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[PLAYING COVER OF ADELE'S "ROLLING IN THE DEEP"]

♪ There's a fire Starting in my heart ♪

♪ Reaching a fever pitch ♪

♪ And it's bringing me Out the dark ♪

♪ Finally I can see you Crystal clear ♪

♪ Go 'head and sell me out And I'll lay your shit bare ♪

♪ The scars of your love Remind me of us ♪

♪ They keep me thinking That we almost had it all ♪

♪ The scars of your love ♪

♪ They leave me breathless I can't help feeling ♪

♪ We could've had it all ♪

♪ Rolling in the deep ♪

♪ You had my heart Inside of your hands ♪

♪ And you played it You played it, you played it ♪

♪ You played it to the beat ♪

[CHEERING]

[APPLAUSE]

Woo-hoo!

We showed up. Let's go now.

Don't be ridiculous, okay? It's going to be fine.

Rodrigo, listen to me carefully,

if anyone mentions the wedding,

I'm out of here.

They won't mention the wedding, I promise.

Trust me.

Do you know anyone here?

Well, Gerry's at the bar,

he dyed his hair blonde.

[BOTH LAUGH]

And now I remember why I hated everyone in high school.

You're probably not going to like them now.

We're not leaving, okay? Just stop it.

We've already bought the tickets.

There's an open bar, we should make the most of it.

I have to stay drunk

to get over Mauricio.

I hope you understand.

There's artisanal mezcal.

I love it. You're like 17 and 57 at the same time.

[BOTH LAUGH]

What do you mean?

Cristina Oviedo?

Teté!

How are you?How's it going?

I've just come back from my honeymoon. I'm so happy!

How about you? You were about to get married.

WOMAN: That husband of yours is a magician.

Look at that facelift. It's just what I want.

You've got to give me his number.

And get me the discount for high school buddies.

No, Mafe, it's just...

Marijó.CRISTINA: Right.

I haven't got any work done.

Come on! Relax, honey,

I'm not going to tell anyone.

Stop it, Majo. Leave her alone.

But spill the beans.

You were always set against marriage,

yet you almost told the press about the wedding.

I've looked for pictures of the ceremony

all over the Internet

because your sister said that your dress

was designed by Ricardo...Ricardo.

MARIA: I didn't find any. You're so private.

That's great.Anyway...

I bet you looked gorgeous

with that face your husband gave you.

Teté...Hi.

María José...Hi.

MAN: Still drinking?

I thought you were in rehab.

He's right, girl.

You're such a jerk, Fernando.

Your face looks lovely, by the way.

[LAUGHS] Hm.

RODRIGO: Hi.How are you?

Great. Good to see you.Good to see you, bro.

You're just in...Cristina.

Fernando!How are you?

I'm going to... Eh... I should mingle.

I'll check if Gerardo's come out yet.

[CHUCKLES]

[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

Those girls haven't changed.Hm.

Are you okay?

Yes, I'm fine. I'm used to their poison.

[LAUGHS]

Can I get you another margarita?

All right.

What the heck?

What?What did he say?

Does he know you're not engaged? Did he ask you out?

You were gone literally 17 seconds.

During those 17 seconds,

I learnt that Gerry is still in the closet.

No way! I'm sorry.

No, it's cool. I'm seeing him on Thursday.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

I swear.

Listen...I have to go.

Go for it. Stay with Fer. I mean it.

Ro, I'm not ready to date anyone, I've told you.

Stop it, please.Shut up, Cristina.

You threatened to leave

if anyone mentioned the wedding...

But he's coming with two glasses.

Go for it.Shh.

FERNANDO: Sorry to interrupt.No, no, no.

There you go.

Thanks.Cheers.

Hey, how is it possible that you're as pretty as ever?

[CHUCKLES]

Look at that smile.

So, tell me, what have you been up to?

How's life treating you?

Long story.

Well, I'm in no hurry.

Tell me.

