CHARLEY HORSE. 1596 01:16:32,283 --> 01:16:34,372 - THANKS, RYAN. 1597 01:16:34,546 --> 01:16:37,941 HEY...WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU AND RYAN? 1598 01:16:38,115 --> 01:16:41,248 - I DON'T KNOW. HE LIKES TAKING ME TO LUNCH. 1599 01:16:41,422 --> 01:16:42,641 HE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN. 1600 01:16:42,815 --> 01:16:45,339 - MORE FUN THAN BEN? 1601 01:16:45,513 --> 01:16:48,560 - CHARLEY, ABOUT BEN, UM... 1602 01:16:48,734 --> 01:16:52,129 I THINK, YOU KNOW, HE'S MEANT FOR SOMEBODY ELSE. 1603 01:16:52,303 --> 01:16:54,261 - WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 1604 01:16:56,568 --> 01:16:59,397 - WELL, WHAT IF A GUY... 1605 01:16:59,571 --> 01:17:01,529 HE NEVER REALLY SEES THE REAL YOU 1606 01:17:01,704 --> 01:17:05,925 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO RUIN THE FANTASY THAT HE'S CREATED? 1607 01:17:06,099 --> 01:17:10,147 - YOU TALKING ABOUT BEN OR MY SECRET ADMIRER? 1608 01:17:10,321 --> 01:17:12,062 I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T... 1609 01:17:12,236 --> 01:17:13,106 MEAN TO BRING IT BACK TO ME. 1610 01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:15,500 BUT CHLOE, 1611 01:17:15,674 --> 01:17:17,371 YOU KNOW THAT BEN'S REALLY SPECIAL, RIGHT? 1612 01:17:17,545 --> 01:17:19,852 - YEAH. - GUYS LIKE HIM 1613 01:17:20,026 --> 01:17:21,811 DON'T COME ALONG EVERY DAY. 1614 01:17:21,985 --> 01:17:24,030 YOU KNOW, I JUST HATE TO SEE YOU DO SOMETHING 1615 01:17:24,204 --> 01:17:26,946 YOU REGRET, YOU KNOW? 1616 01:17:27,120 --> 01:17:28,774 - YEAH. 1617 01:17:28,948 --> 01:17:29,993 TRYING NOT TO. 1618 01:17:33,126 --> 01:17:34,040 - HEY. 1619 01:17:34,214 --> 01:17:35,346 HOW SOON DO YOU NEED ME? 1620 01:17:35,520 --> 01:17:37,174 - HOW 'BOUT YESTERDAY? 1621 01:17:37,348 --> 01:17:39,916 - YES. THANK YOU. 1622 01:17:40,090 --> 01:17:41,439 I LOOK FORWARD TO IT TOO. 1623 01:17:41,613 --> 01:17:42,658 BYE. 1624 01:17:46,096 --> 01:17:48,011 WE GOT THE ARGOMONT JOB. - NO. 1625 01:17:48,185 --> 01:17:49,186 - YES. - WE DID? 1626 01:17:49,360 --> 01:17:51,188 - YES! - OH... 1627 01:17:51,362 --> 01:17:53,407 - YES! - UHH! 1628 01:17:53,581 --> 01:17:55,322 - YES! - HA HA! 1629 01:17:55,496 --> 01:17:56,802 - YOUR PAL CHARLEY TOLD VAL ABOUT US, 1630 01:17:56,976 --> 01:17:58,412 SO SHE GOT A HOLD OF OUR COMPS. 1631 01:17:58,586 --> 01:18:00,153 SHE LOVED THEM. 1632 01:18:00,327 --> 01:18:01,764 SHE MADE IT HER FIRST EXECUTIVE DECISION! 