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Mayor McHenry
currently faces 12 counts
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of corruption for his alleged
embezzlement of county funds
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and could face a maximum
of 12 years in state prison.
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I guess now we know
who to blame for all those
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unfilled potholes around town.
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Well, maybe they'll fill up
with snowflakes tonight, right, Stan?
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That's right, Todd.
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An Alberta clipper system,
a fast moving area
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of low pressure is dragging
a cold front our way,
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it's drawing moisture up from the south.
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We're expecting between
three and six inches
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worth of heavy, wet snow
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by the time you wake up
for Christmas morning.
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Christmas is... a happy time.
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Yep, a real happy time.
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I'm just saying,
Christmas ain't like it is
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in those feel good movies.
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Sometimes it could
be like, like...
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Ho, ho, ho.
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Like a cosmic kick in the dick.
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When I was 11,
the local county judge
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had a pretty shitty Christmas.
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It was all over the news.
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The judge comes home
late on Christmas Eve
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and there was a hit man
waiting for him in the kitchen.
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Could have been worse,
I mean, he lived.
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That kind of stuff happens all
the time in East Jesus, Ohio.
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We're just a scoot south
of bumblefuck Michigan
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on the border of Pensyltucky.
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Right square in a county
called trouble.
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Some pretty messed up
shit goes on here,
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on a daily, like, for reals.
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For real?
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Sorry.
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That'll be all?
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It'll be $10.99.
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Would you like a bag with that?
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Do you have a bathroom?
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Dear God...
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I know I don't
pray much ever, at all,
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but if you really do exist,
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if you really
are this all powerful,
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all knowing being,
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then please, just this once...
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help me.
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Please, please,
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please, please, please, please.
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Please, please...
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please.
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Oh.
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Sophia!
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Me-a Sophia, you stole my heart
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and then I sharded.
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- Sophia!
- Oh, my God.
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What's you doing?
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Walking, what does it look like?
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It looks like
you could use a lift.
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You could use a car.
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Well, I got
my driver's permit last week
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and I've been
delivering papers, so...
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my uncle's Sunfire
will be mine in no time.
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- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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By then I bet you could use
a ride but I might be too busy.
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I thought you were in love with me?
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Now you're going to be too busy.
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I was in love in you,
that was last year.
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Plus, I heard you're
with Trey Davis now.
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We broke up. Kind of.
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- I figured.
- What's that suppose to mean?
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Well, when I was coming here,
I passed Madison Fatchek's house
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and as soon as her dad
leaves, I see him walk in.
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Fatchick, Fatchek?
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She's not so fat anymore.
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I heard she got
her stomach stapled.
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Jimmy Stam says that
she's anorexic.
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She's probably bulimic.
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Those titties, still fat though.
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You're so gross!
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Just saying.
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Isn't her dad a cop?
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He's a detective and Jimmy Stam
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told me that she helps
her cousin sell weed
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and he doesn't detect shit.
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That must be where Trey's
been getting faded.
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He's probably getting
more than just weed.
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- Stop.
- What?
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Your shoe's untied.
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The stupid thing
keeps coming undone.
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You should double knot it.
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You should hold on.
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♪ It was the night before
Christmas Day ♪
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♪ And all the elves was busy
loading up the sleigh ♪
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♪ Jolly Santa was like
getting his kicks ♪
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♪ And some old reindeer
was out learning new tricks ♪
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♪ But one of the elves said
"Man, we got to go ♪
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♪ We're way behind
and it's beginning to snow" ♪
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♪ Just in Rudolph
with the bloody nose ♪
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♪ Arrives Santa with his sleigh
and whiskey on his clothes ♪
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♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪
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♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho
ho, ho, ho, ho ♪
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♪ As jolly jingle bells
was ringing ♪
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♪ All them little children
they was singing ♪
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- Hi, Sophia.
- Hi, Sophia.
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So when does
your stepdad go to work?
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- He got fired.
- Again?
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I know. Right?
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What are you doing tonight?
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- I don't know.
- My parents are going to the casino
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and I know where
they keep their booze
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if you want to go back to
my place and Netflix and chill.
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- I can't.
- Yeah, right, whatever.
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Noah.
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Noah!
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Why don't you
cook dinner for once?
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Because I don't want to.
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Why don't you
get off my nutsack?
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You are such a prick.
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- You want me to turn off the power again?
- Woman, please.
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How many times we have to
go through this, Rayjon?
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We need to save money, get that
through your freaking skull.
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Yeah, and how much that outfit
cost at Penny's yesterday?
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- I got that for work.
- Sure you did.
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You really think it cost
more than those golf clubs
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you got out in the garage?
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Again with the golf clubs.
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What'd you think, you were
Tiger Woods or something?
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You're going to sell those
things tomorrow, you hear me?
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No, I ain't.
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If you don't then I will.
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Go to work, Theresa.
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At least I got a job,
you freaking deadbeat.
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What did you say?
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Eat... a... dick.
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That's got
a good beat to it, right?
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Real mature,
say it a little louder
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so the kids can hear you.
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Eat a dick, eat a dick,
take a big old bite,
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or a little lick.
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I should record that
right there.
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We've all had a shitty Christmas
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at one time or another, right?
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Like, when I was four years old
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my dumbass daddy robbed
a Quick Mart twice.
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Ask my mom about that Christmas,
and all she'll say
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is, "He didn't get me
nothing that year."
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Why are you bitching at me?
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Because you didn't get me
nothing for Christmas this year,
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you cheap son of a bitch.
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- Wait, what time is it?
- It's 11:53.
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Well, it ain't
Christmas morning yet.
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Where you going?
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The night is young, Theresa.
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The night is not young,
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it's Christmas freaking Eve.
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You can't get nothing now,
every where's closed.
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We'll see about that.
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- Nefantarter, holy shit, is that you?
- Yeah.
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You look good, man,
like you've been lifting.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
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You need anything, man,
I got ups and downs,
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- and loopty-loos.
- No, thanks, man.
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I told you I'm good.
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Been clean for two years.
You ain't noticed?
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Two... two years, it's been
that long, holy shit, man,
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I remember when you were
everyday, twice a day.
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Yeah, not anymore.
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Hey, hey, didn't you
go to jail or some shit
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for leaving your kid in the car
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while you were getting
a handy at the Rub & Tug?
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Yeah, I was all doped out
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on that crystal blue
shit back then.
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Oh, yeah, crystal blue.
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I got that
crystal blue shit, man.
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Not anymore.
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I know what you like, mama,
you like that white chocolate.
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- $1.87.
- $1.87?
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- Yes.
- Uh, that's a bit steep, ain't it?
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- Tax.
- Yeah, yeah, tax my ass.
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Shit, I forgot my wallet.
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I'll tell you what, you pay me.
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- What?
- You pay me.
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Come on, open the register.
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Open the register.
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Next time you should, uh,
catch it with your hands, not your face.
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Come on, come on,
underneath too.
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Holy Christmas tits!
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Is this for me?
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Be a good little elf
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and put it all in Santa's sack.
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Uh-uh.
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Hey, uh, sorry about your eye.
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My daddy took all that money,
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and put it straight in his arm.
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Oh, shit.
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Ah. I forgot the goddamn candy.
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And I tell him, don't
you ever come back here,
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or I'll kick your
shitty little ass, punk.
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I forgot my candy
bar, but since I'm here,
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why don't you do me a favor
and give me your wallet?
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Please, sir, you've
already robbed us once.
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No, I already robbed him.
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Damn.
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I'm sorry,
none of you guys can catch,
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that's too bad.
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Merry Christmas, fellas.
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Oh, oh, there it is, oh, oh.
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You cheap son of a bitch.
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Theresa.
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You didn't get me nothing
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for Christmas this year.
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Uh, that's not true.
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I, I got you
your favorite candy bar.
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Eat it, Daddy.
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I want candy.
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Oh. Oh!
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- What kind are you going to get?
- Peanut butter.
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I'm going to get caramel.
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You should try
the white chocolate.
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Mm. It's delicious.
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My mom still pretends he OD'd,
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but I'm too old
for Santa Clause and fairytales.
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♪ I got big rocks in my pocket ♪
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♪ And I love girls to stop it ♪
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♪ Anybody want that smoke ♪
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♪ Then I'll show
my pocket rockets ♪
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♪ Hit the road ♪
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All you all fools going to
get wasted when I get all this shit.
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00:17:12,624 --> 00:17:14,727
He sounds like a nuub.
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What'd you say?
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Yeah, total nuub.
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Oh, who you calling nuub?
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I'll smoke all you all fools.
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Okay, nuub, whatever you say.
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Oh, he's dead, get him, get him.
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Man, shut up.
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- He sucks.
- You all think you all are bad?
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00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:36,916
I ought to kick both of
your asses when I see you all.
238
00:17:37,016 --> 00:17:38,316
You best believe that.
239
00:17:39,351 --> 00:17:39,819
Come on, boys,
let's go to the mall.
240
00:17:40,753 --> 00:17:42,421
Who wants to see Santa?
241
00:17:44,623 --> 00:17:47,592
Yay!
242
00:17:55,968 --> 00:17:57,970
What?
243
00:17:58,071 --> 00:18:00,372
- Sophia.
- Go away!
244
00:18:01,306 --> 00:18:02,842
Is everything
all right, sweetie?
245
00:18:05,277 --> 00:18:06,946
You have to work
on Christmas Eve?
246
00:18:07,046 --> 00:18:09,614
Yeah, we're doing
inventory today.
247
00:18:10,016 --> 00:18:11,818
I could use the extra hours.
248
00:18:12,551 --> 00:18:14,252
I'll be home by 11, don't worry.
249
00:18:15,287 --> 00:18:17,824
Just makes sure dickhead downstairs
cooks something for dinner.
250
00:18:19,591 --> 00:18:20,927
- Did you hear me?
- Yes!
251
00:18:22,527 --> 00:18:24,229
You don't mind
if I borrow these, do you?
252
00:18:24,864 --> 00:18:26,331
I'll give them back, I swear.
253
00:18:28,567 --> 00:18:30,602
What's the matter, is it Trey?
254
00:18:31,603 --> 00:18:32,471
What did he do now?
255
00:18:32,571 --> 00:18:34,006
Mind your own business.
256
00:18:34,741 --> 00:18:36,642
I was a teenager
once too, you know?
257
00:18:37,609 --> 00:18:38,644
Until I got pregnant.
258
00:18:39,411 --> 00:18:40,913
Anyways, been there done that.
259
00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,547
I'm always here
if you need to talk.
260
00:18:43,716 --> 00:18:46,318
- Mom.
- Oh, no, I can't right now, honey, I got to go.
261
00:18:47,352 --> 00:18:49,454
Do me a favor though, stop by
and see your grandparents today.
262
00:18:49,756 --> 00:18:52,457
- Do I have to?
- Yes, you have to.
263
00:18:52,959 --> 00:18:55,494
- Why?
- Because they're old,
264
00:18:55,594 --> 00:18:57,295
and they live,
like, five blocks away
265
00:18:57,395 --> 00:18:58,664
and they're probably
going to die soon.
266
00:18:59,766 --> 00:19:01,667
- And because I said so.
- Whatever!
267
00:19:01,768 --> 00:19:03,268
You don't think Grandma
could use the extra help.
