All language subtitles for Bonus Family s02e08.eng

A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

Have you seen Patrik?

He doesn't look too stable.

- Has she left him?
- I don't know.

He just called and said they needed
an emergency session.

That's how all men look
when they've been left.

Thanks.

Do you need a moment, Patrik?
Or do you feel like you can continue?

I don't understand
what she would need me for.

How do you figure?

I can't imagine living with someone
who keeps lying to my face.

Why do you have these feelings?

When this big thing with Bianca came up,
I was the last person to know.

The very last.

It's unbelievable.

I felt I needed to talk to Bianca first.

And to Martin,
because they're the ones involved.

I'm panicking because
she might not want to see me again.

Then why won't you come to me?
I'm your husband.

I'm the one you should come to
when things are hard.

That might be a good question to ask.

- Why Lisa didn't make that choice.
- Yes, ask her. She's right here.

- What do you think, Patrik?
- That she doesn't trust me.

Stop it. You haven't understood anything.

What is it, then?
I'm obviously fucking useless to talk to.

I have to focus on Bianca,
to make her understand what's going on.

If that's so damn important,
why won't you talk to me? Huh?

She should come to me
when she needs help.

Do you do that yourself,
in your opinion?

Absolutely.

Well, no, you don't.

You moved out when I would've needed you
at home the most.

That's because I felt that I...

That I needed to get away, so we could
work this out before we could move on.

I'd love to work this out,
but I have to get the support I need.

THE BONUS FAMILY

I just wondered if you had any tips. You
were a headmaster for 15 years, after all.

Just be yourself, Patrik. That's all.
Don't try to please anyone.

You're cut out for this job.
You know that.

I thought you weren't considering it.
You said it would clash with Lisa's job.

Our plans have changed somewhat.

- Has something happened?
- It's complicated. I...

I've moved into the neighbour's house.
Björn, who went to Thailand.

Okay. Are you sad?
Do you want me to come?

No, no. It's all right.
I have to hang up now, Dad.

Just one more thing.
Do you know what I care for?

No.

- I care for you.
- I care for you too, Dad. I have to go.

- We'll talk later.
- Bye.

My weaknesses? Well...

I have none.

You don't?

I'm kidding.

I'd say that I might be...

a bit too gullible at times. I like
to think that people have good intentions.

- I want to trust people.
- But you don't?

Oh yes, I do.
But I might be a bit too trusting.

And then I might get...

get disappointed sometimes.

Okay. In what situations do you get
disappointed? Could you expand on that?

All right, Patrik.

What qualities do you feel are
of importance for a deputy headmaster?

Well, I'd say: one, a structured approach,
two, being competent to make decisions,

three, being able to make uncomfortable,
possibly unpopular, but correct decisions.

Okay.

Right. Those are the three qualities
that I am passionate about.

Okay.

Great. I think we can wrap this up.

You'll take a personality test at home,
and we'll talk again later.

Oh, okay. Great.

- Exciting.
- Yes.

- I'll start clicking.
- Yes.

Hi, this is Bianca. I can't talk now.
Leave a message or text me.

Hi, honey. It's mum, again.

Please, please, please call me.

I really want to talk to you
and tell you...

how it was, and what happened.
I obviously didn't mean for you to...

Please get in touch when you can,
at any time.

Okay.

Bye. I love you more than anything
in the whole world, of course. Bye.

There you go.
I hope you'll have a great night's sleep.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

Bye.

- Bye.
- Bye-bye.

What the hell? Wasn't that Lisa?

- Yes.
- What's going on?

Nothing. Why? I'm working, and
my arm hurts. I can't deal with it now.

- Seriously? Still?
- Yes! I've a stress fracture in my hand.

- And then you can't answer your phone?
- Yes, I can.

What's with all the questions?

What are you? The phone police?
I'll do whatever I like.

Something's come up, and I just can't deal
with talking to her right now.

Oh, damn. Frida's going to tell him about
me today. I can't fucking believe it.

We're so in love. Whenever I see her,
I feel that I'll live with her forever.

