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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,879 --> 00:00:06,089 slow, haunting music 2 00:00:34,075 --> 00:00:36,036 atmospheric music 3 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:40,165 [Skip] Moonbase Central Command to Cap. This is a comm check. 4 00:00:40,207 --> 00:00:41,499 Do you read? Over. 5 00:00:41,541 --> 00:00:43,752 This is Cap. I read you. Over. 6 00:00:43,793 --> 00:00:45,712 It's gonna be a hot one out there. 7 00:00:45,754 --> 00:00:47,714 Checking your vitals right now. Try to pace yourself, 8 00:00:47,756 --> 00:00:49,716 -okay, Cap? Over. -[Cap] Copy that. 9 00:00:49,758 --> 00:00:52,219 -Just think about the ex-wife. -[Rook] Rook checking in. 10 00:00:52,260 --> 00:00:53,845 Sorry to break up the parties, boys, 11 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,388 but I got a nice, hot bag of eggs 12 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:57,557 -waiting for you guys up here. -[Cap] Hold on. 13 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,727 Okay, I need to call in a yellow alert. 14 00:01:00,769 --> 00:01:03,188 Got a duster coming hot out of the west. 15 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,648 You picking anything up on that? 16 00:01:04,689 --> 00:01:07,817 Yeah, I'm tracking. Approach with caution. 17 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:10,028 Hey, guys, no sweat on that duster I spotted. 18 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,404 It was just a supply capsule. 19 00:01:11,446 --> 00:01:13,907 Well, she's pulling up now. Over. 20 00:01:19,621 --> 00:01:22,374 [Skip] Travis, Cap needs help unloading. 21 00:01:22,415 --> 00:01:24,709 What's your 20? Repeat, what is your 20? 22 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,878 Roger. This is Travis Kelce. I'm in the middle 23 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:29,381 of my morning workout over in the south quadrant. Over. 24 00:01:29,422 --> 00:01:31,800 [Skip] All right. Well, please proceed to Lieutenant Caputo. 25 00:01:31,841 --> 00:01:34,052 Got it. 26 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:35,887 Hey, Cap. You need my help? 27 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:37,097 Oh, no, I got it, champ. 28 00:01:37,138 --> 00:01:38,556 Yeah? They said you needed some help. 29 00:01:38,598 --> 00:01:40,767 Oh, no. No, I got this on my own, buddy. Don't worry. 30 00:01:40,809 --> 00:01:42,435 Attaboy. That's my Cap. 31 00:01:42,477 --> 00:01:44,145 You get that thing in. I'm hitting the showers. 32 00:01:44,187 --> 00:01:46,398 Okay. Let me get the air lock portal 33 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:49,109 before you open that. One second. One second. 34 00:01:50,151 --> 00:01:52,112 [exhales] 35 00:01:52,153 --> 00:01:54,155 [wind whistling] 36 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:58,118 [door thuds] 37 00:02:00,453 --> 00:02:03,039 [groans] Hello? 38 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,457 Guys? 39 00:02:04,499 --> 00:02:07,460 upbeat music 40 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:28,398 Whoa! Hey, guys, check this out. 41 00:02:28,440 --> 00:02:30,317 "To commemorate your 200th 42 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:33,486 consecutive day at Moonbase 8, we have enclosed 43 00:02:33,528 --> 00:02:35,655 a $100 Harley-Davidson store gift card." 44 00:02:35,697 --> 00:02:36,948 -Oh, that's great. -[Cap] Yeah, great. 45 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:39,284 Well, I got the city of Honolulu up my ass. 46 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,786 -They booted my car. -I think it's pretty cool. 47 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:44,205 They've got cool leather gloves you could do or... 48 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,207 Well, there's a café in there, too. 49 00:02:46,249 --> 00:02:48,168 You could get something to eat. 50 00:02:48,209 --> 00:02:50,003 -Uh, stuff for Travis. -No, no, no, give me 51 00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,671 Travis's mail. He does not like anyone touching it. 52 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:53,006 Hey, look at this. 53 00:02:53,048 --> 00:02:54,132 We got a mission pack. 54 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,216 [electronic chime] 55 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:56,551 [automated voice] Attention, Moonbase 8. 56 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:58,136 To further explore the possibilities 57 00:02:58,178 --> 00:03:00,680 of organic growth on the Moon, 58 00:03:00,722 --> 00:03:02,015 your mission is to plant 59 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:04,726 the enclosed genetically modified apple seed 60 00:03:04,768 --> 00:03:07,645 in your lunar biosphere, 61 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:10,273 monitor the growth and report on the results. 62 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,358 [Cap] Wh-What's... 63 00:03:11,399 --> 00:03:13,485 Why can't we ask questions? 64 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:15,779 What else is in there? Any... We got anything else? 65 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:17,781 No, just apple stuff, pretty much. 66 00:03:17,822 --> 00:03:19,866 Caputo. 67 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,869 Do me a favor, man. Take a whiff of that real fast. 68 00:03:22,911 --> 00:03:24,162 -[sniffs] -Yeah. 69 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,456 Does that smell good, or does it smell bad? 70 00:03:26,498 --> 00:03:28,166 [sniffs] Huh. 71 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:30,377 -Smells like a towel. -No, it doesn't. It smells bad. 72 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:32,379 -Oh. -Next time you wash them, make sure you use 73 00:03:32,420 --> 00:03:33,380 that warm water cycle. 74 00:03:33,421 --> 00:03:34,672 -All right, Cappy? -Sorry about that. 75 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,216 -Sorry. -All right, man. 76 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:37,717 -Here's your mail. -Oh, nice. 77 00:03:37,759 --> 00:03:39,386 What is this, junk mail? 78 00:03:39,427 --> 00:03:41,513 -Come on! -Ow! God bless it. 79 00:03:41,554 --> 00:03:43,098 Ow. [inhales sharply] 80 00:03:43,139 --> 00:03:45,725 [groans] You got me there with that Pro Bowl ring. 81 00:03:45,767 --> 00:03:46,893 [Rook] You all right? 82 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,061 -Am I bleeding? -[Rook] Yeah. 83 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:50,021 -[Skip] Ow, yeah. -Bad. 84 00:03:50,063 --> 00:03:52,023 I got a piece of bone moving around under there. 