Original subtitles

We interrupt this program to bring you...

Courage the Cowardly Dog Show.

Starring Courage, the Cowardly Dog.

Abandoned as a pup, he was found by Muriel,

who lives in the middle of Nowhere

with her husband, Eustace Bagge.

But creepy stuff happens in Nowhere.

It's up to Courage to save his new home.

Stupid dog.

You made me look bad.

- Ooga Boogga Boogga! - Aahhh!

[Muriel moans]

[stomach growling]

Where's my dinner?

You were going to make hamburgers.

[moaning]

Is there a doctor in the house?

Ah, Courage, you're a dear.

Well, I--

if you ain't feeding me,

I'm going out to get me something to eat.

It would be lovely if you could bring me a scone

from the sweet stuff bakery.

[growls]

Ok.

Courage, could you go along?

He always forgets to get the right thing.

Oh! I know I'm not going to like this.

But--but--but--

Shut it. Got to get me a hamburger first.

[chuckles]

Now, where is that--

There she be.

[tires screech]

Uh! Ooh!

"Burgers-- really cheap."

That's for me.

[stomach growls]

Hungry, eh?

Stupid dog.

[slurp]

[stomach growls]

I can't wait.

[deep voice] Ho ho ho.

Welcome. Welcome to Jean Bon's--

Home of the best-looking juiciest burgers

in all of Nowhere.

I'm Jean Bon. What's your pleasure?

Excuse me. Where's the...

Behind the door.

My name's French. Well, I'm not,

but it has a nice sound-- Jean Bon. Jean Bon. Jean Bon.

Ooh, I want to eat!

What would you like?

Burger-- Big and juicy.

One burger-- Big and juicy.

[stomach growls]

What about him?

A small one, smallest you got.

[grill sizzling]

[car horn honking]

[Clank]

Weird.

[thumping]

Oh!

[gasps]

I'll hold it until he gets back.

Where's my burger?

JEAN BON: Coming right up.

Something smells fishy,

or my name is Stinky Lulu,

and thank goodness it's not.

JEAN BON: Ta-da!

Ho ho ho.

[chuckling]

Aah!

Is there anything wrong?

[gibberish]

It's my wife's special-- A head of beef.

[laughing]

[excited gibberish]

Eh?

Stupid dog.

Ooga-booga-booga!

Aah!

[chuckles]

[breathing heavily]

I know I shouldn't.

Oh! Ow!

Ow! Ooh! Ow!

JEAN BON: A mighty fine specimen,

wouldn't you say, my dear?

WOMAN: I love it. I love it.

I love it.

[Jean Bon laughs]

Delicious.

[yells]

Dear, we have a new customer.

He has...Possibilities.

[chuckles softly]

WOMAN: Mmm, mmm. Yummy.

JEAN BON: And he has the cutest little dog with him.

I know how much you've been wanting dog.

Dog. Yum.

I haven't had dog in a long, long time.

Aah!

Aah!

Y am!

Can't you see I'm eating?

[moans]

Stupid dog.

[Jean Bon laughing]

On the house.

That's mighty neighborly.

When you're done,

my wife would love to meet you.

Yeah, yeah.

Ho ho ho!

You look like you're finished.

My wife would love to meet you...

Right now.

Aah!

My wife is very fond of little dogs.

No!

[Courage speaking gibberish]

Ooh.

Aah!

Ooh! Ow! Ooh!

JEAN BON: Oh, the poor little doggie.

Aah!

[laughs]

Aah!

WOMAN: I love it. I love it. I love it.

[breathing heavily]

Too precious.

No!

Come on. Come here. Come on. We just want to have--

We want to meet. Come on. Come on over here.

Aah!

Come over here. Come on, boy.

Come on. Don't keep running around. Come on, boy.

I want you to meet my wife.

She has plans for you.

[Courage speaking gibberish]

[moans]

[laughs]

[excited gibberish]

[laughing]

WOMAN: Sweetie, did you bring me that dog?

I'm all right, my dumpling.

Here's the little dog you wanted.

WOMAN: What a cute little dog.

I could just eat him up.

Aah!

Aah!

[excited gibberish]

Get away from me.

Come here, you delicious little dog.

Aah!

WOMAN: Yummy Puppy, come to mama.

Aah!

Aah!

[breathing heavily]

Come back, you morsel, you. Oh.

[teeth chattering]

Don't worry, Courage. I'm sure Eustace is fine.

He always gets lost when I send him out for scones.

MAN: It is a true work of art.

Yes, brilliant.

I would love to feature your work

at my gallery of culinary wonders.

Mmm. Mmm.

Yes sirree, Bob.

That sure is one good-looking statue.

When can we eat it?

My wife loves it

when our customers want to eat her work,

and this is the best part. Let's dig in.

Mmm. Mmm.

