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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

You're off to nursery soon to see your mates. Are you excited?

It's called preschool.

Morning.

- Where's Lisa? - In the shower.

Can you keep an eye on Lo

while I go... and speak to her?

- Sure. - And put the breakfast stuff away.

I don't understand what you're saying. Is it something fun?

- Hi, honey. - Hi.

We need to start thinking about the environment...

and shower together.

I love it when you think about the environment.

THE BONUS FAMILY

Hey...

I just wanted to say that I love you lots.

Mum?

Can you come in here? Lo's really hot.

- Feel her. - Are you hot, sweetie?

- Feel her. - Are you hot?

You are. Have you got a temperature again?

- She's just recovered. - I know.

I'll call the school, they can get a supply teacher in.

- It's fine. I can stay home with her. - No, you've got a deadline next week.

It's fine, I can stay home with Lo. I'm sick too, actually.

- You are? - Yes, I've been home with Lo all week.

- She's given it to me. - I think you're OK.

Please, let me stay home with you and take care of Lo?

I agree with Patrik. I don't think you're ill enough to stay home.

You're so mean!

- I'll take care of her, it's fine. - Are you sure? Thank you.

- Easy now. - This sofa is disgusting.

Why are we even carrying it? I'm sure it's able to walk on its own.

I've spent half of my life on it, so show some respect.

- My point exactly. - You funny guy, huh?

- Oops! - Are you OK?

- How does your mum feel about this? - I don't know.

- You haven't asked her? - No. I don't care what she thinks.

- That's mature. - A beer?

- No, I have to go. - Oh, OK.

- Are you seeing Frida? - No, I'm going to the gym.

I can't take seeing her right now. We're having a bit of a... rough time.

I told you not to hook up with her. She's a right biatch!

- You should have taken my advice. - I would, if it wasn't self-serving.

- What? - You can't empathise with other people.

- You always think about yourself, man. - I just want to give you good advice...

- Come on, I'm upset. - OK. Do you want a beer then?

I told you I'm going to the gym.

- Take it easy. - Later, man.

I've realised we can't go to Filip's for dinner tomorrow.

- Why not? - What would we do with Lo?

We'll just use one of Bianca's coupons. "Look after Lo."

Clever.

I thought you had a table booked. Shouldn't you get going?

Yeah.

You don't feel like going?

Sure I am, it'll be lovely.

Can't wait to see if Katja can keep up appearances during a dinner with her ex.

They stopped seeing each other a year ago. Surely she's over him.

- Maybe. - Is his new girlfriend coming?

I don't think so. Are you jealous because you're not invited?

Yes, really jealous. No, I'm just curious.

I don't think so. But it would have been interesting.

Just try to enjoy yourself as much as you can.

At a dinner with Katja? I'm sure it'll be thoroughly enjoyable.

If she starts criticising you, ignore her. Just let it go.

- I will. - Don't let her get under your skin.

- This is Wille's night. - Absolutely. I promise.

- Good. - Thank you.

You're welcome.

Dad, we have to go.

We won't be late back.

Great to have Henrik join us. Tell me, do you speak a lot?

- Don't look at me. - I'm asking William.

- You look incredibly happy. - I'm just happy about meeting his friend.

- It's great. You must think so as well. - Yes, I'm looking forward to it.

Wonderful idea, William.

How often do you see each other?

Not that often, but we're close, and his girlfriend's really funny...

His girlfriend? Great. Is she coming too?

I don't think so. My voucher wouldn't cover her meal too.

Hi. Sorry I'm late.

That's OK. Hiya.

- How about if I sit here? - Sure.

- Hey, buddy. - Hey.

I think we should order now.

I'm having a burger with caramelised onion and bacon.

- Are you repainting the place as well? - No, are you crazy?

I can't. My mum would go mental if I did any painting.

- But she knows you're doing it up? - No.

- You know what my mum is like. - Are you joking?

