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THIS SHOULD BE IT. 13 00:00:44,525 --> 00:00:47,091 WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 14 00:00:47,194 --> 00:00:48,927 WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M DOING? 15 00:00:49,029 --> 00:00:50,995 DESTROYING EVERY LAST OUNCE OF YOUR DIGNITY 16 00:00:51,097 --> 00:00:52,531 LETTER BY LETTER. 17 00:00:52,633 --> 00:00:54,299 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! 18 00:00:54,401 --> 00:00:55,967 HEY, I WAS JUST WRITING 19 00:00:56,069 --> 00:00:57,302 A "HEY, HOW YOU DOING" NOTE TO LEAH, THAT'S IT. 20 00:00:57,404 --> 00:00:59,304 YEAH. AND THE POINT OF THAT IS... 21 00:00:59,406 --> 00:01:01,239 YEAH, RIGHT, THERE IS NONE. HAVE YOU SUDDENLY FORGOTTEN 22 00:01:01,342 --> 00:01:04,175 THAT SHE CHEATED ON YOU WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND? 23 00:01:04,277 --> 00:01:05,877 I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BEST FRIEND. 24 00:01:05,979 --> 00:01:07,312 WELL, I AM NOW, BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER RUN OFF 25 00:01:07,414 --> 00:01:09,414 WITH YOUR WANNABE ACTRESS EX-GIRLFRIEND 26 00:01:09,516 --> 00:01:11,683 WHO SLICED YOUR HEART INTO A THOUSAND PIECES 27 00:01:11,785 --> 00:01:13,352 WITH AN X-ACTO KNIFE. 28 00:01:13,454 --> 00:01:16,120 I'VE MOVED ON. WHY CAN'T YOU? 29 00:01:18,759 --> 00:01:23,562 HMM. SO WHAT'S THE NOONTIME RATING SO FAR? 30 00:01:23,664 --> 00:01:25,831 LUNCH-- SOLID EIGHT. 31 00:01:25,932 --> 00:01:28,333 LADIES-- UNDERWHELMING FOUR. 32 00:01:28,435 --> 00:01:30,101 DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN THE SANDWICHES 33 00:01:30,203 --> 00:01:31,570 ARE TWICE AS GOOD AS THE WOMEN? 34 00:01:31,672 --> 00:01:33,672 MM. DEPENDS ON HOW HUNGRY I AM. 35 00:01:33,774 --> 00:01:36,641 [sweeping music] 36 00:01:36,744 --> 00:01:40,379 ♪ 37 00:01:40,481 --> 00:01:42,681 MMM. HANDS DOWN... 38 00:01:42,783 --> 00:01:44,483 BETTER THAN MY SANDWICH. 39 00:01:44,585 --> 00:01:48,787 OKAY, I... 40 00:01:48,889 --> 00:01:50,422 HAVE JUST SEEN MY DESTINY. 41 00:01:50,524 --> 00:01:52,557 ALL DUE RESPECT, SPORT, 42 00:01:52,659 --> 00:01:55,360 THERE'S GONNA BE A LINE A MILE LONG. 43 00:01:58,665 --> 00:02:00,098 SHE JUST SMILED AT ME. 44 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:02,567 I AM A FIRM BELIEVER THAT NOTHING CAN KEEP YOU 45 00:02:02,669 --> 00:02:04,068 FROM BEING THE ONE THAT YOU'RE DESTINED TO BE WITH. 46 00:02:04,170 --> 00:02:06,204 SO GO AFTER HER. CHAT HER UP. 47 00:02:06,306 --> 00:02:08,239 SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET. INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING. 48 00:02:08,341 --> 00:02:10,108 IF I'M MEANT TO MEET HER, IT'LL JUST HAPPEN. 49 00:02:10,210 --> 00:02:12,076 IT'LL HAPPEN NATURALLY, YOU KNOW? 50 00:02:12,178 --> 00:02:14,479 YEAH. JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER FANTASTIC WOMEN YOU'VE MET, 51 00:02:14,581 --> 00:02:16,114 YOU KNOW, NATURALLY. 52 00:02:16,216 --> 00:02:18,983 OKAY. WELL, SHE'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT. 53 00:02:22,022 --> 00:02:24,890 MOM, LOOK! THAT CAR'S BEEN TO MYSTERY SITE. 54 00:02:24,991 --> 00:02:27,626 - SEE THE BUMPER STICKER? - YEAH. LOOK AT THAT. 55 00:02:27,728 --> 00:02:30,061 BUT...IT DOESN'T HAVE A QUESTION MARK. 56 00:02:30,163 --> 00:02:33,331 IT JUST HAS THESE SWIRLS LIKE ON A BOX OF TIDE. 57 00:02:33,434 --> 00:02:35,667 WELL, THAT'S VERY MYSTERIOUS, HUH? 58 00:02:35,769 --> 00:02:37,469 MM-HMM. 59 00:02:37,571 --> 00:02:40,605 MOM, DO YOU THINK THERE ARE ALIENS AT MYSTERY SITE? 60 00:02:40,707 --> 00:02:42,741 OR MAYBE DINOSAURS. 61 00:02:42,843 --> 00:02:45,844 MAYBE THE ALIENS BROUGHT THE DINOSAURS. 62 00:02:45,946 --> 00:02:48,079 MAYBE MY DAD'S THERE TOO. 63 00:02:49,783 --> 00:02:51,182 THESE ARE JUST TRIAL ADS. 64 00:02:51,284 --> 00:02:52,684 WE'VE GOT A BUDGET, AND IF WE NAIL IT... 65 00:02:52,786 --> 00:02:55,854 NAIL THIS. WE'LL DEMOLISH THIS. 66 00:02:55,956 --> 00:02:58,790 - MORE MORE PIZZA COUPONS. - OR FOCUS GROUPS. 67 00:03:01,127 --> 00:03:02,794 HEY, LADIES. 68 00:03:02,896 --> 00:03:03,995 THERE'S MY DESTINY. 69 00:03:04,097 --> 00:03:06,698 OKAY, RIGHT THIS WAY. 70 00:03:09,803 --> 00:03:11,470 YOU REMEMBER HER? I TOLD YOU I'D MEET HER AGAIN. 71 00:03:11,572 --> 00:03:13,071 YEAH, BUT IF YOU WANT TO MEET HER, YOU KNOW, 72 00:03:13,173 --> 00:03:15,607 YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY MEET HER. 73 00:03:15,709 --> 00:03:16,942 HERE'S YOUR MENU. YOUR SERVER WILL BE WITH YOU. 74 00:03:17,043 --> 00:03:19,143 DID YOU SEE THE WAY SHE SMILED AT ME? 75 00:03:19,245 --> 00:03:21,245 THAT WAS TWICE AS BIG AS THE SMILE-- 76 00:03:21,348 --> 00:03:23,114 SHE PROBABLY STEPPED ON A NAIL. 77 00:03:23,216 --> 00:03:24,483 THAT MEANT SOMETHING. THAT-- 78 00:03:24,585 --> 00:03:25,917 YOU GET FREE TICKETS TO ALL THE GAMES, 79 00:03:26,019 --> 00:03:27,318 PASSES TO ALL KINDS OF EVENTS AND PARTIES. 80 00:03:27,420 --> 00:03:29,654 SO FAR, IT'S BEEN A PRETTY COOL JOB. 81 00:03:29,756 --> 00:03:31,756 OH, YOU SHOULD TAKE DOWN MY EMAIL ADDRESS. 82 00:03:31,859 --> 00:03:33,992 HANG ON. THANK YOU. 83 00:03:34,094 --> 00:03:35,460 - READY? - MM-HMM. 84 00:03:35,562 --> 00:03:37,762 IT'S "C" ANDERSEN. ONE WORD. 85 00:03:37,865 --> 00:03:40,231 @G1SE.COM. 86 00:03:40,333 --> 00:03:41,566 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 87 00:03:41,668 --> 00:03:43,334 OKAY. LET ME READ IT BACK TO YOU. 88 00:03:43,436 --> 00:03:46,137 - [whispers] ARE YOU SERIOUS? - CANDERSON@G1SE.COM? 89 00:03:46,239 --> 00:03:48,473 - MM-HMM. - HOPE YOU BOYS ARE HUNGRY. 90 00:03:48,575 --> 00:03:51,109 OH, YEP. STARVING. THANK YOU. 91 00:03:51,211 --> 00:03:52,377 ENJOY. 92 00:03:52,479 --> 00:03:54,445 THIS... IS WHAT YOU CALL FATE. 93 00:03:54,548 --> 00:03:56,515 OH, AND THAT'S, UM, 94 00:03:56,617 --> 00:03:58,817 YEAH, THAT'S ANDERSEN WITH AN "EN," NOT AN "ON." 95 00:03:58,919 --> 00:04:01,319 RIGHT. 96 00:04:01,421 --> 00:04:04,022 WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO HER? 97 00:04:04,124 --> 00:04:05,690 "MY NAME IS BEN. YOU'RE THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS. 98 00:04:05,792 --> 00:04:07,091 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME?" 99 00:04:07,193 --> 00:04:09,594 I THINK, "HI, I'M BEN," COVERS IT. 100 00:04:09,696 --> 00:04:10,762 THIS... 101 00:04:10,864 --> 00:04:13,899 THIS RIGHT HERE IS FATE. 102 00:04:15,035 --> 00:04:16,367 [laughs] 103 00:04:54,575 --> 00:04:58,142 THE TOP FIVE REASONS I'M YOUR SECRET ADMIRER. 104 00:04:58,244 --> 00:05:01,279 NUMBER FIVE... BECAUSE IT'S 2:00 A.M., 105 00:05:01,381 --> 00:05:02,881 THE PERFECT TIME TO DO SOMETHING 106 00:05:02,983 --> 00:05:04,683 THAT SCARES YOU TO DEATH. 107 00:05:06,119 --> 00:05:08,152 HEY. 108 00:05:08,254 --> 00:05:09,420 EAT UP, LITTLE MAN. 109 00:05:09,522 --> 00:05:13,191 I WANNA GET TO WORK EARLY, OKAY? 110 00:05:13,293 --> 00:05:15,226 AND YOU'RE GETTING YOUR USUAL TODAY. 111 00:05:15,328 --> 00:05:17,161 GOOD? 112 00:05:17,263 --> 00:05:18,563 WHAT'S UP? 113 00:05:18,665 --> 00:05:21,299 DOES MY DAD LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY? 114 00:05:21,401 --> 00:05:23,434 WELL, WHO DOESN'T? 115 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:28,073 - HEY! - YOU DO IT. 116 00:05:28,174 --> 00:05:31,109 - YOU! - OKAY...HERE YOU GO. 117 00:05:31,211 --> 00:05:32,577 MOM. MOM. 118 00:05:32,679 --> 00:05:33,578 - WHAT? - THAT'S NOT COOL. 119 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:35,513 OH. OKAY. 120 00:05:35,616 --> 00:05:37,315 WHAT IS COOL? 121 00:05:42,689 --> 00:05:45,156 - [mouths words] - I LOVE YOU TOO. 122 00:05:57,904 --> 00:06:00,204 - HEY, CHLOE. - MORNING. 123 00:06:00,306 --> 00:06:02,641 IT'S A LATE MORNING AGAIN. IS JIM IN YET? 124 00:06:02,743 --> 00:06:04,308 YEAH. I THINK HE'S-- 125 00:06:04,410 --> 00:06:06,711 THE GAME STARTS AT 9:00, CHARLEY, NOT 9:15. 126 00:06:06,813 --> 00:06:09,147 YEAH, I-I'M SORRY, JIM. THE FREEWAY WAS A PARKING LOT. 127 00:06:09,249 --> 00:06:10,548 - THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT. - ACTUALLY, JIM, 128 00:06:10,651 --> 00:06:13,484 THE 405 WAS TOTALLY BACKED UP THIS MORNING. 129 00:06:13,586 --> 00:06:15,987 IT TOOK ME 30 MINUTES JUST TO GET HERE FROM DOHENY, SO... 130 00:06:16,089 --> 00:06:18,023 WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA FACTOR THAT IN. 131 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:19,658 JUST REMEMBER, LADIES, 132 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:21,359 IF ALL OUR PLAYERS AREN'T IN POSITION, 133 00:06:21,461 --> 00:06:23,094 THE GAME AIN'T ON. 134 00:06:23,196 --> 00:06:26,264 OKAY. 135 00:06:26,366 --> 00:06:27,331 THANK YOU FOR THAT. 136 00:06:27,433 --> 00:06:29,600 OH, JIM'S JUST A BIG SOFTIE. 137 00:06:29,703 --> 00:06:32,103 MM. HEY, HOW GOES THE TRAINING PROGRAM? 138 00:06:32,205 --> 00:06:33,838 OH, EVERYBODY'S BEEN REALLY NICE. 139 00:06:33,940 --> 00:06:36,941 JIM SAYS IT'S A TOTAL "SPRINGBOARD" INTO THE MAJORS. 140 00:06:37,044 --> 00:06:38,242 SO IT'S ALL COOL. 141 00:06:38,344 --> 00:06:40,211 CHARLEY. CHARLEY... 142 00:06:40,313 --> 00:06:42,213 WHERE ARE THE SUMMER MUSIC JAM REPORTS? 143 00:06:42,315 --> 00:06:43,447 THEY'RE ON YOUR DESK IN A FOLDER 144 00:06:43,550 --> 00:06:45,249 MARKED SUMMER MUSIC JAM REPORTS. 145 00:06:48,454 --> 00:06:50,188 OKAY, COOL. 146 00:06:50,290 --> 00:06:53,091 AND I FIXED ALL YOUR GRAMMAR AND CORRECTED YOUR TYPOS. 147 00:06:53,193 --> 00:06:54,959 THAT'S OUR LITTLE WORKHORSE. 148 00:06:57,263 --> 00:06:59,164 [ahem] SO... 149 00:06:59,265 --> 00:07:02,734 TELL ME ABOUT CHLOE ANDERSEN. 150 00:07:02,836 --> 00:07:04,102 UM... 151 00:07:08,341 --> 00:07:10,308 VAL? SORRY THAT I'M LATE. 152 00:07:10,410 --> 00:07:11,676 OOH, YOU LOOK LIKE YOU HAD A NIGHT. 153 00:07:11,778 --> 00:07:14,345 UH, NO. A WARNING, ACTUALLY. 154 00:07:14,447 --> 00:07:16,147 LUKE'S OFFICIALLY A MAN. 155 00:07:16,249 --> 00:07:18,216 HE WOULDN'T LET ME KISS HIM GOOD-BYE AT THE SCHOOL BUS. 156 00:07:18,318 --> 00:07:19,751 OH, WELL, BRACE YOURSELF, HONEY. 157 00:07:19,853 --> 00:07:24,522 - IT'S A LONG HAUL. - MM. YEAH. 158 00:07:24,624 --> 00:07:30,494 [background chatter] 159 00:07:52,152 --> 00:07:54,919 TOP FIVE REASONS I'M YOUR SECRET ADMIRER. 160 00:07:56,522 --> 00:07:58,456 LET ME GUESS. 161 00:07:58,558 --> 00:08:00,591 YOU BARED YOUR SOUL AND EMAILED A MYSTERY GIRL 162 00:08:00,693 --> 00:08:03,995 AND YOU GOT BACK A BIG, FAT GOOSE EGG. 163 00:08:04,097 --> 00:08:06,497 OKAY, WELL, I SENT THE EMAIL LAST NIGHT, 164 00:08:06,599 --> 00:08:07,732 AND WHEN I SENT IT, IT WAS VERY LATE, SO-- 165 00:08:07,834 --> 00:08:09,167 YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER. 166 00:08:09,269 --> 00:08:10,434 IF YOU DON'T HEAR BACK BY LUNCHTIME, 167 00:08:10,536 --> 00:08:11,936 THAT GOOSE EGG IS COOKED. 168 00:08:12,038 --> 00:08:14,939 NOW, CAN WE TALK ARGOMONT? 169 00:08:15,041 --> 00:08:16,540 YEAH. 170 00:08:19,045 --> 00:08:20,812 "NUMBER FOUR... 171 00:08:20,914 --> 00:08:23,648 "BECAUSE I BRUSH UP AGAINST A THOUSAND STRANGERS A DAY, 172 00:08:23,750 --> 00:08:25,784 "BUT IT WASN'T UNTIL I SAW YOU 173 00:08:25,886 --> 00:08:27,551 "THAT I REALIZED I WAS ALONE. 174 00:08:27,654 --> 00:08:31,222 "NUMBER THREE...BECAUSE I SEE POETRY IN YOUR SOUL. 175 00:08:31,324 --> 00:08:33,057 "NUMBER TWO... 176 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,326 "BECAUSE I SEE LIGHT IN YOUR EYES. 177 00:08:35,428 --> 00:08:37,395 "AND NUMBER ONE... 178 00:08:37,497 --> 00:08:40,464 BECAUSE YOU TAKE MY BREATH AWAY." 179 00:08:40,566 --> 00:08:43,134 Ben: FOUR THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME. 180 00:08:43,236 --> 00:08:48,306 NUMBER ONE...I AM NOT, NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN, A PLAYER. 181 00:08:48,408 --> 00:08:51,142 NUMBER TWO...I'VE NEVER HOOKED UP ONLINE. 182 00:08:51,244 --> 00:08:55,847 NUMBER THREE...I MAKE A KILLER PESTO SAUCE. 183 00:08:55,949 --> 00:08:59,750 "NUMBER FOUR... I BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE." 184 00:08:59,853 --> 00:09:02,653 HMM. THANKS FOR SHOWING THIS TO ME. 185 00:09:02,755 --> 00:09:04,488 YEAH, WELL, AT FIRST I WASN'T GONNA SHOW ANYBODY, 186 00:09:04,590 --> 00:09:06,724 BUT... WHAT DO YOU THINK? 187 00:09:06,827 --> 00:09:08,827 WELL, I... 188 00:09:08,929 --> 00:09:11,296 THINK EITHER HE'S THE GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD 189 00:09:11,397 --> 00:09:12,596 OR BIG TROUBLE. 190 00:09:12,699 --> 00:09:15,200 YEAH. FORGET IT. 191 00:09:15,302 --> 00:09:16,901 I AM NOT WRITING HIM BACK. 192 00:09:17,003 --> 00:09:18,769 DID I SAY THAT? 193 00:09:18,872 --> 00:09:20,839 LADIES, THE SUPERLA FITNESS MEETING HAS BEEN PUSHED UP. 194 00:09:20,941 --> 00:09:24,042 AND WE'VE GOT CHANGES. 195 00:09:24,144 --> 00:09:25,210 [sniffs] AND... 196 00:09:25,312 --> 00:09:27,212 WHAT IS THAT FRAGRANCE? 197 00:09:27,314 --> 00:09:29,013 IT'S CALLED "I'M YOUR BOSS, I'M MARRIED, 198 00:09:29,115 --> 00:09:30,414 "I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE YOUR MOTHER, 199 00:09:30,516 --> 00:09:32,116 AND YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW BETTER." 200 00:09:32,219 --> 00:09:35,686 [laughs] NOW, HOW DO THEY FIT ALL THAT IN THE BOTTLE? 201 00:09:44,097 --> 00:09:45,864 HEY, RYAN, THINK FAST! 202 00:09:50,703 --> 00:09:52,570 AH! GET THAT DOWN! 203 00:09:52,672 --> 00:09:54,072 GIVE ME SOME, MAN! AH! 204 00:09:54,174 --> 00:09:55,773 WHAT'S UP? YO, BABY. 205 00:09:55,876 --> 00:10:00,345 GET ME A COFFEE, LIGHT, TWO SUGARS. 206 00:10:00,446 --> 00:10:03,014 AH, NEVER MIND. I'LL GET IT MYSELF. 207 00:10:04,951 --> 00:10:07,852 WELL, I GUESS WE KNOW HE'S NOT MY SECRET ADMIRER. 208 00:10:07,954 --> 00:10:10,288 YEAH. BUT WHO IS? 209 00:10:15,395 --> 00:10:16,995 THOSE ARE GORGEOUS. 210 00:10:17,097 --> 00:10:19,430 - ARE THEY YOURS? - SOMEONE JUST SENT THEM. 211 00:10:19,532 --> 00:10:21,565 NO NOTE OR ANYTHING. IT'S PROBABLY A MISTAKE. 212 00:10:21,667 --> 00:10:24,135 WELL, MAYBE YOU HAVE A SECRET ADMIRER. 213 00:10:24,237 --> 00:10:28,639 OH, MY GOSH. THAT'D BE SO ROMANTIC! 214 00:10:28,741 --> 00:10:31,409 AND YOU WOULDN'T WORRY THAT THEY WERE WEIRD OR... 215 00:10:31,511 --> 00:10:33,278 WHAT? AND RUIN ALL THE FUN? 216 00:10:33,380 --> 00:10:35,613 [telephone rings] GAME 1. 217 00:10:37,384 --> 00:10:39,617 YEAH. OKAY. 218 00:10:39,719 --> 00:10:40,851 NO. 219 00:11:08,581 --> 00:11:11,882 DO I KNOW YOU? 220 00:11:17,723 --> 00:11:19,828 [mouse clicks] [electronic tone] 221 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,313 [electronic chime] 222 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:31,022 HA HA HA HA HA! 223 00:11:31,123 --> 00:11:32,256 HA HO! 224 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:34,992 COLIN. IT'S HER. IT'S HER. 225 00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:36,627 SHE WROTE. SHE WRITES! 226 00:11:36,729 --> 00:11:38,429 SHE HAS WRITTEN ME! 227 00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:41,398 - NO...WAY. - YES WAY. 228 00:11:41,500 --> 00:11:43,034 - WHAT'D SHE SAY? - I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T-- 229 00:11:43,135 --> 00:11:44,435 I DIDN'T OPEN IT YET. 230 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,503 WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' FOR? OPEN IT. 231 00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:48,439 OKAY, LET'S-- LET'S-- LET'S, UH... 232 00:11:51,477 --> 00:11:53,678 "DO I KNOW YOU?" 233 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,479 THAT'S IT? 234 00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,281 WELL, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT? 235 00:11:57,383 --> 00:12:00,051 I MEAN, THAT-- THAT'S A-- THAT'S A VERY VALID QUESTION. 236 00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,019 IT'S NOT EXACTLY BURSTING WITH ENTHUSIASM. 237 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,854 OKAY. BUT IT'S A START. 