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CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS ARE FICTIONAL.

[RAIN PATTERING]

[LAUGHS]

Here! Here, I'll help you!Oh.

Use my umbrella.

Where did you get yours?

Don't worry, Esther. I was leaving.

No, come on, walk me home.

Let's go.No. It's just...

that I forgot something, I'll go get it.

Besides, here's my ride. See?[HONKS]

What? Liar! You said you had to get something?

Well, no. I'll get it tomorrow.

Who's that?She's... just a friend.

A friend!Yes.

Introduce us.Well... Hi!

Hi.Hi!

Do you need a ride?Me?

Well, I do. Yeah!

Hop in, come on.Thank you, thank you.

This is brutal.

Oh.

Hi. Nice to meet you.Hi. My name's Esther.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Alejandro's boss.

His boss? Wow!Yes.

Pleased to meet you. Cristina Oviedo.

Nice to meet you.

A friend of his is a friend of mine.

[ALL CHUCKLE]

Do you live nearby?Yes.

No. Er...

We're going to the movies.Great!

What are we going to see?

[LAUGHS] Just kidding.

No, no, no. I'm just two blocks away.

But it's impossible to walk with this rain.

Perfect.

Well, then...Thanks.

Sure, no problem.

[JULIETA VENEGAS' "ESE CAMINO" PLAYING]

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I've changed skins So many times ♪

♪ Fears And dreams as well ♪

♪ Time passed by ♪

♪ Leaving prints Within my heart ♪

♪ Even if my memory lies I've got a story ♪

♪ I tell it unknowingly I tell it silently ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

CRISTINA: Whatever.

ESTHER: I'm glad that he has other hot friends

besides me.[CRISTINA LAUGHS]

I was getting scared.

So, tell me,

how did you two meet?

We're getting to know each other.

We're...We live together.

Ah!

Well, you're moving fast.

[ALL CHUCKLE]

Yes. How are things at the magazine?

Super!I mean, it's more than a magazine.

What do you do for a living?

I run an advertising agency with my best friend.

That's so cool. Hey, I've got loads of clients

in desperate need of a good advertising agency.

Keep it in mind.No! Really?

Oof! Yeah.

Give me her number.Please!

Cristina, right?Yes.

Give me Cristina's number and I'll hook you up,

I'll make the introductions.It would be great!

Sure, I'll give it to you. Don't worry. Yes?

Ale, now I know why you never leave the office.

There's an amazing person there.

[LAUGHS]Right?

You're welcome.

CAMILO: Here's a poll...

Camilo, put that down.

I won't say it again!

We can't be late! Put that down!

Here's the poll.Unbelievable!

Sofi, sweetie, less makeup.

You look lovely without it.

Less blush.

[♪♪♪]

GUILLERMO: No way.

Of course I'll be there.

I'll get off work...

That's right.

I'm dying to be there.

MARTA: Camilito, come on! Sofi!

You're going to be late!

Mrs. Graciela!

Don't yell, Martita, please.

Honey, I think we should talk.

Maybe over breakfast?

No, I'm running late.

Maybe later. Bye.

But I've just served the tamales.

Oh! Tonight, Martita.

Bye.

Ale, are you having breakfast?

Hey! Are you at the apartment?

ALEJANDRO [VOICE MESSAGE]: Hi, Cris.

I took a bike ride with Ro.RODRIGO: You missed

the amazing chilaquiles we had for breakfast.

Oof!

You should have invited me.

[SCOFFS] I like bike rides,

I live here with you, Rodrigo is my friend.

I wanted to go, I made breakfast.

Uh.

Message canceled.

[PHONE CHIMES]

Cristina: See you tonight.

[♪♪♪]

What about free calls?

Wow! Plenty of them!

Which color is the cap you're giving?

[CHUCKLES] I love that color.

Okay, Miss, the plan sounds great,

but I have to say: No!

Thank you very much.

Are my ears deceiving me? Or did I just hear

Miguel Sánchez say no to someone?

Seriously?

Ladies and gentlemen, the pushover in me...

has died.No!

Bravo! That's great.

Great, bro.Thanks.

Yes, yes, yes.Hey, Mike,

when the pushover in you

was alive,

did he say no to people he liked?

[SCOFFS] Weird question, right?

Yes. Yes or no?

MIGUEL: A skirt might move

but I don't have to run after it.

Not at this point in my life.

No way![PHONE CHIMES]

Mom!

Great, and you?

You made beef stew?

[WHISPERS] Beautiful, Mike.

Sounds delicious, Mom, but...

I have to say no this time.

Thanks, Mom.

No?

Ladies and gentlemen, let's keep going.

