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The doctor will be right in.
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Thanks.
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Drew?
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No. No.
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Got it.
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[CHUCKLES] Hey. Hey. Wow!
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That's not your chart.
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No, I know. I know.
I was just concerned for...
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Mrs. Yang.
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So, how's it going?
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Any, uh, more luck with the peeing?
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[SIGHS] No. No luck.
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I stand. I sit.
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I can't even do it in the shower.
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All right. Let's take a look
at your blood work.
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Uh-huh.
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Eh.
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Oh.
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"Oh"? What is "oh"?
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Your creatinine level
is through the roof.
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And that's not good?
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Rule of thumb, nothing in your body
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should ever be through the roof.
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Drew,
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I'm afraid you're in renal failure.
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"Renal" as in "kidney"?
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Yes.
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Okay. Well...
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any chance there could be a mistake?
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I mean, that girl who took my blood,
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you know, with
the piercings and the tattoos...
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- My daughter.
- Very pretty. Cool style.
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So, what are we talking here?
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Medication?
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Diet? All fat? No fat?
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Should I be catching my own fish?
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It's a little more serious than that.
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Uh, I'm gonna give you the name
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of an excellent nephrologist.
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Good. Good.
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Good. Good.
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Yeah, I don't want a strip mall
nephrologist.
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Excuse me, I'm a little dry.
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[BOTTLE SQUEAKING]
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You know, when I did pee,
it made that sound.
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Look, I know it's a lot to process,
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but you really need to start thinking
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about potential kidney donors.
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Whoa. Uh, what...
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Hang on, you're saying, uh...
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You're saying I need a new kidney?
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I'd start with family.
They're usually the best match.
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Oh, great, a Republican kidney.
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It'll just help you pee.
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It won't tell you which
bathroom to pee in.
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Well, how about friends?
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Uh, I don't really have kidney friends.
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I mean, I have friends,
don't get me wrong.
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Just not the kind that,
you know, care about me.
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Well, meanwhile,
you just got to try to stay positive.
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah. How do I do that?
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I drink, but you have
to make your own choices.
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- ♪ The more you give ♪
- ♪ The more you give ♪
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- ♪ The more you live ♪
- ♪ The more you live ♪
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- ♪ Your happiness is relative ♪
- ♪ Happiness ♪
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♪ But if you're feeling like crap ♪
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♪ It's time to face the fact ♪
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♪ It's your prerogative ♪
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♪ Your prerogative ♪
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♪ To be positive ♪
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Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie
www.addic7ed.com
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God,
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I wasn't raised to believe in you.
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But that's on my parents.
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So... take them.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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Hey.
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[SNAPPING FINGERS]
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Maddie? Come on, honey, let's go.
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Hey, there's my girl.
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- How was your week?
- Fine.
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Okay, well, get ready for a fun weekend.
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Got a lot of stuff plan... Okay.
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[CHUCKLES] Little game
we've been playing lately.
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Ignoring each other. "I'm ignoring you."
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"No, I'm ignoring you." [CHUCKLES]
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It's good fun.
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Look, I think she's still pretty
upset with you over the breakup.
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You left me.
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[CHUCKLES]: Drew, we both know
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that you checked out of
this marriage years ago.
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I'm just the one who moved out.
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I'll see you Sunday.
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[CLEARS THROAT] Actually, about that.
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I have to bring Maddie back early.
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I have to go to a wedding in Bridgeport.
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Oh, well, that'll be fun for you.
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You'll get to sit at the singles table.
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Bet you wish you sat at
the singles table at our wedding.
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[SCOFFS] You okay?
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I don't know,
you just seem bleaker than usual.
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No, I'm-I'm good. Tip-top.
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Okay. If you say so.
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- Julia.
- Yeah?
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Look, I, uh... [CLEARS THROAT]
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I know I wasn't the easiest
person to live with.
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And I could be,
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at times, closed off.
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I-I just want to say I'm sorry.
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[EXHALES SHARPLY] Okay.
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Thank you.
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Maddie?
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Yes?
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[SIGHS]
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I... I love you.
