All language subtitles for Bonus Family s02e05.eng

A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

WHAT COLOUR EYES
WILL YOUR CHILDREN HAVE?

- Hi! Are you awake?
- What are you doing?

Working. I'm sending emails and stuff.
It's a busy project.

I can imagine.

- I'm going to bed now.
- Lisa...

I've done some googling too.

OK. I have as well,
and what you're saying isn't correct.

Two blue-eyed people
can have brown-eyed children.

- It's unusual, but it's possible.
- Like one in a million.

That's not right. It says there are loads
of variations and combinations.

That's what it says here. I'm off to bed.

Sweet dreams.

THE BONUS FAMILY

- Hi.
- Hey.

Is it all right if I have some sandwiches?

- Yeah, sure.
- Thanks.

- Is there no more juice?
- I don't know. I didn't finish it.

OK.

Sorry.

- Are you putting bacon on it?
- I was looking for cucumber, but...

Cucumber? I don't have any.
Sorry, there's none left.

But I do have these.

Beef patties. They were supposed to be
my lunch, but you seem really hungry.

- Dad! Stop it.
- OK, forget about it.

I'm just trying to help.
You know what, I'm going to the shop.

I might be a few hours, since I need
to work first to earn money for it.

- What are you doing?
- Is he living here now?

- No. You don't have to be so rude.
- I'm rude? He's eating half the fridge!

- Are you eating at home tonight?
- No!

Fine, have it your way.

I tripped over your shoes, sorry.
They're in the way, but that's my fault.

Did you make me one? No? Thanks.

- Happy birthday, honey.
- Thank you!

- Wow!
- Did you think I'd forgotten?

No, not really.

- Are you going somewhere?
- Not just me.

It's really nice of you,
but I can't just leave.

- You can't be alone on your birthday.
- You don't know what I've planned...

It doesn't matter what your plans are.
Pack your bag, and I'll do the rest.

We've got 25 minutes. OK?

- What should I pack?
- It's just one day. It'll be great.

She's not answering? She's probably
in the shower or something.

Help Eddie with the shovelling.

- You need oxygen to light it.
- I know, sweetie, I'm working on it.

Get some sticks so we can light a fire.

This is an insane amount of snow!
How's it going, is it lit?

- It's going fine.
- Did you wish Katja a happy birthday?

- I will.
- Please do.

Why do you even care?
Don't kick it, I know what I'm doing.

The vent holes are blocked,
you need oxygen...

I know it needs oxygen,
I'm a science teacher!

I've been doing this since I was five!

There are oxygen holes on this side too,
which aren't blocked.

- So why isn't it burning?
- Because the sticks are wet!

But they're getting warmer. God!

- I'm working on it.
- OK, I'll make some coffee. Calm down.

I feel like you're questioning my methods.
Don't question a man lighting a fire!

- It's like questioning his...
- What?

What am I questioning?
Has it got anything to do with this?

I know what I'm doing.
Go make your coffee, I've got this.

Then we'll grill some fucking hot dogs!

Exactly, it's like win, win, win!

That's hilarious! OK.

I miss you too.

It'll be awesome. Bye.

Emma? Could you move that stuff?
Those are important work documents.

Take it easy, I haven't touched it.
I was just on the phone.

- Could you please be happy for me?
- OK?

I'm doing a dumpster market in town!

Dumpster market? What's that?

- Hey, I was just...
- God, I'm sorry!

Stockholm is so behind. In London,
there are dumpster markets everywhere.

- Don't you know what it is?
- No.

Shops throw away tons of decent food
every day. Every single day!

It's good for the environment and saves
the homeless and the unemployed.

So you're saving yourself?
That is brilliant!

- Stop it!
- It was a joke.

It might come as a shock, but not
everyone has a house and a snazzy job.

It was a joke.

Can I put these on your bed?

What's happened to him?
He's turned into quite the busy bee.

- I don't know.
- How are things in class?

- How's it going with... Sima?
- It's fine.

- She's all right.
- I think he's changing.

Putting the money back was a big deal.
He'd never done that before.

