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Previously on "Imposters"...
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Hi, Ez.
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There is no easy way to say it,
but here it is.
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You will never see me again.
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Sooner you accept it,
the better it is for everyone.
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- Where is she?
- I don't know where...
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- Where is she?
- I don't know where...
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- Ohh!
- I am her husband.
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Yes, we married the same woman,
and she took us both.
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Do you have a picture of Alice?
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Well, that's her.
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Hello, Alice.
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- Hello, Ava.
- [knock at door]
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Hi, I'm Ms. Keyes.
You can call me Saffron.
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Ms. Keyes,
you are a breath of fresh air.
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Well, aren't you
my knight in shining armor?
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The way I see it, man,
you either want to find her
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- or you don't.
- Oh, I do.
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Then do whatever it takes.
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What are you two zibs doing?
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- Go, go, go!
- Oh, my God. Okay, okay.
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That did not go well!
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- This girl...
- Saffron.
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Oh, such a pretty name.
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And you like her?
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She makes me want to be nice.
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I think you have good
luck with this girl.
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Come on, why don't you sit
with me for a minute?
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Saturday I'm having a barbecue,
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some friends, some family coming by.
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Why don't you join us?
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Max is just freaking out
'cause I talked to some guy
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at a coffee shop.
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The Doctor sent me a message...
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that anybody not in the life,
not like us,
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is a liability.
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Who the hell are you?
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Who the hell are you?
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Do you know this woman?
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- She's my wife.
- No way.
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And I answer the door,
and it's these two guys
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I've never seen before.
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Like, one of them's kind of macho,
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and the other's kind of not.
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And they just start barraging
me with these questions,
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like, demanding to see her, and...
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Who?
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CeCe. They were looking for CeCe.
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Interesting.
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Yeah, and they're telling me
they've come all the way from...
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I don't know... someplace...
Indiana or something...
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And they're sure... they're, like,
positive she's in my apartment
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presently, and they have these
weird surveillance pictures
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of her and other pictures of
her where she just looks totally
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different, and they keep
calling her these other names,
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like Amy and Ava or Alice or something,
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which is just totally crazy-making.
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Well, you actually
don't know her real name.
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Yeah, I know, okay. I'm just saying.
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Go on.
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Anyway, then they tell me...
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oh, man...
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that she conned them too,
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same thing, married them,
took all their money, disappeared.
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- Really?
- Yeah, I know.
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So now I'm starting
to get trigged, right?
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So I do the positive
thinking that we worked on,
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and I even take out my cards.
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Great. That's what they're there for.
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Yeah, I start reading
them to these guys loudly.
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I'm saying, "She's gone.
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"She's not here.
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She's not coming back."
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And still they won't shut up,
so I tell them forcefully,
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"Whatever happened to you, I'm sorry.
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Like, I'm genuinely sorry,
but I can't help you."
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- Yeah, boundaries.
- Right?
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I have done work on myself.
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I have healed.
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I refuse to be part
of some deranged, like,
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seriously demented plan to go after her.
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- Absolutely not.
- I'm fine. I'm over her.
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Yes, you are.
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I am fine.
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I'm fine.
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[light quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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Ma'am, please.
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If you could just hear us out.
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I told you.
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It's odd-number alternate
side-street Tuesday.
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And we're sorry. We misread the sign.
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We'd absolutely move the car,
but we can't...
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This one locked the keys inside.
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Well, you didn't tell me
the keys were in the back.
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Oh, do we have to have conversations
about everything now?
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No, we don't have to have
conversations about which kind
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of face cleanser is
unavailable in farm country.
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Wow.
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You guys have yourselves a nice day.
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Please, ma'am.
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Ma'am, ma'am, can we...
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Clearly with your forces combined
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you won't have any trouble finding her.
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That was sarcasm.
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Or do they not have that
where you come from?
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- Uh...
- There's obviously no way
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you're figuring out
where she is without me,
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so... I'm in.
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[upbeat quirky music]
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♪ ♪
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[knocks]
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Brought you some coffee.
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No, thanks. I already had mine.
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Hey, I'm sorry if I was terrible Friday.
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I don't remember much,
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except that you were
a perfect gentleman.
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Nothing to apologize for.
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But I don't think this is
appropriate conversation
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for the workplace.
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Understood.
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Let me know if you need anything.
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You have a gift, you know.
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It's true. You're a...
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- [laughs]
- natural.
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Yeah.
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Um, you know, uh...
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I am concerned we're not gonna finish
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these end-of-quarter filings by Monday.
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Well, I'm free this weekend.
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It's on. He's taking me out
tomorrow night.
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We're right on schedule.
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Are we?
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I told you I'll close
him tomorrow night.
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Good.
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[phone buzzes]
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_
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What do you mean, I can't join?
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What do you have, a club?
Like a boys' club?
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- It's not a club.
- But we do have a code.
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You guys came to me.
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Yes, but we weren't looking for you.
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We thought she'd be here.
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We didn't know she'd
conned you before Richard.
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Wait, what? She went from me to you?
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Guess she must have thought
something was missing.
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HPV?
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Guys, come on. Can...
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Wait. Did you give her HPV?
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No.
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- No.
- All I'm saying is,
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- I can help you guys find her.
- That's not what you said
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before, and you said
we were delusional...
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- Pathetic...
- And that you were over her...
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And you threw flashcards at us.
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Do you guys want to find her or not?
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Because clearly you need some help.
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Really? How so? What exactly do we need?
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Help reading street signs,
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someone to make sure
the keys are, you know,
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not in the car when you lock it,
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something about women.
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- Told you, lesbian card.
- Oh, my God.
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You guys are so far out of your league;
You have no idea.
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- Well, we found you, didn't we?
- You weren't looking for me.
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Well, yeah, but... still.
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So what are you and SpongeBob
Square Jaw gonna do now?
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You're sharing a bowl
of chicken noodle soup?
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I bet you don't even
have money for lunch.
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Hey, we didn't have money
for gas or hotels either,
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but we figured it out.
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- We don't need your help.
- Yes, you do.
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No, we don't.
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God, you are so desperate;
It's pathetic.
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I am not pathetic.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Hey, Jules, listen,
seriously, no hard feelings,
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we've all been through a lot,
but I really think it's best
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if we just, you know,
went our separate ways.
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No, you don't get
to just barge into my life
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right when I was getting better,
when I was, like,
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this close to getting over her.
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You don't get to do
that and then reject me.
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I reject you.
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Reject us.
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Jeez, man, what a freakin' psycho.
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I don't know, man.
I think she's just heartbroken like us.
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Like us, my ass, dude.
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That chick is seriously disturbed.
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- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
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What?
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Augh!
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You all right?
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You hit me, you asshole.
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You ran right into the street.
You hit me.
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I can't feel my arm. Look what you did.
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- You ran right into my car.
- You plowed right into me.
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Oh, shit, my phone.
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You broke my phone,
and you broke my arm.
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All right, let's...
Okay, let's just calm down.
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- This was not my fault.
- Did anyone see him hit me?
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Yeah, yeah, I saw it. You hit her.
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What? No.
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- I... no, no.
- Yeah, you did, man.
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I got it on video. You totally hit her.
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Hey, someone... someone call the cops.
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No, no, no. No, wait.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- I'm calling right now.
- Wait, no.
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You do not need to call the cops.
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We can handle this. We can handle this.
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All right.
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Can we? Can we... can we handle this?
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- Can we handle it?
- Okay.