You don't even pay rent. It's her house. You've thrown her furniture out.

I mean, she'll notice I've bought a sofa when she comes over.

I think you would benefit from behaving a bit more adult towards her.

Right. What brought that on?

You're still very much a kid around her.

She's still very much a mum around you.

- All right, what's the problem? - It's about respect.

If you want Bianca and Eddie to respect you, you have to respect her.

- OK, thanks for the advice, Mum. - Oh, please.

I'm serious.

It just feels like I came out and was instantly bombarded with criticism.

"You're rubbish, Martin." I felt like the worst person in the world.

It's because I like you.

- I like you too. - Good.

Maybe I can tell you something that's been annoying me?

You're so bloody mature all the time, saying all this sensible stuff.

Be a bit childish and down your beer. Act like a normal human being.

- Stop being obnoxious. - I'm not.

- Listen to me. - No, you should listen to me.

I'm not listening.

I hear you.

- Is this some kind of sales trick? - Self-service?

Seeing that doesn't make me hungrier.

It's self-service, but they still charge normal prices to make money.

Is this Patrik the communist talking?

It's an analysis. The prices indicate there should be a waiter...

It's not a valid analysis. The moment you walk in, you see what kind of place it is.

- What are you having? - The same as you, but without cheddar.

- Without cheddar? - Yes, it's too much cheese.

I think mine's a winner.

- I want the other flavours to come out. - I'm not sure it works like that.

- I'm sure yours will taste nice. - You'll try mine, and I'll try yours.

- Caramelised onion for the win. - I love that.

I'm having... food as well.

Food? Glad you're having food.

What the hell?

Hi. What...?

- Oh, sorry! I'll go. - What's happened?

Sorry. You keep shagging. I'll wait in the garden so you can finish.

Stop it! I'm worried.

Can you tell me what's happened?

- I need to speak to you. - Go on then.

- Finish what you're doing first. - Stop it. Let's talk in the kitchen.

- Let's have a chat. - I love you. Thank you.

OK. Do you want a drink?

I've got something to tell you, a suggestion.

- A suggestion? - Yes.

I know you don't have enough time, and that I take up too much of it.

Sweetie, we're busy sometimes, but we always focus...

Let William speak.

- What do you mean? - I can stay with you every third week.

What are you talking about? Every third week?

- Yes, and every third week with Henrik. - With Henrik?

Yes.

Hey, listen...

I think we've... You've misunderstood me.

We've been talking about two different things.

I'm incredibly proud and happy that you've even considered

living with us, I really am.

But I thought you meant having a sleepover on the weekend sometimes.

Just now and again.

- No, that's not what I meant. - OK.

But I think your parents already feel that it's not enough

to see you only every other weekend.

No, I really don't think so.

Something always comes up, and I always have to adapt and stay somewhere else.

I don't really think it matters...

- William! That's not entirely accurate. - Yes, pretty much.

I've had a bit of a difficult autumn with Branco and everything,

but when that finished, I focused on you.

I don't know what it's been like at Patrik's...

It's been fine. What do you mean?

I don't know what's normal at yours, nobody tells me anything.

Maybe William can tell me?

I can understand if you've felt a bit left out

because it's been tricky for Lisa and me to work things out. That happens when...

That happens when you have kids, and there will be more...

No, of course there won't be any more kids!

We've only just had one!

We were going to... Shut up!

Patrik, I'm asking you to please act like an adult.

Can you act like one too? You're interrupting Dad,

and you're always on his case. Please.

If that's how you feel, William,

that's terrible, and I'm so, so, sorry.

From now on, your dad and I will give you all the focus that you need.

We love you so much, and I don't really want to be away from you at all.

- You must understand that. - But I want to live with Henrik.

- Why isn't that up to me? - Hey, sweetie...

I know things have been chaotic at home,

and Lisa and I have been struggling to make all the pieces fit together.