238 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,060 TELL ME YOU'RE NOT ALREADY ANSWERING HER. 239 00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:11,696 THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING. 240 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:15,132 [thinking] NO, BUT I'M FASCINATED BY YOU. 241 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,936 ISN'T THAT A GREAT PLACE TO START? 242 00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:21,072 NOW...THE SOONER SHE GETS TO KNOW THE REAL ME, 243 00:12:21,173 --> 00:12:22,339 THE BETTER. 244 00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:27,979 [thinking] "NO, BUT I'M FASCINATED BY YOU. 245 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:30,881 ISN'T THAT A GREAT PLACE TO START?" 246 00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,783 [click, electronic tone] 247 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,499 [peaceful piano music] 248 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:56,406 ♪ 249 00:13:45,692 --> 00:13:47,524 "THERE ARE A MILLION REASONS I SHOULD NOT BE 250 00:13:47,626 --> 00:13:49,426 WRITING YOU BACK." 251 00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,863 "AND FIVE REASONS WHY I AM." 252 00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,531 LISTEN TO THIS, LISTEN TO THIS, LISTEN TO THIS. 253 00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,702 "NUMBER FIVE...BECAUSE I'VE NEVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER, 254 00:13:57,804 --> 00:14:00,738 AND I'M CHOOSING TO BELIEVE YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE PSYCHO." 255 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,007 HER FIRST MISTAKE. 256 00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,608 SHE'S IRREVERENT. I LOVE THAT. 257 00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,911 "NUMBER FOUR...BECAUSE I COULD EAT MY BODY WEIGHT 258 00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:11,015 "IN GOOD PESTO SAUCE. 259 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,217 NUMBER THREE...BECAUSE I LIKE YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS." 260 00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,686 OH, THIS IS GOOD. THIS-- THIS IS A GOOD ONE. 261 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,789 "NUMBER TWO...BECAUSE YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE." 262 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:21,391 WHAT'S NUMBER ONE? 263 00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:22,960 "NUMBER ONE... BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO THINK 264 00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:27,331 THAT I ALSO BELIEVE... IN TRUE LOVE." 265 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:31,001 - BULL'S-EYE! - YEAH, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 266 00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,303 HANG ON. 267 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,541 "BUT THE FACT REMAINS... 268 00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,376 "THAT I HAVE NO IDEA WHO YOU ARE 269 00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,411 "OR EVEN WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, A DISTINCT DISADVANTAGE, 270 00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:43,614 "CONSIDERING YOU SEEM TO KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM. 271 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,950 FRANKLY, IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY." 272 00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,251 WELL, IT IS. 273 00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,719 MAYBE I SHOULD SEND HER A PICTURE. 274 00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,487 NO. NO, NO PICTURES. 275 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:51,856 IF THIS THING GOES SOUTH 276 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,423 AND SHE RECOGNIZES YOU ON THE STREET, 277 00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,860 SHE'S GONNA PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT. 278 00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:59,196 - THAT'S A GOOD POINT. - MM-HMM. 279 00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:00,931 THEN SHE CONCLUDES WITH, "AND WHILE I'M DEFINITELY 280 00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,767 "NOT COMFORTABLE MEETING IN PERSON, 281 00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:06,837 I MAY BE OPEN TO GETTING TO KNOW YOU BETTER THROUGH WORDS." 282 00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:11,008 WAY BEFORE THERE WAS C ANDERSON, 283 00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:14,178 ACTUALLY, WAY, WAY BEFORE THERE WAS YOU, 284 00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:18,515 THERE WAS MY FIRST MAJOR CRUSH...MISS JACKSON, 285 00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:20,184 MY SIXTH GRADE TEACHER. 286 00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,053 - HEY! HEAR THE BIG NEWS? - OH... 287 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,755 VAL. [laughs] 288 00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,057 ARE YOU AND CYBER GUY... 289 00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,026 A LITTLE BIT. 290 00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,460 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING. 291 00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:31,829 TELL ME EVERYTHING. [chuckles] 292 00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,264 SO WHAT'S THE BIG NEWS? 293 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,199 - WELL-- - HOWDY, NEIGHBOR. 294 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,401 CHLOE GOT PROMOTED TO COORDINATOR. 295 00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,736 SEEMS LIKE JIM LIKES SOME OF HER MARKETING IDEAS. 296 00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:40,838 IS THIS THE EXTRA CREDIT THING? 297 00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,139 CRAZY, HUH? 298 00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,241 CONGRATULATIONS. YOU MUST BE THRILLED. 299 00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,443 AND SHOCKED. AND A LITTLE OVERWHELMED. 300 00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,478 BUT...WHATEVER. I'M READY TO DIVE IN. 301 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,114 DON'T FORGET, CHLOE. ANYTHING YOU NEED... 302 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,448 JUST ASK CHARLEY HORSE. 303 00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,517 SHE'S OUR GO-TO GAL AROUND HERE. 304 00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,385 NOW, ON A DIFFERENT NOTE, YOU AND I, 305 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,621 PROMOTIONAL LUNCH, 1:00? WHAT DO YOU SAY? 306 00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:00,257 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT! 307 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,226 ALL RIGHT! SHE'S GOIN' OUT WITH ME! 308 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,931 HEY, YOUR LAUNDRY IS DONE, KIDDO. 309 00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,498 COME GET IT. 310 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,701 AH. YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT, RIGHT? 311 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,369 MM-HMM. 312 00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,918 YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE WITH THE TEACHER CRUSH. 313 00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:32,289 MINE WAS MY EIGHTH GRADE MATH TEACHER, MR. DUNCAN. 314 00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:36,727 ONLY ONE WORD COULD DESCRIBE HIM...PERFECT. 315 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,297 TURNS OUT ANOTHER WORD COULD ALSO DESCRIBE HIM-- 316 00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,967 SHOPLIFTER. 317 00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:46,337 MY BEST FRIEND IS MY DOG BOWIE, 318 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,472 AFTER DAVID, OF COURSE. 319 00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:51,575 AND HE HAS ONE BLUE EYE AND ONE BROWN EYE. 320 00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:55,512 MY WEIRDEST JOB... 321 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:59,984 I'VE HAD MORE WOMEN IN MY LIFE THAN MOST. 322 00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,486 I WAS A CHILD SUPERSTAR... 323 00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,188 IN MY MIND. 324 00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,456 I WAS A STAR ATHLETE... 325 00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:08,692 NOT. 326 00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,328 DESSERT. I LOVE PIE. 327 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,763 YOU? 328 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,332 WHO DOESN'T LOVE PIE? 329 00:17:18,141 --> 00:17:20,875 WHO'S A GENIUS? OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. 330 00:17:20,977 --> 00:17:22,577 - I'M A GENIUS. - OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 331 00:17:22,679 --> 00:17:24,512 YOURS...WERE ALMOST AS GOOD AS MINE. 332 00:17:24,614 --> 00:17:26,381 [laughs] 333 00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:27,915 WHAT JUMPSTARTED YOUR CREATIVE ENGINE? 334 00:17:28,017 --> 00:17:30,385 OH, YEAH! THE "E-LATIONSHIP." 335 00:17:30,487 --> 00:17:32,787 ELATION'S RIGHT. THIS WILL BE PRIORITY. 336 00:17:32,889 --> 00:17:34,989 - THANK YOU. - TWO OF THOSE. 337 00:17:39,596 --> 00:17:40,662 FOR YOU. 338 00:17:40,763 --> 00:17:42,263 UH... 339 00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,432 FOR ME? FROM WHO? 340 00:17:44,534 --> 00:17:46,133 YOUR SECRET ADMIRER. 341 00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:47,702 AKA, ME. 342 00:17:47,804 --> 00:17:49,070 IT'S JUST A SMALL THANK YOU 343 00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:50,771 FOR HELPING ME EDIT MY PROPOSAL. 344 00:17:50,873 --> 00:17:53,941 OH. WELL, THANK YOU, CHLOE. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. 345 00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:56,043 YOU LOOKED FREAKED THERE FOR A SECOND. 346 00:17:56,145 --> 00:17:58,446 IT'S THE WHOLE SECRET ADMIRER CONCEPT, ISN'T IT? 347 00:17:58,548 --> 00:18:01,516 ACTUALLY, I KIND OF HAVE ONE. 348 00:18:01,618 --> 00:18:03,884 I MEAN, IT'S NOTHING. WE'RE JUST EXCHANGING EMAILS. 349 00:18:03,986 --> 00:18:05,486 CHARLEY, THAT'S SO EXCITING! 350 00:18:05,589 --> 00:18:06,987 ARE YOU GUYS GONNA MEET? 351 00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:09,724 UH...NO! 352 00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:11,326 GOSH, NO. 353 00:18:11,428 --> 00:18:13,328 I MEAN, UH...NOT YET. 354 00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:15,630 IF...EVER. 355 00:18:15,732 --> 00:18:17,532 UM... 356 00:18:17,634 --> 00:18:19,300 I DON'T KNOW. 357 00:18:22,171 --> 00:18:24,472 LISTEN, I'M HAVING THIS LITTLE DINNER PARTY 358 00:18:24,574 --> 00:18:25,940 SATURDAY NIGHT AT MY HOUSE. 359 00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:27,709 YOU SHOULD COME. 360 00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:29,844 THERE'LL BE SOME CUTE GUYS THERE. 361 00:18:29,946 --> 00:18:31,812 UH, ACTUALLY... 362 00:18:31,914 --> 00:18:35,049 MY BABYSITTER IS OUT OF TOWN THIS WEEKEND, SO-- 363 00:18:35,151 --> 00:18:36,751 DON'T YOU REMEMBER THAT LUKE HAS A SLEEPOVER 364 00:18:36,853 --> 00:18:39,354 WITH THE BOYS ON SATURDAY? 365 00:18:39,456 --> 00:18:41,989 SINCE WHEN IS THERE A SLEEPOVER? 366 00:18:42,091 --> 00:18:44,225 SINCE RIGHT NOW. SHE'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON. 367 00:18:44,327 --> 00:18:45,860 SUPER! 368 00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:50,064 RUSTY LEFT YEARS AGO. 369 00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,666 IT'S TIME TO GET BACK OUT THERE, DON'T YOU THINK? 370 00:18:51,768 --> 00:18:53,934 [scoffs] 371 00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:57,905 NOW, DUDE, I KNOW I'VE BEEN SORT OF RAGGING ON YOU 372 00:18:58,007 --> 00:19:00,241 ON THIS WHOLE C ANDERSON EXPERIMENT, 373 00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:01,208 BUT HOW'S IT GOING? 374 00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:02,810 VERY ROMANTIC. 375 00:19:02,912 --> 00:19:05,580 WE'VE BEEN EXCHANGING STORIES BACK AND FORTH. 376 00:19:05,682 --> 00:19:07,749 I FEEL LIKE WE'RE GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 377 00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:09,216 IT'S WEIRD BUT COOL. 378 00:19:09,319 --> 00:19:11,152 TO BE HONEST, SHE COMES ACROSS 379 00:19:11,254 --> 00:19:12,887 A LOT DIFFERENT THAN SHE LOOKS. 380 00:19:12,989 --> 00:19:16,056 MM. YEAH? HOW? 381 00:19:16,159 --> 00:19:18,526 FUNNIER. MORE DOWN TO EARTH. 382 00:19:18,628 --> 00:19:20,060 LIKE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE 383 00:19:20,163 --> 00:19:22,029 THAT HAS NO IDEA HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE. 384 00:19:22,131 --> 00:19:24,932 HOPEFULLY YOU COME OFF DIFFERENT THAN YOU LOOK TOO. 385 00:19:25,034 --> 00:19:26,100 [laughs] 386 00:19:26,202 --> 00:19:28,235 AND YOU KNOW WHAT'S SO STRANGE? 387 00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:30,204 EVER SINCE THIS WHOLE THING STARTED, 388 00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:32,940 EVERY TIME I'M OUT, I FEEL LIKE I SEE HER. 389 00:19:34,577 --> 00:19:36,477 OH, MARGARITAS! 390 00:19:38,047 --> 00:19:39,814 THAT REALLY IS HER. 391 00:19:39,916 --> 00:19:41,416 TELL ME SHE DOESN'T SEE ME, PLEASE. 392 00:19:41,518 --> 00:19:42,483 I DON'T WANT HER TO THINK I'M A STALKER. 393 00:19:42,585 --> 00:19:44,018 WOULD YOU GET A GRIP? 394 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,986 SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, REMEMBER? 395 00:19:46,088 --> 00:19:48,155 THAT'S RIGHT. SHE DOESN'T, DOES SHE? 396 00:19:48,257 --> 00:19:50,291 I CAN WALK RIGHT UP TO HER, STARE HER RIGHT IN THE EYE, 397 00:19:50,393 --> 00:19:52,893 AND SHE'D HAVE NO IDEA IT WAS ME. 398 00:19:54,397 --> 00:19:55,830 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? - I DON'T KNOW. 399 00:19:55,932 --> 00:19:57,965 - I DON'T KNOW. - DO YOU WANNA BLOW YOUR COVER? 400 00:19:58,067 --> 00:19:59,900 BECAUSE I KNOW YOU-- YOU WILL. 401 00:20:00,002 --> 00:20:02,303 BESIDES, IS THIS HOW OR WHERE 402 00:20:02,405 --> 00:20:05,039 YOU WANT YOUR ANGEL TO MEET HER SOUL MATE? 403 00:20:05,141 --> 00:20:07,675 YEAH. 404 00:20:07,777 --> 00:20:08,743 YOU KNOW, AS A MATTER OF FACT, LET'S... 405 00:20:08,845 --> 00:20:10,177 LET'S JUST GET OUTTA HERE. 406 00:20:10,279 --> 00:20:11,278 LET'S GO SI-- 407 00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:13,080 OH, I'M SO SORRY! 408 00:20:13,182 --> 00:20:14,749 - OH, MY GOSH! - [laughing] THAT IS... 409 00:20:14,851 --> 00:20:15,950 OH, MY-- I'M SO-- 410 00:20:16,052 --> 00:20:18,319 I'M SO SORRY, I-- 411 00:20:18,421 --> 00:20:19,854 I WILL PAY FOR YOUR DRY CLEANING 412 00:20:19,956 --> 00:20:21,989 OR AT LEAST BUY YOU ANOTHER SHIRT. 413 00:20:22,091 --> 00:20:23,791 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. - LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK. 414 00:20:23,893 --> 00:20:24,826 - I MEAN... - YOU KNOW, HOW 'BOUT... 415 00:20:24,927 --> 00:20:26,794 COFFEE? 416 00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:28,363 YOU KNOW, TOMORROW. 417 00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:31,366 I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU. 418 00:20:31,468 --> 00:20:34,168 BUT WE WOULD GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER. 419 00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:36,170 OVER COFFEE. 