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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:04,117 Let there be light. 2 00:00:04,781 --> 00:00:07,660 I can't believe you waited three months to tell me about this. 3 00:00:07,684 --> 00:00:10,414 In my defense, it's not like you and I have always had 4 00:00:10,439 --> 00:00:12,905 the best tenant-slash- building-manager relationship. 5 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:14,289 Your first week here, you said, 6 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:16,241 "Ma'am, will you help me hang my shower drapes?" 7 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:17,680 I don't know which to be offended by more, 8 00:00:17,704 --> 00:00:20,132 you calling me "ma'am" or you calling them "shower drapes." 9 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:22,203 What would you call them? 10 00:00:22,228 --> 00:00:24,560 Curtains, Zoey. They're curtains. 11 00:00:24,585 --> 00:00:25,710 You need a new part. 12 00:00:25,735 --> 00:00:28,403 I'll hit up the hardware store right after I get my manicure. 13 00:00:32,052 --> 00:00:35,101 Dear God, is this job really worth the cheaper rent? 14 00:00:37,647 --> 00:00:39,124 What are you giggling at? 15 00:00:39,149 --> 00:00:42,164 Simon and I are helping each other make me-mojis. 16 00:00:42,189 --> 00:00:43,601 Does that really look like me? 17 00:00:43,626 --> 00:00:45,117 All I see is a single lady 18 00:00:45,142 --> 00:00:47,320 texting an engaged man before 9 A.M. 19 00:00:47,798 --> 00:00:49,648 This is just innocent fun. 20 00:00:49,673 --> 00:00:52,070 Said no innocent person ever. 21 00:00:53,926 --> 00:00:55,875 - I can see your side-eye. - Good. 22 00:00:58,585 --> 00:01:00,031 Morning, Bonnie. 23 00:01:00,056 --> 00:01:02,140 Wait. Someone actually lives there? 24 00:01:02,165 --> 00:01:03,680 I've been in this building for two years, 25 00:01:03,704 --> 00:01:05,421 and I've never seen anybody go in or out. 26 00:01:05,446 --> 00:01:06,929 Shh. Bonnie's agoraphobic, 27 00:01:06,954 --> 00:01:08,257 so I deliver her mail 28 00:01:08,282 --> 00:01:10,687 and occasionally read to her through her door. 29 00:01:10,712 --> 00:01:13,458 I've never heard a peep, but it's probably good practice 30 00:01:13,483 --> 00:01:15,667 for when I finally record my audiobook. 31 00:01:15,692 --> 00:01:17,058 Poor Bonnie. 32 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,158 She must be so lonely. 33 00:01:20,183 --> 00:01:22,421 Can you imagine living your life like that? 34 00:01:22,446 --> 00:01:24,324 I can't imagine hiding myself from the world. 35 00:01:24,349 --> 00:01:27,476 I'm a Leo, baby, brave, bold, beautiful! 36 00:01:27,787 --> 00:01:29,314 And I'm... 37 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,414 whatever a Capricorn is. 38 00:01:31,978 --> 00:01:34,452 It's too bad we can't all be like you. 39 00:01:39,855 --> 00:01:45,687 ♪ Oh, yes, I'm the great pretender ♪ 40 00:01:46,108 --> 00:01:50,960 ♪ Pretending that I'm doing well ♪ 41 00:01:52,147 --> 00:01:55,070 ♪ My need is such ♪ 42 00:01:55,095 --> 00:01:58,335 ♪ I pretend too much ♪ 43 00:01:58,360 --> 00:02:03,171 ♪ I'm lonely, but no one can tell ♪ 44 00:02:03,864 --> 00:02:05,687 ♪ Oh, yes ♪ 45 00:02:05,712 --> 00:02:09,513 ♪ I'm the great pretender ♪ 46 00:02:10,298 --> 00:02:15,067 ♪ Adrift in a world of my own ♪ 47 00:02:16,414 --> 00:02:19,093 ♪ I've played the game ♪ 48 00:02:19,118 --> 00:02:22,431 ♪ But to my real shame ♪ 49 00:02:22,456 --> 00:02:27,476 ♪ You've left me to dream all alone ♪ 50 00:02:28,245 --> 00:02:34,267 ♪ Too real is this feeling of make-believe ♪ 51 00:02:34,393 --> 00:02:37,472 ♪ Too real when I feel ♪ 52 00:02:37,497 --> 00:02:41,799 ♪ What my heart can't conceal ♪ 53 00:02:44,669 --> 00:02:47,096 ♪ Oh, yes ♪ 54 00:02:47,121 --> 00:02:52,958 ♪ I'm the great pretender ♪ 55 00:02:56,960 --> 00:02:59,353 - Mo? - Yes, angel? 56 00:02:59,930 --> 00:03:01,510 You just sang to me, 57 00:03:01,535 --> 00:03:03,146 like in a heart-song way, 58 00:03:03,171 --> 00:03:04,982 not in like a condescending 59 00:03:05,007 --> 00:03:07,603 "I'm gonna teach you the power of music" kind of way. 60 00:03:07,628 --> 00:03:08,905 I didn't feel anything. 61 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:10,916 Eh, I'm telling you it happened. 62 00:03:11,237 --> 00:03:13,924 Here's the bad news. Your song was kind of sad. 63 00:03:13,949 --> 00:03:16,182 And what was it you thought you heard me singing? 64 00:03:16,207 --> 00:03:17,783 I'm gonna take a shot in the dark 65 00:03:17,808 --> 00:03:19,322 and say "The Great Pretender." 66 00:03:19,347 --> 00:03:22,346 According to the lyrics, you're pretending you're well, 67 00:03:22,371 --> 00:03:26,182 but, at the same time, you're, like, super lonely. 68 00:03:26,207 --> 00:03:27,451 Should we unpack that? 69 00:03:27,476 --> 00:03:29,368 No, because I didn't sing it. 70 00:03:29,393 --> 00:03:30,401 If I'm gonna sing anything, 71 00:03:30,425 --> 00:03:32,533 it's gonna be something like "Walking on Sunshine," 72 00:03:32,558 --> 00:03:34,836 and there'd be a montage of me trying on cute clothes. 73 00:03:34,861 --> 00:03:35,995 I don't know. I really think... 74 00:03:36,019 --> 00:03:37,994 I really think your power is on the fritz, girl. 75 00:03:38,019 --> 00:03:40,455 Now, if you'll excuse me, 76 00:03:40,480 --> 00:03:43,369 I have to snake a toilet in apartment seven. 77 00:03:47,443 --> 00:03:49,502 Quick. Feel something strongly, 78 00:03:49,527 --> 00:03:51,603 but don't tell me about it. Just think it. 79 00:03:51,628 --> 00:03:53,603 Did you just learn a new magic trick? 80 00:03:53,628 --> 00:03:55,752 Just work with me, Simon, okay? 81 00:03:56,111 --> 00:03:59,807 What is bothering you on the inside? 82 00:04:03,277 --> 00:04:04,688 I'm kind of pissed at the florist 83 00:04:04,713 --> 00:04:07,158 for our engagement party. Does that count? 84 00:04:07,183 --> 00:04:08,831 - What happened? - He totally bailed on us. 85 00:04:08,855 --> 00:04:11,338 Jessica is livid, and I'm kinda scared for the guy, 86 00:04:11,363 --> 00:04:13,347 because she will find him, and she does not fight fair. 87 00:04:13,371 --> 00:04:15,003 If you need somebody, you should call my mom. 88 00:04:15,027 --> 00:04:16,392 She's a landscape architect, 89 00:04:16,417 --> 00:04:18,243 but that's florist adjacent-adjacent. 90 00:04:18,268 --> 00:04:20,064 I'm sure she could give you some solid recs. 91 00:04:20,089 --> 00:04:21,299 God bless you. 92 00:04:21,324 --> 00:04:24,471 Godspeed to you. 93 00:04:24,827 --> 00:04:28,853 Uh, I will give her a heads-up and text you her info. 94 00:04:28,878 --> 00:04:29,939 Thank you. 95 00:04:32,894 --> 00:04:36,307 Sorry, Zoey. I'm just making a smoothie for your dad. 96 00:04:36,332 --> 00:04:38,644 But if you're saying what I think you're saying, 97 00:04:38,669 --> 00:04:40,463 just have your friend call me. 98 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:42,323 Instant gratification is not what we're after. 