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[mystical harp music]

-Here you go sir.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

[phone rining]

[groans]

-Shephard.

-Are you nearby?

-Why, what happened?

-I think our little passenger

may not be doing so well.

[dog barking and whining]

-Okay, hang tight Doc, I'll be right there.

[dog whining]

[train chugging]

-What, no coffee boss?

-Tell me they're not out?

-Don't worry, there's plenty,

unfortunately it didn't make the trip back.

-Well that's a bummer.

-You fella's take a break

and go get yourself some,

I'll cover your post till you get back.

-Thank you sir.

-And keep those weapons

out of sight, no need to alarm any of the passengers.

-Roger that sir!

Hey you want us to bring you back anything boss?

-Yeah, how about a bit of peace,

a little quite, and a whole lot of Christmas cheer.

-I'm not sure that's on the menu boss.

-Well then, just give me some hot chocolate.

-Want whipped cream with that?

-Sure, why not, Just be back in 30.

[beeping]

[dog whining and barking]

-How's he doing Doc?

Not ill I hope?

I hate to deliver him to the top brass

knowing he got sick on my watch,

they'd have my hide for sure.

-Health-wise he's fine,

a prime example of Canis lupus familiaris.

-What is it then?

-Emotionally he's just a bit off,

He's anxious, he's stressed,

maybe even a little terrified, and I can't blame him,

he has been under lock and key ever since they discovered his

special talent at Fort Meyers.

-You know, I don't get it.

-Get what?

-Well, if this little dog can do what they say he can

why doesn't he just figure

a way out of there and be gone?

-Because, dog's brains don't

operate the same way ours do,

that's probably why we like them so much.

Unlike our species

canines are loyal and their love is unconditional.

-Man's best friend, huh?

-That's what they say, and frankly I believe it.

-Wonder how he feels about us?

-We haven't heard him?

-Oh no! No, not at all.

Poking him with needles,

keeping him locked up in that cage,

shippin' him down to the scientific lab

for further study,

probably for the rest of his life,

no, we haven't heard him, not at all.

We haven't helped him either.

Heck, we haven't even given him a name.

-It is not up to me.

It's not up to you either.

I am a hired hand in this,

the same as everybody else.

It's not our job to ask questions.

It is our job to deliver

the specimen where the army wants him to go.

[dog whining]

-So shall it be little fellah.

Merry Christmas to ya.

-What do you two have?

-Two coffees, cream and sugar.

-Oh, and hot chocolate,

plenty of whipped cream.

-Coming right up.

-I don't get it Don,

I've been assigned to Vice Presidents,

high ranking honchos, rock stars, movie stars,

heck, even Dolly Parton.

But a mangy mutt?

This is just downright degrading.

-Look, men in black.

-Come on buddy, cheer up.

Maybe next time they'll put us

in charge of a kitty cat

or a-a bunny w-w-wabbit-t-t-t.

-Hardy har har.

-Here's your coffee,

and hot chocolate will be right up.

[man gasps]

[woman shrieks]

-He's gone. -Get him!

-I got this.

[beeping]

[door slamming]

[exasperatedly] -Oh thanks Doc!

-I'll get it reopened.

-Don, Mike, the dog out, he's comin' your way, grab him!

Stop him! Don't let him get away!

-Got it sir, He won't get past us.

Come on!

-What! No tip?

[bell tinkling]

[dog panting]

[suspenseful music]

-Anybody see a dog, have you seen a dog?

Dog? Dog?

-Listen up, it's the FBI, has anyone seen a dog?

-This is very important.

-I saw him, I saw him!

-Where'd he go honey? You can tell us.

-You aren't going to hurt him, are you?

-No. -No, no, no.

-We just need to find him before he falls off the train.

-Thanks sweetie.

-Mama, he spoke to me.

-Yeah, the FBI man, I saw him, yeah, honey.

-No, mama, the dog, he spoke to me.

-There he is. -Go, go, go.

[dog barks]

-Sorry sir, he jumped off before we could get him.

-It's not your fault.

-It's nobody's fault, he just got away.

-You do realize how important

that animal is to national defense?

We have to retrieve him immediately.

-I know, I know.

-If I was a dog I'd want to get out of the cold

before I froze to death.

-That probably means that he's down there

in that valley somewhere below the snow line.

So what do we do?

-Get on the horn with Sat Com,

tell them what's happened.

Get pictures of that animal out to all

the surrounding municipalities.

I want every law enforcement agent looking for our specimen

by night fall.

-That's a tall order sir!

-Well, make it happen gentlemen!

And somebody get a chopper in here

and get us off this train.

I want that dog!

[Carol of the Bells] [dog panting]

[dog barking]

[dog barks]

[rain falling] [dog growling]

[dog barks]

-Strike one! Sorry Jamie.

-It's okay Janelle, I'm just warmin' up is all.

[ball hitting glove]

-You got this Ronnie, take him out.

-That's the plan.

-Don't listen to those guys Jamie hit a home run for me.

-Okay, I will little bro.

-Pepare to lose kid,

I've got the fastest ball for miles.

-Nail him Ronnie!

[catcher] Strike two!

-Come on Jamie, I know you can do it

make it happen, for me.

-Okay, you watch, you too Hugo.

-Go, Jamie, go!

[suspenseful music]

[something tipping over]

[Isaac] -Guess that's the game.

-Oh come on!

We're not finished yet,

-Janelle wants to see me hit again.

-Well, unless you want to

play invisible baseball

we're toast.

That was our last ball.

-You can't top that hit Ronnie.

-Yeah, but now somebody has to go and get the ball

from the Kluger house.

-What are you, afraid Isaac?

Nobody's lived there for years.

-I'm not afraid,

I just don't want to do it.

Besides, Johnny Bender

was walking by it once

and he heard screams

coming from inside.

-And you believe him of course?

-Word is, old man Kluger used to

stuff dead animals for a living.

-Like chickens and frogs?

-No, big animals like

tigers, hawks, and mountain lions.

-That's not true.

-It is, my dad told me

never to go in there.

-Why?

-Because it's not safe, that's why.

He says there could still be

sharp needles lying around.

-Parents worry too much.

All that's in that house is dust.

-Oh yeah, so why don't you just

go in and get the ball then?

-Okay, I will.

-You're kidding right?

-No way, I'd like to see ya.

-Okay, I'll get the ball,

there's nothin' to it.

-Jamie, you don't have to do this.

-Yeah I do.

-But what if old man Kluger's

ghost is still in there?

-Well, then I'll say, "Hello." for ya.

-Okay, but if you don't come back

I'm keeping your glove.

-Shut up Ronnie.