420 00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:41,308 UM... 421 00:20:41,411 --> 00:20:43,378 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. I'M, UM... 422 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,613 I'M HAVING SOME FRIENDS OVER SATURDAY NIGHT. 423 00:20:45,715 --> 00:20:48,516 STOP BY IF YOU WANT. 424 00:20:48,618 --> 00:20:49,984 I WOULD LOVE TO. 425 00:20:58,461 --> 00:20:59,861 I'M BEN MARTIN. 426 00:20:59,962 --> 00:21:01,396 SEE YOU SATURDAY NIGHT, BEN MARTIN. 427 00:21:01,498 --> 00:21:03,931 I LOOK FORWARD TO IT. 428 00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:05,867 IT'S NICE MEETING YOU. 429 00:21:05,968 --> 00:21:08,836 - I'M SORRY. - THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT. 430 00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:10,070 LITTLE CHILLY, BUT IT'S OKAY. 431 00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:12,139 NICE MEETING YOU. 432 00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:18,713 THAT WAS DIFFERENT. [both giggle] 433 00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:23,751 [dance music plays] 434 00:21:23,853 --> 00:21:28,122 ♪ 435 00:21:28,224 --> 00:21:31,992 [background chatter] 436 00:21:32,094 --> 00:21:35,763 IS NATALIE HERE? 437 00:21:35,865 --> 00:21:37,965 YEAH! YEAH, SHE'S GONNA BE HERE LATER. 438 00:21:38,067 --> 00:21:40,935 CHARLEY! YOU MADE IT! 439 00:21:41,037 --> 00:21:42,603 [laughs] 440 00:21:42,705 --> 00:21:44,004 AND YOU BROUGHT A...PIE. 441 00:21:44,106 --> 00:21:45,506 YEAH. SORRY. 442 00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:48,242 I DIDN'T REALIZE... WOW! WHAT A PARTY. 443 00:21:48,344 --> 00:21:50,511 RIGHT. WHAT'D I TELL YOU? 444 00:21:53,650 --> 00:21:55,416 - WHAT'S THIS? - OKAY, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS. 445 00:21:55,518 --> 00:21:56,918 WOMEN GET LOCKS, MEN GET KEYS. 446 00:21:57,019 --> 00:21:58,453 IF THEY'RE A FIT, IT'S A MATCH. 447 00:21:58,555 --> 00:22:00,387 OR WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE. 448 00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:04,091 CHLOE THROWS THE MOST AMAZING THEME PARTIES. 449 00:22:04,193 --> 00:22:06,594 - MM-HMM. I WILL TAKE THAT. - THANKS. 450 00:22:06,696 --> 00:22:10,598 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS WAS A SINGLES PARTY. 451 00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,567 WOULD YOU HAVE COME IF I DID? 452 00:22:13,536 --> 00:22:15,302 UM... 453 00:22:17,707 --> 00:22:18,873 SHE BROUGHT A PIE. 454 00:22:18,975 --> 00:22:20,708 [both laugh] 455 00:22:20,810 --> 00:22:23,811 WHAT A HOUSE, HUH? HOW DO YOU... 456 00:22:23,913 --> 00:22:25,713 OH, MY COUSIN. WELL, SECOND COUSIN. 457 00:22:25,815 --> 00:22:27,548 HE'S WORKING IN LONDON FOR THE YEAR, 458 00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:29,083 AND HE ASKED ME TO HOUSE-SIT. 459 00:22:29,185 --> 00:22:30,384 WOULD NOT TAKE A DIME. 460 00:22:30,487 --> 00:22:31,786 AM I LIKE THE LUCKIEST PERSON ALIVE? 461 00:22:31,888 --> 00:22:32,753 [laughs] 462 00:22:32,856 --> 00:22:34,622 - HEY. - HI! 463 00:22:36,158 --> 00:22:38,726 - MAY I? - OF COURSE. OF COURSE. 464 00:22:38,828 --> 00:22:40,127 MINGLE! 465 00:22:40,229 --> 00:22:42,029 OKAY. 466 00:22:42,131 --> 00:22:43,764 OH...TOO BAD. 467 00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:45,299 I'M SORRY. 468 00:22:47,203 --> 00:22:50,371 WISH IT LUCK. WISH IT LUCK. 469 00:22:50,473 --> 00:22:51,973 NO. NO. 470 00:22:52,074 --> 00:22:53,975 SORRY. 471 00:23:01,384 --> 00:23:03,183 WHAT IS THIS, NATIONAL PIE DAY? 472 00:23:03,285 --> 00:23:05,786 WHO TOLD THESE PEOPLE TO BRING PIES? 473 00:23:15,765 --> 00:23:17,498 - OH! - OH! 474 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,366 OH, MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL GET IT. 475 00:23:19,468 --> 00:23:22,770 CHLOE? 476 00:23:22,872 --> 00:23:24,906 CHLOE. HEY... [laughs] 477 00:23:25,008 --> 00:23:27,207 IT'S BEN. BEN. 478 00:23:27,309 --> 00:23:29,911 BEN...BEN MAR-MARTIN. 479 00:23:30,013 --> 00:23:31,478 RIGHT! 480 00:23:31,581 --> 00:23:33,080 THE GUY WHO WORE MY MARGARITA. 481 00:23:33,182 --> 00:23:34,448 YES! I WORE YOUR MARGARITA. 482 00:23:34,551 --> 00:23:36,651 - YES. - YEAH. 483 00:23:36,753 --> 00:23:38,953 I BROUGHT YOU A PIE. 484 00:23:39,055 --> 00:23:40,555 SOMEBODY TOOK IT. 485 00:23:40,657 --> 00:23:41,756 WOW. 486 00:23:41,858 --> 00:23:43,057 THAT'S THE SECOND PIE TONIGHT, 487 00:23:43,159 --> 00:23:46,827 BUT HEY, WHO DOESN'T LIKE PIE, RIGHT? 488 00:23:46,930 --> 00:23:49,664 YEAH. YEAH. 489 00:23:51,634 --> 00:23:53,801 SO THIS IS A BIT, UH... 490 00:23:53,903 --> 00:23:56,403 LESS INTIMATE THAN I EXPECTED. 491 00:23:56,505 --> 00:23:58,238 OH, WELL, IT'S A LOCK AND KEY PARTY, 492 00:23:58,340 --> 00:24:00,307 - SO THE MORE THE MERRIER. - AH, IT'S A LOCK AND-- OH! 493 00:24:00,409 --> 00:24:02,910 OF COURSE IT'S A LOCK AND KEY PARTY. 494 00:24:03,012 --> 00:24:04,211 UH-HUH. YEAH. 495 00:24:04,313 --> 00:24:05,512 SHALL WE GET THIS PARTY STARTED-- 496 00:24:05,615 --> 00:24:06,480 - CHLOE! - AAH! 497 00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,449 - CATCH YOU LATER! - HI! 498 00:24:08,551 --> 00:24:11,452 OKAY. YEP. 499 00:24:11,554 --> 00:24:14,088 - HEY! HOW ARE YOU? - HE'S OVER THERE. 500 00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:18,059 EXCUSE ME. 501 00:24:23,866 --> 00:24:26,000 HAVE YOU EVER... BEEN TO ONE OF THESE? 502 00:24:26,102 --> 00:24:28,302 NO. CAN'T SAY I'VE HAD THE PLEASURE. 503 00:24:28,404 --> 00:24:30,304 - YOU? - I ACTUALLY WENT TO 504 00:24:30,406 --> 00:24:32,172 A COLLEGE MIXER FOR HALLOWEEN ONE YEAR 505 00:24:32,274 --> 00:24:34,709 WHERE YOU HAD TO DRESS UP AS YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN UTENSIL. 506 00:24:34,811 --> 00:24:36,611 [laughing] I DON'T REALLY GUESS 507 00:24:36,713 --> 00:24:38,278 THAT COUNTS, THOUGH, DOES IT? 508 00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:41,082 HI. I'M BEN. [glasses clink] 509 00:24:41,183 --> 00:24:43,017 AND I HAVE LOOKED STUPID PLENTY OF TIMES. 510 00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:44,318 AS A MATTER OF FACT, 511 00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:46,253 I PROBABLY LOOK PRETTY STUPID RIGHT NOW. 512 00:24:46,355 --> 00:24:49,490 I'M CHARLEY, AND IF ANYBODY LOOKS STUPID RIGHT NOW, 513 00:24:49,592 --> 00:24:50,958 IT'S PROBABLY ME. 514 00:24:51,060 --> 00:24:53,861 I BROUGHT A PIE. 515 00:24:56,032 --> 00:24:59,466 I BROUGHT A PIE! I'M NOT KIDDING! 516 00:24:59,568 --> 00:25:00,567 I BROUGHT A PIE HERE TONIGHT! 517 00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:02,670 - REALLY? - YES! 518 00:25:02,772 --> 00:25:05,773 WOW. AND YOU DON'T LOOK STUPID AT ALL. 519 00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:07,541 QUITE THE CONTRARY, AS A MATTER OF FACT. 520 00:25:07,644 --> 00:25:08,609 YOU LOOK...VERY NICE. 521 00:25:08,711 --> 00:25:10,177 THANK YOU. 522 00:25:10,279 --> 00:25:12,412 OOPS. SORRY, SORRY. 523 00:25:12,515 --> 00:25:14,882 BUT YOU ARE CLEARLY VERY DRUNK. 524 00:25:14,984 --> 00:25:16,651 [chuckling] NO, I'M... 525 00:25:16,753 --> 00:25:18,252 IF I WAS DRUNK, TRUST ME, 526 00:25:18,354 --> 00:25:20,554 I WOULD BE STANDING ON A TABLE HUMILIATING MYSELF 527 00:25:20,657 --> 00:25:22,657 SINGING SOME OLD, UNRECOGNIZABLE SONG 528 00:25:22,759 --> 00:25:23,824 AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS. 529 00:25:23,926 --> 00:25:26,661 - LIKE WHAT? - I WOULD PROBABLY 530 00:25:26,763 --> 00:25:30,131 BE SINGING YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY YOU LOVE ME BY DUSTY-- 531 00:25:30,232 --> 00:25:31,899 DUSTY SPRINGFIELD. I LOVE DUSTY. 532 00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:33,834 SERIOUSLY, THAT-- THAT-- THAT'S CRAZY. 533 00:25:33,936 --> 00:25:37,004 IN MY OPINION, DUSTY IN MEMPHIS 534 00:25:37,106 --> 00:25:39,239 - IS PROBABLY THE-- - THE BEST RECORD EVER MADE. 535 00:25:39,341 --> 00:25:40,340 YES! 536 00:25:40,442 --> 00:25:41,608 [clink] YES! 537 00:25:41,711 --> 00:25:43,778 SO ARE-- ARE YOU FRIENDS WITH CHLOE? 538 00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,479 UH, YEAH. WE WORK TOGETHER. 539 00:25:45,581 --> 00:25:46,881 - OH. - YOU? 540 00:25:46,983 --> 00:25:49,516 UH, WELL... IF I'M BEING HONEST, 541 00:25:49,618 --> 00:25:52,586 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT TONIGHT WAS GONNA BE OUR FIRST DATE. 542 00:25:52,689 --> 00:25:55,422 I THINK TONIGHT IS SUPPOSED TO BE 543 00:25:55,524 --> 00:25:58,893 - A LOT OF PEOPLE'S FIRST DATE. - NO, A PROPER DATE. 544 00:25:58,995 --> 00:26:01,095 WITH A BEGINNING, A MIDDLE, AND AN END. 545 00:26:01,197 --> 00:26:02,930 WELL, THE NIGHT IS YOUNG. 546 00:26:03,032 --> 00:26:05,465 IF YOU'RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT STILL GET AN END. 547 00:26:05,568 --> 00:26:06,734 - HEY, YOU TWO. - HEY! 548 00:26:06,836 --> 00:26:08,335 HAVING FUN? 549 00:26:08,437 --> 00:26:11,271 YEAH. WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT DUSTY SPRINGFIELD. 550 00:26:11,373 --> 00:26:13,774 OH! OH, IS THAT A NEW AIR FRESHENER? 551 00:26:16,212 --> 00:26:17,344 - NO... - NO. 552 00:26:17,446 --> 00:26:18,946 ARE YOU-- ARE YOU HAVING FUN? 553 00:26:19,048 --> 00:26:20,748 - OH, I ALWAYS HAVE FUN. - YEAH. 554 00:26:20,850 --> 00:26:22,950 EVEN THOUGH NO ONE'S KEY'S OPENED MY LOCK YET. 555 00:26:23,052 --> 00:26:25,920 - WANNA TRY IT? - YES, I WILL... 556 00:26:26,022 --> 00:26:27,888 GIVE THAT A SHOT... 557 00:26:27,990 --> 00:26:29,757 AND SEE... 558 00:26:29,859 --> 00:26:30,858 YEAH...NO. 559 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,259 IT'S JUST-- HANG ON. 560 00:26:32,361 --> 00:26:33,660 - NO. - NO. 561 00:26:33,763 --> 00:26:34,995 I DON'T THINK IT'S GONNA WORK. 562 00:26:35,098 --> 00:26:36,797 YEP. NO. 563 00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:39,433 HAVE YOU TWO TRIED? 564 00:26:39,535 --> 00:26:41,235 - NO. - NO, WE HAVEN'T, ACTUALLY. 565 00:26:41,337 --> 00:26:42,903 - WE DIDN'T-- - COME ON. 566 00:26:43,005 --> 00:26:44,271 DON'T BE-- DON'T BE SHY. 567 00:26:44,373 --> 00:26:47,174 - OKAY. - WANNA...GIVE IT A SHOT? 568 00:26:47,276 --> 00:26:48,508 LET'S SEE. 569 00:26:48,611 --> 00:26:50,111 AND... 570 00:26:50,213 --> 00:26:51,178 - [click] - [gasps] 571 00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,813 - IT FITS! - OKAY. 572 00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:55,149 WHOO! EVERYONE, WE HAVE OUR FIRST FITTING COUPLE! 573 00:26:55,251 --> 00:26:56,884 HA HA! PICTURE TIME. 574 00:26:56,986 --> 00:26:58,953 - OKAY. - IT'S THE RULES. 575 00:26:59,055 --> 00:27:01,155 - YEP. - CLOSER. 576 00:27:01,257 --> 00:27:04,125 - WOW. - CLOSER, CLOSER. 577 00:27:04,227 --> 00:27:05,860 BIGGER SMILES, YOU TWO! 578 00:27:05,962 --> 00:27:07,628 OKAY. 579 00:27:07,730 --> 00:27:09,463 EXCELLENT. 580 00:27:09,565 --> 00:27:11,165 ABBY WILL EMAIL IT TO YOU BOTH. 581 00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:12,532 - OKAY. - JUST MAKE SURE I GET 582 00:27:12,635 --> 00:27:13,901 YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSES BEFORE YOU LEAVE. 583 00:27:14,003 --> 00:27:15,970 - WILL DO. - OKAY, GANG. 584 00:27:16,072 --> 00:27:18,538 LET'S SEE WHO ELSE IS MEANT FOR EACH OTHER. 585 00:27:20,643 --> 00:27:23,911 - OKAY. SO WHAT NOW? - PIE? 586 00:27:24,013 --> 00:27:25,345 WE SHOULD HAVE PIE, SHOULDN'T WE? 587 00:27:25,447 --> 00:27:26,713 NO ONE'S GONNA EAT OUR PIE. 588 00:27:26,816 --> 00:27:29,150 WE SHOULD AT LEAST HAVE A SLICE, RIGHT? 589 00:27:29,252 --> 00:27:32,153 YEAH, ACTUALLY, I'M GONNA...TAKE OFF. 590 00:27:32,255 --> 00:27:36,757 BUT YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND AND GET TO KNOW CHLOE. 591 00:27:36,859 --> 00:27:39,626 WELL, IN THAT CASE, CHARLEY, IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU. 592 00:27:39,728 --> 00:27:42,729 IT WAS. BUT IT WA-- IT WAS NICE. 593 00:27:42,832 --> 00:27:45,766 YOU SEEM LIKE A... A GOOD GUY, BEN. 594 00:27:45,868 --> 00:27:49,203 SO, UM...HERE. 595 00:27:49,305 --> 00:27:51,371 STAY THAT WAY. 596 00:27:51,473 --> 00:27:52,773 THANK YOU. 597 00:28:02,656 --> 00:28:05,023 HEY, YOU. 598 00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:06,958 - DID YOU HAVE FUN? - WE PLAYED GUITAR HERO 599 00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,593 AND HAD THREE DIFFERENT KINDS OF PIZZAS. 600 00:28:08,695 --> 00:28:09,895 WOW. 601 00:28:09,997 --> 00:28:11,362 - HEY, GUYS. - COME ON! 602 00:28:11,464 --> 00:28:14,232 - THANKS FOR THE ASSIST, VAL. - OH, HONEY, 603 00:28:14,334 --> 00:28:16,601 ANYTHING TO GET YOUR LOVE LIFE OUT OF NEUTRAL. 604 00:28:16,703 --> 00:28:18,937 - MM. - SO HOW WAS THE LITTLE SOIREE? 605 00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:20,872 NOT SO LITTLE. 606 00:28:20,974 --> 00:28:22,440 IT WAS A SINGLES PARTY 607 00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:24,575 FOR 300 OF CHLOE'S CLOSEST FRIENDS. 608 00:28:24,678 --> 00:28:27,279 - OH! HA HA! - SO BASICALLY, IT WAS TORTURE. 609 00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:30,215 THOUGH THERE WAS THIS LOCK AND KEY THEME, 610 00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:33,351 WHICH I GUESS WAS AN OKAY ICEBREAKER. 611 00:28:33,453 --> 00:28:36,288 ANYBODY OKAY BREAK YOUR ICE? 612 00:28:36,389 --> 00:28:39,224 NO, NOT REALLY. 613 00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:42,527 CHARLEY... 614 00:28:42,629 --> 00:28:45,897 WELL, THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY, BEN, 615 00:28:45,999 --> 00:28:48,666 BUT HE'S ALL GAGA FOR CHLOE, SO... 616 00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:50,969 AT LEAST YOU MET ONCE DECENT GUY. 617 00:28:51,071 --> 00:28:52,938 - THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU HOPE. - MM-HMM. 618 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,806 WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS YOUR EMAIL FELLA. 619 00:28:54,908 --> 00:28:56,474 YES. 620 00:28:56,576 --> 00:28:58,343 [laughs] BOYS, COME ON. 621 00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,745 MOM? MOM, I DON'T WANNA GO. 622 00:29:00,848 --> 00:29:04,182 - CAN WE STAY A LITTLE LONGER? - THANKS AGAIN. 623 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:06,684 MY PLEASURE. SEE YOU LATER. 624 00:29:21,568 --> 00:29:23,235 [chuckles] 625 00:29:25,873 --> 00:29:28,539 [thinking] WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT? 626 00:29:29,877 --> 00:29:31,576 [electronic tone] 627 00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:44,655 BIG PARTY. 628 00:29:46,559 --> 00:29:48,493 [electronic tone] 629 00:29:48,595 --> 00:29:51,930 WELL, DID YOU MEET ANYONE INTERESTING? 630 00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:59,104 I'LL NEVER... 631 00:29:59,206 --> 00:30:00,671 TELL. 632 00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:06,378 WELL, I'LL TAKE THAT AS A "YES." 633 00:30:06,479 --> 00:30:09,014 WHATEVER. YOU KNOW MEN. THEY NEVER CALL... 634 00:30:09,116 --> 00:30:10,315 JUST EMAIL. 635 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:12,384 MAYBE... 636 00:30:12,485 --> 00:30:14,920 YOU'LL BE SURPRISED. 637 00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,757 [telephone rings] 638 00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:21,526 GAME 1. 639 00:30:21,628 --> 00:30:23,328 - CHLOE? - NO, THIS IS CHARLEY. 640 00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:25,096 CHLOE'S IN A MEETING. CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE? 641 00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:27,799 CHARLEY AS IN... "I BROUGHT A PIE" CHARLEY? 642 00:30:27,901 --> 00:30:28,800 BEN? 643 00:30:28,902 --> 00:30:30,435 [laughs] HEY. 644 00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,603 I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU WERE CHLOE'S ASSISTANT. 645 00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:35,106 I'M NOT. I'M JUST COVERING HER PHONE. 