Come back, Mike.

You don't have to say no all the time.

CRISTINA: Hannah, where's Rodo?

I need to talk to you for a sec.

Hi, Cris. Rodri's not here.

Sorry, did Rodri hire a secretary?

No, no, no.Renata is the new intern,

she replaced Pipe.

Nice to meet you.You too.

Sorry. I need to talk to you.What is it?

Okay. Excuse me. Bye.

I have good news and bad news.

[SIGHS] Ah. The bad news.

The bad news is that Globel doesn't want to pay

because his poster came out pink,

and it should have been red.

Classic! He should calibrate his monitor.

[WHISPERS] Thank you!

The good news is that I met Ale's boss

and she's a hit!

Hold on, Ale's boss?

Ale has a boss?

Doesn't he work for a blog or magazine?

Apparently, it's something bigger.

He said he'd explain later.

The point is that she can send clients our way

who don't have an agency.

Ah! Why haven't we called her?

Exactly. She's got all of our details,

but I want to send her our service catalog.

Rodo has an updated one.

Since Rodo takes bike rides

in the morning with Ale...

You sound resentful.

Is this about Ale or Rodo?

No! They can do whatever they want.

As long as I get that catalog, it's all cool.

[KNOCKING] Knock-knock! Sorry.

Esther is here.

She said she wanted to talk to me,

but not right away.

♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ♪

[♪♪♪]

Hi!Oh! Ah!

Hi. Hi.How are you?

Fine. Fine.

Nice glasses.

Ah... Yeah. They're for protection.

Sunrays, right?That's right.

You know what I think?Hm?

I think you were waiting,

hidden in the car,

for someone to come out of that house.

I'm not hiding, Guillermo.

You are.

Look, here's my advice.

Talk to the person that you're waiting for.

Talk to them, they'll tell you what you want to know.

Don't be cynical.

One more thing: if you spy on them...

[WHISPERS] ...turn on the AC.

It's boiling hot in here.

You're shameless.

Why?Enough. I'm leaving.

All right.[ENGINE STARTS]

Excuse me!Go ahead.

Thanks.Love you!

Yes, me too!Sure.

[♪♪♪]

Another nine miles

and we're ready for a triathlon.[PHONE RINGING]

[LAUGHS] Right?[IN ENGLISH] Fuck, fuck, fuck!

What? What?[IN SPANISH] Hold on, man.

[TIRES SCREECH]

Cristina's called me 15 times.

I'm in deep trouble.

I bet I am too.

I should go take a shower,

or I'll be late.I have to go to court.

We're fighting over Jacky.Over the kids?

Only if they need batteries.

The kids are with the grandparents,

they're fighting over a cat.

That's why I won't have children.

Sure.Hey, thanks for the ride.

I had fun.We make a great team.

Exactly.On wheels.

Bye. I'm dead.Hey!

What?You know what?

I'll go with him, I need to pee.

Okay. Take care, love.Shut up, idiot.

Thanks for the bike.Sure.

[IN ENGLISH] Bye.

I love millennials' agencies,

they're modern but homespun, right?

They remind me of college.It's a work in progress.

Yes, we're always growing.

Like everyone.Yes.

Love it! "Work in progress."

Okay, let's cut to the chase: The Turtle.

You must know The Turtle, right?

Sure. Of course.

Well, it's our third anniversary,

and the agency I hired to organize the event

is run by idiots who left me hanging.

I've got nothing.Okay.

When's the party?Upon us.

I'd need to see something by tomorrow.

Okay. What about the budget?

It's awful, because those jackasses

got half of my budget.

I mean, I've got money, I always do,

but I think this is in your best interest,

because you'll meet loads of potential clients.

Well, then.

We should check if we have time

and resources to pull it off.

Tell us what you want

for the event, send us a brief.Oh! Well,

I want something super clear and direct, like me.

Something super chic and...

Boom!

[CHUCKLES] Ha! Okay.

Sure, we'll do it.We will?

Yeah?HANNAH: Yes!

Ale will be glad to see us working together!

Yes! Yes. He's awesome.

I love him so much.Really?

Yes.Where did you meet?

I mean, he told me.

But I want to hear your version,

there are always two sides.

Well, he's a great roomie.

He helps a lot!Hm!

Yes. How did you two meet?

Well, our story is super...

RODRIGO [BLOWS WHISTLE]: Dude!

Oof! I'm sorry.

Honestly, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I just saw your calls.

You're really late, but...

Rodrigo, this is Esther, Ale's boss.

Hello!Hi, cutie.

How are you?Hi.

Great.

Er... Anyway, I should go,

you have a lot of work to do.

