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[BANGING AND CLATTERING]
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[TOILET FLUSHING]
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Oh, my God!
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- You're Jann!
- [ROCK THEME MUSIC]
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It was like that when I got there!
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[QUIETLY] I am so frickin' hungry.
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- Ooh, I love those, love those!
- [ROCK GUITAR MUSIC]
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Love those! Road flares?
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Small, small, extra-large.
Fashion! Mm-hmm!
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The, uh... loo is out of toilet paper.
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Is there anything else?
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It was like that when I got there!
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I got pop, I got water,
I got popcorn twists
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I got nacho chips,
I got some chocolate.
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All set!
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Well,
we're definitely not going to starve
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on this three hour road trip.
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Oh, did you want snacks?
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- Did you pay for the gas?
- It's your car.
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[PHONE RINGING AND VIBRATING]
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Oh, not now, Satan.
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[MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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What are you doin' in the back seat?
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Watching Frozen, I actually
never saw the end to this thing.
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Does everybody freeze
to death, or what?
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Get in the front.
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I hate these doors
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so... goddamn... much!
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[FUNKY ROCK MUSIC]
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Do these make my face look wide?
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- Very.
- I don't think they do.
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Ahem. Look, here's the deal.
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We should arrive
at the motel around 6 PM.
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All I am up for tonight is a
quick dinner and then early bed.
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OK? Because I just... I need to be
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in a clear state of mind for tomorrow.
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Sounds good to me.
I'll be friggin' hungry by then!
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OK. This guy, my biological dad,
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he's doing some...
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Jazz brunch at the motel bar.
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OK? His set starts at 9 AM
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so I need you up and ready
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by 8:45.
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- Can you do that?
- Yes!
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Tomorrow's just gonna be
really stressful, OK?
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We're kind of ambushing this guy.
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What if it backfires?
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Max, you are an amazing person
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and if you're half of him,
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he's an amazing person too,
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- right?
- Yeah.
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Or...
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He could be a serial killer...
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...which is fine,
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because he would
never kill his own child.
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[ROCK GUITAR MUSIC]
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I miss Mommy so much.
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Yeah. Me too.
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[RAPID KNOCKING]
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- Hi, Dave!
- Oh, hi, Liz.
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Listen, um... I noticed that Max...
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Left in the van 47 minutes ago
and she hasn't come back.
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Oh, you noticed that? Huh...
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Well, and also she had a suitcase,
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so made me think maybe
she's never coming back.
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Oh, yeah? No, no. She's coming back.
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- Oh.
- Yeah. Soon.
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Oh, well I was home alone...
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Thinking of you.
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And I thought, you know,
that precious family
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could use some of my famous sweet buns,
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- Oh!
- Especially that delicious...
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Daddy, Dave.
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OK, thank you!
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Oh. Uh-oh.
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Um...
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I'll let Max know you stopped by.
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OK. that's great.
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- And... thank you!
- Uh-huh.
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Oh, and you're trying to come in, huh?
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I overheard Max saying, you know,
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that you guys repainted
your master bedroom, so
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thought maybe I could, uh...
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- See it.
- No.
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- Oh.
- It's just white.
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- It's wh...? Ah, you're hilarious!
- I know!
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- OK, I'll see you later!
- OK!
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This place 100% has bedbugs.
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When did you get so precious?
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It doesn't have bedbugs.
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[GASP]
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Why is there carpeting in the bathroom?
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You know what we should do tonight?
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Chill out, watch a movie, order pizza.
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[GASP] Max?
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Frozen is on.
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You know what? I can't seem to relax.
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I think I just maybe need a drink.
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I don't even miss alcohol.
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Oh, well, that is super,
super great for you.
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Could we talk about...
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Maybe,
your anxiety surrounding tomorrow?
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Because this is a safe place.
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Except for the remote, the drapes,
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the bedspread, the electrical
outlets, the microwave,
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and whatever that stain is over there.
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I don't really want to talk about it.
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You should what I want to do?
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I want to prepare for tomorrow
by staking out the bar.
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Hey, well, you don't even have
the key to the room!
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? I would do anything for love ?
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[OUT OF TUNE] ? But I won't do that ?
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? Or will I? ?
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Already have!
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[SINGING] And you will again.
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[LAUGHING]
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Two J�ger shots, please...
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And a Diet Coke for my sister...
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Boop!
