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PAT: Okay.
Thank you, Lady B.
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Right, for me,
it's a nice day,
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so I would go for my tracky Bs,
my tracky T
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-Ooh.
-JULIAN: Trendy.
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-Robin?
-Er...
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Apollo A7L spacesuit.
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You've got liquid cooling,
portable life-support system,
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locking cuff, go, "Kshhh..."
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Spaceman. Yeah, really cool.
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-Very cool.
-Julian?
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-Trousers.
-Right, any sort of...
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No, any kind of trousers.
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It's funny, you don't miss them
till they're gone.
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No. Kitty?
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Blue jeans...
and a green jumper.
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Like Alison?
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Oh, gosh. Yes!
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-We'd be like twins.
-Captain?
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This.
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-You're kidding.
-No.
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We're saying you get up
in the morning and you can
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Thomas is wearing double denim
with aviators!
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-So...
-And Mary
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is wearing a dress
made out of seashells.
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With a simple lobster hat.
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-Still wouldn't change a thing.
-All right.
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Well, that's it for
What I Would Wear
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Don't forget... later,
Julian will be giving a speech
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at 6:00 p.m. sharp,
on the art of spin.
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-Is that off spin
or leg spin? Because...
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Different kind of spin.
It's a political tactic,
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's save it for later.
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-Yeah, okay, yeah, okay.
-Cool, cool.
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Look at all these bits
I found out there.
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-ALL: Ooh.
-That's interesting.
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That might be
worth something.
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Is that Queen Victoria?
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Oh, that's Elizabeth II.
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Which one's that?
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Our one.
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Oh, I despair.
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Hmm. There might be
something else
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There's an old pipe
and whatever this is.
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Ah, looks like a musket ball.
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-FANNY: Yes, I think it is.
-They think it's a musket ball.
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It is.
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Thomas, you don't think
that it's the one that...
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I know it.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, God, it burns.
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Mock me no more,
cruel world!
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It's a musket ball.
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Are you sure
you want me to come?
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-Everyone's bringing partners.
-Yeah, but it's your reunion.
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I didn't even go to your school.
I'll just be like a lemon.
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Obi's going to be there.
You can talk to him.
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Is that Kevin guy going?
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Kevin McMahan?
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You know
who I'm talking about.
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The one you dumped
when you met me.
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I don't know. Maybe.
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-Is his partner
going to be there?
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I don't know if he has one.
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Right. Okay.
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Yeah, cool.
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-Are you okay?
-Yep. Cool.
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-Okay.
-Cool.
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Cool, cool, cool.
I am cool.
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Thomas.
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I wanted to apologise
for my outburst earlier today.
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Which one?
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You are kind
to make light of it.
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It must've been a shock
to see me so ruled
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-Erm...
-You see,
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I was overcome
with the memory of it all.
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Come in.
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'Tis not a pleasant thing
to contemplate,
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Hmm.
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Perhaps I can give you account
of the unhappy events
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Oh, you don't have to.
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October 10th, 1824.
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-Okay.
-A crisp autumnal afternoon.
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My cousin and I had
accepted invitation
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to a gathering
at Higham House,
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as it then was known.
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FRANCIS: What a place.
Imagine inheriting this!
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It's pleasant enough to visit.
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I wouldn't want to live here!
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The day's proceedings
were to feature recitals
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of both music and poetry.
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Try not to
embarrass me, Cousin.
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I looked forward
to unveiling my new work,
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but most of all,
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I looked forward
to seeing once again
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my beloved Isabelle.
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Oh, my heart
is aflutter, Cousin.
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She is fine indeed.
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Shall we speak to the girl?
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Nay! Nay, nay, nay, nay.
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She is with her father.
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He does not know
we have an attachment.
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Though I long to know
that her feelings are unchanged.
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Write her a note, then.
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I will deliver it.
I will be your Cupid.
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I penned a note,
thanked my cousin...
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Thank you, Cousin.
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-...and waited,
breath bated, for the...
