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CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS ARE FICTIONAL.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

It's done?

It's done.

Remember, when you confess something,

do it during business hours.

Hm.

Yes.

Well, come on in.

Thank you.

Man, do you realize how you look?

You are truly a wreck, I feel sorry for you.

Let's have a beer.

Thank you, Mike.

Why did you decide to tell her today?

Well, everything was Esther's fault.

She invited me to drink mezcal, but--

I received a surprise.

Do you know who she was with?

Who?Cristina.

The angel, the demon, and the mezcal:

a mix made in hell.

No kidding.

We hadn't even had our first shot,

when Esther told Cristina

that we nearly married.

Can you believe it?

That bitch--Yes.

Unbelievable. Esther is terrible.

What did Cris say?

Oh, she teamed with Esther.

They drank all the mezcal in the place,

they got wasted,

and I practically took care of them--

After that, we went to Cristina's.

That's when I confessed.

She was half-asleep, half-wasted--

Hold on-- Asleep or wasted?

Well, both. Well, she woke up for a second

and said she heard me.

And then she called the police.

No. She fell asleep.

Man, relax!

Maybe she didn't understand.Mm.

No, Mike, I can't relax.

On my way here, I sent her several voice messages.

Oh--Don't know if she'll forgive me.

[PHONE BUZZES]Oh, man--

But cheer up. Um--

Good news is Lorena isn't here

and she won't kick you out.

Stay as long as you want.

Thank you, Mike-- Really.

Mm.

What?It's Cristina.

She replied.Let's see--

[CRISTINA BABBLING OVER PHONE]

Shame on you, guys.

[JULIETA VENEGAS' "ESE CAMINO" PLAYING]

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I've changed skins So many times ♪

♪ Fears And dreams as well ♪

♪ Time passed by ♪

♪ Leaving prints Within my heart ♪

♪ Even if my memory lies I've got a story ♪

♪ I tell it unknowingly I tell it silently ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

Honey, this is my fifth message.

Please, call me back.

RECORDING: Your call will be transferred to voicemail.

Honey--

[CLATTERING]

[GROANS]

MARTA: Slowly. Slowly.

Slowly, here, I'll go first.

Who's there? Who's there?

[SCREAMING] Hey![MARTA AND KIDS SCREAM]

Oh! Mr. Guillermo--

[PANTS]

What happened now?

It's nothing. I was hungry, I was cooking.

I didn't want to wake you up.

At 3:00 a.m.?

Yes, I wanted a sandwich,

but there's nothing here.

Any problem? No.

Um, there's no bread

for your sandwich.No, there's nothing.

I opened the fridge and got scared.

MARTA: Yes, Mrs. Grace didn't buy groceries.

I'll go tomorrow morning and bring anything we need.

But why can't Mom go?

Cami, your mom is gone.

Hey, why?

Where?

Why? Because I want to be a chef and have my restaurant.

Where? I have no idea.

And now? Will you get a divorce?

No!

I'll talk to Mom and we will work it out.

She will come back.

When?I don't know, but she will.

And I need your help.

This is like a ship.The--

Not the Titanic, it's not the Titanic.

This ship will stay afloat.

But I need you to help me and go to sleep.

Don't worry, Dad will take care of everything.

Now go.Come, Cami.

Back to bed.

[♪♪♪]

Tha-- Thank you, Mar-- Martita, thank you.

Thank you, Martita.

Let's go, Grachi, it's our DigiRyde.

Come here.The party isn't over yet!

Sir, how are you doing?Drink! Drink! Drink!

Thank you for waiting for us.

Hey, excuse me, can I have a cigarette?

Oh, Grace.What's with that old hag?

Help her.What old hag, asshole?

Come here. Hey--I'm a MILF!

Okay, come, Mrs. Mills, come--

You wish you had me for a day.Let's go home.

I'll take you home.No, no!

Grace.No, no.

No, I will never return home.

Are you crazy? What about your children?