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You ladies here
for our karaoke competition?
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- No!
- First prize is a meat basket.
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What a shame. I was toying
with the idea of becoming vegan.
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Please sign up. Brandine will
go all night if no one else sings.
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? As long as the planets are turning ?
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That's hilarious, actually,
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because singing to me is
more of a job than a pastime
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but thank you... Dan.
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I'm really sorry about my sister.
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She's unsufferable.
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- Half-sister!
- OK.
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? Anything for love ?
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Listen, you are vibrating up here.
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If you really worked on it,
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you could like, relax yourself down
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to a mid-range annoying buzz.
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Enough with the advice!
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I am in therapy so I know
what I'm talking about.
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Then stop talking!
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- Stop trying to get the last word!
- That's it!
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I challenge you to a karaoke battle.
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- [FAINTLY]: ? For love ?
- It's not happening.
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? Just won't... do that... ?
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- You're sensational.
- [FEEDBACK SQUEALS]
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Hi, people! My name is Max,
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and... whew,
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this booze is kinda hitting me hard...
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- [SLOW CLAPPING]
- Aw, thank you, sir.
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Anyway, I have challenged
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my know-it-all sister, Jann...
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To a karaoke battle
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and she's refusing to do it.
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Instead, she's just sitting there,
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contemplating becoming a vegan
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and psychoanalyzing
everything that I do.
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I'm not doing it!
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- I'll do it.
- Sit down, Brandine!
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Well, I guess that means
that I'm the winner.
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Instead of a duet, I'll just put on
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a dazzling solo performance
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and show all of these fine people
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who the true talent in the family is!
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Oh, look. Here she is.
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Total Eclipse of the Heart,
and turn my mic' up.
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This is going to be
so embarrassing for you.
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Hey, I'm Jann.
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I'm a professional singer
from Calgary, Alberta.
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[TINNY KARAOKE INTRO]
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? Turn around ?
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- [BOOING]
- ? Every now and then ?
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? I get a little bit lonely ?
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? 'Cause you never come around ?
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? Turn around every now and then ?
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? I get a little bit tired ?
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? Of listening to the sound ?
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- ? Of my tears ?
- [EMOTIONAL KEY CHANGE]
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[TOGETHER]: ? And I need
you now tonight ?
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? And I need you ?
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? More than ever ?
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? And if you only ?
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- ? Hold me tight ?
- [MAN]: Yeah, Brandine!
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- ? We'll be holding on ?
- [BRANDINE GRUNTS]
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? Forever ?
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? And we'll only be making it right ?
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? And we'll never be wrong ?
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- [JANN]: ? Together... ?
- [TOGETHER]: ? We can take it ?
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? To the end of the line ?
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? Your love is like a shadow ?
[SONG FADING]
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[FAINTLY] ? All of the time ?
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[WATER FLOWING]
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[MUFFLED CHEERING]
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[MUFFLED WOLF WHISTLING]
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[FULL SOUND RESUMES]
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J�ger shots for everybody!
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In the house, from me, Jann Arden!
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? I really need you tonight ?
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? Forever's gonna start tonight ?
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? Forever's gonna start tonight ?
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? Once upon a time ?
? I was falling in love ?
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? And now I'm only falling apart ?
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? Nothing I can say ?
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? A total eclipse of the heart ?
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? Total eclipse of the... ?
? Heart ?
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[ENTHUSIASTIC APPLAUSE]
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You win the meat basket!
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- Not you, the hot one.
- Hmm.
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[CHEERING]
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Whatever. Meat is murder, Max. Murder!
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I cannot believe we're back here.
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So embarrassing.
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Well, maybe they won't recognize us.
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You go.
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- [CLAPPING]
- [INDISTINCT LEWD COMMENTS]
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Look who it is, yeah!
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Hey. You left your bra here last night.
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- Ah, jeez.
- Yeah, yeah. Not you.
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The hot one.
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Oh my God.
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Build your own Caesar bar,
I love these!
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I couldn't just wear
one of my cute bras,
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it had to be this piece of garbage?
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Well, in your defence,
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it's not like you woke up
yesterday and thought,
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oh gosh, maybe I'll wear one of
my cute bras, in case I end up
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flinging it into the face
of somebody named Rawdog Robbie!
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Well, it worked, so.
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Those glasses make your face look wide.
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[GROAN]
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This is a virgin Caesar.
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I get it!