And now she's going to tell... her fella.

Oh, that's nice. I wonder if her fella
is going to feel the same way

when he hears the wonderful news.

No? They've got a kid, don't they?

Yes, Darian. He's two years old
and so cute you could just die.

I'll take care of him like my own son.
I know we'll have a great relationship.

- You'll burn in hell, for real.
- You're such a pessimist!

That's a damn good bed you've found there.
It's on sale as well. How does it feel?

Five texts and two missed calls
just during the last class.

- From your mum?
- No, Beyoncé. Who do you think?

And she left a message.

Aren't you going to listen to it?

No, I can't deal with it.

How the hell can they do this
to their own child?

What did you eat in school today?

- Wille?
- Sausage Stroganoff, supposedly.

Seriously, Eddie, turn off your phone.
I can't even think when you're doing that.

What? It wasn't me.

- Well, it looked like you.
- It looked like me,

but it wasn't me. I'm better- looking.

But could you please turn it off?
We're having dinner now, as a family.

What family?

Eddie.

Would you stop it, please?

Put it down.

Well, I applied for a job today,
if anyone's interested.

Oh? Where?

- Nix Burger.
- Wow! Can we get free burgers, then?

Maybe, if you're good
and if you turn off your mobile phones.

That's great, isn't it, Wille?

I've got an important presentation
to give tomorrow.

- Okay.
- May I be excused from the table,

to go and prepare?

Yes, of course you may.

- Thank you. Thanks for the dinner.
- You're welcome.

- You're welcome.
- Eddie, don't you have homework?

Yeah, but Sima will help me tomorrow.

Okay.

- So that's okay.
- All right.

- Is there any food left?
- Absolutely.

- All you can eat. How nice.
- Yes.

I don't like the fact that you're living
separately. I don't believe in that.

- No?
- Communication is what it's about.

- Reconciliation requires effort.
- It's not that simple.

I think we need time. Lisa needs time
to think about her behaviour.

Here, let me. I don't know,
I feel you're being hard on Lisa.

Remember that she's human.

I went to a job interview
at the school today.

- Get out! Already? How did it go?
- It felt like it went well.

I need to take a personality test,
but that's probably just a formality.

That's my specialty.
I've taken lots of those tests.

It's very interesting.
I'm obviously a mediator, a diplomat.

- Where the hell are my keys?
- That's probably no surprise.

If you need help talking to Lisa,
I'd be glad to help.

No, thank you. That's very kind of you,
but I think I need to do that myself.

According to these tests, I...

Wow. How cosy!

- Are they asleep?
- Yes.

- Have you talked to Patrik today?
- No.

He had some meeting,
so I had to look after Lo.

- What meeting?
- I don't know. He won't talk to me.

Is Bianca still living with Matteo?

I don't... I don't know. She won't
pick up. I've called her a thousand times.

Martin won't pick up either.

I'm so pissed off at Patrik
for not supporting you in this.

- I'll have a talk with him tomorrow.
- No you won't, Emma.

- Hi.
- Certainly not. Hi.

I'm off to Dad's.

- Okay. Will you be coming back?
- I'll spend the night there.

That's okay.

Tell your dad I said hi.
Sleep well. Good night.

- Good night.
- Good night.

You bloody...! Damn it!

You scared me!

Why would you buy
a shitty hanging dryer?

Please, calm down.
Let me take care of it.

No, don't take it! I can do it myself.

Why are you even here?
You're here all the time. Leave me alone.

- Don't you have anywhere else to be?
- I'm here to help you

with your shitty hanging dryers
and whatnot.

- Okay.
- Since you're injured.

There.

I've almost started to question myself,
as if...

As if it had to do with me
that she keeps things from me. But this...

That she's supposedly afraid of me.

That has nothing to do with me.
It's been going on her entire life.

It's like some bloody disorder,
like a compulsion.

- Dad.
- She can't tell the truth, and that's...

He's asleep.

Listen, dear...

- Everything will turn out all right.
- Oh yes?

- Yes, it will.
- That's great.

You don't know if it's true,
that the other guy is Bianca's dad.

