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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

This is about Lisa being unable to handle criticism.

Is there any truth in what Patrik is saying, Lisa?

As if you're someone who handles criticism well!

Of course I am! I'm a teacher.

I hear every day how useless I am, but I don't let it get it to me.

I carry on doing my job with a smile on my face.

But there's a big difference between a comment from a pubescent student

and criticism from the person you love.

It doesn't matter. I'm happy for Lisa to criticise me.

- She can tell me if anything annoys her. - I just did!

Just now, I said that I hate it when you speak to me like I'm a child.

But that didn't even register with you.

- I must be allowed to defend myself. - No.

Maybe Patrik is trying to say that you find it hard to give criticism.

I think there's something to be said for experiencing life on your own

and learning from the difficult things on your own.

I don't need other people reminding me of my mistakes.

It can be helpful to be brave enough to say something to the other person

when they're doing something repeatedly that annoys you.

- I don't agree. - It actually is a good thing, Lisa.

I think you would realise that if you tried it.

OK, then I can tell you

that I find you really fucking annoying when you're criticising me

but trying to disguise it with this icky, namby-pamby, head-tilted-to-the-side tone.

OK. Well, that's good for me to know.

Great.

I've said for ages that you have to stop sounding so bloody smarmy

when you express harsh thoughts.

When you use that shitty tone of voice, I can't take what you say to heart.

Shitty tone of voice?

It's odd. You're so incredibly balanced during therapy sessions,

but when you're alone with me, all that disappears.

If I can bill you 1,200 kronor an hour, I might try to be more balanced.

It might actually be worth it.

ONE MONTH EARLIER

I'm so freaking excited about this week.

So it won't be too boring with just Lo and me around?

- When are we going? - In five minutes.

This was in Eddie's drawer. Did you misplace it?

No, I bought two. I got a blue one for Wille. Bros! It's nice.

Cute. But I don't think polo shirts are Eddie's style.

If you've got the receipt I can return it.

It's in my wallet.

I think he'd look nice in a polo shirt.

Has this been here the whole time?

- What? It wasn't here yesterday. - Great, so we can forget about it now.

We have to get to the bottom of this. We need closure.

The case is solved, my darling detective. Relax.

- I'll be nice. - No!

- Eddie, I think you're awesome. - What?

You've shown you can make things right. Putting the money back was impressive.

What do you mean "putting the money back"?

Stop going on about the money, nobody cares!

OK, guys, let's go.

THE BONUS FAMILY

- Do you want help with that, Wille? - It's fine.

- Are you sure? Have you got your iPad? - Yes.

- Why can he sit in the front? - He just can. You can some other day.

- You don't have to. - No, but I want to.

Hi, William. Nice to see you.

- Hi. - Hi, I'm Branco.

- Lisa. - Nice to meet you.

Hello.

Oh, is that the time already?

- There... - You made scones? That's not like you.

Good morning to you too.

What's Mum doing? 18 jars of plum compote...

- I like it. - You do? OK, there you go.

You can't possibly be my daughter.

- Is all this effort because of Eddie? - He's coming, but that's not the reason.

Well, partly. His assistant is starting tomorrow.

It's OK, Dad. It'll be fine. You can stop worrying.

Hello?

- What about Tuesdays and Thursdays? - Olga and I have training on Tuesdays.

OK, so Thursdays it is. You can decide what we're having for dinner.

- Can I pick anything I want? - Of course you can!

But no nuts, or you won't have a brother any more.

- Are you some kind of mind reader? - What do you mean?

No, that's so mean!

- Turn right down there. - In the roundabout?

- What about Mondays? - But I've spoken to Dad now and...

We did talk about you eating with us twice a week.

- Please, Mum, I have to concentrate. - All right.

- Why are you going all the way around? - I have to go home.

But I really think we should practise more, go for a longer drive.

- I've got other stuff to do. - But you need to practise.

Hello.

God... She's willing to consider coming over one night a week.

I let her have the best room, and I bend over backwards for her.

She's 16. 16-year-olds never want to hang out with their parents.

It's not about that. She just has a hard time being here.

Stop being so hard on her then.

Sorry, I know I'm being hard on you.

So is Lo.

The hardest kid in town. Come here, darling.

Hello!

Do you want to fly to your hard mum?

Come here, my hard child. Hello, hard little Lo.