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Oh my God, Max!
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[UNCOMFORTABLE LAUGHING]
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Is this your dad?
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Jazz brunch!
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I knew it! You got the skinny genes.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC]
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[SING-SONG VOICE]: Knock, knock.
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Oh! That was... out of sequence.
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- You just come in the back door.
- Front door was locked.
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For a reason. Wh... wh...
what are you doin' here?
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Brought you some ripe melons.
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[AWKWARD LAUGH]
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You did, thank you.
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Girls, Liz is here, from next door.
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You remember Liz, right?
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Girls! [SNAPPING FINGERS]
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- Liz is here.
- [GIRLS]: Hi!
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We're watching squishy editorials!
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- Check this one out.
- Oh, yeah!
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- It's fascinating.
- It's a heart one.
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Any pictures of daddy there?
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- [GIRLS]: Yeah!
- Let me see.
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What this brunch needs is some jazz.
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Where is your dad?
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Guess I get my punctuality from Mom.
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And your weird earlobes.
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[CELLPHONE RINGING]
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Hey, this is gonna sound insane,
258
00:10:21,140 --> 00:10:22,803
but Bitchy Liz just showed up here
259
00:10:22,851 --> 00:10:24,484
for the second time in 2 days.
260
00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:25,839
She's wearing what looks like
261
00:10:25,887 --> 00:10:27,385
a dryland bathing suit
262
00:10:27,507 --> 00:10:29,851
and she keeps bringing me
provocative foods.
263
00:10:29,986 --> 00:10:32,031
That sneaky little witch.
264
00:10:32,080 --> 00:10:33,273
Who? Mom?
265
00:10:33,405 --> 00:10:35,782
What do I do? She's incredibly handsy.
266
00:10:35,830 --> 00:10:37,054
Um, just be nice to her.
267
00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,992
That's it?
That's not the advice I was hoping for.
268
00:10:39,041 --> 00:10:40,346
I know, but we can't piss her off until
269
00:10:40,395 --> 00:10:42,385
after she votes me back on the PTA.
270
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,791
They're passing the new sex
education curriculum next week
271
00:10:44,839 --> 00:10:46,994
and we need one that includes
the discussion of consent.
272
00:10:47,043 --> 00:10:49,998
- Oh, I got you!
- Ha! Ha! Ha! OK!
273
00:10:50,047 --> 00:10:52,518
Yeah, well, that is
incredibly important, so...
274
00:10:52,705 --> 00:10:54,534
I got to go. I love you,
275
00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:55,911
- I'll talk to you later.
- Bye, bye, bye.
276
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,412
Don't go to a second location with her.
277
00:10:57,461 --> 00:10:59,160
- You'll be fine.
- Right.
278
00:11:00,603 --> 00:11:02,557
- [SOFT JAZZ MUSIC]
- Is everything OK?
279
00:11:02,606 --> 00:11:04,845
Liz is hitting on Dave
and it's freaking him out.
280
00:11:05,517 --> 00:11:06,666
[LAUGHING]
281
00:11:06,715 --> 00:11:08,738
Somebody is hitting on Dave,
yeah, sure!
282
00:11:09,159 --> 00:11:11,434
Oh. Speaking of hitting on...
283
00:11:11,483 --> 00:11:13,476
Hello, daddy.
284
00:11:16,001 --> 00:11:17,596
That is indeed my daddy.
285
00:11:17,661 --> 00:11:19,713
Oh! I'm so sorry.
286
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,131
That's my bad.
287
00:11:21,924 --> 00:11:23,728
Listen, go up there,
introduce yourself.
288
00:11:23,777 --> 00:11:24,940
That's why we came all this way.
289
00:11:25,004 --> 00:11:26,166
I don't know what to say to him!
290
00:11:26,215 --> 00:11:27,924
You can do it. You're ready!
291
00:11:28,199 --> 00:11:29,869
That's just it. Sitting here, now,
292
00:11:29,926 --> 00:11:31,018
I don't think I'm ready.
293
00:11:31,067 --> 00:11:33,448
Fine. I will do it.
294
00:11:37,324 --> 00:11:39,183
Dan, another glass of ice, please.
295
00:11:40,972 --> 00:11:42,746
You having a hot flash?
296
00:11:43,408 --> 00:11:44,624
[LAUGHING]
297
00:11:44,845 --> 00:11:46,346
I chew ice when I get nervous.