We don't know.

Let me show you.

There. Look.

- Okay.
- They do look alike, don't they?

You're right. They do look a bit alike.

But still.

She'll come home.
She'll come back home.

- Because she loves you, Martin.
- Oh?

Yes. What's she got to say about it?
Have you talked to her?

No, she doesn't want to talk to me.

I've left a message,
but she won't call back.

So call again! Text her!
Go to Matteo's house.

Don't let go of her.

I can't chase her, Mum.
If she wants to be left alone, so be it.

I'm a bald old man who's not even
related to her. That's probably illegal.

Pull yourself together, Martin.

You are Bianca's dad,
and you're the adult.

She's just a child.

- Hey?
- Yes.

What's with that fucking ringtone?
You'll get tinnitus from less.

- What is it now?
- You've got to come home, Bigge.

- Come home!
- No, I have to stay with Martin.

He needs me.

- Bianca! Hi.
- Hi.

I thought we could get a coffee.

- Would you like that?
- Okay.

- Bye.
- See you tomorrow.

We can go to that café you like.

At least give her a chance. Listen to her.

I know that Lisa doesn't always
tell it like it is, but she means well.

Why should I listen to her
if she won't tell it like it is?

No, you... You've got a point. I don't
think she wants to make anyone sad.

And that worked out well, didn't it?

It's like this. Your mum thinks:
"What you don't know, won't hurt you."

That's actually nice of her.
She's thinking of you.

Like when she didn't say that she slept
with Patrik when she was with Dad.

Very nice.

No, that may not have been that nice.

Or when she wouldn't tell anyone
that she was pregnant.

- And we don't know if Patrik is Lo's dad.
- Yes, Patrik is Lo's dad.

Look at it like this. Your mum is brave.
She dares to show that she's human.

I'm not perfect, you're not perfect,
she's not perfect,

and she shows her weaknesses.
That's cool. That's brave to do.

Really.

- Do you want another chocolate ball?
- No, I have to get back to school.

Okay. But, just so you know...

Jocke Byström,
he was like the school hunk.

He was really fit.

What? Who's Jocke Byström?

Or whatever his name was.

No matter who your dad is,
you're perfect the way you are.

I just want you to know that.
You're great.

- Thanks for the juice.
- Don't you want to take it with you?

Why would I want to know
that he was a hunk?

I don't know.

It's crazy that no one's told me.

And my dad's taken care
of someone else's kid for 16 years.

I'm sick of this messed-up family,
for real.

It's one shitty thing after another.
Why won't they just leave me alone?

Bianca. Seriously, how rough can it be?

You have a dad who really loves you,
and a bonus dad who seems totally okay.

And maybe a biological father
on top of that.

That's three more dads than I have.

And I think it's crappy that you
come to me now that there's a crisis.

- Otherwise, it's all about Matteo.
- But...

I'm really sorry. You're the one I want
to talk to. He doesn't get this anyway.

Bianca, I really think you should talk
to your parents. For real.

I'll see you tomorrow.

Bianca!

Come on.

Pull yourself together, okay?
Don't forget you're the fucking best.

FREE PERSONALITY TEST

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THE RESULTS HAVE BEEN DELIVERED

Hello?

Hello.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- How was your day?
- Not bad.

My presentation went really well.

Great.

Where's Eddie?

How should I know?
Is there anything to eat?

Why don't you grab a banana?

Hey, buddy. Your mother and I
have been talking.

We agreed
that it might be better if you...

sleep at her place for a few days,
until things have blown over here.

- If that's okay with you.
- Okay.

Great.

Why are you so stiff?
You look like Darth Vader.

It's because I've got a wry neck.

Why's that?

Because I sleep like crap
at the neighbour's.

I don't get why you sleep there.

No?

Maybe you'll get it when you grow up.

Hi!

Hi, honey! Hi!

I don't know...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

I'm so sorry about this.

Of course I knew
there was a small risk, but I...

I thought it didn't really matter,
because Martin is your dad anyway.

No matter what,
and the best dad in the world, at that.