99 00:04:42,347 --> 00:04:44,174 I don't do surprises. Hand it over. 100 00:04:44,199 --> 00:04:46,377 Hey, you two. Play nice, 101 00:04:46,402 --> 00:04:48,147 or I'm gonna take your toy away. 102 00:04:48,172 --> 00:04:50,986 Be my guest, and then will you please open the damn thing 103 00:04:51,011 --> 00:04:52,627 and let me know what it says inside? 104 00:04:52,652 --> 00:04:54,236 We went to the OB-GYN this morning, 105 00:04:54,261 --> 00:04:56,775 and the baby's gender results are in here. 106 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,244 - Open it! - No! 107 00:04:58,269 --> 00:04:59,439 - Come on. - Oh, see? 108 00:04:59,464 --> 00:05:01,167 Now you got her involved. I need two of you? 109 00:05:01,191 --> 00:05:03,172 - Maggie, I agree. - Yeah. 110 00:05:03,197 --> 00:05:04,599 David. 111 00:05:04,624 --> 00:05:07,136 He wants to wait until this whatever you are 112 00:05:07,168 --> 00:05:10,099 pops out of me to find out if it's a boy or a girl, 113 00:05:10,124 --> 00:05:12,035 but why would we want to do that? 114 00:05:12,060 --> 00:05:15,506 Well, because it's exciting, surprising, more fun. 115 00:05:15,531 --> 00:05:18,510 And try impractical, inconvenient, patience testing. 116 00:05:18,535 --> 00:05:20,326 - I could go on, babe. - Please don't. 117 00:05:20,351 --> 00:05:22,295 Oh, I'm with Emily on this. 118 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:26,000 - You are wasting precious time. - Exactly. 119 00:05:26,025 --> 00:05:27,956 Hey, Dad, you want to weigh in on this? 120 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:32,513 "Pass." He's just being polite, okay? 121 00:05:32,538 --> 00:05:35,357 We all know that Dad always votes on the side of... 122 00:05:35,382 --> 00:05:37,761 Bigger moments, bigger memories. 123 00:05:37,786 --> 00:05:40,123 - Yes. - All right, how 'bout this? 124 00:05:40,148 --> 00:05:43,076 I agree to wait until we're in the delivery room 125 00:05:43,101 --> 00:05:46,638 if you agree to rub my feet and/or shoulders 126 00:05:46,663 --> 00:05:47,896 every night 'til then. 127 00:05:47,921 --> 00:05:50,142 Deal. But I have to warn you, 128 00:05:50,167 --> 00:05:51,812 - it... it might get a little bit... - It won't get sexual. 129 00:05:51,836 --> 00:05:52,879 No? No? 130 00:05:52,904 --> 00:05:54,983 - No. - Yeah, okay. 131 00:05:55,008 --> 00:05:58,154 Are you sure that you're okay with me leaving? 132 00:05:58,179 --> 00:05:59,983 It's totally fine. I talked to the office. 133 00:06:00,008 --> 00:06:01,703 They're cool with me working here for the week, 134 00:06:01,727 --> 00:06:03,105 and it'll give Dad and I a chance 135 00:06:03,130 --> 00:06:04,851 to have some good father-son quality time. 136 00:06:04,876 --> 00:06:05,999 Right. 137 00:06:06,521 --> 00:06:08,022 Thank you. 138 00:06:09,514 --> 00:06:13,465 Then, I guess I will just go do this whole me-time thing 139 00:06:13,490 --> 00:06:16,280 that you and Zoey seem to want so badly. 140 00:06:16,305 --> 00:06:17,838 I just, um... 141 00:06:20,509 --> 00:06:23,655 ... have to figure out what it is me wants to do. 142 00:06:34,730 --> 00:06:36,288 Oh, hi, Joan. How's it going? 143 00:06:36,313 --> 00:06:38,047 Oh, great. Super great. 144 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:40,304 - Glad to hear it. - Mm-hmm. 145 00:06:40,329 --> 00:06:42,265 Does that mean you and Charlie... 146 00:06:42,290 --> 00:06:43,999 Are basically dead to each other? Yeah. 147 00:06:44,609 --> 00:06:46,515 Oh, okay. 148 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:47,851 - Congratulations? - Right? 149 00:06:47,876 --> 00:06:49,328 I mean, he's been living at the hotel. 150 00:06:49,352 --> 00:06:50,763 I haven't reached out once. 151 00:06:50,788 --> 00:06:52,476 This new chapter of my life is all about 152 00:06:52,501 --> 00:06:55,116 making healthy choices, and I have never felt better. 153 00:06:55,141 --> 00:06:57,421 I swam a half-mile in the Bay this morning, 154 00:06:57,446 --> 00:06:59,944 I'm flying my herbalist in from Shanghai, 155 00:06:59,969 --> 00:07:03,804 and, thanks to my new no-carb, high-protein food regimen, 156 00:07:03,829 --> 00:07:07,186 I am focused and energized and fully in ketosis. 157 00:07:07,211 --> 00:07:09,022 I wish I had a husband of 20 years 158 00:07:09,047 --> 00:07:11,319 I suddenly became estranged from. 159 00:07:11,344 --> 00:07:13,218 Oh, give it time. 160 00:07:13,243 --> 00:07:15,523 I don't know that I would have had the courage to go through it 161 00:07:15,547 --> 00:07:17,640 without your naive boundary overstepping 162 00:07:17,665 --> 00:07:19,543 and your optimistic meddling. 163 00:07:20,163 --> 00:07:21,632 I appreciate that? 164 00:07:21,657 --> 00:07:25,163 Enjoy your croissant and your twist. 165 00:07:27,555 --> 00:07:29,663 ♪ Quando sono solo e songno ♪ 166 00:07:29,688 --> 00:07:34,046 ♪ All'orizzonte e mancan le parole ♪ 167 00:07:34,071 --> 00:07:41,071 ♪ Con te partiro ♪ 168 00:07:42,444 --> 00:07:48,483 ♪ Paesi che non ho mai ♪ 169 00:07:48,508 --> 00:07:53,321 ♪ Veduto e vissuto, con te ♪ 170 00:07:53,346 --> 00:08:00,346 ♪ Con te, io li vivro ♪ 171 00:08:09,674 --> 00:08:11,118 Did you have sex last night? 172 00:08:11,143 --> 00:08:12,297 As a matter of fact, 173 00:08:12,322 --> 00:08:14,657 Autumn and I did make our first love. 174 00:08:14,801 --> 00:08:16,211 How did you know that? 175 00:08:16,236 --> 00:08:17,714 Women's intuition. 176 00:08:17,739 --> 00:08:20,251 A power that's seemingly working just fine, 177 00:08:20,276 --> 00:08:21,653 thank you very much. 178 00:08:21,678 --> 00:08:23,297 Well, that's not all. 179 00:08:23,322 --> 00:08:24,744 We're now gonna make our second love 180 00:08:24,768 --> 00:08:27,299 in Napa this weekend and our third love 181 00:08:27,324 --> 00:08:29,039 - and our fourth. - You can take the fifth 182 00:08:29,064 --> 00:08:30,602 and stop telling me about it. 183 00:08:30,627 --> 00:08:32,104 Okay. Jeez. 184 00:08:32,129 --> 00:08:33,438 I'm sorry. 185 00:08:33,463 --> 00:08:35,341 Uh, Napa? 186 00:08:35,366 --> 00:08:36,625 Like a couple's trip. 187 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,063 Mm-hmm. 188 00:08:38,403 --> 00:08:40,907 That's kind of a big step. 189 00:08:41,196 --> 00:08:42,532 What? 190 00:08:42,557 --> 00:08:44,249 Do you think it's too soon? 191 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,852 No. I'm happy for you. 192 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:51,664 And it seems like your feelings for Autumn are just soaring, 193 00:08:51,827 --> 00:08:53,672 operatically so. 194 00:08:53,860 --> 00:08:55,321 Is it that obvious? 195 00:08:55,346 --> 00:08:57,480 You could tone it down a little bit. 196 00:09:03,236 --> 00:09:04,636 Hey, Mo? 197 00:09:06,131 --> 00:09:07,485 My powers are working just fine, 198 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:08,889 so maybe we should get to the bottom 199 00:09:08,913 --> 00:09:10,657 of that song you sang to me earlier, 200 00:09:10,682 --> 00:09:13,461 the one that you denied, but I most definitely heard. 