298
00:11:46,395 --> 00:11:47,387
Uh!
299
00:11:47,435 --> 00:11:49,242
Got any nervous kids
you don't know about?
300
00:11:50,939 --> 00:11:52,806
Hey, wait a minute. I know you.
301
00:11:52,900 --> 00:11:54,795
I've got your album, Living under June.
302
00:11:55,957 --> 00:11:58,127
- You're a very talented artist.
- Thank you.
303
00:11:59,259 --> 00:12:01,435
- Marty. Pleasure.
- Pleasure to meet you, Marty.
304
00:12:01,483 --> 00:12:03,010
- I'm Max!
- Holy hell!
305
00:12:03,377 --> 00:12:04,908
Hey, this is my...
306
00:12:04,957 --> 00:12:06,791
Half-sister, Max.
307
00:12:06,840 --> 00:12:08,042
If you get my drift.
308
00:12:09,705 --> 00:12:11,054
Hello, Max.
309
00:12:11,103 --> 00:12:12,637
I'm meeting you.
310
00:12:16,697 --> 00:12:18,552
And I'm meeting you.
311
00:12:20,206 --> 00:12:21,955
So, um... How long have you been doing
312
00:12:22,003 --> 00:12:24,524
the jazz brunches, Marty?
313
00:12:24,573 --> 00:12:27,280
Well, I've been doing it every
year during the off season
314
00:12:27,329 --> 00:12:29,704
and the rest of the year,
I'm performing around the world
315
00:12:29,753 --> 00:12:30,955
and making new friends.
316
00:12:31,004 --> 00:12:32,327
A true rolling stone.
317
00:12:32,688 --> 00:12:34,668
Been that way all my life,
wouldn't have it any other way.
318
00:12:34,716 --> 00:12:36,750
Can I have a glass of ice, please?
319
00:12:38,078 --> 00:12:40,199
So, you never settled down?
320
00:12:40,388 --> 00:12:42,144
No kids, no regrets?
321
00:12:42,686 --> 00:12:43,825
Not one.
322
00:12:44,025 --> 00:12:45,778
You're Marty.
323
00:12:47,121 --> 00:12:48,707
Is your sister OK?
324
00:12:48,756 --> 00:12:51,481
She has this condition where
she just says the obvious.
325
00:12:51,530 --> 00:12:52,634
You really get used to it.
326
00:12:52,683 --> 00:12:54,454
- After a while.
- Ah!
327
00:12:55,272 --> 00:12:57,457
Uh, well, my set
is about to start, so...
328
00:12:57,505 --> 00:12:58,848
I'll have to get on up there.
329
00:12:58,897 --> 00:13:00,783
So you're leaving now. So bye.
330
00:13:01,719 --> 00:13:02,986
Bye.
331
00:13:07,121 --> 00:13:08,473
I just had a change of heart
332
00:13:08,522 --> 00:13:10,230
and then before I knew it,
I was out of my seat
333
00:13:10,279 --> 00:13:11,291
and talking to him.
334
00:13:11,340 --> 00:13:12,621
You were kind of talking at him!
335
00:13:12,670 --> 00:13:13,791
Do you think it went OK?
336
00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,909
- Compared to what?
- I mean.. Was I shouting?
337
00:13:15,957 --> 00:13:17,441
'Cause I couldn't hear myself.
338
00:13:18,327 --> 00:13:19,413
Max...
339
00:13:19,516 --> 00:13:21,330
He is a really decent guy.
340
00:13:21,379 --> 00:13:24,718
He's had a good life.
He's happy, he's grateful.
341
00:13:24,766 --> 00:13:27,266
He never, ever wanted kids.
342
00:13:30,910 --> 00:13:32,125
Oh, my God.
343
00:13:32,819 --> 00:13:35,439
- What just happened?
- [DRUM ROLLS]
344
00:13:35,795 --> 00:13:37,340
[MARTY]: Hello, everyone and uh...
345
00:13:37,389 --> 00:13:39,231
Welcome to Jazz Brunch.
346
00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:40,400
Just a reminder from the house
347
00:13:40,448 --> 00:13:43,337
that the build-your-own-
ceasar-bar is not a buffet.
348
00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:46,813
The food is meant to punctuate
your beverages as a garnish,
349
00:13:46,880 --> 00:13:48,816
not to feed a family of four,
350
00:13:48,865 --> 00:13:52,026
by stacking your items on
the glass like an edible Jenga.
