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CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS ARE FICTIONAL.

[DIAL TONE SOUNDS]

RECORDING: The number you have reached, is not available.

What's up, Eduardo?

I've been trying to reach you

at your office, on your phone,

and I can't find you, so--

We can't leave things as they are, right?

There are things to resolve,

like-- You need to pick up your clothes--

So hit me up when you hear this

and we can agree when you can come.

[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]

CRISTINA: Hi, darling.

I already called him,

sent voice messages, texted him--

Was that too much?

Did you maintain dignity?

Obviously!

But I'm diverted to voicemail, he won't answer.

Isn't it weird? Suspicious? What?

You fear your murderous wishes came true?

I don't know. Maybe something happened.

He deserves it.

He deserves to be struck by lightning

and skinned alive!

[GROANS]

[MAIN THEME "ESE CAMINO" BY JULIETA VENEGAS PLAYS]

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Hey, Mr. Goyo.

Buen día, doña Cristina.

Is this yours?

What is it, Cris?Yes.

It's nothing--

This is from the time we went to ski.

Well, he skied,

I wasn't planning to go down that mountain.

Ah, yeah--

It's funny, right?

We wear the same clothes at wedding and funerals.

Maybe because in both

there's always someone who dies.

Well, that's all, Ms. Cristina.

Thank you, Mr. Goyo.

Remember that in the building rules

it is forbidden to throw garbage out the window.

Er-- Mr. Goyo, why don't you keep it?

It's fine clothing,

in perfect condition.

Why would I want snobbish clothes?

Fine.

ALEJANDRO: Cris...

What are you doing?

Wait--

No, no, no, no, no.

Cris, Wait. Wait.

I know what to do.

All this clothing

has snob written all over.

That one detail makes it

luxurious and expensive.

Then let's make a snob garage sale.

Let's sell it!

That's a good idea.

Dropping that knife would be a good idea too.

[PHONE RINGING]

Darling. Alejandro just had

the greatest idea.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]

Everything has to be ready,

people are about to arrive.

Cristina.What?

This is Italian silk.

Are you sure this is the right price?

Yes, and if they buy three, they get four.

Big boy!

All that is yours, baby?

RODRIGO: Tell me the truth.

I'm going to meet Mauricio, and you know him.

Does it fit?No, I don't know him.

You don't want to introduce us.

He's busy, okay?Mm-hm.

And when he's available, he's with me.

Rodrigo de Jesús, you fell in love.

For the third time this year.

Hannah Banana Rider, no.

Well, yes, but you can't tell me about it. Not you.

No, darling, because I don't fall in love.

That's your problem.

Tina.CRISTINA: Hmm?

Fixed monthly payments?

Sure!RODRIGO: Yeah!

Let me see.

Look at these.No way.

It's disgusting.

Who knows what Eduardo did with these every night.

I'll just wash them.

Feel the fabric.

200 pesos.

Mm-hm.It is good.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Hello.Hey!

RODRIGO & CRISTINA: Hey.Hi.

Hey there, Cris. Wow!

I never thought this would happen so fast.

It was overdue.

Of course, yes. Hi, guys.

RODRIGO: Hi.You're not buying anything?

I don't think it's a good idea to be dressed

as the previous tenant.

And I don't like this style.He's here.

Ah.

What's up?

You came very fast from your honeymoon.

I did. And, apparently,

it's too late to reply your message.

Forewarned is forearmed, Edu.

Can we speak? Alone?

[♪♪♪]

Yuck!

EDUARDO: Are you serious, Cristina?

To sell all my stuff?

If you were so desperate to get rid of it,

you could've sent it to my office.

I'm so sorry. But I suck

at folding clothes, packing--Yeah.

Or maybe you needed money.

Or you were mad to see me in New York.

You can go to the end of the world if you want.

Do you want to know why?

What?

Why planning a dream wedding

to embarrass me?

Or why sleeping with whomever?

Yes, I want to know why.

All that and more.

It's a long, long list.

You know?

Deep down, that was our problem.

There's always a long list of problems with you.

I wanted something simple.

I'll say this slowly so you can understand.