268
00:19:03,736 --> 00:19:05,037
Malecia was supposed
to come over.
269
00:19:05,638 --> 00:19:07,907
So go later,
they'd love to see you.
270
00:19:08,007 --> 00:19:10,009
Fine, I'll go
but it's total bullshit.
271
00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:13,445
- Sophia Hendrix, so help me, God.
- That is not my name.
272
00:19:13,545 --> 00:19:15,982
Girl, sometimes I swear you act
like a spoiled little twat.
273
00:19:16,682 --> 00:19:18,350
If you want to keep
your daddy's last name
274
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,820
and be known as the daughter
as an OD'd smack addict,
275
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:23,388
go ahead but don't come
crying to me again
276
00:19:23,488 --> 00:19:24,791
when they start
bullying you in school.
277
00:19:26,125 --> 00:19:27,794
Great, now I'm really
going to be late.
278
00:19:28,393 --> 00:19:29,327
Can I use this?
279
00:19:31,731 --> 00:19:32,665
I love you, sweetie.
280
00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,650
Hey, I remember you,
you live on Easy Street, right?
281
00:19:51,651 --> 00:19:53,085
Your mama like jewelry?
282
00:19:53,186 --> 00:19:54,854
She got any diamonds?
283
00:19:55,453 --> 00:19:58,024
Hey, where
the hoe, hoe, hoes at?
284
00:19:58,124 --> 00:20:00,458
How about I take you
home with me tonight?
285
00:20:00,559 --> 00:20:02,094
Could be my elf on the shelf.
286
00:20:02,895 --> 00:20:03,930
No, thanks.
287
00:20:04,462 --> 00:20:05,932
You ain't even my type.
288
00:20:15,975 --> 00:20:17,710
Okay, everybody,
let's take a little break.
289
00:20:20,746 --> 00:20:23,049
I'm sorry, folks, I just
need a word with old St. Nick.
290
00:20:23,983 --> 00:20:25,350
We'll be open in ten minutes.
291
00:20:26,518 --> 00:20:28,486
It's bad enough you show up
three sheets to the wind.
292
00:20:28,587 --> 00:20:31,590
You smell like you parked your
sleigh up Rudolph's rotten asshole,
293
00:20:31,691 --> 00:20:34,961
and you definitely can't smoke
the wacky tobacy here,
294
00:20:35,995 --> 00:20:37,063
not in my mall.
295
00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:42,467
You got something to say to me?
296
00:20:44,971 --> 00:20:46,973
You son of a bitch,
you're fired!
297
00:20:49,141 --> 00:20:52,712
♪ Jingle bells what's that smell
best stay out my way ♪
298
00:20:52,812 --> 00:20:54,947
♪ And if you don't
I take your phone ♪
299
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:57,116
♪ And punch you
in the face, hey! ♪
300
00:20:57,216 --> 00:21:00,518
♪ Jingle bells go to hell
it's time for you to pay ♪
301
00:21:01,053 --> 00:21:04,690
♪ Oh, what fun it is to ride
this town this holiday ♪
302
00:21:05,091 --> 00:21:08,928
♪ Stumbling through snow
on a street this Christmas Day ♪
303
00:21:09,028 --> 00:21:10,930
♪ What time's
the pawn shop close ♪
304
00:21:11,030 --> 00:21:12,865
♪ Pulled up, I'm on my way ♪
305
00:21:12,965 --> 00:21:16,534
♪ Got a 40 in my hand
throwing shit up in my sack ♪
306
00:21:17,069 --> 00:21:21,040
♪ Hope I don't get caught again
or jail I'm going back ♪
307
00:21:21,140 --> 00:21:24,810
♪ I see you when you sleep
I see when you're awake ♪
308
00:21:24,911 --> 00:21:28,814
♪ But if you try and stop me
you'll make a big mistake ♪
309
00:21:28,915 --> 00:21:30,983
♪ Down your chimney
I will slide ♪
310
00:21:31,083 --> 00:21:33,019
♪ On a cold and snowy night ♪
311
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:36,822
♪ Taking all your gifts
and, bitch, I'm out of sight ♪
312
00:21:36,923 --> 00:21:38,691
♪ I'm out of sight ♪
313
00:21:38,791 --> 00:21:42,895
♪ Out of sight ♪
314
00:21:42,995 --> 00:21:45,597
♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight ♪
315
00:21:45,698 --> 00:21:47,199
♪ Out of sight ♪
316
00:21:47,300 --> 00:21:51,003
♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight
I'm out of sight ♪
317
00:21:51,103 --> 00:21:53,105
♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight ♪
318
00:22:03,916 --> 00:22:06,152
Damn, boy you going
to do me like that.
319
00:22:08,921 --> 00:22:10,622
Hi, Mr. Hendricks,
is Sophia home?
320
00:22:13,225 --> 00:22:14,160
Yeah, she upstairs.
321
00:22:15,861 --> 00:22:17,029
Hi, Malecia.
322
00:22:19,597 --> 00:22:23,069
Oh, what now, sucker?
323
00:22:23,169 --> 00:22:24,637
Wait, that's not fair.
324
00:22:24,737 --> 00:22:26,072
Who is it?
325
00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:27,673
It's me, open up.
326
00:22:32,544 --> 00:22:34,612
Thank you so
much for coming over.
327
00:22:34,714 --> 00:22:36,481
Anything for my BFF.
328
00:22:43,823 --> 00:22:46,624
Oh, God, your stepbrother
is such a freak.
329
00:22:47,193 --> 00:22:48,560
Why, what'd he do now?
330
00:22:48,995 --> 00:22:51,063
Notta, boy's just whack.
331
00:22:52,231 --> 00:22:55,267
You have no idea, he sits
down there playing games
332
00:22:55,368 --> 00:22:58,570
all day because
he has, like, zero friends.
333
00:22:58,671 --> 00:23:00,139
What about the little boy
from down the street,
334
00:23:00,239 --> 00:23:02,008
uh... Franki, what's his face?
335
00:23:02,108 --> 00:23:03,642
Oh, RJ kicked
the crap out of him,
336
00:23:03,743 --> 00:23:05,878
so now Mrs. Baylaw won't
let him come over anymore.
337
00:23:05,978 --> 00:23:07,279
The boy's, like, ten years old.
338
00:23:07,380 --> 00:23:09,148
- Yep.
- With asthma.
339
00:23:09,915 --> 00:23:12,151
RJ gets picked on by all
the kids in his own grade,
340
00:23:12,251 --> 00:23:15,287
so he pays that forward by
bullying anyone weaker than him.
341
00:23:15,388 --> 00:23:16,922
Freakshow.
342
00:23:17,256 --> 00:23:20,159
In other news,
so what's up with Sophia?
343
00:23:21,227 --> 00:23:22,828
I'm pregnant.
344
00:23:23,062 --> 00:23:24,764
Shut up, are you serious?
345
00:23:25,597 --> 00:23:28,200
Oh, that's wild,
do you know who's it is?
346
00:23:28,300 --> 00:23:31,170
Of course I know
who's it is, it's Trey's!
347
00:23:31,771 --> 00:23:33,538
- Oh.
- What?
348
00:23:34,073 --> 00:23:36,208
- Nothing.
- No, tell me, what?
349
00:23:36,308 --> 00:23:39,544
It's like I heard
he was with Fatchick now.
350
00:23:39,645 --> 00:23:41,579
No, he just gets
weed off of her.
351
00:23:41,680 --> 00:23:42,782
That's not what I heard.
352
00:23:42,882 --> 00:23:44,850
Can we focus
on the problem here?
353
00:23:44,950 --> 00:23:47,552
- What's that?
- The baby, Malecia, the baby!
354
00:23:47,653 --> 00:23:49,955
- Oh, gee, relax.
- Relax?
355
00:23:50,056 --> 00:23:53,826
I cannot relax.
My mom is going to kill me.
356
00:23:53,926 --> 00:23:55,795
My whole life is over!
357
00:23:55,895 --> 00:23:57,663
I'm going to have
to drop out of school.
358
00:23:57,763 --> 00:24:01,100
I'm going to have to get,
like, a job for diapers.
359
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,302
No, you won't,
that's what welfare's for.
360
00:24:03,836 --> 00:24:04,904
What?
361
00:24:05,004 --> 00:24:07,673
I'm going to get so fat!
362
00:24:07,773 --> 00:24:09,341
Well, look at the bright side,
363
00:24:09,442 --> 00:24:11,343
if Trey's into Madison Fatchek,
364
00:24:11,944 --> 00:24:14,280
maybe he likes a little
extra cushion for the pushing.
365
00:24:14,380 --> 00:24:16,282
Ow, sorry.
366
00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:19,118
He's not with Fatchek.
367
00:24:20,386 --> 00:24:23,122
Besides, heard she lost, like,
a lot of weight or something.
368
00:24:23,222 --> 00:24:24,990
Oh, I have an idea.
369
00:24:26,258 --> 00:24:28,360
- Well, spit it out.
- Girl, that's what you should have done.
370
00:24:29,695 --> 00:24:31,596
Ow, sorry.
371
00:24:33,032 --> 00:24:35,901
You could get an abortion.
372
00:24:37,069 --> 00:24:39,071
You mean, like, kill it?
373
00:24:39,171 --> 00:24:41,340
You can't kill something that's
not been born yet, can you?
374
00:24:42,308 --> 00:24:46,045
I mean, I guess not.
Is that even legal?
375
00:24:46,145 --> 00:24:48,881
Of course it's legal, it's been
legal since, like, the '80's.
376
00:24:49,248 --> 00:24:51,317
Haven't you ever heard
of a woman's right to choose?
377
00:24:52,184 --> 00:24:54,019
I thought it was choosing
the name or something.
378
00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:57,123
No, dummy,
that means you can choose
379
00:24:57,223 --> 00:24:59,959
to keep it or...
380
00:25:01,794 --> 00:25:03,963
- So my mom would never know?
- Nope.
381
00:25:04,063 --> 00:25:05,297
Nobody ever has to know.
382
00:25:05,998 --> 00:25:07,633
Here, let's search it.
383
00:25:09,301 --> 00:25:13,772
Ohio abortions... got it.
384
00:25:14,206 --> 00:25:16,075
Well, what's it say?
385
00:25:17,343 --> 00:25:18,244
Uh...
386
00:25:21,947 --> 00:25:25,784
A parent must consent
before a minor gets an abortion.
387
00:25:26,785 --> 00:25:28,387
My life is so over.
388
00:25:30,222 --> 00:25:31,757
Want to go get pizza?
389
00:25:32,424 --> 00:25:34,226
Go grab me another
six pack out the fridge.
390
00:25:37,997 --> 00:25:40,266
- Can I get one?
- Yeah, no.
391
00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,808
- Where you all going?
- Out.
392
00:25:49,909 --> 00:25:50,910
You got to babysit
the boys next door.
393
00:25:51,010 --> 00:25:53,412
- Uh, no one told me that.
- Yeah, the neighbor lady
394
00:25:53,512 --> 00:25:55,080
came over this morning,
asked if you could watch them
395
00:25:55,181 --> 00:25:57,116
while she do some
last minute Christmas shopping.
396
00:25:57,216 --> 00:25:59,251
- So I told her, all right.
- Well, I can't.
397
00:25:59,351 --> 00:26:01,754
Your mom going to be heated
when she find out.