85 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,900 Ah, damn it. Where are the Band-Aids? 86 00:03:53,942 --> 00:03:55,068 In the bathroom here? 87 00:03:55,110 --> 00:03:56,403 -[Rook] Yeah, should be some. -[groaning] 88 00:03:58,405 --> 00:04:00,615 [whispers] I'm a little worried about him. 89 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,784 pulsing music 90 00:04:15,380 --> 00:04:16,756 [Skip] Hey, are you guys having 91 00:04:16,798 --> 00:04:18,091 any problems with the water? 92 00:04:18,133 --> 00:04:20,009 I'm not getting any in the greenhouse. 93 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:23,513 Oh, it's probably a blockage in the feeder line or something. 94 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:25,890 Hey, Rook, w-would you mind checking it out? 95 00:04:25,932 --> 00:04:27,517 I told Kels I'd finish this workout. 96 00:04:27,559 --> 00:04:28,685 No, I don't mind. 97 00:04:28,726 --> 00:04:30,687 Um, well, hold up. Wait a minute. Actually, 98 00:04:30,728 --> 00:04:34,274 let me talk to Kels first, run it by him, 99 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:35,608 make sure he's aware of it, and then... 100 00:04:35,650 --> 00:04:36,943 -and then you can go on. -[Rook] Cap, this is 101 00:04:36,985 --> 00:04:38,361 your department. You can do whatever you want. 102 00:04:38,403 --> 00:04:40,071 -He's not your boss. -I-I know, but you know how he gets. 103 00:04:40,113 --> 00:04:42,115 So, you suit up. I'll talk to Kels. 104 00:04:42,157 --> 00:04:44,409 Okay. 105 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:46,786 -[knocks on door] -Hey, Travis? 106 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,164 Hey, uh, just want to get you up to speed. 107 00:04:49,205 --> 00:04:51,166 We have a little trouble with the water tank, 108 00:04:51,207 --> 00:04:52,959 so Rook went out to check it out. 109 00:04:53,001 --> 00:04:54,794 Isn't water your department? 110 00:04:54,836 --> 00:04:57,589 Yeah, but, uh-- 111 00:04:57,630 --> 00:05:00,383 Then why the hell are you bothering me? 112 00:05:00,425 --> 00:05:02,093 I'm trying to read. 113 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,054 Sorry, I just thought you'd want... 114 00:05:05,096 --> 00:05:07,056 quiet, tense music 115 00:05:08,683 --> 00:05:11,060 Did you wash my rover? 116 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:13,771 Yeah. Yeah, I washed it once this morning 117 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,607 -and once this afternoon like you asked. -Yeah. 118 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,108 Thanks. 119 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,444 -It's-it's our rover, but-- -What? 120 00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:21,154 Nothing. Nothing. It's n... 121 00:05:21,196 --> 00:05:23,448 I-I'll take another look at it, make sure it's clean. 122 00:05:23,490 --> 00:05:25,325 Yeah, I bet. 123 00:05:36,794 --> 00:05:38,213 [grunts] 124 00:05:42,467 --> 00:05:45,261 [exhales] 125 00:05:45,303 --> 00:05:47,680 Okay. So, we've got a water crisis. 126 00:05:47,722 --> 00:05:49,432 Our water tank is empty. 127 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,643 All right? So, today's the sixth. 128 00:05:51,684 --> 00:05:53,102 Next water delivery's on the 29th. 129 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:56,689 It gives us three weeks until we have more water. 130 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:57,941 [Travis] Cap, 131 00:05:57,982 --> 00:06:00,652 how did we burn through a month's worth of water 132 00:06:00,693 --> 00:06:02,403 in a week? 133 00:06:02,445 --> 00:06:03,863 I don't know, Trav. I'm... 134 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,281 I don't know. I'm stumped. 135 00:06:05,323 --> 00:06:06,824 I'm... Uh, I got nothing on that. 136 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:08,368 I... It's a mystery, really. 137 00:06:08,409 --> 00:06:10,411 -Oh, God. -[Skip] Okay, so, 138 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:12,121 this is a dilemma. We're up on the Moon. 139 00:06:12,163 --> 00:06:13,623 We've got to deal with this. 140 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:15,625 Right? Got to find a solution. 141 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:18,545 So, I've done an accounting for all the liquids 142 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:20,463 that we have up here that are drinkable. 143 00:06:20,505 --> 00:06:22,298 Got 14 gallons of bottled water. 144 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,800 I've got some juice. 145 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:26,386 Uh, some of the water we use for our toilets. 146 00:06:26,427 --> 00:06:28,846 All right, so let's show NASA that we know what we're doing. 147 00:06:28,888 --> 00:06:30,223 What, uh... what are some other ideas? 148 00:06:30,265 --> 00:06:32,392 What about the vegetable oil? 149 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:34,185 There's some olive oil upstairs. 150 00:06:34,227 --> 00:06:35,645 Canola. 151 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:38,314 You-you cannot drink vegetable oil. 152 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:41,651 It's liquid, so should be drinkable. 153 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,861 The solubility is zero. 154 00:06:43,903 --> 00:06:45,905 So we can't use it. Yes, Cap. 155 00:06:45,947 --> 00:06:50,326 Uh, you have to add vinegar to oil for it to be drinkable. 156 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:51,911 [Skip] That's salad dressing. 157 00:06:51,953 --> 00:06:53,246 I know. 158 00:06:53,288 --> 00:06:54,706 You drank salad dressing? 159 00:06:54,747 --> 00:06:56,082 [Cap] Yeah. I had ordered salad 160 00:06:56,124 --> 00:06:58,209 and gotten a s... dressing on the side 161 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,211 and then just didn't use it and then... [slurps] 162 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:01,879 finished it off at the end. 163 00:07:01,921 --> 00:07:04,757 You're welcome to it. In the meantime, 164 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:08,428 I've started up the, uh, urine recycling machine. 165 00:07:08,469 --> 00:07:09,554 -Oh, come on. -[Skip] I know. 166 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:11,097 I was really hoping we weren't gonna have 167 00:07:11,139 --> 00:07:12,390 -to use this. -[Skip] Me, too. 168 00:07:12,432 --> 00:07:13,975 But it seems to be working just fine. 169 00:07:14,017 --> 00:07:15,560 If you'll just pass this around. 170 00:07:17,562 --> 00:07:20,982 This is de-urinized, so this is pure water. 171 00:07:21,024 --> 00:07:22,650 [coughs] Oh, God. 172 00:07:22,692 --> 00:07:24,986 Is that the light that's yellow? 