I might have taken you for granted. It's because you're so mature and sensible.

I thought you could manage on your own, and I understand if you...

I'll do better. I promise.

It's OK, Dad. I understand,

but I still want to have one week with Henrik. Why isn't that up to me?

How about we agree to think about it and sort something out?

- I have to speak to Camilla as well. - Fine.

Don't worry. She can be difficult, you know that too.

But she keeps avoiding me!

- Have you asked her why? - She doesn't want to talk about it!

No, but tell her that she has to listen.

She'll get angry, and then she'll calm down. It works every time.

I know her, but I've never seen her like this.

She's going to leave me, I know it!

No. Of course she won't.

- Where would she go? - Where the hell do you think?

Yeah, well... Damn it, I was in a good mood.

It's too much.

- Why didn't he speak to me first? - It's not that easy. He's an introvert.

What is Henrik thinking, having such a close relationship with someone's child?

- It's dodgy, he's dodgy. - You don't think that...

No! Why didn't William speak to me or Katja first?

It might be easier to talk to a grown-up who isn't your parent.

- Henrik being there for him is great. - I should be there! I'm his dad.

I'm the one's he's...

- Mum? Have you finished thinking? - Finished thinking?

Yes. Can I stay with Henrik sometimes?

No, I have to think about that for a bit longer.

There's something I don't really understand.

- Why are your feelings more important? - What do you mean?

When you get divorced, we just have to accept it.

You get new partners, and once we've started to like our bonus parents,

it could all just end.

And then your feelings are the only ones that matter.

But it would be weird if... If you're not in love with someone any more,

you might not want to see that person every day,

even if you know that your children might want you to.

You don't have to be together, but you don't have to stop seeing each other.

No, of course... you don't have to.

That's what I feel has happened, so it makes sense for me to see Henrik.

- Hi, Dad. - Hi, sweetie. How are you?

I'm good.

All right. Listen...

Would you like to do something tomorrow, just the two of us?

Yes.

Great. How about I pick you up after breakfast, around 11?

OK.

Great.

Hey... I love you, sweetie.

I love you too.

Oh, my God. What has he done?

- Hi. - What's the sofa doing on the trailer?

What have you done with my stuff?

- Why did you take everything out? - Because I'm getting rid of it.

It's broken, it's crap, I don't want it.

The dust bunnies in here were the size of poodles.

You've thrown away my furniture?

Only the broken stuff. The rest is in the basement.

It can't all be broken! Is all of that broken?

- Yes, the sofa's 100 years old! - What the hell have you chucked?

I don't know. I didn't make a fucking list, I just chucked it.

It's just stuff, calm down.

- What? - I need some air.

Go outside and get some fresh air. Go breathe in the garden.

There's an abundance of air there.

And then go home. You're here all the bloody time.

What the hell are you doing? Mum?

I'll call...

I'm calling my mum...

Shit! Mum!

Who the hell am I supposed to call?

How do you call an ambulance, Mum? I'll call...

What's your emergency?

Hi. My mum's collapsed.

It's so cool. This buoy generates power to the pendulum that provides energy.

It's incredible.

I was thinking... Maybe we should do something together once a week.

But you know I don't like sports.

That's true. I guess sports make it hard to talk properly too.

What about this one? Look.

Wind power. The fan starts the turbine, and it generates energy.

Maybe we should tick off all the museums? One a week. We haven't done that in years.

- Remember... What was it? The Nordic. - Yes, but it wasn't that much fun.

OK, let's skip that one then.

Tell me, what's your favourite museum? We could go there.

I don't like museums.

Right, OK.

- Shall we just go find a cafe then? - Yes!

OK. It doesn't matter what we do as long as you and I

spend some quality time together once a week.

We can just lie on the sofa and fart for an hour if we want to.

That sounds like a lot of fun.

Thanks.

- Lovely. - Yes, it's great.

Well...