398
00:26:01,854 --> 00:26:04,990
- You know we need that scrilla.
- Sorry, not sorry.
399
00:26:07,760 --> 00:26:08,761
Malecia!
400
00:26:09,962 --> 00:26:10,963
I can babysit.
401
00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:13,265
You?
402
00:26:22,341 --> 00:26:24,777
- So when did it happen?
- What?
403
00:26:26,378 --> 00:26:28,047
Oh, oh!
404
00:26:28,147 --> 00:26:30,816
- Oh, yeah.
- On Thanksgiving.
405
00:26:30,916 --> 00:26:33,152
Get out, he stuffed you
up on turkey day?
406
00:26:35,888 --> 00:26:37,423
Was it at his house or yours?
407
00:26:37,523 --> 00:26:40,125
He actually got in a huge fight
with his parents that night,
408
00:26:40,793 --> 00:26:44,129
had nowhere to go to eat so
I invited him over to join us.
409
00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:45,798
Oh, you're too sweet.
410
00:26:46,198 --> 00:26:47,466
It actually happened in his car.
411
00:26:50,302 --> 00:26:53,005
Next thing I knew
we were just doing it.
412
00:26:53,839 --> 00:26:55,007
How'd you get pregnant?
413
00:26:55,107 --> 00:26:56,342
Uh, last time I checked
414
00:26:56,442 --> 00:26:58,344
there's only one way
to get pregnant.
415
00:26:58,444 --> 00:27:01,013
- Didn't he use a condom?
- Yeah, at first.
416
00:27:01,380 --> 00:27:02,481
Then it kept getting...
417
00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:07,052
- soft.
- The condom?
418
00:27:07,152 --> 00:27:08,187
No, him!
419
00:27:08,287 --> 00:27:09,388
So he had to take it off.
420
00:27:10,155 --> 00:27:11,323
Oh.
421
00:27:22,067 --> 00:27:24,370
- Sophia!
- Oh, no.
422
00:27:26,205 --> 00:27:30,209
I waited for my period,
it just never came.
423
00:27:33,912 --> 00:27:35,814
- No way!
- What!
424
00:27:36,081 --> 00:27:39,018
It's my mom, she says
someone broke into the house.
425
00:27:39,118 --> 00:27:41,487
- Really?
- Sorry, bae, got to go.
426
00:27:46,225 --> 00:27:49,395
Stay strong, girl,
you'll figure it out. Hundo p.
427
00:27:52,364 --> 00:27:54,867
Oh, hell no,
they took our presents.
428
00:28:09,315 --> 00:28:14,253
Sophia, won't you
ride with me-a?
429
00:28:14,353 --> 00:28:15,521
Are you stalking me?
430
00:28:16,188 --> 00:28:17,456
You wish I was stalking you.
431
00:28:17,556 --> 00:28:19,124
So you're not stalking me?
432
00:28:19,224 --> 00:28:20,959
No, I'm, uh,
I'm on my way to Walmart.
433
00:28:21,060 --> 00:28:22,328
- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
434
00:28:22,428 --> 00:28:24,997
- Walmart's that way.
- Oh, I mean, uh,
435
00:28:25,097 --> 00:28:26,265
I mean, I'm coming
back from Walmart.
436
00:28:26,365 --> 00:28:28,067
Oh. What'd you get?
437
00:28:28,167 --> 00:28:32,037
I, uh, I shoplifted this gum,
you want a piece?
438
00:28:32,471 --> 00:28:34,406
- You stole this?
- Maybe,
439
00:28:34,506 --> 00:28:36,342
would that turn you on?
440
00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:38,610
I mean, that's why you're
with Trey, right,
441
00:28:38,712 --> 00:28:39,945
you like criminals.
442
00:28:40,312 --> 00:28:41,180
No.
443
00:28:42,181 --> 00:28:44,049
Huh. I just figured it
probably made you wet
444
00:28:44,149 --> 00:28:45,250
every time he talks about juvie.
445
00:28:45,351 --> 00:28:47,186
Ew.
446
00:28:49,054 --> 00:28:51,323
He's 18 now, so no more juvie.
447
00:28:51,423 --> 00:28:53,158
You know that's
so statutory right?
448
00:28:53,258 --> 00:28:54,893
- Shut up!
- I'm just saying.
449
00:28:58,130 --> 00:29:00,532
- So why him?
- Why not?
450
00:29:01,133 --> 00:29:02,368
Because he's a complete tool.
451
00:29:02,468 --> 00:29:04,570
- You're a tool!
- Good one.
452
00:29:05,471 --> 00:29:06,972
Why do you think he's a tool?
453
00:29:07,506 --> 00:29:08,907
Where do I even start?
454
00:29:10,008 --> 00:29:12,544
Jimmy Stam told me his real name
is Edward Davis III.
455
00:29:12,645 --> 00:29:14,647
He just calls himself
Trey to sound black.
456
00:29:15,247 --> 00:29:18,517
He acts like he's all hood and
gangster, he's country as shit.
457
00:29:18,617 --> 00:29:21,620
His dad's
the fishing warden, real hood.
458
00:29:23,255 --> 00:29:25,290
And plus isn't he
supposed to be a senior?
459
00:29:25,391 --> 00:29:27,226
He's failed
three years in a row.
460
00:29:28,327 --> 00:29:31,430
He's a liar, he's an asshole
and he's a scumbag.
461
00:29:31,964 --> 00:29:33,532
I bet he's cheating
on you right now.
462
00:29:34,299 --> 00:29:36,435
People like him need
to be put in their place.
463
00:29:38,237 --> 00:29:41,073
Okay, psycho, let's go.
464
00:29:41,173 --> 00:29:43,342
- Where are we going?
- Madison Fatchek's house.
465
00:29:43,442 --> 00:29:46,378
- Okey dokey, pretty lady.
- You're such a dork.
466
00:30:14,473 --> 00:30:16,108
Oh, look at these losers.
467
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:18,177
Isn't that Trey's little slut?
468
00:30:18,678 --> 00:30:20,579
Hey, watch this.
469
00:30:27,252 --> 00:30:28,153
Fags!
470
00:30:32,558 --> 00:30:33,959
Assholes.
471
00:30:34,359 --> 00:30:36,195
I think those were Trey's friends.
472
00:30:46,405 --> 00:30:48,507
- That's his whip, right?
- Yeah.
473
00:30:49,408 --> 00:30:50,643
He probably stole it.
474
00:31:14,500 --> 00:31:15,702
I told you so.
475
00:31:15,802 --> 00:31:17,069
He's just smoking some weed,
476
00:31:17,169 --> 00:31:18,270
it isn't even
that big of a deal.
477
00:31:41,794 --> 00:31:43,028
Oh, snap!
478
00:31:43,630 --> 00:31:45,030
- Busted.
- Oh.
479
00:31:46,532 --> 00:31:47,634
Seriously?
480
00:31:50,737 --> 00:31:52,170
Let's go!
481
00:31:57,175 --> 00:31:59,478
Sophia,
it's not what it looks like!
482
00:31:59,578 --> 00:32:00,813
You lied to me!
483
00:32:00,914 --> 00:32:03,081
I'm sorry, shawty,
my head's all messed up,
484
00:32:03,181 --> 00:32:04,416
I don't even know
what's going on.
485
00:32:04,516 --> 00:32:05,617
Let that bitch go, Trey.
486
00:32:05,718 --> 00:32:07,553
Who you calling a bitch, skank?
487
00:32:07,654 --> 00:32:09,756
Tell her you're with
a real woman now.
488
00:32:09,856 --> 00:32:11,156
Shut up, skank.
489
00:32:12,157 --> 00:32:13,258
Sophia.
490
00:32:13,693 --> 00:32:16,061
Okay, hoe, you gots to go.
491
00:32:16,161 --> 00:32:18,430
I'm about to pop you
like a cherry on prom night.
492
00:32:24,202 --> 00:32:25,203
Whoa!
493
00:32:31,711 --> 00:32:34,313
Damn!
494
00:32:34,413 --> 00:32:36,849
Oh.
495
00:32:38,317 --> 00:32:40,853
- Are you getting that?
- Yep.
496
00:32:42,287 --> 00:32:43,155
Oh, man.
497
00:32:58,503 --> 00:33:00,472
- All right.
- Hell yeah!
498
00:33:09,247 --> 00:33:10,783
Are you going to
help me up or what?
499
00:33:12,484 --> 00:33:13,686
Hey, give me my shirt back.
500
00:33:16,956 --> 00:33:18,323
Sophia, wait!
501
00:33:22,829 --> 00:33:24,396
What are you looking at?
502
00:33:24,496 --> 00:33:27,867
This one's going on YouTube!
503
00:33:52,324 --> 00:33:54,593
- You okay?
- No.
504
00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,462
Well, look,
my offer still stands,
505
00:33:57,562 --> 00:33:59,598
nothing's better for a heartache
than a horror movie,
506
00:33:59,699 --> 00:34:02,200
a bottle of 151 and some
Sprite to chase it down.
507
00:34:02,802 --> 00:34:05,437
There's actually this flick
called, Silent Night, Deadly Night
508
00:34:05,537 --> 00:34:07,239
- about a deranged...
- I can't.
509
00:34:07,774 --> 00:34:09,207
Well, if Santa's not your thing,
510
00:34:09,307 --> 00:34:10,810
there's always
Killer Klowns from Outer Space.
511
00:34:10,910 --> 00:34:12,611
No, I can't come over.
512
00:34:13,980 --> 00:34:15,648
Don't tell me
it's because of Trey,
513
00:34:15,748 --> 00:34:17,850
he's cheating on you,
you saw it with your own eyes.
514
00:34:18,785 --> 00:34:20,753
There's two types
of men in this world,
515
00:34:20,853 --> 00:34:22,287
and he's neither of them.
516
00:34:23,723 --> 00:34:28,293
You're smart, you're fun, you're
beautiful, you're perfect.
517
00:34:29,729 --> 00:34:30,663
Stop.
518
00:34:31,898 --> 00:34:32,765
What?
519
00:34:33,933 --> 00:34:34,934
I'm...
520
00:34:35,902 --> 00:34:37,637
Let me guess, you're
still in love with him?
521
00:34:38,336 --> 00:34:39,438
I give up.
522
00:34:39,906 --> 00:34:41,206
Noah.
523
00:34:42,842 --> 00:34:44,409
I'm pregnant!
524
00:34:45,645 --> 00:34:46,846
With his?
525
00:34:49,816 --> 00:34:51,651
I guess I was wrong
about you, Sophia,
526
00:34:51,751 --> 00:34:53,351
you're not
as smart as I thought.
527
00:34:54,519 --> 00:34:55,387
Good luck.
528
00:34:56,189 --> 00:34:57,757
- What?
- You're going to need it.
529
00:35:02,995 --> 00:35:04,897
He spit on us!
530
00:35:24,951 --> 00:35:26,251
What's wrong with you?
531
00:35:43,568 --> 00:35:45,403
Hey.
532
00:35:46,873 --> 00:35:48,340
You all right?
533
00:35:49,108 --> 00:35:51,476
You need to talk?
534
00:35:51,978 --> 00:35:53,478
Is this about that white boy
535
00:35:53,578 --> 00:35:55,047
that thinks of himself
as a brother?