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Okay? Okay, great.
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Augh.
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Here, just... just take it.
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- Okay.
- Yeah, we're good.
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Well, get the hell out of here!
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Watch where you're driving, bud.
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Augh.
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Augh.
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You're not serious.
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480, 490, 500.
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Lunch is on me, boys.
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Uh, how'd you do that?
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You just threw yourself in
front of a car for 500 bucks.
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Smacked my hands against the hood.
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Didn't even touch me.
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What?
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How'd you guys get out
of your piano recitals?
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So am I in or what?
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Make yourselves at home.
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Whoa.
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This place is seriously large.
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How often do you throw yourself
in front of moving cars?
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It's not really mine.
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Belongs to my parents.
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After CeCe took everything,
they cut me off.
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But I can live here as
long as I stay in therapy.
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That way they can shame me
without feeling like monsters.
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So my shrink told me to
throw away everything
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that had any association with her.
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I got as far as putting it in a bag.
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[upbeat funky music]
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♪ ♪
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Wow.
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♪ ♪
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Wow.
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♪ ♪
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So this is what you meant when
you said you were an artist?
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I wouldn't expect you to get it.
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♪ ♪
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All right, with what I know
about her and what you guys
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know about her,
we might just find a clue
258
00:10:01,948 --> 00:10:03,534
to who she really is.
259
00:10:04,283 --> 00:10:06,238
Now let's find this bitch.
260
00:10:06,661 --> 00:10:07,998
Both: Don't call her that.
261
00:10:16,100 --> 00:10:18,603
[knock at door]
262
00:10:18,645 --> 00:10:19,812
Sorry to disturb, Doctor.
263
00:10:19,854 --> 00:10:21,341
There's an urgent call for you.
264
00:10:21,341 --> 00:10:23,009
I told you no interruptions.
265
00:10:23,009 --> 00:10:24,344
It's Dr. Steppenwolf.
266
00:10:27,513 --> 00:10:29,238
Patch it through.
267
00:10:30,183 --> 00:10:33,144
[light music]
268
00:10:33,186 --> 00:10:35,063
♪ ♪
269
00:10:35,104 --> 00:10:36,189
Yes.
270
00:10:36,189 --> 00:10:38,066
I'm getting close, Doctor.
271
00:10:38,107 --> 00:10:41,411
It's turning out to be a complicated case,
and I'm not entirely sure yet
272
00:10:41,436 --> 00:10:44,006
if the patient is truly infected.
273
00:10:44,380 --> 00:10:46,499
We need a prognosis as soon as possible.
274
00:10:46,499 --> 00:10:48,541
If his disease turns out to be fatal,
275
00:10:48,566 --> 00:10:49,959
I would hate for it to spread.
276
00:10:49,959 --> 00:10:52,749
I understand, Doctor,
and I'll have it for you very soon.
277
00:10:52,774 --> 00:10:54,151
Very good.
278
00:10:58,363 --> 00:11:01,324
[light music]
279
00:11:01,366 --> 00:11:08,373
♪ ♪
280
00:11:24,139 --> 00:11:25,974
[knocks]
281
00:11:25,974 --> 00:11:27,582
Hello.
282
00:11:27,827 --> 00:11:29,829
[faint laughter]
283
00:11:29,829 --> 00:11:32,832
[light latin-tinged music]
284
00:11:32,832 --> 00:11:39,339
♪ ♪
285
00:11:40,263 --> 00:11:41,866
Hey, look who's here.
286
00:11:41,891 --> 00:11:43,283
- Hey.
- You made it.
287
00:11:43,308 --> 00:11:44,601
Yeah, I made it.
288
00:11:44,643 --> 00:11:45,769
I can't stay too long.
289
00:11:45,810 --> 00:11:46,937
I hope that's okay.
290
00:11:46,978 --> 00:11:48,688
No, I'm glad you came.
291
00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:50,232
Yeah, me too.
292
00:11:50,273 --> 00:11:51,983
Come on.
Let me introduce you to my friends.
293
00:11:52,025 --> 00:11:52,882
Okay.
294
00:11:53,585 --> 00:11:55,379
Got Dave and Sheila.
295
00:11:55,420 --> 00:11:57,147
- Hi.
- And this is my buddy Mark.
296
00:11:57,172 --> 00:11:59,056
- Nice to meet you.
- Good friends of mine.
297
00:11:59,081 --> 00:12:01,715
In fact, the only friends
I kept from my old life.
298
00:12:01,715 --> 00:12:02,994
You must be Saffron.
299
00:12:02,994 --> 00:12:06,065
Ahh, my beautiful pain in the...
I mean, my sister Gina.
300
00:12:06,090 --> 00:12:07,467
Hi. Nice to meet you.
301
00:12:07,508 --> 00:12:09,052
- Come here.
- Oh, hi.
302
00:12:09,093 --> 00:12:10,595
Mm, oh, look at you.
303
00:12:10,637 --> 00:12:12,639
You are just as stunning as he said.
304
00:12:12,680 --> 00:12:13,932
- Oh, thank you.
- Oh, come on.
305
00:12:13,973 --> 00:12:15,600
You're giving up the goods now.
306
00:12:15,642 --> 00:12:18,228
And this beautiful young lady
here is my Auntie Colleen.
307
00:12:18,269 --> 00:12:20,188
Auntie, this is my friend Saffron.
308
00:12:20,230 --> 00:12:22,216
Hi. Nice to meet you.
309
00:12:22,857 --> 00:12:24,067
Her name is what?
310
00:12:24,108 --> 00:12:26,069
It's Saffron, Auntie, Saffron.
311
00:12:26,110 --> 00:12:27,570
[chuckles]
312
00:12:27,612 --> 00:12:29,206
What kind of name is that?
313
00:12:32,077 --> 00:12:33,787
- We should go get a drink.
- Come on.
314
00:12:33,829 --> 00:12:35,122
- Yeah, that sounds good.
- Yeah, let's get a drink.
315
00:12:35,163 --> 00:12:37,082
[laughter]
316
00:12:37,124 --> 00:12:40,277
Ugh, let's just keep going, okay?
317
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,828
What about her favorite food?
318
00:12:41,853 --> 00:12:42,795
Lasagna.
319
00:12:42,795 --> 00:12:44,339
- Popcorn.
- Pâté.
320
00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,424
- Popcorn?
- Yeah, weird, right?
321
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:48,218
She used to eat it one at
a time like a little bird.
322
00:12:48,259 --> 00:12:51,235
Oh, put allergic to peanuts
and shellfish up there.
323
00:12:51,235 --> 00:12:53,204
- I don't remember that.
- Are you kidding?
324
00:12:53,229 --> 00:12:55,707
She was, like, terrified
even of being near shellfish.
325
00:12:55,765 --> 00:12:56,589
It was pretty annoying.
326
00:12:56,589 --> 00:12:58,340
Popcorn was really the
only thing that annoyed me.
327
00:12:58,382 --> 00:12:59,952
The only thing? I had, like, 100.
328
00:12:59,977 --> 00:13:01,251
Well, yeah, obviously.
329
00:13:01,251 --> 00:13:02,794
What do you mean, obviously?
330
00:13:02,836 --> 00:13:04,546
That was her M-O, okay?
331
00:13:04,587 --> 00:13:07,102
For you, she was drama and provocation.
332
00:13:07,102 --> 00:13:09,298
For him, she was poise
and sophistication.
333
00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:12,409
For me, she was...
everything I ever needed, I guess.
