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In 1945 the second world war
came to an end.
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The German reich and the Japanese empire
were defeated by the allied forces.
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In front of us is Germany,
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within us marches Ghana.
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The German Nazi leader Adolf Hitler
committed suicide,
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while Japanese military leader hideki tojo was
sentenced to death by a military tribunal.
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Or at least that is what was
written in the history books.
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In reality, Hitler and tojo
fled by submarine to Ghana,
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where they are hiding to this day.
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And it all shall be mine.
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Among them also Hitler's most trusted
accomplice, horse-man goering.
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I am horse-man goering.
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No body can defeat goering.
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They are raising hell in
their local communities and
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smash everything and everyone in their way
with the superior Japanese karate skills.
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Whazz up?
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Goering! Back off!
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Thanks to the intense karate training,
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and their Arian superpowers,
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they managed to reverse their aging process
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and they are stronger and more
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Arian than ever before.
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Hitler!
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We will give you all that you need.
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That's only thing we need from you.
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Please provide us with ladies.
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Beautiful ladies like these.
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Hitler offers the local riches,
alcohol and women.
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But in reality he is brainwashing them
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with a spell of the magical "blutfahne”,
or blood flag.
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The new axis powers,
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Germany, Japan and Ghana
have gathered a powerful army
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calling themselves the ghan-arians.
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This time without Italy,
because they suck at war.
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Nobody is safe from the spell
of the magical blutfahne.
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And before you know it,
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your father, your mother,
your brother, your sister,
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might have already become a ghan-Arian...
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Mindless foot soldiers
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whose sole mission is to create
a new joined kingdom of Hitler's 4th reich
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and tojo"s new Japanese empire.
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Will anybody be able to stop them?
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Or will Hitler and tojo finally
be able to conquer the world?
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With their African kung fu Nazis!
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Here he comes now! Lookin' good!
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Hey addae, whaddup whaddup whaddup?
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Addae, ma man!
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Addae! Whaddup bro?
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I miss you, baby.
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You are looking so good.
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All for you. But...
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Don't forget our date tonight.
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Of course, Eva.
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I can't forget that. And I can't wait.
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You are such a darling.
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So happy.
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I've got ready for training now though...
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- Oh no.
- Yes.
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- See you later.
- Ok
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see you soon.
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Take care.
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Addae!
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How's your kung fu training coming along?
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Addae...
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You're late again!
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How do you ever expect to improve,
when you are not serious about training?
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I am sorry, master.
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You are sorry?
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As usual when you're late,
10 minutes horse stance!
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Go down, go down!
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Now, as you all know,
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there will be a great tournament.
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And I expect everyone of you
to be at your best.
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I expect you to fight with pride.
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And bring honor to our
shadow snake school.
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Remember!
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There is no kung fu style that can beat
our shadow snake school.
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Yes, master!
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And as always,
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akante will represent our school
for the tournament.
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And I will give the opportunity
to another student,
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who will also represent us
in the tournament.
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Me, master! Please choose me!
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Be silent!
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The one who impresses me the most will be
the second fighter for the tournament.
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And for you, addae,
you did not impress me today.
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I will announce the second fighter
by the close of the day.
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- Dispatch!
- Yes, master!
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Now, assemble! Everyone!
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Abeeku, step forward!
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You will represent our second fighter
at the tournament.
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Thank you, master.
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It is a great honor.
I will not disappoint you.
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- Join the queue.
- Thank you, master.
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Now you can dismiss.
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I believe master would have chosen you.
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You just have to be more disciplined.
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Otherwise you can never get to my level.
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Anyway, have you heard about
this new tournament?
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It's from a man called Adolf Hitler.
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Hitler... funny name, right?
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They call themselves the ghan-arians.
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- Akante.
- What?
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I don't know why master
is doing this to me.
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You know, kung fu is all I have.
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I thought master will
finially let me represent.
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Represent what?
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Cheer up my man.
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You've got the most beautiful
girl in town and that is Eva.
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You know what? I'll easily give up my spot
in the tournament
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so that I can have a date with her.
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No wait... I'd rather kick some ass.
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That's my boy. Cheer up, man.
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The ghan-arians do not even practice
Chinese kung fu.
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They practice Japanese karate.
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It's gonna be an easy win.
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I think you've had enough already!
What's wrong with you.
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I was hoping to have a
nice evening with you...