-If you're going I'm going too.

-Nope, you're going to stay right here.

-Please, I've never been in

a haunted house before.

-Hugo, it's not haunted.

-Pretty please.

-Okay, okay, but you stay behind me all right?

-I will. Promise.

-Oh man, I can't wait to see

the look on your mom's face.

Sorry to be the bearer

of bad news Miss Gernsback,

but Jamie and Hugo have

tragically been turned into stuffed animals today.

-Funny Ronnie, real funny.

I don't see you volunteering.

-That's 'cause I'm not stupid.

I'm not stepping into the zone of fear.

-The what?

[creepy music]

-The zone of fear,

look at your feet.

Legend has it this place

is protected by magic.

Old man Kluger didn't want

anyone ever coming here again.

So he buried cat hair and chicken bones everywhere.

Once a few days passed

an invisible force was created,

one that would keep trespassing

kids from ever escaping.

-For how long?

-For ever!

-Shut up Ronnie.

-I'm just telling you what my

brothers told me,

and their friends parent's told them.

-So, how are we supposed

to get from here to the door?

-I have an idea.

-Good thing you brought that

extra t-shirt in your backpack.

-Come on, let's go quickly

just incase the t-shirts disintegrate.

Somebody count.

-Three, two, one, go!

[together] -Go, go, keep going.

[cheering]

-Okay, Hugo, anything happens,

I buried $10 in the backyard,

you can have it.

-I found it already.

-What? When?

-I saw you digging from the upstairs window.

-Hugo, you're somethin' else.

-Well, you guys going in or not?

-We're going, we're going.

-Yeah, we're going.

-Hey, the front door's locked.

-How'd you know the front door was locked?

-Huh?

-You just said the front door was locked.

-No I didn't.

-Try the side door.

-Huh?

-Stop doing that!

-I didn't even say anything.

-Okay then, let's try the side door.

-Heck, it could be dark by the time they get in there.

-I don't see you rushing to help them Isaac.

-That's because I got brains.

[knocking]

-I don't think anybody's home.

[suspenseful music]

-You ready to go in?

But, you said you wanted to see a haunted house.

-That was over there, not here.

-Okay, well, I'm going in.

-Okay. Okay.

-Just be ready to run.

-I will.

-Think it's up there?

-No, I don't think so.

Let's keep going this way.

[animals roaring] [Hugo yells]

-Did you hear that?

-Hear what?

-Never mind.

-It's just a stuffed animal.

Come on!

-Hey Jamie, look at this, eyeballs,

do you think they're real?

-No, but leave them where they are.

-Why?

Because someone might come back looking for them.

-How are they going to see them?

[Jamie] -Just come on.

-I got to go soon, I'm going to get grounded.

-Me too.

-Nobody's going anywhere.

-Maybe you should go and check on them Ronnie.

-Yeah, they might be in trouble.

-I'm sure they'll be out any minute now.

-Whoa!

-Double whoa!

[dog barking]

-Make that a triple.

Bro, don't get too close,

he might have rabies.

-He doesn't have rabies,

he just wants to play.

-Oh, come on kid, I'm a good guy,

you can trust me!

-What's your name?

-Well, they call me Specimen 700,

but you can call me Murphy.

-Murphy?

-Hey, he likes that name.

[dog whining]

-Do you think mom and dad will let us keep him.

-No, you know how much dog food costs.

-How much?

-A lot!

And dad just lost his job!

-Do you mean, got fired?

-He didn't get fired.

-Yes he did, I heard mom and dad talking.

-Anyways, he's not our dog,

someone probably lost him.

[dog barking]

[dog growling]

-Well, we can't leave him here.

Come on Jamie, do the right thing.

-Okay, fine, he can stay at our house.

But until we find it's owner, okay?

-Okay.

[dog barking]

[phone rining]

-Sheppard.

-Ron, this is Cutler.

-Yes sir.

-What's the latest.

-I've got National Guard troops searching on the ground

in nine in surrounding counties, local police as well,

not to mention the secret service agents

hitting up all the animal shelters.

-And they're unaware of the animal's potential right?

-Except for my men everyone thinks they're looking

for a little lost dog.

-Can't believe you let him get away.

-It was an accident sir, the train lurched,

the pup's cage hit the floor and snapped open.

-And you and your team couldn't catch him?

I mean he's not that big.

-He was liked greased lightning.

Poor little guy saw an opportunity and he took it.

-Yeah, well that poor little guy

is now our number one priority,

we need him back soon

lest he fall into the wrong hands,

possibly even enemy hands.

-Yes sir.

-What about that tracking chip

that we put in his collar,

can't we get him with that.

No dice, the iron ore in the

surrounding mountains has

scrambled our signal, we can't get a fix.

-Well, somebody better fix something soon

or there's going to be a major shakeup

and you're going to be at the top of it.

Do you understand me?

-Clearly.

-I'll expect you to call in before nightfall,

and you'd better have some good news for me.

-Will do!

-Ron, find the dog,

it's not that hard.

-Yes sir.

Easy for you to say!

-[Janelle] He sure is cute.

-He probably belongs to someone.

-He's got tags,

maybe they'll say where he's from.

-Slow down, he's really sensitive to those.

I tried looking at them myself,

and he did the same thing to me.

More than likely he doesn't

want us to know where he's from.

-Yeah, cause he doesn't want to go back.

-Maybe they hurt him there.

They won't harm him anymore

because we're keeping him.

-What? No.

We have to get permission

from mom and dad first.

-But--

-No buts, we'll ask 'em tonight after dinner.

All right, but what if they say, "No."?

Maybe one of the gang could take him.

-Not me, my mom's allergic to dog hair.

-Do not look at me.

My mom just redecorated the house,

and she don't want no puppy messin' it up

with the dirt from outside.

-What about you Janelle?

-I could ask but our apartment

barely has room for mom and myself.

-See, Jamie, we're the ones.

The dog picked us.

You saw it.

-Okay, but before mom and dad say, "Yes."

where are we going to put him?

Up there maybe.

Oh, in the clubhouse, great idea little bro.

Let's take him up.

-Well, I got to go.

-Yeah, my parents get all weird and stuff

if I don't come home before dark.

-Mine too.

-Walk you home Janelle?

-Okay Ronnie, thanks.

Bye Jamie, bye-bye Murphy.

[Murphy barks]

[barking]

-Honey, are you hearing that?

-Hear what?

-It sounds like a dog's barking in the backyard.

-It's probably the neighbor's Saint Bernhard,

he's always yelping when

the kids come home through their shortcut.

[exasperatedly] -Shortcut!

You know I could use a shortcut myself.

