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Hmm?
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[sniffs]
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[exhales]
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[bong bubbling]
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What's up with you, King?
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Hmm?
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Oh, hey...
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what's up?Just you?
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[laughs]Bitch.
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Why are you doing this, King?
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What? Chillin'?
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'Cause I'm cool,that's why, you fool.
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Oh, no, early in the mornin'?
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Oh, oh, yeah,oh, what about it?
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What about it?
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You are the king of theentire fuckin' jungle.
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Don't I look it?
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Sure, you look it, butyou've got to be the king, too.
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Be, get around,check on the others.
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Fuck a lioness,eat a human, kill a gazelle.
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Just show up hereand deal, ya know?
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Man, my throat is dry,I'm fuckin' thirsty.
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[Lion] Mm, me too.
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[snorts]
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Ah, God damn it.
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[coughs]Such a good hit.
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That's a realgood example, Giant.
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[coughs]
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Why are youdressed in pink, man?
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What the fuck?
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Yeah, pretty fuckin'clean, huh, man?
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[chuckles]
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[sighs]Whatever, look at you.
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You are da fucking king.
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Hey, hey,I thought I was the king.
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What?
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He is the king elephant.
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You, man, you are thegrand king elephant,
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in your prime.
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There is a lot that youcould be doing right now.
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If I were you, I would bemaking some serious moves, sir.
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Some serious moves.
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* I hit that ganja
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* And blow that smoke in the sky *
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* I get high
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* So high
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* Feelin' real good
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* When I hit that ganja
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* And blow that smoke in the sky *
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* Smoke one to this
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* Ridin' to the store
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* On the way to get a dutch
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* Early in the morning but I don't give a fuck *
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* Go park somewhere and I start to roll it up *
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* Take the leaf off the dutch and start to break it up *
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* Crack it down the middle then throw away the guts *
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* Break up the weed and lick to close it up... *
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[bong bubbling]
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* [music continuesindistinctly] *
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* I get high
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* So high
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* Feelin' real good when I hit that ganja *
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* And blow that smoke in the sky *
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[air blows]
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[coughs]
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[exhales]
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[pipe whistles]
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* I hope blind hope
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[exhales]
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[moans]
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[Floyd] How you doin', bro?
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-Hey.-Nice to meet ya.
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-How are ya?-Great.
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Good.
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[pipe whistles]
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[exhales]
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Great club, huh?
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Yeah, it's not bad, not bad.
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You been here a lot,this is my first time.
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Once a month.
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Once a month?This is my first time here.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, a friend of mine,you might know him.
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A Irish guy, Shawn Sullivan.
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Has a jazz quartet.
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Sometimes he plays in theroom over next to the bar.
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Okay.
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I don't know him.
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Should I know him?Here, you need a light?
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Thanks, brother.
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Yeah, we care, we share.
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[lighter clicks]
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I've never seenanything like this before.
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Yeah.
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-Hey, bro.-Thank you.
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Not a problem, thank you.
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It's a wonderful experience.
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I think I have theright attire here.
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You ever been to Amsterdam?
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[coughs]
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Never.
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Is it...Is it like this?
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It's critical to getover there and enjoy it.
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For three or four days.
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Any more than that is too much?
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-That's what I've been told.-Yeah.
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How many times you been?
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-Two.-Twice.
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How many days?
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Four days a piece.
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Four days a piece?Do you remember any of 'em?
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Yes.
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-Good times?-Riding a bicycle.
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That sounds awesome.
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That sounds fantastic.
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Yeah, my nephew'skindergarten teacher
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told me about this place.
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Yeah?
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Doesn't say much for her, but...
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What school does he go to?
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[coughs]
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I don't know,kindergartens have names?
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Wow.
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Like, he's very small.
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He don't know much.Sleep, take up a lot of money.
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-You have kids?-Two.
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[coughs]How old?
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Twenty-one...
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and 17.
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[exhales]
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You're not supposedto eat that stuff.
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-My name's Mike.-Mike? Floyd.
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-Floyd?-Vavino.
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Floyd.
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Like Pink Floyd, huh?
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Yeah.
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Were you in that band,Pink Floyd?
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[Floyd] Mm-mmm.
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No?
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I don't know,I don't remember the '70s.
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I wasn't born until the '80s--
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I cut my hairshort in those days.
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Oh, yeah?
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Mm-hmm.
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You still keep itpretty short now?
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I try and, uh,keep well-groomed.
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Ten, nine, eight, seven, six.
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I have 11 fingers.
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Do you think I couldsee one of your hands?
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Can I see both of your hands?
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Do you have a tattoo...
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somewhere?
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Yeah.
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You have 11 fingers.
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[woman] I do?
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Yeah.
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You do.
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I do, too.
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Everybody does.
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Who thought it was 10?
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My stupid teacher.
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'Cause zero's a number.
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Zero to 10.
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One o'clock.
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One.
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Eleven.
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What about infinity?Isn't infinity a number?
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Totally a number.
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It's the biggest one.
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What equation wouldyou answer with infinity?
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[woman 2] All right,I gotta question for you.
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How badly do youwanna go to the moon?
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Infinity and back.
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Infinity and back is zero.
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I could get a tattooof just the moon,
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'cause the moon is zero.
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Moon is not zero.
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The distance betweenthe earth and the moon
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can be actuallycalculated in light years,
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so that is not infinity.Infinity is not real.
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Infinity doesn't exist, becauseyou can measure everything.
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-I can measure...-No.
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from here to moon...
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-You cannot measure...-to back.
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everything.
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So, there is no infinity.[speaking foreign language]
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Emotion.
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We can't measure emotion.
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Emotion, you can measure,because emotion is energy.
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And energy is
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equal to...
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MC squared.
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So you can measure emotion.
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I am, like,such an emotional person.
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If a mother loves the child...
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and the childloves the mother...
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But, see, it is different so...
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love is different.
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Depending on who you love.
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[scoffs]Amen to that.
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It's like lightning.
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When it hits a person...
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-it's bad.-I am a mess.
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But then it goes in the sky,it's beautiful.
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Do you just feel likeyou're a mess sometimes?
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Oh, yeah.
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[sighs]
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This ceiling.
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You know, this ceiling issomebody else's floor?
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What if we arebackwards right now?
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But we don't know thatwe're backwards like that.
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That means there's no gravity.
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You just said so many things...
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-We're walking...-that are...
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-on the moon.-blowing my mind.
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Moon walking...
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is my favorite dance.[laughs]
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I miss Michael Jacksonlike I knew him.
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Skin is made upof the same tissue...
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on women and on men,but it's different.
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You cannot use thesame moisturizer
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that you use for women, for men.
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I used to date this guy,
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I hated his moisturizer,because it smelled like a guy.
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So I could never use it.
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Do you know when theytapped you on your skin?
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How does it stay on your skin?
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I've been trying tofigure it out, yeah,
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because your skin,you know, it grows, right?
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And it-- And the top layergoes off, all the time.
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But the tattoo stays.
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Your skin grows off?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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How many layers do you have?
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Like this.
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Like this.Like this.
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But this is two?
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It's 11 of them.
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Can you imagine ifyour name was Zorro?
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Ceiling is the floor,
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skin is the skin.
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A green chili pepper is alsomade from chlorophyll pigment.
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And a mango is made ofchlorophyll pigment.
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Like...
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My favorite bodywash is mango.
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Favorite, scented.
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Everything is fucking same...[laughs]
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You know, infinity isconnected, it-- You-- You--
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Can you tell where itstarts and where it ends?
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-[woman 2] No.-If you-- You...
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It's so fluid.
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But where do you draw it?
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In the air.
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See?You started from the center.
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But what if you did notstart it from the center?
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Because everybody thinkscenter is the starting point,
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but what if center wasnot the starting point?
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What if the centerwas not even the end?
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Like, what ifcenter didn't exist?
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[snaps fingers]
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What if-- What's that guy,Zorro you said?
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[laughs]
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What if Zorro is blooming,and we're just in his wheel,
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and we're not real.What if we're not at the center?
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You're not in there.
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Somewhere in somebody'srandom thoughts.
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What if none of this exists?
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Fuck, man.
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I exist.
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What if you don't?
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Remember when youwere doing this?
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See, infinity hastwo zeros in it, right?
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So, if infinity's two zeros,then infinity is two.
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You need this.
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That's fucking cool,I figured it out, dude.
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I should have met Shakuntala.
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[crunching]
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They have a weird crunch.
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[exhales][moans]
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[whispers]Shit, this is good.
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Do you ever noticethat these pipes...
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look like little glasspenises with designs on them?
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And...
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when we light them, right...
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we're, like,sucking the cock of our high.
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[laughing]
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You know what I just realized?
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You're black.
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[laughs]
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Holy shit, I'm black.
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It's true, you know?
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I read once...
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eight point five people,
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every year,get raped by dolphins.
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Of all the pieces ofinformation to share...
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you chose that?
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Tell me how this helpsme in my daily life.
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Next time you're in the ocean...
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you'll remember it.
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When you hear that[imitates dolphin]
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you will swim towards shore.
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[sighs]
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Isn't it weird though,
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a dolphin can understandanother dolphin?
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Just from, like, high-pitched...[shrieks]
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Like, what do youthink they're saying?
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You really wanna knowwhat I think they're saying?
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Yeah.
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This is just my opinion.
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Okay.
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I think that dolphinshave developed a highly
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pitch-sensitivelanguage that basically
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covers something of thesame complexity of Sanskrit,
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or ancient hieroglyphs, somekind of deciphered language
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that only they can understand,
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in which theycommunicate the nuances
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and the secret innermost...treasures of the universe.
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I believe that dolphinscould very well be,
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the beings responsible
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for the inceptionof the entire world.
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Or its destruction.
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Shit.
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I thought they werejust sayin' hi.
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[laughing]
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Why do we even talk, man?Like...
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what is the point?
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What has anything we'vesaid tonight mattered?
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The point of all communication
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is to confirm that we'renot alone in the universe.
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But we say nothing.
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We never say anything.
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The entire complexityof human communication
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is wrought withcomplete and utter
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idiosyncrasies thateliminate any kind of
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viable information to bedisplayed or transferred
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between two cognizanthuman beings.
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How do we know...
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what we're even saying, though?
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How do you know
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that I say,"Hey, man, what's up?"
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That I might say,"Dude, I wanna kill you."
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What makes whatwe're saying matter?
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[exhales]
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Fuck this deep stuff, man.
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Hit that.
347
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Fuck the police.
348
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You should sue them.
349
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,017
Fuck the police,fuck the police?
350
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Fuck the police.
351
00:20:54,721 --> 00:20:56,255
What is your problemwith the police?
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You should have the problem.
353
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Why do I havea problem with the police?
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[sighs]Fuckin' racial profiling.
355
00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,366
You got racially profiled?
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00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:09,669
Who the fuck raciallyprofiled you?
357
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-[laughs]-What are you smokin'?
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I don't know.
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That shit must be great.
360
00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:17,310
I found it.
361
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You know where I can get some?
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You can have some.
363
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Yeah, I don't know what's in it.
364
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I'll take a...
365
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,022
Pass that shit.
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[exhales]
367
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I wonder if weed makes you fat.
368
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,478
It makes you healthier.
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I think it does something,your, like, body chemistry
370
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that re-energizes youand gives you energy.
371
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:02,889
What the fuck do models eat?
372
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They smoke.
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They smoke!
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They weigh, like, six pounds
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-soakin' wet.-They smoke!
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And they all walk around withthat fucking sucked in face.
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[imitates model]Oh, my God,
378
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like, over there, over there?
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And, like, I can'teat any carbs,
380
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because if I do, I'm gonna,like, fucking explode.
381
00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:24,411
And, like, if I doeat carbs, like...
382
00:22:24,444 --> 00:22:25,945
What is the deal with nose jobs?
383
00:22:25,978 --> 00:22:28,748
Every fucking time I seesome actress come out,
384
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they chop her Goddamn nose off,
385
00:22:31,183 --> 00:22:33,786
and she looks like a completelydifferent fuckin' person.
386
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When you said nose job,
387
00:22:35,622 --> 00:22:37,724
I thought you wereinto some kinky shit.
388
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[laughs]
389
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I think there's fat in water.
390
00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:43,730
They want us to be fat.
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They wanna sell us the dietpills and the gym memberships.
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I mean, I've lostsome weight, I'm--
393
00:22:50,002 --> 00:22:51,438
You look good, man.
394
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I mean, I used to be 450.
395
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You look good.
396
00:22:54,541 --> 00:22:58,144
Now, I'm what, like,107 pounds and shit.
397
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I picked somethin'up the other day.
398
00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,984
And I lifted up my arm, andI was like, "Fuck yeah."
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00:23:05,017 --> 00:23:06,419
Fuck yeah.
400
00:23:06,453 --> 00:23:07,620
Fuck yeah.
401
00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,023
You're really attractive.
402
00:23:12,992 --> 00:23:14,060
I gotta get to the gym.
403
00:23:15,528 --> 00:23:16,763
I gotta work out harder.
404
00:23:20,967 --> 00:23:21,801
You and me.
405
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:23,836
We're goin' to the gym.
406
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[inhaling]
407
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Fuck yeah.
408
00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:37,617
Oh, shit, [chuckles]I got dizzy.
409
00:23:38,618 --> 00:23:40,887
Shh, yeah,it's you and me, baby.
410
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:43,556
It's you and me.
411
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:46,626
Oh, shit.
412
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I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool.
413
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Do you wanna know something?
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Do you know that you canbe raped by a dolphin?
415
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[chuckles]
416
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:23,195
It's true.I'm tellin' you...
417
00:24:26,065 --> 00:24:28,935
you're sittin' there,you go in the water, you think,
418
00:24:29,536 --> 00:24:34,473
"Oh, I'm just swimmin',sun, catchin' some sun."