- Did he say it was him?
- No!

Do you think he'd admit it?
He hasn't changed that much.

Hello! Are you awake? Come on.

- Hi.
- Did you speak to Bianca?

- About?
- About her dad, obviously.

Well...

- I'll get it.
- No, I'll do it. Thanks.

Can you sort out the desk
and move your stuff?

Sure. If it's too much for you
to speak to Bianca, I can do it for you.

What are you trying to do?

Look,
Martin's always been Bianca's dad.

Why don't you just tell the truth?

Lo's accident and now this...
What's going on?

- Accident?
- Yes.

OK.

Please, Emma.
Can you stop interfering in my life?

I don't do that with you.
I don't judge how you live.

- Right.
- Shit!

- Leave it, I'll do it.
- No, I'll do it. Thanks.

- There's nothing more to say about this.
- OK. Fine.

Thanks.
Now can you please sort out the desk?

This is good for you. You give up control,
let your guard down...

When you do that, you get punched
in the face. You should know that.

Sure, but life isn't a constant fight.

You need to be able to go with the flow
and have some fun. Now it's your turn.

Sweetie.

Isn't it a bit hippyish?
Can't she get a normal job?

Being climate-conscious is great.

- Sure, but couldn't she do it as a hobby?
- Maybe.

She doesn't work, she eats for free, and
she doesn't pay rent. What's her plan?

It's not that easy.
She's babysitting tonight...

- I'm leaving!
- We have to leave at half past six.

No problem. Bye.

- Hyper!
- I'll talk to her, I promise.

It's been exactly one hour.
Can we leave soon?

- What do you mean, one hour?
- Get my bag and meet me in the car.

- OK.
- I'm nearly done.

I promised him
a new pair of football boots.

I thought this was a family thing.

I didn't realise
certain people bribed their kids to help.

It's not a bribe, it's more
like an incentive. He's done a great job.

- Do you need me to buy anything?
- No, Emma's cooking.

It'll probably be some expired soya steak
from her hippy market.

- There you go.
- Thanks, sweetie.

- Wille, are you coming?
- I don't know.

You'll stay here and help me, right?

- We're leaving.
- Bye.

- Try calling your mum again.
- OK.

- Hi, sweetie.
- Happy birthday!

- Thank you, you remembered!
- It's the same day every year.

- Perfect.
- I guess. What are you doing today?

We're burning branches in the garden.

Ask her if she wants
a birthday coffee later.

Would you like a birthday coffee?

- I can't.
- What are you doing?

I don't actually know. We're at the
airport. We're going away for one night.

- Where?
- I don't know.

I have to go, we're about to check in.
But it was sweet of you to remember.

See you tomorrow, bye.

Is everything OK?

- Would you rather be with William?
- No.

- Are you sure?
- We should stick to the schedule.

Everything OK?

Let's see.

- Gate 36.
- Copenhagen.

Exactly. The best hotel,
the greatest restaurant,

and the sickest bed.

The sickest bed? Without the grey hair,
you could pass for a 12-year-old.

Thank you.

There, time to sleep.

Good night, sweetie.

- You're not hungry?
- Not particularly.

Why, what's wrong?

- Nothing.
- Are you sick?

I said it's nothing!

- What's wrong?
- I want to be on my own.

Is it because Eddie got new football
boots? Do you want something too?

Stop it!

I'm your dad. You can tell me anything.

The money that disappeared
from your wallet...

- Yes, the money Eddie took?
- No!

- I don't get it. What do you mean?
- It wasn't him.

I don't understand. What happened?

I put it back.

Oh, you put back the money Eddie took.
For a second there, I thought you took it!

Aren't you listening? It was my fault.
I took the money, and I put it back.

- Why did you do that?
- It wasn't meant to be that way.

I regretted it straight away,
but it was too late to put it back.

I'm really glad that you've told me.

It's been really tough for Eddie,
and it's tough for me.

- I've been accusing him.
- I know, you don't need to tell me.

You did something wrong. Accept
that you're getting criticised for it.

Hey, come here.

I'm so glad you told me.