Ah.

They're with their father.

Don't be ridiculous, Grace!

Please, where would you live?

Come on!With you.

With me? Why?

Because Cristina--

Her guest room--

Alejandro.

There's no chance you live with me

or that I live with you.

There's no chance. Period!

Get in, come on.Help me, roomie.

Roomie, my ass! No, ma'am!

This hurts--No, Imma-- No.

I'll take you to your sister's place

until you sober up, then you can go back home.

Come on, Grachi.No!

Hannah, no!Just a second, sir.

Hannah, no, Guillo lied--

He lied, he humiliated me.

[CRYING]

[♪♪♪]

Come-- Let's go to my place.

Just for tonight. Just for tonight!

I'll be the best roomie.

No, no, you won't.

You're only spending this night with me.

The best roomie!Come here.

Get in.

Okay.Stop.

Okay, wait.

Wait, wait--

HANNAH: Grace!

Graciela Sofía, enough!

My suitcase--

Thank God you're here.Oh, sir--

The lady left this.Thank you.

I'm glad you're my best friend, Arturo.

You are my best friend.

[♪♪♪]

Good morning!

I brought breakfast!

Oh, Grace, Why are you awake?

Go to sleep, will you?

No, love, breakfast,

the most important meal of the day.

Impossible. It can't be true.

You must have a hangover? Go to sleep, please.

No, not at all-- I threw up, ate protein,

took some painkillers, an electrolyte drink,

but what helped me the most was the yoga.

When did you do all that?

You're very sweaty.

[GROANS]Are you okay?

Yes, yes, I'm okay, I'm okay.

Please, let me sleep. I'm a normal person.

No, no-- Let me. Let me do this

[GROANS]Gosh! 100.9.

I'm glad I'm here to take care of you all day.

I'll bring some chicken soup,

don't go anywhere.

[SCOFFS]

[COUGHING]

Damn Grace.

[PHONE BUZZING, RINGING]

Hello?

[WEEPING]

Please, come to my place, I beg you--

[WHISPERING] Shh, be quiet.

Please, I got the bubonic plague--

Come here! Please!

I have a hangover.

Okay, we can curl up together, yes?

Please, come-- Don't leave me like this.

Sure-- What can I get you?

My will to live,

if you can find it, thank you.

Okay--

[COUGHS]

Orange juice. Vitamin C.

Drink all of it.Okay, thank you.

All of it.

Ah! What did I tell you?

All of it.

[♪♪♪]

ALEJANDRO [RECORDED]: Cris, um--

Cristina, we need to talk.

If you want, I mean--

I understand if you don't want to.

I'll be at Miguel's.

And, well-- I'm sorry.

Um-- Forgive me, Cristina.

[♪♪♪]

What?

[EXHALES]

[TIRES SCREECH][HORN HONKS]

Hey, hey! Idiot!No! Up yours!

DRIVER: Learn to walk!Asshole!

Idiot!

And you, put down that phone!

Do you know how many are killed because of that?

She was online. Is online!You're distracted!

Text her!What? Are you crazy?

"Hi, Cristina. It's me, Alejandro,

the one who lied and got into your apartment."

Heart emoji. Of course not, Mike!

You're right, don't text her.

There's no emoji for the hate she feels.

Guillermo!

Why don't you give him the documents tomorrow?

No, I have to submit them early

at the Chamber of Commerce.

I only need him to sign.

I thought you didn't work, but now I see you do.

Can I give you advice?

These things are called phones--

Call him. I mean--[LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY]

Oh. Oh, oh, oh.

[PHONE RINGING]

Mm-hm.

Mm, would you help me?

Kids!

[SIGHS]

Hello?

Guillermo, we're at the restaurant!

Are you here? Where are you?

At the supermarket.

I'm on my way home.

Dude, congratulations!

That's cool, you're back home!

We're glad.

You know? It's not so cool, you idiot.

Thanks to your advice, my wife left.