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The master.
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Again he didn't choose me.
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When will he finally give me the chance
to represent our school? When?
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Spare me with your whining addae!
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What is it with that dumb kung fu anyway?
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I love you, addae.
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But it is time you get a job for a change.
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Now let me tell you one secret.
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My father would never alloe me to marry
a loser like you!
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Please. You have to understand.
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If I can make a name for myself
in the martial arts world,
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I'll be rich and famous.
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You'll never have to worry
about a thing anymore.
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This is the perfect
chance for me, you know?
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It's going to be an easy tournament.
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It's by some guys who call
themselves ghan-arians.
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They don't even practice kung fu,
but Japanese karate.
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- Ghan-arians! Si!
- Ka!
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We have seized the power in Ghana.
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Now it's time to assimilate
the Ghanaian people.
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We have gathered here today
to swear in two new comrades,
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into our exclusive circle of ghan-arians.
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Only the best of the best can join us
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to fight for the advent of the 4th reich!
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So
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Now they shall swear the oath
to our beloved blutfahne.
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One people, one reich, one leader.
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You got dat right.
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For leader, reich and fatherland.
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Do you swear?
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Yes, my fuherer!
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In front of us is Ghana.
Within us marches Ghana.
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Marching is cool.
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Welcome our two new comrades
my dear Ghana-arians.
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Are you two ready to fight
for the advent of the 4th German reich
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and the new Japanese empire?
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Ghana-arians, now to a
completely different topic.
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As you all know, our great Ghana-Arian
tournament will start very soon.
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Regarding this, a few words from
our axis partner hideki tojo.
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Greetings.
A few remarks regarding
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the upcoming martial arts
tournament.
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No need to show any mercy
towards your opponents.
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Just exterminate
everyone in your way.
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Every fight, shall be fought
to the death.
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Chinese kung fu is crap.
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Japanese karate is the only true
martial art.
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Behold the beauty of Japan!
Hail the emperor of Japan!
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Tomorrow, we shall go out and spread
the word of Japan's beauty
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and recruit more soldiers for the
Japanese emperor and the German reich.
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Dat's sit!
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- Si!
- Ka!
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One... two...
One... two... stop!
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You may give me all your money for our
tournament and the emperor.
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One... two... one... two... stop!
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Mere woman, money out, for our
tournament and the emperor. Please.
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My money? Hell nah!
Get outta here!
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Oh, and hang up
this commercial for our tournament.
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You gotta be joking!
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One.
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Take this crap back.
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Two.
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I've had it with you China-man!
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Pay!
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Hey! Hey! Easy there China-man!
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One! Two! One! Two!
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One! Two! One! Two!
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One! Two! One! Two!
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Stop!
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Hey, my lady!
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You are very pretty.
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Give me a kiss!
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What is that?
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How dare you reject me woman!
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Let's have a little chat over there,
in this dark alley...
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Eva, you don't have to worry.
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He is an Asian. Even if he goes for it,
you won't feel a thing.
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What did you just say?
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Let me show you something...
In my pants...
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Hey addae! Brother!
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What are you doing?
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While you are sitting here enjoying adonko
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while the ghan-arians are
demolishing our school.
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What do you want, man?
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Can't you see I am busy?
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What the hell happened to you anyway?
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The ghan-arians have come to our school.
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It is terrible.
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They say if we don't pay them a tribute
every month to the Japanese emperor,
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they will exterminate us.
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Why don't you stop them?
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Isn't master there?
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And your kung fu is very great too.
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What's happening?
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They are too good.
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Too good?
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Yes.
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So we need every man... we must stop them.
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We must. We must go now. Please.
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- You mean too good?
- We must go now.
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Stop right there!
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No! Master!
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You, devil!
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You!
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I'll kill you!
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You show great fighting spirit.
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You would be a good soldier for the
emperor. But... you need to be punished.
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Master!
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We have gathered here today to pay our
last respect to our dear master.
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We fought a good fight in order
to save his nation.
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So we gathered here to show our
appreciation for being a good master.
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For it is written,
that a master dies by example.
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And our master was really de man.
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The lord gave and the lord has taken away.
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For as much as we praise almighty god,
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of his great mercy to take onto himself
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the soul of dear master,
shadow snake master, the departed one.
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Earth to the earth.
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Ashes to the ashes.
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And dust to the dust.