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What?
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I just don't think
we say it enough, so...
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Oh, my God, my dad is so weird.
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On behalf of Leslie and Brian, welcome.
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This night is not only special for them,
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but for all of us who are
lucky enough to know them.
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This union represents your committed...
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[QUIETLY]: Do you see that guy?
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What about him?
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We hooked up at the rehearsal dinner,
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and now it's like I don't exist.
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[WHISPERS]: Shut up!
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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[PRIEST SPEAKING QUIETLY]
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What are you doing?
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He may not recognize me from the front.
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I will kill you both.
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- Sorry.
- Sorry.
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Maybe the top of my
head will ring a bell.
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING NEARBY]
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Drew?
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Is that Drew Dunbar?
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Gina. Hello, hi.
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Oh, my God,
I haven't seen you since high school.
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Aah! [LAUGHS]
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Yes, it's been a long time.
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Oh, did you see me?
I was in the wedding.
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Yeah, I saw you. Everyone saw you.
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So what have you been up to?
Tell me everything.
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Uh... [SIGHS] okay, well, um,
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I got married, became a therapist,
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have a beautiful daughter.
She's 12, really smart.
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Ah, kids are great.
Can you prescribe drugs?
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No, that's a psychiatrist.
I'm a psychologist.
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Internet degree, but still very real.
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What about you?
What's been going on with you?
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Um, not much. Just my boring life.
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Although last year there was
this one little misunderstanding,
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but it got expunged.
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Expunged?
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It's like... I didn't do it.
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Anyway...
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Um, I got this job
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driving a senior van for
this assisted living place.
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They are the sweetest people ever.
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But they die, like, constantly.
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Sometimes in the van, and it's a mess.
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Yeah. Bummer. Uh...
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Well, uh, good catching up.
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Wait. Are you okay?
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Yeah. Why?
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I am around death all the time,
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and something about you
seems a little deathy.
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Wow, what a weird superpower.
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Well, uh, as a matter of fact,
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I, um... I did just find out
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that I need a kidney transplant.
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I knew it! I was thinking
more the colon area,
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but I was in the neighborhood. [LAUGHS]
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[CHUCKLES] Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, well, I'm sure
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it'll all work out.
No biggie, as the kids say.
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Oh, no, it is a biggie.
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I have this one old dude, Mr. Lopez,
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that I drive to dialysis
three times a week,
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but... but he is old,
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[VOICE BREAKING]: and
you are still young.
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That is so sad.
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Does that make you sad?
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Uh... y-yeah. No, yeah, it does.
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Anyway, uh, good catching up.
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Drew, wait!
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Yeah?
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Come here.
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Keep coming.
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I know this is gonna sound crazy,
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but what if I give you my kidney?
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- [CHUCKLES]: What?
- I'm totally serious.
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And this is not the wine talking,
or the weed,
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or whatever that pink pill was.
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Gina, you can't just make
a rash decision like this.
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Oh, can't I?
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Who's "Gunner"?
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Exactly!
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Come on, let me do this for you.
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Oh, Xanax. That was the pink pill.
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We can be kidney
buddies for life. [LAUGHS]
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My organ will be in you, Drew.
Do you hear me?
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- I will be in you.
- Oh... [CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
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Old high school friend.
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Okay, look, Gina, I think it's amazing
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that you want to do this for me,
really, but, um,
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I've already got some feelers
out for potential donors.
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So wait, are you turning down my kidney?
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[SCOFFS]
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Wow. I gotta tell you,
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I'm a little insulted.
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No-no, you know,
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I'm a lot insulted.
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I mean, I have given my body
to many men before,
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but never for keeps.
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Stuck the landing.
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I so wish I could, but I already donated
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both of my kidneys.
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- Whose kidney?
- You're serious?
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That's just bad luck for you,
ain't it? [LAUGHS]
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My kidney?
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I'd really feel more comfortable
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if I just stick to doing your taxes.
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Does it have to be a human kidney?
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What? No.
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GINA: ♪ I like big butts ♪
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♪ And I cannot lie ♪
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♪ You other brothers can't deny...
