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CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS ARE FICTIONAL.

[♪♪♪]

CRISTINA: No, Mr. Pacheco,

don't worry about my wedding.

The campaign will be perfect.

Well, thank you!

Bye.

Everything's wonderful.

We're missing dessert, right?Thank you, ma'am.

What's up, Choco Cris?

Mr. Pacheco insists on the campaign.

He always does that.

Everything will be perfect,

as usual.

Everyone's waiting. You look gorgeous.

Thanks.

EDUARDO: Try socializing, huh?

CRISTINA: Mm-hm.

You idiot!Socialize!

Who are you texting?

A friend from work.

I'm your only friend.

Hey, friend, give me food.

[CHUCKLES]Come on.

GRACIELA: Guillermo, tell the kids to put down their phones.

Camilo...

[CLINKING GLASS]

Put it down and don't--[EDUARDO CLEARS THROAT]

Family, and friends who are like family.

As you know,

we're about to leave the single life behind.

ALL: Whoa!

[LAUGHS][BOOS]

But we wanted to thank you

for all the love

and the support you've given us all these years.

Thank you.

If you'll run away, Lalito,

it's now or never.Shush.

Not in a million years.

Since I met Cristina--

My Cris, my Choco Cris, my Cereal Bowl,

I knew she's the woman

I want for the rest of my life.

I love you.I love you.

There are no excuses. Come on, Grace.

You'll miss your sister's bachelorette party?

It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing. It won't happen again.

I didn't tell Guillo,

and the kids-- It's too much.Dicks in HD.

The kids are in the car.

GRACIELA: Listen. Hannah and Rodrigo

organized a bachelorette party--

Oh--RODRIGO: Guillo, Guillo.

We'll give her back in one piece.

She'll be fast asleep in an hour.

No, she won't.Rude!

You know it's true.I'm not that sleepy!

Will you tuck the kids in?Deal.

Misbehave, okay?RODRIGO: Oh, yeah.

I have his permission.Bye.

Lalo, confess.

When's your bachelor party?

I won't have one. Really.Really?

Maybe a beer with friends?EDUARDO: No.

I'm tired. I'd rather have some rest.

Go and have some fun, baby!

EDUARDO: No, hon, I want to sleep.

Do you want me to go with you?Hey, hey! No, ma'am.

Whoa!No, darling. I'm sorry.

But I just said no to a wonderful, golden,

tight booty

to take you to your party.

I have a reservation.

We need to leave now.We'll be near the dance floor.

You have no idea of what I had to do

to get that table, darling.

[CRISTINA LAUGHS]It's true!

Cereal Bowl, it's near the dance floor.

Have fun, but behave, huh?

Never.I love you.

[WOMEN SCREAM EXCITEDLY]

[GRACIELA LAUGHS]

Eduardo: Are you coming home

or are you sleeping over at Hannah's?

[RODRIGO LAUGHS]

[ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING]

Eduardo, stop it.

I'll take her home. Just not tonight.

She'll spend the night with me.

Then you'll sleep together the rest of your days.

Goodbye.I love you!

Enough.Whoa!

Cheers!Your glasses.

Cheers!ALL: Cheers!

I love you, guys.

GRACIELA: Aah![SCREAMING AND CHEERING]

GRACIELA: What is this?

RODRIGO: How much have we drunk?

[ALL LAUGH]

[MADONNA'S "LIKE A VIRGIN" PLAYING]

♪ I made it through The wilderness ♪

♪ Somehow I made it through ♪

♪ Didn't know how lost I was ♪

♪ Until I found you ♪

♪ I was beat Incomplete ♪

♪ I've been had I was sad and blue ♪

♪ But you made me feel Shiny and new ♪

[SCREAMING AND CHEERING]

♪ Like a virgin ♪

♪ Touched for the very First time ♪

♪ Like a virgin ♪

♪ When your heart beats Next to mine ♪

[SCREAMING AND CHEERING]

Aah! Ha-ha-ha!

Let's keep the party going at El Alebrije.