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Be with earth now and forever more. Amen.
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Just take it easy. Right?
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Where is Eva?
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I haven't seen her. Where is she?
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I don't know.
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Why don't you...
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I couldn't get hold of her for
the last few days.
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I guess, our wedding plans are on ice now.
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Sorry.
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Our master used to drive this type of car.
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It breaks my heart.
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These bastards will have to pay.
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Will you still take part in the
ghan-arians' martial arts tournament?
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Yes, I will.
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That will be suicide.
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I heard it is to the death.
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The Japanese karate is too strong.
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Our shadow snake kung fu style
won't stand a chance.
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I know, addae.
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But I have to try.
258
00:26:12,792 --> 00:26:14,953
I owe that to our master.
259
00:26:17,833 --> 00:26:19,414
My heart...
260
00:26:21,417 --> 00:26:23,874
My heart is burning addae!
261
00:26:34,458 --> 00:26:38,576
Join the ghan-arians. Accra - kaputt!
262
00:26:39,792 --> 00:26:42,454
Stalingrad - cheese wheel.
263
00:26:42,875 --> 00:26:45,332
Final victory is imminent.
264
00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:50,411
Join the ghan-arians. Kumasi - kaputt!
265
00:26:51,542 --> 00:26:54,158
Stalingrad - Ferris wheel.
266
00:26:54,750 --> 00:26:57,162
Give us four years time.
267
00:26:57,333 --> 00:26:59,039
Hello!
268
00:27:01,792 --> 00:27:04,124
I am buying the rice, as usual.
269
00:27:04,958 --> 00:27:06,539
Just one cup.
270
00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:03,618
Dj Adolf. Join the ghan-arians.
271
00:28:03,875 --> 00:28:07,743
Greetings fighters from around the world.
272
00:28:08,167 --> 00:28:11,705
Enlist to the great ghan-Arian tournament.
273
00:28:12,125 --> 00:28:15,913
Get rewarded from Hitler himself.
274
00:28:16,333 --> 00:28:20,201
Make your wishes become reality.
275
00:28:20,667 --> 00:28:24,330
Hitler makes your wish come true.
276
00:28:24,792 --> 00:28:27,829
Join the ghan-arians.
277
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:33,199
A warm welcome to all fighters
from around the world,
278
00:28:33,542 --> 00:28:36,542
if you win our tournament, Hitler will
Grant you a wish, whatever it may be.
279
00:28:36,667 --> 00:28:38,707
Now a few words from our
beloved fuehrerin.
280
00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:58,574
Be hard as a greyhound doggy.
281
00:28:58,792 --> 00:29:00,953
Tough as a krupp iron bar.
282
00:29:01,292 --> 00:29:04,204
And fast as...
283
00:29:05,917 --> 00:29:07,578
Beef. I
284
00:29:08,542 --> 00:29:13,036
the next song shall be dedicated
to my new love...
285
00:29:13,417 --> 00:29:16,079
Eva braun.
286
00:29:17,708 --> 00:29:18,823
A tanned version.
287
00:29:33,250 --> 00:29:36,037
Three times si-ka for Eva braun,
the tanned version!
288
00:29:36,333 --> 00:29:39,655
- Si!
- Ka!
289
00:31:25,042 --> 00:31:26,282
You guys are still alive.
290
00:31:27,667 --> 00:31:29,783
You are here to enlist into our tournament?
291
00:31:32,167 --> 00:31:33,167
You shall see.
292
00:31:34,375 --> 00:31:35,785
Let me tell you something.
293
00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:39,741
Your shadow snake style is useless.
294
00:31:47,042 --> 00:31:48,042
Leave him.
295
00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:49,958
Leave him!
296
00:32:18,125 --> 00:32:19,285
Now come and fight.
297
00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:21,000
Hey!
298
00:32:21,750 --> 00:32:22,750
Stop!
299
00:32:24,792 --> 00:32:25,792
Who are you?
300
00:32:26,417 --> 00:32:29,614
You want to kill this little boy?
301
00:32:30,417 --> 00:32:31,452
I said who are you?
302
00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:34,707
I am a drinking master.
303
00:32:37,542 --> 00:32:38,748
Addae!
304
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:41,831
Come on, boy.
305
00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:20,248
Coward, come on.
306
00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:25,414
I said come on.
