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["Stayin' Alive" playing]
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♪ You can tell
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By the way I use my walk ♪
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♪ I'm a woman's man
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No time to talk ♪
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♪ Music loud and women warm ♪
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♪ I've been kicked around
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Since I was born ♪
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♪ It's alright, it's okay ♪
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♪ You may look the other way ♪
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♪ We can try to understand ♪
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♪ The New York Times'
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Effect on man ♪
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♪ Whether you're a brother
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Or whether you're a mother ♪
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♪ You're stayin' alive
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Stayin' alive ♪
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♪ Feel the city breaking
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And everybody shaking, people ♪
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♪ Stayin' alive
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Stayin' alive ♪
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♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha
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Stayin' alive, stayin' alive ♪
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♪ Ah, ha, ha, ha
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Stayin' alive... ♪
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Can I have some breakfast,
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please?
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It's three quid
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for a cup of coffee
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and a bacon sandwich.
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And obviously,
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if you wanted it heated up
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it's another tenner.
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Oh. Okay.
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That's the orange ones, right?
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[chuckles]
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And it's another tenner
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to park your Jeep.
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Of course. Uh...
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-There you go.
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-[laughs]
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Excuse me, love?
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You do realize he's taking th--
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Uh, why don't you go
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to the bathroom, Mandy?
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Use the big mirror, eh?
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You can put lipstick
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on a pig, Mand.
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It's still a pig!
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Yeah, yeah, fuck off.
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[both laughing]
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May I use your bathroom?
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Of course, you can, darling!
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Ten pounds.
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Can I help?
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Why do you work for a man who
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speaks to you like that?
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No idea, darling.
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But it's probably
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the same reason
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I married the bastard.
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Why do you stay
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married to a man
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who doesn't love you?
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You're weird.
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Are you foreign or summat?
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You don't sound foreign.
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Sort of.
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Can I have some of that?
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[sighs]
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Just have the lot, darling.
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It's cheap shit anyway.
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And listen.
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That fella of mine
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just stole from you.
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You do know that, don't you?
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[sighs]
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You can be a right arsehole
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sometimes, Carl, you know th--
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[groaning]
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What he fuck?
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Oi! Stop!
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Is everything okay?
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Not really, no!
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[breathing heavily]
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You forgot your bacon sarnie.
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That's okay, Mandy.
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I've had enough pig
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for one day.
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Argh! Ow...
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Oh, God, that got me
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right in the eye!
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You know what,
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if it's all right with you,
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I will have that sandwich.
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Just...
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The pig line came to me
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and I just kind of rolled
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with it
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but I really am
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quite starving so...
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Thanks so much,
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that's really nice of you.
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See you.
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[engine sputtering]
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Oh, just warming
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the old girl up.
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[chuckles]
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Here we go.
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Ooh, oh. [chuckles]
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["Staying Alive"
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continues playing]
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♪ Life's goin' nowhere
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Somebody help me ♪
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♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪
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♪ I'm goin' nowhere ♪
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♪ Somebody help me, yeah ♪
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[waves splashing]
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[Jay] Look,
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all I'm saying is, Nick,
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you've never been very good
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with women, have you?
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What's that got to do
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with anything?
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Well, you've just
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been dumped, kid.
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Yeah, by someone
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I was with for three years.
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I'm not having a go, mate.
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I'm just saying that
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when it comes to girls,
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you've always been
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a duck out of water.
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-What? So,
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completely fine then?
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-Eh?
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Ducks are amphibious, Jay,
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so they're completely fine
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in or out of water.
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-Bullshit.
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-What do you mean "bullshit"?
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This is what
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I'm talking about, bro.
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No one cares about all of your
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University bullshit.
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We literally learn that
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in year two, Jay.
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That's not even junior school.
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Okay, look. The point is,
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no matter how clever
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you think you are,
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you're never gonna get anywhere
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'cause you've got shit clothes.
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-Right.
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-A shit haircut.
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-Okay.
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-And a dick like
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a burst balloon.
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I've got a perfectly
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average-sized penis, Jay!
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[laughing]
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-Okay. Do you want to
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get over Ellie?
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-Not really.
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Do you want to prove that
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you're the big man?