334
00:13:12,451 --> 00:13:13,917
Ugh, please.
335
00:13:13,917 --> 00:13:16,044
All, you guys, come on.
Come on. This is stupid.
336
00:13:16,086 --> 00:13:17,629
How are we supposed to
know what's even real
337
00:13:17,671 --> 00:13:19,214
if she was completely
different with each of us?
338
00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,049
We just have to find one
thing that rings true
339
00:13:21,091 --> 00:13:22,534
for all of us, all right?
340
00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:24,453
She... She couldn't have been
faking everything.
341
00:13:24,495 --> 00:13:26,330
Definitely not the sex. That was real.
342
00:13:26,372 --> 00:13:28,123
At least for me, man. She was a freak.
343
00:13:28,123 --> 00:13:29,833
Okay, you know,
I don't want to hear this.
344
00:13:29,875 --> 00:13:31,960
Well, then you definitely
don't want to hear about
345
00:13:32,002 --> 00:13:33,545
the time her and I went to Vegas.
346
00:13:33,587 --> 00:13:35,673
Oh, my God, dude.
We met this chick from Zumanity.
347
00:13:35,714 --> 00:13:37,758
That's the one where
they're naked acrobats.
348
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:39,093
Bro, we were in the elevator,
349
00:13:39,134 --> 00:13:40,219
and she unzips my fly, swear to God...
350
00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:43,222
[light classical music]
351
00:13:43,263 --> 00:13:48,560
♪ ♪
352
00:13:48,602 --> 00:13:51,230
So she bends over, lifts up her skirt,
353
00:13:51,271 --> 00:13:53,299
- and right as I'm about to...
- That's enough.
354
00:13:54,621 --> 00:13:56,344
So she can talk about shellfish,
355
00:13:56,369 --> 00:13:57,570
but I can't talk about sex?
356
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,821
I thought we were searching
for the truth here.
357
00:13:58,863 --> 00:14:00,012
Well, here's the truth.
358
00:14:00,012 --> 00:14:01,984
Just because you got off
doesn't mean she did.
359
00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:03,302
Oh, she got off, sweetheart.
360
00:14:03,344 --> 00:14:04,902
Let me tell you something else.
361
00:14:04,902 --> 00:14:07,029
After you, she was clearly
done playing with toys.
362
00:14:07,071 --> 00:14:08,656
Oh, my God. Seriously?
363
00:14:08,698 --> 00:14:09,782
Ready for the D.
364
00:14:09,824 --> 00:14:11,657
- Jesus, both of you, stop it.
- Oh, wow.
365
00:14:11,657 --> 00:14:13,408
What about stories from her past?
366
00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:14,785
Like, did she ever tell you
anything about when she was
367
00:14:14,826 --> 00:14:17,454
a kid, stuff about her childhood?
368
00:14:17,496 --> 00:14:19,790
You know,
I remember a story about a dog.
369
00:14:19,831 --> 00:14:22,501
- A... A bichon.
- A bichon.
370
00:14:22,542 --> 00:14:25,504
Yeah, yeah, she really loved it,
but this one time...
371
00:14:25,545 --> 00:14:27,714
- It ran out of the house...
- And into the snow...
372
00:14:27,756 --> 00:14:29,508
- And the dog was all white...
- So they couldn't find it...
373
00:14:29,549 --> 00:14:30,884
Because snow is white.
374
00:14:32,803 --> 00:14:35,305
- And she was super sad.
- Right, it was gone for days...
375
00:14:35,347 --> 00:14:36,932
- But then it came back...
- Like a miracle.
376
00:14:36,974 --> 00:14:38,308
- Just in time for...
- Winter solstice...
377
00:14:38,308 --> 00:14:39,101
- Christmas.
- Hanukkah.
378
00:14:39,101 --> 00:14:40,435
Oh, my God. You guys.
379
00:14:40,435 --> 00:14:42,396
Write it down. Write it down.
Write it down. Write it down.
380
00:14:42,437 --> 00:14:45,357
"She had a dog."
381
00:14:48,402 --> 00:14:50,516
Oh, that's sure as shit not helpful.
382
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,498
No, no, no.
383
00:14:53,648 --> 00:14:55,491
See, now you're making
it sound all flaky and...
384
00:14:55,516 --> 00:14:57,283
No, first it was yoga.
385
00:14:57,283 --> 00:14:58,660
Then it was painting.
386
00:14:58,701 --> 00:15:00,662
Then it was building
schools in Cameroon.
387
00:15:00,703 --> 00:15:02,288
Yeah, well, hold on. Hold on. Wait.
388
00:15:02,330 --> 00:15:04,082
Are you really gonna give me
shit about building schools?
389
00:15:04,124 --> 00:15:05,667
Tough crowd, man.
390
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:07,544
Thank you. See, she gets it.
391
00:15:07,585 --> 00:15:08,878
I'm finding my passion.
392
00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:10,547
- I'm on a journey here.
- [laughter]
393
00:15:10,797 --> 00:15:11,969
Leave me alone.
394
00:15:11,969 --> 00:15:13,304
Okay, fine.
395
00:15:13,304 --> 00:15:15,431
You can go eat-pray-love yourself.
396
00:15:15,472 --> 00:15:18,392
I am going to just drink your wine.
397
00:15:18,434 --> 00:15:21,353
Oh, sorry. His latest thing is wine.
398
00:15:21,395 --> 00:15:23,355
See, now, that's not true.
That's not even true.
399
00:15:23,397 --> 00:15:25,232
I've always been into wine.
What are you talking about?
400
00:15:25,274 --> 00:15:26,525
Patrick, a year ago,
you didn't know the difference
401
00:15:26,567 --> 00:15:28,193
between a Merlot and a mermaid.
402
00:15:28,235 --> 00:15:30,821
Now all of a sudden he's
buying vineyards in Oregon.
403
00:15:30,821 --> 00:15:32,489
Oh, yeah, and we're making
some elegant pinots,
404
00:15:32,489 --> 00:15:34,491
- I should say.
- Oh, my God.
405
00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,703
Yeah, I don't mind a pinot now and then,
406
00:15:37,745 --> 00:15:40,362
but I've always been more
of a cab girl myself.
407
00:15:40,623 --> 00:15:43,292
They're just as complex as a pinot
408
00:15:43,334 --> 00:15:46,795
but not as delicate and fussy.
409
00:15:46,837 --> 00:15:47,963
- Hmm.
- Mm-mm.
410
00:15:48,005 --> 00:15:49,275
You say fussy.
411
00:15:50,257 --> 00:15:52,718
I say sophisticated.
412
00:15:55,971 --> 00:15:57,810
You know, the thing about cabs,
413
00:15:58,277 --> 00:16:01,405
they're the most adaptable of vines.
414
00:16:01,683 --> 00:16:03,589
You can plant them just about anywhere,
415
00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:04,926
and as long as you tend it,
416
00:16:04,926 --> 00:16:07,221
they'll always give you
something beautiful.
417
00:16:07,596 --> 00:16:09,285
We're still talking about wine, right?
418
00:16:09,802 --> 00:16:11,095
Hear, hear.
419
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:15,349
Anybody ever tell you there's
sort of a mystery to you?
420
00:16:15,391 --> 00:16:16,934
[chuckles]
421
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,082
Like, how do you know
so much about wine?
422
00:16:20,723 --> 00:16:22,934
Not very mysterious, really.
423
00:16:22,975 --> 00:16:26,251
When you work in a restaurant,
you learn about wine.