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Oh, where is that thing?
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I am listening.
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Carry on.
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-Snickers?
-Yes.
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What's wrong with Marathon?
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Snickers sounds like
"It's knickers..."
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'S knickers. 'S knickers.
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-Well, is that a bad thing?
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PAT: Well, no, I suppose not,
but what does it mean?
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It doesn't make
any bloody sense, does it?
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-Am I early?
-As usual!
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You and Lady B
are always the first.
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What?
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I was just saying
you're always the first.
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PAT: You could set
a clock by you two.
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FANNY: Well, there's
nothing wrong
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Anyway, it's not six yet, so...
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let's talk
amongst ourselves, shall we?
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So your cousin
gave her your letter?
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-Yes.
-Oh, my...
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In the meantime,
the day's entertainments
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-Oh.
-
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And soon it came
my turn to enthral.
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And now, esteemed guests,
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we are honoured by a recital
from our greatest living poet,
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Thomas Thorne.
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"Summer hath aroused
The twilight of life in the hay
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"Shadows long and dark
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"Time has passed
Since the honeymoon of May
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"And held aloft by rosy buds
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"Whose nectar sweet forbade..."
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How I longed
to read her words.
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But Hermione And Roger
is an epic poem,
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and I could not cheat
my rapt audience.
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"Upon the banks
Of the rushing Ouse
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"Sits there a poor man
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"Oh, welcome, Death"
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Two hours later,
I finally reached
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"On this earth
We are but lodger
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"For she was his Hermione
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"And he... always
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"Her Roger!"
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-Bravo! Bravo!
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The man's a genius!
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Oh, God.
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Oh, thank you.
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Silence for Lady Isabelle.
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FRANCIS:
Her letter, Cousin.
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THOMAS: "Dear Mr Thorne.
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"I'm sorry,
but I do not love you.
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"Perhaps you misinterpreted
my words or actions
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"when last we met."
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Might you have done?
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I mean, you do maybe have
the tendency to, you know,
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get the wrong idea.
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Are you saying
what I think you're saying?
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Almost definitely not.
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-And again, not.
-No.
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Hmm.
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Mmm.
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Nah, bruv.
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I was just thinking
the other day...
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-There you go.
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They're late.
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-Always the same ones.
-Well...
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-Well, what else
have they got to do?
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Not stuck in traffic, are they?
Or washing their hair.
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Let's play a game
to pass the time.
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How about Grandma
Went To The Shops
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-Oh, not this.
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THOMAS: As my sweetheart
played on,
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I was racked
with confusion.
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I cannot fathom it.
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Her affections were
so clear before.
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Poor cousin.
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Perhaps her father
has discovered us
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and forbidden the match.
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I must know.
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Let her tell me
to my face, at least.
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Have a care, Cousin.
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I wouldn't want you
further hurt in this.
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-Shall we take our leave?
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Stand aside, Cousin.
Excuse me.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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MAN: Isabelle Higham?
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Ha! The girl's unbearable,
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ugly and untalented.
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Unbearable, you say?
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Untalented, you say?
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Damn your eyes, I say!
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Damn your head, shoulders,
knees, and toes, sir.
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And what concern
is it of yours?
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I happen to love that woman
of whom you speak.
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And I demand satisfaction.
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If her father thought me
unworthy before,
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he certainly thought me
worthy now.
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Very well.
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Good luck, Cousin.
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THOMAS:
The evening air was cold.
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Those of steady stomach
came to witness my bravery.
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I'll count your paces.
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Four, five, six...
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Eleven, twelve...
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-MAN: Good God.
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Thomas!
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Cousin!
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We didn't get to 20.
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I am shot.
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He cheated, the coward.
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I am done for.
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May God welcome me
to the heavens.
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ISABELLE: My beloved!
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My darling!
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Oh, how foolish was I
to believe
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Papa would not approve.
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You are the best of men.
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Kiss me...
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as the French do.
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Oh. Oh!
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ROBIN:
That didn't happen.