536
00:35:55,882 --> 00:35:57,616
You just let me know,
537
00:35:57,717 --> 00:36:00,418
I've been waiting months to slap
the black out of his mouth.
538
00:36:01,654 --> 00:36:04,523
Or if it's a womanly issue,
539
00:36:05,057 --> 00:36:07,026
your mom
won't be back for awhile,
540
00:36:07,126 --> 00:36:08,795
but you can always
go to your Grandma's.
541
00:36:09,528 --> 00:36:12,531
- Just go away!
- Okay.
542
00:36:12,632 --> 00:36:15,001
I'm just trying to help, God.
543
00:36:22,108 --> 00:36:24,309
How long you going to be in there?
544
00:36:25,577 --> 00:36:27,512
I got to take a shit!
545
00:37:05,584 --> 00:37:07,619
- Get off my porch.
- Grandpa.
546
00:37:08,020 --> 00:37:11,123
- I will shoot.
- Grandpa, it's me, Sophia.
547
00:37:11,657 --> 00:37:13,693
- Who?
- Your granddaughter!
548
00:37:14,559 --> 00:37:16,762
Oh, yeah.
549
00:37:16,863 --> 00:37:19,765
- Come on in, sweetie pie.
- Okay.
550
00:37:43,923 --> 00:37:46,458
Go on, take a seat, sit down.
551
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:49,461
What happened to your eye?
552
00:37:52,564 --> 00:37:55,400
- What's that?
- Your eye, what happened?
553
00:37:55,735 --> 00:37:58,436
That ain't nothing, I'm fine.
554
00:38:12,517 --> 00:38:14,486
I'm sorry, where are my manners,
555
00:38:14,586 --> 00:38:17,622
would you like something
to drink some milk or pop?
556
00:38:17,924 --> 00:38:19,025
No, thanks.
557
00:38:19,659 --> 00:38:21,861
- You want to cookie?
- No, I'm good.
558
00:38:21,961 --> 00:38:23,029
Well, suit yourself.
559
00:38:27,233 --> 00:38:28,134
Where's Grandma at?
560
00:38:50,156 --> 00:38:51,791
We just don't want
any trouble here, ma'am.
561
00:39:03,769 --> 00:39:06,172
- You worthless piece of garbage!
- Hey!
562
00:39:06,272 --> 00:39:09,709
- Ow!
- Settle down.
563
00:39:11,210 --> 00:39:14,180
Okay, that was against the law.
564
00:39:22,755 --> 00:39:24,790
Oh, who gives a shit.
565
00:39:24,890 --> 00:39:26,624
I was just hoping
to talk to her.
566
00:39:27,026 --> 00:39:29,494
Why, you have
a bad day at school?
567
00:39:29,962 --> 00:39:32,231
Oh, there's no school today,
it's Christmas Eve.
568
00:39:32,898 --> 00:39:34,033
Oh, yeah.
569
00:39:35,234 --> 00:39:37,569
I knew that.
570
00:39:38,871 --> 00:39:40,572
Can I ask you
a question, Grandpa?
571
00:39:41,774 --> 00:39:43,242
Shoot, kiddo.
572
00:39:43,943 --> 00:39:46,078
Why did you and Grandma
stop after Mom came along?
573
00:39:46,912 --> 00:39:49,048
Like, why didn't you guys
have any more kids?
574
00:39:56,088 --> 00:39:58,090
- We did.
- What?
575
00:39:59,591 --> 00:40:00,659
Your mama...
576
00:40:02,328 --> 00:40:04,296
she was actually
our second child.
577
00:40:05,798 --> 00:40:08,768
She's got an older sister
out there somewhere.
578
00:40:09,735 --> 00:40:10,736
What?
579
00:40:13,939 --> 00:40:14,974
You know what,
580
00:40:15,975 --> 00:40:18,144
your grandma would fry
my balls for breakfast
581
00:40:18,244 --> 00:40:21,947
if she knew I was going to tell you
this, but guess what, kiddy...
582
00:40:23,382 --> 00:40:25,651
want you get to my age
you start passing secrets
583
00:40:25,751 --> 00:40:27,619
like you pass gas.
584
00:40:27,720 --> 00:40:29,155
Oh, Grandpa.
585
00:40:30,890 --> 00:40:32,825
It's milk.
586
00:40:33,625 --> 00:40:34,827
So what happened to her?
587
00:40:37,029 --> 00:40:39,331
- Who's that?
- Mom's sister.
588
00:40:44,103 --> 00:40:45,971
You know that story about how
589
00:40:46,072 --> 00:40:47,940
me and your Grandma met,
don't you?
590
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,109
Yeah, at a Cleveland Indians
game, right?
591
00:40:50,209 --> 00:40:53,813
We didn't meet
at no Indians game,
592
00:40:53,913 --> 00:40:55,981
that was just a,
just a bunch of hog wash
593
00:40:56,082 --> 00:40:57,615
your grandma told everyone.
594
00:40:58,350 --> 00:41:01,053
Christ, we, we met at a church.
595
00:41:01,153 --> 00:41:03,022
You and Grandma went to church?
596
00:41:03,122 --> 00:41:06,225
Hell yes,
we went in to church.
597
00:41:08,327 --> 00:41:11,931
That was damn near 50 years ago.
598
00:41:17,670 --> 00:41:21,073
You see your grandma
was real religious back then.
599
00:41:22,374 --> 00:41:25,010
I attended
on a regular basis, though
600
00:41:25,111 --> 00:41:27,780
I wasn't much
for the singing and dancing
601
00:41:28,681 --> 00:41:29,782
till I met her.
602
00:41:30,916 --> 00:41:35,121
From that moment on
there was no getting between us.
603
00:41:39,825 --> 00:41:41,026
Good Lord!
604
00:41:41,127 --> 00:41:45,831
Oh, my God, oh, oh,
oh, my God, oh, oh,
605
00:41:45,931 --> 00:41:49,168
amen, oh, amen, oh, my God!
606
00:41:50,102 --> 00:41:51,804
Long story short...
607
00:41:53,439 --> 00:41:54,707
I put a bun in her over.
608
00:41:56,041 --> 00:41:59,745
And after a few months,
that baby girl was upon us.
609
00:42:02,348 --> 00:42:04,250
So we put her up for adoption.
610
00:42:05,050 --> 00:42:06,051
Why?
611
00:42:06,152 --> 00:42:08,320
Well, I didn't have a job,
612
00:42:08,420 --> 00:42:11,090
we had no way
to support her and it's...
613
00:42:13,192 --> 00:42:16,262
sometimes life only gives you
one choice in the moment.
614
00:42:18,164 --> 00:42:20,699
I always hoped that
she had a good life,
615
00:42:20,799 --> 00:42:22,868
she, she found a good family
616
00:42:22,968 --> 00:42:25,404
that loved her
and took care of her.
617
00:42:28,307 --> 00:42:30,976
Anyway, Grandma and me,
we moved on.
618
00:42:32,912 --> 00:42:36,015
After a few years,
I got a job at the mill.
619
00:42:36,415 --> 00:42:39,885
We built a house
and we started trying again.
620
00:42:40,486 --> 00:42:42,254
That's when your mama came along
621
00:42:42,354 --> 00:42:45,824
and believe me, with all the
spit and vinegar in her veins,
622
00:42:46,292 --> 00:42:48,861
one was enough.
623
00:42:48,961 --> 00:42:49,795
Wow.
624
00:42:50,396 --> 00:42:51,463
Yeah.
625
00:42:52,698 --> 00:42:56,335
Funny thing is we, we ain't
never been back to church since.
626
00:42:57,469 --> 00:43:00,239
So I bought myself
a wedding coat
627
00:43:00,339 --> 00:43:02,241
and I met her at the courthouse.
628
00:43:03,876 --> 00:43:06,011
- And that was that.
- Yeah.
629
00:43:07,046 --> 00:43:09,481
And that, sweetie pie, was that.
630
00:43:12,051 --> 00:43:15,321
Son of a bitch,
what time is it?
631
00:43:15,421 --> 00:43:17,223
Uh, it's a quarter past eight.
632
00:43:17,323 --> 00:43:19,358
Yeah, I forgot to take
my cholesterol pills.
633
00:43:23,896 --> 00:43:25,798
Are you sure I can't get
you something to eat?
634
00:43:26,198 --> 00:43:29,101
No, thanks, Grandpa, I haven't had
much of an appetite today anyway.
635
00:43:29,568 --> 00:43:30,970
Plus, I got to get going.
636
00:43:33,339 --> 00:43:34,306
Bye, Grandpa.
637
00:43:39,979 --> 00:43:41,347
Hey, tell Grandma I said hi.
638
00:43:42,047 --> 00:43:42,948
Okay.
639
00:43:43,849 --> 00:43:44,516
Bye!
640
00:43:48,320 --> 00:43:50,956
Yeah, Grandma.
641
00:43:51,056 --> 00:43:55,995
♪ Silent night ♪
642
00:43:56,095 --> 00:44:01,200
♪ Holy night ♪
643
00:44:01,300 --> 00:44:06,405
♪ All is calm ♪
644
00:44:06,505 --> 00:44:11,176
♪ All is bright ♪
645
00:44:11,944 --> 00:44:16,215
♪ Round young virgin ♪
646
00:44:16,315 --> 00:44:19,151
What a crock of shit.
647
00:44:19,585 --> 00:44:23,389
You really think
she was a virgin?
648
00:44:24,356 --> 00:44:27,126
You think anyone around here
would believe me
649
00:44:27,226 --> 00:44:30,562
if I said Jesus knocked me up?
650
00:44:31,263 --> 00:44:36,168
Yeah, that's what I'll go with,
immaculate conception.
651
00:44:36,568 --> 00:44:40,039
Yep, Jesus is the one,
Jesus is the daddy,
652
00:44:40,139 --> 00:44:43,275
he knocked me up,
I'm still a virgin.
653
00:44:43,375 --> 00:44:46,045
Give me a goddamn break.
654
00:44:46,145 --> 00:44:48,580
♪ Sleep in ♪
655
00:44:48,682 --> 00:44:55,487
♪ Heavenly peace ♪
656
00:44:59,358 --> 00:45:01,160
You guys know any Tupac?
657
00:45:03,462 --> 00:45:06,432
Your brother was being a bad
boy, but if your mommy asks,
658
00:45:06,532 --> 00:45:09,301
he fell down when you were
playing tag, you understand?
659
00:45:10,569 --> 00:45:12,271
Now get up and go lay in bed.
660
00:45:15,140 --> 00:45:16,508
Bring that ass over here...
661
00:45:17,543 --> 00:45:18,410
please?
662
00:45:28,487 --> 00:45:31,857
Okay, okay, okay, I deserved
that, I deserved that.
663
00:45:33,092 --> 00:45:35,060
Look, I'm so sorry, girl.
664
00:45:35,961 --> 00:45:39,031
Have you even got my texts, I've been
blowing up the phone like a hella cray.
665
00:45:39,598 --> 00:45:41,233
I don't know what
I was thinking.
666
00:45:41,333 --> 00:45:44,103
Maybe I thought, you know,
you're on a break, or something,
667
00:45:44,203 --> 00:45:46,138
like my dick is in her mouth,
668
00:45:46,238 --> 00:45:48,440
but my heart is
in your hands, you feel me?