424
00:16:26,687 --> 00:16:29,107
I can see why he likes you.
425
00:16:29,148 --> 00:16:31,692
[laughter]
426
00:16:31,734 --> 00:16:34,150
There's something about him.
427
00:16:35,071 --> 00:16:39,075
I don't know. It's just... easy.
428
00:16:39,075 --> 00:16:40,715
Mm-hmm.
429
00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,787
Maybe it's too easy.
430
00:16:42,829 --> 00:16:44,997
Is this something he does,
431
00:16:45,039 --> 00:16:48,003
bring the new girl to the barbecue?
432
00:16:48,835 --> 00:16:50,128
Is my brother a player?
433
00:16:50,169 --> 00:16:52,454
Is that what you're asking me?
434
00:16:53,065 --> 00:16:54,817
Hey, a girl has to wonder.
435
00:16:54,842 --> 00:16:57,390
Look, if you had asked me that
a year ago,
436
00:16:57,804 --> 00:17:00,014
he's just... he's been through a lot.
437
00:17:00,056 --> 00:17:01,808
I mean, we all have.
438
00:17:01,849 --> 00:17:04,993
I don't know how much he's told you,
but he's changed.
439
00:17:06,896 --> 00:17:08,356
I think he's into you.
440
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,027
And for once, I approve.
441
00:17:13,069 --> 00:17:14,863
[chuckles]
442
00:17:14,904 --> 00:17:16,739
[laughs]
443
00:17:16,739 --> 00:17:19,742
[light quirky music]
444
00:17:19,742 --> 00:17:26,749
♪ ♪
445
00:17:44,517 --> 00:17:51,524
♪ ♪
446
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:57,405
Are you lost?
447
00:18:00,783 --> 00:18:02,452
Such a big house.
448
00:18:02,452 --> 00:18:05,622
Mm, listen to me...
449
00:18:05,622 --> 00:18:07,670
whatever your name is.
450
00:18:08,249 --> 00:18:10,755
My nephew is a really fine young man.
451
00:18:11,221 --> 00:18:15,309
But he doesn't know people,
not the way I do.
452
00:18:28,587 --> 00:18:31,590
[tie rack whirring]
453
00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,593
[light quirky music]
454
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:38,597
♪ ♪
455
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,726
[vacuum whirring]
456
00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:48,794
Viv.
457
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:52,048
Oh!
458
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:53,340
Oh, Mr. Heller. [Laughs]
459
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:55,277
You scare me.
460
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:57,676
I listen to podcast.
461
00:18:57,701 --> 00:18:59,571
I finish now.
462
00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:03,993
Sorry, I just...
Well, I wanted your opinion.
463
00:19:04,034 --> 00:19:06,168
Oh, I see.
464
00:19:07,329 --> 00:19:11,125
For business or... something else maybe?
465
00:19:11,166 --> 00:19:12,376
Something else maybe.
466
00:19:12,418 --> 00:19:13,877
Oh, wonderful.
467
00:19:13,919 --> 00:19:15,988
The same woman as before?
468
00:19:16,463 --> 00:19:19,258
I can see you like her, this one, yes?
469
00:19:20,002 --> 00:19:22,629
Mm, people think she's a certain way,
470
00:19:23,891 --> 00:19:25,317
but she's got something.
471
00:19:25,317 --> 00:19:28,557
Oh, Mr. Heller, you stop my heart.
472
00:19:30,030 --> 00:19:32,991
This one here.
473
00:19:33,033 --> 00:19:34,149
Mm, yes.
474
00:19:35,035 --> 00:19:36,787
I'm glad to make a new friend, Saffron.
475
00:19:36,828 --> 00:19:38,246
Same here.
476
00:19:38,288 --> 00:19:39,448
Yeah.
477
00:19:39,448 --> 00:19:41,074
- I'll call you later.
- Oh, you better.
478
00:19:41,116 --> 00:19:43,577
Hey, it was so nice to meet you.
479
00:19:43,618 --> 00:19:44,870
All right, Auntie, you ready to go?
480
00:19:44,911 --> 00:19:46,747
- Yes.
- Bye, y'all.
481
00:19:46,788 --> 00:19:48,540
I am not an invalid, Gina.
482
00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:49,958
- Stop...
- Okay, all right.
483
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:52,086
- [laughs]
- Love you, guys.
484
00:19:52,111 --> 00:19:53,737
Love you.
485
00:19:55,239 --> 00:19:56,338
Whew.
486
00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:59,865
Yeah, Auntie does not like me at all.
487
00:19:59,907 --> 00:20:02,201
Oh, don't feel special.
She doesn't like anybody.
488
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:04,578
- Oh, yeah.
- Mean old lady.
489
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:07,414
[laughs]
490
00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:14,038
Yeah, she's just been
having a hard time lately.
491
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:19,718
Lost her sister recently, my mom.
492
00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,595
I'm so sorry, Patrick.
493
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,013
Yeah.
494
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,307
Oh, I love this song.
495
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,936
[gentle piano music]
496
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:29,937
Mm.
497
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:36,485
♪ ♪
498
00:20:37,486 --> 00:20:40,823
[laughs]
499
00:20:40,864 --> 00:20:43,492
♪ ♪
500
00:20:43,534 --> 00:20:44,660
[laughs]
501
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:49,039
♪ ♪
502
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,967
So what about your family?
503
00:20:51,458 --> 00:20:53,043
Your folks?
504
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,464
Not much to tell.
505
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:01,093
You know, pretty boring suburban family.
506
00:21:01,135 --> 00:21:03,387
Yeah, are you close with them?
507
00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:05,888
I was once.
508
00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,893
I don't really see them much anymore.
509
00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:12,730
[clears throat] Kind of complicated.
510
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,973
Mm, yeah, family is always complicated.
511
00:21:15,973 --> 00:21:17,307
Mm-hmm.
512
00:21:17,349 --> 00:21:22,476
Do you find most things complicated?
513
00:21:24,272 --> 00:21:26,134
Usually.
514
00:21:26,900 --> 00:21:28,384
Yeah.
515
00:21:28,777 --> 00:21:33,907
Me, I think that some
things can be pretty simple.
516
00:21:33,949 --> 00:21:40,956
♪ ♪
517
00:21:52,801 --> 00:21:54,803
- What?
- Uh...
518
00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:00,987
Don't say what I think
you're about to say.
519
00:22:01,029 --> 00:22:02,860
- No, please don't.
- [laughs]
520
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:06,200
It's just... I... I'm sorry.
521
00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,020
I just can't right now.
522
00:22:09,037 --> 00:22:10,955
Listen, I spent
the better part of my life
523
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,796
pushing good things away.
524
00:22:13,124 --> 00:22:15,600
I don't want to live like that anymore.
525
00:22:16,169 --> 00:22:20,544
All you have to do is be
open to possibilities.
526
00:22:21,299 --> 00:22:22,636
I am...
527
00:22:23,168 --> 00:22:25,129
open to the possibility
528
00:22:26,387 --> 00:22:28,581
of being your friend.
529
00:22:28,973 --> 00:22:29,933
Ohh... ohh.
530
00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:31,601
[laughs]
531
00:22:31,643 --> 00:22:36,064
Well... no, I can...
I can live with that.
532
00:22:36,105 --> 00:22:37,857
I can live with that.
533
00:22:37,899 --> 00:22:39,609
Hey, how about you stay for dinner?