646 00:30:38,178 --> 00:30:39,744 [ahem] IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT, 647 00:30:39,846 --> 00:30:42,414 I'M JUST GONNA PRY MY FOOT RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH. 648 00:30:42,515 --> 00:30:44,249 SURE. GO RIGHT AHEAD. 649 00:30:47,654 --> 00:30:49,454 OKAY. I'M BACK. 650 00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:53,992 SO WHAT DID I MISS AFTER I LEFT THE PARTY? 651 00:30:54,094 --> 00:30:56,828 JUST MORE OF MY WITTY REPARTEE. 652 00:30:56,930 --> 00:30:58,363 ANY DRUNKEN SINGING? 653 00:30:58,465 --> 00:31:01,399 UNFORTUNATELY NOT. I SWITCHED TO 7UP MIDSTREAM. 654 00:31:01,501 --> 00:31:05,736 SEE? AND I WAS SURE YOU'D END UP TAKING REQUESTS. 655 00:31:05,839 --> 00:31:08,739 SO THAT'S WHY YOU LEFT, HUH? 656 00:31:08,842 --> 00:31:11,176 UH...WELL, I'LL TELL CHLOE YOU CALLED. 657 00:31:11,278 --> 00:31:12,944 DOES SHE HAVE YOUR NUMBER? 658 00:31:13,046 --> 00:31:15,046 I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU RIGHT NOW. 659 00:31:15,148 --> 00:31:19,851 IT IS AREA CODE 323-555-0184. 660 00:31:19,953 --> 00:31:21,552 GOT IT. 661 00:31:21,654 --> 00:31:23,588 I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON, CHARLEY. 662 00:31:23,690 --> 00:31:26,724 YEAH, MEN, THEY SAY THEY'LL CALL, AND THEY NEVER DO. 663 00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:30,962 TAKE CARE, CHARLEY. 664 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,066 CHARLEY. 665 00:31:38,238 --> 00:31:39,871 CHARLEY, SIT DOWN. 666 00:31:39,973 --> 00:31:42,073 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 667 00:31:42,175 --> 00:31:44,609 I'VE BEEN OFFERED A JOB IN CHICAGO. 668 00:31:44,711 --> 00:31:47,212 CHICAGO? WHAT KIND OF JOB? 669 00:31:47,314 --> 00:31:49,847 VP OF MARKETING FOR ARGOMONT HOTELS. 670 00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,983 OH, MY GOSH! 671 00:31:52,085 --> 00:31:54,052 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 672 00:31:54,154 --> 00:31:55,620 I SAID YES. 673 00:31:55,722 --> 00:32:00,591 - I LEAVE IN A MONTH. - OH, VAL, CONGRATULATIONS. 674 00:32:00,693 --> 00:32:02,827 I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS. 675 00:32:02,929 --> 00:32:04,329 OH, CHARLEY. 676 00:32:04,431 --> 00:32:05,563 NO... 677 00:32:05,665 --> 00:32:06,564 SORRY. 678 00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:08,699 SORRY, UH... 679 00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:12,437 IT'S JUST... 680 00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:15,173 WHO AM I GONNA... 681 00:32:15,275 --> 00:32:18,109 COOK MY FAMOUS PESTO LASAGNA FOR? 682 00:32:19,879 --> 00:32:22,547 AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH LUKE LOVES THE BOYS AND-- 683 00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,449 IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS, 684 00:32:24,551 --> 00:32:26,518 YOU'RE NOT LOSING A FRIEND-- YOU'RE GAINING A PROMOTION. 685 00:32:26,619 --> 00:32:29,820 I'M GONNA TALK TO JIM ABOUT YOU THIS AFTERNOON. 686 00:32:29,923 --> 00:32:31,789 JIM STILL THINKS I'M AN ASSISTANT. 687 00:32:31,891 --> 00:32:33,691 JIM THINKS EVERY WOMAN'S AN ASSISTANT. 688 00:32:33,793 --> 00:32:35,693 - [laughs] - YOU KNOW MORE 689 00:32:35,795 --> 00:32:37,895 THAN ANYBODY OUT THERE, INCLUDING JIM. 690 00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,330 EVERYBODY KNOWS IT! 691 00:32:39,433 --> 00:32:41,332 I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING, 692 00:32:41,435 --> 00:32:43,634 BUT I'M GONNA DO MY BEST SALES JOB. 693 00:32:43,736 --> 00:32:45,303 YOU'RE AMAZING. 694 00:32:45,405 --> 00:32:46,704 MM-HMM. 695 00:32:46,806 --> 00:32:48,206 BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK THE CHANCES 696 00:32:48,308 --> 00:32:49,307 OF THAT REALLY HAPPENING ARE? 697 00:32:49,409 --> 00:32:52,310 WHAT IS MEANT TO BE WILL BE. 698 00:33:09,929 --> 00:33:10,795 [cell phone thuds] 699 00:33:10,897 --> 00:33:12,464 NOTHING. 700 00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:16,201 - [elevator bell dings] - AH! 701 00:33:16,303 --> 00:33:17,868 AH! 702 00:33:17,971 --> 00:33:19,370 SORRY. 703 00:33:19,473 --> 00:33:21,038 I DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT FOR THE ELEVATOR, 704 00:33:21,141 --> 00:33:22,574 AND I'M LATE ENOUGH AS IT IS. 705 00:33:22,675 --> 00:33:23,808 OH. NO WORRIES. 706 00:33:23,910 --> 00:33:25,443 HEY, WORK PERK ALERT. 707 00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:27,078 I HAVE FLOOR SEATS TO TONIGHT'S GAME. 708 00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:28,713 WANNA GO WITH? 709 00:33:28,815 --> 00:33:30,448 UH, NO, I ACTUALLY HAVE A DATE WITH LUKE TONIGHT. 710 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,283 MM. DARN. 711 00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,152 EVERYONE I'VE ASKED IS BUSY. 712 00:33:34,254 --> 00:33:35,953 I WAS REALLY HOPING FOR A FUN NIGHT OUT. 713 00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:38,556 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE BEN? 714 00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:40,992 BEN... 715 00:33:41,094 --> 00:33:43,161 BEN! OH, YEAH. 716 00:33:43,263 --> 00:33:45,796 I FORGOT TO CALL HIM BACK. MY BAD. 717 00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:48,133 YOU CAN MAKE AMENDS WITH BASKETBALL TICKETS. 718 00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:49,434 [elevator bell dings] 719 00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,751 HELLO...LUKE. 720 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:09,854 UM... 721 00:34:09,956 --> 00:34:11,222 DO YOU WORK HERE? 722 00:34:11,324 --> 00:34:12,890 I'M SEVEN. 723 00:34:12,992 --> 00:34:15,593 - THAT'S IT? - MM-HMM. 724 00:34:15,695 --> 00:34:18,229 YEAH, THAT'S...PROBABLY NOT ENOUGH TO WORK HERE, IS IT? 725 00:34:18,331 --> 00:34:19,964 WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW 726 00:34:20,066 --> 00:34:21,533 WHERE I COULD FIND CHLOE ANDERSON? 727 00:34:21,635 --> 00:34:24,402 EVERYONE IS IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 728 00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:29,106 WHOA! 729 00:34:29,209 --> 00:34:30,908 THAT'S PRETTY COOL. WHAT IS THAT? 730 00:34:31,010 --> 00:34:32,544 MYSTERY SITE. 731 00:34:32,646 --> 00:34:33,844 LIKE THE PLACE MYSTERY SITE? 732 00:34:33,946 --> 00:34:35,580 HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE? 733 00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:37,748 UNFORTUNATELY, I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE. 734 00:34:37,850 --> 00:34:39,450 THERE WAS ONE A FEW HOURS FROM WHERE I GREW UP. 735 00:34:39,553 --> 00:34:42,287 I NEVER GOT TO GO. SUPPOSED TO BE AMAZING, THOUGH. 736 00:34:42,389 --> 00:34:46,090 LIKE BALLS ROLL UPHILL, CARS MOVE WITHOUT BEING STARTED. 737 00:34:46,193 --> 00:34:47,325 - LIKE THAT SORTA STUFF. - NO WAY! 738 00:34:47,427 --> 00:34:49,460 - YES WAY. - HOW DO THEY DO IT? 739 00:34:49,563 --> 00:34:52,397 SEE, THAT'S...THE MYSTERY. THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT COOL. 740 00:34:52,499 --> 00:34:53,531 - YEAH. - IT'S A MYSTERY. 741 00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,132 MM-HMM. 742 00:34:55,235 --> 00:34:57,702 MY MOM WAS SUPPOSED TO TAKE ME THERE LAST SUMMER. 743 00:34:57,804 --> 00:34:59,537 BUT THEN I GOT CHICKENPOX. 744 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,138 OOH, CHICKEN POX? 745 00:35:01,241 --> 00:35:02,940 AND HE'S BEEN OBSESSED WITH THE PLACE 746 00:35:03,042 --> 00:35:05,476 SINCE WE SAW THE BUMPER STICKER FOR IT LAST YEAR. 747 00:35:05,579 --> 00:35:07,478 NOW IT'S LIKE HIS HOLY GRAIL. 748 00:35:07,581 --> 00:35:08,546 HELLO, CHARLEY. 749 00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:09,780 HI, BEN. 750 00:35:09,882 --> 00:35:11,249 SO THAT LITTLE DUDE IS YOURS? 751 00:35:11,351 --> 00:35:13,651 YEAH, JUST FOR THE LAST SEVEN YEARS, 752 00:35:13,753 --> 00:35:15,353 SO I THINK I'LL KEEP HIM. 753 00:35:15,455 --> 00:35:17,388 AH. GOOD IDEA. 754 00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:19,524 MOM. I CAN HEAR YOU. 755 00:35:19,626 --> 00:35:21,326 I KNOW YOU CAN. 756 00:35:21,428 --> 00:35:24,596 SHE PROMISED TO TAKE ME TO MYSTERY SITE THIS SUMMER. 757 00:35:24,698 --> 00:35:25,763 YOU WANNA COME? 758 00:35:25,865 --> 00:35:26,997 [laughs] 759 00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:28,633 YEAH! 760 00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:31,236 [laughing] YEAH, I'LL GO TO MYSTERY SITE WITH YOU. 761 00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,238 OF COURSE! YEAH. I'VE NEVER BEEN. 762 00:35:35,609 --> 00:35:36,974 HERE. AS A REMINDER. 763 00:35:37,076 --> 00:35:38,543 - OKAY. - YOU'LL LET ME KEEP THIS? 764 00:35:38,645 --> 00:35:40,311 - MM-HMM. - SERIOUS? 765 00:35:40,413 --> 00:35:41,446 - MM-HMM. - OKAY. 766 00:35:41,548 --> 00:35:43,314 SWEET, DUDE. 767 00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:46,016 RIGHT ON! 768 00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:47,485 - THANK YOU, MAN! - YOU'RE WELCOME. 769 00:35:47,587 --> 00:35:51,389 MOM, CAN I GO PHOTOCOPY MY BUTT? 770 00:35:51,491 --> 00:35:53,391 HANDS ONLY, BUSTER. 771 00:35:53,493 --> 00:35:54,992 OKAY. 772 00:35:55,094 --> 00:35:56,761 YEAH, THAT LIGHT'LL BURN YOUR BUTT. 773 00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:57,928 - I TRIED THAT. - [laughs] 774 00:35:58,030 --> 00:36:00,064 UH, YOU KNOW, 775 00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:02,467 YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA MENTION THE MYSTERY SITE AGAIN 776 00:36:02,569 --> 00:36:03,834 OR HE'LL BE ALL OVER YOU. 777 00:36:03,936 --> 00:36:05,836 HE NEVER FORGETS A THING. 778 00:36:05,938 --> 00:36:07,372 THAT'S OKAY. NEITHER DO I. 779 00:36:07,474 --> 00:36:08,606 [laughs] 780 00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,142 OH, AND I BELIEVE SOMEONE OWES ME 781 00:36:11,244 --> 00:36:13,210 A CHORUS OF DUSTY SPRINGFIELD. 782 00:36:13,313 --> 00:36:14,779 BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. 783 00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:17,448 BECAUSE I MAY BUST THAT OUT AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT 784 00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:18,849 AND HUMILIATE MYSELF. 785 00:36:18,951 --> 00:36:21,819 WHY DO I ALWAYS FIND YOU TWO TOGETHER? 786 00:36:21,921 --> 00:36:24,889 - READY FOR SOME HOOP ACTION? - UH, I AM READY. 787 00:36:24,991 --> 00:36:26,691 YEAH? ALL RIGHT. LET'S GO. 788 00:36:26,793 --> 00:36:28,459 - HAVE FUN, GUYS. - OKAY. THANKS. 789 00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,194 BYE. Chloe: BYE! 790 00:36:32,699 --> 00:36:37,234 LUKE! COME ON. IT'S TIME TO GO. 791 00:37:15,403 --> 00:37:18,103 THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME. 792 00:37:18,206 --> 00:37:19,438 THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR INVITING ME. 793 00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:20,973 OF COURSE. 794 00:37:21,075 --> 00:37:22,508 HEY, BEN, YOU TWO READY TO ORDER? 795 00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:25,010 - MM. - I JUST CAN'T DECIDE. 796 00:37:25,112 --> 00:37:26,412 IT'S JUST...MMM. 797 00:37:26,514 --> 00:37:28,914 SHALL I ORDER FOR US? 798 00:37:29,016 --> 00:37:31,217 SURE. LET'S SEE HOW PSYCHIC YOU ARE. 799 00:37:31,319 --> 00:37:34,287 OKAY. 800 00:37:34,389 --> 00:37:37,823 LINGUINI AND CHICKEN WITH EXTRA PESTO SAUCE. 801 00:37:37,925 --> 00:37:40,493 YUM. PESTO. 802 00:37:40,595 --> 00:37:42,795 UM...BUT NO LINGUINI. JUST THE CHICKEN. 803 00:37:42,897 --> 00:37:45,531 LIGHT ON THE PESTO AND EXTRA VEGGIES, PLEASE. 804 00:37:45,633 --> 00:37:46,999 THANKS. 805 00:37:47,101 --> 00:37:49,268 I'LL JUST HAVE IT THE WAY IT COMES. 806 00:37:49,370 --> 00:37:51,003 - THANK YOU. - I'M ON A NO-CARB KICK. 807 00:37:51,105 --> 00:37:52,838 TRYING TO GET BACK INTO A SIZE 2. 808 00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,740 YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT. 809 00:37:54,842 --> 00:37:56,442 - YOU'RE PERFECT. - [chuckles] 810 00:37:56,544 --> 00:37:59,178 WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 811 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,547 I SEE A CHLOE WHO'S BRIGHT... 812 00:38:01,649 --> 00:38:03,182 UM, AMBITIOUS. 813 00:38:03,284 --> 00:38:04,684 VERY CAPABLE. 814 00:38:04,785 --> 00:38:07,353 BUT MOST LIKELY HAS HAD SOME DOORS OPEN TO HER 815 00:38:07,455 --> 00:38:09,922 BECAUSE SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 816 00:38:10,024 --> 00:38:11,290 GO ON. 817 00:38:11,392 --> 00:38:12,925 I SEE A CHLOE 818 00:38:13,027 --> 00:38:14,960 THAT, DESPITE HER BEAUTY, 819 00:38:15,062 --> 00:38:16,229 GOOD FORTUNE, AND NUMEROUS FRIENDS, 820 00:38:16,331 --> 00:38:18,797 AT THE END OF THE DAY... 821 00:38:18,899 --> 00:38:21,267 AT THE END OF THE DAY JUST WANTS ONE THING, 822 00:38:21,369 --> 00:38:23,502 AND THAT'S...TRUE LOVE. 823 00:38:23,605 --> 00:38:25,938 BUT THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE 824 00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,708 IS A LITTLE MORE DIFFICULT TO FIND THAN SHE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT 825 00:38:28,809 --> 00:38:31,477 BECAUSE MOST GUYS, ESPECIALLY THE RIGHT GUYS, 826 00:38:31,579 --> 00:38:33,613 FIND HER TOO UNAPPROACHABLE, 827 00:38:33,715 --> 00:38:35,814 TOO OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE, SO MUCH SO 828 00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:37,750 THAT I BET THEY DON'T EVEN TRY. 829 00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:43,289 SO...SHE HAS DECIDED TO THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX 830 00:38:43,391 --> 00:38:46,024 AND... GIVE ROMANCE A TRY. 831 00:38:46,127 --> 00:38:50,062 SEE IF IT LEADS SOMEWHERE NEW AND FULFILLING. 832 00:38:52,032 --> 00:38:54,900 - WAS I CLOSE? - PRETTY GOOD. 833 00:38:55,002 --> 00:38:57,903 - YEAH? - YEAH. 834 00:39:01,409 --> 00:39:02,742 IT'S WEIRD. 835 00:39:02,843 --> 00:39:04,677 IT'S LIKE...BEN KNOWS ME. 836 00:39:04,779 --> 00:39:06,612 LIKE HE'S LOOKED INTO MY SOUL OR SOMETHING. 837 00:39:06,714 --> 00:39:08,481 WELL, THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A SENSITIVE GUY. 838 00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:10,115 YEAH. FOR THE FIRST TIME, 839 00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:12,685 I FEEL LIKE I'VE MET A GUY WHO LIKES ME FOR... 840 00:39:12,787 --> 00:39:14,052 WHAT'S IN HERE. 841 00:39:14,155 --> 00:39:15,954 YEAH, WELL, SENSITIVE GUY OR NO, 842 00:39:16,056 --> 00:39:19,024 WHAT'S OUT HERE IS WHAT'S DRIVING THAT BOY'S TRAIN. 843 00:39:19,126 --> 00:39:21,394 I DON'T KNOW, VAL. THIS ONE MAY BE DIFFERENT. 844 00:39:27,368 --> 00:39:29,067 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 845 00:39:29,170 --> 00:39:32,037 HAVEN'T HEARD YOU MENTION PHANTOM OF THE EMAIL RECENTLY. 846 00:39:32,139 --> 00:39:34,873 THAT'S BECAUSE HE... STOPPED EMAILING. 847 00:39:34,975 --> 00:39:37,677 MAYBE HE'S BUSY. OR OUT OF TOWN? 848 00:39:37,779 --> 00:39:39,244 MAYBE IT'S YOUR TURN TO EMAIL HIM, 849 00:39:39,347 --> 00:39:40,613 AND HE'S WAITING ON YOU. 850 00:39:40,715 --> 00:39:43,248 OH, COME ON, LET'S FACE IT, VAL. 851 00:39:43,351 --> 00:39:44,717 IT'S CRAZY. 852 00:39:44,819 --> 00:39:46,952 I'VE BEEN HAVING FEELINGS FOR A GUY 853 00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:48,887 I'VE NEVER EVEN MET, 854 00:39:48,989 --> 00:39:52,525 KNOW NOTHING ABOUT, WHO COULD BE ABSOLUTELY ANYBODY. 855 00:39:52,627 --> 00:39:54,493 AND I HAVE A CHILD TO THINK ABOUT. 856 00:39:54,595 --> 00:39:57,430 I CAN'T BE BRINGING STRANGE MEN INTO HIS LIFE. 857 00:39:57,532 --> 00:39:59,164 THAT HASN'T EXACTLY BEEN A PROBLEM. 858 00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,133 WHATEVER. 859 00:40:01,235 --> 00:40:03,669 I'M BREAKING IT OFF WITH ARTBOY RIGHT NOW. 860 00:40:17,084 --> 00:40:19,785 I'VE MET SOMEONE. 