201 00:09:23,326 --> 00:09:25,560 ♪ Nibbling on sponge cake ♪ 202 00:09:27,422 --> 00:09:29,649 ♪ Watching the sun bake ♪ 203 00:09:31,431 --> 00:09:35,500 ♪ All of those tourists covered with oil ♪ 204 00:09:39,334 --> 00:09:41,719 ♪ I'm strumming my six string ♪ 205 00:09:43,624 --> 00:09:46,047 ♪ On my front porch swing ♪ 206 00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:48,985 ♪ Smell those shrimp ♪ 207 00:09:49,010 --> 00:09:51,844 ♪ They're beginning to boil ♪ 208 00:09:55,813 --> 00:09:59,926 ♪ Wasting away again in Margaritaville ♪ 209 00:10:02,005 --> 00:10:05,084 Uh, Bonnie? 210 00:10:05,187 --> 00:10:06,508 This is Zoey Clarke. 211 00:10:06,533 --> 00:10:08,914 I live upstairs. 212 00:10:08,939 --> 00:10:11,484 Since you're always so quiet, I'm gonna assume 213 00:10:11,509 --> 00:10:15,305 there's not a karaoke party going on in there. 214 00:10:17,793 --> 00:10:21,664 So maybe I'm just picking up on your vibe, 215 00:10:22,191 --> 00:10:26,586 but are you thinking about tequila and limes right now? 216 00:10:27,032 --> 00:10:32,329 ♪ Oh, yes, I'm the great pretender ♪ 217 00:10:33,493 --> 00:10:38,096 ♪ Pretending that I'm doing well ♪ 218 00:11:05,736 --> 00:11:10,219 This Sunday's all-music service is a special one, 219 00:11:10,244 --> 00:11:13,086 with every cent of our offering 220 00:11:13,111 --> 00:11:15,923 going to San Francisco's Children's Hospital. 221 00:11:16,152 --> 00:11:17,821 Your opening number's gotta raise the roof 222 00:11:17,846 --> 00:11:20,091 and bring the house down, but no pressure. 223 00:11:20,116 --> 00:11:21,773 Y'all warm up. 224 00:11:22,188 --> 00:11:26,469 ♪ Amazing grace ♪ 225 00:11:26,494 --> 00:11:30,574 ♪ How sweet the sound ♪ 226 00:11:30,599 --> 00:11:37,599 ♪ That saved a wretch like me ♪ 227 00:11:38,950 --> 00:11:43,149 ♪ I once was lost ♪ 228 00:11:43,174 --> 00:11:47,321 ♪ But now am found ♪ 229 00:11:47,346 --> 00:11:54,346 ♪ Was blind, but now I see ♪ 230 00:11:55,695 --> 00:11:57,291 Holy... 231 00:11:57,316 --> 00:12:00,463 Synced & corrected by QueenMaddie www.addic7ed.com 232 00:12:08,493 --> 00:12:10,016 Stop right there, red devil. 233 00:12:10,041 --> 00:12:12,385 You had no right following me here. 234 00:12:12,724 --> 00:12:14,302 That might be true. 235 00:12:14,327 --> 00:12:16,587 But I heard you singing "The Great Pretender" again, 236 00:12:16,612 --> 00:12:19,767 and then you came here dressed like I've never seen you dress before, 237 00:12:19,792 --> 00:12:21,791 so clearly something's going on. 238 00:12:21,816 --> 00:12:23,916 That song, whether I sang it or not, 239 00:12:23,941 --> 00:12:26,186 is an expression of my private feelings. 240 00:12:26,211 --> 00:12:28,589 Emphasis on the "you shouldn't even be here right now." 241 00:12:28,614 --> 00:12:30,306 Do you have to dress like a man at church? 242 00:12:30,331 --> 00:12:31,783 Is that, like, required? 243 00:12:31,808 --> 00:12:34,056 I can dress however I want whenever I want, Zoey. 244 00:12:34,081 --> 00:12:35,511 But you don't dress like that anywhere else. 245 00:12:35,535 --> 00:12:37,791 Let she without sin cast the first stone. 246 00:12:37,816 --> 00:12:41,447 - I don't know what that means. - It means don't judge me. 247 00:12:41,543 --> 00:12:43,713 So maybe I don't feel exactly comfortable 248 00:12:43,738 --> 00:12:45,385 being my true self here. So what? 249 00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:47,517 I just feel like you wouldn't have sung that song to me 250 00:12:47,541 --> 00:12:49,189 unless this was really bothering you. 251 00:12:49,214 --> 00:12:51,158 How do you know how I feel when I'm here? 252 00:12:51,183 --> 00:12:52,713 Are you religious? 253 00:12:53,182 --> 00:12:55,885 Do you know anything about faith at all? 254 00:12:56,153 --> 00:12:58,721 - No. - Then, please go. 255 00:12:58,746 --> 00:13:01,025 And the next time you hear my heart singing, 256 00:13:01,050 --> 00:13:02,463 stop listening. 257 00:13:02,526 --> 00:13:04,659 I don't want you in my audience. 258 00:13:14,679 --> 00:13:18,291 I could get you guys a couple of Japanese maples. 259 00:13:19,027 --> 00:13:21,471 Zoey, look who stopped by. 260 00:13:21,496 --> 00:13:23,338 Ah, Zoey, I can't tell you 261 00:13:23,363 --> 00:13:25,385 how much you saved our lives with Maggie. 262 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:28,111 And the life of the florist who bailed on us. 263 00:13:29,044 --> 00:13:31,408 Uh, that is so great. 264 00:13:31,433 --> 00:13:32,635 I'm sorry. 265 00:13:33,088 --> 00:13:36,213 Um, what's happening here? 266 00:13:36,238 --> 00:13:38,431 I reached out to your mom for recommendations, 267 00:13:38,456 --> 00:13:40,134 and then she started asking about the party, 268 00:13:40,158 --> 00:13:42,136 and when I told her that we're throwing it in our backyard... 269 00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:45,096 I figured that was the perfect way to spend my me-time. 270 00:13:45,121 --> 00:13:46,549 And Maggie had so many great ideas, 271 00:13:46,574 --> 00:13:47,963 we just hired her on the spot. 272 00:13:47,988 --> 00:13:50,367 They're just checking out the yard for inspiration. 273 00:13:50,392 --> 00:13:54,666 And I am inspired by this and, ah, that. 274 00:13:54,691 --> 00:13:55,768 Something like that would be 275 00:13:55,792 --> 00:13:58,275 such an incredible photo-op for our guests. 276 00:13:58,609 --> 00:14:00,642 I could definitely make you one of those. 277 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,799 - What do you think, hon? - Sounds good to me. 278 00:14:02,824 --> 00:14:05,408 He's handsome and accommodating. 279 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,071 I trained him well. 280 00:14:13,024 --> 00:14:15,275 All right, that's enough PDA 281 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:16,916 from the annoying engaged couple. 282 00:14:17,503 --> 00:14:19,541 That's right. Tsk, tsk, tsk. 283 00:14:19,566 --> 00:14:21,646 I mean, if you do want to do that, I would take it... 284 00:14:21,981 --> 00:14:25,736 behind the hydrangeas, 'cause that's what I used to do. 285 00:14:25,761 --> 00:14:27,439 High school. 286 00:14:27,581 --> 00:14:29,281 With boys. 287 00:14:38,929 --> 00:14:42,228 They're lovely. Thank you for introducing us. 288 00:14:43,930 --> 00:14:45,353 Are you all right? 289 00:14:45,378 --> 00:14:47,260 Yeah. You just... 290 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:49,549 caught me off guard. That's all. 291 00:14:49,574 --> 00:14:51,556 Should I not have taken this job? 292 00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:54,603 You gave them my number, so I just thought that... 293 00:14:54,628 --> 00:14:57,346 No, it's okay. You seem excited, so... 294 00:14:57,371 --> 00:14:58,838 I just... 295 00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,517 I got in a fight with my friend, Mo, 296 00:15:02,542 --> 00:15:06,471 and, uh, he called me out on a bunch of faith stuff. 297 00:15:06,751 --> 00:15:09,424 I realized I know nothing about religion. 