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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,924 --> 00:00:03,674 (dramatic music) 2 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:09,057 --> 00:00:11,077 (popping sound) 5 00:00:11,077 --> 00:00:12,910 (soft piano music) 6 00:00:12,910 --> 00:00:16,212 (children laughing) 7 00:00:16,212 --> 00:00:18,629 (soft music) 8 00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:50,089 - [Mother] Good morning, Ulysses! 9 00:00:50,089 --> 00:00:51,043 - Good morning, Mom. 10 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,080 - [Mother] Time to get up, sleepy head! 11 00:00:55,080 --> 00:00:57,867 It's another bright day in Greatland. 12 00:00:58,880 --> 00:01:01,003 The birthplace of love. 13 00:01:02,541 --> 00:01:03,941 - And endless source of fun. 14 00:01:06,160 --> 00:01:09,077 (calm piano music) 15 00:01:19,376 --> 00:01:22,043 (alarm ringing) 16 00:01:40,480 --> 00:01:41,561 - Tuna sandwich! 17 00:01:41,561 --> 00:01:43,195 Yes! Yes! 18 00:01:45,860 --> 00:01:46,770 Thank you, Mom! 19 00:01:46,770 --> 00:01:48,900 - [Mother] Anything for my baby! 20 00:01:48,900 --> 00:01:52,683 Happy birthday, Ulysses! I'm so proud of you! 21 00:01:53,980 --> 00:01:56,870 I still remember the day I gave you birth 22 00:01:56,870 --> 00:02:01,493 and immortality, my non binary bundle of joy! 23 00:02:02,770 --> 00:02:05,200 Today is a very special day. 24 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:07,853 You're fifteen now. So. 25 00:02:09,854 --> 00:02:10,687 - Oh no! 26 00:02:13,488 --> 00:02:15,700 Not the Dark Temple Ceremony! 27 00:02:15,700 --> 00:02:19,020 - [Mother] Ulysses! Every Great must complete the Ceremony 28 00:02:19,020 --> 00:02:20,473 on his fifteen's birthday! 29 00:02:23,151 --> 00:02:24,560 Where are you going, young man? 30 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:26,020 How many times have I told you 31 00:02:26,020 --> 00:02:27,660 not to leave food on the table?! 32 00:02:27,660 --> 00:02:29,854 - It's my birthday. I do what I want! 33 00:02:29,854 --> 00:02:30,692 (cock crowing) 34 00:02:30,692 --> 00:02:32,340 - [Loudspeaker] Ladies, gentlemen, 35 00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:35,550 gender fluids, and diverse living organisms! 36 00:02:35,550 --> 00:02:37,742 My fellow Greats! 37 00:02:37,742 --> 00:02:38,600 (crowd cheering) 38 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:41,267 (playful music) 39 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:48,589 We are bringing you the latest 40 00:02:48,589 --> 00:02:53,021 from the race to the Greatland's Sweetheart Position! 41 00:02:53,021 --> 00:02:53,854 (people cheering) 42 00:02:53,854 --> 00:02:57,271 (playful music continue) 43 00:03:00,076 --> 00:03:00,909 Two candidates. 44 00:03:00,909 --> 00:03:03,703 - [Kids] Jorg Doberman and Cat Purry. 45 00:03:03,703 --> 00:03:05,670 - [Loudspeaker] Have been going head to head 46 00:03:05,670 --> 00:03:07,567 soliciting your Tokens of Love. 47 00:03:07,567 --> 00:03:09,150 (crowd cheering) 48 00:03:09,150 --> 00:03:12,350 (playful music continue) 49 00:03:12,350 --> 00:03:14,720 Today Jörg Doberman and Cat Purry 50 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,570 wish a Happy Dark Temple Ceremony 51 00:03:16,570 --> 00:03:20,600 to Ulysses and many other great boys across Greatland! 52 00:03:20,600 --> 00:03:23,510 Woof or Felinist, cast your Tokens of Love 53 00:03:23,510 --> 00:03:25,477 and make your candidate win! 54 00:03:26,541 --> 00:03:28,160 (cock crowing) 55 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,800 Cat Purry will build on her career long effort 56 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,470 to advance the Proud Felinist Revolution 57 00:03:31,470 --> 00:03:33,700 and modernize the S.L.A.V.E Sanctuary to ensure that 58 00:03:33,700 --> 00:03:36,690 it meets the highest standards of love and care. 59 00:03:36,690 --> 00:03:38,710 Here is what Jörg Doberman promises 60 00:03:38,710 --> 00:03:40,088 to do if he's elected. 61 00:03:40,088 --> 00:03:40,960 (dog barking) 62 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:41,793 - Hey Jolly! 63 00:03:44,250 --> 00:03:45,793 Patrick, what's up! 64 00:03:49,240 --> 00:03:50,073 - Hi. 65 00:03:51,210 --> 00:03:52,763 We're fine I guess. 66 00:03:54,500 --> 00:03:55,333 Aren't we, love? 67 00:03:57,050 --> 00:03:59,593 - Bro, you shouldn't look like a total delight! 68 00:04:01,540 --> 00:04:05,707 - Jolly and I didn't get much sleep last night. 69 00:04:05,707 --> 00:04:08,374 (playful music) 70 00:04:11,130 --> 00:04:14,273 It cried non-stop. 71 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,633 Man, I don't know if I am cut out for it. 72 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:22,853 Being a father sucks! 73 00:04:25,090 --> 00:04:27,040 - Listen, Patrick, (baby crying) 74 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,190 you're my half brother, 75 00:04:29,530 --> 00:04:30,970 I don't want to be mean or anything, 76 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:34,440 but why is your baby so 77 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:37,403 diverse? 78 00:04:39,269 --> 00:04:40,440 (watch ringing) 79 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,030 - [Mother] Patrick's father was a Diverse Great. 80 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:46,080 Ulysses, you should be ashamed of yourself for asking 81 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,867 such insensitive questions! 82 00:04:47,867 --> 00:04:49,450 And you, Patrick! 83 00:04:49,450 --> 00:04:52,480 Why isn't the portrait of your father displayed prominently 84 00:04:52,480 --> 00:04:53,763 in your household? 85 00:05:02,110 --> 00:05:02,943 - Wait! 86 00:05:04,050 --> 00:05:07,170 How come Patrick gets to know who his Dad was and I don't? 87 00:05:07,170 --> 00:05:10,440 - Shush, you two are gonna make the baby start crying again! 88 00:05:10,440 --> 00:05:13,020 - [Mother] Ulysses, you're late for your daily dose 89 00:05:13,020 --> 00:05:14,941 of crazy fun! 90 00:05:14,941 --> 00:05:16,493 (baby continue crying) 91 00:05:16,493 --> 00:05:18,459 - You see! It's always the same loving thing! 92 00:05:18,459 --> 00:05:19,440 (baby crying loudly) 93 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:22,577 I ask you a question and you never ever answer me! 94 00:05:22,577 --> 00:05:25,100 (baby crying loudly) 95 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,823 - Jolly! Jolly! He's crying again! 96 00:05:27,823 --> 00:05:29,906 You really need to leave! 97 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:37,410 - [Loudspeaker] Jörg Doberman! 98 00:05:37,410 --> 00:05:39,910 (dog barking) 99 00:05:42,450 --> 00:05:43,283 Cat Purry! 100 00:05:44,695 --> 00:05:45,862 Jörg Doberman! 101 00:05:48,291 --> 00:05:49,708 - Let's go champ! 102 00:05:57,380 --> 00:05:58,880 I'm Jörg Doberman! 103 00:06:00,060 --> 00:06:03,944 New Dawn for Greatland! 104 00:06:07,412 --> 00:06:09,995 (bell ringing) 105 00:06:29,867 --> 00:06:31,220 - I'm Cat Purry 106 00:06:32,337 --> 00:06:36,133 and you're voting for Doberman?! Ew! 107 00:06:38,090 --> 00:06:39,273 How dare you! 108 00:06:43,843 --> 00:06:46,130 - [Presenter] Born Great! Born Immortal! 109 00:06:46,130 --> 00:06:49,363 Hail Mother! And glory to Greatland! 110 00:06:50,460 --> 00:06:52,569 My fellow Greats, 111 00:06:52,569 --> 00:06:54,736 who wants to live forever? 112 00:06:56,255 --> 00:06:57,672 - Everybody. Duh! 113 00:06:58,890 --> 00:07:00,760 - [Presenter] Now tell me, 114 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:02,520 who deprived, robbed, 115 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:05,860 viciously and cowardly cheated the Greats 116 00:07:05,860 --> 00:07:08,918 out of our hard-earned immortality? 117 00:07:08,918 --> 00:07:11,892 - Evil Nation! Evil Nation! 118 00:07:11,892 --> 00:07:13,571 - Evil Nation! Boo! 119 00:07:13,571 --> 00:07:16,848 - Evil Nation! Evil Nation! Boo! Down 120 00:07:16,848 --> 00:07:18,228 with Evils! 121 00:07:18,228 --> 00:07:20,510 - [Presenter] Evil! Oh yeah! 122 00:07:20,510 --> 00:07:23,480 Now, I don't wanna die 123 00:07:24,350 --> 00:07:26,880 but my days are numbered! 124 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,740 Soon, very soon, 125 00:07:29,740 --> 00:07:34,740 the Virus will begin its heinous work inside my body. 126 00:07:35,302 --> 00:07:38,135 (crowd screaming) 127 00:07:39,434 --> 00:07:41,640 My hair will fall out, 128 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:45,083 my skin will wrinkle and I will collapse! 129 00:07:46,428 --> 00:07:47,761 And so will you! 130 00:07:49,063 --> 00:07:52,020 - [Audience] Oh no! No! We don't deserve it! 131 00:07:52,020 --> 00:07:55,417 - It's unbearable! It's unfathomable! 132 00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:58,158 It's unbearable! It's unfathomable! 133 00:07:58,158 --> 00:07:59,389 - Unbearable! Unfathomable! 134 00:07:59,389 --> 00:08:02,639 - We don't deserve! I don't deserve it! 135 00:08:03,528 --> 00:08:05,826 None of you deserve it! 136 00:08:05,826 --> 00:08:07,343 What is to become of us?! 137 00:08:07,343 --> 00:08:09,528 - What's the loving news? 138 00:08:09,528 --> 00:08:12,990 (door cracking) 139 00:08:12,990 --> 00:08:14,890 I'll be right there with you, Mr. Lee! 140 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:30,770 - Rejoice my fellow Greats! 141 00:08:30,770 --> 00:08:33,160 Our salvation is near. 142 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:36,380 The Altruists are always coming one step closer 143 00:08:36,380 --> 00:08:38,240 to finding a cure for the Virus. 144 00:08:38,240 --> 00:08:39,327 - Oh! Yes! Cure! 145 00:08:39,327 --> 00:08:42,490 - The Evil Nation will never triumph over us! 146 00:08:42,490 --> 00:08:45,080 Because they are all hate, 147 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:47,923 and we are all love. 148 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:51,600 Support the Altruists. 149 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:55,280 Give freely of your Love Tokens to help fund research 150 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:57,872 to find a cure for the Virus. 151 00:08:57,872 --> 00:08:58,705 - Yes! 152 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,695 - Your Tokens! 153 00:09:00,695 --> 00:09:04,470 By love, we live forever! 154 00:09:04,470 --> 00:09:06,587 - By love, we live forever! 155 00:09:07,571 --> 00:09:11,080 - Thank you, thank you my beloved fellow Greats! 156 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:15,310 I will make sure that these Tokens of Love go directly 157 00:09:15,310 --> 00:09:18,743 to Altruists to fund their anti-Virus research! 158 00:09:21,201 --> 00:09:23,368 (buzzing) 159 00:09:26,550 --> 00:09:29,786 - Amazing Love Store, Stone Age tools and more! 160 00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,946 (peep) 161 00:09:31,946 --> 00:09:35,410 (door cracking) 162 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:37,963 - Oh, I'm sorry Mr. Lee! 163 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:40,510 I didn't mean to spook you! 164 00:09:40,510 --> 00:09:42,210 But the Altruists are this close 165 00:09:42,210 --> 00:09:43,780 to finding cure for the Virus. 166 00:09:43,780 --> 00:09:46,183 So can I please have my Tokens of Love? 167 00:09:47,544 --> 00:09:51,541 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 168 00:09:51,541 --> 00:09:54,067 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 169 00:09:54,067 --> 00:09:55,920 - Get away from me! What's this?! 170 00:09:55,920 --> 00:09:57,060 - Relax! It's "a birthday cake"! 171 00:09:57,060 --> 00:09:58,310 I baked it for you. 172 00:09:58,310 --> 00:10:00,960 Quick, Ulysses! Make a wish and blow out the candles! 173 00:10:04,740 --> 00:10:06,800 - [Mother] Ulysses! Don't you dare partake 174 00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:08,180 in these Stone Age rituals! 