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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:02,553 MR BOBACK: Lara! - LARA: My dad’s back. 2 00:00:02,600 --> 00:00:04,830 GIRLS: Hi, Mr Boback! 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:09,116 Mum, do you wanna do something today? — What? 4 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:11,111 Something, anything. - I've got too much to do. 5 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:14,319 ChIa-what? - Chlamydia. 6 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:16,556 You'll need to contact your sexual partners and inform them. 7 00:00:17,080 --> 00:00:17,956 Partners? 8 00:00:18,040 --> 00:00:20,235 It's over. - Oh, come on, let's just have a little... 9 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,356 like, a little goodbye fiddle. - Goodbye, Dom. 10 00:00:22,840 --> 00:00:26,116 Hello, again. Wednesday afternoon, amusement park. 11 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:27,276 Sorry. Who are you? 12 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:29,192 You have a bite mark—— - No! No. 13 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:31,834 It's on your shoulder—— - Oi, oil Get out of it, you little shit. 14 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:34,309 I'll be in touch. 15 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:40,915 PHONE RINGS 16 00:00:42,760 --> 00:00:44,398 MANDY: Hi. - MAFlK: Where are you? 17 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,278 Yeah, I'm at the school morning meeting. 18 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:48,550 Oh. Listen, I can 't find Phoebe ’s karate kit. 19 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:51,036 MANDY: Look in her room. - Idid. 20 00:00:52,640 --> 00:00:54,710 Look, are you OK about today? 21 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,355 Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. It's... it‘sjust a day. 22 00:01:17,120 --> 00:01:19,714 OSCAR: I‘m afraid I have a migraine. You‘re gonna have to go then. 23 00:01:19,840 --> 00:01:22,798 What? Take a Nurofen. 24 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,598 OSCAR: It's a migraine. 25 00:01:25,840 --> 00:01:28,593 Then we won't go, we can all go another day. 26 00:01:28,800 --> 00:01:34,397 No, Caroline, the whole point is it‘s today, to take her mind off the anniversary. 27 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,589 MUFFLED: We need to get her out of town, away from it all. 28 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,797 At any rate, it'll be good for you and Miri to spend some time together. 29 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,832 CAROLINE: Your headache might clear up in a minute. 30 00:01:45,240 --> 00:01:47,629 OSCAR: It's not a headache, Caroline. 31 00:02:20,040 --> 00:02:22,429 MANDY SCREAMS 32 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,199 Hiya, hi, babe. Hiya. 33 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,717 Yeah, l'mjust thinking, I think the, urn, karate kit's in the airing cupboard. 34 00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:41,070 Yeah. 35 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:44,669 Which one is she again? 36 00:02:44,760 --> 00:02:46,478 Your father's aunt. - Thought she died. 37 00:02:46,640 --> 00:02:48,471 No, she refuses to. Old cunt. 38 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:50,399 But she's family, so you visit. 39 00:02:51,920 --> 00:02:54,832 Like we visited you in... that place. 40 00:02:55,280 --> 00:02:57,157 You can say "cunt" but you can't say "prison"? 41 00:02:57,200 --> 00:02:59,794 It's extremely rare for me to use the "cunt" word 42 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,235 and | only do so with regard to absolute cunts. 43 00:03:03,280 --> 00:03:06,352 SHE SIGHS It's a lovely drive and we're gonna have fun. 44 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:08,509 Feels fun. 45 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:19,431 ENGINE STARTS 46 00:03:22,040 --> 00:03:22,995 Fifth of November. 47 00:03:24,640 --> 00:03:25,959 It's a beautiful day. 48 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:29,349 Exciting. 49 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,269 MlRI CHANTS: Shark! Shark! Shark! Shark! 50 00:03:32,320 --> 00:03:34,117 Mum, you have to say "attack". - Attack. 51 00:03:34,360 --> 00:03:35,839 No, at the same time as me. 52 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:38,834 SHE CHANTS: Shark! Shark! Shark! - You're not saying it. 53 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:41,758 No, so, you say attack, then I have to try and guess when you're gonna say it 54 00:03:41,800 --> 00:03:42,676 and say it before you. 55 00:03:43,560 --> 00:03:45,391 CAROLINE CHANTS: Attack! Attack! Attack! Attack! 