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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

Having Lo brings matters to a head.

It was easier when I looked after my children, and you looked after yours.

Easy? You think life is about making everything as easy as possible?

I don't agree. We all have to deal with our problems.

That creates order at home.

- Creates order? - Order is a big part of raising children.

This is very interesting.

What's the meaning of family for you, Lisa? What's most important?

For me, a family is where you want to be the most,

where everyone has their place and enjoys being together,

and where everyone feels nice and secure.

I don't think rules and arguments will accomplish that.

It's about having a pleasant atmosphere where you truly see each other.

Who cares if the kids go to bed too late,

or if Eddie doesn't put his stuff away, or if we have too much pizza?

That stuff doesn't matter.

Patrik, you don't agree.

I do agree that a pleasant atmosphere and feeling secure is super important,

but you also have to realise that getting there isn't straightforward.

It's not good for kids to always be told "everything's fine, we'll sort it out".

Kids test boundaries constantly. Adults have to show what's unacceptable.

If you have routines and rules that they respect, calmness will follow.

Patrik, you're talking about what's important when raising children,

but the question was: "What about family is important to you?"

I also think that security is the most important thing,

but I guess we have different ways to get there.

Child-rearing is important. I want to get through these early years

and drum the important bits into them, and then harmony will follow.

Harmony? Kids are wild!

Lots of crazy things happen when you have kids. It's messy and awkward.

That's a part of having a large family. It will never be harmonious.

Especially if all you do is shout at your children.

I don't know... I just think you get the kids you deserve.

SIX WEEKS EARLIER

2, 6, 3, 4, 0, 8, 16... Damn it!

0, 9, 16. We'll be having black pudding for dinner this month.

So? It's tasty.

Without lingonberry jam. Great.

34...

I've got lots of big jobs coming in, OK? Don't worry.

Damn it, I lost track!

These OCR reference numbers are so long. What does "OCR" even mean?

Just typing this crap in causes this bloody obsessive psycho reaction.

I'm borrowing this for the viewing. I need a splash of colour, OK?

- Is this the last one? - Yes.

- And these are all of them? - It should be.

The school's looking for a new deputy head.

Right.

- I might apply. - OK. Do you really want to?

- Yeah, it might be exciting. - OK.

Hello? You don't seem that keen.

It's just that I thought teaching was your vocation.

- Yeah... - Deputy head doesn't sound that fun.

And you'll have less to do with the kids. Dealing with them is what you like.

- But the pay is better. - Right, OK.

What? It's important to earn money. What kind of a slacker attitude is that?

Having fun is all that matters, who cares what you get paid?

No, but taking a boring job just for the money?

- Who said it'll be boring? - What a strong reaction! Calm down.

Try it then. Try it in the spring, and if it's boring,

you can be a teacher again next autumn.

- I'd be starting in a month. - What?

I know we agreed I should stay at home, but these bills are stressing me out.

But you have to trust me! I'll manage. A bit of faith would be nice.

- OK. - God!

It was just a suggestion.

Hi there. Good morning!

You can be head next year instead. I'll go wake the boys.

Hi, cutie. What are we going to do today?

THE BONUS FAMILY

- I want ham and cheese! - Then get down here.

- I will get it off, sweetie. - But they're disgusting.

- Did Lo throw up on you? - She pooed.

It will come off, I'm rinsing them. What do you want me to do?

- Buy me new ones. - Absolutely not!

Lo always gets new stuff, why can't I?

Maybe Lisa gets her new stuff all the time. I don't.

- Thanks for that comment. - Sweetie? I will get it off.

- Can't we just get him new ones? - No! Do you know how much they are?

No. By the way, do you have any cash? I need money for the school fundraiser.

- Didn't you do that yesterday? - I didn't have time.

- What are you doing? - Looking for my keys.

Look in the hoody you threw on the sofa last night.

- I had 400 kronor in here yesterday. - We'll have to stop at the cash machine.

- Come on, let's go! - Did you take money from my wallet?

- No! - You were holding it. Where is it?

I was holding it because it was in the way when I was looking for my keys.

God, are you deaf?

- This is not OK. - You probably just bought something.

No, I'm not stupid. I saw him holding it. We'll have to frisk him.

Frisk him? What is this, Guantánamo?

Ask him nicely then. It's in his pocket.

- Did you borrow money from Patrik? - No!

OK. No.

If she learns to drive with me, we can talk about stuff without all the drama.

Yeah, sure.

The place feels so empty now that she's living with you.

It's ringing.

Nice picture.

Go for it, it's fine by me.

But when I called her to suggest it, she wasn't too keen on the idea,

so if you could talk to her and support me, that would be great.