Now I have to solve this mess because of you.

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

Really, Cami?

Mm.

You have two options:

Wait for the kids to grow up

and leave to college,

or go to my house with the documents,

and I'll sign.Um...

I-- I-- No, don't worry.

We'll go to your house.

Wait for us. Bye.

No, Mike.It'll be fast.

We can't go there.

That's Graciela's house.

Do you know how much she loves me?

She won't want to see me!Graciela isn't there, she left.

That seems to be very popular nowadays.

Leaving homes.Let's go. You can find out

what's going on with Cristina.

Beware the cars.[SIGHS] Okay.

[DOORBELL RINGING]

[HANNAH COUGHING]

Uh.

I brought soup.

I love you.

[MUSIC PLAYING FAINTLY]

Really, Cris?

I'm not in the mood.

Are you cooking?

No. I am.

Scary... Am I drunk or on acid?

Double dose!

[COUGHS]

I'm Hannah's new roomie.

That happened last night.

And thank God, huh?

Considering how bad my roomie feels,

perfect timing.HANNAH: Don't call me roomie.

Don't call me roomie. That's not helping.

I'm a bad person.

I don't want her here,

I don't want to be alone with her.

Welcome to my childhood.

RODRIGO: She's cooking, don't be mean.

No, she's using your sickness

to boil her neurosis with chickpeas.

Tell me what happened with Guillo.

No, why? I'm perfect, look at me.

I'm living the best of my life with my new roomie.

Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

Mm! Hangover level?

Deadly!Okay.

Confess.

Uh--

It was too much, terrible.

Terrible. With Ale and Esther.

You idio--

You didn't invite me,

and I can tell you had a blast.

It's the first time I have memory loss since high school.

I don't remember a thing.

Then it was every day--

Every day. Ha-ha-ha!

You don't remember, Cristina?

That's embarrassing!

You're like a teenager.

Ugh.Excuse me?

Like you in the bachelorette party, dear?

Ah, ah-- Agh!

Something happened, don't remember what.

How do you know if you don't remember?

I woke up with six voice messages

from Alejandro apologizing.

Why don't you ask him?

He slept at Miguel's.

Hmm...

They still have something going on.

I swear. Seriously.CRISTINA: No.

Miguel is happy, that makes sense.

No, something happened. It has nothing to do.

I can't remember. It's embarrassing!

Do you want me to ask him?

No, he'll know I sent you.

I need to remember.

CRISTINA: I was going out of the bathroom.

[WHISPERING]

Everybody was minding their own business--

Normally.

And then Ale arrived.ALEJANDRO: Cris--

And said--Cris, Cris, Cris, Cris--

Are you okay? Are you okay?

Ev-- Everything fine. Another mezcal?

No, no-- No more mezcal,

you're wasted.

Just relax.

No, Cris.One more and that's it.

[SIGHS]

That's when Esther arrived.

Cris, let's dance!

[LAUGHS]

Come!And I'm like, "Yes, you bet."

HANNAH: And then?RODRIGO: What happened?

I don't know!

Something important happened right there...

I think, I don't know.

What do the voice messages say?

Nothing.

Tina, did you reply?

Yes, but I was insanely drunk,

wasted, wrecked!

Okay, take one of this every 12 hours.

Okay.

Okay? Your tummy is full.

And that glue is to paste everything together?

The glue is because I'm doing homework.

[HANNAH & RODRIGO LAUGH]

By the way, sis,

I can decrypt your messages.

I've listened to you talking drunk more than anyone.

Uh-huh. Right, sure--

Yes, really, play them.RODRIGO: Let's listen.

GUILLERMO: Mm-hm.

Cami, your head. Your head!

Dad--The phone.

Have you spoken with Mom?

No, but don't worry.

It's cringe-making to have divorced parents.

No.I want the visits on Saturdays.

Nobody is getting a divorce.

I told you, we will talk to Mom,

she will understand this is a great business,

and we'll live off of it.Like Mom lives off of you?