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What?
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It didn't happen!
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I was there.
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Of course you were!
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Well, that's how
I remembered it.
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-ALISON: Go on, Robin.
-I remember that day.
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Great.
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-Are we really going to...
-Let's hear it.
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He come on horsey
with pasty friend.
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It big, nice house.
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Nice to come.
Me not want live here.
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Oh, blast!
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After he clean poo
from his lady shoes,
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he come inside.
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Oh, what you got there?
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Ta-da!
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GUEST: Look that.
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What so good?
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No!
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No, do it again.
Do it again!
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And now, man called
Thomas do poem.
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Something 'bout flowers,
or wine, or girls, or something.
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It was big boring,
but outside something happened.
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Blink one for yes,
two for no.
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No!
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Really?
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Where?
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Something was in grounds.
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Ooh! There!
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I have sixth sense,
so I follow it.
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And then I see
baby deer. Dead.
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What beast did this?
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ALISON: Robin?
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ROBIN: What creature...
ALISON: Robin?
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-What demon...
-ALISON: Robin! Robin.
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It's a bit off topic.
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But it just getting
to a good bit.
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It's got nothing to do
with how I died.
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-Er...
-Oh, I remembers that!
268
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Oh, yes!
269
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Not you two as well.
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ALISON: This is amazing.
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MIKE: Okay, you're sure?
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Is he definitely going tonight?
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Well, I mean,
the event page says he is.
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Grandma went to the shops
and bought an apple,
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a packet
of Monster Crunch...
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-Munch.
-Munch.
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...a bottle of sherry,
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Playboy magazine...
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and...
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An Enfield No. 2
standard-issue revolver.
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Yes, that.
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00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:55,000
-You know he's a boxer now?
-Yeah, he got
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Prison?
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-...a swing ball, and...
-Big tank of a man.
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Oh. A...
286
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000
Well, it's your go.
It can be anything.
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00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:07,000
-Come on, Fanny.
-...a, a lace brassiere!
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00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:11,000
Ooh, saucy.
289
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:12,000
What are you worried
about anyway?
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Alison dumped him
when she met me.
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00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,000
Oh. Did she?
292
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:18,000
It was ages ago, wasn't it?
293
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:19,000
So, he'd be over it by now,
wouldn't he?
294
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,000
Hmm, probably, yeah, yeah.
295
00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,000
Mmm...
296
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Mary, you must remember
what happened.
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Oh, yeah.
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-I remembers it well.
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MARY: The room was full
of dandies and wenches,
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talking and all floating
about the place.
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They had wine
coming out of their ears.
302
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It happens all the time.
303
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The people all laughed
and danced.
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00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:55,000
When Thomas came in,
Lady Isabelle did look at him.
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00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,000
Said I to Annie...
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00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Is he the man
of which she spoke?
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00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
308
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,000
Annie? Who's Annie?
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-Oh, did we never tell you?
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00:15:04,000 --> 00:15:06,000
Oh, yeah, yeah,
311
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:09,000
Annie ghosted here
for 100 year or more.
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A true friend to me.
313
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:12,000
I see.
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Till she got sucked off.
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00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,000
I'm sorry?
316
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000
-Ah, like moved on?
-MARY: Oh, yeah.
317
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:21,000
There's many that's
been sucked off
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-Moved on.
-I used to dream of the day
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-that I would be sucked off.
-Moved on.
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00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,000
But I've long since
given up hope
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00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,000
-Moving on.
-Anyways...
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Annie and I did watch,
and Thomas said his poem...
323
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"Summer hath aroused
The twilights of lifes
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"In the haze"
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00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,000
...and the people
all turned to statues.
326
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,000
Honestly, I think
they died of boredoms.
327
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,000
Oh, come, now.
This is a nonsense!
328
00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:49,000
I says it as I remembers
I sees it, mate.
329
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000
-Kitty, you must have
been there, too.
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HUMPHREY: And me!
331
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000
-Good God, how long
have you been there?
