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CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS ARE FICTIONAL.

Hey, a beer?Yes.

Yes, yes, yes.

No, stop it.

Come here, dude. Come, come, come.

What are you doing? That's disgusting!

Does my breath stink?

Lend me your toothbrush.

No way. Why?Give me a break.

He likes me, dude. Alejandro likes me.

Why do you say that?Because

he let me touch his leg.

Ah! No way! When's the wedding?

Shut up, you're bitter.

He's not your target, okay?

He's mine. I'm going to kiss him.

Your breath stinks.Really?

Check under the sink,

there's some... washa, washa.

Mouthwash?Yes, that.

Okay, great! Dude, you'll see.

MIGUEL: Beer?

Yes!

ALEJANDRO:

What's up?

Hey, what's going on with Rodrigo?

What do you mean?

A little bird told me that they saw you

getting close at the bar.

Really?Yes.

No, no. We're just friends.

Like us or friends that like each other?

No.RODRIGO: Alejo.

Look, ha-ha-ha.

Anyway,

I don't want to interrupt

your conversation.

MIGUEL: Ah! Beer!

CRISTINA: Can I get one?

Is everything okay? Ha-ha-ha.

Man!What?

Man, I...

What?I wasn't expecting this.

It's...You weren't either. I know.

I don't know what you mean, Ro.

Okay...Yeah.

I really care about you.

You were a beam of light

in this point in my life.

I see.And we're friends.

I think that's...

vital for this to work.

You're beautiful, man.

Hold on, Ro. Ro, Ro.

Wow! Wow!

Look, Ro. I'm sorry.

I'm the one who's sorry.

Look, I love you, but...

As a friend.Friends. Sure.

I'll go.

No, don't go. We can talk.

Yes, Ro! Wait up!

CRISTINA: Wait! Ale! Ale!

Who wants drama? Going once,

going twice,

sold! The drama starts.

[JULIETA VENEGAS' "ESE CAMINO" PLAYING]

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I've changed skins So many times ♪

♪ Fears And dreams as well ♪

♪ Time passed by ♪

♪ Leaving prints Within my heart ♪

♪ Even if my memory lies I've got a story ♪

♪ I tell it unknowingly I tell it silently ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

ALEJANDRO: Ro!

CRISTINA: Ro, wait!

Ro!Ro!

Ro, what happened?

Don't worry.

I'll talk to him tomorrow.

I never meant to hurt him, trust me.

You were just being honest.

Me?Well, yeah. Right?

No, I mean... Yes, yes. I was

honest with him and everyone.

Look, Cristina,

Rodrigo is really cool.

I just can't like all men.

No. Of course not.There.

[SIGHS]

Come on.Yes.

He always does this. It's typical.

[♪♪♪]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Where are you going?

Me? Nowhere.

What's with the suitcases?

They're for your clothes.

Why do you mean, love?

That's crazy!Crazy?

Crazy would be to let you stay here

just like that.

Just like that.

Grab your stuff and go.

Hold on, hold on.

I slept on the sofa!

Poor thing!

Just explain what's going on.

When you and I got married,

we had an agreement, we exchanged vows

and I bought that!

I did too.

You promised me security, stability,

support.

You'll still get that.

[LAUGHING] From a recently established diner?

[IN ENGLISH] Are you kidding me?

[IN SPANISH] We've got responsibilities, Guillermo!

More than the ones we should.No!

Yes.

I won't tighten my belt for your...

adolescent dreams, got it?

Adolescent dreams?

How many times do I have to say

that this is my passion?

[LAUGHING] No, no.

Grow up and forget about you dream

of being a hippy chef

or starve to death somewhere else.

As for child support,

we'll resolve that legally.

What?

Are you threatening me?

No, love...

I'm reminding you what your role is.

Graciela...

[SIGHS]

You're nuts.

Wow! Wow, wow, wow!

Did I call you or...?

No, you didn't call me, Esther.

Is everything okay?

I had to free up space four times

after all those texts, pictures and stickers.

Are you all right?

Of course I am. I just sent that to let you know

that I was thinking of you.

[SCOFFS] I bet you were thinking

how to show off my head at your place.