[JULIETA VENEGAS' "ESE CAMINO" PLAYING]

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I've changed skins So many times ♪

♪ Fears And dreams as well ♪

♪ Time passed by ♪

♪ Leaving prints Within my heart ♪

♪ Even if my memory lies I've got a story ♪

♪ I tell it unknowingly I tell it silently ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

♪ I walked down that path I came across its glow ♪

♪ That's a truth That'll always stay with me ♪

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

ALEJANDRO: Mike.

It's open!

[WHINING] For God's sake!

Mike?

[MIKE MEOWS]

Mike...

Mike, Mike, Mike! What am I going to do with you?

Look at this! This place's disgusting.

What happened here?

I thought I had issues,

but you look so much worse.

Meow!

Let's begin with the pineapple pizza.

Meow!

Come on! No, no, no. Come on, stop it!

Enough, please.

Since you insist, I'll start.

Here's the thing, I haven't come clean

with Cristina, and with each passing day,

we're getting closer and closer.

I don't know what to do, Mike. I just don't know.

But let's talk about you.

What's the deal with this conceptual piece

all over your apartment?

Why is there such a mess, Mike?

Lorena's gone.

Lorena's not here.

Lorena grabbed her stuff and left.

Why?

I don't know, man.

She said that she didn't want to end up brokenhearted.

[CRYING]

They'll break your heart if you let them.

They use you, they replace you,

and getting back together is scary.

Is that what she said?

Yeah.

[♪♪♪]

I got following requests

from loads of people from high school.

Really?Yeah... Pepo, the Ginas.

No one contacted me.

Of course they didn't, Tina. You didn't mingle.

I talked to those witches.

And you spent the night flirting with...

[IN AMERICAN ACCENT] Fernando.Ah...

Whoo![LAUGHS]

Dude! I stalked him and it really looks

like he's doing great.

You should go for it.

Rodri, I don't want to date anyone

right now.

What do...? He's not a random guy.

It's Fernando.Hold on, I'm right here.

Am I a tree? Fill me in.Honey...

What happened?Well, Fernando,

Cristina's ex-boyfriend,

the one with the cute lips?

The one from the bangs era?Right.

Honey, marry him.

If he loved you back then,

he'll always love you.

No way!What?

He started following me.Shut up!

Guys, he just did.Right now?

If I press the button,

he'll think I never put my cell down.

You don't, darling.

Well, that's true.

Gosh! No way, no way.

What's going on?What?

He said hi. [GASPS]

Text him back.No, no, no, no, no.

Wait a while.

Take your time, make him wait.

What? Shut up.No, he's so...

Ellipsis. It's a booty call.

Shut up, idiot. Of course not.Hell yeah!

Okay. I'll say:

Thank you for saving me from those witches.

[LAUGHS]Okay.

No way! I mean, that's a really long "hahaha."

He's trying to impress you.

Shut up!It's true, that's not normal.

Let's see what else he says.

We should grab a bite and catch up.

I'll tell him that...

Someday soon.

What?Really?

Someday soon? How about today?

Hell yeah!

I love that guy.

He's direct. He wants this.

No! But I don't want this.

I'll just say no.

Cristina, it's just a meal...Really?

With people and friends.

Honey! It's just a meal, Tina.Honestly.

It's not a date, you know?

You could reminisce and laugh.

But I don't want to reminisce and laugh

right now.

But I do need to say: "To hell with it" more often.

Hell yeah!To hell with it.

Do it.

Where shall we meet?

Sweetie!Zoom in on those lips.

Check it out!

He's really hot.

[ON RADIO] ♪ Fly with you... ♪

GUILLERMO [SINGING ALONG]: ♪ Fly high somewhere ♪

♪ I'd love to be with you ♪

♪ Looking at the stars Over the sea ♪

See you there after work.

I'm so excited.

♪ And take a walk with you ♪

[ON RADIO] ♪ Tell the world. ♪

♪ I want... ♪

Hi.

[IN ENGLISH] Ah! So happy!

We have to start the day on the right foot.

[PHONE BUZZING]

♪ Doesn't get in my way ♪

[CHUCKLES] Hm.

[KEYBOARD CLACKING]

Great.

Perfect.

We should also end the day...

on a high note, right?Hm?

If you get off early,

we could have a family dinner.