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-Obviously not.
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-Okay, then you have to speak
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to the next woman
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who walks in this pub.
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Whoever they are.
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I literally said "no"
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to both those things.
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-'Cause you want me to say it?
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-No.
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-I'm gonna.
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-Don't.
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-I will say it.
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-Don't say it.
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-I shall say it.
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-Please, don't.
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-I'm gonna say it.
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-I'd rather you didn't.
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You're my little bro and...
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[sighs]
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I love you!
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[scats]
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And I want you to have
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some fun. All right?
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-[clicks tongue]
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-No! This is not
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non-negotiable.
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You mean it is non-negotiable.
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What?
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Don't worry.
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Whoa, whoa, here we go.
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Bro, bro, bro,
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look, look, look.
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Welcome, my friend,
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to the woman of your dreams.
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-[gasps]
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-[glass breaking]
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-I am so sorry.
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-[men laughing]
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I will get you another one
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at the bar.
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Ooh, ooh, sorry.
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Sorry, sorry.
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Ow, ow. Ow, ow, ow.
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-[chuckles softly]
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-[barman] You all right?
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-[sighs]
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-[whispering] Now, now, now...
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-[Kim] Can I have
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a glass of cider?
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-[barman] Sure.
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And whatever
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the angry looking man
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behind me was drinking.
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Thank you.
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-[whispering indistinctly]
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-[grunts]
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Can I ask you something?
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Yes! Yeah, fire away, amigo.
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Not amigo. Just friend.
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Not that we're friends.
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Although they do say
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a stranger is a friend
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you haven't met yet.
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We've technically met,
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haven't we?
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I guess it sort of depends
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on definitions of like...
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-Sorry, you had a question.
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-Yes.
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This is definitely
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a shoe, right?
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Yeah...
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I mean just... I feel like
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there's been some sort of
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a fundamental mistake.
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I mean, no one else seems
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to be wearing them.
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Right.
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Sorry, it's just that I've
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never really dressed up
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this smart before,
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and I'm feeling a bit...
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Yeah. No, no, no, completely.
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That's...
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It's the same for the one out
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of She's All That.
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-Look what happened there.
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-What did happen there?
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Well, at the start of the film
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everyone's like,
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"she's not all that"
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and then she pops
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this dress on by the end
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and then everyone's kicking
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themselves,
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'cause they're like,
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"Ah, it turns out she was
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all that all along!"
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It's a classic.
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You've got to watch it.
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Okay.
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I'll put it on my list.
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f
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[gun cocking]
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-[gunshot]
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-[birds cawing]
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[Nicky] Wow, so this was
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taken on their first date?
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Yeah, that's why I wanted this
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place to be my first pub.
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I thought it would be nice
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to come for a drink
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here with Dad.
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Oh, is he coming down?
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Oh, sort of.
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You're leaning on him.
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[gasps] Oh, God!
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I'm so... I'm so sorry.
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Oh, my God. I... I...
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You don't need to apologize
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to him. He's dead.
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-He can't hear you.
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-[chuckles]
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You want to ask me, don't you?
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Ask you...
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Why this is my first time
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in a pub?
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Or in those shoes?
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Or why the only four films,
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I've seen in my life
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are Terminator 2,
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Shawshank Redemption,
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00:11:31,265 --> 00:11:32,975
Home Alone 2 and Braveheart.
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Yeah, no, I do, actually.
305
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I'm afraid I've got some
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bad news, Nicky.
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Kim?
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Kim?
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It's your turn to disembowel
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dinner when you got a sec.
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Kim?
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d
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[Kim] Dear Mum.
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I'm sorry for leaving,
315
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but I knew that you would
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try and stop me.
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The thing is,
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I finally feel ready
319
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to try new things.
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Work out what's out there
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for me.
322
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And make things right...
323
00:12:55,020 --> 00:12:56,000
for Dad.
324
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,000
For all of us.
325
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,980
I'm not a little girl anymore.
326
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I can look after myself, Mum.
327
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The world is a scary place.
328
00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:08,560
-[whirring]
329
00:13:08,602 --> 00:13:08,982
-[gasps]
330
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But it is just like he said
331
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,770
in that beautiful poem he wrote
332
00:13:12,810 --> 00:13:13,980
for my 21st birthday.