I still want to sink my teeth

into that cute little dog.

COURAGE: Aah!

MURIEL: "The fresh air,

"The blue sea,

the sky forever."

Boys, we're going on vacation.

Yes!

Blah, blah, blah.

I'm not getting out of this chair.

[horn blowing]

Nope. Not getting out of this chair.

MAN ON P.A.: B-22.

B-22. Oh, my, yes.

Now, wasn't this a wonderful idea, Eustace?

Not getting out of this chair.

[moaning]

[stomach churning]

[gulps]

Ahh.

[stomach churning]

[vomiting]

[alarm]

We've lost our power.

There's something stuck in the engine,

something icky.

[laughs]

CAPTAIN: Iceberg on starboard bow!

Mayday! Mayday!

Everyone to the lifeboats.

Oh, "W-

Not getting out of this chair.

[moaning]

Aah!

No damage.

As you were.

MAN ON P.A.: 0-16.

Bingo.

COURAGE: Yes!

[alarm]

CAPTAIN: Tidal wave!

Abandon ship!

No, sir. Not getting out of this chair.

[seagulls calling]

I told you I didn't want to go.

Now look where we are. And where's my chair?

Eustace, would you forget the chair

and have a cup of tea?

[excited gibberish]

[chuckles]

The fresh air,

the blue sea, the sky forever.

EUSTACE: Blah, blah, blah. Where's my chair?

[drilling and clanking]

[moaning excitedly]

[moaning tiredly]

[growls]

Ooh. Eh?

Hello. Welcome to Klub Katz.

I'm Katz, your host.

Hello. I'm Muriel,

and this is my husband Eu--

Where's my chair?

What kind of club you running here?

A resort--5 star.

Oh, we're going to have our vacation after all.

Your accommodations await.

Can I help you with your luggage?

We don't have any.

Shipwrecked, you know?

Pity.

You must be wiped out

from your excruciating experience.

Where's my chair?

Please join me for a relaxing visit to our spa.

You will feel transformed.

[sniffing]

Yuck!

Oh.

Oh.

Leave this Island.

Oh!

Never return.

Terrible things happen here.

Aah!

I say, don't you want your root beer?

[Courage speaking excited gibberish]

Oh, Courage, you're just in time to join us at the spa.

No, no, no...

if you'd rather sunbathe,

that's fine, too.

[Courage moaning]

I'm sorry.

No dogs allowed.

Resort rules, I'm afraid.

Oh!

My kind of spa.

[excited gibberish]

Stupid dog.

[drilling and clanking]

[Muriel screaming]

THINKING: It's Muriel. She's in trouble. Oh!

[banging and screaming]

[excited gibberish]

The things I do for love.

Ooh!

MURIEL: Courage! Courage!

He") me!

Ooh!

[vehicle approaching]

Aah!

[moans]

KATZ ON P.A.: Welcome to another evening

of fine entertainment at Klub Katz.

Tonight for your enjoyment--

Eustace the wrecking ball.

[cheering]

Huh?

[Eustace laughing]

[cheering]

And the opponent--

Muriel the washing machine.

[cheering]

Oh, "W-

oh!

Eustace, you're really going over the line here.

Can't help it.

I'm a wrecking ball. I can wreck.

[Eustace laughs]

Isn't that cheeky?

And I suppose

you'll be wanting your laundry done, too.

Aah!

Aah!

Ha ha ha!

[crash]

Oh, that had to hurt.

Aha. Eustace...Now you've gone too far.

Sometimes a dog's got to do

what a dog's got to do.

I'm the only dog here.

I say, don't you want your root beer?

[burps]

Ahh. I needed that.

Thanks.

Anytime. Oh!

[menacing voice] and never return.

[clanking and drilling]

I know I'm not going to like this.

[cheering]

Oh, I love a good family brawl.

[helicopter]

EUSTACE: I've got to wreck.

Muriel, I'll save you.

Let me out of here, I say.

Oh, thank goodness. Courage!

Stupid helicopter dog.

Hey, that's my washing machine.

Hey, that's my chair.

Finders keepers.

[growling]

Oh!

Now look what you made me do.

Wrecked my chair, well, I--

You're mad!

Oh!

Stop this at once.

Oh, no!

Aah!

You need a specialist.

Oh!

I-I-I could help you.

Aah!

KATZ: No, no, please. I'll buy you a new chair.

Good god, man. Why don't you--aah!

No. Please, no. No, I'm terribly sorry.

[Eustace growling]

I'm glad we finally got to take our holiday.

Too bad Eustace couldn't join us.

Courage, you don't look so good.

Look who's talking.

Uh-oh.

[stomach churning]

Ooh!

[Courage vomits]

[sheep bleats]

EUSTACE: Stupid dog!

Ha ha ha ha!

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