-How's it coming?

-It's not good.

Doesn't look like there's going

to be much for Christmas this year.

After paying all the bills there's

barely anything left over to play Santa.

-Bob, we'll do fine.

The kids understand you were laid off.

-Laid off?

It's more like I was unceremoniously fired.

After creating more than half

of Galaxy's most profitable toys

you know, the least they could've done is

they could've given me some of those toys so I could

give them to the boys for Christmas.

-You and I will get through this.

You are a wonderful designer.

You create fantastic toys that kids really love.

Someone will surely come along

who recognizes your amazing abilities.

-Yeah, well, until that happens

we're going to have tighten up our belt a little bit.

What's for dinner?

Your favorite, lamb stew,

which I need to get back to by the way.

-All right Murph, make yourself comfortable.

I sleep here in the summer myself.

And here's water just incase you get thirsty.

I'm sorry we don't have any dog food,

so me and Hugo have to do

a little improvising during dinner time.

-But don't worry,

we'll be back later with some really good food.

mom makes a really good mashed potatoes.

-Jamie, Hugo, that's it for today,

drop what you're doing and come to dinner.

-Okay, we're coming mom.

-Now boys, no dawdling, your food will get cold.

-Coming!

-Are we going to ask them about keeping him?

-Yes, we will,

we just need to wait for the right moment.

-When's that?

-I don't know yet.

But until then, keep it zipped,

-Okay? -Okay.

Bye Murphy, see ya later.

-Well, if it's all the same to you Jamie

I'd rather have the meat

instead of the potatoes.

-Did you say something Hugo?

-No, you told me to keep it quite.

-I did, didn't I?

-Human kids, I don't get it.

[dogs barking]

-I got to say, going to all these animal shelters

is kind of making me want to get a dog.

-Ha, I'm more of a cat guy myself, less maintenance.

-Are you kidding, dogs are way better than cats.

-Focus gentleman, The clock is ticking,

we need to find the specimen.

-Don't worry sir, we're going to track the fella' down.

-Yeah, two or three days and we--

We may not get two or three days agent.

-I want both of you to-- [phone ringing]

Quite!

-Sheppard!

-Sir, I was just about to call you.

-I'm sure you were.

-We're getting close to retrieving the dog sir.

-And what does that mean exactly?

-Well, we've canvassed the animal shelters nearby,

we've combed through the existing countryside.

-Fa la la la, la, la, la.

That's what I heard, gibberish.

You had one simple task,

find the animal!

-Yes sir.

In my mind you already failed.

We can't and won't take any more chances.

I cannot risk that animal falling into the wrong hands.

-So? -So I've called in Agent Sharp.

-Sharp sir?

Don't you think that's a little bit of overkill?

-Exactly!

There's a chopper heading to your location at dawn.

Give Sharp what little bit of information you have.

-Understood? -Yes sir!

-I heard on the news there might be snow this weekend.

-Nice to hear that every year.

-They're predicting three to six inches.

Hugo, go easy on the mash.

-I'm hungry.

-Let him has as much as he wants.

-Since when did you like Brussel Sprouts?

Last time we had them you didn't even eat one.

-I must be growing up I'm starting to like them.

-Really?

-Yup.

-Hugo, I've been growing up for nearly 40 years,

I still don't like them.

-Bob, I thought you loved my sprouts.

-Baby, you I love,

your sprouts... [laughs]

-Dad, can I ask you a question?

-Sure buddy.

-Well, what do you think, I mean,

would you be okay with--

-Shoot! Napkin! Napkin!

Shoot! Napkin!

This is the second time today!

What was your question?

-Oh, I forget.

-It's all that coffee you've been drinking Bob,

gives you the shakes.

-Tell me about it.

I've got nothing to do around here but be caffeinated.

-Maybe you need something

else around here to take your mind of things,

like a hobby, or a pet.

-A pet?

Mom says idle hands

are the Devil's playground.

-Wow, you actually remembered

something I said for once.

-What I need is a job, a good paying job.

-Robert.

-Look guys, you should know

that we got a lot of bills coming in right now

and we're going to have to be

smart about how we allocate our funds.

-Allocate funds?

-Yeah buddy, our money,

we're going to have to count our pennies.

-You can have what's in my piggy bank if you need it.

-Mine too!

-Guys, I love you for saying that, I really do,

but that's not going to be necessary okay,

because we'll be fine until--

-Till when?

-What your father's trying to say is,

-Christmas might be a little tight this year?

-Tight?

-Yeah, a little tight.

-You mean no presents?

-We don't know.

What about a dog?

-A dog! -A dog!

-He's just kidding.

-No, I'm not!

-The last thing we need right now is a dog!

We can barely afford to feed ourselves.

-Hey, Hugo, you okay?

-May we be excused?

-All right boys.

-I don't know what I'm going to do.

Twenty years with the toy company and now I can't even

give my kids a decent Christmas.

-Babe, you've done plenty for them already this year.

You built that treehouse and the wishing well.

-So?

-So don't be so hard on yourself,

something good is coming, I can feel it.

[Langley] -So what's the good word, have you found him yet?

-Still lookin'.

-Sounds a little halfhearted.

-No, no, I'm just tired and--

-And what?

-Well, we just came from one of those local shelters,

the sight of all those poor animals locked up.

You've got to have a heart of stone not to be affected.

I just keep thinking, if we get our dog back

he's going to be trapped in one of those small cages

for the rest of his life.

-I see your point, but that little guys has

tremendous potential, he'd be the perfect spy.

-Pardon me for saying so Doc,

but innocent little animals should'n't be turned into

subversive government agents.

That's my job!

-I get it.

-I'll keep you posted on the progress.

-Thanks.

-Here you are Murph,

this ought to last you till tomorrow.

Come on boy, eat.

-What's the matter, he's not going for it.

-Maybe he's just thinking how good it smells.

We snuck this out just for you.

Come on boy.

-Okay, here it goes.

-Look, he's eating it.

I guess so.

-This isn't bad kid

but what's with the Brussel Sprouts?

-Wait, wait, Hugo,

did you hear that?

-What?

-Okay, you're going to think I'm crazy,

but I think the dog just talked to me

and he said he didn't want the Brussel Sprouts.

-Well, who does?

-That's not what I'm trying to say,

he actually spoke to me.

-I didn't hear anything.

-But I did,

heard it plain as day.

-How come I didn't hear it then?

-I'm not sure,

but I'm not kidding little bro,

he talked to me.

-I don't know about this Jamie.

-Not everybody gets my thoughts all the time kid,

just certain people, like you.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, there it is again!

He said only certain people can hear him.