What do you say?Guess what?

I've got meetings all day and a dinner.

We could do it on Saturday.

No! I can't on Saturday either.

I have to work all day.

Sunday? What do you say?

I have to go, I'm late.

♪ Another way Put on a dress ♪

♪ I want to fly with you... ♪Hm.

Lorena's not coming back.

I've tried everything.

I got her the wireless mouse

she needed so much.

Sure,

no woman can resist a mouse.Don't make fun of me.

I'm not, I was just saying.

Don't be an idiot. Listen carefully:

you won't get her back

giving her what she needs.

No. Give her what she wants.

That's a golden piece of advice.

First of all, you have to be

more tender, thoughtful, loving.

Lay the groundwork and little by little,

get her thoughtful gifts that win her back.

Let me think.

A serenade, for example. A serenade!

Or tacos! She loves them!See?

No?No. What do you mean?

Is "failure" tattooed here?No, no, no.

[SIGHS] Come on, Mike!

What do women love about you the most?

My mustache.There you go!

What do we have to do?

My mustache!That's right, stay positive.

Positive.Show off that mustache.

So? Let's go hire the best mariachi band!

The best one!

I'll meet you there, bro,

I have to drop by the office.

Alex, I love you.No, no, no. Save that for her.

Sorry.

You can do this. You can.I'm on my way.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

♪ Love cupid ♪No, don't sing.

Sorry.Yeah, no singing.

[♪♪♪]

[PHONE CHIMES]

Rodrigo: What's up? Is he there yet?

Cristina: Nothing's happened since the last time you asked.

Rodrigo: Keep me posted.

Cristina: Of course, psycho.

MAN: Welcome.

Do you have a reservation?

I'm looking for Fernando Castillo.

Miss Cristina?Yeah.

Please, come in. He's waiting for you.

Okay, thanks.

Please.

[♪♪♪]

FERNANDO: Crispina!

What's up?

How are you?Fine, and you?

No one's called me Crispina for ages!

Welcome. This way, please.Thanks.

Go ahead.I didn't know you worked here.

My partner says that I should get out more,

but the truth is

that since we opened this place,

I don't allow anyone else to cook.

Sure, you always wanted to be a chef.

Please, take a seat.

Thanks.

Allow me... Make yourself comfortable.

White...

because we're eating octopus, your favorite.

You remembered?

I never forgot.Wow! It looks spectacular.

[CHUCKLES]

Well, it's your turn.

You're living the dream, right?

You always wanted to be a publicist and...

a wife with a house and a dog.

Well, that hasn't happened yet.

You're single?

Mmm! That's what those witches were driving at.

Yeah. It's embarrassing.

But thank you for saving me.

I... I just don't want that piece of information

out there.

Let's see if you like this, taste it.

Let's see.

[CRUNCHES]

Um... Ah!

Wow! It's amazing! What is it?

Right? Paprika is magical.

Would you like more wine?

I think I was a bit stingy.No, allow me.

Let me make myself useful.

Thank you very much. Ha-ha.

Please.

Crispina, I can't understand

why a man would leave a woman like you.

What makes you think he dumped me?

Mm, that makes more sense.

[CHUCKLES]

Apparently, my radar for liars

is broken.

I'm safe, then?

I'm joking. Ha-ha-ha.

Well, cheers.

Sorry, Fer.

Is this a date?

[CHUCKLES]

This is whatever you want it to be.

Can you help me chop an onion? I haven't finished.

It's too early to make me cry.

I can't believe it.

Tears of joy. For our reunion.Yeah.

[BIRDS TWEETING]

[EXHALES]

Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.

[DOORBELL RINGING]

[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

Ale, hi.

Hello... How are you?Fine.

Look, Lore, sorry to drop by, but...

I know it's none of my business,

but you can't dump Miguel

over a random conversation,

don't you agree?

If...

Apparently, you've made up your mind.

I couldn't stand keeping my life in boxes.

Did you really fell for an article

in a girly magazine? Really?

I don't know why you work for "The Turtle."

You've got talent, man.

Thanks, Lore, but still...

I could write about reconciliation,

if I have that much influence.No, no. Calm down.