419
00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,777
Then you see a dolphin come by.
420
00:24:38,210 --> 00:24:39,612
Holy fuck!
421
00:24:40,146 --> 00:24:41,581
There's a dolphin.
422
00:24:42,114 --> 00:24:45,117
It gets closer,they're beautiful, majestic.
423
00:24:46,018 --> 00:24:49,789
And then it swims around,next thing you know,
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00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:50,857
it's on top of you.
425
00:24:52,024 --> 00:24:54,594
And then it's pushin'you under water.
426
00:24:54,627 --> 00:24:56,095
And you don't knowwhat's goin' on.
427
00:24:56,128 --> 00:24:58,665
You can't breathe and you're...[gags]
428
00:24:58,698 --> 00:24:59,866
And then next thing you realize,
429
00:24:59,899 --> 00:25:02,635
you're gettingfucked by a dolphin!
430
00:25:03,102 --> 00:25:05,872
You're-- The dolphin ispushing on ya, pushing,
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00:25:05,905 --> 00:25:07,907
ramming you under water.
432
00:25:09,208 --> 00:25:10,543
Dear God...
433
00:25:11,844 --> 00:25:13,580
what is he doing?
434
00:25:14,180 --> 00:25:15,514
How is this happening?
435
00:25:16,048 --> 00:25:18,250
Is this dolphin fucking high?
436
00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:20,620
And it's pushingyou and pushing you,
437
00:25:20,653 --> 00:25:21,988
and you can't breathe.
438
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:25,024
Next thing you know,the dolphin gets off.
439
00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:27,994
I don't know how they dothat, but they get off.
440
00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:29,896
[laughs]
441
00:25:32,064 --> 00:25:37,003
Can you imagine an oceanfull of dolphins all high?
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[imitates dolphin]
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They got their own nightclub.
444
00:25:40,607 --> 00:25:42,642
Like, maybe they're attheir own club right now,
445
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just all getting stoned.
446
00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:50,883
[chuckles]
447
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:54,180
Aren't you gonnacompliment me on my dress?
448
00:26:57,416 --> 00:26:58,685
No, 'cause that'swhat you'd expect.
449
00:27:15,034 --> 00:27:16,035
Hey.
450
00:27:16,903 --> 00:27:17,904
Hey.
451
00:27:22,041 --> 00:27:23,042
[chuckles]
452
00:27:40,459 --> 00:27:41,260
For me?
453
00:27:44,196 --> 00:27:45,297
How'd you know I smoke?
454
00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:47,166
[man] Took a guess.
455
00:27:53,840 --> 00:27:55,274
Is this your first time hereor you been here before?
456
00:27:56,308 --> 00:28:00,179
I've been hereall the time... and never.
457
00:28:01,113 --> 00:28:02,348
All the time and never.
458
00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:06,018
I only come here when I smoke...
459
00:28:07,386 --> 00:28:08,287
but I don't really smoke.
460
00:28:09,856 --> 00:28:11,290
Oh, so this isyour first time?
461
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,860
Nope, I've beenhere for a while.
462
00:28:14,360 --> 00:28:16,195
You're a tease,that's what you are.
463
00:28:16,228 --> 00:28:17,229
Come on.
464
00:28:20,332 --> 00:28:22,334
Aren't you gonnacompliment me on my dress?
465
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:27,273
No, 'cause that'swhat you'd expect.
466
00:28:29,508 --> 00:28:30,977
Shit, what wouldn't I expect?
467
00:28:35,848 --> 00:28:36,749
Let's play a game.
468
00:28:39,018 --> 00:28:41,320
All right, what do you propose?
469
00:28:42,054 --> 00:28:42,989
For this game,
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00:28:43,022 --> 00:28:44,924
you're gonna have togive up all your trust.
471
00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:47,393
All my trust in you?
472
00:28:47,426 --> 00:28:48,627
Yeah, you're just have to--You're just gonna
473
00:28:48,660 --> 00:28:51,063
have to give up everything,everything that's goin' on here,
474
00:28:51,798 --> 00:28:54,400
you have to give upall your trust into me.
475
00:28:55,201 --> 00:28:58,170
You assume that Itrust anybody here.
476
00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,272
No, I assumethat you trust me.
477
00:29:01,007 --> 00:29:02,041
What if I trust no one?
478
00:29:05,077 --> 00:29:09,181
When you trust someone,it's everything or nothin'.
479
00:29:10,817 --> 00:29:11,984
And what do you do?
480
00:29:12,018 --> 00:29:13,252
Well, I'm the host.
481
00:29:13,285 --> 00:29:15,354
I ask questions, andyou have to answer them.
482
00:29:15,922 --> 00:29:17,023
You have to answer them.
483
00:29:17,924 --> 00:29:19,491
All right, I'm down.
484
00:29:19,525 --> 00:29:20,526
-[man] All right.-Let's play the game.
485
00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:22,962
Okay.
486
00:29:23,863 --> 00:29:25,932
So, imagine yourself
487
00:29:26,532 --> 00:29:30,970
in this crazy, open landscape,okay, like a desert.
488
00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,271
You see it?
489
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:33,305
-I'm in a desert.-You're in a desert.
490
00:29:33,339 --> 00:29:34,373
The Sahara Desert.
491
00:29:34,406 --> 00:29:35,407
-Yes.-Or another desert.
492
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:36,275
-Just any desert you want.-'Cause it could be,
493
00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:37,944
'cause it could bean arctic desert.
494
00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:39,011
It could be, it could be.
495
00:29:39,045 --> 00:29:39,912
'Cause there arethose, there are--
496
00:29:39,946 --> 00:29:41,080
Yeah, there are those.
497
00:29:41,113 --> 00:29:42,448
Would you wear, like, a redjacket to that, you think?
498
00:29:42,481 --> 00:29:43,549
Yeah, I probably would.
499
00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:45,151
Yeah, knowing you, seeI know you so well already.
500
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:46,452
-Yeah, yeah.-See how the game works?
501
00:29:46,485 --> 00:29:48,320
All right, so you see a cube.
502
00:29:48,354 --> 00:29:49,388
A cube.
503
00:29:50,222 --> 00:29:51,157
Tell me what thatcube looks like.
504
00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:52,892
What if it's like asphere, though, like,
505
00:29:52,925 --> 00:29:54,093
-what if it's like...-Oh,
506
00:29:54,126 --> 00:29:55,361
-it's a sphere.-the Death Star?
507
00:29:55,394 --> 00:29:56,295
So, I come to desert,and I see a Death Star.
508
00:29:56,328 --> 00:29:57,964
Okay, interesting,I can work with that.
509
00:29:57,997 --> 00:29:59,198
Okay, so it's a sphere.
510
00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:00,967
-What color is it?-A red sphere.
511
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,002
Okay, a red sphere, huh?
512
00:30:03,569 --> 00:30:04,436
Similar to your dress...
513
00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:06,973
-I'd imagine.-Similar to my dress.
514
00:30:07,006 --> 00:30:08,307
-It suits you.-Thank you.
515
00:30:08,340 --> 00:30:10,309
I'm more of like adark blue kinda guy.
516
00:30:10,342 --> 00:30:11,477
-[woman] Yeah.-You know,
517
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:13,279
-not black, dark blue.-[woman] Mm-hmm.
518
00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:16,182
Now, near it you see a ladder.
519
00:30:17,316 --> 00:30:18,184
Okay.
520
00:30:18,217 --> 00:30:19,551
[man] Is it close byor is it far away?
521
00:30:20,586 --> 00:30:22,588
-I see two ladders.-You see two ladders?
522
00:30:22,621 --> 00:30:24,056
You know,they're actually more like
523
00:30:24,323 --> 00:30:27,426
one ladder that'sin like a V shape.
524
00:30:27,459 --> 00:30:28,861
-Ah.-What's this called?
525
00:30:28,895 --> 00:30:30,196
-Triangle.-Mm, like a mountain.
526
00:30:30,229 --> 00:30:32,064
Okay, now you see flowers.
527
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,000
Are they growing, like,on a vine on the ladder or--
528
00:30:34,033 --> 00:30:35,201
You tell me.
529
00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:39,138
There's no flowers,there's no flowers.
530
00:30:39,171 --> 00:30:40,406
You're bad at this game.
531
00:30:40,439 --> 00:30:41,507
And now you see a storm.
532
00:30:42,341 --> 00:30:44,410
It's all around.Lightning.
533
00:30:45,577 --> 00:30:46,913
Tornadoes.
534
00:30:49,048 --> 00:30:51,283
Okay, now I'm gonna tell youeverything I know about you.
535
00:30:51,317 --> 00:30:52,418
When you saw a sphere.
536
00:30:52,451 --> 00:30:54,053
-Mm-hmm.-A red sphere.
537
00:30:54,086 --> 00:30:55,554
That red sphere represents you.
538
00:30:55,587 --> 00:30:59,091
You are the girl whostands out in a crowd.
539
00:30:59,425 --> 00:31:02,628
You're the girl thatdoesn't just want attention,
540
00:31:02,661 --> 00:31:03,595
you command it.
541
00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:07,133
When I asked you whereyou saw your ladder,
542
00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:09,268
you said you saw two ladderspointing up this way.
543
00:31:09,501 --> 00:31:11,403
That means you're a girllooking for success.
544
00:31:11,938 --> 00:31:12,638
That's all you want.
545
00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:15,674
And then when you said,"Where's the storm?"
546
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,243
You said, "It's all around."
547
00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,245
That means that younever, ever let up.
548
00:31:20,079 --> 00:31:21,613
You're always on, just in case
549
00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,515
you ever need to beon top of your game.
550
00:31:23,549 --> 00:31:24,917
Is there anythingwrong with that?
551
00:31:26,152 --> 00:31:27,553
-Absolutely not.-[woman] Did not think so.
552
00:31:33,993 --> 00:31:35,261
Notice you'rewearing a lot of blue.
553
00:31:36,462 --> 00:31:39,465
You know what sucksis that it's all literally...
554
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:43,569
Now, I'm all red, look at that.We're like opposites.
555
00:31:45,704 --> 00:31:47,673
Do you... Do you careabout the little things?
556
00:31:48,274 --> 00:31:50,009
Yeah, the...
557
00:31:51,610 --> 00:31:52,644
[Woman] Little things, like--
558
00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:54,313
-The details, the details.-Yeah, details, like,
559
00:31:54,646 --> 00:31:56,182
for example, spelling.
560
00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:58,517
Nobody appreciates spellingnowadays, you know.
561
00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:00,686
But I should breakup with this guy,
562
00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:04,590
because he kept texting me,"Hi, sweetie," like sweaty.
563
00:32:04,623 --> 00:32:06,358
-"Hi, sweaty."-Sweaty?
564
00:32:06,392 --> 00:32:07,493
-Oh, my God.-[woman] And I was so tired
565
00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:08,660
of being calledsweaty all the time,
566
00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:10,229
I just had to break up with him,
567
00:32:10,262 --> 00:32:11,297
-because of the little things,-Oh, my God,
568
00:32:11,330 --> 00:32:12,198
-ya know?-He said, "Hi, sweaty?"
569
00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:13,665
He called me a grammar Nazi.
570
00:32:13,699 --> 00:32:15,301
[chuckles]
571
00:32:15,334 --> 00:32:16,302
But that's 'cause thelittle things matter to me.
572
00:32:16,335 --> 00:32:17,336
Right, right.
573
00:32:17,369 --> 00:32:20,106
Does he at least apologize?He doesn't do the,
574
00:32:20,139 --> 00:32:22,308
"Oh, I'm so sorry, sweetie"afterwards?
575
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:25,311
This other guy,he was a vegan...
576
00:32:26,545 --> 00:32:27,446
and I love meat...
577
00:32:28,580 --> 00:32:29,648
so we just couldn't work.
578
00:32:30,382 --> 00:32:31,450
He was a strict vegan?
579
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:33,652
I think if peoplewere forced to sign
580
00:32:33,685 --> 00:32:37,489
confidentiality agreements,before they committed to a diet,
581
00:32:38,557 --> 00:32:40,426
there'd be no vegans,'cause they'd be like,
582
00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:42,761
"Oh, I can't talk aboutmy diet to everybody,
583
00:32:42,794 --> 00:32:44,296
I'm out of this."
584
00:32:44,563 --> 00:32:47,266
So, you're sayingvegans are only vegans
585
00:32:47,299 --> 00:32:48,600
because they wanna talkabout being vegans?
586
00:32:48,634 --> 00:32:50,069
Exactly.
587
00:32:50,102 --> 00:32:51,403
It's like peoplewho run marathons
588
00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:53,272
only run marathons sothey can tell everybody
589
00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,706
they're running marathons,and nobody really
590
00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,642
cares that you'rerunning a marathon.
591
00:32:56,675 --> 00:32:58,544
[laughs]
592
00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:02,181
That's hilarious,
593
00:33:02,214 --> 00:33:03,515
-okay?-Yeah.
594
00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:06,252
-That is just genius hilarious.-That's just honest.
595
00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:08,720
[laughs]
596
00:33:08,754 --> 00:33:12,091
Oh, my God, I haven't laughedthat hard in a long time.
597
00:33:12,124 --> 00:33:13,159
That was awesome.
598
00:33:13,192 --> 00:33:14,493
You should smoke more.
599
00:33:15,161 --> 00:33:16,462
You'd laugh more.
600
00:33:16,495 --> 00:33:18,497
I have this theory and...
601
00:33:19,531 --> 00:33:20,699
I need your opinion on it.
602
00:33:20,732 --> 00:33:21,767
All right.
603
00:33:22,901 --> 00:33:27,239
Why is it that girls cannever exist in a group of three?