Bravo!

No, trust me. I have good taste,

I wouldn't ruin my home with that.

Well, whatever.

Look, I'll save you the trouble.

I'm going to talk to Cristina,

I'm going to tell her the truth.

Hm! No, no, no, no, my love.

You're going to tell everyone the truth.

I've already got your next article's title:

"I Pretended to be Gay

to Move Into a Woman's

Apartment."

Boom! Success!

Really, Esther?

Trust me, you're worse than any horror scenario

I may come up with.

Any scenario.

I used to rule other types of fantasies.

Cristina deserves

to hear the truth,

but in person, not in public,

for the world to find out.

Don't you think?Hold on.

You're so ungrateful.

I'm giving you the chance

to fix this mess

in an incredibly poetic way.

Esther, this would crush her.

Do you think I'm that mean?

Do you really think

that I don't have a heart?

You're going to write under a pseudonym,

you're going to be able to tell your side, okay?

Ah! But write the truth, got it?

Don't write a happy ending,

because I know

all the details of this story.

[SIGHS]

Look, your secret

is safe with me, okay?

Thank you for being so generous.

Really, thank you.

[LINE RINGING]

Hi, Auntie.

Don't call me that,

you make me feel so old.

I could be your cousin.

All right. What's up, Cris?

Hey, is your mom there?

No, I'm not with her.

Who's taking you to school?

Is she okay? She hasn't picked up all morning.

Well, she's so pissed off.

Sof!

Ah! She's really mad.

Mom kicked dad out of the house

and started to cry.What?

Is your dad

taking you to school?

No, we're riding our scooters.

He had stuff to do at the restaurant.

What?

Look, Sofía,

send me your location right now.

Take care of your brother.

Cross the street carefully.Yes.

No one respects those scooters.Bye.

MIGUEL: I've got a cousin who's a surgeon,

he could give you any celebrity's face.

Look, Miguel...

Why would I want

a celebrity's face?

If no one recognizes you,

you can start over, ha-ha-ha.

He could also give Esther

Satan's face,

horns and all, you know.

Do you that'd help?

She'd be more effective. Trust me.

Don't worry. Look...

[SIGHS]

If you don't do it, you'll get fired.

If you do, Cris will find out

and kick you out.

But if you quit, I'm pretty sure

that Esther won't vouch for you

and she'll probably spill the beans to Cris,

who will kick you out. So, you'll lose your apartment,

Cris and your job.

No, no, no.

What now?You need my cousin's number.

No, why are you...?

No, it's fine. Forget about that.

I'm just trying to help.

No, no. I'm fine, thanks.No way.

Bingo!

I got it!

Esther said that you could tell

your side of the story, right?

Yes, but right now,

no version could save me.

I mean, a lie is a lie. It's that simple.

True, Pinocchio, but don't be dramatic.

Ale, this article

is your chance to come clean.

Just say that you were a real jerk,

that you can't sleep because you regret it.

That's true, Mike.You also have to write

that you didn't have to guts to tell her in person.

Dude, pour your heart out in that article.

It's free therapy.

Yes, good point. I'll give you that.

It's a good idea, but...

What if it doesn't work?

We'll call my cousin.Don't go there!

No, Miguel. I'm fine.Relax.

Guillo left.

Well, he didn't leave.

You kicked him out, didn't you?

But it still hurts, Cristina.

I thought you were crying

because your kids

had to go to school on scooter?What?

Didn't Guillermo take them?

See? He doesn't care about us at all.

Come on, they got there fine.

I checked before I came here.

They're getting good grades.

Ah!

Honey, this is what you get

for kicking him out.

Oh! My dear kids!

Can you work things out with Guillo?

Of course not.

Do you remember when we were little?

Mom used to ground us

without explaining

what we did wrong.

Mom did what she had to do,

and I did what I had to do.

Exactly, you're...

That's so smart of you.

You just say: "It has to be done,"

when in fact, you're falling asleep

and letting everything fall apart.

Okay. I've taken the first step.

I'm going to do everything possible and impossible

to go back to normal.

[PHONE VIBRATING]

Hello? What's up, Esthercita?

Hi! I'm back and I've got great news.