You can't dump Mike.I know. Calm down, calm down.

It's not like that.

You just opened my eyes.

Broken hearts scare me.

Lore, Miguel is not going to break your heart.

He's not, I mean it.I don't mean mine.

Okay, then. Talk to him before you leave.

What am I supposed to say?

Look, Miguel's always cuddling me,

he hands me everything like this,

he doesn't give me space, he suffocates me.

I'm not saying this because he's my friend,

but trust me...

I'd never seen Miguel as in love

as he is with you.

I'm in love too.There you go.

That's how couples come to be, talk to him

and be happily ever after, please.

Not with Miguel.

Hello.

Are you almost done?

I need your help.No, I'm almost done.

This is a friend of mine.

Nice to meet you.You... You too.

You've got something here.

I'll be right there, hon.

Bye.Bye.

See you.

[♪♪♪]

Bye.Bye.

[SIGHS]

Mike, Mike, Mike.

MIKE: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Dude, I'm at Garibaldi!

I'm with the best mariachi band in Mexico!

Yeah!

And my dad looks like the one who sings, man.

Hold on, Mike, what do you mean?

Please, don't move from where you are.

No, no, no, no, man. You've already done enough.

You're my bro. Thank you so much.

From now on,

I'll walk my own path next to my father.

Dad! Sing! Sing to Alex!

♪ All of your body ♪

♪ That I never tasted ♪

Hell yeah!

So?

Are we going to serenade your girl?

Mike, please, I don't trust your taste,

that place or the band.

Wait for me. Don't move.

Okay, man. All right.I'm on my way!

[PHONE BEEPS]

His dad?

GRACIELA: Ay.

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

Hi, honey.

Hi.

How are you?

Fine, and you?Fine.

Hey, is there anything to eat?

What?

Didn't you have a business dinner?

Sure. Martita!

Guess what? Loads of business, no food.

No way.We were talking and talking...

Martita!

MARTA: I'm coming.You can imagine.

What do you need, sir?

Martita, is there any food?

Didn't you eat out?

[CHUCKLES]It wasn't a dinner.

What do you mean? It was.

But it's a new restaurant, see?

And those new places

serve...small portions.

Wow!I'm still hungry.

Martita, please.

I'll get you a plate.Please.

GRACIELA: Don't spoil him!

Eh?MARTA: Poor guy!

CRISTINA: I had a great time.

I really needed to talk to someone

who knows nothing about my main problem right now,

unfortunately, I'm in the middle of a drama.

And what's wrong with those who know about it?

I know they mean well,

my sister, my friends,

but it's the umpteenth time

they say that I'll get over it,

and I can't stand it anymore.

You can do it, champ. You can do it. Really.

[CHUCKLES]Damn you.

All right.

Thanks for the food too.

Thank you.

It was lovely seeing you.

You too.

I'd ask you to come in for a cup of coffee, but... You know.

Get some rest.You too.

Hey, see you soon?

[CHUCKLES]

Bye. [WHISPERING] Kiss! Kiss!

So? What? What? What?What are you doing?

Is he a good kisser?How did it go?

Shh, shh.I don't see any hickeys. None.

RODRIGO: Confess!

You stopped answering six hours ago.

Obviously, something else happened.

He's... He's charming, no doubt about it.

So?That's all.

Says the girl who's not ready to date.

That's right, I'm not ready.

We agreed to meet again.

But just because he understands

that I don't want to get involved with anyone,

that I'm a mess right now.

That's all.Okay, then.

Eh?I didn't say a word.

Let's go.But I could use a friend.

Fernando: Did I tell you I had fun?

[CHUCKLES]

It's him.

Get some rest, Tina. Dream about...

something ugly.No...

I mean... No, like a nightmare.

No, dream about that little hottie,

with that mouth that's...

She has to tell us, she has to.

I hope you get run over by a truck.

I'd come back to haunt you.

I'll haunt you, after I die.Don't use the sidewalk.

HANNAH: Bye! Bye![LAUGHS]

♪ Because to heaven itself... ♪

Yeah!