175 00:10:08,180 --> 00:10:10,630 This cake is made of plants and animals. 176 00:10:10,630 --> 00:10:13,560 They are citizens of Greatland just like you. 177 00:10:13,560 --> 00:10:16,850 Why do you want to hurt your fellow Greats? 178 00:10:16,850 --> 00:10:20,983 Do you want to end up like Mr. Lee, invisible and mute? 179 00:10:20,983 --> 00:10:21,816 - No! 180 00:10:22,800 --> 00:10:25,330 - Don't argue with Mother, Ulysses. 181 00:10:25,330 --> 00:10:27,600 Our hearts beat for Greatland. 182 00:10:27,600 --> 00:10:29,700 Let's make them beat as one with Mother's. 183 00:10:31,029 --> 00:10:34,529 (heart simulator beeping) 184 00:10:35,534 --> 00:10:38,800 I'm going to throw the cake away. 185 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:39,823 - [Mother] Good girl! 186 00:10:46,756 --> 00:10:50,256 (heart simulator beeping) 187 00:11:11,331 --> 00:11:12,960 Ulysses, are you listening? 188 00:11:12,960 --> 00:11:13,840 - Yes, Mother. 189 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:16,890 - Then tell me why the Optimists made Mr. Lee invisible 190 00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:17,773 and mute? 191 00:11:19,110 --> 00:11:21,880 Ulysses! All Greats stand for tolerance, 192 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,890 diversity and inclusiveness. 193 00:11:23,890 --> 00:11:26,870 But Mr. Lee chose a different path. 194 00:11:26,870 --> 00:11:29,300 What taboo did Mr. Lee break? 195 00:11:29,300 --> 00:11:32,653 How far back into Stone Age did he regress? 196 00:11:34,410 --> 00:11:37,060 - Mr. Lee invaded and contaminated the most sacred part 197 00:11:37,060 --> 00:11:39,040 of a woman a long time ago. 198 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:40,370 The end. 199 00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:42,793 - [Mother] And what happened to this woman? 200 00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:53,100 (woman screaming) 201 00:11:56,810 --> 00:11:58,750 - [Midwife] Yes, you can! 202 00:11:58,750 --> 00:12:00,570 Yes you can! 203 00:12:00,570 --> 00:12:01,570 Yes you can! 204 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:11,903 Tell me, Ulysses. I want to hear you say it. 205 00:12:18,620 --> 00:12:20,420 - Contamination by Mr. Lee caused the woman 206 00:12:20,420 --> 00:12:23,130 to suffer vomiting, bleeding and eventual collapse 207 00:12:23,130 --> 00:12:25,230 from unbearable pain during child rearing. 208 00:12:26,510 --> 00:12:28,240 Because of inbreeding, 209 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:29,870 Mr. Lee's daughter was born so ugly 210 00:12:29,870 --> 00:12:31,547 that she was named "Ugly Duck". 211 00:12:33,050 --> 00:12:34,383 There, I said it. 212 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,283 Now leave me alone. 213 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:42,275 (Ugly Duck sobbing) 214 00:12:46,250 --> 00:12:48,343 I'm sorry, she went on and on. 215 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:52,582 - She just doesn't let go, does she? 216 00:12:52,582 --> 00:12:54,999 (calm music) 217 00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:08,933 - Happy birthday, Ulysses! Dad and I got you a gift. 218 00:13:12,210 --> 00:13:13,603 Open it! Tear the paper! 219 00:13:18,720 --> 00:13:21,780 - A book?! Are you out of your mind? 220 00:13:21,780 --> 00:13:23,420 You want me to end up on Repentance Island? 221 00:13:23,420 --> 00:13:24,970 - But you love stories! 222 00:13:24,970 --> 00:13:27,430 We'll just read it here, in secret like we always do. 223 00:13:27,430 --> 00:13:29,310 Remember how much fun we had with Shakespeare 224 00:13:29,310 --> 00:13:31,170 and Charles Perrault? 225 00:13:31,170 --> 00:13:33,630 - Yeah, not really. I just pretended. 226 00:13:33,630 --> 00:13:36,470 Otherwise Mr. Lee wouldn't have given me my Tokens of Love. 227 00:13:36,470 --> 00:13:39,420 Look, can we just paint my nails blue like we did last year? 228 00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:40,253 - Open it. 229 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:41,086 - No way! 230 00:13:47,597 --> 00:13:49,850 "Just open 231 00:13:49,850 --> 00:13:52,583 the damn book" 232 00:14:00,890 --> 00:14:03,857 "Ody-s-sey by 233 00:14:03,857 --> 00:14:04,690 Ho-mer. 234 00:14:07,104 --> 00:14:10,890 To my son Ulysses, 235 00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:15,650 on his 15th birthday. 236 00:14:15,650 --> 00:14:17,685 Wishing you to be better than me." 237 00:14:17,685 --> 00:14:21,190 (soft piano music) 238 00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:23,090 My father's name was Homer? 239 00:14:23,090 --> 00:14:25,470 - No, stupid! Homer wrote the book. 240 00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:26,743 - Then who wrote this? 241 00:14:35,197 --> 00:14:37,927 "Your father, he gave this book to me." 242 00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,653 You knew my father all these years! 243 00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:49,137 Why didn't you tell me?! 244 00:14:53,697 --> 00:14:56,937 "Your father made me promise." 245 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:03,133 Where is he? 246 00:15:06,330 --> 00:15:07,393 What's his name? 247 00:15:09,550 --> 00:15:11,430 - [Mother] Ulysses! You are scheduled 248 00:15:11,430 --> 00:15:13,563 for the Dark Temple Ceremony today. 249 00:15:15,112 --> 00:15:16,200 (Ugly Duck screaming) 250 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:17,585 - I hate you! 251 00:15:17,585 --> 00:15:19,148 I hate everything! 252 00:15:19,148 --> 00:15:19,981 - Dad! 253 00:15:27,568 --> 00:15:30,036 - Where are you, Mr. Lee? 254 00:15:30,036 --> 00:15:31,281 Show yourself! 255 00:15:31,281 --> 00:15:32,281 - Dad?! Dad! 256 00:15:41,644 --> 00:15:42,477 Dad! Dad! 257 00:15:45,325 --> 00:15:47,283 Stop it you two! 258 00:15:47,283 --> 00:15:48,905 I've got the Virus! 259 00:15:48,905 --> 00:15:51,488 (lively music) 260 00:15:58,938 --> 00:16:00,783 (metal clanging) 261 00:16:00,783 --> 00:16:02,450 - [Mother] Ulysses, the countdown 262 00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:05,769 to your Dark Temple Ceremony has been initiated. 263 00:16:05,769 --> 00:16:09,186 (bicycle chain clanging) 264 00:16:12,914 --> 00:16:15,247 (pop music) 265 00:16:22,270 --> 00:16:25,840 - Well, hello gorgeous! You're late. 266 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:27,630 Let me give you a "quicky." 267 00:16:27,630 --> 00:16:28,753 By love, 268 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:31,350 we live forever. 269 00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:35,093 And love is what binds you and all our Greats to our Mother. 270 00:16:35,093 --> 00:16:38,030 It's what makes us all brothers and sisters. 271 00:16:38,030 --> 00:16:42,670 Mother provides food, houses and Optimism. 272 00:16:42,670 --> 00:16:47,020 Today is the day that you will give back to our Mother. 273 00:16:47,020 --> 00:16:48,660 Life Force will unite you 274 00:16:48,660 --> 00:16:51,670 and Mother together forever and forever. 275 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:57,523 Now, this is where your Life Force should go. 276 00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:05,920 The Angels will now perform for you in the Worshiping Hall. 277 00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:07,950 Watch their every move, 278 00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:10,503 and Life Force will manifest itself. 279 00:17:12,341 --> 00:17:13,782 - Gotcha! Thanks! 280 00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,199 (calm music) 281 00:17:31,932 --> 00:17:34,349 (soft music) 282 00:17:51,776 --> 00:17:54,193 (calm music) 283 00:18:23,990 --> 00:18:26,907 (electrical shock) 284 00:19:09,306 --> 00:19:11,346 ♪ He wants me ♪ 285 00:19:11,346 --> 00:19:13,588 ♪ But I don't want you back ♪ 286 00:19:13,588 --> 00:19:15,479 ♪ I have a make up ♪ 287 00:19:15,479 --> 00:19:17,896 ♪ All we had ♪ 288 00:19:25,220 --> 00:19:26,303 - Is she collapsing? 289 00:19:31,167 --> 00:19:33,800 "She'll be okay. 290 00:19:33,800 --> 00:19:36,030 This didn't happen. 291 00:19:36,030 --> 00:19:37,507 Don't tell anybody." 292 00:19:38,950 --> 00:19:40,550 Don't worry Mr. Lee. 293 00:19:40,550 --> 00:19:41,737 I won't tell anyone. 294 00:19:43,238 --> 00:19:45,821 (lively music) 295 00:19:49,349 --> 00:19:52,016 (watch beeping) 296 00:19:56,301 --> 00:19:58,884 (lively music) 297 00:20:03,056 --> 00:20:06,556 (camera shutter clicking) 298 00:20:12,780 --> 00:20:13,863 - Hey there handsome! 299 00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:16,573 You've got something for me? 300 00:20:18,077 --> 00:20:20,340 Where is your Life Force, airhead? 301 00:20:20,340 --> 00:20:22,059 - What does it look like? 302 00:20:22,059 --> 00:20:24,253 - Look you're so cute! 303 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:30,560 It's a white sticky substance, sort of like boogers. 304 00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:31,393 - OK, gotcha! 305 00:20:34,148 --> 00:20:36,950 (Ulysses clearing throat) 306 00:20:36,950 --> 00:20:38,725 - There! All yours! 307 00:20:38,725 --> 00:20:40,303 - We're not done yet, love. 308 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:42,923 Give me your pink one. 309 00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:54,410 Ancient scriptures! 310 00:20:54,410 --> 00:20:55,943 Do you know what these mean? 311 00:20:57,900 --> 00:21:00,163 I wish I could decipher ancient language. 312 00:21:01,150 --> 00:21:04,030 But oh well! That's what makes us Greats great. 313 00:21:04,030 --> 00:21:07,790 Congratulations, you've completed your Dark Temple Ceremony! 314 00:21:07,790 --> 00:21:09,163 Happy Adulthood! 315 00:21:11,820 --> 00:21:14,650 Your bundle of joy will be issued to you shortly. 316 00:21:14,650 --> 00:21:16,930 - [Mother] Congratulations, Ulysses! 317 00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:19,570 I'm looking forward to bringing your offspring 318 00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,693 into the world and parenting it jointly with you. 319 00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:25,643 - Thank you Ma'am. 320 00:21:27,626 --> 00:21:31,043 (bicycle chain clogging) 321 00:21:37,487 --> 00:21:40,237 (engine roaring) 322 00:21:48,992 --> 00:21:51,659 (dramatic music) 323 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:10,270 (clapping) 324 00:22:20,605 --> 00:22:22,207 - Dad! Dad! 325 00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:23,929 - What are you doing? 326 00:22:23,929 --> 00:22:24,770 Leave them alone! 327 00:22:24,770 --> 00:22:27,687 (electrical shock) 328 00:22:28,846 --> 00:22:29,762 - No! No! Please, let him go! 329 00:22:29,762 --> 00:22:32,633 - Ulysses, let the Optimists do their job. 330 00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:35,730 They are here to liberate Ugly Duck. 331 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:38,690 - For preventing the empowerment of his daughter, 332 00:22:38,690 --> 00:22:41,400 the generous and loving Greats 333 00:22:41,400 --> 00:22:46,314 have decided to put Mr. Lee out for Resurrection. 334 00:22:46,314 --> 00:22:47,700 (Captain laughing) 335 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,807 - No! - Please! Don't hurt him! 336 00:22:48,807 --> 00:22:51,832 - No! No! Mother, he wanted to report the blood, 337 00:22:51,832 --> 00:22:55,360 I swear. He was just waiting for me to come back! 338 00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:57,815 Mother, please! Please! 339 00:22:57,815 --> 00:23:01,681 - He didn't do anything! Please stop! 340 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:04,598 (captain clapping) 341 00:23:07,239 --> 00:23:10,139 (tense music) 342 00:23:10,139 --> 00:23:12,563 No! No, no, no, no, no, please, not the Pulverizer! 343 00:23:12,563 --> 00:23:15,650 Please! Please! Not the Pulverizer. 