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[romantic classical music]
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[pounding at door]
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Go away.
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I'm killing myself.
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Open up!
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[pounding continues]
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FBI! Open up!
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♪ ♪
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♪ At last ♪
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[giggles]
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♪ ♪
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♪ My love has come along ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ My lonely days ♪
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♪ Are over ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ And life is like a song ♪
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[with French accent] So tell me,
my sweet...
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Mm-hmm?
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My 28th day anniversary present?
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Mm-hmm?
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It symbolizes what, exactly?
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Well, um, in the Kabbalah,
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the number 28 is the
symbol of the wanderer,
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who, after many years
in the dating desert,
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finally stops his wandering.
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And so we give a gift
associated with the foot...
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- [laughs]
- Finally at rest.
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Oh, you're so full of the bullshit.
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Oh, my God,
what am I going to do with you?
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Exactly what you've been doing
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until death do us part.
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I love it.
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Vraiment.
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I just remembered I
have another surprise.
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It arrived at the office today.
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Aw.
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Okay.
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There you go. Okay.
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May Adonai bless your lives together,
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your yichud.
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And by the power invested in me
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by the State of Indiana...
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We look happy.
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I now pronounce you husband and wife...
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You looked so beautiful.
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- Till death do you part.
- Thank you.
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Mazel tov!
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♪ Dream a little dream of me ♪
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Wow, you make me look
like a good dancer.
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No, you are a good dancer.
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Yeah, come on.
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Wow. Oh, no.
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[both laugh]
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Oh, my God!
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I can't believe how drink
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your brother was.
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Drunk. Not drink.
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Oh, my God.
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- And your father...
- Yeah.
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Looks jealous, huh?
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[gasps] Busted.
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[both laugh]
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Mr. Ellis has skills.
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Oh, my God,
I got your Aunt Katherine to smile.
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Oh, you made her laugh. [laughs]
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Ah, Mr. Ellis is checking her out.
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Hey, you know what?
We should set those two up.
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What? I'm serious.
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Okay.
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♪ ♪
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What are you doing? I can't see.
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You don't need to see.
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♪ ♪
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♪ If you look in my eyes and say ♪
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♪ You knew it all along ♪
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♪ You knew it ♪
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♪ All along ♪
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♪ ♪
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[siren wailing]
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[sniffling]
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Hey, what's the matter?
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[tearfully] It happened so quick.
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- He was...
- It's Mr. Ellis.
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Oh! Oh!
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Unit Zero, we've got a 10-87
en route with package.
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Be there in 15.
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Shit, man, you're way late.
Did you talk to Dad?
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- What happened to Mr. Ellis?
- He collapsed in the kitchen.
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- Almond milk everywhere.
- Jesus, is he gonna make it?
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Touch and go.
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Hey, we get old. We die.
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Listen, I asked Gaby to grab
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the accounting department roster.
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Come on; I don't have much time.
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If Mr. Ellis croaks,
I'd rather hire within
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than pay some headhunter.
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Do not give me
your sensitive face, Ezra.
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Come on. You're running HR now.
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Deal with it, huh?
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Gaby, get over here!
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So tell me,
what's today's anniversary gift?
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Scented candles? Fondue set?
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His-and-her vibrators, buddy?
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- Hey.
- All right.
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I'm outie.
Pebble Beach is calling my name.
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Ezra, text me on Mr. Ellis.
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Gaby, do not seduce my brother.
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He's married and already
punching way above his weight.
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Okay, bye.
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Poor Mr. Ellis. He's such a nice guy.
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I know. He's a total charmer.
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Do you know if he's
married or has kids or...
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- I don't know.
- Wow.
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So how did the anklet go over?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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Oh, wow. [laughs]
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Okay, I guess it went well, then.
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Um, well,
the ownership paperwork came through,
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so you're all set for present number 29.
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Just come by my desk
whenever you want them.
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Perfect. Thanks, Gaby.
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You know I'd be lost without you.
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- You're welcome.
- Ezra!
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Stop flirting, and get
your skinny ass in my office now.
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Arthur, could you turn off
your intercom, please,
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and talk like a human?
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We've had enough drama
around here for one morning.
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Good morning, Mom.
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Good morning, beautiful boy.
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[phone chimes]
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- _
- Oh, no.
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63 years old, drops dead making a latte.
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Shit!
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When I go, I hope it's laying
on top of your mother.
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- Jesus, Dad.
- Jesus, Arthur.
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Whatever. I'm not going out
making a fricking latte.
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I'm sure you'll have a
very masculine death.
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Don't you patronize me.
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I can still kick your ass.
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You want to wrestle?
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Not particularly.
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[sighs]
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Did you hire a new head of accounting?
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I found out he died two minutes ago.
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That's why I had Josh tell
you to have it lined up.
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It's called thinking ahead.
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I'll take care of it.
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[sighs]
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You and Ava seem pretty happy.
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Don't screw it up.
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Doing my best.
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Hope your wife likes surprises.
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My mom's boyfriend got her a
ferret for her last birthday.
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That was a shitshow, man.
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Ava's gonna love this girl.
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Ah, it says your card's no good.
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Really?
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"Declined."
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Okay.
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Here. Try this one.
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Here you go.
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Yeah, it says this one's no good either.
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I... that's not possible.
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Come back tomorrow, I guess?
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No, we... we have to make this work.
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- I'm...
- I'm closing in ten minutes.
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- Sorry.
- It's our 29th day wedding anniversary.
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I don't think that's a thing, man.
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I didn't take
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$30,000 of cash out
on my credit card, okay?
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I mean, if I had, I wouldn't need
to use my card right now.
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Hey, I'm closing in five.
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You know what? Never mind.
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[dogs barking]
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Uh, is there an ATM around here?
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End of the block,
next to the Fashion Gal.
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Could you just hold on for five minutes?
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I'll be... I'll be right back.
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- I guess.
- Thanks.
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Be back for you in a minute, all right?
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[dog barks]
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God!
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_
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What the fu...
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Call Ava.
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[phone line rings]
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[tone plays]
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We're sorry; you have reached a number
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that has been disconnected
or is no longer in service.
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Slow down!
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Ava?
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Ava, honey?
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Ava.
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911. Please state the
nature of your emergency.
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Yeah, I... I think we've been robbed.
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My wife's car is here, but she's...
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I'm worried she's been kidnapped or...
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Are you in danger?
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Are you safe?
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Hello? Sir?
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Hi, Ez.
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You must be very confused.
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The credit cards, the checking account,
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the cash.
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It's a shock.
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There is no easy way to say it,
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but here it is.
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You will never see me again.
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The sooner you accept it,
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the better it is for everyone.
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Ezra, you will ask yourself
many questions
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in the days ahead.
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You will replay every
moment we shared together,
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think about every person
we met along the way.
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You will begin to doubt
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everyone and everything you know.
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You will even begin to doubt yourself.
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It's only normal.
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What will you tell your
friends and family?
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All anyone needs to know is this:
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we rushed into marriage
hardly knowing each other.
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No.
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Cultural differences, language barriers.
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And people will accept this.
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But you will still want to find me,
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to punish me.
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Ezra, I want you to stand up now
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and go and open the freezer door.
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Now, listen to me very carefully.
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If you ever go to the
police and try to find me,
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know this:
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one, you will fail.
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You will never find me.
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Two, everyone in your family,
everyone in the world
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will know what's inside that folder.
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Don't put yourself through that.
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Don't put your lovely mother through it.
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Just leave it be.
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Okay, this is the hardest part,
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saying good-bye.
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Ezra, you must move on with your life.
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[sighs] You are a good man
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with a great heart.
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If you weren't,
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this probably wouldn't
have happened to you.
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And you will find love again.
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I know it.
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[sighs]
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Good-bye, Ezra Bloom.
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Salut.
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I wish you luck.
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I wish you happiness.
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Au revoir.
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[gentle music]
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♪ ♪
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Call Aunt Katherine.
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♪ ♪
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[line trills]
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[tone plays]
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We're sorry; you have reached a number
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that has been disconnected
or is no longer in service.
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[screaming]
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♪ ♪
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[with American accent] I'm booked
on the 1:00 flight to Chicago.
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Sure. Name and photo ID, please.
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Maddie Jonson. No "h" in "Jonson."
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Are you a Madeline or a Madison?
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Just Maddie.
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Thank you.
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♪♪
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Whoa. Good lookin' lady.
273
00:12:01,677 --> 00:12:02,642
Yeah.
274
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:03,910
Sure like to go where she's goin'.
275
00:12:03,946 --> 00:12:05,297
I'll say.
276
00:12:05,297 --> 00:12:07,431
Careful. Those are expensive.