♪ I'd take you ♪

Mike... Mike.

[BAND PLAYING MARIACHI MUSIC]

Yeah!

Bravo! Bravo!

What's up, buddy?

Do we get the job? Yes or no?

Father of mine! Father!

Can you give us a sec, please?

All night long.Come here. Hear me out.

Look, I've been thinking,

and this is a bit too much for Lorena.

A serenade is not a good idea.

Don't do this to me, man.

No, Mike.

You said so yourself, jackass,

"Mikey, go to Garibaldi

and hire the best mariachi band in Mexico."

Ha-ha!I... Yeah.

I found my dad, jackass.

I'm his father, so you're my son-in-law.

Nice to meet you, Mike's father.

But, Mike, listen to me!

I don't think Lorena likes mariachis.

In fact, she hates them. With all due respect.

So...Hold on. Hold on.

There are men who don't like women,

women who don't like men,

but everyone likes mariachis.

You're being disrespectful to my dad, jackass.

Apologize!

Mike, do you remember Rebeca?

That psycho I dated?

She had big boobs.What did she do?

We serenaded her,

and she threw iced water at us!

Hold on. Hold on.

If she throws water at us, there's no deal.

Exactly.Just pay us what you owe...

But...Listen, Mike. Come here.

Come here, enough.

Why are you molesting me, man?

Stop it, stop it, stop it.

How much does he owe you?

How many songs did they play?

An hour and a half!

How many songs? How much is it?

Five, four, three, two, one!

Here. Is that enough?

[ALL CHATTERING]

Play that one, man!It's fine. It's fine.

Here's my card.Play it!

In case you need us, call us.

Father...That's enough.

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Come on, Mike! Get a hold of yourself, please!

I know it was my idea, but stop it.

Do you remember when we kissed?

Yes. I do remember, Mike.

[CRYING] Those were the days!

I know. I know.

My dad, man!

WOMAN [ON PHONE]: Pay attention,

he might contradict himself

when he gives you excuses.

"I'm working late today,"

and later on, he tells you a story about that same night

that involves his friends.

[♪♪♪]

You will also notice unusual and sudden changes

in his mood and attitude.

Your husband might be a serious man

who starts telling jokes overnight,

singing or doing stuff he'd never do,

like doing the dishes or cooking, for example.

I found spices at a Chinese store.

It's disgusting. If you spend

a lot of time alone at the house,

make the most of it, there might be hidden evidence

somewhere

that can tell you who he's seeing,

where are they're meeting or what has he given her.

[DOOR OPENS]

[DOOR CLOSES]

What up? How was the party?

What's up, Cris? Good morning.

I wish I had gone to a party.

What?

Miguel's girlfriend dumped him.

I spend all night talking to him.

You know, we're friends.

Miguel? Your ex?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean...

It's just that Miguel and I

we're friends, first and foremost.

His girlfriend? You mean he's bi?

No, no...

It's just that Miguel...

Well, he told me... He came out

and that's why we broke up.

He said he likes playing for both teams, you know.

You're such a good friend.

Thanks. Ha-ha.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

For Miss Crispina.

Crispina?Oh!

Ha-ha.

If you'll excuse me.Yes, thanks.

They spelled your name wrong.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

That's so funny!

Hey, what...?

I didn't know you've started dating.

Well, no. Technically, I'm not, but...

He's just a friend from high school.

Do all your friends send you flowers?

No, who knows what he was thinking?

Well, it's great.Should I reply?

A voice message? No, should I call?

As I friend, I suggest

you wait until he calls.

Yes, you're right.

I'll play it cool. He'll call.

All right.Hey, movie night tonight?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'll make popcorn.

Great.All right.

It's a date!Yeah, it's a date.

[♪♪♪]

[SIGHS]

[PHONE CHIMING]

Esther: Hi, Ale. Stuck in traffic.

I'm sure you're there already. You're so diligent.

Shh.

Ah...

[PHONE CHIMING]

Ah...

Miguel: What if Lorena is waiting for me to call her?

[INHALES DEEPLY] All right, let's see.

Alejandro: Bro! If she feels the same way, she'll call.