344 00:23:15,650 --> 00:23:17,733 - Mother, please! Please! 345 00:23:22,418 --> 00:23:24,585 - Activate the Pulverizer! 346 00:24:03,724 --> 00:24:05,930 (dramatic music) 347 00:24:05,930 --> 00:24:08,680 (crowd clapping) 348 00:24:24,392 --> 00:24:27,142 (engine roaring) 349 00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,097 (calm music) 350 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:38,960 - [Mother] Ulysses, what happened 351 00:24:38,960 --> 00:24:41,793 to Mr. Lee was an act of love. 352 00:24:43,770 --> 00:24:47,060 - How is pulverizing someone an act of love? 353 00:24:47,060 --> 00:24:50,020 - [Mother] You're too young to understand it. 354 00:24:50,020 --> 00:24:52,333 You need to sleep, Ulysses. 355 00:24:54,855 --> 00:24:59,855 ♪ Day is done, Mr. Lee's gone ♪ 356 00:25:00,915 --> 00:25:05,915 ♪ Ugly Duck will take the test ♪ 357 00:25:06,224 --> 00:25:11,224 ♪ Her results will determine the rest ♪ 358 00:25:13,431 --> 00:25:18,431 ♪ Lullaby, and good night ♪ 359 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:23,208 ♪ You are Mother's delight ♪ 360 00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:28,208 ♪ Think of love and tolerance ♪ 361 00:25:29,050 --> 00:25:32,467 ♪ Tomorrow is our chance ♪ 362 00:25:43,746 --> 00:25:46,413 (door cracking) 363 00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:50,073 - Ugly Duck? 364 00:25:54,610 --> 00:25:55,523 Ugly Duck? 365 00:25:59,630 --> 00:26:00,463 Where is she?! 366 00:26:00,463 --> 00:26:03,340 - [Mother] Taking her Sensitivity Test as I told you. 367 00:26:03,340 --> 00:26:06,223 But as every man you're not a terrific listener! 368 00:26:07,402 --> 00:26:09,819 (soft music) 369 00:26:21,909 --> 00:26:24,659 (camera zooming) 370 00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:30,100 - By love, we live forever! 371 00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:30,933 All right, ladies! 372 00:26:30,933 --> 00:26:33,200 - Hey, don't call us that! It's offensive! 373 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:36,110 - Shut up and be proud of who you are. 374 00:26:36,110 --> 00:26:37,853 - Exactly! Be yourself! 375 00:26:38,834 --> 00:26:40,010 (priest laughing) 376 00:26:40,010 --> 00:26:41,440 - And today is your lucky day 377 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:44,020 because Greatland gives you just that! 378 00:26:44,020 --> 00:26:45,750 All Great women can choose 379 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:48,593 between the Proud Felinist Revolution. 380 00:26:49,611 --> 00:26:52,278 (door cracking) 381 00:26:54,686 --> 00:26:58,093 Or the SLAVE Sanctuary. 382 00:26:59,262 --> 00:27:01,929 (door cracking) 383 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,050 And SLAVE is short for? 384 00:27:09,050 --> 00:27:13,560 - Support, love, appreciation, victory, empowerment. 385 00:27:13,560 --> 00:27:14,393 - Good! 386 00:27:16,010 --> 00:27:17,977 And this will help you choose your new 387 00:27:17,977 --> 00:27:19,803 and improved Testing Stick! 388 00:27:32,448 --> 00:27:35,948 (heart simulator beeping) 389 00:27:57,777 --> 00:28:01,167 - "Dear Ulysses, I write to you." 390 00:28:02,090 --> 00:28:06,123 - When that is said, what more is left for me to say? 391 00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:09,930 Now you are free, 392 00:28:09,930 --> 00:28:12,420 I know too well to heap contempt upon my head. 393 00:28:12,420 --> 00:28:14,390 - What's she talking about? 394 00:28:14,390 --> 00:28:17,757 - It's Pushkin, "Tatiana's letter", 395 00:28:18,780 --> 00:28:20,920 remember we read it last winter? 396 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:24,283 - Oh that one! So inspiring, not. 397 00:28:25,250 --> 00:28:28,200 - I knew it would be just as much poetry as you could take. 398 00:28:30,570 --> 00:28:32,483 But I feel like Tatiana right now. 399 00:28:35,100 --> 00:28:38,920 I sit alone with none to heed or guess what ails. 400 00:28:38,920 --> 00:28:42,763 And now my very reason fails! 401 00:28:43,770 --> 00:28:47,700 I don't wanna be a Felinist or a SLAVE. 402 00:28:47,700 --> 00:28:50,103 I don't wanna take the Sensitivity Test, 403 00:28:52,260 --> 00:28:53,213 but I have to. 404 00:28:57,770 --> 00:28:59,660 If I perform well at the Test, 405 00:28:59,660 --> 00:29:01,170 the Altruists may resurrect my Dad 406 00:29:01,170 --> 00:29:02,970 when they find a cure for the Virus. 407 00:29:07,535 --> 00:29:09,952 I just want you to know that, 408 00:29:11,150 --> 00:29:13,943 on Earth but you my heart adores! 409 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:17,333 That is ordained by fate, alone. 410 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:20,913 It's Heaven's will: I am yours. 411 00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:27,300 Ulysses, you are and will always be my Knight 412 00:29:27,300 --> 00:29:28,373 in Shining Armor. 413 00:29:34,340 --> 00:29:38,153 - I tremble to re-read, must end! 414 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:41,403 Good bye forever, 415 00:29:42,930 --> 00:29:44,457 Ugly Duck, your friend." 416 00:29:52,920 --> 00:29:55,740 - Seriously? Delight, please! 417 00:29:55,740 --> 00:29:56,573 - Kiss me! 418 00:29:56,573 --> 00:29:57,760 (Iconic F grunts) 419 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:58,593 - Gross! 420 00:30:26,737 --> 00:30:28,404 - Ah, yes, yes, yes! 421 00:30:33,246 --> 00:30:34,579 - Urgh, love no! 422 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,680 - I have to see Ugly Duck! 423 00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,980 - Ulysses, she's not your property! 424 00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:51,490 Your behavior is not worthy of a Great man. 425 00:30:51,490 --> 00:30:54,490 - I don't care! She's going away forever, I have to see her! 426 00:30:55,702 --> 00:30:57,468 (door cracking) 427 00:30:57,468 --> 00:30:58,468 - [Mother] Surprise! 428 00:31:11,730 --> 00:31:13,680 It's a boy! 429 00:31:13,680 --> 00:31:15,000 - It's a rabbit. 430 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,040 - [Mother] Come on, don't be shy! Kiss your baby! 431 00:31:18,040 --> 00:31:20,470 I worked hard on this one. 432 00:31:20,470 --> 00:31:22,240 How shall we name him? 433 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:23,980 It's got to be "Albert"! 434 00:31:23,980 --> 00:31:26,670 Oh, please, please! Pretty please! 435 00:31:26,670 --> 00:31:28,170 - Please tell me you're joking. 436 00:31:28,170 --> 00:31:30,830 - [Mother] Look at him, Ulysses. He's just as cute 437 00:31:30,830 --> 00:31:32,770 and adorable as you are. 438 00:31:32,770 --> 00:31:35,050 I thought you'd be happy. 439 00:31:35,050 --> 00:31:36,033 - He's a rabbit. 440 00:31:37,050 --> 00:31:40,150 My son is a loving rabbit. 441 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:42,440 Technically, he's also my brother. 442 00:31:42,440 --> 00:31:46,270 - [Mother] I'm so glad you've finally come to you senses! 443 00:31:46,270 --> 00:31:49,230 Take your son in arms, Ulysses. 444 00:31:49,230 --> 00:31:52,320 It's your role now to keep him safe and warm. 445 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:56,630 Remember, true Greats are inclusive, tolerant and diverse. 446 00:31:56,630 --> 00:31:58,330 We don't stigmatize. 447 00:31:58,330 --> 00:32:03,290 We love everybody and everything: people, animals, plants, 448 00:32:03,290 --> 00:32:04,630 even insects. 449 00:32:04,630 --> 00:32:07,280 We are in love with love. 450 00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,907 But most of all, we love Greatland. 451 00:32:11,974 --> 00:32:13,653 - Son of a delight! He bit me! 452 00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:16,723 - [Mother] Welcome to parenthood! 453 00:32:18,420 --> 00:32:19,253 - Well, 454 00:32:20,220 --> 00:32:25,220 a house, a baby to take care of, I'm all set then. 455 00:32:25,810 --> 00:32:27,810 - [Mother] How about a life partner? 456 00:32:27,810 --> 00:32:30,110 Do you have someone special at heart? 457 00:32:30,110 --> 00:32:30,973 - Not really. 458 00:32:32,790 --> 00:32:35,073 I'm going to take Albert to the Priest for the blessing. 459 00:32:37,909 --> 00:32:40,326 (soft music) 460 00:32:57,089 --> 00:33:00,339 (Priest clears throat) 461 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:12,300 - Looks like it's the Felinist Revolution 462 00:33:12,300 --> 00:33:13,829 for the three of you. 463 00:33:13,829 --> 00:33:18,278 (cheering) - We gonna be sistas! 464 00:33:18,278 --> 00:33:20,957 - I knew it! I felt it! 465 00:33:20,957 --> 00:33:24,263 - I'm gonna rock the love out of the Felinist Revolution! 466 00:33:29,062 --> 00:33:31,479 (door bangs) 467 00:33:45,871 --> 00:33:48,538 (door cracking) 468 00:33:49,876 --> 00:33:52,626 (engine roaring) 469 00:33:53,609 --> 00:33:54,859 Yes! Felinists! 470 00:34:02,882 --> 00:34:06,103 - All right, this one's going to be a SLAVE. 471 00:34:11,860 --> 00:34:14,970 Split up and let her go! 472 00:34:14,970 --> 00:34:17,143 It's not like she's caught a Virus or anything. 473 00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,513 Oh come on! 474 00:34:41,970 --> 00:34:45,823 Mom, I can't see anything, is she a SLAVE or a Felinist? 475 00:34:49,162 --> 00:34:50,812 - I can't see it! I can't see it! 476 00:34:52,953 --> 00:34:54,563 - Come out already! 477 00:34:56,470 --> 00:34:57,510 - Wait! Don't go! 478 00:34:57,510 --> 00:34:59,460 - [Priest] We still have this one left! 479 00:35:01,550 --> 00:35:04,010 - [Mother] Oh, just came to my mind! 480 00:35:04,010 --> 00:35:07,453 Do you see this nice orphan birch tree down the street? 481 00:35:08,630 --> 00:35:10,260 Isn't she cute? 482 00:35:10,260 --> 00:35:12,640 So far no one had the generosity 483 00:35:12,640 --> 00:35:14,480 to embrace the pretty birch. 484 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:17,290 A little birdie tells me that this generous soul 485 00:35:17,290 --> 00:35:18,553 might just be you. 486 00:35:26,697 --> 00:35:28,850 Are you OK, my love? 487 00:35:28,850 --> 00:35:31,073 You should go see a healer. 488 00:35:37,810 --> 00:35:38,643 - I'm fine. 489 00:35:41,570 --> 00:35:42,403 I'm Great. 490 00:35:47,790 --> 00:35:48,690 Never been better! 491 00:35:51,881 --> 00:35:54,881 (telephone ringing) 492 00:35:56,870 --> 00:35:58,340 - It never does that. 493 00:36:08,630 --> 00:36:09,463 Hello? 494 00:36:15,663 --> 00:36:18,496 (camera focusing) 495 00:36:29,621 --> 00:36:32,288 (door cracking) 496 00:36:42,570 --> 00:36:46,233 - My, it's really quiet here today! 497 00:36:48,720 --> 00:36:52,800 - Today's Sensitivity Test went so wrong! 498 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,170 But I saved the day. 499 00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:56,653 All the Girls are sorted out and on their way. 500 00:36:59,392 --> 00:37:02,440 (door cracking) 501 00:37:02,440 --> 00:37:04,603 - So there was this really ugly girl. 502 00:37:05,660 --> 00:37:09,940 Red hair, blue eyes, you know what happened to her? 503 00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:13,370 - Ah that girl, what a mess! 504 00:37:13,370 --> 00:37:15,750 Her results they went on and on, 505 00:37:15,750 --> 00:37:19,353 and in the end she was sent to Repentance Island. 506 00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:24,223 - Can you bless my son Albert? 507 00:37:27,559 --> 00:37:29,733 - Isn't he precious! 508 00:37:29,733 --> 00:37:31,510 (Priest laughing) 509 00:37:31,510 --> 00:37:33,853 - By love, we live forever! 510 00:37:35,320 --> 00:37:36,943 You've been blessed. 511 00:37:39,459 --> 00:37:42,720 Ah! Son of a delight! He bit me! 512 00:37:45,240 --> 00:37:46,680 - [Mother] Are you OK, my love? 513 00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:48,477 You should go see a healer. 