173 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,738 It is water. It has been de-peed. 174 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:29,490 This isn't some kind of fetish thing or any... This is just...? 175 00:07:29,532 --> 00:07:30,658 No. 176 00:07:30,700 --> 00:07:31,743 All right, let's give it a shot. 177 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:33,119 -Let's just all try it. -[Skip] Now, 178 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:34,912 -one thing we could do is-- -[coughs] 179 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,122 Oh! 180 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,957 -[coughs] -[Rook] That's not water. 181 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,959 That is very salty. 182 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,961 Well, we're not gonna do that. 183 00:07:42,003 --> 00:07:43,963 Even at maximum conservation, 184 00:07:44,005 --> 00:07:46,716 we've got about three days of water left. 185 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,135 That gives us about a week to live. 186 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,887 So, let's dig a well, then. 187 00:07:50,928 --> 00:07:52,805 Dig a well? I... [laughs] 188 00:07:52,847 --> 00:07:54,807 -Let's dig a well. -[Rook] Dig a well? 189 00:07:54,849 --> 00:07:56,392 -[Travis] Yeah, well water. -In-in the desert? 190 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:58,186 -[Travis] Yeah. -[chuckles] Travis, 191 00:07:58,227 --> 00:08:00,313 it is so dangerous what you're suggesting. 192 00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,190 We don't have the equipment for it. 193 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:03,983 I mean, I guess if you want, 194 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:06,069 we could start the review process 195 00:08:06,110 --> 00:08:07,737 and get an environmental impact report started. 196 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:09,864 [Skip] Do you want to see what those look like? 197 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:12,700 -You think they're a page? -[Rook] You know what? 198 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:15,745 -What-- -They're 300 pages minimum. 199 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,163 Cap, you in? 200 00:08:17,205 --> 00:08:19,207 -Yeah, I'm with you, Kel. -Yeah, he's with me. 201 00:08:19,248 --> 00:08:21,334 You two can drink your pee water. 202 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:22,919 We're gonna go save this base. 203 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:24,962 Exactly. "F" you. 204 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:28,633 [scoffs] Good luck with that. 205 00:08:29,634 --> 00:08:31,177 -Hey, Trav? -Yeah. 206 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:32,970 Can I have a quick second about this? 207 00:08:33,012 --> 00:08:35,473 -Yeah. -Uh... 208 00:08:35,515 --> 00:08:37,767 Are you sure about this well idea? 209 00:08:37,809 --> 00:08:40,061 Y-Yeah. Yeah. 210 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,271 I've-I've dug in the ground before. 211 00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,107 -Okay. -Yeah. 212 00:08:44,148 --> 00:08:47,527 [exhales] I just got a lot on the line here, you know? 213 00:08:47,568 --> 00:08:50,530 I screwed up, and this is on me. 214 00:08:50,571 --> 00:08:52,865 I screwed up bad. I... 215 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,034 I mean, I screwed up my whole life. 216 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,786 That's the truth. That's why I'm here. 217 00:08:56,828 --> 00:08:58,996 That's why I need to get to the Moon. 218 00:08:59,038 --> 00:09:00,957 You know? I mean, I go up to the Moon, 219 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:03,126 I'm not a deadbeat dad, you know? 220 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:05,002 I go up to the Moon, I'm a hero. 221 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:06,462 And then I go back to Honolulu. 222 00:09:06,504 --> 00:09:07,964 They give me the key to the city, you know? 223 00:09:08,005 --> 00:09:09,382 -I get my business back. -Yeah. 224 00:09:09,424 --> 00:09:11,968 But... So, you know, no pressure on you, 225 00:09:12,009 --> 00:09:13,761 but I have a lot on the line. 226 00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,012 -Well-- -This has got to work. 227 00:09:15,054 --> 00:09:16,472 -We got to find water. -Easy, easy, easy. 228 00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,599 Don't be so hard on yourself, all right? 229 00:09:18,641 --> 00:09:20,143 -[sighs] I'm sorry. -Listen, 230 00:09:20,184 --> 00:09:22,562 we're gonna dig this well, save this base, 231 00:09:22,603 --> 00:09:24,814 and we're gonna get up to that Moon, all right, man? 232 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:26,566 -You promise? -I promise. 233 00:09:26,607 --> 00:09:27,900 -All right. -All right? Come here. 234 00:09:27,942 --> 00:09:29,402 Come here. Hey. 235 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:31,237 Until we get this well dug, 236 00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,364 you're gonna give me some of those water rations, right? 237 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:34,449 Oh, yeah. 238 00:09:34,490 --> 00:09:35,700 -Yeah. -Yeah, whatever you need. 239 00:09:35,742 --> 00:09:37,535 You know I need that hydration 240 00:09:37,577 --> 00:09:38,703 -for my skin, right? -Yeah. 241 00:09:38,745 --> 00:09:39,829 For my workouts? 242 00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:41,914 No, you got great skin, and you deserve it. 243 00:09:41,956 --> 00:09:44,625 -Yeah. You're my guy, Cap. -All right. Hut, hut, hut. 244 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,294 -We can do this. -Hut, hut, hike. Right? 245 00:09:46,335 --> 00:09:48,379 Yeah. I'm out. 246 00:09:48,421 --> 00:09:51,424 [exhales] 247 00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:54,177 [Rook] Hey, Skip? 248 00:09:54,218 --> 00:09:55,595 Can I talk to you about something here? 249 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,054 -Uh-huh. -Not so sure 250 00:09:57,096 --> 00:09:58,389 I can sign off on this. 251 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,183 The soil sample's showing mostly shale 252 00:10:00,224 --> 00:10:02,727 -and a little bit of sand. -Hmm. 253 00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:05,229 Not exactly safe for digging a well. 254 00:10:05,271 --> 00:10:07,273 Hey, guys. Have you seen the shovel? 255 00:10:07,315 --> 00:10:09,233 -Ah. -Cap, what are you doing? 256 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:12,028 Oh, Travis wants me to get all the equipment ready 257 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,446 for the big well dig tomorrow. 