604
00:33:28,540 --> 00:33:30,642
They always have to existin a group of two or less.
605
00:33:31,477 --> 00:33:32,678
So you gotta girlwho has one friend,
606
00:33:33,245 --> 00:33:34,380
or it's just her.
607
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:36,148
I don't know whatyou're talking about.
608
00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:37,583
Okay,
609
00:33:38,784 --> 00:33:42,654
do you see why girls in agroup of three never work out?
610
00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:45,391
No, I don't.
611
00:33:46,158 --> 00:33:47,659
One has to be on the lookout,
612
00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:48,760
while the other one hasto be carrying the weapon,
613
00:33:48,794 --> 00:33:50,762
while the third one's gottabe picking up the guys.
614
00:33:50,796 --> 00:33:52,531
So that's thesystem we all have.
615
00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:55,534
Exactly, okay, okay, this iswhat I'm talking about, okay.
616
00:33:55,567 --> 00:33:59,705
So, the girl with the weapons,what if she gets left out
617
00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:02,408
when the other two girlsget approached by two guys?
618
00:34:02,641 --> 00:34:04,110
Plot twist.
619
00:34:04,143 --> 00:34:05,177
Now what happens?
620
00:34:05,411 --> 00:34:07,379
How come guys,in group of fours,
621
00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:08,547
when they come upand hit on a girl?
622
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:09,948
We only have--
623
00:34:09,981 --> 00:34:13,552
Wait, like, four guysjust approaching in unison?
624
00:34:13,585 --> 00:34:14,786
One approaches,
625
00:34:14,820 --> 00:34:16,222
the other threehover in the corner
626
00:34:16,255 --> 00:34:17,723
like cowards with Bluetooth.
627
00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:19,791
-[laughs] Yeah.-They go full CIA.
628
00:34:19,825 --> 00:34:22,161
They do make a lot of eyecontact back and forth, right?
629
00:34:22,461 --> 00:34:25,464
Also think that we'rebeing inconspicuous, so,
630
00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:28,734
you go out for--You for a guys' night out,
631
00:34:28,767 --> 00:34:30,702
or girls' night out, and--
632
00:34:30,736 --> 00:34:32,404
Why can't I goon guys' night out?
633
00:34:32,671 --> 00:34:36,208
Okay, you can't go onguys' night out because,
634
00:34:36,242 --> 00:34:38,110
why would you wanna do that?
635
00:34:38,144 --> 00:34:39,478
You would not--Would you enjoy it?
636
00:34:40,312 --> 00:34:41,580
-Maybe.-Guys just talkin'
637
00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:43,649
'bout stuff that youwould have no interest in.
638
00:34:43,682 --> 00:34:46,552
Maybe if you didn't havepreconceived, sexist notions
639
00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:47,653
-about what goes on...-Oh, my God,
640
00:34:47,686 --> 00:34:49,388
-all right, all right, wow.-in a woman's brain--
641
00:34:49,421 --> 00:34:51,190
Wow, that's a verystrong accusation, okay?
642
00:34:51,223 --> 00:34:52,458
I'm just a guy--
643
00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:54,326
-What if I...-At Midnight Delight.
644
00:34:54,360 --> 00:34:55,594
like to talk about football?
645
00:34:55,627 --> 00:35:00,399
What if I like to spit in a can,talk about my nine millimeter.
646
00:35:00,432 --> 00:35:02,601
Men-- Men don't spit ina can anymore, all right?
647
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:04,670
I don't know wheremen do that anymore.
648
00:35:04,703 --> 00:35:06,138
-[laughs]-I don't.
649
00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:07,339
I don't know if thatmakes me a woman,
650
00:35:07,373 --> 00:35:09,575
but I don't spit in a can.
651
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,577
If this is the competition,you know what, I quit.
652
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:13,345
Thank you.Thank you, God.
653
00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:15,681
You've given me goodweed for a while.
654
00:35:15,714 --> 00:35:19,151
Leonardo DiCapriospat in Titanic.
655
00:35:19,185 --> 00:35:20,452
And women love him.
656
00:35:20,486 --> 00:35:22,521
All right, well, he was acting.He was acting.
657
00:35:23,222 --> 00:35:25,224
So, you should act likeyou like spitting in cans.
658
00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:26,258
Ah.
659
00:35:30,796 --> 00:35:31,863
[chuckles]
660
00:35:34,533 --> 00:35:38,804
Guys fearing and caringabout the friend zone, ya know.
661
00:35:39,205 --> 00:35:41,673
As if the idea of beingfriends with a woman,
662
00:35:41,707 --> 00:35:44,410
being friends with meis so bad, ya know,
663
00:35:44,643 --> 00:35:46,312
that it's like a punishment.
664
00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:47,846
Okay.
665
00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:48,880
-I see what you're saying.-[woman] Why do you
666
00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:50,882
have to be like that, you--Your whole gender?
667
00:35:51,450 --> 00:35:53,519
Look, you think thatthe guy doesn't wanna be
668
00:35:53,552 --> 00:35:56,188
in the friend zonebecause the guy...
669
00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:58,857
has to date her, right?
670
00:35:59,925 --> 00:36:02,694
But the real reason is,even though the guy knows
671
00:36:02,728 --> 00:36:05,197
that he could date her afterbeing friends with her,
672
00:36:05,664 --> 00:36:08,400
then the breakup isalways 10 times worse.
673
00:36:08,967 --> 00:36:10,369
That's why.
674
00:36:10,836 --> 00:36:12,638
That's why we avoidthe friend zone.
675
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:15,407
It's not about you, it's about
676
00:36:15,707 --> 00:36:17,776
how much sufferingwe can deal with.
677
00:36:18,710 --> 00:36:20,346
So that's actuallyvery selfish.
678
00:36:20,812 --> 00:36:22,848
Yep, we are selfish.
679
00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:24,783
-[woman] You are very selfish.-Men are selfish.
680
00:36:24,816 --> 00:36:25,851
Men are selfish.
681
00:36:26,985 --> 00:36:28,820
We don't spit... [laughs]We don't spit in cans, but
682
00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:30,656
we are still men.
683
00:36:31,790 --> 00:36:33,259
[chuckles]
684
00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,961
Forget all that now,let's just...
685
00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:38,697
embrace unity.
686
00:36:39,465 --> 00:36:41,199
-Embrace unity?-[woman] Yeah.
687
00:36:41,867 --> 00:36:44,636
-[man] Well, that's, uh---Even with your enemies in red.
688
00:36:46,305 --> 00:36:47,473
Is that, like,symbolism right now?
689
00:36:47,506 --> 00:36:49,441
-Are you my enemy?-You are wearing blue.
690
00:36:49,475 --> 00:36:50,642
[chuckles]Damn.
691
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,289
You know what the firsttime was when I smoked weed?
692
00:37:03,322 --> 00:37:04,523
Tell me.
693
00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:09,861
It was, like,sophomore in college.
694
00:37:12,498 --> 00:37:15,367
Yeah well, you look like thispreppy Upper East-Side brat,
695
00:37:15,401 --> 00:37:16,635
-to be quite frank.-Wow.
696
00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:17,836
Wow.
697
00:37:17,869 --> 00:37:19,505
-You need a cardigan?-First of all...
698
00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:21,607
-Your grand cardigan-this is called style,
699
00:37:21,640 --> 00:37:22,908
-all right?-Okay.
700
00:37:22,941 --> 00:37:24,410
It doesn't have a term.
701
00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:25,777
-Mm-hmm.-It's just undefined.
702
00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:27,012
Mm-hmm.
703
00:37:27,679 --> 00:37:29,581
If I were to ask you,what is the secret...
704
00:37:30,749 --> 00:37:33,885
What is, like, the secret fora guy to get a girl?
705
00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:36,322
Like, what does he haveto do when he meets her,
706
00:37:36,355 --> 00:37:37,423
to go out with her?
707
00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:38,790
Let me tell you a story.
708
00:37:40,792 --> 00:37:42,794
I was working outrecently at the gym.
709
00:37:43,061 --> 00:37:45,597
Hear this guy say tohis trainer,
710
00:37:45,631 --> 00:37:47,733
"Which machine shouldI really use, you know,
711
00:37:47,766 --> 00:37:49,267
to impress the ladies?"
712
00:37:49,768 --> 00:37:53,339
And I'm there thinking, "Buddy,like, the ATM." Ya know?
713
00:37:53,372 --> 00:37:54,440
[man] Right.
714
00:37:55,106 --> 00:37:57,275
So, think on that.
715
00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:58,910
So, money.
716
00:38:01,647 --> 00:38:03,482
You know, evenmachines ask for money.
717
00:38:03,982 --> 00:38:05,551
You know, like,vending machines.
718
00:38:06,452 --> 00:38:07,686
So, am I to believe that--
719
00:38:07,719 --> 00:38:09,521
Are you calling mea vending machine?
720
00:38:09,555 --> 00:38:12,358
I mean, just saying you said--
721
00:38:12,391 --> 00:38:14,393
If the can fits, what?
722
00:38:15,561 --> 00:38:17,829
Look, I actuallydidn't say much.
723
00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:19,931
You know, I think you kindacame to your own conclusions,
724
00:38:19,965 --> 00:38:23,635
and, you know, I wasjust smoking this joint.
725
00:38:25,371 --> 00:38:26,638
The more I smoke, though...
726
00:38:28,974 --> 00:38:31,810
the more I realize thatreally just doesn't matter.
727
00:38:36,081 --> 00:38:37,449
What doesn't matter?
728
00:38:39,618 --> 00:38:42,688
ATM machines, credit cards,
729
00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:44,690
gifts, all of that.
730
00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:45,857
What does matter?
731
00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:49,995
If you're gonna die tomorrow...
732
00:38:51,697 --> 00:38:55,534
who would you spendyour last spliff with?
733
00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:58,003
Who would you wannaspend that time with?
734
00:38:59,070 --> 00:39:00,038
That's what matters.
735
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,659
[Mike] I like your hat, Floyd.
736
00:39:23,061 --> 00:39:25,864
-Is that an actual---I put this hat into style.
737
00:39:26,164 --> 00:39:28,033
Before people startedwearin' 'em like this.
738
00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:29,835
That is an awesome hat.
739
00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:32,003
My head doesn't workfor hats like that.
740
00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:34,673
I see.
741
00:39:37,008 --> 00:39:39,411
I think you mean,I have a nice head as well.
742
00:39:41,513 --> 00:39:42,714
This is my smoking hat.
743
00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:44,550
Hats are good.
744
00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:47,819
They protect youfrom the sun, right?
745
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,655
Yeah, yeah.
746
00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:51,823
I gotta little bit morepigment than you, but
747
00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:54,993
you might wanna protectit from the sun.
748
00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:56,928
I tan, I tan a little bit.
749
00:39:57,563 --> 00:39:58,730
And your skin?
750
00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:00,866
You gotta moisturize your skin.
751
00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:03,702
Especially if you'rein the sun a lot.
752
00:40:04,570 --> 00:40:05,871
Do you moisturizethe top of your head?
753
00:40:06,838 --> 00:40:08,507
I moisturize my entire...
754
00:40:09,074 --> 00:40:10,609
All my skin.
755
00:40:10,642 --> 00:40:11,877
You look like a Jergens man.
756
00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:13,679
-Thank you.-No problem.
757
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:18,416
[pipe whistles]
758
00:40:20,852 --> 00:40:22,688
[exhales]
759
00:40:23,689 --> 00:40:24,956
How, uh...[clears throat]
760
00:40:24,990 --> 00:40:26,892
How'd you find outabout this place, Floyd?
761
00:40:26,925 --> 00:40:29,060
Oh, a couple friends, whoused to play here in the band.
762
00:40:29,094 --> 00:40:30,128
Oh.
763
00:40:32,698 --> 00:40:33,865
Do they moisturize too?
764
00:40:40,506 --> 00:40:41,873
You gotta shareme your regiment.
765
00:40:43,642 --> 00:40:45,711
I find my back getting dry.
766
00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:46,745
A lot.
767
00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:51,883
I'm getting more hair on my back
768
00:40:51,917 --> 00:40:53,752
than what's under this cap,right here.
769
00:40:53,785 --> 00:40:56,888
But I hear that's whathappens as you get older.
770
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:00,225
There's a lot of greatproducts out there to
771
00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,127
burn the hair off your back.
772
00:41:05,163 --> 00:41:06,164
[exhales]
773
00:41:07,766 --> 00:41:08,767
Yeah.
774
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:13,639
Do you even name your hat?
775
00:41:14,673 --> 00:41:15,841
It looks like it has a name.
776
00:41:17,676 --> 00:41:18,844
You should name it Rufus.
777
00:41:20,646 --> 00:41:23,114
'Cause it covers theroof of us, ya know?
778
00:41:23,749 --> 00:41:24,750
No?
779
00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:28,019
You gotta better name for it?
780
00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:31,990
[pipe whistles]
781
00:41:34,059 --> 00:41:35,493
[exhales]
782
00:42:22,608 --> 00:42:23,875
You have really good posture.
783
00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:26,812
[laughs]
784
00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:28,714
Sorry, I'm a posteriorchain specialist,
785
00:42:28,747 --> 00:42:30,916
and I just noticed havereally good posture.
786
00:42:32,718 --> 00:42:34,219
-Yeah, I'm a trainer.-No.
787
00:42:34,252 --> 00:42:35,721
[laughing]
788
00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:37,055
I'm probably thefirst person that
789
00:42:37,088 --> 00:42:38,657
that sentence evermade sense to.
790
00:42:39,891 --> 00:42:40,892
Can I steal that?
791
00:42:43,094 --> 00:42:46,197
[bong bubbles]
792
00:42:46,231 --> 00:42:47,165
Would you like some?