514 00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:56,477 (door cracking) (bells chiming) 515 00:38:01,461 --> 00:38:04,961 (heart simulator beeping) 516 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:12,833 - Mom? 517 00:38:17,785 --> 00:38:18,618 Hello! 518 00:38:20,950 --> 00:38:21,783 Are you there? 519 00:38:34,630 --> 00:38:35,913 Always wanted to do it. 520 00:38:39,897 --> 00:38:41,113 You see, Mom, 521 00:38:41,970 --> 00:38:44,170 Mr. Lee taught me how to talk to appliances. 522 00:38:45,120 --> 00:38:47,913 That heart simulator over there, we built it together. 523 00:39:00,421 --> 00:39:02,588 What do I do now, Mr. Lee? 524 00:39:24,240 --> 00:39:27,550 (alarm whistling) 525 00:39:27,550 --> 00:39:29,483 Hello, world! 526 00:39:30,730 --> 00:39:31,930 - [Mother] Hello, world! 527 00:39:35,690 --> 00:39:38,630 - Guide me to Repentance Island. 528 00:39:38,630 --> 00:39:40,503 - [Mother] Action not authorized. 529 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,820 - Where is Repentance Island? 530 00:39:43,820 --> 00:39:46,130 - [Mother] Answer not authorized. 531 00:39:46,130 --> 00:39:47,163 - Authorized by who? 532 00:39:48,080 --> 00:39:50,173 Answer me, Mother-loving appliance! 533 00:39:53,859 --> 00:39:55,710 (alarm whistling) 534 00:39:55,710 --> 00:39:58,660 - [Mother] Oh Ulysses, is this how you repay my love? 535 00:39:58,660 --> 00:40:00,540 How could you break my heart like this? 536 00:40:00,540 --> 00:40:02,630 You hurt me, your Mother who loves 537 00:40:02,630 --> 00:40:04,040 and cares so much about you! 538 00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:05,440 - Shush! Shush! Shush, be quiet! 539 00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:06,413 - [Mother] This device will self-destroy in three, two, one. 540 00:40:06,413 --> 00:40:08,503 - Oh no! No, no! Mom, please! 541 00:40:10,010 --> 00:40:11,160 - [Male] If you're hearing this message, 542 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:14,050 you've successfully destroyed your bracelet. 543 00:40:14,050 --> 00:40:15,670 Now run. 544 00:40:15,670 --> 00:40:17,730 The Optimists are on their way. 545 00:40:17,730 --> 00:40:21,572 Do what your namesake in "Odyssey" did, Follow Orion. 546 00:40:21,572 --> 00:40:25,155 (alarm continue whistling) 547 00:40:27,704 --> 00:40:30,371 (nervous music) 548 00:40:45,269 --> 00:40:49,557 - [Mirror Tracker] Mirror, mirror, on the wall. 549 00:40:49,557 --> 00:40:52,140 (lively music) 550 00:40:55,876 --> 00:40:58,105 Mirror, mirror, on the wall. 551 00:40:58,105 --> 00:41:00,964 Mirror, mirror, on the wall. 552 00:41:00,964 --> 00:41:02,340 Mirror, mirror, on the wall. 553 00:41:02,340 --> 00:41:05,673 (lively music continue) 554 00:41:23,722 --> 00:41:27,622 - Let the Debate about Greatland's next Sweetheart begin! 555 00:41:27,622 --> 00:41:28,455 (bell ringing) 556 00:41:28,455 --> 00:41:30,134 - Yeah, you go Jörg! 557 00:41:30,134 --> 00:41:33,907 - You shut your pie hole! Jörg Doberman is a speciest pig! 558 00:41:33,907 --> 00:41:34,993 - He's a dog. 559 00:41:36,363 --> 00:41:38,130 (bell ringing) 560 00:41:38,130 --> 00:41:40,713 (dogs barking) 561 00:41:42,979 --> 00:41:45,060 - Now why are you crying? 562 00:41:45,060 --> 00:41:47,027 - To see Cat like this, 563 00:41:48,070 --> 00:41:50,880 she's so caring so inspiring. 564 00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:53,750 - I'm not a cat but I wish I was. 565 00:41:53,750 --> 00:41:57,230 It would be great to be born as one of Cat Purry's kittens. 566 00:41:57,230 --> 00:42:01,133 - And to know the Evil Nation created this Virus. 567 00:42:02,639 --> 00:42:06,930 - So here I am totally not a cat, but a proud member 568 00:42:06,930 --> 00:42:09,827 of the "I am a CAT" gang of totally cool people. 569 00:42:09,827 --> 00:42:11,780 - What about non-people, huh? 570 00:42:11,780 --> 00:42:15,523 Plants, animals? Ever heard of them, spoiled brat? 571 00:42:15,523 --> 00:42:17,480 - Yes, of course, plants and animals rock! 572 00:42:17,480 --> 00:42:20,288 And rocks rule! Wohoo! 573 00:42:20,288 --> 00:42:21,121 (bell ringing) 574 00:42:21,121 --> 00:42:22,344 - Jörg Doberman on the other hand. 575 00:42:22,344 --> 00:42:24,729 Was accused of raping a two year old coyote! 576 00:42:24,729 --> 00:42:26,540 Why's no one talking about this? 577 00:42:26,540 --> 00:42:28,090 - Innocent until proven guilty. 578 00:42:31,615 --> 00:42:32,803 - Stop fighting, y'all! 579 00:42:33,830 --> 00:42:35,443 Look how far we've come. 580 00:42:36,310 --> 00:42:39,930 There was a time when we had to mate with the opposite sex 581 00:42:39,930 --> 00:42:40,930 in order to procreate. 582 00:42:40,930 --> 00:42:43,050 - Yeah, you go Jörg! 583 00:42:45,587 --> 00:42:47,450 - But not anymore. 584 00:42:47,450 --> 00:42:50,130 We are truly free to love whoever we want! 585 00:42:50,130 --> 00:42:53,068 - Spoken like a true Great! 586 00:42:53,068 --> 00:42:53,901 A true Great! 587 00:42:53,901 --> 00:42:57,197 (audience cheering) 588 00:42:57,197 --> 00:43:01,594 - This is Malak and I vote Malak as Cat's next mate. 589 00:43:01,594 --> 00:43:03,320 Malak! Malak! 590 00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:04,584 - Malak! Malak! Malak! 591 00:43:04,584 --> 00:43:07,840 - Now put your hands together and remember: 592 00:43:07,840 --> 00:43:10,800 The whole world should serve your needs. 593 00:43:10,800 --> 00:43:14,297 Your opinion is the only one that matters in Greatland! 594 00:43:18,944 --> 00:43:21,361 (calm music) 595 00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,683 - Rejoicing in the breeze, 596 00:43:27,090 --> 00:43:29,193 Ulysses sat at the helm he steered. 597 00:43:31,730 --> 00:43:34,713 Watching the Pleiads, and late setting Boötes, 598 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,633 and Orion that never baths in the Ocean. 599 00:43:43,130 --> 00:43:45,750 For this star Calypso had bidden him to keep 600 00:43:45,750 --> 00:43:49,787 on the left hand as he sailed over the sea. 601 00:43:54,203 --> 00:43:57,036 (water splashing) 602 00:43:57,906 --> 00:44:00,489 (wind blowing) 603 00:44:04,343 --> 00:44:07,010 (birds singing) 604 00:44:22,539 --> 00:44:25,122 (wind blowing) 605 00:44:38,660 --> 00:44:39,493 - Ugly Duck! 606 00:44:43,403 --> 00:44:44,343 Come on! 607 00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:46,723 Stop pretending! 608 00:44:47,670 --> 00:44:50,417 Look, I don't have a bracelet, Mother's not listening! 609 00:45:06,471 --> 00:45:09,304 (water splashing) 610 00:45:12,866 --> 00:45:15,616 (grieving music) 611 00:45:42,289 --> 00:45:43,372 It's not you. 612 00:45:47,131 --> 00:45:49,964 (water splashing) 613 00:45:55,950 --> 00:45:57,983 Men are so quick to blame the gods. 614 00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:01,393 They say that we devise their misery. 615 00:46:02,690 --> 00:46:06,400 But they themselves, in their depravity design grief 616 00:46:06,400 --> 00:46:08,500 greater than the griefs that fate assigns. 617 00:46:10,250 --> 00:46:11,716 Yeah, right! 618 00:46:11,716 --> 00:46:14,133 (soft music) 619 00:47:24,873 --> 00:47:25,706 - Amen. 620 00:47:38,150 --> 00:47:39,263 I know you're there. 621 00:47:43,351 --> 00:47:44,184 Come over. 622 00:47:45,115 --> 00:47:45,948 Help me. 623 00:47:50,730 --> 00:47:52,080 - You wanna fight, huh? 624 00:47:56,500 --> 00:47:57,333 You wanna fight? 625 00:47:59,963 --> 00:48:01,953 - And the Gods smile upon us. 626 00:48:04,780 --> 00:48:08,110 - We're bringing you some exciting and disturbing news. 627 00:48:08,110 --> 00:48:10,640 Clashes broke out today between supporters 628 00:48:10,640 --> 00:48:15,640 of Jörg Doberman and Felinists passionarias. 629 00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:20,680 - I am a simple Great. 630 00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,630 Cat Purry sets a wrong example for hundreds 631 00:48:24,630 --> 00:48:27,930 of our life partners across Greatland. 632 00:48:27,930 --> 00:48:32,930 Now everybody must be furry and have kittens as babies. 633 00:48:34,370 --> 00:48:37,223 Well, my wife is not furry, 634 00:48:38,948 --> 00:48:41,080 she is leafy. 635 00:48:41,080 --> 00:48:45,810 Where do we fit in Cat Purry's perfect Greatland? 636 00:48:45,810 --> 00:48:48,240 - You anti-felinist, speciest jerk! 637 00:48:48,240 --> 00:48:49,480 Your Jörg Doberman is a tree hatist. 638 00:48:49,480 --> 00:48:53,123 How does it make you feel when your tree is cut? 639 00:48:54,533 --> 00:48:55,366 (F O'donnell laughing) 640 00:48:55,366 --> 00:48:57,602 - Jolly! Jolly! Jolly my love! 641 00:48:57,602 --> 00:48:59,113 - You did it to yourself. - Are you hurt? 642 00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:02,240 You should be ashamed of yourself! 643 00:49:02,240 --> 00:49:04,104 - Oh I've got your baby! 644 00:49:04,104 --> 00:49:06,143 Oops, I dropped it! 645 00:49:06,143 --> 00:49:07,260 (laughing loudly) 646 00:49:07,260 --> 00:49:08,093 Not! 647 00:49:08,093 --> 00:49:09,630 - Please, please, give me my baby back! 648 00:49:09,630 --> 00:49:11,780 - Tree Huggers make me lose weight! 649 00:49:11,780 --> 00:49:14,280 (baby crying) 650 00:49:18,010 --> 00:49:19,720 - Felinist Revolution! 651 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,130 It is your time to let it all out! 652 00:49:22,130 --> 00:49:23,103 Free yourself! 653 00:49:25,634 --> 00:49:26,910 - I'm not going for it! 654 00:49:26,910 --> 00:49:28,557 - What? It's my camera! 655 00:49:32,111 --> 00:49:36,361 - Oh well, I suppose the heart wants what it wants. 656 00:49:37,768 --> 00:49:38,601 Sad, sad. 657 00:49:45,810 --> 00:49:46,743 - This is wrong! 658 00:49:47,960 --> 00:49:50,363 How will Altruists find her for Resurrection? 659 00:49:55,600 --> 00:49:57,000 - What do you know of death? 660 00:50:02,710 --> 00:50:04,570 - More than you think! 661 00:50:04,570 --> 00:50:05,403 I've read about it! 662 00:50:05,403 --> 00:50:06,480 In books! 663 00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:11,480 - Wow! You can read! You're badass! 664 00:50:11,700 --> 00:50:14,160 - Well, reading is nothing! 665 00:50:14,160 --> 00:50:16,700 Counting and talking to electronic appliances 666 00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:17,533 is much harder. 667 00:50:19,348 --> 00:50:21,760 - What've you done to your bracelet? 668 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:23,053 - Why did you do that? 669 00:50:24,180 --> 00:50:25,780 I was just starting to like you! 670 00:50:28,585 --> 00:50:29,710 - What is your name, boy? 671 00:50:29,710 --> 00:50:30,543 - Nobody. 672 00:50:33,300 --> 00:50:35,000 - Where do you think you're going? 673 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,510 You're a fugitive from Optimism. 674 00:50:39,510 --> 00:50:42,580 They catch you, they're going to put you out 675 00:50:42,580 --> 00:50:43,703 for Resurrection. 676 00:50:52,070 --> 00:50:54,487 (calm music) 677 00:51:03,900 --> 00:51:04,883 - Wait a second. 678 00:51:06,000 --> 00:51:07,283 This is my country. 679 00:51:08,600 --> 00:51:09,633 Why should I leave? 680 00:51:10,610 --> 00:51:11,443 You go! 681 00:51:13,750 --> 00:51:15,063 - Are you hungry? 682 00:51:18,570 --> 00:51:21,403 (water splashing) 683 00:51:24,476 --> 00:51:27,143 (birds singing) 684 00:51:38,842 --> 00:51:40,360 - Now you. 685 00:51:40,360 --> 00:51:43,657 - No! Fish is my fellow Great. 686 00:51:43,657 --> 00:51:46,437 - My God, what did they do to you! 687 00:51:51,212 --> 00:51:53,962 (fire crackling) 688 00:52:02,899 --> 00:52:05,982 - You've no idea what you're missing. 689 00:52:12,530 --> 00:52:13,763 - If I try it, 690 00:52:16,370 --> 00:52:17,460 will it make me Evil? 691 00:52:17,460 --> 00:52:18,293 - No! 692 00:52:20,600 --> 00:52:22,363 Fish are true Greats. 693 00:52:23,660 --> 00:52:25,580 The fish loves you. 694 00:52:25,580 --> 00:52:27,430 It doesn't want you to suffer hunger. 695 00:52:28,300 --> 00:52:31,590 By eating it, you are helping a fellow Great 696 00:52:31,590 --> 00:52:33,040 become an even greater Great. 697 00:52:35,771 --> 00:52:38,521 (fire crackling) 698 00:52:49,860 --> 00:52:53,700 - Yuck! Your soda's really foul! 699 00:52:53,700 --> 00:52:55,033 Burns like a bee sting! 