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[Jimmy] Ian!
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-Ian!
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-[door closes]
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Is that you playing silly
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bollocks downstairs?
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Ian!
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[gun clicking]
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[Kim] Hello, Jimmy.
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Remember me?
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Um...
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You killed my dad.
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Yeah, you might need to narrow
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it down a bit.
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Okay, how's this?
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His name...
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[hammer clicks]
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was Bill Noakes.
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Was he, like, this
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little fella--
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Oh, for God's sake!
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Don't shout at me, I'm trying
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to remember, I'm getting old!
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[sighs]
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Do you have, like, a picture
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of him, or something?
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Not on me, no!
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I wasn't exactly planning
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on doing this tonight.
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[sighs]
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I've got one in the car.
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-Do you wanna go and get it?
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-No! Come on, think.
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Bill Noakes?
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You know, the thing is...
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it might be easier for you
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to exact your revenge
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if you weren't standing...
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on a trapdoor!
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-[gasping]
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-Idiot!
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Who's got a trapdoor in their
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house, anyway, you plank?
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d
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I do.
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[music playing faintly
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on car stereo]
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Where the fuck is she, man?
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Un-fucking-believable.
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[beeping]
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[exhales]
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She's only little.
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Wotcher.
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Now, if I was you,
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I would mind my step, treacle.
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Thanks, honey.
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Why don't you mind yours?
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That makes no sense
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at all, does it?
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I mean, I'm the one walking
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forwards, you're the one
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walking backwards.
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Why would I need
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to mind my step?
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So no one's ever fallen
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walking forwards then,
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have they?
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Kind of unlikely in this
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kind of situation.
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Okay, yeah, so it's
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highly unlikely,
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but I'm saying, stranger
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things have happened.
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-You watch your step.
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-You watch your step!
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God, you're annoying.
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You're annoying. Now, back off.
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Look, I don't want
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blood everywhere.
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I've just spent a shitload
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on decorating.
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-[Kim] It's nice.
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-Thank you.
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So what do you say
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that you and I...
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have ourselves a little tumble?
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No guns. No knives. Eh?
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To the death, though, right?
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Yes, to the fucking death!
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Jesus.
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I thought it might
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get a bit grim,
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that's all.
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You know, hand to hand.
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Then maybe that's why
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they call me...
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the Grim Reaper.
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Or maybe you're about to reap
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what you sow.
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Oh, that's a really nice
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exchange that,
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I like that.
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-Yeah, it just felt organic.
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-It did, didn't it?
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Ah...
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[guns clicking]
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Well, go on then.
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Put your gun down.
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You put your gun down.
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[softly] You put your gun down.
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All right, we'll put them
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down together. Nice...
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Nice and slow.
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[grunting]
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[spits]
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So Beth looks up,
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fixes me square in the eye
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and says,
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"Jay, you have got the most
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gorgeous balls."
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Ugh. Fuck off.
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She did, bro, I swear.
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No bloke's got gorgeous balls.
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Okay, mine are disgusting.
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I'm just gonna put that
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out there.
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I have repulsive balls.
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Of course you do.
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All balls are disgusting.
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They're the kind of balls only
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a mother could find gorgeous.
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[Jay] I agree with you!
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Mine are horrible.
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[yelps]
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[glass shatters]
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[grunting]
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[glass breaking]
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[both grunting]
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[choking]
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[groans]
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[Jimmy moaning]
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Fucking hell!
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[Jay] I bet even David Beckham
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hasn't got gorgeous balls,
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and his balls are golden.
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Oh, yeah. No one's doubting
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the golden hue of
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a Beckham bollock,
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but that's where the aesthetic
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beauty of them comes
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to a swift end,
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do you know what I mean?
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-She said it though, man.
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-Well, she's lying.
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Ha, no! Beth never lies.
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She's like a priest
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or the League table.
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-She's like Shakira's hips.
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-Exactly.
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That's how I knew we were
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going to spend the rest
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of our lives together.
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What?
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I'm gonna ask her to marry me.
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[chuckles]
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[panting]
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[Jimmy yelling]
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[Kim coughing]
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[Jimmy] Ah!