You wanted to get married.

I was happy in my small apartment.

And now I have a three-year lease

I can't elude.

Okay, so that's the problem.

Let's do this,

I'll pay the penalty

and you can go to your small apartment

where you were happy. Problem solved.

You can't have this apartment.

I don't want it.

I don't have to fake it anymore.

I hate being surrounded

by skanky, filthy artists.

I'm a decent person with a decent job.

Wow.

You never loved me, right?

Yes, I loved you.

But-- What is love?

A totally unstable neurochemical mix?

You can't rely on those things.

You're disgusting.

And I'm an idiot.

Do you take credit card?

What?

I want to buy my clothes.

Do you take it?

Ha-ha.You need money.

No, I'm sorry. Cash only.

This is a last season sale.

[SCOFFS]

Cris, are you okay? Do you need anything?

Are you okay?I'm okay.

I just want him to leave.

Oh, of course.

Now I understand.

That's what this is about.

A new wooer.

Introduce me.

Alejandro is--Her boyfriend.

Alejandro Montero, nice to meet you.

Boyfriend?

Ah, well, I guess

that we're even now.

I mean, finding a new boyfriend so quickly?

It doesn't add up.

That's none of your business.

But I can tell you

that despite everything you did to Cristina,

she's much better than you.

Silence. You don't get to weigh in.

I know things about Cristina.

Really?Aah!

No, no, no!

Hey, hey, hey.Come on.

Ah, fuck--Get out of here. Ciao.

Get out.

Leave. I have plans with my boyfriend.

Are you okay, baby?Yes, I'm good.

Baby!

You can keep everything.

I'll take my grandpa's watch.

[GRACIELA SIGHS]

Ow, ow, ow.

Ah!Finally,

that jerk had it coming.

Ale, are you okay? Did it hurt?

Ow, he's literally cheeky.

No, I'm good.Give me your ring.

RODRIGO: Are you a superhero or what?

No, not at all.

Did you see that?It does hurt.

CRISTINA: Incredible.

Thank you, you're so nice.

Imagine Miguel was here,

he'd be jealous.

Like him. Did you see him?

Right?He's a jerk.

If he knew I'm not your target.

Right?Ha-ha-ha!

Ironic, right?

Very ironic.

RODRIGO: What's your type?

Ah--

All types. Mainly the cool ones.

I'll check myself in the bathroom, it does hurt.

Darling! I'll bring something for the--

Yes.I'm cool.

Ow, poor thing.

That man is a prince.

And he's so strong!

Hey, relax.

You're not his target, okay? I saw him first.

CRISTINA: He didn't seem to like

pretending being my boyfriend.

Did you see him leave?

There goes one more.

[LAUGHING]Hi, come on in.

Good evening. How are you?

Welcome, come in.

Look, feel this--

[♪♪♪]

Do you like this?

Yes, but it still hurts a little.

It hurts a little.

Hey!I'm-- It's a massage.

My ex taught me.

I see.

Let me know if you need anything.

I know a doctor

who can sign a leave for you.

You're a writer, right?

Yes, but it won't be necessary.

It doesn't hurt that bad. Thank you, anyway.

And now, with Serrano ham.

♪ Uh, uh, uh ♪

You brought this from Argentina.

You have no idea how much he paid for that.

You never know who you're working for.

GRACIELA: Speaking of that douche, what did he say?

Anything about the wedding?

No, on the contrary.

He offered to pay the penalty.

Did you accept?Of course not!

You and I can pay for this palace.

I really wanted to kick him.

It was so rude to come here.

What? Cristina called him.

I wanted him to see that I'm okay,

and I moved on.

He even met my boyfriend.

[ALL LAUGH]

I'm glad you kicked his ass.

ALEJANDRO: It was cool.

CRISTINA: I want to apologize for that.

I know it was awkward to fake.

And that's not cool.

Ah, no, it's okay, seriously.

Besides, there are white lies too.

You think?HANNAH: Of course.

Truths and lies have exact times,

and you proved to be an Englishman today.

Darling!

CRISTINA: Just as Eduardo's lie.

HANNAH: It was before getting married.

