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♪ On the fifth day of Christmas
my grandkids gave to me ♪
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♪ Five granite rings ♪
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♪ Four paid vacations
three French maids ♪
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♪ Two Piltdown snowmen ♪
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sniff sniff.
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It's show time.
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Rizz.
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Okay, read it to me, Barney boy.
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Ah-ah-choo
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kaboom.
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Uh, gee, Fred.
It says, "Fatso's House."
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Flintstone, it's 6:30
in the morning.
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Cut the lava loving racket.
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Ha ha ha.
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Oh, that's just the caffeine
talking, Mr. Gravelberry.
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It's Christmas. Try and show
a little excitement.
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Uh, who's Flintstone?
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Merry Christmas. I'm..
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Swish
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thud...
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screech.
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Boy, oh, boy.
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What's happened to everyone's
Christmas spirit this year?
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I don't know.
It's probably the world, Fred.
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Everywhere you look.
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"The Bedrock savings
and loanstone collapse."
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Another drive by
stoning last night.
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Give me that, Barn. I am not
gonna let a few, little problems
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ruin Christmas
for me and my family.
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Oh, great,
now, if I wanna read the news
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I got to play scrabble first.
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Ha ha ha
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Wilma, did you ever notice
how the boys turn
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into over grown kids
every Christmas.
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Oh, Barney's forever trying
to figure out what he's getting.
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I know what you mean, Betty.
Fred's the same way.
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Look, I got him one of
these new portable phones.
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My specialty is call waiting.
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Snore.
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Do you think he'll be surprised?
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Oh, I'm sure he will.
He wants a pool table.
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Ha ha ha
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creak
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Fred, Pebbles
and Bamm-Bamm just called.
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They're on the next flight
out of Hollyrock
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and should be here
by 4 o'clock.
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Yabba-dabba do!
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You hear that, Barn?
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Little Chip and Roxy
are on the way.
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My grandkids
are gonna see me play Santa
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in the Slate Corp
Christmas Parade.
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Just one of the perks
of working
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in the biggest pit
in Bedrock, eh, Fred?
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But we still have lots to do
before they arrive.
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"Buy and decorate the tree.
Hang the stockings."
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"Deliver these gifts
to all the neighbors."
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Whoa, whoa, Wilma.
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We have to wait
till everyone gets here.
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Kids are gonna make Christmas
so special.
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But at least go pick up
the turkeysaurus.
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And some more quartz
for these gift stars.
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I tell you, this is gonna be
the greatest Christmas ever.
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Come on, Barn.
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♪ Rudolf the red nosed
pterodactyl ♪
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Alright, what's next, Barn?
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Uh, it looks like
"the A n BC market
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"for Christmas crumble cake
and two boxes
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of turkeysaurus helper."
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Make a donation
for a good cause.
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- What cause?
- Cause I said.
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Okay, give me everything
you got.
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Screech.
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Uh-uh-uh, what
do we do now, Fred?
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Unless that bird is
bullet proof, give it to him.
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Thud.
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Gee, Fred,
I broke Santa in half.
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Yeah, well,
let's get out of here
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before he pulls himself
together.
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'Okay, folks, sorry
you have to go through this'
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on Christmas eve,
but we got a line up.
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- That's the mugger.
- That's the mugger. That's him.
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I'd recognize that face
anywhere.
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Ha ha ha
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Fred, he's just
a harmless child.
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Yeah, well, he was a lot bigger
when he robbed us.
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Kid runs this Santa sting
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with a partner
who plays the bottom half.
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'Yeah, well, then you
better put out and APB on his pants.'
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This is a tapestry of justice.
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I want the book throw at him.
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Creak.
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Stella Stalactite,
Bedrock Social Services.
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This is Stony,
a caveless kid
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from the wrong side
of the tar pits.
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Caveless?
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Oh, Fred,
he's just a child.
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Sure he is, ma'am.
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Would you like
to see his baby pictures?
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Abandoned as an infant.
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Stony looted his nursery
as the infamous Pinky Burglar.
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He's terrorized
every foster home in Bedrock.
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Chomp chomp.
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As a youngster
he was impossible to place.
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No matter how hard we tried, no
one could get through to him.
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I called the media.
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He was even unwanted
by Bedrocks most wanted.
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Oh, I'm not that bad.
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He stuck us up with a gun.