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[both grunting]
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[choking]
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-[grunting]
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-[screaming]
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[breathing heavily]
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[Jimmy moaning]
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You think it's a bad idea,
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don't you?
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I guess the only thing is,
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it's been six months.
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Yeah, but it's like Dad
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used to say.
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When you know, you know.
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Yeah, but you think you know
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things but you don't.
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That's kind of, like,
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your thing.
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Yeah, but I'm not saying
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I think I know,
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I'm saying I know I know.
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And when you know you know
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something, you just know it,
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innit?
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No, because the second piece
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of knowledge relies on
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the first one being
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factually accurate,
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which I'm saying it might
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not be...
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Mate, just because you've
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been dumped
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it doesn't mean the rest of us
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have to be fucking
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miserable, does it?
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-Kim's been a long time.
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-Yeah. Well...
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I hate to break it to you,
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kid, but...
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she's thinks it's the end
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of the world
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and she's run off to some
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rich geezer's house
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in the middle of the night.
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What do you think's happening?
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She's blatantly in there
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right now just...
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throwing some guy
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around the bed
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like it's his last night alive.
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-[Kim grunts]
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-[Jimmy moaning]
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You killed my dad.
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You've made your bed,
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now you're going to die in it.
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Please do not tell me
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you dragged me all the way
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up the stairs
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just to say that.
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Yes.
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-It's fucking terrible.
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-Shut up!
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I am sorry about...
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killing Phil.
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Bill!
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Shit! Fuck! Sorry. I'm sorry.
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I mean, it feels like
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you're doing this
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on purpose now.
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I swear to God, I'm not!
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I'm not!
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f
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I watched him bleed to death
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on the floor.
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Your mistake was leaving me
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alive that night.
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You shouldn't have done that.
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Oh.
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Oh, I remember you.
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You're Little Miss Penguin,
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ain't you?
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I always wondered what
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happened to you.
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Yes, well... now you know.
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It was a bit mean
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of you, though,
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killing that geezer outside.
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You know, Ian.
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What did he do?
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It's a moot point,
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though, isn't it?
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We're all dead anyway.
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Put the news on.
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See for yourself.
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Oh, it's...
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[news reporter] ...in
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other news,
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the World Biscuit-Eating
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Championships
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got off to a fantastic
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start today...
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I don't understand.
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I think you'll find
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it's the highest amount
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of biscuits
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consumed within an allocated
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time frame.
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Why is no one speaking
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about it?
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-[keypad beeping]
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-[rustling]
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[grunts]
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Fuck.
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You stabbed me.
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Yeah, I'm sorry.
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I meant to kill you.
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You stabbed me while my back
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was turned!
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[Jimmy] Mmm.
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That is so...
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rude!
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[chuckles]
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[sighs] Come on, then.
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Fuck! [exhales]
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[Nicky] Kim? Kim?
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I'm going out there again.
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Don't stab me!
298
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Or shoot me!
299
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I'm serious!
300
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I prom-- I promise.
301
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[Nicky] Kim, where are you?
302
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:05,000
Up here.
303
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:07,980
Hey! Kim!
304
00:12:08,020 --> 00:12:09,980
Did you lie to me tonight,
305
00:12:10,020 --> 00:12:11,980
about the end of the world?
306
00:12:12,020 --> 00:12:13,570
Uh, well... I mean,
307
00:12:13,611 --> 00:12:14,981
I wouldn't say...
308
00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:15,720
-It wasn't exactly--
309
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-Nicky!
310
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,080
Did you lie to me?
311
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,000
That is so rude.
312
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:27,980
I was about to tell you,
313
00:12:28,020 --> 00:12:29,430
but you just ran out of there
314
00:12:29,474 --> 00:12:29,984
so quickly.
315
00:12:30,020 --> 00:12:32,000
But it's okay, right?
316
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:34,180
I mean, it's not like
317
00:12:34,219 --> 00:12:34,979
anyone's died.
318
00:12:35,020 --> 00:12:36,530
-[Jimmy grunting]
319
00:12:36,571 --> 00:12:36,981
-Kim!