- Eddie, can you get the door? - No, I'm gaming.

- I'm naked, come on! - Don't disturb me when I'm gaming!

Thanks a lot for helping.

- Hi. Is this a bad time? - Is something wrong?

- Can I come in? - Sure. What's...?

It's just that it's the first day with the assistant.

- Yes. - I just wanted to say hi. Is he here?

He's in his room.

I spoke to her on Friday for about half an hour. She seems cool.

I've spoken to her too. She seems all right.

- Hello! - Good morning.

I just wanted to say that you'll be fine today.

Don't worry if anyone says anything or whatever.

- Ignore it, you're the best. - I know.

I'm glad you know. I'm here for you, so just call me if you need to.

- OK? Good luck. - Thanks.

- I love you. - I love you too.

All right then.

Hey, stop it! Fuck you.

Eddie, get a move on!

We're travelling west, towards the continent's wettest city.

- Reykjavik. - Doubtful.

There aren't any trees or trains in Iceland. It's Bergen.

- I think we're in agreement here. - We're taking a chance on Bergen.

Do you want to know something fun?

You and I are invited to Branco's place on Wednesday.

- Both of us? - Yes. At his place.

His family will be there too. His ex-wife and their offspring.

It might sound like an absurd idea to you. I agree, but let's give it a chance.

- Do you want to go? - That's irrelevant.

- I didn't think you liked that stuff. - No. Being an adult isn't always great.

You have to do stuff you don't want to do

and expose yourself to certain ordeals, even if you're not keen at all.

I thought the good thing about being an adult was getting to do what you want.

And some adults do what they want all the bloody time.

That can make things awkward and complicated for other people.

How sad.

Bergen is the correct answer!

- She'll be good. She's really cool. - How do you know? You haven't met.

I've spoken to her on the phone. She was chosen especially for you.

- Hey. - Hi.

- Are you OK? - Yes, fine.

- I'm off to work then. - Sure. See you.

- Bye, dude. - Bye.

- You're with your dad this week, right? - Yes, why?

I just want to know your situation and that you're all right.

I got your tests.

You clearly know things, but then you seem to get careless. Why do you think that is?

I just can't be bothered!

Hey, it's time. Come on.

OK, I'll go in first. You come in later.

You have to wait for at least two minutes, OK?

- Good. Wait there. - I will.

- That's perfect. - That one?

- Will Anja drink a bottle on her own? - I'll pay for it.

- No, no, I'll get it. - You're so sweet.

Stop worrying, and everything will be fine.

I'll get another bottle.

- Hello. - Hello!

This is Patrik, William's dad.

Hi. I'm Branco. I met your wife. It's Lisa, right?

- Right, OK. - William did taekwondo with me.

Right, that was great. It's a shame he quit.

He may pick it back up, you never know.

Well, I think this is about as good as it's going to get. Bye.

- Hi, honey. - How's it going?

Fine, it's busy. It looks lovely.

- When will you be home? - I don't know.

Maybe around four. Why?

- Don't go in without knocking. - Why?

Mind your own, and you'll live longer. Just do as I say. OK?

- Is it a surprise? - Kisses. Bye-bye.

Hello. I would like one lobster...

Hello.

Hello.

- I didn't know you were coming over. - No. I've come back home.

It was totally spur of the moment.

I was going to stay with Janke, but she's not home.

Emma! Oh, my God!

- When did you get here? - Just now!

Hi, honey.

- Surprising me with Emma is getting old. - She wasn't the surprise.

Check the porch.

Come on!

Hello!

Oh, honey! This looks lovely!

Wow!

Oh...

I was planning a little surprise, but I'm calling it off.

Be happy. If Greg had ever done that, I wouldn't have left London.

- You've left him? - Yes. I'm done with London.

Good!

- Hi! - Hi!

Come on, I want to show you Lo.

I'm just going to take my coat off. Be careful.

She looks so much like you! Oh, she's so cute.

They took my other bag, that's why I have to borrow knickers...

I'm going to the shop. Have you got the car keys?

Sorry. It really feels like I'm intruding.

No, of course you're not!

- It's OK, isn't it? - Of course! It's lovely.

- OK. - The keys.

They're in my coat pocket.

Lo's asleep in the pram. She'll wake up soon.

- OK. - Just keep an eye on her.

OK, Dad.