793
00:42:48,634 --> 00:42:49,901
No, thank you, I have my own.
794
00:42:53,204 --> 00:42:54,305
I love this place.
795
00:42:55,373 --> 00:42:56,574
It's peaceful.
796
00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:58,209
Nobody bothers you.
797
00:42:58,243 --> 00:42:59,310
Yeah, sorry,I did just come over
798
00:42:59,344 --> 00:43:00,679
and kind of take over.
799
00:43:00,712 --> 00:43:01,346
-No, I enjoy it.-[woman] What seemed like
800
00:43:01,379 --> 00:43:02,914
a very mellow
801
00:43:02,948 --> 00:43:04,750
-moment for you.-I enjoyed it, it was nice.
802
00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:07,853
You broke me out of mylittle sativa shell.
803
00:43:08,987 --> 00:43:10,021
[chuckles]
804
00:43:11,990 --> 00:43:12,991
What do you specialize in?
805
00:43:13,992 --> 00:43:16,327
[chuckles]Core integration.
806
00:43:18,730 --> 00:43:19,898
Zumba.
807
00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:21,099
Fuck you!
808
00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:23,835
That's awesome.
809
00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:25,837
[woman] I'm mostly independent.
810
00:43:27,939 --> 00:43:29,040
[man] A good thing aboutdealing independent, though,
811
00:43:29,074 --> 00:43:31,342
you deal with clientsthat are, like, dead serious.
812
00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:33,745
Mostly, not completely, no.
813
00:43:34,145 --> 00:43:35,681
I have clientsin the gym that,
814
00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:37,282
just like regularmembers of the gym,
815
00:43:37,315 --> 00:43:39,885
they just pay a fee,they show up,
816
00:43:39,918 --> 00:43:41,086
-for the rest of the week,-[woman] They do their three.
817
00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:42,788
And they're doin' their ownthing, you know what I mean?
818
00:43:42,821 --> 00:43:43,889
The three initial sessions,
819
00:43:43,922 --> 00:43:44,790
and then you neversee 'em again?
820
00:43:45,691 --> 00:43:47,392
Oh, I see 'em, it'sjust the constant,
821
00:43:47,425 --> 00:43:50,696
"So, how was your diet?""Well, I ate yesterday.
822
00:43:51,062 --> 00:43:52,063
At some point.
823
00:43:53,899 --> 00:43:55,934
And today, I had like,a piece of fruit,
824
00:43:56,702 --> 00:43:57,869
so I'm losing weight, I think."
825
00:43:57,903 --> 00:43:59,070
[woman coughs]
826
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:07,779
I think every trainerI know smokes pot.
827
00:44:08,246 --> 00:44:09,815
[coughs]
828
00:44:09,848 --> 00:44:11,116
I am pretty sureit's the least
829
00:44:11,149 --> 00:44:12,951
amount of calories you cantake in for a good time.
830
00:44:13,318 --> 00:44:14,385
Cheers to that.
831
00:44:16,487 --> 00:44:17,723
You ever had any celebrities?
832
00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:19,725
I get a few.
833
00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:22,794
I met a few,I just try not to, like,
834
00:44:22,828 --> 00:44:25,230
seem too gung-ho aboutmeeting a celebrity.
835
00:44:25,263 --> 00:44:26,664
Like, I try to, like, pound up.
836
00:44:27,799 --> 00:44:29,267
And then get behind closeddoors, it's like, "Yeah!"
837
00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:32,871
I don't actually haveany idea what the sentence
838
00:44:32,904 --> 00:44:34,105
that you just said was.
839
00:44:35,206 --> 00:44:37,909
[laughs]Oh, yeah?
840
00:44:37,943 --> 00:44:40,111
When I meet a celebrity,like, I'll pal it up,
841
00:44:40,145 --> 00:44:41,112
like, "What's up,man, how's it goin'?"
842
00:44:41,146 --> 00:44:42,714
Oh, then you're"Oh, yeah-ing" behind the wall.
843
00:44:42,748 --> 00:44:44,115
And then ask for a getaway.
844
00:44:44,449 --> 00:44:47,118
Gotcha.Sorry, I had to catch up there.
845
00:44:47,485 --> 00:44:48,920
You been here before?
846
00:44:49,354 --> 00:44:50,421
First time.
847
00:44:51,422 --> 00:44:53,358
I've gotta say, they'vegot quite a selection.
848
00:44:54,525 --> 00:44:55,794
Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
849
00:44:56,194 --> 00:44:56,928
It's pretty wonderful.
850
00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:00,298
How'd you hearabout this place?
851
00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:03,334
A friend of mine who comesby every once in a while.
852
00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:07,372
A friend of mine, I mean me.
853
00:45:08,807 --> 00:45:09,941
It's fun though.
854
00:45:12,177 --> 00:45:13,779
How did you find outabout it in the first place?
855
00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:15,113
A client.
856
00:45:15,781 --> 00:45:17,015
I forbade him from coming here,
857
00:45:17,048 --> 00:45:18,216
because they were eatin'way too many calories.
858
00:45:19,117 --> 00:45:20,218
Nice.
859
00:45:20,251 --> 00:45:22,053
So I finish upwith a protein shake.
860
00:45:23,488 --> 00:45:24,823
It's a good plan.
861
00:45:28,860 --> 00:45:30,261
I'm not too bad on the munchies.
862
00:45:31,329 --> 00:45:35,500
I gotta say, I love gettinghigh and going and working out.
863
00:45:37,168 --> 00:45:39,070
I did my last triathlon stoned.
864
00:45:40,505 --> 00:45:42,007
[man] Do you wanna goafter a jog after this?
865
00:45:43,408 --> 00:45:45,276
I'll probably just go fora protein shake afterward.
866
00:45:45,877 --> 00:45:48,013
Protein shakefor munchies, huh?
867
00:45:48,313 --> 00:45:49,547
Well--
868
00:45:49,580 --> 00:45:51,216
That is quite--That is quite the healthy move.
869
00:45:51,516 --> 00:45:54,953
It's that or a hard-boiled egg,with, like, three or four.
870
00:45:54,986 --> 00:45:56,221
I love eggs.
871
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:59,925
I do a seven egg whiteand one egg yolk omelet
872
00:46:00,391 --> 00:46:01,392
in the morning.
873
00:46:02,193 --> 00:46:03,094
That's a lot of egg.
874
00:46:03,929 --> 00:46:05,163
Fuck around.
875
00:46:05,396 --> 00:46:06,898
See, why notjust eat two eggs?
876
00:46:07,833 --> 00:46:10,869
Half the protein, all ofthe vitamins and minerals
877
00:46:10,902 --> 00:46:12,203
are in the yolk of the egg.
878
00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:15,073
You might as well just eattwo or three real eggs.
879
00:46:17,242 --> 00:46:19,077
I mean, I might have two yolks.
880
00:46:20,378 --> 00:46:22,848
But a bunch more caloriesand protein and whatnot.
881
00:46:22,881 --> 00:46:23,915
I'm just sayin'.
882
00:46:26,184 --> 00:46:27,385
So am I.
883
00:46:27,853 --> 00:46:30,055
Oh, well, God bless.You look good.
884
00:46:32,023 --> 00:46:33,058
Thank you.
885
00:46:33,091 --> 00:46:34,259
[chuckles]
886
00:46:34,292 --> 00:46:35,260
So do you.
887
00:46:35,593 --> 00:46:36,895
I dabble.
888
00:46:37,963 --> 00:46:39,130
A bit.
889
00:46:39,564 --> 00:46:41,299
I don't think that'sa good opening line.
890
00:46:43,134 --> 00:46:45,270
Hi, I dabble, you're attractive.
891
00:46:46,905 --> 00:46:47,906
It works.
892
00:46:54,312 --> 00:46:56,214
I can't tell you howmany obese clients I have
893
00:46:56,247 --> 00:46:59,284
that will not make eggs,just make eggs.
894
00:47:00,952 --> 00:47:01,853
Everyone freaks outabout the yolks and
895
00:47:01,887 --> 00:47:03,054
I just don't understand why.
896
00:47:03,088 --> 00:47:03,922
What do you mean, like--
897
00:47:03,955 --> 00:47:05,490
Well half yourprotein's in the yolk.
898
00:47:05,523 --> 00:47:07,492
No, only two grams ofprotein are in the yolk.
899
00:47:07,525 --> 00:47:08,626
No, it's like four.
900
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:09,961
Five grams are in the white.
901
00:47:09,995 --> 00:47:11,029
No, it's like the opposite.
902
00:47:11,062 --> 00:47:11,930
[man] Really?
903
00:47:11,963 --> 00:47:14,565
I will bet you therest of your joint.
904
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,601
I'll bet you your number.
905
00:47:20,471 --> 00:47:21,472
Touché.
906
00:47:22,073 --> 00:47:23,408
[laughs]
907
00:47:24,142 --> 00:47:25,243
But...
908
00:47:26,377 --> 00:47:28,513
You gotta control themunchies, you know what I mean?
909
00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:32,117
Not too bad on themunchies, I gotta say.
910
00:47:33,351 --> 00:47:36,221
If you use a sativa,rather than an endica,
911
00:47:36,254 --> 00:47:37,855
your munchies aremuch, much less.
912
00:47:39,490 --> 00:47:41,159
I just... Yeah.
913
00:47:41,192 --> 00:47:42,894
If I'm gonna sithere and smoke endica,
914
00:47:42,928 --> 00:47:44,229
I'm just gonna be out andI'm gonna be on the couch
915
00:47:44,262 --> 00:47:45,596
and totally antisocial.
916
00:47:46,197 --> 00:47:47,933
Like me, till you walked over.
917
00:47:49,167 --> 00:47:50,635
I'm surprisedyou're a bong girl.
918
00:47:52,971 --> 00:47:54,372
Cleans it out.
919
00:47:54,405 --> 00:47:55,440
You strike me as a--
920
00:47:55,473 --> 00:47:56,607
So much better for the lungs.
921
00:47:56,641 --> 00:47:58,143
You strike me as aone-hitter kinda girl.
922
00:47:59,344 --> 00:48:01,612
Vaporizer's actually my wee--My method of choice.
923
00:48:01,646 --> 00:48:02,880
Volcano.
924
00:48:02,914 --> 00:48:06,484
You actually get 90 percent ofthe THC when you vaporize it,
925
00:48:06,517 --> 00:48:09,320
and only 20 percentwhen you smoke it.
926
00:48:09,988 --> 00:48:11,422
-Really?-Yeah.
927
00:48:13,591 --> 00:48:14,960
There's ash when I smoke it
928
00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:16,227
which means there'snothing left.
929
00:48:16,461 --> 00:48:18,964
Because THC comes outof the pot at a much lower
930
00:48:18,997 --> 00:48:21,132
temperature than it burns,that if you heat it there,
931
00:48:21,166 --> 00:48:22,600
you get all theTHC without getting
932
00:48:22,633 --> 00:48:23,768
-any of the smoke.-That's what people say
933
00:48:23,801 --> 00:48:25,336
about makin' brownies, butI always fuck that up, too.
934
00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:28,239
What kind of a split do you do?
935
00:48:29,540 --> 00:48:35,346
One chest back, one arm,shoulders, legs,
936
00:48:35,380 --> 00:48:37,215
and then I do two tothree cardio days.
937
00:48:37,983 --> 00:48:39,350
Do a six day split?
938
00:48:40,051 --> 00:48:41,586
Three days of upper,three days of lower,
939
00:48:42,253 --> 00:48:43,688
and varying degreesof intensity.
940
00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:46,992
And then, I actually takesalsa instructions once a week.
941
00:48:47,292 --> 00:48:49,627
-[woman] You do not salsa---I am a hell of a salsa.
942
00:48:50,395 --> 00:48:51,997
Aficionado
943
00:48:52,030 --> 00:48:54,365
I got a little...I got the right turn goin',
944
00:48:55,400 --> 00:48:56,301
with, like, the spin.
945
00:48:57,568 --> 00:48:58,636
I can do a cross-buddy.
946
00:48:58,669 --> 00:49:00,238
I don't even care if you'refull of shit right now,
947
00:49:00,271 --> 00:49:02,407
it's a good story.
948
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,009
[laughs]
949
00:49:04,042 --> 00:49:05,410
That took a lot.
950
00:49:05,443 --> 00:49:06,411
Not that it isn't fun,I'm just sayin'--
951
00:49:06,444 --> 00:49:07,478
Spartans learned how to dance
952
00:49:07,512 --> 00:49:09,080
by the time theywere eight, man.
953
00:49:09,114 --> 00:49:10,615
You gotta learn how to moveyour body, it's badass.
954
00:49:11,449 --> 00:49:12,650
-I am-- I am sorry.-I told my son that.
955
00:49:12,683 --> 00:49:13,985
I was like,"You have a decision to make.
956
00:49:14,019 --> 00:49:16,221
MMA or salsa dancing."
957
00:49:16,254 --> 00:49:17,622
And he was like,"Daddy, salsa dancing?"
958
00:49:17,655 --> 00:49:19,424
I was like,"Spartans learn how to dance.
959
00:49:20,258 --> 00:49:21,426
You show respect."
960
00:49:21,459 --> 00:49:23,094
He was like,"All right, Daddy, salsa."
961
00:49:23,128 --> 00:49:25,430
The problem is I try to salsato all kinds of music now.
962
00:49:26,664 --> 00:49:29,400
* You say you a gangsta but you never got... *
963
00:49:29,434 --> 00:49:32,370
No, you can't really salsato that kind of stuff.
964
00:49:32,403 --> 00:49:34,405
It's a good image,you salsa dancing to 50 Cent.
965
00:49:35,740 --> 00:49:37,408
Should I throw up gang signs?
