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♪ DA DA DA DA-DA
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♪ DA DA DA
DA-DA ♪
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♪ DA DA DA DA-DA
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♪ DA DA DA
DA-DA ♪
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[upbeat music continues]
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♪
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DEAR LEAH,
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SO TODAY IS THREE MONTHS
SINCE WE BROKE UP,
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AND IT GOT ME THINKING.
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THOUGH WHAT HAPPENED HURT,
IT'S HISTORY TO ME NOW.
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AND I'M DOING GREAT,
AND I HOPE YOU ARE TOO.
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ALL RIGHT.
THIS SHOULD BE IT.
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WHAT IN THE WORLD
DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?
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WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE
I'M DOING?
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DESTROYING EVERY LAST
OUNCE OF YOUR DIGNITY
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LETTER BY LETTER.
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
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HEY, I WAS JUST WRITING
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A "HEY, HOW YOU DOING" NOTE
TO LEAH, THAT'S IT.
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YEAH.
AND THE POINT OF THAT IS...
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YEAH, RIGHT, THERE IS NONE.
HAVE YOU SUDDENLY FORGOTTEN
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THAT SHE CHEATED ON YOU
WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND?
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I THOUGHT YOU WERE
MY BEST FRIEND.
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WELL, I AM NOW,
BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER RUN OFF
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WITH YOUR WANNABE ACTRESS
EX-GIRLFRIEND
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WHO SLICED YOUR HEART
INTO A THOUSAND PIECES
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WITH AN X-ACTO KNIFE.
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I'VE MOVED ON.
WHY CAN'T YOU?
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HMM. SO WHAT'S
THE NOONTIME RATING SO FAR?
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LUNCH-- SOLID EIGHT.
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LADIES-- UNDERWHELMING FOUR.
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DON'T YOU HATE IT
WHEN THE SANDWICHES
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ARE TWICE AS GOOD
AS THE WOMEN?
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MM. DEPENDS ON
HOW HUNGRY I AM.
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[sweeping music]
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♪
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MMM. HANDS DOWN...
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BETTER THAN MY SANDWICH.
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OKAY, I...
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HAVE JUST SEEN MY DESTINY.
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ALL DUE RESPECT, SPORT,
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THERE'S GONNA BE A LINE
A MILE LONG.
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SHE JUST SMILED AT ME.
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I AM A FIRM BELIEVER
THAT NOTHING CAN KEEP YOU
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FROM BEING THE ONE THAT
YOU'RE DESTINED TO BE WITH.
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SO GO AFTER HER.
CHAT HER UP.
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SWEEP HER OFF HER FEET.
INVITE ME TO THE WEDDING.
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IF I'M MEANT TO MEET HER,
IT'LL JUST HAPPEN.
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IT'LL HAPPEN NATURALLY,
YOU KNOW?
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YEAH. JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER
FANTASTIC WOMEN YOU'VE MET,
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YOU KNOW, NATURALLY.
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OKAY. WELL,
SHE'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT.
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MOM, LOOK!
THAT CAR'S BEEN TO MYSTERY SITE.
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- SEE THE BUMPER STICKER?
- YEAH. LOOK AT THAT.
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BUT...IT DOESN'T HAVE
A QUESTION MARK.
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IT JUST HAS THESE SWIRLS
LIKE ON A BOX OF TIDE.
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WELL, THAT'S
VERY MYSTERIOUS, HUH?
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MM-HMM.
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MOM, DO YOU THINK THERE ARE
ALIENS AT MYSTERY SITE?
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OR MAYBE DINOSAURS.
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MAYBE THE ALIENS
BROUGHT THE DINOSAURS.
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MAYBE MY DAD'S THERE TOO.
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THESE ARE JUST TRIAL ADS.
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WE'VE GOT A BUDGET,
AND IF WE NAIL IT...
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NAIL THIS.
WE'LL DEMOLISH THIS.
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- MORE MORE PIZZA COUPONS.
- OR FOCUS GROUPS.
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HEY, LADIES.
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THERE'S MY DESTINY.
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OKAY, RIGHT THIS WAY.
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YOU REMEMBER HER?
I TOLD YOU I'D MEET HER AGAIN.
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YEAH, BUT IF YOU WANT
TO MEET HER, YOU KNOW,
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YOU HAVE TO
ACTUALLY MEET HER.
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HERE'S YOUR MENU.
YOUR SERVER WILL BE WITH YOU.
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DID YOU SEE THE WAY
SHE SMILED AT ME?
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THAT WAS TWICE AS BIG
AS THE SMILE--
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SHE PROBABLY
STEPPED ON A NAIL.
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THAT MEANT SOMETHING.
THAT--
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YOU GET FREE TICKETS
TO ALL THE GAMES,
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PASSES TO ALL KINDS OF
EVENTS AND PARTIES.
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SO FAR, IT'S BEEN
A PRETTY COOL JOB.
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OH, YOU SHOULD TAKE DOWN
MY EMAIL ADDRESS.
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HANG ON. THANK YOU.
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- READY?
- MM-HMM.
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IT'S "C" ANDERSEN.
ONE WORD.
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@G1SE.COM.
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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OKAY. LET ME READ IT
BACK TO YOU.
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- [whispers] ARE YOU SERIOUS?
- CANDERSON@G1SE.COM?
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- MM-HMM.
- HOPE YOU BOYS ARE HUNGRY.
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OH, YEP. STARVING.
THANK YOU.
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ENJOY.
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THIS...
IS WHAT YOU CALL FATE.
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OH, AND THAT'S, UM,
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YEAH, THAT'S ANDERSEN
WITH AN "EN," NOT AN "ON."
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RIGHT.
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST
TALK TO HER?
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"MY NAME IS BEN.
YOU'RE THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS.
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WOULD YOU LIKE TO SPEND THE
REST OF YOUR LIFE WITH ME?"
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I THINK, "HI, I'M BEN,"
COVERS IT.
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THIS...
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THIS RIGHT HERE IS FATE.
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[laughs]
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THE TOP FIVE REASONS
I'M YOUR SECRET ADMIRER.
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NUMBER FIVE...
BECAUSE IT'S 2:00 A.M.,
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THE PERFECT TIME
TO DO SOMETHING
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THAT SCARES YOU TO DEATH.
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HEY.
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EAT UP, LITTLE MAN.
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I WANNA GET TO WORK EARLY,
OKAY?
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AND YOU'RE GETTING
YOUR USUAL TODAY.
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GOOD?
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WHAT'S UP?
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DOES MY DAD LIKE
PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY?
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WELL, WHO DOESN'T?
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- HEY!
- YOU DO IT.
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- YOU!
- OKAY...HERE YOU GO.
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MOM. MOM.
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- WHAT?
- THAT'S NOT COOL.
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OH. OKAY.
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WHAT IS COOL?
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- [mouths words]
- I LOVE YOU TOO.
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- HEY, CHLOE.
- MORNING.
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IT'S A LATE MORNING AGAIN.
IS JIM IN YET?
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YEAH. I THINK HE'S--
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THE GAME STARTS AT 9:00,
CHARLEY, NOT 9:15.
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YEAH, I-I'M SORRY, JIM.
THE FREEWAY WAS A PARKING LOT.
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- THERE WAS AN ACCIDENT.
- ACTUALLY, JIM,
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THE 405 WAS TOTALLY
BACKED UP THIS MORNING.
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IT TOOK ME 30 MINUTES JUST TO
GET HERE FROM DOHENY, SO...
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WELL, I GUESS I GOTTA
FACTOR THAT IN.
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JUST REMEMBER, LADIES,
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IF ALL OUR PLAYERS
AREN'T IN POSITION,
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THE GAME AIN'T ON.
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OKAY.
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THANK YOU FOR THAT.
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OH, JIM'S
JUST A BIG SOFTIE.
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MM. HEY, HOW GOES
THE TRAINING PROGRAM?
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OH, EVERYBODY'S BEEN
REALLY NICE.
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JIM SAYS IT'S A TOTAL
"SPRINGBOARD" INTO THE MAJORS.
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SO IT'S ALL COOL.
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CHARLEY.
CHARLEY...
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WHERE ARE THE SUMMER
MUSIC JAM REPORTS?
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THEY'RE ON YOUR DESK
IN A FOLDER
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MARKED
SUMMER MUSIC JAM REPORTS.
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OKAY, COOL.
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AND I FIXED ALL YOUR GRAMMAR
AND CORRECTED YOUR TYPOS.
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THAT'S OUR LITTLE
WORKHORSE.
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[ahem]
SO...
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TELL ME ABOUT CHLOE
ANDERSEN.
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UM...
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VAL? SORRY THAT I'M LATE.
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OOH, YOU LOOK LIKE
YOU HAD A NIGHT.
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UH, NO.
A WARNING, ACTUALLY.
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LUKE'S OFFICIALLY A MAN.
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HE WOULDN'T LET ME KISS HIM
GOOD-BYE AT THE SCHOOL BUS.
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OH, WELL,
BRACE YOURSELF, HONEY.
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- IT'S A LONG HAUL.
- MM. YEAH.
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[background chatter]
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TOP FIVE REASONS
I'M YOUR SECRET ADMIRER.
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LET ME GUESS.
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YOU BARED YOUR SOUL
AND EMAILED A MYSTERY GIRL
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AND YOU GOT BACK
A BIG, FAT GOOSE EGG.
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OKAY, WELL, I SENT
THE EMAIL LAST NIGHT,
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AND WHEN I SENT IT,
IT WAS VERY LATE, SO--
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YEAH, WELL, WHATEVER.
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IF YOU DON'T HEAR BACK
BY LUNCHTIME,
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THAT GOOSE EGG IS COOKED.
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NOW, CAN WE TALK ARGOMONT?
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YEAH.
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"NUMBER FOUR...
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"BECAUSE I BRUSH UP AGAINST
A THOUSAND STRANGERS A DAY,
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"BUT IT WASN'T UNTIL
I SAW YOU
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"THAT I REALIZED
I WAS ALONE.
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"NUMBER THREE...BECAUSE I
SEE POETRY IN YOUR SOUL.
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"NUMBER TWO...
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"BECAUSE I SEE LIGHT
IN YOUR EYES.
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"AND NUMBER ONE...
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BECAUSE YOU TAKE MY BREATH
AWAY."
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Ben: FOUR THINGS
YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME.
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NUMBER ONE...I AM NOT,
NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN, A PLAYER.
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NUMBER TWO...I'VE NEVER
HOOKED UP ONLINE.
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NUMBER THREE...I MAKE
A KILLER PESTO SAUCE.
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"NUMBER FOUR...
I BELIEVE IN TRUE LOVE."
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HMM. THANKS FOR
SHOWING THIS TO ME.
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YEAH, WELL, AT FIRST
I WASN'T GONNA SHOW ANYBODY,
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BUT...
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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WELL, I...
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THINK EITHER HE'S THE
GREATEST GUY IN THE WORLD
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OR BIG TROUBLE.
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YEAH. FORGET IT.
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I AM NOT WRITING HIM BACK.
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DID I SAY THAT?
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LADIES, THE SUPERLA FITNESS
MEETING HAS BEEN PUSHED UP.
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AND WE'VE GOT CHANGES.
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[sniffs]
AND...
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WHAT IS THAT FRAGRANCE?
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IT'S CALLED "I'M YOUR BOSS,
I'M MARRIED,
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"I'M OLD ENOUGH TO BE
YOUR MOTHER,
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AND YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH
TO KNOW BETTER."
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[laughs] NOW, HOW DO THEY
FIT ALL THAT IN THE BOTTLE?
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HEY, RYAN, THINK FAST!
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AH! GET THAT DOWN!
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GIVE ME SOME, MAN! AH!
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WHAT'S UP?
YO, BABY.
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GET ME A COFFEE, LIGHT,
TWO SUGARS.
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AH, NEVER MIND.
I'LL GET IT MYSELF.
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WELL, I GUESS WE KNOW
HE'S NOT MY SECRET ADMIRER.
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YEAH.
BUT WHO IS?
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THOSE ARE GORGEOUS.
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- ARE THEY YOURS?
- SOMEONE JUST SENT THEM.
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NO NOTE OR ANYTHING.
IT'S PROBABLY A MISTAKE.
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WELL, MAYBE YOU HAVE
A SECRET ADMIRER.
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OH, MY GOSH.
THAT'D BE SO ROMANTIC!
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AND YOU WOULDN'T WORRY
THAT THEY WERE WEIRD OR...
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WHAT?
AND RUIN ALL THE FUN?
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[telephone rings]
GAME 1.
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YEAH. OKAY.
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NO.
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DO I KNOW YOU?
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[mouse clicks]
[electronic tone]
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[electronic chime]
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HA HA HA HA HA!
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HA HO!
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COLIN. IT'S HER.
IT'S HER.
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SHE WROTE.
SHE WRITES!
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SHE HAS WRITTEN ME!
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- NO...WAY.
- YES WAY.
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- WHAT'D SHE SAY?
- I DON'T KNOW, I DIDN'T--
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I DIDN'T OPEN IT YET.
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WHAT ARE YOU WAITIN' FOR?
OPEN IT.
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OKAY, LET'S-- LET'S--
LET'S, UH...
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"DO I KNOW YOU?"
233
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,479
THAT'S IT?
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00:11:55,582 --> 00:11:57,281
WELL, WHAT'S WRONG
WITH THAT?
235
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I MEAN, THAT-- THAT'S A--
THAT'S A VERY VALID QUESTION.
236
00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:02,019
IT'S NOT EXACTLY BURSTING
WITH ENTHUSIASM.
237
00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:03,854
OKAY. BUT IT'S A START.
238
00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:09,060
TELL ME YOU'RE NOT ALREADY
ANSWERING HER.
239
00:12:09,161 --> 00:12:11,696
THAT IS EXACTLY
WHAT I'M DOING.
240
00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:15,132
[thinking] NO,
BUT I'M FASCINATED BY YOU.
241
00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,936
ISN'T THAT A GREAT PLACE
TO START?
242
00:12:19,038 --> 00:12:21,072
NOW...THE SOONER SHE GETS
TO KNOW THE REAL ME,
243
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THE BETTER.
244
00:12:26,312 --> 00:12:27,979
[thinking] "NO,
BUT I'M FASCINATED BY YOU.
245
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ISN'T THAT
A GREAT PLACE TO START?"
246
00:12:30,984 --> 00:12:32,783
[click, electronic tone]
247
00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,499
[peaceful piano music]
248
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♪
249
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"THERE ARE A MILLION
REASONS I SHOULD NOT BE
250
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WRITING YOU BACK."
251
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:52,863
"AND FIVE REASONS
WHY I AM."
252
00:13:52,965 --> 00:13:54,531
LISTEN TO THIS, LISTEN TO THIS,
LISTEN TO THIS.
253
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:57,702
"NUMBER FIVE...BECAUSE I'VE
NEVER HAD A SECRET ADMIRER,
254
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AND I'M CHOOSING TO BELIEVE
YOU'RE NOT A COMPLETE PSYCHO."
255
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,007
HER FIRST MISTAKE.
256
00:14:03,109 --> 00:14:04,608
SHE'S IRREVERENT.
I LOVE THAT.
257
00:14:04,711 --> 00:14:06,911
"NUMBER FOUR...BECAUSE
I COULD EAT MY BODY WEIGHT
258
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:11,015
"IN GOOD PESTO SAUCE.
259
00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,217
NUMBER THREE...BECAUSE I
LIKE YOUR CHOICE OF WORDS."
260
00:14:13,319 --> 00:14:15,686
OH, THIS IS GOOD.
THIS-- THIS IS A GOOD ONE.
261
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,789
"NUMBER TWO...BECAUSE
YOU MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE."
262
00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:21,391
WHAT'S NUMBER ONE?
263
00:14:21,493 --> 00:14:22,960
"NUMBER ONE...
BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO THINK
264
00:14:23,062 --> 00:14:27,331
THAT I ALSO BELIEVE...
IN TRUE LOVE."
265
00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:31,001
- BULL'S-EYE!
- YEAH, YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
266
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:33,303
HANG ON.
267
00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:37,541
"BUT THE FACT REMAINS...
268
00:14:37,643 --> 00:14:39,376
"THAT I HAVE NO IDEA
WHO YOU ARE
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00:14:39,478 --> 00:14:41,411
"OR EVEN WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE,
A DISTINCT DISADVANTAGE,
270
00:14:41,513 --> 00:14:43,614
"CONSIDERING YOU SEEM TO
KNOW EXACTLY WHO I AM.
271
00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,950
FRANKLY,
IT'S A LITTLE CREEPY."
272
00:14:46,052 --> 00:14:47,251
WELL, IT IS.
273
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:48,719
MAYBE I SHOULD SEND HER
A PICTURE.
274
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,487
NO. NO, NO PICTURES.
275
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:51,856
IF THIS THING GOES SOUTH
276
00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,423
AND SHE RECOGNIZES YOU
ON THE STREET,
277
00:14:53,525 --> 00:14:55,860
SHE'S GONNA PUNCH
YOUR LIGHTS OUT.
278
00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:59,196
- THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
- MM-HMM.
279
00:14:59,298 --> 00:15:00,931
THEN SHE CONCLUDES WITH,
"AND WHILE I'M DEFINITELY
280
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:02,767
"NOT COMFORTABLE
MEETING IN PERSON,
281
00:15:02,869 --> 00:15:06,837
I MAY BE OPEN TO GETTING TO
KNOW YOU BETTER THROUGH WORDS."
282
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:11,008
WAY BEFORE THERE WAS C
ANDERSON,
283
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:14,178
ACTUALLY, WAY, WAY BEFORE
THERE WAS YOU,
284
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:18,515
THERE WAS MY FIRST
MAJOR CRUSH...MISS JACKSON,
285
00:15:18,617 --> 00:15:20,184
MY SIXTH GRADE TEACHER.
286
00:15:20,286 --> 00:15:23,053
- HEY! HEAR THE BIG NEWS?
- OH...
287
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,755
VAL.
[laughs]
288
00:15:24,857 --> 00:15:27,057
ARE YOU AND CYBER GUY...
289
00:15:27,160 --> 00:15:29,026
A LITTLE BIT.
290
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:30,460
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
291
00:15:30,562 --> 00:15:31,829
TELL ME EVERYTHING.
[chuckles]
292
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:33,264
SO WHAT'S THE BIG NEWS?
293
00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,199
- WELL--
- HOWDY, NEIGHBOR.
294
00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,401
CHLOE GOT PROMOTED
TO COORDINATOR.
295
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,736
SEEMS LIKE JIM LIKES SOME OF
HER MARKETING IDEAS.
296
00:15:39,839 --> 00:15:40,838
IS THIS THE EXTRA CREDIT
THING?
297
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,139
CRAZY, HUH?
298
00:15:42,241 --> 00:15:44,241
CONGRATULATIONS.
YOU MUST BE THRILLED.
299
00:15:44,343 --> 00:15:46,443
AND SHOCKED.
AND A LITTLE OVERWHELMED.
300
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:48,478
BUT...WHATEVER.
I'M READY TO DIVE IN.
301
00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:50,114
DON'T FORGET, CHLOE.
ANYTHING YOU NEED...
302
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:51,448
JUST ASK CHARLEY HORSE.
303
00:15:51,550 --> 00:15:53,517
SHE'S OUR GO-TO GAL
AROUND HERE.
304
00:15:53,619 --> 00:15:55,385
NOW, ON A DIFFERENT NOTE,
YOU AND I,
305
00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,621
PROMOTIONAL LUNCH, 1:00?
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
306
00:15:57,723 --> 00:16:00,257
- YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT!
307
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,226
ALL RIGHT!
SHE'S GOIN' OUT WITH ME!
308
00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:06,931
HEY, YOUR LAUNDRY
IS DONE, KIDDO.
309
00:16:07,033 --> 00:16:08,498
COME GET IT.
310
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,701
AH. YOU KNOW WHAT
TO DO WITH IT, RIGHT?
311
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:12,369
MM-HMM.
312
00:16:24,583 --> 00:16:27,918
YOU WEREN'T THE ONLY ONE
WITH THE TEACHER CRUSH.
313
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:32,289
MINE WAS MY EIGHTH GRADE
MATH TEACHER, MR. DUNCAN.
314
00:16:32,391 --> 00:16:36,727
ONLY ONE WORD COULD
DESCRIBE HIM...PERFECT.
315
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:40,297
TURNS OUT ANOTHER WORD
COULD ALSO DESCRIBE HIM--
316
00:16:40,399 --> 00:16:42,967
SHOPLIFTER.
317
00:16:43,069 --> 00:16:46,337
MY BEST FRIEND
IS MY DOG BOWIE,
318
00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,472
AFTER DAVID, OF COURSE.
319
00:16:48,574 --> 00:16:51,575
AND HE HAS ONE BLUE EYE
AND ONE BROWN EYE.