The clock's ticking.Okay.

Relax, it's under control.

Of course. No doubt about it.

[CHUCKLES] I'm in charge.

Bye!Bye.

Tell the truth, what the hell?

I mean, "work in progress."

We'll be here all night.

It'll be a success, you'll see.

[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]

No! Unbelievable!

Are you all friends with the roomie?

Do you find it odd that the rest of us

have friends?Whatever!

Tell your little buddy

that his roomie doesn't know that I'm his ex.

But she will. Hm?

[♪♪♪]

[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]

[LINE RINGING]

Really?

Mom!

[LAUGHS] Yeah, right! Say hi to Ale for me.

[LINE RINGING]

ALEJANDRO: Mike?Satan!

Mike, is that you?Esther!

What about Satan? What about Esther?

She's here, at Lime and Chili!

What do you mean she's there?

Did...? Did she see you, Mike?

Yes, I ran into her outside the elevator,

she gave me a message for you.

[IMITATING ESTHER] "Tell your buddy

that his roomie doesn't know that I'm his ex.

But she will."

[NORMAL VOICE] She said it in a real witch's voice.

Okay, did she say anything else?

Just that.

What did you expect?Don't know, Mike.

Did she say anything about me?

No, no, no. I don't know, man.

But if she talked to her,

she did you a favor, right?

[CHUCKLES] Thanks, Mike.

Hey, listen carefully:

if you hear anything else, let me know, okay?

All right. I have to go, I need to pee.

RODRIGO: Why did we take this job, dude?

There's no way we can pull this off.

Of course there is. If we all focus on this,

it's super doable.

[PHONE CHIMES]

[LAUGHS]

If we work our butts off

and don't goof around on our cells.

[LAUGHING] Come on! Look, it's hilarious.

See? That's what I'm talking about.

If you spend all day exchanging stupid stuff,

we won't get any work done.

Are you sure this is about work?

You know what? You don't get it,

this is not a college endeavor anymore,

this is a real job.

You can't spend the morning with your lover.

Great! Now the truth comes out.

You're mad because I was with Alejandro.

Come on, don't be ridiculous.

I'm not, I want to understand.

Have I ever let you down? Ever?

Tina...Um? No, yes, you have.

It's not my fault that you can't ride one,

that you're useless at that, dude.

You didn't invite me to ride a bike,

that doesn't mean that I can't do it.

[HUFFS]

Hi. Hello.Hey. What's up?

Nice tattoos.

♪ Something's got a hold On me, yeah ♪

♪ Oh, it must be love ♪

Hey! I know you.

You're Ale's ex.

Whose...? Sorry?

What do you mean? Alejandro's.

Hannah.Ah! Miguel.

Sure! The bar! How are you?How are you?

Yes, sorry.

I don't call him "Ale," but "Alex." Ah, okay.

Sure, he's my ex.Yes.

Renata's cute, right?That's Renata?

Yes.

Her tattoos are nice.

[CHUCKLES]

You're bi, right?

I knew you were bi!

Why not keep my options open?

Ha-ha!So?

Are you available?

Sorry? Available?

Yes. No.

No, what do you mean?

[CHUCKLES] Relax.

No, I don't mean anything by it.

It's just... I don't know... It's no big deal.

I'm just curious.

Er... Yes, no...

What? Really?

I don't know, we could go get a beer,

and talk, right?

Ah! Er...

Sure, that's your problem.

You always say yes.

Sometimes, you have to say no.

No, er...

No. I'll take a raincheck, gorgeous.

Maybe next time.[ELEVATOR BELL RINGS]

All right. Take care. Bye.

CRISTINA: "Alejandro, Alejandro, Alejandro."

He's just another guy for you!

It'll be someone else next month!

RODRIGO: You're so wrong!

You have no idea!Hey!

What's going on? Shh!

Your friend went all crazy on me!

CRISTINA: Your friend chose a guy over me!

First of all, he's not my boyfriend, okay?

And I didn't choose him over you.

I couldn't!Don't come crying to me

when you get dumped again.

HANNAH: Cristina!Yes?

Soraya Montenegro.Yeah?

Cruella de Vil is nothing compared to you, honey.

No. We've got a new client

and loads of work.

Let's get to it.

[KEYBOARD CLACKING]

Hi, sweethearts!

WOMAN: Good morning, boss!

I was on my way, I was just...

[MOCKINGLY] "I was just..."

They're getting stupider.

WOMAN: How are you?ESTHER: Send over my coffee!

WOMAN: Yes.

Sure.

Esther.

Oh! Ale!

Apparently, you really believe

that my doors are open for you.

They're not. Make an appointment.