One of my clients is dying to work with you.

Really? Héctor Bermúdez.

Do you know him?

He's one of our biggest allies

and a mogul

that needs VIP treatment.

Of course!

He'll get all that and more.

But tell me, what does the client want?

He needs the best campaign

you have ever done.

I'm counting on you, Cris.

All right, thanks. Bye.

[♪♪♪]

CRISTINA [VOICE MESSAGE]: What's up?

We've got a big assignment.

Hannah: Who do we have to kill?

Cristina: Esther's millionaire friend wants to work with us.

Hannah: What does he need? Besides a gorgeous single woman like me.

[CHUCKLES]

Cristina: Our specialty...

Hannah: Multiple orgasms?

Cristina: Hahaha.

[SCOFFS]

♪ You're important And I don't want to pretend ♪

♪ I'm getting closer We're getting closer ♪

♪ I'm getting closer ♪

♪ Because in my teeth I've got... ♪

CRISTINA [VOICE MESSAGE]: It's a lot of work,

but it seems to be an amazing project.

Hannah: All right! This is exciting!

Alejandro: I'll bring the pizza late at night.

Hannah: You're the best!

♪ You'll find What I carry inside ♪

RODRIGO LEFT THE GROUP

[KNOCKING]

WOMAN: Rorro, I brought your favorite pizza.

Open up, sweetie.

Come in.

Honey!

What's wrong?

Look at you!

You're a mess!

Agh! But your dad had the same effect on me.

You know what?

We could ask someone to beat up

the jerk that's got you like this.

Hm.Yes.

To kick his ass and all.

Idiot.A good beating, yes.

Idiot! I've said it.

Yes, a good beating. Ha-ha-ha.

No... Ah.

We can't blame him for not loving me, Mom.

He must be stupid

because you, my love, are a catch.

I love you.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

MAN: Please,

I need you to send us these two.

Hi!Hello! Hi!

Go ahead, Tania.

How are you?How are you, Leonel?

Fine, fine.I'm fine too.

How are the kids?

Oh! All grown up!

They're growing up fast.

And your husband?

Actually, that's why I came.

Don't tell me he's gone off the rails.

I bet he's smoking pot,

dressing like a woman

and sleeping with someone younger.

Don't tell me, I've been there.

I know.

No, it's... It's not like that.

Come on. It is, he's an idiot.

We offered him a raise

and the little idiot said no.

No, Guillermo's not an idiot.

Of course he is.

He's got a taco stand now,

or so I've been told.

Hey! It's not a taco stand!

But this is a pitiful office

that lets its best men leave!

Be careful, Leonel.

Your rivals will find out

that he's a free agent!

Goodbye. And thank you for nothing!

Welcome, Mr. Héctor.

This is Lemon and Chili,

these are our offices.

We haven't got a big team,

but we're ready for this.

Here's the conference room.

I'm glad you're ready,

because I need a design

before noon tomorrow.

That's less than 24 hours.

I know it's short notice,

but my partners and I

trust Esther completely.

I know it won't be a problem.

Of course.

You'll get it before 8:00.Good.

Let's discuss the budget. This way.

It'd be a pitch, we'll just pay the selected agency.

What is it?

That's how this works.

I get several proposals

and I pick one.

So? Are you in? Or out?

Of course we're in.No, no...

Sir, please, go ahead.

Renata?

Show them in. Coffee?

Great. Coffee.

Are you nuts? It's a big opportunity!

What do you mean?

We'd be working for free.

Hannah, getting this client

would solve all our problems.

And we come highly recommended.

It's a weird recommendation.

If she had recommended us,

we'd already have the account.

He might go to a different agency

with our ideas.Hannah, we can get this client

because we're amazing.

What the hell?

So?We're in.

Great!

Give me that.

Will I get the designs tomorrow morning?

8:00 a.m. sharp.

Well, I think that's great.

The best of luck.

Bright and early, doll.

I'll gather the team.

CRISTINA: Guys!

This could be one of the best clients

we've ever had.

If we get this account,

we'll join the big leagues.

[ALL CHEER, CLAP]

There we go!

That's the spirt! Great!