56 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:46,555 MlRl GIGGLES No. 57 00:03:46,600 --> 00:03:47,635 Stupid game. 58 00:03:48,440 --> 00:03:50,795 When we get home, I'll make you play ping—pong doorways. 59 00:03:50,840 --> 00:03:52,478 What on Earth is that? — MIRI CHUCKLES 60 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,754 We used to make up lots of silly games in prison to pass the time. 61 00:03:56,960 --> 00:03:58,234 There is a lot of time. 62 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,239 You get quite creative. 63 00:04:00,720 --> 00:04:02,790 Do you know that I can make a banofiee pie in a kettle? 64 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:06,632 Yeah. It's actually rather good, I'll... I'll make it for you and Dad one day. 65 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,797 There's a good hairdresser in Petworth. Maybe we could stop off and... 66 00:04:09,920 --> 00:04:11,114 see if they can fit you in. 67 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:13,510 Wow. 68 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:15,709 You could have some highlights. 69 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:17,830 It might make you feel better. - No, it might make you feel better 70 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:19,518 that stuff doesn't matter to me, you know that. 71 00:04:19,600 --> 00:04:20,589 Just a thought. 72 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:24,152 MAN ON RADIO: We humans have creative software in our brain, so it's those neuro-- 73 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:26,635 I want to listen to The Archers. - No, let's just talk. 74 00:04:26,920 --> 00:04:28,399 About what? - Anything, something. 75 00:04:28,480 --> 00:04:29,833 We know nothing about each other. 76 00:04:29,960 --> 00:04:31,552 We were talking and we finished. 77 00:04:33,200 --> 00:04:34,758 OK, brilliant. 78 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,751 Three—hour drive. Hooray. 79 00:04:38,360 --> 00:04:39,839 URINE SPLASHES 80 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,950 HE SIGHS — URINE SPLASHES 81 00:04:46,400 --> 00:04:47,753 Fuck you, Caroline. 82 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:50,510 URINE TRICKLES 83 00:05:06,960 --> 00:05:08,632 DOORBELL RINGS 84 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:21,673 What are you doing? — Shh. 85 00:05:21,800 --> 00:05:24,598 I'm trying to enjoy this very comfortable silence. 86 00:05:25,920 --> 00:05:27,956 You're being childish. - Shh! That's talking. 87 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:30,799 Look, what do you want me to say? 88 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:32,673 I wake up, | eat porridge. 89 00:05:33,320 --> 00:05:34,912 Your father goes on about something. 90 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:37,071 This morning it was seven types of plastic. 91 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:38,633 Why are you getting at me? 92 00:05:39,120 --> 00:05:41,236 Ah! I just wanted to take you out for a nice day—— 93 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:42,952 Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum! - Shit! 94 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,230 MIRI: Oh, what was that? 95 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:45,474 Oh! — Jesus! 96 00:05:45,520 --> 00:05:48,318 RADIO PLAYS THE ARCHERS THEME TUNE 97 00:05:51,400 --> 00:05:54,995 Mr Matteson, I'm from Pilot Power, I need to check your meter. 98 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:57,356 Oh, somebody came a few days ago. — I know, 99 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:01,551 But it gave an odd reading and so I'm following up. 100 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:04,390 Don't want an astronomical bill. - OSCAR SCOFFS 101 00:06:04,440 --> 00:06:05,668 That would be very unlikely. 102 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:09,152 I have the energy efficiency of this house entirely under control. 103 00:06:09,440 --> 00:06:13,149 May | just say that your recycling system out in front here 104 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,069 is exemplary. 105 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:16,952 Um, thank you. 106 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:22,314 Yes. If everyone put in the time you do, there'd be a lot more polar bears. 107 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:24,878 It's the least a human can do. 108 00:06:26,760 --> 00:06:29,513 Did you know that teabags are not compostable? 109 00:06:30,280 --> 00:06:32,635 And that certain brands, they use... 110 00:06:32,760 --> 00:06:34,432 synthetic—— - Synthetic fibres, yes. 111 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,072 HE CHUCKLES I learnt the hard way. 112 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:39,113 All those bags toxifying my compost bins. 113 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:40,679 Oh. don't go there. 