Right, sure.

- But...? - Nothing. It just feels a bit awkward.

- But I'll do it for you. - Awkward?

If she doesn't want to do it, I'd be nagging her. But I'll do anything for you.

- Thanks. - No problem.

- Crap, he saw you holding my arm. - Stop it.

Hi.

I'm on my way. I'm in the car. There's just a lot of traffic. See you in five.

- Honey, the limit here is 30 km/h. - But... Why is it called a check-up?

It's an 8 month check-up, that's why.

But why it can't be called the 8 month check or meetup?

It's an MOT at the baby inspection centre.

What happens if she fails? What the hell do we do?

If there's a minor flaw, we'll go home and train her and come back for re-evaluation.

But if there's a serious flaw, you'll be taken out of commission!

We'll have to take you to the scrapyard!

I'm coming, I'm coming.

Daddy's coming. Hello, sweetheart!

- You didn't strap her in? - It was such a short journey.

- You always have to strap her in! - Calm down!

- Katja speaking. - Hi, it's me, Branco.

Hello.

My phone hasn't been getting a lot of action lately.

- Especially not from you. - OK?

Can we meet up? What are you doing tonight?

I'm busy tonight, so I can't.

How's William? Is he coming to training?

I doubt it. He's at his dad's this week, and I don't interfere. We're divorced.

I have a deadline, so I have to go.

When can I see you?

I can't answer that right now. We'll see. I have to go. Bye.

- How's the contract coming along? - I'm working on it.

You'll have it in one minute.

Did you speak to Eddie again? About the money, of course.

No, I couldn't. Wille was in the car.

Would you have spoken to him otherwise?

- About what? - About stealing from his bonus dad!

- Hi. - Hi.

- Can you answer me? - She's feeling a bit hot.

- You find it hard to confront your kids. - Confront? I talk to my kids.

Why's everyone always confronting him? If it's not other parents, it's you.

Without me, he would have had to change classes.

- Confront Wille, then. Maybe it's him. - I saw Eddie go through my wallet!

You always blame Eddie, whatever it's about.

You find it hard to deal with problems. Should we look for a 35 year check-up?

You're so funny.

Call the police.

- Yes, maybe I should. - Or maybe you're a police officer.

No, I'm a teacher actually.

And you still leave a wallet right in front of their noses?

- What? - It's not a good idea to tempt them.

- Most of them can't help themselves. - Exactly.

Tempt them? I've put it on the table in the hallway for 20 years.

So this is little Lo? Hello! Aren't you just lovely?

She's got a bit fatter since last time.

Hey.

- All right? - Yeah.

- There are sandwiches in the kitchen. - Nice.

- How much was that? - Why?

I was just thinking that if you ran out of money...

Did you find my swimming trunks?

Yes, before Lo pooed on me, I asked you to look for them.

No, I haven't had the time, sweetie. Maybe you can keep track of them yourself.

What does "debt collection" mean?

If you don't pay your bills, the debt goes to a debt collector.

It's like Gringotts in Harry Potter.

They send goblins after you if you don't pay.

But it's not dangerous. Is it for school?

No, it's just that a letter came in the mail.

I'll go look for my swimming trunks.

Sweetie? Hey...

- Don't turn it off. - It's overflowing!

- It's just so bloody nice. - Is it nice?

I just want to ask you something.

- OK. - It's the last time I'll ask you.

I just wanted to check if it was you who took the money from Patrik's wallet.

No, I told you I didn't take his bloody money!

It's always like this. Whenever something happens, everyone blames me.

You do it, my classmates do it. It's mean!

I get it, I get it, sorry! It's unfair.

- Hi. - Have you seen my swimming trunks?

No. Could you...?

Close the door, please.

I just had to ask.

Hi! Look who's bouncing!

What a bouncy girl!

He swears he didn't take it, so I can't ask him again.

No. OK, you've done what you can. That's great. Thank you.

- You're welcome. - What are you thinking?

I'm thinking about Bianca. This situation is extremely tough on me.

I know, but she'll come back.

We can ask her if she wants to eat here on a few set days every week.

That's a good idea. Great, I'll ask her.

There was just one other thing... I wanted to talk to you about.

- Hi. - Hi. We thought you were asleep.

- I just went for a walk. - It's late, you should have told us.

I'm being really boring, but I want to go to bed.

This should have been paid two months ago.

I have paid it, it's fine. A bit late, but that's OK.

- I'll call them tomorrow. - You have to pay a late fee.

I'll sort it, it's fine.

- Want me to come upstairs with you? - No, it's fine.

Test it out, I'll come back later.