So he's known this all along?

He... Yes.

He's known that there is a risk...

Or... I...

Now it feels like it's all just
a big misunderstanding.

But... I don't know.

I don't quite get it myself.

So he wasn't crushed by a bed?

No, I don't believe he was.

Look...

It's important that you keep in mind
that we were very young when we met.

About your and Matteo's age.

We were in sixth form
and had just got together, and...

He wanted to take a break.

I didn't. I got really, really sad.

I was at a party and met this guy.

I don't even remember his name. It just...

So...

Jocke Byström, the school hunk.

What?

- Jocke Byström, the school hunk.
- Wait, who told you that?

Would you stop lying to me?
Just be honest, for once!

I'm sorry! Please, just stay...

Don't call or text me ever again! Got it?

Fuck!

- Dad, wait up!
- Sorry, I didn't notice.

I think it'll be good if you sleep
at Mum's place for a few days. Right?

Why does it make you mad
that Martin isn't Bianca's dad?

It's not that. I'm not...
I'm not mad. I'm more...

I'm sad and disappointed in Lisa,
you could say.

Why?

It's...

It's complicated. It's adult stuff.
I don't want you to get dragged into it.

Okay.

But...

I don't want you to divorce Lisa.
She's nice.

Hey, you don't have to worry.

I promise.

Okay?

Hi!

Hello, dear!

- Hi.
- We're having veal Wallenberg tonight.

- Great.
- Your favourite.

You don't think you should take care
of Gugge for a bit?

Why? You'll just have to accept
that I'm here to help you.

- There's someone who...
- Thanks.

wants to talk to you in there.

Okay.

- Who is it?
- Have a look.

Okay.

- Hi.
- Hi.

How are you doing?

Okay. And you?

Hi! How was your day?

- Hello, my darlings. Hi.
- Hi.

Hi.

- How's it going?
- Not well.

This book was made by someone mental.

- Is it hard?
- Hard? It's impossible!

It really is. We don't get it at all.

Where's Patrik when you need him?
Do you really have to argue all the time?

Can't Wille help you?
Isn't he at home?

No, he won't live here anymore either.

What? What's that about?

He's staying with Katja.
Patrik is taking him there right now.

No one wants to live here anymore. It's...

Look. It'll be all right.
They'll come home again.

Everything will be all right.

- If you say so.
- Okay?

- Oh. Lo has pooped.
- Have you pooped?

Come here. Come here, honey.

This might come as a shock,
but I wasn't exactly a stellar student.

So I didn't get all that stuff about DNA.

I thought, "You have pretty, brown eyes."

I didn't put two... You know.

If I were you, I'd be fucking mad.

I am. If I met that fucking Jocke Byström
he'd get a plaster cast up his arse.

Please, stop making a joke of it.

Am I?

Seriously.

Okay.

But it doesn't really matter whether
I knew about that Jocke character or not.

I would've liked to be your dad anyway.

And I still do.

- Dinner's ready!
- If you want me to be.

I can cut up your food, dear,
if you want me to.

So it'll be easier for you to eat.

Thank you!

You have to move back home.
I'm going crazy, for real.

I am moving back home.

Okay. How does that work with Matteo?

Matteo is a fucking idiot.

Yes, I know. I mean...

What happened? Did he do something,
or did you dump him?

Yes. You were right, Dad.

That's a first.

Okay.

Let's eat, then.

Yes.

I don't know what to say.
Lisa's a funny person.

You and her together...
It's not like you, Patrik.

I thought I was together with
quite a smart guy once upon a time.

I'm still quite smart.

And you think it's smart
to rush into everything, like you've done,

with a new house, a new kid,
and the whole bonus family mess?

- Will you get a dog, too?
- It's not that simple.

You're being way too harsh.
Lisa has a lot of positive sides.

Really? It happened way too fast,
if you ask me.

But I didn't ask you, did I?
Do you remember me asking you about it?

No. You're like the last fucking person
in the world I'd ask.

What did you see in that Branco,
by the way?

God, you're predictable.
I knew that was coming.