258 00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,531 [Skip] This, uh... 259 00:10:15,573 --> 00:10:18,075 well, you think that's... You think that's a good idea? 260 00:10:18,117 --> 00:10:20,244 Yeah. It's a great idea. 261 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:22,079 Kels is jazzed on it. 262 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,457 He's done it before, so it's gonna work. 263 00:10:24,499 --> 00:10:25,792 [Skip] Aren't you worried that Travis 264 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:27,293 is treating you a little bit like 265 00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:29,003 -an assistant or something? -[Cap] No. 266 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,338 I'm not his assistant. 267 00:10:30,379 --> 00:10:32,423 It's... We're... It's a partnership. 268 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,091 Listen, just because Kelce tells you to do something, 269 00:10:34,133 --> 00:10:35,760 doesn't mean you have to do it. That's all we're saying. 270 00:10:35,802 --> 00:10:37,470 [Skip] He's not that qualified. 271 00:10:37,512 --> 00:10:38,805 You're more qualified. 272 00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,431 NASA just wants him for the PR. 273 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:42,350 -Right. Right. -Cross-promotion with the NFL 274 00:10:42,391 --> 00:10:44,268 -and stuff. -Okay. Guys, listen, 275 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:46,270 we're a team, okay? 276 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,523 And we have to be supportive of each other, 277 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:50,149 even if it's not our idea. 278 00:10:50,191 --> 00:10:52,318 Okay? This is a great idea. 279 00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:53,486 -[Rook] Okay. -Okay? 280 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:54,654 -[Skip] Good luck. -You'll see. 281 00:10:54,695 --> 00:10:57,490 We're gonna have cool, fresh water by tomorrow. 282 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,158 Okay. 283 00:10:59,200 --> 00:11:01,160 [sighs] 284 00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:02,995 We'll never get through to him. 285 00:11:03,037 --> 00:11:04,288 What's that? 286 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:06,582 [distant birdcall] 287 00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:10,169 -[grunting weakly] -[wind whistling] 288 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,754 Hey, Cap, you ever seen any action? 289 00:11:11,796 --> 00:11:16,634 You mean, like, with the beach babes on Waikiki? Sure. 290 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,427 No, when you were piloting choppers. 291 00:11:18,469 --> 00:11:20,596 Oh... action? 292 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:22,265 Yeah, yeah. 293 00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:25,601 I mean, those crosswinds can get pretty squirrelly up there. 294 00:11:25,643 --> 00:11:28,521 One time, I was taking this four-star general up 295 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,481 to see a volcano on the Big Island. 296 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:31,816 Kind of a tour deal. 297 00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:34,485 Wait, where was it that you served? 298 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,529 [panting] 299 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,197 One sec, I'll tell you in one second. 300 00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:39,907 Just... losing my breath. 301 00:11:39,949 --> 00:11:42,535 You tired, bro? Why don't you take five. Let me get in there. 302 00:11:42,577 --> 00:11:43,703 -You sure, Kels? -Yeah, yeah. 303 00:11:43,744 --> 00:11:44,871 You're not making much progress. 304 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:46,330 Let me go ahead and get at this. 305 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,040 All right, I'll spell you when you need it. 306 00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:49,166 Yeah. 307 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:51,502 Heck, you trying to save this base? 308 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:53,421 You're digging like a lazy little bitch. 309 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,714 [grunts] 310 00:11:54,755 --> 00:11:56,424 Well, you got a different shovel, so... 311 00:11:56,465 --> 00:11:57,633 [grunts] 312 00:11:57,675 --> 00:11:58,968 You got to man up, you know? 313 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,052 Really get in there. 314 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,388 Okay, well, I am a man. 315 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:04,724 -[thuds] -What the heck was that? 316 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:05,850 [screams] 317 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:08,019 Oh, God. Oh, God! Kelce! 318 00:12:08,060 --> 00:12:10,813 Kelce! We're gonna get you out! 319 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:12,815 We're gonna get you... Oh, God, oh, God! 320 00:12:12,857 --> 00:12:16,027 Oh, my God. Shit. Shit! 321 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,570 [shouts] 322 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:19,071 [Rook] Okay, this is a soil compaction report, 323 00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,531 which we're denying, so I need you 324 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:21,866 -to initial here. -All right. 325 00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,659 Here, and sign down here. 326 00:12:23,701 --> 00:12:25,912 And then... we're denying it. 327 00:12:25,953 --> 00:12:28,247 Okay. And then, the environmental impact report 328 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,833 was also denied, so just need a signature here. 329 00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:32,877 Okay, so I don't have to initial there. 330 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:34,545 And we're gonna backdate the stamp, 331 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,255 get that started. 332 00:12:36,297 --> 00:12:37,423 [Cap yelling] 333 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:39,884 Trav... Travis fell... 334 00:12:39,926 --> 00:12:41,427 The ground, it went whoosh! 335 00:12:41,469 --> 00:12:42,929 He fell down! 336 00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:43,971 Are you serious?! 337 00:12:44,013 --> 00:12:46,098 Oh! Hold on. 338 00:12:46,140 --> 00:12:47,975 Check the vitals, Skip. 339 00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,435 Get his vitals up. 340 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,103 Oh, my God. 341 00:12:51,145 --> 00:12:53,272 Look at his blood pressure. It's dropping fast. 342 00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:54,607 I don't understand. We were digging, 343 00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,192 -and he just, whoosh. -Kelce. 