861 00:40:23,924 --> 00:40:25,924 COLIN, CHECK THIS OUT. 862 00:40:26,026 --> 00:40:28,694 YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAR THIS. IT'S FROM C ANDERSON. 863 00:40:28,796 --> 00:40:30,830 "DEAR ARTBOY, I'VE ENJOYED GETTING TO KNOW YOU, 864 00:40:30,931 --> 00:40:32,598 "BUT I NEED TO MOVE ON. 865 00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,968 "I MET SOMEONE REAL, SOMEONE I LIKE, 866 00:40:36,070 --> 00:40:37,837 "THAT GUY FROM THE PARTY I MENTIONED, 867 00:40:37,938 --> 00:40:40,406 "AND I THINK IT'S BEST IF I JUST FOCUS ON HIM RIGHT NOW. 868 00:40:40,508 --> 00:40:44,810 I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND. ALL THE BEST. C." 869 00:40:44,912 --> 00:40:46,545 SHE LIKES ME. 870 00:40:46,647 --> 00:40:48,881 SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE ANYBODY ELSE. 871 00:40:48,983 --> 00:40:51,851 CONGRATS, BRO. YOU'RE IN. 872 00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:59,258 "I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND. HE SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT GUY. 873 00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,026 "GO FOR IT! 874 00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:03,095 GOOD LUCK, C." 875 00:41:10,037 --> 00:41:13,171 BEN JUST CALLED. SUDDENLY ALL EXCITED. 876 00:41:13,274 --> 00:41:15,641 WANTS TO TAKE ME AWAY TO JOSHUA TREE FOR THE WEEKEND. 877 00:41:15,743 --> 00:41:18,644 OH. IT'S A MAGICAL PLACE. YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME. 878 00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:20,679 WHAT'S THERE, EXACTLY? 879 00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:22,147 WELL, IT'S A PARK IN THE DESERT 880 00:41:22,249 --> 00:41:25,451 WITH CACTUS, WILD FLOWERS, 881 00:41:25,553 --> 00:41:26,985 BEAUTIFUL JOSHUA TREES. 882 00:41:27,087 --> 00:41:28,854 STARRY NIGHTS. 883 00:41:28,956 --> 00:41:30,355 HUH. 884 00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:32,625 MAYBE WE'LL STOP AT THE OUTLETS ON THE WAY THERE. 885 00:41:32,727 --> 00:41:34,192 WHAT ABOUT YOU? 886 00:41:34,295 --> 00:41:35,628 WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE WEEKEND? 887 00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:38,931 ARE YOU FINALLY MEETING YOUR SECRET ADMIRER? 888 00:41:39,033 --> 00:41:40,633 HARDLY. 889 00:41:40,735 --> 00:41:42,401 I JUST E-DUMPED HIM. 890 00:41:42,503 --> 00:41:45,604 I HAVE LOTS OF GUYS I CAN FIX YOU UP WITH. 891 00:41:45,706 --> 00:41:47,473 ASIDE FROM THE ONES AT THE PARTY. 892 00:41:47,575 --> 00:41:50,075 NO. I'M NO GOOD ON BLIND DATES. 893 00:41:50,177 --> 00:41:51,944 WELL, HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO MEET SOMEONE? 894 00:41:52,046 --> 00:41:54,713 THE INTERNET? [laughs] 895 00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:56,482 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. WE'LL GO ON A DOUBLE DATE. 896 00:41:56,584 --> 00:41:57,917 ME AND BEN. 897 00:41:58,018 --> 00:42:00,052 YOU AND... SOMEONE FAB I COME UP WITH. 898 00:42:00,154 --> 00:42:01,687 UM...BUT THERE'S JUST ONE THING. 899 00:42:01,789 --> 00:42:03,823 IF YOU'RE GONNA JUMP BACK INTO THE DATING POOL, 900 00:42:03,925 --> 00:42:07,125 YOU MAY NEED A LITTLE BIT OF A...VISUAL REBOOT. 901 00:42:07,227 --> 00:42:08,828 WHAT? 902 00:42:08,930 --> 00:42:10,729 WHAT ARE YOU DOING AFTER WORK? 903 00:42:12,567 --> 00:42:15,968 ♪ BA BA DA BA BA BA BA 904 00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:19,237 ♪ BA BA DA BA 905 00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:24,042 ♪ BA BA DA BA BA BA DA ♪ 906 00:42:26,146 --> 00:42:28,981 [music continues] 907 00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:36,889 ♪ 908 00:42:44,899 --> 00:42:46,866 JIM. YOU REMEMBER CHARLEY. 909 00:42:50,337 --> 00:42:52,070 WOW. 910 00:42:52,172 --> 00:42:55,674 THIS IS THE GREATEST COMEBACK SINCE THE '69 METS. 911 00:42:57,211 --> 00:42:59,612 [giggling] 912 00:43:01,916 --> 00:43:03,482 UH, CHLOE. 913 00:43:03,584 --> 00:43:05,484 GONNA INTRODUCE ME TO YOUR F-- 914 00:43:08,422 --> 00:43:09,655 CHARLEY. 915 00:43:09,757 --> 00:43:10,689 WOW. [laughs] 916 00:43:10,791 --> 00:43:12,525 I MEAN, THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE. 917 00:43:12,627 --> 00:43:13,826 IS THAT A COMPLIMENT? 918 00:43:13,928 --> 00:43:15,528 - UH-- - I MEAN, IF YOU WANT IT TO BE. 919 00:43:15,630 --> 00:43:16,829 OF COURSE SHE DOES. 920 00:43:16,931 --> 00:43:18,797 OH, MY GOSH! CHARLEY! 921 00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:20,265 VA-VA-VOOM! 922 00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:22,234 IT WAS ALL CHLOE. SHE'S A MAKEOVER QUEEN. 923 00:43:22,336 --> 00:43:25,070 OH, NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HER. SHE'S GOT THE GOODS. 924 00:43:25,172 --> 00:43:26,438 OKAY, CHLOE, I'M NEXT. 925 00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:28,607 YOU KNOW WHAT? 926 00:43:28,709 --> 00:43:30,776 OPERATION CHARLEY GOES DATING STARTS IMMEDIATELY. 927 00:43:30,878 --> 00:43:32,912 WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW NIGHT? 928 00:43:37,184 --> 00:43:38,784 MOM, YOU LOOK PRETTY. 929 00:43:38,886 --> 00:43:40,753 I'M GLAD YOU DID A DO-OVER. 930 00:43:40,855 --> 00:43:42,154 [laughs] IT'S A MAKEOVER. 931 00:43:42,256 --> 00:43:43,522 AND THANK YOU, HONEY. 932 00:43:43,624 --> 00:43:45,591 YOU KNOW WHAT? 933 00:43:45,693 --> 00:43:47,593 I'M STARTING TO FEEL KIND OF PRETTY. 934 00:43:47,695 --> 00:43:49,528 ARE YOU GONNA BRING ME HOME A NEW DAD? 935 00:43:49,630 --> 00:43:51,163 I'M GOIN' ON A DATE, 936 00:43:51,265 --> 00:43:52,531 NOT A SHOPPING SPREE. 937 00:43:52,633 --> 00:43:55,434 HMM. THAT'S TOO BAD. 938 00:43:55,536 --> 00:43:57,036 HEY. 939 00:43:57,137 --> 00:43:58,804 YOU KNOW WHAT? 940 00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:01,239 ONE DAY, YOU MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER DAD. 941 00:44:01,341 --> 00:44:04,710 BUT FOR RIGHT NOW, THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS 942 00:44:04,812 --> 00:44:07,446 IS THAT I LOVE YOU VERY, VERY MUCH, OKAY? 943 00:44:07,548 --> 00:44:08,547 I KNOW, MOM. 944 00:44:08,649 --> 00:44:09,848 AND THIS TIME, 945 00:44:09,951 --> 00:44:11,650 NO TYING UP THE BABYSITTER. 946 00:44:11,752 --> 00:44:13,485 - OKAY. - SHE'S OLD. 947 00:44:13,588 --> 00:44:15,320 CHARLEY, THIS IS GABE. 948 00:44:15,422 --> 00:44:16,589 HI, GABE. NICE TO MEET YOU. 949 00:44:16,691 --> 00:44:18,457 HEY. CHLOE'S TOLD ME ALL ABOUT YOU. 950 00:44:18,559 --> 00:44:19,692 BUT I SHOWED UP ANYWAY. 951 00:44:19,794 --> 00:44:22,027 [both laughing] 952 00:44:22,129 --> 00:44:23,963 CHARLEY, GABE'S GOT A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR. 953 00:44:24,065 --> 00:44:25,097 HEY, EVERYBODY. 954 00:44:25,199 --> 00:44:27,866 I AM SO SORRY THAT I AM LATE. 955 00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:29,735 HI. 956 00:44:29,837 --> 00:44:31,369 CHARLEY, YOU LOOK... 957 00:44:31,472 --> 00:44:32,605 AMAZING. 958 00:44:32,707 --> 00:44:34,339 CHLOE SAID THAT YOU HAD A MAKEOVER-- 959 00:44:34,441 --> 00:44:35,641 - UM-- [ahem] - EXAM. 960 00:44:36,644 --> 00:44:38,944 AT WORK. SO... 961 00:44:39,046 --> 00:44:40,646 - HEY, I'M BEN. - GABE. 962 00:44:40,748 --> 00:44:42,615 NICE TO MEET YOU. 963 00:44:42,717 --> 00:44:45,784 I'M NOT SURE I LIKE THE WAY YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT MY DATE. 964 00:44:47,989 --> 00:44:50,089 WOULD YOU RATHER I LOOK AT YOU THAT WAY? 965 00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:51,957 AH... 966 00:44:52,059 --> 00:44:53,325 [laughter] 967 00:44:53,427 --> 00:44:55,794 I LOVE THIS GUY. GIVE IT HERE. 968 00:44:57,197 --> 00:44:58,163 WHO'S HUNGRY? 969 00:44:58,265 --> 00:45:00,099 I AM. 970 00:45:02,069 --> 00:45:04,202 SEE, I NEVER GOT THE HANG OF TWIRLING SPAGHETTI. 971 00:45:04,304 --> 00:45:05,904 - HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT? - HMM... 972 00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:08,907 MOMENTO. LET ME SHOW YOU THE MANNER 973 00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:10,509 FROM SICILY... 974 00:45:10,611 --> 00:45:11,810 HOW TO-A TWIRL THE SPAGHETTI. 975 00:45:11,912 --> 00:45:13,311 FIRST YOU TAKE-A THE FORK AND... 976 00:45:13,413 --> 00:45:16,181 AND YOU MAKE THE SWIRL LIKE THIS. 977 00:45:16,283 --> 00:45:19,251 AND WHEN YOU HAVE THE PASTA ON-A THE FORK 978 00:45:19,353 --> 00:45:21,286 AND AFTER THE TWIST AND SWIRL... 979 00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:23,555 THEN YOU EAT! 980 00:45:25,526 --> 00:45:27,526 BRAVO. 981 00:45:27,628 --> 00:45:30,595 GABE, CHARLEY HAS THE MOST ADORABLE SEVEN-YEAR-OLD SON. 982 00:45:30,698 --> 00:45:32,931 OH, YEAH? WHAT'S HE DO FOR A LIVING? 983 00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:35,134 [chuckles] 984 00:45:35,235 --> 00:45:37,102 WELL... 985 00:45:37,204 --> 00:45:39,571 ACTUALLY, LUKE, IN HIS MIND, 986 00:45:39,674 --> 00:45:41,439 PLAYS FOR THE DODGERS, 987 00:45:41,542 --> 00:45:43,942 BUT IN REALITY, HE'S JUST LEARNING HOW TO THROW A BALL. 988 00:45:44,045 --> 00:45:45,944 NOT THAT I AM THE BEST TEACHER, 'CAUSE I'M NOT. 989 00:45:46,047 --> 00:45:48,681 WELL, I'D OFFER TO HELP, BUT I MAKE KIDS CRY. 990 00:45:48,783 --> 00:45:49,648 MOST ADULTS TOO. 991 00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:51,684 [laughs] 992 00:45:51,786 --> 00:45:54,920 CHARLEY, I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY TO TEACH LUKE IF YOU'D LIKE. 993 00:45:55,022 --> 00:45:56,388 I WOULDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THAT. 994 00:45:56,490 --> 00:45:57,956 NO. IT'S OKAY. 995 00:45:58,059 --> 00:46:01,026 YOU'RE KIDDING. 996 00:46:01,128 --> 00:46:02,661 - NO. - REALLY? 997 00:46:02,763 --> 00:46:04,529 UM, WELL... 998 00:46:04,631 --> 00:46:08,266 WELL, IF IT'S OKAY, I'M... I'M SURE HE'D LOVE IT. 999 00:46:08,368 --> 00:46:09,501 IT'S A DATE THEN. 1000 00:46:09,603 --> 00:46:10,969 WHAT A GUY! 1001 00:46:11,072 --> 00:46:13,205 OKAY, SO BEN'S A PRINCE. WE GET IT. 1002 00:46:13,307 --> 00:46:14,639 - NOW CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME? - MM... 1003 00:46:14,742 --> 00:46:16,709 YES. OF COURSE. 1004 00:46:16,811 --> 00:46:18,143 GABE, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING? 1005 00:46:18,245 --> 00:46:20,579 ME? I RUN A CHARM SCHOOL. 1006 00:46:20,681 --> 00:46:22,047 KIDDING. 1007 00:46:22,149 --> 00:46:25,084 [laughter] 1008 00:46:27,088 --> 00:46:28,854 AH, YEAH, I'LL TAKE THE BREAD. 1009 00:46:35,029 --> 00:46:37,696 TONIGHT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT? 1010 00:46:37,798 --> 00:46:41,767 NO. I'M NOT SURE GABE IS THE RIGHT MATCH FOR CHARLEY, 1011 00:46:41,869 --> 00:46:43,135 - BUT... - OH. 1012 00:46:43,237 --> 00:46:45,204 THAT WAS THE BEST I COULD DO ON SHORT NOTICE. 1013 00:46:45,305 --> 00:46:47,706 ANYWAY, YOU GOTTA KISS A BUNCH OF FROGS 1014 00:46:47,808 --> 00:46:51,977 BEFORE YOU MEET YOUR PRINCE. 1015 00:46:52,079 --> 00:46:53,879 BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE, RIGHT? 1016 00:46:53,981 --> 00:46:56,348 I BELIEVE IN TRUE LUCK. 1017 00:46:56,450 --> 00:46:59,618 AT LEAST, THAT'S HOW LIFE'S WORKED FOR ME, ANYWAY. 1018 00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:01,086 THE OTHER NIGHT AT DINNER YOU SAID 1019 00:47:01,188 --> 00:47:02,888 YOU ONLY WANTED ONE THING. 1020 00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:04,823 YOU SAID THAT WAS TRUE LOVE. 1021 00:47:04,925 --> 00:47:06,759 NO. YOU SAID IT FOR ME. 1022 00:47:06,861 --> 00:47:08,727 BESIDES, JUST BECAUSE I MAY WANT IT 1023 00:47:08,829 --> 00:47:11,730 DOESN'T MEAN I BELIEVE IT ACTUALLY EXISTS. 1024 00:47:15,669 --> 00:47:18,570 THAT'S NOT VERY ROMANTIC OF YOU. 1025 00:47:18,672 --> 00:47:21,173 NO. 1026 00:47:21,275 --> 00:47:23,541 BUT THIS IS. 1027 00:47:31,418 --> 00:47:34,219 - YEAH. - YEAH. 1028 00:47:42,758 --> 00:47:45,826 SO CHARLEY'S DATING RANDOM JERKS. 1029 00:47:45,928 --> 00:47:47,060 MAYBE I SHOULD BE DATING HER. 1030 00:47:47,162 --> 00:47:48,995 [laughs] 1031 00:47:49,097 --> 00:47:51,798 YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO. 1032 00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:53,333 CHARLEY'S A GOOD GIRL, YOU KNOW? 1033 00:47:53,435 --> 00:47:55,335 SHE'S NICE, SWEET, KIND. 1034 00:47:55,437 --> 00:47:58,404 SHE'S PRACTICALLY A PERFECT WOMAN. 1035 00:47:58,507 --> 00:47:59,606 LAST THING SHE NEEDS TO BE DOING 1036 00:47:59,708 --> 00:48:01,140 IS DATING A CYNIC LIKE YOU. 1037 00:48:01,242 --> 00:48:02,809 OFF THE BOARD. 1038 00:48:02,911 --> 00:48:04,277 UNBELIEVABLE. 1039 00:48:04,379 --> 00:48:06,312 WELL, MAYBE, UH... SHE SHOULD BE DATIN' 1040 00:48:06,414 --> 00:48:07,614 SOMEONE LIKE, UM... 1041 00:48:07,716 --> 00:48:08,882 I DON'T KNOW, YOURSELF? 1042 00:48:08,984 --> 00:48:10,484 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1043 00:48:10,586 --> 00:48:12,552 IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE AWFULLY FOND OF A LADY 1044 00:48:12,654 --> 00:48:14,287 THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN ACTUALLY DATING. 1045 00:48:14,389 --> 00:48:16,756 I CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND A FRIEND AT THE SAME TIME. 1046 00:48:16,859 --> 00:48:18,692 NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT. IT'S CALLED MULTITASKING. 1047 00:48:18,794 --> 00:48:20,259 - COME ON. - IT'S CALLED BEING SOFT. 1048 00:48:20,362 --> 00:48:21,928 BUT ANYWAY, HOW IS THE LOVELY CHLOE DOING? 1049 00:48:22,030 --> 00:48:25,398 SHE'S, UM... 1050 00:48:25,501 --> 00:48:27,133 SHE'S JUST RIDICULOUSLY HOT. 1051 00:48:27,235 --> 00:48:28,835 YOU KNOW? THAT'S HOW SHE IS. 1052 00:48:28,937 --> 00:48:31,771 I JUST THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE A PROBLEM SHARING IN PERSON. 1053 00:48:31,874 --> 00:48:33,439 YOU KNOW? 1054 00:48:33,542 --> 00:48:35,241 WHAT NOW? 1055 00:48:35,343 --> 00:48:37,010 AH...HO HO HO HO HO! 1056 00:48:37,112 --> 00:48:39,345 IT'S JUST LAST NIGHT 1057 00:48:39,447 --> 00:48:41,314 SHE HAD A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TAKE ON TRUE LOVE 1058 00:48:41,416 --> 00:48:43,149 THAN WHEN WE SPOKE ONLINE-- IT WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. 1059 00:48:43,251 --> 00:48:44,784 IT'S JUST... IT'S JUST CONFUSING TO ME. 1060 00:48:44,887 --> 00:48:47,020 IT'S ONE THING TO SAY IT ONLINE. 1061 00:48:47,122 --> 00:48:49,155 IT'S ANOTHER THING TO SAY IT TO HER FACE. 1062 00:48:49,257 --> 00:48:51,491 FADE AWAY! 1063 00:48:51,593 --> 00:48:54,995 NOT EVEN CLOSE. NOT EVEN CLOSE. 1064 00:49:01,970 --> 00:49:04,470 [crunching] 1065 00:49:04,573 --> 00:49:07,841 [TV murmurs quietly] 1066 00:49:38,674 --> 00:49:41,107 [chuckling quietly] 1067 00:49:53,188 --> 00:49:55,188 WE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT SEARCHING FOR UFOs, 1068 00:49:55,290 --> 00:49:57,523 WHICH WAS KIND OF FUN FOR THE FIRST HOUR, 1069 00:49:57,626 --> 00:49:59,059 THEN BECAME POINTLESS. 1070 00:50:00,629 --> 00:50:02,161 OH, BEN MADE A FIRE WITH TWIGS. 1071 00:50:02,263 --> 00:50:04,530 HE'S SUCH A BOY SCOUT. 1072 00:50:04,633 --> 00:50:06,399 WE TOASTED MARSHMALLOWS. 1073 00:50:06,501 --> 00:50:09,202 THOUGH I MADE BEN EAT MY MARSHMALLOWS, 1074 00:50:09,304 --> 00:50:10,804 'CAUSE I'M TOTALLY OFF SUGAR NOW. 1075 00:50:10,906 --> 00:50:12,205 OH, MY FAVORITE PART. 1076 00:50:12,307 --> 00:50:14,941 WE STOPPED AT THE OUTLETS ON THE WAY BACK. 1077 00:50:15,043 --> 00:50:17,010 [telephone rings] 1078 00:50:19,081 --> 00:50:21,180 BEN. HEY. ARE YOUR EARS BURNING? 1079 00:50:21,282 --> 00:50:22,916 LUKE KEEPS ASKING ME 1080 00:50:23,018 --> 00:50:24,651 WHEN HE'S GONNA TEACH HIM HOW TO THROW A HARD BALL. 1081 00:50:24,753 --> 00:50:25,885 DID YOU GET THAT? 1082 00:50:28,356 --> 00:50:29,623 OKAY, LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 1083 00:50:29,725 --> 00:50:32,425 FIRE IT RIGHT DOWN THE TUBE. 1084 00:50:33,629 --> 00:50:34,995 WHOA! OKAY. 1085 00:50:35,097 --> 00:50:36,162 THAT WASN'T BAD. 1086 00:50:36,264 --> 00:50:37,631 THAT WAS TOTALLY BAD. 1087 00:50:37,733 --> 00:50:40,466 - I THROW LIKE MY MOTHER. - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 1088 00:50:40,568 --> 00:50:43,269 YOU THROW MUCH BETTER THAN HER. I'VE SEEN HER THROW. 