1633 01:18:01,938 --> 01:18:04,201 - OH! - WE ARE IN, BABY! 1634 01:18:04,375 --> 01:18:06,246 YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR FRIEND CHARLEY AND THANK HER. 1635 01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:09,206 - NO, NO, NO, NO. 1636 01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:10,816 I GOTTA GO TO HER OFFICE AND THANK HER IN PERSON. 1637 01:18:10,990 --> 01:18:12,775 I'LL BE BACK. - OKAY. GREAT. 1638 01:18:15,603 --> 01:18:17,910 - I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FAST ALL THIS HAS HAPPENED. 1639 01:18:18,084 --> 01:18:19,129 ONE DAY YOU'RE HERE, THE NEXT DAY YOU'RE GONE. 1640 01:18:19,303 --> 01:18:20,608 - I KNOW. 1641 01:18:20,783 --> 01:18:22,436 I'M JUST LUCKY THAT MY LANDLORD 1642 01:18:22,610 --> 01:18:23,873 HAD A WAITING LIST FOR MY UNIT. 1643 01:18:27,311 --> 01:18:30,227 - HEY. I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 1644 01:18:30,401 --> 01:18:32,577 I WAS JUST GONNA STOP BY TO TELL YOU THANKS, 1645 01:18:32,751 --> 01:18:34,187 YOU KNOW, FOR EVERYTHING YOU-- 1646 01:18:34,361 --> 01:18:35,667 - OH, NO. THAT WAS ALL VAL'S DOING. 1647 01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:37,321 BUT I'M REALLY GLAD IT WORKED OUT. 1648 01:18:37,495 --> 01:18:39,366 - YEAH. YEAH, ME TOO. 1649 01:18:41,934 --> 01:18:44,154 - SO... YOU'RE ACTUALLY LEAVING. 1650 01:18:44,328 --> 01:18:46,939 - YEAH. 1651 01:18:47,113 --> 01:18:48,288 WELL, WHEN THEY THROW YOU A GOING-AWAY PARTY, 1652 01:18:48,462 --> 01:18:50,247 THERE'S NO TURNING BACK. 1653 01:18:50,421 --> 01:18:53,250 - YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS. 1654 01:18:53,424 --> 01:18:55,861 - OH, BUT, UH... GUESS WHERE I'M TAKING LUKE 1655 01:18:56,035 --> 01:18:57,645 ON OUR WAY TO CHICAGO. - WHERE? WHERE? 1656 01:18:57,820 --> 01:19:00,083 - THE MYSTERY SITE. FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. 1657 01:19:00,257 --> 01:19:01,606 - OH, MY GOSH! 1658 01:19:01,780 --> 01:19:02,302 - I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE. 1659 01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:04,261 - HE'S GONNA FLIP OUT! 1660 01:19:04,435 --> 01:19:07,873 OH, I WISH I COULD BE THERE TO SEE THAT! 1661 01:19:08,047 --> 01:19:10,223 SAFE TRAVELS, YOU KNOW, 1662 01:19:10,397 --> 01:19:12,095 AND PLEASE, TELL LUKE I SAY GOOD-BYE. 1663 01:19:12,269 --> 01:19:13,487 GIVE HIM A HUG FOR ME. 1664 01:19:13,661 --> 01:19:15,402 HE'S...HE'S GONNA BE A DODGER IN NO TIME. 1665 01:19:15,576 --> 01:19:16,839 - [laughs] 1666 01:19:17,013 --> 01:19:18,623 I'LL DEFINITELY TELL HIM THAT. 1667 01:19:18,797 --> 01:19:21,844 AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, MR. BEN. 1668 01:19:22,018 --> 01:19:24,324 - I WILL. 1669 01:19:24,498 --> 01:19:27,197 - AND THANK YOU SO MUCH, CHLOE, FOR THE GREAT SEND-OFF. 1670 01:19:27,371 --> 01:19:28,372 GOOD LUCK AROUND HERE, OKAY? 1671 01:19:30,722 --> 01:19:33,116 THANK YOU. BYE, GUYS. 1672 01:19:33,290 --> 01:19:34,857 - TAKE CARE. 1673 01:19:38,295 --> 01:19:40,253 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1674 01:19:43,822 --> 01:19:46,956 - I HATE CHICAGO. IT'S STUPID. 