- Yours looks good. Can we share? - No! Absolutely not.

We should really stay home when the mood is this nice.

That's because they know we're going out!

- No parents around, awesome. - True.

It'll do us good to see some people.

- Right, I'm ready. Chop, chop. - All right.

- This will be delicious. - When is it ready?

Chill out, it's ready when it's ready.

We're leaving. Call if you need to.

The best Christmas present ever, thank you.

Bye, sweetie.

- Lisa, are you coming? - Bye. Have a nice time.

- Bye, my darlings. - Mum?

Right. There you go.

Bye, sweetie.

I'm really sorry about the sofa.

I should have talked to you first. I can put the old one back in.

What are you talking about? You sound insane.

- It works fine for me. - But it didn't, Martin.

The new one's too firm anyway. I can't sit on it.

God, you're such a liar, and a bad one at that. I don't believe you.

I don't care about the sofa. I'll bring the old one back in.

- I don't care about it either. - That's not true.

Your heart stopped. You could have...

It's not just the sofa. It's the whole... I'm...

It's been difficult with...

It's difficult for me to live with Gugge.

She's too much for me. It's too cramped, in my soul and for my body.

There's too much stuff, and she questions everything...

- I get it. - It's too much.

Have you told her that?

I can't! You know what she's like. She'll make a fuss and start crying.

- Is she alive? - Oh, here she is.

Darling! Look at you.

- How are you? - I'm fine. It's OK.

- Calm down. - My hero! What if you hadn't been there?

What if you hadn't found her? I never would have seen you again.

- Look at your lovely earrings. - Darling! Don't you understand?

- Everything's fine. - I could have lost you.

You smell nice. And you're wearing your nice scarf.

Do we pay her more because it's Saturday?

No, but on a weeknight, she might have been in anyway.

- It wasn't mentioned in the gift, was it? - I have no idea.

What sort of message does that send? Her Christmas gift to us is watching Lo,

and she still gets paid to do it.

- Does it matter? - It's a bit weird.

OK, then I'll deduct 200 kronor from her pocket money.

No, she won't agree to that. You gave her the money.

- Sorry, it was a mistake. - It was.

Sorry. I won't do it again. Let's have a nice time.

You're here! I was hoping it would be you.

- I thought it was the others, but... Hi! - Some flowers.

Really? Jesus Christ, for me?

No one's given me flowers since 1972.

Aperol with a bit of Prosecco. It's trendy right now.

Cheers. It's amazing to see you again. It's lovely to see you so strong again.

You've been through so much. I'm so impressed and proud.

It's like you were on a bloody motorbike, speeding right into the desert.

And I was in the sidecar, just watching.

Someone would throw a spanner in the works, and the engine would be coughing.

Everyone said: "What will happen? Will they survive? Will they fry in the sun?"

And you made it. You tinkered with it, and the engine started. Off you went.

The sun is shining. You're so bloody great.

Cheers. Cheers, honey.

He's actually been very supportive.

- So you've been talking quite a lot? - Yes...

- There you go. - Thank you.

- I figured an Italian would be suitable. - Mille grazie.

Fucking hell!

- Hi. - These are my friends Ylva and Jan.

This is my dear friend Patrik and his snazzy wife Lisa.

- Hi. - I'll get you some drinks.

- Hello. - Hi.

- How do we handle this? - Well, that's up to you.

If you don't want us to, we won't say anything.

Aperol. It's trendy right now.

My glass is... by the door. Hold on.

Cheers, my dear friends. It's so lovely seeing you all.

I'm not a mind reader, you know.

No, but if I told you straight, you'd just be upset.

What you're doing right now is worse, keeping it all inside.

- That's easy for you to say. - It's not that hard for you either.

Just decide to say what you're thinking and feeling.

But when you say exactly what you think and what you feel,

someone will still be hurt and feel bad.

Even if you told me that you didn't...

that you didn't love me any more, it would still be better than this.