Imagine this mess married and with children.

No, no, I would've killed him.

I know Guillermo's days are numbered

if he does anything to you.

Dead man! Ha-ha-ha!

To Eduardo's official ending.

ALL: Yeah!

Cheers!To the hell with him.

Cheers.

And now I'd like to--

Who knows, redecorate?

Maybe new colors, new life.

GRACIELA: I don't know.

But it's late, I have to go.

Keep your designer instinct.

Don't let her lose her bangs.

Hide all the scissors.

Yes, all of them.Greetings to Guillo.

Brother-in-law.Bye.

See you. Ciao.

Bye, darling.

Bye.

Whoa! What a great champagne.

[LAUGHS]

Bye, prince.Bye.

Take me on your horse.

Ciao.

Come here, cowboy.Bye, Ale.

Pretty thing.[LAUGHS]

Mm--

ALEJANDRO: Mm.

Well, I think--

Can I call it a day

or you'll start painting walls?

No, I'll do that when I'm alone, at my own pace.

As it should've always been.

Well, then I'm going to bed.

Listen--

Thank you for what you did today.

You really made a difference.

You're welcome.

Rest well.

You too.

[GIGGLES]

Ciao.

[MANUEL MEDRANO'S "BAJO EL AGUA" PLAYING]

[GUILLERMO SINGING "BAJO EL AGUA"]

Hello!Hi, honey.

How are you, baby?

What's that?

Looks awful.

I'm cooking eggs and pesto. You'll love them.

I found these extracts at the market, they--

Ew! Guillo! That's green!

What's this invention? It's terrible.

Kids, hurry!

I thought you'd like it.

Come on, honey.

You're gorgeous.

Tuck in your shirt, please.

CAMI: No, mom.

SOFI: Dad, what did you do for breakfast today?

Nothing. Your mom will give you cereal.

Yes, that was an awful green thing.

Dad, remember today

is Career Day at school.

You should've reminded me.I told you a thousand times.

I even texted you,

but you don't pay attention.

GRACIELA: Ooh, welcome to the club.

Agh, stop the drama.

Not every dad attends.

Uh-huh.

I can go.

You know, mom? Yesterday someone asked

what you do and I didn't know--

I have a degree in Free Time Management.

Really? What's that?

If I go, you'll know.

Dad, you're coming, right?

I have a quick meeting.

When I'm finished, I'll tell my assistant

to cancel everything else.

GRACIELA: You can't get in trouble

because of that.No, no.

First things, first.I know.

Oh, look at yourself.

That's why your son is the way he is.

No, no, no. You smell like fat. Gross.

No, move, honey.

Hey, let's go.

Bye, honey.

This is only sugar,

but your dad cooked

something really awful.

♪ They say ♪

♪ Your heart speeds up And the world slows down ♪

♪ They say ♪

♪ That things right side up Are now... ♪

Hannah: Hottie! When are you available?

Rodrigo: Whenever you want to meet up.

♪ That you know ♪

♪ Beyond shadow and doubt ♪

Mauricio: Handsome as always, but those clothes don't fit you.

Size is too small.

♪ They say ♪

♪ There's fireworks...♪

Mauricio: You didn't receive the package I sent you?

Mom! Did I receive a package?

MOM: Yes, it's in the living room.

♪ Butterflies ♪

♪ And they say ♪

♪ You will know ♪

♪ 'Cause your heart Takes flight ♪

Rodrigo: The present is beautiful. I love you.

[♪♪♪]

[PHONE CHIMES]

[SIGHS]

Ah, ah.

[PANTS]

[♪♪♪]

So, darlings,

what's new this week?

Esther, I will interview

an anthropologist to discuss

the emancipation of women in art.

WOMAN: My interview

will be about public policies under development

regarding family planning

and free, safe, legal abortion.

Wonderful!

What magazine is that for?

Ours. The Turtle.

Esther, it's just that we love

the editorial rebranding you gave the magazine.

I love you, guys! Thank you!

But this magazine is named The Turtle,

La Tortuga, because our readers

live in a shell,

and we have to encourage them

to explore the world, to swim.

That's precisely why

we chose these topics.