320
00:12:37,020 --> 00:12:37,980
[Jimmy] Fuck!
321
00:12:38,020 --> 00:12:40,000
d
322
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:48,730
-[Kim groaning]
323
00:12:48,772 --> 00:12:49,272
-Kim!
324
00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,000
[Kim grunts]
325
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,980
[straining]
326
00:13:08,020 --> 00:13:10,000
Tell Jo...
327
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:11,980
Who's Jo?
328
00:13:12,020 --> 00:13:14,980
Tell... Tell Jo...
329
00:13:15,020 --> 00:13:15,950
-[spluttering]
330
00:13:15,991 --> 00:13:17,001
-Tell him what?
331
00:13:19,000 --> 00:13:21,000
Who's Jo?
332
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,130
Is he dead? Check his pulse.
333
00:13:58,174 --> 00:13:58,984
is he dead?
334
00:13:59,020 --> 00:14:00,300
There's some of his brain
335
00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:00,979
on the table.
336
00:14:01,020 --> 00:14:01,980
Well, how much?
337
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:03,550
You want me to tell you
338
00:14:03,592 --> 00:14:04,192
how much of his brain
339
00:14:04,229 --> 00:14:04,979
is on the table?
340
00:14:05,020 --> 00:14:05,540
Yes, Jay! If it's not
341
00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:05,978
too much trouble,
342
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:07,680
I would like you, to inform me
343
00:14:07,724 --> 00:14:08,984
how much of his brain--
344
00:14:09,020 --> 00:14:09,980
I think any amount of brain
345
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:11,980
is too much brain, isn't it?
346
00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:13,110
Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot
347
00:14:13,147 --> 00:14:13,477
you were a fucking
348
00:14:13,523 --> 00:14:13,983
brain surgeon.
349
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:14,980
When did that happen?
350
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,570
Was it before or after you got
351
00:14:16,606 --> 00:14:17,436
promoted to the supermarket
352
00:14:17,476 --> 00:14:17,976
deli counter?
353
00:14:18,020 --> 00:14:18,980
Whoa, whoa!
354
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:20,980
That's a bit much, mate.
355
00:14:21,020 --> 00:14:22,880
This getting personal and shit.
356
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:24,570
I was going to ask you to be
357
00:14:24,609 --> 00:14:24,979
my best man as well.
358
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:26,270
Why are you still talking
359
00:14:26,306 --> 00:14:26,976
about weddings
360
00:14:27,020 --> 00:14:29,000
when there's two dead people?
361
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,740
It's the fish counter anyway.
362
00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:39,000
Jerk.
363
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,290
Kim! Where have you been?
364
00:14:42,334 --> 00:14:42,984
Are you okay?
365
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,060
What's happening? Who are they?
366
00:14:44,101 --> 00:14:44,981
Why are they attacking you?
367
00:14:45,020 --> 00:14:46,860
Oh, God, you're in shock.
368
00:14:46,901 --> 00:14:47,981
She's in shock.
369
00:14:48,020 --> 00:14:49,300
Um... shall we get some
370
00:14:49,338 --> 00:14:50,058
frozen peas?
371
00:14:51,000 --> 00:14:51,670
Let's get some frozen peas!
372
00:14:51,712 --> 00:14:52,432
Okay, erm...
373
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:54,350
Jay, google the recovery
374
00:14:54,392 --> 00:14:54,982
position...
375
00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,340
We need to leave, bro.
376
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:57,980
Peas, peas, okay, peas! Great!
377
00:14:58,020 --> 00:14:59,980
Um, these will help.
378
00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,260
Just... Okay, just hold
379
00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:01,981
that there...
380
00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:03,990
Okay, I tell you what, just...
381
00:15:04,027 --> 00:15:04,977
That'll just...
382
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,980
Okay!
383
00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:08,470
Um, I'm gonna call the police
384
00:15:08,513 --> 00:15:08,983
right now.
385
00:15:09,020 --> 00:15:10,040
Is there anything you need
386
00:15:10,082 --> 00:15:10,982
to tell me before I do?
387
00:15:11,020 --> 00:15:12,000
Anything at all?