114 00:06:42,040 --> 00:06:44,235 You are a leader of men. 115 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:48,555 A Viking. 116 00:06:53,680 --> 00:06:56,672 It would be an honour to check the house of a hero. 117 00:06:57,840 --> 00:06:59,637 Uh, of course, come in. - Yes? Yes, OK. 118 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,073 "Exemplary". OSCAR HUFFS AND CHUCKLES 119 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:07,117 Oh, shit, poor thing. 120 00:07:07,200 --> 00:07:08,394 Oh, Christ! 121 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:09,914 Oh, I think it's dead. 122 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:11,399 The car. Oh, the car! — Is it dead? 123 00:07:11,520 --> 00:07:12,669 Oscar' ll be furious. 124 00:07:12,720 --> 00:07:14,039 Think it's mostly dead. 125 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,429 Oh God, it blinked. - How we gonna get there? 126 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,829 Oh no, it's still breathing, it's like 99% dead. 127 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:21,514 If we're late, she's gonna be such an old bag about it. 128 00:07:21,600 --> 00:07:23,670 Mum, we have to do something about it, it's in pain. 129 00:07:23,720 --> 00:07:26,280 Oh, God. Put it out of its misery. 130 00:07:26,400 --> 00:07:27,628 Oh, I can't. You do it. 131 00:07:27,720 --> 00:07:28,550 You do it. 132 00:07:31,520 --> 00:07:32,430 What? 133 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:33,796 Nothing. 134 00:07:34,080 --> 00:07:35,991 I didn't say anything. - You so did. 135 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:38,038 Oh, I didn't mean-- - What, I've killed before 136 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:39,877 so I can kill again? - Oh, don't be so silly. 137 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,389 You're my mother, you're supposed to be on my side 138 00:07:42,480 --> 00:07:44,630 not looking at me like I'm some kind of cold-blooded... 139 00:07:44,920 --> 00:07:46,831 Bloody...! Oh, shit. 140 00:07:49,360 --> 00:07:50,349 Well, now it's dead. 141 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,350 It was in pain. - Bleurgh, I can taste it. 142 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,510 No, you can't. Leave it. 143 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:57,198 No... — Look, come on, we'll be late. 144 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,873 No, we're not leaving it in the road. 145 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:00,552 What are you doing? - Burying it. 146 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:01,755 Help me. 147 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:04,195 No. Bloody filthy. 148 00:08:04,280 --> 00:08:05,872 Oh, no. 149 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:07,713 I'm killing it even more. 150 00:08:17,760 --> 00:08:18,875 Sorry, little fox. 151 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,269 CAROLINE SIGHS 152 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:24,554 I've never done that before, killed something. 153 00:08:24,720 --> 00:08:26,517 It was the right thing to do. — Yes, but... 154 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:30,349 Foxes are bastards anyway, they steal babies from bungalows and chickens and stuff. 155 00:08:31,800 --> 00:08:34,712 MlRl SIGHS OK, Mum, let's go and sort out the car. 156 00:08:36,040 --> 00:08:41,672 SHE SINGS: if The day thou gayest, Lord, is ended it 157 00:08:42,080 --> 00:08:47,393 ,t The darkness falls at thy behest it — MlRl MUMBLES ALONG 158 00:08:48,520 --> 00:08:53,913 # To thee our morning hymn ascended t‘ 159 00:08:55,280 --> 00:08:58,033 it i pray shall sanctity our rest if - it / pray .. it 160 00:08:58,080 --> 00:09:00,913 it i pray shall sanctity our rest l‘ - Blah, blah, blah... 161 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,759 MIRI MUMBLES THE TUNE 162 00:09:04,760 --> 00:09:05,988 SAMUEL: Av. ay, av... 163 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:06,956 What is it? 164 00:09:09,080 --> 00:09:11,878 Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick, tick and... 165 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:15,400 That is faster than it should be. - Well, it's always like that. 166 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,237 No. No. 167 00:09:18,400 --> 00:09:19,549 HE SIGHS 168 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:23,837 There is energy being wasted somewhere in this house. 169 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,712 No, absolutely not, I am vigilant. 170 00:09:25,760 --> 00:09:27,034 PHONE CHIMES 171 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:28,633 Oh, is-is that you? 172 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,835 No, it's my wife's. 173 00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,432 That is not a Viking's phone. 