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CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS ARE FICTIONAL.

[PHONE VIBRATING]

[MOANING]

[KEYBOARD CLICKING]

Cristina: Ro, are you awake? Answer!

[PHONE RINGS]

[EXHALES]

[PHONE RINGS]

What is it?

Robinson Crusoe, I can't sleep.

Tell me something.

Why don't you come over? We can order food.

That's why you're calling?

It's forbidden.

No one calls this late anymore, okay?

Text me and we can talk.

I texted you,

but you wouldn't reply.

So, you don't want to talk

a little bit?

[♪♪♪]

Hannah Banana, are you awake?

Hannah Last seen 10:00 p.m.

Mike?

Cris?

Coming. Coming.

[GROANS]

I can't sleep.

Um, Cris, are you okay?

I had a cup of coffee after 5 p.m.

I'm an idiot!

Ha.

So, what time is it?

It's midnight.

I see.Before, when this happened,

he who must not be named stayed up all night with me,

so now I miss him.

Okay, um--

Movies? Yeah?Yes.

[JULIETA VENEGAS' "ESE CAMINO" PLAYING]

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I've changed skins So many times ♪

♪ Fears And dreams as well ♪

♪ Time passed by ♪

♪ Leaving prints Within my heart ♪

♪ Even if my memory lies I've got a story ♪

♪ I tell it unknowingly I tell it silently ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

[CARS HONKING]

This is our communal work space.

My office, in case you need anything.

Although in reality, I do a lot of home office.

You will work more with Hannah, who--

Speaking of the devil--

You called at midnight.

Are you okay? Sorry, I was busy.

I couldn't sleep

and I wanted to talk. All good.

Hello.Hi.

Who are you?Felipe.

Nice to meet you.

You can call me Pipe.

I'm here, if you need anything.

You know, us interns are the new slaves.

Why don't we start with that?

Our coffee area is over there.

Please make two.

Yes, sure. See you later.

Oh, who ordered chicken?Control your thirst.

Control it.If you need anything, he said.

And I'm very needy.

He could be your son.

Ah! Idiot!

Lunch with Ro?Obvs!

And this evening, we meet again, right?

Sure, it's the end of the month.

♪ Tradition ♪♪ End of month ♪

[♪♪♪]

[PHONE CHIMES]

Mariana: Hi, dear Grace, I hope everything's better now

[HUFFS]

Men. If you need anything, I'm here

What?

I went through something similar

[SIGHS]

My advice? Don't involve the kids

I can give you my therapist's number

He saved my marriage. The first one, not the second

[SCOFFS]

Hmm.

Hello, Mari.

I don't know what you mean.

Everything's fine at home,

and if we needed counseling,

you can be sure our kids wouldn't know.

I'm sorry, Grace. If everything was wonderful,

your son wouldn't be uploading such videos

Hey, hey, hey, Camiles,

thank you for visiting my channel.

I will talk about something

that your parents won't face, okay?

When your mom wakes up without pajamas,

it's not that it was hot in the middle of the night.

But we'll talk about that another day.

This is a very important topic.

I know we all worry

about the indifference between our parents.

Do they love each other?

Or do we live with a pair

that are more like roomies?

What you're about to eat

is something Dad has cooked--GRACIELA: Camilo--

"We live with a pair that are more like roomies?"

Okay, Mom,

only you know the answer to that question.

Yes, yes, sure. Us and a thousand other people.

A thousand views already?

No, no. Mom always takes everything out of proportion.

Shameful.

It has 950 views in 24 hours.

It's nothing.

Why are you doing this to us?

Hello.

Guillermo Robles, I'm your husband. And your father.

I'd like to know what you're talking about.

[CHUCKLES] Don't you know, Mr. Guille?

Camilito posted a video

about dysfunctional families,

you know, those that don't function,

like this one. Well, sometimes.

See it yourself!

CAMILO [OVER PHONE]: When your mom wakes up without pajamas,

it's not that it was hot in the middle of the night.

[LAUGHS] Camilo!

Camilo, no!

It's Camilo's new YouTube channel, Dad.

He's an influencer now.