Diabetics! ♪
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OTHERS: ♪ When a girl walks
in with an itty-bitty waist ♪
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♪ And a round thing in
your face you get sprung ♪
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Cardiac patients!
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♪ Wanna pull up tough
'cause you notice that butt ♪
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♪ Was stuffed! ♪
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Yes.
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Now I believe you like big butts.
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All right, New Rochelle Medical.
That's Fred and Maurice.
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Wait, just Fred.
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Maurice is on the bus to Heaven.
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Okay, people, this is Fred's
first chemo treatment.
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Let's show him some love.
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- Thanks, everybody.
- Hey!
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You got this. Go kick cancer's ass.
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Drew?
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Is that Drew Dunbar?
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What are you doing here?
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I went by the assisted living place.
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- They told me your route.
- Get up here.
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Hey, everybody, this is my friend Drew.
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We went to high school together.
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[OVERLAPPING GREETINGS]
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Don't let it go to your head.
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They cheer when I run a yellow light.
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So, what is going on with you?
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God, how long has it been?
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How long?
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We saw each other the other night;
at the wedding?
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We did?
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Yeah. You don't remember?
You fell out of a window.
260
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You're gonna have to be more specific.
261
00:12:14,402 --> 00:12:16,051
Are you screwing with me?
262
00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:20,505
Oh, oh, I think I know what happened.
263
00:12:20,530 --> 00:12:22,309
You talked to Becca.
264
00:12:22,334 --> 00:12:24,268
Uh, no, it was you.
265
00:12:24,293 --> 00:12:26,113
Mm, it was Becca.
266
00:12:26,138 --> 00:12:28,672
Sometimes when I party too much,
there's this other girl
267
00:12:28,697 --> 00:12:32,543
who kind of takes over,
and she's a crazy bitch.
268
00:12:32,904 --> 00:12:34,653
Okay, well, uh,
269
00:12:34,678 --> 00:12:37,848
Becca kind of offered to
donate her kidney to me.
270
00:12:37,873 --> 00:12:40,507
God, that is so Becca!
271
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,199
How do you not remember?
"I'm gonna be in you!
272
00:12:43,224 --> 00:12:45,074
I'm gonna be in you!"
273
00:12:46,413 --> 00:12:48,213
I don't feel safe right now. [CHUCKLES]
274
00:12:48,238 --> 00:12:50,705
No, that-that's what you said to me.
275
00:12:53,402 --> 00:12:56,703
So wait. You really need a kidney?
276
00:12:56,728 --> 00:12:57,957
That's serious, isn't it?
277
00:12:57,982 --> 00:13:00,074
- You could, like, die.
- Who died?
278
00:13:00,099 --> 00:13:02,113
Maurice did. Don't worry about it.
279
00:13:02,138 --> 00:13:04,293
Okay, I'm sorry to have bothered you.
280
00:13:04,318 --> 00:13:06,151
I'll just get out here.
281
00:13:07,974 --> 00:13:09,871
Hold up a second.
282
00:13:10,311 --> 00:13:12,452
I have two kidneys, right?
283
00:13:12,477 --> 00:13:13,629
Yeah.
284
00:13:13,654 --> 00:13:15,122
Why do I need two?
285
00:13:15,147 --> 00:13:16,746
You don't.
286
00:13:17,684 --> 00:13:20,528
Well, then, guess
who's getting a kidney.
287
00:13:20,553 --> 00:13:21,840
Me?
288
00:13:21,865 --> 00:13:23,910
That's right, Mr. Lopez.
289
00:13:24,191 --> 00:13:26,658
Don't worry, he won't remember.
290
00:13:29,887 --> 00:13:31,964
You're really gonna
let them cut you open,
291
00:13:31,989 --> 00:13:35,245
take out your kidney and
stick it in some strange dude?
292
00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:37,948
He's not some strange dude, he's...
293
00:13:37,973 --> 00:13:40,793
the one guy I didn't hook up
with in high school.
294
00:13:41,504 --> 00:13:45,028
And this is just a blood test
to see if we're compatible.