320
00:16:51,677 --> 00:16:55,512
MY WEIRDEST JOB...
321
00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:59,984
I'VE HAD MORE WOMEN
IN MY LIFE THAN MOST.
322
00:17:00,086 --> 00:17:02,486
I WAS A CHILD SUPERSTAR...
323
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:04,188
IN MY MIND.
324
00:17:04,290 --> 00:17:06,456
I WAS A STAR ATHLETE...
325
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:08,692
NOT.
326
00:17:08,794 --> 00:17:11,328
DESSERT.
I LOVE PIE.
327
00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:12,763
YOU?
328
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:15,332
WHO DOESN'T LOVE PIE?
329
00:17:18,141 --> 00:17:20,875
WHO'S A GENIUS?
OH, YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
330
00:17:20,977 --> 00:17:22,577
- I'M A GENIUS.
- OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
331
00:17:22,679 --> 00:17:24,512
YOURS...WERE ALMOST
AS GOOD AS MINE.
332
00:17:24,614 --> 00:17:26,381
[laughs]
333
00:17:26,483 --> 00:17:27,915
WHAT JUMPSTARTED
YOUR CREATIVE ENGINE?
334
00:17:28,017 --> 00:17:30,385
OH, YEAH!
THE "E-LATIONSHIP."
335
00:17:30,487 --> 00:17:32,787
ELATION'S RIGHT.
THIS WILL BE PRIORITY.
336
00:17:32,889 --> 00:17:34,989
- THANK YOU.
- TWO OF THOSE.
337
00:17:39,596 --> 00:17:40,662
FOR YOU.
338
00:17:40,763 --> 00:17:42,263
UH...
339
00:17:42,365 --> 00:17:44,432
FOR ME?
FROM WHO?
340
00:17:44,534 --> 00:17:46,133
YOUR SECRET ADMIRER.
341
00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:47,702
AKA, ME.
342
00:17:47,804 --> 00:17:49,070
IT'S JUST A SMALL THANK YOU
343
00:17:49,172 --> 00:17:50,771
FOR HELPING ME EDIT
MY PROPOSAL.
344
00:17:50,873 --> 00:17:53,941
OH. WELL, THANK YOU, CHLOE.
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.
345
00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:56,043
YOU LOOKED FREAKED THERE
FOR A SECOND.
346
00:17:56,145 --> 00:17:58,446
IT'S THE WHOLE SECRET ADMIRER CONCEPT,
ISN'T IT?
347
00:17:58,548 --> 00:18:01,516
ACTUALLY,
I KIND OF HAVE ONE.
348
00:18:01,618 --> 00:18:03,884
I MEAN, IT'S NOTHING.
WE'RE JUST EXCHANGING EMAILS.
349
00:18:03,986 --> 00:18:05,486
CHARLEY, THAT'S
SO EXCITING!
350
00:18:05,589 --> 00:18:06,987
ARE YOU GUYS GONNA MEET?
351
00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:09,724
UH...NO!
352
00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:11,326
GOSH, NO.
353
00:18:11,428 --> 00:18:13,328
I MEAN, UH...NOT YET.
354
00:18:13,430 --> 00:18:15,630
IF...EVER.
355
00:18:15,732 --> 00:18:17,532
UM...
356
00:18:17,634 --> 00:18:19,300
I DON'T KNOW.
357
00:18:22,171 --> 00:18:24,472
LISTEN, I'M HAVING
THIS LITTLE DINNER PARTY
358
00:18:24,574 --> 00:18:25,940
SATURDAY NIGHT
AT MY HOUSE.
359
00:18:26,042 --> 00:18:27,709
YOU SHOULD COME.
360
00:18:27,810 --> 00:18:29,844
THERE'LL BE
SOME CUTE GUYS THERE.
361
00:18:29,946 --> 00:18:31,812
UH, ACTUALLY...
362
00:18:31,914 --> 00:18:35,049
MY BABYSITTER IS OUT OF TOWN
THIS WEEKEND, SO--
363
00:18:35,151 --> 00:18:36,751
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
THAT LUKE HAS A SLEEPOVER
364
00:18:36,853 --> 00:18:39,354
WITH THE BOYS ON SATURDAY?
365
00:18:39,456 --> 00:18:41,989
SINCE WHEN IS THERE
A SLEEPOVER?
366
00:18:42,091 --> 00:18:44,225
SINCE RIGHT NOW.
SHE'LL BE THERE WITH BELLS ON.
367
00:18:44,327 --> 00:18:45,860
SUPER!
368
00:18:48,398 --> 00:18:50,064
RUSTY LEFT YEARS AGO.
369
00:18:50,166 --> 00:18:51,666
IT'S TIME TO GET BACK
OUT THERE, DON'T YOU THINK?
370
00:18:51,768 --> 00:18:53,934
[scoffs]
371
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:57,905
NOW, DUDE,
I KNOW I'VE BEEN SORT OF RAGGING ON YOU
372
00:18:58,007 --> 00:19:00,241
ON THIS WHOLE C ANDERSON
EXPERIMENT,
373
00:19:00,343 --> 00:19:01,208
BUT HOW'S IT GOING?
374
00:19:01,311 --> 00:19:02,810
VERY ROMANTIC.
375
00:19:02,912 --> 00:19:05,580
WE'VE BEEN EXCHANGING
STORIES BACK AND FORTH.
376
00:19:05,682 --> 00:19:07,749
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE GETTING
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
377
00:19:07,850 --> 00:19:09,216
IT'S WEIRD BUT COOL.
378
00:19:09,319 --> 00:19:11,152
TO BE HONEST,
SHE COMES ACROSS
379
00:19:11,254 --> 00:19:12,887
A LOT DIFFERENT
THAN SHE LOOKS.
380
00:19:12,989 --> 00:19:16,056
MM. YEAH? HOW?
381
00:19:16,159 --> 00:19:18,526
FUNNIER.
MORE DOWN TO EARTH.
382
00:19:18,628 --> 00:19:20,060
LIKE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE
383
00:19:20,163 --> 00:19:22,029
THAT HAS NO IDEA
HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE.
384
00:19:22,131 --> 00:19:24,932
HOPEFULLY YOU COME OFF
DIFFERENT THAN YOU LOOK TOO.
385
00:19:25,034 --> 00:19:26,100
[laughs]
386
00:19:26,202 --> 00:19:28,235
AND YOU KNOW
WHAT'S SO STRANGE?
387
00:19:28,338 --> 00:19:30,204
EVER SINCE
THIS WHOLE THING STARTED,
388
00:19:30,307 --> 00:19:32,940
EVERY TIME I'M OUT,
I FEEL LIKE I SEE HER.
389
00:19:34,577 --> 00:19:36,477
OH, MARGARITAS!
390
00:19:38,047 --> 00:19:39,814
THAT REALLY IS HER.
391
00:19:39,916 --> 00:19:41,416
TELL ME SHE DOESN'T SEE ME,
PLEASE.
392
00:19:41,518 --> 00:19:42,483
I DON'T WANT HER TO THINK
I'M A STALKER.
393
00:19:42,585 --> 00:19:44,018
WOULD YOU GET A GRIP?
394
00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,986
SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT
YOU LOOK LIKE, REMEMBER?
395
00:19:46,088 --> 00:19:48,155
THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE DOESN'T, DOES SHE?
396
00:19:48,257 --> 00:19:50,291
I CAN WALK RIGHT UP TO HER,
STARE HER RIGHT IN THE EYE,
397
00:19:50,393 --> 00:19:52,893
AND SHE'D HAVE NO IDEA
IT WAS ME.
398
00:19:54,397 --> 00:19:55,830
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I DON'T KNOW.
399
00:19:55,932 --> 00:19:57,965
- I DON'T KNOW.
- DO YOU WANNA BLOW YOUR COVER?
400
00:19:58,067 --> 00:19:59,900
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU--
YOU WILL.
401
00:20:00,002 --> 00:20:02,303
BESIDES, IS THIS HOW OR
WHERE
402
00:20:02,405 --> 00:20:05,039
YOU WANT YOUR ANGEL
TO MEET HER SOUL MATE?
403
00:20:05,141 --> 00:20:07,675
YEAH.
404
00:20:07,777 --> 00:20:08,743
YOU KNOW,
AS A MATTER OF FACT, LET'S...
405
00:20:08,845 --> 00:20:10,177
LET'S JUST GET OUTTA HERE.
406
00:20:10,279 --> 00:20:11,278
LET'S GO SI--
407
00:20:11,381 --> 00:20:13,080
OH, I'M SO SORRY!
408
00:20:13,182 --> 00:20:14,749
- OH, MY GOSH!
- [laughing] THAT IS...
409
00:20:14,851 --> 00:20:15,950
OH, MY-- I'M SO--
410
00:20:16,052 --> 00:20:18,319
I'M SO SORRY, I--
411
00:20:18,421 --> 00:20:19,854
I WILL PAY FOR
YOUR DRY CLEANING
412
00:20:19,956 --> 00:20:21,989
OR AT LEAST BUY YOU
ANOTHER SHIRT.
413
00:20:22,091 --> 00:20:23,791
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
- LET ME BUY YOU A DRINK.
414
00:20:23,893 --> 00:20:24,826
- I MEAN...
- YOU KNOW, HOW 'BOUT...
415
00:20:24,927 --> 00:20:26,794
COFFEE?
416
00:20:26,896 --> 00:20:28,363
YOU KNOW, TOMORROW.
417
00:20:29,799 --> 00:20:31,366
I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU.
418
00:20:31,468 --> 00:20:34,168
BUT WE WOULD
GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
419
00:20:34,270 --> 00:20:36,170
OVER COFFEE.
420
00:20:40,042 --> 00:20:41,308
UM...
421
00:20:41,411 --> 00:20:43,378
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
I'M, UM...
422
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,613
I'M HAVING SOME FRIENDS OVER
SATURDAY NIGHT.
423
00:20:45,715 --> 00:20:48,516
STOP BY IF YOU WANT.
424
00:20:48,618 --> 00:20:49,984
I WOULD LOVE TO.
425
00:20:58,461 --> 00:20:59,861
I'M BEN MARTIN.
426
00:20:59,962 --> 00:21:01,396
SEE YOU SATURDAY NIGHT,
BEN MARTIN.
427
00:21:01,498 --> 00:21:03,931
I LOOK FORWARD TO IT.
428
00:21:04,033 --> 00:21:05,867
IT'S NICE MEETING YOU.
429
00:21:05,968 --> 00:21:08,836
- I'M SORRY.
- THAT'S QUITE ALL RIGHT.
430
00:21:08,938 --> 00:21:10,070
LITTLE CHILLY,
BUT IT'S OKAY.
431
00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:12,139
NICE MEETING YOU.
432
00:21:16,413 --> 00:21:18,713
THAT WAS DIFFERENT.
[both giggle]
433
00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:23,751
[dance music plays]
434
00:21:23,853 --> 00:21:28,122
♪
435
00:21:28,224 --> 00:21:31,992
[background chatter]
436
00:21:32,094 --> 00:21:35,763
IS NATALIE HERE?
437
00:21:35,865 --> 00:21:37,965
YEAH! YEAH,
SHE'S GONNA BE HERE LATER.
438
00:21:38,067 --> 00:21:40,935
CHARLEY!
YOU MADE IT!
439
00:21:41,037 --> 00:21:42,603
[laughs]
440
00:21:42,705 --> 00:21:44,004
AND YOU BROUGHT A...PIE.
441
00:21:44,106 --> 00:21:45,506
YEAH. SORRY.
442
00:21:45,608 --> 00:21:48,242
I DIDN'T REALIZE...
WOW! WHAT A PARTY.
443
00:21:48,344 --> 00:21:50,511
RIGHT.
WHAT'D I TELL YOU?
444
00:21:53,650 --> 00:21:55,416
- WHAT'S THIS?
- OKAY, THIS IS HOW IT WORKS.
445
00:21:55,518 --> 00:21:56,918
WOMEN GET LOCKS, MEN GET
KEYS.
446
00:21:57,019 --> 00:21:58,453
IF THEY'RE A FIT,
IT'S A MATCH.
447
00:21:58,555 --> 00:22:00,387
OR WHATEVER
YOU WANT IT TO BE.
448
00:22:00,490 --> 00:22:04,091
CHLOE THROWS THE MOST
AMAZING THEME PARTIES.
449
00:22:04,193 --> 00:22:06,594
- MM-HMM. I WILL TAKE THAT.
- THANKS.
450
00:22:06,696 --> 00:22:10,598
YOU DIDN'T TELL ME
THIS WAS A SINGLES PARTY.
451
00:22:10,700 --> 00:22:12,567
WOULD YOU HAVE COME
IF I DID?
452
00:22:13,536 --> 00:22:15,302
UM...
453
00:22:17,707 --> 00:22:18,873
SHE BROUGHT A PIE.
454
00:22:18,975 --> 00:22:20,708
[both laugh]
455
00:22:20,810 --> 00:22:23,811
WHAT A HOUSE, HUH?
HOW DO YOU...
456
00:22:23,913 --> 00:22:25,713
OH, MY COUSIN.
WELL, SECOND COUSIN.
457
00:22:25,815 --> 00:22:27,548
HE'S WORKING IN LONDON
FOR THE YEAR,
458
00:22:27,650 --> 00:22:29,083
AND HE ASKED ME
TO HOUSE-SIT.
459
00:22:29,185 --> 00:22:30,384
WOULD NOT TAKE A DIME.
460
00:22:30,487 --> 00:22:31,786
AM I LIKE THE LUCKIEST
PERSON ALIVE?
461
00:22:31,888 --> 00:22:32,753
[laughs]
462
00:22:32,856 --> 00:22:34,622
- HEY.
- HI!
463
00:22:36,158 --> 00:22:38,726
- MAY I?
- OF COURSE. OF COURSE.
464
00:22:38,828 --> 00:22:40,127
MINGLE!
465
00:22:40,229 --> 00:22:42,029
OKAY.
466
00:22:42,131 --> 00:22:43,764
OH...TOO BAD.
467
00:22:43,867 --> 00:22:45,299
I'M SORRY.
468
00:22:47,203 --> 00:22:50,371
WISH IT LUCK.
WISH IT LUCK.
469
00:22:50,473 --> 00:22:51,973
NO. NO.
470
00:22:52,074 --> 00:22:53,975
SORRY.
471
00:23:01,384 --> 00:23:03,183
WHAT IS THIS,
NATIONAL PIE DAY?
472
00:23:03,285 --> 00:23:05,786
WHO TOLD THESE PEOPLE
TO BRING PIES?
473
00:23:15,765 --> 00:23:17,498
- OH!
- OH!
474
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:19,366
OH, MAYBE NEXT TIME
YOU'LL GET IT.
475
00:23:19,468 --> 00:23:22,770
CHLOE?
476
00:23:22,872 --> 00:23:24,906
CHLOE. HEY...
[laughs]
477
00:23:25,008 --> 00:23:27,207
IT'S BEN. BEN.
478
00:23:27,309 --> 00:23:29,911
BEN...BEN MAR-MARTIN.
479
00:23:30,013 --> 00:23:31,478
RIGHT!
480
00:23:31,581 --> 00:23:33,080
THE GUY WHO WORE
MY MARGARITA.
481
00:23:33,182 --> 00:23:34,448
YES!
I WORE YOUR MARGARITA.
482
00:23:34,551 --> 00:23:36,651
- YES.
- YEAH.
483
00:23:36,753 --> 00:23:38,953
I BROUGHT YOU A PIE.
484
00:23:39,055 --> 00:23:40,555
SOMEBODY TOOK IT.
485
00:23:40,657 --> 00:23:41,756
WOW.
486
00:23:41,858 --> 00:23:43,057
THAT'S THE SECOND PIE
TONIGHT,
487
00:23:43,159 --> 00:23:46,827
BUT HEY,
WHO DOESN'T LIKE PIE, RIGHT?
488
00:23:46,930 --> 00:23:49,664
YEAH. YEAH.
489
00:23:51,634 --> 00:23:53,801
SO THIS IS A BIT, UH...
490
00:23:53,903 --> 00:23:56,403
LESS INTIMATE
THAN I EXPECTED.
491
00:23:56,505 --> 00:23:58,238
OH, WELL, IT'S
A LOCK AND KEY PARTY,
492
00:23:58,340 --> 00:24:00,307
- SO THE MORE THE MERRIER.
- AH, IT'S A LOCK AND-- OH!
493
00:24:00,409 --> 00:24:02,910
OF COURSE
IT'S A LOCK AND KEY PARTY.
494
00:24:03,012 --> 00:24:04,211
UH-HUH. YEAH.
495
00:24:04,313 --> 00:24:05,512
SHALL WE GET THIS PARTY
STARTED--
496
00:24:05,615 --> 00:24:06,480
- CHLOE!
- AAH!
497
00:24:06,583 --> 00:24:08,449
- CATCH YOU LATER!
- HI!
498
00:24:08,551 --> 00:24:11,452
OKAY.
YEP.
499
00:24:11,554 --> 00:24:14,088
- HEY! HOW ARE YOU?
- HE'S OVER THERE.
500
00:24:16,759 --> 00:24:18,059
EXCUSE ME.
501
00:24:23,866 --> 00:24:26,000
HAVE YOU EVER...
BEEN TO ONE OF THESE?
502
00:24:26,102 --> 00:24:28,302
NO. CAN'T SAY
I'VE HAD THE PLEASURE.
503
00:24:28,404 --> 00:24:30,304
- YOU?
- I ACTUALLY WENT TO
504
00:24:30,406 --> 00:24:32,172
A COLLEGE MIXER
FOR HALLOWEEN ONE YEAR
505
00:24:32,274 --> 00:24:34,709
WHERE YOU HAD TO DRESS UP AS
YOUR FAVORITE KITCHEN UTENSIL.
506
00:24:34,811 --> 00:24:36,611
[laughing]
I DON'T REALLY GUESS
507
00:24:36,713 --> 00:24:38,278
THAT COUNTS, THOUGH,
DOES IT?
508
00:24:38,380 --> 00:24:41,082
HI. I'M BEN.
[glasses clink]
509
00:24:41,183 --> 00:24:43,017
AND I HAVE LOOKED STUPID
PLENTY OF TIMES.
510
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:44,318
AS A MATTER OF FACT,
511
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:46,253
I PROBABLY LOOK
PRETTY STUPID RIGHT NOW.
512
00:24:46,355 --> 00:24:49,490
I'M CHARLEY,
AND IF ANYBODY LOOKS STUPID RIGHT NOW,
513
00:24:49,592 --> 00:24:50,958
IT'S PROBABLY ME.
514
00:24:51,060 --> 00:24:53,861
I BROUGHT A PIE.
515
00:24:56,032 --> 00:24:59,466
I BROUGHT A PIE!
I'M NOT KIDDING!
516
00:24:59,568 --> 00:25:00,567
I BROUGHT A PIE HERE
TONIGHT!
517
00:25:00,670 --> 00:25:02,670
- REALLY?
- YES!
518
00:25:02,772 --> 00:25:05,773
WOW. AND YOU DON'T
LOOK STUPID AT ALL.
519
00:25:05,875 --> 00:25:07,541
QUITE THE CONTRARY,
AS A MATTER OF FACT.
520
00:25:07,644 --> 00:25:08,609
YOU LOOK...VERY NICE.
521
00:25:08,711 --> 00:25:10,177
THANK YOU.
522
00:25:10,279 --> 00:25:12,412
OOPS.
SORRY, SORRY.
523
00:25:12,515 --> 00:25:14,882
BUT YOU ARE
CLEARLY VERY DRUNK.
524
00:25:14,984 --> 00:25:16,651
[chuckling]
NO, I'M...
525
00:25:16,753 --> 00:25:18,252
IF I WAS DRUNK, TRUST ME,
526
00:25:18,354 --> 00:25:20,554
I WOULD BE STANDING ON A
TABLE HUMILIATING MYSELF
527
00:25:20,657 --> 00:25:22,657
SINGING SOME OLD,
UNRECOGNIZABLE SONG
528
00:25:22,759 --> 00:25:23,824
AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS.
529
00:25:23,926 --> 00:25:26,661
- LIKE WHAT?
- I WOULD PROBABLY
530
00:25:26,763 --> 00:25:30,131
BE SINGING YOU DON'T HAVE TO
SAY YOU LOVE ME BY DUSTY--
531
00:25:30,232 --> 00:25:31,899
DUSTY SPRINGFIELD.
I LOVE DUSTY.
532
00:25:32,001 --> 00:25:33,834
SERIOUSLY, THAT-- THAT--
THAT'S CRAZY.
533
00:25:33,936 --> 00:25:37,004
IN MY OPINION,
DUSTY IN MEMPHIS
534
00:25:37,106 --> 00:25:39,239
- IS PROBABLY THE--
- THE BEST RECORD EVER MADE.