388
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:16,000
[vomits]
389
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,000
Okay.
390
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:25,940
-[door opens]
391
00:15:25,983 --> 00:15:27,003
-[bell chimes]
392
00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,280
-What can I get you, darling?
393
00:15:31,316 --> 00:15:31,976
-Coffee, please.
394
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:33,000
What sort?
395
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,020
[sighs] You pick.
396
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,890
She doesn't look so dangerous.
397
00:15:46,934 --> 00:15:47,984
On the end there.
398
00:15:48,020 --> 00:15:48,540
[Mandy] Tell that
399
00:15:48,575 --> 00:15:48,975
to my husband.
400
00:15:49,020 --> 00:15:52,000
Ain't that right, Carl?
401
00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:53,980
She caught me
402
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,920
with a sucker punch, Mandy!
403
00:15:55,956 --> 00:15:56,976
How many times?
404
00:15:57,020 --> 00:15:57,980
If she comes in again,
405
00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,230
I'll put her smarmy little head
406
00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:00,410
through the window.
407
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:04,150
And which window would that be,
408
00:16:04,188 --> 00:16:04,998
my good man?
409
00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,290
[Mandy] There you go,
410
00:16:17,332 --> 00:16:18,002
my darling.
411
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,000
All sorted.
412
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:33,980
f
413
00:16:34,020 --> 00:16:37,000
["I'm a Fire" playing]
414
00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:55,000
♪ I'm a fire ♪
415
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:05,000
♪ I'm a fire ♪
416
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:10,980
Okay, this is fucked up, man.
417
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:12,430
We need to call the police
418
00:17:12,470 --> 00:17:12,980
right now.
419
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,980
Also, bro, seriously,
420
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,700
you look fucking ridiculous.
421
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:18,660
I know, I know. I just need
422
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:19,984
to speak to Kim first
423
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:21,070
and find out what's
424
00:17:21,112 --> 00:17:21,982
really going on.
425
00:17:22,020 --> 00:17:23,520
What's really going on is
426
00:17:23,557 --> 00:17:24,977
we're trapped in a house
427
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:26,290
with some weirdo who's clearly
428
00:17:26,329 --> 00:17:26,979
out of her mind.
429
00:17:27,020 --> 00:17:28,230
All right. Easy with
430
00:17:28,273 --> 00:17:28,983
the judging.
431
00:17:29,020 --> 00:17:29,550
Have you ever heard of
432
00:17:29,589 --> 00:17:30,609
moral relativism?
433
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,080
Obviously not, no.
434
00:17:33,000 --> 00:17:34,090
She's not out of her mind,
435
00:17:34,132 --> 00:17:34,982
is she? She's just...
436
00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,980
out of her context, that's all.
437
00:17:37,020 --> 00:17:38,340
She's not a weirdo.
438
00:17:38,384 --> 00:17:40,004
And she needs our help.
439
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,470
She's probably just as scared
440
00:17:42,513 --> 00:17:43,113
as we are.
441
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:47,740
I think she's perfectly nice.
442
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,600
Right. We've only got an hour
443
00:17:49,635 --> 00:17:51,135
before we've got company.
444
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,200
We don't want his thugs to know
445
00:17:56,240 --> 00:17:56,980
we've been here, so,
446
00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:57,980
we'll take Ian's body with us,
447
00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:58,520
make it look like
448
00:17:58,557 --> 00:17:59,457
he killed Jimmy
449
00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,980
and fled the scene.
450
00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:02,110
He'll be easier to move
451
00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:02,977
in smaller pieces.
452
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:03,760
-Happy?
453
00:18:03,802 --> 00:18:04,982
-What the--
454
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:05,740
-The thing is...
455
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:06,984
-You've got a better plan?
456
00:18:07,020 --> 00:18:09,980
Not necessarily better.
457
00:18:10,020 --> 00:18:10,520
But, um, we were
458
00:18:10,558 --> 00:18:10,978
just thinking,
459
00:18:11,020 --> 00:18:12,980
uh, maybe call the police,
460
00:18:13,020 --> 00:18:14,980
calmly explain what happened...