966
00:49:37,442 --> 00:49:39,244
Or wear the '80s tank topway to do it, it's all right.
967
00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:41,312
[laughs]
968
00:49:43,514 --> 00:49:45,250
How many of your clientsdo you think smoke weed?
969
00:49:46,817 --> 00:49:48,219
At least, like...
970
00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:52,757
90 percent maybe,maybe, I don't know.
971
00:49:53,224 --> 00:49:54,559
Ninety percent, dude,we should get an
972
00:49:54,592 --> 00:49:56,394
exchange programgoing with this place.
973
00:49:57,795 --> 00:50:00,065
Encourage our clients tosmoke instead of drink.
974
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:03,268
That's... brilliant.
975
00:50:03,568 --> 00:50:05,603
[laughs]
976
00:50:05,636 --> 00:50:07,172
I was gonna say awful,but then...
977
00:50:07,205 --> 00:50:08,439
-No, what if---I thought about it,
978
00:50:08,473 --> 00:50:09,640
and then it's like, it'sso much less calories.
979
00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:13,111
You know, used to say Vodka'cause it's less calories...
980
00:50:14,512 --> 00:50:15,413
pot's fat-free.
981
00:50:15,780 --> 00:50:17,048
See?
982
00:50:17,482 --> 00:50:18,449
You want some of this?
983
00:50:24,489 --> 00:50:26,257
What if you setup a gym in here?
984
00:50:29,427 --> 00:50:31,629
You could come here,get super, super baked,
985
00:50:31,662 --> 00:50:35,333
and then we can have agym connected to the club.
986
00:50:37,502 --> 00:50:41,139
I would bring all myclients here. [laughs]
987
00:50:41,172 --> 00:50:42,273
I have enough problem
988
00:50:42,307 --> 00:50:43,374
-remembering what...-You gotta have
989
00:50:43,408 --> 00:50:44,375
-focus.-rep we're on.
990
00:50:44,409 --> 00:50:45,710
All right, so thetrainers couldn't be high.
991
00:50:47,278 --> 00:50:48,546
Could you trainsomeone right now?
992
00:50:48,579 --> 00:50:50,115
-No.-There's no way.
993
00:50:50,148 --> 00:50:52,117
-So---What am I training, though?
994
00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:53,218
You know how, theyset up some of those
995
00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:54,519
-fitness classes-Lie down.
996
00:50:54,552 --> 00:50:55,586
Where you get, like,
997
00:50:55,620 --> 00:50:56,754
-cocktails and shit afterward,-Relaxation pose.
998
00:50:56,787 --> 00:50:58,789
Which totally defeats thewhole purpose of the class.
999
00:50:58,823 --> 00:51:01,792
This is actually--There's nothing to work off.
1000
00:51:01,826 --> 00:51:03,694
It's win-win, youhave an awesome time.
1001
00:51:03,728 --> 00:51:05,130
If even-- Even a
1002
00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:06,197
-before or after.-Just think,
1003
00:51:06,231 --> 00:51:07,098
the bong juicetaste in your mouth.
1004
00:51:07,132 --> 00:51:08,766
And then walk rightinto high fitness.
1005
00:51:11,136 --> 00:51:12,137
Right there.
1006
00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:16,307
That's what I wannacall it, High Fitness.
1007
00:51:16,341 --> 00:51:17,642
-High Fitness?-High Fitness.
1008
00:51:18,509 --> 00:51:19,544
We have a higher level of--
1009
00:51:19,577 --> 00:51:20,645
-We have high standards.-Standards.
1010
00:51:20,678 --> 00:51:22,447
And we are high as can be.
1011
00:51:23,581 --> 00:51:25,450
We are high,but our high standards.
1012
00:51:25,916 --> 00:51:27,452
I would hire you there.
1013
00:51:28,319 --> 00:51:29,454
I would do it.
1014
00:51:32,423 --> 00:51:33,624
Why are you hiring me?
1015
00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:35,726
I'm just sayin'.
1016
00:51:36,761 --> 00:51:37,862
Why can't I hire you?
1017
00:51:40,198 --> 00:51:42,567
[bong bubbles]
1018
00:51:45,270 --> 00:51:47,205
I'll definitely be theone doing the hiring.
1019
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,177
That is pretty adequatefor the front desk manager.
1020
00:51:53,678 --> 00:51:55,513
[laughing]
1021
00:51:58,483 --> 00:51:59,650
You know what's really crazy?
1022
00:52:00,485 --> 00:52:04,289
When people areactually coherent,
1023
00:52:04,322 --> 00:52:05,423
they're always just talkin'.
1024
00:52:08,726 --> 00:52:11,629
When I'm, like, totallycoherent, I just talk all day
1025
00:52:11,662 --> 00:52:14,399
about stuff that really doesn'teven matter all that much,
1026
00:52:14,432 --> 00:52:16,767
but it's when you'rebaked, and it's like,
1027
00:52:17,468 --> 00:52:19,504
the real stuff comesout, like, the real stuff
1028
00:52:19,537 --> 00:52:20,705
that you have to talk about.
1029
00:52:21,439 --> 00:52:22,707
'Cause there's nota time for all that.
1030
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:24,375
It's just like...[snaps fingers]
1031
00:52:24,409 --> 00:52:26,211
things are justcomin' at you quick
1032
00:52:26,244 --> 00:52:28,779
and it's like, you just respond.
1033
00:52:29,547 --> 00:52:32,550
It's just real-er, more real.
1034
00:52:32,750 --> 00:52:33,884
What's, ha!
1035
00:52:34,752 --> 00:52:35,720
It's one of those.
1036
00:52:38,989 --> 00:52:40,425
No, yeah, that...
1037
00:52:42,760 --> 00:52:45,363
I mean, that makessense, I guess.
1038
00:52:55,540 --> 00:52:56,541
Um...
1039
00:53:00,445 --> 00:53:01,746
So where do you--Do you live near here?
1040
00:53:02,380 --> 00:53:04,315
I do, I live walking distance.
1041
00:53:04,349 --> 00:53:05,983
I actually live like,three blocks away.
1042
00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:06,817
Where do you live?
1043
00:53:07,518 --> 00:53:10,421
I'm, like, six blocks that way.
1044
00:53:11,456 --> 00:53:13,258
That's what I meant,three blocks that way,
1045
00:53:13,291 --> 00:53:14,825
so, I mean, if Iwalked you home,
1046
00:53:14,859 --> 00:53:16,894
it wouldn't really bethat far to come back.
1047
00:53:18,496 --> 00:53:20,298
I mean, I canwalk myself home.
1048
00:53:21,999 --> 00:53:23,834
That's true, I couldjust stay at your place,
1049
00:53:23,868 --> 00:53:25,002
that would probablybe a lot easier.
1050
00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:26,271
Oh, yeah?
1051
00:53:26,304 --> 00:53:27,372
I mean, if that's what you--
1052
00:53:27,405 --> 00:53:28,739
I won't be doing egg whitesin the morning, though.
1053
00:53:28,773 --> 00:53:30,541
I'll be doing real eggs.
1054
00:53:30,575 --> 00:53:33,978
Well, I mean, that's fine,if you're into the fatty stuff.
1055
00:53:34,011 --> 00:53:35,713
I'm just saying, I try to go--
1056
00:53:35,746 --> 00:53:37,982
That's a really good way totry to go home with someone.
1057
00:53:38,749 --> 00:53:41,419
I like to put it this way.You're a very pretty girl,
1058
00:53:41,452 --> 00:53:43,688
you probably get a lot ofcompliments, God bless.
1059
00:53:43,721 --> 00:53:45,890
So, I try to put youdown a little bit
1060
00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:48,626
'cause you don't hear thatvery often and that might make
1061
00:53:48,659 --> 00:53:49,960
you come back a littlebit, you know what I mean?
1062
00:53:50,961 --> 00:53:54,365
It's nice to have that, thatbring back down to earth
1063
00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:55,866
for a goddess such asyourself, you know?
1064
00:54:01,472 --> 00:54:03,341
You're an assholeand it works!
1065
00:54:03,874 --> 00:54:05,610
That's what I always say.
1066
00:54:05,976 --> 00:54:07,044
It's so true.
1067
00:54:07,077 --> 00:54:08,145
[laughs]
1068
00:54:11,316 --> 00:54:13,851
It does work though, soanyway, about that six blocks.
1069
00:54:13,884 --> 00:54:18,022
Is it six blocks the hypotenuseor can we kinda cut around
1070
00:54:18,055 --> 00:54:19,624
and get like five blocks?
1071
00:54:21,826 --> 00:54:22,927
You can--
1072
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:25,430
I try to be selectivelyindustrial when I walk around
1073
00:54:25,463 --> 00:54:26,664
and all that shit.
1074
00:54:26,697 --> 00:54:27,832
I try to put it all outthere in the workout.
1075
00:54:27,865 --> 00:54:28,999
Right--
1076
00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:30,668
I'll take theelevator up one floor.
1077
00:54:30,701 --> 00:54:32,002
I know where I live,it's gonna be six blocks.
1078
00:54:33,404 --> 00:54:34,539
Don't you thinkif I lived there,
1079
00:54:34,572 --> 00:54:35,573
I would know ifthere was a shortcut?
1080
00:54:38,909 --> 00:54:40,044
I guess we're cabin' it.
1081
00:54:41,579 --> 00:54:43,581
Just saying, taxi cabconfession status.
1082
00:54:47,552 --> 00:54:49,554
So that means, thatyou're gonna be coming
1083
00:54:49,587 --> 00:54:50,688
in that direction then?
1084
00:54:51,422 --> 00:54:52,523
Damn right.
1085
00:54:54,024 --> 00:54:56,961
Oh, you mean like going thatway home, yes, absolutely.
1086
00:55:01,632 --> 00:55:03,434
And you're just assumingthat I'm letting you
1087
00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:05,035
stay at my apartment.
1088
00:55:06,371 --> 00:55:07,605
Oh, no, no, no.
1089
00:55:09,507 --> 00:55:10,508
I'm just...
1090
00:55:12,810 --> 00:55:14,345
I thought you would thinkit'd be a good idea.
1091
00:55:33,564 --> 00:55:34,965
[exhales]
1092
00:55:41,539 --> 00:55:42,673
What do you got there, Floyd?
1093
00:55:44,975 --> 00:55:47,945
Oh, just a small pieceof merchandise from the...
1094
00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:51,582
Ah, which one, which one,see, mine, mine's called,
1095
00:55:51,616 --> 00:55:54,519
I got the Pineapple,Pineapple Express in here.
1096
00:55:55,720 --> 00:55:56,587
What'd you order?
1097
00:55:58,589 --> 00:56:01,358
This tasted likea lemon ginger tea.
1098
00:56:02,460 --> 00:56:04,028
I've never heardof that one before.
1099
00:56:05,463 --> 00:56:08,466
Women wash their hair in that.
1100
00:56:08,833 --> 00:56:10,535
-Do they?-It's terrific.
1101
00:56:11,602 --> 00:56:13,638
I gotta try it, how's it--How's it feel?
1102
00:56:16,807 --> 00:56:18,509
Cause I gotta tell--
1103
00:56:18,543 --> 00:56:21,712
Terrific, as long asyou use the right amount,
1104
00:56:22,146 --> 00:56:23,514
condition often...
1105
00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:29,687
take good care of your hair,take good care of you.
1106
00:56:32,990 --> 00:56:35,826
I like your hat,it's covering up the hair,
1107
00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:37,495
but I like the hat.
1108
00:56:39,196 --> 00:56:40,465
What kinda hat is that?
1109
00:56:41,466 --> 00:56:42,667
Let me check.
1110
00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:51,842
"Made in China."
1111
00:56:54,545 --> 00:56:55,780
You do know you have no hair?
1112
00:57:02,587 --> 00:57:04,088
I mean, it's there,it's just very small
1113
00:57:04,121 --> 00:57:05,723
and few and far between.
1114
00:57:14,699 --> 00:57:16,634
Floyd, you're aninteresting type of guy.
1115
00:57:18,803 --> 00:57:22,973
Embrace your follicly-challengedskull, it's okay because
1116
00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:25,142
there's more with you, you know?
1117
00:57:26,911 --> 00:57:28,045
Do we need these hats?
1118
00:57:29,113 --> 00:57:31,882
I mean, I wear this hatbecause my head gets cold
1119
00:57:31,916 --> 00:57:32,817
when I smoke but...
1120
00:57:34,552 --> 00:57:36,887
do we really need to hidebehind these symbols of...
1121
00:57:38,188 --> 00:57:39,724
You know what I mean?
1122
00:57:40,224 --> 00:57:41,692
Makes a great sunblock.
1123
00:57:45,830 --> 00:57:47,197
Embrace the bald.
1124
00:57:47,998 --> 00:57:50,935
Just do it, take offthat awesome fucking hat,
1125
00:57:50,968 --> 00:57:52,469
can I borrow it at some point?
1126
00:57:54,872 --> 00:57:57,074
You have a very small headand it's kinda sweaty,
1127
00:57:57,107 --> 00:57:58,843
so I'm gonna leave thisright here until it dries.
1128
00:58:01,579 --> 00:58:02,947
But embrace it, Floyd.
1129
00:58:03,914 --> 00:58:05,750
You do look like youmoisturize that too.
1130
00:58:11,689 --> 00:58:14,725
Go ahead, let it in,let it in slow.
1131
00:58:17,294 --> 00:58:18,863
[coughs]
1132
00:58:22,099 --> 00:58:23,634
How did you hearabout this place?
1133
00:58:38,215 --> 00:58:39,216
I hear ya.
1134
00:58:40,350 --> 00:58:41,752
I hear ya.