Rude, that's what he is.

Sorry, but someone at school told us

to follow our passion

until happy.

Well, mine is being an influencer.

Passion? No, kid.

You need passion to become

a lawyer, an architect, a doctor.

To lock yourself in your room

and disclose others' problems,

that's being a tattler!

Oh, no, ma'am.

Excuse me for meddling again.

But to be honest, there's people

very interested in gossip

at a professional level.

Exactly.

Camilo, delete that video right now!

CAMILO: First, it's an open channel,

so anyone can post or give their opinion.

Second, I'm telling the truth,

and trying to hide it would be censorship.

[STAMMERING]

Thank you.

No, but it wasn't me who played the spiritual coach

at the children's school.

Camilo, we need to talk.

[WHISPERING] 950 views in 24 hours?

1100.

You're a genius, how do you do it?

1100?1100!

How do you do it? Well done!

[♪♪♪]

Excuse me, are you busy?

It depends.

I wanted to tell you something,

and--

I never do this,

much less on my first day at work.

You're beautiful.

How many first days at work have you had, darling?

Ha... Yes, I know.

But age is merely a number, right?

Yes, that's why they say

the model is not important, mileage is.

[CLEARS THROAT]

Well, I just wanted to say that,

and that you know where to find me.

[♪♪♪]

Get back to work, Felipe.

Fine.

Sweet thing.

My God--

[CAR HONKING]GRACIELA: What?

What do you want me to do?

I can't fly, dou--

Idiot!

Seriously, there's people

who shouldn't be allowed to drive.

Yes, you, for example.

You're so funny.[CHUCKLES]

Do you want some tea, princesses?

Hey, what's wrong with princesses?

They're two dudes arguing over

who goes first and who doesn't.

Do you have the number

of Eduardo's psychologist friend?

I'm not sure. Let me see.

I have one that is for couples therapy.

Much better, huh?

No, it's not for me, it's for your nephew.

I'll give you both, okay?

Thank you.You're welcome.

What?Bye.

Honey, I can't have lunch with you.

It's the client, he wants a video call.

Are you serious?All work is work.

Fine, I'll go with Ro.

[PHONE CHIMES]

RODRIGO [VOICE MESSAGE] Tina, guess what?

I was about to call you.

There's an amazing sale.

Dude, I'm not going to the other side of the city

on payday. Bye.

Lore!

How are you?

No, no, not a kiss-- Relax.

Just say, "Lore, I miss you too."

No, no, empowered, dude, empowered.

Hi, Lore.

Lore.

[EXHALES SLOWLY]

[MUTTERING]

[♪♪♪]

Um-- Lore.

Lore!

What a surp-- Long time, no see!

Who is it?

Migue.Lore!

Hi.Hi.

Um, electricity problems?

Oh, yes, yes, they're fixing it.

What a surprise. What are you doing here?

Um--

I brought you this.

Of course, I'm sorry,

I forgot to change the address.

Forgive me.

It's okay.

They sent these to my house,

and I wanted to bring them to you.

I know they're important to you.

You're so nice.

I'd invite you in for a coffee,

but it's a mess.

Don't worry,

I have a lot of things to do, but--

Thank you, anyway.

Yes, yes.

We can have coffee another day,

somewhere else.

I really miss our talks about...

nothing. Heh.

My favorite topic.

[CHUCKLES][LAUGHS]

I have to go,

I need to check the electricity issue.

Ask them to fix it.

I can have a look.

I studied electricity in high school,

No, no, no, no, no, it's okay.

I'll make a call. Don't worry.

No, no, no, don't call me.

I will text you, okay?

Thank you.

[EXHALES]

Do you need anything?

The same as you.

Excuse me?

Stop pretending.

You said you'd lunch with Cristina

and then canceled.

It's a very clear sign that you wanted

to spend lunchtime with me.

Oh, love, you suck at reading signs.

Why don't you help me to improve?

Tell me. What do you want to learn?

How to date a pussy like you.

First, you don't call me that.

I'm not one of those girls you're used to.

Understood?Mm-hm.

You can start over here.

Well, we have time.

There's no one outside.