295
00:13:45,053 --> 00:13:46,410
As long as we're here, at least
296
00:13:46,435 --> 00:13:48,625
get a prescription for something.
297
00:13:48,650 --> 00:13:50,050
What are you in the mood for?
298
00:13:50,075 --> 00:13:52,008
I don't know, surprise me.
299
00:13:52,512 --> 00:13:54,418
Here, one of the old ladies on my van
300
00:13:54,443 --> 00:13:56,324
made glaucoma brownies.
301
00:13:56,349 --> 00:13:58,567
You have the best job.
302
00:13:59,965 --> 00:14:03,083
So, are you at least
getting any money for this?
303
00:14:03,108 --> 00:14:05,262
- Or prizes?
- No.
304
00:14:05,287 --> 00:14:08,512
Not even a Jet Ski?
You should ask for a Jet Ski.
305
00:14:09,184 --> 00:14:11,059
I'm doing this to save his life.
306
00:14:11,084 --> 00:14:14,676
I'm like a shining light in
a world that is, you know,
307
00:14:14,701 --> 00:14:16,653
dark and bad.
308
00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:18,285
That's great, that's great.
309
00:14:18,310 --> 00:14:20,744
I still don't know
why you're doing this.
310
00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:24,535
All right, you remember
when I totaled my Ford Fiesta?
311
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:26,067
Oh, I loved that car.
312
00:14:26,092 --> 00:14:28,387
They don't make brown cars anymore.
313
00:14:29,310 --> 00:14:32,528
Yeah, but more importantly,
the doctors thought
314
00:14:32,553 --> 00:14:33,819
I wasn't gonna make it,
315
00:14:33,844 --> 00:14:37,741
and ever since then
I've had this feeling that
316
00:14:38,184 --> 00:14:39,918
I was saved for a reason.
317
00:14:39,943 --> 00:14:43,988
You know, to do something
more important with my life.
318
00:14:44,873 --> 00:14:48,371
I thought it was gonna be
cosmetology school, but...
319
00:14:48,914 --> 00:14:51,426
now I think it's this.
320
00:14:53,426 --> 00:14:54,981
You know what I think?
321
00:14:55,006 --> 00:14:56,660
What?
322
00:14:59,421 --> 00:15:01,371
Eh, it's gone.
323
00:15:03,746 --> 00:15:05,903
DREW: This is never gonna work.
324
00:15:05,928 --> 00:15:08,692
Even if she gives me the kidney,
I'll probably reject it.
325
00:15:08,717 --> 00:15:11,332
Or it'll reject me, out of spite.
326
00:15:12,374 --> 00:15:13,770
So that's it.
327
00:15:14,294 --> 00:15:15,809
I'm gonna die.
328
00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,590
I'll never get to walk my
daughter down the aisle,
329
00:15:18,615 --> 00:15:21,610
or hold my grandchild...
or see Hamilton.
330
00:15:23,159 --> 00:15:24,954
[RHYTHMIC KNOCK ON DOOR]
331
00:15:24,979 --> 00:15:27,009
- Who is it?
- Gina.
332
00:15:30,355 --> 00:15:32,196
So, what happened?
333
00:15:32,852 --> 00:15:34,235
We...
334
00:15:34,260 --> 00:15:36,233
are a match!
335
00:15:36,258 --> 00:15:37,829
- [LAUGHS]
- [SCREAMS]
336
00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,454
Gina, that's incredible.
337
00:15:39,479 --> 00:15:41,837
Oh, I'm gonna pee like a circus horse.
338
00:15:43,230 --> 00:15:45,031
Gina, you saved my life.
339
00:15:45,056 --> 00:15:47,223
Oh... maybe.
340
00:15:48,436 --> 00:15:50,024
What do you mean "maybe"?
341
00:15:50,049 --> 00:15:52,040
There's just one little hiccup.
342
00:15:52,065 --> 00:15:54,837
My doctor said I have to
give up drugs and booze
343
00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,923
for three months before I can donate.