It seems like someone wants

to walk out that door.

Hi.You too. You're late.

Come with me, we need to talk.

Maybe you haven't seen my e-mail.

I sent a draft for my next article.

Oh, no!I do believe

that's the perfect continuation.

Don't wear yourself out.

I got a new box full of feminine products

for your review.

Are you serious, Esther?

I can write about

anything you bring up. Anything.

For God's sake, please,

stop the torture of waxing and all that.

No!Yes, yes, yes.

Why not? You look great.

It's a shame I didn't get to enjoy it.

Esther, I'm serious.

Look, read the article.

It's got tons of positive comments.

Look, handsome,

you know there are fake accounts, right?

And stop whining.

After the weight-reducing lotion review,

I'll let you write something.

Something you're an expert on:

"How to heal a broken heart."

Are you serious, Esther?

You'll never forgive me?

Me? Forgive you?

Aw, poor thing.

You think I still have hard feelings for you?

Get out of here!

That's so not cool, not nice,

not good for my kundalini--

Okay, first?

Kundalinidoes not mean that--

I don't care. I need that review today. Okay?

Anything else?No.

You should be grateful for the opportunity of writing--

Thank you. Anything else?

No, get back to work.

You were late enough.

MAN: So India's cotton plantations

will decline during the following decade

because of climatic reasons.

Therefore, gentlemen, in my report

I advise that our investment...

[WHISPERS] Marina.concentrate in Peru or Colombia.

Excuse me with everyone,

but there's a meeting I can't postpone

with foreign investors.

Yes, sir.

MAN: ...market inflation.

Whereas in other countries--

MARINA: He had a setback, but we can continue.

I will let him know your decisions.

Fine, in this report--

[KNOCKS ON GLASS]

Girl.

I'm the best-balanced and harmonious

from the sixth floor, right?

Where's your earlier look?

It didn't work. Eduardo's measure

is shorter than mine.

But...touch this.

Okay.A present from Mauricio.

What?Mm-hm.

What's up with him?

It's the second present this month.

What do you mean?

I don't know.

How do you know your sugar daddy

is not a serial killer?

You're just jealous.

Have you talked to Tina?

Yes, she sent the art for the Mexitechnic campaign,

and said she was going to buy some paint.

Paint?

[CHATTERING]

MAN: Good morning, ma'am.

May I help you?

No, thank you.

May I help with carpentry, plumbing,

painting, lightning--

Anything you'd like.

We have plaster and Styrofoam moldings,

wireways,

blacksmithing tools, garden furniture.

No.

Thank you.

At your service, Mrs.--

Don't call me that!

I'm sorry, Miss.

I'm sorry.

I am sorry.

It's not your fault.

Forgive me, it's just--

I was supposed to be Mrs. Someone by now.

Actually, at my age

I should be, right?

But-- Men. Right, Gabriel?

I know, right?

Gabriel--

Do you have a girlfriend?

Tell me the truth.

Do you cheat on your girlfriend?

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Gabriel.

On behalf of the school,

I want to thank all the parents

for sharing their time.

Mr. Guillermo, now that you're here,

let's finish with Camilo's parents.

Come up here. Mrs. Graciela.

Feel free.

GUILLERMO: Thank you.

Hi, my name is Guillermo Robles.

I'm Cami's father. Camilo.

This is my wife. I'm an Extemporaneous Risk Analyst.

Okay?Ah, wow!

Er-- I think it's easier

to explain it with examples.

Right?Yes.

For example, you with the curly hair.

You own a company.

No, you're too young to own it.

Your dad. He owns a company.

My dad is dead.

Eh-- Hmm.

On behalf of the Robles family,

we're so sorry for your loss. Um--

If-- If your dad was alive,

he would ask me what to do with his money,

and I'd advise him, maybe investing.

Do you remember what happened

at the NYSE a few years ago

when many killed themselves

because they lost money?

Anyway, If you want

to study this, I can advise you.

No need to commit suicide--

Yes, of course. Wow.

Your job is really interesting.

Although you handle a lot of stress, right?

Yes, a lot.

Well, let's now listen to his mom.