344 00:12:56,233 --> 00:12:58,444 -Kelce, Kelce, can you hear me? -Kelce. Come in, Kels. 345 00:12:58,486 --> 00:13:00,071 All right, we got to go. We got to go. 346 00:13:00,112 --> 00:13:01,739 -What are you talking about? -Got to dig him out! 347 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,783 No, we can't go down there. It's too dangerous, Cap! 348 00:13:03,824 --> 00:13:05,326 That's why I said we should put out a... 349 00:13:05,368 --> 00:13:07,203 an environmental impact report, darn it! 350 00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:08,788 [Skip] Plus, we don't have the equipment. 351 00:13:08,829 --> 00:13:10,206 You know, you go in there, and you... 352 00:13:10,247 --> 00:13:11,374 wee, wee, wee, duh-duh. 353 00:13:11,415 --> 00:13:13,292 You fall in, we try to get you, have a little winch. 354 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,585 Gee, gee, gee, gee, gee. 355 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,545 He goes in after you, I fall on top of him. 356 00:13:16,587 --> 00:13:18,130 We're trying to flag people down. 357 00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:19,548 It doesn't work. 358 00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:21,550 -[rapid beeping] -Wait. Stop. 359 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,219 What do you got? You got something? 360 00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:25,304 -[long, high-pitched tone] -There is no pulse at all. 361 00:13:25,346 --> 00:13:27,640 Yeah, we lost him. 362 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,475 He's dead! He's dead! Damn it! 363 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:32,895 -Oh, my God. Oh. -[panting] 364 00:13:32,937 --> 00:13:34,939 [Skip] Oh, God. 365 00:13:34,981 --> 00:13:38,275 Lord Jesus Christ, please send Kelce right to Heaven, and pray 366 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,611 -for his family, his family... -[Cap yells] -[Skip] Kelce. 367 00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:42,279 Because they're going through such a hard time. 368 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,198 -We signed a waiver. -This is so terr... 369 00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:45,950 It... We're not at fault. 370 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:48,661 We're not at fault. We-we advised against this. 371 00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:51,998 It was a terrible idea. He should never have tried it. 372 00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:54,834 We got to call this in. Let's-let's start putting 373 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,919 -all this in the report. -I think this is the report. 374 00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,171 -[Rook muttering] -What? Report?! Nah. 375 00:13:59,213 --> 00:14:01,674 Stop. Have you thought this through? 376 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,259 You know what happens, 377 00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:05,720 you put this on a report? Do you? 378 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:07,805 Okay, you put this on a report 379 00:14:07,847 --> 00:14:09,974 that a man died at our base, we're done. 380 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:11,892 Close the book. It's over. 381 00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:14,562 Everything you've done, it's over. You understand? 382 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,522 I think we got to call it in. 383 00:14:16,564 --> 00:14:19,108 Do we? That what we have to do? 384 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,862 Why did you want to go to the Moon? 385 00:14:22,903 --> 00:14:25,156 I don't know. My pastor told me 386 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,658 it would be a good idea to help spread the gospel 387 00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,368 of Jesus Christ out into the universe. 388 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,828 Okay. 389 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,705 Faith. 390 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:34,373 Why did you want to go to the Moon? 391 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,876 Wanted to carry on the legacy of my father, 392 00:14:36,917 --> 00:14:39,045 Dr. Henai the First, the astronaut. 393 00:14:39,086 --> 00:14:40,963 It's what a son does. 394 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:43,632 I mean, we're Henais. 395 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,551 That's what a son does. 396 00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,386 What does a son do? 397 00:14:47,428 --> 00:14:49,055 What does a Christian do? 398 00:14:49,096 --> 00:14:51,515 They persevere, right? 399 00:14:51,557 --> 00:14:53,559 You figure out a way. 400 00:14:53,601 --> 00:14:55,728 Look, we've all made mistakes. 401 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:58,189 We've all had failed marriages. 402 00:14:58,230 --> 00:15:00,066 We're all had helicopter tour businesses 403 00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:03,652 go belly up overnight because we didn't pay our taxes. 404 00:15:03,694 --> 00:15:05,654 All right? 405 00:15:05,696 --> 00:15:09,492 But we're not gonna let one mistake 406 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,202 end all that. 407 00:15:11,243 --> 00:15:12,870 And you know why? 408 00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,457 Because we are members 409 00:15:16,499 --> 00:15:21,003 of the National Association of Space Astronauts. 410 00:15:21,045 --> 00:15:22,379 The what? 411 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:23,839 NASA. 412 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:25,341 [Rook] No, it's the, um... 413 00:15:25,382 --> 00:15:27,927 N... It's the North American... 414 00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,054 Space Association. 415 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,430 -Right? Is it? -No, no, no. 416 00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,766 That's-that's... that's not it. Uh... 417 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:35,059 -It's the National Association-- -It's not "National." 418 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,436 Nautical. Nautical, 'cause it started with boats. 419 00:15:37,478 --> 00:15:41,607 Nautical... Astronomy Society of... 420 00:15:41,649 --> 00:15:43,359 -Adventure. -[Skip] I don't think 421 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:45,402 it stands for anything. I think it's just a word. 422 00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,779 -NASA. -It's NASA. -NASA. 423 00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,948 Okay. NASA. We're NASA. 424 00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:52,118 All right, well, Cap, what are you suggesting we do? 425 00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:55,121 We get our stories straight. 