298 00:15:09,915 --> 00:15:13,127 Ah, well, you can blame your lapsed Catholic father 299 00:15:13,152 --> 00:15:16,465 and your perpetually-seeking mother for that. 300 00:15:16,490 --> 00:15:20,603 I never thought I should impose any religion on you or David, 301 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:27,200 because a person's spiritual quest should be their own. 302 00:15:28,538 --> 00:15:31,603 Yeah, well, this is very out of my comfort zone. 303 00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,838 That makes sense. 304 00:15:34,304 --> 00:15:36,572 There's a lot of grey area to this stuff 305 00:15:36,597 --> 00:15:38,808 that math and science people like yourself 306 00:15:38,833 --> 00:15:41,679 have a hard time wrapping your head around. 307 00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:45,674 I guess I didn't even realize you had so many of these books. 308 00:15:45,699 --> 00:15:48,549 The Koran, Tibetan Book of the Dead, 309 00:15:48,574 --> 00:15:52,635 "Everyday Tarot," The Kama Sutra. 310 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:54,564 Oh, there that is. 311 00:15:56,729 --> 00:15:59,330 We had one that had pictures. 312 00:16:03,165 --> 00:16:05,135 ♪ Aruba, Jamaica ♪ 313 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:07,103 ♪ Ooh, I want to take you ♪ 314 00:16:07,128 --> 00:16:09,900 ♪ To Bermuda, Bahama ♪ 315 00:16:09,925 --> 00:16:12,203 ♪ Come on, pretty mama ♪ 316 00:16:12,228 --> 00:16:14,346 ♪ Key Largo, Monteg... ♪ 317 00:16:14,886 --> 00:16:16,822 Hi, Bonnie. 318 00:16:16,847 --> 00:16:19,214 It's Zoey. Uh... 319 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,142 I think we might be vibing again. 320 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:27,228 I don't know about you, but with all this crappy weather lately, 321 00:16:27,629 --> 00:16:33,096 a tropical escape does sound pretty nice right now. 322 00:16:33,501 --> 00:16:35,300 So... 323 00:16:36,768 --> 00:16:38,682 is that what you want? 324 00:16:39,838 --> 00:16:42,772 To get out of your place and go on vacation? 325 00:16:44,183 --> 00:16:45,361 How are you doing this? 326 00:16:45,386 --> 00:16:48,189 Bonnie! Oh, my gosh. 327 00:16:48,214 --> 00:16:49,752 Hi. 328 00:16:50,274 --> 00:16:52,377 How? Um... 329 00:16:53,291 --> 00:16:57,025 I'm very tuned in to other people's inner tunes. 330 00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:05,806 Okay, well, I'm in apartment three. 331 00:17:05,831 --> 00:17:09,338 If you need anything, stop by anyti... 332 00:17:09,363 --> 00:17:11,263 Or don't. Forget I said that. 333 00:17:12,849 --> 00:17:14,822 Okay, let's take it from the chorus 334 00:17:14,847 --> 00:17:16,541 and then in to Mo. 335 00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:19,645 ♪ This little light of mine ♪ 336 00:17:19,670 --> 00:17:22,627 ♪ Yes, I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 337 00:17:22,652 --> 00:17:29,652 ♪ Let it shine, let it shine, let it shine ♪ 338 00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:33,986 ♪ The light that shines is the light of love ♪ 339 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:37,691 ♪ Lights the darkness from above ♪ 340 00:17:37,716 --> 00:17:41,329 ♪ Shines on me, and it shines on you ♪ 341 00:17:41,354 --> 00:17:43,353 Are you okay, Mo? 342 00:17:43,378 --> 00:17:46,291 Yeah. Let's just do it again. 343 00:17:46,505 --> 00:17:47,924 Okay. 344 00:17:50,464 --> 00:17:53,963 ♪ The light that shines is the light of love ♪ 345 00:17:53,988 --> 00:17:57,416 ♪ Lights the darkness from above ♪ 346 00:17:57,441 --> 00:18:01,533 ♪ Shines on me, and it shines on you ♪ 347 00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:07,127 You know, I-I just need a moment. 348 00:18:15,873 --> 00:18:17,317 - Hey, Max. - Yeah. 349 00:18:17,342 --> 00:18:18,789 Do you go to temple? 350 00:18:18,814 --> 00:18:21,087 - I have been, yeah. - 'Cause you wanted to? 351 00:18:21,112 --> 00:18:22,642 'Cause your family wanted you to? 352 00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:25,635 'Cause I got to second base at several bar mitzvahs. 353 00:18:32,883 --> 00:18:34,025 ♪ We clawed ♪ 354 00:18:34,050 --> 00:18:37,244 ♪ We chained our hearts in vain ♪ 355 00:18:37,269 --> 00:18:41,627 ♪ We jumped never asking why ♪ 356 00:18:41,652 --> 00:18:45,799 ♪ We kissed, I fell under your spell ♪ 357 00:18:45,824 --> 00:18:50,627 ♪ A love no one could deny ♪ 358 00:18:50,652 --> 00:18:55,166 ♪ Don't you ever say I just walked away ♪ 359 00:18:55,191 --> 00:18:57,853 ♪ I will always want you ♪ 360 00:18:57,878 --> 00:18:59,517 I thought you hated Charlie. 361 00:18:59,542 --> 00:19:01,720 ♪ I can't live a lie ♪ 362 00:19:01,745 --> 00:19:03,939 ♪ Running for my life ♪ 363 00:19:03,964 --> 00:19:06,767 ♪ I will always want you ♪ 364 00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:08,908 You said you were doing well. 365 00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:13,166 ♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪ 366 00:19:13,191 --> 00:19:16,939 ♪ I never hit so hard in love ♪ 367 00:19:16,964 --> 00:19:21,211 ♪ All I wanted was to break your walls ♪ 368 00:19:21,236 --> 00:19:26,017 ♪ All you ever did was wreck me ♪ 369 00:19:29,109 --> 00:19:33,572 ♪ I came in like a wrecking ball ♪ 370 00:19:33,877 --> 00:19:37,782 ♪ Yeah, I just closed my eyes and swung ♪ 371 00:19:37,807 --> 00:19:42,068 ♪ Left me crashing in a blaze and fall ♪ 372 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:47,007 ♪ All you ever did was wreck me ♪ 373 00:19:47,032 --> 00:19:51,079 ♪ Yeah, you, you wreck me ♪ 374 00:19:51,104 --> 00:19:55,751 ♪ Yeah, you wreck me ♪ 375 00:20:09,734 --> 00:20:11,047 Jicama? 376 00:20:11,072 --> 00:20:12,110 No, thank you. 377 00:20:12,135 --> 00:20:13,509 Are you sure everything's okay with you? 378 00:20:13,533 --> 00:20:16,618 - 'Cause I feel like maybe it's not. - Yes, oh, my God. I mean, 379 00:20:16,643 --> 00:20:17,821 maybe going through a separation 380 00:20:17,845 --> 00:20:19,275 was not the best time to quit carbs, 381 00:20:19,299 --> 00:20:21,210 but I'm not missing Charlie at all. 382 00:20:21,235 --> 00:20:23,626 - Not even a little bit? - Mm-mm. 383 00:20:24,204 --> 00:20:27,501 'Cause when you're with somebody for so long, 384 00:20:27,526 --> 00:20:28,705 - it's only natural... - You know, we should really 385 00:20:28,729 --> 00:20:31,282 switch this bread bar out to something else, 386 00:20:31,307 --> 00:20:33,547 a fruit bar, a nut bar, open bar. 387 00:20:33,572 --> 00:20:35,852 Gotta look into the legalities of that. 388 00:20:38,151 --> 00:20:40,860 What's a five-letter word for "uninspired?" 389 00:20:44,001 --> 00:20:45,040 Bored? No. 390 00:20:45,065 --> 00:20:47,065 That's good, but it starts with an "S." 391 00:20:49,713 --> 00:20:52,204 "No I'm." 392 00:20:52,229 --> 00:20:53,844 I see. You're... You're bored. 393 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:56,790 It's fine. No more crossword, then. 394 00:21:00,392 --> 00:21:05,774 Um, I wasn't sure when the best time to bring this up was, 395 00:21:05,799 --> 00:21:08,954 but since I'm gonna be a dad soon, 396 00:21:08,979 --> 00:21:10,957 I thought, um... 397 00:21:11,182 --> 00:21:12,960 I just thought maybe you might have 398 00:21:12,985 --> 00:21:15,008 some advice on being a parent. 