351
00:13:52,125 --> 00:13:54,938
- We're talking to you.
- Me?
352
00:13:54,998 --> 00:13:56,543
Food's not even that good here!
353
00:13:56,592 --> 00:13:59,987
We are so very lucky here today,
because...
354
00:14:00,036 --> 00:14:02,425
We have a special
guest in the audience.
355
00:14:03,074 --> 00:14:04,449
This woman is, uh...
356
00:14:04,729 --> 00:14:07,260
a really wonderful singer-songwriter,
357
00:14:07,308 --> 00:14:09,362
so would you please
put your hands together
358
00:14:09,410 --> 00:14:10,972
for the one and only Jann Arden!
359
00:14:11,045 --> 00:14:12,446
[APPLAUSE]
360
00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:14,768
- Ready, boys?
- [JAZZ MUSIC]
361
00:14:17,792 --> 00:14:19,003
Do you want to go home?
362
00:14:19,152 --> 00:14:21,210
Let's go home. Come on.
363
00:14:22,128 --> 00:14:24,477
So where are your kids
and your husband, Liz?
364
00:14:24,816 --> 00:14:27,510
You're looking really good,
Dave. Good for you.
365
00:14:27,559 --> 00:14:28,566
I don't like this.
366
00:14:28,615 --> 00:14:30,617
Oh, you should learn
how to take a compliment.
367
00:14:30,665 --> 00:14:32,123
You DILF!
368
00:14:33,216 --> 00:14:34,819
Sturdy. That's good.
369
00:14:34,868 --> 00:14:36,177
Much like my marriage.
370
00:14:36,226 --> 00:14:37,927
- [DOORBELL CHIMES]
- Door!
371
00:14:37,976 --> 00:14:39,222
[DOOR OPENS]
372
00:14:39,271 --> 00:14:40,560
I'm looking for Jann.
373
00:14:40,773 --> 00:14:41,823
Is she hiding in the suburbs
374
00:14:41,872 --> 00:14:43,232
'cause she thinks
I would never come here?
375
00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,230
No, but come on right in.
376
00:14:44,279 --> 00:14:45,868
We'll look for her together
even if it takes all day.
377
00:14:45,917 --> 00:14:47,980
Cale, this is our neighbor Liz.
378
00:14:48,029 --> 00:14:49,753
I brought fresh melons.
379
00:14:49,901 --> 00:14:51,429
I'm sure you did.
380
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,228
You need to stay in your lane.
381
00:14:53,362 --> 00:14:55,752
Oh... This day
just keeps getting worse.
382
00:14:56,198 --> 00:14:57,958
- We're back!
- Oh, thank God!
383
00:14:58,007 --> 00:14:59,516
- How was your hair appointment?
- Great!
384
00:14:59,565 --> 00:15:01,128
Blow-outs were half off,
385
00:15:01,177 --> 00:15:02,651
so Nora treated me as a thank you
386
00:15:02,700 --> 00:15:04,555
for taking her to her appointment.
387
00:15:04,869 --> 00:15:06,916
Oh, it's cute, Todd.
388
00:15:06,979 --> 00:15:08,161
You're cute.
389
00:15:08,233 --> 00:15:09,692
Cale!
What are you doing in the suburbs?
390
00:15:09,741 --> 00:15:11,441
Looking for Jann,
but now that you're here,
391
00:15:11,490 --> 00:15:12,878
we have a huge problem
392
00:15:12,927 --> 00:15:14,317
that still needs to be addressed.
393
00:15:14,513 --> 00:15:15,823
- Now?
- Why not now?
394
00:15:15,872 --> 00:15:17,786
If you make me sweat,
I'll ruin my blow-out.
395
00:15:17,986 --> 00:15:19,161
That would be a blessing.
396
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,880
You meeting with Jann behind my back
397
00:15:20,929 --> 00:15:22,716
is absolutely not appropriate.
398
00:15:22,919 --> 00:15:24,325
This is a real teaching moment
399
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:25,659
for you also. Take notes.
400
00:15:25,708 --> 00:15:28,260
Todd is only doing
what he thinks is best.
401
00:15:28,309 --> 00:15:30,942
Maybe he's trying to help you.
Have you ever thought of that?
402
00:15:30,991 --> 00:15:32,489
Gram, you can't be serious.