534
00:22:39,651 --> 00:22:43,321
We order in, keep it simple...
as friends, obviously.
535
00:22:43,363 --> 00:22:44,405
What time is it?
536
00:22:44,447 --> 00:22:45,573
Um...
537
00:22:45,615 --> 00:22:46,551
Shit.
538
00:22:46,683 --> 00:22:48,852
I'm sorry, I-I-I lost track of time.
539
00:22:48,894 --> 00:22:50,312
I'm so sorry.
540
00:22:50,524 --> 00:22:52,526
I've got to go. I'll see you, um...
541
00:22:52,568 --> 00:22:53,903
Sunday.
542
00:22:53,944 --> 00:22:55,696
Yeah.
543
00:23:02,036 --> 00:23:04,997
[light music]
544
00:23:05,039 --> 00:23:12,046
♪ ♪
545
00:23:21,681 --> 00:23:23,224
In here.
546
00:23:23,265 --> 00:23:24,892
Oh, hey.
547
00:23:25,385 --> 00:23:27,432
Oh, so sorry I'm late.
548
00:23:27,432 --> 00:23:29,601
Oh, you won't believe what happened.
549
00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:32,270
My neighbor had a massive
fire in her kitchen,
550
00:23:32,312 --> 00:23:35,940
like, a real fire,
and her cat just had five kittens,
551
00:23:35,982 --> 00:23:37,609
and she couldn't find them all.
552
00:23:37,650 --> 00:23:40,570
I mean, what was I gonna do,
not help her find the kittens?
553
00:23:40,612 --> 00:23:42,405
And my phone had died,
and that's why I couldn't call.
554
00:23:42,447 --> 00:23:45,283
Anyways, how are you?
555
00:23:45,325 --> 00:23:48,077
I am much better now that you're here.
556
00:23:48,119 --> 00:23:51,623
Wow, and what a special place this is.
557
00:23:51,664 --> 00:23:55,710
Well, as we have to be discreet, right?
558
00:23:55,752 --> 00:23:58,422
Of course. We have lots of work to do.
559
00:23:59,547 --> 00:24:02,133
- Wine?
- Yes, please.
560
00:24:02,175 --> 00:24:03,218
Thank you.
561
00:24:03,259 --> 00:24:06,221
[tense jazzy music]
562
00:24:06,262 --> 00:24:13,269
♪ ♪
563
00:24:40,213 --> 00:24:42,298
And that's when I decided to
have my gallbladder removed.
564
00:24:42,340 --> 00:24:44,551
You know, the organ
that helps the body digest fat.
565
00:24:44,592 --> 00:24:46,648
Yeah, I heard all about it on "Dr. Oz."
566
00:24:46,673 --> 00:24:49,051
It's not a vital organ, though.
567
00:24:49,092 --> 00:24:51,324
Runs in my family,
these gallbladder issues.
568
00:24:51,324 --> 00:24:53,284
Wow, what else
were you gonna do? I mean...
569
00:24:53,326 --> 00:24:54,410
Both: It's genetic.
570
00:24:54,452 --> 00:24:55,048
Right?
571
00:24:56,037 --> 00:24:56,996
Jinx.
572
00:24:57,038 --> 00:24:58,623
- Oh.
- [laughs]
573
00:24:58,664 --> 00:24:59,996
[laughs]
574
00:25:00,708 --> 00:25:03,503
You know, this is... it's really nice.
575
00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:06,433
Just being able to sit and talk.
576
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,049
It's rare.
577
00:25:09,118 --> 00:25:11,636
It's really... it's rare, but,
you know, when it happens,
578
00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:13,554
it's... it's really special.
579
00:25:16,265 --> 00:25:19,185
Heh, of course, well...
580
00:25:19,227 --> 00:25:23,189
[choking]
581
00:25:47,630 --> 00:25:49,006
- Saffron.
- Hmm?
582
00:25:49,048 --> 00:25:51,114
Do you not like your moo shu?
583
00:25:53,761 --> 00:25:55,279
I love it.
584
00:26:01,385 --> 00:26:04,221
[light jazzy music]
585
00:26:04,263 --> 00:26:07,600
♪ ♪
586
00:26:07,641 --> 00:26:10,603
[singing indistinctly]
587
00:26:10,644 --> 00:26:14,940
♪ ♪
588
00:26:15,358 --> 00:26:16,277
Hi.
589
00:26:16,277 --> 00:26:19,072
Oban, please. Neat.
590
00:26:19,113 --> 00:26:25,536
♪ ♪
591
00:26:26,045 --> 00:26:28,421
I'm guessing Toledo
592
00:26:29,215 --> 00:26:32,009
or Columbus maybe.
593
00:26:32,009 --> 00:26:33,845
But it's Ohio somewhere.
594
00:26:33,886 --> 00:26:35,884
[laughs] Close, Saint Louis.
595
00:26:35,909 --> 00:26:39,820
Ahh, see, I am... I am good at this.
596
00:26:40,663 --> 00:26:41,998
Put hers on mine, please.
597
00:26:41,998 --> 00:26:44,000
Oh, that's... that's not necessary.
598
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,692
♪ ♪
599
00:26:46,881 --> 00:26:48,841
You know, the hardest thing
about being on the road,
600
00:26:48,883 --> 00:26:51,260
you feel like you never
get to be hospitable.
601
00:26:51,260 --> 00:26:53,762
And it starts to make you
feel like less of a person.
602
00:26:53,762 --> 00:26:57,016
So from one fellow traveler
to another, hmm?
603
00:26:58,392 --> 00:26:59,810
Well, thanks.
604
00:26:59,852 --> 00:27:00,988
Yeah.
605
00:27:02,187 --> 00:27:07,651
♪ ♪
606
00:27:07,693 --> 00:27:08,668
I'm Max.
607
00:27:09,403 --> 00:27:10,605
Geraldine.
608
00:27:11,447 --> 00:27:14,438
So this is my son Peter.
609
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,674
And this is Stephanie.
610
00:27:18,287 --> 00:27:19,413
She's the youngest.
611
00:27:19,455 --> 00:27:20,831
They look like great kids.
612
00:27:20,873 --> 00:27:22,541
Oh, they're pains in my friggin' ass.
613
00:27:22,583 --> 00:27:24,460
But God, I love 'em.
614
00:27:26,211 --> 00:27:28,450
So how about you? You got any kids?
615
00:27:28,797 --> 00:27:30,132
I had a dog once.
616
00:27:30,132 --> 00:27:32,003
Oh, well...
617
00:27:32,426 --> 00:27:34,678
No, I just never settled down.
618
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:38,849
I could have a few times,
but something always took me away.
619
00:27:38,891 --> 00:27:41,490
It's too late now, you know?
620
00:27:42,102 --> 00:27:45,315
You know, I saw this mug
the other day in the...
621
00:27:45,564 --> 00:27:48,084
the Newark airport gift shop.
622
00:27:48,465 --> 00:27:50,077
You know what it said?
623
00:27:50,384 --> 00:27:54,054
It said "If you wanted to,
you would have done it."
624
00:27:54,054 --> 00:27:57,432
And I just thought, "Yes,
that's right," you know.
625
00:27:57,474 --> 00:28:00,644
I mean, when it comes down to it,
we all choose the life
626
00:28:00,686 --> 00:28:02,394
that we want.
627
00:28:03,313 --> 00:28:07,027
I mean, even if it isn't
the life we say we want.
628
00:28:08,929 --> 00:28:09,930
Did you buy the mug?