333
00:13:14,020 --> 00:13:15,980
I've got all my life to live.
334
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And all my love to give.
335
00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:19,260
And as long as I know
336
00:13:19,297 --> 00:13:19,977
how to love.
337
00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:21,400
I know I'll stay alive.
338
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,000
I will survive, Mum.
339
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:33,000
Love, Kim.
340
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,480
So just to be clear,
341
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:43,020
the end of the world
342
00:13:43,059 --> 00:13:43,979
is coming tomorrow?
343
00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:45,300
No. I'm saying it could
344
00:13:45,338 --> 00:13:45,978
be tomorrow,
345
00:13:46,020 --> 00:13:47,980
but when it does happen,
346
00:13:48,020 --> 00:13:48,890
the more off grid you are
347
00:13:48,931 --> 00:13:49,981
the better chance you'll have.
348
00:13:50,020 --> 00:13:51,040
-So how's it gonna happen?
349
00:13:51,082 --> 00:13:51,982
-Nuclear war, probably.
350
00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:52,580
-Oh.
351
00:13:52,622 --> 00:13:53,352
-But it could be
352
00:13:53,394 --> 00:13:54,984
artificial intelligence.
353
00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:55,980
Polar ice caps melting.
354
00:13:56,020 --> 00:13:57,320
The next outbreak
355
00:13:57,364 --> 00:13:57,934
of fish measles could
356
00:13:57,966 --> 00:13:58,976
wipe us out entirely.
357
00:13:59,020 --> 00:13:59,980
I'm sorry? Fish...
358
00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:00,930
My mum always says
359
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:01,543
the defining feature
360
00:14:01,581 --> 00:14:01,981
of humanity
361
00:14:02,020 --> 00:14:02,980
is impatience.
362
00:14:03,020 --> 00:14:03,980
Even for its own destruction.
363
00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:05,980
Our mum always says
364
00:14:06,020 --> 00:14:06,980
that one cheese toastie
365
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:07,980
is never enough,
366
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:10,000
but two is always too much.
367
00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:11,980
[chuckles]
368
00:14:12,020 --> 00:14:13,010
You're only making
369
00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:13,181
fun of me because
370
00:14:13,223 --> 00:14:13,983
the government is hiding
371
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:15,440
how bad it truly is.
372
00:14:15,484 --> 00:14:16,984
If you had any idea--
373
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:17,450
No, no.
374
00:14:17,488 --> 00:14:18,978
I am on your side, bro.
375
00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:20,820
Don't believe their lies, man.
376
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:21,550
Like, "Yeah guys.
377
00:14:21,588 --> 00:14:21,978
Shall we just
378
00:14:22,020 --> 00:14:23,340
get on a spaceship
379
00:14:23,376 --> 00:14:24,976
and go 'to the moon.'"
380
00:14:25,020 --> 00:14:26,460
As if, man. One giant leap
381
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,120
for fucking bullshit, mate.
382
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:29,980
Okay. All right.
383
00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:30,580
So, Kim, you said your mum
384
00:14:30,618 --> 00:14:31,698
told you all this?
385
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:32,980
You think we're wrong then?
386
00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:34,980
Well, no. I'm just saying.
387
00:14:35,020 --> 00:14:35,350
I think even
388
00:14:35,388 --> 00:14:35,978
if we are all fucked,
389
00:14:36,020 --> 00:14:37,980
I'd rather take my chances
390
00:14:38,020 --> 00:14:38,550
in the real world,
391
00:14:38,588 --> 00:14:38,978
than hide away
392
00:14:39,020 --> 00:14:40,400
in the middle of nowhere
393
00:14:40,439 --> 00:14:40,979
in a cave.
394
00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:41,980
It's a hut.
395
00:14:42,020 --> 00:14:42,690
My mum only makes me sleep
396
00:14:42,729 --> 00:14:42,979
in the cave
397
00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,550
when the bald man comes
398
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,002
to fix the generator.
399
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:50,920
Yeah, that thing
400
00:14:50,961 --> 00:14:51,981
breaks down a lot.