Go ahead.Thank you.

Hi!

Morning, how are you?

My name is Graciela.

I'm Camilo's mom, and I'm a housewife.

That's not a job, you don't get paid.

Of course you get paid!

I manage all the budget of my company.

I say how to use it,

if we buy pizza,

if we buy tickets to attend concerts--

And also, in my company,

every Friday we bake delicious cookies,

which I brought for you to taste them

and know the products we have in my company.

Have one, take it.

Also, us moms do everything.

That's why we're cool.

That's why we get

the best pay there is.

To spend time with our families.

Thank you.

[APPLAUSE]

[COVER OF THE ROLLING STONES'

"YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT" PLAYING]

Camilo: Dad, I'm going to sleep now,

but I wanted to thank you for coming to school today.

♪ A glass of wine In her hand ♪

♪ I knew she was Gonna meet her connection ♪

♪ At her feet Was a footloose man ♪

♪ You can't always get What you want ♪

♪ You can't always get What you want ♪

♪ You can't always get What you want ♪

♪ But if you try sometime ♪

♪ You may find ♪

♪ You get what you need ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ And I went down to the... ♪

Hey, what's up?

Hey!

Back from work?

Yes, I'm back.

I still have to finish an article

Esther asked, can you believe it?

Oof.Ah!

There's frozen chicken in the fridge,

if you want some.

Is there still food from the wed--

From the wedding?

Yes, you can say it out loud.

From the wedding, food from the wedding.

Yes, yes.Please,

Help me to finish it.

I will eat it, don't worry.

Do you want help with this?

No, no, I'm happy to do it on my own.

I'm sorry I didn't ask you.

You live here now. Do you like this color?

It's not that I don't like it, but--

Don't you feel like this is an extreme change?

Sure, and that's what I need.

A change of scene, of space.

To feel like I'm somewhere else.

Yes, yes.

What? Did I inspire you?

You have no idea. Ha-ha.

What's your article about?

Um--

A makeover, precisely.

Oh, really?Yes.

♪ Get what you need ♪

A bottle of Beauclair, please.

You're going to love it.

Everyone does.

How long will you stay?

One more week, but I'll be back in 15 days.

You haven't said a word.

You look good.

Actually, I want you to try on

a swimsuit I'm designing.Gladly.

When are we going to the beach?

Do you like the beach?Mm-hm.

Nice.

I'd love to travel the world.

Go to Paris.

It must be great to travel with you.

It is.

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

Give it to me. Thanks.

Look at this.

[PHONE CHIMES]

Ah, wait a second.

Excuse me.

[♪♪♪]

[CHUCKLES]

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

[SIGHS]

I was asked for the cookies recipe

at the moms' chat.

I will give the same talk

for Sofi's class.

What does Sofi think?

I don't know. I guess she's okay with that.

[DOOR OPENS]Ah.

CAMI: Dad, do you want to play?

Uh?

You almost scared your dad to death.

And that poor cell phone.

Who do you think you're talking to?

Be grateful your mom is here,

because it's time for rematch.

Do you know what time is it?

It's one game. We won't take longer than an hour.

Yes, less than five or three hours.

Shh. It's game on.

ALEJANDRO: Cris.

Mm?

Are you going to remodel this room,

this apartment, or the whole building?

If they let me--[LAUGHS]

May I ask you a question?

Yes.

Be completely honest.

Why did you decide to stay here?

To be honest, because--

Because I chose this apartment.

Ah.

I had plans and dreams with him.

And, yes, those were shared dreams,

but do they have to go to shit

only because the other person leaves?

No, I will follow my dreams,

only this time

they will be painted a different color.

Listen,

I'm here if you need me.

We can paint your dreams the color you like.

You know why?

You can count on me for whatever you need.

You can't be true.

Thank you.

How could I take so long to find a roomie like you?

Simple.

Because I wasn't available.

[LAUGHS]

Mr. Modest had to have a flaw.

[LAUGHS]

Hey--

Thank you.

You're welcome.

I'm sorry for this mess.

Don't worry.

[♪♪♪]

[SIGHS]

"Your heart was broken.