- Sorry, man. - It's fine.

I just sold a Mirage Ultrasoft, and I'm about to sell a Comforter.

I overslept like a bloody idiot. This can't be happening.

It's fine! As long as you had a good night, I'm happy.

Yes, it was great. My mum was there.

Bianca wanted help I couldn't give her with her physics homework,

but on the plus side, I couldn't sleep a wink the whole night. Great.

- Do you know what your problem is? - No.

- You have to get rid of that. - What do you mean?

You have to draw a line under it, "turn the page", as the King said.

- You haven't got a clue. - I do.

Lisa is the mother of my children. I don't think we'll get married again,

but she's an important part of my life.

I can see you've moved on.

As head, it's important not to be scared of change.

Exactly. That's just what I was going to say.

I appreciate you tearing yourself away from paternity leave.

Sure, no problem.

You are on leave, right? Where's the kid?

She's with Filip. I wanted to meet with you without any distractions.

Plus, we spend every day together, so it was nice to escape to work.

- Have you been on leave a long time? - Yes, it's been a month.

And all of the summer holidays, so it feels like quite a long time.

It's wonderful, of course, and this time with your child creates a bond that...

I just wanted a quick chat to put a face to the name.

Then we can sit down before the spring when we know what your classes are.

- Exactly. - Good.

I just have to ask... Is Majvor retiring?

- OK, so completely new management? - Yes, new blood.

We'll be appointing a new deputy head shortly.

Really? Is anyone interested?

No, we've just had a couple of applicants.

I can't tell you who, of course, but we were hoping for more interest.

Would you be interested?

Well... I can't say that I've given it lots of thought,

but now that you mention it... Maybe it'd be interesting.

- So apply! - Do you think so?

Yes! It'll be interesting with someone who's been here a while, since I'm new.

Yeah... I need to run it by my family, but...

- You may well receive my application. - Great!

Patrik! Lo's crying, are you deaf?

Are you coming?

- What happened? - No idea.

She just woke up and started crying.

- I didn't do anything, I swear. - Well, pick her up! You work with kids!

Yes, but I work verbally. I work with theories, and thoughts,

and feelings, and psychological manipulation, not touch.

To touch someone, I want to feel fundamentally secure.

Otherwise, I'll transfer my anxiety onto her.

Talking about anxiety, we've found a great assistant for Eddie!

An anxiety-ridden person?

No, the one you liked from after-school club, remember?

Sima, a wonderful person.

I was referring to your anxiety concerning Eddie.

- Can you see these all right? - Yeah...

But doesn't that feel a tad outdated? Don't lemons have sort of a '90s vibe?

I think it looks good.

But I don't know about that throw...

Yes, lime would look better with the sofa.

Excuse me.

- Hi, honey. - Hi, how's it going?

Fine. We're doing a really cool thing with lemons,

which is sure to cause a bidding war.

I'm low on battery, what did you want?

Can you stop by Katja's place and get Wille's swimming trunks?

Sure, but I'll be late, so don't wait for me before you eat.

- Is Eddie home? - I don't know, I'm not there yet. Hello?

- Hello? - Hello?

Crap.

- Do you happen to have a phone charger? -Sorry.

Right...

What happened to the throw? Oh, there it is.

- How can you not like basil? - It doesn't taste good.

What's that smell?

We've made pasta with tomato sauce, basil, and garlic.

It smells amazing!

- Wow. - Have a seat.

This is great! Why don't we do this every day?

You need to go home sometimes, I guess.

- I'll tuck in then. - Some water.

- Do you want some? - Please.

It's good!

Dad? Can we have some friends over tonight?

- We'll just be in the loft. - Tomorrow's an inset day.

- No problem. - It's just some classmates.

No problem.

Could we have a bottle of wine as well?

- It'll be a glass each, max. - A small glass.

I'm nearly 17!

You mean you'll be 17 next year.

This is delicious.

My mum's away,

but she normally lets me have some if I need it.

Right, sure. Normally.

We can always call an older guy to get some for us.

- Yes, we should. - No, I don't think so.

- Isn't it better to have one glass each? - Plus, we'll be at home.

Right, we'll be at home. I'm not going out.

It's better if she drinks here with a safe group of people

than if she wakes up unconscious tomorrow and finds herself miles away.

Definitely. One bottle.

Well, I don't know how anyone can wake up unconscious...

OK, one bottle of wine. All of you have to share it.

- Yes, and we'll stay upstairs. - You're not going anywhere.

- No, of course not! - We'll just be at home.

And you're only allowed to listen to cheesy music.

- Did Wille quit training completely? - Yes, it wasn't his thing.