174 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:42,391 I would like to check all your power-points and appliances. 175 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:48,070 Mr Matteson, don't worry. 176 00:09:48,440 --> 00:09:50,112 This will take a few hours 177 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,718 but I promise, I will get to the bottom of this. 178 00:10:12,840 --> 00:10:14,990 Maybe it's in the car and it fell out of your pocket? 179 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:16,559 I don't wear things with pockets. 180 00:10:16,800 --> 00:10:18,279 I've never worn anything with pockets. 181 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:20,311 What's wrong with pockets? - Hips, Miril 182 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,268 Oh, God, where is it? 183 00:10:22,520 --> 00:10:23,714 Well, it's fine, we'll just... 184 00:10:23,800 --> 00:10:24,755 There's a payphone—— - It isn't fine. 185 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:27,678 Nothing is fine. - Oh, my God. Is this about pockets again? 186 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,079 I had it in my hand. 187 00:10:29,160 --> 00:10:30,832 Well, you probably left it at home. — I didn't. 188 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:31,870 I know I didn't. 189 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,559 Oh, Christ, maybe I did. 190 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:36,314 Oh, shit. 191 00:10:37,800 --> 00:10:39,711 Mum, what you doing? 192 00:10:39,920 --> 00:10:41,148 I'm sitting down. 193 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,276 OK, look, I'm gonna go to the payphone 194 00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:44,918 and I'm gonna call the breakdown people, alright? 195 00:10:45,080 --> 00:10:46,229 I'm sure I had it. 196 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:49,916 Oh, for fuck's sake, why is everyone so obsessed with their phones? 197 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,039 I need to talk to Miri. 198 00:10:54,800 --> 00:10:56,756 Who are you? — Her best friend. 199 00:10:57,440 --> 00:10:58,759 It's very important. 200 00:10:58,840 --> 00:11:00,398 Well, she's not here. - SHE SIGHS 201 00:11:03,320 --> 00:11:04,912 Can I get a cod and chips? 202 00:11:05,680 --> 00:11:06,749 It's ten in the morning. 203 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,273 Are you judging me? — No. 204 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,595 Well, when you've got kids, ten in the morning is two in the afternoon. 205 00:11:12,400 --> 00:11:14,072 When's she coming back? — She's not. 206 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:15,633 Um, we're moving venue. 207 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:16,949 I've got a truck. 208 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,635 Gonna park it by the beach... - Do you wanna fuck me? 209 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:21,790 What? 210 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:23,475 Well, you look really bored. 211 00:11:23,560 --> 00:11:25,835 I'm stressed, you know, we'd both get something out of it. 212 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:28,559 But I don't even know who you are. — Yeah, I mean, that's the whole... 213 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:30,668 Oh, God, just forget it. 214 00:11:36,400 --> 00:11:37,435 Still got it. 215 00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:43,630 MIRI: They'll be about two hours. 216 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:46,148 What? That's ridiculous. 217 00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,831 A tyre is hardly a priority. 218 00:11:50,080 --> 00:11:53,789 Two women in the middle of nowhere, no phone, it's like Midsomer Murders. 219 00:11:54,040 --> 00:11:56,474 Mum, we're in West Sussex, a Tory MP will probably drive by 220 00:11:56,560 --> 00:11:58,278 and save us before the breakdown people do. 221 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,999 They say two hours, they mean four. 222 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:02,389 OK. 223 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:04,272 If I'd known, I'd have brought a book. 224 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:07,992 Where's your father when we need him? 225 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:25,039 HE SIGHS 226 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:38,439 HE MOUTHS 227 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:43,879 HE MOUTHS 228 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,239 I'm gonna cancel my membership. 229 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,753 MIRI: Then they'll definitely come. 230 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,075 CAROLINE SCOFFS 231 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:07,229 Mum, why don't you come and sit down? - No, I don't want to sit. 232 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:09,631 I've done sitting. I'm standing now. 233 00:13:10,160 --> 00:13:11,275 SHE SCOFFS 234 00:13:12,800 --> 00:13:15,633 OK... this is awful. 