They'll be back in about an hour.

Maybe two.Mm-hm.

You brought condoms, right?

♪ Nobody here can top me ♪

♪ I got everybody watching ♪

♪ 'Cause I gotta give you What you like ♪

No mask, no fight, kiddo.

No, no. Wait, wait. Um--

I'll buy some.

Don't move, okay?

I'll be right back.

♪ I'm not giving it up ♪

It's a shame.

[♪♪♪]

[SIGHS]

♪ I'm not giving it up ♪

Thank you for seeing us

on such short notice.

THERAPIST: No, don't worry. It's a pleasure for me

to help my friend's family.

How is Cristina?

My aunt? In total denial.

Can we leave?

Camilo, adults are talking.

And we're not leaving

until you learn to respect your parents.

Seriously, Mom?

Did you get me out of school for this?

Camilo.I could be studying--

Graciela, Graciela--

Why do you say Camilo does not respect you?

Because he's posting on social media

our family's everyday life.

Is there any problem in your family's everyday life?

No problem, not at all.

But it's not public.

No, I understand.

Yes, of course.

Is it okay if we talk for a while?

I have no option, right?

Will you leave us alone?

There's coffee and tea in the waiting room.

I recommend tea.

The tea.Um... No.

I'd rather stay, because I'm his mom

and I need to be present during the therapy.

No, no, I'm sorry.

Camilo is my patient,

and he needs a safe environment

to be able to talk calmly.

Do you agree?

Fuck yeah.

Camilo!

[IN ENGLISH] Language.

[IN SPANISH] I'm sorry.

Okay.

Seriously, tea.

I'm glad you came.

I hate eating alone, it's super sad.

No problem, and it is.

What are you writing about?

About love.

That's it.

Hmm, okay, tell me more.

Uh--

It's exactly that, about love.

I feel like we've revalued it

in a very particular way,

and we think that being happy means being successful.

And also that all this

has to be before certain age,

and sometimes love is seen as an obstacle,

as yet another complication.

That's why you broke up with Miguel?

That was something delicate,

but we talked about it, and--

And now we're good friends,

that's all.

I'm asking because I want to know you.

Yes.And knowing

someone's love life

tells a lot about that person.

I don't feel like

our past relationships

define us as individuals,

but if you see it that way,

it's perfect. Just--

I won't mention it again.

[CHUCKLES]Okay.

What color is your underwear?

What?

It's a Russian technique for these uncomfortable moments,

to break the ice.

Crazy Russians!I know.

You go first, tell me.

By looking at you, I would say--

Black?

Is it black?I'm that predictable, huh?

And you? Is it white?

No, you lose.

I'm not wearing any I'm going commando.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Exactly, Paty.

Oh, food is here.

Please, I just need you

to send me everything pending.

I'm doing home office.

Cool. Ciao.

Coming.

Lore!Miguel!

It's good to see you so soon.Yes.

I'm happy to see you,

and since you said I could count on you

and you're my best friend,

I want to ask you a favor.Sure, anything.

The electricians will make arrangements

and will cut the power in the whole block,

so I wonder if we can come--

We?Yes.

Fito won't stop crying, he's starving.

Do you have quinoa?Yes, that way.

Say hi to Fito.

Hi, Fito.

Um--You're the best.

Can you help me with the suitcases?

WOMAN: Is there tuna?

LORENA: I think it's over there.

Lore, I guess the suitcases are because they gave you

an estimated date

of when the apartment will be ready, right?

Not really.

We didn't see them, not even talked to them.

But if it's a problem, we can leave.

No, no, no, don't think that.

My house is your house.

Aw, thanks.Well, you two.

We wanted to go to a hotel,

but since they won't allow my furry baby

anywhere, well--

[GASPS] Baby! Don't do that!

I'm sorry, he has diarrhea.

Here it is.

This brand sucks.

There's no way I'd feed Fito with this.

Did you know it has mercury?

Mike, maybe that's why you smell.

Can we order organic tuna?

Yes, of course.Thank you.

Um, I'll order it.

Okay, thanks.Sure.

Baby, come here.What do we feed him?

Should I serve here?