426 00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:57,832 -All right, read that back. -Okay. "Mission report. 427 00:15:57,873 --> 00:16:01,710 In regards to our dearly revered--" 428 00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,420 -Dearly? -Dearly? No, no, no. 429 00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:05,131 Lose "dearly." It sounds like he died. 430 00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:07,383 Okay. "In regards to Travis Kelce, 431 00:16:07,424 --> 00:16:09,009 we suspect he left in a huff 432 00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:12,012 after he remembered he had some gambling debts. 433 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,682 You might want to check the Vegas Strip?" Question mark. 434 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:16,225 Good. 435 00:16:16,267 --> 00:16:19,186 "We hope he's okay. End of report." 436 00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,646 -Yeah. Hit "save." -[Rook sighs] 437 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:22,106 -That's pretty good. -Hit "save." 438 00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,524 -Save. -I don't know, Cap. 439 00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,109 You think this is such a good idea? 440 00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,944 -[Cap sighs] -I mean, it's-it's lying. 441 00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:28,696 You got another idea? 442 00:16:28,737 --> 00:16:32,241 Well, you know, until we submit this report, we're innocent. 443 00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:34,493 -Yeah. -So, once we do that, 444 00:16:34,535 --> 00:16:36,912 -it is officially a cover-up. -[Rook] Yeah. 445 00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:38,330 There's no going back from that, Cap. 446 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:39,999 -But we can't change the story? -Are you thinking? 447 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,667 -Are you thinking right now? -I can't think straight 448 00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:43,836 because I haven't had a glass of water in two days. 449 00:16:43,878 --> 00:16:45,796 I'm dying of thirst, literally, here. 450 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:48,174 -[Skip] It's-it's affecting us. -[Cap] Here. 451 00:16:48,215 --> 00:16:49,592 Have a squirt. 452 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:51,594 [mutters, gasps, coughs] 453 00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,846 It's cleaning solution, Cap. 454 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:55,472 It's mostly water. 455 00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,807 Can't live off cleaning solution. 456 00:16:56,849 --> 00:16:58,058 We have to figure this out. 457 00:16:58,100 --> 00:16:59,643 All right, guys, before we send this, 458 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,353 let's just hold off, let's think about it for a while. 459 00:17:01,395 --> 00:17:02,771 We're running out of time. 460 00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:04,648 We need water. 461 00:17:04,690 --> 00:17:07,735 soft, dreamy music 462 00:17:07,776 --> 00:17:10,654 Mm 463 00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,377 [sighs] 464 00:17:33,594 --> 00:17:35,721 Water. What is water? 465 00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:38,432 What is water? [mumbles] H20. 466 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:45,731 [whispering] 467 00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,233 [sucking loudly] 468 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:49,068 [sighs] 469 00:17:49,109 --> 00:17:52,363 [grunts] Damn it! 470 00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,697 Nothing. 471 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:56,033 [Skip] My kidneys are just starting to check out, I think. 472 00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,118 My muscles are really seizing up. 473 00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,412 Maybe we should just call it in, you know? 474 00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,665 -We're done. -Just have to let NASA know 475 00:18:02,706 --> 00:18:05,376 it's just not our fault. We ran out of water. 476 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,835 They could send some water out here, 477 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,254 we can get things back online. 478 00:18:08,295 --> 00:18:11,173 No. 479 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:13,801 We got one Hail Mary. 480 00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,511 [sighs] 481 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:18,639 I didn't want to do it, but... 482 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:20,266 [glass clinking] 483 00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:22,601 Oh, Cap. 484 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:24,144 Celebration champagne? 485 00:18:24,186 --> 00:18:25,980 [Cap] It was supposed to be for a celebration 486 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,564 or a special occasion. 487 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,900 Guess what. It's a special occasion. We're dying. 488 00:18:29,942 --> 00:18:31,944 -[sighs heavily] -This is not for celebration. 489 00:18:31,986 --> 00:18:35,489 It's not for getting drunk. It's for hydration. 490 00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:37,408 -[cork pops] -So, each of us 491 00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,201 gets a one-second sip. 492 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,287 -[Skip] Okay. -And I'm gonna count. 493 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,456 Two, three. 494 00:18:44,498 --> 00:18:46,458 Okay, there should be three sips in there. 495 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:48,460 -Okay. -Careful. 496 00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,130 To Kelce. Right? 497 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:52,464 [Skip] One second. 