344
00:15:56,948 --> 00:15:57,954
Three months.
345
00:15:57,979 --> 00:16:01,415
Not a problem,
I've quit hundreds of times.
346
00:16:02,790 --> 00:16:05,024
And I'm back to dying.
347
00:16:05,049 --> 00:16:06,501
No, you're not.
348
00:16:06,526 --> 00:16:08,634
Come on, I can do this.
349
00:16:08,809 --> 00:16:12,344
Starting right now,
I am quitting everything.
350
00:16:12,369 --> 00:16:14,290
No more partying. I'm gonna eat right,
351
00:16:14,315 --> 00:16:16,094
get plenty of exercise.
352
00:16:17,294 --> 00:16:20,062
I'm gonna take good care of your kidney.
353
00:16:22,443 --> 00:16:24,485
That's actually your liver.
354
00:16:26,117 --> 00:16:29,218
Oh, you don't want that.
That is garbage.
355
00:16:37,259 --> 00:16:40,665
Gina, I brought you some
healthy food for my kidney.
356
00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:43,600
Yeah?
357
00:16:43,813 --> 00:16:45,425
I'm looking for Gina.
358
00:16:45,695 --> 00:16:47,337
No Gina here, man.
359
00:16:47,625 --> 00:16:49,506
Oh. Sorry.
360
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,675
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
361
00:16:52,251 --> 00:16:54,501
How about, uh, Becca?
362
00:16:54,526 --> 00:16:56,594
Oh, yeah. She's sleeping.
363
00:16:58,158 --> 00:17:00,469
I mean, I hope she's sleeping.
364
00:17:05,148 --> 00:17:07,649
Oh, God.
365
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,891
Dude, that was my breakfast.
366
00:17:24,254 --> 00:17:25,653
Gina.
367
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:27,743
- Gina.
- Becca.
368
00:17:27,768 --> 00:17:28,868
Here, have some almonds.
369
00:17:28,893 --> 00:17:31,204
Oh, cool. Thanks.
370
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,819
Hey. Hey!
371
00:17:35,844 --> 00:17:37,821
Oh, Drew. Is it kidney time?
372
00:17:37,846 --> 00:17:39,612
Let me just brush my teeth.
373
00:17:41,597 --> 00:17:44,134
What happened to
staying clean and sober?
374
00:17:44,159 --> 00:17:45,839
Excuse me,
but I think the bigger question
375
00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:49,751
that we need to ask right
now is who is that guy?
376
00:17:54,887 --> 00:17:56,305
What is the matter with you?
377
00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,415
I mean, do you not understand
that this is life and death for me?
378
00:17:59,440 --> 00:18:02,340
I have a daughter who
needs to have a father.
379
00:18:02,365 --> 00:18:04,110
- I know. I know.
- No, you don't.
380
00:18:04,135 --> 00:18:06,665
See, I-I knew I couldn't count on you.
381
00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:08,516
You were a train wreck
back in high school,
382
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:11,415
- and you are a train wreck now.
- That is not fair.
383
00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:13,821
I was not this bad in high school.
384
00:18:14,255 --> 00:18:17,594
You know what, Gina,
you can keep your kidney.
385
00:18:17,619 --> 00:18:18,813
You're gonna need it.
386
00:18:18,838 --> 00:18:20,564
You'll probably be dead before me.
387
00:18:20,988 --> 00:18:22,554
[DOOR CLOSES]
388
00:18:24,555 --> 00:18:26,579
Your dad's kind of a dick.
389
00:18:29,188 --> 00:18:32,196
Seriously, who are you?!
390
00:18:35,337 --> 00:18:37,080
Yeah, hi, I'm looking to talk to someone
391
00:18:37,105 --> 00:18:38,641
about getting on the kidney registry.
392
00:18:38,666 --> 00:18:39,744
WOMAN [ON PHONE]: Please hold.
393
00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:40,813
Sure.
394
00:18:40,838 --> 00:18:44,821
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah,
stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
395
00:18:44,846 --> 00:18:48,814
- Really?
- ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' ali... ♪
396
00:19:01,422 --> 00:19:02,845
What?
397
00:19:03,844 --> 00:19:05,213
Nothing.
398
00:19:20,116 --> 00:19:22,229
WOMAN [ON PHONE]:
National Kidney Registry, please hold.
399
00:19:22,253 --> 00:19:27,658
♪ Stayin' alive... ♪
400
00:19:30,172 --> 00:19:33,016
Okay, Leo, this is you.
401
00:19:33,361 --> 00:19:36,244
- Don't forget your prescription.
- Got it.
402
00:19:36,269 --> 00:19:38,752
And call your granddaughter. It's 2020.
403
00:19:38,777 --> 00:19:41,869
- Girls can kiss girls.
- Okay, okay.
404
00:19:43,968 --> 00:19:45,362
Can I come on?
405
00:19:45,387 --> 00:19:46,953
Oh, hey.
406
00:19:47,132 --> 00:19:49,486
- No!
- Please, just for a minute.
407
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:52,994
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
408
00:19:55,670 --> 00:19:56,802
What are you doing?!
409
00:19:56,827 --> 00:19:57,939
I don't know.
410
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,476
- Oh! Ah!
- Get off of there!
411
00:19:59,501 --> 00:20:01,892
Gina! Stop the van.
412
00:20:02,904 --> 00:20:05,071
Stop the van, Gina!
413
00:20:05,096 --> 00:20:07,111
I-I just need to talk to you.
414
00:20:08,320 --> 00:20:11,621
- Make it quick.
- Okay, okay. Ah...
415
00:20:11,646 --> 00:20:13,179
[THUDS]
416
00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:16,338
What are we, Uber now?
417
00:20:17,392 --> 00:20:19,916
Okay, look, I'm sorry I yelled at you.
418
00:20:19,941 --> 00:20:22,431
Apparently I lash out when
I'm afraid I'm gonna die.
419
00:20:22,456 --> 00:20:24,634
- You sure do.
- I know.
420
00:20:24,659 --> 00:20:27,571
And, Gina, I'm sorry but...
421
00:20:27,596 --> 00:20:29,639
I have no one else to turn to.
422
00:20:29,664 --> 00:20:32,232
The wait list for a kidney is,
like, ten years, and
423
00:20:32,257 --> 00:20:34,283
- I won't make that.
- MRS. FRANCO: You won't.
424
00:20:34,308 --> 00:20:36,279
That's how my Frankie died.
425
00:20:36,304 --> 00:20:38,627
So you want help from a train wreck?
426
00:20:38,652 --> 00:20:40,002
I shouldn't have called you that.
427
00:20:40,027 --> 00:20:42,806
No, you shouldn't have.
It was rude and hurtful, and...
428
00:20:45,321 --> 00:20:47,242
... probably true.
429
00:20:47,267 --> 00:20:49,673
Look, would a train wreck
430
00:20:49,698 --> 00:20:52,056
take such good care
of all these old people?
431
00:20:52,081 --> 00:20:53,814
Hey, I'm only 72.
432
00:20:53,839 --> 00:20:56,173
If you're 72, I'm 14.
433
00:20:57,861 --> 00:21:01,306
Would a train wreck offer to do
this incredibly selfless thing
434
00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:03,531
for some guy she knew
back in high school?
435
00:21:04,681 --> 00:21:06,697
It is pretty heroic.
436
00:21:07,224 --> 00:21:10,377
Gina, please, help me.
437
00:21:11,121 --> 00:21:13,088
I'm out of options.
438
00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:18,588
Just say yes. Or kiss.
I'm late for radiation.
439
00:21:21,747 --> 00:21:22,846
Yes.
440
00:21:22,871 --> 00:21:25,181
Thank you. Thank you so much.
441
00:21:29,057 --> 00:21:30,533
Congratulations.
442
00:21:30,558 --> 00:21:32,858
Thanks. And I'm sorry
about your Frankie.
443
00:21:32,883 --> 00:21:35,384
Don't be. I'm with this one now.
444
00:21:48,138 --> 00:21:50,138
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