Please.

What's going on with Cristina?

What do you mean?

You have no idea how great we got on.

She's awesome!

You've got great taste in girlfriends.

I think Cris is in the top five.

Of course, I'm the best one.

I offered her a job.

You did what? A job?

Look, these new agencies run by millennials

frighten me a bit,

but she seems talented,

so I asked her to organize a party.

I see.

Ah!

But if you don't like it,

I can call the old agency

and have them...No, no, no, Es-Es-Esther,

I'm glad you asked her to do it.

You won't regret it.

She's really good.

It's great that you love her so much.

But you're hiding something,

something really weird.

No. Weird?Yeah.

She told you we're roommates, that's all.

Ale, I'd buy that if I didn't know you,

but I'm not the same fool I was before.

And you're still the same old liar.

I'll get to work.Hm, go.

My coffee!

Thank you for coming.

I know you're very busy.

How are the kids?

Well, Cami is editing his videos, you know him.

Sofía spends all day at Lucy's.

Ha! "Lucía."

I used to tell my mom that

when I started dating.

Shh! Stop it!

Don't even suggest that, Hannah!

Having one liar in the house is more than enough.

[CRYING]

He started talking about a hypothetical person,

but I know that he's the person

who is the hypothetical person

that's cheating on me

with another person, who's a woman.

So is he cheating on you or not?

Don't know!HANNAH: Did you ask?

Of course not!

I don't want to look like a psycho wifey

who follows him everywhere.

Sis, that's what you're doing.

Sure, Cristina.

Because I'm pathetic.

Because he...

turned me into a pathetic woman.

Excuse me.

I'll go to the living-room

where I can...

Speak of the devil...

[♪♪♪]

We have to go

buy some stuff for a party.Yes.

CRISTINA: Sorry, sis. I have to go

get some stuff from the apartment.

Um!See you later.

Run away. Yeah.

CRISTINA: You're invited.

Both of you.But...

Let us know if you're coming.

Sure!

What's up?Yeah.

Don't get any closer!

You stink.

Stink of what?

Street.

Deceit.

Another woman.

You're the one who's drunk

and stinks of alcohol.Pff.

I'm not drunk.

Let's talk. I can explain.

There's nothing you can say.

Call my lawyer.What?

He'll contact you.

[♪♪♪]

Don't tell Tina. It's her cream.

It's Japanese, really expensive, but so nice.

Check it out.Sure.

Like this. Let me do it.But... How? Wait...

Come here.Don't, I can...

Since my hands are cold...Okay.

it works better.I can use it here.

Yes, it's amazing.Great.

Hey, guys.Yeah?

Let's go to a bar.

Let's do it, man!

ALL: ♪ Let's go to a bar Let's go to a bar ♪

All good there?

BOTH: ♪ Let's go to a bar Let's go to a bar ♪

Wait, wait, wait.[DOOR OPENS]

Great!

The three stooges.

What's up, Cris? I was about to call you.

We're going to a bar for a few beers.

Do you want to come?I don't.

Let's go.

No!

We have work to do for The Turtle.

RODRIGO: My job is done,

I was responsible, but...

If you're going to complain, I'll stay.

No problem!ALEJANDRO: No, we can all stay

and help. It's cool.No!

Don't do this, dude!What?

I'm saying no.I see.

Relax. Hannah and I got this.

RODRIGO: Great! Let's go.

Sure?CRISTINA: Hm.

♪ Let's go to a bar! ♪Great.

♪ Let's go to a bar! ♪

♪ Let's go to a bar ♪

♪ Let's go to a bar! ♪

[DOOR OPENS]

ALEJANDRO: Guys...

[GRUNTS]

Who does he think he is?

Dude, they're all the same!

Who did you mean?Well, Miguel.

He always says no to me. He's no Brad Pitt.

Jackass!Can you believe

that even though we're swamped,

Rodrigo's out... drinking?

He said he could stay, but you said no.

And he's already completed

his task, love.Sure!

I didn't want to see him all surly. Just stop it.

I know you're jealous because your friend Rodrigo

is with your platonic friend,

but drop it, seriously.

They'll get tired of this and so will I.

Thank you for comforting me.

Honey, I love comforting you,

but we can't be your emotional caretakers.

Do you want me to cry?Yes.

Yes, emotionally crippled girl.

I'll cry.Come on.

[FAKE CRIES]Let's work.

[KNOCKING]

GUILLERMO: Graciela, let's talk.

I can explain, it's not what you think.

Look, I've just made

some egg muffins with spinach.

Gosh! They're delicious.

Want some?

Have one.

Come on.

Fine, don't.

