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We interrupt this program to bring you...

Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog.

Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,

who lives in the middle of Nowhere

with her husband, Eustace Bagge.

But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.

It's up to Courage to save his new home.

Stupid dog.

You made me look bad.

- Ooga Boogga Boogga! - Aahhh!

[humming]

[grunting]

MURIEL: Oh, Courage.

You did such a nice job repainting my chair.

That quick-drying paint is amazing.

[mumbling]

This is the Nowhere Emergency Broadcast System.

We interrupt this program

with an emergency tornado watch.

This is an emergency.

Watch for a tornado.

Oh, my. A tornado.

We better get to the cellar.

[grunting]

Oh, my. I'm stuck.

Courage, I thought you used the quick-drying paint on the chair.

COURAGE: Oh, no!

Aah!

Courage, hurry!

Huh?

Ooh!

You'd better find Eustace.

Aah!

Aah!

[babbling]

[gasps]

[howls]

Wake up! Wake up!

Yech!

[howls]

Aah!

Ooh!

Courage!

Courage!

Muriel!

Courage!

Aah!

Muriel!

Courage!

Muriel, I'll save you!

Ah! Oh! Ah!

Yes!

Hi!

[gasps]

I'm Muriel. I'm only 3112 years old.

Who are you?

Muriel?

That's my name. Don't wear it out.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, no. Muriel!

What happened to you?

You're funny-looking.

Ha ha ha!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Muriel!

You'll be home soon, Muriel.

I want to go to the candy store.

I want to buy a toy.

I want to watch TV.

I want to go to the zoo.

I want to go swimming.

I want a new doll!

I want a new front tooth!

I want a tea party.

I want a party dress.

I know I'm not gonna like this.

I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty! I'm thirsty!

Ok, ok.

I'll be right back.

Muriel--what am I going to do?

What am I going to do?

Aah!

[moaning]

Ha ha ha!

Huh?

Hi. I'm Muriel. I'm only 3112 years old.

Who are you?

What?

Ooh!

Huh?

I want an Easter egg!

I want an Easter egg! I want an Easter egg!

Hey! Stop that!

Ha ha ha!

I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry!

Ok, Ok.

This stinks.

I hate it this way.

What's wrong with it?

Less cheese.

More macaroni.

Less macaroni.

More cheese!

More cheese and macaroni.

Too much macaroni!

Ooh, perfect.

I hate macaroni and cheese.

Come on, play with me.

Play with me. Play with me!

Come on, get off of that.

You'll hurt yourself.

Ha ha ha!

You're funny-looking.

[moans]

Where a..

What are you doing, dog?

Where's Muriel?

MURIEL: Ha ha ha!

Hi, I'm Muriel.

I'm only 3112 years old.

Who're you?

Huh?

COURAGE: Aah!

Oof!

What'd you do that for, stupid dog?

Aah!

Whoops)!-

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ok, that's it.

Go to your room.

I don't wanna go to my room!

Aah!

Don't cry. It'll be ok.

Ok?

Guess what I found.

Booga booga booga!

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

COMPUTER: To get the old Muriel back,

you have to place her into a tornado

that spins in the opposite direction.

Do tornados spin in reverse?

All the way down there?

Personally, I like the chicken tandoori in Sri Lanka.

Huh?

[babbling]

I can't take it anymore!

Aah!

I can't take it anymore either.

Good luck.

Aah!

[babbling]

Sit down. Stop it.

Stop it! Sit down!

I'm thirsty.

I'm hungry-

I'm dizzy.

I'm nauseous.

I'm gonna hurl.

I'm gonna blow chunks.

Yes.

I hope this works.

MURIEL: Geronimo!

Whew.

Excuse me, pilot.

Have you got any of those little bags of salted peanuts?

Courage!

I didn't know you could drive a plane.

[groaning]

EUSTACE: Muriel?

Muriel!

Muriel!

Muriel!

Where's my dinner?

Aah!

Courage, you're such a good driver.

But you need a little work on your parking.

TV: This is the Nowhere Emergency Broadcast System.

The tornado emergency is over.