But this is going to be tough. It'll be really demanding,

but we trust you, okay?

Rodrigo and his team

will take care of...What?

Sorry, has anyone seen him?

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

[KNOCKING]

WOMAN: It's Cristina!

[WHISPERS] Tell her I'm dead.

He says he's dead.Mom!

CRISTINA: Can you tell him

that this call will cheer him up?

Here. Take it.

Sweetheart! Hm!

Whatever it is the answer is no.

I need time to heal.

You had yours, and Hannah...

Hannah's heartless, dude.

Babe, I'm sorry,

but you weren't dating Ale,

so there's no reason to be sad.Allow me.

What do you mean? I had hope, I had a dream.

Mr. Rodrigo Alberto Flores,

please, get out of that bed

where you're probably eating pizza,

move that flabby butt

and come to the office

in the car I'm sending.There's no pizza

and my butt is not flabby!

[SIGHS] He's not coming.

Don't talk to him like that.

All right.

Enough. Too much drama.

I'm sick of love, heartache

and its consequences.

Guys, at least two designs apiece.

Get to work!

ALEJANDRO: What do you think?

I've never seen

so many synonyms of "sorry"

in the same text, bro.

I know, right?

Yes, this looks like

a universal manifest of pity.

I know that, Mike.

It's pathetic, pathetic, pathetic.

All right, hold on.

What now?

It's over.

To hell with everything.

I know what to do.

You'll see.All right. Go for it.

Cheer up.

Oh! Let's see now.

[♪♪♪]

ALEJANDRO: If you ever thought

that there are perfect people,

forget it.

You try to do the right thing...

Hi.

ALEJANDRO: But you end up lying

out of desperation, out of need...

Hello.

ALEJANDRO: Or when you're dazzled.

For me?

Yes.Welcome!

I have plenty to say

about Cristina.Do you?

ALEJANDRO: You try to fix

the mess, but you can't anymore.

Get out of here. Goodbye.

Can you see the lighter?

It's next to that.

ALEJANDRO: Life surprises you

with its twists and turns

giving you what you don't deserve.

Wow! Yeah!

Look, I don't want to date

anyone else ever again.Come here.

You're the only men I need.

ALEJANDRO: These lines might mark the end,

and justly so.

CRISTINA: Guillo crossed the line with the tequila.

ALEJANDRO: Lies are perverse illusions

that we come up with to get our way.

[♪♪♪]

But I won't regret telling this lie,

because I got to experience the best thing ever.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Unbelievable!

I know.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

HANNAH: The target isn't clear.

It's Héctor.What did he say?

He wants an update.What?

We're waiting. He has to approve

what we sent an hour ago.

That's what I said.And?

He wants an update.Ah!

No, I don't like that font.

Soy mochaccino and a relaxing tea.

Your sister brought coffee.

Am I hallucinating?

The coffee is not suspicious,

the weird happiness is.

The days of sacrifice are gone

for my family.

[IN ENGLISH] Cheers!

You've never sacrificed anything.

[IN SPANISH] I was anxious, I traveled to the future

and I saw it... It was dreadful.

Oh, no!

I'm doing what I can to avoid it.

What did you do?What I had to do.

I talked to Guillermo's stupid boss

to complain about everything.

You did what?

What?

Hold on, hold on, hold on.

You went in there, like a psycho,

to complain to your husband's ex-boss?

He's not the principal

at your kids' school!

Er... Like a psycho? No.

Yes. Like a psycho killer.

No. I went to stop him

from destroying my home.

Like you said I should.

I did not say that.

You're messed up.

You're worse than I thought.

Guillermo has to get his job back.

He's the breadwinner.

The breadwinner?Yeah.

The breadwinner?

What the hell, Graciela? This is 2020!

No, love. Grab a spear,

go out and hunt and drop that "breadwinner" nonsense.

You're a disgrace to our gender!

No, Guillo and I had an agreement:

I'd take care of the kids

and he'd work.

We were a team.

That's right. And now, as a team,

you have to figure out this new phase, together!

Yes, that's what I'm doing.

I got him a bunch of interviews,

and he's going to go,

because I refuse to give up my life

for a midlife crisis.

No and no!