403
00:15:32,538 --> 00:15:33,618
You've been here the whole time?
404
00:15:33,666 --> 00:15:35,364
Cale is working hard for Jann.
405
00:15:35,413 --> 00:15:37,341
She deserves to know what's going on.
406
00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:38,680
Thank you, Charley.
407
00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:39,792
I'm Jann's manager.
408
00:15:39,841 --> 00:15:41,146
I have a plan for her career,
409
00:15:41,195 --> 00:15:43,544
and it's derailed every
time she meets with you.
410
00:15:43,671 --> 00:15:45,880
The last thing I want is bad blood.
411
00:15:46,217 --> 00:15:48,128
But sometimes, you aren't
the easiest person to talk to,
412
00:15:48,176 --> 00:15:49,747
so Jann comes to me.
413
00:15:50,559 --> 00:15:52,036
How much can you deadlift?
414
00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:53,138
Todd is right.
415
00:15:53,187 --> 00:15:55,115
You need to take a cold hard look
416
00:15:55,164 --> 00:15:56,299
at your bedside manner.
417
00:15:56,348 --> 00:15:58,772
Well, maybe they both need to
take a cold hard look in the mirror.
418
00:15:58,966 --> 00:16:00,036
Great suggestion.
419
00:16:00,085 --> 00:16:01,621
Have you even seen your hair, Todd?
420
00:16:01,670 --> 00:16:03,021
You look ridiculous.
421
00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:05,086
Bangs are back, Cale.
422
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,082
How are you feeling?
Wanna talk about it?
423
00:16:10,067 --> 00:16:12,247
It's just bringing up
a lot of stuff for me.
424
00:16:12,296 --> 00:16:13,521
Like what?
425
00:16:13,570 --> 00:16:14,891
Did you know, when we were growing up,
426
00:16:14,944 --> 00:16:16,966
I was super envious of you?
427
00:16:17,015 --> 00:16:18,818
- Really?
- Yeah.
428
00:16:19,941 --> 00:16:21,518
You got to follow your dream,
429
00:16:21,567 --> 00:16:23,263
you became a really successful singer.
430
00:16:23,738 --> 00:16:25,583
I fell in love
with the wrong guy and...
431
00:16:25,645 --> 00:16:28,517
- Yes, you did.
- Had Charley when I was 19...
432
00:16:29,348 --> 00:16:31,863
On my worst days, it was Dad
who got me through.
433
00:16:32,044 --> 00:16:33,707
You always had a way
of looking on the bright side.
434
00:16:34,005 --> 00:16:36,276
When I was feeling
jealous of you, or just...
435
00:16:36,969 --> 00:16:38,958
Inadequate in general,
436
00:16:39,007 --> 00:16:42,700
he would say:
"Sure, Jann's got the voice, but...
437
00:16:42,943 --> 00:16:44,895
you've got the whole band."
438
00:16:45,933 --> 00:16:47,825
He was a great dad. I miss him.
439
00:16:47,874 --> 00:16:49,161
I miss him too.
440
00:16:49,657 --> 00:16:51,815
What does that mean exactly,
you've got the whole band?
441
00:16:51,864 --> 00:16:53,581
Just... the whole package.
442
00:16:53,630 --> 00:16:56,880
Sometimes you're a drum kit
short of being tolerable.
443
00:16:57,772 --> 00:16:59,159
I don't really understand that,
444
00:16:59,208 --> 00:17:00,536
but it hurts me on some level.
445
00:17:00,585 --> 00:17:02,825
- Listen, I'm just giving you the facts.
- Yeah.
446
00:17:02,973 --> 00:17:04,613
[TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEARTPLAYING ON THE RADIO]
447
00:17:04,661 --> 00:17:06,102
Really?
448
00:17:07,536 --> 00:17:09,208
[SINGING ALONG]: ? More than ever ?
449
00:17:09,403 --> 00:17:12,512
[BOTH SINGING]:
? And if you'll only hold me tight ?
450
00:17:13,153 --> 00:17:15,548
? We'll be holding on forever ?
451
00:17:16,556 --> 00:17:19,794
? And we'll only be making it right ?
452
00:17:20,452 --> 00:17:22,340
? As we'll never be wrong ?
453
00:17:22,535 --> 00:17:25,871
? Together we can make it ?
? To the end of the line ?