What kind of crap is that? I've never said I don't love you.

- But you didn't want to live with me. - That's different.

I'm saying I can't live with you because we clash.

You must feel that too. It's like there's no space.

We had more space before.

We didn't clash. You could go somewhere else.

It was easier, and we could even miss each other.

- Don't you agree? - OK.

I love you, you old bitch.

- But you don't want to live with me. - Stop it, we've talked about that.

I'd marry you if that helped.

- What? Did you just propose to me? - No.

- Yes, you did. - Yes, a little bit.

I'm saying yes! I love you!

Don't cry. With this, I thee wed.

Put that on.

OK, good. Is everything all right?

Yeah, Lo's being good.

Great, talk to you later. I love you.

- I love you. - Kisses.

I got to know Ylva and Jan when they were teaching a course.

It was so bloody fascinating. What was it called? Love and War?

Almost. Relationships and Challenges.

It's a workshop for companies and organisations in the public sector.

OK. So you work as a couple then?

Yes. We've come up with a method for participants to reflect on problems

that might occur between the boss and the employee.

Many people don't realise that every workplace has a power structure

that can be quite an important component.

- Who has the power in your workplace? - Me.

Really?

It was a joke, Jan.

- OK, really funny. - Of course it's funny.

Ylva jokes that she's got the power over you, and you can't handle it.

So we understand immediately that it must be true.

- Or it's not. - But if it wasn't, you might've laughed.

- But you didn't laugh. Nobody did. - I laughed.

- I laughed a lot. - Only because things got awkward.

- Why are you laughing? - You've got a weird sense of humour.

You've got a weird sense of humour. The foundation is a strange atmosphere,

and then you try to puncture that by laughing.

Then the bubble bursts. That's what a lot of people do, like me,

but you, what you're laughing at,

Jan's simple, moronic observation about my sense of humour...

It's very strange that you responded to that.

Now things really are awkward. Nice.

- Well... More wine, anyone? - Please.

It's empty. I'll get some more.

Hi. It all looks the same here. I've got you some coffee.

I was thinking that...

You could live with me every other week if you wanted to...

As long as we get married, you can do whatever the hell you want.

- Are you serious? - Of course I am.

Could you stand having me there? Your heart might stop as well.

Maybe. But I can stay with Tessan a bit more, like every other week.

I'll come home to wash my clothes.

You can wash my clothes and cook for me. You know, back to normal.

- What do you say? - I want a summer wedding.

But I'm so excited now, I don't care. But we need nice clothes...

Calm down. Nothing big, and no church wedding. We'll have a small wedding.

- But we have to have a party. - Of course.

- And not in that dark basement. - I didn't say that.

There's something in-between.

Ylva and Jan are primarily couples counsellors.

- That's the foundation of our business. - How exciting. Tell us!

- We're bound by confidentiality. - That's not what I meant.

I'm curious. You must get couples that you know ought to break up,

but who keep coming back, going over the same old things.

- What do you do, keep a straight face? - You have to be professional.

Sometimes, it feels pointless.

So you never just tell them to get divorced?

I might have thought about it.

- Is it OK...? - Sure.

- Lisa and Patrik had counselling. - What are you going to say?

- It's nothing to be ashamed of... - We don't have to talk about that.

- That's not... You asked if I was OK. - Ylva and Jan are...

- It feels sort of private. - I won't bring up your old problems.

OK, good.

The funny thing was that you thought your therapists were terrible.

- You said they were narrow-minded. - No.

It's funny to talk about it now, but it wasn't fun for you.

Narrow-mindedness is an awful quality in a counsellor.

But that's not how I felt.

You wanted different counsellors. I distinctly remember you saying so.

- You wanted to find better ones. - That's not unusual at all.

You turn your frustration towards your therapist

instead of dealing with your own shitty situation.

But that wasn't the case here. You don't know Lisa and Patrik.