399 00:21:15,033 --> 00:21:17,032 Whatever you got, I'm happy to take. 400 00:21:17,057 --> 00:21:19,532 I know it's gonna take some time to spell it out, 401 00:21:19,557 --> 00:21:22,091 but we're not going anywhere, so... 402 00:21:23,344 --> 00:21:24,907 "Wedding"... 403 00:21:26,602 --> 00:21:28,247 wedding video? 404 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,077 Oh, your toast. 405 00:21:30,101 --> 00:21:32,336 That's... Okay, that... That's a great idea. 406 00:21:32,361 --> 00:21:34,047 I've never even watched this thing. 407 00:21:34,072 --> 00:21:36,702 Emily refuses to because of Train-gate. 408 00:21:36,727 --> 00:21:40,672 How Zoey managed to butcher that beautiful dress is beyond me. 409 00:21:40,697 --> 00:21:43,909 I mean, she had one job... 410 00:21:43,934 --> 00:21:45,254 Fan it. 411 00:21:59,407 --> 00:22:01,141 Look at you, you party animal. 412 00:22:01,610 --> 00:22:03,910 Where is that awesome toast? 413 00:22:04,372 --> 00:22:06,141 Let's see. 414 00:22:07,791 --> 00:22:09,977 Oh, here it is. 415 00:22:10,374 --> 00:22:12,886 Hey, let's hear it for the band. 416 00:22:15,104 --> 00:22:16,157 Thank you, everyone, 417 00:22:16,182 --> 00:22:18,294 for sharing this special day with us. 418 00:22:18,319 --> 00:22:20,961 As we all know, life can get pretty tough sometimes. 419 00:22:20,986 --> 00:22:24,297 When the good moments happen, moments like today, 420 00:22:24,322 --> 00:22:26,485 we've got to mark them as such and embrace them, 421 00:22:26,510 --> 00:22:30,336 because it's important to celebrate the milestones. 422 00:22:30,361 --> 00:22:31,844 The job of any parent 423 00:22:31,869 --> 00:22:34,381 is to prepare their kid for the world, 424 00:22:34,406 --> 00:22:36,618 and in David's case, 425 00:22:36,731 --> 00:22:39,145 his mother deserves all the credit. 426 00:22:39,170 --> 00:22:40,981 Let's hear it for Maggie. 427 00:22:42,713 --> 00:22:45,660 I do have a few pieces of parental advice 428 00:22:45,685 --> 00:22:46,877 that I've learned over the years, 429 00:22:46,901 --> 00:22:51,430 that I'd like to impart to our son and his beautiful bride. 430 00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:53,829 Number one, if, as a parent... 431 00:22:53,854 --> 00:22:56,446 you have no idea what to do... 432 00:22:56,471 --> 00:22:58,031 - Dad? - Just choose love. 433 00:22:58,079 --> 00:22:59,678 What's wrong? 434 00:23:01,392 --> 00:23:03,508 It's all right. It's all right. 435 00:23:03,731 --> 00:23:06,806 I'm here. It's okay. 436 00:23:06,831 --> 00:23:08,915 You're okay. I'm here. 437 00:23:18,745 --> 00:23:20,190 Freeze. 438 00:23:23,174 --> 00:23:27,660 Holy blessed father full of grace and... 439 00:23:27,685 --> 00:23:28,805 I appreciate the thoroughness, 440 00:23:28,829 --> 00:23:31,422 but, uh, Pastor Steve will suffice. 441 00:23:32,219 --> 00:23:34,446 - Weren't you at the church last night? - Yeah. 442 00:23:34,471 --> 00:23:37,005 I'm Zoey... 443 00:23:38,550 --> 00:23:39,797 Mo's neighbor. 444 00:23:39,822 --> 00:23:42,934 Oh. I'm glad I ran into you. 445 00:23:42,959 --> 00:23:44,494 No one's heard from Mo since he walked out 446 00:23:44,518 --> 00:23:45,922 of the middle of choir practice. 447 00:23:45,947 --> 00:23:47,321 - He did? - Yeah. 448 00:23:47,346 --> 00:23:49,094 Called, text, no answer. 449 00:23:49,119 --> 00:23:50,399 Thought about sending a dove, 450 00:23:50,424 --> 00:23:53,501 but stopping by with a note seemed like a better idea. 451 00:23:53,526 --> 00:23:57,339 I wish I could be more help, but Mo is avoiding me, too. 452 00:23:57,364 --> 00:23:58,975 Any idea what's going on? 453 00:23:59,325 --> 00:24:01,208 I don't want to... 454 00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:04,571 break Mo's trust, and I don't know how... 455 00:24:04,596 --> 00:24:05,954 I know he's gender fluid. 456 00:24:05,979 --> 00:24:08,251 - You do? - Yeah. Mo's out to me. 457 00:24:08,593 --> 00:24:10,361 Before joining the choir, he wanted to make sure 458 00:24:10,385 --> 00:24:14,086 I was an open-minded minister. I assured him I was. 459 00:24:14,111 --> 00:24:17,735 Oh. I didn't know churches were okay with that. 460 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:20,001 Some are. I want mine to be. 461 00:24:20,026 --> 00:24:21,657 Then, why do you think he's uncomfortable 462 00:24:21,682 --> 00:24:22,930 being himself there? 463 00:24:22,955 --> 00:24:24,288 I couldn't tell you. 464 00:24:25,393 --> 00:24:27,774 Could you make sure he gets this? 465 00:24:27,799 --> 00:24:30,144 And please remind him that sick children 466 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:31,860 are counting on him to sing this Sunday. 467 00:24:31,885 --> 00:24:33,383 Sure. 468 00:24:35,729 --> 00:24:37,938 But I can't promise it'll do any good. 469 00:24:37,963 --> 00:24:39,813 Oh? You never know. 470 00:24:39,838 --> 00:24:42,571 And if not, maybe we'll ask Him 471 00:24:42,596 --> 00:24:44,579 for a little extra help on this one. 472 00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,524 Mo! 473 00:24:58,556 --> 00:25:01,179 Mo, it's me. We really need to talk. 474 00:25:04,625 --> 00:25:06,640 My stove blew up. 475 00:25:06,665 --> 00:25:08,500 I'm on fire! 476 00:25:10,721 --> 00:25:12,843 Okay, now you're just being rude. 477 00:25:20,703 --> 00:25:23,164 Hey. Perfect timing. 478 00:25:23,189 --> 00:25:24,844 Can you help me with that corner over there? 479 00:25:24,868 --> 00:25:27,080 - Yeah. - What's wrong? 480 00:25:27,105 --> 00:25:28,656 I just got off the phone with my mom. 481 00:25:28,681 --> 00:25:31,476 Uh, my dad still has not stopped crying. 482 00:25:31,501 --> 00:25:33,262 It's been over a day. 483 00:25:33,287 --> 00:25:35,296 All because you showed him our wedding video? 484 00:25:35,321 --> 00:25:36,843 My mom spoke to Dr. Hamara, 485 00:25:36,868 --> 00:25:38,713 and he said that uncontrollable emotion 486 00:25:38,738 --> 00:25:40,769 can be a symptom of the disease. 487 00:25:40,794 --> 00:25:42,742 Then, it's not totally your fault. 488 00:25:42,767 --> 00:25:44,257 Can we maybe work on your pep talks 489 00:25:44,282 --> 00:25:45,679 before our baby arrives? 490 00:25:45,704 --> 00:25:49,562 Mm, we can try, but as per our deal, 491 00:25:49,587 --> 00:25:51,390 you can rub my feet now. 492 00:25:51,415 --> 00:25:53,234 Oh, that great deal I made, yeah. 493 00:25:53,259 --> 00:25:54,359 Yeah. 494 00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:57,795 Hey, you gotta stop blaming yourself. 495 00:25:57,820 --> 00:25:59,022 You only had good intentions. 496 00:25:59,046 --> 00:26:00,672 It was still so stupid of me. I mean, of course 497 00:26:00,696 --> 00:26:02,219 showing him that video is just gonna remind him 498 00:26:02,243 --> 00:26:04,445 of all the things he's gonna miss in the future, 499 00:26:04,470 --> 00:26:06,921 all the bigger moments, all the bigger memories. 500 00:26:06,946 --> 00:26:08,423 Our kid's birthdays. 501 00:26:08,448 --> 00:26:10,059 Our kid's birth. 502 00:26:10,084 --> 00:26:11,594 I mean, 503 00:26:11,619 --> 00:26:15,258 he might not ever meet his grandkid. 