454
00:17:26,106 --> 00:17:30,016
? Your love is like a shadow ?
? On me all of the time ?
455
00:17:30,997 --> 00:17:32,988
OK,
since none of you idiots are leaving,
456
00:17:33,037 --> 00:17:34,879
raise your hand if you're hungry.
457
00:17:35,492 --> 00:17:36,542
Alright.
458
00:17:36,590 --> 00:17:38,551
- Then help me with lunch prep.
- Oh!
459
00:17:39,149 --> 00:17:40,869
- Fine.
- I'll cut the cheese.
460
00:17:41,029 --> 00:17:42,583
Jann is my client.
461
00:17:42,632 --> 00:17:43,895
You can't even find her now.
462
00:17:43,944 --> 00:17:45,654
I lost the scent in the suburbs!
463
00:17:45,703 --> 00:17:48,366
Cale, how can I make this better?
What do you want me to do?
464
00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,069
If Jann approaches you about business,
465
00:17:50,118 --> 00:17:51,586
do me the curtesy of letting me know.
466
00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,356
What about the fact than
Jann and I are real friends,
467
00:17:53,404 --> 00:17:53,873
in real life?
468
00:17:53,922 --> 00:17:55,203
Am I supposed to contact you every time
469
00:17:55,251 --> 00:17:56,876
we want to get our eyebrows threaded?
470
00:17:56,940 --> 00:17:58,062
Like this?
471
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,001
It's just lunch, Liz.
472
00:18:01,352 --> 00:18:02,953
Here. Can you guys
unwrap these wieners?
473
00:18:03,002 --> 00:18:04,485
Wish that was my job.
474
00:18:04,690 --> 00:18:06,461
You need a hobby, dear.
475
00:18:06,555 --> 00:18:07,920
- Are you crying?
- You're so ridiculous.
476
00:18:07,969 --> 00:18:09,804
Don't even try with me, Todd...
477
00:18:09,853 --> 00:18:11,225
Do you think this is enough?
478
00:18:11,561 --> 00:18:13,814
- All of you!
- Are you OK, Cale?
479
00:18:14,187 --> 00:18:16,000
Please! For the love of God,
shut it down!
480
00:18:16,077 --> 00:18:18,016
- OK.
- Um, hi, guys!
481
00:18:18,469 --> 00:18:19,984
Cale! You found me.
482
00:18:20,070 --> 00:18:21,565
I knew I would eventually.
483
00:18:21,614 --> 00:18:23,532
I like your bangs, Todd.
484
00:18:23,604 --> 00:18:24,592
Thank you, Jann.
485
00:18:24,640 --> 00:18:26,660
- [ALL GASPING AND EXCLAIMING]
- Uh-uh.
486
00:18:27,225 --> 00:18:29,078
- Well, there go the burgers.
- I got this!
487
00:18:29,127 --> 00:18:30,665
Excuse me.
488
00:18:36,437 --> 00:18:37,695
No!
489
00:18:38,143 --> 00:18:39,206
It's good!
490
00:18:39,254 --> 00:18:41,234
- Well, great news!
- I'm fine!
491
00:18:41,319 --> 00:18:43,742
I won a meat basket.
492
00:18:43,799 --> 00:18:46,692
But that's because,
I am a better singer...
493
00:18:46,741 --> 00:18:47,815
Than Jann.
494
00:18:47,863 --> 00:18:49,950
The DJ was tone deaf,
495
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:53,187
but I'm going to give Max
the false win.
496
00:18:53,453 --> 00:18:54,890
Well...
497
00:18:55,651 --> 00:18:56,883
I love you so much.
498
00:18:56,932 --> 00:18:58,968
Wow! You've been through a lot.
499
00:18:59,203 --> 00:19:00,818
Glad you're back guys.
500
00:19:00,867 --> 00:19:02,655
Cale, Charley, help me set the table.
501
00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:05,366
Hon, did you notice that Liz is here?
502
00:19:05,414 --> 00:19:07,492
I did. Hi, Liz.
503
00:19:07,541 --> 00:19:08,702
Oh! Look at that.
504
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:09,828
You tore your top.
505
00:19:09,877 --> 00:19:11,250
No. I bought it like that.
506
00:19:11,299 --> 00:19:12,945
- Oh...
- Liz has had a...
507
00:19:13,143 --> 00:19:15,648
- Super active weekend.
- Yes, I have!