401
00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,980
d
402
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,220
What does that mean?
403
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:04,020
Okay, fun thought. Let's say
404
00:15:04,055 --> 00:15:04,975
it is the end of the world
405
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:05,860
and we all had
406
00:15:05,901 --> 00:15:06,271
two weeks to live.
407
00:15:06,311 --> 00:15:06,981
What would you do?
408
00:15:07,020 --> 00:15:09,090
Easy. I'd marry my girlfriend
409
00:15:09,131 --> 00:15:10,381
on, like, a roller coaster
410
00:15:10,418 --> 00:15:11,018
or summat.
411
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:12,390
-[smirks]
412
00:15:12,427 --> 00:15:13,207
-Nice. Nicky?
413
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,980
I would write a lot, paint,
414
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:17,980
seek out the majesty of nature.
415
00:15:18,020 --> 00:15:18,980
Oh, really?
416
00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,550
No. I'd eat donuts and try
417
00:15:20,590 --> 00:15:22,030
to have sex with people.
418
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,020
That's good, because if no one
419
00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:24,977
wanted to have sex with you,
420
00:15:25,020 --> 00:15:26,100
then you could just
421
00:15:26,143 --> 00:15:26,983
use the donuts.
422
00:15:27,020 --> 00:15:27,980
That was my thinking exactly.
423
00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:29,170
All right, go on, Kim,
424
00:15:29,213 --> 00:15:29,983
what about you?
425
00:15:30,020 --> 00:15:31,980
Um...
426
00:15:32,020 --> 00:15:32,860
Sex and donuts
427
00:15:32,901 --> 00:15:33,981
sounds good to me.
428
00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:34,660
Well, then there we are
429
00:15:34,702 --> 00:15:35,362
then, guys.
430
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:37,800
To the end of the world, baby.
431
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000
d
432
00:15:57,000 --> 00:15:57,980
Me and Ellie had been
433
00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,280
together three years.
434
00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:01,000
Met at Uni.
435
00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,260
You know how it goes.
436
00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:07,800
I guess it wasn't mutual then?
437
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,980
It was, actually.
438
00:16:09,020 --> 00:16:10,460
It was a mutual decision
439
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:11,560
between her and her
440
00:16:11,598 --> 00:16:11,978
new boyfriend.
441
00:16:12,020 --> 00:16:14,000
[both chuckle]
442
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:15,780
-[alarm beeping]
443
00:16:15,822 --> 00:16:16,322
-Oh.
444
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:21,510
Don't you have to take
445
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:22,747
your pollution pill?
446
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:24,000
What?
447
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,980
You are immunized, I guess.
448
00:16:28,020 --> 00:16:29,010
Did your mum give you
449
00:16:29,051 --> 00:16:29,981
those by any chance?
450
00:16:30,020 --> 00:16:31,000
Yeah.
451
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:35,370
I can't believe this your
452
00:16:35,406 --> 00:16:36,976
first trip into civilization.
453
00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:39,000
Like... ever.
454
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,040
Well, I did the supply run
455
00:16:42,075 --> 00:16:42,995
a few times.
456
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,750
But I guess that's just
457
00:16:45,790 --> 00:16:47,000
in and out so...
458
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:49,410
And why did you
459
00:16:49,452 --> 00:16:50,652
decide to leave now?
460
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:52,000
I haven't left.
461
00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,000
I'm going back.
462
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,930
Just felt like now
463
00:16:56,968 --> 00:16:58,168
is a good time to...
464
00:16:59,000 --> 00:16:59,880
cross some things
465
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:01,177
off my list, I guess.
466
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:03,570
You and Jay are quite
467
00:17:03,605 --> 00:17:04,505
different then?
468
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,980
Our dad died when we were kids,
469
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:08,840
so that sort of
470
00:17:08,883 --> 00:17:10,083
brought us together.
471
00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:14,980
I'm sorry. I feel bad now.
472
00:17:15,020 --> 00:17:16,040
That's all right.
473
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:17,670
He had this
474
00:17:17,709 --> 00:17:18,999
landscaping business.
475
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,770
And me and Jay, we've always
476
00:17:21,805 --> 00:17:22,995
had this plan to...
477
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:24,980
resurrect it.