498 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:53,924 [Cap] One. One. 499 00:18:53,966 --> 00:18:55,551 -Not one and a half. -[sighs] 500 00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,636 That's good. That's good. [sniffles] 501 00:18:57,678 --> 00:18:59,013 -[Cap] All right. -That's good. It's gonna work. 502 00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,014 It's gonna work. 503 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,182 Okay. 504 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:04,351 [sipping loudly] 505 00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,894 What, are you finishing it? 506 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,771 No. 507 00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:11,108 I'm splitting it up so that... it-it's gonna be increments. 508 00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,943 What? Micro sips? 509 00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,531 [sipping loudly] 510 00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,033 [Rook] That's enough. 511 00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:20,326 He-he's had too much. He's had more... way more than... 512 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,535 -[Cap] All right. Come on. -Hey. 513 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,203 -[Cap] Hey, hey, hey, hey. -[Rook] Skip, come on! 514 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,080 [Cap] Skip, what are you doing? 515 00:19:25,122 --> 00:19:27,750 [Skip] Ah. 516 00:19:27,791 --> 00:19:29,293 [Rook] Savor it, Cap. 517 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,961 Savor it. 518 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:33,255 [sucking loudly] 519 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:36,216 Ah. Ah. Wow. Feels nice to have a wet mouth. 520 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,052 I just want to... just 521 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,887 -a little more. -No, no, no. What are you doing? 522 00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:41,597 I'll-I'll skip my next ration. It's all right. 523 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:44,641 [sipping and gulping loudly] 524 00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:45,809 [Cap] Not too much. 525 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:47,227 -Not too much. -[Skip] Easy, easy. 526 00:19:47,269 --> 00:19:48,645 [Cap] Body will go into shock. 527 00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,356 [laughing] Oh, oh, it's good. 528 00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:52,024 That's good. 529 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:54,276 [laughter] 530 00:19:54,318 --> 00:19:55,861 [Rook] Look at him. Look at him. 531 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,446 Uh-uh. 532 00:19:57,488 --> 00:19:58,697 Remember when we thought we...? 533 00:19:58,739 --> 00:20:00,491 You remember when we thought we were gonna die? 534 00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,201 You remember when we were like, 535 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,161 "I'm dying of thirst. I'm gonna die"? 536 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:06,038 -[Skip] I thought I was gonna die. -Who cares? 537 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,791 Oh, we're fine. A couple of sips, and we're fine. 538 00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:10,209 -[Rook laughs] -Have a sip. 539 00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:12,002 [chuckles] 540 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:15,297 But if I do die, 541 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:19,885 well, I would hope that you two would promise 542 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,887 to start... 543 00:20:21,929 --> 00:20:24,390 a scholarship in my name 544 00:20:24,431 --> 00:20:27,893 to give $1,000 scholarships 545 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:32,231 to everyone who... applies. 546 00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:33,857 [Skip] Anyone who applies? 547 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:35,567 Yeah. 548 00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:39,571 Okay. And, Rook, what if you die? 549 00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:42,950 Uh, just call Calvary Cross United. They got everything. 550 00:20:42,991 --> 00:20:46,787 -"Calavry" Cross? -Calvary Cross, my church. 551 00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:49,039 I, uh... I owe them everything. 552 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:54,586 Yeah. I was... You know, I was a... I was a Phishhead. 553 00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:57,172 I was addicted to the music of Phish. 554 00:20:57,214 --> 00:20:58,382 -Going around-- -Phish, the band? 555 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:01,176 Yeah, I was tr-traveling with those guys, and I was doing 556 00:21:01,218 --> 00:21:03,595 merch for them, and... 557 00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:05,055 just got into all these different drugs. 558 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,932 You know, it's a drug culture. 559 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,767 I was doing every drug you can imagine. 560 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,436 I was doing marijuana, I was doing pot, 561 00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:12,521 and I was doing grass, weed, 562 00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:17,234 skunk, edibles, mints, lozenges, brownies. 563 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,902 I ate so many pot brownies, 564 00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,946 I gained 200 pounds in one year. 565 00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,907 [sighs] 566 00:21:23,949 --> 00:21:26,869 Henai, go. You're dead. What's happening with you? 567 00:21:26,910 --> 00:21:28,454 Well, 568 00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:32,249 since my father, Dr. Henai, worked for NASA, 569 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:35,752 he got a huge marble monument for the entire family. 570 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:38,755 And I will be buried alongside him. 571 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:41,133 The plot is in 572 00:21:41,175 --> 00:21:43,177 -red marble. -Oh. 573 00:21:43,218 --> 00:21:45,012 Are you checking out? 574 00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,930 I'm not... No, I'm just listening. 575 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:48,932 -Your eyes are closed. -Yeah, sometimes 576 00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:50,976 I close my eyes so I can concentrate better. 