1135
00:58:44,755 --> 00:58:49,159
Toast, you're not a man of manywords but I like you, Floyd.
1136
00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:50,094
[Floyd] Cheers.
1137
00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:52,262
Absolutely, to this place.
1138
00:58:59,970 --> 00:59:01,238
So, a moisturizer.
1139
00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:06,611
Are you a righty or lefty?
1140
00:59:11,181 --> 00:59:11,982
I hear ya.
1141
00:59:13,217 --> 00:59:14,551
I hear ya.
1142
00:59:15,686 --> 00:59:18,656
Your lips to hisears, buddy, I swear.
1143
00:59:20,958 --> 00:59:24,194
I like this place so much.[chuckles]
1144
00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:31,836
Oh, yeah.
1145
00:59:34,238 --> 00:59:35,339
Floyd, you're a cool cat.
1146
00:59:59,930 --> 01:00:02,199
* Come on take my hand
1147
01:01:25,082 --> 01:01:27,351
I don't know if they havemembership cards,
1148
01:01:27,384 --> 01:01:29,954
but I want one.
1149
01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:33,223
[Jolene] Hi, I'm sorry,I don't mean to interrupt,
1150
01:01:33,257 --> 01:01:36,827
do you mind if I sit here,there aren't other chairs.
1151
01:01:40,164 --> 01:01:42,332
I mean, I don't haveto, I could just stand.
1152
01:01:50,841 --> 01:01:51,976
I think this shitjust kicked in.
1153
01:01:54,144 --> 01:01:54,945
Excuse me?
1154
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,218
[coughs]
1155
01:02:03,520 --> 01:02:04,755
Excuse me?
1156
01:02:06,957 --> 01:02:09,293
I'm sorry,I don't mean to be rude,
1157
01:02:09,326 --> 01:02:12,362
but I don't thinkwe know each other.
1158
01:02:12,396 --> 01:02:13,463
What'd you do with Floyd?
1159
01:02:15,365 --> 01:02:16,333
Who's Floyd?
1160
01:02:25,075 --> 01:02:26,476
I'm sorry, do youknow what time it is?
1161
01:02:27,177 --> 01:02:28,946
[snickers]
1162
01:02:30,080 --> 01:02:33,150
My watch,Eastern Standard Time.
1163
01:02:34,351 --> 01:02:35,519
Water resistant.
1164
01:02:39,489 --> 01:02:42,259
Sorry, you don't...[chuckles]
1165
01:02:44,061 --> 01:02:46,330
Can't really tellwhich side is up.
1166
01:02:46,363 --> 01:02:47,497
I suppose that one's,
1167
01:02:47,531 --> 01:02:48,999
This side is up.
1168
01:02:50,100 --> 01:02:51,101
Okay.
1169
01:02:52,236 --> 01:02:54,438
Holy shit!
1170
01:02:55,272 --> 01:02:56,506
What?
1171
01:02:56,540 --> 01:02:58,142
You're fucking real.
1172
01:02:59,043 --> 01:03:00,144
[chuckles]
1173
01:03:01,111 --> 01:03:03,213
What's your name?Are you lost?
1174
01:03:06,350 --> 01:03:08,318
My name is Jolene,how do you do?
1175
01:03:08,352 --> 01:03:10,855
You look more likea Jacqueline,
1176
01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:12,222
like a Jackie Kennedy.
1177
01:03:12,622 --> 01:03:13,824
Oh, really?
1178
01:03:13,858 --> 01:03:15,192
-Yeah.-[Jolene] Thank you.
1179
01:03:15,225 --> 01:03:16,193
I heard she was a bitch.
1180
01:03:16,226 --> 01:03:19,196
Actually my full nameis Jolene Mary Monro.
1181
01:03:19,229 --> 01:03:21,131
Like Marilyn Monroebut without the E,
1182
01:03:21,165 --> 01:03:23,033
I don't have an E onthe end of my name.
1183
01:03:24,368 --> 01:03:25,535
Where you from?
1184
01:03:25,569 --> 01:03:28,605
I am from North Carolina,Charlotte.
1185
01:03:28,638 --> 01:03:30,274
Charlotte Town, Charlotte.
1186
01:03:30,307 --> 01:03:33,878
Of all the Carolina's, Ilike the north side the best.
1187
01:03:33,911 --> 01:03:34,979
You've been there?
1188
01:03:35,012 --> 01:03:37,181
No, but I saw it in a book.
1189
01:03:39,283 --> 01:03:42,152
I got one of those, a book...
1190
01:03:44,021 --> 01:03:45,222
with words.
1191
01:03:45,255 --> 01:03:46,490
-Right, of course.-Okay?
1192
01:03:50,560 --> 01:03:52,196
Did you make a wrong turn?
1193
01:03:53,363 --> 01:03:57,001
This is a good, good place.I mean, look around.
1194
01:03:57,401 --> 01:03:59,503
This place is amazing.
1195
01:04:00,470 --> 01:04:02,306
Are you saying Idon't belong here?
1196
01:04:02,339 --> 01:04:04,074
I didn't think youwere real at first
1197
01:04:04,108 --> 01:04:05,375
and I didn't wanna piss you off.
1198
01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:06,944
You wouldn'thave pissed me off.
1199
01:04:09,046 --> 01:04:10,915
Because if you weren'treal, what you could do to me,
1200
01:04:10,948 --> 01:04:12,883
I can't fight back,I bruise easy.
1201
01:04:13,250 --> 01:04:14,518
I got sensitive skin.
1202
01:04:15,185 --> 01:04:16,053
Oh.
1203
01:04:17,254 --> 01:04:18,088
Yeah, me too.
1204
01:04:21,058 --> 01:04:22,159
Got soft skin though.
1205
01:04:22,626 --> 01:04:24,061
[chuckles]Yeah.
1206
01:04:24,094 --> 01:04:25,095
It's nice.
1207
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,098
Do you moisturize?
1208
01:04:30,534 --> 01:04:32,036
It feels likeyou been moisturizing
1209
01:04:32,069 --> 01:04:35,005
the motherfuckin' shitout of that back arm there.
1210
01:04:35,039 --> 01:04:36,173
Excuse the language, I'm sorry.
1211
01:04:38,008 --> 01:04:39,643
-Yeah.-It's the cigar talking.
1212
01:04:40,077 --> 01:04:41,145
[chuckles]
1213
01:04:42,179 --> 01:04:45,415
It feels very soft,I only felt a little bit.
1214
01:04:46,683 --> 01:04:48,052
Not in a creepy way.
1215
01:04:49,186 --> 01:04:51,521
I felt that girl overthere in a creepy way,
1216
01:04:51,555 --> 01:04:52,656
but she had it coming.
1217
01:04:55,292 --> 01:04:57,361
We settled it, but it's okay.
1218
01:04:58,195 --> 01:05:00,931
Wrong bathroom,it's a whole big story,
1219
01:05:00,965 --> 01:05:02,366
I talked to themanagement, we're okay.
1220
01:05:02,732 --> 01:05:05,035
But do you know where this is?
1221
01:05:07,071 --> 01:05:09,306
Well, the gentleman Iwas supposed to meet here,
1222
01:05:09,339 --> 01:05:10,941
he said that we could--
1223
01:05:10,975 --> 01:05:12,309
Is it like a blind date?
1224
01:05:12,342 --> 01:05:13,210
[Jolene] No, no, no,
1225
01:05:13,243 --> 01:05:14,411
-not at all.-Are you on a blind date?
1226
01:05:14,444 --> 01:05:19,083
No, no, the gentleman thatI met and he's a talent agent.
1227
01:05:19,549 --> 01:05:20,917
-A talent agent?-Mm-hmm.
1228
01:05:21,651 --> 01:05:22,987
Yeah, he said that I should
1229
01:05:23,020 --> 01:05:24,088
-meet him---What team?
1230
01:05:24,121 --> 01:05:25,089
What, sorry?
1231
01:05:25,122 --> 01:05:26,690
-[Mike] What team?-No, no, no, he's like a--
1232
01:05:26,723 --> 01:05:28,158
A football agent?
1233
01:05:28,192 --> 01:05:29,626
-An acting---Like a baseball?
1234
01:05:29,659 --> 01:05:30,995
And singing and dancing.
1235
01:05:31,028 --> 01:05:32,096
Oh.
1236
01:05:32,429 --> 01:05:33,530
You know, I sing a little bit.
1237
01:05:33,563 --> 01:05:35,132
-[Jolene] You do?-Not very well.
1238
01:05:37,034 --> 01:05:38,302
Well, do you--
1239
01:05:38,335 --> 01:05:40,270
But, no,you don't wanna hear it.
1240
01:05:40,304 --> 01:05:41,605
Okay.
1241
01:05:41,638 --> 01:05:43,573
You should smoke someand then I sound better.
1242
01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:46,276
You know he said that...
1243
01:05:47,677 --> 01:05:50,347
He said that hecould make me a star.
1244
01:05:51,515 --> 01:05:53,117
Yeah, he's...[inaudible]
1245
01:05:55,352 --> 01:05:57,187
* [piano music plays]
1246
01:06:28,418 --> 01:06:30,220
[Jolene] He saidthat he liked my look.
1247
01:06:31,288 --> 01:06:32,189
Oh, you're talking to me?
1248
01:06:33,423 --> 01:06:35,159
Yeah, he wanted to...
1249
01:06:37,594 --> 01:06:40,697
To-- To-- To see--To see what I got.
1250
01:06:41,831 --> 01:06:43,267
There's a lot ofthat going around.
1251
01:06:45,069 --> 01:06:47,003
A lot of talentagents scouting?
1252
01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:49,039
To see what you got.
1253
01:06:49,373 --> 01:06:51,508
Yeah, so, I mean--
1254
01:06:51,541 --> 01:06:53,210
To see what you got.
1255
01:06:53,677 --> 01:06:55,312
-Exactly.-Exactly.
1256
01:06:56,080 --> 01:07:00,317
So, I did my hair andI wore my best dress
1257
01:07:00,350 --> 01:07:02,186
and I was gonna sing.
1258
01:07:02,219 --> 01:07:03,620
-That's your best dress?-Yeah.
1259
01:07:03,653 --> 01:07:05,122
Okay.
1260
01:07:05,155 --> 01:07:08,492
You don't thinkI look all right?
1261
01:07:08,792 --> 01:07:10,594
I love your dress,it looks very nice.
1262
01:07:10,627 --> 01:07:11,661
You don't think it--
1263
01:07:11,695 --> 01:07:14,464
No, no, it's nice, itsyellow, the yellow dances.
1264
01:07:14,498 --> 01:07:15,665
It dances?
1265
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:18,368
Right now, it's doin'...
1266
01:07:19,803 --> 01:07:21,205
Well, in a good way?
1267
01:07:21,571 --> 01:07:22,606
Yeah, a little bit.
1268
01:07:23,807 --> 01:07:25,742
Not so much towards the top,but, yeah, on the big part,
1269
01:07:25,775 --> 01:07:26,843
don't worry about it,
1270
01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:27,844
-don't worry about it.-Okay.
1271
01:07:27,877 --> 01:07:29,279
Don't worry about it,don't worry about it.
1272
01:07:29,313 --> 01:07:30,414
-Okay.-Don't worry about it.
1273
01:07:30,447 --> 01:07:31,848
-Okay.-So, he's late?
1274
01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:34,251
Yeah, I think so.
1275
01:07:35,252 --> 01:07:36,320
Do you mind if I--
1276
01:07:36,353 --> 01:07:37,487
Make yourself comfortable,
1277
01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:38,455
-please.-Thank you.
1278
01:07:38,488 --> 01:07:39,556
Please.
1279
01:07:40,324 --> 01:07:42,492
Get myself comfortable too.
1280
01:07:44,194 --> 01:07:45,395
You look comfortable.
1281
01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:47,764
My hat matches yourdress a little bit.
1282
01:07:47,797 --> 01:07:49,566
That's true, itsyellow, and yellow.
1283
01:07:49,599 --> 01:07:51,235
It is.
1284
01:07:51,268 --> 01:07:53,637
This hat, this hatis like a starter hat
1285
01:07:54,238 --> 01:07:57,707
and there was this fuckingdime-of-a-guy, Floyd,
1286
01:07:58,208 --> 01:07:59,476
he was sittin' in your seat.
1287
01:07:59,509 --> 01:08:00,644
A Floyd.
1288
01:08:00,677 --> 01:08:02,712
His name's notA Floyd, his name's Floyd
1289
01:08:02,746 --> 01:08:04,748
but he's like aFloyd, like, you know?
1290
01:08:05,249 --> 01:08:06,583
Not like a guy,but he's a Floyd.
1291
01:08:06,816 --> 01:08:08,752
-No.-No, okay.
1292
01:08:11,421 --> 01:08:12,456
What is in that?
1293
01:08:14,924 --> 01:08:16,360
I'm gonna pray for you.
1294
01:08:17,727 --> 01:08:19,129
I'll pray for you too.
1295
01:08:19,163 --> 01:08:20,797
I know you will,I know you will.
1296
01:08:20,830 --> 01:08:22,632
-I worry about you.-Do you believe?
1297
01:08:24,268 --> 01:08:25,902
I feel like a lot ofpeople here don't really
1298
01:08:25,935 --> 01:08:28,438
and not that I haveanything against that,
1299
01:08:28,472 --> 01:08:31,775
I'm openhearted, I don'tbelieve that people
1300
01:08:31,808 --> 01:08:33,710
who don't believe aregoing to hell or anything.
1301
01:08:33,743 --> 01:08:35,579
Yeah, that sucks.
1302
01:08:35,612 --> 01:08:39,483
Yeah, but I suppose theyare, but it's not their fault,
1303
01:08:39,516 --> 01:08:42,452
you know, they justgrew up that way.