Bitch, that place's been closed for ages.

No!It was closed down.

Wait a minute.So cute.

Listen, there's this hottie waiting for me.

Shall I tell him to bring some friends to my place?

No, that's too much for a night.

RODRIGO: Girl!HANNAH: Party pooper!

We're talking about dicks.

Look at this hunk.

I-- I-- I'm happy with one more drink.

One--Just one more.

One more drink.Just one...this big.

[LAUGHS]There's champagne in my house.

Let's grab it and go to your place.

That's my girl.Let's go!

Yeah, let's go.That's my--

[RODRIGO LAUGHS]CRISTINA: Shh!

GRACIELA [PLAYFULLY]: Shh! Shh! Shh!

[LAUGHS]Shh! Shh!

Shh! Shh!

Here's the--[DOOR CLOSES]

[LAUGHING]

CRISTINA: Shh, shh. Shh.

[WHISPERING] I'm going to kiss him goodnight.

Aww--[IMITATES SNORING]

[ALL LAUGH]Shh!

[♪♪♪]

[WOMAN LAUGHS]

[HEARTBEAT THUMPING]

[WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY]

[PANTING]

You're an asshole!Choco Cris, wait!

And on our bed?

No, not on our bed.

I'd never do that to you.

Listen to me. Cereal Bowl, wait!

Do you think that I'm that--

That stupid?No, of course not.

Of course not.Oops!

Sorry for interrupting.

Edu, your clothes. I think I better leave.

Umm--

Good night.

CRISTINA: And she calls you "Edu."

[LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY] Edu. She calls him Edu.

Cereal Bowl.Edu!

Can we talk peacefully?

Ah, you want peace?

I'm going to beat your ass!

RODRIGO: Cristina!Wait. I--

The truth is that I--

I was feeling lonely.

But it's your fault.

You said I could have a bachelor party.

This was the last time. Let's start over.

HANNAH: You insolent!We were going to get married.

We will get married.

We will.You're crazy!

The wedding is canceled, you are canceled!

You went too far, dude.

Let's turn the page and start over!

Fuck off!

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

My phone--

Son of a bitch, you fucking asshole!

[DOOR SLAMS]

[RING CLINKS]

[CRISTINA SOBS]

[JULIETA VENEGAS' "ESE CAMINO" PLAYING]

He's a moron.

Couldn't he wait until you were married?

It's all gone to waste.

Seriously, Graciela?

Imagine I'd learned about this

on my wedding night.No, no, no.

Or after having children.No, no, shush.

EDUARDO: Cris!No way.

Choco Cris, Cereal Bowl!

Please reconsider this.

He's standing there.

EDUARDO: We can save our marriage.

Really? You want a wedding?

There you go!

RODRIGO: Attagirl! Aim for his face.

Babe, I love you!

Babe-- No, wait!

Aah!

Don't come back!

MAN: Zip it, you're drunk!

Fuck it.

No, no, no!HANNAH: No!

It's for you to drink it.

Ah!

[DOG BARKING]

MAN: Shut up, dammit!

[DOG BARKING]

[CRISTINA SOBS]

What was that?

I had it all.

My agency, the perfect man,

my dream apartment--

That's it! That's the bright side.

To the hell with him.

This cool place is all yours now.

[MOUTHS] No![CRIES]

Without Eduardo, there's no way

Cristina can afford this place.

We signed a three-year lease.

We were supposed to pay for it together.

Fine, we can say that there are plumbing issues

and vacate. No big deal.

No, the penalty for breach of contract

is one year of rent.

I'm stuck here.

Listen, I want you to understand

that you're not stuck and you're not alone, okay?

You have us three, your sister,

and your two best friends. We love you.

We won't leave you to your fate.

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Dude! What are you doing here?

Mike, are you okay?

Oh.

Did you argue with Mariana again?

Come on in, man.You have no idea.

Really?Yes.

Oh--Hi.

I didn't mean to interrupt.

I can come back some other time.

I don't want to bother.Don't worry.