If she doesn't, let her go.

[PHONE CHIMING]Come on, Mike!

MIKE [VOICE MESSAGE]: I don't get you nor Lorena.

First, you give me a speech to score a goal,

and now you're benching me? What the hell?

[SIGHS]

Look, Mike, listen carefully.

Call it a hunch, a gut feeling,

love, heartache, whatever you want,

it's up to you,

but trust your buddy.

When have I let you down, Mike?

Ah!

Oh!

[ALARM BEEPING]

I have to take a shower.

Okay, the BTL action is out of home.

Yes, but digitally.

Okay?All right.

Grace.

Are you okay? What's wrong?

Is Cris here?

No, she's working from home.

What happened? Are you okay?

[CRYING] Guillo is cheating on me.

Calm down.

Hey. Let's go to my office.Come in...

What's wrong with you? Drop it.

Get to work.

[GRACIELA SOBBING]

HANNAH: What happened? Come on.

All the signs point to cheating.

He's super happy one minute,

he gets suspicious texts,

he has business dinners,

but he comes home starving.

Worst of all,

he hasn't touched me in six months.

No way, honey! No.

It's worse than I thought.

You suspected it?

Why didn't you tell me?

Is this a police investigation?

Yes. Your brother-in-law is a dead man.

Grace has been sleeping with a dead body

for six months.

Well, what else is new?

I want to die.

You're always saying

that you're not just Guillo's wife

and that the spark dies down once you're married.

There are no ashes left, Cristina.

You said that was a very bad sign.

Hold on, let's analyze this.

I think...

that sex solves everything.

It's over then.

No, honey, of course not.

You'll get your husband back tonight this fast.

No! No, it feels so weird.

It's weird. I mean, no...

You look gorgeous.

Honey!

I look like a showgirl.

What do you mean? Hey, what's wrong?

Honey, the first thing that you have to do

is to believe that you're beautiful.

If you sell it, Guillermo will buy it.

I totally agree.

He's going to die when he sees you.

No. Nothing works on Guillo, not a corset,

not lace and stuff, nothing!

It's over! Besides, I'm a mom now,

I'm not sexy.Can I punch her?

CRISTINA: You're perfect.

Feel sexy because you are.

Honey, I'd hit that.Come on!

Like a drummer in a concert, sweetie.

Stop it, Hannah!Sweetheart!

You want to do me more than my husband.

But stop being so vulgar!I will,

but you have to promise to wear

that little thing tonight.

[PHONE RINGING]Yeah, seduce him.

If nothing happens,

then we'll draw conclusions.

Not this one, that one.

The burgundy one that's demurer.

HANNAH: I'm glad you do yoga.

Those poses will come in handy.

GRACIELA: Stop it! Stop it, no.

[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

Hey!

Call him!

It's rude

not to thank him for the flowers. It is.

But I don't want him to think it's...

You know?

[MUMBLING]What?

Sending you flowers means

that he wants to sleep with you?

What else could he want?

To woo you, sweetheart.

In order to sleep with me.

Alejandro said that...Alejandro, right!

The big expert on love

who's comforting an ex who got dumped.

Okay, okay.

[EXHALES] Ah!

FERNANDO: I almost sued the flower shop

for not delivering them.Yeah.

Sorry, I've had a hectic day.

Wow!

I don't think I can forgive you,

unless you have dinner with me.

Hear me out, Fer. It's important.

This is not the right time for me.

I completely understand,

but this is a friendly dinner.

We don't have to move in together yet.

[CHUCKLES] Great! Thanks!

Unless you want to.

If you do, I call dibs on the left side of the bed.

Ha-ha-ha, okay.

8:00 p.m.?I'll pick you up.

Kiss, kiss.See you then.

I like them like that, unambiguous.

Hannah, stop it. Stop it.

GRACIELA: Let's just go, please,

I bet everyone was staring,

and my house must be a mess.

I have to go. I can't leave my daughter alone,

my son has to do his homework.

Same old song, I'm leaving. Meet me outside.

[PHONE CHIMING]

Miguel: Her favorite song is on, that can only mean one thing.

Ah!