535
00:25:39,341 --> 00:25:40,340
YES!
536
00:25:40,442 --> 00:25:41,608
[clink]
YES!
537
00:25:41,711 --> 00:25:43,778
SO ARE-- ARE YOU
FRIENDS WITH CHLOE?
538
00:25:43,880 --> 00:25:45,479
UH, YEAH.
WE WORK TOGETHER.
539
00:25:45,581 --> 00:25:46,881
- OH.
- YOU?
540
00:25:46,983 --> 00:25:49,516
UH, WELL...
IF I'M BEING HONEST,
541
00:25:49,618 --> 00:25:52,586
I ACTUALLY THOUGHT TONIGHT
WAS GONNA BE OUR FIRST DATE.
542
00:25:52,689 --> 00:25:55,422
I THINK TONIGHT
IS SUPPOSED TO BE
543
00:25:55,524 --> 00:25:58,893
- A LOT OF PEOPLE'S FIRST DATE.
- NO, A PROPER DATE.
544
00:25:58,995 --> 00:26:01,095
WITH A BEGINNING,
A MIDDLE, AND AN END.
545
00:26:01,197 --> 00:26:02,930
WELL, THE NIGHT IS YOUNG.
546
00:26:03,032 --> 00:26:05,465
IF YOU'RE LUCKY,
YOU MIGHT STILL GET AN END.
547
00:26:05,568 --> 00:26:06,734
- HEY, YOU TWO.
- HEY!
548
00:26:06,836 --> 00:26:08,335
HAVING FUN?
549
00:26:08,437 --> 00:26:11,271
YEAH. WE WERE JUST TALKING
ABOUT DUSTY SPRINGFIELD.
550
00:26:11,373 --> 00:26:13,774
OH! OH, IS THAT
A NEW AIR FRESHENER?
551
00:26:16,212 --> 00:26:17,344
- NO...
- NO.
552
00:26:17,446 --> 00:26:18,946
ARE YOU-- ARE YOU HAVING
FUN?
553
00:26:19,048 --> 00:26:20,748
- OH, I ALWAYS HAVE FUN.
- YEAH.
554
00:26:20,850 --> 00:26:22,950
EVEN THOUGH NO ONE'S KEY'S
OPENED MY LOCK YET.
555
00:26:23,052 --> 00:26:25,920
- WANNA TRY IT?
- YES, I WILL...
556
00:26:26,022 --> 00:26:27,888
GIVE THAT A SHOT...
557
00:26:27,990 --> 00:26:29,757
AND SEE...
558
00:26:29,859 --> 00:26:30,858
YEAH...NO.
559
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,259
IT'S JUST-- HANG ON.
560
00:26:32,361 --> 00:26:33,660
- NO.
- NO.
561
00:26:33,763 --> 00:26:34,995
I DON'T THINK
IT'S GONNA WORK.
562
00:26:35,098 --> 00:26:36,797
YEP. NO.
563
00:26:36,899 --> 00:26:39,433
HAVE YOU TWO TRIED?
564
00:26:39,535 --> 00:26:41,235
- NO.
- NO, WE HAVEN'T, ACTUALLY.
565
00:26:41,337 --> 00:26:42,903
- WE DIDN'T--
- COME ON.
566
00:26:43,005 --> 00:26:44,271
DON'T BE-- DON'T BE SHY.
567
00:26:44,373 --> 00:26:47,174
- OKAY.
- WANNA...GIVE IT A SHOT?
568
00:26:47,276 --> 00:26:48,508
LET'S SEE.
569
00:26:48,611 --> 00:26:50,111
AND...
570
00:26:50,213 --> 00:26:51,178
- [click]
- [gasps]
571
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,813
- IT FITS!
- OKAY.
572
00:26:52,915 --> 00:26:55,149
WHOO! EVERYONE, WE HAVE
OUR FIRST FITTING COUPLE!
573
00:26:55,251 --> 00:26:56,884
HA HA!
PICTURE TIME.
574
00:26:56,986 --> 00:26:58,953
- OKAY.
- IT'S THE RULES.
575
00:26:59,055 --> 00:27:01,155
- YEP.
- CLOSER.
576
00:27:01,257 --> 00:27:04,125
- WOW.
- CLOSER, CLOSER.
577
00:27:04,227 --> 00:27:05,860
BIGGER SMILES, YOU TWO!
578
00:27:05,962 --> 00:27:07,628
OKAY.
579
00:27:07,730 --> 00:27:09,463
EXCELLENT.
580
00:27:09,565 --> 00:27:11,165
ABBY WILL EMAIL IT
TO YOU BOTH.
581
00:27:11,267 --> 00:27:12,532
- OKAY.
- JUST MAKE SURE I GET
582
00:27:12,635 --> 00:27:13,901
YOUR EMAIL ADDRESSES
BEFORE YOU LEAVE.
583
00:27:14,003 --> 00:27:15,970
- WILL DO.
- OKAY, GANG.
584
00:27:16,072 --> 00:27:18,538
LET'S SEE WHO ELSE
IS MEANT FOR EACH OTHER.
585
00:27:20,643 --> 00:27:23,911
- OKAY. SO WHAT NOW?
- PIE?
586
00:27:24,013 --> 00:27:25,345
WE SHOULD HAVE PIE,
SHOULDN'T WE?
587
00:27:25,447 --> 00:27:26,713
NO ONE'S GONNA EAT OUR PIE.
588
00:27:26,816 --> 00:27:29,150
WE SHOULD AT LEAST
HAVE A SLICE, RIGHT?
589
00:27:29,252 --> 00:27:32,153
YEAH, ACTUALLY,
I'M GONNA...TAKE OFF.
590
00:27:32,255 --> 00:27:36,757
BUT YOU SHOULD STICK AROUND
AND GET TO KNOW CHLOE.
591
00:27:36,859 --> 00:27:39,626
WELL, IN THAT CASE, CHARLEY,
IT WAS A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU.
592
00:27:39,728 --> 00:27:42,729
IT WAS.
BUT IT WA-- IT WAS NICE.
593
00:27:42,832 --> 00:27:45,766
YOU SEEM LIKE A...
A GOOD GUY, BEN.
594
00:27:45,868 --> 00:27:49,203
SO, UM...HERE.
595
00:27:49,305 --> 00:27:51,371
STAY THAT WAY.
596
00:27:51,473 --> 00:27:52,773
THANK YOU.
597
00:28:02,656 --> 00:28:05,023
HEY, YOU.
598
00:28:05,125 --> 00:28:06,958
- DID YOU HAVE FUN?
- WE PLAYED GUITAR HERO
599
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:08,593
AND HAD THREE DIFFERENT
KINDS OF PIZZAS.
600
00:28:08,695 --> 00:28:09,895
WOW.
601
00:28:09,997 --> 00:28:11,362
- HEY, GUYS.
- COME ON!
602
00:28:11,464 --> 00:28:14,232
- THANKS FOR THE ASSIST, VAL.
- OH, HONEY,
603
00:28:14,334 --> 00:28:16,601
ANYTHING TO GET YOUR LOVE
LIFE OUT OF NEUTRAL.
604
00:28:16,703 --> 00:28:18,937
- MM.
- SO HOW WAS THE LITTLE SOIREE?
605
00:28:19,039 --> 00:28:20,872
NOT SO LITTLE.
606
00:28:20,974 --> 00:28:22,440
IT WAS A SINGLES PARTY
607
00:28:22,542 --> 00:28:24,575
FOR 300 OF CHLOE'S
CLOSEST FRIENDS.
608
00:28:24,678 --> 00:28:27,279
- OH! HA HA!
- SO BASICALLY, IT WAS TORTURE.
609
00:28:27,380 --> 00:28:30,215
THOUGH THERE WAS
THIS LOCK AND KEY THEME,
610
00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:33,351
WHICH I GUESS
WAS AN OKAY ICEBREAKER.
611
00:28:33,453 --> 00:28:36,288
ANYBODY OKAY
BREAK YOUR ICE?
612
00:28:36,389 --> 00:28:39,224
NO, NOT REALLY.
613
00:28:39,326 --> 00:28:42,527
CHARLEY...
614
00:28:42,629 --> 00:28:45,897
WELL, THERE WAS
THIS ONE GUY, BEN,
615
00:28:45,999 --> 00:28:48,666
BUT HE'S ALL GAGA
FOR CHLOE, SO...
616
00:28:48,768 --> 00:28:50,969
AT LEAST YOU MET
ONCE DECENT GUY.
617
00:28:51,071 --> 00:28:52,938
- THAT SHOULD GIVE YOU HOPE.
- MM-HMM.
618
00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,806
WELL, THERE'S ALWAYS
YOUR EMAIL FELLA.
619
00:28:54,908 --> 00:28:56,474
YES.
620
00:28:56,576 --> 00:28:58,343
[laughs]
BOYS, COME ON.
621
00:28:58,445 --> 00:29:00,745
MOM?
MOM, I DON'T WANNA GO.
622
00:29:00,848 --> 00:29:04,182
- CAN WE STAY A LITTLE LONGER?
- THANKS AGAIN.
623
00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:06,684
MY PLEASURE.
SEE YOU LATER.
624
00:29:21,568 --> 00:29:23,235
[chuckles]
625
00:29:25,873 --> 00:29:28,539
[thinking]
WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?
626
00:29:29,877 --> 00:29:31,576
[electronic tone]
627
00:29:40,487 --> 00:29:44,655
BIG PARTY.
628
00:29:46,559 --> 00:29:48,493
[electronic tone]
629
00:29:48,595 --> 00:29:51,930
WELL, DID YOU MEET
ANYONE INTERESTING?
630
00:29:55,835 --> 00:29:59,104
I'LL NEVER...
631
00:29:59,206 --> 00:30:00,671
TELL.
632
00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:06,378
WELL, I'LL TAKE THAT
AS A "YES."
633
00:30:06,479 --> 00:30:09,014
WHATEVER. YOU KNOW MEN.
THEY NEVER CALL...
634
00:30:09,116 --> 00:30:10,315
JUST EMAIL.
635
00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:12,384
MAYBE...
636
00:30:12,485 --> 00:30:14,920
YOU'LL BE SURPRISED.
637
00:30:16,189 --> 00:30:19,757
[telephone rings]
638
00:30:19,859 --> 00:30:21,526
GAME 1.
639
00:30:21,628 --> 00:30:23,328
- CHLOE?
- NO, THIS IS CHARLEY.
640
00:30:23,430 --> 00:30:25,096
CHLOE'S IN A MEETING.
CAN I TAKE A MESSAGE?
641
00:30:25,198 --> 00:30:27,799
CHARLEY AS IN...
"I BROUGHT A PIE" CHARLEY?
642
00:30:27,901 --> 00:30:28,800
BEN?
643
00:30:28,902 --> 00:30:30,435
[laughs]
HEY.
644
00:30:30,537 --> 00:30:32,603
I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU
WERE CHLOE'S ASSISTANT.
645
00:30:32,705 --> 00:30:35,106
I'M NOT.
I'M JUST COVERING HER PHONE.
646
00:30:38,178 --> 00:30:39,744
[ahem] IF YOU'LL
EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT,
647
00:30:39,846 --> 00:30:42,414
I'M JUST GONNA PRY MY FOOT
RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH.
648
00:30:42,515 --> 00:30:44,249
SURE. GO RIGHT AHEAD.
649
00:30:47,654 --> 00:30:49,454
OKAY. I'M BACK.
650
00:30:51,291 --> 00:30:53,992
SO WHAT DID I MISS
AFTER I LEFT THE PARTY?
651
00:30:54,094 --> 00:30:56,828
JUST MORE
OF MY WITTY REPARTEE.
652
00:30:56,930 --> 00:30:58,363
ANY DRUNKEN SINGING?
653
00:30:58,465 --> 00:31:01,399
UNFORTUNATELY NOT.
I SWITCHED TO 7UP MIDSTREAM.
654
00:31:01,501 --> 00:31:05,736
SEE? AND I WAS SURE YOU'D
END UP TAKING REQUESTS.
655
00:31:05,839 --> 00:31:08,739
SO THAT'S WHY
YOU LEFT, HUH?
656
00:31:08,842 --> 00:31:11,176
UH...WELL, I'LL TELL CHLOE
YOU CALLED.
657
00:31:11,278 --> 00:31:12,944
DOES SHE HAVE YOUR NUMBER?
658
00:31:13,046 --> 00:31:15,046
I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU
RIGHT NOW.
659
00:31:15,148 --> 00:31:19,851
IT IS AREA CODE
323-555-0184.
660
00:31:19,953 --> 00:31:21,552
GOT IT.
661
00:31:21,654 --> 00:31:23,588
I'LL TALK TO YOU SOON,
CHARLEY.
662
00:31:23,690 --> 00:31:26,724
YEAH, MEN, THEY SAY THEY'LL CALL,
AND THEY NEVER DO.
663
00:31:29,762 --> 00:31:30,962
TAKE CARE, CHARLEY.
664
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,066
CHARLEY.
665
00:31:38,238 --> 00:31:39,871
CHARLEY, SIT DOWN.
666
00:31:39,973 --> 00:31:42,073
IS SOMETHING WRONG?
667
00:31:42,175 --> 00:31:44,609
I'VE BEEN OFFERED A JOB
IN CHICAGO.
668
00:31:44,711 --> 00:31:47,212
CHICAGO?
WHAT KIND OF JOB?
669
00:31:47,314 --> 00:31:49,847
VP OF MARKETING
FOR ARGOMONT HOTELS.
670
00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,983
OH, MY GOSH!
671
00:31:52,085 --> 00:31:54,052
WHAT'D YOU SAY?
672
00:31:54,154 --> 00:31:55,620
I SAID YES.
673
00:31:55,722 --> 00:32:00,591
- I LEAVE IN A MONTH.
- OH, VAL, CONGRATULATIONS.
674
00:32:00,693 --> 00:32:02,827
I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS.
675
00:32:02,929 --> 00:32:04,329
OH, CHARLEY.
676
00:32:04,431 --> 00:32:05,563
NO...
677
00:32:05,665 --> 00:32:06,564
SORRY.
678
00:32:06,666 --> 00:32:08,699
SORRY, UH...
679
00:32:08,801 --> 00:32:12,437
IT'S JUST...
680
00:32:12,539 --> 00:32:15,173
WHO AM I GONNA...
681
00:32:15,275 --> 00:32:18,109
COOK MY FAMOUS
PESTO LASAGNA FOR?
682
00:32:19,879 --> 00:32:22,547
AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH
LUKE LOVES THE BOYS AND--
683
00:32:22,649 --> 00:32:24,449
IF I HAVE ANYTHING
TO SAY ABOUT THIS,
684
00:32:24,551 --> 00:32:26,518
YOU'RE NOT LOSING A FRIEND--
YOU'RE GAINING A PROMOTION.
685
00:32:26,619 --> 00:32:29,820
I'M GONNA TALK TO JIM
ABOUT YOU THIS AFTERNOON.
686
00:32:29,923 --> 00:32:31,789
JIM STILL THINKS
I'M AN ASSISTANT.
687
00:32:31,891 --> 00:32:33,691
JIM THINKS EVERY WOMAN'S
AN ASSISTANT.
688
00:32:33,793 --> 00:32:35,693
- [laughs]
- YOU KNOW MORE
689
00:32:35,795 --> 00:32:37,895
THAN ANYBODY OUT THERE,
INCLUDING JIM.
690
00:32:37,997 --> 00:32:39,330
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT!
691
00:32:39,433 --> 00:32:41,332
I CAN'T PROMISE ANYTHING,
692
00:32:41,435 --> 00:32:43,634
BUT I'M GONNA DO
MY BEST SALES JOB.
693
00:32:43,736 --> 00:32:45,303
YOU'RE AMAZING.
694
00:32:45,405 --> 00:32:46,704
MM-HMM.
695
00:32:46,806 --> 00:32:48,206
BUT WHAT DO YOU THINK
THE CHANCES
696
00:32:48,308 --> 00:32:49,307
OF THAT REALLY
HAPPENING ARE?
697
00:32:49,409 --> 00:32:52,310
WHAT IS MEANT TO BE
WILL BE.
698
00:33:09,929 --> 00:33:10,795
[cell phone thuds]
699
00:33:10,897 --> 00:33:12,464
NOTHING.
700
00:33:15,202 --> 00:33:16,201
- [elevator bell dings]
- AH!
701
00:33:16,303 --> 00:33:17,868
AH!
702
00:33:17,971 --> 00:33:19,370
SORRY.
703
00:33:19,473 --> 00:33:21,038
I DIDN'T WANT TO WAIT
FOR THE ELEVATOR,
704
00:33:21,141 --> 00:33:22,574
AND I'M LATE ENOUGH
AS IT IS.
705
00:33:22,675 --> 00:33:23,808
OH. NO WORRIES.
706
00:33:23,910 --> 00:33:25,443
HEY, WORK PERK ALERT.
707
00:33:25,545 --> 00:33:27,078
I HAVE FLOOR SEATS
TO TONIGHT'S GAME.
708
00:33:27,180 --> 00:33:28,713
WANNA GO WITH?
709
00:33:28,815 --> 00:33:30,448
UH, NO, I ACTUALLY HAVE
A DATE WITH LUKE TONIGHT.
710
00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,283
MM. DARN.
711
00:33:32,385 --> 00:33:34,152
EVERYONE I'VE ASKED IS BUSY.
712
00:33:34,254 --> 00:33:35,953
I WAS REALLY HOPING
FOR A FUN NIGHT OUT.
713
00:33:36,055 --> 00:33:38,556
WELL, WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE BEN?
714
00:33:39,726 --> 00:33:40,992
BEN...
715
00:33:41,094 --> 00:33:43,161
BEN! OH, YEAH.
716
00:33:43,263 --> 00:33:45,796
I FORGOT TO CALL HIM BACK.
MY BAD.
717
00:33:45,898 --> 00:33:48,133
YOU CAN MAKE AMENDS
WITH BASKETBALL TICKETS.
718
00:33:48,235 --> 00:33:49,434
[elevator bell dings]
719
00:34:04,083 --> 00:34:06,751
HELLO...LUKE.
720
00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:09,854
UM...
721
00:34:09,956 --> 00:34:11,222
DO YOU WORK HERE?
722
00:34:11,324 --> 00:34:12,890
I'M SEVEN.
723
00:34:12,992 --> 00:34:15,593
- THAT'S IT?
- MM-HMM.
724
00:34:15,695 --> 00:34:18,229
YEAH, THAT'S...PROBABLY NOT
ENOUGH TO WORK HERE, IS IT?
725
00:34:18,331 --> 00:34:19,964
WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW
726
00:34:20,066 --> 00:34:21,533
WHERE I COULD FIND
CHLOE ANDERSON?
727
00:34:21,635 --> 00:34:24,402
EVERYONE
IS IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
728
00:34:27,274 --> 00:34:29,106
WHOA!
729
00:34:29,209 --> 00:34:30,908
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
WHAT IS THAT?
730
00:34:31,010 --> 00:34:32,544
MYSTERY SITE.
731
00:34:32,646 --> 00:34:33,844
LIKE THE PLACE
MYSTERY SITE?
732
00:34:33,946 --> 00:34:35,580
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN THERE?
733
00:34:35,682 --> 00:34:37,748
UNFORTUNATELY,
I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE.
734
00:34:37,850 --> 00:34:39,450
THERE WAS ONE A FEW HOURS
FROM WHERE I GREW UP.
735
00:34:39,553 --> 00:34:42,287
I NEVER GOT TO GO.
SUPPOSED TO BE AMAZING, THOUGH.
736
00:34:42,389 --> 00:34:46,090
LIKE BALLS ROLL UPHILL,
CARS MOVE WITHOUT BEING STARTED.
737
00:34:46,193 --> 00:34:47,325
- LIKE THAT SORTA STUFF.
- NO WAY!
738
00:34:47,427 --> 00:34:49,460
- YES WAY.
- HOW DO THEY DO IT?
739
00:34:49,563 --> 00:34:52,397
SEE, THAT'S...THE MYSTERY.
THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT COOL.
740
00:34:52,499 --> 00:34:53,531
- YEAH.
- IT'S A MYSTERY.
741
00:34:53,633 --> 00:34:55,132
MM-HMM.
742
00:34:55,235 --> 00:34:57,702
MY MOM WAS SUPPOSED TO
TAKE ME THERE LAST SUMMER.
743
00:34:57,804 --> 00:34:59,537
BUT THEN I GOT CHICKENPOX.
744
00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:01,138
OOH, CHICKEN POX?
745
00:35:01,241 --> 00:35:02,940
AND HE'S BEEN OBSESSED
WITH THE PLACE
746
00:35:03,042 --> 00:35:05,476
SINCE WE SAW THE BUMPER
STICKER FOR IT LAST YEAR.