307
00:33:26,833 --> 00:33:28,243
We shall meet again.
308
00:33:28,542 --> 00:33:29,542
And you!
309
00:33:30,833 --> 00:33:32,039
Meet me there.
310
00:33:33,292 --> 00:33:34,873
Only the strong can survive.
311
00:33:40,750 --> 00:33:44,197
Next time when you see a drinking master,
312
00:33:44,583 --> 00:33:46,244
you will pass by.
313
00:34:41,583 --> 00:34:43,198
Rise and shine.
314
00:34:44,583 --> 00:34:46,119
Where am I?
315
00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:50,365
Old guy...?
316
00:34:53,750 --> 00:34:56,366
You're welcome to my home.
317
00:34:57,042 --> 00:34:58,373
Thank you for yesterday.
318
00:34:59,583 --> 00:35:00,914
You saved my life.
319
00:35:04,000 --> 00:35:05,786
Who are you, old guy?
320
00:35:10,167 --> 00:35:12,123
Master akpeteshie.
321
00:35:14,292 --> 00:35:15,907
Because...
322
00:35:16,583 --> 00:35:19,245
I like akpeteshie.
323
00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:28,833
Master akpeteshie.
324
00:35:30,625 --> 00:35:33,662
Your style. It's fantastic.
325
00:35:34,583 --> 00:35:38,280
You could hold your own against
these ghan-arians and their karate.
326
00:35:40,458 --> 00:35:41,458
Please.
327
00:35:41,792 --> 00:35:43,248
Master. Teach me.
328
00:35:44,958 --> 00:35:46,073
Please.
329
00:35:53,125 --> 00:35:56,083
Well, that depends on you.
330
00:35:56,708 --> 00:36:02,032
I can see a fire burning in your heart.
331
00:36:02,917 --> 00:36:05,875
But is your heart in the right spot?
332
00:36:07,375 --> 00:36:09,866
The training will be hard.
333
00:36:10,333 --> 00:36:13,655
And I expect iron discipline.
334
00:36:14,167 --> 00:36:17,409
If you oversleep or complain,
335
00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:18,831
I will throw you out.
336
00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:26,121
This will be harder than anything
you have ever experienced before.
337
00:36:26,375 --> 00:36:28,081
Are you ready now?
338
00:36:28,583 --> 00:36:29,583
Yes, master.
339
00:36:30,333 --> 00:36:31,698
I will not disappoint you.
340
00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:33,706
Let's begin.
341
00:36:35,583 --> 00:36:38,450
I call it, the moon shine style.
342
00:36:38,667 --> 00:36:41,454
Here, drink this.
343
00:36:45,417 --> 00:36:46,417
Take it.
344
00:36:53,167 --> 00:36:54,167
Take it.
345
00:37:02,917 --> 00:37:06,580
This is my secret, akpeteshie.
346
00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:08,625
Watch me.
347
00:38:56,167 --> 00:38:59,204
I think you are ready now to move on.
348
00:38:59,417 --> 00:39:01,328
What do you mean by move on, master?
349
00:39:02,250 --> 00:39:05,367
Move on to learn the next techniques.
350
00:39:07,417 --> 00:39:09,408
What techniques, master?
351
00:39:10,792 --> 00:39:17,038
Well, you can't win the tournament
just with the moon shine style.
352
00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:20,245
It works against karate.
353
00:39:20,708 --> 00:39:25,873
But not against goering's iron shirt style.
354
00:39:25,875 --> 00:39:27,206
You have to move on.
355
00:39:27,375 --> 00:39:30,867
You have to look for three-finger-Joe.
356
00:39:31,458 --> 00:39:37,454
He lives on the hill of the dead,
there you will find three-finger-Joe.
357
00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:24,286
My, my name is addae.
358
00:40:26,708 --> 00:40:29,120
Master akpeteshie sent me.
359
00:40:29,917 --> 00:40:34,707
He said you can train me for the great
ghan-Arian martial arts tournament.
360
00:40:36,708 --> 00:40:37,788
Please.
361
00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:40,912
Please master, teach me.
362
00:40:54,500 --> 00:40:59,073
I am the three-finger-Joe.
363
00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:06,916
My technique only work for three fingers'.
364
00:41:07,792 --> 00:41:11,990
Before you can learn my technique,
I chop off your hands.
365
00:41:13,542 --> 00:41:15,624
I will chop chop your hands.