504 00:26:16,156 --> 00:26:18,571 Hey, I have an idea. 505 00:26:18,596 --> 00:26:21,321 And I'm not just bringing it up because it means I win, 506 00:26:21,346 --> 00:26:23,344 although that is a nice added bonus. 507 00:26:24,805 --> 00:26:27,180 Hey, Bonz, it's me. 508 00:26:27,205 --> 00:26:28,804 Just checking in. 509 00:26:30,658 --> 00:26:35,297 I took the liberty of pricing airfare to Aruba, Jamaica, 510 00:26:35,322 --> 00:26:36,966 some other tropical destinations, 511 00:26:36,991 --> 00:26:40,376 and then I realized you probably wouldn't go, 512 00:26:40,401 --> 00:26:41,779 even if I bought you a ticket. 513 00:26:41,804 --> 00:26:45,806 But... I got another idea. 514 00:26:47,563 --> 00:26:51,141 When I was little, all I wanted was to go to outer space. 515 00:26:51,166 --> 00:26:52,547 My parents bought me a telescope, 516 00:26:52,572 --> 00:26:55,607 and I spent hours staring up at the sky. 517 00:26:58,637 --> 00:27:02,951 I got an even better one now, so what do you say... 518 00:27:03,107 --> 00:27:05,790 you and I take this bad boy up to the roof? 519 00:27:05,815 --> 00:27:11,585 We can look at the beach, the bay, the stars. 520 00:27:12,982 --> 00:27:15,093 I feel like it might be a good first step 521 00:27:15,118 --> 00:27:17,463 towards getting you to Bermuda or Bahama 522 00:27:17,488 --> 00:27:20,056 or wherever you want to go, pretty mama. 523 00:27:20,654 --> 00:27:22,131 Hi. 524 00:27:22,156 --> 00:27:24,165 Are you lying in wait for me now? 525 00:27:24,190 --> 00:27:26,852 Uh, no, but that would have been super smart on my part. 526 00:27:27,338 --> 00:27:29,422 Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I got a message for you 527 00:27:29,447 --> 00:27:31,883 from Pastor Steve and a bunch of sick kids. 528 00:27:35,802 --> 00:27:37,204 What does it say? 529 00:27:37,229 --> 00:27:39,587 That I'll always have his support 530 00:27:39,612 --> 00:27:43,329 and he'll be there for me whenever I decide to come back. 531 00:27:43,368 --> 00:27:45,732 All I wanted was to help. 532 00:27:45,757 --> 00:27:48,236 I didn't mean to ruin church for you. 533 00:27:48,261 --> 00:27:49,305 I know. 534 00:27:49,330 --> 00:27:51,624 I think when you crashed that rehearsal, 535 00:27:51,649 --> 00:27:54,758 I got scared because my worlds were colliding, 536 00:27:54,783 --> 00:27:58,262 and it made me think of how big of a hypocrite I'm being. 537 00:27:58,420 --> 00:28:01,643 But clearly it's something you've been feeling for a while, 538 00:28:01,668 --> 00:28:05,315 because you sang that song to me before I followed you there. 539 00:28:05,339 --> 00:28:06,900 Because I shouldn't be living two lives. 540 00:28:06,924 --> 00:28:09,032 I mean, how am I supposed to go up there 541 00:28:09,057 --> 00:28:11,688 and sing proudly in front of God and the congregation 542 00:28:11,713 --> 00:28:12,991 knowing that I'm lying? 543 00:28:13,016 --> 00:28:14,291 What kind of an example does that set 544 00:28:14,315 --> 00:28:15,962 for those kids coming to service tomorrow? 545 00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:19,212 Well, then, show up in your sparkliest dress 546 00:28:19,237 --> 00:28:23,417 and "fear not," Isaiah 43:1. 547 00:28:23,797 --> 00:28:25,824 I've been doing my research. 548 00:28:28,877 --> 00:28:31,680 - F-sharp. - Hmm? 549 00:28:31,705 --> 00:28:33,742 That's the note you're making with your spoon. 550 00:28:33,767 --> 00:28:35,657 I have perfect pitch. 551 00:28:35,682 --> 00:28:37,063 The church organist discovered it 552 00:28:37,088 --> 00:28:38,883 when I was in the second grade. 553 00:28:38,908 --> 00:28:41,438 Until then, the only other person 554 00:28:41,463 --> 00:28:44,047 that made this little black boy who liked 555 00:28:44,072 --> 00:28:47,516 clomping around in heels feel special was my mom. 556 00:28:47,541 --> 00:28:51,102 But when I found out that I had something special in me 557 00:28:51,127 --> 00:28:54,834 that made people clap rather than call me a sissy... 558 00:28:57,687 --> 00:28:59,954 I knew I was special, too. 559 00:29:01,558 --> 00:29:03,803 I mean, two weeks in the kids' choir, 560 00:29:03,828 --> 00:29:07,352 and they moved me directly up to the adult soprano section. 561 00:29:07,377 --> 00:29:08,415 As they should have. 562 00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,727 Well, let's say that I wasn't exactly accepted 563 00:29:11,752 --> 00:29:13,836 by some of those pitchy sisters. 564 00:29:13,861 --> 00:29:17,415 Not because I sang better than them, which I do. 565 00:29:18,873 --> 00:29:21,516 They said I wasn't right with God. 566 00:29:22,324 --> 00:29:24,546 And they complained to the choir director, 567 00:29:24,571 --> 00:29:26,883 who didn't care. 568 00:29:26,908 --> 00:29:30,974 And things got so bad that we just moved to another church, 569 00:29:30,999 --> 00:29:32,743 and then it happened all over again. 570 00:29:32,768 --> 00:29:36,664 So from then on, I vowed to present male 571 00:29:36,689 --> 00:29:39,312 any time that I was in a house of worship. 572 00:29:39,631 --> 00:29:40,961 But... 573 00:29:42,321 --> 00:29:43,798 isn't it different this time? 574 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:45,765 Pastor Steve seems so accepting. 575 00:29:45,790 --> 00:29:49,695 He is, but that's no guarantee 576 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:52,087 that anybody else in those pews are gonna be. 577 00:29:52,112 --> 00:29:54,734 So my only two options 578 00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:58,656 are to dress like a man and feel like a fraud 579 00:29:59,833 --> 00:30:01,343 or dress like a female 580 00:30:01,368 --> 00:30:04,640 and risk being run out of the sanctuary. 581 00:30:06,007 --> 00:30:10,906 Mo, I-I wish I knew how to help you make the decision. 582 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:16,453 Thanks, but it's gonna take a miracle to show me the way. 583 00:30:17,349 --> 00:30:20,765 Until then, I'm staying home on Sundays. 584 00:30:29,836 --> 00:30:31,023 Hi. 585 00:30:31,179 --> 00:30:32,461 Hey. What you doing here? 586 00:30:32,486 --> 00:30:35,054 I went by the church, but the receptionist said 587 00:30:35,079 --> 00:30:36,453 this is where you work on your sermons. 588 00:30:36,477 --> 00:30:39,322 Oh, yeah. I like trying new material out on the tipsy. 589 00:30:39,346 --> 00:30:40,670 They laugh at my jokes. 590 00:30:40,695 --> 00:30:42,626 They cry at the poignant stuff. 591 00:30:42,650 --> 00:30:45,125 Also like taking the drunks in darts. 592 00:30:45,757 --> 00:30:48,156 For the, uh, Sunday offering, of course. 593 00:30:48,812 --> 00:30:50,654 Want to buy in? 20 bucks. 594 00:30:50,679 --> 00:30:52,086 Sure. 595 00:30:56,507 --> 00:30:58,554 I spoke to Mo. 596 00:30:58,931 --> 00:31:02,944 Um, he says he feels like a... 597 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:06,257 hypocrite dressing male at church, 598 00:31:06,282 --> 00:31:09,194 but if he shows up the way he feels most comfortable, 599 00:31:09,678 --> 00:31:13,991 he's afraid the other members might reject him. 600 00:31:14,016 --> 00:31:15,215 Hmm. 601 00:31:16,429 --> 00:31:17,961 Well, I wish I could guarantee 602 00:31:17,986 --> 00:31:21,163 that everyone in my flock had open hearts and minds. 