669
00:45:48,540 --> 00:45:50,409
- Trey, I have something to tell you.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.
670
00:45:50,509 --> 00:45:52,044
Let me finish, let me finish.
671
00:45:52,679 --> 00:45:54,580
I know I made a mistake,
672
00:45:54,681 --> 00:45:58,016
but the truth is that hoe
ain't got nothing on you, girl.
673
00:45:59,686 --> 00:46:01,286
You're my one and only,
674
00:46:01,387 --> 00:46:03,288
the peanut butter
to my jelly sandwich, girl.
675
00:46:03,389 --> 00:46:05,157
- I love you.
- I'm pregnant.
676
00:46:05,257 --> 00:46:06,258
I love everything...
677
00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:09,328
Wait, what?
678
00:46:09,428 --> 00:46:10,630
You heard me.
679
00:46:10,730 --> 00:46:11,530
That shit ain't mine.
680
00:46:12,398 --> 00:46:13,899
I know that shit
for reals ain't mine.
681
00:46:13,999 --> 00:46:16,235
- Who's do you think it is?
- I don't know,
682
00:46:16,335 --> 00:46:18,103
maybe it's that one kid
you've been hanging with.
683
00:46:18,203 --> 00:46:19,571
What's his name, Noah Vanhomo?
684
00:46:19,672 --> 00:46:21,540
- No.
- I see the way he look at you.
685
00:46:22,274 --> 00:46:23,375
- He hit that, huh?
- No.
686
00:46:23,475 --> 00:46:25,010
- I know he hit that.
- Trey.
687
00:46:25,110 --> 00:46:26,545
You're the only person
688
00:46:26,646 --> 00:46:27,647
I've ever been with.
689
00:46:28,782 --> 00:46:31,216
You expect me to believe that?
How dumb you think I am?
690
00:46:31,316 --> 00:46:33,653
You're about making all this up
just to try to win me back.
691
00:46:33,753 --> 00:46:35,655
- Win you back?
- Yeah.
692
00:46:35,755 --> 00:46:37,923
And you just jelly
because I moved on with my life.
693
00:46:38,023 --> 00:46:39,124
It ain't going to work.
694
00:46:39,224 --> 00:46:42,094
Trey, I'm serious,
this is your baby.
695
00:46:42,762 --> 00:46:44,430
- This our baby.
- Stop...
696
00:46:45,497 --> 00:46:46,465
saying that.
697
00:46:46,565 --> 00:46:47,667
What are we going to do?
698
00:46:47,767 --> 00:46:50,102
There is no we
in this situation.
699
00:46:50,436 --> 00:46:51,937
Is what are you going to do?
700
00:46:52,037 --> 00:46:54,506
Gee.
701
00:46:54,606 --> 00:46:55,507
Sophia!
702
00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:02,682
Coming up at 11,
officials are calling it
703
00:47:02,782 --> 00:47:04,416
an opioid epidemic.
704
00:47:04,516 --> 00:47:06,653
So what can parents do
to make sure their kids
705
00:47:06,753 --> 00:47:08,253
stay off the white horse?
706
00:47:08,353 --> 00:47:10,690
Plus, a string
of Christmas Eve robberies
707
00:47:10,790 --> 00:47:11,825
have been reported around town.
708
00:47:12,692 --> 00:47:15,360
So be sure to keep
the doors locked tight tonight.
709
00:47:15,461 --> 00:47:17,095
And full details on the charges
710
00:47:17,196 --> 00:47:18,597
levied at Mayor McHenry.
711
00:47:18,698 --> 00:47:20,700
Just how much money
is he accused of stealing
712
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,201
from the county road department?
713
00:47:22,568 --> 00:47:24,970
All that and more
at First Action News 11.
714
00:47:26,773 --> 00:47:28,173
If either one of you's
tells on me...
715
00:47:30,576 --> 00:47:31,644
Now go to bed.
716
00:48:12,384 --> 00:48:13,318
RJ?
717
00:48:14,319 --> 00:48:15,187
Sophia?
718
00:48:39,511 --> 00:48:42,214
♪ Eat a dick eat, eat, eat a dick ♪
719
00:48:42,314 --> 00:48:44,349
♪ Take a big old bite
or a little lick ♪
720
00:48:44,751 --> 00:48:46,653
- Yeah?
- Did you cook dinner?
721
00:48:46,753 --> 00:48:49,288
No, I didn't cook
no damn dinner, I told you.
722
00:48:49,388 --> 00:48:52,591
- Rayjon, I swear to God I bust my ass every week...
- Babe.
723
00:48:52,692 --> 00:48:54,459
- ...working overtime then I have to come home...
- Babe.
724
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:57,162
- ...and cook and clean and do the dishes.
- Baby.
725
00:48:57,262 --> 00:48:59,666
- All while you sit on your lazy ass.
- Bitch, relax!
726
00:48:59,766 --> 00:49:02,200
- I'll pick something up.
- What did you call me?
727
00:49:02,301 --> 00:49:04,771
- Damn.
- Consider this your New Year's resolution,
728
00:49:04,871 --> 00:49:06,639
either you get a job
and get your shit together...
729
00:49:06,739 --> 00:49:08,373
Oops, lost you.
730
00:49:17,616 --> 00:49:20,720
Thanks again for watching them. I am so
surprised that they're asleep already.
731
00:49:20,820 --> 00:49:22,621
They're great kids, really.
732
00:49:24,791 --> 00:49:26,425
They're a little
rough though, like I said,
733
00:49:26,525 --> 00:49:27,794
one minute
they're playing tag then
734
00:49:27,894 --> 00:49:30,095
all of a sudden it became
a full blown fist fight.
735
00:49:30,429 --> 00:49:32,632
What? Dear lord.
736
00:49:32,732 --> 00:49:35,702
Don't worry, I put an end
to that real quick.
737
00:49:35,802 --> 00:49:38,537
Here, take this,
thank you so much.
738
00:49:38,638 --> 00:49:40,238
- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.
739
00:49:59,558 --> 00:50:00,492
Sup?
740
00:50:01,426 --> 00:50:04,162
Going to get some food,
you want anything?
741
00:50:04,262 --> 00:50:06,431
- Yeah, where you going?
- Doghouse.
742
00:50:06,833 --> 00:50:10,202
Um, strawberry milkshake.
743
00:50:11,603 --> 00:50:14,473
- Boy, you into some fruity shit, huh?
- You all right to drive?
744
00:50:14,573 --> 00:50:17,309
Don't come at me
like that strawberry shake.
745
00:50:17,677 --> 00:50:18,711
I'm fine.
746
00:50:20,913 --> 00:50:22,649
How much scoobs was given
you for watching them brats?
747
00:50:23,448 --> 00:50:24,516
Thirty bucks.
748
00:50:25,752 --> 00:50:26,719
Seriously?
749
00:50:27,586 --> 00:50:29,388
You want that milkshake or not?
750
00:50:29,922 --> 00:50:31,490
Milkshakes don't cost 30 bucks.
751
00:50:31,958 --> 00:50:33,392
The ones at Doghouse do.
752
00:50:34,393 --> 00:50:38,363
Here, but I keep the rest,
because it's my house,
753
00:50:38,798 --> 00:50:40,198
and it's my rules.
754
00:50:41,768 --> 00:50:45,672
Cheer up, son, you're only
got three or four more years
755
00:50:46,605 --> 00:50:48,941
then you're ass
enlist in the Marines,
756
00:50:49,042 --> 00:50:50,810
then you're Uncle Sam's problem.
757
00:50:52,712 --> 00:50:53,913
Come on, man, put them up.
758
00:50:54,013 --> 00:50:56,448
Come on, boy,
put them up, put them up.
759
00:50:56,983 --> 00:51:00,218
What's you going
to do now, sucker?
760
00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:08,560
Please pick up, Noah.
761
00:51:09,629 --> 00:51:11,731
Under two minutes to
go on the ninth annual achievements
762
00:51:11,831 --> 00:51:13,432
high efficiency toilet bowl.
763
00:51:13,532 --> 00:51:15,434
The Penguins look
sluggish all day but had to
764
00:51:15,534 --> 00:51:18,270
get another turnover
by the Grasshoppers offense.
765
00:51:20,039 --> 00:51:21,674
...from a colossal upset here.
766
00:51:21,774 --> 00:51:23,508
I haven't seen
anything this sloppy
767
00:51:23,608 --> 00:51:25,945
since I walked in on my wife
with a special teams unit.
768
00:51:26,045 --> 00:51:27,847
Whoa, buddy, whoa,
769
00:51:27,947 --> 00:51:31,349
save that one for the postgame show, huh?
770
00:51:31,450 --> 00:51:34,219
♪ I'm just chilling
with my crew thinking of ways ♪
771
00:51:34,319 --> 00:51:35,755
♪ To get them dollars
I'm just... ♪
772
00:51:35,855 --> 00:51:37,456
We'll be right back with more
773
00:51:37,556 --> 00:51:39,158
from the Hughes High
Efficiency Toilet Bowl
774
00:51:39,892 --> 00:51:42,627
- brought to you by...
- Have you heard about the mayor, folks?
775
00:51:42,729 --> 00:51:44,697
Yeah, this guy's
a real piece of work.
776
00:51:44,797 --> 00:51:46,331
I am sick and tired...
777
00:51:46,431 --> 00:51:47,767
♪ I did something crazy ♪
778
00:51:47,867 --> 00:51:50,002
♪ And I won't
remember it tomorrow ♪
779
00:51:55,540 --> 00:51:59,979
Don't be cocking me, fool,
I go 187, blah, blah, blah.
780
00:52:02,915 --> 00:52:04,549
If you've
been living under a rock
781
00:52:04,650 --> 00:52:06,018
and you have not heard by now,
782
00:52:06,119 --> 00:52:08,688
the mayor
of our wonderful little town
783
00:52:08,788 --> 00:52:10,489
was arrested this morning.
784
00:52:10,589 --> 00:52:11,991
That's right, folks,
I'm going to say it again.
785
00:52:12,091 --> 00:52:13,760
The mayor arrested
786
00:52:13,860 --> 00:52:15,928
on freaking
Christmas Eve of all days.
787
00:52:16,028 --> 00:52:18,430
Looks like he's getting
a lump of coal in his stocking.
788
00:52:18,530 --> 00:52:20,499
I'd like to slap him
upside the head with it.
789
00:52:20,599 --> 00:52:22,802
They said he took hundreds
of thousands of dollars
790
00:52:22,902 --> 00:52:24,402
from the road department.
791
00:52:24,503 --> 00:52:25,905
Yeah, those same
busted ass roads
792
00:52:26,005 --> 00:52:27,372
you're probably
driving on right now
793
00:52:27,472 --> 00:52:28,674
with the three foot
craters in them.
794
00:52:28,775 --> 00:52:30,509
These roads we supposedly
795
00:52:30,609 --> 00:52:32,377
paid for with our taxes.
796
00:52:32,477 --> 00:52:34,947
This degenerate thought
he could get away with it, ha.
797
00:52:35,047 --> 00:52:39,986
Walk in, Trey Trey,
man up, take responsibility.
798
00:52:41,586 --> 00:52:44,690
Let's go, Trey Trey, let's go!
799
00:52:58,037 --> 00:52:59,038
Let's go.