Cami!Camilo, we all live off of Dad.

Hey, what happened?

My God! The milk!

I can't--

You look bad, Mr. Guillo.

No, no, no.I'll clean that.

Damn.

Kids, come and help!

You can just leave like that!

[TRILLS LIPS]

Now you'll realize

how much you need Mrs. Grace.

No, no, no, no.

Martita, everything's under control.

You'll see.Mm-hm?

Dad, my science project is due tomorrow.

It can be either the solar system, a volcano or an engine.

And you tell me now?

I told Mom as soon as they assigned it,

but since she's gone--Wait, wait, wait.

Choose the engine.

Solar system, engine or volcano--

Volcano. Mom bought some materials,

they're in your closet.You can get started.

But I prefer the Solar System.

You want the solar system? Well, you'll have the volcano.

MARTA: An engine.GUILLERMO: Volcano!

Will it be like Mom does it?

It will be much better.

Go get the materials.

[SIGHS]

[♪♪♪]

It will be great, don't give me that look!

MARTA: Oh![FUMES]

Calm down, calm down.

Breathe. One, two, three, four.

Breathe, breathe.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Coming!

School project...

Gentlemen.

ALEJANDRO: Martita, how are you?

So-so, not unlike Mr. Guillermo's volcano.

Where is he?

In the kitchen.Are we late? Did it explode?

MARTA: No, not yet. But it won't take much longer.

Hey, Guillo.Guillo!

Do you need anything?

Bring back my wife. Thank you.

What? She hasn't come back?

No.

You think she knows?Shh, shh!

What? Eh--

Know what? Huh?

Know what?

Hm? What?

Nothing.

Come on. Know what?

No, he--

I'm not an idiot.

What is it? What?

Well...

I'm not gay.

What?

So you two are not--? No?

No.

[CHUCKLES]

No way.Oh.

We weren't a couple.

Besides, if I were gay,

I'd look for a guy who represents me.

I don't know, maybe a tall,

handsome, muscular guy--

Someone like Thor.

That's why I lied to Cristina,

to get into her apartment and--

What?

Mike couldn't have me in his. That's why.

You're an asshole!No, wait!

GUILLERMO: You're an--

Virgin of Chiquinquirá, give me patience.

[BEEPS]

[CRISTINA BABBLING]

Shame on you, guys.

Again.

[PHONE BEEPS]

[CRISTINA BABBLING]

Shame on you, guys.

No.

Your babbles were clearer when you were a baby.

Nothing?

Just one thing.

You must be talking about Eduardo.

Ugh, ugh.HANNAH: Gross! Why!

You said, "You stood me up."

No, sorry, but Eduardo didn't stand her up.

CRISTINA: Thank you!No, he cheated on her.

HANNAH: Idiot.With Miss Big-Boobs!

[LAUGHS]Hold on.

I think I'm remembering something...

I remember something, I remember.

RODRIGO: Tell us.

Esther told me that she was going to marry Alejandro.

Alcohol is a terrible drug--

No doubt.

No, no, no, no. It's true!

Because then she said--

That's how he came out.

I understand you perfectly.

My boyfriend cheated on me just before my wedding.

What?

GRACIELA: Okay, guys, I'll leave you with your mystery.

I'm going to do my homework.

Poor girl.

No, I'm fine, babe. Thank you.

Not you. Esther.

Esther?

Alejandro was going to get married!

How come?

Alejandro said that's not completely true,

but Esther wouldn't let him tell his side of the story.

Why? That's awkward!

No idea. Next thing I remember is that Esther and I

ended up exorcising our heartbreak

bigtime.

[SINGING IN SPANISH]

RODRIGO: Then he's bi.HANNAH: Told you.

I always said he was bi!

He's not!Hey! Hey! Hannah!

Come on! Sorry, darling, but pay attention!

What did Grace give you? What drug?

I don't know, but it affects you, sister.

Idiot!