I love you lots, even though
you did something wrong this time.

OK?

- Do you want some lunch now?
- No, I'm full.

1,000 kronor for a pair of...

Do they score by themselves?
Couldn't you find anything pricier?

No. He really wanted these ones.
Everyone has them, so...

- Right.
- Can you transfer the money?

Transfer the money?
I've got loads of expenses.

Bianca's living with me,
you should be transferring money to me.

I should be paying because she lives
with you? That makes no sense.

- She's your daughter too, so...
- Yeah.

So shouldn't we both contribute
until she turns 18 at least?

So that's how you feel these days.

I can pay for all the bloody cheese
that Matteo puts away.

I think he eats cheese
for 1,000 kronor a month. It's insane.

They're seeing each other again,
but maybe you knew that.

Right.

- You didn't know.
- No, I didn't.

- No.
- How is she?

She's fine. Matteo is the way he is,
but she's fine.

She's being all teenage-y, but there
you go. It's nice to have her home.

Yo, Eddie! What's up, man?

That looks great!

The place felt a bit empty,
so it's nice to have her there.

- Hi.
- Hi, how are you?

Eddie, let's go!

- What are you staring at? She's taken.
- She's gorgeous!

But I'm not interested. I'm dating
an older woman now. Frida, 40-something.

She's married with kids.

She's married? You're dating a married...
What are you doing?

Chill, I didn't know at first.
We've just been on a few dates.

- He's dating a married chick. Nice.
- OK.

What do you mean "OK"?
You don't do that. It's disgusting.

Chill out, she and her husband
haven't touched each other for years.

It's good I'm digging around,
she's dried-up.

- What does that mean, Mum?
- Bye-bye.

They'll have to get divorced then.

- Your boots.
- Put it in the top corner.

They will, but the thing is,

she wants to get divorced,
but she can't afford it.

- Isn't it sad?
- Yes, it's pretty sad.

Flight AVS123 to Copenhagen
is delayed by approximately 2 hours.

This is exactly
why I hate being spontaneous.

- It's not my fault the flight's delayed.
- No, I didn't say that.

Baby, listen. Loosen up, go with the flow.
It doesn't matter where we are.

All that matters is that we're together.

And you're only drinking water.
Come on.

Can I have a glass of white wine,
please?

And two shots.

That's more like it!

This is going to be great.

Hi.

- Did you find any?
- They're awesome!

- Great.
- How's it been?

Fine. We've had lunch
and shovelled snow.

- Lo's playing inside.
- Wow, good job!

- I'm excited about tonight.
- Me too.

Just the two of us.

OK, who goes first?

Since I'm so unspontaneous, you can start.

OK...

I have never done drugs.

Really?

OK, your turn.

I've never gone to bed
without brushing my teeth.

- Brushing your teeth?
- OK, wait.

I've never had sex
a few miles up in the air.

- You're a member of the mile-high club?
- I am indeed.

But evidently, you're not.

No, but maybe by the time we've landed.

Let's drink to that.

Look at this meat! And we've got chips
and Béarnaise sauce.

Are you cooking it yourself?

- Don't you think I can?
- Of course I do!

But maybe Lisa and I should stay home
instead of going to a restaurant.

What a great idea,
I should open a restaurant!

- You really should.
- Maybe you should help, William.

- If you want me to.
- Sure. Do the chips. I'll do the meat.

Sure.

But first, William and I
have something to tell you.

- Did you book the trip to Thailand?
- Not exactly.

- I would like to apologise to you.
- Why?

I've accused you of stealing money,
and I'm really, really sorry.

But everyone makes mistakes,
and the important thing is to say sorry,

learn from the mistakes,
and ask for forgiveness.

Isn't that right, William?

- Wille?
- Sorry.

You did it?
Oh, my God, is this a fucking joke?

No, it's not a joke.
We're trying to say sorry.

I was shocked myself...

For fuck's sake. Fuck you!

That might not have been
the best timing, honey.

Wille, you know what? It doesn't matter.

It's OK. I'm not angry,
and you're not angry.

I think you're really brave to confess.