1089 00:50:43,371 --> 00:50:45,471 YOUR SKILLS FAR SURPASS HERS. 1090 00:50:45,573 --> 00:50:47,741 OKAY. I'LL BE WAITING ON THE BENCH. 1091 00:50:47,843 --> 00:50:48,875 - OKAY. - WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, 1092 00:50:48,977 --> 00:50:50,309 I COULD EVEN THROW THAT WELL. 1093 00:50:50,411 --> 00:50:52,311 TRUE STORY. BUT I PRACTICED AND I PRACTICED, 1094 00:50:52,413 --> 00:50:55,081 AND A COUPLE YEARS LATER, I WAS BRINGING THE HEAT. 1095 00:50:55,183 --> 00:50:56,449 OR AT LEAST SOME WARMTH BY THEN. 1096 00:50:56,551 --> 00:50:58,551 SO COME HERE. CHECK THIS OUT. 1097 00:50:58,654 --> 00:51:01,121 - THE PEACE SIGN, RIGHT? - MM-HMM. 1098 00:51:01,222 --> 00:51:03,389 YOU'RE GONNA PUT THE BALL RIGHT BETWEEN TWO FINGERS. 1099 00:51:03,491 --> 00:51:04,858 YOU'RE GONNA REST IT ON THAT KNUCKLE, 1100 00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,259 CLAMP IT WITH YOUR THUMB, JUST RIGHT HERE. 1101 00:51:06,361 --> 00:51:08,528 THE SAME ARM THAT YOU THROW WITH, 1102 00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:10,496 YOU'RE GONNA PUSH OFF THAT LEG. 1103 00:51:10,598 --> 00:51:12,265 JUST POINT TO WHERE YOU WANNA THROW. 1104 00:51:12,367 --> 00:51:15,135 AND WATCH. STRAIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD HERE... 1105 00:51:15,236 --> 00:51:16,936 RIGHT THERE. 1106 00:51:17,039 --> 00:51:18,404 GIVE IT A SHOT. LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 1107 00:51:22,678 --> 00:51:24,978 OKAY, WATCH THIS, MOM! [snaps] 1108 00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,646 WATCH THIS! 1109 00:51:26,748 --> 00:51:28,447 WATCH THIS. 1110 00:51:28,550 --> 00:51:29,582 I GOT A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS. 1111 00:51:29,685 --> 00:51:30,550 RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE. 1112 00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:32,351 OH! HO HO HO HO OH! 1113 00:51:32,453 --> 00:51:33,687 ONE LESSON! 1114 00:51:33,789 --> 00:51:36,122 I'M THE PHIL JACKSON OF PEE WEE BALL! 1115 00:51:36,224 --> 00:51:39,159 AGAIN! 1116 00:51:39,260 --> 00:51:42,062 RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE. YES! 1117 00:51:46,301 --> 00:51:48,902 YOU KNOW, I REALLY CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH. 1118 00:51:49,004 --> 00:51:50,170 ARE YOU KIDDING? 1119 00:51:50,271 --> 00:51:53,073 I HAD A BLAST OUT THERE. 1120 00:51:53,175 --> 00:51:55,308 LUKE IS A GREAT KID. 1121 00:51:55,410 --> 00:51:59,012 YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A GREAT MOM. 1122 00:51:59,114 --> 00:52:01,915 I DON'T WANNA BE INTRUSIVE, BUT, UM... 1123 00:52:02,017 --> 00:52:03,950 WHERE'S HIS DAD? 1124 00:52:05,887 --> 00:52:07,787 UM... 1125 00:52:07,889 --> 00:52:10,356 HE LEFT, UH... 1126 00:52:10,458 --> 00:52:13,793 HE LEFT RIGHT AFTER LUKE HAD HIS FIRST BIRTHDAY. 1127 00:52:16,497 --> 00:52:18,264 SO, UH... 1128 00:52:18,366 --> 00:52:20,299 SO HE'S NOT IN LUKE'S LIFE AT ALL? 1129 00:52:20,401 --> 00:52:22,401 MM-MM. 1130 00:52:22,503 --> 00:52:24,537 HIS LOSS. 1131 00:52:26,141 --> 00:52:27,306 AND LUKE'S, OF COURSE. 1132 00:52:29,244 --> 00:52:31,477 WELL, IT'S GOOD YOU'RE DATING AGAIN. 1133 00:52:31,579 --> 00:52:33,613 RIGHT? 1134 00:52:35,683 --> 00:52:38,885 YEAH, RIGHT NOW I'M KINDA STALLED IN THAT DEPARTMENT. 1135 00:52:41,656 --> 00:52:44,124 - GET OUTTA HERE! - MM-HMM. 1136 00:52:44,226 --> 00:52:46,025 YOU'RE A GREAT CATCH. 1137 00:52:48,329 --> 00:52:52,232 YOU DESERVE A GREAT GUY. 1138 00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,900 HE'S OUT THERE. 1139 00:52:54,002 --> 00:52:55,769 I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND HIM. 1140 00:52:57,806 --> 00:53:00,306 NICE, DUDE, NICE! 1141 00:53:04,279 --> 00:53:05,945 - SURPRISE. - OH...BEN. 1142 00:53:06,047 --> 00:53:07,580 YOU SCARED THE LIFE OUT OF ME! 1143 00:53:07,682 --> 00:53:09,115 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1144 00:53:09,217 --> 00:53:11,717 I'M HERE FOR CHARLEY'S THANK-YOU LUNCH. 1145 00:53:11,820 --> 00:53:13,853 OH...I FORGOT. 1146 00:53:13,955 --> 00:53:17,590 YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, GUYS, I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO. 1147 00:53:17,692 --> 00:53:18,958 I'LL PROBABLY JUST ORDER IN. 1148 00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:21,727 BUT YOU TWO GO. ENJOY YOURSELVES. 1149 00:53:23,731 --> 00:53:25,298 ARE YOU SURE? 1150 00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,400 YEAH, YEAH, GO. 1151 00:53:27,502 --> 00:53:29,602 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1152 00:53:29,704 --> 00:53:31,370 WE'RE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT, THOUGH, RIGHT? 1153 00:53:31,472 --> 00:53:33,506 - ABSOLUTELY. - OKAY. 1154 00:53:33,608 --> 00:53:35,008 - ALL RIGHT. BYE. - BYE. SEE YOU LATER. 1155 00:53:35,110 --> 00:53:36,109 BYE. 1156 00:53:37,846 --> 00:53:42,615 OKAY, SO WHAT IS YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE SAD MOVIE? 1157 00:53:42,717 --> 00:53:44,383 SAD MOVIE... 1158 00:53:44,485 --> 00:53:46,052 THE NOTEBOOK. 1159 00:53:46,154 --> 00:53:47,620 BECAUSE I LOVED GENA ROWLANDS IN IT. 1160 00:53:47,722 --> 00:53:49,655 SHE WAS STELLAR IN THAT. I WILL GIVE YOU THAT. 1161 00:53:49,757 --> 00:53:51,157 WHAT ABOUT COMEDY? 1162 00:53:51,259 --> 00:53:52,826 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COMEDY OF ALL TIME? 1163 00:53:52,928 --> 00:53:54,593 OKAY, WELL, YOU CAN'T... JUDGE ME. 1164 00:53:54,696 --> 00:53:56,395 I HAVE TO HEAR IT FIRST. 1165 00:53:56,497 --> 00:53:58,231 16 CANDLES. 1166 00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:01,067 WHO DOESN'T LIKE 16 CANDLES? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1167 00:54:01,169 --> 00:54:03,903 WHAT ABOUT DESSERT? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT? 1168 00:54:04,005 --> 00:54:07,673 PIE, OF COURSE. 1169 00:54:07,775 --> 00:54:08,875 THINK WE TALKED ABOUT THAT ONE. 1170 00:54:08,977 --> 00:54:12,912 - WE CERTAINLY DID. - MM-HMM. 1171 00:54:13,014 --> 00:54:15,748 WHAT ABOUT... 1172 00:54:15,851 --> 00:54:18,684 YOUR FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY? 1173 00:54:18,786 --> 00:54:20,519 MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY? 1174 00:54:20,621 --> 00:54:23,890 - HMM? - MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY. 1175 00:54:23,992 --> 00:54:26,192 THAT'S BIG. UM... 1176 00:54:26,294 --> 00:54:28,627 THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE... 1177 00:54:28,730 --> 00:54:31,464 RIDING BIKES WITH MY DAD AT THE BEACH 1178 00:54:31,566 --> 00:54:35,835 REALLY EARLY IN THE MORNING, JUST THE TWO OF US. 1179 00:54:35,937 --> 00:54:38,404 ALL RIGHT. MY TURN. 1180 00:54:38,506 --> 00:54:40,073 - GO. - OKAY. 1181 00:54:40,175 --> 00:54:41,741 - FAVORITE COLOR. - BLUE. 1182 00:54:41,843 --> 00:54:43,309 - FAVORITE BAND. - BEATLES. 1183 00:54:43,411 --> 00:54:45,378 - REALLY? - YEAH. 1184 00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,847 [laughs] YOU SAY THAT LIKE YOU'RE SURPRISED. 1185 00:54:47,949 --> 00:54:50,950 WHAT IS THAT-- IS THAT TOO OLD-SCHOOL FOR YOU? 1186 00:54:51,052 --> 00:54:53,219 NO, I JUST FIGURED YOU FOR A STONES FAN. 1187 00:54:53,321 --> 00:54:54,954 WELL, I AM A STONES FAN, 1188 00:54:55,056 --> 00:54:56,622 BUT IF I HAD TO PICK ONE, DESERT ISLAND STYLE, 1189 00:54:56,724 --> 00:54:58,024 I WOULD GO WITH BEATLES. 1190 00:54:58,126 --> 00:54:59,259 [laughing] 1191 00:55:01,696 --> 00:55:02,828 INTERESTING. 1192 00:55:02,931 --> 00:55:04,931 SO IS THE NEW AND IMPROVED CHARLEY 1193 00:55:05,033 --> 00:55:06,532 GETTING A LITTLE COZY WITH YOUR MAN? 1194 00:55:06,634 --> 00:55:09,402 WHAT? NO. THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS. 1195 00:55:09,504 --> 00:55:11,704 HE DID HER A FAVOR, SO SHE'S JUST RETURNING IT. 1196 00:55:11,806 --> 00:55:13,373 DOES THAT MEAN THAT YOU'RE FREE FOR LUNCH? 1197 00:55:13,474 --> 00:55:14,607 CHECK THIS OUT. 1198 00:55:14,709 --> 00:55:17,310 I'M BUYING. 1199 00:55:17,412 --> 00:55:19,178 BE READY IN FIVE. 1200 00:55:19,281 --> 00:55:21,547 UM... 1201 00:55:23,151 --> 00:55:25,051 MM... 1202 00:55:25,153 --> 00:55:28,154 FAVORITE MOMENT IN THE LAST... 1203 00:55:28,256 --> 00:55:29,822 THREE MONTHS. 1204 00:55:29,925 --> 00:55:33,059 THAT WOULD BE CHLOE'S LOCK AND KEY PARTY. 1205 00:55:35,030 --> 00:55:37,931 I MET A NEW FRIEND THAT NIGHT. 1206 00:55:38,033 --> 00:55:40,699 - BURGER AND FRIES? - YES. 1207 00:55:40,802 --> 00:55:42,168 YES, MA'AM. 1208 00:55:42,270 --> 00:55:44,070 - THANK YOU VERY MUCH. - YOU'RE WELCOME. 1209 00:55:44,172 --> 00:55:46,105 THANKS. 1210 00:55:46,207 --> 00:55:47,340 - [chuckling] - WHAT? 1211 00:55:47,442 --> 00:55:48,908 I'M JUST THINKING-- 1212 00:55:49,010 --> 00:55:51,077 THE ONLY THING ON THAT PLATE THAT CHLOE WOULD EAT 1213 00:55:51,179 --> 00:55:52,578 IS THE PICKLE. 1214 00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,713 AND I'M NOT EVEN CERTAIN ABOUT THE PICKLE. 1215 00:55:54,816 --> 00:55:56,349 [laughs] OKAY, WELL... 1216 00:55:56,451 --> 00:55:59,452 IF IT'S NOT MOVING OR SOME UNIDENTIFIABLE COLOR, 1217 00:55:59,554 --> 00:56:00,786 I'M THERE. 1218 00:56:00,888 --> 00:56:03,957 A WOMAN AFTER MY OWN HEART. 1219 00:56:05,393 --> 00:56:06,792 MMM! 1220 00:56:06,894 --> 00:56:08,394 THANK YOU FOR BOOSTING LUKE'S CONFIDENCE. 1221 00:56:08,496 --> 00:56:09,628 ALTHOUGH, YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL. 1222 00:56:09,730 --> 00:56:11,431 WITH ALL YOUR TALK, 1223 00:56:11,532 --> 00:56:13,466 HE'S GONNA END UP WANTING TO CALL YOU FOR A PLAYDATE. 1224 00:56:13,568 --> 00:56:16,135 THAT'S OKAY. WE CAN MOVE ON TO BASKETBALL-- 1225 00:56:16,237 --> 00:56:17,337 HEY, GUYS. 1226 00:56:17,439 --> 00:56:20,039 WE WERE JUST OUT FOR A QUICK LUNCH. 1227 00:56:23,311 --> 00:56:26,212 I THOUGHT, UH, I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LOT OF STUFF TO DO. 1228 00:56:26,314 --> 00:56:28,914 - WELL, IT WAS-- - YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. 1229 00:56:29,017 --> 00:56:31,985 ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES CHLOE NO FUN FOR THE BENJI. 1230 00:56:32,087 --> 00:56:33,719 WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, NOW, CAN WE? 1231 00:56:33,821 --> 00:56:35,754 YEAH. [chuckles] I GUESS... 1232 00:56:35,857 --> 00:56:37,290 I GUESS WE CAN'T HAVE THAT. 1233 00:56:37,392 --> 00:56:38,791 WELL, BYE, CHARLEY, CHLOE. 1234 00:56:38,893 --> 00:56:41,594 - SEE YOU SOON, RYAN. - BEN. 1235 00:56:41,696 --> 00:56:42,561 BYE, BEN. 1236 00:56:42,663 --> 00:56:44,063 AFTER YOU, LADIES. 1237 00:56:50,290 --> 00:56:52,557 I WANNA KNOW WHAT DRIVES YOU, WHAT MAKES YOU TICK. 1238 00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:55,527 WHAT THRILLS YOU, WHAT-- WHAT-- WHAT YOU VALUE, 1239 00:56:55,629 --> 00:56:57,028 FROM THE SIMPLEST THINGS TO THE DEEPEST. 1240 00:56:57,130 --> 00:56:58,830 I DO. 1241 00:56:58,932 --> 00:57:02,500 AND MAYBE THAT'S...MORE THAN YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME. 1242 00:57:03,804 --> 00:57:06,771 NOW, THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL. 1243 00:57:06,873 --> 00:57:08,940 I'M VERY INTERESTED IN YOU. 1244 00:57:09,042 --> 00:57:11,108 - YEAH? - YEAH. 1245 00:57:12,813 --> 00:57:15,046 - WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR? - WHAT? 1246 00:57:15,148 --> 00:57:17,615 WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR? 1247 00:57:19,653 --> 00:57:21,118 - RED. - IT'S BLUE. 1248 00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:23,287 ACTUALLY. 1249 00:57:23,389 --> 00:57:25,423 WHAT'S MY FAVORITE BAND? 1250 00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:29,260 - BEN FOLDS. - BEN...[laughs] FOLDS. NO. 1251 00:57:29,362 --> 00:57:31,529 WHAT POSITION DID I PLAY IN LITTLE LEAGUE? 1252 00:57:31,631 --> 00:57:32,931 - HOW SHOULD I KNOW? - BECAUSE I PLAYED RIGHT FIELD. 1253 00:57:33,032 --> 00:57:34,732 WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM? 1254 00:57:34,835 --> 00:57:36,434 THIS ISN'T BECAUSE I WENT OUT TO LUNCH WITH RYAN, IS IT? 1255 00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:37,969 - IT'S NOT. - BECAUSE RYAN'S NOBODY. 1256 00:57:38,071 --> 00:57:39,737 WE JUST WORK TOGETHER. 1257 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,340 IT'S NOT ABOUT RYAN. 1258 00:57:42,442 --> 00:57:44,676 ANYWAY, I'M SORRY. I AM. 1259 00:57:50,817 --> 00:57:52,216 I KNOW. LET'S WATCH A DVD. 1260 00:57:52,318 --> 00:57:54,385 CLEAR OUR HEADS. 1261 00:57:54,488 --> 00:57:57,956 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FUN MOVIE? MAYBE WE HAVE IT HERE. 1262 00:58:01,928 --> 00:58:03,962 WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE 16 CANDLES? 1263 00:58:04,063 --> 00:58:05,830 I'LL GO CHECK. 1264 00:58:25,084 --> 00:58:26,985 [sighs] 1265 00:58:33,159 --> 00:58:34,792 THE TOP FIVE REASONS 1266 00:58:34,895 --> 00:58:37,261 I'M A TOTAL LOSER. 1267 00:58:45,705 --> 00:58:47,739 REMEMBER ME? 1268 00:58:49,809 --> 00:58:51,743 DON'T DO THIS, CHARLEY. 1269 00:58:59,686 --> 00:59:00,752 [electronic tone] 1270 00:59:03,723 --> 00:59:04,956 THIS BETTER BE GOOD... 1271 00:59:05,058 --> 00:59:08,526 FOR A WEEKEND 8:00 A.M. WAKEUP CALL. 1272 00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:09,961 OKAY. 1273 00:59:10,063 --> 00:59:12,329 GUESS WHO ARTBOY GOT AN EMAIL FROM LAST NIGHT. 1274 00:59:12,432 --> 00:59:14,465 ANGELINA JOLIE. SHE WANTS TO HAVE YOUR KID. 1275 00:59:14,568 --> 00:59:16,901 - C ANDERSON. - CHLOE EMAILED YOU? 1276 00:59:17,003 --> 00:59:18,369 THAT'S YOUR BIG SUNDAY EMERGENCY? 1277 00:59:18,471 --> 00:59:21,539 I NEVER GAVE HER THE ARTBOY EMAIL ADDRESS. 1278 00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:23,107 - FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. - WHATEVER. 1279 00:59:23,209 --> 00:59:25,209 - WHY? - I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW. 1280 00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:27,779 IF SHE ENDED IT WITH CYBER ME 1281 00:59:27,881 --> 00:59:29,180 BECAUSE SHE WAS INTO REAL ME... 1282 00:59:29,282 --> 00:59:31,382 SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU. 1283 00:59:31,484 --> 00:59:33,051 WITH YOU. 1284 00:59:33,152 --> 00:59:34,619 [laughs] THAT'S CLASSIC! 1285 00:59:34,721 --> 00:59:36,020 OKAY, THAT'S NOT-- THAT'S NOT FUNNY. 1286 00:59:36,122 --> 00:59:37,855 - IT'S KINDA FUNNY. - NO, IT'S NOT. 1287 00:59:37,958 --> 00:59:39,924 OKAY. WHY? WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT'D YOU DO? 1288 00:59:40,026 --> 00:59:41,759 WE GOT INTO A LITTLE FIGHT, BUT IT WAS TINY. 1289 00:59:41,861 --> 00:59:44,629 I MEAN, IT WAS... INCONSEQUENTIAL, YOU KNOW? 1290 00:59:44,731 --> 00:59:46,130 IT'S CERTAINLY NOT A DEAL BREAKER, 1291 00:59:46,232 --> 00:59:48,199 - I WOULDN'T THINK. - MAYBE NOT TO YOU. 1292 00:59:48,301 --> 00:59:51,035 ARTBOY HAS TO MEET C ANDERSON. 1293 00:59:51,137 --> 00:59:52,269 IN THE FLESH. 1294 00:59:52,371 --> 00:59:54,238 AND YOU HAVE TO DO IT RIGHT NOW, 1295 00:59:54,340 --> 00:59:56,074 NIP IT IN THE BUD BEFORE IT GETS TOO COMPLICATED 1296 00:59:56,175 --> 00:59:57,909 AND YOU LOSE HER ENTIRELY. 1297 00:59:58,011 --> 01:00:00,478 - RIGHT? - YEAH. 1298 01:00:04,951 --> 01:00:07,151 [whimpers] 1299 01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:17,061 [thinking] C. GREAT TO HEAR FROM YOU. 1300 01:00:22,268 --> 01:00:26,270 IT'S TIME FOR US TO MEET... IN PERSON. 1301 01:00:26,372 --> 01:00:29,340 PLEASE SAY YES. [electronic whoosh] 1302 01:00:29,442 --> 01:00:31,408 [electronic tone] 1303 01:00:44,590 --> 01:00:46,958 OKAY. LET'S DO IT. 1304 01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,360 HOW'S TOMORROW, 1:00 P.M., 1305 01:00:49,462 --> 01:00:52,797 THE TABLES AT THE SKYLIGHT MARKET PLACE? 