461
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,980
No, what happened, Nicky,
462
00:18:17,020 --> 00:18:18,830
is 15 years ago, that man
463
00:18:18,872 --> 00:18:21,002
killed my dad in front of me.
464
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:26,000
I was six years old.
465
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:30,000
I'm so sorry.
466
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,980
He ruined my life.
467
00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:34,100
And now he's dead.
468
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:38,920
Yeah, except he threw himself
469
00:18:38,955 --> 00:18:39,975
off the balcony.
470
00:18:40,020 --> 00:18:41,460
You didn't do that, Kim.
471
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:44,000
And look at this guy.
472
00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:46,000
Oh, my...
473
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:48,690
Have you seen the guns
474
00:18:48,732 --> 00:18:48,982
upstairs?
475
00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:50,930
I mean, we'll say it was
476
00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:51,980
self-defense.
477
00:18:52,020 --> 00:18:53,000
It was, really.
478
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:58,000
Of course. You're right.
479
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:00,980
You should call the police.
480
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,080
Tell them exactly
481
00:19:02,121 --> 00:19:02,981
what happened.
482
00:19:03,020 --> 00:19:04,700
All I ask is that you give me
483
00:19:04,735 --> 00:19:05,975
one hour to disappear.
484
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:06,980
Can you do that for me?
485
00:19:07,020 --> 00:19:09,980
Disappear, like, for good?
486
00:19:10,020 --> 00:19:11,390
Just tell them I knocked you
487
00:19:11,427 --> 00:19:11,977
unconscious.
488
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:12,090
d
489
00:19:12,132 --> 00:19:14,002
Okay, then. Sure.
490
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:16,980
But--
491
00:19:17,020 --> 00:19:18,880
[Kim] But I'm still mad at you.
492
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,980
And this is just for my list,
493
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:22,010
because I don't know when
494
00:19:22,045 --> 00:19:23,485
I'll get another chance.
495
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,020
Have a nice life.
496
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:40,880
-[sputtering]
497
00:19:40,920 --> 00:19:41,980
-[Jay screaming]
498
00:19:42,020 --> 00:19:44,980
Fuck my life!
499
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:46,000
[groaning]
500
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:50,000
I'll get the frozen peas.
501
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:57,980
He's lost a lot of blood.
502
00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:58,530
We need to get him
503
00:19:58,570 --> 00:19:58,980
to the hospital
504
00:19:59,020 --> 00:20:00,320
-or he's going to die.
505
00:20:00,356 --> 00:20:01,016
-[Jay] Kim.
506
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:09,210
So, I'm not being funny, but...
507
00:20:09,251 --> 00:20:09,641
am I the only one
508
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:10,995
that's thinking...
509
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,000
you know?
510
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,320
Let nature take its course
511
00:20:17,357 --> 00:20:17,977
and all that?
512
00:20:18,020 --> 00:20:18,980
Jay!
513
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,100
He's a fucking Nazi gangster.
514
00:20:20,137 --> 00:20:20,977
He'd do the same to us.
515
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,000
[Ian] I'm not, actually.
516
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,400
I got that tattoo when
517
00:20:25,444 --> 00:20:26,004
I was 16.
518
00:20:27,000 --> 00:20:29,980
Confused, insecure,
519
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:31,090
trying to fit in with
520
00:20:31,130 --> 00:20:32,150
a crowd. [scoffs]
521
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,500
But it's a young man's game,
522
00:20:34,536 --> 00:20:34,976
isn't it?
523
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:36,390
-Being a Nazi?
524
00:20:36,426 --> 00:20:36,996
-Yeah.
525
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,980
You get older and you realize
526
00:20:40,020 --> 00:20:41,870
that everyone's just trying
527
00:20:41,909 --> 00:20:42,979
to muddle along.
528
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,520
It's the cruel world
529
00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:44,940
that's the problem,
530
00:20:44,984 --> 00:20:45,984
not the people in it.
531
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:48,980
I've made mistakes in my life,
532
00:20:49,020 --> 00:20:50,250
but I'm happy with the person
533
00:20:50,285 --> 00:20:51,305
that I've become.