That's Lorena. She lives here now.

What?!Mm-hm.

I see, I see. So-- What's all this?

She just moved in.

Mmm!Really?

She lives here?[GIGGLES] Yup.

What's up with you?

Well, my editor--

No-- No, no, wait. Wait.

What is it?

Well-- I was fired.

Do it.

It took longer to put it up than to see it fall.

Listen. I want these next to the registers.

Give them away when they buy, I don't know--

Anything.

The book is a flop. No copies have been sold.

Here.

They don't even want you for free.

They practically kicked me out.

So, Mike--

May I stay for a couple of days?

Yeah.A couple of days?

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

Er--

She's super territorial.

[STAMMERING] Three days, a week--

While I find a place.

Sure! I mean, there's the couch and--

Three days or a week, how long exactly?

One week. One week, yes.One week.

One week, until Sunday.

Until Sunday.Yes. Of course.

Until Sunday.

Don't throw paper in the toilet,

don't leave dirty dishes in the kitchen,

and be careful with my toys, they're collectibles.

Let's go.

Come on, let's go.

[♪♪♪]

[PHONE CHIMING]

Rodrigo: I'm a taxi away from your house.

In case you don't want to be alone.

Aunt Lupe: I'm in Mexico, dear.

I arrived earlier to help you prepare for the big day!

Aah.

Oh, God. Please, don't let me die today.

I swear I'll never drink again.

GUILLERMO: Honey, are you okay?Don't yell, Guillermo.

[LASER FIRING ON TV]Hey--

Oh! Agh, agh!

GRACIELA: What?

Do the kids have to go to school today?

Obviously!

Obviously. Are they still in bed?

What are you doing?

Sofi said there's a Technical Board's meeting

and hence, no classes, but I don't know what's that.

If Sofía says today's a National Holiday,

you'll raise the flag, goddammit!

You could have woken them up.

Listen...

[IN ENGLISH] I'm sorry, okay?

[IN SPANISH] I know you're super mad at me,

but please forgive me.

How many times do I have to say it?

[TINKLING ON TV]Ah! Look! An extra life.

Ha! I'll make you pay, you terrorists!

[LASER FIRING ON TV]

Aw, honey.Kids.

Come on.Your dad is coming.

Really?Seriously, Guillermo?

Five more minutes.You are five! Fuck!

I can't stand it!

Ah.

[PHONE CHIMING]

EDUARDO [ON PHONE]: Cristi, please,

we need to talk in person.

Babe, I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have brought that woman to our apartment.

I'm really sorry.

Eduardo, I already told you,

there's nothing to discuss, okay?

You cheated, and we're done.

Thank you.

Choco Cris--

I know you can forgive me.

Listen, we're a couple.

If you have a problem,

I have it too.

[OVER PHONE] So, basically,

this is both our fault.

And just as a reminder--

You need me to pay this place.

We all need you, baby.

EDUARDO: Right?

CRISTINA [OVER PHONE]: Fuck you! Rot in hell!

Aah!

[PHONE CHIMING]

[SOBS]

Graciela: I'm bringing you breakfast.

MIGUEL: See you later, dude!

Sure.

Man, sorry for all this mess.

Lorena hasn't finished unpacking.

I hope the couch is comfortable enough.

It is, man. All good.

Besides, I'm the one crashing.

If there was anywhere else I could go,

I wouldn't bother you.

But you're my only friend in town.

And going back home is not an option.

You're my best buddy, not a burden.

Okay?Thank you.

I promise I will leave soon.

So you can do your stuff.

I just need to find a place.I don't mind,

but since you told Lore you'd leave on Sunday,

she'll be waiting by the door for you to leave.

Sure. And I will.

I'm late for work.Yes.

Bye. Thank you.Have a good day.

[♪♪♪]

I know you're not hungry, but you need to eat.

Don't you have a headache?

I can't bear it.

Are those from the wedding?

[IN ENGLISH] Yes, but they're so cute.

[IN SPANISH] We already have them, Cris.