800
00:53:40,646 --> 00:53:42,815
Nightly Talk Radio is
sponsored by Shark Power Washing,
801
00:53:42,915 --> 00:53:44,884
that's the real Sharp Power
Washing, got a dirty deck,
802
00:53:44,984 --> 00:53:46,953
call Sharp Power Washing,
big or small, light or dark,
803
00:53:47,053 --> 00:53:49,021
they'll make your deck look
cleaner, whiter, girthier.
804
00:53:49,121 --> 00:53:50,957
The whole neighborhood will be
talking about your sharp deck.
805
00:53:51,057 --> 00:53:53,458
Sharp Power Washing remember,
the other guys might power wash
806
00:53:53,558 --> 00:53:54,559
but they ain't real sharp.
807
00:54:04,737 --> 00:54:06,138
Soph, it's me.
808
00:54:10,877 --> 00:54:12,645
I'm sorry
for what I said, shawty.
809
00:54:15,214 --> 00:54:18,017
Look, I'll help you
find a doctor,
810
00:54:18,117 --> 00:54:19,517
I'll even pay for it.
811
00:54:20,119 --> 00:54:21,787
Just please open the door.
812
00:54:28,194 --> 00:54:34,399
Sophia, you should be with me-a!
813
00:54:34,700 --> 00:54:40,605
But you're a fool to be tool.
814
00:54:43,743 --> 00:54:45,577
This is it,
the clock is ticking
815
00:54:45,678 --> 00:54:47,179
and the game's on the line.
816
00:54:48,681 --> 00:54:50,816
So if you have something to say
817
00:54:50,917 --> 00:54:53,019
about the mayor, I'd like to hear it.
818
00:54:53,119 --> 00:54:55,121
- Oh, man. Yeah.
- We're going to open up the phone lines right now.
819
00:54:55,221 --> 00:54:57,156
300-888-72...
820
00:54:57,256 --> 00:55:00,960
On their feet,
it's all up to Noah Vanmeter now
821
00:55:01,060 --> 00:55:03,829
but I don't know, Chip,
he looks kind of drunk.
822
00:55:03,930 --> 00:55:06,065
- Noah, Noah, Noah!
- There's the snap.
823
00:55:07,033 --> 00:55:09,035
The kick is up and it's...
824
00:55:09,135 --> 00:55:12,071
- Noah, Noah, Noah, Noah!
- It's good!
825
00:55:12,171 --> 00:55:14,572
With these stinking
politicians is crooked...
826
00:55:14,674 --> 00:55:17,176
Noah, Noah,
Noah, Noah, Noah!
827
00:55:17,944 --> 00:55:18,811
Shoe's untied.
828
00:55:19,278 --> 00:55:20,880
Better double knot it.
829
00:55:22,214 --> 00:55:23,649
888-70...
830
00:55:24,616 --> 00:55:25,985
There.
831
00:55:26,085 --> 00:55:28,688
Jesus!
832
00:55:29,587 --> 00:55:31,190
These damn potholes.
833
00:55:32,557 --> 00:55:33,926
I ain't going to tax
my unemployment
834
00:55:34,026 --> 00:55:37,495
when they fix the damn roads,
corrupt mother...
835
00:55:42,835 --> 00:55:44,003
Mommy.
836
00:56:09,829 --> 00:56:13,032
What the hell, he don't
even look nothing like me.
837
00:56:14,667 --> 00:56:16,836
What, take that, Santa.
838
00:56:58,944 --> 00:57:02,614
I hope you meet a nice
big fellow behind bars, Mr. Mayor,
839
00:57:02,715 --> 00:57:05,317
a big old bubba who makes
a pothole out of your behind.
840
00:57:05,418 --> 00:57:06,752
Pay that, pal.
841
00:57:07,887 --> 00:57:09,688
Settle down.
Would you like to
842
00:57:09,789 --> 00:57:11,757
try our new
Chihuahua sirachi burger?
843
00:57:11,857 --> 00:57:15,593
Um, yeah, give me one of those,
844
00:57:16,195 --> 00:57:17,797
a hound dog,
845
00:57:18,664 --> 00:57:22,134
a Yorkie and, um...
846
00:57:24,670 --> 00:57:25,971
two golden retrievers.
847
00:57:27,406 --> 00:57:28,674
Anything else?
848
00:57:29,141 --> 00:57:30,743
A strawberry shake.
849
00:57:30,843 --> 00:57:32,945
A strawberry shake. Is that all?
850
00:57:33,779 --> 00:57:35,347
Give me some extra fries too.
851
00:57:35,948 --> 00:57:38,884
Okay, your total is $17.79.
852
00:57:39,385 --> 00:57:42,988
I'll tell you what...
lose the extra fries.
853
00:57:53,232 --> 00:57:56,635
Whoa, damn,
girl, you packing now?
854
00:57:56,735 --> 00:57:59,805
That's that
Dirty Harry shit, damn.
855
00:57:59,905 --> 00:58:02,675
Oh, oh, oh, okay,
okay, okay, Soph.
856
00:58:03,776 --> 00:58:04,743
You don't have to do this.
857
00:58:17,189 --> 00:58:19,358
- Where's your dad?
- He went to get food.
858
00:58:20,025 --> 00:58:20,893
Son of a...
859
00:58:24,296 --> 00:58:25,364
21 cents.
860
00:58:27,066 --> 00:58:28,367
Holy balls!
861
00:58:29,201 --> 00:58:30,202
What?
862
00:58:39,912 --> 00:58:41,280
- Where's Sophia?
- I don't know.
863
00:58:44,150 --> 00:58:46,185
You're not alone, I'm here.
864
00:58:46,886 --> 00:58:48,254
We could do whatever you want.
865
00:58:48,354 --> 00:58:50,756
Just put the gun down.
866
00:58:58,330 --> 00:58:59,665
I think Dad's home.
867
00:59:00,166 --> 00:59:02,034
Turn it off, time to eat.
868
00:59:06,138 --> 00:59:08,674
Welcome back to
First Action News at 11.
869
00:59:09,408 --> 00:59:12,178
Oh, shit.
870
00:59:17,416 --> 00:59:20,119
Rayjon?
871
00:59:23,022 --> 00:59:24,857
- I'm so sorry.
- Are you drunk?
872
00:59:24,957 --> 00:59:26,392
I'm so sorry!
873
00:59:26,492 --> 00:59:27,960
Sorry for what?
874
00:59:31,063 --> 00:59:32,398
What did you do?
875
00:59:37,436 --> 00:59:38,704
Answer it.
876
00:59:42,041 --> 00:59:43,042
It's nobody.
877
00:59:45,377 --> 00:59:47,246
Get on your knees,
show me your hands!
878
00:59:48,581 --> 00:59:50,015
Hey, I said on your knees!
879
00:59:50,115 --> 00:59:52,017
Hey, freeze, freeze!
880
00:59:52,117 --> 00:59:53,452
We got a runner.
881
00:59:54,353 --> 00:59:55,487
Freeze, hey!
882
00:59:57,256 --> 00:59:58,991
Right in the fucking knee!
883
00:59:59,258 --> 01:00:00,426
Kid, hey!
884
01:00:04,096 --> 01:00:07,399
Kid, freaking golf clubs. Oh!
885
01:00:08,167 --> 01:00:09,034
Come on.
886
01:00:10,369 --> 01:00:11,437
Get off of me.
887
01:00:13,172 --> 01:00:15,441
Hey, dispatch, what was
the make on that 1022?
888
01:00:18,310 --> 01:00:19,745
Please forgive me!
889
01:00:19,845 --> 01:00:22,848
Somebody tell me
what the hell's going on!
890
01:00:26,418 --> 01:00:28,053
Do it now!
891
01:00:31,590 --> 01:00:32,858
On speaker.
892
01:00:37,029 --> 01:00:39,498
Hey, sexy,
did you dump that hoe yet or what?
893
01:00:39,598 --> 01:00:41,033
Oh!
894
01:00:41,133 --> 01:00:42,034
Huh?
895
01:00:42,134 --> 01:00:43,969
What was that?
896
01:00:44,970 --> 01:00:46,071
I need backup.
897
01:00:49,408 --> 01:00:51,176
You shot me!
898
01:00:51,877 --> 01:00:53,879
You shot me in the dick!
899
01:00:54,413 --> 01:00:58,083
Dear God, Lord,
your highness, whatever,
900
01:00:58,183 --> 01:01:00,919
it's me again,
Sophia Nefantarter.
901
01:01:01,020 --> 01:01:02,354
Oh, my winkie!
902
01:01:03,088 --> 01:01:06,292
Thank you,
thank you for this gift.
903
01:01:06,625 --> 01:01:08,027
The gift of life.
904
01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:10,329
I ask for your forgiveness
905
01:01:10,929 --> 01:01:12,931
for all the bad shit
that I've done,
906
01:01:13,332 --> 01:01:15,367
for all the bad shit
my family's done.
907
01:01:16,969 --> 01:01:19,071
Please forgive us.
908
01:01:22,141 --> 01:01:24,143
And please, God...
909
01:01:25,944 --> 01:01:27,279
more than anything else...
910
01:01:29,982 --> 01:01:31,917
don't let them
take my baby away.
911
01:01:34,053 --> 01:01:36,522
Don't let anyone
take my baby away.
912
01:01:39,591 --> 01:01:42,094
♪ All I want
for Christmas, yeah ♪
913
01:01:42,594 --> 01:01:44,263
♪ I said, all I want
for Christmas ♪
914
01:01:44,363 --> 01:01:46,031
♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
915
01:01:46,532 --> 01:01:49,034
- ♪ All I want for Christmas yeah, yeah ♪
- Whoa.
916
01:01:50,936 --> 01:01:54,273
♪ All I want for Christmas
is two bad bitches ♪
917
01:01:54,373 --> 01:01:57,543
♪ A big bag of weed
and a Charger on six's ♪
918
01:01:57,644 --> 01:02:01,046
♪ A fresh pair of jeans and a brand new birdie ♪
919
01:02:01,146 --> 01:02:03,115
♪ If I don't get
everything on my list ♪
920
01:02:03,215 --> 01:02:05,050
♪ Santa's getting
murdered, murdered ♪
921
01:02:05,150 --> 01:02:08,120
♪ All I want for Christmas
is two bad bitches ♪
922
01:02:08,220 --> 01:02:11,523
♪ A big bag of weed
and a Charger on six's ♪
923
01:02:11,623 --> 01:02:14,960
♪ A fresh pair of jeans
and a brand new birdie ♪
924
01:02:15,060 --> 01:02:17,196
♪ If I don't get
everything on my list ♪
925
01:02:17,296 --> 01:02:19,231
♪ Santa's getting
murdered, murdered ♪
926
01:02:19,331 --> 01:02:22,501
♪ I'm a the studio
with your bitch on the low ♪
927
01:02:22,601 --> 01:02:26,071
♪ Get your winter coats because
I'm about to make it snow ♪
928
01:02:26,171 --> 01:02:30,342
♪ I saw mama kissing Santa
Clause underneath the mistletoe ♪
929
01:02:30,442 --> 01:02:32,044
♪ So I called that bitch a hoe ♪
930
01:02:32,144 --> 01:02:35,114
Breaking news now coming
to us from KB's Doghouse
931
01:02:35,214 --> 01:02:36,649
on state route 12.