277
00:12:07,456 --> 00:12:09,890
♪ I know I'm not strong enough ♪
278
00:12:09,926 --> 00:12:12,259
♪ To walk away on my own ♪
279
00:12:12,295 --> 00:12:14,328
♪ Set me free ♪
280
00:12:14,363 --> 00:12:16,497
♪ If you feel any love at all ♪
281
00:12:16,532 --> 00:12:21,135
♪ Then baby let go of me ♪
282
00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:24,538
♪ Let me go go go ♪
283
00:12:24,573 --> 00:12:25,911
Hi, there.
284
00:12:26,776 --> 00:12:28,943
Hey, do you mind if I sit down?
285
00:12:31,981 --> 00:12:33,439
So where are we headed today?
286
00:12:33,464 --> 00:12:35,522
Into the world on a big jet plane.
287
00:12:35,522 --> 00:12:36,554
All right.
288
00:12:37,295 --> 00:12:38,893
Excuse me; can I get a beer
289
00:12:38,893 --> 00:12:40,350
and another whatever she's got there?
290
00:12:40,350 --> 00:12:42,221
I haven't decided if
I'm having another yet.
291
00:12:42,246 --> 00:12:43,128
Humor me.
292
00:12:45,900 --> 00:12:47,559
Are you humorous?
293
00:12:47,669 --> 00:12:49,368
Actually, yeah, I am.
294
00:12:49,404 --> 00:12:51,103
People find me humorous.
295
00:12:51,139 --> 00:12:53,906
I'm actually meeting a
bunch of old college buddies
296
00:12:54,216 --> 00:12:55,175
in Pebble Beach.
297
00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,207
I could use some female attention
298
00:12:56,242 --> 00:12:57,383
before the bro-fest.
299
00:12:57,383 --> 00:12:59,183
How did I get to be the lucky girl?
300
00:12:59,218 --> 00:13:00,818
Come on; you know you're gorgeous.
301
00:13:00,853 --> 00:13:02,632
A woman likes to be told.
302
00:13:02,855 --> 00:13:04,455
You're gorgeous.
303
00:13:04,830 --> 00:13:05,954
Thank you.
304
00:13:06,565 --> 00:13:09,010
But seriously, you're gorgeous.
305
00:13:12,681 --> 00:13:14,098
Okay, this is weird.
306
00:13:14,927 --> 00:13:16,334
You look like someone I know.
307
00:13:16,369 --> 00:13:18,359
Oh, boy, here we go.
308
00:13:18,384 --> 00:13:19,998
No, no, I mean, it's...
309
00:13:20,352 --> 00:13:23,227
I got to say,
it's absolutely crazy, but...
310
00:13:23,522 --> 00:13:24,921
And you can not be more different,
311
00:13:24,921 --> 00:13:26,848
but you really look
like my sister-in-law,
312
00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:27,980
my brother's wife.
313
00:13:28,484 --> 00:13:30,183
Right, so you're saying
314
00:13:30,219 --> 00:13:32,386
you'd like to have sex
with your brother's wife?
315
00:13:32,421 --> 00:13:34,721
Uh, whoa, nope.
I never said I wanted...
316
00:13:34,757 --> 00:13:35,889
So you don't want to have sex with me?
317
00:13:35,924 --> 00:13:37,293
I never said that either.
318
00:13:37,293 --> 00:13:39,126
You're not really saying
much at all, are you?
319
00:13:39,162 --> 00:13:40,454
Mm-mm.
320
00:13:42,011 --> 00:13:43,464
Want me to help you?
321
00:13:43,464 --> 00:13:44,796
Please.
322
00:13:46,967 --> 00:13:48,400
Okay.
323
00:13:49,403 --> 00:13:51,370
Come here.
324
00:13:52,706 --> 00:13:54,394
Say this to me:
325
00:13:55,309 --> 00:14:00,175
"We are just two strangers in a bar."
326
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:04,689
We are just two strangers in a bar.
327
00:14:05,104 --> 00:14:07,037
"We're never gonna
see each other again."
328
00:14:07,037 --> 00:14:08,870
We are never gonna see each other again.
329
00:14:08,905 --> 00:14:13,513
"You know, I've always wanted
to take a woman
330
00:14:13,538 --> 00:14:15,524
to an airport hotel."
331
00:14:15,524 --> 00:14:18,742
You know, I've always wanted
to take a woman
332
00:14:18,767 --> 00:14:20,167
to an airport hotel.
333
00:14:20,202 --> 00:14:21,694
"I've always wanted to have sex
334
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,060
with my brother's wife."
335
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,605
- Uh...
- Say it.
336
00:14:27,483 --> 00:14:29,023
I've always wanted to have sex
337
00:14:29,023 --> 00:14:30,287
with my brother's wife.
338
00:14:31,859 --> 00:14:33,759
"And I want you."
339
00:14:37,231 --> 00:14:39,197
"Let's go across the street right now."
340
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,767
I want you.
341
00:14:41,802 --> 00:14:44,569
Let's go across the street right now.
342
00:14:49,209 --> 00:14:50,876
Can't.
343
00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:51,910
Sorry.
344
00:14:51,945 --> 00:14:53,311
What?
345
00:14:53,347 --> 00:14:55,410
Yeah, I got to jet, as they say.
346
00:14:55,435 --> 00:14:58,501
But really nice meeting you, uh...
347
00:14:58,501 --> 00:15:00,201
Jo... Josh. My name's Josh.
348
00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:01,569
- Bye, Josh.
- Wait.
349
00:15:01,604 --> 00:15:02,703
I... I didn't get your name.
350
00:15:02,739 --> 00:15:05,106
No, you didn't.
351
00:15:06,075 --> 00:15:08,175
Holy shit.
352
00:15:08,211 --> 00:15:09,176
Hey, wait!
353
00:15:09,212 --> 00:15:10,479
Oh!
354
00:15:10,780 --> 00:15:13,714
[upbeat music]
355
00:15:13,750 --> 00:15:15,850
♪ ♪
356
00:15:15,885 --> 00:15:17,652
Ava!
357
00:15:19,522 --> 00:15:21,222
Hey, Ava!
358
00:15:21,257 --> 00:15:22,623
♪ ♪
359
00:15:23,221 --> 00:15:24,420
Hey!
360
00:15:24,861 --> 00:15:26,727
Excuse me.
361
00:15:27,309 --> 00:15:29,709
You... Ava! Ava!
362
00:15:29,734 --> 00:15:31,768
♪ ♪
363
00:15:31,803 --> 00:15:33,269
Oh! Ow!
364
00:15:33,305 --> 00:15:35,905
Ah! What are you doing?
365
00:15:35,941 --> 00:15:38,354
Ava! Ava!
366
00:15:39,211 --> 00:15:40,910
Get off of me, man!
367
00:15:40,946 --> 00:15:42,529
Ah! Oh!
368
00:15:42,914 --> 00:15:45,515
Oh! Oh!
369
00:15:45,550 --> 00:15:47,050
Ow!
370
00:15:47,085 --> 00:15:49,652
Can somebody help us, please?
371
00:15:49,688 --> 00:15:51,121
Ah!
372
00:15:51,156 --> 00:15:52,255
Ow!
373
00:16:01,403 --> 00:16:02,503
Miss, excuse me.
374
00:16:02,538 --> 00:16:03,604
Could you just, uh...
375
00:16:03,639 --> 00:16:04,881
Yeah, of course.
376
00:16:10,227 --> 00:16:11,111
Thank you very much.
377
00:16:11,147 --> 00:16:12,490
You're welcome.
378
00:16:14,041 --> 00:16:16,609
Might want to fix your makeup there,
sweetheart.
379
00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:20,756
God damn it.
380
00:16:21,156 --> 00:16:24,147
Looking pretty good
for a dead man, Mr. Ellis.
381
00:16:24,147 --> 00:16:25,546
Hardy-har-har.
382
00:16:25,582 --> 00:16:27,648
Thanks for the save back there.
383
00:16:27,684 --> 00:16:28,524
Yeah.
384
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:31,345
What the hell were you
doing with Josh Bloom?
385
00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:32,845
Improvising.
386
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,281
Why the hell didn't you
know he was traveling today?
387
00:16:35,316 --> 00:16:36,475
Don't change the subject.
388
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:37,739
You have to take it
389
00:16:37,739 --> 00:16:39,993
as close to the flame as possible,
don't you?
390
00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:42,180
And with you,
that is always too goddamn close.
391
00:16:42,216 --> 00:16:44,684
Really? Did you have to break his nose?
392
00:16:45,119 --> 00:16:46,825
Yeah, well...
393
00:16:47,755 --> 00:16:50,021
I always hated that little shit.
394
00:16:52,392 --> 00:16:53,326
So...
395
00:16:53,994 --> 00:16:55,527
how much did we get?
396
00:16:57,998 --> 00:17:00,966
[laidback music]
397
00:17:01,001 --> 00:17:07,939
♪ ♪
398
00:17:11,619 --> 00:17:13,485
Do you understand that
this is a criminal act?
399
00:17:13,521 --> 00:17:14,547
Yeah, I do understand.