Oh, this is a nightmare.

One from which you'll wake up soon.

You'll see, the universe

has something better for you.

I was going to get married, Graciela.

Okay, listen.

In moments of crisis, I take a deep breath,

close my eyes and think of...

[IN ENGLISH] ...my happy place.

[IN SPANISH] Close your eyes, Cristina.

Think of your...

[IN ENGLISH] ...happy place.

[IN SPANISH] If it doesn't hurt you,

it's no big deal.

[SIGHS]

Is it okay to imagine

a line of cheating men being executed?

No, no, don't contaminate your aura.

Let it go.

I let him go and he found someone else.

Shanti, shanti, sha--

No, it's not working.

It is super working.

No.I don't remember how furious

Guillermo is because of last night.

He won't talk to me.He's done that for years.

Hey, don't mess with me.

Besides, that's his problem.

I'm all centered, divine.

[SIGHS]See?

I'm not that kind of woman

who collapses for a man either.Exactly.

If he wants to be a damn womanizer

and sleep with whomever, that's on him.

Exactly.I'm badass

and I'm going to eat the world.

That's my sister!

So--

I'll take a shower and go to work.

[♪♪♪]

Ana, Ana-- No.

Aunt Sofía--

No, she moved to Querétaro.

Luis?

Let's see, "Home."

[PHONE CHIMES]

Dammit.

Camila...

Hey, sorry for bothering

with this, but--

Would you take me in for some days?

Let's see.

CAMILA [OVER PHONE]: No way! I don't run a hotel!

Whoa, I was joking.

Pfft.

Esther.

Your call has been forwarded to a voice message system.

[PHONE BEEPS]

Should I call her office?

[♪♪♪]

[CHATTERING]

Do we have enough persuasion techniques

to use with Mr. Pacheco?

That client is all ours.

He loves Cristina.

What do you mean? Cristina is drowned

in tears and snot.No, Cris--

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[MUFFLED CHATTERING]

[♪♪♪]

Hey there, doll. What are you doing here?

Girl. Mau will give you the keys of the apartment in Acapulco.

I'll catch up with you.

Mr. Pacheco has always wanted me

to manage his account. I won't risk

one of our best clients.

We need every income.

Morning. Mr. Pacheco, we were waiting for you.

How are you?Hannah.

Welcome.Mr. Pacheco.

Cristina. It's a surprise.

I thought you were busy with your wedding preparations.

What happened?It's complicated.

Anything to drink?Coffee.

They'll bring the menu.To the meeting room.

After you. You look good.Thank you, I'm on diet.

CRISTINA: We're your best option, no doubt.

But we don't have it clear.

What's exactly your product?

It's not a product.

It's an "influencer," as you call them.

I don't understand.

She's 26. Very talented.

What's exactly your plan with that talent?

I want you to get her followers,

make her a trending topic.

She's very special to me.

I'm sure of that.

I ask you to be discreet about the subject.

I don't want my wife to know.

Why not?

It's a matter of privacy.

I see.

You want us to make her famous

in secret.

Correct.

You guys are expert at it, right?

Expert?

You're a visionary, Mr. Pacheco.

May I ask about

your relationship with this girl?

I've told you, I'm fond of her.

That's all.

Of that I have no doubt.

Now, I kindly ask you

to get out of our agency.

Sorry?

Do you think this company helps sugar daddies

to get fame hungry young girls?

[SIGHS]

What?In this company

we have ethical and moral values.

So, please, leave.

We raised this young girl as our own

when my wife's sister passed.

I'm only trying to support her career

as the first Mexican singer-songwriter influencer

who happens to be blind.

She's your niece?Yes!

She's blind?Yes!

You are her uncle?Yes!

Really--What were you thinking?!

You're sick!

I wanted to surprise my wife!

No, no, no!

Mr. Pacheco, take it easy.

It's a misunderstanding. Don't worry.

We can make your niece trending topic.

Don't worry.

Sir, please forgive her.

She has a crisis.A crisis?

I don't know why I considered this agency.