629
00:28:10,633 --> 00:28:11,931
Ahh, I shoulda.
630
00:28:12,802 --> 00:28:14,137
[both chuckle]
631
00:28:18,165 --> 00:28:20,979
So this is actually the 4.6-liter.
632
00:28:20,979 --> 00:28:24,692
I had the 3.5, but this takes
my horsepower from 350 to 386.
633
00:28:24,733 --> 00:28:27,236
And, you know, I kind of
thought about it, but I thought,
634
00:28:27,277 --> 00:28:30,406
sometimes you just,
you know, you've got to...
635
00:28:30,447 --> 00:28:31,615
You got to go for it.
636
00:28:31,657 --> 00:28:32,943
Absolutely.
637
00:28:33,737 --> 00:28:36,824
Sometimes you just have
to splurge, you know,
638
00:28:36,866 --> 00:28:38,909
go with what feels right.
639
00:28:47,001 --> 00:28:48,210
Mmm.
640
00:28:50,802 --> 00:28:53,555
Mm, Gary...
641
00:28:53,597 --> 00:28:55,665
- Oh, no.
- Thank you so much
642
00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:58,568
for a... such a wonderful evening.
643
00:28:58,568 --> 00:29:00,153
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have done that.
644
00:29:00,194 --> 00:29:02,264
- I didn't...
- No, no, it's not you.
645
00:29:02,427 --> 00:29:04,512
You're perfect. It's just... it's me.
646
00:29:04,554 --> 00:29:06,723
I... I don't want to rush things.
647
00:29:06,764 --> 00:29:08,570
- Can I walk you to the door?
- Good night.
648
00:29:21,700 --> 00:29:22,951
Shit.
649
00:29:27,619 --> 00:29:30,580
[light music]
650
00:29:30,622 --> 00:29:37,128
♪ ♪
651
00:29:37,128 --> 00:29:38,848
I miss you.
652
00:29:45,929 --> 00:29:48,465
- Alice...
- Don't give up, sweetheart.
653
00:29:48,765 --> 00:29:50,308
Remember what I used to say?
654
00:29:50,350 --> 00:29:51,643
Yeah.
655
00:29:51,684 --> 00:29:53,561
You said that we could do anything,
656
00:29:53,603 --> 00:29:56,452
Mm-hmm, and we will,
657
00:29:56,981 --> 00:29:59,150
everything we've always dreamed of.
658
00:29:59,192 --> 00:30:00,944
Yeah.
659
00:30:00,985 --> 00:30:02,849
Tell me the plan again.
660
00:30:03,363 --> 00:30:06,238
I love it when you talk about the plan.
661
00:30:07,283 --> 00:30:11,287
All right, phase one:
662
00:30:11,329 --> 00:30:13,605
You're not just a car salesman.
663
00:30:13,915 --> 00:30:16,793
You're the face of the dealership.
664
00:30:16,834 --> 00:30:19,395
You do all the commercials.
665
00:30:19,879 --> 00:30:21,005
I love phase one.
666
00:30:21,047 --> 00:30:22,382
Mm-hmm.
667
00:30:22,423 --> 00:30:27,082
Phase two: You run for state senate.
668
00:30:27,637 --> 00:30:29,669
State senate sucks.
669
00:30:30,723 --> 00:30:34,769
Phase three: You make powerful friends.
670
00:30:34,811 --> 00:30:37,725
Okay, fancy dinners.
671
00:30:38,147 --> 00:30:39,607
I look good in a tux.
672
00:30:39,649 --> 00:30:41,005
Yeah, you do.
673
00:30:42,360 --> 00:30:44,757
Phase four:
674
00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:47,677
You run for the real senate.
675
00:30:48,267 --> 00:30:49,894
[exhales]
676
00:30:49,936 --> 00:30:53,856
Senator and Mrs. Richard Evans.
677
00:30:53,898 --> 00:30:55,108
That's right.
678
00:30:59,037 --> 00:31:01,582
But I can't do any of it without you.
679
00:31:02,457 --> 00:31:04,418
I mean, we were that couple
that everyone looked at
680
00:31:04,459 --> 00:31:07,580
and was just like, "Damn."
681
00:31:10,007 --> 00:31:12,384
Why can't it be like that again?
682
00:31:12,426 --> 00:31:13,581
It can.
683
00:31:14,136 --> 00:31:16,213
You're going to find me.
684
00:31:17,222 --> 00:31:19,351
Just have to keep looking.
685
00:31:20,350 --> 00:31:22,160
And I promise you will.
686
00:31:22,728 --> 00:31:24,521
[laughter]
687
00:31:24,563 --> 00:31:25,932
I know...
688
00:31:27,441 --> 00:31:29,484
We've got cheesesteaks.
689
00:31:32,446 --> 00:31:33,861
I'm not hungry.
690
00:31:34,531 --> 00:31:36,825
What the hell was that?
691
00:31:36,867 --> 00:31:38,543
He's gluten-free?
692
00:31:41,557 --> 00:31:43,392
[light music]
693
00:31:43,434 --> 00:31:49,690
♪ ♪
694
00:31:50,691 --> 00:31:52,776
[lighter clicks]
695
00:31:52,818 --> 00:31:54,695
Let me ask you a question.
696
00:31:56,363 --> 00:32:00,382
CeCe, Ava, Alice.
697
00:32:03,329 --> 00:32:05,447
You ever thought about killing her?
698
00:32:06,999 --> 00:32:07,919
I have.
699
00:32:08,589 --> 00:32:10,382
I've thought about it.
700
00:32:12,092 --> 00:32:16,360
Before, I never understood how someone
701
00:32:16,385 --> 00:32:20,556
could kill another person,
like, take away their life.
702
00:32:20,598 --> 00:32:21,822
But now...
703
00:32:25,826 --> 00:32:30,942
My therapist, he says
we're attracted to people
704
00:32:30,942 --> 00:32:33,277
not just because of the
good things about them
705
00:32:33,277 --> 00:32:35,745
but also because of their pain.
706
00:32:36,656 --> 00:32:40,512
Like, my pain
is attracted to their pain.
707
00:32:41,824 --> 00:32:46,056
Do you think she feels pain at all?
708
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,833
Like, if this is what you do,
and if this is your thing,
709
00:32:51,135 --> 00:32:54,856
conning people into loving you,
what does that do to you?
710
00:32:58,935 --> 00:33:02,438
I still don't understand how
someone can make you love them
711
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:05,944
and then just walk away
like it was nothing.
712
00:33:07,276 --> 00:33:08,896
How do you do that?
713
00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:11,406
I don't know.
714
00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:15,243
But you know what all the con books say?
715
00:33:15,284 --> 00:33:17,870
- Mm?
- For a successful con,
716
00:33:17,912 --> 00:33:20,264
you need a willing mark.
717
00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:24,168
We wanted every single lie she told us.
718
00:33:26,215 --> 00:33:31,926
But I have to believe someday
it's gonna catch up to her.
719
00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:36,597
Yeah.
720
00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:46,232
[tense quirky music]
721
00:33:46,274 --> 00:33:53,281
♪ ♪
722
00:34:28,858 --> 00:34:30,344
Jesus.
723
00:34:30,985 --> 00:34:33,428
Yes, I intercepted Heller's
courier last night,
724
00:34:33,453 --> 00:34:34,287
and you were right.
725
00:34:34,287 --> 00:34:36,122
That bastard was taking
way more than his cut.
726
00:34:36,122 --> 00:34:38,958
The launderer has been
stealing the laundry.