Esther did say that she didn't marry him

because he's gay. I mean, that's a fact.

Why would Alejandro apologize

for that? For being gay?

Let's hear the messages with this new information.

Beer?Yes!

Me too.

No, not you.

I want beer!

Pfft.

Mike. Mike!

Huh?Do it right.

Yes. Oh, give me.

No, no, no, you--

You're working, you're working.

Oops, sorry.

I looked for mezcal, but there wasn't any,

but I found whiskey.

Relax, Guillo.You went too far.

Me?No, me!

I have too many problems. The restaurant,

now I'm giving political asylum

to my family's worst enemy.

Finish that volcano,

I need to go and live in it.

If it helps, there's not a single day

I don't regret what I did to Cristina.

Have you seen Cristina furious any time?

No. Not yet.No? Ah.

When that day comes,

you'll wish you'd never been born.

I live with her sister, they share the same DNA.

They both studied kindergarten and preschool in purgatory.

Well, that's-- That's not the worst part.

Cheers.

I'm in love with her.

Oof.Yes.

[LAUGHS]

Thank you!What? It just happened.

What can I do?

I feel less fucked up than you.

That's it.Oh.

What can I say?

Friends!

Ha, ha, relax, don't be nervous.

We don't know yet if Cris knows,

so I think it'd be good if you, Guillo,

called her.Sure, that's normal.

"Hi, Cris, what's up? It's Guillo." Very casual.

"Are you mad at Alejandro?"

Normal, then I hang up.Heh, heh, yes.

Guillo, it actually is a good idea.

No, no, no.It is.

No, no, no.It's not a bad idea.

I won't do it, I won't.

You can call and tell her,

"Hey, what's up? It's Guillo--"

Exactly.Um-- Very casual.

"Are you with Grace?"

Very casual. Heh, heh, right?

I won't do it.Why not?

What's your problem?Do it.

No.Do it. He will, take this.

Here. Cheers.Thanks. Cheers.

[CRISTINA BABBLING][PHONE CHIMES]

[ALL GROAN]

Grace, it's your husband.

[COUGHS]

Hey, bro-law!

Cris, hi, how are you?

Is everything all right?All right.

Um--

It's just--

I don't know how to ask this.

Ask her where she is.

Um, where are you?

At Hannah's. Why?

Marta [GRUMBLING]: No, no!

Who did all this? Dear Virgin of Chiquinquirá!

Who did it?

What did you think?

That I'm only an employee in this house?

Well, I am.

But who the hell is going to pick it up?

MARTA: Me, of course.

No, no!

[GRUMBLING]

Um...

No, no.

That's all.

See you. Take care.

That was it?

No, no.

If you see my wife, tell her I love her.

Tell her to call me back, please.

I'll tell her, bro-law.

Kisses.

Thank you. Kisses.

Your bro-law knows perfectly

what he has to do if he wants me back.

RODRIGO: Grace...That's love!

I need them to make up.

[LAUGHING]Right now!

So Guillo, how did you hear her?

Sad? Nostalgic? Angry? Furious? Does she miss me?

Relax! You sound like cheap reggaeton.

Normal. She sounds normal.

She only said she's at Hannah's.

Oh, okay, well...

Um, I--

I was thinking that maybe

I can go there,

and we'll know for sure, huh?

Know for sure?Mm-hm. Yes.

Mike, are you feeling okay?

Yes.Yes?

Well, someone has to do something,

and you are only sitting here

doing nothing. I think I can take one for the team.

Besides, Hannah and I...

We're good friends, and I can go and--

I don't know, ask her something like,

"Hey, how are you? Do you need anything?"

Hmm?

No.No, I don't think so.

No.No, you'd be murdered.

I want to help and you're-- Ah!

Hey, I know!

Listen.

We were supposed to be a couple, right?

Yes.

If you lied, I lied, so I'm as guilty as you are.

If, being there,

she throws anything at me,

then we're screwed.