747
00:35:05,579 --> 00:35:07,478
NOW IT'S LIKE
HIS HOLY GRAIL.
748
00:35:07,581 --> 00:35:08,546
HELLO, CHARLEY.
749
00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:09,780
HI, BEN.
750
00:35:09,882 --> 00:35:11,249
SO THAT LITTLE DUDE
IS YOURS?
751
00:35:11,351 --> 00:35:13,651
YEAH, JUST FOR THE LAST
SEVEN YEARS,
752
00:35:13,753 --> 00:35:15,353
SO I THINK I'LL KEEP HIM.
753
00:35:15,455 --> 00:35:17,388
AH. GOOD IDEA.
754
00:35:17,490 --> 00:35:19,524
MOM. I CAN HEAR YOU.
755
00:35:19,626 --> 00:35:21,326
I KNOW YOU CAN.
756
00:35:21,428 --> 00:35:24,596
SHE PROMISED TO TAKE ME
TO MYSTERY SITE THIS SUMMER.
757
00:35:24,698 --> 00:35:25,763
YOU WANNA COME?
758
00:35:25,865 --> 00:35:26,997
[laughs]
759
00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:28,633
YEAH!
760
00:35:28,735 --> 00:35:31,236
[laughing] YEAH, I'LL GO
TO MYSTERY SITE WITH YOU.
761
00:35:31,338 --> 00:35:33,238
OF COURSE! YEAH.
I'VE NEVER BEEN.
762
00:35:35,609 --> 00:35:36,974
HERE. AS A REMINDER.
763
00:35:37,076 --> 00:35:38,543
- OKAY.
- YOU'LL LET ME KEEP THIS?
764
00:35:38,645 --> 00:35:40,311
- MM-HMM.
- SERIOUS?
765
00:35:40,413 --> 00:35:41,446
- MM-HMM.
- OKAY.
766
00:35:41,548 --> 00:35:43,314
SWEET, DUDE.
767
00:35:43,416 --> 00:35:46,016
RIGHT ON!
768
00:35:46,119 --> 00:35:47,485
- THANK YOU, MAN!
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
769
00:35:47,587 --> 00:35:51,389
MOM, CAN I GO PHOTOCOPY
MY BUTT?
770
00:35:51,491 --> 00:35:53,391
HANDS ONLY, BUSTER.
771
00:35:53,493 --> 00:35:54,992
OKAY.
772
00:35:55,094 --> 00:35:56,761
YEAH, THAT LIGHT'LL
BURN YOUR BUTT.
773
00:35:56,863 --> 00:35:57,928
- I TRIED THAT.
- [laughs]
774
00:35:58,030 --> 00:36:00,064
UH, YOU KNOW,
775
00:36:00,166 --> 00:36:02,467
YOU MIGHT NOT WANNA MENTION
THE MYSTERY SITE AGAIN
776
00:36:02,569 --> 00:36:03,834
OR HE'LL BE ALL OVER YOU.
777
00:36:03,936 --> 00:36:05,836
HE NEVER FORGETS A THING.
778
00:36:05,938 --> 00:36:07,372
THAT'S OKAY.
NEITHER DO I.
779
00:36:07,474 --> 00:36:08,606
[laughs]
780
00:36:08,708 --> 00:36:11,142
OH, AND I BELIEVE
SOMEONE OWES ME
781
00:36:11,244 --> 00:36:13,210
A CHORUS OF DUSTY
SPRINGFIELD.
782
00:36:13,313 --> 00:36:14,779
BE CAREFUL
WHAT YOU WISH FOR.
783
00:36:14,881 --> 00:36:17,448
BECAUSE I MAY BUST THAT OUT
AT ANY GIVEN MOMENT
784
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:18,849
AND HUMILIATE MYSELF.
785
00:36:18,951 --> 00:36:21,819
WHY DO I ALWAYS FIND
YOU TWO TOGETHER?
786
00:36:21,921 --> 00:36:24,889
- READY FOR SOME HOOP ACTION?
- UH, I AM READY.
787
00:36:24,991 --> 00:36:26,691
YEAH? ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GO.
788
00:36:26,793 --> 00:36:28,459
- HAVE FUN, GUYS.
- OKAY. THANKS.
789
00:36:28,561 --> 00:36:30,194
BYE.
Chloe: BYE!
790
00:36:32,699 --> 00:36:37,234
LUKE! COME ON.
IT'S TIME TO GO.
791
00:37:15,403 --> 00:37:18,103
THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST GAMES
I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME.
792
00:37:18,206 --> 00:37:19,438
THANK YOU VERY MUCH
FOR INVITING ME.
793
00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:20,973
OF COURSE.
794
00:37:21,075 --> 00:37:22,508
HEY, BEN,
YOU TWO READY TO ORDER?
795
00:37:22,610 --> 00:37:25,010
- MM.
- I JUST CAN'T DECIDE.
796
00:37:25,112 --> 00:37:26,412
IT'S JUST...MMM.
797
00:37:26,514 --> 00:37:28,914
SHALL I ORDER FOR US?
798
00:37:29,016 --> 00:37:31,217
SURE. LET'S SEE
HOW PSYCHIC YOU ARE.
799
00:37:31,319 --> 00:37:34,287
OKAY.
800
00:37:34,389 --> 00:37:37,823
LINGUINI AND CHICKEN
WITH EXTRA PESTO SAUCE.
801
00:37:37,925 --> 00:37:40,493
YUM. PESTO.
802
00:37:40,595 --> 00:37:42,795
UM...BUT NO LINGUINI.
JUST THE CHICKEN.
803
00:37:42,897 --> 00:37:45,531
LIGHT ON THE PESTO
AND EXTRA VEGGIES, PLEASE.
804
00:37:45,633 --> 00:37:46,999
THANKS.
805
00:37:47,101 --> 00:37:49,268
I'LL JUST HAVE IT
THE WAY IT COMES.
806
00:37:49,370 --> 00:37:51,003
- THANK YOU.
- I'M ON A NO-CARB KICK.
807
00:37:51,105 --> 00:37:52,838
TRYING TO GET BACK
INTO A SIZE 2.
808
00:37:52,940 --> 00:37:54,740
YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT YOU'RE
WORRIED ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT.
809
00:37:54,842 --> 00:37:56,442
- YOU'RE PERFECT.
- [chuckles]
810
00:37:56,544 --> 00:37:59,178
WHAT ELSE DO YOU THINK
YOU KNOW ABOUT ME?
811
00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:01,547
I SEE A CHLOE WHO'S
BRIGHT...
812
00:38:01,649 --> 00:38:03,182
UM, AMBITIOUS.
813
00:38:03,284 --> 00:38:04,684
VERY CAPABLE.
814
00:38:04,785 --> 00:38:07,353
BUT MOST LIKELY HAS HAD
SOME DOORS OPEN TO HER
815
00:38:07,455 --> 00:38:09,922
BECAUSE SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
816
00:38:10,024 --> 00:38:11,290
GO ON.
817
00:38:11,392 --> 00:38:12,925
I SEE A CHLOE
818
00:38:13,027 --> 00:38:14,960
THAT, DESPITE HER BEAUTY,
819
00:38:15,062 --> 00:38:16,229
GOOD FORTUNE,
AND NUMEROUS FRIENDS,
820
00:38:16,331 --> 00:38:18,797
AT THE END OF THE DAY...
821
00:38:18,899 --> 00:38:21,267
AT THE END OF THE DAY
JUST WANTS ONE THING,
822
00:38:21,369 --> 00:38:23,502
AND THAT'S...TRUE LOVE.
823
00:38:23,605 --> 00:38:25,938
BUT THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE
824
00:38:26,040 --> 00:38:28,708
IS A LITTLE MORE DIFFICULT TO
FIND THAN SHE WOULD HAVE THOUGHT
825
00:38:28,809 --> 00:38:31,477
BECAUSE MOST GUYS,
ESPECIALLY THE RIGHT GUYS,
826
00:38:31,579 --> 00:38:33,613
FIND HER TOO UNAPPROACHABLE,
827
00:38:33,715 --> 00:38:35,814
TOO OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE,
SO MUCH SO
828
00:38:35,916 --> 00:38:37,750
THAT I BET
THEY DON'T EVEN TRY.
829
00:38:39,687 --> 00:38:43,289
SO...SHE HAS DECIDED
TO THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX
830
00:38:43,391 --> 00:38:46,024
AND...
GIVE ROMANCE A TRY.
831
00:38:46,127 --> 00:38:50,062
SEE IF IT LEADS SOMEWHERE
NEW AND FULFILLING.
832
00:38:52,032 --> 00:38:54,900
- WAS I CLOSE?
- PRETTY GOOD.
833
00:38:55,002 --> 00:38:57,903
- YEAH?
- YEAH.
834
00:39:01,409 --> 00:39:02,742
IT'S WEIRD.
835
00:39:02,843 --> 00:39:04,677
IT'S LIKE...BEN KNOWS ME.
836
00:39:04,779 --> 00:39:06,612
LIKE HE'S LOOKED INTO
MY SOUL OR SOMETHING.
837
00:39:06,714 --> 00:39:08,481
WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
LIKE A SENSITIVE GUY.
838
00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:10,115
YEAH. FOR THE FIRST TIME,
839
00:39:10,217 --> 00:39:12,685
I FEEL LIKE I'VE MET A GUY
WHO LIKES ME FOR...
840
00:39:12,787 --> 00:39:14,052
WHAT'S IN HERE.
841
00:39:14,155 --> 00:39:15,954
YEAH, WELL,
SENSITIVE GUY OR NO,
842
00:39:16,056 --> 00:39:19,024
WHAT'S OUT HERE IS WHAT'S
DRIVING THAT BOY'S TRAIN.
843
00:39:19,126 --> 00:39:21,394
I DON'T KNOW, VAL.
THIS ONE MAY BE DIFFERENT.
844
00:39:27,368 --> 00:39:29,067
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
845
00:39:29,170 --> 00:39:32,037
HAVEN'T HEARD YOU MENTION
PHANTOM OF THE EMAIL RECENTLY.
846
00:39:32,139 --> 00:39:34,873
THAT'S BECAUSE HE...
STOPPED EMAILING.
847
00:39:34,975 --> 00:39:37,677
MAYBE HE'S BUSY.
OR OUT OF TOWN?
848
00:39:37,779 --> 00:39:39,244
MAYBE IT'S YOUR TURN
TO EMAIL HIM,
849
00:39:39,347 --> 00:39:40,613
AND HE'S WAITING ON YOU.
850
00:39:40,715 --> 00:39:43,248
OH, COME ON,
LET'S FACE IT, VAL.
851
00:39:43,351 --> 00:39:44,717
IT'S CRAZY.
852
00:39:44,819 --> 00:39:46,952
I'VE BEEN HAVING FEELINGS
FOR A GUY
853
00:39:47,054 --> 00:39:48,887
I'VE NEVER EVEN MET,
854
00:39:48,989 --> 00:39:52,525
KNOW NOTHING ABOUT,
WHO COULD BE ABSOLUTELY ANYBODY.
855
00:39:52,627 --> 00:39:54,493
AND I HAVE A CHILD
TO THINK ABOUT.
856
00:39:54,595 --> 00:39:57,430
I CAN'T BE BRINGING
STRANGE MEN INTO HIS LIFE.
857
00:39:57,532 --> 00:39:59,164
THAT HASN'T EXACTLY
BEEN A PROBLEM.
858
00:39:59,266 --> 00:40:01,133
WHATEVER.
859
00:40:01,235 --> 00:40:03,669
I'M BREAKING IT OFF
WITH ARTBOY RIGHT NOW.
860
00:40:17,084 --> 00:40:19,785
I'VE MET SOMEONE.
861
00:40:23,924 --> 00:40:25,924
COLIN, CHECK THIS OUT.
862
00:40:26,026 --> 00:40:28,694
YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HEAR THIS.
IT'S FROM C ANDERSON.
863
00:40:28,796 --> 00:40:30,830
"DEAR ARTBOY, I'VE ENJOYED
GETTING TO KNOW YOU,
864
00:40:30,931 --> 00:40:32,598
"BUT I NEED TO MOVE ON.
865
00:40:32,700 --> 00:40:35,968
"I MET SOMEONE REAL,
SOMEONE I LIKE,
866
00:40:36,070 --> 00:40:37,837
"THAT GUY FROM THE PARTY
I MENTIONED,
867
00:40:37,938 --> 00:40:40,406
"AND I THINK IT'S BEST IF I
JUST FOCUS ON HIM RIGHT NOW.
868
00:40:40,508 --> 00:40:44,810
I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND.
ALL THE BEST. C."
869
00:40:44,912 --> 00:40:46,545
SHE LIKES ME.
870
00:40:46,647 --> 00:40:48,881
SHE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE
ANYBODY ELSE.
871
00:40:48,983 --> 00:40:51,851
CONGRATS, BRO.
YOU'RE IN.
872
00:40:56,758 --> 00:40:59,258
"I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.
HE SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT GUY.
873
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,026
"GO FOR IT!
874
00:41:01,128 --> 00:41:03,095
GOOD LUCK, C."
875
00:41:10,037 --> 00:41:13,171
BEN JUST CALLED.
SUDDENLY ALL EXCITED.
876
00:41:13,274 --> 00:41:15,641
WANTS TO TAKE ME AWAY TO
JOSHUA TREE FOR THE WEEKEND.
877
00:41:15,743 --> 00:41:18,644
OH. IT'S A MAGICAL PLACE.
YOU'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME.
878
00:41:18,746 --> 00:41:20,679
WHAT'S THERE, EXACTLY?
879
00:41:20,782 --> 00:41:22,147
WELL, IT'S A PARK
IN THE DESERT
880
00:41:22,249 --> 00:41:25,451
WITH CACTUS, WILD FLOWERS,
881
00:41:25,553 --> 00:41:26,985
BEAUTIFUL JOSHUA TREES.
882
00:41:27,087 --> 00:41:28,854
STARRY NIGHTS.
883
00:41:28,956 --> 00:41:30,355
HUH.
884
00:41:30,458 --> 00:41:32,625
MAYBE WE'LL STOP AT THE
OUTLETS ON THE WAY THERE.
885
00:41:32,727 --> 00:41:34,192
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
886
00:41:34,295 --> 00:41:35,628
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FOR THE WEEKEND?
887
00:41:35,730 --> 00:41:38,931
ARE YOU FINALLY MEETING
YOUR SECRET ADMIRER?
888
00:41:39,033 --> 00:41:40,633
HARDLY.
889
00:41:40,735 --> 00:41:42,401
I JUST E-DUMPED HIM.
890
00:41:42,503 --> 00:41:45,604
I HAVE LOTS OF GUYS
I CAN FIX YOU UP WITH.
891
00:41:45,706 --> 00:41:47,473
ASIDE FROM THE ONES
AT THE PARTY.
892
00:41:47,575 --> 00:41:50,075
NO. I'M NO GOOD
ON BLIND DATES.
893
00:41:50,177 --> 00:41:51,944
WELL, HOW DO YOU EXPECT
TO MEET SOMEONE?
894
00:41:52,046 --> 00:41:54,713
THE INTERNET?
[laughs]
895
00:41:54,816 --> 00:41:56,482
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
WE'LL GO ON A DOUBLE DATE.
896
00:41:56,584 --> 00:41:57,917
ME AND BEN.
897
00:41:58,018 --> 00:42:00,052
YOU AND...
SOMEONE FAB I COME UP WITH.
898
00:42:00,154 --> 00:42:01,687
UM...BUT THERE'S
JUST ONE THING.
899
00:42:01,789 --> 00:42:03,823
IF YOU'RE GONNA JUMP BACK
INTO THE DATING POOL,
900
00:42:03,925 --> 00:42:07,125
YOU MAY NEED A LITTLE BIT
OF A...VISUAL REBOOT.
901
00:42:07,227 --> 00:42:08,828
WHAT?
902
00:42:08,930 --> 00:42:10,729
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
AFTER WORK?
903
00:42:12,567 --> 00:42:15,968
♪ BA BA DA BA BA BA BA
904
00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:19,237
♪ BA BA DA BA
905
00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:24,042
♪ BA BA DA
BA BA BA DA ♪
906
00:42:26,146 --> 00:42:28,981
[music continues]
907
00:42:29,083 --> 00:42:36,889
♪
908
00:42:44,899 --> 00:42:46,866
JIM.
YOU REMEMBER CHARLEY.
909
00:42:50,337 --> 00:42:52,070
WOW.
910
00:42:52,172 --> 00:42:55,674
THIS IS THE GREATEST COMEBACK SINCE THE
'69 METS.
911
00:42:57,211 --> 00:42:59,612
[giggling]
912
00:43:01,916 --> 00:43:03,482
UH, CHLOE.
913
00:43:03,584 --> 00:43:05,484
GONNA INTRODUCE ME
TO YOUR F--
914
00:43:08,422 --> 00:43:09,655
CHARLEY.
915
00:43:09,757 --> 00:43:10,689
WOW.
[laughs]
916
00:43:10,791 --> 00:43:12,525
I MEAN, THIS IS
UNBELIEVABLE.
917
00:43:12,627 --> 00:43:13,826
IS THAT A COMPLIMENT?
918
00:43:13,928 --> 00:43:15,528
- UH--
- I MEAN, IF YOU WANT IT TO BE.
919
00:43:15,630 --> 00:43:16,829
OF COURSE SHE DOES.
920
00:43:16,931 --> 00:43:18,797
OH, MY GOSH!
CHARLEY!
921
00:43:18,900 --> 00:43:20,265
VA-VA-VOOM!
922
00:43:20,367 --> 00:43:22,234
IT WAS ALL CHLOE.
SHE'S A MAKEOVER QUEEN.
923
00:43:22,336 --> 00:43:25,070
OH, NO, DON'T LISTEN TO HER.
SHE'S GOT THE GOODS.
924
00:43:25,172 --> 00:43:26,438
OKAY, CHLOE, I'M NEXT.
925
00:43:26,541 --> 00:43:28,607
YOU KNOW WHAT?
926
00:43:28,709 --> 00:43:30,776
OPERATION CHARLEY GOES
DATING STARTS IMMEDIATELY.
927
00:43:30,878 --> 00:43:32,912
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TOMORROW NIGHT?
928
00:43:37,184 --> 00:43:38,784
MOM, YOU LOOK PRETTY.
929
00:43:38,886 --> 00:43:40,753
I'M GLAD YOU DID A DO-OVER.
930
00:43:40,855 --> 00:43:42,154
[laughs]
IT'S A MAKEOVER.
931
00:43:42,256 --> 00:43:43,522
AND THANK YOU, HONEY.
932
00:43:43,624 --> 00:43:45,591
YOU KNOW WHAT?
933
00:43:45,693 --> 00:43:47,593
I'M STARTING TO FEEL
KIND OF PRETTY.
934
00:43:47,695 --> 00:43:49,528
ARE YOU GONNA
BRING ME HOME A NEW DAD?
935
00:43:49,630 --> 00:43:51,163
I'M GOIN' ON A DATE,
936
00:43:51,265 --> 00:43:52,531
NOT A SHOPPING SPREE.
937
00:43:52,633 --> 00:43:55,434
HMM. THAT'S TOO BAD.
938
00:43:55,536 --> 00:43:57,036
HEY.
939
00:43:57,137 --> 00:43:58,804
YOU KNOW WHAT?
940
00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:01,239
ONE DAY,
YOU MIGHT HAVE ANOTHER DAD.
941
00:44:01,341 --> 00:44:04,710
BUT FOR RIGHT NOW,
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
942
00:44:04,812 --> 00:44:07,446
IS THAT I LOVE YOU
VERY, VERY MUCH, OKAY?
943
00:44:07,548 --> 00:44:08,547
I KNOW, MOM.
944
00:44:08,649 --> 00:44:09,848
AND THIS TIME,
945
00:44:09,951 --> 00:44:11,650
NO TYING UP THE BABYSITTER.
946
00:44:11,752 --> 00:44:13,485
- OKAY.
- SHE'S OLD.
947
00:44:13,588 --> 00:44:15,320
CHARLEY, THIS IS GABE.
948
00:44:15,422 --> 00:44:16,589
HI, GABE.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
949
00:44:16,691 --> 00:44:18,457
HEY. CHLOE'S TOLD ME
ALL ABOUT YOU.
950
00:44:18,559 --> 00:44:19,692
BUT I SHOWED UP ANYWAY.
951
00:44:19,794 --> 00:44:22,027
[both laughing]
952
00:44:22,129 --> 00:44:23,963
CHARLEY,
GABE'S GOT A WICKED SENSE OF HUMOR.
953
00:44:24,065 --> 00:44:25,097
HEY, EVERYBODY.
954
00:44:25,199 --> 00:44:27,866
I AM SO SORRY THAT I AM
LATE.