"But after many tears,

"you will realize that your dreams are intact

because they belong to you."

I'll send you the art in a second.

I need to adjust a couple details.

Aah!

Cristina, are you okay?I'm all right.

But--

The lights went out.

A minor technical failure.

Sure?Yes.

I'll fix this.

I've seen videos how to do it.

Why don't you call an expert?

No, I can do it alone.

I just-- I need to finish this article

Esther asked, that's it.

Oh, you're working.

There's some light by the windows.

Can you write by hand?

You know? Forget it.

I'll go to Mike's to finish this.

Sure? No, I'm so sorry.

It's okay.

I'm going to buy

all I need to fix it.

I'm sorry.

[SIGHS]

What do you think?New clothes, again?

Mami.

Oh, love.I look great!

When you break up, you will need a storehouse

for all that clothing.

Come on.

When we break up?

Why the hell would we?

It's obvious. He's old, honey,

way older than you.

Will you be a black widow?

No, none of that. Okay?

Just relax, because in a few days,

or weeks, hopefully, maybe months,

I will be like this but with wine and grapes,

and the Eiffel Tower over there.

I'll go to Paris with Mauricio. Suck on that.

I wanted to know,

when can I go on vacation?

Vacation? Yeah, sure.

Honey, listen,

your company, your responsibility.

We are partners.

We don't go on vacation.Hannah!

If that's how it's going to be, I'm sorry, baby,

but I'm leaving.

I quit. The world awaits,

and I can't keep it waiting.

It's a shame, Your Majesty.

Now he's cocky.

You don't need to work?

Fine, congratulations,

Listen--Your Grace.

An artist needs inspiration

and have some rest, you know?

Sure, but he needs to work too.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Excuse me.

Gabriel.

Can you help me with this?

Gabriel?

Ga-- I can see you, asshole!

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Excuse me.

Lore, thank you for letting me come.

My roomie was doing some lightning tests

and who know what else, and I couldn't work.

Don't worry, it's okay.

Seriously, thank you.Mm-hm.

So you're finally unpacking.

You have a lot of stuff.

Yes, it was uncomfortable

having all my life in boxes.

Bras mixed with cups and all that.

Yes.Yes.

What about you?

Miguel says you write

at a...women's magazine?

Yes, I mean-- All work is work, right?

Today I have to write

about what to do when they break your heart.

Oh, God. You don't believe that, right?

They only break your heart if you allow it.

That's a commercial myth. Period.

What do you mean?

You've never been heartbroken?

Of course not.

Seriously? So, tell me,

What do you mean with "if you allow it?"

So you think it's avoidable?

Sure.

You delude yourself,

you build your own castles in the air,

and fantasize with stories that haven't happened.

Yes, when you abandon your space

to belong in someone else's space.

Exactly.

Terrible, right?Yes.

Or like when you enjoy coffee with only one person.

Exactly.

That's when they use you, replace you,

and you're afraid of being with someone.

Of course, it's terrifying

going through that again.

Right?

Precisely.

If I told you,

all this relationship thing is something.

Something too difficult, I'd say.

[EXHALES]

[PHONE VIBRATING]

Hello?

Yes, I couldn't answer.

[WHISPERING] Of course I want to go.

I can't go on like this.

What do I have to do?

Uh-huh.

It's a deal, huh?

[IN ENGLISH] Bye.

Aah!

[♪♪♪]

[CARS HONKING IN DISTANCE]

Ow, ow, this burns. Ah!

Ah.

Cris?

Cris.

Finally.

Ah! Why people don't diet

and exercise to lose weight?

Why do they torture themselves?

Ah.

Cris?

[PHONE VIBRATING]

Hello?

GABRIEL: Good evening.

I'm calling from Handy Center, Eje Central.

Do you know Mrs. Cristina Oviedo?

Yes, I know her.

Could you please come and pick up your wife?

She's not okay.

Oh, no, she's not my wife, but don't worry,

I'm on my way.Thank you.

[PEOPLE CHATTERING]

Ma'am, your husband is coming.

He's not my husband, Gabriel!

You don't get it! He's not!