That remains a mystery.

No, it's no mystery. It was a trial,
and it's very much over now.

A trial?

Yes, a test, and if it doesn't work,
you notice, you let it go, and move on.

A little tip for you, Patrik, from me.
Cheers.

Cheers.

Not too shabby.

William, come! Dinner's ready.

Seriously, fifty metres.
How long is a football field?

I was going to pass it sideways to Frank.

But I didn't. Instead,
I smashed it into the top corner.

- You're the best, honey.
- I know.

No, that's okay, I'll do it.

- What? Are you sure?
- Yes.

He's so nice.

- What do you think you're doing?
- What?

How can you go behind my back
and talk to Bianca?

Someone had to, Lisa.
The way you mess it up...

She's my daughter. You...

- This is between me and her.
- And Martin.

This is none of your business, Emma.
Don't you get that?

The way you go around lying to everyone,
everything will go to hell.

Don't you get
that I'm just trying to help you?

Help me? You're trying to help me? Wow.

Right now I get
why Patrik can't deal with you.

Wait, what the fuck
have you been saying to Patrik?

I haven't talked to Patrik.

I only talked to Bianca,
because I think she has a right to know.

Someone has to tell her.
She'll be asking about it sooner or later.

You're fucking crazy. You're so out there
I haven't got words for it.

- There. Put the big plates at the back.
- I'm fully aware of that.

It gets a lot easier
when you're emptying...

Exactly.

- How's it going for you?
- I don't get this math problem.

Okay, let's see. It's the decimal point
that's the tricky bit, right?

- If you start by...
- Patrik! You don't need to explain.

Let him try by himself.

You learn from your mistakes.

Daddy's going home.
Sleep tight, and we'll talk tomorrow.

- Good night.
- Sleep well. Ow!

- Oh! Sorry!
- It's okay.

- Thank you for dinner.
- You're welcome. I'll see you around.

- Bye, Dad.
- Bye.

Can you pick up your books, dear,
so I can wipe the table?

There we go. Good.

You're so fucking spoiled, Lisa.

You have a big fucking nice house,
and a shitload of kids.

You don't get how fucking lucky you are.

It's not my fault that you
haven't got yourself a life.

I've struggled
and tried to build something,

but you just waltz in
and get everything on a silver platter.

And then you mess it all up.
It's fucking painful to watch.

So don't stand there watching!
I never asked you to.

You came here and moved in as if it were
some kind of fucking luxury hotel!

You came here and ruined everything!

- But I've helped a lot of people as well.
- You've helped?!

Yes, I have,
because if I hadn't come here,

you would've kept your mouth shut,
and no one would've found out shit.

What are you talking about? How do you
know what it's like to have a family

and go through a divorce and
try to make sure everyone is all right?

You know nothing about that, because you
only think about yourself, as always.

I've taken care of you my whole life!
I'm your big sister and feel responsible.

I've tried to take care of you as best
I can, and I feel responsible for you!

- Stop.
- Don't you get that? I feel responsible.

- Do you know what that feels like?
- Stop!

"Do you know"... You're so dramatic!

Get your own life. That's my tip for you.

If you want to take care of me, don't!
I'll take care of myself.

They were the kind of moments that make
you understand why you parted ways.

- It was like being thrown back in time.
- That's called a breakthrough. Right?

It's important to be reminded
why you made certain decisions.

Yes.

And what does that breakthrough tell you?

It tells me that I love Lisa.

That I want to move back in.

It'll be interesting to see
if Lisa is ready to take you back.

- What?
- It's a classic mistake, isn't it?

You think you're in a superior position,
and Lisa comes in from below...

and turns the whole thing around,
dumping you in the heat of the moment.

She leaves you instead of being left.

- A very beautiful transformation, really.
- Beautiful?

Let's not assume the worst.

It's quite possible
that it'll work out for you this time.

But Patrik, let me tell you: I'll always
be by your side, however that turns out.

- Ow! Oh, my God.
- A wry neck?

I can't fucking sleep at the neighbour's.

Do you know what you should get?
One of those pillows. Do you know them?