478
00:17:25,020 --> 00:17:27,000
But you don't want to?
479
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,000
I studied English at Uni.
480
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:32,010
I've been offered this
481
00:17:32,048 --> 00:17:32,978
internship in London.
482
00:17:33,020 --> 00:17:35,000
It's gonna break his heart.
483
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
[typing]
484
00:17:47,000 --> 00:17:48,500
So, how did your dad die?
485
00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:50,980
Heart attack.
486
00:17:51,020 --> 00:17:52,000
Yours?
487
00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,000
Yeah, same.
488
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:27,980
He died when I was six.
489
00:18:28,020 --> 00:18:29,690
That's kind of the reason
490
00:18:29,727 --> 00:18:30,077
why me and Mum left
491
00:18:30,123 --> 00:18:31,263
in the first place.
492
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,000
It's funny.
493
00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,590
My dad died the exact same day
494
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:38,185
my little cousin was born.
495
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,140
We even passed my aunt
496
00:18:40,183 --> 00:18:41,143
in the hospital.
497
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,260
It's like there's
498
00:18:44,295 --> 00:18:44,945
a finite amount of love
499
00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:46,253
allowed in the world.
500
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,000
Exactly.
501
00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,450
And you've got a pour
502
00:18:51,488 --> 00:18:52,138
a bit out to make room
503
00:18:52,184 --> 00:18:53,204
for the next bit.
504
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:05,980
[Jay] Guys!
505
00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:06,980
Oh, my God!
506
00:19:07,023 --> 00:19:07,983
Come quick!
507
00:19:08,020 --> 00:19:09,080
Yo, yo, I'm serious. You lot
508
00:19:09,123 --> 00:19:10,503
need to come right now.
509
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,830
Kim, your mum was right.
510
00:19:14,867 --> 00:19:15,977
It's happening.
511
00:19:16,020 --> 00:19:18,000
Dude, it's fucking happening.
512
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,680
But it's okay,
513
00:19:21,717 --> 00:19:22,387
'cause I found some
514
00:19:22,426 --> 00:19:23,976
donuts in the kitchen.
515
00:19:24,020 --> 00:19:25,000
[chuckling]
516
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:29,020
[Kim] Oh, my God!
517
00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,980
Is this happening right now?
518
00:19:33,020 --> 00:19:33,980
How did it start?
519
00:19:34,020 --> 00:19:35,490
-Kim, there isn't any--
520
00:19:35,526 --> 00:19:36,976
-Chlorinated chicken...
521
00:19:37,020 --> 00:19:40,000
and climate change.
522
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:41,920
-Combined.
523
00:19:41,956 --> 00:19:42,986
-Okay, one of us needs
524
00:19:43,031 --> 00:19:43,981
to call the WHO.
525
00:19:44,020 --> 00:19:44,490
-The who?
526
00:19:44,527 --> 00:19:44,977
-Exactly.
527
00:19:45,020 --> 00:19:45,310
-What?
528
00:19:45,354 --> 00:19:46,984
-Oh, never mind, I need to go.
529
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:47,410
-Hold on a second.
530
00:19:47,446 --> 00:19:47,976
-I just don't believe it.
531
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:48,830
You spend your
532
00:19:48,874 --> 00:19:49,214
whole life thinking
533
00:19:49,254 --> 00:19:49,984
the world's gonna end
534
00:19:50,020 --> 00:19:50,940
in the blink of an eye
535
00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:51,980
and then suddenly it is.
536
00:19:52,020 --> 00:19:52,840
Okay, seriously, Kim,
537
00:19:52,881 --> 00:19:53,651
don't worry, there's nothing
538
00:19:53,694 --> 00:19:53,984
actually--
539
00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:54,960
Nicky, this is such
540
00:19:55,001 --> 00:19:56,201
a serious situation.
541
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:57,980
There's nothing actually what?
542
00:19:58,020 --> 00:19:59,760
There's nothing actually to--
543
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,000
that we can do right now.
544
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
You're right.
545
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,070
-This isn't funny.
546
00:20:12,111 --> 00:20:12,981
-It fucking is!
547
00:20:13,020 --> 00:20:13,980
Jay!