955
00:44:27,969 --> 00:44:29,735
HI.
956
00:44:29,837 --> 00:44:31,369
CHARLEY, YOU LOOK...
957
00:44:31,472 --> 00:44:32,605
AMAZING.
958
00:44:32,707 --> 00:44:34,339
CHLOE SAID THAT YOU HAD
A MAKEOVER--
959
00:44:34,441 --> 00:44:35,641
- UM-- [ahem]
- EXAM.
960
00:44:36,644 --> 00:44:38,944
AT WORK.
SO...
961
00:44:39,046 --> 00:44:40,646
- HEY, I'M BEN.
- GABE.
962
00:44:40,748 --> 00:44:42,615
NICE TO MEET YOU.
963
00:44:42,717 --> 00:44:45,784
I'M NOT SURE I LIKE THE WAY
YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT MY DATE.
964
00:44:47,989 --> 00:44:50,089
WOULD YOU RATHER
I LOOK AT YOU THAT WAY?
965
00:44:50,190 --> 00:44:51,957
AH...
966
00:44:52,059 --> 00:44:53,325
[laughter]
967
00:44:53,427 --> 00:44:55,794
I LOVE THIS GUY.
GIVE IT HERE.
968
00:44:57,197 --> 00:44:58,163
WHO'S HUNGRY?
969
00:44:58,265 --> 00:45:00,099
I AM.
970
00:45:02,069 --> 00:45:04,202
SEE, I NEVER GOT THE HANG
OF TWIRLING SPAGHETTI.
971
00:45:04,304 --> 00:45:05,904
- HOW ARE YOU DOING THAT?
- HMM...
972
00:45:06,007 --> 00:45:08,907
MOMENTO.
LET ME SHOW YOU THE MANNER
973
00:45:09,010 --> 00:45:10,509
FROM SICILY...
974
00:45:10,611 --> 00:45:11,810
HOW TO-A TWIRL THE
SPAGHETTI.
975
00:45:11,912 --> 00:45:13,311
FIRST YOU TAKE-A THE FORK
AND...
976
00:45:13,413 --> 00:45:16,181
AND YOU MAKE THE SWIRL
LIKE THIS.
977
00:45:16,283 --> 00:45:19,251
AND WHEN YOU HAVE THE PASTA
ON-A THE FORK
978
00:45:19,353 --> 00:45:21,286
AND AFTER THE TWIST
AND SWIRL...
979
00:45:21,388 --> 00:45:23,555
THEN YOU EAT!
980
00:45:25,526 --> 00:45:27,526
BRAVO.
981
00:45:27,628 --> 00:45:30,595
GABE, CHARLEY HAS THE MOST
ADORABLE SEVEN-YEAR-OLD SON.
982
00:45:30,698 --> 00:45:32,931
OH, YEAH?
WHAT'S HE DO FOR A LIVING?
983
00:45:33,034 --> 00:45:35,134
[chuckles]
984
00:45:35,235 --> 00:45:37,102
WELL...
985
00:45:37,204 --> 00:45:39,571
ACTUALLY,
LUKE, IN HIS MIND,
986
00:45:39,674 --> 00:45:41,439
PLAYS FOR THE DODGERS,
987
00:45:41,542 --> 00:45:43,942
BUT IN REALITY,
HE'S JUST LEARNING HOW TO THROW A BALL.
988
00:45:44,045 --> 00:45:45,944
NOT THAT I AM THE BEST
TEACHER, 'CAUSE I'M NOT.
989
00:45:46,047 --> 00:45:48,681
WELL, I'D OFFER TO HELP,
BUT I MAKE KIDS CRY.
990
00:45:48,783 --> 00:45:49,648
MOST ADULTS TOO.
991
00:45:49,750 --> 00:45:51,684
[laughs]
992
00:45:51,786 --> 00:45:54,920
CHARLEY, I'M ACTUALLY HAPPY
TO TEACH LUKE IF YOU'D LIKE.
993
00:45:55,022 --> 00:45:56,388
I WOULDN'T ASK YOU
TO DO THAT.
994
00:45:56,490 --> 00:45:57,956
NO. IT'S OKAY.
995
00:45:58,059 --> 00:46:01,026
YOU'RE KIDDING.
996
00:46:01,128 --> 00:46:02,661
- NO.
- REALLY?
997
00:46:02,763 --> 00:46:04,529
UM, WELL...
998
00:46:04,631 --> 00:46:08,266
WELL, IF IT'S OKAY, I'M...
I'M SURE HE'D LOVE IT.
999
00:46:08,368 --> 00:46:09,501
IT'S A DATE THEN.
1000
00:46:09,603 --> 00:46:10,969
WHAT A GUY!
1001
00:46:11,072 --> 00:46:13,205
OKAY, SO BEN'S A PRINCE.
WE GET IT.
1002
00:46:13,307 --> 00:46:14,639
- NOW CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME?
- MM...
1003
00:46:14,742 --> 00:46:16,709
YES. OF COURSE.
1004
00:46:16,811 --> 00:46:18,143
GABE, WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR A LIVING?
1005
00:46:18,245 --> 00:46:20,579
ME? I RUN A CHARM SCHOOL.
1006
00:46:20,681 --> 00:46:22,047
KIDDING.
1007
00:46:22,149 --> 00:46:25,084
[laughter]
1008
00:46:27,088 --> 00:46:28,854
AH, YEAH,
I'LL TAKE THE BREAD.
1009
00:46:35,029 --> 00:46:37,696
TONIGHT WASN'T SO BAD,
WAS IT?
1010
00:46:37,798 --> 00:46:41,767
NO. I'M NOT SURE GABE IS THE
RIGHT MATCH FOR CHARLEY,
1011
00:46:41,869 --> 00:46:43,135
- BUT...
- OH.
1012
00:46:43,237 --> 00:46:45,204
THAT WAS THE BEST I COULD DO
ON SHORT NOTICE.
1013
00:46:45,305 --> 00:46:47,706
ANYWAY, YOU GOTTA KISS
A BUNCH OF FROGS
1014
00:46:47,808 --> 00:46:51,977
BEFORE YOU MEET YOUR PRINCE.
1015
00:46:52,079 --> 00:46:53,879
BECAUSE YOU BELIEVE IN
TRUE LOVE, RIGHT?
1016
00:46:53,981 --> 00:46:56,348
I BELIEVE IN TRUE LUCK.
1017
00:46:56,450 --> 00:46:59,618
AT LEAST, THAT'S HOW LIFE'S
WORKED FOR ME, ANYWAY.
1018
00:46:59,720 --> 00:47:01,086
THE OTHER NIGHT AT DINNER
YOU SAID
1019
00:47:01,188 --> 00:47:02,888
YOU ONLY WANTED ONE THING.
1020
00:47:02,990 --> 00:47:04,823
YOU SAID THAT WAS TRUE LOVE.
1021
00:47:04,925 --> 00:47:06,759
NO. YOU SAID IT FOR ME.
1022
00:47:06,861 --> 00:47:08,727
BESIDES, JUST BECAUSE
I MAY WANT IT
1023
00:47:08,829 --> 00:47:11,730
DOESN'T MEAN I BELIEVE
IT ACTUALLY EXISTS.
1024
00:47:15,669 --> 00:47:18,570
THAT'S NOT VERY ROMANTIC
OF YOU.
1025
00:47:18,672 --> 00:47:21,173
NO.
1026
00:47:21,275 --> 00:47:23,541
BUT THIS IS.
1027
00:47:31,418 --> 00:47:34,219
- YEAH.
- YEAH.
1028
00:47:42,758 --> 00:47:45,826
SO CHARLEY'S DATING
RANDOM JERKS.
1029
00:47:45,928 --> 00:47:47,060
MAYBE I SHOULD BE
DATING HER.
1030
00:47:47,162 --> 00:47:48,995
[laughs]
1031
00:47:49,097 --> 00:47:51,798
YEAH, I DON'T THINK SO.
1032
00:47:51,900 --> 00:47:53,333
CHARLEY'S A GOOD GIRL,
YOU KNOW?
1033
00:47:53,435 --> 00:47:55,335
SHE'S NICE, SWEET, KIND.
1034
00:47:55,437 --> 00:47:58,404
SHE'S PRACTICALLY
A PERFECT WOMAN.
1035
00:47:58,507 --> 00:47:59,606
LAST THING
SHE NEEDS TO BE DOING
1036
00:47:59,708 --> 00:48:01,140
IS DATING A CYNIC LIKE YOU.
1037
00:48:01,242 --> 00:48:02,809
OFF THE BOARD.
1038
00:48:02,911 --> 00:48:04,277
UNBELIEVABLE.
1039
00:48:04,379 --> 00:48:06,312
WELL, MAYBE, UH...
SHE SHOULD BE DATIN'
1040
00:48:06,414 --> 00:48:07,614
SOMEONE LIKE, UM...
1041
00:48:07,716 --> 00:48:08,882
I DON'T KNOW, YOURSELF?
1042
00:48:08,984 --> 00:48:10,484
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?
1043
00:48:10,586 --> 00:48:12,552
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'RE
AWFULLY FOND OF A LADY
1044
00:48:12,654 --> 00:48:14,287
THAT YOU'RE NOT EVEN
ACTUALLY DATING.
1045
00:48:14,389 --> 00:48:16,756
I CAN HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND
A FRIEND AT THE SAME TIME.
1046
00:48:16,859 --> 00:48:18,692
NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
IT'S CALLED MULTITASKING.
1047
00:48:18,794 --> 00:48:20,259
- COME ON.
- IT'S CALLED BEING SOFT.
1048
00:48:20,362 --> 00:48:21,928
BUT ANYWAY,
HOW IS THE LOVELY CHLOE DOING?
1049
00:48:22,030 --> 00:48:25,398
SHE'S, UM...
1050
00:48:25,501 --> 00:48:27,133
SHE'S JUST RIDICULOUSLY HOT.
1051
00:48:27,235 --> 00:48:28,835
YOU KNOW?
THAT'S HOW SHE IS.
1052
00:48:28,937 --> 00:48:31,771
I JUST THINK SHE MIGHT HAVE
A PROBLEM SHARING IN PERSON.
1053
00:48:31,874 --> 00:48:33,439
YOU KNOW?
1054
00:48:33,542 --> 00:48:35,241
WHAT NOW?
1055
00:48:35,343 --> 00:48:37,010
AH...HO HO HO HO HO!
1056
00:48:37,112 --> 00:48:39,345
IT'S JUST LAST NIGHT
1057
00:48:39,447 --> 00:48:41,314
SHE HAD A COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT TAKE ON TRUE LOVE
1058
00:48:41,416 --> 00:48:43,149
THAN WHEN WE SPOKE ONLINE--
IT WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.
1059
00:48:43,251 --> 00:48:44,784
IT'S JUST...
IT'S JUST CONFUSING TO ME.
1060
00:48:44,887 --> 00:48:47,020
IT'S ONE THING TO SAY IT
ONLINE.
1061
00:48:47,122 --> 00:48:49,155
IT'S ANOTHER THING
TO SAY IT TO HER FACE.
1062
00:48:49,257 --> 00:48:51,491
FADE AWAY!
1063
00:48:51,593 --> 00:48:54,995
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
1064
00:49:01,970 --> 00:49:04,470
[crunching]
1065
00:49:04,573 --> 00:49:07,841
[TV murmurs quietly]
1066
00:49:38,674 --> 00:49:41,107
[chuckling quietly]
1067
00:49:53,188 --> 00:49:55,188
WE STAYED UP ALL NIGHT
SEARCHING FOR UFOs,
1068
00:49:55,290 --> 00:49:57,523
WHICH WAS KIND OF FUN
FOR THE FIRST HOUR,
1069
00:49:57,626 --> 00:49:59,059
THEN BECAME POINTLESS.
1070
00:50:00,629 --> 00:50:02,161
OH, BEN MADE A FIRE
WITH TWIGS.
1071
00:50:02,263 --> 00:50:04,530
HE'S SUCH A BOY SCOUT.
1072
00:50:04,633 --> 00:50:06,399
WE TOASTED MARSHMALLOWS.
1073
00:50:06,501 --> 00:50:09,202
THOUGH I MADE BEN
EAT MY MARSHMALLOWS,
1074
00:50:09,304 --> 00:50:10,804
'CAUSE I'M TOTALLY
OFF SUGAR NOW.
1075
00:50:10,906 --> 00:50:12,205
OH, MY FAVORITE PART.
1076
00:50:12,307 --> 00:50:14,941
WE STOPPED AT THE OUTLETS
ON THE WAY BACK.
1077
00:50:15,043 --> 00:50:17,010
[telephone rings]
1078
00:50:19,081 --> 00:50:21,180
BEN. HEY.
ARE YOUR EARS BURNING?
1079
00:50:21,282 --> 00:50:22,916
LUKE KEEPS ASKING ME
1080
00:50:23,018 --> 00:50:24,651
WHEN HE'S GONNA TEACH HIM
HOW TO THROW A HARD BALL.
1081
00:50:24,753 --> 00:50:25,885
DID YOU GET THAT?
1082
00:50:28,356 --> 00:50:29,623
OKAY, LET'S SEE
WHAT YOU GOT.
1083
00:50:29,725 --> 00:50:32,425
FIRE IT RIGHT DOWN THE TUBE.
1084
00:50:33,629 --> 00:50:34,995
WHOA! OKAY.
1085
00:50:35,097 --> 00:50:36,162
THAT WASN'T BAD.
1086
00:50:36,264 --> 00:50:37,631
THAT WAS TOTALLY BAD.
1087
00:50:37,733 --> 00:50:40,466
- I THROW LIKE MY MOTHER.
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
1088
00:50:40,568 --> 00:50:43,269
YOU THROW MUCH BETTER THAN HER.
I'VE SEEN HER THROW.
1089
00:50:43,371 --> 00:50:45,471
YOUR SKILLS
FAR SURPASS HERS.
1090
00:50:45,573 --> 00:50:47,741
OKAY. I'LL BE WAITING
ON THE BENCH.
1091
00:50:47,843 --> 00:50:48,875
- OKAY.
- WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE,
1092
00:50:48,977 --> 00:50:50,309
I COULD EVEN
THROW THAT WELL.
1093
00:50:50,411 --> 00:50:52,311
TRUE STORY.
BUT I PRACTICED AND I PRACTICED,
1094
00:50:52,413 --> 00:50:55,081
AND A COUPLE YEARS LATER,
I WAS BRINGING THE HEAT.
1095
00:50:55,183 --> 00:50:56,449
OR AT LEAST SOME WARMTH
BY THEN.
1096
00:50:56,551 --> 00:50:58,551
SO COME HERE.
CHECK THIS OUT.
1097
00:50:58,654 --> 00:51:01,121
- THE PEACE SIGN, RIGHT?
- MM-HMM.
1098
00:51:01,222 --> 00:51:03,389
YOU'RE GONNA PUT THE BALL
RIGHT BETWEEN TWO FINGERS.
1099
00:51:03,491 --> 00:51:04,858
YOU'RE GONNA REST IT
ON THAT KNUCKLE,
1100
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,259
CLAMP IT WITH YOUR THUMB,
JUST RIGHT HERE.
1101
00:51:06,361 --> 00:51:08,528
THE SAME ARM
THAT YOU THROW WITH,
1102
00:51:08,630 --> 00:51:10,496
YOU'RE GONNA PUSH OFF
THAT LEG.
1103
00:51:10,598 --> 00:51:12,265
JUST POINT TO WHERE
YOU WANNA THROW.
1104
00:51:12,367 --> 00:51:15,135
AND WATCH.
STRAIGHT OVER YOUR HEAD HERE...
1105
00:51:15,236 --> 00:51:16,936
RIGHT THERE.
1106
00:51:17,039 --> 00:51:18,404
GIVE IT A SHOT.
LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
1107
00:51:22,678 --> 00:51:24,978
OKAY, WATCH THIS, MOM!
[snaps]
1108
00:51:25,080 --> 00:51:26,646
WATCH THIS!
1109
00:51:26,748 --> 00:51:28,447
WATCH THIS.
1110
00:51:28,550 --> 00:51:29,582
I GOT A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THIS.
1111
00:51:29,685 --> 00:51:30,550
RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE.
1112
00:51:30,652 --> 00:51:32,351
OH!
HO HO HO HO OH!
1113
00:51:32,453 --> 00:51:33,687
ONE LESSON!
1114
00:51:33,789 --> 00:51:36,122
I'M THE PHIL JACKSON
OF PEE WEE BALL!
1115
00:51:36,224 --> 00:51:39,159
AGAIN!
1116
00:51:39,260 --> 00:51:42,062
RIGHT DOWN THE PIPE.
YES!
1117
00:51:46,301 --> 00:51:48,902
YOU KNOW, I REALLY
CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH.
1118
00:51:49,004 --> 00:51:50,170
ARE YOU KIDDING?
1119
00:51:50,271 --> 00:51:53,073
I HAD A BLAST OUT THERE.
1120
00:51:53,175 --> 00:51:55,308
LUKE IS A GREAT KID.
1121
00:51:55,410 --> 00:51:59,012
YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY
A GREAT MOM.
1122
00:51:59,114 --> 00:52:01,915
I DON'T WANNA BE INTRUSIVE,
BUT, UM...
1123
00:52:02,017 --> 00:52:03,950
WHERE'S HIS DAD?
1124
00:52:05,887 --> 00:52:07,787
UM...
1125
00:52:07,889 --> 00:52:10,356
HE LEFT, UH...
1126
00:52:10,458 --> 00:52:13,793
HE LEFT RIGHT AFTER
LUKE HAD HIS FIRST BIRTHDAY.
1127
00:52:16,497 --> 00:52:18,264
SO, UH...
1128
00:52:18,366 --> 00:52:20,299
SO HE'S NOT IN LUKE'S LIFE
AT ALL?
1129
00:52:20,401 --> 00:52:22,401
MM-MM.
1130
00:52:22,503 --> 00:52:24,537
HIS LOSS.
1131
00:52:26,141 --> 00:52:27,306
AND LUKE'S, OF COURSE.
1132
00:52:29,244 --> 00:52:31,477
WELL, IT'S GOOD
YOU'RE DATING AGAIN.
1133
00:52:31,579 --> 00:52:33,613
RIGHT?
1134
00:52:35,683 --> 00:52:38,885
YEAH, RIGHT NOW I'M KINDA
STALLED IN THAT DEPARTMENT.
1135
00:52:41,656 --> 00:52:44,124
- GET OUTTA HERE!
- MM-HMM.
1136
00:52:44,226 --> 00:52:46,025
YOU'RE A GREAT CATCH.
1137
00:52:48,329 --> 00:52:52,232
YOU DESERVE A GREAT GUY.
1138
00:52:52,333 --> 00:52:53,900
HE'S OUT THERE.
1139
00:52:54,002 --> 00:52:55,769
I'M SURE YOU'LL FIND HIM.
1140
00:52:57,806 --> 00:53:00,306
NICE, DUDE, NICE!
1141
00:53:04,279 --> 00:53:05,945
- SURPRISE.
- OH...BEN.
1142
00:53:06,047 --> 00:53:07,580
YOU SCARED THE LIFE
OUT OF ME!
1143
00:53:07,682 --> 00:53:09,115
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
1144
00:53:09,217 --> 00:53:11,717
I'M HERE FOR
CHARLEY'S THANK-YOU LUNCH.
1145
00:53:11,820 --> 00:53:13,853
OH...I FORGOT.
1146
00:53:13,955 --> 00:53:17,590
YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY, GUYS,
I HAVE A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
1147
00:53:17,692 --> 00:53:18,958
I'LL PROBABLY
JUST ORDER IN.
1148
00:53:19,060 --> 00:53:21,727
BUT YOU TWO GO.
ENJOY YOURSELVES.
1149
00:53:23,731 --> 00:53:25,298
ARE YOU SURE?
1150
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:27,400
YEAH, YEAH, GO.
1151
00:53:27,502 --> 00:53:29,602
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
1152
00:53:29,704 --> 00:53:31,370
WE'RE STILL ON FOR TONIGHT,
THOUGH, RIGHT?
1153
00:53:31,472 --> 00:53:33,506
- ABSOLUTELY.
- OKAY.
1154
00:53:33,608 --> 00:53:35,008
- ALL RIGHT. BYE.
- BYE. SEE YOU LATER.
1155
00:53:35,110 --> 00:53:36,109
BYE.
1156
00:53:37,846 --> 00:53:42,615
OKAY, SO WHAT IS YOUR
ALL-TIME FAVORITE SAD MOVIE?
1157
00:53:42,717 --> 00:53:44,383
SAD MOVIE...
1158
00:53:44,485 --> 00:53:46,052
THE NOTEBOOK.
1159
00:53:46,154 --> 00:53:47,620
BECAUSE I LOVED GENA
ROWLANDS IN IT.