1675 01:19:47,130 --> 01:19:48,522 - YOU CAN'T HATE SOMEPLACE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN, 1676 01:19:48,696 --> 01:19:50,611 AND AN ENTIRE CITY CAN'T BE STUPID. 1677 01:19:50,786 --> 01:19:52,962 - YES, IT CAN. - OKAY, GO INSIDE. 1678 01:19:53,136 --> 01:19:54,398 CHECK YOUR ROOM ONE MORE TIME 1679 01:19:54,572 --> 01:19:55,486 SO WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ANYTHING, OKAY? 1680 01:19:55,660 --> 01:19:56,400 - OKAY. - THANK YOU. 1681 01:20:00,360 --> 01:20:02,101 HEY, CHLOE, WHAT IS IT? 1682 01:20:02,275 --> 01:20:04,277 EVERYTHING OKAY? 1683 01:20:04,451 --> 01:20:06,540 - I KNOW WHO YOUR SECRET ADMIRER IS. 1684 01:20:06,714 --> 01:20:07,628 - WHAT? 1685 01:20:07,803 --> 01:20:11,241 - CHARLEY, IT'S BEN. 1686 01:20:11,415 --> 01:20:13,069 - BEN? - EVERYTHING 1687 01:20:13,243 --> 01:20:15,506 THAT HE THOUGHT HE LOVED ABOUT ME WAS YOU. 1688 01:20:21,555 --> 01:20:22,556 - DOES BEN KNOW ABOUT THIS? 1689 01:20:22,730 --> 01:20:25,298 - I WANTED TO TELL YOU FIRST. 1690 01:20:27,170 --> 01:20:31,391 - CAN WE... JUST KEEP IT THAT WAY? 1691 01:20:31,565 --> 01:20:34,264 OKAY, AND NOW, YOU KNOW, I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF I GOTTA DO, 1692 01:20:34,438 --> 01:20:35,352 SO I'M GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE. 1693 01:20:35,526 --> 01:20:37,267 - NO-- - THANK YOU. 1694 01:20:37,441 --> 01:20:38,311 - OKAY. 1695 01:20:44,491 --> 01:20:47,320 - SO I WAS EMAILING CHARLEY THIS WHOLE TIME. 1696 01:20:49,496 --> 01:20:52,151 HOW'D THAT HAPPEN? 1697 01:20:52,325 --> 01:20:53,413 - YOU KNOW, FOR A GUY WHO'S SO INTERESTED 1698 01:20:53,587 --> 01:20:55,285 IN LIFE'S LITTLE DETAILS, 1699 01:20:55,459 --> 01:20:57,330 THERE'S ONE YOU NEVER REALIZED. 1700 01:20:57,504 --> 01:20:59,637 I SPELL MY NAME WITH AN E-N, NOT AN O-N... 1701 01:20:59,811 --> 01:21:02,205 LIKE CHARLEY, WHO DOES. 1702 01:21:02,379 --> 01:21:04,381 - C ANDERSON. 1703 01:21:04,555 --> 01:21:08,298 - LOOK, BEN, I-I DON'T MEAN TO BE HARSH, BUT... 1704 01:21:08,472 --> 01:21:10,169 WE DON'T BELONG TOGETHER. 1705 01:21:10,343 --> 01:21:12,389 - YEAH, I KNOW. 1706 01:21:12,563 --> 01:21:14,347 - AND THAT'S NOT TO SAY 1707 01:21:14,521 --> 01:21:16,262 THAT YOU'RE NOT THE NICEST GUY THAT I'VE EVER DATED. 