- I should have called first. - Of course not. There...

I handed my notice in as well. I was fed up.

- But I don't regret a thing. - Good, you shouldn't.

- It's great. Do you want some more? - Of course.

Of course you do.

- It's crazy. - What is?

It was just this huge culture clash. What's it called? Culture shock.

Culture shock. What was?

I never expected to want this... tranquillity.

- Quite a lot happens here as well. - Yes, of course it does.

But it's not the same thing, you can't compare.

What happens now? Have you got somewhere to live?

I've put a few feelers out.

Have you got a flat lined up?

Shit!

- At least she's breathing. - Oh, my God...

- Look, here on the side... - I've seen it.

Can't we just go to the hospital? She might have concussion.

I'll call Patrik and tell him to come back.

No, don't call Patrik, please! Just don't.

She seems OK.

Everything's fine.

He always gets so bloody angry! It will make everything worse.

- You can't be serious. - Trust me to deal with it in my way.

- Please. - OK, as you wish.

It'll be fine.

It's fine. I just think she could have called first.

- She can sleep in Eddie's room. - Thank you! You're the best.

Bloody hell, that lobster wasn't free.

Did you hurt yourself? Let's take a look.

Are you hurt?

Is there a little mark there? Yes, there is.

She was playing... She was playing with the wooden spoons earlier.

She accidentally hit herself with one.

What? You can't hit yourself!

- It's OK. - It must have been quite hard.

But she's OK. She's OK.

- You're too strong for your own good. - You're a strong girl.

- Is it time? - Yes. Come on.

Let's take a look.

Hello?

Hi.

Can I sleep here instead? I love this room.

Eddie will be here in a few days anyway.

I figure this makes more sense since Bianca's moved out.

- That's only temporary, but... - Sorry, I thought she'd moved out.

No. It would have been nice if you'd asked me first.

- Sorry. I can stay in Eddie's room. - No, no, don't worry.

- Of course you can sleep here. - Thank you.

- All right, sweet dreams. - Sweet dreams. You're the best!

Hey, honey?

We forgot something yesterday.

What do you mean? We had a perfect romantic evening, just the two of us.

Oh, that's what you mean?

How do I make the water come out of the showerhead instead of the tub tap?

- You just turn the knob one way. - I tried that, and it doesn't work.

It's not that hard, but I'll show you.

- All right. - Look, Lisa.

I tried a bunch of different ways.

Can I borrow your car today?

That might be tricky. I'm picking up a few things on my way to work.

- Was there a specific reason? - I got hold of Janke.

- Right, OK. - She lives in Brottby.

- That's pretty far away, right? - Yes. So you're going to stay with her?

No, that fell through, so...

- Does anyone want more coffee? - No, I'm drinking tea as usual.

I need to go. Does that mean you won't be home tonight?

If I can't find a car, I'll just stay here.

Text me so I know what's going on. Bye.

Bye-bye.

Honey! I forgot something.

Oh?

- I love you. - I love you too.

- You're the best. - She won't be here for very long.

I know it's annoying, but we've been through worse. We'll deal with this.

Just be patient.

- Kisses. - Kisses.

Drive safely.

- You should probably take that away. - Really?

So she doesn't hurt herself again.

- She hurt herself with that spoon. - She hurt herself with that as well?

Yes. What do you mean?

- What do you mean by "as well"? - I don't know...

What happened with Lo?

Look at this number again, 47. Round it up to the nearest 10.

- Give me a break, 50! - Exactly! Perfect.

Let's do the next one, 22. It'll only take a minute.

- I have to pee. It's 20, by the way. - I'll wait here.

- Want to play football? - Yeah.

It's week 44,

which would be the night of November 2.

Right. I've got a delivery, so I'll call you back. Bye.

- I can't believe you've lied to me! - What?

She fell out of the pram, it tipped over! Emma told me!

- She was OK. - It could have been a disaster!

I'm away for ten minutes and come back to find her black and blue!

You should have strapped her in.

She was asleep! You would've noticed if you hadn't been listening to music!

- You know what it's like with sound... - It's not about that!

It's about you lying to me!

It's...

- I was just so worried that... - Don't answer it!

I chose not to tell you because I know how bloody angry you get.

- I'm sorry. - You're afraid of me. Is that it?

No, but...