508
00:19:15,757 --> 00:19:17,352
She made sticky buns,
509
00:19:17,401 --> 00:19:19,380
she dressed up like sporty spice...
510
00:19:19,428 --> 00:19:20,875
She broke in the backdoor.
511
00:19:20,924 --> 00:19:22,437
Yeah, but most importantly,
512
00:19:22,486 --> 00:19:24,958
she came here to see you.
Isn't that right, Liz?
513
00:19:25,592 --> 00:19:26,734
That is... That's right.
514
00:19:26,783 --> 00:19:28,078
She wanted to tell you in person,
515
00:19:28,127 --> 00:19:29,522
that you're back on the PTA!
516
00:19:29,571 --> 00:19:31,922
- What?
- Isn't that great?
517
00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,259
Thanks, Liz.
518
00:19:33,308 --> 00:19:35,508
Of course, of course.
519
00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:48,994
You're so much better than my husband.
520
00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:50,544
- Am I?
- Yeah.
521
00:19:50,592 --> 00:19:51,957
Maybe we should invite him over.
522
00:19:52,006 --> 00:19:53,881
No, he's a terrible wingman.
523
00:19:55,496 --> 00:19:56,582
You having a good day?
524
00:19:56,631 --> 00:19:58,512
A barbecue with the whole family?
525
00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:01,056
I couldn't ask for a better day.
526
00:20:01,113 --> 00:20:03,834
Dave! Nice buns.
527
00:20:05,480 --> 00:20:08,262
Oh, for...
528
00:20:08,543 --> 00:20:10,798
I don't want to get sentimental, but...
529
00:20:11,959 --> 00:20:13,840
I just want you to know that
530
00:20:13,897 --> 00:20:15,472
you and Dad were the best parents
531
00:20:15,521 --> 00:20:17,273
I could have ever ask for.
532
00:20:19,269 --> 00:20:20,819
Oh, Maxie!
533
00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:24,267
Thank you, for everything
you did for us.
534
00:20:25,699 --> 00:20:27,175
Being a mom to you girls
535
00:20:27,232 --> 00:20:29,720
is my greatest accomplishment.
536
00:20:31,565 --> 00:20:34,262
Now, for my light eaters...
537
00:20:34,371 --> 00:20:35,912
One burger split two ways,
538
00:20:35,961 --> 00:20:38,068
- extra cheese.
- Thank you.
539
00:20:38,117 --> 00:20:39,326
So...
540
00:20:39,374 --> 00:20:41,629
You're gonna tell me
about this roadtrip?
541
00:20:41,677 --> 00:20:43,357
It was pretty uneventful.
542
00:20:43,852 --> 00:20:45,911
Unless we have bedbugs, then...
543
00:20:45,965 --> 00:20:48,707
- We one 100% have bedbugs.
- Yeah.
544
00:20:48,850 --> 00:20:52,331
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545
00:20:52,701 --> 00:20:54,654
- You OK?
- Yeah.
546
00:20:55,162 --> 00:20:58,151
Max, there is bedbugs! I swear to God.
547
00:20:58,468 --> 00:21:00,635
Oh, God! Oh...
548
00:21:01,954 --> 00:21:04,942
Max! Max!
549
00:21:05,201 --> 00:21:08,443
Max! Max? Max!
550
00:21:08,492 --> 00:21:11,714
- [MUMBLING]: Bedbugs?
- What?
551
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:17,552
Cale...
552
00:21:17,601 --> 00:21:18,684
Jann.
553
00:21:18,733 --> 00:21:20,800
For God's sakes does it have to
be a jumpsuit?
554
00:21:20,902 --> 00:21:21,952
What if I have to pee?
555
00:21:22,001 --> 00:21:24,146
Is it too late to cut a little
flap into this thing?
556
00:21:24,272 --> 00:21:26,774
Hey Keisza those are my flogga pants!
557
00:21:26,874 --> 00:21:28,275
Who are you wearing tonight?
558
00:21:28,376 --> 00:21:29,776
Ah Nadine Duwal
559
00:21:29,877 --> 00:21:31,178
Oh like Madeline Merlo?
560
00:21:31,279 --> 00:21:33,313
Do I have my jumpsuit on backwards?
561
00:21:33,414 --> 00:21:35,549
I've got a flap in mine, it's
for peeing.
562
00:21:35,599 --> 00:21:40,149
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