235 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,113 CAROLINE SIGHS I know. 236 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:19,555 No, no, no, no, not the breakdown. This. Us. 237 00:13:19,680 --> 00:13:22,513 You have been so weird with me since I came back. 238 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:23,510 Just... 239 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,193 Where are you going? —I don't know. 240 00:13:27,480 --> 00:13:29,789 We are gonna have this conversation. — OK, fine. 241 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,195 You were right, I thought you should kill the fox. 242 00:13:32,240 --> 00:13:34,754 And I smashed its head in so we didn't have to talk about all this. 243 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,194 God, I'm a terrible mother. 244 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,513 I think I might be a cunt. - No, you're not. 245 00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:39,590 I am. 246 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,389 I left you and your father when you were six for a whole month. 247 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,670 I-| know, we ate custard every night, it was quite fun. 248 00:13:44,760 --> 00:13:47,513 Sometimes I didn't put you to bed at night cos I couldn't bear reading 249 00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,079 The Tiger Who Came To Tea. 250 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,952 OK. - Again and again. 251 00:13:51,080 --> 00:13:53,594 It's just a book. - God, I couldn't bear that bloody tiger. 252 00:13:53,680 --> 00:13:55,352 He had no manners. - Because he's a tiger. 253 00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:57,829 You know, he couldn't get an erection. - Well, he was just there for tea. 254 00:13:57,920 --> 00:14:01,629 Your father, after you went away. Probably thought it was all my fault. 255 00:14:02,400 --> 00:14:03,389 Oh, forget it. 256 00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,996 Where are you going? You-you want to talk. 257 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,629 Yeah, a real conversation, this is just you whining in the woods. 258 00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:13,871 Why can't I do anything right? - Because you don't do anything right! 259 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,469 Do you know that I shared a room with a woman who said the word beetle 20 times a minute 260 00:14:18,840 --> 00:14:22,276 for two years? No, because you don't ask. 261 00:14:22,360 --> 00:14:24,157 l... - The only thing you could ask me about 262 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:25,275 was the weather. 263 00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,273 So? - So, so? What's the weather like, Miri? 264 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:30,550 I was inside for 23 hours a day! 265 00:14:30,680 --> 00:14:34,116 Well, I didn't know. - This momentous thing happened to our family 266 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,118 and we can't talk about it because it makes you feel uncomfortable. 267 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,270 Fine. The whispering. 268 00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,311 Being frozen out of the church choir. 269 00:14:42,760 --> 00:14:46,878 Having to go to the supermarket after dark out of town to avoid the stares. 270 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,075 Friends dropping like flies. 271 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,879 No Christmas cards on the mantel means no Christmas full stop. 272 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:54,878 Just two M&S turkey legs in front of the telly 273 00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,439 hoping it would make it go faster. 274 00:14:56,880 --> 00:15:02,512 Years and years of nothing but me and him rattling around that sad, empty house 275 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:03,919 waiting for you to come back. 276 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:07,275 Worrying about what you'd be like if you did come back. 277 00:15:07,600 --> 00:15:10,068 I don't ask you about it because I hated it. 278 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,277 And I want to pretend none of it ever happened. 