[♪♪♪]

If you want to talk, you know where to find me.

I'll be in the living room.

I'll sleep there.

If I eat them all...

What happened?

She didn't like it?

Pff... She didn't open the door.

Be patient...

You know what we're like.

Can I eat them?

No, Martita. I'll save them,

she'll be hungry later.

Shall I prepare the sofa for you?

Please.

Ah... Thanks.

[♪♪♪]

HANNAH: I love Ro's concept.

He outdid himself.

By being absent?

Hey... Calm down, drama queen.

Someone's cranky.

Dude, we would've been done hours ago.

Well, we're almost done.

Sorry to burst you're optimistic bubble,

but we didn't get the neon sign,

and they're closed tomorrow.We don't have to go,

let's ask them to send it.

Hm... They're closed.

ALEJANDRO: There.RODRIGO: Yes.

Careful.What's this?

Is the party over or do you need backup?

There's no more beer here.

We got the sign.RODRIGO: She's whining.

Yes, the one you needed.HANNAH: That's great!

Just like you asked.Let's see it, is it nice?

Here it is.HANNAH: Let's see it.

Let's see....

There.Get out of here! It's lovely!

I love you! Thanks!It's pink!

Wow! You did one thing all day...

Wow!

Thanks! Now go!Thanks, cuties.

She's grumpy.

RODRIGO: I'll go with you.

Yeah?Hell yeah!

Let's go.I might catch it. Ale...

Thank you very much. Get some rest. You too.

You're welcome. On the contrary.

Take a bath, cleanse your...

RODRIGO: Breathe.

Thanks, Ale.Do you...like it?

[♪♪♪]

Hello?Hey, what's up? Hi, Cris.

Meet the Crispiccino...I see.

With cinnamon and agave, my specialty.

I make this when people are mad at me

and I owe them an apology.

Okay. I don't know what you mean,

or what to forgive, but...

Hey, it smells nice.

You have to make this every day.

Sure! But this is

just to thank you for your help

and for introducing me to Esther.

You know who deserves the credit?

The driver that didn't pick Esther up. Right.

He deserves this Cristiccino.Totally!

Hey, how did you meet her?

Er... Well...

In... In high school, yeah.

Oh! You remember the beginning

of that relationship well.

Uh... Sort of.

Ah...

I have to go. It's late.

Hey...where are you going?

We have to set things up for Esther's party,

she'll be there soon.

Esther?Yes.

I mean, if... If you want, I could go with you.

I can help. I mean...

Ale, I leave in five.I can go.

Five minutes.Five minutes.

Okay.

Five minutes?

Mrs. Grace!

The kids are waiting for you in the car. Hurry!

Martita, don't yell, please.

I'm not yelling.

Look, here's some broth. Eat your breakfast slowly.

No, you know Camilo hates

being late for school.

"Camilo hates being late for school"?

That's not true.Graciela...

What about breakfast?

Ah!

Did you two switch roles?

Hm! Is she the one who doesn't answer now?

This is bad. This doesn't look good.

Look, I'll...

[♪♪♪]

I'm glad we got here early.

There's loads to do.

Cristina, where's Esther?

Esther will be here soon.

Look, we've got three hours.

We can make it.Sure.

Of course, we can. It's very doable.

Dude! Alejandro is going to help me.

Well, all of us.

He told me.

He's got the hots for him.

I need to make a call,

but I'll come back and help.

Yes.

[LINE RINGING]

What's up, man?

You have no idea.

Esther is helping Cristina all day long.

What do I do?

Don't worry, bro. Okay?

Breathe... There you go.

All you have to do is to keep them from talking.

That's why I love you.

You're so smart.

When two people meet in a bar,

they talk, especially if they're women.

Then make it your life's mission

to keep them from talking today.

Make them focus on work, bro.

I'll just tell Cristina

that Esther and I... used to date.

That I'm...bi. Yes, that's it. Yes.

Being gay, bi or tri is not the problem.

You might even be an alien.

The problem is

that you'd be admitting that you are

a big liar like Pinocchio.

Thanks. Thanks.

ESTHER: Darling!CRISTINA: How are you?

Bye.

Me? Divine as ever.

Let's see...

Ah! What a relief!

Everything looks perfect.

Thank God, we can't allow

your business to fail, right?

No. No, no, no. Things are going great.

Oh! Why are you here?

Are you taking notes or...what?

Yes, yes. I'm taking notes.

It didn't cross my mind. It'd be great.

If you're okay with that.

Ale has been very helpful.

He's been great.And we're not done.

I mean, I won't leave you alone.

In case you need my help.

This is getting better.

I'll see Alejandro work for the first time ever.