Héctor.Héctor.

Héctor.

Sorry, guys.

Bye, bye, Alejandro.

Bye, Graciela. Bye.

CRISTINA: The logo on the back

could also go like this.

Hey, those shouldn't look that way.

The other way around.Hey! Hi.

Hi!

You brought breakfast! This will take ages.

How can I help? Tell me.

I could brush your teeth

while you work, to save time.

No. But if you can make

the client a bit less awful,

that'd be amazing.

I don't work miracles,

but give me his address

and I can try. Trust me.

I know you're busy

with all this,

but I need...HANNAH: Cris.

...to talk to you.Conference, five minutes.

We'll talk later, okay?

I need to get her a straitjacket.

Hey, where's Ro?He's brokenhearted.

First Mauricio, then you, then Hannah...

He doesn't get that the world needs him.

Cristina María Oviedo, help me

or we'll get sued

when I let out

the Colombian in me to deal

with that dirty old man. Hi.Later.

[♪♪♪]

Who's hungry? Have you eaten?

Hi.

Hi, love.

Ready for dinner?

What's up with you?

I brought sea bass

over a bed of lentils,

a bottle of cabernet sauvignon.

Your favorite!

Are you all right?

Hm.

I'm doing better.

[CHUCKLES]

[SIGHS]

What's the occasion?

Your come-back to the employment arena.

Give me a break!

I knew you were up to something.

[SIGHS]

Your suit is in the car, the black one,

it's been cleaned and ironed. Your blue tie too.

Tomorrow you've got three interviews.

What?

Do you need a motivational speech

to understand that, at your age,

you have to support your family?

Isn't my family supposed

to support me too?

If you want to starve us to death, no.

I'm not...

Graciela,

this thing you see is my dream.

I'm sure that my dream

will be more profitable than my old job,

if that's the problem.Hm.

Well, I e-mailed you

the details for the interviews.

I'm making an effort,

I hope you do too.

What do you think I'm doing here?

[SIGHS]

A fool of yourself.

Er...

Rodrigo's taking his time, no?

Rodri...? Yes, yes. I think so.

He'll be here later.I see.

Well, it's fine.[CHUCKLES]

No.

RODRIGO: Ale.

Ro, er... I apologize

for dropping by like this.

Look, I'm sorry. I don't feel well,

I don't want to talk to anyone.

Come on, son, don't talk to him like that.

He came to see you. Come, sit down.

I've trimmed the plants, Mom.

Yeah?

RODRIGO: Can I get some milk?

Yes. Cold?

Yes. With sugar.All right.

Three spoons.

Coffee?

I'm fine, thanks.

All right.Thanks.

Ro...

Look, I wanted to talk to you.

I know that the other night,

things got a big confusing, right?

But you should also know

that there's no way I'm letting

that ruin our friendship.

I don't want to say: "It's not you, it's me,"

but...

I think you mistook

a fun night

for a night of passion.

That's the story of my life.

Look, Ro, here's the thing.

If I could,

I wouldn't think twice, trust me.

[♪♪♪]

Only a straight man

wouldn't want to be with my Rorro.

[LAUGHS]

No, Mrs. Leti.

Rorro's just out of my league.

Trust me.

Where was this handsome man

before I met him?

Are you sure that you don't like

older women like me?

Mom! Mom!What?

I have a right too!

Hey, but not now. It's time to...

Just go.

[♪♪♪]

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]

I'm ready.Where are the copies?

Tell me what you need, girls.

HANNAH: What time is it?

It's 9:30.What?

No, no, no, no, no!Come on.

Héctor called seven times

and sent a bunch of messages.

HANNAH: Ah!

Yes. Hello? Héctor...

Hi.

First of all,

I apologize on behalf of everyone...

What?

CRISTINA: I understand. Sure.

No, and I mean it. Seriously,

we're incredibly sorry.

Thanks for the opportunity

just the same.

Thanks.

[HANNAH SIGHS]

It's fine, it's fine.

Cheer up, cheer up.

[♪♪♪]

Wow!

I can't believe you did it!

My favorite courageous liar.

Wow!

Great pseudonym, Esther. Congratulations.