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It was just a twig.
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See it doesn't even
have a twigger.
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Stella, tell him that's a joke.
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You're sure gonna have them
in stiches down at juvie hall
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this holiday, Stony.
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Oh, Fred, it's so sad.
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No one should have to spend
Christmas in jail.
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Maybe we could take him in.
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Oh, sure and while we're at it
why don't we see
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if Charlie Manson-Stone
wants to come for New Years.
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Uh, I'm gonna be busy
New Years, Fred.
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What has happened
to your Christmas spirit
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Fred Flintstone?
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I'll tell you
what's happened to it.
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It's sitting in some pawn shop
with my watch and wallet.
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That kid is not setting foot
in our house.
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And that's final.
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Creak.
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Whoa! Great places,
Mrs. Flintstone. What a carpet.
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Ill get some rock-nog.
Barney, come give me a hand.
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Why don't you make Stony
feel at home, Fred.
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Barney, you gotta help me.
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Ha ha. Right, Fred.
I'll hide the silver.
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Whoa, Mr. Flintstone, nice TV.
I can get you free cable.
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Swish swish
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click.
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Alone tonight, cave man?
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Turn us on.
We're the All Cave Girl Network.
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W-What.. Give me that.
We'll watch what I say.
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Click
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flip flip.
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Cable cruisers
are a big pain in the beak.
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'And
now, the conclusion'
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'of Frank Cap-Rocks
holiday classic.'
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Oh, this is my all time
favorite Christmas movie.
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We used to watch this every year
when Pebbles was growing up.
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'"It's a Wonderful
Stone-Age Life."'
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What's that sound, daddy?
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Why that's a sound of another
angel getting his wings, dear.
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Gets me every time.
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Oh, give me a break.
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Christmas ain't that way for me.
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What's that sound, daddy?
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Is that another angel
getting his wings?
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No, sweetheart.
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It's probably another orphan boy
all alone on Christmas.
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Get out of here,
we don't wanna think about
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people like you
on a nice time like Christmas.
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Thud.
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Oh, what a wonderful movie.
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The only wonder is
that anyone believes
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all this Christmas junk.
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Hey, my grandkids
are on their way home
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and you're not gonna put down
Christmas in front of them.
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Why not?
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It's the same as any other day
of the year only colder.
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Look, as long as
you're under my roof
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you're gonna enjoy it
whether you want too or not.
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'You got that?'
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What is going on out here?
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Kids are supposed
to like Christmas, Wilma.
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- This one's defective.
- Fred, Stop it.
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The only way you're gonna
get through to Stony
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is to start treating him
like a member of this family.
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I say, let him spend
the holiday with his own family.
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The Corleone Stones.
Oh!
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Stony, would you help us
get ready for Christmas?
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- Uh, I don't care.
- Good.
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Now the first thing
we always do
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is go pick out
our Christmas tree.
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But, Wilma,
I thought we were gonna wait
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until the kids got here.
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Hey, Mr. Flintstone,
I know where to get a tree
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at a rock bottom price.
Only 20 bucks.
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Come on, Fred,
give Stony the money.
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But, Wilma.
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Fred, we have to show
that we trust him.
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Catch you later.
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Some Christmas
this is turning out to be.
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Cling cling...
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screech.
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Uh..
Stony.
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Gee, I-I don't know what to say.
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That's the most beautiful pine
we've ever had in this house.
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Thud.
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Hey, that's my tree.
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'Wilma!'
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Fred, the boy took back
the Rubble's tree.
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Doesn't that tell you anything?
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Yeah, he missed Betty's China.
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Oh, great. Now, what?
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Swoosh.
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Mom, we're stranded
in O'Harestone.
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Oh, Betty and Barney
just got here.
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I'm gonna put you
on the speaker phone.
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Click.
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Hi, everyone. We're okay,
but there's a blizzard.
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We just don't know, when
we'll get our connector flight.
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Be sure to call
the minute you know, honey.
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We love you.
Bye, Pebbles.
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Well, that does it, Wilma.
Our Christmas is ruined.
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Without the kids
none of it's gonna be any fun.
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Cheer up, Fred.
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We'll all be there
to see you in the parade.
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- Uh, Mr. Flintstone.
- What do you want?
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I wasn't trying to rip you off.
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You gave me 20 bucks,
I got you a tree.