[PHONE VIBRATING]

Graciela: We are waiting for you to eat dinner.

Guillermo: I'm unable to leave work early, you all can eat. Thanks.

[♪♪♪]

Je m'appelle...Rodrigo.

Je m'appelle Rodrigo.

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq...

Eau... eau... eau.

Eau.

[PHONE VIBRATING]

Mauricio is at: Brihoms Boutique

Hey.

I know where you are.

I love that store.

Will it take you long to get here?

[PHONE VIBRATING]

MAURICIO [VOICE MESSAGE]: You're confused.

I never said I'd meet you today, I'm with José Luis.

Who--

[SIGHS]

Who is José Luis?

[PHONE VIBRATING]

MAURICIO: I like polyamory, I don't believe in monogamy.

[IN ENGLISH] Sorry.

[♪♪♪]

ALEJANDRO: After you.

Listen, Cris,

don't think about this mess right now.

I'll help you clean later, okay?

I said I don't need help.

And I didn't need you to pick me up.

Those dudes overreact.

Cristina, it isn't bad

to accept that you need help.

There's nowhere to sit here, so I went there.

That's super normal.

No big deal.

Cristina.

I only want to help you, that's it. Believe me.

I don't need help! This is my apartment!

I can do what I want with it.

Even if I want help

because doing this alone is too hard!

Pfft.

Darling, I thought you'd be in Paris.

Me too.

Therapy?

Come in.

Bye, handsome.

Who's that?

I don't know his name.

But-- Delicious!

Hey.

Can you forgive me?

Ah, which part?

I said you were jealous.

Although you actually are.

But that didn't feel good.

At least I didn't throw away the clothes

I bought from Tina.

This coat burns.

But it's cold, that's why I'm wearing it.

Wait, don't tell me

he made you give back the clothes he had given to you.

Mau?

No, but I don't want to wear it, it's--

It's like putting on my bad luck.

You know?

No, no, I'd dress as a man

just to wear all those clothes.

Come here.

He does not deserve you, he does not.

Ah.

There.

He doesn't deserve you, honey.

Understood? You'll be all right. His loss.

[PHONE VIBRATING]

No, no, don't get too cozy.

We're leaving.

Let's go.

Hi.

See, I'm not a good cook,

but I'm good at ordering pizza.

So--

I went too far, right?

No. Well, a little. Yes.

They might put your photo outside the store

to forbid you from entering.

[BOTH LAUGH]

I didn't make that face.

By the voice of the employee when he called,

he was very, very worried.

I hope I didn't ruin your work too.

No, no, don't worry, it's okay.

I think I already got used

to working by candlelight.

[LAUGHS]

Is it good?

There are some people out there

who also want to help you out.

Do they hate me?

Don't say that.

Otherwise, why would they be here?

[WHISPERING] To kill me.No.

Shall we?

The pipes are fixed, I'll check the fuse box.

Thank you, Mr. Ramón.

Don't leave me in the dark.

No, ma'am.Good.

Aw.Doll.

Thank you, guys.

What did you do here?

It's a disaster.

Wait a second.

Oh.

HANNAH: Did she cut them?

She didn't cut her bangs, thank God.

I was close.No!

Yes.Oh, doll. Why?

Hey, what's up?

Thank you, guys.

I know that I have trouble asking for help.

No, says who?No, no, no.

Of course not.Never.

Ale, can you take a picture?Sure.

Photo time.Selfie!

That's it. Done.

Yeah.Yay!

Send it to our group.I'll send it to you too.

Don't post it.Why not?

RODRIGO: I'm in my pajamas.

You're not. You're dressed like crazy.

Shit! I'm still wearing Mauricio's coat.

Step on it.

Psychiatric style.Thank you for grooming me.

[RODRIGO, HANNAH & CRISTINA SINGING TESSA IA'S "ACICAÁLAME"]

Aah!

Yeah!The power is back on!

Yay!

[TESSA IA'S "ACICAÁLAME" CONTINUES]

Cheers!

"IF I'M ENOUGH OF A DUMB-ASS TO FALL,

I'M BAD-ASS ENOUGH TO GET UP AGAIN."