577 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:52,478 Make eye contact with me. 578 00:21:52,519 --> 00:21:54,313 [Rook] I'll tell you guys. 579 00:21:54,354 --> 00:21:57,691 You know what I would go for right now is a nice, hot bath. 580 00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,318 -[Cap] Mm. -You know what I mean? 581 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:00,694 You want, like, a champagne bath? 582 00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:03,238 -'Cause that's all we got left. -[laughter] 583 00:22:03,280 --> 00:22:04,907 -Do that. -We don't have enough 584 00:22:04,948 --> 00:22:06,825 to do that, and it would be quite sticky. 585 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:09,828 You know what we do have. We don't... 586 00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:11,997 We have a Moon bath. 587 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,165 [Rook] Ooh. 588 00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:15,167 -Whoa. -She is full 589 00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:16,585 to bursting tonight, boy. 590 00:22:16,627 --> 00:22:18,170 -Let's suit up, suit up. -[muttering] 591 00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:20,839 -For a Moon bath. -Moon bath. 592 00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:24,092 [Skip] How far along do you think they are with building 593 00:22:24,134 --> 00:22:25,427 the real moonbase? 594 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,012 I think they're almost done. 595 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,014 They said they're gonna put it right in the middle 596 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:31,433 of the Sea of Tranquility as a... 597 00:22:31,475 --> 00:22:35,354 as sort of honoring Scott Armstrong. 598 00:22:35,395 --> 00:22:37,397 I just want to be there right now. 599 00:22:37,439 --> 00:22:40,400 -Huh. -[Cap mutters] 600 00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:43,570 Hmm. 601 00:22:43,612 --> 00:22:46,532 [snoring] 602 00:22:46,573 --> 00:22:48,909 Cap? 603 00:22:48,951 --> 00:22:50,702 [snoring] 604 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:53,413 Rook? 605 00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,749 -Huh? -Rook? 606 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,793 [grunts] 607 00:22:57,834 --> 00:22:59,545 This is crazy. We... 608 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:02,256 I'm sorry, but we... we should call it in. 609 00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:03,465 [sighs heavily] 610 00:23:03,507 --> 00:23:06,051 The whole Travis thing-- I feel so bad. 611 00:23:06,093 --> 00:23:07,719 Yeah, I know. 612 00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:09,721 It's kind of gotten out of hand, huh? 613 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:13,225 Yeah. Really out of hand. 614 00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,018 What about Cap, though? 615 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,895 -[snoring] -It's his dream to get up there. 616 00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:19,982 -We're gonna throw it all away? -Rook, we're gonna die anyway. 617 00:23:20,023 --> 00:23:21,525 We're gonna die out here. 618 00:23:21,567 --> 00:23:23,026 We don't have any liquids. 619 00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:25,404 I'm so thirsty. 620 00:23:25,445 --> 00:23:28,323 We have to call it in, okay, Rook? 621 00:23:28,365 --> 00:23:30,576 All right. Hey, Cap? 622 00:23:30,617 --> 00:23:31,994 -[Skip] Cap? -Huh? 623 00:23:32,035 --> 00:23:33,579 We're gonna call it in, okay, man? 624 00:23:33,620 --> 00:23:35,247 Okay, let's call it a night. 625 00:23:35,289 --> 00:23:38,584 Just, I'm gonna rest my eyes here for a second. 626 00:23:38,625 --> 00:23:40,002 I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. 627 00:23:40,043 --> 00:23:43,255 [kisses] Um, good night. 628 00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:46,925 Oh. 629 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,219 [sirens blaring] 630 00:23:54,683 --> 00:23:56,768 [garbled radio transmission] 631 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:19,458 [wind whistling] 632 00:24:27,674 --> 00:24:29,635 [woman] So, guys, the engineers have determined 633 00:24:29,676 --> 00:24:31,595 that there was minor structural damage 634 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:34,473 to the water tank, which resulted in a leak. 635 00:24:34,514 --> 00:24:36,558 Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. 636 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,143 But they're-they're repairing it right now. 637 00:24:38,185 --> 00:24:41,146 That's good. [sniffles, sighs] 638 00:24:41,188 --> 00:24:42,648 -That's great. -Thank you. 639 00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:44,149 Well, 640 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:46,610 Mr. Kelce was clearly negligent. 641 00:24:46,652 --> 00:24:49,655 He should have waited for the environmental impact report 642 00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:51,198 before beginning any digging. 643 00:24:51,239 --> 00:24:52,699 [Rook] Yep. 644 00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:54,785 Doesn't look like anyone here was at fault. 645 00:24:54,826 --> 00:24:56,995 -Okay. -Yeah. 646 00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:58,997 -[laughing] That's... -Except Kels. 647 00:24:59,039 --> 00:25:00,499 -Well, yeah, he was, uh, at fault. -Yeah. 648 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,000 [sighs] 649 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,627 Still a tough day around here. 650 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:07,923 Yeah, it's a sad day for America and, uh... 651 00:25:07,964 --> 00:25:09,341 [sputters] 652 00:25:09,383 --> 00:25:11,218 It's a... it's a tough day for football. 653 00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:12,844 [Rook] That's right. Uh... 654 00:25:12,886 --> 00:25:14,262 I'm glad you said that, 655 00:25:14,304 --> 00:25:16,014 'cause I don't think that gets enough attention. 656 00:25:16,056 --> 00:25:20,936 Gentlemen, this incident was obviously very traumatic. 657 00:25:20,977 --> 00:25:23,063 So, take some time and decide 658 00:25:23,105 --> 00:25:25,357 if you guys would like to carry on with the mission. 659 00:25:25,399 --> 00:25:27,693 -Yeah? -Yeah. 660 00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:29,027 -Yeah. -We're in. 661 00:25:29,069 --> 00:25:31,029 atmospheric music 662 00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:34,783 Well, they filled the water tank. 663 00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:36,451 Looks like the mission is back online. 664 00:25:36,493 --> 00:25:38,870 -[woman] We miss you. -Roger that, Skip. 665 00:25:38,912 --> 00:25:41,206 [Cap] Affirmative, Moonbase 8. 666 00:25:41,248 --> 00:25:43,125 H2O is go. 667 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,043 [whoops] 668 00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,045 upbeat music 47768

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