1306 01:00:59,773 --> 01:01:01,039 [electronic tone] 1307 01:01:03,943 --> 01:01:05,309 THEY CAN'T BLAME ME, YOU KNOW, 1308 01:01:05,411 --> 01:01:06,944 - IF THEY DON'T GET THE WORK DONE. - YEAH, I KNOW! 1309 01:01:07,047 --> 01:01:09,113 SO YOU GUYS REALLY DON'T THINK I'M CRAZY? 1310 01:01:09,215 --> 01:01:11,949 CHARLEY, YOU'RE MEETING HIM IN A CROWDED PUBLIC PLACE, 1311 01:01:12,052 --> 01:01:13,785 OUTDOORS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. 1312 01:01:13,887 --> 01:01:15,419 - YOU'LL BE FINE. - HOWEVER... 1313 01:01:15,521 --> 01:01:19,123 IF HE LOOKS REMOTELY LIKE HANNIBAL LECTOR, SKEDADDLE. 1314 01:01:19,225 --> 01:01:21,559 YOU KNOW, IT'S WILD THAT AFTER ALL THOSE EMAILS, 1315 01:01:21,661 --> 01:01:23,194 YOU STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE. 1316 01:01:23,296 --> 01:01:24,729 YEAH, WELL, HE DIDN'T WANT TO SEND A PHOTO, 1317 01:01:24,831 --> 01:01:27,364 AND, FRANKLY, NEITHER DID I. 1318 01:01:27,466 --> 01:01:29,133 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT THE HECK? 1319 01:01:29,235 --> 01:01:30,134 I'LL GO. 1320 01:01:30,236 --> 01:01:31,535 - REALLY? - YEAH. 1321 01:01:31,637 --> 01:01:33,738 I WANNA SEE THIS GUY. 1322 01:01:34,974 --> 01:01:37,608 OKAY. 1323 01:01:40,379 --> 01:01:42,747 OKAY, SO WHAT'S YOUR MENTAL PICTURE? 1324 01:01:42,849 --> 01:01:46,250 - UM...OKAY, TALLISH... - MM-HMM. 1325 01:01:46,352 --> 01:01:48,452 MAYBE A LITTLE SCRUFFY. 1326 01:01:48,554 --> 01:01:50,221 KIND EYES. 1327 01:01:50,323 --> 01:01:51,956 SOULFUL LOOKING. 1328 01:01:52,058 --> 01:01:53,891 YEAH. SOULFUL. 1329 01:01:53,993 --> 01:01:55,626 OH, AND, UM, A CUTE BUTT. 1330 01:01:55,729 --> 01:01:57,195 WELL, YEAH. 1331 01:01:57,296 --> 01:01:59,197 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M DOING THIS. 1332 01:01:59,298 --> 01:02:01,332 IF ARTBOY'S HALF AS GREAT AS YOU SAY HE SEEMS, 1333 01:02:01,434 --> 01:02:03,034 YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT A LONG TIME AGO. 1334 01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:05,569 OH! WHAT IF HE'S HERE NOW? 1335 01:02:05,671 --> 01:02:07,271 I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY BODYGUARD. 1336 01:02:07,373 --> 01:02:08,940 OKAY, I GOT IT. 1337 01:02:09,042 --> 01:02:11,109 I'LL JUST CASUALLY GO OVER THERE AND WINDOW-SHOP. 1338 01:02:11,211 --> 01:02:13,544 AND THEN I'LL CASUALLY SIT A FEW TABLES AWAY, 1339 01:02:13,646 --> 01:02:15,213 AND IF IT'S A BUST, SNEEZE TWICE. 1340 01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:17,615 I'LL JUST CALL YOUR CELL PHONE WITH A FAMILY EMERGENCY. 1341 01:02:17,717 --> 01:02:19,617 OKAY. I FEEL LIKE I'M IN SIXTH GRADE. 1342 01:02:19,719 --> 01:02:22,820 OOH! I LOVED THE SIXTH GRADE. 1343 01:02:22,922 --> 01:02:26,423 BYE, CHARLEY. I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE OFFICE. 1344 01:02:47,613 --> 01:02:51,215 - IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? - I DON'T BELIEVE IT IS. 1345 01:02:51,317 --> 01:02:53,417 PERFECT. THANKS. 1346 01:02:55,521 --> 01:02:57,588 WHAT'S UP WITH THIS GUY, RIGHT? 1347 01:02:57,690 --> 01:02:58,823 HEY, MAN. 1348 01:03:07,934 --> 01:03:10,434 C ANDERSON? 1349 01:03:10,536 --> 01:03:12,403 BEN! IT'S YOU! 1350 01:03:12,505 --> 01:03:15,506 YES... 1351 01:03:15,608 --> 01:03:18,309 C ANDERSON... 1352 01:03:18,411 --> 01:03:20,377 IT IS ME, BEN. 1353 01:03:29,155 --> 01:03:31,155 WHAT BROUGHT THAT ON? 1354 01:03:31,257 --> 01:03:34,625 JUST...THE SUM TOTAL OF ALL OF OUR EXPERIENCES ONLINE. 1355 01:03:34,727 --> 01:03:36,560 I JUST-- I JUST-- 1356 01:03:36,662 --> 01:03:38,696 FEEL LIKE THAT'S THE FIRST TIME 1357 01:03:38,798 --> 01:03:42,200 THAT I KISSED THE REAL... C ANDERSON. 1358 01:03:44,170 --> 01:03:46,737 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA BE AT THE TABLES. 1359 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,840 ARE YOU OKAY? 1360 01:03:48,942 --> 01:03:51,108 YEAH, IT'S JUST, UM... 1361 01:03:51,211 --> 01:03:53,610 JUST THE BIG...PICTURE BECOMING CLEAR. 1362 01:03:53,713 --> 01:03:55,913 YEAH. YOU COULD SAY THAT. 1363 01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,551 YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW? 1364 01:04:00,653 --> 01:04:03,321 NO. 1365 01:04:09,295 --> 01:04:11,495 THERE YOU GO. MADE YOU SOME HOT GREEN TEA, 1366 01:04:11,597 --> 01:04:12,930 AND I ORDERED CHINESE. 1367 01:04:13,032 --> 01:04:15,199 CHICKEN AND VEGGIES ONLY. NO CARBS. 1368 01:04:15,301 --> 01:04:16,934 THANKS. 1369 01:04:19,739 --> 01:04:23,140 BEN, HOW DID YOU FIRST GET MY EMAIL ADDRESS? 1370 01:04:23,243 --> 01:04:25,176 I OVERHEARD YOU GIVING YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS 1371 01:04:25,278 --> 01:04:26,978 TO YOUR FRIEND, AND I WROTE IT DOWN. 1372 01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,513 BUT WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1373 01:04:29,615 --> 01:04:33,650 I KNOW THAT THAT'S... CRAZY AND IT'S WRONG, 1374 01:04:33,753 --> 01:04:35,052 BUT I DON'T REGRET IT, 1375 01:04:35,154 --> 01:04:36,954 BECAUSE WE GOT TO MEET EACH OTHER. 1376 01:04:37,056 --> 01:04:39,423 CHLOE, WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU... 1377 01:04:39,525 --> 01:04:42,760 WHICH WAS IN THE PARK WALKING ACROSS THE BRIDGE, 1378 01:04:42,862 --> 01:04:45,729 I WAS TAKEN. 1379 01:04:45,831 --> 01:04:49,533 YOUR BLOND HAIR AND YOUR WHITE DRESS WERE JUST... 1380 01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:52,303 FLOWING IN THE WIND. 1381 01:04:52,405 --> 01:04:56,040 TO ME, YOU LOOKED LIKE AN ANGEL. 1382 01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,642 BEN, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU-- 1383 01:04:58,744 --> 01:05:00,644 [phone rings] 1384 01:05:00,746 --> 01:05:02,846 HOLD THAT THOUGHT. HOLD THAT THOUGHT. 1385 01:05:02,949 --> 01:05:04,348 [ringing] 1386 01:05:04,450 --> 01:05:06,384 YEAH. 1387 01:05:06,485 --> 01:05:08,986 NO. OKAY. YEAH. I-I'LL-- NO, TELL HIM NOT TO LEAVE. 1388 01:05:09,088 --> 01:05:12,156 I'LL BE DOWN THERE TO SIGN FOR IT. ALL RIGHT. 1389 01:05:12,258 --> 01:05:13,490 THAT WAS JUST COLIN. 1390 01:05:13,592 --> 01:05:15,092 WE'RE HAVING SOME PROOFS DELIVERED, 1391 01:05:15,194 --> 01:05:16,493 AND MY NAME IS ON THE BOX. SO I HAVE TO GO DOWN 1392 01:05:16,595 --> 01:05:18,296 AND SIGN FOR IT, OR WE WON'T GET IT, OKAY? 1393 01:05:18,398 --> 01:05:20,231 SO I-I'LL BE FIVE MINUTES, AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1394 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,765 OKAY? 1395 01:05:21,867 --> 01:05:23,567 JUST KEEP DRINKING THE HOT TEA, 1396 01:05:23,669 --> 01:05:25,202 'CAUSE YOU LOOK BETTER ALREADY, OKAY? 1397 01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,307 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1398 01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:05,676 [electronic whoosh] 1399 01:06:08,025 --> 01:06:09,624 "DEAR C. 1400 01:06:09,726 --> 01:06:12,093 "I'M SORRY I DIDN'T SHOW UP TODAY. 1401 01:06:12,195 --> 01:06:13,661 "I KNOW IT WAS WRONG, 1402 01:06:13,763 --> 01:06:16,298 "AND I APOLOGIZE IF I HURT YOU IN ANY WAY. 1403 01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:19,634 "BUT I'VE REALIZED WHAT WE'VE HAD ALL ALONG 1404 01:06:19,736 --> 01:06:21,602 "IS JUST A FANTASY, 1405 01:06:21,704 --> 01:06:25,006 "AND IT WAS PROBABLY FOOLISH ON BOTH OF OUR PARTS 1406 01:06:25,108 --> 01:06:28,143 TO THINK IT COULD EVER BE MATCHED IN REALITY." 1407 01:06:28,245 --> 01:06:29,644 NEED I GO ON? 1408 01:06:29,746 --> 01:06:32,847 SECRET ADMIRER WANTS TO STAY SECRET. 1409 01:06:32,950 --> 01:06:35,550 I NEED TO READ YOU THIS PART. 1410 01:06:35,652 --> 01:06:39,387 "PLEASE KNOW THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS LIVE IN MY HEART 1411 01:06:39,489 --> 01:06:41,722 "AND THAT NO ONE CAN EVER TAKE AWAY 1412 01:06:41,825 --> 01:06:43,992 THE JOY WE'VE SHARED." 1413 01:06:45,662 --> 01:06:47,429 HI, CHLOE. WHERE YOU BEEN? 1414 01:06:47,530 --> 01:06:49,130 OH, JUST IN WITH JIM. 1415 01:06:49,232 --> 01:06:51,699 HE HAD A QUESTION ABOUT ONE OF THE ACCOUNTS. 1416 01:06:51,801 --> 01:06:53,234 I TAKE IT ARTBOY DIDN'T SHOW? 1417 01:06:53,337 --> 01:06:55,136 NOPE. 1418 01:06:55,238 --> 01:06:56,571 WARM HEART, COLD FEET. 1419 01:06:56,673 --> 01:06:58,974 IT'S ALL IN HERE. 1420 01:07:00,844 --> 01:07:02,944 HONEY, I'M... I'M SORRY. 1421 01:07:03,046 --> 01:07:05,513 NOT YOUR FAULT. 1422 01:07:08,618 --> 01:07:14,055 YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH I NEVER MET ARTBOY, 1423 01:07:14,157 --> 01:07:16,391 I REALLY FELT LIKE I KNEW HIM. 1424 01:07:16,493 --> 01:07:19,560 BECAUSE WE TALKED ABOUT SO MANY THINGS, 1425 01:07:19,662 --> 01:07:20,928 LIKE LITTLE LIFE THINGS. 1426 01:07:21,031 --> 01:07:22,197 - YOU KNOW? - YEAH. 1427 01:07:22,299 --> 01:07:23,698 I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE 1428 01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,900 THAT AT LEAST THAT PART WAS REAL. 1429 01:07:26,003 --> 01:07:27,768 OH, CHLOE... 1430 01:07:27,871 --> 01:07:30,372 YOU DIDN'T TELL BEN THAT I WAS MEETING CYBER GUY, DID YOU? 1431 01:07:30,474 --> 01:07:33,541 BEN? NO. DEFINITELY NOT. 1432 01:07:33,643 --> 01:07:35,176 OKAY. GOOD. 1433 01:07:35,278 --> 01:07:37,145 IT'S ALL JUST TOO MORTIFYING. 1434 01:07:37,247 --> 01:07:40,415 I REALLY DON'T WANT ANYBODY ELSE TO KNOW, OKAY? 1435 01:07:40,517 --> 01:07:42,583 LADIES, COMPANY MEETING IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 1436 01:07:42,685 --> 01:07:45,487 - WHAT'S GOING ON? - I'M JUST A MESSENGER. 1437 01:07:45,588 --> 01:07:47,455 - CAN WE SHOOT YOU? - [laughs] SHE'S VERY CUTE. 1438 01:07:47,557 --> 01:07:48,890 YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE 1439 01:07:48,992 --> 01:07:50,758 FINALLY WARMING UP TO ME, CHARLEY HORSE. 1440 01:07:50,860 --> 01:07:53,861 YOU CALL ME THAT AGAIN, AND I'LL PERSONALLY DISABLE YOU 1441 01:07:53,963 --> 01:07:55,897 AND ENJOY EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT. 1442 01:07:55,999 --> 01:07:57,598 YES! 1443 01:07:57,700 --> 01:08:00,001 - I'M GETTING TO HER. - YOU'RE GETTING SOMETHING. 1444 01:08:00,103 --> 01:08:01,636 I DON'T GET IT. 1445 01:08:01,738 --> 01:08:03,505 I'M GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES, AND THEN SHE LEAVES. 1446 01:08:03,606 --> 01:08:05,240 AND THIS IS WHAT...I FIND. 1447 01:08:05,342 --> 01:08:07,042 AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME-- WHAT-WHAT DOES 1448 01:08:07,144 --> 01:08:09,177 "I NEED TIME TO THINK" EVEN MEAN? 1449 01:08:09,279 --> 01:08:11,812 I'M JUST RIFFING HERE, BUT I'D SAY IT MEANS 1450 01:08:11,915 --> 01:08:13,714 SHE NEEDS TIME TO THINK. 1451 01:08:13,816 --> 01:08:15,616 I DON'T GET IT, YOU KNOW? 1452 01:08:15,718 --> 01:08:17,952 - SHE SAID EVERYTHING WAS FINE. - MAYBE. 1453 01:08:18,055 --> 01:08:19,187 BUT THE QUESTION REMAINS... 1454 01:08:19,289 --> 01:08:22,123 WHY DID SHE EMAIL ARTBOY AGAIN? 1455 01:08:22,225 --> 01:08:26,227 TEAM, WE'RE GATHERED HERE TO BID FOND FAREWELL TO VAL 1456 01:08:26,329 --> 01:08:28,563 AS SHE LEAVES THE WARM AND SUNNY PLAYING FIELDS 1457 01:08:28,665 --> 01:08:30,265 OF LOS ANGELES 1458 01:08:30,367 --> 01:08:33,368 FOR THE COLD AND WINDY EXPANSES 1459 01:08:33,470 --> 01:08:35,437 OF THAT TODDLIN' TOWN CHICAGO. 1460 01:08:35,539 --> 01:08:37,905 - all: AW! - HERE'S YOUR NEW UNIFORM. 1461 01:08:38,007 --> 01:08:39,107 OH. 1462 01:08:39,209 --> 01:08:41,042 [laughing] THANK YOU. 1463 01:08:41,144 --> 01:08:43,811 IT'S JUST WHAT I NEEDED. 1464 01:08:43,913 --> 01:08:45,346 [laughter] 1465 01:08:45,449 --> 01:08:46,948 AND SO SLIMMING. 1466 01:08:47,050 --> 01:08:49,084 [laughter] 1467 01:08:49,186 --> 01:08:52,253 I ALSO WANNA GIVE A SHOUT-OUT TO VAL'S REPLACEMENT, 1468 01:08:52,355 --> 01:08:55,890 AND I'M HAPPY TO SAY THAT DESPITE THE AVAILABILITY 1469 01:08:55,992 --> 01:08:59,026 OF SOME TALENTED PLAYERS FROM THE OUTSIDE, 1470 01:08:59,129 --> 01:09:01,563 I DECIDED TO PROMOTE 1471 01:09:01,664 --> 01:09:04,699 FROM WITHIN OUR OWN CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM. 1472 01:09:04,801 --> 01:09:06,667 AFTER ALL, 1473 01:09:06,769 --> 01:09:08,303 WE ARE A PROMOTIONS COMPANY, RIGHT? 1474 01:09:08,405 --> 01:09:09,770 [laughter] 1475 01:09:09,872 --> 01:09:13,274 SO PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR GAME 1'S NEW 1476 01:09:13,376 --> 01:09:16,211 DIRECTOR OF MARKETING... 1477 01:09:16,313 --> 01:09:17,445 RYAN BURKE. 1478 01:09:17,547 --> 01:09:19,347 HA HA! 1479 01:09:19,449 --> 01:09:21,949 [scattered applause] 1480 01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,154 CONGRATULATIONS. 1481 01:09:26,256 --> 01:09:28,590 - ALL RIGHT, RYAN. - KUDOS, RYAN. 1482 01:09:34,764 --> 01:09:37,298 JIM'S AN IDIOT AND HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU. 1483 01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:39,234 AND YOU DESERVE BETTER. 1484 01:09:39,336 --> 01:09:40,968 I WAS WAITING TO SEE HOW THINGS PLAYED OUT 1485 01:09:41,070 --> 01:09:42,737 WITH THE JOB AND WITH ARTBOY BEFORE I BROUGHT THIS UP, 1486 01:09:42,839 --> 01:09:44,705 BUT, UH, THEY SAID THAT I COULD BRING SOMEONE IN 1487 01:09:44,807 --> 01:09:48,009 - TO RUN MY OFFICE. - IN CHICAGO? 1488 01:09:48,111 --> 01:09:49,611 MM-HMM. 1489 01:09:49,712 --> 01:09:51,112 I'M NOT GONNA PULL ANY PUNCHES. 1490 01:09:51,214 --> 01:09:53,581 IT IS COLD. IT IS LIKE NORTH POLE COLD. 1491 01:09:53,683 --> 01:09:57,051 BUT...IF YOU'RE UP FOR THE CHALLENGE... 1492 01:09:58,688 --> 01:09:59,987 THINK ON IT. 1493 01:10:01,558 --> 01:10:03,124 I MISS YOU ALREADY. 1494 01:10:03,226 --> 01:10:04,526 ME TOO, CHARLEY. 1495 01:10:04,628 --> 01:10:06,327 HEY, CHLOE, STILL WORKING? 1496 01:10:06,429 --> 01:10:07,695 YEAH. 1497 01:10:07,797 --> 01:10:09,330 TRYING TO IMPRESS YOUR NEW BOSS? 1498 01:10:09,432 --> 01:10:10,765 YOU SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE JOB. 1499 01:10:10,867 --> 01:10:13,268 OH, IT'S ACTUALLY... QUITE LIBERATING 1500 01:10:13,370 --> 01:10:15,002 NOT TO GET WHAT YOU HAD YOUR HEART SET ON 1501 01:10:15,104 --> 01:10:16,137 TWICE IN ONE DAY. 1502 01:10:16,239 --> 01:10:17,472 FREES YOU FROM ALL EXPECTATION. 1503 01:10:17,574 --> 01:10:19,607 CHARLEY, ABOUT YOUR EMAIL GUY-- 1504 01:10:19,709 --> 01:10:21,576 OH, HE'S THE LAST PERSON I WANT TO TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW. 1505 01:10:21,678 --> 01:10:23,344 - YEAH, I KNOW, BUT-- - BUT NOTHING. 1506 01:10:23,446 --> 01:10:26,013 I REFUSE TO DEVOTE ANOTHER SECOND OF MY LIFE TO THAT MAN. 1507 01:10:26,115 --> 01:10:27,582 BUT... 1508 01:10:27,684 --> 01:10:28,916 I WILL SAY THIS. 1509 01:10:29,018 --> 01:10:31,952 I GOT TO HIM. THAT MUCH I KNOW. 1510 01:10:33,956 --> 01:10:35,423 YEAH. 1511 01:10:54,244 --> 01:10:56,377 [cell phone rings] 1512 01:10:58,481 --> 01:11:00,981 [ringing] 1513 01:11:02,219 --> 01:11:04,185 [ringing] 1514 01:11:06,823 --> 01:11:09,090 CHLOE, IT'S BEN. 1515 01:11:09,192 --> 01:11:11,826 I THINK WE SHOULD TALK. 1516 01:11:11,928 --> 01:11:14,161 SO, UH... 1517 01:11:14,264 --> 01:11:17,532 JUST CALL ME WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 1518 01:11:17,634 --> 01:11:19,367 OKAY. BYE. 1519 01:11:33,283 --> 01:11:34,249 HEY, KID! 1520 01:11:34,351 --> 01:11:38,018 - BEN! - WHAT IS UP? 1521 01:11:38,121 --> 01:11:39,186 AH, THE SACRED SHIRT. 1522 01:11:39,289 --> 01:11:41,222 AND...MY LUCKY BASKETBALL SHIRT, 1523 01:11:41,324 --> 01:11:42,590 I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW. 1524 01:11:42,692 --> 01:11:45,326 - SO...HEY, WATCH IT. - THANK YOU, BEN. 1525 01:11:45,428 --> 01:11:47,228 THIS IS REALLY ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY. 1526 01:11:47,330 --> 01:11:48,896 AH, NO WORRIES. 1527 01:11:48,998 --> 01:11:50,998 I ACTUALLY NEEDED TO SEE A COUPLE OF SMILING FACES TODAY. 1528 01:11:51,100 --> 01:11:52,734 ESPECIALLY... 1529 01:11:52,835 --> 01:11:55,803 THAT ONE, RIGHT THERE. THAT TOOTHY GRIN. 1530 01:11:55,905 --> 01:11:57,772 - READY TO TEAR UP THE COURT? - MM-HMM. 1531 01:11:57,874 --> 01:12:00,608 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT, BUDDY. 