400
00:17:14,547 --> 00:17:17,301
You understand a criminal has
been involved in our lives
401
00:17:17,326 --> 00:17:18,692
for the last year and a half?
402
00:17:18,728 --> 00:17:20,694
- I understand.
- Just get his ass in here.
403
00:17:20,730 --> 00:17:22,341
Get in here.
404
00:17:26,792 --> 00:17:28,259
How you doing, kiddo?
405
00:17:29,675 --> 00:17:30,952
Oh, sweetie.
406
00:17:30,952 --> 00:17:33,452
I am so, so sorry.
407
00:17:34,036 --> 00:17:35,592
What happened?
408
00:17:35,592 --> 00:17:37,139
Did you two have a fight?
409
00:17:37,164 --> 00:17:37,955
No.
410
00:17:37,955 --> 00:17:39,713
Well, what? She just left?
411
00:17:39,738 --> 00:17:41,661
She didn't say anything?
412
00:17:42,369 --> 00:17:44,810
Just something about
cultural differences.
413
00:17:45,261 --> 00:17:47,261
I really liked her, Ez.
414
00:17:47,297 --> 00:17:49,731
And you know me; that's saying a lot.
415
00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:53,542
But I did always feel there
was something about her...
416
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,879
Unspoken, unknowable, I don't know what.
417
00:17:55,904 --> 00:17:58,013
I really don't want
to talk about it, Mom.
418
00:17:59,005 --> 00:18:01,973
Hearts break, Ez.
419
00:18:02,367 --> 00:18:05,402
And then they eventually heal.
420
00:18:05,437 --> 00:18:06,786
Trust me on that.
421
00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,811
Ezra, get your ass in here now!
422
00:18:08,836 --> 00:18:11,941
God damn it, Arthur,
take it down a notch!
423
00:18:12,907 --> 00:18:14,840
Do you want me to go in there with you?
424
00:18:14,876 --> 00:18:16,291
No, thanks, Mom.
425
00:18:16,644 --> 00:18:17,682
I'll be fine.
426
00:18:17,682 --> 00:18:19,476
She took all your cash.
427
00:18:19,565 --> 00:18:21,966
She took cash maximums
on all your credit cards,
428
00:18:22,001 --> 00:18:23,601
including the company card.
429
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:24,429
Yep.
430
00:18:24,429 --> 00:18:26,584
I talked to Ellie Singer
at National Mutual.
431
00:18:26,609 --> 00:18:28,803
Do you know she took out a
second mortgage on your house?
432
00:18:28,828 --> 00:18:30,728
850 grand? Do you know that?
433
00:18:30,763 --> 00:18:31,422
Yep.
434
00:18:31,422 --> 00:18:33,020
She even cashed the bar mitzvah bonds
435
00:18:33,045 --> 00:18:34,440
Bubbie and Zadie gave you.
436
00:18:34,512 --> 00:18:36,078
All 78 bucks?
437
00:18:36,103 --> 00:18:38,269
[yelling] Is that the point?
438
00:18:43,406 --> 00:18:44,543
Is it?
439
00:18:44,578 --> 00:18:45,544
Nope.
440
00:18:45,579 --> 00:18:46,812
I swear to God, Ezra,
441
00:18:46,847 --> 00:18:47,980
say something besides "yep" or "nope,"
442
00:18:48,015 --> 00:18:49,081
or so help me...
443
00:18:49,116 --> 00:18:50,182
What happened to your face?
444
00:18:50,217 --> 00:18:51,817
Tell him.
445
00:18:53,559 --> 00:18:56,291
I saw Ava at the airport,
446
00:18:56,291 --> 00:18:57,524
dressed as somebody else.
447
00:18:57,559 --> 00:18:58,674
Did you talk to her?
448
00:18:59,049 --> 00:19:00,066
No.
449
00:19:00,417 --> 00:19:01,816
I was following her,
450
00:19:01,852 --> 00:19:03,270
but then she got lost in the crowd.
451
00:19:03,270 --> 00:19:04,249
Good job, Nancy Drew.
452
00:19:04,249 --> 00:19:05,020
Yeah, well, you know what?
453
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,609
The truth is, I was attacked.
454
00:19:06,634 --> 00:19:07,699
- She attacked you?
- No!
455
00:19:07,735 --> 00:19:09,234
This old man came out...
456
00:19:09,270 --> 00:19:10,335
Oh, you were attacked by an old man.
457
00:19:10,371 --> 00:19:11,570
Shut up, both of you.
458
00:19:11,605 --> 00:19:12,388
Here's what we're gonna do.
459
00:19:12,388 --> 00:19:13,542
We're gonna find her,
460
00:19:13,542 --> 00:19:14,990
we're gonna get your money back,
461
00:19:15,015 --> 00:19:17,082
and we're gonna crucify
that French bitch.
462
00:19:17,117 --> 00:19:18,083
She's Belgian!
463
00:19:18,118 --> 00:19:19,252
I don't give a fu...
464
00:19:19,252 --> 00:19:20,452
Here's what we're actually gonna do:
465
00:19:20,919 --> 00:19:22,046
nothing.
466
00:19:23,811 --> 00:19:25,344
We're not gonna do a goddamn thing
467
00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:27,313
except let her go.
468
00:19:27,348 --> 00:19:29,315
- You're delusional if...
- What are you talking about?
469
00:19:29,350 --> 00:19:30,716
You think that that's...
470
00:19:40,294 --> 00:19:41,293
Dad, what is that?
471
00:19:41,329 --> 00:19:43,028
Josh, leave us alone, please.
472
00:19:43,064 --> 00:19:45,030
- Dad, I don't...
- Get out.
473
00:19:47,568 --> 00:19:49,969
[scoffs] All right, fine.
474
00:19:58,081 --> 00:19:59,614
Where'd you get this?
475
00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,783
Ava left it in the freezer.
476
00:20:04,154 --> 00:20:05,746
Oh, God.
477
00:20:08,136 --> 00:20:09,684
We're gonna find her.
478
00:20:10,153 --> 00:20:12,287
- Nobody has to know.
- Know what?
479
00:20:12,322 --> 00:20:14,582
That you've been cheating
on Mom for 20 years
480
00:20:14,582 --> 00:20:16,716
with a woman named...
What is it? Chanterelle?
481
00:20:17,020 --> 00:20:18,367
I mean, what it that, a mushroom?
482
00:20:18,392 --> 00:20:19,925
Don't you talk to me like that.
483
00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:21,426
Or that you stole the patent
484
00:20:21,461 --> 00:20:23,495
for the Bloom heel from Uncle Joe?
485
00:20:23,530 --> 00:20:25,363
Which part does nobody have to know?
486
00:20:25,399 --> 00:20:27,846
Because according to Ava,
if we try and find her,
487
00:20:27,871 --> 00:20:29,173
all of it comes out.
488
00:20:29,173 --> 00:20:31,003
You know, if she thinks
she can intimidate me
489
00:20:31,028 --> 00:20:32,607
with this bullshit letter, try.
490
00:20:32,607 --> 00:20:33,606
Bring it on!
491
00:20:33,641 --> 00:20:34,974
Really?
492
00:20:35,009 --> 00:20:36,954
Okay, let's do that.
493
00:20:38,679 --> 00:20:40,646
Hey, Mom,
can I come talk to you for a second?
494
00:20:40,681 --> 00:20:42,114
Of course, sweetheart.
495
00:20:42,149 --> 00:20:43,616
Please don't.
496
00:20:44,293 --> 00:20:45,606
Please.
497
00:20:46,190 --> 00:20:48,290
Maybe you and my so-called wife
498
00:20:48,325 --> 00:20:50,878
have more in common
than we thought, huh?
499
00:20:51,295 --> 00:20:52,594
Liar.
500
00:20:52,629 --> 00:20:53,814
Cheat.
501
00:20:54,264 --> 00:20:55,170
Fraud.
502
00:20:55,170 --> 00:20:56,619
You can't talk to me like that.
503
00:20:56,644 --> 00:20:58,750
Yeah, I can.
504
00:21:00,281 --> 00:21:01,547
Tell Mom I'm sick to my stomach
505
00:21:01,582 --> 00:21:02,916
and I went home.
506
00:21:06,452 --> 00:21:08,132
What are you gonna do, Ezra?
507
00:21:08,485 --> 00:21:10,781
I have no idea.
508
00:21:11,097 --> 00:21:13,609
But I'm not working here anymore.
509
00:21:14,023 --> 00:21:15,401
I quit.
510
00:21:16,926 --> 00:21:19,560
♪ Fools in love ♪
511
00:21:19,596 --> 00:21:22,230
[children laughing]
512
00:21:22,265 --> 00:21:27,034
♪ Are there any other kinds ♪
513
00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:29,370
♪ Of lovers? ♪
514
00:21:29,405 --> 00:21:34,208
♪ ♪
515
00:21:34,244 --> 00:21:36,377
Oh! No, don't... no.