1160
00:53:47,722 --> 00:53:49,655
SHE WAS STELLAR IN THAT.
I WILL GIVE YOU THAT.
1161
00:53:49,757 --> 00:53:51,157
WHAT ABOUT COMEDY?
1162
00:53:51,259 --> 00:53:52,826
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
COMEDY OF ALL TIME?
1163
00:53:52,928 --> 00:53:54,593
OKAY, WELL, YOU CAN'T...
JUDGE ME.
1164
00:53:54,696 --> 00:53:56,395
I HAVE TO HEAR IT FIRST.
1165
00:53:56,497 --> 00:53:58,231
16 CANDLES.
1166
00:53:58,333 --> 00:54:01,067
WHO DOESN'T LIKE 16 CANDLES?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
1167
00:54:01,169 --> 00:54:03,903
WHAT ABOUT DESSERT?
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE DESSERT?
1168
00:54:04,005 --> 00:54:07,673
PIE, OF COURSE.
1169
00:54:07,775 --> 00:54:08,875
THINK WE TALKED ABOUT
THAT ONE.
1170
00:54:08,977 --> 00:54:12,912
- WE CERTAINLY DID.
- MM-HMM.
1171
00:54:13,014 --> 00:54:15,748
WHAT ABOUT...
1172
00:54:15,851 --> 00:54:18,684
YOUR FAVORITE
CHILDHOOD MEMORY?
1173
00:54:18,786 --> 00:54:20,519
MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD
MEMORY?
1174
00:54:20,621 --> 00:54:23,890
- HMM?
- MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY.
1175
00:54:23,992 --> 00:54:26,192
THAT'S BIG.
UM...
1176
00:54:26,294 --> 00:54:28,627
THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE...
1177
00:54:28,730 --> 00:54:31,464
RIDING BIKES
WITH MY DAD AT THE BEACH
1178
00:54:31,566 --> 00:54:35,835
REALLY EARLY IN THE MORNING,
JUST THE TWO OF US.
1179
00:54:35,937 --> 00:54:38,404
ALL RIGHT.
MY TURN.
1180
00:54:38,506 --> 00:54:40,073
- GO.
- OKAY.
1181
00:54:40,175 --> 00:54:41,741
- FAVORITE COLOR.
- BLUE.
1182
00:54:41,843 --> 00:54:43,309
- FAVORITE BAND.
- BEATLES.
1183
00:54:43,411 --> 00:54:45,378
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
1184
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,847
[laughs] YOU SAY THAT
LIKE YOU'RE SURPRISED.
1185
00:54:47,949 --> 00:54:50,950
WHAT IS THAT-- IS THAT
TOO OLD-SCHOOL FOR YOU?
1186
00:54:51,052 --> 00:54:53,219
NO, I JUST FIGURED YOU
FOR A STONES FAN.
1187
00:54:53,321 --> 00:54:54,954
WELL, I AM A STONES FAN,
1188
00:54:55,056 --> 00:54:56,622
BUT IF I HAD TO PICK ONE,
DESERT ISLAND STYLE,
1189
00:54:56,724 --> 00:54:58,024
I WOULD GO WITH BEATLES.
1190
00:54:58,126 --> 00:54:59,259
[laughing]
1191
00:55:01,696 --> 00:55:02,828
INTERESTING.
1192
00:55:02,931 --> 00:55:04,931
SO IS THE NEW AND IMPROVED
CHARLEY
1193
00:55:05,033 --> 00:55:06,532
GETTING A LITTLE COZY
WITH YOUR MAN?
1194
00:55:06,634 --> 00:55:09,402
WHAT? NO.
THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS.
1195
00:55:09,504 --> 00:55:11,704
HE DID HER A FAVOR,
SO SHE'S JUST RETURNING IT.
1196
00:55:11,806 --> 00:55:13,373
DOES THAT MEAN
THAT YOU'RE FREE FOR LUNCH?
1197
00:55:13,474 --> 00:55:14,607
CHECK THIS OUT.
1198
00:55:14,709 --> 00:55:17,310
I'M BUYING.
1199
00:55:17,412 --> 00:55:19,178
BE READY IN FIVE.
1200
00:55:19,281 --> 00:55:21,547
UM...
1201
00:55:23,151 --> 00:55:25,051
MM...
1202
00:55:25,153 --> 00:55:28,154
FAVORITE MOMENT
IN THE LAST...
1203
00:55:28,256 --> 00:55:29,822
THREE MONTHS.
1204
00:55:29,925 --> 00:55:33,059
THAT WOULD BE CHLOE'S
LOCK AND KEY PARTY.
1205
00:55:35,030 --> 00:55:37,931
I MET A NEW FRIEND
THAT NIGHT.
1206
00:55:38,033 --> 00:55:40,699
- BURGER AND FRIES?
- YES.
1207
00:55:40,802 --> 00:55:42,168
YES, MA'AM.
1208
00:55:42,270 --> 00:55:44,070
- THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
- YOU'RE WELCOME.
1209
00:55:44,172 --> 00:55:46,105
THANKS.
1210
00:55:46,207 --> 00:55:47,340
- [chuckling]
- WHAT?
1211
00:55:47,442 --> 00:55:48,908
I'M JUST THINKING--
1212
00:55:49,010 --> 00:55:51,077
THE ONLY THING ON THAT PLATE
THAT CHLOE WOULD EAT
1213
00:55:51,179 --> 00:55:52,578
IS THE PICKLE.
1214
00:55:52,680 --> 00:55:54,713
AND I'M NOT EVEN CERTAIN
ABOUT THE PICKLE.
1215
00:55:54,816 --> 00:55:56,349
[laughs] OKAY, WELL...
1216
00:55:56,451 --> 00:55:59,452
IF IT'S NOT MOVING OR SOME
UNIDENTIFIABLE COLOR,
1217
00:55:59,554 --> 00:56:00,786
I'M THERE.
1218
00:56:00,888 --> 00:56:03,957
A WOMAN AFTER MY OWN
HEART.
1219
00:56:05,393 --> 00:56:06,792
MMM!
1220
00:56:06,894 --> 00:56:08,394
THANK YOU FOR BOOSTING
LUKE'S CONFIDENCE.
1221
00:56:08,496 --> 00:56:09,628
ALTHOUGH,
YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL.
1222
00:56:09,730 --> 00:56:11,431
WITH ALL YOUR TALK,
1223
00:56:11,532 --> 00:56:13,466
HE'S GONNA END UP WANTING
TO CALL YOU FOR A PLAYDATE.
1224
00:56:13,568 --> 00:56:16,135
THAT'S OKAY.
WE CAN MOVE ON TO BASKETBALL--
1225
00:56:16,237 --> 00:56:17,337
HEY, GUYS.
1226
00:56:17,439 --> 00:56:20,039
WE WERE JUST OUT
FOR A QUICK LUNCH.
1227
00:56:23,311 --> 00:56:26,212
I THOUGHT, UH,
I THOUGHT YOU HAD A LOT OF STUFF TO DO.
1228
00:56:26,314 --> 00:56:28,914
- WELL, IT WAS--
- YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY.
1229
00:56:29,017 --> 00:56:31,985
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES
CHLOE NO FUN FOR THE BENJI.
1230
00:56:32,087 --> 00:56:33,719
WE CAN'T HAVE THAT, NOW,
CAN WE?
1231
00:56:33,821 --> 00:56:35,754
YEAH. [chuckles]
I GUESS...
1232
00:56:35,857 --> 00:56:37,290
I GUESS WE CAN'T HAVE THAT.
1233
00:56:37,392 --> 00:56:38,791
WELL, BYE, CHARLEY, CHLOE.
1234
00:56:38,893 --> 00:56:41,594
- SEE YOU SOON, RYAN.
- BEN.
1235
00:56:41,696 --> 00:56:42,561
BYE, BEN.
1236
00:56:42,663 --> 00:56:44,063
AFTER YOU, LADIES.
1237
00:56:50,290 --> 00:56:52,557
I WANNA KNOW WHAT DRIVES YOU,
WHAT MAKES YOU TICK.
1238
00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:55,527
WHAT THRILLS YOU,
WHAT-- WHAT-- WHAT YOU VALUE,
1239
00:56:55,629 --> 00:56:57,028
FROM THE SIMPLEST THINGS
TO THE DEEPEST.
1240
00:56:57,130 --> 00:56:58,830
I DO.
1241
00:56:58,932 --> 00:57:02,500
AND MAYBE THAT'S...MORE THAN
YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME.
1242
00:57:03,804 --> 00:57:06,771
NOW, THAT'S NOT TRUE
AT ALL.
1243
00:57:06,873 --> 00:57:08,940
I'M VERY INTERESTED IN YOU.
1244
00:57:09,042 --> 00:57:11,108
- YEAH?
- YEAH.
1245
00:57:12,813 --> 00:57:15,046
- WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR?
- WHAT?
1246
00:57:15,148 --> 00:57:17,615
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE COLOR?
1247
00:57:19,653 --> 00:57:21,118
- RED.
- IT'S BLUE.
1248
00:57:21,220 --> 00:57:23,287
ACTUALLY.
1249
00:57:23,389 --> 00:57:25,423
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE BAND?
1250
00:57:25,525 --> 00:57:29,260
- BEN FOLDS.
- BEN...[laughs] FOLDS. NO.
1251
00:57:29,362 --> 00:57:31,529
WHAT POSITION DID I PLAY
IN LITTLE LEAGUE?
1252
00:57:31,631 --> 00:57:32,931
- HOW SHOULD I KNOW?
- BECAUSE I PLAYED RIGHT FIELD.
1253
00:57:33,032 --> 00:57:34,732
WHERE IS THIS COMING FROM?
1254
00:57:34,835 --> 00:57:36,434
THIS ISN'T BECAUSE I WENT OUT
TO LUNCH WITH RYAN, IS IT?
1255
00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:37,969
- IT'S NOT.
- BECAUSE RYAN'S NOBODY.
1256
00:57:38,071 --> 00:57:39,737
WE JUST WORK TOGETHER.
1257
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:42,340
IT'S NOT ABOUT RYAN.
1258
00:57:42,442 --> 00:57:44,676
ANYWAY, I'M SORRY.
I AM.
1259
00:57:50,817 --> 00:57:52,216
I KNOW.
LET'S WATCH A DVD.
1260
00:57:52,318 --> 00:57:54,385
CLEAR OUR HEADS.
1261
00:57:54,488 --> 00:57:57,956
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FUN MOVIE?
MAYBE WE HAVE IT HERE.
1262
00:58:01,928 --> 00:58:03,962
WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE
16 CANDLES?
1263
00:58:04,063 --> 00:58:05,830
I'LL GO CHECK.
1264
00:58:25,084 --> 00:58:26,985
[sighs]
1265
00:58:33,159 --> 00:58:34,792
THE TOP FIVE REASONS
1266
00:58:34,895 --> 00:58:37,261
I'M A TOTAL LOSER.
1267
00:58:45,705 --> 00:58:47,739
REMEMBER ME?
1268
00:58:49,809 --> 00:58:51,743
DON'T DO THIS, CHARLEY.
1269
00:58:59,686 --> 00:59:00,752
[electronic tone]
1270
00:59:03,723 --> 00:59:04,956
THIS BETTER BE GOOD...
1271
00:59:05,058 --> 00:59:08,526
FOR A WEEKEND 8:00 A.M.
WAKEUP CALL.
1272
00:59:08,628 --> 00:59:09,961
OKAY.
1273
00:59:10,063 --> 00:59:12,329
GUESS WHO ARTBOY GOT AN
EMAIL FROM LAST NIGHT.
1274
00:59:12,432 --> 00:59:14,465
ANGELINA JOLIE.
SHE WANTS TO HAVE YOUR KID.
1275
00:59:14,568 --> 00:59:16,901
- C ANDERSON.
- CHLOE EMAILED YOU?
1276
00:59:17,003 --> 00:59:18,369
THAT'S YOUR BIG SUNDAY
EMERGENCY?
1277
00:59:18,471 --> 00:59:21,539
I NEVER GAVE HER
THE ARTBOY EMAIL ADDRESS.
1278
00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:23,107
- FOR OBVIOUS REASONS.
- WHATEVER.
1279
00:59:23,209 --> 00:59:25,209
- WHY?
- I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW.
1280
00:59:25,311 --> 00:59:27,779
IF SHE ENDED IT
WITH CYBER ME
1281
00:59:27,881 --> 00:59:29,180
BECAUSE SHE WAS INTO
REAL ME...
1282
00:59:29,282 --> 00:59:31,382
SHE'S CHEATING ON YOU.
1283
00:59:31,484 --> 00:59:33,051
WITH YOU.
1284
00:59:33,152 --> 00:59:34,619
[laughs]
THAT'S CLASSIC!
1285
00:59:34,721 --> 00:59:36,020
OKAY, THAT'S NOT--
THAT'S NOT FUNNY.
1286
00:59:36,122 --> 00:59:37,855
- IT'S KINDA FUNNY.
- NO, IT'S NOT.
1287
00:59:37,958 --> 00:59:39,924
OKAY. WHY? WHAT HAPPENED?
WHAT'D YOU DO?
1288
00:59:40,026 --> 00:59:41,759
WE GOT INTO A LITTLE FIGHT,
BUT IT WAS TINY.
1289
00:59:41,861 --> 00:59:44,629
I MEAN, IT WAS...
INCONSEQUENTIAL, YOU KNOW?
1290
00:59:44,731 --> 00:59:46,130
IT'S CERTAINLY NOT
A DEAL BREAKER,
1291
00:59:46,232 --> 00:59:48,199
- I WOULDN'T THINK.
- MAYBE NOT TO YOU.
1292
00:59:48,301 --> 00:59:51,035
ARTBOY HAS TO MEET
C ANDERSON.
1293
00:59:51,137 --> 00:59:52,269
IN THE FLESH.
1294
00:59:52,371 --> 00:59:54,238
AND YOU HAVE TO DO IT
RIGHT NOW,
1295
00:59:54,340 --> 00:59:56,074
NIP IT IN THE BUD BEFORE
IT GETS TOO COMPLICATED
1296
00:59:56,175 --> 00:59:57,909
AND YOU LOSE HER ENTIRELY.
1297
00:59:58,011 --> 01:00:00,478
- RIGHT?
- YEAH.
1298
01:00:04,951 --> 01:00:07,151
[whimpers]
1299
01:00:14,560 --> 01:00:17,061
[thinking]
C. GREAT TO HEAR FROM YOU.
1300
01:00:22,268 --> 01:00:26,270
IT'S TIME FOR US TO MEET...
IN PERSON.
1301
01:00:26,372 --> 01:00:29,340
PLEASE SAY YES.
[electronic whoosh]
1302
01:00:29,442 --> 01:00:31,408
[electronic tone]
1303
01:00:44,590 --> 01:00:46,958
OKAY. LET'S DO IT.
1304
01:00:47,060 --> 01:00:49,360
HOW'S TOMORROW, 1:00 P.M.,
1305
01:00:49,462 --> 01:00:52,797
THE TABLES AT THE SKYLIGHT
MARKET PLACE?
1306
01:00:59,773 --> 01:01:01,039
[electronic tone]
1307
01:01:03,943 --> 01:01:05,309
THEY CAN'T BLAME ME,
YOU KNOW,
1308
01:01:05,411 --> 01:01:06,944
- IF THEY DON'T GET THE WORK DONE.
- YEAH, I KNOW!
1309
01:01:07,047 --> 01:01:09,113
SO YOU GUYS REALLY
DON'T THINK I'M CRAZY?
1310
01:01:09,215 --> 01:01:11,949
CHARLEY, YOU'RE MEETING HIM
IN A CROWDED PUBLIC PLACE,
1311
01:01:12,052 --> 01:01:13,785
OUTDOORS IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.
1312
01:01:13,887 --> 01:01:15,419
- YOU'LL BE FINE.
- HOWEVER...
1313
01:01:15,521 --> 01:01:19,123
IF HE LOOKS REMOTELY LIKE
HANNIBAL LECTOR, SKEDADDLE.
1314
01:01:19,225 --> 01:01:21,559
YOU KNOW, IT'S WILD
THAT AFTER ALL THOSE EMAILS,
1315
01:01:21,661 --> 01:01:23,194
YOU STILL DON'T KNOW
WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE.
1316
01:01:23,296 --> 01:01:24,729
YEAH, WELL, HE DIDN'T
WANT TO SEND A PHOTO,
1317
01:01:24,831 --> 01:01:27,364
AND, FRANKLY,
NEITHER DID I.
1318
01:01:27,466 --> 01:01:29,133
YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHAT THE HECK?
1319
01:01:29,235 --> 01:01:30,134
I'LL GO.
1320
01:01:30,236 --> 01:01:31,535
- REALLY?
- YEAH.
1321
01:01:31,637 --> 01:01:33,738
I WANNA SEE THIS GUY.
1322
01:01:34,974 --> 01:01:37,608
OKAY.
1323
01:01:40,379 --> 01:01:42,747
OKAY, SO WHAT'S YOUR
MENTAL PICTURE?
1324
01:01:42,849 --> 01:01:46,250
- UM...OKAY, TALLISH...
- MM-HMM.
1325
01:01:46,352 --> 01:01:48,452
MAYBE A LITTLE SCRUFFY.
1326
01:01:48,554 --> 01:01:50,221
KIND EYES.
1327
01:01:50,323 --> 01:01:51,956
SOULFUL LOOKING.
1328
01:01:52,058 --> 01:01:53,891
YEAH. SOULFUL.
1329
01:01:53,993 --> 01:01:55,626
OH, AND, UM, A CUTE BUTT.
1330
01:01:55,729 --> 01:01:57,195
WELL, YEAH.
1331
01:01:57,296 --> 01:01:59,197
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'M DOING THIS.
1332
01:01:59,298 --> 01:02:01,332
IF ARTBOY'S HALF AS GREAT
AS YOU SAY HE SEEMS,
1333
01:02:01,434 --> 01:02:03,034
YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE IT
A LONG TIME AGO.
1334
01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:05,569
OH! WHAT IF HE'S HERE NOW?
1335
01:02:05,671 --> 01:02:07,271
I DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW
THAT YOU'RE MY BODYGUARD.
1336
01:02:07,373 --> 01:02:08,940
OKAY, I GOT IT.
1337
01:02:09,042 --> 01:02:11,109
I'LL JUST CASUALLY GO OVER
THERE AND WINDOW-SHOP.
1338
01:02:11,211 --> 01:02:13,544
AND THEN I'LL CASUALLY SIT
A FEW TABLES AWAY,
1339
01:02:13,646 --> 01:02:15,213
AND IF IT'S A BUST,
SNEEZE TWICE.
1340
01:02:15,314 --> 01:02:17,615
I'LL JUST CALL YOUR CELL PHONE
WITH A FAMILY EMERGENCY.
1341
01:02:17,717 --> 01:02:19,617
OKAY. I FEEL LIKE
I'M IN SIXTH GRADE.
1342
01:02:19,719 --> 01:02:22,820
OOH! I LOVED THE SIXTH
GRADE.
1343
01:02:22,922 --> 01:02:26,423
BYE, CHARLEY.
I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT THE OFFICE.
1344
01:02:47,613 --> 01:02:51,215
- IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT IS.
1345
01:02:51,317 --> 01:02:53,417
PERFECT.
THANKS.
1346
01:02:55,521 --> 01:02:57,588
WHAT'S UP
WITH THIS GUY, RIGHT?
1347
01:02:57,690 --> 01:02:58,823
HEY, MAN.
1348
01:03:07,934 --> 01:03:10,434
C ANDERSON?
1349
01:03:10,536 --> 01:03:12,403
BEN! IT'S YOU!
1350
01:03:12,505 --> 01:03:15,506
YES...
1351
01:03:15,608 --> 01:03:18,309
C ANDERSON...
1352
01:03:18,411 --> 01:03:20,377
IT IS ME, BEN.
1353
01:03:29,155 --> 01:03:31,155
WHAT BROUGHT THAT ON?
1354
01:03:31,257 --> 01:03:34,625
JUST...THE SUM TOTAL OF ALL
OF OUR EXPERIENCES ONLINE.
1355
01:03:34,727 --> 01:03:36,560
I JUST-- I JUST--
1356
01:03:36,662 --> 01:03:38,696
FEEL LIKE
THAT'S THE FIRST TIME
1357
01:03:38,798 --> 01:03:42,200
THAT I KISSED THE REAL...
C ANDERSON.
1358
01:03:44,170 --> 01:03:46,737
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA
BE AT THE TABLES.
1359
01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:48,840
ARE YOU OKAY?
1360
01:03:48,942 --> 01:03:51,108
YEAH, IT'S JUST, UM...
1361
01:03:51,211 --> 01:03:53,610
JUST THE BIG...PICTURE
BECOMING CLEAR.
