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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

Thanks.

Oh, my.

- Here's your receipt. - Thank you.

- Have a nice evening. - Cheers.

- Hello, Ingemar. - Hi. Are you here?

- Yes, I live here. - Yes, but I thought you and Patrik had...

That Patrik...

We're separated. I live here, and he lives with the neighbour.

- In the house across the street. - Okay...

- I guess I'll go there, then. - Okay...

THE BONUS FAMILY

- I thought you kicked her out. - No one was kicked out...

Wait. No coffee for me. I won't be able to sleep. Just water.

Sure.

It's a nice place. Nice and quiet, right?

I'm glad I had this option.

- It's a bit lonely, but... - I assumed that. That's why I came.

When your mum and I separated, I felt so lonely. I was lucky to have you.

- But we haven't separated. - So you said. You just needed time apart.

Yes, we...

- We're very different. - Yes, you are.

She has this "everything will be fine" mentality, and I worry about the mortgage.

She's terrible at setting boundaries.

I think we have...

We have very different definitions of honesty.

What are you saying? Is she lying to you?

She's not lying, but...

- She keeps things from me. - Falsus in uno, falsus in omnibus.

"False in one thing, false in everything." Lies spread like a disease.

- They infect everything eventually. - It's not that I don't trust her.

When I realised your mum kept things from me, I broke it off immediately.

- She'd met someone else, Dad. - Yes. Just like Lisa.

- What? - When she met you, she was still married.

That's not the same.

It tells you something about character.

Can I have a sandwich?

Sure.

- Hi. - Hi. Baby delivery.

Hi, sweetie.

Do you know what time you'll be home?

I'm not sure.

It would help me plan a little.

Do you have to be somewhere? I can adapt.

No. It's fine.

Okay.

- Hi, Ingemar. - Hi.

- Have a nice day. - You, too. Bye.

- Good morning. - Hi.

- I'm sorry if I woke you up. - That's okay.

I'm just happy to stay here. Otherwise I'd be out on the street.

Poor Lisa can't be feeling well.

You don't feel that great when you've kicked out your own sister.

Right?

Are things still rough?

Stop it! I don't want to talk to anyone about this. Okay?

- Okay. - Thank you.

- You sound like your mum, by the way. - I have to go.

- You're not having your sandwich? - No.

Hi. Hi, sweetie.

Hi.

Can we please talk? Bianca...

I've tried to get in touch... Hey...

I really miss you. I just want to know that you're okay.

Stop it! Okay?

A CHRISTMAS CELEBRATION IN SUNDBYBERG

Hi! Great to see you.

You, too. Long time.

I wanted to ask if you want to come...

I made the decorations for this Christmas fair.

- You did? - Yes.

- Hi. - Hi! Hi, Bigge.

Did you hear that, Bigge? Lisa made the Christmas decorations in the square.

You did? We'll have to have a look.

I just love Christmas decorations.

Would you give Bianca an invitation, too?

You probably meet her more often than I do, at this point.

Come in. Let's talk.

I thought Martin and I had made the decision together.

We became a family. Me, Martin, Eddie and Bianca.

We chose not to think about that bit too much.

- It's that way sometimes. - Why is this surfacing now?

- Did Martin do something? - Don't ask her about personal stuff.

Let Lisa decide what to tell us. Don't behave like a gossip reporter.

You read gossip magazines, too.

- I don't ask friends about juicy gossip. - This is not gossip.

- It is! - No!

- Please. - You heard her. Shut up. Chill out.

- She needs help and support. - And she gets it.

Help and love...

- Thanks. - Bianca will come back.

Just give her some time.

Let me know within 24 hours. That way, I can guarantee the price.

- No problem. It's sold. - Yeah, right.

- She got a great deal. - She's not coming back.

Of course she will.

That's as likely as Frida breaking up with her boyfriend. You're so naive.

Live like a monk if you want to, but let others get some love.

- Hi. - Hi!

- Bye. Customer. - Hello.

- How are you? - Good. And you?