279 00:15:12,800 --> 00:15:15,189 You ruined my life. Prison ruined my life. 280 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:16,909 And I hated you. 281 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,878 l have hated you. 282 00:15:26,240 --> 00:15:27,229 Thank you. 283 00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,069 What? — No. 284 00:15:29,720 --> 00:15:31,438 Thank you for being honest with me. 285 00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:35,437 Maybe a bit too honest, but... 286 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,318 What do you want me to do to help you? 287 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:43,952 Just be my mum, that's all. 288 00:15:55,360 --> 00:15:56,190 Hm. 289 00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:00,675 OSCAR: Hello? 290 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,516 I've gotta go, I've gotta meet someone. I'll be back in 20 minutes. 291 00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,238 Sure, I have everything I need. 292 00:16:20,120 --> 00:16:20,996 Hah. 293 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,230 Bingo. Hello, ladies. 294 00:16:36,280 --> 00:16:38,555 Hi, I'm Miri. 295 00:16:43,080 --> 00:16:44,035 Hello. 296 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:49,794 PHONE CHIMES 297 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:06,119 Shit! - IIMy labia is moist." 298 00:17:06,440 --> 00:17:08,510 Whoa! Whoa, Mr Matteson... 299 00:17:08,600 --> 00:17:11,034 DOM SPLUTTERS 300 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,349 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 301 00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:14,510 Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey! It was meaningless. 302 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,352 It was my wife, you... — Fuck off. 303 00:17:17,360 --> 00:17:19,635 Fuck off! - Shut up, you little twat! 304 00:17:19,760 --> 00:17:22,115 Stop, wait, wait. Wait! Wait, wait, wait! 305 00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:25,590 Wait. Just wait. Let me just... this is new. 306 00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:29,155 You wanna fight me but I'm warning you now, I'll fuck you up. 307 00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:32,673 Fuck off! Fuck, fuck you. Fuck off! 308 00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:33,590 Fuck off! 309 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,198 Hey, whoa, whoa. Calm, calm, calm... 310 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,633 DOM GRUNTS 311 00:17:36,920 --> 00:17:38,319 Fuck, you're 70! 312 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:40,789 Jesus! - I am a Viking! 313 00:17:40,880 --> 00:17:42,711 Fuck! Argh! 314 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:45,268 You always were a pathetic little jerk. 315 00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:47,078 I can feel your nuts on my nuts. 316 00:17:47,160 --> 00:17:49,469 You stay away from my wife 317 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:52,440 and my daughter. Is that clear? 318 00:17:55,600 --> 00:17:58,956 Agh... You're lucky I don't fight pensioners. 319 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,556 DOM COUGHS AND GROANS 320 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:08,791 Oh, for fuck... That was unnecessary! 321 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,353 Viking! 322 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:17,869 Is Miri here? 323 00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,590 No. 324 00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,315 Mr and Mrs Matteson? - Nobody's here. 325 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,636 BOTTLE CAP POPS — Just me. 326 00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:26,195 Sorry, who are you? 327 00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,275 I'm here to fix things. 328 00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,673 Drink on the job, do you? - Hm, hm, yeah. 329 00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:34,710 Mm. 330 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:39,629 Sometimes. When things go very well. 331 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:45,269 Ha. Such good friends, all of you, hmm? 332 00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:50,079 You, Miri, and of course, poor little Lara. 333 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:56,712 But even the best friends... they have secrets, don’t they, Mandy? 334 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:58,909 How do you know my name? 335 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,678 HE SNIFFS Hm... 336 00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:07,310 Well... 337 00:19:08,720 --> 00:19:10,517 I think I... I better go now. 338 00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,793 Don't fuck with me. 339 00:19:14,600 --> 00:19:15,828 I'm a head teacher. 340 00:19:18,720 --> 00:19:20,039 HE CHUCKLES 341 00:19:20,200 --> 00:19:21,838 Good luck sleeping tonight. 