- Can you explain it? I don't get it. - I feel like you supervise me sometimes.

Supervise you? Are you serious?

How can you even be married to me if that's how you feel?

I don't always feel like that.

But sometimes it feels like you've been waiting for me to make a mistake.

She was OK, so I didn't say anything, because I know how upset you get...

This is fucked up. We have a big fucking problem here.

- I don't even know what to do. - She's awake.

Hello!

Come here. Hi, sweetie.

Hey there.

I'm sorry. I really am, Patrik.

Just promise to tell me the truth.

Can you show me that much respect?

Yes. Of course. I'm sorry.

This is Martin. Leave a message after the beep, and I might get back to you.

Hi, this is Sima from the school. Please call me as soon as you get this.

- It feels awful! - What?

- Yes, it feels awful. - Stop it. Why?

- Because she lied to my face! - Of course she did, she's only human.

She lied about our child getting injured, it's a big deal.

Yes, she's human, and humans lie all the time about absolutely everything.

That's what being human means. I'm sure you've lied ten times in the last hour.

But you have to be honest with the person you love. Honesty is the best policy.

That's not true. Honesty is the worst policy.

I had a relationship where I was honest 100 % of the time. It lasted two weeks.

You're trivialising humans with this nonsense.

We're enormously complex

and have to fight so many things just to keep our heads above water.

That sort of childish moralism won't get you anywhere.

Humans lie when they feel it's appropriate.

It's not about the lie, it's about the intention. What was Lisa's intention?

Was it malicious?

- No. - No, she meant well.

That's why this matter has been settled.

Look at the leaves. It's a beautiful day.

I can't just let it go. She has to realise she was wrong.

- Is that Södertälje we see over there? - No, it's Hägersten.

- So you just left school today? - No, it's a half inset day.

- And that means you should study. - No, it means the teachers do.

We just get half the day off.

Can I just ask... Is there anything wrong with Gugge's flat?

- Why do you ask? - You're here all the time.

- Gugge has a flat too. - That's just how it works out.

Did you count all the apples? They have to be taken care of.

You surely don't expect Martin to... Can you get that?

Sweetie.

So you ride your bike home to pee?

Hi, this is Sima from the school. Please call me as soon as you get this.

Have I run out of petrol?

- Which one am I? - That one. Turn and jump.

- That's what I've been doing. - There's something wrong with this!

- Hello. - Hey.

See what happens when you listen.

- Fuck! - Can I join you?

- Take this. - This isn't even my character.

So, Willson, why don't you come to Västerås?

Before you say no, listen to this. They're awesome there,

but I don't know why. What do you say?

- I don't think so. - No, not this weekend.

We've got some lovely plans of our own.

Do we?

Right, it's nearly done. It smells delicious.

- It's vabchi, you like that too. - Cevapcici.

You must be Katja.

- Yes, that's me. - Robin. Nice to meet you.

- This is my son, William. - Hi.

- How's it going? - Good. Let's set the table.

- For how many? - Us and the rest of the family.

- Everyone? - Katja's bought some nice wine.

- Do you want some? - Yes, please.

You're awesome.

Thing will be fine, as long as he doesn't take off again.

I'll have a chat with him.

Thanks for dinner. You're an entertaining bunch!

I don't know... Thanks for being good with Eddie.

He likes you. You're his Zlatan.

I'm glad.

- See you. Take care. - You too.

Take it easy. Hands on the handlebars.

I wanted to carry on studying, but then I had Nicki.

It's never too late. I'm not that old.

No, you're really young.

If your babies turn out that cute, you should have more.

Yes, but it was a really difficult birth. I don't know if I'd survive another one.

No, that sounds tough.

The second one might be perfect, not at all like the first.

With Sabina, we were there for over 24 hours. It was chaos. Poor Anja.

Then this one popped out in two hours. In and out.

- I've always been quicker than you. - Your head was a lot smaller.

Then it's a lot quicker.

- How was the birth for you? - It went well, thanks.

Was it vaginal or a caesarean?

Well... It wasn't a caesarean, it was...

It went well. I had a lot of pain relief.

I think I'll have more wine. Let me know if you want some.

Mum doesn't like to talk about private stuff.

Sure I do. Just maybe not right now.

But you're always saying you should be personal, not private.

Yes, that's my opinion, but I was thinking mostly about the workplace.