534
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,360
I can say that with my hand
535
00:20:53,404 --> 00:20:54,124
on my heart.
536
00:20:57,000 --> 00:20:58,980
God, he's a sweetheart!
537
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,130
If we help this guy,
538
00:21:00,167 --> 00:21:00,287
we're all going
539
00:21:00,333 --> 00:21:01,473
to prison for this.
540
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:02,980
You know that, don't you?
541
00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:04,010
If it comes to it,
542
00:21:04,051 --> 00:21:04,981
I take the blame.
543
00:21:05,020 --> 00:21:06,160
I promise you that.
544
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,360
But saving Ian is the right
545
00:21:09,404 --> 00:21:10,124
thing to do.
546
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,980
[sighs]
547
00:21:15,020 --> 00:21:16,830
Okay. You call the hospital
548
00:21:16,867 --> 00:21:17,127
and let them know
549
00:21:17,167 --> 00:21:17,977
that we're coming.
550
00:21:18,020 --> 00:21:18,980
I'll dash to the car quickly
551
00:21:19,020 --> 00:21:19,980
and get it all set up for Ian.
552
00:21:20,020 --> 00:21:23,980
Sure, Kim. Car. Dash. Ian!
553
00:21:24,020 --> 00:21:25,000
Kim Kardashian!
554
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,170
Okay, we're in a rush,
555
00:21:31,213 --> 00:21:31,983
so don't worry,
556
00:21:32,020 --> 00:21:32,570
but remind me to explain
557
00:21:32,612 --> 00:21:32,982
that to you later
558
00:21:33,020 --> 00:21:34,710
because that's probably the
559
00:21:34,751 --> 00:21:35,271
best thing I've said
560
00:21:35,311 --> 00:21:35,981
in, like, ever.
561
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:37,490
Sorry. What do you mean,
562
00:21:37,527 --> 00:21:37,977
"later"?
563
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,570
Oh... I just thought because
564
00:21:39,613 --> 00:21:40,983
of the whole, you know...
565
00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:42,120
I told you, that kiss
566
00:21:42,162 --> 00:21:42,982
was for my list.
567
00:21:43,020 --> 00:21:44,120
Just like everything else
568
00:21:44,162 --> 00:21:45,302
was supposed to be.
569
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,980
I was so excited.
570
00:21:49,020 --> 00:21:50,360
But then you lied to me,
571
00:21:50,397 --> 00:21:50,977
didn't you?
572
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:53,000
And now it's all ruined.
573
00:21:55,000 --> 00:21:56,180
I just think a bit of moral
574
00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:56,980
relativism would--
575
00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:58,000
I'm glad we met.
576
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:00,000
I really am.
577
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,540
But when you lie to someone,
578
00:22:03,575 --> 00:22:04,305
you squeeze the toothpaste
579
00:22:04,348 --> 00:22:05,308
out of the tube.
580
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:07,570
And you can't put it
581
00:22:07,607 --> 00:22:08,447
back in again.
582
00:22:27,000 --> 00:22:28,020
Now hang on, son.
583
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:30,000
Just wait.
584
00:22:32,000 --> 00:22:33,980
In that room through there,
585
00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,980
there's 500 grand in cash
586
00:22:37,020 --> 00:22:38,980
hidden in the fireplace.
587
00:22:39,020 --> 00:22:40,240
There's plenty more where
588
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:40,975
that came from.
589
00:22:41,020 --> 00:22:44,000
Just... don't kill me, please.
590
00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:48,170
This was to make you more
591
00:22:48,208 --> 00:22:49,228
comfortable, Ian!
592
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:51,150
Oh, I thought you were gonna
593
00:22:51,190 --> 00:22:52,390
smother me to death.
594
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:53,980
-No!
595
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:54,980
-Oh!
596
00:22:55,020 --> 00:22:55,980
Thank you.
597
00:22:56,020 --> 00:22:57,760
No, you're not having it now.
598
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:00,980
Where you going?
599
00:23:01,020 --> 00:23:01,980
Where do you think?
600
00:23:02,020 --> 00:23:03,300
I was only joking about
601
00:23:03,338 --> 00:23:03,978
the money...