Too bad I can no longer

write for The Turtle.

Not anymore.

Look, Esther. Thank you for everything.

I've got one more favor to ask.

Can you give me the chance

to tell Cristina the whole truth

before you publish this?

Who says I'm going to publish it?

[LAUGHS] Please, Esther!

There's no Santa Claus,

and you're not kind.

So don't worry.

Look, I did this

because it will be good for you

to face your demons.

It'll make you a better writer and person.

Wow! Wow!

Can I record that?

Can you say that again?

Please.Instead of that,

let's go out for drinks tonight.

You and I? Get real, Esther.Oh! Come on!

To put this behind us.

I swear, I promise that...

it'll stay platonic.

Hmm?

Come on! Don't be so stubborn.

Check, please.

Sure, one moment.

Thank you very much.

[PHONE RINGING]

Sir, how are you? Good afternoon.

This is Federica Rivero,

Mr. Guillermo's secretary.

How are you?Nice to meet you.

He asked me to let you know

that he'll be there soon,

he's stuck in traffic.

Sorry, I have an appointment

across town,

I can't wait any longer.Ah!

[SIGHS]

Nice to meet you. Federica.

How are you, Mr. Raúl? Sit, please.

What?

Didn't you just call?

Have you tried the cheesecake

they make here?

It's...

My God! It's so yummy.

Young man,

two slices of cheesecake.

WAITER: Two slices?Thanks.

I forgot to get you something to drink. Sorry!

Some coffee. How do you like it?

Don't bother, I have to go.

I've asked for the check.

No, why?

Mr. Guillermo

is almost ready.Is he here?

Here's the thing, there's a problem,

Mr. Guillermo

is a very busy man.

But he's also a modern man,

and he likes to make

the most of technology. Ha-ha-ha.

[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

[PHONE RINGING]

GRACIELA: Mr. Guillermo. How are you?

Look, I'm here with Mr. Raúl,

who has kindly agreed

to do the interview over the phone.

I thought you were stuck in traffic.

He has an appointment,

but he went back to work.

He's so responsible and professional.

Well, Guillermo, we're very interested

in your work experience.

We liked your resume

and we want to hire you.

You won't find a better man than Guilli...

Mr... Mr. Guillermo.

Mr. Raúl, good afternoon.

First of all, I'm sorry.

You see...If you want,

we can send

all the required papers

and that's that.

Sure, Federica. That.Yes.

Federi... Mr. Raúl, that lady

next to you is not Federica.

She's not my secretary, but my wife

and she's behind this mess.

I apologize.

I don't want the job.

Hold on, Guillermo. We want to hire you.

My team might not be so pleased to know

that you married your secretary, but...

She's not my secretary, she's my wife!

Oh! He loves jokes!

Unbelievable, sir! He's got a nice sense of humor.

Hey, where's the cheesecake?

Young man! The cheesecake!

Graciela, for the last time:

I won't give up on my dream.

Give me a sec.

I lost the signal,

but I'll get him back.

The cheesecake, please!

Guillermo, Mr. Raúl wants to hire you,

so be serious, damn it!

Graciela Oviedo,

this is not the way to work things out.

Look, complete the interview with Raúl

like a responsible adult!

No. Graciela... Graciel...

Done!What the hell?

There. I got him back.

These phone companies are so unreliable!

They're worse than banks, am I right?

But he's right here.

All right. Hm? Go ahead, Guillermo.

Mr. Raúl, how are you?

Let me tell you a story. You're going to love it.

The woman next to you is my wife,

she's not my secretary. She kicked me out, why?

I didn't cheat on her, I don't drink,

I don't do drugs, no.

Why did she kick me out? Because I want to be a chef.

Ha! How's that?

Isn't it weird?

Do you think that's normal?

RAUÚL: Well, er...

That you were kicked out or the chef thing?

Look, Guillermo, I made an effort,

and you didn't even care.

This is over.

Unbelievable!

He's not usually this rude.

He's just very stressed,

because he's unemployed.

I wanted to get him a job, but...

Look, Miss Fede...

Graciela... Whoever you are.

I have to go. Excuse me.No...

But... If you want...

The cheesecake, damn it!