Come on, show me.Sure, look. Look.

It's all here.

Thank you so much. See you later.

Cris, can I take this?

Yes, please.

Lupe! Put this away, please.

The podium will be here.

ESTHER: Will the models stand there?

Sure. Ro, where are the models?

Hi.RODRIGO: How are you?

Welcome.Beautiful!

Your hair is so cool. It's really cool.

They're perfect.

I love them! Love them!

CRISTINA: Great.

There are drinks especially chosen

for The Turtle, they're thematic.

Okay. There will be a VIP area right here.

VIP areas terrify me.No, no, no.

ESTHER: I mean, how are you going to keep people out?

No, we've got bracelets, guards...

Guards inside and out.

There will be a list.

People there...I have to see that list.

CRISTINA: Definitely.ESTHER: All right.

CRISTINA: It's vital...ALEJANDRO: Cristina.

Ah! Give me a sec.

It's urgent.I'll be back.

Go.Sorry.

What is it?We have a problem over here.

The champagne is...

It's warm.

Have them cool it.We can't serve it like this.

Have them cool it.Let's see if the ice is cold.

Ale, I need to talk to Esther. Please, fix it.

Don't let them mix.

Don't worry,

Lemon and Chili is a sure bet.Great.

The team's got instructions and...

No! I want to die!What happened?

I forgot a few things, I haven't got dressed.

There's no time! No!Send someone else.

Ale, can you do it?What?

ESTHER: No, no, no. Ale, go.Me?

Yes, yes.No... We can send Mike.

RODRIGO: Mike?Yes, Miguel.

[ALL CHATTERING]

He'll be here later, he's coming.

He can do it, great.He's amazing.

Thank you so much.

Cristina, let's get changed.Yes. Let's go.

Sure, let's go.See you in a bit.

Can you check the list and sign it?

Okay.There's traffic and...

Yes, it's bad.

ESTHER: Make it fast

because I have to get dressed.Yes. Just sign this.

Bye. Make yourselves presentable.

Bye.It's awesome, right?

Yes, it will be, you'll see.So cool!

[JULIAN DE VIZIO'S "LA LA LA" PLAYING]

I'M ALSO A COVER

[SHUTTERS CLICKING]

♪ Hey, how you doing? What's your name? ♪

♪ And where you from? Did you come with anybody? ♪

♪ Are you looking for the one? Are you looking for trouble? ♪

♪ Well, I think That I can help ♪

♪ 'Cause you seem like You're the type ♪

♪ To order off the top shelf ♪

♪ Tequila, oh, mamacita You know I feel ya ♪

♪ The way you move around ♪

♪ Body like a ballerina ♪

Hey! You look great! Nice to see you!

Please, have fun. Ro, take care of them.

My dear!How are you?

You look so elegant!Thanks.

Where's Grace? Powdering her nose in the car?

What? She's not here?

We... It's early.

She'll be here soon, I'm sure.

Go get a drink, okay?

Ale. Ale, give him some whiskey.

♪ ...watching us In the lights ♪

♪ Everyone's talk-- ♪

[PHONE CHIMES]

[SIGHS]

[PHONE CHIMES]

Cristina: No old-lady hairdos.

I want you to look hot and Guillo does too.

He got here before the waiters.

[SIGHS]

Graciela: Have fun!

You did a great job, brother.

Yes, and we were short of time.

Look. It's amazing, right?

It really is amazing.

Ah?

The flowers.

No, no, no, no.Yes, this one.

[SHUTTER CLICKING]

Amazing!

Great.

Look.

♪ Oh, mamacita You know I feel ya ♪

Ale.

Guillo.How are you?

Some whiskey?No, I don't drink.

One.It's not strong.

If it's not too strong, whiskey.

Ale.What?

What is it?

How are you?ALEJANDRO: Great.

♪ One of a kind... ♪

HANNAH: I hope you liked the concept.

It's nice to see eye to eye.

It's lovely. Look.

Look at the glitter on this...

woman's head.She looks fantastic.

She does.

I love this.

HANNAH: Did you see the Frida Kahlo that you wanted?

The heart... Divine!Divine.

Here's Renata, I told you about her.

Wow! She's cool. She's an intern, but...

she's got a great presence.Yes. Wow!

Hannah, this is spectacular.

Hold on. There's my biggest client.

Go, go, go.I'll be right back.

♪ La la la la la La la la la la ♪

♪ All I hear is La la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la La la la la la ♪

♪ All I hear is La la la la la ♪

♪ La la la la la la ♪

Cris, look. I want you to know

that your sister and I...Guillo, sorry.

Whatever's going on is your business.