- He's not exactly the physical type. - So you're not seeing Branco at all?

- Where did I put them? - He's pretty damn hot, by the way.

Right. Has William been leaking like a sieve?

No, sorry. It was just a joke. I didn't know...

I thought everyone in your supersized family knew. Do you want a bag?

No, it's fine. We haven't discussed it, just so you know.

Good.

Are you seeing each other?

Well, I don't know what's going on.

Do you want to sit down for a bit?

I haven't felt this humiliated since I wet myself in primary school.

There's nothing embarrassing about this.

That's easy for you to say. You're still tight with your ex too.

What are they doing? What's wrong with the people I meet?

Branco is kissing his ex, is that normal?

I don't know. Martin and I may not kiss, but I do hug him a lot.

That's different. You give them a brief hug at Christmas or New Year's.

I might have done that on the odd occasion.

- Why are you laughing? - I'll get you some water.

I don't want water. I want wine, Lisa.

- OK. - It's to the left of the cooker.

- Can I choose? - I only have nice wines.

- Oh, Jesus... - Why isn't she answering?

The battery's dead, and she said she was working late.

- Is it maths? - I don't get it, can you help me?

- Is it division? - Yes.

It's tricky, but we'll manage.

"Which division gives a quotient that is less than one?"

Which one? Should we start by writing them down?

I realise it's a big adjustment,

but it's a good thing that he has a close relationship with his kids' mum.

- That means they feel secure. - Sure.

Secure or completely confused.

These aren't kids we're talking about either. They're adults.

Sorry, but I'm bloody starving.

I haven't eaten. Do you have anything I could snack on?

I might have something. I forgot to go to the shop.

It's like I stop eating when William isn't here.

I see.

How about more wine?

Do you know who eats socks in our family?

Eddie, maybe.

Maybe he eats money.

Have you noticed him having more money or buying expensive stuff lately?

No.

It's a mystery then.

Listen, that debt collection thing...

What if you can't pay? Will they take the car?

Yes. Or your iPad.

- What? - I'm kidding. Don't worry, it'll be fine.

- I'm going to bed. - Sweet dreams.

- Good night. - See you in the morning.

This is Lisa Johansson. I can't take your call right now, so leave a message...

This is Lisa Johansson. I can't take your call right now...

- Hi, sweetie, how are you? - Not good at all. Mum's never home.

OK, so where is she?

She's working.

That's what it's like sometimes, you know that. Adults have to work.

- Patrik's there, isn't he? - Can I please come live with you too?

That might not be such a good idea.

Mum would miss you so much she'd die, and we wouldn't want that, right?

It's time to swap over soon, and then you'll be here...

You'll be here for a whole week, and we'll hang out.

Your mum should be home any minute.

- OK, bye. - OK?

- And this one? - Avicii!

- Bruno Mars! - Timberlake!

Say the name of the song, not the artist. Let's do another one.

- I know, Axwell! - That's an artist. Name the song.

- How the hell would I know? - Work it out.

OK, my turn.

Hey.

Hello.

- Put on another song. - I need the loo.

OK, this is a bit more like Ingrosso. This one.

Hi.

- Are you OK? - Yeah.

No, you're not. I can see that you're not OK.

I saw Matteo come in. Don't you want him here?

I can throw them out if you want. I'm really strong, you know that.

Shit!

Hey...

I would never willingly socialise with Patrik.

I've noticed that, Katja.

But the kids come first.

- You think so too, of course. Sorry. - I do, actually.

But I don't think it's a problem, and neither does William.

No, but Martin means a lot to me. He's important...

Exactly! That's what I mean. Branco says exactly the same thing.

- "She means so much to me." - We're all different.

This is about you not wanting to worry about him wanting his ex back.

- Anja? Vanja? - Anja.

Of course I worry. I don't know how he feels. I can't look into his brain.

- You can't? - No, you think too highly of me.

I hardly know him.

I just think it's way too messy.

OK, then you should work out what you want and how you feel, and tell him.

Wow, that's sensible. Are you a psychiatrist now?

Give him another chance.

He seems sweet, nice, and kind.

- Send him a text right away. - He'll be asleep.

No, he won't be! He's waiting for you to get in touch.

- Come on, get up. - Calm down!

ARE YOU ASLEEP?

Send it.

Wow, I would never have done that.

- Strange question. - Good.

Well... What?

NO. CAN I CALL YOU?

OK, I'll be going now.

Hey... Thank you.

Thank you.

Good luck.

- What an idiot. - Stop it. I shouldn't have said anything.

Yes, you should have. When you start sleeping with other people, it's over.