332
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000
Yeah, I remember it.
333
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
So many beautiful shoes.
334
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
Some heeled, some flat,
335
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,000
one pair of boots
with lovely buckles.
336
00:16:04,000 --> 00:16:06,000
Wait, did you just see shoes?
337
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,000
Pretty much, yeah.
338
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:10,000
Hmm. Kitty, what did you see?
339
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Oh, I don't know
if I should say.
340
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:14,000
Aren't you meant to be going out
with Michael this evening?
341
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:16,000
We've already
detained you long enough.
342
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,000
No, but I want to hear
what Kitty saw.
343
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:19,000
Mike, I'll be five minutes.
344
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,000
Take your time.
345
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,000
Great.
346
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:26,000
Perfect. Fantastic.
347
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,000
-Go on, Kitty.
-All right.
348
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:30,000
Well, to start with,
it was so exciting.
349
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:35,000
All sorts of interesting people
coming to the house,
350
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000
food laid out on a table.
351
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,000
PAT: What kind of food?
352
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,000
No, come one, come all.
353
00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:45,000
The more, the merrier.
We're only talking
354
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:48,000
We were supposed
to muster at 1800 hours
355
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,000
in the common room
for Julian's talk.
356
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:52,000
Postpone it.
You've literally got forever.
357
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:53,000
Carry on, Kitty.
358
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,000
-Where was I?
-PAT: You were talking
359
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,000
Now, was it like
a buffet sort of thing?
360
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000
You know,
cheese and pineapple.
361
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:02,000
Pineapple?
362
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:05,000
Goodness, no.
They were wealthy,
363
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,000
KITTY: I remember
Thomas arriving,
364
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:11,000
so in love with Lady Isabelle.
365
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,000
MARY: Is he the man
of which she spoke?
366
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:14,000
Looks a silly arse.
367
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:17,000
I remember his poem.
368
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,000
"Welcome, Death!
369
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,000
"Oh, sweetest sleep"
370
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:24,000
I don't understand poetry
very well, but it must have
371
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,000
because people were giggling.
372
00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:28,000
"And he always...
373
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,000
"Her Roger!"
374
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,000
The man's a penis.
375
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,000
And I remember the argument...
376
00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,000
Thomas didn't like
something he heard.
377
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,000
What do you think
of this Shelley woman
378
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
Oh, she's unbearable,
379
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:47,000
ugly, and untalented.
380
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,000
Shelley?
381
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,000
No, that can't be right.
You've got that wrong.
382
00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,000
That's what I heard...
Mary Shelley, the writer.
383
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,000
THOMAS:
Unbearable, you say?
384
00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:58,000
Untalented, you say?
385
00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Damn your eyes, I say!
386
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:04,000
Damn your head...
387
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:08,000
shoulders, knees, and toes, sir.
388
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,000
And what concern
is it of yours?
389
00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000
I happen to love that woman
of whom you speak.
390
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:16,000
And I...
391
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:18,000
Sorry, does anybody
have a glove?
392
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,000
Can I borrow your glove?
393
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:21,000
-No.
-Fine.
394
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Imagine the glove.
395
00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:25,000
I demand satisfaction.
396
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,000
-Very well.
-Really?
397
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
Yes.
398
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,000
God.
399
00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,000
Good.
400
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
Good God.
401
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:37,000
KITTY: Lady Isabelle didn't see
what Thomas had done.
402
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
Why are they duelling?
403
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,000
Over Mary Shelley.
404
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:42,000
Apparently, the poet
is in love with her.
405
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:47,000
Seven, eight, nine, ten...
406
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,000
Ah!
407
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
FANNY: Do you mind?
408
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:03,000
Kitty was telling the story.
409
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:04,000
You weren't even there.
410
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
Well, it's what
I would have done.
411
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,000
-Close-quarter battle...
-
412
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,000
Excuse me,
but what shoes was he...
413
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:12,000
I don't know
why that's relevant.
414
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,000
-All I wanted to do was...