1708 01:21:16,436 --> 01:21:18,134 OR THAT I HAVEN'T REALLY ENJOYED BEING WITH YOU, 1709 01:21:18,308 --> 01:21:19,700 BUT THE TRUTH IS, 1710 01:21:19,875 --> 01:21:21,006 I BELONG WITH SOMEONE MORE LIKE... 1711 01:21:21,180 --> 01:21:22,703 ME. 1712 01:21:22,878 --> 01:21:25,489 - AND I NEED TO BE WITH SOMEONE... 1713 01:21:25,663 --> 01:21:27,360 - WHO KNOWS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR, 1714 01:21:27,534 --> 01:21:29,101 WHO ACTUALLY LIKES PIE AND PESTO 1715 01:21:29,275 --> 01:21:30,494 AND DOTTY SPRINGSTEEN. 1716 01:21:30,668 --> 01:21:33,323 - DUSTY SPRINGFIELD. - AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 1717 01:21:33,497 --> 01:21:35,020 SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES IN TRUE LOVE. 1718 01:21:38,110 --> 01:21:40,373 AND WHO'S PROBABLY PULLING OUT OF HER DRIVEWAY AS WE SPEAK. 1719 01:21:40,547 --> 01:21:42,027 - OH, MY GOSH! 1720 01:21:46,771 --> 01:21:50,340 CHLOE? CHLOE! 1721 01:21:50,514 --> 01:21:52,255 I'M SORRY, CHLOE. I GOTTA GO. 1722 01:21:52,429 --> 01:21:54,213 - ♪ WHEREVER YOU ARE 1723 01:21:54,387 --> 01:21:56,215 ♪ THAT'S WHERE YOU SHOULD BE 1724 01:21:56,389 --> 01:21:58,478 ♪ NO ONE CAN TELL YOU 1725 01:21:58,652 --> 01:22:00,567 ♪ DIFFERENTLY 1726 01:22:00,741 --> 01:22:02,482 ♪ APART FROM THE PACK 1727 01:22:02,656 --> 01:22:05,268 ♪ YOU'RE RUNNIN' STRONG 1728 01:22:05,442 --> 01:22:06,617 ♪ WHEREVER YOU GO 1729 01:22:06,791 --> 01:22:08,271 all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1730 01:22:08,445 --> 01:22:11,361 [whooping, applause] 1731 01:22:11,535 --> 01:22:12,579 - HA. 1732 01:22:12,753 --> 01:22:14,538 THANK YOU, GUYS. 1733 01:22:14,712 --> 01:22:16,192 - YOU KNOW WHAT I WISHED FOR? 1734 01:22:16,366 --> 01:22:17,671 I WISHED I HAD A-- 1735 01:22:17,845 --> 01:22:19,499 - IF YOU TELL, IT WON'T COME TRUE. 1736 01:22:19,673 --> 01:22:21,458 - SAYS WHO? 1737 01:22:21,632 --> 01:22:23,547 - I DON'T KNOW. BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. 1738 01:22:23,721 --> 01:22:26,506 - OKAY. THEN... 1739 01:22:26,680 --> 01:22:28,682 TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE WISHED FOR. 1740 01:22:28,856 --> 01:22:30,554 COME ON, MOM. YOU CAN TELL ME. 1741 01:22:33,687 --> 01:22:35,515 - ♪ STANDING IN LINE 1742 01:22:35,689 --> 01:22:37,256 - HEY, YOU JUST MISSED THEM. 1743 01:22:40,259 --> 01:22:42,261 - OKAY. 1744 01:22:42,435 --> 01:22:43,436 THANKS. 1745 01:22:45,308 --> 01:22:46,439 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. 