- A pillow?
- They conform to your head.

Really great stuff. It might be the only
thing that works in this situation.

That, or hypnosis.

Well, maybe I'll start with the pillow.

Here. I'm quite good at this.

Your hair is nice.

Please, Bianca, call me. I...

All that matters is
that I can have you in my life.

Nothing else matters. Really.
I... Please, call me!

Come on, you know she won't tell him.
About you. That won't happen.

The timing wasn't right, that's all.
Darian was sick with a fever.

Okay, but for your own sake...
Just let it go. Okay?

Hello, darling.

- Hi.
- Hey.

How unexpected.

- How are things?
- Well...

Hiya.

- How's Bianca?
- It's okay.

- Are you here to buy a bed?
- I'm looking for one of those...

What's it called?
A foam pillow that conforms to your head.

Oh, okay. Do you have...?

A wry neck, like a fucking tension spring.

I don't want to hear
about your tension spring.

- I'll get a few pillows. Just sit down.
- Thanks.

Hi.

- Hi! Are you here?
- Yes.

- Is it okay if I hang out here with you?
- Of course!

- That's so nice. Hi, honey.
- Hi.

Did you come because you thought
that I was a bit sad?

No, I just wanted to see
how you're doing here at work.

- Okay.
- What you're doing here.

Yes, what am I doing here?

- Have you had a snack today?
- No.

- Why don't you go buy us some buns?
- Awesome! I can do that.

- Here's the card.
- 1122?

1122.

- See you later.
- Yes.

At first I just thought she looked good
and was nice to talk to.

How about this one?

I think it was sometime in November
the year before last

when we talked for quite some time
on the phone.

Is that okay?

That's when I felt
that I probably was in love.

I felt all bubbly
and felt like a teenager.

So I took out our math book instead.

What did you fall for?

I don't know. I thought she was fun.

I felt I could be myself with her.

I felt free. Not as it was with Katja.

And I also think she's really sexy.

We'll be home soon.

And Lisa, what did you fall for?

I fell for his hands, actually.

There's something about the way
he touches me that feels safe.

And it feels grown up,
in a way, and I like that.

Lisa has that little...

gap between her teeth, like Zlatan does,
which I really like.

If I have a bad day and I think about
that gap, I become happy again.

It's been a long time since I saw it.

What do you think about that?

That I want to move back home.

That I miss that gap.

And you.

And how do you feel, Lisa?

That I... That I need to solve this thing
with Bianca first.

- That's my top priority right now.
- Honey, I've said that I want to...

I want to be there for you and help you.

I know. I need to do this my way, Patrik.

I can't factor in
the way you want me to do things,

because Bianca is
my top priority right now.

I'm ready to listen. You said you wanted
me to be supportive, and I'm trying to.

Then you should let Lisa solve this
the way she wants to, shouldn't you?

Okay.

Sure.

- Hi. How was the therapy session?
- Good.

- Good decisions were made.
- Okay.

Such as...?

Such as...

for example, I want you to move out.

Okay.

Come here, honey.

Like, now.

Good heavens, that's not a word!

Of course it is! Plushie. Plushie!

Plush toy exists, but not "a plushie".

Yes, because you are my plushie.

- You two have heard that too, right?
- Yes, I think so.

If it does exist, you'll get 32 points.

- Yes! Thirty-two points!
- Oh no you don't!

We stick to the rules here. Otherwise
you could just make up any damn word.

- Yes.
- Yes? Okay. I'm making something up, too.

What does it say? Kuldang?
What does that mean?

Nothing. Just like plushie,
it doesn't exist.

- Plushie does have a meaning. It's sweet.
- See?

You are my plushie.
And I get my 32 points.

- I'll get it.
- Plushie doesn't exist! Look it up in...

- Hi.
- Hiya.

Can I stay with you
for a couple of days?

- Yes, that's...
- Thanks! That's really cool of you.

There's a bit of a mess
at Lisa and Patrik's.

- That's cool of you.
- No, no, that's...

- Is that everything?
- Yes.

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