-
415
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,000
They're a low-model rifle.
416
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:17,000
-Alison...
417
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
-I just want to hear what...
-Alison...
418
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,000
Yeah, hi. Hi, sorry.
I'm going to be down in,
419
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,000
-Just... Shh!
-KITTY: You don't even know her!
420
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,000
Shh-shh-shh! Just...
421
00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:26,000
It looks like you've got
something to deal with here.
422
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,000
Maybe second thoughts
about the reunion?
423
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,000
That's cool.
We don't have to go.
424
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,000
-No problem.
-What?
425
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,000
-I can just... go back to...
-No, no.
426
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:33,000
We're still going to go.
427
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
I just need to finish
something real quick.
428
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:37,000
Yeah, it's just
that I actually...
429
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,000
Just really quickly.
430
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:41,000
Everyone, just let Kitty finish.
431
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:44,000
Okay, they marched away
from each other.
432
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,000
I could hardly bear to watch.
433
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,000
Oh...
434
00:19:49,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Five, six...
435
00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Nine, ten...
436
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:57,000
Eleven, twelve...
437
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
-Oh.
-Good God.
438
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000
-Sorry.
439
00:20:12,000 --> 00:20:14,000
FRANCIS: Cousin!
440
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
We didn't get to 20.
441
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,000
I am shot.
442
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,000
He cheated, the coward.
443
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,000
I know she doesn't love me,
444
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,000
but, please, fetch Isabelle,
445
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
that I might say goodbye to her.
446
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,000
Of course.
447
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
He waited...
448
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,000
and waited...
449
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,000
but she never came.
450
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
You okay?
451
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:16,000
Fine. Yeah,
just something in my eye.
452
00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:19,000
So now you know.
453
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
I wanted you
to believe better of me,
454
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
but the truth is...
455
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,000
I was a fool.
456
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,000
A fool who died alone
and unloved.
457
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,000
Hang on. Your cousin,
he wasn't wearing boots
458
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,000
with bronze buckles, was he?
459
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,000
We've finished now, Humphrey.
460
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:39,000
Yes. Why?
461
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Well, who was he
writing letters to?
462
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:42,000
What?
463
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:44,000
Well, he wrote two letters.
464
00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:47,000
On the stairs, where I was.
465
00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:51,000
Why would he...
466
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,000
Please fetch Isabelle,
that I might say goodbye.
467
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:57,000
Of course.
468
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:01,000
No.
469
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,000
Quite a place.
470
00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,000
Imagine inheriting this.
471
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:08,000
My heart is aflutter, Cousin.
472
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,000
She is fine indeed.
473
00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:12,000
Write her a note, then.
I will deliver it.
474
00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,000
I will be your Cupid.
475
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,000
Thank you, Cousin.
476
00:22:25,000 --> 00:22:27,000
ISABELLE: Please understand,
477
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:29,000
I do not love you.
478
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Thomas Thorne.
479
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
"And held aloft by rosy buds"
480
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000
But how could his feelings
have cooled so quickly?
481
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,000
You deserve better.
482
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:41,000
My cousin... how can I say this?
483
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
Has many fancies.
484
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
A typical poet.
485
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:49,000
"Nectar sweet forbade"
486
00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,000
THOMAS: Dear Mr Thorne,
487
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,000
I'm sorry,
but I do not love you.
488
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:58,000
I must know!
489
00:22:58,000 --> 00:22:59,000
Let her tell me
to my face, please.
490
00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,000
Have a care, Cousin.
491
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:03,000
I would not want you
further hurt in this.
492
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,000
Come to think of it,
it was Francis
493
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,000
who told me
about the officer.
494
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:09,000
Excuse me.
495
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,000
Say, what do you think of
this Shelley woman
496
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:13,000
Oh, she's unbearable,
497
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:15,000
ugly, and untalented.
498
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:21,000
He called Isabelle
unbearable and untalented.
499
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,000
Damn your eyes, I say!
500
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,000
Very well.