366
00:41:19,875 --> 00:41:21,285
Chop fingers!
367
00:41:24,792 --> 00:41:28,705
No, no, no please!
368
00:41:35,625 --> 00:41:37,206
You are the chosen one.
369
00:41:55,250 --> 00:42:00,199
The priestess told me...
370
00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:08,245
A man with three fingers will
come to me to teach him.
371
00:42:10,292 --> 00:42:13,705
He is the man who will break
the spell of the blood flag.
372
00:42:15,042 --> 00:42:17,533
I hate the blood flag.
373
00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:20,953
I hate the ghan-arians.
374
00:42:23,083 --> 00:42:25,825
And I hate Hitler.
375
00:42:30,083 --> 00:42:31,414
What an honor.
376
00:42:32,792 --> 00:42:34,623
You are the chosen one.
377
00:42:36,833 --> 00:42:38,698
I bow before you.
378
00:44:26,958 --> 00:44:27,958
Break the nut.
379
00:44:28,417 --> 00:44:29,748
You are such a darling.
380
00:44:32,333 --> 00:44:34,574
That a master dies by example...
381
00:44:37,708 --> 00:44:38,708
Break the nut.
382
00:44:46,042 --> 00:44:47,042
Good.
383
00:44:48,333 --> 00:44:50,699
But there is one more step.
384
00:44:51,875 --> 00:44:53,661
You have to go to the priestess.
385
00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:59,415
She will teach you how to break
the spell of the blood flag.
386
00:45:00,458 --> 00:45:03,416
But, how can I find the priestess?
387
00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:05,368
Don't worry.
388
00:45:06,125 --> 00:45:07,615
You are the chosen one.
389
00:45:08,500 --> 00:45:10,331
The priestess will find you.
390
00:45:14,083 --> 00:45:15,118
Now, go!
391
00:45:17,042 --> 00:45:18,042
Gol
392
00:45:20,292 --> 00:45:21,292
gol
393
00:46:24,042 --> 00:46:25,077
Chosen one.
394
00:46:27,083 --> 00:46:28,448
Chosen one.
395
00:46:30,625 --> 00:46:31,705
Chosen one.
396
00:46:33,917 --> 00:46:35,327
Wake up.
397
00:46:38,708 --> 00:46:39,993
Are you the priestess?
398
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:42,911
Yes, chosen one.
399
00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:45,125
Come.
400
00:46:51,000 --> 00:46:52,000
Come.
401
00:47:02,500 --> 00:47:06,243
Oooooooo00000h yes.
Very very good.
402
00:47:07,250 --> 00:47:09,115
Them vanilla pancakes. Love 'em.
403
00:47:11,125 --> 00:47:13,411
You hungry? I'm still a
bit hungey honestly.
404
00:47:14,917 --> 00:47:16,248
Don't have anything here.
405
00:47:16,583 --> 00:47:17,789
Sorry, ate it all earlier.
406
00:47:18,375 --> 00:47:19,490
Want some tea?
407
00:47:20,417 --> 00:47:21,452
The pancakes are gone.
408
00:47:21,625 --> 00:47:23,559
Oh yeah, what about that Adolf
guy by the way? Adolf himmler?
409
00:47:23,583 --> 00:47:26,541
What is it with you and that
himmler guy? I mean Hitler.
410
00:47:31,667 --> 00:47:35,535
He brainwashes people with a spell
of the so called blood flag... hold on.
411
00:47:35,917 --> 00:47:38,954
I will teach you a spell to break
the spell of the blood flag.
412
00:47:40,000 --> 00:47:41,000
Hold on a sec...
413
00:47:48,917 --> 00:47:53,581
This spell will protect you
from the blood flag.
414
00:47:53,833 --> 00:47:54,993
Take this.
415
00:48:01,542 --> 00:48:02,542
Come here.
416
00:48:07,542 --> 00:48:14,948
Das how you burn dat
dayum blood flags.
417
00:48:17,542 --> 00:48:22,536
The power of this hairband
together with the words I just told you
418
00:48:22,833 --> 00:48:26,200
will break the spell of
the dreaded blood flag.
419
00:48:26,458 --> 00:48:32,203
And eliminate the power Hitler
has over the ghan-arians.
420
00:48:32,542 --> 00:48:35,204
You are ready now, chosen one.