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- What did I do wrong?
- You got me my neighbors tree.
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So, I'll only charge you 15.
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Ha ha ha.
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Fifteen. That's a good one,
huh, Fred?
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Ha ha ha.
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Boy, oh, boy.
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Girls were sure
a lot easier, Wilma.
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He's doing things
the only way he knows how.
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But at least
he's reaching out to us.
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Yeah, the kid's
not so bad, Fred.
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He just got me
the All Cave Girl Network.
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You've still got a child
to share Christmas with
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if you want.
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Maybe he doesn't understand
what Christmas is all about.
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Because he's never had
a real one before.
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I'll try to make it up to you,
Mr. Flintstone.
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I'll-I'll scrub floors,
dig ditches.
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Even help you get those
ugly things off your front lawn.
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Ugly?
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Look, Christmas is my
favorite time of the year.
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Just try to enjoy it. Okay?
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Well, okay.
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Oh-ho! I'm glad to see
you two working things out.
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Alright, gang. Time to make
our Christmas rounds.
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Everybody in the car.
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You hear that, Mr. Flintstone.
Christmas rounds.
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Boy, am I gonna
try to enjoy this.
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So, can I drive?
Kidding.
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Creak.
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♪ Santa's on his way ♪
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♪ He's tearin' up
the sleigh ♪
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♪ It's flying into Bedrock ♪
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♪ In time for Christmas day ♪
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00:11:48,834 --> 00:11:51,208
♪ The caves
are decked with holly ♪
252
00:11:51,292 --> 00:11:53,875
♪ And filled
with Christmas cheer ♪
253
00:11:53,959 --> 00:11:59,291
♪ The town is dressed in snow
and so the Ice Age is here ♪
254
00:11:59,375 --> 00:12:01,999
♪ Dinosaur's are hibernating ♪
255
00:12:02,083 --> 00:12:04,583
♪ Everyone is celebrating ♪
256
00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:10,458
♪ It's a merry Christmas
in Bedrock this year ♪
257
00:12:10,542 --> 00:12:11,751
Whoa!
258
00:12:13,250 --> 00:12:14,458
Thud.
259
00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:16,958
♪ The candles all aglow ♪
260
00:12:17,042 --> 00:12:19,625
♪ And palm trees
capped with snow ♪
261
00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:22,208
♪ It's a Stone Age Christmas ♪
262
00:12:22,292 --> 00:12:25,250
♪ In Bedrock pum pum pum ♪
263
00:12:25,334 --> 00:12:27,583
♪ Dinosaur's are hibernating ♪
264
00:12:27,667 --> 00:12:30,291
♪ Everyone is celebrating ♪
265
00:12:30,375 --> 00:12:32,542
♪ It's a merry Christmas ♪
266
00:12:32,626 --> 00:12:35,375
♪ A very merry Christmas ♪
267
00:12:35,459 --> 00:12:37,708
♪ It's a merry Christmas ♪
268
00:12:44,083 --> 00:12:47,333
You know, Wilma, I think
I'm getting through to that kid.
269
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:51,291
I got a suit just like yours but
somebody ran off with the pants.
270
00:12:51,375 --> 00:12:53,834
Yeah. Things are tough all over.
271
00:12:53,918 --> 00:12:55,958
I'm not the real Santa,
you know.
272
00:12:56,042 --> 00:12:58,708
I used to be a broker
for Dragful Birnhamstone
273
00:12:58,792 --> 00:13:00,708
until the rock market crumbled.
274
00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:03,583
People trusted me
and they got nothing.
275
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,583
Look at those little faces.
276
00:13:05,667 --> 00:13:07,792
If they don't wind up getting
what I promised
277
00:13:07,876 --> 00:13:11,208
they'll be crushed.
And it'll be all my fault.
278
00:13:11,292 --> 00:13:13,667
Do you know the guilt
that goes with this suit?
279
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:17,166
Aw, everybody could use
a lift around the holidays.
280
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:20,542
Even Santa.
Merry Christmas, pal.
281
00:13:20,626 --> 00:13:22,750
Gee, thanks.
282
00:13:22,834 --> 00:13:24,751
Merry Christmas to you too.
283
00:13:27,125 --> 00:13:28,375
Ho ho ho.
284
00:13:28,459 --> 00:13:30,709
What do you want for Christmas,
young fellow?