932
01:02:36,750 --> 01:02:39,118
For more we go to Guy Sanders
live on location.
933
01:02:39,218 --> 01:02:40,519
Guy, what can you tell us?
934
01:02:41,086 --> 01:02:43,622
Well, Todd, state highway patrol
are now investigating
935
01:02:43,723 --> 01:02:45,457
what seems to be
a grizzly hit and run
936
01:02:45,557 --> 01:02:48,193
which occurred sometime
before 10:46 p.m.
937
01:02:48,293 --> 01:02:49,561
When a man in a red pickup truck
938
01:02:49,662 --> 01:02:52,264
came to this drive through
to get something to eat.
939
01:02:52,364 --> 01:02:54,466
When I looked out
I couldn't believe my eyes.
940
01:02:54,734 --> 01:02:56,602
It was a bloody mess down there.
941
01:02:56,703 --> 01:02:58,537
There was blood everywhere
and an arm sticking out.
942
01:02:58,638 --> 01:03:00,205
There was a body
under that truck.
943
01:03:00,305 --> 01:03:02,040
That's when the
suspect left the scene
944
01:03:02,141 --> 01:03:04,209
as well as the victim
on the side of the road.
945
01:03:04,309 --> 01:03:07,146
It was ridiculous. I think
he gave me the thumbs up.
946
01:03:07,246 --> 01:03:08,648
Vicki and Todd back to you.
947
01:03:11,684 --> 01:03:14,386
Me, oh, my, that is just...
948
01:03:15,053 --> 01:03:16,188
bizarre.
949
01:03:16,756 --> 01:03:18,090
- Yeah.
- You know?
950
01:03:19,158 --> 01:03:22,528
Todd, that's the perfect word
to encapsulate
951
01:03:22,628 --> 01:03:26,699
how I feel about that...
bizarre story.
952
01:03:27,533 --> 01:03:29,601
- Thank you, Guy.
- Gruesome.
953
01:03:30,169 --> 01:03:33,071
In other local news,
community church preschoolers
954
01:03:33,172 --> 01:03:36,241
took a field trip to the
metropark's farm this morning.
955
01:03:36,341 --> 01:03:38,577
But you're never going to guess
what the children learned
956
01:03:38,678 --> 01:03:40,713
about this squirrel's nuts.
957
01:03:40,814 --> 01:03:44,450
♪ No presents for Christmas
for us when we was growing up ♪
958
01:03:44,550 --> 01:03:48,220
♪ We don't celebrate holidays
on the block we posted up ♪
959
01:03:48,320 --> 01:03:50,122
♪ They stuck them stuck them
stuck them back of the head ♪
960
01:03:50,222 --> 01:03:51,423
♪ Because they got no dough ♪
961
01:03:51,523 --> 01:03:54,026
Mayor McHenry currently
faces 12 counts
962
01:03:54,126 --> 01:03:57,162
of corruption for his alleged
embezzlement of county funds,
963
01:03:57,262 --> 01:04:00,332
and could face a maximum
of 12 years in state prison.
964
01:04:00,432 --> 01:04:04,169
I guess now we know who to blame for
all those unfilled potholes around town.
965
01:04:04,269 --> 01:04:07,506
♪ ...or what, ho, ho, ho ♪
966
01:04:07,606 --> 01:04:09,241
♪ I'm making myself
a wish list ♪
967
01:04:09,809 --> 01:04:11,510
You can't do this to me!
968
01:04:12,110 --> 01:04:14,681
You got the wrong guy.
969
01:04:14,781 --> 01:04:16,649
- I'm the mayor.
- Well, I'm running for the black guy.
970
01:04:16,749 --> 01:04:18,450
Don't make me tase you, bro.
971
01:04:19,418 --> 01:04:21,286
♪ I want more money
more bitches ♪
972
01:04:21,386 --> 01:04:22,988
♪ One who can suck it
and lick it ♪
973
01:04:23,088 --> 01:04:24,657
♪ And one who can cook
and wash dishes ♪
974
01:04:24,757 --> 01:04:28,093
I didn't...
I didn't do anything.
975
01:04:29,461 --> 01:04:32,699
I'm a good,
I'm a good man.
976
01:04:34,834 --> 01:04:39,104
I'm sorry, I'm so sorry,
I'm sorry.
977
01:04:41,373 --> 01:04:43,609
- Mama, I'm sorry!
- Come on watch your step.
978
01:04:43,710 --> 01:04:46,345
I didn't do it.
979
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:55,187
We will transfer juvies
to JDE in a bit.
980
01:04:57,757 --> 01:05:02,060
The rest of you'un's stay put until
Judge Cheryl shows up tomorrow.
981
01:05:05,163 --> 01:05:07,132
But with that being
the holiday and all...
982
01:05:08,701 --> 01:05:09,802
Merry Christmas.
983
01:05:20,178 --> 01:05:22,114
Hold my pocket.
984
01:05:23,215 --> 01:05:24,316
Grandma?
985
01:05:25,384 --> 01:05:27,252
I'm the mayor now!
986
01:05:28,253 --> 01:05:31,256
♪ My name ring bells
hear jingle bells ♪
987
01:05:31,356 --> 01:05:34,426
♪ I'm dressed in all red
but I ain't Kris Kringle ♪
988
01:05:34,526 --> 01:05:36,261
♪ They hate me
they call me the Grinch ♪
989
01:05:36,361 --> 01:05:38,096
♪ I'm robbing your house
yeah, I'm hitting a lick ♪
990
01:05:38,196 --> 01:05:39,732
♪ I'm taking your presents
I'm taking your bitch ♪
991
01:05:39,832 --> 01:05:41,366
♪ Taking your tree
and I'm leaving you sick ♪
992
01:05:41,834 --> 01:05:45,337
Next time in East Jesus, Ohio.
993
01:05:50,843 --> 01:05:55,682
Oh, give it to me,
ah, oh yeah, give it to me.
994
01:05:55,782 --> 01:05:59,351
Oh yeah, oh yeah!
995
01:05:59,451 --> 01:06:04,089
Oh yeah, oh yeah, call me a pig.
996
01:06:04,189 --> 01:06:07,092
Oh yeah, you filthy pig.
997
01:06:11,330 --> 01:06:13,098
Oh yeah, piggie.
998
01:06:13,565 --> 01:06:14,634
Damn it!
999
01:06:15,702 --> 01:06:18,170
- What?
- Hurry up in there.
1000
01:06:18,270 --> 01:06:19,772
It's Valentine's Day, damn it!
1001
01:06:20,272 --> 01:06:22,341
I got to get ready
for my big date,
1002
01:06:22,441 --> 01:06:24,142
and you're hogging
all the hot water,
1003
01:06:24,242 --> 01:06:25,210
you inconsiderate little prick!
1004
01:06:25,645 --> 01:06:28,447
Oh yeah.
1005
01:06:29,381 --> 01:06:31,550
Oh yeah, piggie.
1006
01:06:41,293 --> 01:06:42,729
You beat off too much.
1007
01:06:42,829 --> 01:06:44,731
You're bound to go blind, son.
1008
01:06:44,831 --> 01:06:48,333
I should know, how do you
think I got these cataracts?
1009
01:06:54,606 --> 01:06:55,507
What the...
1010
01:08:41,047 --> 01:08:43,816
- All right, all right, all right.
- Action.
1011
01:08:44,449 --> 01:08:46,284
Just go away!
1012
01:08:46,686 --> 01:08:50,255
Okay. I was just
trying to help. Good God.
1013
01:08:54,359 --> 01:08:56,461
How long you going to be in there?
1014
01:08:57,663 --> 01:08:59,866
I got to take the Browns
to the Superbowl.
1015
01:09:00,666 --> 01:09:02,702
I got to unloose the caboose.
1016
01:09:05,570 --> 01:09:07,572
I got to drop
the property value.
1017
01:09:08,674 --> 01:09:10,710
I got to launch the missiles!
1018
01:09:11,543 --> 01:09:12,912
I got to loose the cracking.
1019
01:09:13,713 --> 01:09:15,748
I got to drop a swamp pie.
1020
01:09:16,348 --> 01:09:18,583
I got to drop a baby otter.
1021
01:09:18,684 --> 01:09:22,487
Oh, I got to
churn some dookie butter. Oh.
1022
01:09:23,089 --> 01:09:25,557
It's dripping down my leg!
1023
01:10:18,410 --> 01:10:20,780
Okay, I could use a laugh.
1024
01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:23,582
What? I'm not funny.
1025
01:10:24,516 --> 01:10:25,852
Come at me, blondie.
1026
01:10:29,421 --> 01:10:32,524
You know how I lost
the weight, Krav Maga.
1027
01:10:32,624 --> 01:10:35,460
Yep, Jesus
knocked me up.
1028
01:10:36,863 --> 01:10:40,132
It must be my lucky day,
first I get some ass,
1029
01:10:40,233 --> 01:10:41,868
now I get to kick some ass.
1030
01:10:42,768 --> 01:10:45,137
I'm not 16 and pregnant.
1031
01:10:45,238 --> 01:10:49,507
Ah, you're cute, but I'm
about to make you real ugly.
1032
01:10:49,608 --> 01:10:51,043
Goddamn slut.
1033
01:10:52,144 --> 01:10:53,612
I hope you're hungry,
1034
01:10:53,713 --> 01:10:55,413
because you're about
to eat the pavement.
1035
01:10:55,513 --> 01:10:57,016
Aa!
1036
01:10:57,116 --> 01:10:59,018
I think it's that
time of the month
1037
01:10:59,118 --> 01:11:00,552
for me to kick your ass.
1038
01:11:02,554 --> 01:11:03,956
Now this feels dirty.