421
00:48:35,417 --> 00:48:41,413
Meditate now... and never forget the words
I just told you!
422
00:48:42,458 --> 00:48:43,458
Go.
423
00:48:44,958 --> 00:48:48,405
Now go to
the tournament. Exterminate Hitler!
424
00:48:51,750 --> 00:48:53,490
Exterminate Hitler!
425
00:49:35,833 --> 00:49:39,951
I will crush you like a bug.
426
00:49:56,417 --> 00:49:58,783
Ladies and gentleman!
427
00:49:59,750 --> 00:50:01,866
Dear ghan-arians.
428
00:50:03,083 --> 00:50:05,324
Awarm welcome to y'all.
429
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:08,697
Germany is cool.
430
00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:11,490
- Si!
- Ka!
431
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:16,530
Let the games commence.
432
00:50:57,375 --> 00:51:01,698
In the blue corner:
433
00:51:02,375 --> 00:51:06,994
A Mongolian.
434
00:51:08,792 --> 00:51:12,831
In the red corner:
435
00:51:14,542 --> 00:51:22,542
A large, but sexy black lady.
436
00:51:26,958 --> 00:51:27,958
Fight!
437
00:53:03,667 --> 00:53:05,407
Winner:
438
00:53:06,000 --> 00:53:09,572
The lady I mentioned earlier.
439
00:53:22,875 --> 00:53:25,161
In the blue corner:
440
00:53:26,583 --> 00:53:31,452
Some Indian dude.
441
00:53:34,375 --> 00:53:37,447
In the red corner:
442
00:53:38,250 --> 00:53:45,156
Reichs-master goering.
443
00:53:45,458 --> 00:53:46,458
Fight!
444
00:54:41,958 --> 00:54:42,993
Winner:
445
00:54:43,417 --> 00:54:48,161
Reichsmarschall goering.
446
00:55:21,167 --> 00:55:28,539
Cup of coffee, yeah... cup of coffee in the
big time, that's what you are.
447
00:55:28,708 --> 00:55:35,034
You're just a grain of sand,
while I'm the whole desert, yeah!
448
00:55:35,250 --> 00:55:36,250
Who's the man?
449
00:55:36,292 --> 00:55:37,748
You are Mr. machismo.
450
00:55:37,917 --> 00:55:40,909
Yeah... rip it off machismo girls!
451
00:55:50,417 --> 00:55:53,159
In the blue corner:
452
00:55:55,083 --> 00:56:01,283
Mister machismo.
453
00:56:04,167 --> 00:56:08,410
In the red corner:
454
00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:14,870
Addae.
455
00:56:21,542 --> 00:56:22,542
Fight!
456
00:56:56,792 --> 00:57:01,035
I fear no man. I feel no pain!
457
00:57:46,250 --> 00:57:51,119
Winner: Addae.
458
00:58:10,292 --> 00:58:13,204
In the blue corner:
459
00:58:15,250 --> 00:58:22,577
Ghana-Arian leader.
460
00:58:26,917 --> 00:58:30,785
In the red corner:
461
00:58:31,667 --> 00:58:36,582
Akante.
462
00:58:38,167 --> 00:58:39,167
Fight!
463
00:59:21,375 --> 00:59:22,080
Who am I?
464
00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:23,250
Ghan-Arian leader!
465
00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:25,205
Who am I?
466
00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:26,375
Ghan-Arian leader!
467
00:59:26,500 --> 00:59:27,500
That's me.
468
00:59:53,375 --> 00:59:57,914
Winner: Akante.
469
01:00:12,083 --> 01:00:15,655
Splendid Dr. adonko-man!
470
01:00:16,208 --> 01:00:19,996
We may have lost one of
our ghan-Arian comrades...
471
01:00:20,458 --> 01:00:25,782
But now the shadow snake fools
have to kill each other.
472
01:00:30,500 --> 01:00:31,580
Hey, brother.
473
01:00:32,000 --> 01:00:38,121
I believe the next fight
is very easy for us.
474
01:00:39,292 --> 01:00:40,292
You, okay?
475
01:00:40,625 --> 01:00:43,367
- Certainly!
- Cheers.
476
01:00:55,208 --> 01:00:56,208
Sorry.
477
01:01:03,875 --> 01:01:08,448
Addae, it looks like we have
to fight each other next.
478
01:01:13,208 --> 01:01:14,823
I just don't know if I can.