516
00:21:36,412 --> 00:21:39,080
♪ Fools in love ♪
517
00:21:39,115 --> 00:21:40,114
♪ ♪
518
00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:42,083
Let me guess.
519
00:21:42,118 --> 00:21:44,118
Sometimes you don't pay for your lunch.
520
00:21:44,154 --> 00:21:46,053
Or maybe you steal
521
00:21:46,089 --> 00:21:48,756
the occasional candy bar or newspaper.
522
00:21:48,792 --> 00:21:50,424
You're a closet rebel.
523
00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:51,659
♪ ♪
524
00:21:51,694 --> 00:21:53,528
[pager beeping]
525
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:55,363
Oh, that's my telepager.
526
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:56,998
I got to call the office.
527
00:21:57,033 --> 00:21:59,433
♪ Everything you know now ♪
528
00:21:59,469 --> 00:22:04,739
♪ Everything you do,
you do it for your baby love ♪
529
00:22:04,774 --> 00:22:07,041
♪ Your baby love ♪
530
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:09,844
[phone buzzing]
531
00:22:09,879 --> 00:22:12,246
♪ Your baby love ♪
532
00:22:16,124 --> 00:22:17,124
Hello.
533
00:22:17,124 --> 00:22:18,129
We're on.
534
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:19,293
Already?
535
00:22:19,293 --> 00:22:20,626
You have a problem with that?
536
00:22:20,661 --> 00:22:22,795
No. No, it's fine.
537
00:22:22,830 --> 00:22:24,391
Tuesday.
538
00:22:25,418 --> 00:22:26,617
Tuesday. Got it.
539
00:22:26,642 --> 00:22:27,896
I'm sending the location now.
540
00:22:27,921 --> 00:22:28,918
Okay.
541
00:22:31,279 --> 00:22:33,747
[phone buzzes]
542
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,268
[people cheering]
543
00:22:50,304 --> 00:22:53,872
[music playing]
544
00:22:57,422 --> 00:22:58,387
[knocking]
545
00:22:58,423 --> 00:23:00,089
Ezra! Hey!
546
00:23:00,124 --> 00:23:01,157
It's me.
547
00:23:01,192 --> 00:23:02,258
How are you?
548
00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:03,826
That was a dumb question. Sorry.
549
00:23:03,861 --> 00:23:06,504
I... I brought you
some groceries and a plant.
550
00:23:06,529 --> 00:23:07,899
I don't know. It... do you...
551
00:23:07,899 --> 00:23:09,298
Oh, should I meet you over here? Okay.
552
00:23:10,758 --> 00:23:12,124
- Hey.
- Perfect timing.
553
00:23:12,159 --> 00:23:13,792
- I brought some groceries.
- Great. Come in.
554
00:23:13,828 --> 00:23:15,409
Oh, you want to leave them here?
555
00:23:15,434 --> 00:23:16,587
Come on.
556
00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:18,573
Oh, wow. Oh...
557
00:23:18,573 --> 00:23:19,552
Check this out. Hmm?
558
00:23:19,552 --> 00:23:21,152
What?
559
00:23:21,187 --> 00:23:23,630
How weird is that?
560
00:23:24,369 --> 00:23:25,401
What's weird?
561
00:23:25,437 --> 00:23:26,869
Is that the interaction
562
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,398
of two people who don't know each other?
563
00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:31,222
Ava gone, and Katherine gone.
564
00:23:31,310 --> 00:23:33,310
And Mr. Ellis is dead.
565
00:23:33,346 --> 00:23:34,179
Or is he?
566
00:23:34,179 --> 00:23:36,068
No, he's dead. He had a heart attack.
567
00:23:36,093 --> 00:23:37,893
Oh, did anybody see a death certificate?
568
00:23:37,928 --> 00:23:38,715
I don't know.
569
00:23:38,715 --> 00:23:40,549
Nothing is as it seems. Nothing.
570
00:23:40,584 --> 00:23:43,012
I mean, what if Aunt Katherine's
really married to Mr. Ellis?
571
00:23:43,037 --> 00:23:43,822
What?
572
00:23:43,822 --> 00:23:45,722
And they were controlling Ava somehow.
573
00:23:45,757 --> 00:23:47,723
And Mr. Ellis stole the information
574
00:23:47,748 --> 00:23:48,777
on the company and Dad...
575
00:23:48,777 --> 00:23:49,810
What kind of information?
576
00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:51,845
Oh, I... I don't know.
577
00:23:52,163 --> 00:23:54,096
Come on; why else would she do it?
578
00:23:54,131 --> 00:23:56,008
I mean, why would she leave?
579
00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:58,066
Money? We had money.
580
00:23:58,102 --> 00:23:59,645
You know, my wife is gone!
581
00:23:59,645 --> 00:24:00,977
She's gone.
582
00:24:01,013 --> 00:24:03,013
I'm sorry, Ez.
583
00:24:03,345 --> 00:24:06,646
I feel like sometimes people
just fall out of love.
584
00:24:06,682 --> 00:24:07,920
You know?
585
00:24:07,920 --> 00:24:10,787
And they do dramatic things,
especially Europeans.
586
00:24:12,925 --> 00:24:15,398
Listen, why don't I clean this place up
587
00:24:15,423 --> 00:24:17,021
a little bit for you?
588
00:24:17,021 --> 00:24:20,367
Or, you know, I could just call
the hazmat team in to do it.
589
00:24:23,365 --> 00:24:26,010
Look, I think that you just
need to get in the shower
590
00:24:26,010 --> 00:24:27,943
and get out of here for a few hours.
591
00:24:27,978 --> 00:24:29,807
So what do you say we just go to dinner
592
00:24:29,832 --> 00:24:32,211
and get a bottle of wine,
have a good cry,
593
00:24:32,211 --> 00:24:34,078
just us girls?
594
00:24:35,581 --> 00:24:37,381
Come on. Get in the shower.
595
00:24:43,789 --> 00:24:45,156
Hey, you know, I think Josh...
596
00:24:45,191 --> 00:24:46,891
Shower.
597
00:24:46,926 --> 00:24:48,325
All right.
598
00:24:48,361 --> 00:24:50,561
Ew. So gross.
599
00:24:50,596 --> 00:24:52,129
[jazz music playing]
600
00:24:52,165 --> 00:24:54,899
Ezra, this restaurant you brought us to,
601
00:24:54,934 --> 00:24:56,387
is this the same French restaurant
602
00:24:56,387 --> 00:24:58,312
that Ava used to work at?
603
00:24:59,279 --> 00:25:00,831
I'm sorry.
604
00:25:01,579 --> 00:25:03,379
No, it's okay. It's okay.
605
00:25:03,415 --> 00:25:05,639
Maybe it's like...
It's like a boil, you know.
606
00:25:05,639 --> 00:25:08,134
You got to just bring it
to the head and pop it
607
00:25:08,159 --> 00:25:10,813
and get all that Ava pus out of there.
608
00:25:11,295 --> 00:25:13,855
I'm sorry. That was kind of gross.
609
00:25:14,532 --> 00:25:15,898
Why don't you just tell me
610
00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,466
about the first night you guys met?
611
00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:18,830
Like, who were you with?
612
00:25:19,303 --> 00:25:20,295
No one.
613
00:25:20,295 --> 00:25:22,975
I used to come here by myself,
bring a book,
614
00:25:22,975 --> 00:25:23,946
and, for a few hours,
615
00:25:23,946 --> 00:25:26,013
imagine I was finally living in Paris.
616
00:25:26,048 --> 00:25:27,460
You wanted to live in Paris?
617
00:25:27,485 --> 00:25:28,966
Oh, yeah, I...
618
00:25:29,735 --> 00:25:31,315
I always thought that after college,
619
00:25:31,315 --> 00:25:33,702
I'd travel through Europe,
end up in Paris,
620
00:25:33,702 --> 00:25:35,001
and be a writer.
621
00:25:35,399 --> 00:25:37,318
You know, standard fantasy fare.
622
00:25:37,318 --> 00:25:39,118
No, I think that's amazing.
623
00:25:39,153 --> 00:25:40,653
Did you ever go?
624
00:25:40,959 --> 00:25:43,059
No, I, um...
625
00:25:43,095 --> 00:25:45,528
I was working for my folks
to save up some travel money
626
00:25:45,564 --> 00:25:47,630
when Josh crashed his stupid car.
627
00:25:47,666 --> 00:25:50,700
So I stayed on to help
for a couple of months,
628
00:25:50,736 --> 00:25:52,302
which turned into a couple years,
629
00:25:52,337 --> 00:25:54,104
which lasted forever.
630
00:25:54,139 --> 00:25:56,086
Until I met Ava.
631
00:25:56,977 --> 00:26:00,345
And then she kind of
became Paris for me.
632
00:26:02,249 --> 00:26:03,740
D-does that make sense?
633
00:26:04,018 --> 00:26:05,516
Excusez-moi.