Good.

Do you need something? Do you want to borrow some money?

- No. Can you pick up some stuff at Mum's? - No.

Just two sweaters and a jacket.

I can't take the bike there with one arm.

- You don't bicycle with your arms. - Funny.

- Please. I don't want to talk to her. - Me neither.

I'm freezing to death in this jacket.

Fine.

- Thanks. - No, thank you.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hi, sweetie. - Go to Mummy.

- I hope I'm not too late. - No problem.

- I just wanted to plan our day. - Okay. So, what did you get up to?

We... We were going to...

We've been out walking. Spending time together. Having coffee.

- Great. Is Ingemar still here? - He's meeting William.

By the way, where did we put the Christmas things?

They're in the attic, in a box marked "Christmas".

Oh, how clever. Bye.

- Here you are, looking at naked men. - Hi!

- Hi. - Hi! Hi, buddy.

Hi. - Hi, Ingemar.

Glad you could make it, Katja.

I haven't been here since all of us were here together.

Really?

You were still just a baby.

I can't believe people lived like this.

Hey, I'm sorry for asking...

- Are you living with someone now? - No, I'm not, thank God.

Why is that? You're pleasant, clever... beautiful.

Why, thank you, but I'm happier this way.

- I wouldn't say no to some food, though. - I'd like that.

William! Let's go find something to eat.

- Do you need help? - No, I'm fine.

- Can I open it? - Yes. In the kitchen.

- Can you take Lo? - Yes.

Here.

- Patrik? - Yes.

I spotted a roe deer. I've been for a run. I scared it away.

It panicked. The roe deer. I have to go shower.

Hi. This is Stefan Järleskog from the school.

I was wondering if you could come in tomorrow for a chat?

At nine o'clock.

It's about the vice principal position you applied for, needless to say.

I hope to see you then. Bye.

- Hi. - Hi. Are you going out?

- Yes. I'm going to Olga's. - But I made you favourite. Lasagna.

- Sounds great, but I have to go. - Is your dad home?

- No. - It'll taste just as good tomorrow.

- Thanks. - The Christmas fair starts tomorrow.

- Join us, if you like. - No, thanks.

You know where I am, if you change your mind. Bye.

Bye.

I'll get it.

- Hi. - Hi.

- Am I interrupting? - No, come in.

Bianca wanted me to pick up some clothes.

Oh. What clothes?

Winter clothes. It's cold.

There was a hoodie or something.

- Hi! - Hello.

- How are you? - Great.

- Good to see you. - Did you see my self-portrait?

- No. - You have to see it. Come on.

- Damn, you're talented! - I know.

- Great genes. - They're not my genes. I can't draw.

I know. You suck. You have to see my moon landscape.

It's the perfect combo. It's absolutely brilliant.

Go get it.

So, she didn't want to come here herself?

No. I tried to persuade her, but no.

Okay.

Could you stay and talk? Would you mind?

Okay.

Thanks.

- This was really nice. - You'll have to visit more often.

I'd love to.

Patrik hit the jackpot when he met you, but then he screwed it up.

Patrik and I were on the same page.

But I wasn't on that page.

I'm sorry. I have to take this.

- Hi. - She's something else, your mum.

Thanks, but... Don't you like Lisa?

I don't really know Lisa. I don't know if your dad does either.

- They're married, after all. - Yes, they are, but...

Do you think they'll get divorced?

It's hard to know.

- It's a grown-up decision. - Sounds great. Bye.

Maybe not.

It's great that he's doing something creative.

This whole painting thing... I think he's great at it.

That's great. It's a shame he spends all that time on the iPad.

- Maybe he shouldn't do that so much. - Right.

Maybe he should have some paintbrushes and paint at home.

I'm off to bed. I'm knackered.

- I'll tuck you in soon. - Can't you do it?

Of course I can.

No problem. Come on.

Like old times.

He's asleep. That was quick. As usual.

Are you okay?

Everything's so hard.

Yeah. It'll pass.

No, it won't.