Pseudo-agency, that is!Ah, no.

You should be called Dirty Minds!

No way! I won't let you insult us! Huh?

One of our only paying clients.

I don't understand. I'm losing everything!

Everything at once!HANNAH: Sure,

and if you keep insulting clients

I will too, Cristina.

Hannah--She's right.

Hannah, I'm sorry.

HANNAH: No, no, I am sorry. Seriously, Cris,

I'm sorry I thought you'd do the one thing you had to do,

which was staying home, but you didn't.

GRACIELA: What's up?[SIGHS]

Not now, Grace.Oh.

I just had this great idea.

No.Why the long faces?

Right now I need to be alone and six feet under.

No, no, you don't need to be alone.

You need to feel good, heal,

and going shopping is the best solution.

[LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY]

With what money? We don't even have clients anymore.

It's on me!

[♪♪♪]

Be honest, do I look sexy?

I feel more like a clown.

Where are the elephants?

There are no elephants in the circus anymore.

Come on, tell me the truth, Hannah!

It's easy for you,

you can wear anything

with your perfect body and zero births.

Excuse me, this perfect body

is due to hours of training.

mainly to avoid giving birth.

I hate to see her like this.

At least she's safe for now

from the horrors of maternity and marriage.

Stop it, Grace.

I'm serious!

Look at this!

I can hold a pencil underneath.

Tenth call of the day,

and this one asked

if Eduardo and I had bedroom issues.

Well, that's not her problem.

And we didn't.

I mean, he wasn't the best,

but at least we had sex every day.

[LAUGHS] You're joking, Cris.

Well, good thing you didn't get married,

otherwise that would've been over.

Should we speak with Grachi?

Um, about her "non-marital relationship?"

You have enough problems, darling.

Wait a second.

Hi, Ana Pau.

No, it's not postponed, it's canceled.

They love the drama.

I'm giving the presents back.

Send me your info and--Hey, hey, hey.

What is given is not taken away.

Bye.

I have to give that toaster back.

No, you don't.

That toaster flew out the window

of your apartment, honey.

They just want to satisfy their curiosity.

Work.

For you.

For you, beautiful.

And for you, Marce.

Hello, good morning.

I'm looking for Esther Duarte, this is Alejandro.

Hi! Anything to drink?

Frappuccino, macchiato, kombucha,

kombuccion, kombuccion soul, diet--

No, I'm good, thanks.

Okay, give me a second.

I'll check the appointment book.Sure.

Mr. Alejandro--

Montero,

Alejandro Montero.

Oops.

No, Alex, you don't have an appointment.

Um, I see. I can wait, right?

No problem.Not really.

I'll take the frappuccino.I'm sorry.

Those are only for visitors with an appointment.

But you can take a seat.

Thank you.

It's my pleasure.

[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

Who do I have to kill?

ALEJANDRO: Esther?

Ale.

Aw, you missed me a lot.

No, I wanted to say hi.

Oh.

Well, hi. Bye.

Esther, can we talk?

I need a favor.

Ha.

I don't have time.

[SIGHS]

So you need my help?

Five minutes.

I thought that the only thing you needed from me

was time to think.

I know, Esther.

And I'm really sorry,

but I need a favor, I need a job.

Can you give us a moment, please?

May I?Sure, have a seat.

[SIGHS]

I don't want them to hear your misfortune.

Ha. Thanks.

Okay.

So you're having a rough time.

Aw, I feel bad for you.

But I don't know how can I help.

This isn't a literary publishing house.

Nor do we publish sexist books like yours.

Listen, I desperately need a job.

You tell me what you want me to write.

Do you realize

that this is a digital publishing house

of a super cool magazine for women?

You don't fit here, you don't even have an e-mail account

and you're not cool at all.

Let me explain.

After what happened with my book,

I deleted my email account,

my apps, and disappeared. Otherwise,

they would've lynched me.

I wouldn't blame them.[SCOFFS]

Enough.

I apologized for everything.

Esther, will you help me?