634
00:26:07,818 --> 00:26:10,518
I'm sorry to interrupt your reverie.
635
00:26:10,554 --> 00:26:11,820
My reverie?
636
00:26:11,855 --> 00:26:13,722
No, no, that's all right.
637
00:26:17,127 --> 00:26:20,061
Mon Dieu, I think you are staring at me.
638
00:26:20,097 --> 00:26:21,463
Sorry, I...
639
00:26:21,498 --> 00:26:23,231
May I bring you some wine?
640
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:24,768
Wine? Yeah.
641
00:26:24,793 --> 00:26:27,047
Sorry, I usually order the, um...
642
00:26:28,764 --> 00:26:29,413
Maybe...
643
00:26:29,413 --> 00:26:30,612
Why don't I choose one for you?
644
00:26:30,647 --> 00:26:32,981
That would be amazing. Thank you.
645
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:35,459
Okay.
646
00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:40,010
Now you're staring at me.
647
00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:43,007
You have a very kind face.
648
00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:46,570
[French music playing]
649
00:26:46,605 --> 00:26:48,505
That's actually the first
thing that I thought
650
00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,012
when I met you too.
651
00:26:50,409 --> 00:26:52,376
The kind face.
652
00:26:53,545 --> 00:26:55,826
So did you ask her out that night, or...
653
00:26:55,851 --> 00:26:57,036
Oh, yeah, right.
654
00:26:57,036 --> 00:26:58,769
I... I came back four nights in a row.
655
00:26:58,805 --> 00:27:00,571
- [laughs] No.
- Yeah.
656
00:27:01,151 --> 00:27:02,264
It became kind of a joke
657
00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:04,556
when I'd arrive every
night at the same table.
658
00:27:04,591 --> 00:27:29,347
♪ ♪
659
00:27:42,074 --> 00:27:43,132
Pathetic.
660
00:27:43,472 --> 00:27:44,972
I'm sorry. I'm just so...
661
00:27:45,007 --> 00:27:47,308
- No, it's okay.
- No, it's not!
662
00:27:47,343 --> 00:27:50,244
Screw Ava, and screw Paris too.
663
00:27:50,279 --> 00:27:51,378
I... I'm such a fool.
664
00:27:51,414 --> 00:27:52,573
I've wasted my life
665
00:27:52,573 --> 00:27:54,099
thinking about when I'd get to Paris
666
00:27:54,124 --> 00:27:56,057
or when I quit my job
or when I marry Ava.
667
00:27:56,093 --> 00:27:57,192
It's pathetic!
668
00:27:59,096 --> 00:28:01,129
I have an idea.
669
00:28:01,165 --> 00:28:05,138
What if we just get totally hammered?
670
00:28:06,129 --> 00:28:07,161
Yeah.
671
00:28:07,196 --> 00:28:08,363
- Right?
- Yeah, I see.
672
00:28:08,363 --> 00:28:09,396
Yeah, let's get really, really hammered.
673
00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:10,929
What are we waiting for? Cheers.
674
00:28:10,964 --> 00:28:12,599
[laughs] Okay.
675
00:28:16,647 --> 00:28:17,874
They don't care.
676
00:28:17,874 --> 00:28:19,240
They don't even know they brought it.
677
00:28:19,275 --> 00:28:20,241
It's not even raining outside.
678
00:28:20,276 --> 00:28:22,268
Hey. Come here.
679
00:28:26,516 --> 00:28:29,483
[sultry music]
680
00:28:29,519 --> 00:28:32,286
♪ ♪
681
00:28:32,321 --> 00:28:34,154
[laughs]
682
00:28:43,232 --> 00:28:44,999
What? What's the matter?
683
00:28:45,034 --> 00:28:46,934
Is this okay? Am I... is this good?
684
00:28:46,969 --> 00:28:48,302
No, yeah. No, no, it's not you.
685
00:28:48,337 --> 00:28:49,303
Are you sure?
686
00:28:49,338 --> 00:28:50,789
- Ye...
- What is it?
687
00:28:50,789 --> 00:28:51,921
Nothing. It's like...
688
00:28:51,957 --> 00:28:53,289
- You can tell me.
- No, it's...
689
00:28:53,325 --> 00:28:54,491
Is it really kinky? Is it weird?
690
00:28:54,526 --> 00:28:56,259
You can tell me. What is it?
691
00:28:56,294 --> 00:28:59,596
You know, maybe if you,
you know, talk with an accent.
692
00:29:01,066 --> 00:29:02,265
Okay, yeah.
693
00:29:02,300 --> 00:29:03,333
- Yeah.
- Yes.
694
00:29:03,368 --> 00:29:04,868
I mean, oui.
695
00:29:04,903 --> 00:29:06,202
Oui, baby.
696
00:29:06,238 --> 00:29:07,637
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
697
00:29:07,672 --> 00:29:09,439
We like zat.
698
00:29:09,474 --> 00:29:11,274
- You are so strong.
- Yeah, that's good.
699
00:29:11,309 --> 00:29:12,575
And you make me feel so short.
700
00:29:12,611 --> 00:29:14,811
Ooh, actually, that's a bit too French.
701
00:29:14,846 --> 00:29:17,647
- The Belgian accent's softer.
- Okay.
702
00:29:17,682 --> 00:29:18,648
- Breathier.
- Okay.
703
00:29:18,683 --> 00:29:20,258
Did you see "In Bruges"?
704
00:29:20,283 --> 00:29:21,349
Uh, no, but I got this, yeah.
705
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,151
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
706
00:29:24,454 --> 00:29:25,920
[with accent] I have been wanting you.
707
00:29:25,955 --> 00:29:27,288
Now talk a little dirty.
708
00:29:27,323 --> 00:29:28,656
Just do it with the accent.
709
00:29:28,692 --> 00:29:31,926
Okay, um, I've... I want you
710
00:29:31,961 --> 00:29:34,348
to take me in ze butt.
711
00:29:34,373 --> 00:29:36,873
What? No, she wasn't into that.
712
00:29:36,908 --> 00:29:38,241
- I'm not into that.
- Neither am I.
713
00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:39,576
I'm not into that.
I was just saying that...
714
00:29:39,611 --> 00:29:40,710
I thought you... I was just trying to...
715
00:29:40,746 --> 00:29:41,945
Oh, my God, Jesus.
716
00:29:41,980 --> 00:29:43,146
No, I'm sorry. No, I know.
717
00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:44,396
- Oh, my God.
- Um...
718
00:29:45,650 --> 00:29:47,764
Hey, d-do you want to keep going?
719
00:29:51,423 --> 00:29:54,732
Do you want to... make love to me?
720
00:30:00,192 --> 00:30:01,558
Hey, hey...
721
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:08,382
[door closes]
722
00:30:14,953 --> 00:30:16,597
Sorry. Am I late?
723
00:30:17,230 --> 00:30:19,236
Always, darling. Part of your charm.
724
00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:20,521
Take a look at this.
725
00:30:20,521 --> 00:30:23,989
1968 Faure Regent. It's a classic.
726
00:30:24,025 --> 00:30:25,986
A present to myself from myself
727
00:30:26,011 --> 00:30:27,726
for dealing with the
Blooms for six months.
728
00:30:27,726 --> 00:30:29,693
Mm. Beautiful.
729
00:30:29,728 --> 00:30:30,760
Very nice.
730
00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:32,696
Uh, uh, uh. Thank you.
731
00:30:33,926 --> 00:30:35,392
Now, where are we headed?
732
00:30:35,427 --> 00:30:38,395
[light instrumental music]
733
00:30:38,430 --> 00:30:45,335
♪ ♪
734
00:30:46,823 --> 00:30:48,645
We're going to Seattle.
735
00:30:48,645 --> 00:30:49,811
Nice.
736
00:30:49,846 --> 00:30:51,246
Meet Gary Heller,
737
00:30:51,281 --> 00:30:53,948
managing director of the
Pacific Bank & Trust.
738
00:30:53,984 --> 00:30:55,517
It's the largest bank in the city.
739
00:30:55,552 --> 00:30:57,519
His fiancée left him two years ago
740
00:30:57,554 --> 00:30:59,521
for a pool guy.
741
00:30:59,556 --> 00:31:00,622
[laughs]
742
00:31:00,657 --> 00:31:02,023
Oh, wow.
743
00:31:02,058 --> 00:31:03,145
Real looker.
744
00:31:03,145 --> 00:31:03,992
Let's see.
745
00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:06,259
Okay, all right. Are you kidding me?
746
00:31:06,284 --> 00:31:08,898
I'm supposed to fall
in love with this guy?
747
00:31:08,923 --> 00:31:10,602
Hey, don't shoot the messenger, okay?
748
00:31:10,602 --> 00:31:13,302
The Doctor picks 'em,
and we take 'em down.
749
00:31:13,338 --> 00:31:15,288
And our new names, oh.
750
00:31:15,540 --> 00:31:17,006
Florence Burns.