479
01:01:15,875 --> 01:01:17,490
We must, akante.
480
01:01:18,542 --> 01:01:19,577
We must.
481
01:01:20,417 --> 01:01:22,373
We have to avenge our master's death.
482
01:01:23,208 --> 01:01:25,699
We are the only chance these people have.
483
01:01:26,167 --> 01:01:30,206
To get rid of this cancer,
that are the ghan-arians.
484
01:01:31,417 --> 01:01:32,623
You are right.
485
01:01:34,375 --> 01:01:36,036
But I just can't.
486
01:01:39,000 --> 01:01:42,788
You know, we have to fight to the death.
487
01:01:43,417 --> 01:01:44,623
If we are there,
488
01:01:45,917 --> 01:01:47,373
just make it quick.
489
01:02:14,833 --> 01:02:16,539
Fight!
490
01:03:08,708 --> 01:03:13,782
I don't know if I should kill
you or marry you.
491
01:03:14,708 --> 01:03:19,281
Well, I guess I will kill you.
492
01:04:07,833 --> 01:04:15,035
Winner: Reichsmarschall goering.
493
01:04:32,792 --> 01:04:33,952
Fight!
494
01:04:50,167 --> 01:04:52,283
I wish it would have never come to that.
495
01:04:53,000 --> 01:04:54,956
We have to do what has to be done.
496
01:04:57,250 --> 01:04:59,115
May the best man win.
497
01:05:23,042 --> 01:05:25,499
Why are you not fighting, addae?
498
01:05:27,417 --> 01:05:29,578
This is not helping anyone.
499
01:05:31,625 --> 01:05:33,161
You must not hold back.
500
01:05:35,792 --> 01:05:37,282
You have to fight.
501
01:05:39,458 --> 01:05:40,458
Addae.
502
01:05:42,292 --> 01:05:45,534
I believe one of us can win the finals.
503
01:05:46,167 --> 01:05:49,330
So let's do this for the
sake of our master.
504
01:05:50,208 --> 01:05:52,415
Do it for the sake of our town.
505
01:05:57,208 --> 01:05:58,948
- I just can't.
- Addae!
506
01:06:00,500 --> 01:06:01,500
Start fighting!
507
01:07:51,000 --> 01:07:52,000
I can't.
508
01:07:53,333 --> 01:07:54,618
I can't kill you.
509
01:07:56,833 --> 01:07:58,198
You're my friend!
510
01:07:58,667 --> 01:07:59,782
My brother!
511
01:08:01,958 --> 01:08:03,448
I can't kill you...
512
01:08:58,083 --> 01:09:05,239
Winner: Addae.
513
01:09:45,625 --> 01:09:46,831
Eva.
514
01:09:47,000 --> 01:09:48,115
Eva, wait.
515
01:09:50,750 --> 01:09:52,411
It's me, addae.
516
01:09:53,000 --> 01:09:55,787
My name is Eva, the tanned one,
have we met before?
517
01:09:57,917 --> 01:09:59,032
Have we met before?
518
01:10:00,167 --> 01:10:01,202
Of course, we have.
519
01:10:03,167 --> 01:10:04,452
Eva, I love you.
520
01:10:04,958 --> 01:10:06,289
Don't you remember?
521
01:10:11,625 --> 01:10:14,537
Excuse me, I started feeling sick
when you said the name... just Eva.
522
01:10:19,917 --> 01:10:20,997
Eval
523
01:10:24,417 --> 01:10:25,827
I love you...
524
01:11:01,458 --> 01:11:06,202
In then blue corner:
525
01:11:07,167 --> 01:11:12,992
Addae.
526
01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:20,531
In the red corner:
527
01:11:21,750 --> 01:11:28,781
Reichsashamona goering.
528
01:11:35,542 --> 01:11:36,542
Fight!
529
01:12:23,458 --> 01:12:25,369
Everybody has a plan.
530
01:12:26,458 --> 01:12:28,369
Until you get hit.
531
01:12:29,208 --> 01:12:33,702
I told you.
Your shadow snake style is useless.
532
01:12:34,292 --> 01:12:38,831
Now, prepare to be re-united
with your friend.
533
01:13:19,833 --> 01:13:20,833
Break the nut!
534
01:13:41,833 --> 01:13:44,996
Congratulations.
But unfortunately, due to a slight...