Why isn't the cheesecake here?

It's my fault.

I don't even know why we said yes.

I also

said yes, sweetie. Don't worry.

We're all to blame, team.

I could've helped and I didn't. I stayed in to cry

like a teenage boy.

Sounds like you.CRISTINA: Yes.

I don't even know when we fell asleep.

It doesn't matter, that's normal.

You were exhausted, okay?

Don't beat yourself up. It won't...

[PHONE CHIMES]

It's Esther.No way.

CRISTINA: A four-minute voice message.

Oh! A whole podcast to complain? Thank you.

ESTHER [VOICE MESSAGE]: I cannot believe it!

I mean, I vouched for you!

I mean...No, no. Turn that off.

She's typing.

She says we'd better have an explanation.

She wants to have dinner.

Do you really want to go?

I said yes. It's the least I can do.

[♪♪♪]

[SIGHS]

Oh! Enough! Cheer up, ladies.

Some juice...

Ooh!

What happened with Mr. Raúl?

Nothing. He ran away from the restaurant.

Like you from home.No.

I was kicked out. It's different.

Just because you want to cook?

This world is upside down.

I love my wife, I love my kids,

I love cooking. It's the perfect combo.

If one of those is missing, my life is pointless.

Well, you just have one of those things now.

Thank you for reminding me of that.

Dude, it's your home.

You haven't gone back

because you don't want to.

Yes, technically,

she can't kick you out.

Besides, this is

what you need to be happy.

Correct me if I'm wrong, Mike.

But, Guillo,

I think you should go there,

tell them that lovely thing

about the perfect combo

and make up.If it doesn't work,

can I use that on a girl?

Mike, don't.

But some friends...Mike, no.

[♪♪♪]

CRISTINA: We tried to handle

this big project,

but it was obviously

too much for us and...

We understand if don't want

to work with us again.

ESTHER: Look, Cris,

I've just met you,

but I feel like we're kindred spirits.

You're pretty, you're intelligent,

you're responsible.

The only difference is that I've got better taste,

more money and I'm blunt.

That was your mistake.

I mean, you should've called me

and say: "Girl, we can't do this,"

and that's that, it'd been cool.

I could've called to Héctor

to work something out.

Look, I like you,

so I'll talk to him.

No one can resist my charm.

Sorry.

Is that Ale?

It is Ale.

Yeah! I told him to come.

Do you mind? I need to talk to him.

Okay?No, no. But if you want,

I can leave.No, girl!

Help me convince him not to quit.

He quit?Yes!

ALEJANDRO:

Hi.

Hi, Cris.Hi!

How are you? This is a surprise!

I didn't know you'd be here.

Hi!

"Hi, Esther. How are you?"

Hi.

Ah!

Well, get used to it.

Because we're inseparable.[CHUCKLES]

Hey, I can't believe you didn't tell me.

What?

That you quit! You quit.Ah.

CRISTINA: Did you really quit?

Why?

Yes, it's... Cris, it's...

Trust me, it's a long story.

But I'm not going to let him go,

don't worry.

I can't let my best writer

work for the competition.

Name your price, go.

Esther, believe me,

it's not about that.

Really, it's not.

You know I can't say no to you.

How much do you want?

Come on, Esther! Please.

I've never heard you say the word "yes."

Ah...

Even though I practiced it

in front of the mirror every day...

"Yes, love!"

In case you proposed.

But you never did, right?

I guess I'm not meant to get married.

Sorry?

Does that mean that you...?

You were going to...?

No, no, Cris.Were you two together?

Cris, Cris...

Cris, Cris, Cris. It wasn't like that.

ESTHER: No.It wasn't.

I mean, we were, but...

Now I'm glad it didn't happen.

I get it now.

Sure. No, you're not my target.

I could never be with a guy I had to support...

Ah! Héctor! He read my mind!

I'll talk to him.

Look...

Any other detail

that you forgot to mention?

Anything important?

No, no. Look, Cris, trust me.

That was irrelevant.

Really?Totally irrelevant.

No. Sure, not relevant at all.

You and Esther getting married?

Irrelevant.Yes, yes.

Look, Cris, you're right.