700 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,703 - It's whiskey. Bourbon. 701 00:52:59,910 --> 00:53:01,543 Sorry, that's all I have. 702 00:53:05,620 --> 00:53:07,270 - Are you an Evil spy? 703 00:53:07,270 --> 00:53:08,270 What's your mission? 704 00:53:09,630 --> 00:53:13,050 - I'm not Evil. I am a fellow Great. 705 00:53:13,050 --> 00:53:14,023 - Yeah, right! 706 00:53:15,270 --> 00:53:19,330 Your bracelet has gradations and says "Swiss Made." 707 00:53:19,330 --> 00:53:22,030 It's, like, the most Evil thing on Earth! 708 00:53:22,030 --> 00:53:23,740 - It's a watch. 709 00:53:23,740 --> 00:53:25,360 I'm a Clerk. 710 00:53:25,360 --> 00:53:27,820 We are guardians of continuity. 711 00:53:27,820 --> 00:53:29,690 We make sure that Greatland does not disappear 712 00:53:29,690 --> 00:53:30,523 no matter what. 713 00:53:32,340 --> 00:53:33,540 - Never heard of Clerks. 714 00:53:39,565 --> 00:53:40,723 Oopsies, 715 00:53:43,550 --> 00:53:44,693 my head is spinning. 716 00:53:45,550 --> 00:53:47,163 - That's the alcohol's working. 717 00:53:48,450 --> 00:53:51,940 Doesn't it make all your problems seem less important? 718 00:53:51,940 --> 00:53:53,453 - Greats don't have problems. 719 00:53:54,390 --> 00:53:57,923 Everything bad that happens in Greatland is of Evil doing. 720 00:53:59,080 --> 00:54:02,690 When Ugly Duck and I were kids, 721 00:54:02,690 --> 00:54:06,850 we used to think Evils were these huge hairy monsters. 722 00:54:06,850 --> 00:54:11,040 Anyway, Mother explained to me that Evils were like us. 723 00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,600 Seriously, just like us! 724 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,870 And they were lurking amongst us, 725 00:54:15,870 --> 00:54:18,033 doing their Evil deeds to doom us all. 726 00:54:19,011 --> 00:54:20,820 - A common enemy is the best way 727 00:54:20,820 --> 00:54:23,143 to unite a nation behind its government. 728 00:54:24,670 --> 00:54:26,937 - Yeah, that's what you have, right, 729 00:54:26,937 --> 00:54:28,270 in your Evildom? 730 00:54:29,859 --> 00:54:30,692 A Government! 731 00:54:41,970 --> 00:54:45,083 - Don't! Stop picking your nose. 732 00:54:47,680 --> 00:54:48,513 Stop! 733 00:54:51,210 --> 00:54:52,043 Who's Ugly Duck? 734 00:54:54,010 --> 00:54:54,843 - A girl. 735 00:54:57,310 --> 00:54:58,463 I think I like her. 736 00:55:00,380 --> 00:55:01,863 I like a girl. 737 00:55:06,030 --> 00:55:06,863 - Where is she? 738 00:55:11,070 --> 00:55:12,313 - Repentance Island. 739 00:55:14,780 --> 00:55:15,880 I'm going to save her. 740 00:55:17,700 --> 00:55:19,163 I'm her Knight in Shining. 741 00:55:21,630 --> 00:55:23,630 I'm her Knight in Shining Armor. 742 00:55:24,853 --> 00:55:27,270 (calm music) 743 00:55:47,804 --> 00:55:50,387 (wind blowing) 744 00:56:22,810 --> 00:56:24,923 - Dear God, you found the fugitive! 745 00:56:27,410 --> 00:56:32,410 - Yep, and I'm not doing your job again. 746 00:56:32,570 --> 00:56:35,170 - It's not my job to chase after them! 747 00:56:35,170 --> 00:56:37,540 Lady Omega told me to stay out of it. 748 00:56:37,540 --> 00:56:40,403 She's on the edge, borderline psychotic. 749 00:56:42,160 --> 00:56:44,253 - Fish rot from the head down. 750 00:56:45,270 --> 00:56:48,460 You gonna have to stand up to him one day 751 00:56:48,460 --> 00:56:50,645 or your children will be next. 752 00:56:50,645 --> 00:56:51,478 - Help me! 753 00:57:09,080 --> 00:57:09,913 - Hi there! 754 00:57:14,397 --> 00:57:16,840 I got you some cookies and milk. 755 00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:17,710 You used to like them. 756 00:57:17,710 --> 00:57:18,543 - Where am I? 757 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:23,290 - Well, you're in your Dad's man cave. 758 00:57:23,290 --> 00:57:26,373 It's not really a cave, it's an old garage but... 759 00:57:34,540 --> 00:57:35,767 - My Dad's man cave?! 760 00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,773 You knew my Dad? 761 00:57:45,380 --> 00:57:46,313 Is he here? 762 00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:49,753 - Why yes, he is. 763 00:57:54,480 --> 00:57:55,313 - Well, 764 00:57:56,450 --> 00:57:57,283 where? 765 00:57:57,283 --> 00:58:00,033 Where is he, when's he coming? 766 00:58:05,810 --> 00:58:07,303 - You're looking at him. 767 00:58:15,519 --> 00:58:18,769 Well, say something, what do you think? 768 00:58:21,470 --> 00:58:22,303 - No. 769 00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,330 - You wanna see what I'm doing? 770 00:58:43,330 --> 00:58:44,163 - No. 771 00:58:56,040 --> 00:58:57,290 - I re-set your bracelet. 772 00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:04,350 Your record is clean as a whistle. You can go back 773 00:59:04,350 --> 00:59:06,483 to your life as if nothing ever happened. 774 00:59:16,110 --> 00:59:17,250 - You wanna get rid of me? 775 00:59:17,250 --> 00:59:18,973 - No, no, no, of course not. 776 00:59:20,630 --> 00:59:22,580 Just you don't seem to be happy here. 777 00:59:22,580 --> 00:59:25,900 So the least I can do is facilitate your return 778 00:59:25,900 --> 00:59:26,733 to the mainland. 779 00:59:29,577 --> 00:59:30,577 - Did you know that, 780 00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:34,733 my son, 781 00:59:37,670 --> 00:59:38,653 your grandson, 782 00:59:40,200 --> 00:59:41,033 is a rabbit? 783 00:59:44,800 --> 00:59:45,963 And if I go back, 784 00:59:51,315 --> 00:59:52,520 I marry a birch tree. 785 00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:55,163 - No, no! 786 01:00:00,697 --> 01:00:02,677 - A hamster, then. 787 01:00:02,677 --> 01:00:03,510 - God no! 788 01:00:05,090 --> 01:00:06,673 I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! 789 01:00:11,765 --> 01:00:12,848 I'm so sorry! 790 01:00:13,730 --> 01:00:16,647 (soft piano music) 791 01:01:08,905 --> 01:01:11,405 (dog yawning) 792 01:01:17,730 --> 01:01:20,560 - Mr. Doberman, Your Excellency! 793 01:01:20,560 --> 01:01:22,888 So honored to meet you! 794 01:01:22,888 --> 01:01:25,800 (laughing) 795 01:01:25,800 --> 01:01:26,803 - Sit young man. 796 01:01:27,980 --> 01:01:29,150 It's just a dog. 797 01:01:29,150 --> 01:01:29,983 It doesn't talk. 798 01:01:31,089 --> 01:01:31,922 Good boy! 799 01:01:31,922 --> 01:01:32,755 Get out of here. 800 01:01:35,810 --> 01:01:37,123 You're breathtaking! 801 01:01:39,030 --> 01:01:39,863 Exquisite! 802 01:01:41,690 --> 01:01:43,357 I'm so glad I saw you. 803 01:01:45,190 --> 01:01:46,523 - I don't understand. 804 01:01:47,540 --> 01:01:49,920 - My little princess! 805 01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,023 I'm not gonna let anybody hurt you. 806 01:01:56,970 --> 01:01:57,973 Oh baby! 807 01:02:03,183 --> 01:02:06,183 (keyboard clicking) 808 01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:14,543 - That's your Mom. 809 01:02:18,330 --> 01:02:20,080 - That's how I always imagined her. 810 01:02:23,330 --> 01:02:25,600 Do you think she'll forgive me for breaking the bracelet? 811 01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:26,923 - Sit down, Ulysses. 812 01:02:30,670 --> 01:02:35,670 Your Mom, your real Mom was flesh and blood like you and me. 813 01:02:37,320 --> 01:02:38,153 - Yeah, right! 814 01:02:39,850 --> 01:02:42,530 - Your reaction is perfectly normal. 815 01:02:42,530 --> 01:02:44,577 You've been brainwashed for fifteen years. 816 01:02:44,577 --> 01:02:47,710 - Do you mean she was a woman? 817 01:02:48,750 --> 01:02:51,590 like the one Mr. Lee contaminated and got Ugly Duck out of? 818 01:02:51,590 --> 01:02:53,193 - Exactly! Well done! 819 01:02:54,440 --> 01:02:56,443 - Wow, you must feel awful. 820 01:02:57,390 --> 01:02:58,543 - No, not really. 821 01:02:59,610 --> 01:03:00,670 I'm angry 822 01:03:02,090 --> 01:03:04,143 she disappeared leaving you with me. 823 01:03:05,340 --> 01:03:07,943 Not note, not a word all these years. 824 01:03:10,810 --> 01:03:14,700 - That's why Stone Age procreation is banned in Greatland. 825 01:03:14,700 --> 01:03:15,950 It's Evil! 826 01:03:15,950 --> 01:03:17,223 - She was Evil. 827 01:03:20,120 --> 01:03:23,173 - Oh, so I'm half Evil now? 828 01:03:24,545 --> 01:03:26,430 Although that would explain a lot. 829 01:03:26,430 --> 01:03:28,200 - Evils is not even their real name. 830 01:03:28,200 --> 01:03:31,780 I think initially they were called Europeans 831 01:03:31,780 --> 01:03:34,580 or Chinese or Russians. 832 01:03:34,580 --> 01:03:36,240 Fascinating bunch! 833 01:03:36,240 --> 01:03:39,780 When I was young, I was sent there to study their ways. 834 01:03:39,780 --> 01:03:42,943 But I fell in love with Evelyn. 835 01:03:45,100 --> 01:03:47,190 I returned with you to Greatland 836 01:03:47,190 --> 01:03:49,483 and openly confessed my sin. 837 01:03:50,530 --> 01:03:54,000 The Altruists decided to keep me on the island. 838 01:03:54,000 --> 01:03:56,570 You were given a bracelet and sent to the mainland. 839 01:03:56,570 --> 01:03:59,820 In the meantime, Lee had eloped with the daughter 840 01:03:59,820 --> 01:04:01,293 of a high-ranking Altruist. 841 01:04:02,500 --> 01:04:04,650 When she died in childbirth, 842 01:04:04,650 --> 01:04:07,300 which tells you a lot about the state of medicine here 843 01:04:07,300 --> 01:04:08,930 on the island, 844 01:04:08,930 --> 01:04:13,930 Lee was made invisible and mute and sent back to Greatland. 845 01:04:14,910 --> 01:04:19,060 But he promised me to educate you and take care of you. 846 01:04:19,060 --> 01:04:20,053 - And that he did. 847 01:04:21,340 --> 01:04:22,400 He and Mother and I, 848 01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:25,600 we were one happy family before you showed up. 849 01:04:25,600 --> 01:04:26,660 Mother is the best! 850 01:04:26,660 --> 01:04:31,660 - Ulysses, the Mother of all Greats doesn't exist! 851 01:04:32,120 --> 01:04:35,600 It is an automatic voice application that runs 852 01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:38,480 on the bracelet broadcast system. 853 01:04:38,480 --> 01:04:39,810 - Yeah, right! 854 01:04:39,810 --> 01:04:42,120 You are just messing with me now! 855 01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:44,130 Mother told me you would. 856 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:47,847 You got any other ideas up your sleeve, "Dad"? 857 01:04:48,700 --> 01:04:49,653 Oh, I know! 858 01:04:51,180 --> 01:04:52,763 This is Repentance Island! 859 01:04:54,930 --> 01:04:56,893 - This is Repentance Island. 860 01:04:57,930 --> 01:05:00,597 (nervous music) 861 01:05:03,149 --> 01:05:06,232 (children screaming) 862 01:05:12,046 --> 01:05:13,129 - Oh delight! 863 01:05:14,340 --> 01:05:16,210 Oh loving delight! 864 01:05:16,210 --> 01:05:18,140 I've been blinded! 865 01:05:18,140 --> 01:05:19,950 - Calm down, calm. 866 01:05:21,242 --> 01:05:24,391 Repentance Island is not what you think it is. 867 01:05:24,391 --> 01:05:25,590 - By love, we live forever! 868 01:05:25,590 --> 01:05:26,790 By love, we live forever! 869 01:05:26,790 --> 01:05:28,203 By love, we live forever! 870 01:05:29,456 --> 01:05:31,383 - Why do I even bother? Forget it. 871 01:05:33,233 --> 01:05:36,150 (soft piano music) 872 01:05:52,820 --> 01:05:54,483 - Now you just hurt my feelings. 873 01:05:57,000 --> 01:06:01,480 Repentance Island is like the spookiest place in Greatland. 874 01:06:01,480 --> 01:06:02,763 How did you end up here? 875 01:06:03,620 --> 01:06:05,403 - I was born here. 876 01:06:06,290 --> 01:06:08,403 Do you want to know how Greatland works? 877 01:06:09,240 --> 01:06:12,810 - No, not really. I'd rather go find my friend Ugly Duck. 878 01:06:12,810 --> 01:06:14,870 - Well, you're not gonna be able to rescue her 879 01:06:14,870 --> 01:06:16,913 unless you know what you're up against. 880 01:06:18,781 --> 01:06:21,423 - All right, go ahead, enlighten me. 881 01:06:23,150 --> 01:06:27,307 - This is the Mind Map of Greatland. 