1039
01:11:15,835 --> 01:11:19,939
♪ It was the night before
Christmas Day ♪
1040
01:11:20,039 --> 01:11:24,076
♪ And all the elves was busy
loading up the sleigh ♪
1041
01:11:24,176 --> 01:11:27,847
♪ Jolly Santa was like
getting his kicks ♪
1042
01:11:28,580 --> 01:11:32,385
♪ And some old reindeer
was like learning new tricks ♪
1043
01:11:32,818 --> 01:11:35,922
♪ But one of the elves said
"Man, we got to go ♪
1044
01:11:36,989 --> 01:11:41,160
♪ We're way behind
and it's beginning to snow" ♪
1045
01:11:41,260 --> 01:11:45,463
♪ Just in Rudolph
with the bloody nose ♪
1046
01:11:45,563 --> 01:11:49,735
♪ Come riding Santa with stains
and whiskey on his clothes ♪
1047
01:11:49,835 --> 01:11:53,005
♪ Mrs. Clause says, "Santa, baby
now where you been all night? ♪
1048
01:11:54,006 --> 01:11:57,609
♪ You got about 45 minutes
before the daylight" ♪
1049
01:11:58,144 --> 01:12:01,681
♪ Big man grabbed his boots
Santa was on his way ♪
1050
01:12:02,614 --> 01:12:06,518
♪ He started flying into JFK ♪
1051
01:12:06,618 --> 01:12:10,756
♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪
1052
01:12:11,857 --> 01:12:14,794
♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho
ho, ho, ho, ho ♪
1053
01:12:15,828 --> 01:12:19,531
♪ And shiny jingle bells
was ringing ♪
1054
01:12:19,632 --> 01:12:23,568
♪ And all the little children
they were singing ♪
1055
01:12:23,669 --> 01:12:25,104
♪ Ho ♪
1056
01:12:28,007 --> 01:12:31,509
♪ Then Santa pulled in
to New York town ♪
1057
01:12:32,144 --> 01:12:35,881
♪ That customs agent
was weighing him down ♪
1058
01:12:35,982 --> 01:12:39,752
♪ Said, "Mr. Clause your
passport is 100 years old" ♪
1059
01:12:40,720 --> 01:12:44,256
♪ Again off with you Santa
knock the man out cold ♪
1060
01:12:44,991 --> 01:12:48,593
♪ Went to the city
told the CIA ♪
1061
01:12:49,195 --> 01:12:52,798
♪ Santa creeped
and flea the USA ♪
1062
01:12:53,565 --> 01:12:57,003
♪ Made his escape
and was riding real cool ♪
1063
01:12:57,737 --> 01:13:01,874
♪ But they shot him down
over Istanbul ♪
1064
01:13:01,974 --> 01:13:05,577
♪ And all the reindeer
started running around ♪
1065
01:13:06,212 --> 01:13:10,216
♪ And all the toys was
broken laying on the ground ♪
1066
01:13:10,316 --> 01:13:14,153
♪ Santa ran to the nearest house
and he bust down the door ♪
1067
01:13:14,787 --> 01:13:18,224
♪ Which is where he passed out
upon the floor ♪
1068
01:13:18,324 --> 01:13:22,962
♪ Said, ho, ho, ho
ho, ho, ho, ho ♪
1069
01:13:24,030 --> 01:13:26,899
♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho
ho, ho, ho, ho ♪
1070
01:13:28,034 --> 01:13:31,704
♪ And shining jingle bells
was ringing ♪
1071
01:13:31,804 --> 01:13:35,808
♪ And all the little children
they were singing ♪
1072
01:13:35,908 --> 01:13:37,777
♪ Ho ♪
1073
01:13:40,146 --> 01:13:43,849
♪ And Santa woke up
on Christmas Day ♪
1074
01:13:44,616 --> 01:13:48,020
♪ He ran around
and was laughing all the way ♪
1075
01:13:48,788 --> 01:13:52,291
♪ Santa Clause like
a fat, foolish elf ♪
1076
01:13:53,025 --> 01:13:56,729
♪ And realized that
he had shot himself ♪
1077
01:13:57,163 --> 01:14:01,300
♪ He bought a ticket
on the train ♪
1078
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:05,137
♪ And with a little pride
that remained ♪
1079
01:14:05,738 --> 01:14:09,141
♪ He shouted
and he gave such a fright ♪
1080
01:14:09,975 --> 01:14:13,345
♪ Merry Christmas
and have a good night ♪
1081
01:14:13,446 --> 01:14:18,017
♪ And ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho ♪
1082
01:14:19,218 --> 01:14:22,587
♪ Ho, ho, ho, ho
ho, ho, ho, ho ♪
1083
01:14:23,089 --> 01:14:26,926
♪ And shining jingle bells
was ringing ♪
1084
01:14:27,026 --> 01:14:30,763
♪ And all the little children
they were still singing ♪
1085
01:14:30,863 --> 01:14:32,131
♪ Ho ♪
1086
01:14:44,143 --> 01:14:47,813
Oh, my God, oh, oh, my God!
1087
01:14:47,913 --> 01:14:49,715
Mary mother of God!
1088
01:14:50,349 --> 01:14:52,084
Oh, for heaven's sake!
1089
01:14:52,751 --> 01:14:54,086
Sweet Jesus!
1090
01:14:54,186 --> 01:14:55,855
Holy moly!
1091
01:14:55,955 --> 01:14:57,256
Holy mackerel!
1092
01:14:58,224 --> 01:14:59,859
Holy Toledo!
1093
01:15:00,693 --> 01:15:01,894
Holy shit!
1094
01:15:01,994 --> 01:15:03,295
Oh, my God!
1095
01:15:03,395 --> 01:15:06,031
Oh, oh, oh, my God!
1096
01:15:06,132 --> 01:15:07,166
Oh, amen!
1097
01:15:15,241 --> 01:15:19,011
♪ Jingle bells what's that smell
better stay out of my way ♪
1098
01:15:19,111 --> 01:15:21,147
♪ And if you don't
I'll take your phone ♪
1099
01:15:21,247 --> 01:15:23,215
♪ And punch you
in the face, hey ♪
1100
01:15:23,315 --> 01:15:26,685
♪ Jingle bells, go to hell
it's time for you to pay ♪
1101
01:15:26,785 --> 01:15:30,422
♪ I said, oh, what fun it is
to ride this town this holiday ♪
1102
01:15:31,223 --> 01:15:35,060
♪ Jingle bells what's that smell
better stay out of my way ♪
1103
01:15:35,161 --> 01:15:37,129
♪ And if you don't
I take your phone ♪
1104
01:15:37,229 --> 01:15:39,165
♪ And punch you
in the face, hey ♪
1105
01:15:39,265 --> 01:15:42,768
♪ Jingle bells, go to hell
it's time for you to pay ♪
1106
01:15:42,868 --> 01:15:46,805
♪ I said, oh, what fun it is
to ride this town this holiday ♪
1107
01:15:47,306 --> 01:15:50,976
♪ Strumming through the snow
on a street this Christmas Day ♪
1108
01:15:51,076 --> 01:15:53,078
♪ What time's
the pawn shop close ♪
1109
01:15:53,179 --> 01:15:55,047
♪ Pulled up I'm on my way ♪
1110
01:15:55,147 --> 01:15:59,185
♪ Got a 40 in my hand
throwing shit up in my sack ♪
1111
01:15:59,285 --> 01:16:03,155
♪ Hope I don't get caught again
or jail I'm going back ♪
1112
01:16:03,255 --> 01:16:04,990
♪ I see when you're asleep ♪
1113
01:16:05,090 --> 01:16:06,992
♪ I see when you're awake ♪
1114
01:16:07,092 --> 01:16:10,930
♪ But if you try and stop me
you'll make a big mistake ♪
1115
01:16:11,030 --> 01:16:12,932
♪ Down the chimney
I will slide ♪
1116
01:16:13,032 --> 01:16:15,167
♪ On a cold and snowy night ♪
1117
01:16:15,267 --> 01:16:19,071
♪ Taking all your gifts
and, bitch, I'm out of sight ♪
1118
01:16:19,171 --> 01:16:21,273
♪ Out of sight ♪
1119
01:16:25,344 --> 01:16:26,845
♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight ♪
1120
01:16:26,946 --> 01:16:28,280
♪ Out of sight ♪
1121
01:16:33,085 --> 01:16:35,221
♪ Bitch, I'm out of sight ♪
1122
01:16:35,321 --> 01:16:39,091
♪ Jingle bells what's that smell
best stay out of my way ♪
1123
01:16:39,191 --> 01:16:41,093
♪ And you don't
I take your phone ♪
1124
01:16:41,193 --> 01:16:43,162
♪ And punch you
in the face, hey ♪
1125
01:16:43,262 --> 01:16:46,498
♪ Jingle bells, go to hell
it's time for you to pay ♪
1126
01:16:46,599 --> 01:16:50,869
♪ I said, oh, what fun it is
to ride this town this holiday ♪
1127
01:16:51,270 --> 01:16:55,140
♪ Jingle bells what's that smell
best stay out of my way ♪
1128
01:16:55,241 --> 01:16:57,042
♪ And if you don't
I take your phone ♪
1129
01:16:57,142 --> 01:16:59,211
♪ And punch you
in the face, hey ♪
1130
01:16:59,311 --> 01:17:02,481
♪ Jingle bells, go to hell
it's time for you to pay ♪
1131
01:17:02,581 --> 01:17:06,720
♪ I said, oh, what fun it is
to ride this town this holiday ♪
1132
01:17:07,219 --> 01:17:09,088
♪ Don't work at the mall ♪
1133
01:17:09,188 --> 01:17:11,190
♪ These jells
can suck my balls ♪
1134
01:17:11,290 --> 01:17:15,060
♪ Go ahead and stare
I'll, bitch, slap all you all ♪
1135
01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:17,029
♪ Your kids ain't getting shit ♪
1136
01:17:17,129 --> 01:17:18,998
♪ They're little
naughty pricks ♪
1137
01:17:19,098 --> 01:17:22,801
♪ And your address is next
here on my shopping list ♪
1138
01:17:22,901 --> 01:17:24,803
♪ I take my cookies
with some weed ♪
1139
01:17:24,903 --> 01:17:26,972
♪ Your tobacco is all I need ♪
1140
01:17:27,072 --> 01:17:29,008
♪ Get that shit out of my face ♪
1141
01:17:29,108 --> 01:17:31,076
♪ Because they don't
know how to read ♪
1142
01:17:31,176 --> 01:17:33,045
♪ It's freezing cold out here ♪
1143
01:17:33,145 --> 01:17:35,014
♪ Can't afford
no damn rain gear ♪
1144
01:17:35,114 --> 01:17:36,548
♪ But even though I'm broke ♪
1145
01:17:36,650 --> 01:17:38,817
♪ Your joke is the favorite
time of year ♪
1146
01:17:55,267 --> 01:17:59,071
♪ Jingle bells what's that smell
best stay out my way ♪
1147
01:17:59,171 --> 01:18:01,040
♪ And if you don't
I take your phone ♪
1148
01:18:01,140 --> 01:18:03,208
♪ And punch you
in the face, hey ♪
1149
01:18:03,309 --> 01:18:06,545
♪ Jingle bells, go to hell
it's time for you to pay ♪
1150
01:18:06,646 --> 01:18:10,849
♪ I said, oh, what fun it is
to ride this town this holiday ♪
1151
01:18:11,250 --> 01:18:15,120
♪ Jingle bells what's that smell
you best stay out my way ♪
1152
01:18:15,220 --> 01:18:17,122
♪ And if you don't
I'll take your phone ♪
1153
01:18:17,222 --> 01:18:19,224
♪ And punch you
in the face, hey ♪
1154
01:18:19,325 --> 01:18:22,828
♪ Jingle bells, go to hell
it's time for you to pay ♪
1155
01:18:22,928 --> 01:18:26,865
♪ I said, oh, what fun it is
to ride this town this holiday ♪
1156
01:18:29,301 --> 01:18:32,471
♪ Worst Christmas ever ♪
1157
01:18:37,309 --> 01:18:40,913
♪ God, I'm taking
all your shit ♪
1158
01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:43,282
♪ What, what, what, what, what ♪
1159
01:18:43,949 --> 01:18:46,352
Oh, shit!
1160
01:18:46,452 --> 01:18:48,987
You shot me in the dick!
1161
01:18:49,088 --> 01:18:51,290
My willy!
1162
01:18:51,390 --> 01:18:53,325
My wee-wee!
1163
01:18:53,425 --> 01:18:55,494
My ding-dong!
1164
01:18:55,594 --> 01:18:58,330
My tommy whacker!
1165
01:18:58,430 --> 01:19:02,267
My wang, my bologny bony!
1166
01:19:03,168 --> 01:19:05,104
My little Trey Trey.
84054
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