I have an idea,

but it won't be easy for you.

Try me.

Yes. Try me. Try me.

Okay.

I need someone

to review feminine products.

Make-up, body sculpture, books, lingerie--

But I need you to test

everything the sponsors send.

You can't steal reviews from the Internet.

It has to be first-hand.

Ha, ha, ha. Okay.

Did I get it right?

Are you serious?

Do you think that I'm going to test

products--What? For women?

No, products that I don't know at all.

Well, that was my only idea. You can go.

Obviously, if you accept,

you will have to do everything I ask.

Otherwise, ciao!

[♪♪♪]

Okay, this is my theory,

if that jerk's only purpose

was to pay half of the rent,

you can replace him with someone

who does exactly the same.

Offer it online.

You mean a roommate?

I don't know.

Honey, how will you afford that place yourself?

I always wanted a roommate.

Your husband is.

No.

No, you don't sleep with your roommate.

[COUGHS] Exactly.

Hello? I'm still here.

You have no idea,

you haven't married.What's that?

It's almost done.

You only need to

press "Send" and that's it.

Do you think anyone will want to live with me?

"Send."

Attagirl.Hm!

[LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING]

Oh, that feels warm. Heh.

It's warm. I thought it was way worse.

I see it's not.

INDEPENDENT WOMAN. LOOKING FOR A ROOMMATE. ASAP.

How are you doing, handsome?

Esther, listen, I know that I have

to test the products,

but this is too much.

Hey, shh, shh.I'll shut up.

Try the new Depilchic wax.

Your bikini line will be so soft.

Bikini line?

What's that?

[SCREAMING]

They're here because of the ad?

There's no way you won't find a roommate now.

Of course, it's a bargain.

I didn't ask for a guarantor.

No. What if you choose a psycho?

Shh.Please.

Crazier than your sister?You're right.

No one.

Morning, we'll start in five minutes.

Thank you.

[♪♪♪]

I'm a Systems Engineer,

I work in a security company,

and I was just promoted,

so there's no problem with rent.

Do you have a boyfriend?Yes.

We've been together since high school.

He visits me every evening after work.

He's so cute!

No way.

Yes. Thank you.

Hi.Hello.

Hi, thank you.

[SIGHS]

Hi.

What do you do for a living?I'm a writer.

A while ago, I published a book

that fortunately everyone has forgotten.

Now, I work on a magazine

reviewing feminine products.

What's your social media?

I don't use any. It takes up time to write.

Really?

I think it's better to meet people in person.

That's why I'm here.

Listen, you seem a nice person,

but I'll be honest: it won't work.

Did I say anything wrong?It's not your fault.

It's the thing between your legs.

I'm sorry.Did you notice?

I'm sorry.RODRIGO: It's not personal.

We're restoring a heart.

The last thing I want right now is sleeping next to a man.

I'm harmless, trust me.

Okay, what do you mean?

The last thing I want

is a relationship with a woman.

Okay. It's good to know, right?

Thank you.

I have your number. We'll be in touch.

Fine, yes. Thank you.

Keep an eye on your phone.

Sure.

What was that?

Thank you, bye.Bye.

Come on.What?

He's gay, that's the perfect roommate.

Please.He doesn't seem that gay.

Girl.

The way he walked?

Of course! He said

the last thing he wanted

was having to do with a woman.

He had a bag from The Turtle,

that's the gayest magazine.

Well, if we find a gay guy

as nice as yourself,

I'll consider it.

My bedroom, the bathroom...

and this would be your room.

Basically.

So you're an architect?

I am. I have my own company.

Do you have a boyfriend, a girlfriend, anything?

Um-- No.

I'm not attracted to other people.

[♪♪♪]

You're exactly what I'm looking for.

Welcome.

Yay.

[BOTH LAUGH]

Roomies!

WOMAN [OVER PHONE]: Start with something simple,

ask about his day.

How was your day, honey?

Good.

WOMAN [OVER PHONE]: Men love

to feel masculine and attractive.