Here's some punjene paprike, stuffed peppers.

You'll love it, love.

Shall we sit down? Let's not wait for Anja.

Hi.

Sorry about today. I was a bit harsh.

- Maybe we should talk. - Yeah... I don't know.

- Do you want to? - No.

OK...

- I just want us to be happy. - Me too, obviously.

- But we're just so different. - I agree.

For example...

You're extremely gorgeous.

- Does it hurt to be that gorgeous? - Yes, it hurts.

- Does it hurt your face? - Yes, it's quite painful.

Does it hurt anywhere else?

Yes. A bit...

- Where? - A bit further down, it's really painful.

- There? - I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Willson, this is one of my favourites. It'll make you big and strong.

There you are!

Hi, sweetie! You look lovely.

- Hi. - Everything OK?

- Yes, how are you? - I'm good.

Hi, Katja! Hi, William!

So lovely you could join us for dinner!

Sit down so we can eat, it's getting cold.

I don't think I can squeeze in. Can you shift a little?

- Let's move up a bit. - I'll take that.

Right. This is lovely!

There... We're thrilled to be here.

I don't care what you say, you can't skive off school.

- OK. - Come on, hit the shower.

- Can't I do it later tonight? - No, do it now. I'll make you sandwiches.

You can borrow my deodorant. You smell like... Skunk Anansie.

- Hi. - Hey.

Right. I'm going home first,

so I'll see you.

I don't follow. Was that very clever of you, hanging out with him?

I don't have the energy to argue.

I remember you sitting here crying.

People can change their minds. I've forgiven him.

OK, then.

- Aren't you having breakfast? - No, I'm on a diet.

- What? - I was joking. Can I go to the loo first?

How long was that shower, 10 seconds?

- 15, actually. - Great. I can see you're soaking wet.

- Come on, get dressed. - Can't I just have breakfast?

Clothes are more important. You can't eat naked like Grandma does, it's gross.

But it's a lot worse when Grandma's naked.

- So Tuesday or Wednesday. - Wednesday is better.

OK, I'll try.

- Hi. - Hi. Are you stalking me?

Maybe a little bit. I asked at your office where you normally have lunch.

I took a chance on you being here.

- Can I see you tonight? - But I've got William.

- Maybe this weekend? - We're going to Västerås tomorrow.

I really need to see you, alone. What do you say?

I'll try to sort something out.

Hi, Katja!

- How are you? How's Wille? - We're both good.

- He seems really sweet. - He takes after his mum.

No, your new boyfriend. I already know Wille is sweet.

Anyway, I was calling because I can't get hold of Patrik.

I was wondering if William can stay with you tonight.

I'm a bit stuck... at work. I could be home quite late.

Sure, that's completely fine. Lovely.

Great, I'll tell him to go to yours after school.

OK. Big hug. Bye.

I've realised that your family is really important to you,

and that's fine. I respect that.

I would just like the rules to be a bit clearer.

OK.

Good. So you realise things have been too messy.

Anja's been acting like she's living with you.

I can agree it was too much last time,

but she just wants us all to feel like a family.

Exactly, because she thinks that you're still a family.

No wonder, she's got a toothbrush at your place in a cup with her name on it.

- It's insane, Branco. - You're so sweet.

OK, I'll throw away her toothbrush and cup, but you have to compromise.

- On what? - Anja. Give her a chance.

She's a good woman. And I just want to be with you, gorgeous.

- OK? - Maybe.

- A little toast. - Cheers.

What do you say? Should we do something naughty?

It's crazy throwing all this food away when half of the world is starving.

There are places in Stockholm that use up old food, right?

- Yes. - That's a weird attitude.

It's like saying we don't need dinner today because we ate yesterday.

Maybe... I've got to put Lo to bed, and Wille, you've got homework, right?

- Can you clear up, Bianca? - What?

You want to go driving this weekend? Wouldn't that be fun?

Maybe.

Hello.

- She's a nice mix of both of you. - The best of us both.

You've got beautiful blue eyes.

- Aren't Martin's blue as well? - His eyes? Yes.

- What? - I was thinking about Bianca.

Well... Can two blue-eyed people have brown-eyed children?

- What do you mean? - It's biological.

If both parents have blue eyes, there aren't any brown genes, and...

I'm leaving.

Oh... What's wrong?

Nothing.

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