501
00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:27,000
20 paces, Cousin.
502
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,000
20?
503
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:34,000
Eleven, twelve...
504
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:41,000
We didn't get to 20.
505
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,000
ISABELLE: Thomas!
FRANCIS: Cousin!
506
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:44,000
I am shot.
507
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,000
He cheated, the coward.
508
00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:50,000
Please fetch Isabelle,
that I might say goodbye.
509
00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,000
Of course.
510
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:02,000
Mmm.
511
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:05,000
But he didn't fetch her.
512
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
ISABELLE:
He was taken too soon!
513
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:10,000
He is gone.
He is gone,
514
00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,000
Oh, God, Thomas!
515
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
Oh, you poor thing.
516
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:16,000
What he has put you through,
it is not fair.
517
00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,000
FRANCIS: Let me lend you
some comfort.
518
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:19,000
ISABELLE: Oh, you are kind.
519
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
Forgive me. I...
520
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:23,000
I don't even know your name.
521
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,000
Button, Francis Button.
522
00:24:27,000 --> 00:24:28,000
Button?
523
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Yes. They got married.
524
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,000
It was their son
who returned here to live.
525
00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:34,000
My George's grandfather.
526
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:36,000
This letter...
527
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,000
is a lie.
528
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
I thought it was
not her usual hand.
529
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000
-And her name is misspelled.
-I just thought
530
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:45,000
she'd written it in a hurry.
531
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000
-Mmm.
-All those years
532
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,000
I thought I'd been spurned
when, really,
533
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,000
she did love me.
534
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,000
Does that make you
feel any better?
535
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
No, it's worse.
536
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
Mmm.
537
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:01,000
Wait, hold on.
Button? So...
538
00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,000
-That means we're related.
-Yes!
539
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,000
-Yeah.
-No.
540
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:08,000
I mean, very distantly related.
Our children would be fine.
541
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000
We're probably all related,
if you go back far enough.
542
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
Yeah, you all come from me.
543
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:15,000
And my sister.
544
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:16,000
Hmm?
545
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:20,000
Heh-heh, joking!
546
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,000
CAPTAIN:
Right, that's quite enough
547
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:25,000
Shall we go and listen
to Julian's talk?
548
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,000
MARY: What be it about?
549
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,000
The art of spin...
550
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:32,000
how the same fact
or story can be told
551
00:25:32,000 --> 00:25:34,000
you know,
promote a particular bias.
552
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
Well, I think
we've covered that.
553
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,000
Well done, Humphrey.
554
00:25:37,000 --> 00:25:39,000
Not just a pretty face.
555
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:42,000
-Well, I am.
-KITTY: Yes, I suppose you are.
556
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
Right, shall we hit the road?
557
00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:52,000
I don't want to go.
558
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
-What?
-I don't want to go,
559
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
because Kevin, right,
you dumped him for me,
560
00:25:57,000 --> 00:25:58,000
and I looked him up,
and he's a boxer.
561
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,000
He fights people.
562
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,000
And Obi says he's done time,
563
00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:03,000
so if he's not over you,
I don't want to go because...
564
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,000
He dumped me.
565
00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:07,000
What?
566
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:09,000
He dumped me.
567
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,000
I told you that
I dumped him
568
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,000
because I thought it
made it sound better.
569
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,000
And I wanted to make you think
that I was choosing you.
570
00:26:17,000 --> 00:26:18,000
-Which I... Which I was.
-So...
571
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,000
-No, I was choosing you.
-So I was a rebound?
572
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,000
No!
573
00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:25,000
Well, kind of. At first.
574
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:27,000
Look, he's not going
to be angry at you,
575
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,000
because he dumped me.
576
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000
And I'm glad he did.
577
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000
Come on, then.
Let's go.
578
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,000
Also, I don't know what
you're worried about,
579
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,000
because you're
a black belt in taekwondo.
580
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,000
Yeah...
581
00:26:47,000 --> 00:26:48,000
I did say that.
582
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:17,000
Fie!
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