751
00:31:17,042 --> 00:31:18,722
Oh! I'm guessing that's me.
752
00:31:18,747 --> 00:31:20,446
No, actually. It's me.
753
00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:22,279
- [laughs]
- Jesus Christ.
754
00:31:22,315 --> 00:31:24,715
Is he serious? "Florence"?
755
00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:26,117
Why would the Doctor
give me a name like that?
756
00:31:26,144 --> 00:31:27,834
Maybe he's punishing you.
757
00:31:27,867 --> 00:31:28,854
"Punishing."
758
00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:30,320
We took the Blooms for a million four.
759
00:31:30,356 --> 00:31:32,480
That's, like, what,
one of our five top scores?
760
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:33,479
You know what?
761
00:31:33,479 --> 00:31:35,333
He keeps giving us all these bad marks.
762
00:31:35,358 --> 00:31:37,230
Then he gets to keep 70% of the money.
763
00:31:37,230 --> 00:31:40,146
I mean, why don't we just
pick our own mark this time?
764
00:31:40,171 --> 00:31:41,504
You know that's not
how it works. Come on.
765
00:31:41,539 --> 00:31:42,443
I'm serious.
766
00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:44,143
Screw the Doctor. Let's just go rogue.
767
00:31:44,178 --> 00:31:46,137
You want us to end up in a goddamn hole?
768
00:31:46,692 --> 00:31:47,724
Do you?
769
00:31:48,713 --> 00:31:50,190
Lighten up.
770
00:31:50,190 --> 00:31:52,340
I was just kidding around.
771
00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:54,075
All right, what's my name?
772
00:31:54,110 --> 00:31:56,310
Saffron Keyes.
773
00:31:56,346 --> 00:31:59,177
Sally, you're going to be
Vivian Sternwood.
774
00:31:59,177 --> 00:32:01,311
Very Raymond Chandler. I like it.
775
00:32:01,346 --> 00:32:02,228
[whistles]
776
00:32:02,228 --> 00:32:05,242
This guy has put away
a shitload of savings.
777
00:32:05,267 --> 00:32:07,100
You know, it says
his housekeeper just quit,
778
00:32:07,135 --> 00:32:08,368
moved to Sacramento.
779
00:32:08,403 --> 00:32:09,769
Maybe that's my play.
780
00:32:09,804 --> 00:32:11,271
This guy would fall for a slug
781
00:32:11,306 --> 00:32:14,107
if it was wearing a
dress and a push-up bra.
782
00:32:14,590 --> 00:32:16,910
I'm gonna make this one fun for myself.
783
00:32:20,148 --> 00:32:21,214
Okay.
784
00:32:21,249 --> 00:32:23,116
See you in the game, guys.
785
00:32:23,151 --> 00:32:24,284
See you in the game.
786
00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:26,219
In the game.
787
00:32:34,615 --> 00:32:36,344
And by the power invested in me
788
00:32:36,344 --> 00:32:37,677
by the State of Indiana,
789
00:32:37,677 --> 00:32:41,748
I now pronounce you husband and wife...
790
00:32:41,773 --> 00:32:45,048
both: Till death do you part.
791
00:32:46,924 --> 00:32:48,165
[stomps]
792
00:32:48,165 --> 00:32:52,067
Mazel tov! You may kiss the bride.
793
00:32:52,067 --> 00:32:54,647
♪ And everybody knows ♪
794
00:32:54,647 --> 00:32:58,683
♪ Love is not enough ♪
795
00:32:58,718 --> 00:33:00,524
♪ ♪
796
00:33:01,357 --> 00:33:02,332
Screw it.
797
00:33:02,367 --> 00:33:07,137
[plodding, upbeat music]
798
00:33:07,293 --> 00:33:09,226
♪ They say she has... ♪y ♪
799
00:33:09,261 --> 00:33:12,296
Please shut the oven door
before selecting temperature.
800
00:33:12,431 --> 00:33:15,732
Please shut the oven door
before selecting temperature.
801
00:33:15,768 --> 00:33:16,867
Please shut the oven door...
802
00:33:16,902 --> 00:33:18,969
[crying loudly]
803
00:33:19,004 --> 00:33:21,705
♪ ♪
804
00:33:21,740 --> 00:33:23,907
♪ Now it's killing me ♪
805
00:33:23,943 --> 00:33:26,343
Around and around
806
00:33:26,378 --> 00:33:30,881
and then into the hole.
807
00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:34,184
♪ Baby, what you're leaving for ♪
808
00:33:34,220 --> 00:33:36,820
- ♪ She said I'm leavin' for good ♪
- _
809
00:33:37,952 --> 00:33:40,421
♪ I should have ♪
810
00:33:40,421 --> 00:33:42,754
_
811
00:33:42,790 --> 00:33:44,235
_
812
00:33:44,235 --> 00:33:45,901
_
813
00:33:45,937 --> 00:33:48,270
_
814
00:33:48,306 --> 00:33:51,273
[continues in German]
815
00:33:54,161 --> 00:33:58,507
_
816
00:33:59,150 --> 00:34:03,137
♪ She said she loved me ♪
♪ Then she went away ♪
817
00:34:06,124 --> 00:34:07,655
[chair creaking]
818
00:34:08,363 --> 00:34:10,296
[pounding at door]
819
00:34:10,332 --> 00:34:11,664
♪ ♪
820
00:34:11,700 --> 00:34:13,166
Go away.
821
00:34:13,830 --> 00:34:15,530
I'm killing myself.
822
00:34:15,555 --> 00:34:17,032
Open up!
823
00:34:17,290 --> 00:34:19,724
[pounding continues]
824
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:21,760
FBI. Open up!
825
00:34:21,795 --> 00:34:26,031
♪ ♪
826
00:34:26,066 --> 00:34:27,181
Yes, sir?
827
00:34:27,609 --> 00:34:29,108
FBI.
828
00:34:29,144 --> 00:34:30,310
There's a problem with your wife.
829
00:34:30,345 --> 00:34:32,045
May I come in? Thank you.
830
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,279
Hey, wait a minute.
831
00:34:35,316 --> 00:34:37,116
What the hell's going on in here, buddy?
832
00:34:37,116 --> 00:34:38,048
Huh?
833
00:34:38,084 --> 00:34:41,352
Oh, I was... housework.
834
00:34:43,089 --> 00:34:44,788
Are you Ezra Bloom?
835
00:34:44,824 --> 00:34:46,323
I am, yes.
836
00:34:46,359 --> 00:34:48,259
Married to Ava Bloom?
837
00:34:48,294 --> 00:34:51,095
Well, uh... yeah.
838
00:34:51,474 --> 00:34:52,934
You don't sound exactly sure.
839
00:34:52,934 --> 00:34:55,950
Are we talking about this...
840
00:34:55,950 --> 00:34:57,222
- Yeah.
- Ava Bloom?
841
00:34:57,222 --> 00:34:58,132
Yeah, that's her.
842
00:34:58,132 --> 00:34:59,562
Oh, my God, is she dead?
843
00:34:59,587 --> 00:35:00,820
What? No, no.
844
00:35:00,855 --> 00:35:02,121
I need to know exactly where she is.
845
00:35:02,157 --> 00:35:03,456
Immediately.
846
00:35:04,383 --> 00:35:06,345
She... she left me, okay?
847
00:35:06,734 --> 00:35:08,133
All right? She's gone.
848
00:35:08,168 --> 00:35:09,445
She took everything.
849
00:35:09,445 --> 00:35:10,970
Shit!
850
00:35:16,697 --> 00:35:18,210
When did she leave?
851
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:20,602
A month ago.
852
00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:22,066
Who the hell are you?
853
00:35:22,101 --> 00:35:23,701
Federal Burrow of Investigation.
854
00:35:23,736 --> 00:35:24,702
Did she leave a-a video,
855
00:35:24,737 --> 00:35:26,537
a kind of website video thing?
856
00:35:26,572 --> 00:35:27,672
Did you say "Burrow"?
857
00:35:27,707 --> 00:35:28,890
I need to see the video.
858
00:35:28,890 --> 00:35:29,756
Let me see that badge again.
859
00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:31,300
I need you to listen to me.
860
00:35:31,393 --> 00:35:32,459
I need to see the video...
861
00:35:32,494 --> 00:35:33,894
You're not FBI.
862
00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:35,239
Where is she?
863
00:35:35,239 --> 00:35:37,706
Let me see the video. You hear me?
864
00:35:37,741 --> 00:35:38,698
- Where is she?
- I don't know.
865
00:35:38,698 --> 00:35:40,030
- Where is she?
- Not my face!
866
00:35:40,066 --> 00:35:41,799
Where is she? You know where she is!
867
00:35:41,834 --> 00:35:43,000
Oh!
868
00:35:43,035 --> 00:35:44,869
Oh! Where is she?
869
00:35:44,904 --> 00:35:46,403
Calm down. I said calm...
870
00:35:46,439 --> 00:35:47,671
Stop! Stop!