1304
01:08:42,486 --> 01:08:43,653
They got the devil in 'em.
1305
01:08:44,521 --> 01:08:47,891
No, they justhaven't found Jesus.
1306
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:50,260
He's a tricky guy to find,
1307
01:08:50,294 --> 01:08:51,761
He is, it's true.
1308
01:08:51,795 --> 01:08:53,297
Like Carmen, San Diego.
1309
01:08:54,231 --> 01:08:55,432
I never thoughtabout it that way.
1310
01:08:55,465 --> 01:08:57,201
Yeah.
1311
01:08:57,234 --> 01:09:00,470
What I want you to do is,you become more of a believer
1312
01:09:00,504 --> 01:09:02,672
when you inhale deeply,let's try this together.
1313
01:09:02,706 --> 01:09:04,874
[inhales]
1314
01:09:05,909 --> 01:09:07,711
Hold it.No, hold it.
1315
01:09:07,744 --> 01:09:09,346
[exhales]
1316
01:09:09,379 --> 01:09:10,814
Then you let it go.
1317
01:09:10,847 --> 01:09:15,185
It smells a little bit likeincense and a little bit like--
1318
01:09:15,219 --> 01:09:16,386
Not incense.
1319
01:09:16,420 --> 01:09:18,488
It doesn't smell like thecigars that my pa used to smoke.
1320
01:09:18,522 --> 01:09:20,724
Maybe, the ones hesmoked at nighttime?
1321
01:09:21,458 --> 01:09:22,692
No, not like those.
1322
01:09:23,460 --> 01:09:24,961
No, it smells nice though.
1323
01:09:24,994 --> 01:09:28,398
It does, smells betterwhen you suck it really fast.
1324
01:09:29,299 --> 01:09:30,434
That didn't come out fast.
1325
01:09:31,801 --> 01:09:35,939
I feel like everythingthat I'm doing right now..
1326
01:09:37,307 --> 01:09:39,809
is something I'm onlygonna realize I'm doing
1327
01:09:39,843 --> 01:09:41,778
in, like, three seconds.
1328
01:09:45,449 --> 01:09:46,450
Wait.
1329
01:09:49,319 --> 01:09:53,823
See and I realize thatI was doing that now,
1330
01:09:53,857 --> 01:09:55,692
but I'm only going to realizethat I'm doing this...
1331
01:10:01,598 --> 01:10:02,599
now.
1332
01:10:10,407 --> 01:10:14,744
Oh, my God, it's like...[imitating explosions]
1333
01:10:14,778 --> 01:10:15,645
You know?
1334
01:10:15,679 --> 01:10:16,680
Yeah.
1335
01:10:17,481 --> 01:10:18,748
-I'm sorry.-It's okay.
1336
01:10:18,782 --> 01:10:20,284
Can I just take a moment?
1337
01:10:20,317 --> 01:10:21,518
Do you wanna hit?
1338
01:10:23,353 --> 01:10:25,389
Not like a actual hit,it's not one of those clubs.
1339
01:10:25,422 --> 01:10:26,523
[Jolene] Okay.
1340
01:10:26,556 --> 01:10:28,558
Okay, just like alittle hit of this.
1341
01:10:29,759 --> 01:10:32,429
I hit... you?
1342
01:10:33,330 --> 01:10:34,564
You may wanna try,
1343
01:10:34,598 --> 01:10:36,766
this is calledSmack Me, I'm Your Bitch.
1344
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,368
Not that you haveto say the title.
1345
01:10:38,402 --> 01:10:39,803
That's real bad.
1346
01:10:39,836 --> 01:10:40,804
But it's good.
1347
01:10:41,805 --> 01:10:44,541
-Smack me, I'm...-Your Bitch.
1348
01:10:44,774 --> 01:10:46,943
This is a trick isn't it,your trying to get me to say
1349
01:10:46,976 --> 01:10:49,513
that phrase and then you'regonna do it, is that what--
1350
01:10:49,546 --> 01:10:51,047
No.
1351
01:10:51,080 --> 01:10:52,349
You think that I'm thatstupid, I'm not stupid.
1352
01:10:52,382 --> 01:10:54,017
-Just because---You seem very smart.
1353
01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:54,984
[Jolene] Okay, thank you.
1354
01:10:55,552 --> 01:10:56,886
Like, vocabularyand everything.
1355
01:10:57,354 --> 01:10:59,689
But dumb enough to fall...
1356
01:10:59,723 --> 01:11:00,890
That's true.
1357
01:11:01,658 --> 01:11:03,360
You've got a littlebit of a point there,
1358
01:11:03,393 --> 01:11:04,828
but you can get past it.
1359
01:11:04,861 --> 01:11:06,396
Oh, I'm hungry.
1360
01:11:07,464 --> 01:11:09,599
[snickers]Yeah, that happens.
1361
01:11:10,634 --> 01:11:13,770
I didn't eat all day'cause I wanted to, like...
1362
01:11:14,904 --> 01:11:17,774
-I wanted to fit into my pants.-Actresses, we have to...
1363
01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:20,577
Exactly, I had tofit into this dress
1364
01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:24,481
and I wanted to look svelte and
1365
01:11:25,582 --> 01:11:26,950
I'm not sure whatthat last word meant.
1366
01:11:26,983 --> 01:11:28,084
Like a real actress.
1367
01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:29,486
Yes.
1368
01:11:29,519 --> 01:11:31,521
But, do you hear that?
1369
01:11:32,389 --> 01:11:33,056
You're not pregnant, are you?
1370
01:11:33,089 --> 01:11:34,791
-No.-Okay, just checking.
1371
01:11:35,392 --> 01:11:36,626
No.
1372
01:11:36,660 --> 01:11:37,661
'Cause it's probablynot good for the fetus.
1373
01:11:40,830 --> 01:11:44,468
But you're not,you're not, right?
1374
01:11:44,501 --> 01:11:45,602
What?
1375
01:11:48,638 --> 01:11:50,039
You have very kind eyes.
1376
01:11:50,807 --> 01:11:52,509
This is gonnalook really strange.
1377
01:11:55,612 --> 01:11:56,746
Don't take your eye out,I didn't mean it.
1378
01:11:56,780 --> 01:11:57,847
No, it's not...
1379
01:12:00,684 --> 01:12:02,419
I feel like my...
1380
01:12:02,452 --> 01:12:04,354
Don't take it out, 'causeit's gonna creep me out.
1381
01:12:04,388 --> 01:12:06,390
It feels like it'sstuck to my eyeball
1382
01:12:06,423 --> 01:12:07,691
and it's never gonna come off.
1383
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:09,659
What's coming off?
1384
01:12:09,693 --> 01:12:10,794
I wear contact lenses.
1385
01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:12,028
Oh.
1386
01:12:14,163 --> 01:12:15,499
Have you lost contact?
1387
01:12:16,666 --> 01:12:19,335
No, thank goodness,they're still in there.
1388
01:12:19,736 --> 01:12:22,372
Oh, my goodness,my ma would kill me.
1389
01:12:24,608 --> 01:12:25,642
I won't tell.
1390
01:12:26,510 --> 01:12:27,511
Thank you.
1391
01:12:41,758 --> 01:12:42,726
[sighs]
1392
01:12:45,529 --> 01:12:48,364
So, you said you've been intown for just a short while?
1393
01:12:49,533 --> 01:12:50,567
Did I?
1394
01:12:51,535 --> 01:12:55,405
Yeah, I've been in townfor a month, mm-hmm.
1395
01:12:56,773 --> 01:12:57,674
I...
1396
01:12:59,443 --> 01:13:04,047
I'm sorry, I feel like I'mmaking sounds when I'm talking,
1397
01:13:04,781 --> 01:13:07,016
apart from the sounds thatI make when I'm talking,
1398
01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:09,686
I feel like I'mmaking other sounds.
1399
01:13:11,688 --> 01:13:14,123
You know, I hear that,it's like a chipmunk.
1400
01:13:14,157 --> 01:13:15,659
Do I look like a chipmunk?
1401
01:13:18,227 --> 01:13:21,030
Really, okay, yeah I was...
1402
01:13:22,532 --> 01:13:25,702
moved here a month ago and...
1403
01:13:27,771 --> 01:13:31,775
I moved to a place calledBedford-Stuyvesant.
1404
01:13:32,976 --> 01:13:33,810
Know Biggie?
1405
01:13:34,578 --> 01:13:35,945
-Biggie?-Biggie.
1406
01:13:36,245 --> 01:13:37,714
-B-I-G...-Yes.
1407
01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:39,816
-P-O-P-P-A.-I do.
1408
01:13:40,249 --> 01:13:43,553
-Notorious, Notorious.-That's right.
1409
01:13:43,587 --> 01:13:44,654
-B-I-G.-Exactly.
1410
01:13:44,688 --> 01:13:45,755
-Yes, I do.-Got a favorite song?
1411
01:13:45,789 --> 01:13:47,056
No.
1412
01:13:47,090 --> 01:13:48,892
Okay, that's cool too.
1413
01:13:49,726 --> 01:13:52,496
But he's fromBedford-Stuyvesant.
1414
01:13:52,529 --> 01:13:53,663
Yeah?
1415
01:13:53,697 --> 01:13:57,000
Yeah, Bed-Sty, Brooklyn.
1416
01:13:57,033 --> 01:13:58,735
-Mm-hmm.-All day.
1417
01:13:58,768 --> 01:14:00,470
I can't believethis guy stood me up.
1418
01:14:02,238 --> 01:14:05,942
He really saidhe thought I was beautiful.
1419
01:14:06,543 --> 01:14:07,744
Which he was right.
1420
01:14:08,878 --> 01:14:12,215
Thank you, and he saidthat he thought he could see...
1421
01:14:12,248 --> 01:14:13,817
-I could see.-the talent.
1422
01:14:14,984 --> 01:14:17,654
The talent, the talent oozing.
1423
01:14:18,588 --> 01:14:20,156
Glowing, he said glowing.
1424
01:14:20,189 --> 01:14:22,559
He said he could seethe talent glowing.
1425
01:14:22,592 --> 01:14:23,827
Glowing, that too.
1426
01:14:23,860 --> 01:14:25,128
He said that...
1427
01:14:25,161 --> 01:14:27,964
-I see.-he was gonna make me a star.
1428
01:14:27,997 --> 01:14:29,633
I see a star.
1429
01:14:29,666 --> 01:14:32,201
I was gonna sing forhim and I was gonna...
1430
01:14:32,769 --> 01:14:33,737
[sighs]
1431
01:14:34,571 --> 01:14:37,006
You know?I do, I hear, I can.
1432
01:14:39,609 --> 01:14:42,912
I am... I don't know if youcan tell but I've always wanted
1433
01:14:42,946 --> 01:14:45,815
to be a star, like Marilyn.
1434
01:14:45,849 --> 01:14:46,883
Yes.
1435
01:14:46,916 --> 01:14:49,719
My last name is kinda likehers, it's really close,
1436
01:14:49,753 --> 01:14:52,155
it's just the lastletter is different,
1437
01:14:52,188 --> 01:14:54,524
but she's amazing.
1438
01:14:54,558 --> 01:14:57,026
Yeah, so now are youa triple threat though?
1439
01:14:57,627 --> 01:14:59,696
Marilyn, triple threat.
1440
01:15:00,196 --> 01:15:01,665
Uh...
1441
01:15:02,832 --> 01:15:06,202
I try, I'm gonna take actinglessons and dancing lessons
1442
01:15:06,235 --> 01:15:08,538
and I'm gonna takesinging lessons but...
1443
01:15:08,572 --> 01:15:09,873
So, let's hear alittle something?
1444
01:15:10,974 --> 01:15:12,241
Can I hear a little something?
1445
01:15:12,842 --> 01:15:15,211
Don't worry about thismusic, just sing over it.
1446
01:15:15,244 --> 01:15:18,648
[coughs] I don't knowhow the smoke will effect
1447
01:15:18,682 --> 01:15:19,649
-my voice.-Just breathe deep.
1448
01:15:19,683 --> 01:15:20,850
-Okay.-You'll be fine.
1449
01:15:20,884 --> 01:15:23,019
[exhales]You ready?
1450
01:15:23,052 --> 01:15:24,187
I am almost there.
1451
01:15:24,220 --> 01:15:25,589
Don't judge me.
1452
01:15:29,893 --> 01:15:32,729
* I wanna be loved by you
1453
01:15:32,762 --> 01:15:36,633
* Just you and nobody else but you *
1454
01:15:37,266 --> 01:15:42,038
* I wanna be loved by you alone *
1455
01:15:42,271 --> 01:15:44,540
* Boop-boop-a-doop ooh
1456
01:15:44,774 --> 01:15:46,209
Can you do thatone part again?
1457
01:15:46,242 --> 01:15:47,744
* I wanna kissed by you
1458
01:15:47,777 --> 01:15:52,015
* Just you and nobody else but you *
1459
01:15:52,048 --> 01:15:53,316
You too.
1460
01:15:53,349 --> 01:15:57,887
* I wanna be kissed by you alone *
1461
01:15:58,622 --> 01:16:02,058
* I couldn't aspire
1462
01:16:02,091 --> 01:16:05,695
* To anything higher
1463
01:16:06,262 --> 01:16:09,799
-* Than to fill the desire -Keep going.
1464
01:16:09,833 --> 01:16:12,168
* To make you my own
1465
01:16:12,201 --> 01:16:15,705
* Ba-doomp a doomp a-doop-I-dah boo *
1466
01:16:16,005 --> 01:16:18,875
* I wanna be loved by you
1467
01:16:18,908 --> 01:16:22,679
* Just you and nobody else but you *
1468
01:16:22,712 --> 01:16:23,947
Okay.