1362
01:03:53,713 --> 01:03:55,913
YEAH.
YOU COULD SAY THAT.
1363
01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:00,551
YOU REALLY DIDN'T KNOW?
1364
01:04:00,653 --> 01:04:03,321
NO.
1365
01:04:09,295 --> 01:04:11,495
THERE YOU GO.
MADE YOU SOME HOT GREEN TEA,
1366
01:04:11,597 --> 01:04:12,930
AND I ORDERED CHINESE.
1367
01:04:13,032 --> 01:04:15,199
CHICKEN AND VEGGIES ONLY.
NO CARBS.
1368
01:04:15,301 --> 01:04:16,934
THANKS.
1369
01:04:19,739 --> 01:04:23,140
BEN, HOW DID YOU FIRST
GET MY EMAIL ADDRESS?
1370
01:04:23,243 --> 01:04:25,176
I OVERHEARD YOU
GIVING YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS
1371
01:04:25,278 --> 01:04:26,978
TO YOUR FRIEND,
AND I WROTE IT DOWN.
1372
01:04:27,080 --> 01:04:29,513
BUT WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.
1373
01:04:29,615 --> 01:04:33,650
I KNOW THAT THAT'S...
CRAZY AND IT'S WRONG,
1374
01:04:33,753 --> 01:04:35,052
BUT I DON'T REGRET IT,
1375
01:04:35,154 --> 01:04:36,954
BECAUSE WE GOT TO
MEET EACH OTHER.
1376
01:04:37,056 --> 01:04:39,423
CHLOE,
WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU...
1377
01:04:39,525 --> 01:04:42,760
WHICH WAS IN THE PARK
WALKING ACROSS THE BRIDGE,
1378
01:04:42,862 --> 01:04:45,729
I WAS TAKEN.
1379
01:04:45,831 --> 01:04:49,533
YOUR BLOND HAIR AND YOUR
WHITE DRESS WERE JUST...
1380
01:04:49,635 --> 01:04:52,303
FLOWING IN THE WIND.
1381
01:04:52,405 --> 01:04:56,040
TO ME, YOU LOOKED LIKE
AN ANGEL.
1382
01:04:56,142 --> 01:04:58,642
BEN, THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU--
1383
01:04:58,744 --> 01:05:00,644
[phone rings]
1384
01:05:00,746 --> 01:05:02,846
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
1385
01:05:02,949 --> 01:05:04,348
[ringing]
1386
01:05:04,450 --> 01:05:06,384
YEAH.
1387
01:05:06,485 --> 01:05:08,986
NO. OKAY. YEAH. I-I'LL--
NO, TELL HIM NOT TO LEAVE.
1388
01:05:09,088 --> 01:05:12,156
I'LL BE DOWN THERE
TO SIGN FOR IT. ALL RIGHT.
1389
01:05:12,258 --> 01:05:13,490
THAT WAS JUST COLIN.
1390
01:05:13,592 --> 01:05:15,092
WE'RE HAVING SOME PROOFS
DELIVERED,
1391
01:05:15,194 --> 01:05:16,493
AND MY NAME IS ON THE BOX.
SO I HAVE TO GO DOWN
1392
01:05:16,595 --> 01:05:18,296
AND SIGN FOR IT,
OR WE WON'T GET IT, OKAY?
1393
01:05:18,398 --> 01:05:20,231
SO I-I'LL BE FIVE MINUTES,
AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1394
01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,765
OKAY?
1395
01:05:21,867 --> 01:05:23,567
JUST KEEP DRINKING
THE HOT TEA,
1396
01:05:23,669 --> 01:05:25,202
'CAUSE YOU LOOK BETTER
ALREADY, OKAY?
1397
01:05:27,240 --> 01:05:29,307
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
1398
01:06:04,710 --> 01:06:05,676
[electronic whoosh]
1399
01:06:08,025 --> 01:06:09,624
"DEAR C.
1400
01:06:09,726 --> 01:06:12,093
"I'M SORRY I DIDN'T
SHOW UP TODAY.
1401
01:06:12,195 --> 01:06:13,661
"I KNOW IT WAS WRONG,
1402
01:06:13,763 --> 01:06:16,298
"AND I APOLOGIZE
IF I HURT YOU IN ANY WAY.
1403
01:06:16,400 --> 01:06:19,634
"BUT I'VE REALIZED
WHAT WE'VE HAD ALL ALONG
1404
01:06:19,736 --> 01:06:21,602
"IS JUST A FANTASY,
1405
01:06:21,704 --> 01:06:25,006
"AND IT WAS PROBABLY FOOLISH
ON BOTH OF OUR PARTS
1406
01:06:25,108 --> 01:06:28,143
TO THINK IT COULD EVER
BE MATCHED IN REALITY."
1407
01:06:28,245 --> 01:06:29,644
NEED I GO ON?
1408
01:06:29,746 --> 01:06:32,847
SECRET ADMIRER
WANTS TO STAY SECRET.
1409
01:06:32,950 --> 01:06:35,550
I NEED TO READ YOU
THIS PART.
1410
01:06:35,652 --> 01:06:39,387
"PLEASE KNOW THAT YOU'LL
ALWAYS LIVE IN MY HEART
1411
01:06:39,489 --> 01:06:41,722
"AND THAT NO ONE
CAN EVER TAKE AWAY
1412
01:06:41,825 --> 01:06:43,992
THE JOY WE'VE SHARED."
1413
01:06:45,662 --> 01:06:47,429
HI, CHLOE.
WHERE YOU BEEN?
1414
01:06:47,530 --> 01:06:49,130
OH, JUST IN WITH JIM.
1415
01:06:49,232 --> 01:06:51,699
HE HAD A QUESTION
ABOUT ONE OF THE ACCOUNTS.
1416
01:06:51,801 --> 01:06:53,234
I TAKE IT
ARTBOY DIDN'T SHOW?
1417
01:06:53,337 --> 01:06:55,136
NOPE.
1418
01:06:55,238 --> 01:06:56,571
WARM HEART, COLD FEET.
1419
01:06:56,673 --> 01:06:58,974
IT'S ALL IN HERE.
1420
01:07:00,844 --> 01:07:02,944
HONEY, I'M...
I'M SORRY.
1421
01:07:03,046 --> 01:07:05,513
NOT YOUR FAULT.
1422
01:07:08,618 --> 01:07:14,055
YOU KNOW, EVEN THOUGH
I NEVER MET ARTBOY,
1423
01:07:14,157 --> 01:07:16,391
I REALLY FELT LIKE
I KNEW HIM.
1424
01:07:16,493 --> 01:07:19,560
BECAUSE WE TALKED ABOUT
SO MANY THINGS,
1425
01:07:19,662 --> 01:07:20,928
LIKE LITTLE LIFE THINGS.
1426
01:07:21,031 --> 01:07:22,197
- YOU KNOW?
- YEAH.
1427
01:07:22,299 --> 01:07:23,698
I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE
1428
01:07:23,800 --> 01:07:25,900
THAT AT LEAST
THAT PART WAS REAL.
1429
01:07:26,003 --> 01:07:27,768
OH, CHLOE...
1430
01:07:27,871 --> 01:07:30,372
YOU DIDN'T TELL BEN THAT I WAS
MEETING CYBER GUY, DID YOU?
1431
01:07:30,474 --> 01:07:33,541
BEN?
NO. DEFINITELY NOT.
1432
01:07:33,643 --> 01:07:35,176
OKAY. GOOD.
1433
01:07:35,278 --> 01:07:37,145
IT'S ALL JUST TOO
MORTIFYING.
1434
01:07:37,247 --> 01:07:40,415
I REALLY DON'T WANT
ANYBODY ELSE TO KNOW, OKAY?
1435
01:07:40,517 --> 01:07:42,583
LADIES, COMPANY MEETING
IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM.
1436
01:07:42,685 --> 01:07:45,487
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
- I'M JUST A MESSENGER.
1437
01:07:45,588 --> 01:07:47,455
- CAN WE SHOOT YOU?
- [laughs] SHE'S VERY CUTE.
1438
01:07:47,557 --> 01:07:48,890
YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU'RE
1439
01:07:48,992 --> 01:07:50,758
FINALLY WARMING UP TO ME,
CHARLEY HORSE.
1440
01:07:50,860 --> 01:07:53,861
YOU CALL ME THAT AGAIN,
AND I'LL PERSONALLY DISABLE YOU
1441
01:07:53,963 --> 01:07:55,897
AND ENJOY EVERY SINGLE
SECOND OF IT.
1442
01:07:55,999 --> 01:07:57,598
YES!
1443
01:07:57,700 --> 01:08:00,001
- I'M GETTING TO HER.
- YOU'RE GETTING SOMETHING.
1444
01:08:00,103 --> 01:08:01,636
I DON'T GET IT.
1445
01:08:01,738 --> 01:08:03,505
I'M GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES,
AND THEN SHE LEAVES.
1446
01:08:03,606 --> 01:08:05,240
AND THIS IS WHAT...I FIND.
1447
01:08:05,342 --> 01:08:07,042
AND WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME--
WHAT-WHAT DOES
1448
01:08:07,144 --> 01:08:09,177
"I NEED TIME TO THINK"
EVEN MEAN?
1449
01:08:09,279 --> 01:08:11,812
I'M JUST RIFFING HERE,
BUT I'D SAY IT MEANS
1450
01:08:11,915 --> 01:08:13,714
SHE NEEDS TIME TO THINK.
1451
01:08:13,816 --> 01:08:15,616
I DON'T GET IT, YOU KNOW?
1452
01:08:15,718 --> 01:08:17,952
- SHE SAID EVERYTHING WAS FINE.
- MAYBE.
1453
01:08:18,055 --> 01:08:19,187
BUT THE QUESTION REMAINS...
1454
01:08:19,289 --> 01:08:22,123
WHY DID SHE
EMAIL ARTBOY AGAIN?
1455
01:08:22,225 --> 01:08:26,227
TEAM, WE'RE GATHERED HERE
TO BID FOND FAREWELL TO VAL
1456
01:08:26,329 --> 01:08:28,563
AS SHE LEAVES THE WARM
AND SUNNY PLAYING FIELDS
1457
01:08:28,665 --> 01:08:30,265
OF LOS ANGELES
1458
01:08:30,367 --> 01:08:33,368
FOR THE COLD
AND WINDY EXPANSES
1459
01:08:33,470 --> 01:08:35,437
OF THAT TODDLIN' TOWN
CHICAGO.
1460
01:08:35,539 --> 01:08:37,905
- all: AW!
- HERE'S YOUR NEW UNIFORM.
1461
01:08:38,007 --> 01:08:39,107
OH.
1462
01:08:39,209 --> 01:08:41,042
[laughing]
THANK YOU.
1463
01:08:41,144 --> 01:08:43,811
IT'S JUST WHAT I NEEDED.
1464
01:08:43,913 --> 01:08:45,346
[laughter]
1465
01:08:45,449 --> 01:08:46,948
AND SO SLIMMING.
1466
01:08:47,050 --> 01:08:49,084
[laughter]
1467
01:08:49,186 --> 01:08:52,253
I ALSO WANNA GIVE A SHOUT-OUT
TO VAL'S REPLACEMENT,
1468
01:08:52,355 --> 01:08:55,890
AND I'M HAPPY TO SAY THAT
DESPITE THE AVAILABILITY
1469
01:08:55,992 --> 01:08:59,026
OF SOME TALENTED PLAYERS
FROM THE OUTSIDE,
1470
01:08:59,129 --> 01:09:01,563
I DECIDED TO PROMOTE
1471
01:09:01,664 --> 01:09:04,699
FROM WITHIN
OUR OWN CHAMPIONSHIP TEAM.
1472
01:09:04,801 --> 01:09:06,667
AFTER ALL,
1473
01:09:06,769 --> 01:09:08,303
WE ARE A PROMOTIONS
COMPANY, RIGHT?
1474
01:09:08,405 --> 01:09:09,770
[laughter]
1475
01:09:09,872 --> 01:09:13,274
SO PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
FOR GAME 1'S NEW
1476
01:09:13,376 --> 01:09:16,211
DIRECTOR OF MARKETING...
1477
01:09:16,313 --> 01:09:17,445
RYAN BURKE.
1478
01:09:17,547 --> 01:09:19,347
HA HA!
1479
01:09:19,449 --> 01:09:21,949
[scattered applause]
1480
01:09:23,920 --> 01:09:26,154
CONGRATULATIONS.
1481
01:09:26,256 --> 01:09:28,590
- ALL RIGHT, RYAN.
- KUDOS, RYAN.
1482
01:09:34,764 --> 01:09:37,298
JIM'S AN IDIOT
AND HE DOESN'T DESERVE YOU.
1483
01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:39,234
AND YOU DESERVE BETTER.
1484
01:09:39,336 --> 01:09:40,968
I WAS WAITING TO SEE
HOW THINGS PLAYED OUT
1485
01:09:41,070 --> 01:09:42,737
WITH THE JOB AND WITH ARTBOY
BEFORE I BROUGHT THIS UP,
1486
01:09:42,839 --> 01:09:44,705
BUT, UH,
THEY SAID THAT I COULD BRING SOMEONE IN
1487
01:09:44,807 --> 01:09:48,009
- TO RUN MY OFFICE.
- IN CHICAGO?
1488
01:09:48,111 --> 01:09:49,611
MM-HMM.
1489
01:09:49,712 --> 01:09:51,112
I'M NOT GONNA PULL
ANY PUNCHES.
1490
01:09:51,214 --> 01:09:53,581
IT IS COLD.
IT IS LIKE NORTH POLE COLD.
1491
01:09:53,683 --> 01:09:57,051
BUT...IF YOU'RE UP
FOR THE CHALLENGE...
1492
01:09:58,688 --> 01:09:59,987
THINK ON IT.
1493
01:10:01,558 --> 01:10:03,124
I MISS YOU ALREADY.
1494
01:10:03,226 --> 01:10:04,526
ME TOO, CHARLEY.
1495
01:10:04,628 --> 01:10:06,327
HEY, CHLOE, STILL WORKING?
1496
01:10:06,429 --> 01:10:07,695
YEAH.
1497
01:10:07,797 --> 01:10:09,330
TRYING TO IMPRESS
YOUR NEW BOSS?
1498
01:10:09,432 --> 01:10:10,765
YOU SHOULD HAVE
GOTTEN THE JOB.
1499
01:10:10,867 --> 01:10:13,268
OH, IT'S ACTUALLY...
QUITE LIBERATING
1500
01:10:13,370 --> 01:10:15,002
NOT TO GET WHAT YOU HAD
YOUR HEART SET ON
1501
01:10:15,104 --> 01:10:16,137
TWICE IN ONE DAY.
1502
01:10:16,239 --> 01:10:17,472
FREES YOU FROM
ALL EXPECTATION.
1503
01:10:17,574 --> 01:10:19,607
CHARLEY,
ABOUT YOUR EMAIL GUY--
1504
01:10:19,709 --> 01:10:21,576
OH, HE'S THE LAST PERSON I
WANT TO TALK ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
1505
01:10:21,678 --> 01:10:23,344
- YEAH, I KNOW, BUT--
- BUT NOTHING.
1506
01:10:23,446 --> 01:10:26,013
I REFUSE TO DEVOTE ANOTHER
SECOND OF MY LIFE TO THAT MAN.
1507
01:10:26,115 --> 01:10:27,582
BUT...
1508
01:10:27,684 --> 01:10:28,916
I WILL SAY THIS.
1509
01:10:29,018 --> 01:10:31,952
I GOT TO HIM.
THAT MUCH I KNOW.
1510
01:10:33,956 --> 01:10:35,423
YEAH.
1511
01:10:54,244 --> 01:10:56,377
[cell phone rings]
1512
01:10:58,481 --> 01:11:00,981
[ringing]
1513
01:11:02,219 --> 01:11:04,185
[ringing]
1514
01:11:06,823 --> 01:11:09,090
CHLOE, IT'S BEN.
1515
01:11:09,192 --> 01:11:11,826
I THINK WE SHOULD TALK.
1516
01:11:11,928 --> 01:11:14,161
SO, UH...
1517
01:11:14,264 --> 01:11:17,532
JUST CALL ME
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
1518
01:11:17,634 --> 01:11:19,367
OKAY.
BYE.
1519
01:11:33,283 --> 01:11:34,249
HEY, KID!
1520
01:11:34,351 --> 01:11:38,018
- BEN!
- WHAT IS UP?
1521
01:11:38,121 --> 01:11:39,186
AH, THE SACRED SHIRT.
1522
01:11:39,289 --> 01:11:41,222
AND...MY LUCKY
BASKETBALL SHIRT,
1523
01:11:41,324 --> 01:11:42,590
I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW.
1524
01:11:42,692 --> 01:11:45,326
- SO...HEY, WATCH IT.
- THANK YOU, BEN.
1525
01:11:45,428 --> 01:11:47,228
THIS IS REALLY ABOVE
AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY.
1526
01:11:47,330 --> 01:11:48,896
AH, NO WORRIES.
1527
01:11:48,998 --> 01:11:50,998
I ACTUALLY NEEDED TO SEE A
COUPLE OF SMILING FACES TODAY.
1528
01:11:51,100 --> 01:11:52,734
ESPECIALLY...
1529
01:11:52,835 --> 01:11:55,803
THAT ONE, RIGHT THERE.
THAT TOOTHY GRIN.
1530
01:11:55,905 --> 01:11:57,772
- READY TO TEAR UP THE COURT?
- MM-HMM.
1531
01:11:57,874 --> 01:12:00,608
LET'S SEE WHAT
YOU GOT, BUDDY.
1532
01:12:00,710 --> 01:12:02,577
ALL NET.
1533
01:12:03,580 --> 01:12:05,513
OH! ALMOST!
1534
01:12:07,450 --> 01:12:09,917
HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS STYLE.
BEFORE YOUR TIME.
1535
01:12:10,019 --> 01:12:11,419
BUT MEADOWLARK LEMON,
THIS GUY--
1536
01:12:11,521 --> 01:12:13,954
TRUST ME, THIS GUY
WAS A WIZARD ON THE COURT.
1537
01:12:15,958 --> 01:12:17,392
NICE!
1538
01:12:19,362 --> 01:12:22,497
TWOOO!
1539
01:12:25,034 --> 01:12:26,567
NICE!
1540
01:12:26,670 --> 01:12:29,069
HE'S REALLY GONNA
MISS IT HERE IF WE LEAVE.
1541
01:12:29,172 --> 01:12:32,473
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1542
01:12:32,575 --> 01:12:34,275
WELL, THERE'S A CHANCE
I'LL TAKE THAT JOB
1543
01:12:34,377 --> 01:12:36,977
THAT VAL OFFERED ME
IN CHICAGO.
1544
01:12:37,079 --> 01:12:38,713
WAIT, YOU...
1545
01:12:38,815 --> 01:12:42,249
YOU MIGHT BE MOVING?
1546
01:12:42,352 --> 01:12:44,385
I HAVEN'T TOLD
ANYBODY YET...
1547
01:12:44,487 --> 01:12:47,655
NOT LUKE, BUT...
1548
01:12:47,757 --> 01:12:52,293
I'M JUST WAITING FOR IT
TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN FIRST.
1549
01:12:52,395 --> 01:12:55,029
AH.
1550
01:12:55,131 --> 01:12:56,897
OKAY.
1551
01:12:56,999 --> 01:12:59,467
THAT'S-- THAT'S-- THAT'S, UH,
1552
01:12:59,569 --> 01:13:01,469
THAT'S A SURPRISE.
1553
01:13:03,206 --> 01:13:06,507
WELL, I'M NOT LOADING UP
THE TRAILER JUST YET.
1554
01:13:06,609 --> 01:13:09,577
NO. I KNOW.
1555
01:13:11,514 --> 01:13:13,848
I'D REALLY MISS
THAT LITTLE DUDE.
1556
01:13:15,352 --> 01:13:17,752
YEAH.
HE'LL MISS YOU TOO.
1557
01:13:17,854 --> 01:13:19,387
SO, UH...
1558
01:13:19,489 --> 01:13:22,457
- WHAT IS THE POTENTIAL JOB?
- OH.
1559
01:13:22,559 --> 01:13:23,624
- ARGOMONT HOTELS.
- YOU'RE KIDDING?
1560
01:13:23,727 --> 01:13:25,326
MY PARTNER COLIN AND I
JUST DID
1561
01:13:25,428 --> 01:13:28,095
SOME SAMPLE CREATIVE FOR THEM
THROUGH THEIR LOCAL WEB.
1562
01:13:28,197 --> 01:13:30,565
WE'RE POTENTIALLY UP FOR
A SIZEABLE FREELANCE GIG.
1563
01:13:30,667 --> 01:13:33,000
- WOW, REALLY?
- YEAH!