871
00:35:47,707 --> 00:35:49,340
Stop it, man! Stop!
872
00:35:49,375 --> 00:35:51,642
- Stop.
- Who are you?
873
00:35:51,677 --> 00:35:53,737
I am her husband.
874
00:35:54,712 --> 00:35:56,478
Yes, that's right, asshole.
875
00:35:56,513 --> 00:35:57,685
Just like you.
876
00:35:58,838 --> 00:36:00,547
She is my wife.
877
00:36:00,547 --> 00:36:03,048
We married the same woman,
and she took us both.
878
00:36:10,891 --> 00:36:13,558
That stupid bitch totally rui...
879
00:36:15,595 --> 00:36:17,388
Don't call her that.
880
00:36:17,998 --> 00:36:20,932
[laidback upbeat music]
881
00:36:20,967 --> 00:36:27,872
♪ ♪
882
00:36:29,643 --> 00:36:32,043
[clears throat]
883
00:36:32,853 --> 00:36:33,837
Good afternoon.
884
00:36:33,837 --> 00:36:34,803
Hi.
885
00:36:34,838 --> 00:36:37,568
I'm here to inquire
about the executive assistant job.
886
00:36:37,568 --> 00:36:39,501
Call him back,
and tell him exactly this.
887
00:36:39,536 --> 00:36:42,938
I don't care if he has to wheel
his hospital bed to his desk.
888
00:36:42,973 --> 00:36:45,237
He is out of sick days!
889
00:36:45,300 --> 00:36:48,267
He comes in today,
or he never comes back!
890
00:36:48,303 --> 00:36:49,435
That's him.
891
00:36:49,470 --> 00:36:51,197
[chuckles]
892
00:36:51,806 --> 00:36:53,372
Bet his bark is worse than his bite.
893
00:36:53,408 --> 00:36:56,742
That's what the last two girls said.
894
00:36:57,812 --> 00:37:00,279
Thank you.
895
00:37:00,315 --> 00:37:01,747
[sighs]
896
00:37:02,027 --> 00:37:03,897
You know, the messed-up thing is,
897
00:37:04,262 --> 00:37:06,147
I wasn't even lonely.
898
00:37:06,809 --> 00:37:09,346
I mean, I was an all-county quarterback.
899
00:37:10,012 --> 00:37:11,323
That's big-time.
900
00:37:11,614 --> 00:37:13,847
And they put my name up
on the car dealership,
901
00:37:13,883 --> 00:37:15,521
and I was set up, man.
902
00:37:15,809 --> 00:37:18,576
Good money, good women.
903
00:37:18,904 --> 00:37:20,322
Great women.
904
00:37:21,857 --> 00:37:24,503
Then one day,
this kind of hot older lady
905
00:37:24,528 --> 00:37:25,621
comes into the office
906
00:37:25,621 --> 00:37:27,588
looking for a lease on the new Terminus.
907
00:37:27,623 --> 00:37:29,723
Dynamite little hybrid car.
908
00:37:30,321 --> 00:37:31,920
Usually, I don't do test drives,
909
00:37:31,955 --> 00:37:33,728
but her niece was with her, and...
910
00:37:34,792 --> 00:37:35,797
Wow, man.
911
00:37:35,996 --> 00:37:39,446
So beautiful and smart
912
00:37:40,436 --> 00:37:42,264
and had all these awesome...
913
00:37:43,170 --> 00:37:44,750
words.
914
00:37:46,250 --> 00:37:48,616
And she totally dug me.
915
00:37:48,853 --> 00:37:51,293
Even though she was this super-cultured
916
00:37:51,318 --> 00:37:52,451
New Yorker chick...
917
00:37:52,486 --> 00:37:53,273
New York?
918
00:37:53,754 --> 00:37:56,020
You mean she wasn't
from another country?
919
00:37:56,020 --> 00:37:57,906
No, my friend,
she was from another world.
920
00:37:58,064 --> 00:38:01,107
Upper East Side Manhattan,
Sarah friggin' Lawrence.
921
00:38:01,132 --> 00:38:02,458
World-class.
922
00:38:03,534 --> 00:38:06,235
So I put the aunt in that
sweet little Terminus.
923
00:38:06,270 --> 00:38:08,070
I took Alice out to
dinner the next night.
924
00:38:08,105 --> 00:38:10,292
And four months later, I married her.
925
00:38:11,127 --> 00:38:12,439
My buddies said
926
00:38:12,439 --> 00:38:14,697
it was the best thing
that ever happened to me,
927
00:38:15,430 --> 00:38:17,360
and, you know, it probably was...
928
00:38:19,169 --> 00:38:20,534
until it wasn't.
929
00:38:20,534 --> 00:38:21,750
[clears throat]
930
00:38:21,902 --> 00:38:24,736
Anyway, I just spiraled, man.
931
00:38:24,772 --> 00:38:26,514
The whole freaking town knew.
932
00:38:26,539 --> 00:38:27,872
I stopped going to the gym.
933
00:38:27,907 --> 00:38:29,204
I stopped working out.
934
00:38:29,204 --> 00:38:31,404
They took my name down off
the dealership so fast,
935
00:38:31,429 --> 00:38:33,062
it made my head spin.
936
00:38:33,097 --> 00:38:35,164
I tried to drown my sorrows in...
937
00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:37,126
Booze and a lot of crying.
938
00:38:38,369 --> 00:38:41,604
No, I'd just screw just about
every housewife or waitress
939
00:38:41,639 --> 00:38:43,172
who ever slipped me her number.
940
00:38:43,208 --> 00:38:44,473
Woke up one morning.
941
00:38:44,509 --> 00:38:46,709
My junk's all beat up.
942
00:38:46,744 --> 00:38:48,344
I was like, "Come on, Richie.
943
00:38:48,379 --> 00:38:50,480
This isn't you, man."
944
00:38:51,354 --> 00:38:52,891
And I decided right then and there
945
00:38:52,891 --> 00:38:55,581
that I was gonna find Alice myself.
946
00:38:55,794 --> 00:38:58,148
Okay, so...
947
00:38:59,138 --> 00:39:01,706
Ava pretends to be
948
00:39:01,731 --> 00:39:04,046
this classy girl
from New York City, and...
949
00:39:04,046 --> 00:39:06,179
Stop. Ava doesn't exist, okay?
950
00:39:06,215 --> 00:39:08,582
Alice probably doesn't exist either.
951
00:39:08,617 --> 00:39:10,117
She's a con artist, and so is her aunt.
952
00:39:10,152 --> 00:39:11,785
No, I see how it looks like that,
953
00:39:11,820 --> 00:39:14,521
but our... our marriage,
the way we were with each other...
954
00:39:14,556 --> 00:39:16,056
What? She completed you?
955
00:39:16,091 --> 00:39:17,858
She made you feel whole?
956
00:39:17,893 --> 00:39:19,860
Yeah, well, I could have been,
like, a senator
957
00:39:19,895 --> 00:39:21,590
or a philanthropist or something
958
00:39:21,615 --> 00:39:23,181
with her on my arm.
959
00:39:29,089 --> 00:39:31,802
Do you have a picture of... Alice?
960
00:39:38,512 --> 00:39:41,399
And now she's out there, somewhere,
961
00:39:41,435 --> 00:39:42,601
probably working some new guy,
962
00:39:42,636 --> 00:39:44,736
looking like some new chick.
963
00:39:46,673 --> 00:39:49,196
What do you know about
facial recognition software?
964
00:39:49,196 --> 00:39:50,762
Like "Mission: Impossible III"?
965
00:39:50,797 --> 00:39:51,678
What? No.
966
00:39:51,678 --> 00:39:53,840
Like iPhoto but, you know, much bigger.
967
00:39:53,885 --> 00:39:55,529
Oh, yeah, no, I'm a PC guy.
968
00:39:55,529 --> 00:39:57,929
Okay, um, how much money do you have?
969
00:39:57,965 --> 00:39:59,464
I don't know. Maybe 300 bucks?
970
00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,770
I have five.
971
00:40:01,331 --> 00:40:03,264
And this watch and your watch?
972
00:40:03,300 --> 00:40:05,166
Come on. Let's go.
973
00:40:05,201 --> 00:40:06,293
What?
974
00:40:06,543 --> 00:40:08,843
No, man, I love this watch.
975
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,003
Come on!
976
00:40:21,033 --> 00:40:22,434
[sighs]
977
00:40:22,469 --> 00:40:24,102
Hey.
978
00:40:24,137 --> 00:40:25,537
I'm just gonna put these in the car.
979
00:40:25,572 --> 00:40:26,571
- Okay.
- Be good.
980
00:40:26,606 --> 00:40:28,039
Yup.
981
00:40:28,075 --> 00:40:29,707
- Oh, not right now.
- Give me a bite.
982
00:40:29,743 --> 00:40:31,109
- No!
- But I'm asking nicely.