1746 01:22:48,702 --> 01:22:50,443 WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE MYSTERY SITE? 1747 01:22:52,706 --> 01:22:56,667 - ♪ NOW THINGS ARE CHANGING 1748 01:22:56,841 --> 01:23:02,368 ♪ THIS TIME THERE'LL BE SOMEONE ♪ 1749 01:23:02,542 --> 01:23:04,066 - MOM! LOOK! MYSTERY SITE! 1750 01:23:06,329 --> 01:23:07,547 THANKS, MOM. 1751 01:23:07,721 --> 01:23:09,506 THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. 1752 01:23:09,680 --> 01:23:10,463 - [chuckling] 1753 01:23:12,944 --> 01:23:15,207 - WE'RE HERE. WE'RE ACTUALLY HERE! 1754 01:23:15,381 --> 01:23:17,296 - I KNOW, SWEETHEART. HEY... 1755 01:23:17,470 --> 01:23:18,776 I KNOW YOU'VE BUILT THIS PLACE UP 1756 01:23:18,950 --> 01:23:20,691 SO MUCH IN YOUR MIND, BUT... 1757 01:23:20,865 --> 01:23:22,519 I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T GET DISAPPOINTED, OKAY? 1758 01:23:22,693 --> 01:23:25,174 - I WON'T. COME ON! 1759 01:23:25,348 --> 01:23:26,175 - ALL RIGHT, YOU GO AHEAD. 1760 01:23:26,349 --> 01:23:28,481 I'LL CATCH UP. 1761 01:23:33,878 --> 01:23:35,445 [woof woof] - HEY, MOM! LOOK. 1762 01:23:35,619 --> 01:23:38,143 - DON'T TELL ME. 1763 01:23:38,317 --> 01:23:39,188 A DINOSAUR. 1764 01:23:39,362 --> 01:23:41,277 - NO. A DOG. 1765 01:23:41,451 --> 01:23:43,496 AND HE HAS TWO DIFFERENT COLOR EYES. 1766 01:23:51,330 --> 01:23:53,158 - BEN! 1767 01:23:53,332 --> 01:23:56,509 [Bowie barking] 1768 01:23:57,815 --> 01:23:58,816 BEN! 1769 01:24:00,470 --> 01:24:02,341 - HEY, HEY, HEY! LITTLE DUDE! 1770 01:24:02,515 --> 01:24:04,561 HOW ARE YOU? 1771 01:24:04,735 --> 01:24:06,128 SORRY FOR CRASHING, BUT... 1772 01:24:06,302 --> 01:24:09,218 I DO... 1773 01:24:09,392 --> 01:24:10,480 STILL HAVE MY INVITE. 1774 01:24:10,654 --> 01:24:11,524 - COOL. 1775 01:24:13,831 --> 01:24:14,527 - I'M GONNA GO PLAY WITH THE DOG. 1776 01:24:17,530 --> 01:24:19,532 [Bowie barking] 1777 01:24:23,493 --> 01:24:25,712 - SO DO YOU... 1778 01:24:25,886 --> 01:24:27,845 BELIEVE IN TRUE LUCK OR TRUE LOVE? 1779 01:24:32,371 --> 01:24:35,374 - I THINK I'M... 1780 01:24:35,548 --> 01:24:38,551 STARTING TO BELIEVE IN A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH. 1781 01:24:41,772 --> 01:24:43,165 - YEAH? 1782 01:24:43,339 --> 01:24:45,558 GOOD. 1783 01:24:54,437 --> 01:24:56,352 - HEY, MOM, GUESS WHAT? 1784 01:24:56,526 --> 01:24:58,745 MY BIRTHDAY WISH CAME TRUE. 1785 01:24:58,919 --> 01:25:00,486 - THAT WE COME TO THE MYSTERY SITE? 1786 01:25:00,660 --> 01:25:03,272 - OH, YEAH. THAT TOO. 1787 01:25:03,446 --> 01:25:06,275 - [chuckling] 1788 01:25:06,449 --> 01:25:08,277 SHALL WE? 1789 01:25:08,451 --> 01:25:09,713 - COME ON, BOY. [woof woof] 1790 01:25:15,240 --> 01:25:17,895 Captioning byCaptionMax www.captionmax.com 116252