882 01:06:28,660 --> 01:06:30,793 Me and Lee designed it. 883 01:06:31,710 --> 01:06:34,320 The bracelet system was his invention. 884 01:06:34,320 --> 01:06:37,240 - Someone spoke to me right before my bracelet blew up. 885 01:06:37,240 --> 01:06:39,350 He said, "Follow." - "Follow Orion." 886 01:06:39,350 --> 01:06:41,170 - Exactly! 887 01:06:41,170 --> 01:06:42,570 And in exactly that voice! 888 01:06:42,570 --> 01:06:43,403 Do you know who it was? 889 01:06:43,403 --> 01:06:44,510 - It was me. 890 01:06:44,510 --> 01:06:47,793 I programed that message into your bracelet many years ago. 891 01:06:49,840 --> 01:06:51,400 - So if I never broke my bracelet, 892 01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:52,800 you'd never reach out to me. 893 01:06:54,400 --> 01:06:55,503 - I knew you would. 894 01:06:57,300 --> 01:06:58,593 Let's not digress. 895 01:07:00,190 --> 01:07:02,760 The bracelets catch the thoughts of all Greats 896 01:07:02,760 --> 01:07:06,050 and transmit them here to the mainframe for analysis. 897 01:07:06,050 --> 01:07:10,113 Each thought is evaluated on a three level scale, 898 01:07:10,980 --> 01:07:12,900 Basic - green, 899 01:07:12,900 --> 01:07:15,290 Slightly Above Average - yellow, 900 01:07:15,290 --> 01:07:17,343 Dangerous/Complex - red. 901 01:07:19,120 --> 01:07:22,730 This is SLAVE Sanctuary. 902 01:07:22,730 --> 01:07:25,730 The SLAVEs are refusing to accept the authority 903 01:07:25,730 --> 01:07:28,360 of the Felinists over them anymore. 904 01:07:28,360 --> 01:07:30,087 - Wait, I thought the Felinists and 905 01:07:30,087 --> 01:07:32,030 the SLAVEs had nothing do with each other. 906 01:07:32,030 --> 01:07:34,120 - That's what Altruists want you to think. 907 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:36,570 The main purpose of the Felinists 908 01:07:36,570 --> 01:07:39,950 is to control the female SLAVEs. 909 01:07:39,950 --> 01:07:43,840 Fun fact: 80% of Felinists are euthanized 910 01:07:43,840 --> 01:07:46,323 within the first three years of joining the program. 911 01:07:49,840 --> 01:07:52,250 They are put out for Resurrection. 912 01:07:52,250 --> 01:07:54,950 And that is where the second problem originated. 913 01:07:54,950 --> 01:07:58,690 A few years ago, instead of euthanizing the Felinists, 914 01:07:58,690 --> 01:08:00,770 Optimists began saving them. 915 01:08:00,770 --> 01:08:02,110 - Like I want to save Ugly Duck? 916 01:08:02,110 --> 01:08:04,480 - Exactly! Felinists and Optimists 917 01:08:04,480 --> 01:08:08,603 who had "feelings" for each other, started to ran away, 918 01:08:09,470 --> 01:08:10,973 began to pro-create: 919 01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:15,200 there have been at least three babies born 920 01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:18,377 in what I call "the separatist territories." 921 01:08:20,390 --> 01:08:21,960 - Wow! 922 01:08:21,960 --> 01:08:26,070 - This spells the end of the current social contract. 923 01:08:26,070 --> 01:08:28,650 We must act now! 924 01:08:28,650 --> 01:08:30,550 If Evils find out the true state 925 01:08:30,550 --> 01:08:32,050 of affairs here in Greatland, 926 01:08:32,050 --> 01:08:33,990 they'll wipe us out! 927 01:08:33,990 --> 01:08:37,683 I have a list of measures. 928 01:08:41,230 --> 01:08:42,413 - Dad, it's okay. 929 01:08:48,250 --> 01:08:49,500 - I'm so tired. 930 01:08:50,520 --> 01:08:52,123 I've been on my own so long. 931 01:08:53,300 --> 01:08:55,430 I feel like I'm going crazy. 932 01:08:55,430 --> 01:08:57,630 - You're not crazy, you just worry too much. 933 01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:02,660 - What do you think of my map? 934 01:09:04,810 --> 01:09:06,810 - Don't worry, it's not accurate at all. 935 01:09:08,320 --> 01:09:09,800 I've been fooling Mother for years. 936 01:09:09,800 --> 01:09:11,610 I only told her what she wanted to hear. 937 01:09:11,610 --> 01:09:15,790 - Your bracelet always flashed yellow or red. 938 01:09:15,790 --> 01:09:19,560 Mother's pretty accurate since she's the only gadget around. 939 01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,210 - What's a "gadget"? 940 01:09:21,210 --> 01:09:23,500 - Gadgets are communication toys. 941 01:09:23,500 --> 01:09:27,260 Years ago, gadgets allowed everybody to talk to everybody. 942 01:09:27,260 --> 01:09:31,100 But soon it became so loud that nobody could listen 943 01:09:31,100 --> 01:09:33,060 to anybody anymore. 944 01:09:33,060 --> 01:09:36,770 So the Altruists decided to get rid of all the gadgets, 945 01:09:36,770 --> 01:09:37,693 leaving just one: 946 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:39,793 Mother. 947 01:09:41,050 --> 01:09:42,770 - And the Greats agreed? 948 01:09:42,770 --> 01:09:44,830 - They were relieved. 949 01:09:44,830 --> 01:09:48,810 By then they came to associate happiness with a simple life. 950 01:09:48,810 --> 01:09:51,390 You'd be amazed at the hardship people can accept 951 01:09:51,390 --> 01:09:53,183 if you put a positive spin on it. 952 01:09:54,090 --> 01:09:56,630 Positive Attitude Set-Up, 953 01:09:56,630 --> 01:10:00,030 that's what kept Greatland going all these years. 954 01:10:00,030 --> 01:10:02,200 - Look, Dad, your map is dope. 955 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:05,333 But I still have no idea where to find Ugly Duck. 956 01:10:07,800 --> 01:10:09,970 - If she's anything like her mother 957 01:10:11,180 --> 01:10:16,170 or Lee when he was still visible, she'd be a stunner. 958 01:10:16,170 --> 01:10:17,003 - She's kinda 959 01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:19,703 ugly beautiful. 960 01:10:21,640 --> 01:10:22,563 - Follow me. 961 01:10:26,550 --> 01:10:29,413 I think I know where she might be. 962 01:10:31,008 --> 01:10:33,925 (soft harpsichord music) 963 01:11:08,707 --> 01:11:10,957 - Who are all these people? 964 01:11:12,420 --> 01:11:13,533 - They are Altruists. 965 01:11:16,730 --> 01:11:19,703 - Is that lady testing out a Cure for the Virus? 966 01:11:21,220 --> 01:11:22,130 - I don't think so. 967 01:11:22,130 --> 01:11:24,213 I think she's enjoying her breakfast. 968 01:11:26,760 --> 01:11:31,473 - Hey! Those are Tokens of Love for the Cure research! 969 01:11:33,580 --> 01:11:37,980 - Kiddo, there is no such thing as a cure against death. 970 01:11:37,980 --> 01:11:39,013 Altruists know it. 971 01:11:40,510 --> 01:11:41,640 They enjoy every moment 972 01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:45,000 of their life making sure that you pay for it. 973 01:11:45,000 --> 01:11:48,570 - But that's so. Evil! 974 01:11:48,570 --> 01:11:51,740 - Exactly! This island is full of shit. 975 01:11:51,740 --> 01:11:53,990 Most Clerks became Altruists, 976 01:11:53,990 --> 01:11:55,830 or rebelled like Lee and were sent away. 977 01:11:55,830 --> 01:11:58,593 I'm pretty much the only Clerk left standing. 978 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:07,410 - [Lady Omega] Keep your moronic dog away from my cat! 979 01:12:07,410 --> 01:12:08,727 - [Alpha Altruist] What do you want? 980 01:12:08,727 --> 01:12:10,457 - [Lady Omega] The SLAVE Program! 981 01:12:10,457 --> 01:12:11,670 - [Alpha Altruist] You want those poor women 982 01:12:11,670 --> 01:12:13,880 to stop growing wheat and start making weapons. 983 01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:14,930 Out of what? 984 01:12:14,930 --> 01:12:16,200 Thin air? 985 01:12:16,200 --> 01:12:18,570 - [Lady Omega] Greatland has many enemies. 986 01:12:18,570 --> 01:12:19,960 - [Alpha Altruist] Honey, please, 987 01:12:19,960 --> 01:12:22,550 the rest of the world follows our model. 988 01:12:22,550 --> 01:12:24,050 They love LOVE, they hate HATE. 989 01:12:24,050 --> 01:12:25,170 We make sure they do. 990 01:12:25,170 --> 01:12:28,363 - I don't care! Cat Purry will win this election! 991 01:12:29,459 --> 01:12:30,640 (Clerk clears throat) 992 01:12:30,640 --> 01:12:32,053 Oh come in, Clerk! 993 01:12:34,640 --> 01:12:37,313 - Lady Omega, Alpha Altruist. 994 01:12:38,160 --> 01:12:39,480 - Hello, Clerk. 995 01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:43,010 Came to talk to my husband about his little runaway whores? 996 01:12:43,010 --> 01:12:44,020 Go ahead. 997 01:12:44,020 --> 01:12:47,810 - No, Ma'am. Actually, I came to draw your attention 998 01:12:47,810 --> 01:12:51,180 to recent developments 999 01:12:51,180 --> 01:12:52,533 in the Mind Map. 1000 01:12:52,533 --> 01:12:56,070 - Oh very well, Clerk. 1001 01:12:56,070 --> 01:12:58,140 Tell us how many millions of Greats are ready 1002 01:12:58,140 --> 01:13:00,562 to give their Tokens of Love to Cat Purry? 1003 01:13:00,562 --> 01:13:02,420 - Greats are a dog nation, dear. 1004 01:13:02,420 --> 01:13:05,453 They don't wanna see your cat as their Sweetheart. 1005 01:13:06,580 --> 01:13:08,233 - We'll see about that. 1006 01:13:09,460 --> 01:13:10,653 Take care, Clerk! 1007 01:13:19,060 --> 01:13:23,380 - The legend tells that my great great-grandfather 1008 01:13:23,380 --> 01:13:26,320 and a Navajo chief exchanged their personal rifle 1009 01:13:26,320 --> 01:13:29,473 and tomahawk to seal a peace treaty. 1010 01:13:30,750 --> 01:13:32,840 - Why did the rifle come back? 1011 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:36,950 - The ugly truth is that our side broke peace, 1012 01:13:36,950 --> 01:13:40,180 murdered the Navajo chief and all his tribe, 1013 01:13:40,180 --> 01:13:42,453 took back the rifle and all his land. 1014 01:13:45,610 --> 01:13:47,668 - I didn't know that, 1015 01:13:47,668 --> 01:13:49,487 fascinating. 1016 01:13:49,487 --> 01:13:50,813 And you are? 1017 01:13:51,720 --> 01:13:53,230 - Nobody. - He's my assistant. 1018 01:13:53,230 --> 01:13:54,320 - What for? 1019 01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:57,100 You're just inventing work for yourself, old friend. 1020 01:13:57,100 --> 01:13:58,150 - Not exactly. 1021 01:13:58,150 --> 01:14:01,000 If you care to take a look at the Mind Map. 1022 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,410 - He's pale. Whose kid is he anyway? 1023 01:14:03,410 --> 01:14:05,560 I don't remember seeing him on the island. 1024 01:14:05,560 --> 01:14:07,096 - He's the Policeman's. 1025 01:14:07,096 --> 01:14:08,747 - Ah, bloody Irish! 1026 01:14:08,747 --> 01:14:12,610 Those Policeman reproduce faster than Cat Purry. 1027 01:14:12,610 --> 01:14:15,040 You're lucky you have such cute little sisters. 1028 01:14:15,040 --> 01:14:17,310 - I'm sure his Dad will be pleased 1029 01:14:17,310 --> 01:14:20,010 to know that the Alpha Altruist fancies his daughters. 1030 01:14:21,290 --> 01:14:23,630 - Get rid of this rusty old piece of junk. 1031 01:14:23,630 --> 01:14:25,293 Let's talk business. 1032 01:14:30,180 --> 01:14:31,603 - Wait for me outside. 1033 01:14:39,520 --> 01:14:41,830 - Did you find my little princess? 1034 01:14:41,830 --> 01:14:44,393 - She tried to swim to the mainland, she drowned. 1035 01:14:45,790 --> 01:14:47,620 - Why would she try to run away? 1036 01:14:47,620 --> 01:14:49,710 I treated her like my own daughter! 1037 01:14:49,710 --> 01:14:51,333 - She was tortured. 1038 01:14:54,670 --> 01:14:55,503 - Clerk, 1039 01:14:56,970 --> 01:14:58,510 I've known you forever. 1040 01:14:58,510 --> 01:15:00,280 Do you think I could possibly torture 1041 01:15:00,280 --> 01:15:01,460 a little girl like that? 1042 01:15:01,460 --> 01:15:02,493 - Of course, not. 1043 01:15:03,380 --> 01:15:05,683 But somebody tortured her. 1044 01:15:07,640 --> 01:15:09,433 - I passed her down to. 1045 01:15:10,760 --> 01:15:12,440 the Philanthropist! 1046 01:15:12,440 --> 01:15:13,273 Ask him. 1047 01:15:14,920 --> 01:15:16,513 If he tortured her, that's it! 1048 01:15:17,750 --> 01:15:19,870 I will send him no more of the new ones. 1049 01:15:19,870 --> 01:15:21,983 No more of the new ones. 1050 01:15:34,590 --> 01:15:36,094 - Psst! 1051 01:15:36,094 --> 01:15:36,927 Ugly Duck! 1052 01:15:39,052 --> 01:15:40,250 (joyful music) 1053 01:15:40,250 --> 01:15:41,083 Ugly Duck! 1054 01:15:43,099 --> 01:15:46,432 (joyful music continues) 1055 01:15:56,890 --> 01:15:58,200 - Wow! 1056 01:15:58,200 --> 01:15:59,469 You look beautiful! 