983
00:40:31,144 --> 00:40:32,844
- Too bad.
- I want a lick!
984
00:40:32,879 --> 00:40:33,845
- No.
- Just a lick.
985
00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,280
It's mine.
986
00:40:35,315 --> 00:40:36,915
I keep thinking I want kids.
987
00:40:36,950 --> 00:40:38,750
Mom, he hit me in the face!
988
00:40:38,793 --> 00:40:40,877
Evan, that's it. No, you're done.
989
00:40:40,902 --> 00:40:42,714
- What?
- The entire weekend.
990
00:40:42,714 --> 00:40:44,280
- It's mine!
- Get in the goddamn car.
991
00:40:44,316 --> 00:40:45,615
- What the...
- I don't know.
992
00:40:45,650 --> 00:40:47,483
I find that inspiring.
993
00:40:47,885 --> 00:40:49,201
I'm sorry. Inspiring?
994
00:40:49,201 --> 00:40:51,101
Oh, yeah,
that little girl has potential.
995
00:40:51,137 --> 00:40:52,736
If I were her mother,
I'd give her a prize.
996
00:40:52,772 --> 00:40:54,632
For being manipulative?
997
00:40:55,107 --> 00:40:57,358
For taking care of herself.
998
00:40:57,710 --> 00:41:00,444
Most girls take a long time
to learn a trick like that.
999
00:41:00,479 --> 00:41:01,260
Huh.
1000
00:41:02,195 --> 00:41:03,895
Well, that's not very feminist of you,
1001
00:41:03,930 --> 00:41:05,121
but okay.
1002
00:41:05,190 --> 00:41:06,790
I don't agree at all.
1003
00:41:07,137 --> 00:41:10,238
And are you really talking
to me about feminism?
1004
00:41:10,274 --> 00:41:11,840
We just met.
1005
00:41:11,875 --> 00:41:13,041
[chuckles]
1006
00:41:13,077 --> 00:41:14,376
You're right. You're right.
1007
00:41:14,411 --> 00:41:15,535
I'm sorry. My bad.
1008
00:41:16,213 --> 00:41:17,268
You're forgiven.
1009
00:41:17,268 --> 00:41:19,451
Good. Name's Patrick, by the way.
1010
00:41:19,670 --> 00:41:21,203
Saffron.
1011
00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,339
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
1012
00:41:23,374 --> 00:41:24,940
[laughs]
1013
00:41:24,976 --> 00:41:28,110
Okay, I, uh, better get going.
1014
00:41:28,145 --> 00:41:29,735
I'm applying for a big job today.
1015
00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:31,410
Wish me luck.
1016
00:41:31,410 --> 00:41:35,111
Well, you don't seem like
you need much luck, but...
1017
00:41:36,115 --> 00:41:36,966
good luck.
1018
00:41:36,966 --> 00:41:37,764
Thank you.
1019
00:41:37,897 --> 00:41:39,463
No work for you today?
1020
00:41:39,498 --> 00:41:42,271
No, no, no work for me ever.
1021
00:41:42,271 --> 00:41:44,148
Well, at least until I figure out
1022
00:41:44,173 --> 00:41:45,539
what I want to do next.
1023
00:41:45,575 --> 00:41:47,776
Problems of the idle rich, I guess.
1024
00:41:47,776 --> 00:41:49,266
Yeah, something like that.
1025
00:41:51,278 --> 00:41:52,341
Take it easy.
1026
00:41:52,341 --> 00:41:53,874
All right, you too.
1027
00:41:56,312 --> 00:41:58,512
I can't believe you made me sell that.
1028
00:41:58,547 --> 00:42:00,113
That watch was good luck, man.
1029
00:42:00,149 --> 00:42:01,982
My high school girlfriend's
mom gave it to me...
1030
00:42:02,017 --> 00:42:03,750
You want to find Ava or not?
1031
00:42:03,786 --> 00:42:06,453
Alice. Yes, duh.
1032
00:42:06,488 --> 00:42:08,355
Then it's a necessary sacrifice.
1033
00:42:08,390 --> 00:42:09,389
[sighs]
1034
00:42:13,028 --> 00:42:16,230
So the initial fee for
the facial match is...
1035
00:42:16,265 --> 00:42:18,232
It's 1,000 American dollars.
1036
00:42:18,267 --> 00:42:20,000
Whoo! Yowza.
1037
00:42:20,035 --> 00:42:22,769
Will you throw in these
binoculars for that?
1038
00:42:22,805 --> 00:42:24,304
Put that down.
1039
00:42:29,578 --> 00:42:31,078
How long do you think it'll take?
1040
00:42:31,113 --> 00:42:33,180
An hour, a day, a month.
1041
00:42:33,215 --> 00:42:34,681
Depends.
1042
00:42:34,717 --> 00:42:36,818
Leave me your number. I'll be in touch.
1043
00:42:39,088 --> 00:42:42,055
[machine whirring]
1044
00:42:53,702 --> 00:42:56,870
♪ Waking up, and the bed was made ♪
1045
00:42:56,915 --> 00:43:00,317
♪ ♪
1046
00:43:00,342 --> 00:43:04,745
♪ No one looked me in the eye ♪
1047
00:43:04,780 --> 00:43:07,581
♪ ♪
1048
00:43:08,073 --> 00:43:09,673
♪ The more I tried ♪
1049
00:43:09,708 --> 00:43:11,441
♪ ♪
1050
00:43:11,477 --> 00:43:14,344
♪ The more I cried ♪
1051
00:43:14,379 --> 00:43:15,779
[grunting]
1052
00:43:15,814 --> 00:43:18,014
Could you maybe just stop?
1053
00:43:18,050 --> 00:43:20,317
Need to stay in shape.
1054
00:43:20,352 --> 00:43:21,952
Need to stay strong
1055
00:43:21,987 --> 00:43:23,814
while we wait.
1056
00:43:32,397 --> 00:43:35,732
♪ Say you love me ♪
1057
00:43:35,768 --> 00:43:39,002
♪ Say you love me ♪
1058
00:43:39,037 --> 00:43:42,339
♪ Let's just say you love me ♪
1059
00:43:42,374 --> 00:43:44,174
♪ ♪
1060
00:43:44,209 --> 00:43:48,512
♪ Ah, ah-ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
1061
00:43:48,547 --> 00:43:50,046
♪ Ah, ah ♪
1062
00:43:50,082 --> 00:43:52,149
[computer beeping]
1063
00:43:53,501 --> 00:43:55,725
I told you to get pasta and rice!
1064
00:43:55,725 --> 00:43:58,059
No, we need an ideal balance of carbs,
protein, and fat.
1065
00:43:58,094 --> 00:44:00,194
Okay, this is a lean
plant-based protein...
1066
00:44:00,230 --> 00:44:02,644
This is now all the food we have?
1067
00:44:02,644 --> 00:44:04,567
What, do you think
we got a blender in the car?
1068
00:44:04,567 --> 00:44:06,743
Do you know how completely
moronic this is?
1069
00:44:06,768 --> 00:44:10,044
Yo, I suggest you seriously
watch your syntax with me, bro.
1070
00:44:10,184 --> 00:44:11,763
Okay, you know what?
1071
00:44:11,763 --> 00:44:13,487
I don't think this teamwork
thing's gonna work.
1072
00:44:13,512 --> 00:44:14,792
Well, I was just gonna say
1073
00:44:14,792 --> 00:44:16,060
I don't think this teamwork
thing's gonna work.
1074
00:44:16,060 --> 00:44:17,626
- Fine.
- Fine.
1075
00:44:17,661 --> 00:44:19,528
Also, I think you're a major pussy.
1076
00:44:19,563 --> 00:44:21,263
Hello? Yeah, well,
I think you're an actual idiot.
1077
00:44:21,298 --> 00:44:23,599
You're an actual pussy!
1078
00:44:23,634 --> 00:44:25,141
Really?
1079
00:44:26,503 --> 00:44:27,684
Wow.
1080
00:44:28,737 --> 00:44:30,170
Yeah, yeah, that's great.
1081
00:44:30,206 --> 00:44:32,573
Um, yeah, sure, I'll be right down.
1082
00:44:32,608 --> 00:44:33,774
Thanks.
1083
00:44:33,809 --> 00:44:36,143
Is that the guy from the spy shop?
1084
00:44:37,580 --> 00:44:38,785
Dude.
1085
00:44:40,075 --> 00:44:41,708
All right, let's get one thing straight.
1086
00:44:41,733 --> 00:44:44,134
Just 'cause you were right
about that facial recognition thing
1087
00:44:44,134 --> 00:44:46,596
doesn't make you, like,
the boss or anything.
1088
00:44:46,631 --> 00:44:47,730
Please stop talking.
1089
00:44:52,669 --> 00:44:55,170
♪ Say you love me ♪
1090
00:44:55,205 --> 00:44:56,504
♪ ♪
1091
00:44:56,540 --> 00:44:58,782
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