342 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:25,234 Two hours my arse. 343 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,714 Come here, hang on. 344 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,397 I thought you said it doesn't matter how you look? 345 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:33,597 Well, it matters to you, doesn't it? 346 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:38,271 I know you wouldn't have done anything unless... 347 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,833 You and Lara, you were such good friends. 348 00:19:44,720 --> 00:19:46,233 Why was she so angry with you? 349 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:50,354 It's never made sense. — It's a rabbit hole, I can't even... 350 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:51,594 The poor Bobacks. 351 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:53,788 To lose a child... 352 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,075 unthinkable. 353 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,432 CAR HORN HONKS 354 00:20:00,560 --> 00:20:02,312 Shut up, you bloody Tory scum! 355 00:20:02,360 --> 00:20:04,032 Mum, you're a Tory. — Yes, I know. 356 00:20:04,080 --> 00:20:05,877 CAR HORN PLAYS "DIXIE‘I - Oh, hello! 357 00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:07,797 CAROLINE: Ha! At last. 358 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,228 MIRI: That's a cheery horn. 359 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:13,790 Another year. 360 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:20,357 You're not missing much, um... I never know what to do today. 361 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,197 I just asked a stranger for sex. 362 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,229 Miri's back. 363 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,390 You're probably haunting the shit out her. 364 00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:33,075 Like you are me. 365 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,353 I still can't sleep. 366 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,155 But you know that. 367 00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,072 Sometimes I miss you 368 00:20:45,160 --> 00:20:48,391 and then I remember what a bitch you were, and I still miss you. 369 00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,154 Grade—A skunk. 370 00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:54,995 Don't pull a whitey. 371 00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:03,148 MIRI CHANTS: Shark! Shark! Shark! 372 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:05,031 Attack! - THEY LAUGH 373 00:21:05,960 --> 00:21:06,836 I still don't get it. 374 00:21:07,880 --> 00:21:09,313 I'm more of a bridge person. 375 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:10,634 MIRI: Bridge? Mum! 376 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,598 When we get home, I am teaching you ping—pong doorway. 377 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:14,789 CAROLINE: No, Miri. 378 00:21:24,280 --> 00:21:26,635 What are you doing out here? Is that blood? 379 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:28,519 Uh, yeah. 380 00:21:29,360 --> 00:21:32,238 Uh, I got into a bit of a squabble with a rose bush. 381 00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:33,830 Iwon. 382 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:35,469 You're here. 383 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,035 We're all here. 384 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:40,953 Mum beat the shit out of a dead fox. 385 00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:42,109 Miri. - Well... 386 00:21:42,160 --> 00:21:43,673 it happened, so I'm gonna tell everyone. 387 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,631 You look terrible. 388 00:21:46,040 --> 00:21:47,632 But you're mine. - I know, 389 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,476 Right, you two, get inside. 390 00:21:55,840 --> 00:21:58,070 No snogging until after dinner. 391 00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:00,073 MIRI: Wheel 392 00:22:00,240 --> 00:22:01,992 This is so nice. - Mm. 393 00:22:03,200 --> 00:22:04,189 Look at that one there. 394 00:22:04,560 --> 00:22:05,959 Wow. - Did you see that? 395 00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:14,592 MARK SNORES 396 00:22:23,440 --> 00:22:24,919 SHE SIGHS 397 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,632 PAPER CRUNCHES 398 00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,631 MR BOBACK: Lara! - LARA: My dad's back, hide the cigarettes. 399 00:23:20,680 --> 00:23:21,635 Hi, Dad! 400 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:24,230 GIRLS: Hi, Mr Boback! 401 00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:27,355 LARA: Hi, Dad, 402 00:23:27,680 --> 00:23:29,910 GIRLS: Hi, Mr Boback! 403 00:23:33,080 --> 00:23:33,956 Yes. 404 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,510 Hello, Mr Boback. 405 00:23:45,720 --> 00:23:46,630 Mm. 29763

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