Better here.

What?

All right, Camilo, thank you for your time.

I'll see you tomorrow for our next session.

So, have you already established respect agreements?

[LAUGHS]

Well, for now,

he only has one thing to do. Right, Cami?

Boom!

And, you know?

Good diagnosis about your aunt.

I agree, she's in denial.

But don't tell her that I told you.

[CHUCKLES]

See you tomorrow, Graciela.

See you.

Lucy--Let's go, hon.

How are you?

[♪♪♪]

ALEJANDRO: Listen, Mike.

I need something--

Something elegant, yet casual.

That doesn't look like I'm dressed for a date,

do you understand?

It's a date.

Look, we're friends,

so technically it's not, Mike.

You tried seven shirts and three pants.

Well, it's simple.

I'm going out with the coolest girl

I've ever met. That's why.

Yeah, that same girl who thinks you're gay

and has to keep thinking it

for your housing's sake, right?

The tuna is burning.

Wait, dude. The tuna is burning.

Organic tuna.

Organic tuna, Mike? Really?

Are you cooking? For real?

Yeah, we're cooking organic tuna.

What? Is it forbidden

by the National Association of Heterosexual Machos?

Let me remind you

that the last time you cooked, firemen had to step in.

And you were trying to cook fried eggs.

Migue, did you salt that?

No.

Mike, is that the voice of--

Fito's hypertensive, he can't eat salt.

And he doesn't like overcooked things either.

I'll lower the flame.Fito?

When Fito tries uncle Mike's specialty,

he will not want to leave.

Aw, we don't want to leave already.

Uncle Mikey, dude?

Mike, are you an idiot?

It's ready. I'll call you back. Bye.

Look, Fito.

[LAUGHING] Wait, no.

Girl.

You missed it.Ha.

Even traffic was worth it today, sis.

That's what I see.Lit.

Tina!No, Tina isn't here.

Where is she?I thought she was with you.

I thought she was with you.No, no.

I had meetings all day.

Wait, wait.

We're still meeting tonight?Yes, obviously.

It's drinks night.

Drinks night, party night.

Go ahead, I'll leave this in my office.

I'll call Tina.Fine. Fine.

♪ P-p-party ♪♪ P-p-party ♪

RODRIGO: Oh, yeah.

[♪♪♪]

Ready?

For what?

To go.

I have what you asked.

No, you're going home, and so am I.

But you asked for condoms.

And it's late, it's time to go home.

Thank God you have them, though.

Use them with someone your age.

See you tomorrow.

For real?Lock the door.

Thank you. And welcome!

[PHONE CHIMES]

Rodrigo: Hey! Are you coming?

Cristina: I'll meet Alejandro,

but I'll see you later on

[♪♪♪]

Hello.Hey.

I'm glad you came. I couldn't stand being there

for a second more.It's cool.

I mean, we've never spent time

outside the apartment.Right.

I have something to confess.

I don't want to spend another night

watching funny movies where love triumphs.

Not again.Shut up! You had a great time!

What are you drinking?Tequila.

Tequila? Wow! A wild start.

The occasion calls for it.

Alvarito--Yeah?

Same as her, please.Perfect.

But I guess one of us

has to be the voice of reason.Not me.

What? No. You owe me

for keeping me awake.

No.Yes.

But first, I want to apologize

for mentioning Miguel earlier.

I didn't want you to be uncomfortable.

No, don't worry.

Thanks.

Cheers.Cheers.

Alejandro Montero.

Where did you get that from?

Well, you said

you wanted to know Alejandro.

Yes, but what movie is it from?

Don't be mean.

It's not from a movie.

I'm an Alejandro Montero original.

[LAUGHS]Nice to meet you, Cristina.

I can't believe you don't have men in heaps.

You're great.

Thank you.

[BAND PLAYING LEONEL GARCIÍA'S "BAILAR"]

I love this song!

[SINGER SINGING IN SPANISH]

Eduardo hated it.

I don't.

You don't dance to this, Alejandro.

Guess again.

With an Alejandro Montero original

all is possible.

Shall we?

Thanks for this honor.Thank you.