It never ends. I can't take it anymore.

- I'm sorry. - Come here. It's okay.

I'm afraid...

that Bianca won't want to come back to me.

- Of course she will. - It doesn't feel like it.

She does want to.

Thank you for listening to me.

What?

- What was that about? - I got...

- I got emotional. - But seriously, no.

What?

I don't know.

We were drinking wine and having a nice time. I thought...

Old feelings surfaced.

Things have been very hard.

I just felt that maybe we should...

That we should try again.

- No. - But we...

We had a good thing going.

You and Patrik broke up.

We've separated. We haven't broken up.

- You and me won't get back together. - Fine.

- Ever again. Never. - That's fine.

- Do you understand? - Yes. I mean it.

That's fine. I'm sorry. It was...

Are these all her things?

Bye.

Bianca?

- Hi. - Hi.

- Are you having a nightcap? - Yeah.

Would you like one?

Definitely.

When I lived in London I called it a nightshot. I couldn't remember the name.

- Here's a nightshot. - Nice.

Perfect.

Cheers.

Are you cold? Are you going to wear that? Did the nightshots cool you down?

No...

Fuck.

It's like having a straitjacket.

Shit!

- What's going on? - What?

What are you doing?

- I broke some eggs. - At least I hear when you come home.

- When did you come home? - Just now.

Has Emma moved out?

No, why?

- She's not on the couch. - She's probably around somewhere.

- I'm going back to bed. - Can't you help me, please?

No, I have to sleep. I'm exhausted.

Thank you!

What the hell is that noise?

- It's my phone. - Shut it off. It sounds...

Hey...

No.

What's wrong?

It just doesn't feel right.

It did yesterday.

Yeah, I was drunk. I...

Seriously? I haven't heard that excuse in 25 years.

Adults usually know what they want and take responsibility.

But it's...

And adults usually have a place to stay and a job when they're in their 40s.

- At least I don't live with my mum. - No, you live with my mum.

When are you going to grow up? Never?

You're fucking pathetic. You have a great family and people who love you.

- Except for Lisa, who fucks things up. - Please.

You'll have to talk shit about Lisa somewhere else.

I'm not, but don't worry. I'm leaving.

Take care.

- Good morning. - Morning.

- Emma moved out. - Okay. Good.

Was she that bad?

Yes. She was talking about mum all the time.

- I couldn't take it. - But is it okay if I talk about her?

- About Mum? - Yes.

She feels really bad.

- Should I feel sorry for her? - No...

Yes, a little.

I haven't been this angry with anyone before. I was so pissed off at her.

I felt bad.

And scared.

Of what?

I was scared of...

of losing you.

That you wouldn't want to be with me.

I think I realised yesterday that your mum is also afraid of that.

There are a thousand ways to look at it, but she doesn't want to hurt anyone.

- But she did lie. - She did.

I guess she thought she told me.

I was young and was having a kid. I couldn't take it in.

She lied to me, too.

Yeah...

I don't think she realised that. You understand?

When you were born, you were all that mattered.

We love you. We didn't think about that at all.

Have you forgiven her?

Yeah...

I guess so.

When can I visit Dad?

When he moves back home, I guess. He can't keep living with his neighbour.

But granddad lives there.

But he's just there to help. Isn't he?

He thinks Dad and Lisa are getting divorced.

- Did he say that? - Sort of. Do you think so?

You shouldn't think things about people.

Stop listening to your granddad. Go and get dressed. We need to get going.

- Hi! - Hi.

- I'm picking up Lo. - I thought Patrik was coming.

No, it's me.

She's been crying a bit.

She hasn't slept well. She might be getting ill.

- Could you tell him that? - I'm taking care of her this morning.

Okay.

Patrik is having a job interview at the school.

- The principal position? - It's just vice-principal.

- So he did apply for that job? - He did.

Right.

This is the second interview, so it's probably a done deal.

- Thanks. Was there anything else? - Yes.

Could you give this to Patrik? It's a Christmas fair I've helped with.