535
01:13:47,292 --> 01:13:51,490
Rules violation, the last fight shall
be counted as a draw.
536
01:13:52,458 --> 01:13:56,371
But, you are not the winner just yet!
537
01:13:56,625 --> 01:13:57,705
Tojo!
538
01:14:03,208 --> 01:14:10,410
How can you call yourself the winner if
you haven't beaten our best man just yet?
539
01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:16,624
In him burns the flame
of the beauty of Japan!
540
01:14:20,083 --> 01:14:22,039
Jawoll! I challenge you to a fight!
541
01:14:23,167 --> 01:14:25,783
You're not the real winner of this
tournament without beating me!
542
01:14:26,500 --> 01:14:28,582
Do you accept?
543
01:14:29,292 --> 01:14:30,372
I accept!
544
01:14:31,042 --> 01:14:32,873
So shall be it!
545
01:14:33,167 --> 01:14:37,991
The final fight should be
hideki tojo of the ghan-arians
546
01:14:38,708 --> 01:14:44,704
versus addae of the shadow snake school.
547
01:14:45,625 --> 01:14:48,867
Gentleman! Get ready to fight!
548
01:14:49,958 --> 01:14:52,825
Boys! Take the body away!
549
01:15:46,458 --> 01:15:50,155
Dr. Hitler, how would you like me
to exterminate him?
550
01:15:52,250 --> 01:15:55,697
This is my secret, akpeteshie.
551
01:15:58,250 --> 01:16:00,206
No! Master!
552
01:16:02,292 --> 01:16:03,577
Eva, I love you!
553
01:16:29,750 --> 01:16:31,786
Trying to numb your pain?
554
01:16:33,583 --> 01:16:35,539
I'll show you pain!
555
01:16:37,625 --> 01:16:38,625
Come on!
556
01:17:20,708 --> 01:17:22,198
I won the tournament.
557
01:17:23,208 --> 01:17:26,371
Now I want you to Grant me my wish.
558
01:17:28,042 --> 01:17:30,909
So, what shall your wish be?
559
01:17:31,708 --> 01:17:34,905
Shall it be women? Shall it be money?
560
01:17:35,833 --> 01:17:41,408
I can even make you my new
no.2 if you want.
561
01:17:42,000 --> 01:17:43,410
I don't want any of them.
562
01:17:44,708 --> 01:17:46,448
I want the blood flag.
563
01:17:47,083 --> 01:17:50,405
What? The blutfahne?
564
01:17:51,042 --> 01:17:56,491
A different choice would be
preferable, indeed.
565
01:17:56,667 --> 01:17:59,989
Now we gonna burn
dat dayum blood flag.
566
01:18:01,125 --> 01:18:04,913
No! Not the blood flag!
567
01:18:19,250 --> 01:18:20,615
Addae, take it!
568
01:20:37,958 --> 01:20:41,200
Welcome! Welcome to my shop!
569
01:20:53,333 --> 01:20:55,449
Are you doing great?
570
01:20:57,542 --> 01:20:59,518
I'm aight.
I'm glad we could bury the hatchet.
571
01:20:59,542 --> 01:21:01,578
- Tojo, we want some of this.
- Sure!
572
01:21:02,542 --> 01:21:03,702
Which do you want?
573
01:21:05,583 --> 01:21:07,665
With or without teeth?
574
01:21:07,958 --> 01:21:10,700
- 10 Ghana cedi.
- We want it.
575
01:21:25,542 --> 01:21:27,078
- Here you are.
- Thank you very much.
576
01:21:39,125 --> 01:21:43,243
Well, I guess my father was wrong
577
01:21:43,417 --> 01:21:45,999
and you are never a loser after all.
578
01:21:46,292 --> 01:21:48,248
Yeah, I am not a loser.
579
01:21:49,958 --> 01:21:53,121
And I am really glad everything is
back to normal.
580
01:21:53,750 --> 01:21:58,744
Once we settle down,
I will open my own kung fu school.
581
01:21:59,083 --> 01:22:03,907
I will strongly support you, because your
kung fu has saved us all!
582
01:22:04,583 --> 01:22:07,780
Something like the ghan-arians must
never happen again.
583
01:22:08,792 --> 01:22:09,952
Hey addae...
584
01:22:10,917 --> 01:22:12,327
- Si!
- Ka!
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