548
00:20:14,020 --> 00:20:14,960
It was just a joke
549
00:20:14,997 --> 00:20:15,417
'cause of the whole
550
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:15,978
sex, doughnuts,
551
00:20:16,020 --> 00:20:17,460
end of the world thing.
552
00:20:17,497 --> 00:20:18,097
I didn't think she would
553
00:20:18,143 --> 00:20:19,343
actually believe it.
554
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,000
d
555
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
Whoa.
556
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:32,000
Kim! Kim!
557
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:34,980
Get in the car.
558
00:20:35,020 --> 00:20:35,910
Don't worry, Dad.
559
00:20:35,946 --> 00:20:37,146
There's enough time.
560
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:44,980
[Jay] Where the hell
561
00:20:45,020 --> 00:20:45,980
is she going anyway?
562
00:20:46,020 --> 00:20:47,130
[Nicky] Just shut up
563
00:20:47,167 --> 00:20:48,067
and follow her.
564
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
Kim!
565
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,000
Kim! Kim!
566
00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:32,730
I can't believe
567
00:21:32,772 --> 00:21:33,982
she actually fell for it.
568
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:35,100
She's probably never seen
569
00:21:35,138 --> 00:21:35,978
the internet before.
570
00:21:36,020 --> 00:21:37,980
Of course, she fell for it.
571
00:21:38,020 --> 00:21:39,090
Why didn't she realize
572
00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:39,975
on the drive over?
573
00:21:40,020 --> 00:21:40,630
Because it's the middle
574
00:21:40,665 --> 00:21:40,975
of the night,
575
00:21:41,020 --> 00:21:42,600
even if it was true no fucker
576
00:21:42,642 --> 00:21:44,142
would be awake to see it.
577
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,980
Stop worrying, man.
578
00:21:47,020 --> 00:21:47,600
Look, whoever she's gone
579
00:21:47,643 --> 00:21:48,543
in there to see
580
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:49,640
will tell her that it's a joke,
581
00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:50,640
and that's that.
582
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:52,140
What's the problem?
583
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:38,940
I had the chance to say
584
00:22:38,984 --> 00:22:39,984
something and I didn't...
585
00:22:40,020 --> 00:22:40,990
She's gonna think
586
00:22:41,025 --> 00:22:41,975
I'm a right dick.
587
00:22:42,020 --> 00:22:42,980
It was just a little joke.
588
00:22:43,020 --> 00:22:44,050
She's gonna think
589
00:22:44,089 --> 00:22:44,979
it's hilarious.
590
00:22:45,020 --> 00:22:45,700
-Is she though?
591
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:47,359
-Look, even if she doesn't,
592
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:48,980
what's the worst
593
00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,000
that can happen?
594
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:57,980
[whistles]
595
00:22:58,020 --> 00:22:59,000
d
596
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:05,000
Trust me.
597
00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:07,620
Everything's gonna be fine.
598
00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:09,980
[sighs]
599
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,640
Yeah, I guess you're right.
600
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:13,000
[sighs]
601
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,000
Ian!
602
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:22,410
Was that you playing
603
00:24:22,452 --> 00:24:24,012
silly bollocks downstairs?
604
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:27,000
Ian!
605
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Ian!
606
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,000
Hello, Jimmy.
607
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:42,000
Remember me?
608
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,980
Um...
609
00:24:47,020 --> 00:24:48,980
d
610
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,350
♪ You're dead, already
611
00:24:50,390 --> 00:24:51,980
Dead, dead, already-ready ♪
612
00:24:52,020 --> 00:24:53,480
♪ Dead, already
613
00:24:53,523 --> 00:24:55,983
Dead, dead, already-ready ♪
614
00:24:56,020 --> 00:24:57,460
♪ Dead, already
615
00:24:57,498 --> 00:24:59,978
Dead, dead, already-ready ♪
616
00:25:00,020 --> 00:25:03,000
♪ Dead, already, dead ♪
617
00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,000
♪ Dead ♪
618
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,000
♪ Cheer up, London ♪
619
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,260
Thank you, good night,
620
00:25:18,297 --> 00:25:18,997
see ya!
621
00:25:19,047 --> 00:25:23,597
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