[TIRES SCREECHING ON TV]

Hey.Oh, God!

You look super hot in those pj's.

[GIGGLES]

You think?Mm-hm.

Thank you.

Hmm.

[SIGHS]

Don't you think it's time

we talked about us?

After the movie, maybe? Is it urgent?

Are you serious?

Graciela, you know that I spend all day

in front of a computer

looking at the stock market, numbers--

May I have five minutes

to do nothing?

Did you know that out of every ten marriages

that last over seven years,

half of them

is because a healthy sex life?

All the others grow apart.

Their relationships start to sink.

Ours is sinking?

Yes or no, Guillo?

What's wrong with you, Graciela?

I don't know!

It's just--

Do you still like me or not?

Of course I like you.

I love you, come here.

They why has it been so long

since we were last together?

We're together, honey.

No, Guillo. Together!Ow!

[SIGHS]

Listen, let's make a deal.

[GIGGLES]

After the movie, it's almost over,

we'll talk in five minutes.

Ow, five minutes.

Done, we have a deal.

[SIREN BLARING ON TV]

Really?Oh, I thought

you might need a cushion to be comfortable.

Pfft.

[BOXES CRASHING]

What's all this?

What happened?

Did I wake you up?

I'm sorry for the noise.

What's that?

Oh.My collection of--

Baby, no.My collectibles!

I'm sorry, Lorena.Asshole.

There are boxes all over. I didn't see it.

Good thing he's leaving tomorrow.

Baby, but I'm in one piece.

Go to sleep.

Where?

[♪♪♪]

Aah!Meow!

Aah, aah!

[CATS MEOWING]

Ah! No! Why are there cats?

[CATS MEOWING]

What's up, roomie?

What are these cats?

Oh, my babies.

I asked a thousand times if you had any pets.

And every time you said no.

They are not pets.

[SNEEZES]

They're flesh and bone, they have a soul.

Like me and you.

Are you serious?

Yes, look.No, no, no, no.

This is Kevin.

Agh--

AJ, Howie D, Nick Carter and Brian are over there.

[SNEEZES]

Do you have a cold? That's terrible.

No, no, no.You should have some rest.

Kevin's immune system is weak, hmm?

Your cold could affect him.

It's not a cold, it's because of your animals.

They're not animals, we've talked about it.

[MEOWING CONTINUES]

[♪♪♪]

There were like 16 cats,

all of them named after the Backstreet Boys.

Uh, Nick Carter!

Hey. Let's have a shot

because we're exactly where we were before,

without a roomie. Come on.

Oh!

Uh.

One more, baby.Fill 'em up, Alvarito.

Please.Refill!

MIGUEL: You can't stay any longer.

Since you broke Lorena's

dolls and dildos--

Don't worry, Mike.

I might text Luis or someone else

and ask them for help.

I'm worried about how hard it is

to rent an apartment.

Some even ask for your birth chart.

It's unbelievable.

And with my income,

I can't think of renting on my own.

I don't know what to do.

Anyway, Mike, thank you for everything.

Cheers, bro.Cheers.

[CRISTINA LAUGHS]

RODRIGO: I mean, come on--

Look, dude.

That girl over there

is looking for a roomie.

MIKE: Which one?The one--

The one in pink?

Exactly, that one.

Um, she's cute.

And most importantly,

she's the least demanding.

Really?Yes.

So? What are you waiting for?

Ask her if she got one already.No, no.

No?She doesn't want a guy,

a dude, a man, no.

It's not a good idea.What?

Did I hear right?

Did Alejandro lose his charm with women?

Ha, ha. I wasn't born yesterday.

I don't buy it. You can persuade even a nun.

It's up to you, I think you should go.

[POP MUSIC PLAYING]

Umm--

BOTH: Conviction, self-esteem and gallantry.

Boom.

Like old times.Yeah, man.

Come on.

[EXHALES]

Um--I'll take care of the suitcases.

Girl, when the picture of Cris was posted--

Hi, sorry for interrupting.

It's you, right? From the apartment ad.