603 00:31:21,188 --> 00:31:24,031 Unfortunately humans aren't perfect. 604 00:31:24,875 --> 00:31:27,337 Yep, if they were, I'd be out of a job. 605 00:31:29,363 --> 00:31:30,941 Done all we can. 606 00:31:31,211 --> 00:31:32,943 It's up to Mo now. 607 00:31:34,015 --> 00:31:36,512 Let's hope that he eventually takes the leap of faith. 608 00:31:37,404 --> 00:31:40,514 Yeah, see, that whole leap of faith thing 609 00:31:40,539 --> 00:31:42,919 - really doesn't work for me. - What do you mean? 610 00:31:42,943 --> 00:31:45,484 What if sitting and waiting isn't an option? 611 00:31:45,913 --> 00:31:51,228 Wh-What if the universe has made it very clear 612 00:31:51,252 --> 00:31:53,752 that I have to act now in order to help someone? 613 00:31:55,304 --> 00:31:57,200 Universe is talking to you? 614 00:31:57,961 --> 00:32:00,397 - More like singing. - Hmm. 615 00:32:00,422 --> 00:32:02,678 And it's making me super sensitive 616 00:32:02,703 --> 00:32:04,908 to other people's thoughts and feelings. 617 00:32:05,867 --> 00:32:08,195 Empathy is a wonderful gift to have. 618 00:32:10,976 --> 00:32:12,397 You're very easy to talk to. 619 00:32:12,422 --> 00:32:14,975 I think I'm starting to get the whole confession thing. 620 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,602 It's the friendly smile 621 00:32:16,626 --> 00:32:19,171 and the clerical collar. Gets 'em every time. 622 00:32:19,195 --> 00:32:20,906 The thing is, I've been trying to do good 623 00:32:20,930 --> 00:32:22,942 and help other people, 624 00:32:22,966 --> 00:32:26,011 but it just feels like I'm making things worse. 625 00:32:26,035 --> 00:32:28,080 I, uh, drove Mo away from the church. 626 00:32:28,104 --> 00:32:31,183 I intervened in my boss's marriage, 627 00:32:31,207 --> 00:32:33,452 and now she's miserable, 628 00:32:33,476 --> 00:32:36,055 and the verdict's still out on my downstairs neighbor. 629 00:32:36,079 --> 00:32:38,842 You want assurances that you're actually helping 630 00:32:38,867 --> 00:32:40,928 whenever you do something for someone? 631 00:32:40,953 --> 00:32:42,453 Yes. 632 00:32:42,819 --> 00:32:44,897 If you're only motivated by proof, 633 00:32:44,921 --> 00:32:48,067 keep your eyes open, 'cause you might just see a miracle. 634 00:32:48,091 --> 00:32:49,869 I'm not talking about giant-sized ones 635 00:32:49,893 --> 00:32:53,906 like parting the Red Sea, but little ones, 636 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:57,064 the signposts that you're on the right path. 637 00:33:05,575 --> 00:33:07,364 Whoo! 638 00:33:08,011 --> 00:33:09,828 You mean like that? 639 00:33:10,757 --> 00:33:12,138 Ooh. 640 00:33:12,163 --> 00:33:15,328 Well, pleasure doing business with you. 641 00:33:20,924 --> 00:33:23,125 - Surprise. - Hi. 642 00:33:23,150 --> 00:33:27,497 The bubbly was a thank-you from Simon and Jessica. 643 00:33:27,697 --> 00:33:29,074 Since you introduced us, 644 00:33:29,098 --> 00:33:31,078 I figured I should share the wealth. 645 00:33:31,611 --> 00:33:33,976 Well, thank you. 646 00:33:34,003 --> 00:33:35,781 Cheers to us. 647 00:33:35,805 --> 00:33:37,414 Yeah, to us. 648 00:33:43,664 --> 00:33:45,186 Did I ever tell you about the time 649 00:33:45,211 --> 00:33:47,289 I worked in a winery in France? 650 00:33:47,314 --> 00:33:49,824 - What? - I had just had this steamy affair 651 00:33:49,849 --> 00:33:52,131 with my married Russian Lit professor, 652 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,168 and I needed to get away from it all. 653 00:33:54,193 --> 00:33:55,388 I'm sorry. 654 00:33:55,413 --> 00:33:59,426 You lived where, when, and were sleeping with whom? 655 00:34:04,117 --> 00:34:06,568 It's pretty late. Is everything okay? 656 00:34:06,593 --> 00:34:09,794 Uh, yeah. Um, it's Simon. 657 00:34:10,727 --> 00:34:14,429 We have this dumb back-and-forth running joke. 658 00:34:14,454 --> 00:34:16,203 I may be slow on the uptake here, 659 00:34:16,228 --> 00:34:18,367 but is Simon the guy at the office 660 00:34:18,392 --> 00:34:20,406 that you told me you have a crush on? 661 00:34:20,431 --> 00:34:23,243 That was before we really knew each other 662 00:34:23,268 --> 00:34:25,617 and before I knew he was engaged. 663 00:34:25,642 --> 00:34:28,351 So now we mostly just bond about dad stuff. 664 00:34:28,376 --> 00:34:31,999 I bonded with Ray, my Russian Lit teacher, 665 00:34:32,024 --> 00:34:33,867 over Tolstoy, 666 00:34:33,898 --> 00:34:37,064 and eventually the innocent trading 667 00:34:37,089 --> 00:34:41,265 of favorite "Anna Karenina" passages turned to more. 668 00:34:41,290 --> 00:34:46,335 And I was devastated when he told me that he was 669 00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:49,867 not going to leave his wife and that it had to stop. 670 00:34:51,755 --> 00:34:54,703 You're telling me this why? 671 00:34:54,728 --> 00:34:57,288 I don't ever want you to hurt the way I did. 672 00:34:57,313 --> 00:35:00,054 Simon and I are friends. 673 00:35:00,079 --> 00:35:01,468 We're not having an affair. 674 00:35:01,493 --> 00:35:04,132 Okay, but I'm not judging you, Zoey. 675 00:35:04,157 --> 00:35:05,760 I'm really not. 676 00:35:08,170 --> 00:35:12,439 Please tell me you have some salty snacks in your pantry. 677 00:35:16,929 --> 00:35:19,382 _ 678 00:35:23,056 --> 00:35:26,617 Simon is the only person who isn't you and David 679 00:35:26,642 --> 00:35:29,195 who I can talk to about what I'm going through with Dad. 680 00:35:29,220 --> 00:35:34,068 No one else understands, and I guess I'm worried 681 00:35:34,093 --> 00:35:40,163 that if I let it go, let him go, that I... 682 00:35:44,258 --> 00:35:46,469 won't ever feel this way again. 683 00:35:46,494 --> 00:35:48,839 I felt the same way about Ray. 684 00:35:48,864 --> 00:35:50,631 Then I met your dad. 685 00:35:51,419 --> 00:35:53,330 I have faith. 686 00:35:53,355 --> 00:35:54,992 You should, too. 687 00:36:05,112 --> 00:36:08,406 I know it's tempting, but no peeking. 688 00:36:11,946 --> 00:36:14,484 Okay, you can look. 689 00:36:22,843 --> 00:36:24,254 Hey, Dad. 690 00:36:24,279 --> 00:36:26,117 I know you love a live band. 691 00:36:26,142 --> 00:36:28,304 You always taught me to celebrate 692 00:36:28,329 --> 00:36:31,675 the milestones in life, and, uh, this... 693 00:36:31,700 --> 00:36:33,460 This feels like a pretty big one. 694 00:36:33,855 --> 00:36:36,304 And even though I thought it was a great idea 695 00:36:36,329 --> 00:36:38,296 to wait until the baby was born, 696 00:36:38,980 --> 00:36:42,560 we decided we could create a bigger moment 697 00:36:42,585 --> 00:36:45,130 and a bigger memory right now. 698 00:36:45,670 --> 00:36:47,663 So let's get this show on the road. 699 00:36:55,686 --> 00:36:57,929 Ahh! Oh, it's a boy. Is that what that means? 700 00:36:57,954 --> 00:36:59,695 Blue still means boy? 701 00:37:01,616 --> 00:37:03,999 Oh, no, no, no, no. 702 00:37:04,024 --> 00:37:05,757 This was supposed to stop your crying. 