Right. Yes, yes. You're right.

Mm...

Can I have some more?

I'll be right back. Watch it.

I don't like booze.

♪ Everyone's watching us In the lights ♪

Refill?

What do you need?No!

Don't say that, I might take advantage.

I could get creative.

Refill?

No.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

Okay, fine.

[GASPS]

[LAUGHS]

[CROWD CHEERING]

[CROWD WHOOPING]

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

[CAMERA CLICKING]

Hey.

How is he?

I only saw him drink at his wedding.

He had two glasses of whiskey.

How many has he had?Six?

But don't worry.

Look, I love him very much, okay?

But if he keeps upsetting Grace, dude...

I'm sorry, but I don't give a damn about his liver.

You should, Ro.He can go to hell, dude.

No.Yes, Tina.

Hiding information is the same as deceiving, dude.

Cris!

My clients can't believe

that I didn't organize this amazing party.

I want them to meet you.

Come.[LAUGHS]

I also want to thank you...

I mean, this is beautiful,

but thank you for Ale.

What?

A year ago, he had no friends.

Well, just that idiot Miguel.

But now, he's surrounded by cool people.

It's impossible not to love him.

Just ask Miguel.

After all they went through...

"After all..." What?

Didn't he tell you?

They dated, they broke up, then he came out as bi,

then he got dumped.

It was like a drama full of blood, sweat and semen.

Crazy!Wow!

But they're still close.

Have you talked to Ciela?

Ugh! You're drunk! Move!

Guillo...

Come, meet these guys.

What's up, Guillo? All good?

Sure.Sure?

Yeah.What?

I was just thinking...

I have to talk to my wife

and tell her the truth.

That's what I have to do.

Wow! Yes. I mean, I...

have always thought

that one should be honest.

Tell the truth.Yes.

She won't believe me.

I don't believe it myself.

And if I don't, how will she?

But I love her.

I'm an idiot, but I love her.

Does that make me a bigger idiot?

Yes.Yes. All of it.

But talk... Talk to her, talk to her.

That's the most important thing.

Come on, Guillo, easy.Here.

One more can't hurt, jackass.

It's free. Let's make the most of it.

No more for him, please.One.

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC THUMPING]

[GUILLERMO VOMITING]

What did he drink?I feel sorry for him.

Are you okay, Guillo?Um! I'm fine, I'm fine.

Yeah?Yes.

Hey, Ro, do you know his address?

Er...Do you know his address?

[LAUGHS]

My address?

She won't let me in the house, man!

Look, Guillo...I love her. I...

Hey, who are you?Alex...

Alex, Guillo. At your service.

I'm Alex.I love you, man.

You're my friend now. I love you. I love you. Yes.

Have you ever been in love?

Because I have!

I have and... I don't know what to do.

[CRYING] I don't know what to do.

Why don't you talk to her?

Come on...Yes! That's what I have to do!

No, it's just...He's too drunk.

Sure! Why didn't I think of that?

Talk to her.

Or course!

Call her.

Can I stay at your place, buddy?

My place?Yes, we're bros.

No, I... I don't have one, Guillo.

No, come on. What are you doing?

Grace, my love. I love you, I love you.

I'm an idiot! Yes. I'm an idiot!

I'm here with two friends...

What's your name?

Alex. Alejandro.With Alex!

I don't want to throw up, but I love you.

I hate throwing up, okay?

Guillo, are you sure

that you want to do this?

Really?I'm not Guillermo Rob...

[COUGHS][VOMITING]

[PHONE CHIMES][HUFFS]

Ah!

GUILLERMO [VOICE MESSAGE]: Grace, my love, I love you, I love you.

I'm an idiot! Yes, I'm an idiot!

I'm here with two friends...

What's your name? Alex.

GUILLERMO: Alex! With Alex!

I don't want to throw up, but I love you.

Yeah, right!

[PHONE VIBRATING]

Ciela...

Guillermo?

It's her! What do I say, man?

What?ALEJANDRO: That you love her.

RODRIGO: Tell her the truth.

You're in love.I'm in love with you.

I love you, my love!

Look, I'm an idiot, you know that.

I don't...

Wait. Hold him, hold him.Come on, Guillo.

Easy, easy, easy.

Guillo, Guillo.Guillo, are you okay?

Grace, this is Ro.

Yes, he's fine.

I mean, he can't walk,

but we're with him.He can't walk?

RODRIGO: He can't walk.

As soon as he can,

we'll take him home.

Don't, Guillo! Guillo! Guillo!

Ro... R...

Damn it!

RODRIGO: Grab him.ALEJANDRO: I've got his cell!

GUILLERMO: Hannah!