Thank you for dancing with me.Thanks.

Hey, Camiles!

Today, I need your help

with homework. It's not for school,

but for a friend of a friend

who's helping me to understand

all this mess regarding parents.

It's just, sometimes,

moms do something weird.

They don't communicate

with dads or us,

and they want us to understand them right away.

All moms are the same. We stand with you Camil!

We're all with Camil.

Ah!

Girl, I swear I'm really sorry.

That poor intern must think

he will marry his boss

only because you made out in your office.

We didn't make out.

I didn't touch him, I swear.

I wish I had had all that collagen for me.

[RODRIGO LAUGHS]

Well, in sadder news,

damn Cristina didn't answer.

Since she's BFFs with Alejandro--

Oh, leave her alone.

She's having a change of scene.

Mm-mm.

Excuse me, but no.

I mean, it's the end of the month,

it's our drinks night, our tradition,

and no one had ever missed.

We stood her up too

with lunch, honey.

No, no--

Aw, who's jealous?

What's her problem? Seriously.

Why are you jealous?

Because you're not the only gay friend?

Why?

What's her problem?

It's our night.There, there.

GRACIELA: I don't know how to be a mom.

It's too difficult.

If I control one, the other goes off the rails.

And--

And I really try to support their dreams,

but their dreams are too odd.

And since we're a dysfunctional family,

well-- Maybe we are.

Yes, but anyway yours is a perfect family.

You know why?

Because it is yours.

It has flaws, as any other family,

but together, the four of you

are invincible, Mrs. Grace.

Aw, Martita.

You're like a Christmas card with beautiful

yet useless words.

Thank you for that.

I know I can't advise you on your kids

because I had no children.

But I do remember my first day in this house.

Oh, dear Lord!

Don't remind me,

such a disaster.Oh, no,

Mr. Guillito called, desperate.

He went crazy

between newborn Camilito,

a three-year-old Sofía,

and you with your fair share.

Yes, ma'am.

You had your fair share.

That day, I said:

"These two babies

won my heart."

It has not been easy, Martita.

No, it's not,

but you can deal with it. You know why?

Because you're badass.

[GASPS] Martita. Language.

Badass.[LAUGHS] Badass?

You are.

ALEJANDRO: Wait. Just a moment.

Go ahead.

Come here.

Cristina!

I'm starving!

There are only two options:

chicken or fish.

Oh, no. We still have wedding food?

I want to finish that shit already.

What can I say?

The chicken is chewy,

and the fish tastes like pond.

Every time I eat them is like eating

small doses of my own failure.

What can I say?

We barely have those two options,

and that's it.Gross!

So, let it be

the last mouthful of failure.

Rodrigo: You didn't come

Oh, I'm the worst.Who is it?

Baby, I'm so sorry!

I love you.

Please, forgive me.

I was having tequila with Ale

and lost track of time.

Do you know how much I danced tonight?

Do you know how long it had been since I last danced?

I know you know.

Did you know Alejandro is a great dancer?

He's a master of the dance floor.

I love you.

Forgive me!

Um--

No way.

This definitely tastes like fish tank.

Did you smell it?Yes.

Did you taste it?

No, no, no, no.

But let's take it metaphorically, huh?

If that's rotten, let's hope

your failure is about to expire too.

What do you mean, "my failure?"

What failure?

Let's hope you forget him.

Anyway, cheers.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Good luck at work. See you at lunch?

Alejandro: Enjoy!

Cristina: Yes to all.

Graciela: Watch this!

Hey, Camiles!

Today, I need your help

with homework. It's not for school.

It's just, sometimes, moms do--

[LINE RINGING]

What do you think about the psychologist you recommended?

I was looking for help

during this family tragedy,

and that idiot tells Camilo to make another video,

this time attacking me

and making a fool out of me in front of everyone.

The guy's a scammer. I'm sure he doesn't have kids.

Graciela, calm down.

Meet me in my office

and let's have that coffee you love so much.

I don't want coffee!

I want my Camilito back.

My little boy who used to wake me up at night,

who said "mom" before "dad,"

who scribbled this house's walls with crayons.