285
00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,667
Swoosh
286
00:13:33,751 --> 00:13:36,041
rizz.
287
00:13:36,125 --> 00:13:38,625
Look, Fred, an eight foot fur.
288
00:13:38,709 --> 00:13:41,958
At these prices it better be
an eight foot fur coat.
289
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:45,542
Hey, Fred, how about something
in anorexic pine?
290
00:13:45,626 --> 00:13:48,625
It's your grandkids
first Christmas, guys.
291
00:13:48,709 --> 00:13:50,875
The tree shouldn't be
shorter than they are.
292
00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:54,375
Unfortunately
I can't print my own money.
293
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,250
Can you? Ha ha ha.
294
00:13:58,292 --> 00:14:00,500
Hold this tree, mister.
295
00:14:00,584 --> 00:14:01,458
Swoosh.
296
00:14:01,542 --> 00:14:03,083
Step right up, folks.
297
00:14:03,167 --> 00:14:05,208
Here, there,
everywhere she goes.
298
00:14:05,292 --> 00:14:07,542
Where she stops
only Stony knows.
299
00:14:07,626 --> 00:14:11,250
- 'It's under the number three.'
- It better be under number two.
300
00:14:12,959 --> 00:14:15,625
What do you know.
Where's she go?
301
00:14:15,709 --> 00:14:18,583
You little cheater.
Give me my money.
302
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:20,875
'Help! Mr. Flintstone.'
303
00:14:20,959 --> 00:14:23,625
Something tells me that
isn't one of Santa's elves.
304
00:14:23,709 --> 00:14:25,792
Help!
305
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:29,250
Hey, leave the kid alone, buddy.
306
00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:31,416
That little rock-rat cheated me.
307
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:33,542
Stony, is that true?
308
00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:37,458
No, sir. No matter what
I run a honest game.
309
00:14:37,542 --> 00:14:38,999
You can ask anyone.
310
00:14:39,083 --> 00:14:42,375
Please, believe me,
Mr. Flintstone.
311
00:14:42,459 --> 00:14:44,208
Please.
312
00:14:46,542 --> 00:14:49,875
If Stony says he didn't
cheat you, I believe him.
313
00:14:49,959 --> 00:14:52,834
Yeah, well,
believe this, jerko.
314
00:14:54,167 --> 00:14:55,417
Bam.
315
00:14:57,751 --> 00:14:59,125
'Paging Dr. Schenck.'
316
00:14:59,209 --> 00:15:02,166
'Dr. Irving Schenck,
please report to OR.'
317
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,792
'Dr. Schenck, please.'
318
00:15:04,876 --> 00:15:06,291
What next?
319
00:15:06,375 --> 00:15:08,625
I've been mugged, insulted
320
00:15:08,709 --> 00:15:10,542
decked with a Christmas tree.
321
00:15:10,626 --> 00:15:13,625
Yeah. And now you're gonna
have to eat hospital food.
322
00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:16,792
Flintstone, sorry
to hear about your accident.
323
00:15:16,876 --> 00:15:19,500
Unfortunately it means
now I'm gonna have
324
00:15:19,584 --> 00:15:21,751
to replace you in the parade.
325
00:15:23,334 --> 00:15:27,333
- No, I can do it, Mr. Slate.
- Not a chance, Flintstone.
326
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:31,166
Your well-being comes first
and foremost with Slate Corp.
327
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:36,792
Uh, besides how would it look
if Santa died on our float?
328
00:15:36,876 --> 00:15:41,250
Oh, Wilma, do you know how much
that parade meant to me?
329
00:15:41,334 --> 00:15:44,041
There'll be
other Christmases, Fred.
330
00:15:46,334 --> 00:15:49,626
Shoot!
It's all my fault.
331
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,542
Flintstone's house
on the double.
332
00:16:03,626 --> 00:16:05,708
I have to get that Santa suit.
333
00:16:05,792 --> 00:16:10,375
Oh, the things I do
for my rock holders.
334
00:16:14,751 --> 00:16:17,208
You did what to Mr. Slate?
335
00:16:17,292 --> 00:16:20,125
But I thought
you wanted to be Santa.
336
00:16:22,209 --> 00:16:23,292
Swoosh.
337
00:16:25,292 --> 00:16:31,208
Help! I've been kidnapped
and locked in a bathroom.