HANNAH: Guille...

Were you having sex in there?

You're unbelievable! She was...

She's the only one having sex tonight.

Sorry, beautiful ladies...

What?No! Who with?

Where's Guillo?There he is.

Hey, take his cell.What?

Ale, I'm sorry.

It smells weird, right? It's...

Yeah? That's right.Hm.

What the hell? Who?What? Who?

Who? Did Guillermo say who?

Come here.No, it's upstairs.

No, this way. This way.Upstairs.

He admitted that he has something to tell

poor Grace, but... But not yet.

Come, tell me all about it over mezcal.

[CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY]

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC THUMPING]

What's up?

Dude! Dude, dude!

Hey, thanks.

[SIGHS]

Ah! I need to wash this.

No. What are we doing here, Guillermo?

I don't want a scene.Look, it's not that.

This raised your suspicion, let's end this.

No, no, no, no!

Why am I here?

Keep me out of this!You...

You made me do this. So you're coming inside.

That's what's going to happen.

CRISTINA: Guillo crossed the line with the tequila.

RODRIGO: I bet that Grace's phone

is full of the messages

that idiot sent her.ALEJANDRO: Of course.

Do you think they've finally talked?

I haven't heard from her. I hope so. Me too.

Hold on.

Esther: I need you to come to the office.

It's not a request. Kiss, kiss.

Guys! I have to go to the office.

I'm sorry.Give me a break! Now?

Yes, yes. Right away.

I have to, so...We'll go with you.

We'll wait downstairs.Oh!

No, just go to the coffee shop.

I'll go, check what I have to do

and come back, okay?

It's close.We'll order for you.

Great.All right.

Bye.Bye.

Quick like a bunny!

GUILLERMO: Come in.

[♪♪♪]

I want to tell you a story about a woman...

whom I love,

but who shocked me these last few days.

This woman started talking...

Er...about dreams, right?

She said that everyone fulfills other people's dreams,

instead of their own.

And I got to thinking:

"I should do something about it."

I did what my parents wanted,

I went to college.

I have a family, and I'm doing my part, right?

Why can't I follow my own dreams?

Remember that woman I mentioned?

[WHISPERS] I stole a recipe from her.

Thanks to that recipe...

right now,

I'm the best student in this baking course.

And... I love you.

They're prettier than mine, idiot.

I'm taking a class.

That's why.

[SIGHS]

[PHONE CHIMES]

Miguel: Dinner?

Hannah: Oops! I can't. Raincheck.

What the hell? My ride is here, they're waiting for me.

It's going to rain.All right, I'm sorry.

I came right away, and now you're leaving.

Is everything okay?I have to go to a conference,

but I wanted to hug you first.

Come here.

Uh! Uh!

How's that sweetheart of yours? Eh?

Ah!

Let it out. Let it out.

Cry on my shoulder.What?

I can help.

I'm sure

that you can do better than Miguel.

Oh! I see.[CHUCKLES]

Look, when I get back,

let's go drink mezcal with Cris.I see.

We're here, we'll help you

get over that awful man.

All right?No, no, please.

No? You don't drink mezcal?

Wine, if you want.It's not that.

Don't tell Cristina. Please, Esther! Oh! What?

That you're not gay?No, hold on...

You have no idea how much I regret that.

But, Esther, trust me.

It was that or be homeless,

so...

I lied.

Bad habits die hard.

How do you do it?

How can you be such a great liar?

It's... I'd love to do what you do,

but it takes years of practice, right?

Er...No, she doesn't deserve this.

Yes. You're absolutely right.

Cristina deserves to know the truth,

but she should hear it from me.

So, please, for God's sake,

let me do it. I'll tell her the truth.

Calm down.Don't tell her, Esther.

I won't let you break her heart.

She's my new best friend.

And I won't miss...Seriously?

...the opportunity of having Alejandro Montero

indebted to me.

So, this is revenge.Got it? Obviously.

Bye.Esther, please...

I'll tell her the truth.

Ale!Right this second,

I've sold my soul to the devil.

Hello!Hey!

We thought it might take a while.

Here's some coffee.

I see. Thanks.

Is everything okay?

[CRISTINA LAUGHS]

[ROBIN LOXLEY & JAY HAWKE'S "OWE YOU NOTHIN'" PLAYING]

♪ So you care For nothing but me ♪

♪ But I can't trust What I can't see ♪

♪ And I'm half-sure You've got nothing for me ♪

♪ Time to take your lies And leave ♪

♪ You wanna burn a hole In my head ♪

♪ You wanna take the roof From my head ♪

♪ You wanna take my heart And soul but-- ♪