My Cami! Not this media monster.

Listen, if I've learned anything,

thanks to this mess my life has become lately,

it's that you need to put yourself in others' shoes.

I don't think I'm patient enough.

Listen to your son is all I'm saying.

Thank you, sis.

Bye.

[KNOCKING]

Alex!What's up, Mike?

Are you okay?Yes.

I didn't know you liked dogs.

He's a puppy. His name's Fito.

That's what I said.

Are you sure you're okay?Yes.

Then invite me in.Some other day.

It's a mess.

Ah, I don't think so.

Worse than the other day?

Hey, Migue--

Ale, hi! How are you?

Hello.Do you have agave nectar?

I need to sweeten my breakfast.

No, I'm out of it,

but there's whipped cream in the fridge.

Ah, perfect. Bye.Bye.

Whipped cream?Move back.

Are you an idiot or crazy?

Don't answer, I know it's both.

We need to talk.

Now--Quickly!

Damn.Move!

I'll be right back, dears.

Don't eat it up! Ha-ha-ha!

You're always letting down our gender, huh?

Hi.

Baby.

Hey.

Hey, forgive me!

I lost track of time.

Yeah, I listened to your voice message.

It's all right.

It seemed like you were having a good time

with your new friend.

Calm down. You're my only best friend.

Whom else do I share my lime and chili

or caramel popcorn with?

Don't sweet-talk me.

You know perfectly well

that drinks night is sacred.

It's our tradition. Hannah,

is drinks night sacred or what?

New models always come first.I see.

Would you both please calm down?

I'm not trading you for anyone.

So, lunch today?

Well, Ale and I--

See?That's it.

You will like him when you hang out with him. I promise!

He's super cool, I know.

What I hate and find childish,

is that you prefer the new kid.

The jealousy because there's a new kid

is childish.

Yeah, she's right.

But come on.

That's our friendship now?

Fine.Hey!

Close the door, please.

Ask Ale.

Close the door, you idiot.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

What's this?

Close the door.

What's this?

Did you like it?

I hope it fits.

I'm going to take it off quickly, anyway.

How could you think of doing that, Felipe?

I won't fire you today because Cristina hired you,

but there's nothing between us, okay?

I don't know how to treat you.

I'd never dated an older lady before.

Exactly, honey,

you and I are not dating.

I'm great at flirting,

but then they tell me to go to hell,

especially when I actually like them.

What am I doing wrong?

You are very intense, let's start there.

You can't hurry, darling,

especially with an older woman

who is your boss too.

Listen, Pipe, sometimes sex

is only that. Sex. Okay?

I don't know, but I feel

like you want something else.

Having sex doesn't mean you're dating someone.

But we haven't had sex.

Exactly, see?

There's nothing.

I thought you'd like the present.

[SIGHS] I loved it, baby.

But I don't know who to really thank.

Maybe your dad or mom for giving you money.

I don't know how you bought it.

Why don't you look for someone your age?

Are you sure?Yes, I'm sure.

I don't want a relationship, much less

to babysit a kid right now.

Fine.

No problem.

Look, that blonde over there.

Her name is Lupe. I can introduce you--

She's been checking you out since day one.

She's gorgeous.

No, thank you.

She's not you.

Bye.Hey.

Never give back a present.

It brings bad luck.

Thank you.

Close the door.

[♪♪♪]

Even if they're mean.No, bro.

You can't keep saying that.

Have some self-love, Mike.

But I'm ugly.

No. You're too obliging, that's different.

Right?Yes, yes.

That's why everyone

treats you as they please.One more tequila shot.

Now--Make it two.

Lorena and Camila's was an emergency.

Maybe life is trying to say:

"Miguel, become a great person."

No, no, you are a great person already--

And everyone abuses that.

But you are.[LAUGHS]

That's your big problem, man.

You say yes to everyone.

Sometimes you have to say no too.

Listen, Mike.

When was the last time you said no to a girl?

Umm--

Last week I told my mom

I wasn't home, but I was.

Mike!

Look-- Yes, you're an obliging guy,

and you want that every woman by your side--

You want to spoil them, pamper them,

fill them with affection,

but they have to make an effort too.