- Everything just falls apart. - It was a really long time ago.

So? Then you're left there, duped. People laughing behind your back.

It's the person you trust the most in the whole world.

- I'm throwing the bastard out. - Seriously?

Well, what...

I'll throw them all out. I'll tell them the party's over, and that you're ill.

OK? Plus, I need to sleep.

It'll be fine. You did the right thing by telling me.

I'm going to the loo.

Hello?

Are you pretending to be asleep?

- Shit! - What are you doing?

I'm sorry!

- Please, you'll wake Lo up. - Oh, Lo!

- Hi, sweetie! - Don't wake her up.

Did you find the swimming trunks?

Oh no, I left them at Katja's. Sorry. How silly of me.

We had such a great chat. I think we'll all benefit from this.

- Are you drunk? - No!

- What did you talk about? - You, of course.

The whole night. We're like this now.

You don't know Katja. She's a bloody ice queen.

- I tried to call you 10,000 times. - My mobile's dead, remember?

I went to the school, and they've found an assistant for Eddie.

What was her name? Sima. I recommended her.

What do you mean "Sima"? Why didn't they call me?

- Maybe they tried. - Not very hard.

- I even gave you a power bank. - It doesn't work.

Thanks for a broken gift, by the way.

- Did you charge it? - God, you have to charge that too?

- Good night. - How annoying.

I'm really glad you got in touch.

You see, the thing is,

I've barely been able to sleep a wink.

I've been thinking about you way too much.

I've brought some nice green tea. Genmaicha.

I'll make some then. Let's boil some water.

I'm not really here for the tea.

I wanted to be close to you.

I've missed you a lot.

- I've been working quite a lot... - That's why I'm happy you texted.

- I've told Anja about you as well. - Let's not talk about Anja now.

I know, but it got so weird, and I want her to know how I feel about you.

She was really happy and wants to meet you.

What, me meeting Anja?

Not just you, William too and everyone else.

- Maybe we should wait a little. - Yes, I really think we should.

But I really think the tea can wait too.

I know one thing we might not need to wait for.

Hey, sweetie. Move in a bit.

Good morning.

- Why didn't you answer your phone? - My mobile died.

I'm sorry.

You know I hate being alone with Patrik.

I know, but I do have to work. But I'm here with you now.

- Mum, your breath smells like poo. - Sorry!

- I've packed your trunks and towels. - Did you find mine?

I left them at Katja's, so I packed Eddie's old ones for you. Hope that's OK.

How about we do something today, just the three of us?

- I thought you were working. - It's the last day of that exhibition.

I want to see it. I can work this weekend.

- Not on the weekend! - I'm a freelancer, I set my own hours.

- They've taken the car! - Oh, right!

- I left it in town. I'll call a taxi. - A taxi?

- I'll put it down as expenses. - That doesn't mean it's free.

Yes, essentially it is.

Holiday...

- Hello? - This is Stefan from the school.

I wanted to talk to you about the deputy head position.

- I'm definitely still interested. - Great. So you'll apply?

Yeah, I just have to run it by my wife first.

- Lisa speaking. - This is Göran Wikström from the council.

- Was our appointment today? - Yes. 20 minutes ago, actually.

I've had some problems with my email. I didn't get all of them.

So it's today, like now?

We'll have to reschedule.

No, it's fine. I can be there in ten minutes.

- OK. - Great! Thanks a lot. Bye.

As you can see, there's electrical wiring all around the front.

- Three-phase in these corners. - Is that necessary?

It depends. But it's there.

- And attachment points, well-anchored. - Right.

There's one every ten metres, but that doesn't mean you can't put more up.

- No, right. - But sticking to our schedule is key.

Of course! The sooner, the better. That's how I work.

- We're on the same wavelength. - Definitely!

- So are we in agreement? - Absolutely!

- Let's do it. Welcome to our group. - Great, thank you!

- Hello? - Hi.

Listen, I think the exhibition you were talking about finished last week.

And I know this sounds boring, but we should talk about our budget this autumn.

It doesn't sound boring, it sounds incredibly boring.

Yes, it might be, but I think it would be useful, because...

Really, you should have bought me champagne, but I happened to be in town.

We're going to raise a toast, because your wife

has been put in charge of the town's Christmas decorations.

- Wow. - Wow!

- Four months full-time, invoiced. - So you'll be really busy then.

- Yes, is there a problem with that? - No, it's great, congratulations!

- Glad things are going well. - It's amazing.

Do you know what that means? Mummy will earn a lot more than Daddy.

- Cheers, honey. - Cheers.

I need to change her nappy, I think she's pooed.

This was good.

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