602
00:23:04,020 --> 00:23:05,000
[winces]
603
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
Shittetty-shit.
604
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:24,980
Hello, darling.
605
00:23:25,020 --> 00:23:27,000
[Kim grunting]
606
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:29,710
I don't understand why you need
607
00:23:29,746 --> 00:23:30,446
to brush your teeth now
608
00:23:30,488 --> 00:23:30,978
anyway, kid.
609
00:23:31,020 --> 00:23:32,110
We're kind of in the middle
610
00:23:32,151 --> 00:23:32,981
of some serious shit.
611
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:33,980
What? No, Jay, it's a metaphor.
612
00:23:34,020 --> 00:23:35,850
It means you can't undo
613
00:23:35,892 --> 00:23:36,132
something once
614
00:23:36,171 --> 00:23:36,981
you've done it.
615
00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:39,200
It's like, you can't tell a lie
616
00:23:39,238 --> 00:23:39,998
and then...
617
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:44,980
[Ian] Oi! You two!
618
00:23:45,020 --> 00:23:47,000
Come and look at this! Quick!
619
00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:52,230
[Nicky] Whoa, whoa, whoa,
620
00:23:52,269 --> 00:23:52,979
what you doing?
621
00:23:53,020 --> 00:23:53,980
Put it back, man!
622
00:23:54,020 --> 00:23:54,980
Fuck off.
623
00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,200
We just need to get Ian
624
00:23:56,235 --> 00:23:56,975
to the hospital
625
00:23:57,020 --> 00:23:58,050
and our story straight to
626
00:23:58,086 --> 00:23:58,976
the police. That's it.
627
00:23:59,020 --> 00:23:59,510
Okay. And what if we go
628
00:23:59,549 --> 00:23:59,729
to the police and Kim
629
00:23:59,767 --> 00:24:00,727
blames it on us?
630
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:01,770
She's not going to do that,
631
00:24:01,814 --> 00:24:01,984
is she?
632
00:24:02,020 --> 00:24:02,400
-[Ian] Guys!
633
00:24:02,438 --> 00:24:02,978
-How do you know?
634
00:24:03,020 --> 00:24:04,070
Because honesty is,
635
00:24:04,112 --> 00:24:04,982
like, her thing.
636
00:24:05,020 --> 00:24:06,980
Bro, you don't even know her!
637
00:24:07,020 --> 00:24:07,700
-I know her well enough.
638
00:24:07,735 --> 00:24:07,742
All right?
639
00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:07,982
-[Ian] Guys!
640
00:24:08,020 --> 00:24:10,000
[both] Yes, Ian?
641
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:11,980
Jeez!
642
00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:13,820
Right little moaner, isn't he?
643
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,980
What do you want, man?
644
00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:17,230
Isn't she supposed to be taking
645
00:24:17,270 --> 00:24:18,410
me to the hospital?
646
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:23,980
Kim!
647
00:24:24,020 --> 00:24:25,250
["Baby, Please Don't Go"
648
00:24:25,288 --> 00:24:25,308
by Paul Revere
649
00:24:25,306 --> 00:24:26,626
& The Raiders playing]
650
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:38,540
♪ Baby, please don't go
651
00:24:38,580 --> 00:24:39,980
Down to New Orleans ♪
652
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,520
♪ You know I love you so
653
00:24:41,559 --> 00:24:43,059
Baby, please don't go ♪
654
00:24:44,000 --> 00:24:45,980
♪ All right! ♪
655
00:24:46,020 --> 00:24:47,980
♪ Gonna be a dog ♪
656
00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:50,000
♪ I'm gonna be a dog ♪
657
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:51,980
♪ I'm gonna be a dog ♪
658
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:52,980
♪ To getcha way down here ♪
659
00:24:53,020 --> 00:24:55,170
♪ I'll make you walk the log
660
00:24:55,212 --> 00:24:56,982
Baby, please don't go ♪
661
00:24:57,020 --> 00:24:57,980
♪ All right! ♪
662
00:24:58,020 --> 00:24:59,000
♪ Yeah! ♪
663
00:24:59,050 --> 00:25:03,600
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