-Jamie, you know what mom says about teasing me,

it's not brother-like.

-I'm not teasing you Hugo, I'm serious.

-Well, ask him if we can keep him, okay?

-Tell your brother I'd like to stick around

but it's not that simple.

-How so?

-How so what?

-Shhh, he's talking.

-Again?

-Will you just be quite?

-What were you saying again?

-You better have a look at my collar.

-You won't bite?

-Nah, I'd never bite you or anyone for that matter.

-Hugo, he said he'd like to stay with us,

but there might be a problem.

-What?

-He said to look at his collar.

-Careful Jamie, he doesn't seem to like that.

-He said it was okay.

-What's it say?

It's mostly a bunch of numbers,

but it says right here property of CIA

-Wow, the feds!

-The feds, where did you hear of that?

-On the TV.

He must be some special government dog.

-That's one way to put it.

-What do you mean?

-Well, when they found out what I could do they put me

in a cage and sent me away for experiments.

-Gee, that's terrible.

-What's terrible?

-The government locked him up and sent him away forever.

-That's wrong, way wrong!

-You know, you got a nice little brother there Jamie,

tell him I like him, a lot.

-Hugo, Murphy says he likes you a lot.

-Well, I love him.

That settles it, he stays with us.

-Whoa, whoa, whoa, not so fast there kiddo.

The army wants me back and there could be danger.

-He says the soldiers are going to come looking for him.

-No, he belongs to us!

-We'll see Hugo, come on, we got to get to bed.

He'll be alright out here

at least until morning.

[bark] -Good night murphy.

-Yeah, sleep well Murph,

we'll find some answers out in the morning.

I won't let them get you, I promise.

Come on little brother, let's go.

-What? These Brussel Sprouts are giving me gas!

-I hope he's going to be all right!

-He will, he will, come on, let's go.

-Sir, there's a helicopter.

-I see it.

-They want to know where to land,

I told them quadrant seven.

-Probably Sharp.

-So I sense that you're not

overjoyed with the new arrival sir?

-No, agent Manners, I am not.

-May I ask why?

-Because if Agent Sharp

finds that little animal before we do,

chances are that dog won't stand a chance.

-Sir?

-Agent Sharp is trained to do one thing gentleman,

get the job done by any means possible.

Despite that little mutt putting us through the paces

I hate to see anything happen to him.

He's innocent, do you understand?

-Sir you-- -Let me tell you something

about Agent Sharp.

I've been on three ops with Sharp since I joined the bureau,

and each time things got bad,

and then they went from bad to worse,

and ultimately it didn't have to.

-Gee, he sounds like a real pain.

-Not he Mike, she.

-I've landed.

-Proceed.

-With pleasure.

-I don't believe it.

-No way!

-That's cray cray.

-Are you sure that's what he told you Hugo?

-Yeah, that's what he said,

the dog talked to him.

I kind of don't believe it myself,

but he's my big brother so I've gotta.

-It's true I tell you, it's all true.

-You mean he actually speaks to you?

-Well, he doesn't exactly talk,

but you can hear what he's thinking.

-Yeah? Prove it!

-Okay, look at his collar.

-Jamie, watch out,

remember what happened yesterday?

He doesn't like when you do that.

-Janelle, it's fine, he told me

to take a look yesterday.

See, here, look.

-It's just a bunch of numbers.

-But look right here, it says CIA.

You know what that is right Ronnie?

-It's the feds Ronnie,

Murphy belonged to the government,

but he ran away and now he's ours.

-Wait, wait, wait, just because

he belongs to the government

doesn't make him a talking dog.

-I'm not a talking dog,

I'm a thinking dog.

Uh, anyone?

You, over there, kid in the corner.

No?

Um, okay.

-Did you guys just hear that?

-Whoa.

-I'm not sure.

-No, it, it's got to be a gag.

Jamie, you've been practicing ventriloquism or something.

-Yeah, it wasn't Jamie okay?

It's just me, your friendly neighborhood watchdog.

-Murphy, everybody can hear you.

-Too weird.

-You better believe it!

-Murphy, why didn't you do this

yesterday when I found you?

-Come on kid, I'm a dog on the run,

I'm a fugitive and I don't know who to trust.

-Not even me?

-Hugo, kid, you know,

I thought if you heard me

it might scare you just a wee bit.

-I'm not scared of anything.

-Buddy, that's going

to change when you meet the guys

that want me back.

-You mean the government?

-You got it Ron.

Can I call you Ron?

Because if they get me it's back to doggy prison

for the rest of my life,

I'll spend Christmas behind bars.

-We can't let that happen guys.

-Not going to happen while I'm around.

-Well, how do we protect him?

-Well, the first thing you can do is get rid

of this collar here.

I think, I don't know there's some sort of tracking chip.

you know, so they can find me.

-Easy peezy, like my dad would say.

Okay, look, it's the last day before Christmas break,

everybody will be watching

the pageant in the auditorium,

we can easily sneak Murphy into

shop class and cut it off there.

-Right, they have all the tools we need.

-Yeah, let's get goin'.

The sooner we get there, sooner we can get this

stupid collar of him.

-Let's rock.

-Thanks guys, I'll never forget ya for this.

-Agent Sheppard.

-Agent Sharp.

-Thanks, I assume you've spoken to General Cutler?

-Uh, he told me you were coming, yes.

I told him I'd hand over whatever we have already.

-Which is zip, correct?

-Well, we've chased down a lot of leads,

but yeah, you're right, nothing's panned out so far.

-Well, that's about to change.

Here's paperwork authorizing me to take over the manhunt.

-Manhunt?

No, it's not exactly a manhunt,

we're looking for a little dog.

-According to Washington it's a manhunt.

So where's basecamp?

-Two-hundred yards due South, I'll walk you there.

-Excuse me, Miss, where do you

want us to put this box that you brought?

-Just follow us back to the command center.

And it's Agent Sharp.

-Let me guess, case full of doggy treats?

-Funny.

-I take it you don't like my sense of humor.

-Worse than the coffee.

[dramatic music]

Gentleman, the LN2020,

the latest instate of the art drone technology.

-LN?

-It's short for Little Nelly.

But don't let the bumpkin name fool you,

she's fully loaded with

everything needed to retrieve the animal.

-Very imposing, so you're like

the ultimate sci-fi dog catcher?

-So Murphy, how old are you anyway?

-Yeah.

-Uh, dog's don't really keep track of their birthdays.

-Just like my mom.

-Mine too.

-And you've had this power to talk to humans how long?

-Since I was a pup, but I never really thought

of using until I saw the soldiers, dun, dun, dun.

-You were in the army?

-Not exactly.