1469
01:16:23,980 --> 01:16:28,117
* I wanna be loved by you alone *
1470
01:16:30,186 --> 01:16:31,320
How's that.
1471
01:16:32,922 --> 01:16:33,890
[Mike] That was nice.
1472
01:16:35,692 --> 01:16:37,761
You wanna run it backto the boop-boop-I-doo?
1473
01:16:37,794 --> 01:16:39,162
I can't believehe didn't show up.
1474
01:16:48,104 --> 01:16:49,706
[exhales]
1475
01:16:50,406 --> 01:16:52,241
This is awesome.
1476
01:16:52,275 --> 01:16:53,609
Really, you liked it?
1477
01:16:54,778 --> 01:16:55,945
Yeah, yeah.
1478
01:16:55,979 --> 01:16:57,346
I was gonna sing thatfor him, but I guess
1479
01:16:57,380 --> 01:17:01,751
he just does notgive a good God-damn
1480
01:17:01,785 --> 01:17:03,987
-about me and---I do.
1481
01:17:06,389 --> 01:17:07,957
What?
1482
01:17:07,991 --> 01:17:10,960
Can't remember your namefully but I give those damns
1483
01:17:10,994 --> 01:17:12,696
that you weretalking about before.
1484
01:17:14,097 --> 01:17:14,898
I'm sorry.
1485
01:17:17,400 --> 01:17:19,102
[laughs]I shouldn't have said it.
1486
01:17:20,169 --> 01:17:21,204
My name is Jolene.
1487
01:17:22,071 --> 01:17:24,741
Right, I'm gonnawrite that down.
1488
01:17:25,374 --> 01:17:26,375
[Jolene] Okay.
1489
01:17:27,443 --> 01:17:29,045
I hear when you writethings down, you remember.
1490
01:17:29,713 --> 01:17:30,814
[sighs]
1491
01:17:31,715 --> 01:17:32,882
Yo, remind me...
1492
01:17:34,250 --> 01:17:37,220
-Marilyn?-Yes, this dream I had
1493
01:17:38,287 --> 01:17:40,757
years ago, years and years.
1494
01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:42,058
Of Marilyn?
1495
01:17:43,059 --> 01:17:44,293
You dream of Marilyn too?
1496
01:17:45,061 --> 01:17:47,296
Probably not thesame reasons you do,
1497
01:17:48,397 --> 01:17:49,699
but you look like that--
1498
01:17:49,733 --> 01:17:51,134
Is my hair all messed up?
1499
01:17:52,368 --> 01:17:54,437
No, it's pretty good.
1500
01:17:54,938 --> 01:17:57,807
You sure, I feellike I'm all mussed.
1501
01:17:57,841 --> 01:17:58,808
Can you--
1502
01:17:58,842 --> 01:18:02,145
Just in case he actuallycomes, help me, please.
1503
01:18:02,178 --> 01:18:03,980
Okay, sure, sure.
1504
01:18:04,013 --> 01:18:05,715
Just don't keep poking me,
1505
01:18:05,749 --> 01:18:08,084
just help me withthe flower thing.
1506
01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:09,352
I wasn't poking.
1507
01:18:10,253 --> 01:18:11,721
I poked you twice.
1508
01:18:12,155 --> 01:18:13,222
Okay, maybe three times.
1509
01:18:14,090 --> 01:18:15,892
I won't poke, no more pokes.
1510
01:18:15,925 --> 01:18:16,960
Promise?
1511
01:18:16,993 --> 01:18:17,927
Pinky swear.
1512
01:18:22,198 --> 01:18:25,068
-Okay, now you have to.-Okay.
1513
01:18:26,402 --> 01:18:28,371
It's got a little clip.
1514
01:18:28,404 --> 01:18:29,906
A little sticky thing there.
1515
01:18:29,939 --> 01:18:31,140
Okay, I got this.
1516
01:18:31,174 --> 01:18:33,843
[laughs] It lookskinda like a crocodile.
1517
01:18:35,111 --> 01:18:37,313
-Can you help me with---Shh.
1518
01:18:39,215 --> 01:18:40,416
-It just happened again.-Want me to help you with
1519
01:18:40,449 --> 01:18:42,018
-your shirt?-No, what?
1520
01:18:42,318 --> 01:18:44,954
[Mike] I mean, your top half.
1521
01:18:45,922 --> 01:18:47,323
I mean, of your head.
1522
01:18:48,091 --> 01:18:49,092
Yes.
1523
01:18:50,493 --> 01:18:51,828
Just that.
1524
01:18:52,095 --> 01:18:53,396
Please.
1525
01:18:53,863 --> 01:18:56,165
Okay, I got you, don'tworry, hand it over,
1526
01:18:56,199 --> 01:18:57,366
fork it over, we're good.
1527
01:18:57,400 --> 01:18:58,935
-Okay.-This is pretty.
1528
01:18:58,968 --> 01:18:59,969
Thank you.
1529
01:19:00,569 --> 01:19:01,871
Who got you this?
1530
01:19:03,039 --> 01:19:05,474
-I bought it for myself.-Ah.
1531
01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:09,813
You know,no one's ever given me...
1532
01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:13,282
-Right here?-a flower-- No here, here.
1533
01:19:13,316 --> 01:19:17,153
Won't it look it better,a little bit closer.
1534
01:19:17,821 --> 01:19:19,322
-Here?-Yeah, to your heart.
1535
01:19:20,489 --> 01:19:22,792
-Exactly.-Okay.
1536
01:19:22,826 --> 01:19:24,460
Yeah, don't worry,I'll take care of this.
1537
01:19:24,493 --> 01:19:25,829
-There you go.-Just be careful.
1538
01:19:27,430 --> 01:19:29,298
-That's nice.-Sure.
1539
01:19:29,332 --> 01:19:30,533
And then, when I look at it,
1540
01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:32,301
'cause it makes mewanna look at it.
1541
01:19:34,370 --> 01:19:35,839
It's very nice.
1542
01:19:38,074 --> 01:19:38,908
The flower!
1543
01:19:41,510 --> 01:19:42,511
Sure the flower's nice.
1544
01:19:45,448 --> 01:19:46,850
Sure it smells amazing.
1545
01:20:01,297 --> 01:20:03,967
[coughing]
1546
01:20:08,504 --> 01:20:09,973
See, I cough, you cough.
1547
01:20:10,339 --> 01:20:11,307
I know your games.
1548
01:20:12,075 --> 01:20:12,976
You're not real.
1549
01:20:17,513 --> 01:20:18,948
It's a mean trick.
1550
01:20:19,582 --> 01:20:20,950
You look real.
1551
01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:23,152
It's been real nicetalking to you, Mike.
1552
01:20:23,186 --> 01:20:24,453
[coughs]
1553
01:20:24,487 --> 01:20:25,454
You're not leaving, right?
1554
01:20:26,089 --> 01:20:27,156
You just got here.
1555
01:20:29,959 --> 01:20:31,260
Waitin' for your guy?
1556
01:20:31,294 --> 01:20:32,261
I don't think he's coming.
1557
01:20:32,661 --> 01:20:34,030
You're probably right.
1558
01:20:36,365 --> 01:20:37,967
-Just stop it!-It was very nice--
1559
01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:41,137
[coughs]
1560
01:20:47,911 --> 01:20:49,112
I think she liked me.
1561
01:20:50,146 --> 01:20:51,314
[coughs]
1562
01:20:57,921 --> 01:20:59,088
[woman] That seat free?
1563
01:21:02,291 --> 01:21:03,292
Do you mind?
1564
01:21:15,271 --> 01:21:16,372
Can I take a hit of that?
1565
01:21:17,340 --> 01:21:18,174
[coughs]
1566
01:21:18,574 --> 01:21:22,311
This place is awesome.
1567
01:21:24,447 --> 01:21:25,881
Sure, sure.
1568
01:21:28,217 --> 01:21:29,052
[woman] Thanks.
1569
01:21:32,956 --> 01:21:34,657
You look so familiar.
1570
01:21:40,129 --> 01:21:41,197
I love this place.
1571
01:21:44,000 --> 01:21:45,468
I like you betterthan the last one.
1572
01:21:46,669 --> 01:21:48,037
What last one?
1573
01:21:48,071 --> 01:21:50,639
You know, the onethat looks like you.
1574
01:21:50,673 --> 01:21:52,075
She was really uptight though.
1575
01:21:52,341 --> 01:21:53,376
You...
1576
01:21:55,311 --> 01:21:56,112
down-loose.
1577
01:21:59,382 --> 01:22:01,350
-Don't worry---You're an asshole.
1578
01:22:05,588 --> 01:22:07,957
Fucking love this place.
1579
01:22:13,062 --> 01:22:15,164
[groans]
1580
01:22:27,043 --> 01:22:30,013
Yeah, Midnight Delight.
1581
01:22:30,513 --> 01:22:33,016
* I get high
1582
01:22:33,049 --> 01:22:35,251
* So high
1583
01:22:35,284 --> 01:22:36,519
* feelin real good when I
1584
01:22:36,552 --> 01:22:39,188
[bong bubbles]
1585
01:22:39,222 --> 01:22:41,490
[exhaling]
1586
01:22:41,524 --> 01:22:43,259
[bong bubbles]
1587
01:22:43,292 --> 01:22:45,328
[exhaling]
1588
01:22:46,662 --> 01:22:47,696
[Mouse] What?
1589
01:22:50,399 --> 01:22:52,235
Oh.
1590
01:22:54,537 --> 01:22:56,439
Fuck off!
1591
01:22:56,472 --> 01:23:00,409
* When I hit that ganja and blow that smoke in the sky *
1592
01:23:02,511 --> 01:23:05,348
* Gettin real blowed I wouldn't change it for nothin' *
1593
01:23:05,381 --> 01:23:08,451
* I do this everyday smoke that weed boy no frontin' *
1594
01:23:08,484 --> 01:23:11,587
* Ain't nobody else got me feelin real good *
1595
01:23:11,620 --> 01:23:14,757
* She makes me feel right and makes me eat a lot of food *
1596
01:23:14,790 --> 01:23:17,626
* Put me on the mood Mary-Jane makes me happy *
1597
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:21,130
* I smoke a lot of weed that's why my hair's a 'lil nappy *
1598
01:23:21,164 --> 01:23:23,632
* It's not a day without beloved Mary-Jane *
1599
01:23:23,666 --> 01:23:27,203
* If there's no marijuana I'll probably go insane *
1600
01:23:27,236 --> 01:23:30,373
* She eases all the pain massages my brain *
1601
01:23:30,406 --> 01:23:33,476
* Take away the negative stuff and flush it down the drain *
1602
01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:36,212
* I love every single moment that I spend with you *
1603
01:23:36,245 --> 01:23:39,415
* Every time I take a hit feels like dreams do come true *
1604
01:23:39,448 --> 01:23:42,451
* I spend a 'lil somethin' to get ahold of you *
1605
01:23:42,485 --> 01:23:45,654
* Cost me a couple of dollars just for me to smoke you *
1606
01:23:45,688 --> 01:23:48,457
* The love I got for you is realer than romantic *
1607
01:23:48,491 --> 01:23:49,592
* 'Cause every time I see you
1608
01:23:49,625 --> 01:23:51,627
* I can smell you through your plastic *
1609
01:23:51,660 --> 01:23:54,197
* I get high
1610
01:23:54,230 --> 01:23:56,165
* So high
1611
01:23:58,434 --> 01:24:01,137
* Bob Marley Bone Thugs Harmony Snoop Dog Carmelo Anthony *
1612
01:24:01,170 --> 01:24:04,340
* Bill Clinton George Bush all the way to John F. Kennedy *
1613
01:24:04,373 --> 01:24:07,176
* Montel Williams all the way to Brad Pitt *
1614
01:24:07,210 --> 01:24:10,313
* Even William Shakespeare that man used to always get lit *
1615
01:24:10,346 --> 01:24:13,349
* Michael Bloomberg all the way to Kareem Abdul Jabar *
1616
01:24:13,382 --> 01:24:16,519
* Comedian Jack Black got the herb by the jar *
1617
01:24:16,552 --> 01:24:18,087
* There's a lot of people in this world *
1618
01:24:18,121 --> 01:24:19,455
* Who smokes marijuana
1619
01:24:19,488 --> 01:24:22,591
* From my cousins to my uncles to my father and my mother *
1620
01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:25,628
* Yeah my people used to smoke but now they all quit *
1621
01:24:25,661 --> 01:24:29,132
* They stopped smokin' weed way before they got legit *
1622
01:24:29,165 --> 01:24:31,834
* I used to slang that marijuana make money off marijuana *
1623
01:24:31,867 --> 01:24:35,104
* I got caught by police went to jail for marijuana *
1624
01:24:35,138 --> 01:24:38,341
* Every time I smoke it I feel so free *
1625
01:24:38,374 --> 01:24:41,377
* I smoke so much weed that my lungs hate me *
1626
01:24:41,410 --> 01:24:44,447
* Don't ever leave me Jane I need you in my life *
1627
01:24:44,480 --> 01:24:47,250
* You're everything I got I'm a treat you like my wife *
1628
01:24:47,283 --> 01:24:49,785
* I get high
1629
01:24:49,818 --> 01:24:52,388
* So high
1630
01:24:52,421 --> 01:24:55,324
* Feelin' real good when I hit that ganja *
1631
01:24:55,358 --> 01:24:59,495
* And blow that smoke in the sky *
1632
01:24:59,528 --> 01:25:02,331
* I get high
1633
01:25:02,365 --> 01:25:04,533
* So high
1634
01:25:04,567 --> 01:25:07,570
* Feelin' real good when I hit that ganja *
1635
01:25:07,603 --> 01:25:11,140
* And blow that smoke in the sky *
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