Otherwise, we're good.

And I can find out what's going on with Grace.

Huh?Uh-huh.

Guys, if I'm not back in 24 hours...

[SIGHS] Call my mother,

and tell her I died as a real hero.

[SIGHS]

[♪♪♪]

[CRISTINA BABBLING]

Cris, just call him, please.

Call him.Yes.

Or forgive him. Despite whatever he did.

I always do that with my mom.Yes, yes.

Okay, I'll call him.Yes, I agree.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Ugh.

The doorbell rang!

If that's Guillermo, I'm not here.

Okay?Relax, I'll go.

MIGUEL: Hey, Cris!CRISTINA: Miguel!

Hey, is Han--? Hannah!

Grace, Rodrigo. How are you?

What's up, Miguel? How are you?

Hello. Good, good.

Ciao,Miguel.Huh?

Listen, um, wait.

Wait a minute. Thank you.Er--

What are you doing here? What were you thinking?

What the hell are you doing here?

Um, give me a chance.

[COUGHS]Things are not what they seem.

No? Then tell me.

Um, well, I guess you already know.

Mm...

Don't be mad. Things are what they are.

Don't tell me not to be mad.

Wait. Know what?

Huh?

What are you doing in my apartment, Miguel?

I-- I wanted to see you.

No!No? Hannah--

You can't come to my place

without an invitation.

We agreed that nobody would know,

right?Mm-hm.

Sure, and the way you just kicked me out?

Nothing suspicious there. Right. You know?

I don't mind.Obviously.

Excuse me?

I mean, it'd be important,

considering you are Alex's ex,

to protect our friendship, right?

It'd be good if nobody knew.

I think, huh?

Mm-hm, you're right.

Fine. Okay.

Right-- All good then.

I'm leaving.

Hannah.

You look so beautiful.

I'm okay.

CRISTINA: Really?

You and Alex's ex?

Hannah, really?

GRACIELA: Obviously not!

Hannah is a princess. That guy's a toad.

RODRIGO: Ha!Really?

Are you serious?

And no--Oh! I'm sorry.

It's business, you nosies.

Uh-huh.

We're discussing legal issues and authorizations

regarding the competition--No, no, sorry.

I just remembered something.No way.

No-- I mean, yes. Okay.

Okay, I know what happened later.

Esther said that Héctor called her.

And guess.

That stupid Héctor--

He's going to accept our project,

but his asshole partner won't.

Are you kidding?

Yes, but wait--

Take it easy, I'm going to fix this.

I'll talk to him.

[MUMBLING]

Just wait here, okay?

I'll be right back.

I sincerely think

there's something weird between Esther and Héctor.

First, he says yes,

he fills you up with booze, then he says no,

that his partner didn't accept, and he will call--

Are you sure he called later?

I wish I could remember.

Remember. We're too close.

Pfft. Okay.

She was in the bathroom, and I was waiting for her--

Uh-huh.

And when she didn't come back, I went to look for her.

I followed her to the bathroom.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

In front of the bathroom entrance,

Esther was there.

Hey, it's just a little kiss.

CRISTINA: And I think that surprised me.

Why would he apologize for something like that?

Because he introduced me to Esther?

Or because the relationship with Héctor and his partner

ended up so bad--

That makes sense. In the end of,

Esther made up a silly excuse

and nothing happened.Mm-hm.

So are you telling me that's your conclusion?

Seriously?

Damn! One sick and the other

with a hangover, you're useless.Silly!

Then you go and solve it.

Listen, I could have solved it

in 30 minutes tops, with just one call.

Well, at least we know we can't trust Esther, right?

Totally.

What did you put in it?Nothing.

What did you put in?Nothing, I--

You have it in your hand.

No, but I used that

for a little texture.My God!

I told you not to pour it!I did not!

No? Then what is this?

The Holy Spirit's doing?That's not the color!

Do something! Bring some water! I don't know, scream!

Ah! God!What? No-- Marta!