Decorations... I helped them out. Remind Patrik about...

- I'll tell him that. - Okay.

Sweetie.

- There. When do you want her back? - Whenever you want to.

Bye.

Nice of you to come.

Your colleagues tell me that you're a popular teacher.

Yes, I like it here.

Great.

Since we don't know each other, I'll let their words,

as well as this personality test, decide.

It's an efficient way of getting to know applicants.

Well, I...

I've never done one of these tests, but it was rewarding. It was interesting.

Great.

This is a summary of your test results.

See for yourself. The large blue area indicates that you're an administrator.

You're very good at taking care of complicated tasks.

Scheduling and quick, creative solutions.

You're also very loyal and a leader.

It's scary how accurate these tests are. More people should use these.

There are some negative aspects.

You're not very diplomatic or flexible.

You're also not very humble.

- I'm not sure I agree with that. - No?

Of course, everyone has...

things they need to work on. I'm not sure...

Unfortunately, these aren't good qualities for a vice-principal, so...

We'll keep looking.

Okay.

Patrik, I understand if this is depressing.

I just want to say that you seem like a great teacher.

You can really handle these troublesome kids.

You're well structured. You're doing a great job.

I'm looking forward to that, this spring.

But when it comes to relationships with adults... Teachers and other staff...

That's more challenging.

- But I'm glad you came to talk to us. - That's...

- It was great to get to take the test. - Cool.

Hi!

Hi.

Don't you have school?

No. I have a home assignment.

Oh...

This thing...

It's tonight, right?

Yes. It's... It's tonight.

Can I see the decorations before?

Yes. Yes, of course.

I can see a principal.

And he's really sharp...

But, what...?

What's wrong? Hey. How did it go?

- It went to hell. - What do you mean?

- I need a shower. - What's this?

Patrik!

- "Inflexible." He doesn't even know you. - The test showed it.

That's absurd. Who relies on an internet test when they're hiring people?

Many people, nowadays.

- Unacceptable. - I don't know.

- How many years have you given them? - It doesn't matter.

Is this how they reward hard work and commitment? That's crazy.

They did the test because he didn't know me personally.

What kind of an idiot thinks like that?

- No one you want to work for, right? - You don't know who I want to work for.

- It's obvious that he's out of his mind. - You don't know him, Dad.

Still you have a clear opinion about him. Just like with Lisa.

- You said yourself that she's a liar. - No, you said that.

You're confusing my marriage with yours and Mum's failed damn marriage.

You're still bitter about her leaving you 20 years ago.

- Patrik... - It's pathetic. You're pathetic, Dad!

It shows that you're not diplomatic, humble or flexible.

- You have problems with relationships! - Don't be rude.

- It's true. Look at the bloody pie chart! - Patrik.

Hello.

Hi, Björn.

What...? This is my dad.

Oh. Is he helping you water the plants?

Exactly. He... You said you wanted it to look like someone lived here.

And you've done a damn good job!

- Is that my robe? - Yes.

Yes, maybe you want it back.

I'm naked underneath. I can wash it first.

You do that!

I had planned to make it a bit more modern, but...

- It looks festive. - Really? I wanted it to stand out.

- How's it going? - Not great, but I'll solve it.

Okay.

Are those the last lights, or are there more?

I'm sorry. Where were we?

It felt so wrong that they had hired

some damn consultant and a computer decided whether I was good for the job.

I got really angry, and then I felt embarrassed.

Because I wasn't good enough. Then I came home...

"Home." I live with my neighbour.

Or used to. I don't know where to go now.

But when I got there and met my dad...

I realised I'm a person that I'm not always...

proud of.

What is it about yourself you're not proud of?

When I...

become my dad.

I've seen his bad traits all my life.

I can't understand how...

traits that you dislike so much can suddenly become part of you.

It's important that you're aware of these traits.

Only then can you start dealing with them.

How do you feel, Lisa? What does this mean to you?

It makes me happy to hear you...

say this. But I don't agree with everything.