1057 01:15:59,469 --> 01:16:01,669 - Thank you. You're not too shabby yourself. 1058 01:16:02,930 --> 01:16:04,000 - Meh! 1059 01:16:04,000 --> 01:16:05,230 My Dad made me wear these. 1060 01:16:05,230 --> 01:16:06,433 I had to blend in. 1061 01:16:10,230 --> 01:16:11,784 - Who gave you this? 1062 01:16:11,784 --> 01:16:12,617 Where did you get this? 1063 01:16:12,617 --> 01:16:14,800 - Alpha Altruist, he's really nice. 1064 01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:16,700 And did you see Jörg Doberman and Cat Purry? 1065 01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:17,760 - We have to go, now! 1066 01:16:17,760 --> 01:16:20,063 - No! I'm not your property! 1067 01:16:22,800 --> 01:16:24,223 - But I came to save you! 1068 01:16:25,550 --> 01:16:27,090 - From what? 1069 01:16:27,090 --> 01:16:30,130 - Relax, old friend. Greatland is doing just fine. 1070 01:16:30,130 --> 01:16:33,170 We have successfully avoided a totalitarian dictatorship 1071 01:16:33,170 --> 01:16:36,100 and steered the ship toward a supra-democracy. 1072 01:16:36,100 --> 01:16:38,530 The Gender War is over. 1073 01:16:38,530 --> 01:16:40,420 Minorities decide for the majority. 1074 01:16:40,420 --> 01:16:45,033 And every Great has rights but no responsibilities. 1075 01:16:45,890 --> 01:16:47,043 On that note, 1076 01:16:48,080 --> 01:16:50,600 let's enjoy this beautiful sunset 1077 01:16:50,600 --> 01:16:52,360 on this perfect island, shall we? 1078 01:16:52,360 --> 01:16:55,650 - But the social peace is fragile, 1079 01:16:55,650 --> 01:16:58,883 replenishment of the population an issue. 1080 01:17:00,032 --> 01:17:01,970 Greatland has lost its economic 1081 01:17:01,970 --> 01:17:05,650 and technological advantages to Evildom. 1082 01:17:05,650 --> 01:17:07,853 - Enough! I'm gonna say this one time: 1083 01:17:09,160 --> 01:17:11,623 Don't be paranoid! 1084 01:17:20,720 --> 01:17:24,180 - Alpha Altruist rescued me from the Optimists. 1085 01:17:24,180 --> 01:17:26,148 He loves me like his own daughter. 1086 01:17:26,148 --> 01:17:27,630 - You don't understand anything! 1087 01:17:27,630 --> 01:17:30,513 The girl who was here before you, they killed her! 1088 01:17:31,540 --> 01:17:33,080 - What's "killed"? 1089 01:17:33,080 --> 01:17:34,840 - It's that Stone Age thing we read about in books! 1090 01:17:34,840 --> 01:17:36,990 You're put out but like, forever! 1091 01:17:36,990 --> 01:17:39,160 No Resurrection, nada! 1092 01:17:39,160 --> 01:17:42,000 - Alpha Altruist said he'd never let anyone hurt me. 1093 01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:44,610 This is the safest place on Earth! 1094 01:17:44,610 --> 01:17:46,860 Ulysses, I love you, to what end deceive? 1095 01:17:46,860 --> 01:17:49,880 But I am now another's bride. 1096 01:17:49,880 --> 01:17:51,703 For ever faithful will abide. 1097 01:17:51,703 --> 01:17:54,120 (soft music) 1098 01:18:06,750 --> 01:18:07,893 - Shit. 1099 01:18:10,861 --> 01:18:11,694 - What? 1100 01:18:13,620 --> 01:18:15,240 - Shit. 1101 01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:18,487 When I am angry I say "shit". 1102 01:18:20,300 --> 01:18:22,427 - We say "Love" and "Delight". 1103 01:18:23,370 --> 01:18:24,870 But I like your "Shit" better. 1104 01:18:26,070 --> 01:18:27,457 - Now say "Fuck!" 1105 01:18:28,647 --> 01:18:29,737 - "Fuck" 1106 01:18:29,737 --> 01:18:30,957 - Fuck! 1107 01:18:30,957 --> 01:18:31,790 - Fuck! 1108 01:18:31,790 --> 01:18:32,623 - Fu uuuuu-ck! 1109 01:18:32,623 --> 01:18:33,664 Shit! - Fuck! 1110 01:18:33,664 --> 01:18:34,810 - Shit! - Fuck! 1111 01:18:34,810 --> 01:18:35,680 - Fuck! - Fuck! 1112 01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:36,742 - Shit! - Shit! 1113 01:18:36,742 --> 01:18:38,017 - Fuck! - Shit! 1114 01:18:38,017 --> 01:18:38,850 - Fuck! - Fuck! 1115 01:18:38,850 --> 01:18:39,683 - Fuck! - Fuck! 1116 01:18:39,683 --> 01:18:42,350 (door knocking) 1117 01:18:45,281 --> 01:18:47,948 (garage gate cracking) 1118 01:18:49,387 --> 01:18:52,540 (crickets chirping) 1119 01:18:52,540 --> 01:18:53,533 - Hello, Clerk. 1120 01:18:54,810 --> 01:18:56,960 Jesus, I've known you for so long 1121 01:18:56,960 --> 01:18:58,633 that I forgot your real name. 1122 01:18:59,730 --> 01:19:00,833 - I forgot myself. 1123 01:19:06,662 --> 01:19:09,412 (whisky pouring) 1124 01:19:12,210 --> 01:19:14,900 - Sometimes this island feels like a prison. 1125 01:19:14,900 --> 01:19:17,040 We certainly behave like prisoners. 1126 01:19:17,040 --> 01:19:20,320 Going by nicknames, dreaming of escaping. 1127 01:19:20,320 --> 01:19:23,385 - Pour vivre heureux, vivons cachés. 1128 01:19:23,385 --> 01:19:24,218 (glass clinking) 1129 01:19:24,218 --> 01:19:26,513 - Yes, to live happy let's live hidden. 1130 01:19:28,160 --> 01:19:29,580 But don't you just wanna go back to Greatland 1131 01:19:29,580 --> 01:19:32,513 and restore everything to how it was before? 1132 01:19:33,570 --> 01:19:34,730 We'll drop the act. 1133 01:19:34,730 --> 01:19:37,820 Call ourselves by our real names and titles. 1134 01:19:37,820 --> 01:19:40,230 Call everything by what it is. 1135 01:19:40,230 --> 01:19:42,350 - You would hold the mirror up 1136 01:19:42,350 --> 01:19:45,570 to the masses of depressed and neglected people. 1137 01:19:45,570 --> 01:19:47,187 What do you think the result would be? 1138 01:19:47,187 --> 01:19:48,783 - I have no idea. 1139 01:19:50,120 --> 01:19:52,113 But I want real power. 1140 01:19:53,380 --> 01:19:55,353 Not this golden retirement! 1141 01:19:56,210 --> 01:19:59,280 Are you too have this thirst, 1142 01:19:59,280 --> 01:20:02,040 this passion for real impact? 1143 01:20:02,040 --> 01:20:05,010 You want to leave a legacy. 1144 01:20:05,010 --> 01:20:06,800 You and I, we've been waiting 1145 01:20:06,800 --> 01:20:10,390 in the shadow of Alpha Altruist for decades. 1146 01:20:10,390 --> 01:20:12,093 I've had enough! 1147 01:20:13,040 --> 01:20:14,533 What about you? 1148 01:20:16,970 --> 01:20:18,733 - It won't work. 1149 01:20:19,630 --> 01:20:24,630 We have no resources to take power in Greatland. 1150 01:20:24,760 --> 01:20:27,570 - You are the smartest and most competent person 1151 01:20:27,570 --> 01:20:28,800 on this island. 1152 01:20:28,800 --> 01:20:31,450 I'm the voice of Mother. 1153 01:20:31,450 --> 01:20:34,510 Together we can figure it out. 1154 01:20:34,510 --> 01:20:37,260 (glass clinking) 1155 01:20:39,977 --> 01:20:42,450 - We're a dying breed. 1156 01:20:42,450 --> 01:20:44,743 We've been here our entire lives. 1157 01:20:45,880 --> 01:20:48,223 It's too late in the day for escaping. 1158 01:20:51,625 --> 01:20:54,292 (garage gate cracking) 1159 01:21:00,310 --> 01:21:01,143 - Coward! 1160 01:21:06,280 --> 01:21:09,197 (Ulysses knocking) 1161 01:21:11,980 --> 01:21:15,400 - She thinks that you are the most competent guy 1162 01:21:15,400 --> 01:21:16,673 on the island! 1163 01:21:18,190 --> 01:21:21,143 And why is no one happy in a Stone Age marriage? 1164 01:21:21,980 --> 01:21:25,350 - I have a feeling that she's gonna try 1165 01:21:25,350 --> 01:21:27,963 and overthrow the Alpha Altruist. 1166 01:21:29,040 --> 01:21:29,913 - Seriously? 1167 01:21:31,610 --> 01:21:33,390 Well, then why didn't you take her up on her offer? 1168 01:21:33,390 --> 01:21:35,710 - Because the future of Greatland will be determined 1169 01:21:35,710 --> 01:21:37,250 by young people 1170 01:21:38,870 --> 01:21:39,983 like you. 1171 01:21:42,270 --> 01:21:45,149 And the strongest amongst them. 1172 01:21:45,149 --> 01:21:47,120 - Don't look at me! I'm not strong. 1173 01:21:47,120 --> 01:21:48,570 - I beg to differ. 1174 01:21:48,570 --> 01:21:50,960 You smashed your bracelet. 1175 01:21:50,960 --> 01:21:54,080 You came to the aid of a damsel in distress. 1176 01:21:54,080 --> 01:21:55,810 You are a rebel! 1177 01:21:55,810 --> 01:21:58,147 Live with it, embrace it. 1178 01:21:58,147 --> 01:21:59,943 - You really think I'm that dumb? 1179 01:22:01,520 --> 01:22:04,120 You didn't give a shit about me until you needed me. 1180 01:22:05,220 --> 01:22:07,920 Now you expect me to achieve everything you failed at. 1181 01:22:09,150 --> 01:22:10,133 Crafty, Dad! 1182 01:22:10,980 --> 01:22:12,123 Real crafty. 1183 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:16,793 - Yeah, well, 1184 01:22:18,250 --> 01:22:19,083 that's about it. 1185 01:22:23,170 --> 01:22:24,003 - Unbelievable! 1186 01:22:25,890 --> 01:22:28,663 She was right, you are a coward. 1187 01:22:30,370 --> 01:22:32,483 - I'm out! Thanks for the cookies, Dad. 1188 01:22:34,000 --> 01:22:36,143 - Take your emotions out of the equation. 1189 01:22:38,050 --> 01:22:39,363 Think like a Clerk. 1190 01:22:42,060 --> 01:22:42,893 - All right! 1191 01:22:44,833 --> 01:22:47,070 You help me to take Ugly Duck away from the Alpha Altruist, 1192 01:22:47,070 --> 01:22:48,757 and I'm game to save Greatland. 1193 01:22:51,820 --> 01:22:52,653 Come on! 1194 01:22:54,150 --> 01:22:55,173 Think like a Clerk. 1195 01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:58,673 - Deal. 1196 01:23:04,730 --> 01:23:05,563 - All right. 1197 01:23:06,630 --> 01:23:09,600 Let's find out who's killing all the Great girls, 1198 01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:11,211 and show them that Clerks have teeth. 1199 01:23:11,211 --> 01:23:13,961 (engine roaring) 1200 01:23:27,178 --> 01:23:29,595 (eerie music) 1201 01:23:42,919 --> 01:23:44,919 - Is this bug an insect? 1202 01:23:46,740 --> 01:23:47,683 Can it be? 1203 01:23:50,870 --> 01:23:51,703 - Philanthropist, 1204 01:23:51,703 --> 01:23:55,550 the Alpha Altruist wants to know what happened 1205 01:23:55,550 --> 01:23:58,307 to the last girl he passed on to you. 1206 01:23:59,808 --> 01:24:00,641 - Oh yes! 1207 01:24:01,877 --> 01:24:04,173 The blond beast of prey, 1208 01:24:06,830 --> 01:24:08,363 the magnificent blond beast! 1209 01:24:10,000 --> 01:24:12,860 - Except this one wasn't avidly prowling 1210 01:24:12,860 --> 01:24:15,090 for spoils of victory. 1211 01:24:15,090 --> 01:24:17,560 She was tortured and drowned. 1212 01:24:19,630 --> 01:24:20,463 - Round bugs, 1213 01:24:22,992 --> 01:24:23,909 shiny bugs, 1214 01:24:26,480 --> 01:24:27,313 fat bugs, 1215 01:24:29,250 --> 01:24:30,083 lady bugs. 1216 01:24:33,970 --> 01:24:35,053 I love bugs! 1217 01:24:36,420 --> 01:24:38,210 - He's full blast into bugs. 1218 01:24:38,210 --> 01:24:39,043 - No kidding? 1219 01:24:41,570 --> 01:24:42,763 Philanthropist! 1220 01:24:44,190 --> 01:24:45,813 Who killed the girl? 1221 01:24:47,746 --> 01:24:52,142 - Heaven has no rage 1222 01:24:52,142 --> 01:24:54,913 like love to hatred turned, 1223 01:24:57,000 --> 01:24:58,970 nor hell a fury 1224 01:25:00,640 --> 01:25:02,340 like a woman scorned. 1225 01:25:04,589 --> 01:25:06,089 - "Woman scorned", 1226 01:25:07,250 --> 01:25:09,400 that sounds like the Alpha Altruist's wife. 1227 01:25:10,670 --> 01:25:14,530 - Ex ore parvulorum veritas. 1228 01:25:16,467 --> 01:25:18,167 - "This child speaks the truth." 1229 01:25:21,020 --> 01:25:23,343 Then Lady Omega has gone bonkers. 1230 01:25:26,630 --> 01:25:28,133 Ugly Duck is in danger. 1231 01:25:30,007 --> 01:25:32,653 Greatland is in danger. We must hurry! 1232 01:25:33,620 --> 01:25:34,470 - Cool bugs, man! 1233 01:25:37,773 --> 01:25:39,173 (door cracking) 1234 01:25:39,173 --> 01:25:41,182 (nervous music) 1235 01:25:41,182 --> 01:25:43,432 (gun shot) 1236 01:25:47,965 --> 01:25:50,632 (door cracking) 1237 01:26:10,367 --> 01:26:12,433 "To whom it may concern, 1238 01:26:13,350 --> 01:26:15,180 I had killed myself. 1239 01:26:15,180 --> 01:26:19,010 My wife will become the next Sweetheart of Greatland. 1240 01:26:19,010 --> 01:26:21,747 Take care, the Alpha Altruist." 1241 01:26:23,010 --> 01:26:26,593 - She can't even write a decent suicide note. 1242 01:26:28,880 --> 01:26:30,713 - [Ugly Duck] Ulysses! 1243 01:26:33,531 --> 01:26:35,364 - Time's up Ugly Duck! 1244 01:26:36,634 --> 01:26:37,884 Stupid redhead! 