You see, one night I ran into

these military guys who were

out doing what they call maneuvers.

I was out on my own runnin' through the forest at night is

fantastic at night.

Squirrel, no that was cat, not a squirrel it's night time.

Anyway, that's when I saw them coming.

And they had these lights,

they were penetrating lights.

I looked around, I didn't know what to do.

I saw this nearby bridge, it was partially washed away,

and I knew if I didn't say something

that a few might fall off and get hurt.

-What'd you do?

-I tried barking, but they

just thought I was some kind of stray dog,

you know, which I kind of was, I can see their point.

Well, so what I did, is I sent out a mental warning,

you know, so they'd be careful on the bridge.

-What happened?

-They all heard me, that's weird right?

It was weird for me too.

But see, once they realized

it had been me who warned them,

well, they came over, they scooped me up real quick

and they took me right back to their base.

And when they figured out what I could do

they wouldn't let me go.

-That's so mean!

-Yeah, how'd you escape?

-I jumped off a train.

-My second cousin did that once

when he didn't have a ticket.

He lost his front tooth, that's dangerous.

-That it is Isaac, that it is.

-Look here, two swiveling 4K cameras front and rear.

Sophisticated Bat Radar technology

to avoid possible collisions.

A range of 50 miles from point of origin

for maximum coverage.

And I particularly like this,

it's brand new.

A taser stun feature which

deploys an arc of power that

can easily take down a target from mid-air.

-You do realize of course that there's a lot of places

a little dog can hide in a 50 mile radius.

-I'm aware of that.

-And that iron ore in these mountains

has prevented us from accessing

the tracking chip in the dog's collar?

-That won't be a problem for Little Nelly.

Her probe mechanism

sends out 2000 micro-bursts per second.

Once her thrusters pick up even the hint of signal

she flies directly towards the source.

-And what happens when we

find the dog and there's civilians nearby?

Do we fry them too?

-I'll do my best to avoid it.

-Yeah, I'm sure you will.

Excuse me, I need some fresh air.

-Okay boys, take it outside,

let's get her up and running.

-Yes Agent Sharp.

-Much better.

[computer voice] Target programmed.

-Hey, I almost forgot! -What?

Hugo's supposed to be the

main sugarplum in the Nutcracker scene later on.

-Awe, but I don't want to be in a sugarplum.

-But you have to, if you don't show they'll

probably come looking for all of us.

-Awe gee, they can go on without me.

Murphy's more important.

-Better listen to your brother Hugo,

the show must go on,

especially if it means I can ditch this collar.

Shhh everyone, quite, do you hear that?

[computer voice] -Searching. GPS locked.

-Hear what?

-There's nothing.

[computer voice] -Searching.

-Wait, I think I hear it too.

It sounds like a high-pitched whistle.

-I think I hear it also.

-Me too.

-Yeah, it sounds like a small helicopter or something.

-Oh no.

-Look!

[computer voice] -Target located.

[beeping]

-There's the dog.

We've got him!

-You've also got a bunch of frightened 10-year-old kids.

-They're young, they'll get over it.

-What is it?

-Ah, I've seen these before kids,

it's a drone, it's like a clone of a helicopter.

It's the government men,

they found me, you guys got to get away from me, go split!

-I'm not leaving you Murphy.

-Neither am I!

-We're together, all of us.

-Right.

-Well, then head for the trees,

it will be harder for them to follow us there.

Run!

[computer voice] -Target located.

[laughter]

-You must be a wiz at Xbox.

-Time for the big guns!

[computer voice] -Economy power down to 75%.

-Look at her enjoying this.

-I know!

-Sharp don't do it please, you're going to hurt those kids.

-I'm the one in charge here. If you can't handle it Agent

I suggest you go outside and get some more air,

and take your men with you.

-Not the kids.

-With pleasure.

-Sheppard!

Consider yourself on report.

-Hey, accidents happen.

-Well, we'll see about that.

Plug that in!

-Power restored ma'am.

-Keep him out of there.

-Yes ma'am.

-That's the way it went down.

-So you just kicked out the power cord?

-Yeah, caused quite a bit of commotion too.

Never thought it'd be so easy to resign my commission.

-They wouldn't.

-Oh, they might.

This Agent Sharp has quite a rep in DC.

-Sending a power drone

against a bunch of innocent 10-year-olds, she must.

-Yeah, well you can testify

to that affect at my court martial.

-Gladly.

-Hey, it's stopped.

-Keep going, we can get away.

-It's still coming, run, keep running.

-Go, go!

[beeping]

[computer voice] -Communication interrupted.

-Go!

-Hey, it's gone.

-We must have outrun it.

-You can relax now Murphy.

[panting] -I'm, I'm not so sure.

-No, there it is again, run, run.

-Go, go!

-I'm out of here.

-You got our baseball? -In my pack.

-Okay, then head for the lot, I got an idea.

Everyone follow me.

-You know what I need Ronnie.

-I most certainly do.

-Then pitch it right down the middle.

-Okay, just don't miss.

-I won't.

-I hope he doesn't strike out.

-He won't Murphy, I promise.

-Come on Jamie, you can do it.

-Go Jamie, go!

-I have you now!

[computer voice] -Communication interrupted.

-What?

-Wow.

-Yes, yes!

[cheering]

-You did it Jamie.

-Great job.

-I thought we were goners.

-Nice pitch Ronnie.

-I need to work on my curveball

so you don't hit everything I throw.

-Uh, not to change the subject,

yeah, me, the collar,

it's still around my neck.

Hello!

-He's right, whoever was flying that drone

isn't going to give up that easy

and we can't go inside the school

'cause they already know we're here.

-What about Mr. Greed?

He's got that tool shed,

there's got to be some bolt cutters in there.

-What do you think Murph?

-Sounds like a plan to me.

[phone rining]

-Yeah.

-I got somethin' to tell ya boss,

and I think you're going to like it.

[muffled voice talking]

-Well, that should do it.

-Ah, that's what I'm talking about.

Oh, is that a real massage?

I've read about these.

I can only pay in dog biscuits.

[laughter]

-Well, what do we do now?

-Everybody should go home.

-I'm going to throw that collar in the wishing well.

-Great idea bro.

-What about Murph?

-He's staying with us.

-You don't think they're going to come looking for him?

-They can't track him without the collar.

-You sure?

-One-hundred percent!

[phone ringing]

-Yeah, hello, Principal Callahan's office.

-This is maintenance, put him on!

-I'm sorry, you'll have to call back,

He's on the other line

and he's got two FBI people waiting.

-All right.

-Yeah, well, you tell

that little punk to get back to class.