1532 01:12:00,710 --> 01:12:02,577 ALL NET. 1533 01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:05,513 OH! ALMOST! 1534 01:12:07,450 --> 01:12:09,917 HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS STYLE. BEFORE YOUR TIME. 1535 01:12:10,019 --> 01:12:11,419 BUT MEADOWLARK LEMON, THIS GUY-- 1536 01:12:11,521 --> 01:12:13,954 TRUST ME, THIS GUY WAS A WIZARD ON THE COURT. 1537 01:12:15,958 --> 01:12:17,392 NICE! 1538 01:12:19,362 --> 01:12:22,497 TWOOO! 1539 01:12:25,034 --> 01:12:26,567 NICE! 1540 01:12:26,670 --> 01:12:29,069 HE'S REALLY GONNA MISS IT HERE IF WE LEAVE. 1541 01:12:29,172 --> 01:12:32,473 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1542 01:12:32,575 --> 01:12:34,275 WELL, THERE'S A CHANCE I'LL TAKE THAT JOB 1543 01:12:34,377 --> 01:12:36,977 THAT VAL OFFERED ME IN CHICAGO. 1544 01:12:37,079 --> 01:12:38,713 WAIT, YOU... 1545 01:12:38,815 --> 01:12:42,249 YOU MIGHT BE MOVING? 1546 01:12:42,352 --> 01:12:44,385 I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYBODY YET... 1547 01:12:44,487 --> 01:12:47,655 NOT LUKE, BUT... 1548 01:12:47,757 --> 01:12:52,293 I'M JUST WAITING FOR IT TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN FIRST. 1549 01:12:52,395 --> 01:12:55,029 AH. 1550 01:12:55,131 --> 01:12:56,897 OKAY. 1551 01:12:56,999 --> 01:12:59,467 THAT'S-- THAT'S-- THAT'S, UH, 1552 01:12:59,569 --> 01:13:01,469 THAT'S A SURPRISE. 1553 01:13:03,206 --> 01:13:06,507 WELL, I'M NOT LOADING UP THE TRAILER JUST YET. 1554 01:13:06,609 --> 01:13:09,577 NO. I KNOW. 1555 01:13:11,514 --> 01:13:13,848 I'D REALLY MISS THAT LITTLE DUDE. 1556 01:13:15,352 --> 01:13:17,752 YEAH. HE'LL MISS YOU TOO. 1557 01:13:17,854 --> 01:13:19,387 SO, UH... 1558 01:13:19,489 --> 01:13:22,457 - WHAT IS THE POTENTIAL JOB? - OH. 1559 01:13:22,559 --> 01:13:23,624 - ARGOMONT HOTELS. - YOU'RE KIDDING? 1560 01:13:23,727 --> 01:13:25,326 MY PARTNER COLIN AND I JUST DID 1561 01:13:25,428 --> 01:13:28,095 SOME SAMPLE CREATIVE FOR THEM THROUGH THEIR LOCAL WEB. 1562 01:13:28,197 --> 01:13:30,565 WE'RE POTENTIALLY UP FOR A SIZEABLE FREELANCE GIG. 1563 01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:33,000 - WOW, REALLY? - YEAH! 1564 01:13:33,102 --> 01:13:34,869 WELL, WHETHER OR NOT I END UP THERE, 1565 01:13:34,971 --> 01:13:36,203 I'LL DEFINITELY TELL VAL ABOUT IT. 1566 01:13:36,305 --> 01:13:37,505 I'M SURE SHE'LL BE ABLE TO HELP. 1567 01:13:37,607 --> 01:13:39,173 I-I-UH... I DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 1568 01:13:39,275 --> 01:13:41,976 IT'S JUST THAT, UH, I MEAN, IF I GOT THE JOB, 1569 01:13:42,078 --> 01:13:44,945 THEN MAYBE WE'D...FIND OURSELF IN THE SAME CITY, YOU KNOW? 1570 01:13:54,323 --> 01:13:55,322 NICE! 1571 01:13:59,399 --> 01:14:01,132 ALL RIGHT, GREAT WORK, TEAM. 1572 01:14:01,234 --> 01:14:03,534 OKAY, ON THE COUNT OF THREE, GAME 1'S MOTTO. 1573 01:14:03,637 --> 01:14:06,304 ONE, TWO, THREE. 1574 01:14:06,406 --> 01:14:08,273 THERE'S NO "I" IN TEAM. 1575 01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,841 - LOUDER! - THERE'S NO "I" IN TEAM! 1576 01:14:10,943 --> 01:14:11,976 BREAK. 1577 01:14:18,418 --> 01:14:19,651 HEY, THERE, BEAUTIFUL. 1578 01:14:19,753 --> 01:14:21,386 ARE YOU TALKING TO ME? 1579 01:14:21,488 --> 01:14:23,254 THERE'S A LUNCH TABLE AT CAFE PICCOLO 1580 01:14:23,356 --> 01:14:24,789 WITH OUR NAME ON IT. 1581 01:14:24,891 --> 01:14:26,223 NICE! 1582 01:14:26,326 --> 01:14:27,592 I'LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS? 1583 01:14:27,694 --> 01:14:29,860 I LIKE IT. 1584 01:14:31,331 --> 01:14:33,097 LOOKING GOOD, CHARLEY HORSE. 1585 01:14:33,199 --> 01:14:34,799 THANKS, RYAN. 1586 01:14:34,901 --> 01:14:38,903 HEY...WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH YOU AND RYAN? 1587 01:14:39,005 --> 01:14:42,006 I DON'T KNOW. HE LIKES TAKING ME TO LUNCH. 1588 01:14:42,108 --> 01:14:43,708 HE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN. 1589 01:14:43,810 --> 01:14:46,377 MORE FUN THAN BEN? 1590 01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:49,180 CHARLEY, ABOUT BEN, UM... 1591 01:14:49,282 --> 01:14:53,250 I THINK, YOU KNOW, HE'S MEANT FOR SOMEBODY ELSE. 1592 01:14:53,353 --> 01:14:57,288 WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? 1593 01:14:57,390 --> 01:14:59,890 WELL, WHAT IF A GUY... 1594 01:14:59,992 --> 01:15:01,859 HE NEVER REALLY SEES THE REAL YOU 1595 01:15:01,961 --> 01:15:06,364 BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO RUIN THE FANTASY THAT HE'S CREATED? 1596 01:15:06,466 --> 01:15:10,601 YOU TALKING ABOUT BEN OR MY SECRET ADMIRER? 1597 01:15:10,704 --> 01:15:14,171 I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO BRING IT BACK TO ME. 1598 01:15:14,273 --> 01:15:15,906 BUT CHLOE, 1599 01:15:16,008 --> 01:15:18,309 YOU KNOW THAT BEN'S REALLY SPECIAL, RIGHT? 1600 01:15:18,411 --> 01:15:20,511 - YEAH. - GUYS LIKE HIM 1601 01:15:20,613 --> 01:15:22,213 DON'T COME ALONG EVERY DAY. 1602 01:15:22,315 --> 01:15:24,215 YOU KNOW, I JUST HATE TO SEE YOU DO SOMETHING 1603 01:15:24,317 --> 01:15:27,485 YOU REGRET, YOU KNOW? 1604 01:15:27,587 --> 01:15:29,286 YEAH. 1605 01:15:29,389 --> 01:15:30,955 TRYING NOT TO. 1606 01:15:33,593 --> 01:15:36,093 HEY. HOW SOON DO YOU NEED ME? 1607 01:15:36,195 --> 01:15:37,895 HOW 'BOUT YESTERDAY? 1608 01:15:37,997 --> 01:15:40,264 YES. THANK YOU. 1609 01:15:40,367 --> 01:15:42,233 I LOOK FORWARD TO IT TOO. 1610 01:15:42,335 --> 01:15:43,334 BYE. 1611 01:15:46,305 --> 01:15:48,406 - WE GOT THE ARGOMONT JOB. - NO. 1612 01:15:48,508 --> 01:15:49,707 - YES. - WE DID? 1613 01:15:49,809 --> 01:15:51,542 - YES! - OH... 1614 01:15:51,644 --> 01:15:53,978 - YES! - UHH! 1615 01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,312 - YES! - HA HA! 1616 01:15:55,415 --> 01:15:57,147 YOUR PAL CHARLEY TOLD VAL ABOUT US, 1617 01:15:57,250 --> 01:15:58,649 SO SHE GOT A HOLD OF OUR COMPS. 1618 01:15:58,752 --> 01:16:00,117 SHE LOVED THEM. 1619 01:16:00,219 --> 01:16:01,919 SHE MADE IT HER FIRST EXECUTIVE DECISION! 1620 01:16:02,021 --> 01:16:04,054 - OH! - WE ARE IN, BABY! 1621 01:16:04,156 --> 01:16:06,591 YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR FRIEND CHARLEY AND THANK HER. 1622 01:16:06,693 --> 01:16:08,860 NO, NO, NO, NO. 1623 01:16:08,961 --> 01:16:10,862 I GOTTA GO TO HER OFFICE AND THANK HER IN PERSON. 1624 01:16:10,963 --> 01:16:13,130 - I'LL BE BACK. - OKAY. GREAT. 1625 01:16:15,134 --> 01:16:17,635 I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FAST ALL THIS HAS HAPPENED. 1626 01:16:17,737 --> 01:16:19,437 ONE DAY YOU'RE HERE, THE NEXT DAY YOU'RE GONE. 1627 01:16:19,539 --> 01:16:20,772 I KNOW. 1628 01:16:20,874 --> 01:16:22,507 I'M JUST LUCKY THAT MY LANDLORD 1629 01:16:22,609 --> 01:16:24,174 HAD A WAITING LIST FOR MY UNIT. 1630 01:16:27,079 --> 01:16:29,714 HEY. I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 1631 01:16:29,816 --> 01:16:32,383 I WAS JUST GONNA STOP BY TO TELL YOU THANKS, 1632 01:16:32,485 --> 01:16:33,818 YOU KNOW, FOR EVERYTHING YOU-- 1633 01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,686 OH, NO. THAT WAS ALL VAL'S DOING. 1634 01:16:35,789 --> 01:16:37,354 BUT I'M REALLY GLAD IT WORKED OUT. 1635 01:16:37,457 --> 01:16:39,757 YEAH. YEAH, ME TOO. 1636 01:16:41,728 --> 01:16:44,295 SO... YOU'RE ACTUALLY LEAVING. 1637 01:16:44,397 --> 01:16:46,431 YEAH. 1638 01:16:46,533 --> 01:16:48,299 WELL, WHEN THEY THROW YOU A GOING-AWAY PARTY, 1639 01:16:48,401 --> 01:16:49,901 THERE'S NO TURNING BACK. 1640 01:16:50,002 --> 01:16:52,570 YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS. 1641 01:16:52,672 --> 01:16:55,540 OH, BUT, UH... GUESS WHERE I'M TAKING LUKE 1642 01:16:55,642 --> 01:16:57,442 - ON OUR WAY TO CHICAGO. - WHERE? WHERE? 1643 01:16:57,544 --> 01:16:59,410 THE MYSTERY SITE. FOR HIS BIRTHDAY. 1644 01:16:59,512 --> 01:17:01,011 OH, MY GOSH! 1645 01:17:01,113 --> 01:17:02,246 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HIS FACE. 1646 01:17:02,348 --> 01:17:03,648 HE'S GONNA FLIP OUT! 1647 01:17:03,750 --> 01:17:07,452 OH, I WISH I COULD BE THERE TO SEE THAT! 1648 01:17:07,554 --> 01:17:09,787 SAFE TRAVELS, YOU KNOW, 1649 01:17:09,889 --> 01:17:11,221 AND PLEASE, TELL LUKE I SAY GOOD-BYE. 1650 01:17:11,324 --> 01:17:12,890 GIVE HIM A HUG FOR ME. 1651 01:17:12,992 --> 01:17:15,359 HE'S...HE'S GONNA BE A DODGER IN NO TIME. 1652 01:17:15,462 --> 01:17:16,561 [laughs] 1653 01:17:16,663 --> 01:17:18,529 I'LL DEFINITELY TELL HIM THAT. 1654 01:17:18,631 --> 01:17:21,432 AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF, MR. BEN. 1655 01:17:21,534 --> 01:17:23,367 I WILL. 1656 01:17:23,470 --> 01:17:26,737 AND THANK YOU SO MUCH, CHLOE, FOR THE GREAT SEND-OFF. 1657 01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:31,308 GOOD LUCK AROUND HERE, OKAY? 1658 01:17:31,410 --> 01:17:32,710 THANK YOU. BYE, GUYS. 1659 01:17:32,812 --> 01:17:35,045 TAKE CARE. 1660 01:17:37,784 --> 01:17:41,118 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU. 1661 01:17:43,690 --> 01:17:46,724 I HATE CHICAGO. IT'S STUPID. 1662 01:17:46,826 --> 01:17:48,459 YOU CAN'T HATE SOMEPLACE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN, 1663 01:17:48,561 --> 01:17:49,827 AND AN ENTIRE CITY CAN'T BE STUPID. 1664 01:17:49,929 --> 01:17:52,329 - YES, IT CAN. - OKAY, GO INSIDE. 1665 01:17:52,431 --> 01:17:53,664 CHECK YOUR ROOM ONE MORE TIME 1666 01:17:53,766 --> 01:17:55,165 SO WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN ANYTHING, OKAY? 1667 01:17:55,267 --> 01:17:57,067 - OKAY. - THANK YOU. 1668 01:17:59,405 --> 01:18:01,506 HEY, CHLOE, WHAT IS IT? 1669 01:18:01,608 --> 01:18:03,440 EVERYTHING OKAY? 1670 01:18:03,543 --> 01:18:06,143 I KNOW WHO YOUR SECRET ADMIRER IS. 1671 01:18:06,245 --> 01:18:07,144 WHAT? 1672 01:18:07,246 --> 01:18:10,214 CHARLEY, IT'S BEN. 1673 01:18:10,316 --> 01:18:12,116 - BEN? - EVERYTHING 1674 01:18:12,218 --> 01:18:15,219 THAT HE THOUGHT HE LOVED ABOUT ME WAS YOU. 1675 01:18:20,627 --> 01:18:21,859 DOES BEN KNOW ABOUT THIS? 1676 01:18:21,961 --> 01:18:25,796 I WANTED TO TELL YOU FIRST. 1677 01:18:25,899 --> 01:18:29,967 CAN WE... JUST KEEP IT THAT WAY? 1678 01:18:30,069 --> 01:18:33,303 OKAY, AND NOW, YOU KNOW, I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF I GOTTA DO, 1679 01:18:33,406 --> 01:18:34,539 SO I'M GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE. 1680 01:18:34,641 --> 01:18:35,640 - NO-- - THANK YOU. 1681 01:18:35,742 --> 01:18:37,542 OKAY. 1682 01:18:43,282 --> 01:18:46,817 SO I WAS EMAILING CHARLEY THIS WHOLE TIME. 1683 01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:49,987 HOW'D THAT HAPPEN? 1684 01:18:50,089 --> 01:18:52,289 YOU KNOW, FOR A GUY WHO'S SO INTERESTED 1685 01:18:52,391 --> 01:18:54,158 IN LIFE'S LITTLE DETAILS, 1686 01:18:54,260 --> 01:18:55,860 THERE'S ONE YOU NEVER REALIZED. 1687 01:18:55,962 --> 01:18:58,796 I SPELL MY NAME WITH AN E-N, NOT AN O-N... 1688 01:18:58,898 --> 01:19:00,965 LIKE CHARLEY, WHO DOES. 1689 01:19:01,067 --> 01:19:03,200 C ANDERSON. 1690 01:19:03,302 --> 01:19:07,204 LOOK, BEN, I-I DON'T MEAN TO BE HARSH, BUT... 1691 01:19:07,306 --> 01:19:09,273 WE DON'T BELONG TOGETHER. 1692 01:19:09,375 --> 01:19:11,108 YEAH, I KNOW. 1693 01:19:11,210 --> 01:19:12,643 AND THAT'S NOT TO SAY THAT YOU'RE NOT 1694 01:19:12,745 --> 01:19:14,311 THE NICEST GUY THAT I'VE EVER DATED. 1695 01:19:14,413 --> 01:19:16,413 OR THAT I HAVEN'T REALLY ENJOYED BEING WITH YOU, 1696 01:19:16,515 --> 01:19:18,182 BUT THE TRUTH IS, 1697 01:19:18,284 --> 01:19:21,518 I BELONG WITH SOMEONE MORE LIKE...ME. 1698 01:19:21,621 --> 01:19:23,854 AND I NEED TO BE WITH SOMEONE... 1699 01:19:23,957 --> 01:19:25,289 WHO KNOWS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR, 1700 01:19:25,391 --> 01:19:27,625 WHO ACTUALLY LIKES PIE AND PESTO 1701 01:19:27,727 --> 01:19:28,993 AND DOTTY SPRINGSTEEN. 1702 01:19:29,095 --> 01:19:31,963 - DUSTY SPRINGFIELD. - AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 1703 01:19:32,065 --> 01:19:36,500 SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES IN TRUE LOVE. 1704 01:19:36,603 --> 01:19:39,369 AND WHO'S PROBABLY PULLING OUT OF HER DRIVEWAY AS WE SPEAK. 1705 01:19:39,472 --> 01:19:41,072 OH, MY GOSH! 1706 01:19:45,678 --> 01:19:48,879 CHLOE? CHLOE! 1707 01:19:48,982 --> 01:19:50,915 I'M SORRY, CHLOE. I GOTTA GO. 1708 01:19:51,017 --> 01:19:52,683 ♪ WHEREVER YOU ARE 1709 01:19:52,785 --> 01:19:54,819 ♪ THAT'S WHERE YOU SHOULD BE 1710 01:19:54,921 --> 01:19:57,421 ♪ NO ONE CAN TELL YOU 1711 01:19:57,523 --> 01:19:59,624 ♪ DIFFERENTLY 1712 01:19:59,726 --> 01:20:01,391 ♪ APART FROM THE PACK 1713 01:20:01,494 --> 01:20:03,761 ♪ YOU'RE RUNNIN' STRONG 1714 01:20:03,863 --> 01:20:05,395 ♪ WHEREVER YOU GO 1715 01:20:05,498 --> 01:20:06,664 all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY! 1716 01:20:06,766 --> 01:20:10,200 [whooping, applause] 1717 01:20:10,302 --> 01:20:11,335 HA. 1718 01:20:11,437 --> 01:20:13,070 THANK YOU, GUYS. 1719 01:20:13,172 --> 01:20:16,073 YOU KNOW WHAT I WISHED FOR? I WISHED I HAD A-- 1720 01:20:16,175 --> 01:20:18,242 IF YOU TELL, IT WON'T COME TRUE. 1721 01:20:18,344 --> 01:20:19,777 SAYS WHO? 1722 01:20:19,879 --> 01:20:22,346 I DON'T KNOW. BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY. 1723 01:20:22,448 --> 01:20:24,882 OKAY. THEN... 1724 01:20:24,984 --> 01:20:27,317 TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE WISHED FOR. 1725 01:20:27,419 --> 01:20:29,453 COME ON, MOM. YOU CAN TELL ME. 1726 01:20:32,224 --> 01:20:34,525 ♪ STANDING IN LINE 1727 01:20:34,627 --> 01:20:38,595 HEY, YOU JUST MISSED THEM. 1728 01:20:38,698 --> 01:20:42,266 OKAY. THANKS. 1729 01:20:43,736 --> 01:20:45,235 EXCUSE ME, MA'AM. 1730 01:20:46,906 --> 01:20:49,306 WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW HOW TO GET TO THE MYSTERY SITE? 1731 01:20:50,877 --> 01:20:54,712 ♪ NOW THINGS ARE CHANGING 1732 01:20:54,814 --> 01:21:00,450 ♪ THIS TIME THERE'LL BE SOMEONE ♪ 1733 01:21:00,553 --> 01:21:02,720 MOM! LOOK! MYSTERY SITE! 1734 01:21:04,691 --> 01:21:08,059 THANKS, MOM. THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER. 1735 01:21:08,161 --> 01:21:10,227 [chuckling] 1736 01:21:10,329 --> 01:21:13,463 WE'RE HERE. WE'RE ACTUALLY HERE! 1737 01:21:13,566 --> 01:21:15,599 I KNOW, SWEETHEART. HEY... 1738 01:21:15,702 --> 01:21:17,301 I KNOW YOU'VE BUILT THIS PLACE UP 1739 01:21:17,403 --> 01:21:19,704 SO MUCH IN YOUR MIND, BUT I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE 1740 01:21:19,806 --> 01:21:20,971 YOU DON'T GET DISAPPOINTED, OKAY? 1741 01:21:21,074 --> 01:21:23,140 I WON'T. COME ON! 1742 01:21:23,242 --> 01:21:27,411 ALL RIGHT, YOU GO AHEAD. I'LL CATCH UP. 1743 01:21:32,218 --> 01:21:35,252 - [woof woof] - HEY, MOM! LOOK. 1744 01:21:35,354 --> 01:21:37,387 DON'T TELL ME. A DINOSAUR. 1745 01:21:37,489 --> 01:21:39,256 NO. A DOG. 1746 01:21:39,358 --> 01:21:42,226 AND HE HAS TWO DIFFERENT COLOR EYES. 1747 01:21:49,869 --> 01:21:51,635 BEN! 1748 01:21:51,738 --> 01:21:55,172 [Bowie barking] 1749 01:21:56,209 --> 01:21:58,508 BEN! 1750 01:21:58,611 --> 01:22:01,678 HEY, HEY, HEY! LITTLE DUDE! 1751 01:22:01,781 --> 01:22:04,581 HOW ARE YOU? SORRY FOR CRASHING, BUT... 1752 01:22:04,683 --> 01:22:09,120 I DO... STILL HAVE MY INVITE. 1753 01:22:09,222 --> 01:22:10,221 COOL. 1754 01:22:12,158 --> 01:22:13,490 I'M GONNA GO PLAY WITH THE DOG. 1755 01:22:15,995 --> 01:22:18,662 [Bowie barking] 1756 01:22:20,900 --> 01:22:23,768 SO DO YOU... 1757 01:22:23,870 --> 01:22:26,871 BELIEVE IN TRUE LUCK OR TRUE LOVE? 1758 01:22:30,542 --> 01:22:33,410 I THINK I'M... 1759 01:22:33,512 --> 01:22:37,414 STARTING TO BELIEVE IN A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH. 1760 01:22:40,186 --> 01:22:44,421 YEAH? GOOD. 1761 01:22:52,765 --> 01:22:57,034 HEY, MOM, GUESS WHAT. MY BIRTHDAY WISH CAME TRUE. 1762 01:22:57,136 --> 01:22:58,803 THAT WE COME TO THE MYSTERY SITE? 1763 01:22:58,905 --> 01:23:01,471 OH, YEAH. THAT TOO. 1764 01:23:01,573 --> 01:23:06,410 [chuckling] SHALL WE? 1765 01:23:06,512 --> 01:23:09,479 COME ON, BOY. [woof woof] 122256

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