703 00:37:05,782 --> 00:37:09,546 It's fine. I think this time, these are happy tears. 704 00:37:10,923 --> 00:37:12,358 Great job, D. 705 00:37:12,383 --> 00:37:14,016 Thanks, Z. 706 00:37:15,047 --> 00:37:16,958 So, uh... 707 00:37:17,177 --> 00:37:18,633 now that we know you're gonna have a boy, 708 00:37:18,657 --> 00:37:20,218 you're not gonna need both of those cakes, are you? 709 00:37:20,242 --> 00:37:22,725 Oh, you... you want to take the pink one? 710 00:37:23,012 --> 00:37:26,233 I do, but just know it's for a very good cause. 711 00:37:27,438 --> 00:37:29,530 Tomford, Hermès, come here. 712 00:37:29,555 --> 00:37:31,522 Who is it? Let's see who's there. 713 00:37:31,547 --> 00:37:33,525 Oh, what do we have here? 714 00:37:33,550 --> 00:37:34,849 Ah. 715 00:37:37,698 --> 00:37:40,405 _ 716 00:37:43,705 --> 00:37:45,530 Hey, back in the house. 717 00:37:50,937 --> 00:37:52,482 Bonnie? 718 00:37:56,671 --> 00:37:58,342 Hi. 719 00:38:01,787 --> 00:38:03,365 - I'm... - Zoey. 720 00:38:03,390 --> 00:38:05,424 I recognize your tiny footsteps. 721 00:38:05,912 --> 00:38:08,772 So, I've been thinking about your offer, 722 00:38:08,797 --> 00:38:10,809 the whole telescope-on-the-roof thing. 723 00:38:11,365 --> 00:38:13,256 Seems like it could be a great first step 724 00:38:13,281 --> 00:38:15,498 toward getting me to the Caribbean. 725 00:38:15,712 --> 00:38:18,928 - Let's do it. - Except I'm afraid of heights. 726 00:38:20,326 --> 00:38:21,503 How 'bout you just... 727 00:38:21,528 --> 00:38:23,306 come for a quick walk with me? 728 00:38:23,331 --> 00:38:26,377 I want to put my rent check in Mo's mailbox. 729 00:38:26,611 --> 00:38:28,043 Glad to. 730 00:38:32,317 --> 00:38:35,850 Would you be up for a slightly longer pilgrimage? 731 00:38:36,390 --> 00:38:37,647 Go away, Zoey, 732 00:38:37,672 --> 00:38:38,811 I'm not in the mood. 733 00:38:40,224 --> 00:38:41,592 What? 734 00:38:41,617 --> 00:38:43,061 Sorry to disturb you, 735 00:38:43,086 --> 00:38:45,732 but there is a tenant from downstairs 736 00:38:45,757 --> 00:38:47,459 that would like to say hi. 737 00:38:51,759 --> 00:38:53,279 Hello, Mo. 738 00:38:54,363 --> 00:38:55,920 Bonnie? 739 00:38:56,844 --> 00:38:59,779 It's so nice to see you. 740 00:39:06,843 --> 00:39:11,717 Okay. That's enough gaping at the shut-in for one day. 741 00:39:12,244 --> 00:39:14,607 Maybe we can do this again tomorrow? 742 00:39:26,481 --> 00:39:28,174 How'd you do that? 743 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:29,631 It was all her. 744 00:39:29,656 --> 00:39:33,102 I guess she just took a leap of faith. 745 00:39:33,671 --> 00:39:36,725 I mean, I'm sitting here, and I'm feeling awful for myself. 746 00:39:36,750 --> 00:39:38,594 Then that just happened. That's incredible. 747 00:39:38,619 --> 00:39:40,201 Well, let's not take it that far. 748 00:39:40,226 --> 00:39:42,764 I mean, she only, like, walked up a flight of stairs. 749 00:39:42,789 --> 00:39:45,101 You're not getting it. I said the only thing 750 00:39:45,126 --> 00:39:46,928 to make me go back to church was a miracle. 751 00:39:46,953 --> 00:39:48,342 That was a miracle. 752 00:39:48,367 --> 00:39:51,139 I mean, if Bonnie has enough courage 753 00:39:51,164 --> 00:39:53,576 to face her fears, so can I. 754 00:39:54,061 --> 00:39:56,248 A signpost. 755 00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:00,092 So what happens now? 756 00:40:00,117 --> 00:40:03,373 I'm a man of my word, which means I have exactly 20 minutes 757 00:40:03,398 --> 00:40:05,565 to pick a wig and paint my face. 758 00:40:07,003 --> 00:40:08,347 Good morning. 759 00:40:08,372 --> 00:40:10,147 Good morning. 760 00:40:11,004 --> 00:40:16,720 On this beautiful Sunday, music shall provide the message. 761 00:40:16,893 --> 00:40:18,637 It's simple. 762 00:40:18,662 --> 00:40:20,974 All of us are welcome. 763 00:40:21,239 --> 00:40:24,240 All of us are loved. 764 00:40:34,431 --> 00:40:38,068 ♪ This little light of mine ♪ 765 00:40:38,093 --> 00:40:42,474 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 766 00:40:42,499 --> 00:40:46,037 ♪ This little light of mine ♪ 767 00:40:46,062 --> 00:40:49,084 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 768 00:40:49,109 --> 00:40:53,323 ♪ Oh, this little light of mine ♪ 769 00:40:53,348 --> 00:40:56,561 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 770 00:40:56,586 --> 00:41:00,600 ♪ Let it shine, let it shine ♪ 771 00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:04,662 ♪ Let it shine ♪ 772 00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:07,408 ♪ Ohh ♪ 773 00:41:07,433 --> 00:41:10,342 ♪ This little light of mine, yeah ♪ 774 00:41:10,367 --> 00:41:12,154 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 775 00:41:12,179 --> 00:41:13,404 ♪ Let it shine ♪ 776 00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:15,269 ♪ This little light of mine ♪ 777 00:41:15,294 --> 00:41:16,437 ♪ Ohh ♪ 778 00:41:16,462 --> 00:41:18,073 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 779 00:41:18,098 --> 00:41:19,976 ♪ Gonna let my light shine ♪ 780 00:41:20,001 --> 00:41:22,350 - ♪ This little light of mine ♪ - ♪ Ohh ♪ 781 00:41:22,375 --> 00:41:24,756 - ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ - ♪ Ohh ♪ 782 00:41:24,781 --> 00:41:26,225 - ♪ Let it shine ♪ - ♪ Yeah ♪ 783 00:41:26,250 --> 00:41:27,803 - ♪ Let it shine ♪ - ♪ Let it shine ♪ 784 00:41:27,828 --> 00:41:31,311 - ♪ Let it shine ♪ - ♪ Yeah, ohh ♪ 785 00:41:31,336 --> 00:41:33,599 ♪ The light that shines is the light of love ♪ 786 00:41:33,624 --> 00:41:34,881 ♪ Light of love ♪ 787 00:41:34,906 --> 00:41:37,412 - ♪ Lights the darkness from above ♪ - ♪ From above, yeah ♪ 788 00:41:37,437 --> 00:41:39,575 ♪ Shines on me, and it shines on you ♪ 789 00:41:39,600 --> 00:41:40,637 ♪ Shines on you ♪ 790 00:41:40,662 --> 00:41:43,481 ♪ Shows what the light of love can do ♪ 791 00:41:43,506 --> 00:41:45,017 ♪ This little light of mine ♪ 792 00:41:45,042 --> 00:41:46,334 ♪ This little light of mine ♪ 793 00:41:46,359 --> 00:41:48,147 ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 794 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:50,232 ♪ I'm gonna let, gonna let it shine ♪ 795 00:41:50,257 --> 00:41:52,334 - ♪ This little light of mine ♪ - ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 796 00:41:52,359 --> 00:41:55,537 - ♪ I'm gonna let it shine ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪ 797 00:41:55,562 --> 00:41:57,951 - ♪ This little light of mine ♪ - ♪ Whoo ♪ 798 00:41:57,976 --> 00:42:00,115 ♪ Yes, I'm gonna let it shine ♪ 799 00:42:00,140 --> 00:42:01,818 - ♪ Let it shine ♪ - ♪ Let it shine ♪ 800 00:42:01,843 --> 00:42:03,366 - ♪ Let it shine ♪ - ♪ Let it shine, oh ♪ 801 00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:04,827 - ♪ Let it shine ♪ - ♪ Let it shine ♪ 802 00:42:04,851 --> 00:42:06,301 - ♪ Whoo ♪ - ♪ Let it shine ♪ 803 00:42:06,326 --> 00:42:07,498 ♪ Let it shine ♪ 804 00:42:07,523 --> 00:42:12,390 - ♪ Shine ♪ - ♪ Shine ♪ 59515

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