How much longer is this going to take?

I have a school to run here.

-As soon as we get the answers we're looking for we'll be gone.

-Well, I've already answered all your questions.

I've not seen any stray dog around here.

-Do you know any of these children?

-Well of course, these are all students here.

-What Agent Sharp means is,

do you know where we can find them?

-I'll tell you where you won't find this one,

is on our stage.

He was the main sugarplum

in today's production of the Nutcracker.

Pulled a no-show, ruined everything.

You ever seen the Nutcracker?

-No, I can't say that I have.

-Well, you should, It's a heck of a ballet.

-I'm sure it is.

-Be that as it may Mr. Callahan

we are going to need a list of addresses.

-See the kid outside, I've already told him to

give you a printout of all the local addresses.

-Thank you.

-You tell that little sugarplum

he'll never work in this school again.

-I'll relay the message.

-Yeah, make my day don't ya.

-Come one, let's get through this

while there's still some daylight.

-Whatever you say.

-Here's that list for you.

-Sorry.

-Are you out there kid?

-Yes sir.

-Call Frisco, get my brother Harry on the line will ya?

-Right away sir!

-Guys, are you sure I have to stay up here?

I'm hungry!

-Well, it's the safest place until everything blows over.

-I'm going to get you some food.

-Great, just no more Brussel Sprouts, okay?

Gas, remember?

-Deal. -Okay.

-See ya Murph. -So long Murph.

-Okay, high-five, come on I've been working on this.

Hi, come on!

-There you two are, where have you guys been?

-Playing baseball.

-I figured, well go make sure your rooms clean before dinner.

-You got it mom, where's dad?

-He had to go to Shelbyville for a possible job opportunity.

-I hope he gets it.

-Me too. -Me three.

-And Hugo, I'm sorry mommy

wasn't able to see you in your pageant today,

dad and I had to go into town

to see about his work benefits.

-It's okay mom.

-Well, how was it, how'd you do?

I bet you really surprised them.

-I sure did!

-All right, well you can tell us all about it at dinner, okay?

-Great. Can't wait.

-Yeah, come on Hugo, let's go.

-Mm, I got an idea.

-This is it.

-Yeah.

-You couldn't have gotten a better car?

-This ain't DC, be happy it runs.

-Can I help you?

-Mrs. Gernsback?

-Yes.

-I'm Agent Sharp, this is Agent Sheppard, FBI.

-What's this all about,

have we done something wrong?

Nothing's happened to my husband has it?

-No, not at all ma'am.

-There's just been some complaints in the area

and we're taking all proper precautions

and going door-to-door.

-Uh, what type of complaints.

-A theft.

-Specifically dog-napping.

-Oh my goodness, well, we'll keep an eye out.

-We're looking for a dog that might have been stolen

in your neighborhood ma'am.

-A dog?

-Yeah, would it be, do you think we could come in and just

look around just for a minute?

-I suppose that'd be all right.

Sure, please come in.

-Do you think dad will find another job?

-Sure, I hope so.

[knocking on door]

-Oh, come in.

-Hey guys, we have some visitors from the FBI

that are taking a look around the house for a minute.

-Hello children.

-Are you a real fed?

-Precocious youngster isn't he?

-Very.

-Yes son, we're from Washington.

-We're looking for a dog that was stolen recently.

You wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?

-Oh, we don't have a dog Agent Sharp.

-I was asking the boys here if you don't mind.

-Somebody stole a dog?

-Yeah, well one went missing,

and we're just trying to help locate it, that's all.

You guys wouldn't know anything about that would you?

-No sir.

Hugo, have you seen a dog?

-Nope. -And Neither have I.

-Okay, well, we'll be on our way.

-Wait a minute, what about that treehouse out there?

-Ladies first?

-Be my guest.

-What are we going to do?

-Don't worry, we'll get out of this somehow.

[suspenseful music]

-So long boys.

[whispers] I know.

-Where'd he go?

-I don't know.

-Is everything okay?

-Fine. Thank you for your time Mrs. Gernsback.

We'll be going now.

If you happen to hear or see anything at all

please don't hesitate to give us a call.

-We'll do.

-Thank you, have a good day.

-Okay, okay, let me see, what's that?

Oh, okay, first of all they can't spell N.

Um, what's that, oh, okay,

wires, I got it.

Cigar, I'll put this over here.

Use another one of these guys.

That's a lot of cigars.

Somebody likes to smoke.

You know smoking isn't healthy.

I happen to know that even though I'm a dog.

And let's try...

Oh, this thing over here the big thing with the wires on it.

Come on.

Let's go, let's go, come on, come on.

Ah, come on, a little MacGyver action here,

a little pinecone with [mumbles].

[panting] Okay, that's good.

Come on wire let's go, let's go.

This is gonna be so cool.

[laughs]

They're not going to know what happened.

I've got no opposable thumbs, not bad.

Okay, hey, it's time, it's time for a little nap.

Blanket, nice.

Okay, oh, I needed that, that's a lot of work.

See ya later.

-This just doesn't feel right.

Those kids were scamming us, I just know it.

-Come on, that little one was not more than 7-years-old.

-Yeah right, Mr. Fed.

He's hiding a lot behind those innocent little eyes of his.

-You know what I think?

-What's that Agent?

-You need a vacation.

-To me this is a vacation.

-So what do you want to do,

bring them down to headquarters put them under the hot lights?

-I've got a better idea.

-What's that?

-We're going to have ourselves and old fashioned stakeout.

-A stakeout?

As in, you, me, in that car all night long?

Takeout food and bad coffee?

-Exactly.

-I was afraid you'd say that.

-What are you in the mood for, Mexican or Chinese?

We've got action in the driveway.

Wait for it.

Wait for it.

-Wait, wait, wait what?

Do you see something?

-No, it's nothing, The night is still young.

Pass me some more of that hot sauce would ya?

[whispering] -Hey buddy, what are you doing

how come you're not in bed?

-I couldn't sleep.

Did you get the job.

-Well, they didn't say no,

so I guess I'm kinda still in the running.

-Cool.

-Yeah.

It's good to see you buddy, even if it past your bedtime.

-Dad?

-Yeah.

-Um...

-[laughs] I know that look.

That's the, "I need to tell you

something and you might get mad." look.

Don't worry, just spill it, I am way too tired.

After today I can handle anything.

-Well, Hugo and I, well,

we think we're in trouble with the FBI.

-[laughs] The FBI? For what?

For not doing your homework?

You're serious?

What could you two possibly have done that would warrant

the FBI's attention?

-Dog-napping.

-You two, dog-napping? [laughs] Dog-napping?