They need to feel challenged,

otherwise they grow tired and leave.

as they always do to you.

Is that Lorena?Mm-hm.

So?

They want to stay one more night.

Did you accept?

Meow.

If only that was your mom, huh?

[LAUGHS]

There, there. It's okay. Drink.

Camil!

Hey! Boom!

Graciela.

Hello.

Don't get too comfortable.

We just want to thank you

and pay your fees.

My work is not finished.

For us, it is.

Not for me.Camilo.

Before your "work,"

I had a perfect home,

and now I have this kid

who insults me and receives likes.

Why don't you try supporting him

instead of suppressing him?

If Camilo continues with his channel,

he could live off of that.

Let's go, Camilo. Let's go.

This is my advice-- Seriously,

spill your guts too.

[WHISPERING] Camilo.

I'll have some tea and go to the bathroom.

Smart boy.

GRACIELA: Why?

I'm a stranger.

I'm surrounded by strangers

who don't need me,

and don't care about me.

Your husband?

He cares about me the least.

I understand.

You died

and need therapy to accept it.

Don't worry, you're going to make it.

[♪♪♪]

ALEJANDRO: Cristina.

Cris! Cris!

Hey!

Sorry.

Rodo was driving, and he's like an old lady.

I refuse to drive like people do here.

There are speed limits, lanes, traffic lights,

and no one follows the rules.

Alvarito, same as always.

I want a cocktail, darling.

Where's Miguel? I thought he'd lunch with us.

He's solving a problem,

that's why he's not here.

Poor thing. I know his soulmate is somewhere

out there waiting for him.

Who knows who or where,

but he's out there.

I'm not being shady, he's cool,

but he's not very symmetrical.

His is like pubic hair,

like a hair transplant.

You're right. You are.

You're right.

That's why you left him?

CRISTINA & ALEJANDRO: What color is your underwear?

What color?

I'm not wearing any.

Neither do you?You don't?

Of course I do!

Ah!

I don't.

Seriously? Let's see.

No, no, no.No! Stupid!

Ah!

Let's see--

This is correct.

What's this?

I'm leaving.

I can't work here.

Are you sure?

Very much.

Are you aware that despite not working here,

you and I will never be together?

Yes. Yes, you made it clear.

I understood that I don't have to get married

each time I kiss a neck.

That's the most important lesson

for your life, honey.

Well, technically,

my working day is over,

and I was thinking that--

Um-- A goodbye kiss?

Kiddo--

No, sir, I'm still your boss.

Well, it was nice to meet you.

Goodbye, Hannah.

Come here, hottie!

[♪♪♪]

Hey, hey, hey, Camiles!

I know you're going to say, what's wrong with Camil?

But I want to put an end to this talk,

I can't treat my mom

like a friend.

To be honest,

my mom is more than a friend.

I mean, does a friend contain their problems

only to protect you?

Of course not!

Bye, bye.

Goodbye.

Thank you.

Also, true friends

never say what you want to hear.

Alejandro: Migue...

Miguel: Thanks for being the best friend.

Love you, man

Adding Alejandro

And they, those true good friends

will be there forever.

[PHONE CHIMES]

Family: Sofi added you to group "family"

[ALEJANDRO LAUGHS]

[PHONE CHIMES]

Here's your phone.

Oh, thanks.

You're welcome.Hannah...

Uh--...Banana.

What is it?

HANNAH [VOICE MESSAGE]: Has Alejito already had the initiation

to enter this exclusive group?

Mm-hm.

Ah-- See? See what I mean?

What are you going to do? Why the mystery

to belong to your group?

Oh, well, you'll see.

That sounds kind of illegal.

Of course!

What's the point otherwise?

Fine, to the Mamobandagroup.

Cheers.Cheers.

[GROANS]

Hey.Hmm?

Thank you.

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH LAUGH]

I mean, thank you for--

For this, this is cool.

It's cool to be like this. It's not like

you're going to get turned on or something.

I feel safe with you.

Run your fingers through my hair.

Er--

Okay, I will.

[♪♪♪]

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