- I'm sleeping at Acke's house.
- But you were cooking dinner!

- Not a chance!
- Hey...

Sit down so we can sort it out.
Then everything will be fine.

I'll need to speak to Acke's parents.

No, don't let him go!

There's no point. Just leave him alone.

There's no point.

There...

Now it's your turn.

- Or don't you have any good ones left?
- Yes, I've got a really good one.

OK, go for it.

I've never missed a flight
because I drank too much in a bar.

I suppose I should drink as well then.

At least I tried.

Yes, you did.

And I really appreciate it.
You're so sweet.

And I'd booked the best restaurant
and the best hotel!

- With the sickest bed!
- You're so funny.

It's the thought that counts.
We can celebrate at home.

All that matters is being with you.

- But be a little spontaneous, baby.
- Damn right I will!

What the hell?

No, to hell with this.

They like having sex, is that so strange?

No, but...

Just talk to Bianca. What's the problem?

It's hard. What would I even say? I don't
know how to talk to her about that.

Is it really that hard to talk
about the most natural thing in the world?

I could understand the apprehension
if you were going to say

that you like ferking dead people.

- I would be ashamed of that too.
- Ferking?

I don't even know what that means.
Is it when you fart in someone's face?

Fucking. I wanted to be gentle on you,
since you're such a prude.

Martin, you just have to try to accept it.

What can you do?
I remember you and Lisa at that age.

You were at it like rabbits,
and Lisa isn't exactly the silent type.

OK, thanks, Mum,
but I want some support.

Darling, you're a great guy.
You're the best dad in the world!

Exactly. Thank you.

Just make sure that they use protection.
You obviously didn't.

No. Otherwise, Bianca wouldn't exist.

I'm taking the rubbish out.

She does exist,
and I can hear them. That's the problem.

- Is your knee still hurting?
- It's both of them.

Both of them hurt, and it started
after I moved to this flat.

Good thing you live here then. There are
no stairs, and it's on the ground floor.

I don't know...
As soon as I come in, it starts aching.

That can't be right! You have to get it
checked out. It could be anything.

Liquid filler, mould,
or that kind of crap.

I don't know...

What's...?

I'm not happy here, Martin.

Why not? This place is nice.
It's really nice.

- Have you had any crisps?
- Yes, I'm fine.

- They're good.
- Yes, lovely.

- Crinkle-cut.
- I have to go.

- Really?
- Thanks for the water, it was delicious.

Thanks, love.

- Bye, Mum.
- I love you.

- Creepy! Bye.
- Bye.

Cheers.

Hello?

Hi. Hello?

Hi.

Hey. I was thinking
that now that we live together,

we should establish some rules.

Maybe you can put the breakfast stuff
away sometimes, at least.

We do have a dishwasher
that you just... It comes out clean.

If I'm that annoying,
I can move to Mum's.

Well...
No. Maybe we can just sort it out?

Plus, the walls in this house
are pretty thin.

OK...

Right...

Don't you close at six today?

It's four on Saturdays.

OK. Sorry, or whatever.

I get that you want to be together.

You want to be with Matteo,
and that's fine.

It might not be the best choice
in my opinion, but...

I get that you want to...ferk.

- Ferk? What the hell does that mean?
- I don't know... Have sex.

I'm just trying to make it easier.

It's not that you're not allowed to,

but I might not want to...
It's difficult for me, because you're...

- It's OK, I get it.
- All right.

- What are you doing tonight?
- Nothing, I think.

- Is Matteo coming over?
- No. Well, I don't know.

Maybe we could do something.
Go to the cinema or something...

Or maybe Matteo's coming over.

I'll probably be home,
but he's welcome anyway.

He can eat all the cheese or whatever.

I'm going down to my floor.

You should wear this more often.

Good talk. Bye.

- Where's Emma? We need to go soon.
- I just sent her a text.

- Wine?
- I'd love some.

- How was Wille?
- Pretty good.

He understood that the most important
thing is to tell the truth.

Is it though?

I think we should take care
of each other and be honest.

- I assume you do too.
- Of course.