338
00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:34,166
Hold on, Mr. Slate,
I'll get you out.
339
00:16:39,417 --> 00:16:41,918
About time you got here.
340
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,625
Break down his door.
Destroy his property.
341
00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:47,375
Then get those
ugly lights off his roof.
342
00:16:48,751 --> 00:16:52,999
Fred Flintstone,
give yourself up.
343
00:16:53,083 --> 00:16:57,792
Stony, give me a han..
Whoa! Ugh!
344
00:16:57,876 --> 00:17:01,125
'Come out with
your hands over your head.'
345
00:17:01,209 --> 00:17:03,083
Oh, boy.
346
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:07,792
'Couple of rules
to remember in the joint.'
347
00:17:07,876 --> 00:17:10,834
Don't call another prisoner
a dirty number.
348
00:17:10,918 --> 00:17:14,542
And never slow dance
with anyone named Bubba.
349
00:17:16,876 --> 00:17:19,333
Look, Mr. Flintstone,
we got a great view
350
00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:21,042
of the exercise yard.
351
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:26,958
This is the most
terrible day of my life.
352
00:17:27,042 --> 00:17:29,708
- Things could be worse.
- How?
353
00:17:29,792 --> 00:17:32,958
You could wind up playing
Marie in the prison musical.
354
00:17:33,042 --> 00:17:34,333
That does it.
355
00:17:34,417 --> 00:17:37,334
I don't want you
crossing this line.
356
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,958
How come your part's bigger?
357
00:17:41,042 --> 00:17:42,958
Prison rule number three.
358
00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:46,875
The bigger guy
gets the most floor space.
359
00:17:46,959 --> 00:17:48,458
Boing.
360
00:17:48,542 --> 00:17:50,875
- 'Mr. Flintstone.'
- Leave me alone.
361
00:17:50,959 --> 00:17:53,834
'Want some of Mrs. Flintstone's
crumble cake?'
362
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:58,291
The bigger guy
gets the bigger half.
363
00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,792
Well..
What're you doing with that?
364
00:18:00,876 --> 00:18:02,916
On the street
you never know
365
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,208
where your next meal's
coming from.
366
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:07,875
You always save something.
367
00:18:07,959 --> 00:18:09,792
Oh, thanks, Stony.
368
00:18:09,876 --> 00:18:11,708
Chomp.
369
00:18:11,792 --> 00:18:14,667
Too bad, this didn't come
with a file in it, huh?
370
00:18:14,751 --> 00:18:16,083
Ha ha ha
371
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,834
Mr. Flintstone?
372
00:18:17,918 --> 00:18:21,667
How come you stood up for me
at that Christmas tree lot?
373
00:18:21,751 --> 00:18:24,250
Because that guy
was gonna clobber you.
374
00:18:25,209 --> 00:18:27,708
And because I believed you.
375
00:18:27,792 --> 00:18:30,834
Huh! You're the first person
who's ever believed me.
376
00:18:30,918 --> 00:18:34,250
I wanted to
...give you something in return.
377
00:18:34,334 --> 00:18:37,708
But heck, what could I give
a guy like you
378
00:18:37,792 --> 00:18:39,583
who has everything?
379
00:18:39,667 --> 00:18:42,667
Getting the Santa gig back
was all I could think of.
380
00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:47,625
That's..
Stony, that's nice.
381
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:49,708
But it's just the way
you did it.
382
00:18:49,792 --> 00:18:52,083
It's sorta the way
you do everything.
383
00:18:52,167 --> 00:18:54,625
Uh, I always seem to mess up.
384
00:18:54,709 --> 00:18:58,041
Hey, you can't cut corners
to get what you want, Stony.
385
00:18:58,125 --> 00:19:02,375
- Understand?
- Yeah, I'm starting too.
386
00:19:02,459 --> 00:19:04,999
Maybe I just need
a little more practice.
387
00:19:05,083 --> 00:19:09,375
I'm really sorry you're gonna
have to spend Christmas in here.
388
00:19:09,459 --> 00:19:10,999
Well, like you said.
389
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:14,750
At least we've got a great view
of the exercise yard.
390
00:19:14,834 --> 00:19:16,542
Yeah.