It's very weird

that you're here with Esther

and that she's telling you...

ESTHER: I convinced him!

Thanks!

She's here.

She says thanks.

Thanks, Héctor! Thank you!

Talk to you later, Héctor. Later.

Kiss, kiss.

I should get up.

This is your place.

This little boy

has no manners, right?

I mean...

He doesn't, you're right.

Well, let's celebrate.

Look what I've ordered.

Come on! Don't look so sad!

I mean, let's celebrate

that you got a big client back

and that we're going to get

Ale to stay at The Turtle.

ALEJANDRO: Ha!

Thanks.

Well, then. Let's toast.

♪ I'm not giving up ♪

♪ I'm not giving up... ♪

♪ I'm not giving up ♪

♪ I'm not giving up... ♪

♪ I'm not giving up ♪

What? You too?

♪ I'm not giving up ♪

Bottoms up.

♪ I'm not giving up ♪

♪ Nobody here can top me ♪

♪ I got everybody watching ♪

♪ 'Cause I gotta give you What you like ♪

Have you grown up?

What would that involve?

Stop cooking?

Because I won't.

Ciela, love, I'm coming back home,

here, with you, with the kids.

Let's just enjoy

this amazing life we've got.

Did you go to the interview?

No, Graciela, and I won't.

You know that all this is for you, right?

[SCOFFS]You inspired me.

I want to enjoy what I do,

like you.

Don't I have that right?

You know what?

You have every right.

What are you doing, Graciela?

You're absolutely right,

Guillermo.

You have to fulfill your dream,

but I won't face the consequences of that.

No, sir!

Guillermo, the dreamer,

is going to explain the kids

what living here entails.

I won't!

Send.

Ah, ah!

Finally!RODRIGO: All done?

I want a drink.

I want a drink and a man,

and you need that too!

I'm not ready to meet anyone.

Ah!

Sorry! Nice to meet you, new Rodrigo.

Pleased to meet you.

Enough, dude. The old me is dead.

I used to jump

from one crush to the next,

like an idiot.

What? What did Alejandro say

that made you grow up this way?

That if he could, he'd fall for me,

but he can't.

Why would he say that?

I guess he meant that you can't demand love.

That... That you can't ask

to be loved back.

Hannah!

But you can demand a man.No, you can't!

You can't! Never!Let's just drink! Let's drink!

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH LAUGHING]You're my roomie.

I'm your... Easy, Cris.

Hey, where's Esther?

Esther?

Esther!No, no, Esther's not here.

Cristina. Hold on, it's...

I told her I have...You two

lost control of yourselves.

No, I'll call her.No, no, no, no.

What for, Cristina?

Stop it. Stop.

I know why you don't want her here.

She doesn't want to be with the runaway groom.

No, no, no, no. Hey, just to be clear.

Runaway.

Let's be very clear:

I've never, ever,

run away from anybody.

Ah! Ah!

[LAUGHS]

It's the truth.

Then she doesn't want to be

with the groom that stood her up.

No, no, no. I didn't stand her up either.

Stood up!

No, no, no, no, no.

Look, I admit...

I just...Stood up.

Esther and I... Well, yes,

we lasted longer than usual.

She thought I wanted to propose,

but... Like any normal couple,

we talked and the split was amicable.

I never got down on one knee and said:

"Esther, would you like to go steady?" None of that.

Never, never, never. No, no, no.

No.

The lesson is...

that after sex, always... Always,

choose your words carefully.

Dude! Right?

Yes, yes, yes.

Dude! I always used to say

the same thing to Eduardo.

What?

"That's it?

So quickly?"

[LAUGHING] I get it.

Listen, look at it this way,

I think he did you a favor, right?

Yes.What's your deal?

What is it? Are you gay, bi,

LGBT-T-T-T-T...

Cris, Cris, Cris, Cris. Come back.

I mean, if you're not gay,

then you're just another man

who moves in with me and lies to me.

Cristina "Victim of betrayal

by all the sexes" Oviedo!

Cris, er...

I'm not gay.

I'm not.

[♪♪♪]

Cris...

Cristina.

Did you hear me?

You're not...

[♪♪♪]