727
00:34:38,958 --> 00:34:40,960
Looks exactly as you suspected, yes.
728
00:34:40,960 --> 00:34:42,295
For how long?
729
00:34:42,337 --> 00:34:44,797
Best I can tell, almost two years.
730
00:34:44,839 --> 00:34:47,008
He could have skimmed close
to 2 million from you.
731
00:34:47,050 --> 00:34:49,802
[scoffs]
732
00:34:49,844 --> 00:34:51,512
Scorched earth mode, Max.
733
00:34:51,554 --> 00:34:53,973
We get the 2 million back.
734
00:34:54,015 --> 00:34:55,683
We take everything he's ever had.
735
00:34:55,725 --> 00:34:57,185
We destroy him.
736
00:34:57,226 --> 00:34:58,311
Yes.
737
00:34:58,353 --> 00:34:59,937
Yes, Doctor.
738
00:34:59,979 --> 00:35:03,274
I have a concern about Maddie.
739
00:35:03,316 --> 00:35:06,235
Is she getting distracted?
740
00:35:06,778 --> 00:35:07,695
No, I've got it under control.
741
00:35:08,029 --> 00:35:11,157
Huh, I'm not so sure.
742
00:35:11,157 --> 00:35:12,992
Maybe I need to send Lenny Cohen.
743
00:35:13,034 --> 00:35:14,786
No, there's no need for Lenny Cohen.
744
00:35:14,827 --> 00:35:17,455
I... I'll... I'll take care of it.
745
00:35:17,497 --> 00:35:20,500
[phone clicks]
746
00:35:22,001 --> 00:35:25,004
[light music]
747
00:35:25,004 --> 00:35:32,011
♪ ♪
748
00:35:34,180 --> 00:35:36,808
It's hopeless.
749
00:35:36,849 --> 00:35:39,852
We tried. We really did.
750
00:35:41,104 --> 00:35:42,230
No, we didn't.
751
00:35:43,606 --> 00:35:45,765
But if we give up now, we suck.
752
00:35:45,765 --> 00:35:46,721
You know what I think?
753
00:35:46,746 --> 00:35:48,539
I think our lives
are like a murder scene.
754
00:35:48,539 --> 00:35:52,080
It's been perfectly cleaned up.
No clues left behind.
755
00:35:52,126 --> 00:35:53,475
We need that stuff.
756
00:35:53,794 --> 00:35:55,557
What's that stuff that the police use
757
00:35:55,582 --> 00:35:56,718
to see where the blood was?
758
00:35:56,718 --> 00:35:57,455
Oh, Luminol.
759
00:35:57,455 --> 00:35:59,797
Yes, we need some Luminol up in here.
760
00:35:59,931 --> 00:36:01,933
Maybe it's better this way.
761
00:36:01,975 --> 00:36:03,560
At least now she can't destroy us
762
00:36:03,602 --> 00:36:06,096
with all her inside information.
763
00:36:06,512 --> 00:36:07,966
What are you talking about?
764
00:36:08,514 --> 00:36:10,516
The envelope she left in the freezer
765
00:36:10,516 --> 00:36:11,904
after the good-bye video.
766
00:36:11,904 --> 00:36:15,574
She left me an envelope
with information in it.
767
00:36:15,574 --> 00:36:18,111
Bad stuff you'd never want anyone to...
768
00:36:18,602 --> 00:36:20,229
Why are you looking
at me like I'm crazy?
769
00:36:20,271 --> 00:36:22,565
I have literally no idea
what you're talking about.
770
00:36:22,565 --> 00:36:23,691
Yeah, me neither.
771
00:36:23,691 --> 00:36:27,153
You guys are so full of...
I bet whatever's in your folder
772
00:36:27,194 --> 00:36:28,571
is way worse than what's in mine.
773
00:36:28,571 --> 00:36:30,281
Yeah, man, who gives a damn?
774
00:36:30,322 --> 00:36:32,241
It's all in the past, right?
775
00:36:32,283 --> 00:36:34,618
- Never backwards.
- Always forward.
776
00:36:36,245 --> 00:36:38,080
That's what she'd say to me in French
777
00:36:38,122 --> 00:36:39,796
when I was bummed out about work.
778
00:36:39,796 --> 00:36:42,715
[speaking in French]
779
00:36:42,757 --> 00:36:45,083
She's say that to me when I
had a fight with my family.
780
00:36:45,108 --> 00:36:46,882
I put a little bit of
weight on over the holidays.
781
00:36:46,907 --> 00:36:48,909
I'd beat myself up,
and she would say it to me.
782
00:36:48,951 --> 00:36:50,065
Hey, could that mean something?
783
00:36:50,065 --> 00:36:51,900
I don't know. It's just a saying.
784
00:36:51,942 --> 00:36:53,527
Yeah, maybe like a fortune cookie or...
785
00:36:53,527 --> 00:36:55,695
Yeah, no, but it's a...
what do you call it, a... a...
786
00:36:55,695 --> 00:36:57,197
- A motto.
- Yeah.
787
00:36:57,197 --> 00:36:58,245
Yeah.
788
00:37:01,535 --> 00:37:04,162
Looks like it's a translation
of a Latin phrase.
789
00:37:04,204 --> 00:37:05,247
Hey, man, what's the Wi-Fi password?
790
00:37:05,288 --> 00:37:07,707
[speaking in Latin]
791
00:37:07,707 --> 00:37:09,521
- Could you spell that for me?
- Check it out.
792
00:37:09,546 --> 00:37:10,859
It is a motto...
793
00:37:10,859 --> 00:37:12,194
Oh, never mind. I'm on.
794
00:37:12,236 --> 00:37:14,863
For five high schools
plus a Jesuit seminary
795
00:37:14,863 --> 00:37:16,865
and a soup kitchen in Nova Scotia.
796
00:37:16,907 --> 00:37:19,701
Guys, what if one of these
places was her school?
797
00:37:19,701 --> 00:37:22,037
Oh, that would be huge,
man, track down her roots?
798
00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:23,372
How do we narrow this down?
799
00:37:23,372 --> 00:37:24,832
Well, two of these are all-boy schools,
800
00:37:24,873 --> 00:37:26,917
so we can scratch those off.
801
00:37:26,959 --> 00:37:30,379
I mean, I think we can all agree
she's always been a girl, right?
802
00:37:36,051 --> 00:37:37,386
Oh, and here.
This one wasn't even founded
803
00:37:37,428 --> 00:37:38,387
until three years ago.
804
00:37:38,429 --> 00:37:39,721
So that just leaves...
805
00:37:39,763 --> 00:37:42,057
Three schools, one in Texas,
one in Florida,
806
00:37:42,099 --> 00:37:43,225
and one in Pennsylvania.
807
00:37:43,225 --> 00:37:44,514
That's still too many.
808
00:37:44,514 --> 00:37:46,058
Holy shit.
809
00:37:46,099 --> 00:37:47,517
- Guys, panther.
- What?
810
00:37:47,517 --> 00:37:50,138
St. Agnes Academy in Pottsville,
Pennsylvania.
811
00:37:50,163 --> 00:37:51,599
Their mascot is a panther.
812
00:37:51,624 --> 00:37:52,510
So?
813
00:37:52,510 --> 00:37:54,604
That was her name for me.
She used to call me Panther.
814
00:37:54,629 --> 00:37:56,423
- No, she didn't.
- No, no, hey, she did, okay?