Now, the only thing to worry about

is that giant tidal wave roaring across the plains.

Oh, no!

Aah!

Crazy weather we've been having, huh?

[s I u rps]

Ooga booga!

Aah!

[horn honks]

What's that?

Oh, my, it's a stage.

Big deal.

MAN: Not just a stage, little lady.

The one, the only...

Fusilli magic stage!

Heh heh heh.

The great Fusilli, at your service.

And I bring my world-famous magic stage

right here to Nowhere just for you.

Oh, how exciting!

I got my TV.

[whines]

Ah, bellissimo.

The stage, she call you, no?

Uh-uh! Uh-uh!

Yes, ha ha.

Just ask my actors.

What actors?

I don't see no actors.

Oh, don't worry.

That's the magic!

Have you never dreamed of the excitement

of being on stage?

Have you not dreamed of putting on the makeup

that takes away all the cares of life?

I am right, no?

Nope.

Oh, I'm too shy.

No. I think you could be a star!

Don't you think so, too?

Nope.

Just you step on the stage,

you hear the applause,

the cheers, the magic!

All your fears, they go.

And then, oh, then...

you stay forever.

[Whimpers]

[frantic barking]

I couldn't.

Do not deny Fusilli's greatest pleasure--

To see the stage come alive!

Ooh!

Oh, "W-

Now you say the line.

"How...

"Now...

"Brown...

Cow.

[applause]

Huh?

That stinks!

ls all that applause for me?

All for you.

But where is--

The audience?

Is always here.

Is always cheering for you!

When I was a girl, I did juggle a little.

[grumbles]

Muriel,

you're making a dang fool of yourself.

Uhh!

[laughter and applause]

You're a natural!

L, the great Fusilli,

invite you, Eustace and Muriel,

to join my magic stage!

You'll tour the world!

Ohh!

What's in it for us?

You'll be rich!

Hey, give me your autograph, huh?

This is your dressing room.

Makeup...

Arrg h g

Costumes...

oh!

And your script.

Oh!

Heh heh.

[babbling]

[whack]

Uhh!

Oooh...

Hmm...

Yes!

[applause]

Ha ha ha!

The audience, she's a-love you!

You feel the magic, no?

Mm-hmm!

And once you feel the magic,

you no want to leave the stage,

and then you no want to leave Fusilli...

Even

Ha ha ha ha!

Ah, we ready for the next scene.

You'll be in this, too.

Everybody, places on the stage!

The show, she's about to begin!

Ladies and gentlemen!

[crickets chirp]

The great Fusilli brings for your entertainment pleasure,

"A Simple Family Scene,"

Starring Eustace,

Muriel,

and, uh... the cute little doggy.

Stupid dog.

Ooga booga!

Aah!

[audience laughs]

Well!

Ow!

Ha ha ha ha!

For Fusilli, everybody play a part

and make Fusilli laugh.

[applause]

And now you belong to Fusilli,

like all my stars.

Ha ha ha ha ha!

[Whimpers]

COURAGE: Eustace? Muriel? Doggy?

No!

[frantic barking]

FUSILLI: Ah, doggy, you just in time...

for the greatest magic of all!

I feel a little strange.

Yeah. Me, too.

[whines]

Ha ha ha ha!

[Whimpers]

Oh, I don't feel quite myself.

[Fusilli laughing]

Is good show, no?

Hey, what you do?

That's not part of the act!

But I fix.

Aah!

[Pant pant]

What do I do? What do I do?

No one break up my act!

Heh heh heh.

[Fusilli laughs]

This is so funny.

This just tickle me!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

COURAGE: You leave her alone!

Aah! ls a Phantom!

Huh?

Is a Phantom!

Don't come near me!

Aah!

[crash]

[cough cough]

Huh?

How now, brown cow?

[applause]

Ahem.

How now, brown cow!

[applause]

Nice evening, isn't it, Eustace?

As long as it don't rain.

Stupid dog.

Ooga booga booga!

Aaaaah!

The things I do for love!

EUSTACE: Stupid dog!

Ha ha ha ha!

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