-Dad, stop laughing, I'm serious.

-Okay, but you got to tell me

why would the FBI suspect

you two of dog-napping?

-Because we kidnapped a dog.

-Here in town?

-Yeah, out by the old Kluger house.

-Where's the dog now?

-I'm not sure.

-[laughs] So why would the FBI

care about some old mutt who followed you guys

back from the ball field?

-Well, because it can talk.

-Did you just say, "Because it can talk."?

Okay, I think it's time to get back in bed

because you're obviously delirious.

Are you coming down with something buddy.

-I'm not coming down with anything.

I'm telling the truth.

-About the talking dog, yeah?

-Yes sir.

Well, it can't exactly talk,

but you can hear it in your head.

-Okay, well what is it?

I mean can it talk or can it not talk?

-It's complicated, but it's name is Murphy.

-Okay, okay, fine, I believe you about the talking dog Jamie.

-And about the FBI?

-Yes, yes, of course,

about the FBI and the talking dog.

What next?

-I don't know.

-Oh buddy, come on, don't worry about it,

we will figure it out in the morning though.

Okay? In the morning.

Let's go get some rest.

-Okay.

-Hey, buddy.

Don't stress about it okay,

we'll figure it out tomorrow.

I love you. Good night.

-Thanks dad.

[dog whining]

[snoring]

[snoring]

[brakes screeching]

-What-- What is it?

-Stand down, false alarm.

It's nothing, except for your incessant snoring.

-I don't snore.

-What time is it?

-Twenty after seven.

-Do we have any more coffee?

-Coffee.

[sighs]

-See anything?

-No, you?

-No.

-All right boys, breakfast is served.

-Come on guys, let's eat.

-So the FBI paid us a visit yesterday.

-I heard that.

-Anything we should know mister?

-I'm innocent, I swear.

[laughingly] -I'm sure you are kiddo.

-Jamie?

[barking]

-Murphy! -Murphy!

-Murphy?

-I have no idea.

-Hey guys!

-Murphy! -Murphy!

-Who let the dog in?

Ruff, ruff.

Oh, that feels good, that feels good.

[panting]

Do I smell--

Is that bacon?

Bacon! I smell the bacon!

-Bacon.

-See, now do you believe me?

-Son, I mean I don't know what to say okay?

Look, a real live talking dog?

I mean what's-- Wow.

-You'll get over it okay?

Now, how about that bacon?

What is that maple, hits the spot!

You gonna eat that toast?

Listen, now that breakfast is finished

we should get down to business.

-And that is?

-Well, for starters there's

two FBI agents parked down the street surveilling your house.

-Oh dear.

-Not to worry, thankfully they're not doing

a very good job of it.

-Okay, are we in danger in any way?

-Not if my plan works!

-Great! And if your plan doesn't work?

-Let's just try to focus on the positive here, huh?

Shall we do that? Let's try and do that.

I'm afraid I didn't catch your name there sir.

-Uh, Robert.

-Ah, Robert!

Pleasure to meet you sir.

You got two lovely kids you know?

-Yes, I'm keenly aware of that Mr...

-My name is Murphy, but you can call me Murph.

So, as I was saying,

I have a plan but it requires

coordinated timely action,

and lots of team work.

-You can count on us Murph. -You can count on us Murph.

-I salute you both.

Jamie, Hugo, we'll need your bikes,

and your friends and their bikes.

Robert, I'll need your car.

-Hold on Mr. Murph,

you're going to need our car?

-Yes exactly, your pickup truck to be precise.

-Right, and, um, you're going to be driving it naturally?

- [laughs] I'm flattered sir,

but I have enough trouble

with a doorknob let alone a steering wheel.

No, I'm afraid I wont, but you will.

- [laughs]

[sighs]

-Pardon me for saying so Agent, but I get the feeling

we're about to hit the point of diminishing returns here.

-Diminishing returns?

Do you think this country of ours

was built by people who gave up when they felt they were about

to hit the point of diminishing returns?

-Well, probably not, but that's not really what I--

-Probably not is right!

And that's why we're not going to give up.

If I had a nickel for

every time someone doubted me and I proved them wrong...

-What?

What is it?

Jackpot!

-You sure you're good with this?

-Good with it?

No offense but this is the most fun I've had in years [laughs].

How are you doing there little fella?

-He's such a cutie, ready?

-Let's start her up.

-Here goes nothin'.

[engine starting]

-It's game time.

[suspenseful music]

-So far so good.

-Nice!

-Now this is the last time I'm going to ask.

Does anyone have to go to the bathroom?

[together] No!

-Are you sure!

[together] Yes!

-Okay, I'm not one for big speeches,

but if there was ever a moment for one--

-Okay, okay, let's cut to the chase.

-Fine, are you ready Hugo?

-I'm like lunch meat, I'm always ready.

-Now remember lunch meat,

as soon as the old shed

comes into view.

All you guys immediately pull over and stop.

I got a plan that will get me

out of this situation and ultimately save you guys too,

assuming of course that your parents have done their job.

-They'll do it!

-Hugo is right, they won't let us down.

-Good, now when that happens

do not under any circumstances

follow me into the shed, do you understand?

[together] -Yes.

-Those government agents

have to see me enter that shed alone.

-Are you sure that's a good idea?

-Yeah, won't you be cornered then?

-Trust me guys, this is how it has to happen,

It's for the best.

-Okay, I trust you.

-Me too.

-We all do.

-Good, then let's make some magic shall we?

Janelle, can you lift me up and put me in the basket?

-Right away.

-Watch the hair, watch the hair.

Ah, who turned out the lights?

-There you go Murphy.

-I am blind, I cannot see.

-Ready.

-Okay, let's go, go, go!

-Back it off!

[suspenseful music]

All right.

I hope you're taking notes Agent Sheppard.

What you're witnessing firsthand is a textbook tail.

-Most definitely ma'am.

-Good!

If you've been paying attention you've probably noticed

we've maintained five car lengths of distance

at all times between our respective vehicles.

-Yes ma'am.

-If you want to move up in the ranks Agent

stick with me,

I can teach you a lot.

-I've learned so much already.

-They probably don't even know

they're being surveyed right now.

Clueless civilians. [laughs]

-Wow, you'd think they'd try

and be a little more stealthy back there.

-Maybe they want us to know they're following us.

-Yeah, maybe we're not giving them enough credit,

maybe it's all part of their plan.

-Nah! -Nah!

[laughter]

-According to my doggy clock which runs a little fast,

your parents should be pulling over

to the side of the road right about now.

-Sounds good to me.

-What time is it?

-It's time!

-End of phase one.

-Brake it, brake it.