[MUMBLING]

Come on, Mike. What are you talking about?

She added her songs

to your playlist, that's all.

[CHUCKLES]

Tell him I said hi.

Who?That idiot. Miguel.

Can't you do this alone?

Ask him to give you ideas.

Get back to work, Alejandro.

Yes. I'm on it.

Get to work.

[PHONE CHIMES]

Miguel: Everything reminds me of her.

Come on, Mike!

What am I going to do with you?

[HORN HONKING IN DISTANCE]

RODRIGO: Come on, hottie!

HANNAH: Beautiful!

Empowered.So hot! So hot!

Damn it!

ALEJANDRO: What's up?No, no, no, Ale.

Hi.How are you? Hi.

I'm sorry. I forgot about movie night.

Don't worry. I thought I wasn't dressed properly

to have dinner, don't worry.No, no, no.

No, really, I'm the worst...

I'm sorry. Don't worry. Really, it's no big deal.

Don't worry.

You can stay with him, right?

No, honey, duty calls.

Duty? Or sex?

Ro, stay. Have some pizza.

Yeah, sure.

Okay. Love you, guys.

Love you too.Bye, guys.

Have fun.Bye.

Hey!Hola.

Wow! You look...

You look great, you look gorgeous.

[CHUCKLES] Hannah, my partner.

My pleasure. How are you?

And you know Ro.

How are you?

Shall we?Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bye.Have fun.

Hi. I'm Alejandro, the pizza guy,

but I might as well be the sofa.

Nice to meet you.HANNAH: I'm leaving.

Well, guys, keep your hands where I can see them.

I'm watching you.Fuck off, dude!

What the hell? She didn't introduce you.

It's cool.You have to understand.

She's nervous, it's a date.

But you and I are here and...

we could see a movie, if you want to.

All right. I'm in.Yeah?

But let's eat here. On the sofa.Okay.

Beer?Beer. Yes, please.

I heard that you're seeing someone.

That's great!

[SIGHS]

Well...

I was seeing someone,

and that someone was seeing a lot of guys.

Wow!So, it's not that cool.

Anyway...It'll be fine. Come on.

Yeah.Thanks.

I mean, nothing like a pepperoni pizza

and a good beer, that can cure anything.

Good company can too.

Cheers.Cheers.

[♪♪♪]

Honey.

Hi.

You look hot.

Thanks!

Thanks...

Special occasion?

No, just you.

I'm a little tired.

No!

Exhausted?Yes.

I'll wear you out then.[CHUCKLES]

If... If you knew, you'd get depressed.

No way!Yes.

I mean it.Come on!

Yeah.

A massage?Yeah, all right.

Yeah?All right, a massage.

Okay.

A massage and then...Sure.

Then... Right after.

[LAUGHS]Hm.

[SIGHS]

Guillo...

Guillo.

[SCOFFS]

[EXCLAIMS]

[♪♪♪]

Sorry, this is boring.

Of course not. Keep talking.

Did you also pawn the dress?

[BOTH LAUGH]

WAITER: Hi.

Ready to order?Eh...

Yes, please.

I'll have a glass of Pinot Noir,

and she'll have a... Chardonnay?

Yeah.Perfect.

Thanks.All right.

You look amazing, Crispina.

It's weird that you call me that.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Remember when we used to be together?

[SIGHS]

What is it?

Well... I have a question,

but don't take it the wrong way.

Okay.

Who's that other guy at your place?

Is he the reason you called it off?

Alejandro? He's my roommate.

Look, I'm not going to judge you,

I just want to know the truth.

To be honest, Cris, I really like you.

I know you're not ready, but...

Sorry, Fer. You don't get it.

Eduardo cheated on me.

Yes, I get that. That's why I'm asking.

I didn't need a roomie when he lived there,

but now Ale is my roomie, and he's gay.

[CHUCKLES] That guy's not gay.

Excuse me?

Well, it's obvious.

What's obvious?

Look, I don't want to talk about this.

Come on, Crispi.

Don't call me that! We're not involved.

I know the look a guy gives a woman

that he likes.Hold on. No, no.