1564
01:13:33,102 --> 01:13:34,869
WELL, WHETHER OR NOT
I END UP THERE,
1565
01:13:34,971 --> 01:13:36,203
I'LL DEFINITELY
TELL VAL ABOUT IT.
1566
01:13:36,305 --> 01:13:37,505
I'M SURE
SHE'LL BE ABLE TO HELP.
1567
01:13:37,607 --> 01:13:39,173
I-I-UH...
I DIDN'T MEAN THAT.
1568
01:13:39,275 --> 01:13:41,976
IT'S JUST THAT, UH, I MEAN,
IF I GOT THE JOB,
1569
01:13:42,078 --> 01:13:44,945
THEN MAYBE WE'D...FIND OURSELF
IN THE SAME CITY, YOU KNOW?
1570
01:13:54,323 --> 01:13:55,322
NICE!
1571
01:13:59,399 --> 01:14:01,132
ALL RIGHT,
GREAT WORK, TEAM.
1572
01:14:01,234 --> 01:14:03,534
OKAY, ON THE COUNT OF THREE,
GAME 1'S MOTTO.
1573
01:14:03,637 --> 01:14:06,304
ONE, TWO, THREE.
1574
01:14:06,406 --> 01:14:08,273
THERE'S NO "I"
IN TEAM.
1575
01:14:08,375 --> 01:14:10,841
- LOUDER!
- THERE'S NO "I" IN TEAM!
1576
01:14:10,943 --> 01:14:11,976
BREAK.
1577
01:14:18,418 --> 01:14:19,651
HEY, THERE, BEAUTIFUL.
1578
01:14:19,753 --> 01:14:21,386
ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?
1579
01:14:21,488 --> 01:14:23,254
THERE'S A LUNCH TABLE
AT CAFE PICCOLO
1580
01:14:23,356 --> 01:14:24,789
WITH OUR NAME ON IT.
1581
01:14:24,891 --> 01:14:26,223
NICE!
1582
01:14:26,326 --> 01:14:27,592
I'LL MEET YOU DOWNSTAIRS?
1583
01:14:27,694 --> 01:14:29,860
I LIKE IT.
1584
01:14:31,331 --> 01:14:33,097
LOOKING GOOD,
CHARLEY HORSE.
1585
01:14:33,199 --> 01:14:34,799
THANKS, RYAN.
1586
01:14:34,901 --> 01:14:38,903
HEY...WHAT'S THE DEAL
WITH YOU AND RYAN?
1587
01:14:39,005 --> 01:14:42,006
I DON'T KNOW.
HE LIKES TAKING ME TO LUNCH.
1588
01:14:42,108 --> 01:14:43,708
HE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF FUN.
1589
01:14:43,810 --> 01:14:46,377
MORE FUN THAN BEN?
1590
01:14:46,479 --> 01:14:49,180
CHARLEY, ABOUT BEN, UM...
1591
01:14:49,282 --> 01:14:53,250
I THINK, YOU KNOW,
HE'S MEANT FOR SOMEBODY ELSE.
1592
01:14:53,353 --> 01:14:57,288
WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?
1593
01:14:57,390 --> 01:14:59,890
WELL, WHAT IF A GUY...
1594
01:14:59,992 --> 01:15:01,859
HE NEVER REALLY SEES
THE REAL YOU
1595
01:15:01,961 --> 01:15:06,364
BECAUSE HE DOESN'T WANT TO RUIN
THE FANTASY THAT HE'S CREATED?
1596
01:15:06,466 --> 01:15:10,601
YOU TALKING ABOUT BEN
OR MY SECRET ADMIRER?
1597
01:15:10,704 --> 01:15:14,171
I'M SORRY, I DIDN'T MEAN TO
BRING IT BACK TO ME.
1598
01:15:14,273 --> 01:15:15,906
BUT CHLOE,
1599
01:15:16,008 --> 01:15:18,309
YOU KNOW THAT BEN'S
REALLY SPECIAL, RIGHT?
1600
01:15:18,411 --> 01:15:20,511
- YEAH.
- GUYS LIKE HIM
1601
01:15:20,613 --> 01:15:22,213
DON'T COME ALONG EVERY DAY.
1602
01:15:22,315 --> 01:15:24,215
YOU KNOW, I JUST HATE
TO SEE YOU DO SOMETHING
1603
01:15:24,317 --> 01:15:27,485
YOU REGRET, YOU KNOW?
1604
01:15:27,587 --> 01:15:29,286
YEAH.
1605
01:15:29,389 --> 01:15:30,955
TRYING NOT TO.
1606
01:15:33,593 --> 01:15:36,093
HEY.
HOW SOON DO YOU NEED ME?
1607
01:15:36,195 --> 01:15:37,895
HOW 'BOUT YESTERDAY?
1608
01:15:37,997 --> 01:15:40,264
YES. THANK YOU.
1609
01:15:40,367 --> 01:15:42,233
I LOOK FORWARD TO IT TOO.
1610
01:15:42,335 --> 01:15:43,334
BYE.
1611
01:15:46,305 --> 01:15:48,406
- WE GOT THE ARGOMONT JOB.
- NO.
1612
01:15:48,508 --> 01:15:49,707
- YES.
- WE DID?
1613
01:15:49,809 --> 01:15:51,542
- YES!
- OH...
1614
01:15:51,644 --> 01:15:53,978
- YES!
- UHH!
1615
01:15:54,080 --> 01:15:55,312
- YES!
- HA HA!
1616
01:15:55,415 --> 01:15:57,147
YOUR PAL CHARLEY
TOLD VAL ABOUT US,
1617
01:15:57,250 --> 01:15:58,649
SO SHE GOT A HOLD
OF OUR COMPS.
1618
01:15:58,752 --> 01:16:00,117
SHE LOVED THEM.
1619
01:16:00,219 --> 01:16:01,919
SHE MADE IT HER FIRST
EXECUTIVE DECISION!
1620
01:16:02,021 --> 01:16:04,054
- OH!
- WE ARE IN, BABY!
1621
01:16:04,156 --> 01:16:06,591
YOU SHOULD CALL YOUR FRIEND
CHARLEY AND THANK HER.
1622
01:16:06,693 --> 01:16:08,860
NO, NO, NO, NO.
1623
01:16:08,961 --> 01:16:10,862
I GOTTA GO TO HER OFFICE
AND THANK HER IN PERSON.
1624
01:16:10,963 --> 01:16:13,130
- I'LL BE BACK.
- OKAY. GREAT.
1625
01:16:15,134 --> 01:16:17,635
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW FAST
ALL THIS HAS HAPPENED.
1626
01:16:17,737 --> 01:16:19,437
ONE DAY YOU'RE HERE,
THE NEXT DAY YOU'RE GONE.
1627
01:16:19,539 --> 01:16:20,772
I KNOW.
1628
01:16:20,874 --> 01:16:22,507
I'M JUST LUCKY
THAT MY LANDLORD
1629
01:16:22,609 --> 01:16:24,174
HAD A WAITING LIST
FOR MY UNIT.
1630
01:16:27,079 --> 01:16:29,714
HEY. I'M GLAD
I CAUGHT YOU.
1631
01:16:29,816 --> 01:16:32,383
I WAS JUST GONNA STOP BY
TO TELL YOU THANKS,
1632
01:16:32,485 --> 01:16:33,818
YOU KNOW,
FOR EVERYTHING YOU--
1633
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,686
OH, NO.
THAT WAS ALL VAL'S DOING.
1634
01:16:35,789 --> 01:16:37,354
BUT I'M REALLY GLAD
IT WORKED OUT.
1635
01:16:37,457 --> 01:16:39,757
YEAH.
YEAH, ME TOO.
1636
01:16:41,728 --> 01:16:44,295
SO...
YOU'RE ACTUALLY LEAVING.
1637
01:16:44,397 --> 01:16:46,431
YEAH.
1638
01:16:46,533 --> 01:16:48,299
WELL, WHEN THEY THROW YOU
A GOING-AWAY PARTY,
1639
01:16:48,401 --> 01:16:49,901
THERE'S NO TURNING BACK.
1640
01:16:50,002 --> 01:16:52,570
YEAH. YEAH, I GUESS.
1641
01:16:52,672 --> 01:16:55,540
OH, BUT, UH...
GUESS WHERE I'M TAKING LUKE
1642
01:16:55,642 --> 01:16:57,442
- ON OUR WAY TO CHICAGO.
- WHERE? WHERE?
1643
01:16:57,544 --> 01:16:59,410
THE MYSTERY SITE.
FOR HIS BIRTHDAY.
1644
01:16:59,512 --> 01:17:01,011
OH, MY GOSH!
1645
01:17:01,113 --> 01:17:02,246
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE
THE LOOK ON HIS FACE.
1646
01:17:02,348 --> 01:17:03,648
HE'S GONNA FLIP OUT!
1647
01:17:03,750 --> 01:17:07,452
OH, I WISH I COULD
BE THERE TO SEE THAT!
1648
01:17:07,554 --> 01:17:09,787
SAFE TRAVELS, YOU KNOW,
1649
01:17:09,889 --> 01:17:11,221
AND PLEASE,
TELL LUKE I SAY GOOD-BYE.
1650
01:17:11,324 --> 01:17:12,890
GIVE HIM A HUG FOR ME.
1651
01:17:12,992 --> 01:17:15,359
HE'S...HE'S GONNA BE
A DODGER IN NO TIME.
1652
01:17:15,462 --> 01:17:16,561
[laughs]
1653
01:17:16,663 --> 01:17:18,529
I'LL DEFINITELY
TELL HIM THAT.
1654
01:17:18,631 --> 01:17:21,432
AND TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF,
MR. BEN.
1655
01:17:21,534 --> 01:17:23,367
I WILL.
1656
01:17:23,470 --> 01:17:26,737
AND THANK YOU SO MUCH, CHLOE,
FOR THE GREAT SEND-OFF.
1657
01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:31,308
GOOD LUCK AROUND HERE, OKAY?
1658
01:17:31,410 --> 01:17:32,710
THANK YOU.
BYE, GUYS.
1659
01:17:32,812 --> 01:17:35,045
TAKE CARE.
1660
01:17:37,784 --> 01:17:41,118
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.
1661
01:17:43,690 --> 01:17:46,724
I HATE CHICAGO.
IT'S STUPID.
1662
01:17:46,826 --> 01:17:48,459
YOU CAN'T HATE SOMEPLACE
YOU'VE NEVER BEEN,
1663
01:17:48,561 --> 01:17:49,827
AND AN ENTIRE CITY
CAN'T BE STUPID.
1664
01:17:49,929 --> 01:17:52,329
- YES, IT CAN.
- OKAY, GO INSIDE.
1665
01:17:52,431 --> 01:17:53,664
CHECK YOUR ROOM
ONE MORE TIME
1666
01:17:53,766 --> 01:17:55,165
SO WE HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN
ANYTHING, OKAY?
1667
01:17:55,267 --> 01:17:57,067
- OKAY.
- THANK YOU.
1668
01:17:59,405 --> 01:18:01,506
HEY, CHLOE, WHAT IS IT?
1669
01:18:01,608 --> 01:18:03,440
EVERYTHING OKAY?
1670
01:18:03,543 --> 01:18:06,143
I KNOW
WHO YOUR SECRET ADMIRER IS.
1671
01:18:06,245 --> 01:18:07,144
WHAT?
1672
01:18:07,246 --> 01:18:10,214
CHARLEY, IT'S BEN.
1673
01:18:10,316 --> 01:18:12,116
- BEN?
- EVERYTHING
1674
01:18:12,218 --> 01:18:15,219
THAT HE THOUGHT
HE LOVED ABOUT ME WAS YOU.
1675
01:18:20,627 --> 01:18:21,859
DOES BEN KNOW
ABOUT THIS?
1676
01:18:21,961 --> 01:18:25,796
I WANTED TO TELL YOU
FIRST.
1677
01:18:25,899 --> 01:18:29,967
CAN WE...
JUST KEEP IT THAT WAY?
1678
01:18:30,069 --> 01:18:33,303
OKAY, AND NOW, YOU KNOW,
I HAVE SO MUCH STUFF I GOTTA DO,
1679
01:18:33,406 --> 01:18:34,539
SO I'M GONNA SAY GOOD-BYE.
1680
01:18:34,641 --> 01:18:35,640
- NO--
- THANK YOU.
1681
01:18:35,742 --> 01:18:37,542
OKAY.
1682
01:18:43,282 --> 01:18:46,817
SO I WAS EMAILING CHARLEY
THIS WHOLE TIME.
1683
01:18:48,120 --> 01:18:49,987
HOW'D THAT HAPPEN?
1684
01:18:50,089 --> 01:18:52,289
YOU KNOW, FOR A GUY
WHO'S SO INTERESTED
1685
01:18:52,391 --> 01:18:54,158
IN LIFE'S LITTLE DETAILS,
1686
01:18:54,260 --> 01:18:55,860
THERE'S ONE
YOU NEVER REALIZED.
1687
01:18:55,962 --> 01:18:58,796
I SPELL MY NAME WITH AN E-N,
NOT AN O-N...
1688
01:18:58,898 --> 01:19:00,965
LIKE CHARLEY, WHO DOES.
1689
01:19:01,067 --> 01:19:03,200
C ANDERSON.
1690
01:19:03,302 --> 01:19:07,204
LOOK, BEN, I-I DON'T
MEAN TO BE HARSH, BUT...
1691
01:19:07,306 --> 01:19:09,273
WE DON'T BELONG TOGETHER.
1692
01:19:09,375 --> 01:19:11,108
YEAH, I KNOW.
1693
01:19:11,210 --> 01:19:12,643
AND THAT'S NOT TO SAY
THAT YOU'RE NOT
1694
01:19:12,745 --> 01:19:14,311
THE NICEST GUY
THAT I'VE EVER DATED.
1695
01:19:14,413 --> 01:19:16,413
OR THAT I HAVEN'T REALLY
ENJOYED BEING WITH YOU,
1696
01:19:16,515 --> 01:19:18,182
BUT THE TRUTH IS,
1697
01:19:18,284 --> 01:19:21,518
I BELONG WITH SOMEONE
MORE LIKE...ME.
1698
01:19:21,621 --> 01:19:23,854
AND I NEED TO BE
WITH SOMEONE...
1699
01:19:23,957 --> 01:19:25,289
WHO KNOWS
YOUR FAVORITE COLOR,
1700
01:19:25,391 --> 01:19:27,625
WHO ACTUALLY LIKES
PIE AND PESTO
1701
01:19:27,727 --> 01:19:28,993
AND DOTTY SPRINGSTEEN.
1702
01:19:29,095 --> 01:19:31,963
- DUSTY SPRINGFIELD.
- AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
1703
01:19:32,065 --> 01:19:36,500
SOMEONE WHO BELIEVES
IN TRUE LOVE.
1704
01:19:36,603 --> 01:19:39,369
AND WHO'S PROBABLY PULLING OUT
OF HER DRIVEWAY AS WE SPEAK.
1705
01:19:39,472 --> 01:19:41,072
OH, MY GOSH!
1706
01:19:45,678 --> 01:19:48,879
CHLOE?
CHLOE!
1707
01:19:48,982 --> 01:19:50,915
I'M SORRY, CHLOE.
I GOTTA GO.
1708
01:19:51,017 --> 01:19:52,683
♪ WHEREVER YOU ARE
1709
01:19:52,785 --> 01:19:54,819
♪ THAT'S WHERE YOU SHOULD BE
1710
01:19:54,921 --> 01:19:57,421
♪ NO ONE CAN TELL YOU
1711
01:19:57,523 --> 01:19:59,624
♪ DIFFERENTLY
1712
01:19:59,726 --> 01:20:01,391
♪ APART FROM THE PACK
1713
01:20:01,494 --> 01:20:03,761
♪ YOU'RE RUNNIN' STRONG
1714
01:20:03,863 --> 01:20:05,395
♪ WHEREVER YOU GO
1715
01:20:05,498 --> 01:20:06,664
all: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1716
01:20:06,766 --> 01:20:10,200
[whooping, applause]
1717
01:20:10,302 --> 01:20:11,335
HA.
1718
01:20:11,437 --> 01:20:13,070
THANK YOU, GUYS.
1719
01:20:13,172 --> 01:20:16,073
YOU KNOW WHAT I WISHED FOR?
I WISHED I HAD A--
1720
01:20:16,175 --> 01:20:18,242
IF YOU TELL,
IT WON'T COME TRUE.
1721
01:20:18,344 --> 01:20:19,777
SAYS WHO?
1722
01:20:19,879 --> 01:20:22,346
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY.
1723
01:20:22,448 --> 01:20:24,882
OKAY. THEN...
1724
01:20:24,984 --> 01:20:27,317
TELL ME WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE
WISHED FOR.
1725
01:20:27,419 --> 01:20:29,453
COME ON, MOM.
YOU CAN TELL ME.
1726
01:20:32,224 --> 01:20:34,525
♪ STANDING IN LINE
1727
01:20:34,627 --> 01:20:38,595
HEY, YOU JUST MISSED THEM.
1728
01:20:38,698 --> 01:20:42,266
OKAY.
THANKS.
1729
01:20:43,736 --> 01:20:45,235
EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
1730
01:20:46,906 --> 01:20:49,306
WOULD YOU HAPPEN TO KNOW HOW
TO GET TO THE MYSTERY SITE?
1731
01:20:50,877 --> 01:20:54,712
♪ NOW THINGS ARE CHANGING
1732
01:20:54,814 --> 01:21:00,450
♪ THIS TIME
THERE'LL BE SOMEONE ♪
1733
01:21:00,553 --> 01:21:02,720
MOM! LOOK!
MYSTERY SITE!
1734
01:21:04,691 --> 01:21:08,059
THANKS, MOM.
THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER.
1735
01:21:08,161 --> 01:21:10,227
[chuckling]
1736
01:21:10,329 --> 01:21:13,463
WE'RE HERE.
WE'RE ACTUALLY HERE!
1737
01:21:13,566 --> 01:21:15,599
I KNOW, SWEETHEART.
HEY...
1738
01:21:15,702 --> 01:21:17,301
I KNOW YOU'VE BUILT
THIS PLACE UP
1739
01:21:17,403 --> 01:21:19,704
SO MUCH IN YOUR MIND,
BUT I JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE
1740
01:21:19,806 --> 01:21:20,971
YOU DON'T GET DISAPPOINTED,
OKAY?
1741
01:21:21,074 --> 01:21:23,140
I WON'T.
COME ON!
1742
01:21:23,242 --> 01:21:27,411
ALL RIGHT, YOU GO AHEAD.
I'LL CATCH UP.
1743
01:21:32,218 --> 01:21:35,252
- [woof woof]
- HEY, MOM! LOOK.
1744
01:21:35,354 --> 01:21:37,387
DON'T TELL ME.
A DINOSAUR.
1745
01:21:37,489 --> 01:21:39,256
NO. A DOG.
1746
01:21:39,358 --> 01:21:42,226
AND HE HAS TWO DIFFERENT
COLOR EYES.
1747
01:21:49,869 --> 01:21:51,635
BEN!
1748
01:21:51,738 --> 01:21:55,172
[Bowie barking]
1749
01:21:56,209 --> 01:21:58,508
BEN!
1750
01:21:58,611 --> 01:22:01,678
HEY, HEY, HEY!
LITTLE DUDE!
1751
01:22:01,781 --> 01:22:04,581
HOW ARE YOU?
SORRY FOR CRASHING, BUT...
1752
01:22:04,683 --> 01:22:09,120
I DO...
STILL HAVE MY INVITE.
1753
01:22:09,222 --> 01:22:10,221
COOL.
1754
01:22:12,158 --> 01:22:13,490
I'M GONNA GO PLAY
WITH THE DOG.
1755
01:22:15,995 --> 01:22:18,662
[Bowie barking]
1756
01:22:20,900 --> 01:22:23,768
SO DO YOU...
1757
01:22:23,870 --> 01:22:26,871
BELIEVE IN TRUE LUCK
OR TRUE LOVE?
1758
01:22:30,542 --> 01:22:33,410
I THINK I'M...
1759
01:22:33,512 --> 01:22:37,414
STARTING TO BELIEVE
IN A LITTLE BIT OF BOTH.
1760
01:22:40,186 --> 01:22:44,421
YEAH?
GOOD.
1761
01:22:52,765 --> 01:22:57,034
HEY, MOM, GUESS WHAT.
MY BIRTHDAY WISH CAME TRUE.
1762
01:22:57,136 --> 01:22:58,803
THAT WE COME
TO THE MYSTERY SITE?
1763
01:22:58,905 --> 01:23:01,471
OH, YEAH.
THAT TOO.
1764
01:23:01,573 --> 01:23:06,410
[chuckling]
SHALL WE?
1765
01:23:06,512 --> 01:23:09,479
COME ON, BOY.
[woof woof]
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