Marta, Marta, Marta!Oh, God!

No! My volcano!

No way!

I asked you just one thing, and you didn't do it right?

What did you find out?It's ruined!

It's ruined!It's not the right color!

Look! Look what happened!

No, no, no, no! Look, Marta--

The Apocalypse--Huh?

In this house. The Apocalypse.

What is she doing?What--? No--

MARTA: No more.Martita, Martita!

I asked you just one thing.

Where are you going? Please, don't abandon the ship.

Don't do this.Marta de Jesús!

Our countries are fraternal: Colombia and Mexico,

one blood. Don't do this. Don't leave.

Please, Martita. Look at me.

Don't leave me.

I'd rather go back with my husband

than staying here, in this mess!

When Mrs. Grace comes back, if she ever does, let me know.

Martita--

Martita nothing.

GUILLERMO: It's official.

Now I'm more fucked up than you two.

[LAUGHS]

The only screwed and fucked up is him.

You only need to call Grace.

Yeah, right?

I only need to go to the airport,

and find out whether she's heading to Miami or Tulum.

Without me.She's at Hannah's.

Seriously?Mm-hm.

ALEJANDRO: Are you sure she's there?

Yes.

I see.

Do you want anything to drink?

Mm, coffee, please.

What kind of coffee, sir?

Pot coffee, please.

Okay, Mike, what did you find out?

What did she say?

Everything is all right, okay?

They still think you are gay.

Even Hannah called me Alejandro's ex.

Why did she do that?

I don't know. Affectionately, I think.

That means Cristina hasn't talked to Hannah.

I don't know.

Okay, what about the messages?

I didn't really get into the apartment!

Okay, Mike.

Then how did you talk to Hannah, huh?

How did you talk to her?At the door.

At the door?Yes, they wouldn't let me in.

I think they were all naked.

What?

What were they doing all naked? Did you see them?

I don't know,

but when women get together, they get crazy.

[SIGHS]

Agh!

Ah. Bro, relax--

There are two options,

we don't know if Cris was asleep or drunk.

Which leads us to a simple conclusion:

You're still gay for them, huh?

Okay.Okay?

So relax and let's move on.

That's it, cool.

Um, don't forget my coffee.

Pot coffee, please.

Oh, fuck, again.

[♪♪♪]

[YELLING]

Attaboy, let it go. Come here, don't jump.

[BOTH LAUGH]

We're almost there.

It won't take long.Why did you stand her up?

Esther, I mean--

Where is she?

Graciela, talk.

He's here, please.

I beg you, please!

Honey--

No, don't call me that. We are on bad terms.

Okay, Gra-- Graciela.

Graciela, um--

Our home is falling apart.

I'm alone with the kids. Martita left,

It's science week, and Camilo's driving me crazy.

It's not that easy, right?Uh-uh.

Sometimes I want to quit too,

but I can't.

Please, come back home.

I'm willing to go back

and do my part.

I love you, darling.

If you're willing to do yours

and look for a job.

You know that I have a dream.

A dream I won't give up.

And you're part of that dream,

as well as the kids.

I'm going to give you all you need,

but I won't give up--Save your breath.

Graciela, honey--

What are you--I told her.

No! I told her--

Be firm!

Wow, dear.

You're a pro.

I'm not coming back, Guillermo.

Give this to Camilo, and tell them that I love them.

Bye.Bye.

Bye...

[♪♪♪]

Ow! Watch it!

What?

No, don't give me that look.

I'm following your example.

Excuse me? No, you got it all wrong, Graciela.

Listen, all women are born independent, yes,

until we decide to team up with someone.

Okay? If we ever decide that.

I want to team up with you.

Can't I?No!

You already have a team, your family!

No, I'm not part of that team.

It's them and their phones.

I don't need anything else, I'm happy here.

[SOBBING]

CRISTINA: Ale?

Eh, hey, Cris.

Good evening, Cris.

Is everything all right?