I don't think you and Ingemar are that similar.

Ingemar is an old fart. You're not.

You're amazing. Most of the time.

That judgmental tunnel vision of his...

I'm the same.

How do you feel, when you hear Patrik say things like this?

What would it mean to you, if he managed to change?

I think we could...

have something good together.

Or what do you mean?

I'm just thinking how you've found it difficult to tell Patrik the truth.

You've found it difficult

to really show what you think and how you feel.

Maybe that has to do with how you think Patrik will react.

If he tries to change that,

maybe you can try to be more honest about what you think and what you do.

Yeah...

Maybe.

Men have such a hard time seeing their own flaws.

Something bad has to happen for them to understand. It's incredible.

That's the whole point of being an alpha male.

Have you ever seen a self-critical alpha male? It's an oxymoron.

I like self-critical men. I find that a lot more interesting.

You like psychos, too. That's an odd quality for a woman to have.

Who besides yourself are you referring to?

Horace Engdahl of the Swedish Academy, writer P.C. Jersild...

I think Patrik has made some progress.

Yes, he has. There's hope yet for mankind.

Hello. Hi.

What are you doing? What are you up to?

I guess I'll start unpacking.

- Okay. - If you're okay with that.

Hi.

Mum!

In the bedroom.

Hi! What are you doing here?

Well I... I live here.

- Is Wille going to live here, too? - Not yet. But soon.

- Aren't you mad at each other anymore? - No.

We're not mad at each other.

I think that part of the problem...

was the fact that Patrik is a bit of a control freak.

And I'm not good at dealing with conflicts.

Weren't you the one who said we should tell the truth?

Not everything.

Mum!

- We're off to the Christmas fair, right? - Yes. In a minute.

- When's that? - Now. I have to go and prepare things.

Why don't we go there together?

Lo's sleeping. We haven't bathed or fed her yet.

- We can find something for her there. - That's not very...

We...

We can give her something to eat when we get there.

- Okay? - Thank you.

I have to take care of some things. Can you feed her?

- What is there to eat around here? - Sausages, maybe. You'll find something.

Okay.

- These look delicious. How much...? - 20 kronor.

Put it on my mum's tab. She arranged all this.

Where's she? Hey!

What an amazing job she's done!

Hey, look.

- Biggan! Angels. - Do you have to buy things right away?

- Beautiful. - Let's look around a bit.

- They could run out. - No, they won't. Give it a rest!

- But I want them. - Buy whatever you want.

Hi, mum.

Hi!

I'm so happy you came.

- It looks really nice. - We'll light this soon.

Hi.

- I'll have some mulled wine. - 20 kronor.

- Here you go. - Thanks.

Three, two, one...

It's really cool. Well done, Mum.

- Let it be, honey. - No...

- Hi. - Hi!

- How are you? - Good.

- How... How are you? - Good. How are you?

Good.

- It looks good. No silly Las Vegas stuff. - No.

You can save the extreme stuff for when you decorate hair salons.

Not here.

- I'm glad you like it. - This is the way it's supposed to look.

- I've bought an awesome graphics card. - Nice.

It's insanely fast. Even complex environments look crisp.

Hi. Did you talk to your mum?

No. Can't you do that?

No, it's better if you do it. Just ask nicely.

- She'll just say no. - Tell her we're studying.

- Don't tell him to lie. - No, no, no.

You're not lying. We are going to study, too. A bit.

Do we have to study? Can't we just play the computer?

- Who are you talking to? - Henrik and Camilla.

- Oh. Hi. - Hi!

- How are you, Katja? - I'm good.

Thanks. Great.

Hey...

I need to tell you something.

- Okay. - I...

I don't feel like I can have sex with you just yet.

- Okay. - Because I want to be totally balanced.

I want it to feel right, when we do it again.

Everything's so new. I want to wait, if that's okay.

- How long? - I don't know. 2- 3 months.

- You're only kidding! - You can relax.

Practise being honest instead of being funny.

I don't want to wait another second.

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