We've gone out twice as friends.

That guy looks at you the way I look at you.

Come on!

Alejandro's the best friend I could wish for.

I'm sorry if you're jealous.

But I choose him.Hold on! What did I do?

I'm sorry if I crossed a line.Álvaro, the bill.

What?

[SCOFFS]Eh...

Sorry, dude.

RODRIGO: I was ready to see Paris,

to travel.

And suddenly, that idiot says

that he's polyamorous.

No! No, well...

That son of a...

Look at me. Look me in the eye.

Look closely.

Yes, I'm... I'm looking at you.

Gosh! You smell good!

[BOTH LAUGH]

Okay, look at me.Yeah.

Do I look like I'm into that?

No, right?No.

[DOOR OPENS]No.

What the hell?So soon?

He's an idiot, a jerk.

No way! What happened? Are you okay?

He acted all jealous, can you believe it?

Why?CRISTINA: Because of you.

He said you're not gay and that you like me.

Some stupid macho bullshit.Sounds like it.

RODRIGO: Unbelievable!

Hey, I'm so sorry.

CRISTINA: Me too.

I don't want to go out with anyone ever again.

You're the only men I need.

Come here!Hey! Do you like pepperoni?

It's all yours.Oof! I'm starving.

I tried to call you, you didn't pick up.

The battery died on me

at the office, it's charging.

I keep mine in silent mode, babe. You know that.

Want a beer?

It's awful

that he did that on your second date. It sucks.

[PHONE RINGS]

Mike?Mm-hm.

ALEJANDRO: Hold on, no...

Easy, don't cry. Stop crying.

Hold on, where are you?

I see.

I'll be back.Everything okay?

Yes, yes, yes.

Is there a virus going around?

Heartache's everywhere.

What the hell?He's here, he came here!

[WHISPERS] He... came for him.

Ah!

Let's hear it, father.

♪ The day I found you ♪

♪ I fell in love ♪

♪ You know That I've never denied it ♪

♪ Denied it ♪

♪ Your cruelty made me... ♪

Dude!

He's serenading Ale to get him back.

CRISTINA: No, Miguel's serenading his girlfriend.

What do you mean?

Miguel is bi, that's why they broke up.

BOTH: ♪ For your damned love ♪

♪ I can't end up With all this sorrow ♪

RODRIGO: Sure.

I'd do the same thing Miguel is doing.

What? To put on a show.

See? He's convincing him that losing him is

the worst thing that's happened to him

in his entire life.CRISTINA: I believe you.

He'll get him back like this...

BOTH: ♪ For your blessed love ♪

Stop crying, man!

Father!Don't cry, buddy.

Dude, it's just that... with a woman.

I can't be there, man.

I offered him stability, commitment,

fidelity, man!Yes, Mike.

That's what women want, man!Dude!

I was there.Yes, yes, yes. You were.

First time I fall in love, I went all in

and... And pum, pum, pum!

Stop it, Mike! Stop!And pum!

ALEJANDRO: Enough.

You're here now with your bro,

who loves you more than anything.

They're like Romeo and Juliet.

When they're apart, it gets dangerous,

they'd rather die. So romantic!

Should we call the cops?

[LAUGHS] No.What then?

Should we play one last song?

One last song, Mr. Mustache!No, no, no.

How much do we owe you?

Just 7000 pesos.What do you mean?

Mike, who else did you serenade?

We're here after a bunch of...

All right then.

Look at him, dude!

It's too much, it's nonsense.

Alejandro doesn't want him back

and now he's making him pay the band.

That's mean.

Of course. Miguel's had enough.

All right then.

Take care. Stop crying.

[CRYING] Why, man?

Don't let them go.Mike!

Father, one more. One more.No. That's enough.

I'm out of money, so...Lorena!

I love you!

Stop it, Mike.

RODRIGO: I admire Alejandro.

Miguel, his ex, is crying over his girlfriend,

and there's Alejandro, solid as a rock.

Hugging him, you know?

So strong.So strong!

You bet!Standing, like a stud.

Few men are like that.

Look at them!

Beautiful. Ah!

[♪♪♪]