Did you already have dinner?

Um, no.

Not yet.

Do you want quesadillas?

Cheese quesadillas?My specialty.

I'll wash my hands,

and be right back to help.

Hey.

About yesterday,

I just want to tell you that...

I don't know how to feel

about all this, but...

one thing is sure,

Esther never wanted to help me with Héctor.

That's all. No big deal.Yeah.

It's over now.

I just don't want you to feel guilty,

because you're not-- It's not your fault.

[♪♪♪]

No, I-- I mean--

Thank you for--

For thinking like that.

Everything's okay. Um...

I'll wash my hands and--

Make some room,

because I'm going to prepare my specialty.

Water in a crystal glass.

No!Yes, yes.

How? I'm privileged.

Right?

[EXHALES HEAVILY]

Just what the doctor ordered!

What I need!

Oh! Oh!

Oh, yes! Yes.Yeah? Yes!

Mm-hm?Come here.

Yes, keep standing. Still and quiet.

So I do nothing?That's it.

Yes, yes.You just obey.

Am I really that beautiful?

Gorgeous?Yes, gorgeous.

Oh, everything. Ha, ha.[CHUCKLES]

GRACIELA: Hannah!

Hey.

What do I do?Go behind--

It's time for--

It's time for your night pill.

No, no, I don't want it.

I'm great, I'm amazing!

You can't stop your treatment,

or the virus will--

They regenerate if you don't--

HANNAH: Listen, it's-- I'm going to have sex.

I'm about to have sex.

So, please, stop it!

[CHUCKLES] No. You got fever.No.

You're seeing lovers--Look what I see.

Let me introduce you.

He's real, right?

Ah!Argh!

Yes. I will have sex because I'm in my place.

I love having sex all over my house!

Now get in your room, or I'll have sex there too!

No! No more pills. No, no, no.

I mean, he's right here, about to explode. Such a hunk.

Do you want to share? Do you?

Oh. Oh, babe.

Come here, darling,

I'm going to rock your world.

Yes, yes, yes!

[♪♪♪]

So...

I don't have anything else to tell you.

GUILLERMO: Kids!

Who picked up the mess?

CAMILO: My dad is here.

No, no, no, no, no.

Did you pick up--?

No, did you--?

Show me your hands. Hands, please.

You are amazing.

I can't love you any more. Thank you for helping.

This looks incredible, it's truly perfect.

Thank you very much.

Who got the id--?

Ah, I knew it! I knew it!

Martita!Mr. Guillito!

I prefer this mess over my husband.

[BOTH LAUGH]

But to be honest,

I couldn't leave these angels.

It's a danger to leave them alone.

Come here. Come--

Very well.

When is Mrs. Graciela coming back?

Well, Mrs. Graciela will come back,

and she will accept that Dad is a chef.

And that we have a new family business.

Mm-hm?We support you!

Fuck yeah!Camilo, language!

Language!

Really?Mm-mm. Mm!

Would you hang up?

Say hi to everybody.

Hello!

And now my specialty--

Water in a crystal glass.

Yes.What?

Can I have that for my birthday?

Yes, of course.

The client is always right.

If you're one of those girls

who love remembering their birthday,

it might not be suitable. Otherwise, be my guest.

You don't turn 30 every day, right?

Oh, please.

She brings herself down to be cheered up.

Cristina, let's see.

You don't look one day older than twenty-eig--

I'm kidding, you look like you're 20.

But to keep it like that,

we need to have some rest, so let's go.

Let's go.

[EXHALES]

Thank you very much

for the cheese quesadillas.

I'll wake up early tomorrow,

prepare chilaquiles, orange juice--

And all that, okay?

[♪♪♪]

Okay, then...

Sleep tight.You too.

[♪♪♪]

Hey, it's just a little kiss.

[WOMEN SINGING INDISTINCTLY]

Why did you stand her up?

Esther, I mean--

Where is she?

I'm not gay.

No.

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