391
00:19:19,334 --> 00:19:21,875
Come on, Stony,
I could see your placement
392
00:19:21,959 --> 00:19:24,583
with the Flintstone's
went like all the others.
393
00:19:24,667 --> 00:19:28,542
Hurry, Flintstone the parade
starts in two minutes.
394
00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:30,500
Hold on a minute, Mr. Slate.
395
00:19:30,584 --> 00:19:32,458
Mr. Flintstone.
396
00:19:32,542 --> 00:19:33,918
Stony!
397
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,958
I cleared up the kidnapping mess
and you seem healthy enough
398
00:19:41,042 --> 00:19:43,708
to be Santa
put on you hat and let's go.
399
00:19:43,792 --> 00:19:45,916
'Stony.'
400
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,792
Stony.
401
00:19:49,834 --> 00:19:51,334
Honk honk.
402
00:19:54,626 --> 00:19:57,041
Hey, Fred,
glad to see you got paroled.
403
00:19:57,125 --> 00:19:59,916
Get any tattoo's?
Ha ha ha.
404
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,750
We have great news.
405
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:04,916
The kids got a flight
out of O'Harestone.
406
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,291
They'll be here by tonight.
407
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,999
Yeah.
Well, I got bad news.
408
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:12,208
The anti-social worker
Stella Stalactite
409
00:20:12,292 --> 00:20:13,708
took Stony away.
410
00:20:13,792 --> 00:20:16,625
- Oh, no, Fred.
- Yeah.
411
00:20:16,709 --> 00:20:20,916
You know, he wasn't such a bad
kid when you got to know him.
412
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,792
I even think he was starting
to figure out Christmas.
413
00:20:23,876 --> 00:20:25,125
Caw.
414
00:20:27,167 --> 00:20:28,708
Pop.
415
00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:30,000
What's this?
416
00:20:31,209 --> 00:20:34,625
Merry Christmas, Stony boy.
417
00:20:34,709 --> 00:20:36,750
Stony.
418
00:20:36,834 --> 00:20:39,417
Stony.
Stony, wait.
419
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,125
Screech.
420
00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:46,166
On Donnerstone,
on Blitzenquartz
421
00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:47,916
on Prancerpit.
422
00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,375
Whoosh.
423
00:20:51,459 --> 00:20:55,875
Flintstone,
what are you doing?
424
00:20:55,959 --> 00:20:58,333
Jingle jingle jingle.
425
00:21:02,042 --> 00:21:03,542
Whoosh.
426
00:21:05,083 --> 00:21:07,542
Stony, wait.
Don't go.
427
00:21:07,626 --> 00:21:09,500
Mr. Flintstone.
428
00:21:13,083 --> 00:21:14,834
Tell the gang at juvie hall.
429
00:21:14,918 --> 00:21:18,166
Stony's got a home
for the holidays.
430
00:21:21,959 --> 00:21:24,250
Yabba-dabba-do!
431
00:21:24,334 --> 00:21:28,416
A yabba-dabba-do-too.
432
00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:31,999
♪ Three French maids
two Piltdown men ♪
433
00:21:39,000 --> 00:21:41,625
ha ha ha.
434
00:21:41,709 --> 00:21:46,708
Now, the trick is to keep
the pine cone moving.
435
00:21:46,792 --> 00:21:47,834
Boing
436
00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:49,291
he he he.
437
00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:52,208
Come on, Stony,
there's one Flintstone tradition
438
00:21:52,292 --> 00:21:53,667
we haven't done yet.
439
00:21:53,751 --> 00:21:56,916
Newest member of the family
gets to hang the star.
440
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,250
Come on, kids,
that's your cue.
441
00:22:02,584 --> 00:22:03,708
Me?
442
00:22:03,792 --> 00:22:06,584
Welcome to the
Flintstone family, Stony.
443
00:22:15,042 --> 00:22:16,292
Ting.
444
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:24,250
You know, Wilma,
I got a feeling this is gonna be
445
00:22:24,334 --> 00:22:26,625
the greatest
Christmas after all.
446
00:22:26,709 --> 00:22:29,625
♪ We all want
some chocolate pudding ♪
447
00:22:29,709 --> 00:22:32,416
♪ We all want some
chocolate pudding ♪
448
00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:35,333
♪ We all want
some chocolate pudding ♪
449
00:22:39,667 --> 00:22:42,500
'Merry Christmas, everyone.'
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