That probably could've been a little smoother.

-I'll do better next time, I promise.

I think our cover's been blown.

-Not likely, remember,

we're dealing with civilans here.

We're highly trained special agents.

They don't think the way we do.

Now we just sit back

and wait for them to make the next move.

-I think they're making it.

[door opening]

[upbeat bluegrass music]

-You got to be kidding me.

-We've been duped.

-Yes, we have!

Chopper six, Chopper six, what do you got?

[helicopter] -I got eyes on 'em ma'am.

They're currently headed due north.

They've been on the road now for about 15 minutes.

Here, I'll send you a picture.

Over.

[beeps]

-Excellent.

Time to put on your big boy pants Agent.

No mutt makes a fool out of Camilla Sharp.

And I'm driving!

[suspenseful music]

[engine starting]

-That chopper's heading right for us!

-Come one guys, keep pedaling.

What did you get us into this time Jamie?

-Faster guys, they're gaining on us!

Like my mommy used to say,

"Push the medal to the pedal."

-It's still coming.

-[screams] Go faster!

-Come on guys!

We can make it, just a little further.

-Stay calm buddy. Stay calm.

-I'm trying, I'm a dog on a bike.

[helicopter] -Chopper six to home plate

turning back to base

area too heavily wooded to pursue.

Letting ground ops take over.

-Are we there yet?

Well, that was interesting.

Anybody got a doggy bag.

-That was close with those choppers.

-Too close, like I almost messed my shorts close.

-Shorts, yeah, I never got that.

Okay, look, um,

I'm going to have to do this alone, okay?

-I'm not leaving.

-Hugo, you promised, remember?

I don't wanna, but I will for you Murphy.

-Good.

-Your real brave you know.

-You really think so?

-Yeah.

-Um, kids, I'm actually at a loss for words here,

you know, but you got to get out of here now understand?

-I do. Goodbye Murphy.

-Goodbye kiddo.

You're a brave kid Jamie.

-Thanks Murph.

-You could be a great leader someday.

These kids really look up to you, especially Hugo.

Now, I've never been good with goodbyes

so um, Janelle, could you kind of help me

out of the basket here?

Oopsy daisy. [groans]

See ya!

-So long Murph.

-So long Murph, we'll see you again.

-I'm getting worried about the kids.

-Yeah, I hope they had as much success as we did.

-There he is!

-I hope this works!

Here we go, like they say don't try this at home.

I'm ready for my closeup.

It's showtime!

-Murphy!

-That wasn't part of the plan.

-Where are the boys, I don't see them.

-There they are.

-What in the holy heck just happened?

-Murphy!

-Are you guys okay?

-Yeah, we're fine.

-What about Murphy?

[flames crackling]

-Well, looks like that does it for the mutt.

-Seems so.

-Looks like there's nothing left for us to do

but pack up and clear out of this one horse town.

Let the locals clean it up, am I right agent?

-Yes ma'am.

[phone ringing]

-Sheppard.

-I just heard there was a big explosion, is he--

-Yeah, afraid so, Murphy's gone.

-Hey Agent Sheppard, you might want to stick around

for the third act twist, it's a good one.

-What's that ma'am?

-Didn't say anything.

-Of course not, I did.

-You need to get your hearing checked once we get back to DC.

-Did you hear that? Get your hearing checked.

You know a doctor's appointment is very, very important.

Your eyes too.

You have any glasses, maybe you would put those on.

Yeah, there you go.

-Well, that's not a great start to Christmas Eve.

-Yeah, but at least we still have each other.

-Yeah, yeah we do.

[fire crackling]

-Okay, who's ready for some hot chocolate?

Who's going to drink all this hot chocolate that I made?

I can't possibly drink all this hot chocolate by myself.

I mean I could try to drink it all by myself.

Let's see.

Yeah, that's a lot of hot chocolate.

[phone dings]

Hey guys, honey, honey, can you, can you come in here?

You need to see this.

-Dad what is it?

-Yeah, what is it?

-Mr. Gernsback, after hearing of your recent

departure from Galaxy

we'd like to know if you'd be at all interested

in the position of lead developer

here at Smarthouse Toys.

Please review the attached offer letter and get back to us

at your convenience.

Merry Christmas!

-You got the job!

-I got the job. I got to job.

I got the job!

This is the best Christmas ever!

It couldn't possibly get any better.

[knock at door]

Maybe it did.

-Who is it?

-Maybe that's Santa out there.

Boys, what do you think, do you think that might be Santa?

Santa? You're definitely not Santa.

-Sorry to disappoint Mr. Gernsback.

Agent Sheppard, FBI.

But I'm not here on official business.

-Why are you here?

-Just helping out an old friend.

-Murphy!

-Murphy! -Murphy!

-Kids, we've got company!

-Well, it ain't Rudolph.

Hey, huh?

Awe yeah, oh that, I've missed that.

-Hey come on in it's cold out.

-Oh, don't mind if I do.

-Oh, feeling the Christmas love.

-Oh, hey, hot chocolate?

-Thought you'd never ask.

-I will get you some.

-You were wrong Mr. FBI.

-About what Murphy?

-About not being Santa Claus.

Thanks pal, and Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas everyone.

-Merry Christmas.

-Merry Christmas.

-Merry Christmas.

[dog panting]

[tecno music]

♪ I got new friends, friends, friends, to help me out ♪

♪ I need to run, run, run, and find a new hideout ♪

♪ Let's go to the treehouse we'll be all right ♪

♪ I got to lose my tail or lose the fight ♪

♪ Can hear me talk ♪

♪ It's time we take a walk ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas, help is on the way ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas, love is in the day ♪

♪ Yeah, Doggone Christmas happy holidays ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas, love is in the day ♪

♪ We need to make some plans that's the only way ♪

♪ We'll get the chance, chance, chance to get away ♪

♪ We got to ride, ride, ride, away from the drone ♪

♪ We need to hide, hide, hide and get back home ♪

♪ Take me for a bike ride ♪

♪ Let's go through the countryside ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas, help is on the way ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas, love is in the day ♪

♪ Yeah, Doggone Christmas, happy holidays ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas, love is in the day ♪

♪ Love is in the day ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas ♪

♪ Time for a high-five ♪

♪ You conned the FBI ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas, help is on the way ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas, love is in the day ♪

♪ Yeah, Doggone Christmas, happy holidays ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas, love is in the day ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas, help is on the way ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas, love is in the day ♪

♪ Yeah, Doggone Christmas ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas, help is on the way ♪

♪ Doggone Christmas, love is in the day ♪

♪ Yeah, Doggone Christmas, help is on the way ♪ ♪

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