815
00:37:56,464 --> 00:37:57,924
I don't mean to offend you guys,
because I know you're both
816
00:37:57,966 --> 00:37:59,259
total freakin' prudes, but yes,
817
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:01,219
we had names for each other when we...
818
00:38:01,219 --> 00:38:02,387
Dude, we get it.
819
00:38:02,387 --> 00:38:04,347
You guys had great sex.
820
00:38:04,389 --> 00:38:06,683
We're not going to a place
called Pottsville for that.
821
00:38:06,725 --> 00:38:07,767
Okay.
822
00:38:09,728 --> 00:38:11,187
F...
823
00:38:11,229 --> 00:38:12,310
Wait a minute.
824
00:38:12,486 --> 00:38:14,905
In the dog story, the one she told us,
825
00:38:14,947 --> 00:38:17,450
in all three versions, it was winter.
826
00:38:17,491 --> 00:38:18,576
So?
827
00:38:20,161 --> 00:38:22,330
Oh, my God. You're right.
828
00:38:22,371 --> 00:38:23,623
What?
829
00:38:23,664 --> 00:38:25,249
The dog gets lost in the snow.
830
00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:27,627
- Yeah.
- In the snow. Think about it.
831
00:38:27,668 --> 00:38:29,295
- Texas...
- Florida...
832
00:38:29,295 --> 00:38:31,130
Pennsylvania.
833
00:38:31,172 --> 00:38:32,465
Pennsylvania. That's what...
That's what I'm saying.
834
00:38:32,465 --> 00:38:33,841
The Panthers are in Pennsylvania.
835
00:38:33,883 --> 00:38:34,967
Pottsville, here we come.
836
00:38:34,967 --> 00:38:36,177
- Yes!
- Yes!
837
00:38:36,218 --> 00:38:38,137
Good job, guys. Good job.
838
00:38:38,179 --> 00:38:41,182
[laughter]
839
00:38:45,912 --> 00:38:47,455
Where is Pottsville?
840
00:38:47,497 --> 00:38:48,790
About an hour away from Philadelphia.
841
00:38:48,874 --> 00:38:50,542
- We set off now, we'll be there...
- No, no, no, no, no.
842
00:38:50,542 --> 00:38:53,628
- Seriously? Another one?
- It's alternate odd-number
843
00:38:53,670 --> 00:38:55,839
- side-street Thursday.
- Oh, come on. Please?
844
00:38:55,881 --> 00:38:57,632
- It's already Thursday?
- Come on.
845
00:38:57,674 --> 00:38:58,758
Shit, man.
846
00:38:58,758 --> 00:39:00,385
We still got to get the
keys out of the car.
847
00:39:00,427 --> 00:39:01,595
Hey, what about a coat hanger?
848
00:39:01,595 --> 00:39:03,305
No, we're not using a coat hanger.
849
00:39:03,346 --> 00:39:04,973
Yeah, dude, I read a book about it.
850
00:39:05,015 --> 00:39:06,641
Dude, you unbend it,
and then you slip it down...
851
00:39:06,683 --> 00:39:08,268
Coat hanger your own car.
Absolutely not.
852
00:39:08,310 --> 00:39:10,520
You slip it down... I don't have a car!
853
00:39:10,562 --> 00:39:12,647
- Whoa.
- Whoa.
854
00:39:12,689 --> 00:39:15,817
What in... Are... This is my car.
855
00:39:15,859 --> 00:39:17,652
And now it's unlocked.
856
00:39:17,694 --> 00:39:19,821
Are you crazy?
857
00:39:19,863 --> 00:39:22,240
Oh, my God.
858
00:39:22,282 --> 00:39:24,075
Did you see what she did?
859
00:39:24,117 --> 00:39:26,703
Richard, I've waited two years for this.
860
00:39:26,745 --> 00:39:28,163
We're not wasting any more time.
861
00:39:28,205 --> 00:39:29,956
Now, get in the goddamn car.
862
00:39:29,998 --> 00:39:31,958
[light music]
863
00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:33,627
Oh, my God.
864
00:39:33,668 --> 00:39:36,796
Addition to the code:
No further damage to personal property.
865
00:39:36,838 --> 00:39:38,715
You guys were serious
about having a code?
866
00:39:38,757 --> 00:39:40,425
Oh, it's real. You're sitting on it.
867
00:39:40,467 --> 00:39:43,053
Additional addition to the code:
No sitting on the code.
868
00:39:43,094 --> 00:39:44,721
What are you gonna put it under glass
869
00:39:44,763 --> 00:39:46,181
at the National Archives?
870
00:39:46,223 --> 00:39:48,021
Can we just have some quiet, please?
871
00:39:48,934 --> 00:39:51,062
Here we go.
872
00:39:51,811 --> 00:39:55,649
♪ ♪
873
00:39:55,690 --> 00:39:58,610
♪ Love, love ♪
874
00:39:58,652 --> 00:40:00,862
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
875
00:40:00,904 --> 00:40:03,698
♪ Love, love ♪
876
00:40:03,740 --> 00:40:06,284
♪ La-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
877
00:40:06,326 --> 00:40:09,371
[Son Little's "The River"]
878
00:40:09,412 --> 00:40:14,834
♪ ♪
879
00:40:14,876 --> 00:40:16,795
From the guy over there.
880
00:40:16,836 --> 00:40:19,297
♪ ♪
881
00:40:19,339 --> 00:40:20,465
No, thanks.
882
00:40:20,507 --> 00:40:22,133
♪ ♪
883
00:40:22,175 --> 00:40:23,802
Come on, gorgeous.
884
00:40:24,553 --> 00:40:26,805
Oblige me.
885
00:40:26,805 --> 00:40:29,182
Makes me feel like I'm
not drinking alone.
886
00:40:29,224 --> 00:40:31,434
Maybe you should find some friends.
887
00:40:31,476 --> 00:40:34,104
Let's you and me be friends, huh?
888
00:40:34,145 --> 00:40:36,523
What's your name, sweetheart?
889
00:40:36,565 --> 00:40:38,942
I bet you've got a pretty name.
890
00:40:38,984 --> 00:40:42,529
Go back, sit down,
and mind your own business.
891
00:40:45,198 --> 00:40:47,075
What you gonna do if I don't?
892
00:40:49,661 --> 00:40:53,707
Ow. Ahh-ahh!
893
00:40:53,748 --> 00:40:56,293
♪ ♪
894
00:40:56,334 --> 00:40:58,503
The name's Lenny Cohen.
895
00:40:58,503 --> 00:41:02,841
♪ Many a moon come
this way at night ♪
896
00:41:02,883 --> 00:41:04,259
♪ Many a moon comes
and shine her light ♪
897
00:41:04,301 --> 00:41:05,844
You bitch!
898
00:41:05,886 --> 00:41:08,471
Get back here!
899
00:41:08,597 --> 00:41:09,681
Get back here!
900
00:41:09,681 --> 00:41:11,683
[tires squealing]
901
00:41:11,683 --> 00:41:16,187
♪ Twenty to seven
baby time to rise ♪
902
00:41:16,187 --> 00:41:20,233
♪ Heart is blazing
blue electric fire ♪
903
00:41:20,275 --> 00:41:24,988
♪ Want you so bad it's
like I'm out of time ♪
904
00:41:25,030 --> 00:41:29,242
♪ Want you so bad I had
to break your mind ♪
905
00:41:29,284 --> 00:41:33,642
♪ Gimme your love
baby all your time ♪
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