We're talking about real amateurs here, so finding different ones was advisable.

Of course, definitely. It's really important

to be honest with your therapists.

- Otherwise, it's a waste of time. - Yes, completely pointless.

- Futile. - Yes, it's money down the drain.

Coffee, dessert?

- I thought you wanted to take the bus. - But it's nice to get some fresh air.

It's super cold, honey. Come here.

So you weren't happy with us?

Yes, I was really happy.

It was a bit tough at times of course, but I was happy.

- Was anything in particular bad for you? - No.

I'm not such a rubbish therapist that I can't see that you're unhappy...

Please, Jan... Lisa, let's go.

Take care. Bye.

God, what did you expect him to say?

- Are you really that needy? - Yes.

THREE WEEKS LATER

- Wow, you look amazing! - No, I look like a pig's testicle.

No, you're a lovely-looking pig's testicle.

Aren't you going to change?

No, I can't play Laserdome in a suit, you get super sweaty.

Wille is doing something that makes you sweat?

Do you know what's incredible? Katja's coming too.

Mum, Lo's pooed!

- Is he coming back with you afterwards? - No, he's sleeping over at Henrik's.

I said it was OK. He's driving him to school in the morning.

- What about this one? - That's what I was going to suggest.

You haven't seen me in this one, it's new. You're lying.

You have something similar, right? You'll be a cute pig's testicle.

- Lovely. - Patrik, can you change her nappy?

Hello. Sorry I'm late.

- It's OK. - This will be fun.

Let's do this.

- I look lovely. - I'm not done yet.

What, I'll be even lovelier? What are you doing?

- Put these in. - What? Wow!

Hello! You're so sweet I could eat you! I'm a monster!

Make sure she comes down! What's she doing?

She doesn't want to see you before the ceremony, it's tradition!

Bloody hell.

Hello! Welcome.

- We've met before. - That's right.

Hello?

- What are you doing? - We're on different teams!

- That was uncalled-for! - You have to hide. Hide!

William, it's Mum!

Right. What do I do now?

Hello. How did it go?

Patrik killed me 23 times. Nice gesture considering I'm the mother of his child.

You're an easy victim.

- Look, William only killed me 4 times. - Where are we eating?

Camilla's cooking, so if you're ready, we should go.

- Sure. - OK. Bye.

Do you want to go to a wedding reception?

No, thanks. I don't think so.

I'm going home to have a bath, have a glass of red wine, and watch a film.

- Take care. - You too.

- Thanks for today. - Likewise.

Birgitta Sofia Johansson,

do you take Gunvor Elisabeth Åhgren to be your wedded wife?

I do.

And I'm asking you, Gunvor Elisabeth Åhgren,

do you take Birgitta Sofia Johansson to be your wedded wife?

- I bloody well do! - What?

- I do, I do! - The rings, please.

What?

Jesus, that's elaborate. You'll have to sell parts of it later.

You won't be able to do the washing-up with this on!

- There's a ring left. - Great.

- Ow! - I now pronounce you wife and wife.

Congratulations!

- Hello. Mind if I squeeze past? - Sure.

Hey, honey?

Who do you think should carry who over the threshold?

- Are you insane? - What?

I'm staying here this week, and you're staying at yours.

- What are you on about? Are you crazy? - Keep it down!

Please! We've agreed that I'll stay here every other week.

- It's our bloody wedding day! - I'm not thick, I know that.

- You are! We're sleeping at mine. - I know.

I'll sort it out and swap for another day.

But then we have to get into the routine that we've agreed on.

- Yes, later, but tonight... - Don't shout! People can hear you.

They're busy talking. Are you listening?

Hi.

-How's it been? - It was lovely, really lovely.

What?

Hold on a second.

Are you ill? Did you eat something that didn't agree with you?

No.

No. It's not that.

Are we talking...?

- Wow! - Yes, we're talking wow.

Wow.

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