1245 01:26:39,479 --> 01:26:41,229 Die you little whore! 1246 01:26:42,438 --> 01:26:43,271 - Dad? 1247 01:26:43,271 --> 01:26:44,104 - Die now! 1248 01:26:46,322 --> 01:26:48,068 Ugly redhead you! 1249 01:26:48,068 --> 01:26:49,568 - Ulysses help me! 1250 01:26:51,723 --> 01:26:53,993 - Just how fucking dumb is she! 1251 01:26:55,130 --> 01:26:56,933 - No Dad! You could kill Ugly Duck! 1252 01:26:56,933 --> 01:26:58,233 I have to go and save her! 1253 01:27:03,681 --> 01:27:06,048 Not my Mother, not my Sweetheart. 1254 01:27:06,048 --> 01:27:10,116 (dog barking) (gun shot) 1255 01:27:10,116 --> 01:27:10,949 Fuck! 1256 01:27:23,986 --> 01:27:25,683 - I'm so sorry, Ulysses! 1257 01:27:27,560 --> 01:27:29,032 You were right! 1258 01:27:29,032 --> 01:27:30,760 Alpha Altruist tried to contaminate me 1259 01:27:30,760 --> 01:27:33,040 with his Life Force when his wife. 1260 01:27:33,040 --> 01:27:34,033 - Small wonder 1261 01:27:35,829 --> 01:27:39,593 that Trojans and Achaeans endured so much 1262 01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:41,893 and for so long, 1263 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:46,173 for the sake of a woman so marvelously and divinely lovely. 1264 01:27:48,070 --> 01:27:49,527 - You read the "Odyssey"! 1265 01:28:04,890 --> 01:28:05,723 - Gotcha! 1266 01:28:06,854 --> 01:28:10,680 (helicopter engine roaring) 1267 01:28:10,680 --> 01:28:12,397 - She's heading to Greatland. 1268 01:28:13,690 --> 01:28:16,870 Our self-proclaimed Sweetheart needs TV 1269 01:28:16,870 --> 01:28:18,023 to make herself legit. 1270 01:28:18,940 --> 01:28:19,840 - How do you know? 1271 01:28:21,300 --> 01:28:23,850 - That's the advantage of spending your life 1272 01:28:23,850 --> 01:28:25,513 in the shadows of power. 1273 01:28:26,360 --> 01:28:27,370 Plenty of time 1274 01:28:28,530 --> 01:28:29,893 to observe, 1275 01:28:32,012 --> 01:28:35,000 to learn 1276 01:28:38,278 --> 01:28:39,278 and prepare. 1277 01:28:47,552 --> 01:28:49,460 (buzzing) 1278 01:28:49,460 --> 01:28:50,993 - My fellow Greats! 1279 01:28:52,290 --> 01:28:53,537 The time has come. 1280 01:28:53,537 --> 01:28:55,670 (trembling) 1281 01:28:55,670 --> 01:28:59,700 According to the Tokens of Love cast for both candidates, 1282 01:28:59,700 --> 01:29:02,167 the next Greatland's Sweetheart is 1283 01:29:05,380 --> 01:29:06,213 I'm nervous, 1284 01:29:10,135 --> 01:29:11,644 Jörg Doberman! 1285 01:29:11,644 --> 01:29:13,061 - Let's go champ! 1286 01:29:19,628 --> 01:29:21,176 - A dog again?! 1287 01:29:21,176 --> 01:29:24,737 - No loving way! Fraud! Rigged! Boo! 1288 01:29:24,737 --> 01:29:26,531 - Felinist goddesses! 1289 01:29:26,531 --> 01:29:28,114 Join my Revolution! 1290 01:29:33,422 --> 01:29:35,705 (shouting) 1291 01:29:35,705 --> 01:29:37,192 (crowd trembling) 1292 01:29:37,192 --> 01:29:38,609 - I'm your Mother 1293 01:29:39,677 --> 01:29:43,893 and I proclaim myself the Greatland's Sweetheart! 1294 01:29:47,360 --> 01:29:48,520 - Who the love is this? 1295 01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:50,968 - Another one of those crazy Felinists! 1296 01:29:50,968 --> 01:29:52,580 - I'm so confused right now 1297 01:29:52,580 --> 01:29:53,930 it's making me lose weight. 1298 01:29:55,200 --> 01:29:57,446 - My dear Great children! 1299 01:29:57,446 --> 01:29:59,200 I'm your Mother. 1300 01:29:59,200 --> 01:30:01,120 Don't listen to this woman. 1301 01:30:01,120 --> 01:30:04,353 She's an anti-Felinist hate-monger. 1302 01:30:05,240 --> 01:30:06,860 - Not my Sweetheart! 1303 01:30:06,860 --> 01:30:09,790 I'm not her! I'm who I am and I deserve better! 1304 01:30:09,790 --> 01:30:12,920 - Try soul-crushing pain and devastation and hopelessness 1305 01:30:12,920 --> 01:30:14,730 to describe how we are feeling in this moment. 1306 01:30:14,730 --> 01:30:17,513 - No! Greats won't be silenced! 1307 01:30:17,513 --> 01:30:20,263 (crowd shouting) 1308 01:31:01,030 --> 01:31:02,380 - [Mother] My children! 1309 01:31:02,380 --> 01:31:04,020 As your Mother, 1310 01:31:04,020 --> 01:31:08,440 I'm appalled and saddened to inform you that this morning, 1311 01:31:08,440 --> 01:31:12,000 Jörg Doberman was cowardly put out for Resurrection 1312 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:15,623 by this fanatic Felinist woman. 1313 01:31:18,610 --> 01:31:19,450 - Didn't we just say. 1314 01:31:19,450 --> 01:31:20,953 - Shush! 1315 01:31:20,953 --> 01:31:22,820 Everything you're saying now 1316 01:31:22,820 --> 01:31:25,800 is being broadcast across Greatland. 1317 01:31:25,800 --> 01:31:28,510 - But didn't we just say she was anti Felinist, 1318 01:31:28,510 --> 01:31:31,160 and now we're saying she is a Felinist fanatic! 1319 01:31:31,160 --> 01:31:32,890 - It doesn't matter. 1320 01:31:32,890 --> 01:31:34,590 Mother can say whatever she wants. 1321 01:31:35,733 --> 01:31:38,350 (door knocking) 1322 01:31:38,350 --> 01:31:40,443 - Clerk! Open up! We know you're there! 1323 01:31:44,062 --> 01:31:46,340 - Enough is enough! 1324 01:31:46,340 --> 01:31:48,007 Down with Felinists! 1325 01:31:49,511 --> 01:31:52,178 (crowd roaring) 1326 01:32:05,740 --> 01:32:07,860 - We're here on the order of Lady Omega. 1327 01:32:07,860 --> 01:32:09,460 Release the hostage immediately! 1328 01:32:10,940 --> 01:32:12,759 - What hostage? 1329 01:32:12,759 --> 01:32:15,092 (cat meows) 1330 01:32:17,380 --> 01:32:18,873 Is it what I think? 1331 01:32:25,080 --> 01:32:25,913 - What?! 1332 01:32:25,913 --> 01:32:27,323 I found her on the floor. 1333 01:32:29,389 --> 01:32:31,722 (cat meows) 1334 01:32:36,030 --> 01:32:37,650 - Unrest is spreading. 1335 01:32:37,650 --> 01:32:39,097 We need to deploy the Optimists. 1336 01:32:39,097 --> 01:32:40,740 - No way! This is fun! 1337 01:32:40,740 --> 01:32:42,291 - This is not a joke Ulysses! 1338 01:32:42,291 --> 01:32:43,210 (door knocking loudly) 1339 01:32:43,210 --> 01:32:44,610 - Clerk! Don't make me do it! 1340 01:32:44,610 --> 01:32:46,610 - We're losing control of the situation! 1341 01:32:48,590 --> 01:32:50,590 - Greatland is one big scam! 1342 01:32:50,590 --> 01:32:51,650 No one cares. 1343 01:32:51,650 --> 01:32:52,780 No one tells the truth. 1344 01:32:52,780 --> 01:32:55,390 No one should be in charge of this mess. 1345 01:32:55,390 --> 01:32:57,023 Let it all blow to pieces! 1346 01:32:59,260 --> 01:33:01,123 - Is this how we kill each other? 1347 01:33:02,420 --> 01:33:03,953 Ulysses, this is scary. 1348 01:33:05,520 --> 01:33:07,173 How do we go back? 1349 01:33:08,272 --> 01:33:10,650 In our "Amazing Love Store 1350 01:33:10,650 --> 01:33:13,050 when something was broken, we'd fix it. 1351 01:33:13,050 --> 01:33:15,848 Dad would never let us throw it away. 1352 01:33:15,848 --> 01:33:17,143 I want my Greatland back. 1353 01:33:19,330 --> 01:33:22,220 Please, make this madness stop. 1354 01:33:22,220 --> 01:33:24,340 - The majority of Greats are feeling the same way, 1355 01:33:24,340 --> 01:33:26,250 I guarantee you they're scared. 1356 01:33:26,250 --> 01:33:28,050 - Clerk! You're a dead man! 1357 01:33:28,050 --> 01:33:32,060 - Ulysses, you came here as Nobody. 1358 01:33:32,060 --> 01:33:33,133 Now you have Duck. 1359 01:33:34,050 --> 01:33:36,793 Together, you are Everybody. 1360 01:33:39,087 --> 01:33:41,670 - And what does Everybody want? 1361 01:33:43,637 --> 01:33:46,220 (upbeat music) 1362 01:35:22,140 --> 01:35:25,050 - [Mother] My children, Greats don't hate. 1363 01:35:25,050 --> 01:35:26,370 We love. 1364 01:35:26,370 --> 01:35:28,370 No need to fight. 1365 01:35:28,370 --> 01:35:31,230 I, your Mother, will make sure that sons 1366 01:35:31,230 --> 01:35:34,470 of Jörg Doberman grow strong and will compete 1367 01:35:34,470 --> 01:35:37,990 for the Greatland's Sweetheart title in the near future. 1368 01:35:37,990 --> 01:35:41,080 By love, we live forever! 1369 01:35:41,080 --> 01:35:43,240 Meanwhile, Cat Purry will act 1370 01:35:43,240 --> 01:35:45,393 as Greatland's Interim Sweetheart. 1371 01:35:52,220 --> 01:35:54,270 - Phew, what a scare! 1372 01:35:54,270 --> 01:35:57,140 But all's well that ends well. 1373 01:35:57,140 --> 01:36:00,020 All love and admire Cat Purry! 1374 01:36:00,020 --> 01:36:03,585 - All love and admire Cat Purry! 1375 01:36:03,585 --> 01:36:06,520 - The new Greatland Sweetheart! 1376 01:36:06,520 --> 01:36:09,295 - The new Greatland Sweetheart! 1377 01:36:09,295 --> 01:36:12,128 - Greatland! Greatland! Greatland! 1378 01:36:24,242 --> 01:36:26,090 (buzzing) 1379 01:36:26,090 --> 01:36:26,923 (door knocking) 1380 01:36:26,923 --> 01:36:28,020 - Clerk! We're breaking in! 1381 01:36:30,450 --> 01:36:33,357 - All right, time's up. 1382 01:36:33,357 --> 01:36:34,190 (beep) 1383 01:36:34,190 --> 01:36:36,940 (bomb exploding) 1384 01:36:44,573 --> 01:36:47,156 (active music) 1385 01:36:53,423 --> 01:36:55,840 (calm music) 1386 01:37:01,331 --> 01:37:03,831 (tense music) 1387 01:37:10,535 --> 01:37:11,368 - Come on! 1388 01:37:25,624 --> 01:37:27,850 (water splashing) 1389 01:37:27,850 --> 01:37:29,760 - Why did you blow up the House on the Hill? 1390 01:37:29,760 --> 01:37:31,140 I thought you were all for continuity! 1391 01:37:31,140 --> 01:37:32,023 - I snapped. 1392 01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:39,180 I owe your Father a great debt. 1393 01:37:39,180 --> 01:37:40,513 This is for you, 1394 01:37:41,633 --> 01:37:43,693 a small token of my gratitude. 1395 01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:46,470 - Thank you, Uncle Clerk. 1396 01:37:46,470 --> 01:37:48,450 - With the House on the Hill gone, 1397 01:37:48,450 --> 01:37:50,950 this is the only thing that commands the Optimists 1398 01:37:51,870 --> 01:37:53,877 and pretty much everything in Greatland. 1399 01:37:56,660 --> 01:37:58,210 You are Mother now. 1400 01:37:58,210 --> 01:38:01,067 - Uncle Clerk, you mean so much to me. 1401 01:38:01,067 --> 01:38:03,317 (gun shot) 1402 01:38:04,833 --> 01:38:07,295 - Clerk! It's over! Give up Cat Purry! 1403 01:38:07,295 --> 01:38:09,628 (gun shots) 1404 01:38:12,157 --> 01:38:14,330 - Get to the boat! They won't follow you to the mainland. 1405 01:38:14,330 --> 01:38:16,910 They're shit scared of Greats. 1406 01:38:16,910 --> 01:38:18,077 - No, I'm not leaving you! 1407 01:38:18,077 --> 01:38:19,513 - Listen to me, Clerk. 1408 01:38:20,660 --> 01:38:24,490 Rule Greatland in Cat Purry's name. 1409 01:38:24,490 --> 01:38:27,540 Open the minds of the Greats gradually. 1410 01:38:27,540 --> 01:38:31,640 No chaos, no brisk moves, smooth transition. 1411 01:38:31,640 --> 01:38:34,680 Study the Mind Map, it has many levels. 1412 01:38:34,680 --> 01:38:37,910 Find the blueprint for the Great Reform and follow it. 1413 01:38:37,910 --> 01:38:39,073 - Please, come with me! 1414 01:38:40,470 --> 01:38:42,560 - This island's all I know. 1415 01:38:42,560 --> 01:38:44,963 I am a coward, Ulysses. 1416 01:38:46,080 --> 01:38:47,880 I wouldn't last a day in a new world. 1417 01:38:47,880 --> 01:38:49,418 - Ulysses hurry up! 1418 01:38:49,418 --> 01:38:51,210 (gun shots) 1419 01:38:51,210 --> 01:38:53,951 - By love, we live forever! Now go! 1420 01:38:53,951 --> 01:38:55,001 - [Ugly Duck] Ulysses! 1421 01:38:55,001 --> 01:38:57,584 (active music) 1422 01:38:58,888 --> 01:38:59,721 - Hey! 1423 01:39:00,787 --> 01:39:01,620 Hey! 1424 01:39:14,302 --> 01:39:16,552 (gun shot) 1425 01:39:18,129 --> 01:39:20,712 (axe clanging) 1426 01:39:23,932 --> 01:39:27,015 (policeman grunting) 1427 01:39:37,443 --> 01:39:40,572 (wind blowing) 1428 01:39:40,572 --> 01:39:42,249 (birds singing) 1429 01:39:42,249 --> 01:39:44,666 (soft music) 1430 01:40:07,430 --> 01:40:08,823 - Be strong saith my heart. 1431 01:40:11,130 --> 01:40:12,020 I am a Clerk. 1432 01:40:12,020 --> 01:40:15,144 (calm music) 1433 01:40:15,144 --> 01:40:17,811 (birds singing) 1434 01:40:46,970 --> 01:40:50,920 There will be killing until the score is paid. 1435 01:41:02,815 --> 01:41:05,565 (dramatic music) 1436 01:41:10,662 --> 01:41:13,079 (calm music) 1437 01:43:20,961 --> 01:43:23,544 (lively music) 92434