It's just that
it felt like they were starting to bond.

I thought the whole apology thing
would go down a bit better.

It wasn't great timing,
because the mood was brilliant.

Yes, but that's why
I wanted to mention it.

- It would make it smoother...
- Let's drop it.

We don't agree,
and I don't have the energy to argue.

Absolutely.

I love you, and tonight is all about
dinner, wine, and an amazing time.

- I love you too.
- We've been looking forward to it.

Definitely. Cheers. It'll be lovely.

- You look beautiful.
- Thank you.

That's her, perfect. Hi, Emma.

Here we are.

Enjoy.
Let me know if you need anything.

Amazing! Let's eat.

Sorry, but didn't you say
that you threw this out?

- I threw it away. Do you feel better now?
- A little.

Patrik thinks it's important for the truth
to always come out. I don't always agree.

Sometimes it's better
not to say absolutely everything.

What do you mean?

Sometimes it's better for other people
if they don't know everything.

Like, if you think I have bad breath,
it might not be nice to say that.

It might be better not to.

Then I'll be blissfully unaware,
and everyone will be happy.

Isn't it better if I tell you
so you can brush your teeth?

- No one else needs to know.
- Yes, it was a bad example.

But do you understand what I mean?
You don't have to tell people everything.

- Absolutely.
- Look.

Eddie's doesn't hold grudges.
It's fine, Wille.

He'll have forgotten about it tomorrow.
Let it go.

- Will you be able to sleep?
- Good night.

The people that mean the most to me
are obviously unable to tell me the truth.

But look at yourself.
Do you see a pattern?

Yes, the pattern is that they don't
tell the truth. That's the pattern.

I'm talking about you.
Do you do anything to trigger this?

You tell me, I haven't got a clue.
I don't know what that would be.

My theory is that you're scaring them.

- What, like they're afraid of me?
- Well, scared of the consequences.

- I'm not the fucking Godfather!
- Look at it this way.

They're not afraid of you per se, they're
afraid of the forces within you. Cheers.

- Forces? I'm not a monster.
- Don't take it so seriously.

I'm just saying it's good to look
at yourself from the outside sometimes.

If it's any comfort,
I would never be totally honest with you.

Thanks, that's nice to hear.

Mum: I'll come over tomorrow
to cook Sunday dinner. X.

Bianca: You called. I was at the cinema.
Was there anything in particular?

Just wanted to tell you
that I love you!

Hi, sorry! I got food for so many people.

One shop was so generous...

- Are you upset?
- It's OK.

I'm sorry! I can babysit next weekend.

I promise.
It was really inconsiderate of me.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Don't tell me
it's Claudia's little brother.

Emma, I don't want to...

I don't know. I can't say who it is,
because I'm not sure.

It'll be OK. You shouldn't have to suffer
for this now, you were so bloody young!

What does Martin say?
When are you telling her?

We haven't really talked about it
since then,

because I'm just not sure.

But you and Martin were together
when you slept with the other guy?

No, definitely not! I wasn't unfaithful.

You know how it was,
we'd just gotten together.

We were kids ourselves.
It was half term,

and he wanted to go on a ski trip
with his friends and take a break from us.

I remember, you told me.

I was really upset
and didn't handle it well.

I got my revenge by sleeping
with someone else. Once at a party.

- Well, OK.
- But I told Martin when he got home.

And you were already pregnant.

Yes, and I obviously realised it
way too late.

But I was always honest with Martin,
and I asked him what he wanted to do.

And he said:

"Let's do it anyway,
we're in this together."

And he was cool
with the child not being his?

He was cool
with that being a possibility, yes.

God, I feel sick.
I need to get back to Lo.

It's going to be OK.

Can't we sit down for a bit?

It would be good for you
to talk about it properly.

- I need to go to bed.
- One more thing.

Does Patrik know?

- Shit, you have to tell him!
- I will.

It's just
that I have to tell Bianca first.

No prizes for guessing
talking to Patrik will be rough.

I get it. Awkward.

Hey...

- You'll get through this, I promise.
- Thanks. I'm off to bed.

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