I am.I see.

Have you found a roomie?

Mm-mm.

Not yet. We were talking about that.

It's complicated, huh?

I'd vote for you.

Rodrigo, careful,

you fall even for brooms.

He's with someone.

I'm with Mau.

ALEJANDRO: You come here often?CRISTINA: We live here.

We frequent this place too.

Is that your boyfriend?

The last thing I want right now

is sleeping next to a man.

Ha. Miguel?

No, no, no.

I mean, not anymore.

That's why we're here,

I'm trying to stay

as best friends.

So he was your boyfriend.

We lived together for a while, yes.

We lived together.

And now with this,

I want to make peace.

End things on good terms, stay friends.

Hence the suitcases.

No, poor thing. Invite him

to meet him too.

CRISTINA: Yes! Invite him!

No, I don't think it's a good idea.

We're in the middle of a sensitive talk.

We're making up.

We want to be okay.

Besides, he's very shy.

Hey!He's shy.

[SINGING FLANS' "TIÍMIDO"] ♪ Tímido, ti-tímido ♪

[LAUGHS]

How are you, beautiful girls?

Tequila shots?The boyfriend of the year.

It's mezcal.Sorry?

Miguel AÁngel, stop pretending.

I told them everything.

It hurts me as much as it hurts you.

What?Stop faking it!

It does hurt me, trust me.What are you talking about?

That we are over.

My stuff is over there. If you want to kick me out,

do it! I don't want to suffer anymore because of you.

You always do this.

That's why I didn't want to come.

What the heck are you doing?

See how you react?No, calm down.

This is why I didn't want to do this in public.

He's always like this.

I didn't want to do this in public.

Guys, be positive.

You both, calm down.I don't want to talk about it.

Enough, I'm tired of conflict.

No more arguing, it's over.

I'm sorry. Just help me.

Enough.

Let's do this, okay?

Listen, honey.

Have a drink, please.Take it.

Come on. Cheers!

Kiss each other as a sign of peace.

A kiss to reconcile.No.

It's a tradition.No, no, no.

HANNAH: Aw, guys.

RODRIGO, HANNAH & CRIS: Kiss, kiss, kiss!

Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss!

HANNAH: There you go!

Uh!

Yeah!

Oh--

I want to cry.

Me too.

RODRIGO: Wow!

[APPLAUSE]

Good morning, roomie!

ALEJANDRO: Moring, sleepyhead.

You're finally up.

Hey. Aah!

I thought it was a dream

and I was still living alone.

Well, you're not.

This looks delicious.

It does. Ha-ha.You're so nice.

♪ Tuesday's gray And Wednesday too ♪

All good?Everything's fine.

It's just you're cellulite-free.

I'll teach you some great hacks.

Please do. I need them.

I love you're my roomie.

I feel like I can be super honest with you.

And you have the best of both worlds.

Me?Yes.

I mean, thank you.

But there's something I need to confess.

The day I was sitting here,

you gave me a dirty look.

I'll never forget it.I did.

Of course you did.I'm sorry.

But you're right, you know?

We can be BFFs.

Girl to girl.Aah!

Wait, wait, wait.What?

I forgot something important.

♪ Thursday Never looking back ♪

♪ It's Friday... ♪

For me?For you.

Ah, I see.

Promise I won't regret.

No, you won't.What?

You won't regret handing me those keys.

I know.

Welcome![LAUGHS]

Face masks?Breakfast?

Let's have mimosas.Yes, please.

Oh, my God.

The juice.Sure.

It's perfect, huh? Let's celebrate

our first day, roomie. So, what goes first?

[COVER OF THE CURE'S "FRIDAY I'M IN LOVE" PLAYING]

WOMAN: ♪ Monday You can fall apart ♪

♪ Tuesday, Wednesday Break my heart ♪

♪ Thursday Doesn't even start ♪

♪ It's Friday I'm in love ♪

♪ Saturday wait ♪

♪ Sunday always Comes too late ♪

♪ Friday never hesitate ♪